Simon and Talia Reveal EVERYTHING About Their Wedding Day!!
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- Yo, what's up guys and welcome back to the What's Good Podcast and Ted today, oh no. - And Ted. - This is really embarrassing. And today we've got the most exciting episode ever because we have Talia Moore. - That's so bad, I hate you guys. - I really hate you guys. - What was that? - You know what brings me like happiness? Knowing that John will have to clean this up. - He won't though. - He just won't. That's what makes me sad. - He looks thrilled. - What have you thrown? - Were they petals?

Oh, from art. They haven't told us you kept it. Well, it must be because they are dead people. No, that's such a Nick thing to do, man. You kept it on purpose. Such a Nick thing to do, man. But I appreciate that. They're all dead, though. It looks, yeah, it looks off. Anyway, but guys, before we start, John, John, John.

Before we start, make sure you guys subscribe. Jon's been telling us this is going to be a big episode apparently. Not sure why. But yeah, subscribe. Also, this is the wedding podcast. It feels weird that I'm sat here. Yeah, I was going to say, I look like I... Me and Matt, we're married. Yeah, why? Should we swap? I'm here. Yeah, I mean, just paint. Nah, it's fair enough. True, true. I'm actually really mad though.

It's been so long since the wedding. There's been like a Tolly Amar stream, a Tolly Amar YouTube video. There's been a KSI six, seven million stories. There's been a sidecast. Yeah. Where's the podcast so late, man? Because we didn't, we haven't, this is the first one we've recorded. Yeah, but you should have got married on a Tuesday. Three days ago. We should have got married on a Tuesday and gone straight to the podcast. I'm obviously joking, guys. He's not joking. No, actually, although I did ask you at the wedding. I was like, when are you announcing that you got married? Yeah. Well, we were, we were going to like...

wait for a little bit but then we got the photos through literally the next day yeah only like 10 no I know the amount of people that had like photos that they were sat there like come

- I know this, I actually was so shocked to the amount of people who posted that quick. I didn't even know you posted yours, 'cause I went golf that day after and I was on the way back and you know, Freezy and everyone was like liking the picture, but they never showed it in person. So I got home, well to the villa and I was like, oh, wow, nice. - Freezy's the only person who actually messaged me and was like, is it alright if I post these? - Yeah. - Yeah, I got a couple people. - And there wasn't like, there was no one else in them kind of thing. But I was just like, yeah. - Well, how about me? Ask me about me. - Oh, Talia, your mic.

- What? Oh, hello. Sorry. - Ask me about me. - You. - So Freesia's the only one who didn't, who asked you for permission. I haven't even posted anything. - That's 'cause you don't have anything. - No, I do, I do. I've got a picture with KSI. - So why are you not posting? - 'Cause I want to. - 'Cause I don't wanna be like a little neek and be like, oh, I've been at Science Halls, I didn't. - I have a picture of you. - Yeah? - It's a Polaroid of you from like this view. - Oh, the Nick one, yeah. You know what I did? I had the Polaroid and I went to give it him back and I went, oops.

He's actually mad because he's like, by the way, I've got like two photos left. Sorry, man. Sorry. But now I will say great wedding, guys. Great wedding. Thank you. Thanks. Why are you taking a deep breath? Because I'm like... She's like, I fucked it. Yeah, I'm like, oh shit, what have I done? No, because it's like, I don't know, when I think about it,

it was so long and to be fair, it wasn't even people plan weddings for like two years and we got engaged less than a year before we got married. But it was so much in such a short amount of time. Every time I think about it being done, I'm like, huh,

It literally feels like, oh yeah, it's done. Yeah. A lot went wrong as well. Everything went wrong. Impossible. I know things always go wrong with weddings, right? And the tiniest thing, like, oh, the napkin is a slightly different shade of beige. No, bro. Seems like the biggest issue ever. Was that a problem? No. Okay. That would have been fine. We had everything. We had some actual big issues. Big things go wrong. I feel like on the podcast I should ask you, like what?

- But I also don't care. - No, I'm joking, I do care, I do care. I've had a really stressful day. - So we had firstly, well, you had all the dresses for the bridesmaids. They turned up and they just weren't the same dress. - What? - As the sample. - I didn't hear about this one. - Right, so two weeks before the wedding, it's my hen do. I've got all the dresses. - Oh wow, Simon, hear that?

- She didn't want a hen do. - I didn't want a hen do. Also it was literally a barbecue at my house. - I would have done that as well. - I would love to come to your house for a barbecue. - I would have done that. - I got inflatable salt courses. - I saw pictures of that. I would love to do that. - I literally said, I would happily have everyone just come to the house and have like a house party. - You have to at least assign some. - But then Harry was like, yeah, we can just fuck you through a bit. And I went, all right, you guys aren't coming. He meant it, he actually did mean a little bit. But anyway, carry on. - Yeah, so two weeks before the wedding,

I'd like all the dresses, the bridesmaids dresses had arrived. And can I just say, oh my gosh, I ordered the first dress in like December to make sure that the company was legit. So I ordered a random dress from them, was great, delish. Got to January, ordered another dress from them to make sure, cool, it's good. Then I ordered the bridesmaids dress from them, came, was great. Then I ordered all like 10 of the dresses. And when they arrived two weeks before the wedding, they were all like,

like see-through completely different awful quality like literally were made like it was horrendous so that was all horrible we had to find a completely different dress as a nightmare actually and they always be altered as well so yeah of course not a long time wait so when we were doing our fittings they were doing girlfriends they did it way before oh

- Well, no, as in you were- - When you were doing your fittings, we didn't have the dresses. - Right, okay. 'Cause it would've been an nightmare if our suits weren't there. - Yeah. - Yeah. - But they were, so. - Then we also had- - L, bridesmaids. - W, groomsmen. - We also had, so Sagala came. - Yeah. - And also did a set for an hour. - Yeah, by the way, I did not even know that happened. I heard, I heard- - What? - You literally were like, "When's Sagala on?" And you were like, "He's been on." - Yeah, like for an hour and a half. I was like, "I don't know where the fuck, I don't know where I was."

- How did you miss that? - I don't know, 'cause you sang as well. I missed that. - Barely. - Barely. - Yeah. - Oh. - She got her microphone given to her and she was like, "I don't wanna do this." - I was like, "I don't wanna be singing right now." - Okay. - But then, yeah, he had a tooth infection, so he missed the flight. - Oh no. - Yeah, to the morning of. - So he had to get a late flight. - Okay. - The morning of.

- We organized the flight for everyone. - Yep. - And that changed like the day before. - It got canceled and moved to a completely different airport. - Oh yeah, yeah. - Across the other side of London. - There was also storms for the first time in like five years in the area. - Bro. - 30. - The weather was crazy. - 30 years. - First storm in 30 years. - They were like, "We've not had weather like this in 30 years." I was like, "Shut the fuck up."

So then we had to gamble whether it was gonna rain or not. - We were fine though in the end. - It was, but they wanted to put up a marquee thing over the ceremony. So over where we would stand. The whole reason we came to Italy is it's sunny. So we had to gamble with that. What else went wrong? - Do you know what the main thing that went wrong in this whole wedding that thank God for Alex was,

we got legally married in Italy. Like a lot of people that get married abroad do a ceremony in the UK and then they just do like the visuals and stuff abroad. We were like, no, we want it to be an actual ceremony. So you have to fill out all these forms and the planners,

got it like told us all the wrong information so all the stuff we'd filled out and whatnot was not valid and about a week before the deadline of when we'd have to have done it alex realized and was like they've got all of this wrong like this yeah and if we weren't if we didn't do a legal ceremony the venue would have pulled out wow we were not allowed that's why the mayor was there so thank god for that because the whole wedding would have had to have been like cancelled moved like

that one was the worst he was spitting he yeah so we had no idea by the way what they were going to say yeah so we turned up and we were kind of like all we know is someone's gonna say something in italian we didn't know it was the mayor yeah uh and then a a woman that we met was gonna say it in english yeah and we thought we were very along the lines of you know it'll be repeat after me i sign blah blah here's the rings say it as you do this usual ceremony he goes up says something

she says like, oh, you adhere to Italian rules, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then he reads out this two page paragraph that's like article 2,644. - He went un-fragile. - Your future children will help the household. - Yeah, our future kids agreed to stuff without even being born. - And then your dad went to me, he's like, oh, shame that didn't exist when I got married. But we had no idea that that was happening. - No. - And then he kind of just goes,

- Well, I now pronounce you, we said I do. And he was like, I pronounce you husband and wife. - Yeah, there's no like, you didn't have to say anything. - And then what happened? - Then we kissed and you missed it. - And I fucking missed it. - Yeah. - And then he weirdly kept telling us for the rest of the day, like, yo, kiss again, I wanna see. I was gonna ask, can you kiss now? - No. - Imagine. - That's so weird. - It's not weird. - It'd be a great thumbnail. - Yeah, come on. - But no. - Nick messaged me, he's like, can you answer the question on Instagram, like saying kiss? I was like, nah, I'll just bring it up.

- No, but I, 'cause I was like, by the way, Alex did sick by the way. She smashed it. - Oh. - She was unreal. - Yeah. - Yeah, she did everything. - Alex is literally like, she runs my entire life. Without her, I don't think I'd exist. - Never met her before this, you know? I've only heard about her through words. - Yeah. - Great. - Through the legends. - Yeah, yeah, from you and from- - The legend of Alex. - But what happened was, she was like, "Oh, by the way, so it's gonna be Nick sat there, Johnny sat there, and then Ran, well, Andrew sat there, and then-

Front row by the way and then behind Toby JJ Josh. I was like fuck you guys. I'm gonna front row I'm gonna get back to your own guys. I got the best view. I'm sick. I'm sick and I couldn't see it's cuz there was a mic stand for the mayor This would be I had to see through the leaves. I wasn't gonna obviously I wasn't kick up a fuss Kiss again man Let me see you kiss

- I was actually really annoyed 'cause I didn't take any sunglasses. And the entire time, all the other groomsmen, every single one of them got sunglasses on, right? So I'm like, "Damn." So I keep going around asking everyone, and no one got sunglasses. And the only person who had sunglasses was Calux. And he wore Balenciaga nonce glasses. - I was gonna say, he's definitely, I would not wear his glasses. - Yeah, and Jamie had some fake ones.

- He brought extra shades and extra watches. He's like, if anyone needs some let me know. - Literally, I saw him just before, he was like, "Do you need a watch for the wedding?" And he just pulls out like three watches that are all fake. - I felt so bad 'cause I found that out chatting with Calux. So I was like, I can't now turn down Calux 'cause Calux gave me his, which was really nice. But they were just nonce glasses, so.

- Well, they also didn't know we had rings. - Right. - So we were married and we were like- - We were married and then someone was like, "Should we do the rings?" - Nick was there waiting so desperately. He's like, "Do I go now?" - Yeah, but they literally like- - So where's my part? - They covered the mic, looked at me and went, "Do you have rings?" And we're like, "Yes." And he was like, "Oh, we got told you didn't have any." So I was like, "Nick, please give me the rings." - And then we just put them on and we're like,

And then we were like You played that off well I can tell Oh yeah Really? No no I can't tell that happened at all No Oh she was like Yeah do you have rings And I was like Yeah we have them And he was like Oh okay Can we get the rings And we did it And then we both went What do we do now Well yeah because they forgot To play our exit song Well it's because they didn't know We had finished Yes Because no one did We had like an exit song And they forgot to play it So I literally go

what happens now? And we're both looking around and I was like, do we just leave? And then the song starts playing and I face, I'm so excited to see the video because the beginning of the song we have is like an acapella woman. I thought our translator just got up on the mic. It sounded like someone was singing, you know? It sounded so accurate. Yeah, so I literally went,

- I was like, who the hell? And I was like, oh, it's the song. - I was looking around too. - We started walking out and everyone was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. And then like two or three people just kind of threw the confetti. - Yeah, Nick was like, do you throw now? I'm like, nah, I think you do it later. - Yeah, one person, I don't know who it was to my right, just underhand, just straight into my face. I was like, thanks for that. - Yeah, I got a couple head shots on my wedding day as well. But not from that. - What?

- No, I didn't mean that. No, no, no, sorry. That's so sus guys. No, I didn't mean that. But the song on the way in was really nice as well. - Yeah. - I thought at first it was Frozen. I was like, oh my God, Frozen. Then I actually realized. - Dead film. - Absolutely not. - Oh, Frozen's good. - I heard to my right, I heard someone out of the six of you

I heard someone go, "Is this Moana?" And I was like, I literally just heard it to the side and I was like, I turned up a little bit when you walked down, can't lie. I started to until I looked over to the right and JJ stood right next to me with his glasses and he literally went,

- I'm good. - As soon as he did that, I was like, all right, I'm laughing a little bit. - Yeah, it pulled you back. - Yeah. - But the song was really nice, man. It was really, really beautiful. - It was a nice melodic version, wasn't it? - Yeah, yeah, I found a piano version. Although it turns out, so I didn't know this, but while I was getting ready, so where my room is to get ready is like, we were getting ready in the villa and it was at the top of the villa and with a balcony with stairs that come down. - Guys, it's not a villa.

It's literally called Villa Valentini. It's a super mansion. A big villa. But like, we overlooked, well, I could look at the ceremony and like, Alex, I wasn't there when this happened, but she literally heard, she was like, oh my God, an hour, two hours before the ceremony, they played my walkout song. Oh no. And she was like, she ran and was like, turn that off, turn it off because Simon doesn't know what I'm walking down to. Yeah, yeah, true. So she was like screaming, like, no!

- It's because I probably did hear it. - But didn't know what it was. - But heard a few piano notes and thought like. - It's not really musical gifted, so, musically gifted, so. - Wow. - Well you're not, let's be honest. - Do you wanna know a funny story? - Sorry, I'm joking, what? - I don't know if we told you this already, but basically,

It was raining, it was meant to rain and storm the whole week. - Yeah, yeah. - And Alex suggested it, right? - Yeah. - So Alex saw Jamie Lang's podcast and they basically said, "Oh, there's a wedding that they went to "and it was meant to be a storm." - It was their wedding. - Oh, it was theirs? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Their wedding was meant to be a storm and someone basically told them that there's a tradition to get good weather for your wedding day where you bury a sausage in the garden. - Cooked sausage, yeah. - Cooked sausage in the garden.

So we were like, you know what? We have to try anything we can. So Alex at like 11 p.m. the night before is out in the garden digging up, burying a sausage. That's jokes. And it worked. It worked. It literally worked. So if you're meant to have rain on your wedding, bury a sausage. It rained the day before. It rained the day after. It was chuck. It was torrential the day before. I mean, it did rain during the wedding day. Yeah, but it was while we were... It was in the evening while we were undercover. No one cared about that. Which...

- The dinner, we'll talk about the speeches quick. - Oh yeah. - Well, no, no, because I have a lot to say on that. - Okay. - I heard someone, I can't remember who, maybe it was Nick. I think Nick told JJ and all of us that are buried in sausage means something else. - I mean, it sounds sexual. - I mean, it doesn't sound great. - JJ believed him. - Everyone kept going to Alex like, "Yeah, you buried the sausage, yeah?" - I mean, she did wait till her boyfriend got there. - She was like, "Can you stop saying this in front of people? 'Cause it does just look hella sus." - She waited till her boyfriend got there to bury the sausage. - She did. - But yeah, then we had like the appetis.

and then the dinner. I didn't have any. We were taking photos. - I had them. - Oh, well you wouldn't have them anyway. Did you taste any of them beforehand? Did you have the prawn with the- - Oh no, I had them there on the day. I didn't have the prawn one though. I didn't see that one. Everyone raved about that one. - Yeah, it was like prawn with some like sticks around it. - Damn it. - Dope though.

- Then we got the dinner. - Yeah. - Dinner was good. - Yeah. - And then we had the speeches. - Yeah. - We weren't gonna have speeches. We literally said, "Yeah, we're not doing speeches." - Yeah, yeah, everyone who did speeches planned the morning of the speech slash during the speech. - Yeah, so then, well, we had said before though, like, 'cause I had literally said, "I'm not doing one. "I just don't want to." So Tali said, "Oh, I'll say thank you to Alex," 'cause she'd done so much. And then your dad kind of wanted to. - He was like, "Can I just say a couple words?"

And like we'd spoken about it months before and I was like, I don't know if we're having speeches, but, and then two days, three days before the wedding, I messaged him. I was like, by the way, like if you want to speak, like I know you said you want to say something. Do you want to say a couple words or not? And he was like, uh, yeah, yeah, I will. And that was the last I heard of it. But then he did the first speech and it was good. It was a very good speech. It was a great speech. Yeah. Um,

- He got the emotional side. - Yeah. - Then he handed it to JJ who screwed you over a little bit. - Well, I will speak when I am told to speak. - Okay. - Oh, I didn't say screwed you, I'm intrigued to do this. - Well, I'll explain it and then you can explain why. So JJ did his speech and he gets up, does the first part. This has already been explained on the sidecast. - Oh yeah, and time stream. - His speech?

Probably. Well, he basically did an AI speech. He did the whole thing. It was very evident from the third word that was more than two syllables. We knew it was AI. And then he does an actual speech. Yeah. And it's really good. It is good.

It's funny and then he goes into an acapella version of Lamborghini and all the old people are like, what the fuck is going on? I really want to get that one moment back on video. I'm so excited to see it because it's the way he goes. He said something like, and now I'm going to do an acapella version of Lamborghini.

He was like, "It's only right we're in Italy. Lamborghinis is an Italian car. So I'm gonna do a version of a Lamborghini." - And I was like, nah, he's joking. Thinking like he's gonna stop and then go, "Just kidding." And he just stopped. And I was like, wait, what's happening? We weren't having speeches and now suddenly Lamborghinis acapella in our wedding hall. - Also, I swear he didn't even start on the chorus. He was like starting on Gold Rocks, right? Yeah, bro, why start there, man? - He starts straight into the beginning. - Yeah, yeah. Then he gave it to Randy and your speech was good.

But, but right. He tells the, you tell the joke, like you do a speech and then you end it with the story Talia's told about the Mushu paw print. And everyone's like, that was jokes. Ah, amazing, amazing, amazing.

and you kind of put the mic down a bit and everyone's like, that was a good speech. And you put the mic back up and you're like, oh, and another thing, these two didn't even like each other. They hated each other. And Simon works for JJ and JJ owes everything to him. And everyone's like, what's up? I was like, JJ will not go anywhere if not for Simon and the clothing line and all this. Everyone's just like, I don't know what's happened. I think it's because it was also the second, you did your speech and then you stopped and they went, oh, also, and you said the Mooshu thing. I was like, fuck you, Randall.

- And then you stopped again and then you went also and I scream, Randolph it's enough. - Oh, that's enough, yeah, yeah. Okay, now let's see what happened. - Okay, so that was the end of the speeches. - Yeah, I don't know the speeches. - Although you also tried to stitch me up. I said I'm not doing the speech. - Oh, true. - And he's like, yo, I think we all wanna hear from Simon, right?

- No, I think Simon's professing words or something like that. - Yeah, and I literally told them no. That's why I'm not doing that. - No, no, actually, Simon wants to say something, and you said something. You just said the word something. That was smart from you, though. That's typical. - I didn't say something. - You did. - No, no, no. - Oh. - You said. - I said, "I said I didn't wanna do a speech, so I'm not going to." - Ah, okay, sorry, you said it better than what I just said there, and that wasn't even true. I made that up, and that's still not as good as what you did in real time. Maybe you should've done a speech. - No. - Right, anyway, so I'll tell you what happened. So for ages, you've been saying,

- Unleash the beast. - Are you excited? - Yeah, 'cause I'm not excited, I'm furious. - I'm excited. - Oh, sorry, sorry. Usually now on podcasts I'll be very rude, but I'll be less rude 'cause you're here. - Okay. - Try to be a bit more polite. Anyway, I'll just look this way. No, so you told me for a long time, "Oh, we're not doing speeches, but if you wanna do a speech, you can." So I was like, well- - But it wasn't specifically to you. - No, no, it wasn't.

- Anyone who wants to do a speech can do a speech. - We just didn't want to put pressure on people because we know that. - I'm not asking you. - No, no, I know. - I want you to do a speech. - But then I just say, "I'm down to do one." And you were like, "If you want to, then just do one. If you want to." But then I was like, okay, I'm trying to read between the lines. 'Cause I'm thinking like, is he saying, "Yeah, do one, man." Or is he saying, "Actually, do not do one." I didn't know. - I was literally saying neither of that. - You're saying, "If you want to." You meant that, "If you want to." But some people would mean that like- - Some people were like, "If you want to." - Well, I heard from everyone that they were like, "Yeah, Randolph, he thinks you really want him to do one, but he doesn't want-" - Who said that?

- I wanna break their legs. No, no, but I'm also down. I was down to do one, but I wanted, I think I wanted you to tell. - They all said like, - Break your legs, Nick. - They're like, Randy really wants you to ask him to get like full closure to do a speech. - That I get. Do you know what, no, that I get. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's like, I wanna do one, but I don't wanna do one if you actually want me to. - Josh said it too, and Toby said it. - He said it when Randolph was in the room.

- No, no, no. - Everyone said it. - It's no beef, no beef. But my thought process before was that like, I would, you don't have to tell me, but like also if I knew you wanted me to do one, then I'd be like, bless. I'll do, I'll prepare it. But anyway, so I'm calm. I'm like, but I'm also like, I enjoy freestyle a little bit. So I'm like, I'd rather, if you ask me, I'll write one. If you just say like, oh, on the day, if you want to do one, do one, I'll see how the day's going, right? On the plane, on the way there, I'm chatting to JJ. He's like, oh, you're doing speed. I was like, well, maybe. And he's like, oh, I want to do one.

He's like, I really want to do one really badly. I was like, okay. I was like, well, I think someone's down for you to do one if you want to do one. And he said, oh, I said, should we just do it together then? He's like, yeah, bless us, do it together. That's fine. I was like, hey, calm. No worries, no worries. Then on the day, I spoke to him again. He's like, no, I'm not doing one. And I was like, oh, okay, it's fine. No worries, no worries. And then we were in the pool the day before and the boys were like, oh, are you going to do a speech? And I was like, maybe. So they said, rehearse it now. So I rehearsed it in the pool. And I had said, well, um,

Pretty much the entire speech, the start of it. You put the hating part before the Mooshu part. No, no, that wasn't even in it at that point. Oh, okay, okay. I said the Mooshu part. And then also, I think I said something about your mum, but in a nice way. But isn't it cool? So I was never going to include that. But it's a nice way. Thanks, girl.

Anyway, but then- - What did you thank her for? - Just, well, thanking her for being so understanding of the fact that I was not being mean to her in future, when she has this, if she has this. Anyway, anyway, anyway, right? So then I'm just minding my own business. I'm like, okay, if the time comes, I'll do one. If not, no worries. And then JJ's gone.

and then he comes back and then someone comes over to me he's like oh JJ's doing a speech by the way so I go over to them I'm like what's going on he's like oh I've written a speech I was like when did you write this speech he's like I've written it during the ceremony so I was like okay so should we go up together he's like nah I'm like what the fuck this is my gig man so then he goes no no you can go I'll go during mains you go after dessert

I'm thinking what something is fine. No worries. I'm thinking how's he's written a speech, but I'm like, you know what? He's written it during the meal. It's gonna be shit like you can't write me He can't write a speech that well in the meal, you know something. It's fine. It's fine But in my head i'm thinking about speech now because I want to make sure mine's better than his so i'm like thinking what's going on What can I add to it? What can I add to it? And then um, and then i'm such a fucking dead g man during the meal Which is jokes as it is because he orders a coke joke

And before it gets put down, he's gone. How did you drink that so fast? Anyway. - I also heard the whole day, he's like, "I got steak coming later, this is sick." He just didn't order a steak. He ordered like a- - He ordered the quail. - Yeah, quail, yeah. He didn't eat the pasta. He was saying to Viz, "Oh, Viz, pasta's the perfect thing to eat when you're fighting." But didn't eat it. He's like, "I don't really like pasta." I'm like, "What?" And then he gets his beef carpaccio, whatever it is. He's like, "It's just raw."

I'm like, yeah, man. Yeah, it's... Anyway, so he goes, oh, speech, speech. He's like, did you know at school they hated each other? Wait, he said that? Yeah. I was like, oh, I knew that. Yeah, I knew that. And he's like, oh, you should say how I liked at school they just didn't like each other. So I was like, oh, okay. Did you go into your head? Yeah. I was just saying, you took advice on speaking from Deji. I know. No, and then he also told me to say his poem.

And after the speech he came up to me and was like, "Oh man, you didn't put the poem in." I was like, "I forgot." It was something like- - Here we go. - Oh, I know, there's no way I'll forget it. There's no way I'll remember it, sorry. I have to ask him. It was something like, "Violets are red." - No, "Rose are red, violets are blue. "Sarum and Talia, each of you deserve you." Or something like that. Something like that.

- I was like, I'll do it for you. - I just imagine Deji sat there like. - If I said it, he'd be like. - Boss. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, so I'm doing the speech and I was gonna put this bit about you. 'Cause I was like, you know what? It's not a bad thing to say about you and him not liking each other. Only because I was trying to one up him. But then I realized after the fact that only me and him knew that we were trying to one up each other. And only the boys knew that as well. So it wasn't like the whole wedding knew. So it wasn't really relevant. But then I did all right with my speech and I actually did pretty well with the poor one. 'Cause I was getting it out of order. 'Cause I said it in the pool. - That's what I'm saying. - I was fully sat there like,

- I'd ask your permission. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You said no, I probably was still in there. - If you had stopped at that point, it was a really good speech. - I know, man. Well, Kyle and Ben were saying, "Everyone's ready to go crazy." And then I just- - Everyone was laughing, like clapping. - Yeah, and then I looked over at JJ and he gave me like a look. So I was like, "Ah, and actually, fuck you. Hold on, hold on." - It was really awkward that he kind of stood with you as well. - Yeah, because he was- - He looked like your cat. - Yeah, cat.

- He literally stood behind you like he was your chaperone. - Yeah, I know. - And he was ushering you away like, "Okay, that's enough now." - But let's not forget the fact that he wrote his with ChatGPT and it was very obvious as well because he also referred to you in the first line as like, "Distinguished YouTuber." - Yeah, he's like, "We're here to celebrate Simon Talley. I'm so proud of you, Simon, for your achievements on YouTube." And blah, blah, blah, and stuff like that.

And then he also, he hadn't read it beforehand. So he read saying like, it was an honour to be your best man. And he like pauses because he hasn't read it yet. And he realises like, it says I'm his best man, but I'm not. So he goes, it's been an honour to be your...

- Best man. - When I said that, I said that, I said I was like, I'm the real best man. I think that's what was on my head. Could have been. Anyway. - I didn't have a best man, just to clarify. - There's no best man. - Yeah. - But then, by the way, when I left the party, pool party the day after, he went, "Oh, real best man," to me. - Well, he said- - Nick, by the way, he said that to me. - Did he? - Who? - You did. - No, I didn't. - You did? Oh, bro, you did, man. - When? - The pool party the day after.

Am I dreaming that as well? No, there's no way I'm not. - No, this is actually like I'm being, I swear if I said it, I swear I don't remember this. - Okay, okay. You said it, okay. I think you said it. And if you did say it, it was a joke, but I think you said it. - I don't remember it. - 'Cause I left, right? I came back and I don't know when I left again. But I could, I also could be dreaming this. I'd be like, "Oh, what a wedding, man." Yeah. No, and then also you can't do Lamborghini, man. That's cheating. - This is what I'm worried about now.

- When he gets married, is he gonna be like, "I did one of yours." - Yes. - 'Cause no, I'm not doing it. He's a cheat code. He's done half of it. - You gotta do this track. - Half of it is AI. - It's actually sitting right there as well. - Oh, what you're saying is speech. We thought you meant a performance. - But I don't have a performance. - I thought speech and then performance. - What, as in like, I don't have something I can just go, "All right, I'll do an acapella version of this." - I just thought I'm not doing a speech.

I'll do it on at JJ's you'll do it yeah I'll just go I hope everyone celebrates and stays the night oh and just drag you up nice also unrelated is that a bedpan

- Bedpan? - No, it's the top of a bin. - Okay, I've been thinking about it all like, oh my God, I keep looking at it. - We're talking about our wedding, Talia. - I know, and I'm like, why is there a bedpan? - And you're thinking about bedpans. - Yeah, 'cause I'm concerned. - What's a bedpan? - You know what they use in hospitals, they put it under the person. - To throw up in the ear. - Oh, are they metal? - Yeah. - That's where I go to, it's cardboard, man. Fucking hell, some people live different. - That's the north. - Yeah, why doesn't it get anything now? We don't have to show it. - It's a bin. - It's a bin. - It's sitting back on the bin.

No, but it was great. I enjoyed his speech. At least he admitted it. I was like, you know what? If he doesn't admit that, this is Chatty Fatigue. No, I think the whole point was that it sounded like that. Bro, he literally describes my YouTube career. Not in like a normal way. Because in like two sentences we knew and he was laughing at the fact it was AI. I feel like that was the whole point. All the old people were lost. Yeah, they probably didn't even know what Chatty Fatigue meant when he said that as well. He should have said AI just for them.

- No, but I had a few people come up to me at the end and they were like, "Oh, your speech was better." But your dad did the best speech though. His was actually really, really good. - He does really good. - Although his joke about, so he goes, "Oh, you know, some people couldn't be here because, you know, they're ill." You know, like my grandma or whatever. And then he goes, "Oh, and you know, some other people also couldn't be here 'cause they are a little bit dead." - I love that. - I love that.

Sorry, what? The thing is that landed so well with all the YouTube. Everyone who does YouTube was like, love that. But I think all the older people were like, that's a bit much. It's a little bit. Because his wasn't written as well. He just spoke. So I was like, I have no idea where he's going to go with this. Like, I really don't know. Because he's just speaking. Yeah. But he did. Yeah, he did well. Should use their eyes on them. Should have gone for it. Imagine. But no, I think it was good, man. I, um...

Yeah, it was okay. Then we had the live band who were really good. Really talented. But they literally sent us over like, all right, here's your first set, second set. Here's 30 songs, choose 10. So we had 10 songs to choose from each set. Chose them.

they did most of them, but then they just started playing other songs. They played R Kelly. - Yeah, one of them being Ignition R Kelly. - That's okay, that's okay. - No, it's not. - Ignition's the only song you can do after that. - No, no. And the intro, this one's a bit controversial. - The lyrics are like hot and fresh out the kitchen. - Oh, no, no, no, sorry, sorry. When I say that, I mean like in life.

- Okay, not at a wedding. I'm saying because obviously R Kelly is- - No, no, absolutely not a good place. - The song's still a banger, but the meaning is horrible. - Yeah, songs are great. It's a good song, but I don't wanna listen to it. - When I listen to that song, I just think about actually like a car. - A kitchen. - No. - In the key of the English. - Hot and fresh out of the kitchen. - But we literally said to them like, "These songs, not these." And then they started playing it and apparently everyone was like, "No, no, no, no, no, no." - The intro was like, "This one's a bit controversial." I was like, "Then don't play it!" - That's too far, you can't say that. - "Then don't play it!" I literally looked at them and left the floor. I was like, "No."

- Then we had, yeah, then Sagala did Now and then we had another DJ. - Tiddy? - Yeah. - Sagala did Now? - An hour. - An hour. - Oh, an hour, yeah. - And then we had Mat Man do. - Mat Man. I saw Mat Man. - A few hours. - And I saw the guy at the end. Wait, Sagala, then another guy, then Mat Man. - So the other guy is- - Sagala's tour manager. - Yeah. So he did like the in between bits. - So I saw his bits.

- Yeah. - Great, great. - I don't know where it was. I think I was just queuing for a drink. I think that's what I was doing. - I was talking to Skala inside. - Well, shit. - Wow. - And famous friends, man. I heard, I hear Lamborghini stopped playing outside. And I thought to myself,

"Why is this song playing at our wedding?" I thought like, surely not. - Part two. - But then I hear the voice. Like I actually hear, oh, he's actually performing it live. And I was like, I really wanna go out there, but I can't leave this conversation. So I missed it. - Yeah. - Then I heard Jamie, "Man Don't Care" start. And I thought, oh, this is sick. I'd love to go out there just to hear the song. Then Jamie started performing and I was like, why am I not out there? Yeah, I was queuing up for a drink when he was doing Lamborghini. So I left the queue, went for the song and he went back. - Nice. - Considering JJ doesn't drink,

He ended the night with a tie around his head. Yeah. Ripped shirt. He ripped the shirt off as well. Oh, okay. Nice. Yeah, he had his tie tied around. Yeah. Did the worm. Performed like... He was the drunkest there without having a haircut. Yeah. Well, maybe obviously not on this podcast because number one, Tali's here. Number two, you weren't really in the villa for the... No, no. In a nice way. You weren't in the villa, right? But we all hate JJ now with a passion. So we... But then we actually...

- I mean, we experienced it. - I know, I'm joking. - The day they got there, me and Talia went over to your villa probably like half an hour after you arrived. - Yeah, like Vic was still being shown around. - Yeah, although apparently that was like four hours. - Yeah. - But we turned up and I could tell within six seconds that JJ, he was doing his like hunched over, like crossed arms.

this place is so yeah he was like that kind of thing yeah well this place is lovely so i'll explain that in a minute but then because of the um because of that we were all like hating on him during the trip in a nice way in an actual friend way by the way but then we said after that night by the way fair play to jj because he went he went really hard like he's not boring after all yeah he said like he's just um stuck up he was like why do i always like why do you guys try and make me drink and we're like we don't make you try and make you drink we just point out that

normally on a night out, he's the first one to leave. - Yeah. - And he doesn't dance. He dances for about four minutes to one song. - No one has ever, ever made fun of Toby for not drinking. - Yeah, 'cause he's- - Ever. - 'Cause he's still always there still. He's the last one there as well. - Like the wedding, JJ was, yeah, JJ was the life of the party. - He was, man. - Someone came up to me, it might have been you, and they were like, "This wedding's sick, JJ's still here." - I said that. - I was literally like, oh, I said it as well. - Someone else said that, came up to me and was like, "You guys have done so good, JJ's still here."

I was like, if you can change that attention. I was like, is that a thing? Yeah, I was surprised you were still there. And not even just being there, but having fun. Yeah. Having real fun, yeah. It's nice to see. But anyway, the villa part, yeah. I thought, so we get there. Everyone does roulette for the rooms. Obviously me, the original plan was me, Laura, and the baby. Sorry, Harper. The baby. Shit. You had the baby. Faith, Ethan, and me.

- Olive. - Olive, thank you. Were in like a little annex outside in the thing together. And I thought it'd be good. And we, well Beth did it at the time as well. But then Faith was like, to be fair, 'cause she was worried that Olive wasn't sleeping through the night. So she was like, if Olive wakes up, well she didn't wake Harper up and it's just crazy. So I was like, yeah, fair enough. If you wanna try and find a new room, that's okay. So we were involved in the spinning the wheel thing, which actually was bad at the end. 'Cause then, 'cause JJ was like trying to find a room, everyone's trying to find rooms. And then Faith was like, well,

And I was like, guys, you probably should give Faith one of the best rubens. But they were all worried about the baby crying, which I guess is fair as well. But I'm like, yeah, we still gotta make sure the baby's comfortable. And the more comfortable, the less cry anyway. Anyway, all this stuff. So she's looking for a ruben, but JJ's just throwing around the place, 'cause he got last vote. And he's like, "This place is fucking shit, man." And at first, I thought he was joking.

I thought you were being- I thought he was joking, I thought it was a bit. No. I knew, I knew. I knew he didn't like it, but I thought, okay, because the occasion and because we're all together, he lets it go, you know, and then after a while it gets worse and worse and then after a while he's like, actually, this is awful. He's worked himself up. Yeah, he ends up getting the room next to-

Me and Lauren the baby, right? So I was like really worried because I was like, fucking hell, like he's already mad as it is. If I was like waking him up, he's gonna be even more angry. So I kid you not, that first night, he ended up leaving the villa, by the way. And we will never, we will actually never forgive him for that. That's such a shit thing to do, man. We're all here, all the friends apart from you. Josh was there the first night. We're like, bro, we're in Italy, got a sick view. It's really nice. Like just sit out with us. What else are you gonna do? By the way, the room was normal. I took a picture of that room, by the way.

and sent it to my family like the extreme of Harper. My sister went, "Wow, that room looks unreal." I was like, "JJ, man." - He also said on Sidecast, he was like, "The room was like, it was just wall, bed, wall. That was it." And I thought- - That's a room. - We didn't even have a room. Me and my girlfriend had to put our suitcases on top of each other's. And there's literally the picture where he looks depressed. Like he sat on the bed.

And there's a suitcase fully open with a room next to it. They have an en suite shower. You showed me the rooms and I went, I was like, it has an en suite. It has air con. Yeah. It has a double bed. Yep. What more do you want? And he was like, no, man, it's just shit. So what more do you want though? And he's like, oh,

"Oh no man, it's not a ting." I was like, "What does this mean?" - And I get that, there's not much room and stuff, but what else are you gonna do? What we did was we just-- - You slept in your room, that was it. - Yeah, so we were outside chilling, drinking, talking, whatever, then when it's time to go to bed, we go to bed, wake up. I ended up sleeping in his bed, 'cause I gave Lauren half of the space, and I slept fine. Actually, my little band told me seven hours, 44 minutes.

- Yeah. - Eight hours, 44 minutes. - Which he never gets. - I never get that as you guys know. So yeah, JJ's just absolutely literal prick. - It was when he put in the chat, the first thing he did, he put a picture of the pillows 'cause he hated the pillow. Then the second picture was his wifi speed. - Yeah. - And I was like, bro. - You've come here to sit on TikTok. - You're here for three days. Why do you care about wifi speed? - Did you hear this part? - Oh no. - Maybe we'll take this out.

So we were talking to his girlfriend, right? And she was like, "So what do you guys, we were saying, what do you do when you go on holiday?" 'Cause you did the famous thing on Sidecast where you chat about his 250K trip. We're like, "What do you do when he's on holiday?" And he's like, "Oh, he doesn't really wanna do activities there either. Just stay in the room and chill." And then he was like, "No, man, I do stuff." And I'm like, "Like what?" He's like, "I got my phone, man. That don't count as an activity. That don't count."

But I still, to this day, our job is to humble this man. - Yeah. - So all of them out there who say we're yes men, I'm actually the worst yes man. I literally, he put the chat, he's like, "Do you even like me?" - If you saw our chat, it's like- - It's changed. The title of our chat, well, not constantly what it is now. Well, we can say PR friendly friend, PR friendly friends or something like that, right? And then before it was work chat, brackets muted.

But honestly, the boys were in peril. - It was turmoil, yeah. - We imploded. - It was literally just like, he actually does hate us, fully. It's done, the group is done. - But what I was explaining to him and what I'll say to you guys is we only are like this 'cause we want to spend more time with him outside of the work. - He doesn't wanna spend time. - Yeah, he doesn't wanna spend time with us, man. - It was when we went on a troops meal one time and we were having food.

within a five minute walk of his place. We were like, we all want to go to something afterwards, a bar, whatever. Oh, JJ, we could go to yours. He's like, nah, man, you lot aren't coming to mine.

- Like why? Like why not? And he was like, "Oh, you'll mess it up." And they're like, "Okay, well we'll literally sign anything you want or we'll hand in a deposit and you can whatever." It's like, "No, no, no, no, no." - Yeah, which I get, but at the same time, like we are all like- - But he didn't come with us to the bar. - You're adults. - He didn't come with us to the bar. - Yeah, he went home. - Yeah, yeah. - That's what I was gonna say. - Was that before? I know you didn't go, but was it before or after we did the poker night?

Because I completely forgot. We've all been there. A lot of us. And I argue in a worse setting. I argue that Pokedex is a worse setting. Probably. But no, he's just funny, man. He's just living a new life, man. He's just done so well. Because when he goes on tour and all this stuff, he just lives differently. I remember when we had a tour bus for New Age tour. And he got them to drive the tour bus to a hotel.

So it started early. Yeah, yeah. And I had a, you know, I slept on the bunks, which is great. And he had an actual bedroom with a shower and everything. Oh my God.

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for the wedding yeah um me and my brothers went to a fitting and then you guys all went together yeah yeah first time separate well the second time we all went together but when you had to give like details and stuff so i got like embroidery like on the inside and stuff yeah me and my brothers didn't get anything written on the sleeves but we got our initials here oh okay nice so then i turn up on like on the wedding day the suits are all there and alex shows me them

and yours have your initials here. Josh's has his, Toby has his, ours don't have it. And then she shows me JJ's and it says Keir Simon. - Yeah. - And I'm like, okay, that's a bit weird. And she's like, oh, he just did it. And I took that as the tailor did it. - Did you not know until that day? - No. - Oh, are you sure? - 1 million percent. - Oh, mad. - But she showed me and she just went, oh, he just did it. And I thought the tailor.

So I went, this is fucking weird for the tailor to put someone else's wedding to make a joke. - He didn't feel like he knew it was like that either. - No. - But for him to make a joke

- I know it's obviously a joke, but like me and JJ on our wedding day feels very like we've paid a lot of money for the suits. So I was like, no, no, no. And then I saw the pocket squares and he had KSI men written there. And at this point I still think it's the tailor. So I go like, no, we're not wearing these pocket squares. It's like that. And then I go over to JJ and I'm like, yeah, KSI men. He was like, yeah, I thought it was jokes when they asked us what we wanted. And I was like,

- Oh, you wanted it. - I thought this was in the group chat, but it clearly wasn't. I think I was late once or no, I was a different day 'cause I was in America and Josh was asking me what I want on mine. So he was like, oh, me and Toby gone for our initials like this and JJ's gone KSI man. So I thought you knew the whole time. Yeah, man. But he also, he was mad that you didn't get it here 'cause we had ours here.

- Oh, he has, sorry. AJ. - So where did he have his? - He had his on his... - He had KSI in here. - Oh, he did, they have it there? - Yeah. - Oh, okay, okay, you got it there. - And then somewhere else as well. - In the... - Oh, in the back, okay, yeah. But then after he found out we had an initials, he was like, "What the fuck?" - Yeah. He also asked for size 11 shoes. Size 11 and a half. And I gave him, I might have given him 10 and a half. - Nice. - But didn't tell him. - Yeah. - And he was like, "Yeah, yeah, these..." I was like, "They fit, right? They're the right size." And he was like, "Yeah, yeah, they fit."

And then I put like four fingers in the back of his shoe. There was still room. And I was like, yeah, by the way, the 10 and a half. It was Vidal. We were with Vidal once. And Vidal was like, there's no way like you actually wear someone. Oh no, Leon, Leon, we're in LA and we're going shoe shopping for one of his videos. This is when we were at, when I was filming. And Leon was like, no, your shoes are way too big for you. He's like, no, I like them like this, man. He likes his toes to breathe. Yeah, yeah. And then Leon literally goes down and like puts his thumb and he gets literally like. Yeah, you can fit your hand in the back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the front was like.

It's just like your toe is like this far away. It's not comfy for you, man. How do you run? Honestly, you must have to like pick your feet up. Have you ever seen JJ run? He runs a lot. He literally runs a lot, but not. Like look at the space at the back. He's wearing his everyday trousers. Oh, you can see it. Oh, he's too much. He did say that. No way. Wow, he got caught out on social. That's sick. That's jokes. He gets caught out all the time. There's literally so many photos from Sidemen shoots. Oh my God. Those trainers got a lot of like...

- Well those ones I remember, 'cause Alex was trying to source them and she was like, "I'm trying to find a size." And this was even without you. I think it was size 11 or 11 and a half for JJ. And I was like, "Don't bother trying to get that size, go smaller." - Yeah. - That's even I know. - Interesting, interesting. - So many people were like, "Why is he wearing trainers at his wedding?" - Yeah. - Yeah. - I was outraged. - I will be honest, I did really enjoy. So obviously you guys posted your photo, but then also, so then everyone else started posting their photos they'd taken. Even though you said no photos, by the way.

I'm not trying to be a snitch, but some people took photos. - I know. - I know you know. Anyway, so, but I love reading the comments 'cause everyone was like, "Whoa, why didn't Harry go?" And I'm like, so many things. - Bro, I had someone on my stream be like, "Why didn't you invite Harry?" I was like, "Sorry, what?" - I'm like, "Just 'cause he's not in that photo, "doesn't mean he didn't go." - They also all thought, 'cause Josh posted his like an hour after whatever. They were like, "Why is Josh like, "Josh just copied his suit." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause they didn't know that everyone else was in the suit.

pissed me off about that is that the caption was bridesmaid and groomsman like yeah don't wear the same suits no but if you're a groomsman though the the you've planned the suit yeah yeah you know what you're wearing some people don't then you're not a groomsman but also the idea that you wouldn't know what just wear anyway it's close friends it's probably gonna call out i just i was like bro people are so so dense man but let me tell you this yeah the groomsmen were all very happy that they're wearing trainers because it was comfortable yeah they were

- They just look better. - I love them. - I did love them as well. - You wore them the next day. - Did I? - Yeah. - Yeah, I did actually. But that's because

- My shoes are left at your- - You have to explain yourself. - Yeah, you like them. - And then I went golfing, not in them, but in my other ones and they got fucked up. - Well, we do have a bunch of questions about it. - Wow, what great questions. - We asked on the Instagram for some questions about the wedding. Renton Jack said, "How sexy did Randy look?" Also congrats. No, but really, how sexy was Randy? - The guy told me, the tailor told me he's gonna make me look like I've got an hourglass figure. And I think he should've gone in a little bit more. - Hourglass? Interesting. - You don't want an hourglass.

- I was gonna say, is that a masculine desire? - You're not a desirable. - You don't know what I want, man. Nah, I look great. But your waist sort of looks sick, you know? - It looked really sick. I loved it. - Not 'cause I wanted to look like you, but I thought that's really nice. - Your what? - The waistcoat. - Waistcoat. - Waist. - Oh, your waist. - Your waist look. - You did look great. - 'Cause you meant like this as well. - Hourglass. - So I thought you meant like, oh, your waist. - I had that hourglass as well. - Oh, okay. Fair enough. - Yeah. Have you seen more pictures than what you sent? I saw one picture. - We have 24 photos. - Ooh. - But that's it. - Can you show me one? - I can show you them all after. - Yes.

Joshua 28 asked, why did Talia pick the Moana song to walk to? Is there any meaning to it? By the way, I hate calling it a walkout song. No.

- I know, it's like FIFA. - That's FIFA. - Yeah. - Oh, I thought you meant boxing. - Or WWE or whatever. - Or Misfits. - It's like, oh, what was her walkout? - Yeah, like what? - Like that's 87. - Yeah. - What, that's low. She should be prime icon. - Yeah, wait, what? - Yeah, man. - What? - 87, that's pretty high. - 87. - No, 87 is pretty good, man. - That's Fabinho. - I'll take that. - I'm not set. - That's the most Nick's ever laughed at you on a podcast. By the way, you feel like me right now. - You enjoyed that. - Why? - 'Cause he always laughs at me.

He doesn't laugh at me. He laughs at you. Yeah. I want myself into that one. Yeah. Why did you pick that song? Because we like that song. We always sing it.

- You always sing it. - You always ask for it. - I always play it. - How often do I actually sing it? - No, you don't sing it. - See, there we go. - You always like, whenever I'm annoyed or like if I'm in a bad mood, he'll play that song. - It's a good song. - It's a great song. - It's a great song. - Yeah. - Have you ever seen that one on TikTok where like the guy's like cuddling into like his girlfriend and she's filming him. - Yeah. - He's like-

And she does the baby voice. And she's like, "Oh, baby." - Well, this is not like that in any way. - I know you walk into the bedroom singing Moana. - It's a good song. - To be fair, actually, he doesn't ever sing. I always try and get him to sing and it is one of my biggest pet peeves that he won't sing. - Now what, bitch? - I didn't even sing at church when I would go. - Okay. Didn't ask.

- All right, well, what's the next question? If that answer's done, Tavia, I'd like to move on. - Yes, you bet it's done. - Daniel X Positas says, "How long was it?" You know how funny it was that there was so many people that didn't know how long the web, like, I think about how weddings work.

I think about 20 of our friends had never been to a wedding. - Freezes first. I was shocked to let you know. I thought he was a cordial man. - So did I. - Calyx, JJ. - Calyx, no. He's not cordial. - JJ, Deji. - Yeah, yeah. - Chip. - That obviously makes sense. Chip maybe, yeah. - But JJ thought that the ceremony was six hours.

- I was like, why did you agree to come? You left the villa, but you've agreed to a six hour ceremony. - He was like, "So when does it end?" And I was like, "It's like midnight." That's when the venue stops.

"So we just sat there for 12 hours, surely not." - That's a party, man. - And I was like, "Well, no, the ceremony's like 10 minutes." - Yeah. - That's it. - And we asked for the quickest ceremony physically possible. - He tried. - It probably was like 10 minutes. - When the guy was- - Rap God, bro. - When he was spitting his bars, the Rap God- - He was going fast. - Josh and JJ were doing kick drum and snare. - I hope you can see me on the, I looked at you as you finished, and as soon as he finished it, I went.

- There was one point where you go, he's spitting and I start milly rocking and I was like, I'm literally at the top of it. I was like, I need to stop. So I literally go like this and I was like. - Everyone was looking at us. - Yeah, I was like, oh my God. - All the boys went cold, cold, cold. And when you kissed that one, oh, that was unreal. Even I didn't see it. - Well, yeah, it was a mid day to arrive.

midnight the venue closed yeah 12 30 i had the worst sunburn right which i explained still have i know man i'll explain it later but i had someone on my back as well obviously as you guys saw on the pool that was bad yeah but then on the day of the wedding everyone kept like everyone who i didn't see it was oh what's up man kept slapping her back yeah i was like i know i didn't mean to put in there sorry ruby asked was talia nervous to walk down the aisle

- Yeah, I was fine all day. Like wasn't crying, wasn't nervous. I was like, I don't get why people get nervous for it. Like I kept saying, 'cause obviously part of my job is performing. So like if I can do that, I can walk down an island in front of people I know. And then literally as soon as my makeup was done, my hair was done, my stomach dropped and I was like, oh my God, my whole body went cold. I got into my dress and my heart was pounding. And as soon as I stepped out, like, and the music started,

- Nah, I couldn't feel anything. Like I started crying that point and my whole body was cold. Like I was so nervous at that point. It was horrible. I had a great time though. - What? - You look like you're about to say something. - I was. - Go on. - Did you see me in the morning? You waved out or not? I guess it wasn't you then. - It might have been. - I saw you in G and I thought it was you in G. - No, that was Freya.

Yeah, for IMG we're not together. Okay. That sucks, man. Yeah, it sucks. Martins Dean says, what were you and JJ talking about moments before Talia walked to you in her dress? He saw one of your cousins. And said what? Saw Teddy. Oh. And was just like, what was he said? He said something like,

He said, he said, oh, he's cute. He's got to be what? Like nine. He said he's three. Just to put that out there. And I was like, I was like, no, he's a lot younger. And then like everyone walked out and Evie walked out. Yeah. And I was like, that's, that's his sister. And she's six. Six. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, I was like, nine's like,

- Quite a lot older. Like it's very obvious. - He's literally like a little three year old boy. How would you confuse a three year old for a nine? Bro, JJ is so trusted. - Nine year olds speak and stuff, don't they? - Three year olds speak. - No, but it's not sentences. They have like, dog.

- No, Teddy speaks. - They speak, but it's not like. - Talia, can I go outside? Can I? - Yeah, but it's like dumb questions. - Yeah, because he's three. - But that's our point. - The question content might be not clever, but like the stuff that he's like, he brought Malachi over to me and was like, he's so cute. And I was like, what, how are you? - But you could also ask him anything and he'll go, yeah. - Yeah.

Does Talia look ugly? Do you want a hug? Yeah. You could ask him something bad. Do you hate Talia? He doesn't say no. He just looks at you if it's a no. Like, do you want to do this? And he's like, yeah. But no. Why is he going in? Look at that name. Winnie Winter, God, says, what was Simon's first reaction seeing Talia walk down the aisle? Thought she looked beautiful. I did. I look good. Nice. I've answered that one.

- Noah said who cried the most. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

- Who has cried the most? - Freya did cry a lot. - Freya cried the most. Freya cried more than I did. I did not cry the entire morning, not once. I was fine. And Freya and Tasha, do you know what? Every single one of my bridesmaids, apart from Jelly, kept bursting into tears at any moment. Like anytime they'd think about it, they'd just start crying, sat there. They also all wrote me letters in the morning secretly. - Really? - Yeah. - That's cute. - So while they wrote me the letters. - Girls are weird. - I know. - Girls are weird. - You gave me a speech. - I had one from all the bridesmaids, your mum, my mum.

And that was it. Yeah, and so they all went into the corner and like cried together. And I was like, bro, what are they doing? They're so weird. And then I was fine. And then I only cried down the aisle and at my dad's speech. Everything else, I was so good. JJ McElhaney was like, you did good with no crying. Like I was impressed. - You cried at my speech?

- No, I panicked and feared at your speech. - You said the next day you were like, "I think I'm getting better, you know, like I didn't cry that much." - I was like, "Do you know what? I think I'm over my crying arc. Like I think I've actually got this under control." - And then I think there was literally like a bug. - It was a dragonfly and he was dying. So I tried to save him. - What? - And then she cried. She cried for like an hour. - I also, I hadn't even know that you guys moved that to try and spare my feelings. - Yeah, and then she like cried for an hour.

You just said you were getting better. Sometimes things die. And I picked him up and I tried to save him. And all I could think about was this bug. And so I just sat there and I cried and I put him in a spot to like keep checking on him. And then I went up and he was gone. And all of a sudden I was like, see, he's flabbergasted.

- I was like, it's so sweet that they've tried to spare my feelings, but I know for a fact that bug was dying and they've thrown it somewhere. - I remember now at the villa, not with me, but I think Harry, Vic, Lachlan, Chip were watching a bee die in the house.

for like half an hour. It was just on the floor, it was wet and drowning. It was beyond saving to be fair. - I kept taking wasps out of our pool. - It wasn't. - I did save many a wasp. - I guarantee you, one of you was flicking water onto it while it died.

don't tell me that i'll actually i'll be i'll be annoyed was mushu there no no we'd love to be there and also we just don't i'm gonna fight take him to another country i've heard it's really expensive to take dogs places yeah it's like 10 grand to fly a dog to like anywhere but also like yeah mushu would not be okay in italy he'd be way too warm he's so fluffy dylan grady says congrats to both of yous what was the funniest moment

- Say JJ's speech and I'll kill you both. - I was gonna say, I was gonna say the first rendition of Lamborghini 'cause that just came out of nowhere and was so unnecessary for that moment. - Yes, so unnecessary man. - If someone had said to me, is Lamborghini gonna be

performed at your wedding, I'd be like, you're a freak. Why are you asking me that? Let alone during the speeches, like not even when the music is playing that it just took me so off guard. I was literally, I was creasing because I was like, there's no way this is happening right now. Yeah, that's so funny. Yeah.

- I'm honestly joking. - Yeah, it's so funny. - I'm joking. - So one of my school friends came over to me and was like, "Oh, we really wanna get like a group picture with school friends. Can we do that? We don't wanna annoy you on your wedding day, but can we get one?"

So I went over and they were like, yeah, JJ was there obviously as well. Come on. So we took a group photo, like six of us. And then we realized we were like, oh wait, these two are missing. Get them in. They walked past. And we're like, yeah, come in, come in. So we get this group picture with everyone. And we're all like, oh, what an amazing photo. Walk back. There's one other schoolmate that everyone has just forgotten about. And it's literally, it was Sam. I was going to say, there's no way. Yeah, it was Sam. And he's literally the hot one or the smart one.

Neither. Oh. Yeah.

- Sorry, sir. - I know exactly which thing you're talking about. - But he was literally there like, "Oh, we have to go do another one." I was like, "Don't bother JJ again." He was like, "We'll do one without JJ." And I was like, "Then it's not complete." - True, true. - And he just like, the whole night, he just kept coming over being like, "I've gathered three of them. We can get the rest now." And it was just so funny 'cause he kept, every time he insulted anyone, he'd go, "Bro, you weren't even there for us when we took the photo." And it was just, yeah. - You're mean, you're mean. - Or you flirting with my school friends was... - Me? - Yeah.

- One of my, so at school we had the- - I think you wanted to put out there that it was your male school friends. - Oh, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, yeah, yeah, my male friends. - And that it was a joke. - Yeah, my male friends. - Rather than like him just cheating on me. - I don't know if it was a joke. It was, yeah. Well, yeah, we had our like popular kids with the Barbies and Kens. Yeah, weird. - We had the Barbies. We went to all girls' schools, so we know. - They were all the like, the Kens were the rugby players, the Barbies were the fake tan blonde. - Wow, you say that's all girls are worth?

Fake town, is that it? What if the girls want to play rugby? No one even said what mode they'd close to. What if they want to play rugby? Answer that. If they want to play rugby, they could. They couldn't at Osco, actually. I know.

- I'm never going there again. - Yeah, we don't have rugby either. - Why were you there? - I've never been there, sorry. - But I was explaining to it, 'cause you asked one of my friends like, "Oh, what was Simon?" We were like, "Oh no, there was this." And then one of them walks over and I was like, "Oh, speaking of Kems, this guy was one of them." And you literally turn around and look at him and go, "I can see why, he's beautiful." - I heard about this. - "Look at his eyes." - His eyes are unreal. - "You're stunning."

like he just looked at you and thanks i enjoyed it man he enjoyed it i mean he obviously he got told he was beautiful he was like thanks thanks i guess and another mate come over who was a ken as well i was like he's a ken you're like uh you're not beautiful i'm sure you've got good qualities yeah i remember that that was near the photo booth yeah he's a nice guy who was the guy i was talking to at the start he was cool as well going out it was there before he got over there

- I think it was a twin, one of the twins. - Maybe. - Half of the twin. - Well, Big T said, "What time did Randy get drunk?" - How early did you get drunk? - I wasn't as drunk as I thought I would be, you know? - Really? - Honestly. - Yeah, you did like talk big game of how you're gonna be like on the floor. - Yeah, but you know what? I was queuing for drinks all night. I think all I was doing was just queuing for people's drinks. So I was getting so many people's drinks. - Mad. - You were drunk by the speeches. - Was I? Okay, I was drunk by the speeches. I was drunk for sure. - 3:00 PM. - I was hoping to be black out. Although at one point Laura and Harper did leave and I was very happy then.

Bro, pick your words better. I'm sticking to those words. Oh my God. Because the party started then. You can't, to be fair, you can't get blackout drunk in front of your child. In front of my child. You can't when they're one. No, because that's when you have to actually. It was more so like, say if I'm drunk, right? And then like, Laura's struggling with Harper and everyone's watching me like on the floor. Laura's like, Harper, hang on, are you

to tend to your father. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, I think I think I just handle it better these days. You know, because I drank a lot. I drank some nice drinks. I was going to say, it was really hot and we had like beer, champagne, wine. Yeah. For the, well, Prosecco.

for the ceremony. And then straight after that, it was just like full open bar from literally like half 12 till midnight. - People were doing shots at like 3:00 PM. - And the barman as well. - They were great by the way. - My dad was doing shots with all the groomsmen and all the boys at one point. He was having like him and Freezy and I was like, what are you doing shots with Freezy? - Freezy chatted up, every dad by the way, Freezy chatted up. He came over and he was like, yo, your dad's sick. And then he would come over later. He's like, yo, Talia's dad's sick. - Why are you talking to everyone's dads? - Freezy's getting old, man.

But I loved it. I didn't realize, you know, before the wedding, you was like, oh, what do you guys think about these cocktails? I don't think I had a cocktail. They didn't print out the list. They forgot to print out the menu, so they just made anything. Right, okay. The vodka guys were sick though. The vodka guys were really cool guys. They were very sick. On the day after the pool party, I was like, oh, can I get a vodka Red Bull? Oh, this flavor. He was like, nah.

He's like, "It's dead try rum." So I was like, "Okay." And then it was really nice. - Oh, okay. I thought he was just like, "No." - And then I wanted a grand of veggie because I was like, he said, "What's that, man?" I was like, "Oh, it's the white red bull and rum." He said, "Nah, that's blue." Like, "Yeah, the drink's blue, but the bottle's, like, the can's white." He's like, "Nah, bet you. Any money." So I was like, "Okay, a grand then." - He's like, "I know, this is white. It's the coconut one." - He's like, "Nah, come then." Yeah, so I went down and I picked it up and it was just white.

But I did say, don't pay me. Oh, boring. But I won Monopoly on the plane and Vic literally paid me straight away. Vic gave me cash from Lachlan and then literally paid me online. I respect it. No, no, no. She'd pay a bet. I was going to say, I'm so certain Freezy has lost like four or five things and gone, nah, it doesn't count. What was the last place we went? Wherever we went last? He was literally like, nah, different time zone. Oh, alright. It was Harry. Casino or something. I think it was the last time we went to like Vegas or something.

It was a Harry owes money to someone. He was like, Oh, it's different times. Yeah. Yeah. International waters. I'll say. Yeah. Nice. Nice.

But what I'll say is I was talking to a dad, right? And he called me a liar. Cause I said to him, oh, it was talking about a podcast or something. He's like, oh, I said to him, are you going to come on the podcast? He's like, nah, no way. I would never do that. I was like, oh, okay. Fair enough. Whatever. And he was like, how much is it? I was like, it'd be sick to get you on though. He's like, okay. He's like, how much did the guests get paid to come on the podcast? And I was like, nothing. He's like, oh. And then I think, I think I was like, oh, we can sort you out though if you want. And then I, then I told you, I was like, oh, your dad is, um, your dad is,

is asking to be paid to come on the podcast to make it sound more funny than it was. And then YouTubers told him that. And he came back to me and was like, I've heard you've been spreading news about me. I was like, nah, to be fair, I just exaggerate everything. I just lie. I just lied. Yeah, I just lied about you. I think also I lied in his podcast about what your dad said to me. I think Nick was the one who said, real best man, by the way.

I think it was him. Oh, okay. Damn it, man. I thought it was Simon. No, but I mean it. Well, it doesn't matter if you mean it. I know you mean it as well. Freya Scott says, what was the best part of the wedding? If you fucking say JJ's speech again, I'll literally knock that out. Do you know what? One of my favourite parts is going to sound really like

not sad because it was when no one was there, but like you were there. - It was when I was on my own and crying. - It was when you were there. You know when we went up to the way, as in to change my dress, that was one of my favorite parts 'cause we had a moment during the wedding where we got to speak about it, be like, this is really fun. - Oh, when you went and changed your- - Yeah, I changed like an hour before the end 'cause I was like, I can't do this anymore. I'm just gonna change into a random dress I have that was yellow, it wasn't even white. But I was like, can you come up with me?

No, it was yellow. It was yellow. That was one of my favourite moments because we literally had the moment where we were like, oh, it's so fun. Okay, let's go back. Was your room next to Josh's? No, ours was very top. But I think mine was while Sagala was performing. Yeah. Because... That was super fun. Like, it was very good vibes, but it was also like...

that's when everyone was together. - Yeah, and we were all literally like, it was like a proper- - 'Cause like when the band was on, it was like, okay, half the people there, a lot of people at the bar, a lot of people chilling. - That was one of my favorite moments as well. - Like the music was, his set was amazing as well, but it was also like, everyone was just in this small group. - It felt like we were back in like- - Yeah, what the fuck man? It's like, oh, everyone's together, man, yeah.

- Yeah. - And Randy wasn't there. - Everyone that gives good speeches was in this small group. - I might have been there, but didn't look up. - Were you there when Love Story got played? - What does that mean? - Taylor Swift, Love Story. - Surely, I don't know what I was doing, man. - Yeah. - But yeah, because we had the- - I think I was queuing up to take Lauren to the car. I honestly think that was what I was doing. - For an hour and a half. - Cool. - We had the pizza, the ice cream, and the- - I was smoking with him!

- He gave me a cigarette. - Wow. - With Chip, me, you and Chip outside. - Firstly, shame on you. - I didn't think I smoked it. - Secondly. - He definitely smoked. - You wouldn't have been invited. - Shame. - Is this a secret? - What? - It is, it wasn't a secret. - Okay, okay, fine, fine, fine. Sorry, sorry. - I'm not smoking. - Okay, continue, continue. Cigar and shit.

- Just 'cause you weren't there, don't call it shit. - No, no, and stuff. - It felt like we were back in Ibiza 2019, but everyone was- - I wasn't gonna say that. I actually enjoyed this one. - No, but I was gonna say everyone was on the vibe, whereas in Ibiza there were some nights where people were going hard and other people weren't. There was not one night in Ibiza where everyone was on it. It was like the group trip, but everyone was on it. - Yeah, and JJ has no excuse to go and be a little bitch in the corner.

- It was also like, I knew like I'm dancing with you and there's no phones and like, so I'm not thinking at all like. - Yeah, like, oh, someone gonna put this up or. - It was, yeah, that was like so nice. - Pizza was really nice in the nighttime. And also I wish I knew the sweets were there before the end. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, I was so full and I was like, put this, oh pizza, I want to eat it. So I had some. - C Findel says, what were you most nervous about? First kiss.

- Yeah, we had so many conversations about this of like, what do we do? Like, how do we do this? - So many like, you guys like, where do you put your hands? Also like, so I have this thing when I sleep. So sometimes when I sleep, right? - Every time when you sleep. - I don't close my eyes fully.

- But I do in my head. So I do this kind of thing like that. - His eyes are- - That is scary. - Yeah, so he, no, but even when he's awake and he'll say my eyes are closed, they're not. I can see the whites of his eyes. Okay, right now you're not doing it, yeah. But like when he's laying down, when he closes his eyes, the whites are still showing and it's really creepy. - True. - So he thought, what if I do that? - So I thought if I kiss her, right? Everyone who sat this side who can see me, like this side can see her, that side can see me. I'm gonna be kissing her like,

And I'm just gonna look like some fucking demon. - We still don't know. - Nah, I think, I was like the amount of people that would happily just say it. - Yeah. - 'Cause there was like- - In the moment it wasn't scary at all because I think we realized, oh, you do just do what you would normally do. - And we practiced. - No, but also, we talked about the one suggestion that I made and you completely misunderstood me. - Well, you said, you're like, oh, do I put my arms up?

- So yeah, very much- - Like why would you kiss me like this? - Wait, Simon's a lot taller than me and I was like, do I put my arms up? As in- - No, no, you didn't do this. You did this. - I did this. - You did this. - As in he's taller than me so he can go around your neck. - Oh, hold your shoulders. - Oh, oh. - As in, and then he goes, why would we kiss like this? - He just said, "Do I put my arms up?" - I was like, that's not what I meant. - Yeah, no. - So we didn't do that. - Yeah.

But I don't, I'm now scared about pictures 'cause all my friends are like, oh, I love the like, they said something like, oh, the hand you did on the face or like you did a double hand or something. And I was like, did I? I was like, I didn't consciously do that. So am I literally like at the eye or I'm a bit nervous about seeing it. - Laura said there's one part where JJ is doing peekaboo with half her. If it's not in the video, could you find it? - Yeah, I was gonna ask you 'cause you'll probably know more than me. - Do we get raw footage? - You're not fucking allowed. And I was actually fuming at my wedding. - What? - If you get raw footage.

- Yeah. - Well, usually you don't. - Oh. - You're getting yours. - Not raw footage, but like, 'cause all I have to go off, right? All I have to go off is PewDiePie's video. - Yeah. - Which was like a three and a half minute video. - You watched eight minutes for YouTube. - No, do we get like,

- 'Cause for example, the speeches-- - We should be asking a longer version. Yeah, yeah, all of those will be in there. - 'Cause like your speech isn't going to be in the video as it is, JJ's might, but-- - Yeah, as in everything will be in there. - It's normally put to like some sort of like-- - I know, song, I know. - No, it'll be like a long,

- It's like 10 minutes long. - Also I was gonna say, if you wanna, like Harper can be in the video if she gets in, by the way, you don't have to like take her out. - Well we might not post it, we're not, we're not. - Okay, that's fine then. I want to make sure you didn't think that, oh, like get her out. - Oh. - No, if we thought. - I messaged Laura and I said any photos of Harper I'll take out before we send out our photos. - Oh, you can leave them in. I don't care anymore. - Well we'll send them to you. - Oh yeah, bless. - No, I don't wanna be the reason that child safety is. - Okay, fine. - Well that's all right. - Post me then. Oh, is that not right? Thought everyone was gonna laugh for even a moment.

- Ab Muller says, "Which guest had the best outfit?" - You know what? - Which guest had the best- - Oh, sorry. I know who I'm gonna say. - Okay. - Do you have a name? - Oh, no, I know who I'm saying. - We're all gonna say it at the same time. Do you have a name? - Yes. - I'm not gonna say the groomsmen, you all look good. - There was two people- - You're wearing the same. - Wait, hang on. - I'm saying a guy. - I know who you're saying. - I know who you're saying as well. - And I'm saying- - Three, two, one, Tariq. - Oh, what?

- I thought you were gonna say Tice has got fat ass. - I thought you were gonna say Jamie. - Tice's outfit, I didn't notice 'cause I was looking at his fat ass. - He's got massive, huge ass. - I thought you were gonna say Jamie. - Jamie's outfit was sick 'cause he was wearing a suit. - Oh my God, Harry looked unreal. - Harry looked unreal. - He looked like an action man, like an action figure. - Jamie had a full on suit by the way, but he had shorts. But I'd seen him at his wedding wear the same thing, like a different version. - I was gonna say Sarah, Jamie Sarah. - Yeah. - She had the long gloves and a black,

- But Harry, so we were all standing like, so the groomsmen were all standing there and Theo turned up early 'cause he's fucking, he just wants to be involved. - Central attention. - No, to be fair, I rate Theo very highly. - Wait, he turned up early? - He was early. He turned up at quarter to 12. Everyone turned up at 12. He was at his brother's wedding the day before and got a flight out in the morning to make it. - Yeah, I didn't think he would make it. - Turned up early, came in and then all the troops arrived together.

And we all looked out. And, you know, they all look good. But we all went, yo, Harry's looking...

- He's on fire right now. - It was like a turtle neck but short sleeve. - Yeah, yeah. - It was a cool outfit. - It made his chest look massive. - It's like The Rock. - I'm not getting there. - He looked like The Rock. - I was like, bro, this is mad. - I will say, Freezy's shoes were unreal though. - Nah. - I don't know what shoes he was wearing. - He didn't see his shoes. - The low-fit type. - Cream and green, but it matched to his trousers. - Yeah, not for me. - Oh, I like them ones. - I didn't see. - He looked good, but not the shoes. - He kicked my sister.

Did he? Yeah, and she has a massive bruise. Oh, she deserves it. You can probably call someone up for that. Yeah, well, she went up to him at Amy's and was like, you kicked me. And he was like, I don't remember seeing you. And she was like, well, you did. How did this? On the dance floor, he like kicked her and was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. And she was like, who is me? Yeah, I'm going to say Harry. Okay. Yeah, I'm saying Sarah. Freya Scott says, what food did you have? Freya, fucking give someone else a chance. Fuck me, man. We had like,

- Straight away we had all the appetites which I didn't even see. - Prawn, one with sticks around it, go. - We had like a bunch of like, yeah, nibbles. And then we had two starter options, two preemies, two secondies, two puddings. - Well, like four puddings. - Two what?

- Oh yeah, no, yeah, like four pudding. - Two what? - Creamy second-- - Secondies nuts. - Oh, nice. Oh yeah, creamy, yeah. - You know what I said? - Secondies nuts, yeah, that was good. - And then we had, later on, we had like the meat and cheeses, and then we had,

sweets and ice cream. It was good. It was a lot of food. It was a lot. Harper, by the way, had an unreal meal, you know. Yeah, the kids meal was nuts. It was like Iceland pizza. I don't know if I can describe it. It wasn't Italian pizza. It was like proper like bread pizza. I was looking at it. I was like, I'm jealous. I was like, damn, these kids are. I remember dessert, right? Yeah, crepes.

- Yeah. - Oh, chocolate. - I had a bite. - Was it delicious? - Yeah, it was nice. I'm so sorry she didn't eat the pizza. - That's fair. - And I did take a photo of Joanne and Emile on my phone. - I didn't even know she could eat pizza. - It's fine. - But she can. But she's older than you think. - How old is she? - She's one on Saturday. And because of him, I have to do a podcast.

- Hang on, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not having this. He said, because of me, he has to do a podcast. I said, look, you're in London on Saturday. Do you want to get a podcast done? - I don't doubt that it was Randy. - And he was like, yeah, of course. He was like, yeah, that was perfect. I'm literally back in a couple of days later if you wanted to come back down. - No, but then in fairness, I get to spend the whole week at home. So, you know. - So you're welcome. - Yeah, thank you. But I'm gonna miss her. - Also, Harper's one, she's not gonna know. - Well, I will.

- No, that doesn't matter. - True. - He's here on Sunday. - But she'll be one. - Yeah. - That's crazy though. - Yeah. - Yeah. - She's actually younger than I thought then. 'Cause I keep saying she's one. - Well, pick one. - Well, no, I kept saying, you said I thought she was older. I didn't. - You said I thought she could eat pizza. I thought she couldn't eat pizza. - You said she's older than you think though. - Oh. - Yeah. And I was like, oh, I thought she was one. - Yeah, sorry. It's just me being an idiot. - Lottie said, how long did it take to plan? - I wasn't involved in any of this. - So we got engaged in July, 2022. - Wow. - I got my dress in like,

No. Less. Yeah. And then we started planning like September, I'd say. They did. They did start planning in September. Yeah. You were there-ish. Do you think I'm too mean about my friends on this podcast? Really? No. Just JJ. Or Vic as well. What have you said about Vic? I haven't said anything today. No, but I was going to...

What happened to my arm? I was gonna rip on him. That was so painful. What was it? I don't know. It's funny though. No, I think I did just get bitten. But I'm just joking. However long he finds out. Holly Louise said, when did it finally hit you guys that you were married? Like as soon as you said I do. But when did it sink in? Do you mean? No, not when I said I do. It sunk in a little bit when we went upstairs. Yeah, I was gonna say, when we went upstairs, we were like, oh my God. Yeah. Yeah.

it's when you're gonna introduce people as well that's my wife oh it's my husband yeah oh you got all rings now yeah and it was little things like where's simon i was like oh where's simon on the the pool party day and they were like where's and i was like where's simon they're like no where's and they're trying to say you're like my husband and i was like i don't get what you're saying and then when i did i was like oh yeah sorry where's my heart and i was like oh wait that feels really weird i'm trying to think what it was i feel like it was like the next day

Yeah. Although I did have a session two days ago on Friday and I was talking to them and I was like, I was trying to see, they don't know anything about like my personal life. And then we were like, Oh, what do you write about? And I was like, Oh, I don't know. And we were just talking about our lives. I was like, Oh my God,

And I was like, oh my God, this is a life situation where actually I have to introduce my husband. I was like, and Sarah was there as well. So Sarah knows how early it is. I was like, oh, my husband's time. She was like, literally in the corner. - You know what I like? Husband wife is way better than fiance though. - We never said fiance. - If someone said hate it. - I said partner. - Yeah, I would just say like, oh.

- Yeah, Talia. - Yeah. - I don't like saying foreign words in the accent. I like saying it in British. So that I would like, so like when I go, when I'm in France. - Fiance is pretty. - Fiance is British. - Fiance. - Oh yeah, let's not be honest guys. Sorry, let's be honest. It's not British. - No. - No. - As in it is a word now that like. - But as in you saying fiance is British. - Yeah, fiance and fiance. - No, but that sounds even, that's still too French. - You wanna say like, fine. - Yeah, I'm like, me and my fiance.

That's more foreign. Is it? I walk into a shop in France and go, bonjour. I don't go bonjour. I say bonjour. And I let them know that I'm British. Bonjour. God, I bet they're thrilled to have you. They're not. That's what I'm saying. I'm laying my British down. I go too far the other end though. Yeah, I know you do. I can't. I can't not do it.

No, I- I- I- You're okay though. Thanks. 'Cause you have Italian in you, right? Yeah, no one's Italian. So that's fine. It's what people- I hate people who like- got like- like their eighth cousin is like Canadian and they're like, "Rate me."

I'll do it with every language though. As in not, no, as in I wouldn't do it with escargot. I'd say escargot. I wouldn't say it in like, no, I wouldn't. But in France, if I'm speaking to them and I'm speaking French, I absolutely would speak with a French accent. No, you need to learn. You need to learn. You're not French, so you have to do the standard thing of pointing at it. No.

No, I think it's so disrespectful to go to a country and just speak English at them. It's like, why should they have to speak English? You should try and speak their language. I like, because you don't know their language. Yeah, no one knows about that.

That was one of the worst things she did. She spoke to an Italian person and said, good morning. No, wait. Every morning I'd go down and I'd say, buongiorno. I'd say, hello. We'd have a little like, whatever. And one morning, half of my brain switched on and the other half didn't. So the man goes to me, he goes like, ah, buongiorno, come stai? And I went, ah, good morning. Just sounds like you're mocking him. Are you?

And Tasha was with me. She looked at me like, what just came out of your mouth? And I was so mortified that I basically just mocked him. Because I was trying to say, buongiorno. But for some reason I did the accent, but not the words. That's a joke. It was horrible. I thought como estas was Spanish. Como estas. They're both linked, aren't they? What does como estas mean? How are you? Oh, yeah, como estas means how are you. Oh, one thing before we get into this fucking question about the daughters, the babies. I think I'm scared of you, you know.

What because I would make fun of Freya all the time, but I don't make fun of you I would beat you up. Yeah, I think I'm scared Yeah, I'm six I actually had to apologize to her because you know when play Matthew kill me cuz I mean I've been so nasty - I kept like insulting all the time, but I'm I haven't seen frame a long time I don't know but I was like and then Yeah, I don't know

i don't know i feel like i'm pretty chill no no no no no sorry sorry no i think i'm more i'm more i don't want to upset you i was really because i'm a crier yeah maybe actually yeah you fit in your like subconsciously like fine maybe it's the opposite maybe i think fray can take it but you can't maybe wow i'm scared who happens katie burke asked what was the interaction like between harper and olive they were quite cute um harper always wanted to touch her live

She just kept touching her. - Harper's older than Olive. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And also, Harper doesn't understand the concept of distance. So I'll be at home and she'll be like this, trying to give me something. And I'm like, well, come here then. She just tries to reach further. I'm like, you're literally like 10 feet away. You ain't gonna get to me. So she does that with Olive. They were nice with each other. They're just like, just sit there and just do this. - We got lucky with, there were no bratty kids. - Yeah. - Literally. - We had. I mean, I genuinely feel like

for me, with the kids that are at our wedding, made our wedding. Like they were so nice. Everyone was so well behaved and they just made everything a bit more magical because they were having the best time. And also it was the first time I realized that kids find other kids cute when Teddy came over to me. I was like, Malachi's really cute. I was like, you're really cute. Do you, but obviously Malachi's younger than him. So he's like, look at this cute little person. I'm like, you're a cute little person. Like what?

- Because for example, at the wedding or the villa or whatever, Harper was always like a bit shy with like Toby or, Toby or, I'll say JJ, but that's even what, Toby, JJ or Harry or Frizzy, anyone, right? Really unsure about them. But then, I hate podcasts, man. - This is your podcast. - The host of a podcast.

But for example, when Harper would see Olive, she has no nervousness. So she's just like, what's that? Oh, you said Laura. I meant Harper. Sorry, Harper. Harper's shy of all the boys and all the girls, whatever. But when it's a baby, she's not shy anymore. So yeah. So I'm backing what you're saying. Harper and I are now best friends. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, no. Harper likes you. I don't think she does. Does she not? No. She does, but like it took a little while. I had to be like, hi, Harper, love me. Yeah.

What I was going to say earlier, by the way, I forgot to mention it. When JJ was sleeping in the room next to us, as soon as Harper made one murmur, I was...

I've never been up fast. I was up straight away. And then he got breakfast in the morning. He was like, oh, Hop was amazing. I was like, thank fuck. Because she was up like six times. Also, by the way, those who don't have kids think kids are worse than they are. You know, because when they talk to parents, they're like, oh, don't sleep, man. They assume that it's every night, like crying their eyes out. That is the case, but it's just different when you're doing it. It's not as bad as they think, you know. Also, if it's in a different room, it's like... Yeah, honestly, it's not as bad. But obviously for like Laura, it's really bad. And me, it's really bad when I was actually doing stuff. But...

- A random question I have before that. Actually, this came from an anonymous source. Said, "Was John's suit too white?" - Not in the end. - I had no problem with it. - Yeah, you did. - No way. - You totally did. - I literally replied and was like, "I don't care." - Have you, John sent a suit and was like,

it says no white like yeah by the way i was like no one understood for you to go and get a new suit no one understood the fact that like a guy can wear a white shirt yeah i couldn't believe so many people asked like they said no white like it's a white shirt okay and they're like obviously yes but then john sends a picture of his suit and he's basically just wearing a wedding dress it was it was fine i really genuinely i just said to him if you have to ask me this

Yes, it's too white. Okay. What it says, the text back from time says, it's okay. There's like no time. Don't worry. Which infers that if there was time... Carry on. No, carry on. The rest of the message is... Wait, what's the rest of the message? Is it...

Because you read that part for me. I said, I really don't care. There's like, for you to go and get another suit. But that implies that yes, if effort was not in there, you would change the suit. No! But listen to my tone. I suppose you can't tell the tone on a text. I know. But I'm like, I really don't care enough for you to go and get another suit. Like, that is ridiculous. That is in my head how I'm saying it. Like, to go out and get, when I saw him in a different suit, I was like, he actually went to get another suit. You don't care because of the suit or you don't care because it's John? Oh! Ha ha!

I don't care because it's a suit. It also wasn't white. It also wasn't white. It was like... Tan. It was like stony. It was very light, but it wasn't white. Nah, it wasn't white white. I was in white white. I started to panic at a hotel. Oh, I felt so bad. When I saw you, I felt so bad. I was like, oh my God, he's actually got... Someone at the villa came over to me. It was one of the girls. It might have been Ellie. Said...

all the boys have been talking about like they're not sure what shirt they can wear and i was like what did you mean and they were just like they all they all asked can i wear a white shirt

And she understood how dumb that was. Shirts are fine, just not a suit. It's a white shirt. Just don't turn up in a wedding dress. Yeah. He was like, JJ was like, wait, I'm black though. He's like, I can't wear white. I'm literally black. It doesn't matter to me. He was like, surely I could wear it. No. What? It doesn't matter. I wanted to ask you. Me, yeah? Just because we mentioned it earlier. All right. How did you get sunburned, Randolph? Oh, fuck. All right, so.

- I got sunburned twice on this holiday. The first time was because when we got to the villa, we all went into the pool and I like being in the water and I don't mind it. I really enjoy it. So I was in the pool and I was like, oh shit, probably should put some sun cream on. Put some cream on while I was in the water and I probably can't do that 'cause it's wet. I'm wet, so. - Yeah, I was gonna say, it's just not gonna stick. - Yeah, and I was there for, all the boys got out and stuff. I was just in the pool all the whole time. So I got sunburned there, but I was like, you know what?

you should care about like that and skin cancer it's really bad but I thought I had it on but anyway I didn't care about that because I was going to wear a suit anyway I was like it doesn't matter but then we went golf which was sick by the way the golf course was unreal yeah Friese was so gassed he was like I'm so happy you chose this area

That's like one of the best golf courses. - Yeah, I was like, can I come with you boys? Just to that caddy and just drink. And they're like, yeah, that's fine. Then I ended up playing and I was like really nervous. I've never played a par, anything more than a par three. So I was like hitting drives and stuff. But anyway, I bought, I didn't take golf gear obviously. So I bought a golf shirt and a golf hat from the shop, the golf shop. A golf hat from the golf shop, okay. And I wore this hat during the course. Keep in mind, it was like really stormy. We almost had to stop playing 'cause of light and stuff. - That's the worst time to get burnt though. - Yeah, true, yeah, I know.

But in my head I was like, it's not even sunny, you know? But that's the reason. Anyway, I get home and I take my hat off and I'm like, what the hell? My head is like, you can see it a bit now. It's red with a line through it. But I immediately thought, oh, it must be my hat on too tight. So I was like, how can I get sunburned on my head and I'm wearing a hat, right? So I was like, oh, it's just the mark. Went to the meal and Bez was like, nah, it's sunburned. I'm like, bro, it can't be sunburned. It's impossible. I was wearing a hat. I go and get the hat, bring it back.

And I think looks is looking at it to put it upside down I'll give you the photo for the podcast if you want and it's got mesh inside. It's blue. It's a blue hat It's like the tree you seen that normal hat, right? It's it's like blue. There's no Mesh in it, but on the underside is mesh on the front part of it So what happened was I got sunburned through the hat which is impossible but then here where the lines of the panels are What blocked it?

Worst case. And then your makeup artist sought me out. On the day you wouldn't even know. I wish I knew her now. It's a great golf course. Look at that. Beautiful. Again, you know, I don't know if you knew that part. Yeah, I heard you went twice. Yeah. So Harry, on the pool party day, it was like, oh, Randy, 9am golf tea time tomorrow? But the man was flying back like two. I was like, yeah, sure, man. Get home. He's like, Randy, you come in. I'm like,

I thought he was joking. But we got up half seven and went. And we saw like clouds, it was like clouds, like moving on the mountains as we're playing. - That's sick. - Unreal, man. - Yeah, beautiful. It's such a nice location. - Max asked, "Who got the most drunk?" - Deji. - Deji. Well, what about- - Deji and my friend's boyfriend. - Someone else did as well. - It was Sheree's boyfriend. - Me? - One of your best friends. - Oh yeah, Matt. He threw up. - Did he? - Yeah, on the coach. - Matt?

Oh yeah, because they were worried about Deji throwing off. Why don't you say this about me? That's the garbage.

Oh, he's called Josh. Oh, yeah, no, it was Josh. It was Josh. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But Deji's was the funniest. Deji was hilarious. Yeah. Deji was just not present. Yeah. He was just saying like random shit. He was just like, oh, I love you guys. Yeah. Yeah, he was very funny. Theo was very drunk. He was doing karaoke on the way back. Oh, yeah, I saw a video of that. There wasn't even a karaoke machine. No, he was doing it through the tannoy of the coach. Yeah, he just had the tannoy. He was singing Angels. I heard about the Chip and Theo thing on the bus. I did, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

but we can't talk about that so that was no it's funny kan yesat says was the was your wedding the most money you've ever spent on something love from finland uh that isn't a house yeah yes yeah it's not a house yes yeah it was very expensive now but can i say what you got what you guys did if you want to you got a plane for every guest at the wedding and a hotel for every guest at the wedding yeah

- Yeah, I did actually offer, 'cause JJ was like, "Oh, why is Josh staying in that? "Why can't I stay there?" And I was like, "I literally put in chat, "you guys can stay in there." And he was like, "No, troops, troops, troops." - Next podcast, if you guys want, we will delve into all this shit, man. - The villa. - The villa whole thing, JJ's tendencies recently. - You hate him so much. - I don't know. We actually will because when we record that one, there'll be even more. There might be even more developments.

We'll see. But I do want to state that there's nothing worse, by the way, than being sunburned than people telling you that you're sunburned. Yeah. And you're the worst culprit. Yeah. He was in the pool when I went up to him and I was like, you alright, Randy? She was like, oh my God, you're sunburned. I was like, have you got cream on? Yeah, even Jamie's baby says,

- Rose. - Rose. - Oh, Rose. - I don't know if I should say the name. Rose, she was like, "You should really wear some cream." I was like, "Yes, I do know." - That's because I told her, I was like, "If you wear some cream, you look like him." - Yeah, it was you guys, yeah. And Sarah was like, "We're not talking about you." I was like, "Well, you are."

- Because Harry fucked me over, man. 'Cause he was like, "Oh, we're getting a pool soon." I was like, "Yeah, I'm down." - Just put a sun cream on. - No, no, no, no. Not that part. I'm saying like the day of me being in the pool on my own. - Yeah. - No one's in the pool. - Oh yeah, you just get in the pool and you should then. - I'm the only one. So everyone's just looking at me after sunburn, right? So I'm saying, "Oh, Harry, it's gonna pool soon. It's gonna pool soon." He's like, "Yeah, whatever, whatever, whatever." Then I'm eating food. He goes, "All right."

two minutes, eat up and we'll get to the pool. So I'm like, I rush my food, eat all, get into the pool, where the fuck's Harry? Like 20 minutes, man. - I think you should shame people with sunburn because it's so bad. - It is bad. - Shame. - You do you in it. - Put sun cream on. - I brought some. - Here. - In your hoodie. - Well, it's just hard to put on when you're already wet. - Yeah, yeah, you should have put on before you got in the pool. - Yeah. - Jason asked if you could relive one single moment from the wedding, what would it be?

She said she had a speech. You can though if you want to.

probably just like stepping oh no that's so cringe I don't want to say it I was going to say either the first when you first walk out yeah I was going to say when I first saw you yeah I'll say that or or JJ speech fuck off man no the last like the last like hour and a half the last set the the or Sagala set yeah yeah but even like at the end like Grimes started playing yeah and we had a bunch of people that like yeah you're like

grandma's friend. - Oh my God. - Who's like 80. - One of my grandma's best friends. - He's like this big. - He's throwing gun fingers. - Oh yeah. - Yeah. Stuff like that. Like we had that, like Josh's mom was there and she's just on the dance floor. And there's just Skepta playing. I'm like, this is amazing. - Playing, not playing at the wedding. That would've been unreal. - Oh yeah, Skepta was not there. - Yeah. - That would've been unreal. - Yeah. - Should've done that. - Sorry. Daisy said, "Where did Talia get her dress from? It's beautiful." - ASOS.

- Fuck you, first of all. - Primarily. - I just remember a designer called Galia Lahav. - Jeez. - Wow. - And you guys can't even pronounce her name. - Galia Lahav. I didn't even say that with an accent. - No, no, it was probably 'cause of what I said. - Galia Lahav. - You don't wanna be ridiculed by going, "Da-da-da-da-da." - Was she Italian? He Italian? She Italian? - Galia, I don't actually know. - Sounds it.

- Raze wants to know if you used waterproof makeup. - Yes, and I didn't do the makeup myself though. I had my usual makeup artist. - So why don't you always wear waterproof makeup? - Waterproof makeup's not great. As in like, we only did waterproof like mascara and stuff, but it's not, it crumbles a bit. - Oh, okay. - It's a bit of a weird texture, I don't know. - So I always thought if there is waterproof makeup, like you cry a lot. - Yeah, no. - Why not just wear it all the time? - Yeah, no. It's also certain things are waterproof, some things are water resistant, which means nothing. - You're a makeup person, have I seen it before? - Doubt it.

Well, I mean, every shoot I do, if we've ever done a shoot together, I should have been there. I think because she did my head. And I saw her at the pool party. I was like, I think I've seen her before, but it might have been literally the day before. Did Talia help choose Simon's ring or was it all him? Thank you, Lucky Zack. It was pretty much all you. What is it? Palladium. That's sick. Mine was Cobalt. I don't have it on right now. Oh, wow. Cobalt. Mine's, oh, fuck, I forgot what the... How much pay for yours?

- I don't know. - Yeah, you do. - I actually don't. - Oh, do you know? - My sister saw it. - It wasn't like- - My sister made it. - Oh, okay. Yeah, sick. But therefore millions. - Also there's no diamonds or anything. - Yeah, there's no diamonds in the band. - No, no, no, but I got like, mine was like 30 quid cobalt. - Oh yeah, no. - More than that. - You know you can get some sick ones where you can get like dragons, like dragons, like bones in the ring and stuff.

- Sounds. - You know dragons don't exist, right? - They do. - Yeah, they do. - Commodore dragons? - Yeah. - Fair. - And they have bones, do they have bones? - Probably. - Are they amphibians?

- Right. Ray's also asked, "Will we get to see more of the ceremony or maybe even a picture of the kiss?" - Fucking hope so. Absolutely hope so. - I might post the picture of the kiss and block Randall. - Whoa, no. - And everything. - Nah, man, I don't wanna see you guys' kiss, man. - We'll just block our, just put Randall's face over the middle of the kiss. - Oh my God. - If it actually comes to your house today, I'm just gonna. - What? - I'm just gonna what? - I'm just gonna creep around until we kiss.

- I'm not invited anymore. - No, we definitely will post more photos 'cause we have like thousands. - Yeah, we will get loads, yeah. - In terms of video, we've said like multiple times, maybe we'll post it, we'll watch it ourselves and go like, do you want this in here? - Like if there's stuff that we don't want on the internet, whatever. - Yeah. - Mr. Reinl says, do you feel any difference before and after marriage? If yes, then what? - I think that's Mr. Reinl, I think it's Mr. Reinl. - Maybe. - Yeah. - Mr. Reinl now.

- I don't really feel like, no, it's exactly the same. - You didn't feel any different, did you? - Why look at me? - 'Cause you're married. - I felt no different. - It's just like, yeah. - It's just a fun day. And then you just legally things change, but actually nothing really changes. - Yeah, that was funny. They're like, JJ, it's your first wedding you've been to. And everyone's like, wait, you've been to Randy's?

i don't know he was late he also included john's and i was like i'm not letting him count your wedding yeah he got there at 11 30. yeah john he was earlier at my wedding he walked in gave you a present talked to about five people and that was the night was over kind of thing yeah that does not count it's jj yeah uh and the final one are yours says do the virgin jokes and now technically still know though because like

- Just 'cause you're married doesn't mean you're a sex. - Exactly. - We are not whores, we do not have sex. - That is absolutely disgusting. - Baby is the only time when you can actually, and even then. - And even then, could be surrogate. - Or no, or IVF. - Yeah. - Or dot. - IVF. - IVF, is it IVF? - In vitro fertilization. - How is it confused? 'Cause also IBS sounds very similar and they're both very different things. - Very different things. IBS and IVF are incredibly different. - One's shit in, the other one's shit the baby out. - Why don't you do ODN? - I'm not saying that.

- What? - 'Cause you're gonna say, "Deez nuts!" - That was so good, by the way. That was so good. Honestly, if I was- - So I think 'cause I'm fresh on, fresh on deez nuts. - Fresh on deez nuts, ah, got us all. - I'm like constantly aware of that. Anytime someone says anything to me, I'm like, "Can that be turned into deez nuts?" - I think if you asked me, I would've got that. I'd have been deez nutted. - Deez nutted, Jesus. - Well, that is all the questions. And I think we've talked through most things. - Yeah. - But,

- Follow all our Instagrams to see more photos. - Apart from Randy's. - No, 'cause he has photos, he hasn't posted any. - I'll drop it. - Yeah, but we haven't given him permission. - Fuck off. - I give you permission. - Thank you, thank you. Me and KSI. - I don't give you permission. - During and after speech. - I saw that picture being taken. - You and your best friend. - Did you? - Yeah. - Yeah, oh well, not anymore.

Anyways, that's it for today. Thank you, Talia, for coming on. - Thanks for having me. - Thanks to my wife. - No, no, sorry, sorry, sorry. - You know what? I hate that tradition, by the way. - What one? - You know how the groom is meant to give a speech and they're meant to start with my wife and I. And then all the old people go, "Roy!" And then, yeah, everyone was like, "Why didn't you do that?" I hate old people. - I'm not fucking, yeah, I'm not. - Yeah, boomer.

- Yep. Thanks for watching guys. - Bye. - Never coming on again. - You are. - Give it five months.