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- Yo, what's up guys? Welcome back to the What's Good Podcast. It feels like forever. - It has been forever. - It actually has. - This is late, sorry. - It's late and we also filmed the other ones ahead of time. - Yeah. - It has been like two and a bit weeks. - Yeah. My life's falling apart by the way. - We diving straight in with that then? Diving straight in with the, okay. - No, I'm okay, I'm okay. - What's up? - No, it's all right. Well, I mean, I'm okay. - What do you mean? - You can't tease us with that. - No, so I had a family member who was really ill. Yeah, and had an operation and I was like,

They're fine now. The operation went well. They're recovering well. But I was in America. Yeah. And I knew they were not very well. And they were scheduled in for an operation. I didn't know when it was scheduled in until I was just about to set off. So I went on it. And then the day while I was there, the operation got scheduled for the day after I got back, which was the FPL Croatia trip. Yeah. I didn't go on that. I cancelled that. I was like, I'm not going to go on that. I'll get home.

See them the day before then operation happens and then like my entire family got covered including people I live with including like my mom and stuff so I couldn't go home so I stayed in America a few days and then I Got back. I asked to change my flight. So by the way, I didn't book business for this trip Okay, because it's just expensive. Okay times are rough cost of living a lot But anyway about the upgrade to free business I

Really? Yeah, because I tried to extend the trip by one day to go and watch the Man United game, but it was not possible. But it ended up being possible. But then, yeah, they were like, oh, sorry, we can't change your booking. It's going to cost you seven grand to change it by day. I'm like, well, I'm not going to do that then. I was like, why is it so much? They're like, oh, you upgraded your flight with points. I was like, I didn't. I haven't spoken to them. They were like, oh, it's free upgrade then. I was like, cool. But I ended up not getting on the flight. Booked a new one. I had to book economy on that one, by the way, because you get 11 grand for business.

Yeah, crazy. But I ended up upgrading to premium on the day. It sent me like a little text. So I did that. But anyway, long story short, I flew back, didn't sleep on the plane, landed 7 a.m., went straight to see the person at the hospital, and then...

Had to do a bit of shit and now I'm here. So I've not slept, I'm like old Randy. - Oh no. - No, no, I'm probably gonna be funny today. - You're not old Randy. - I'm probably gonna be funny today. - Yeah? - Yeah. I haven't slept much at all. - Okay. - I feel good though. No, I feel awful. But anyway, I've got some stories from the plane if you'd like to know. - Yeah, you said this before. - Yeah, so by the way, they're discharged now from hospital. - Nice. - Yeah. Bless. Anyway, I know there's other shit, but that's for a different day. Well, so I'm on the plane. - Yep. - In premium economy. - Yep.

I like to drink a bit of whiskey on the airplane. Not just the airplane, but yeah. I like whiskey in general, yeah. But like, it makes me like, it gets me in a really good vibe on the plane because either I can fall straight asleep or I'm just happy. I'm just like really happy. And I love, for some reason, on BA, when you ask for a whiskey, in obviously business, you get as much as you want. But in like business, they always go like, this happens...

more than once. I'm like, can I get whiskey? And they're like, yeah. And it's like two bottles. I'm like, why are they keeping me two? I'm not sure if it's a single or it's like, I don't know. I got two whiskeys. I should keep pouring up, you know, living life. Anyway, there's two stories. One's quite long. The second one's a banger, but it's short. Okay. Anyway, so I'm on the plane and they give you a menu and it's on the menu. It's like, you know, uh,

Chicken casserole seared cod. Sorry, but that's nice option for me Well, I have to apologize because you almost ate fish Vegetable like pasta vegetarian pasta or whatever so all nice But then they come around and by the time they get to you they've run out of the cards What's the point just give me chicken then, you know? Anyway, come through inches out gives a guy next to me chicken. By the way, the guy next to me is really nice guy He's Greeks. I know much English. I think it's Greek could be different. I guess Greek and ask him but I

He gets a chicken, they give him the tray and she goes to me. How did you know he was really nice? Because he was just like, we spent the flight together. So he's just kind of like. Yeah, but you didn't talk to him. Yeah, but not really like. Okay, he wasn't annoying to the extent. So he kept it to himself. I kept to myself, you know. He didn't really watch TV. He just did that thing. A good passenger. Yeah, he's what I do. I just sit there and watch the flight thing. Okay, that's weird. Although on the way there, I did watch Godfather for the first time. That's weird.

- It's fucking sick. - Okay. - My heart was racing. - It's probably the whiskey. - Yeah, you're right. You're right. Anyway, sick film. So on the way back, I'm next to this guy and she comes and says to me, "Oh, I've only got chicken left or pasta." I was like, "Yeah, chicken's fine." She goes, "Oh, sorry, I've not got a tray. "I'm gonna get a tray for you." So she leaves.

With the trolley keep in mind. She's already given the guy next to me his food So he's got his food on his little table, but then he decides to go for a piss So he's like can I go for a piss? I'm like, yeah, you don't have to ask me But he didn't ask me he asked me if I move. Yeah, so that's that's that's straight Anyway, so I leave he goes and weirdly I don't know why I find it really weird He put his food on his seat because those tables that come out of the little yeah That's what I thought. Where else should you put it? But then also i'm like

It's weird to see your food on the... I took a picture of it. I can show you if you want. It's food on his cheek. I just thought it was bizarre to do that. Anyway. Send it to Nick so we can see it, please. Okay. I need to see how you took a photo of this. Well, keep in mind, I'm like, I'm living life on whiskey right now. So I'm like, not now, but during the time I'm talking about. Wow, I did a brand deal. Look how many times I did it. I'm falling off, man. I can't fucking do anything anymore. Oh, here we go. I also can send you my meal, which looks dope. I don't have to say dope then. What's your number, Nick?

- It's in the chat. - Oh yeah. - Does this story continue or is it like- - Yeah, that's not it. - Okay, I didn't know if the climax was- - No, it's not a climax. - He put his food on a chair. - No, it's a beginning, middle and end. - Okay. - Story telling, you know? I'm not great at storytelling, but I'm trying to improve. - Okay. - Let me know how I do. - Okay. - So anyway, he goes to the toilet, right? And then the problem is the lady comes back with a trolley before he's done. So she's coming down.

I'm stood up waiting for him to let him back in because I didn't sit down. I just stayed up the whole time. And then she, I was like, what the fuck's happening here? Because she's going to give me my food. And then you're just going to have to stand there. Then I'm going to have to put my food on the seat. Let him through. Anyway, in this period, there's a British bloke. It's important I say British because there are a lot of monies in life. And I actually think, you know, if you go UK, or sorry, British person or American person, I go British all the time. I don't hate Americans, but you know, they're American. So it's got a little bit of like a flavor to them. Karen's, you know, are a different story. They're just, you know,

nothing but i witnessed this british bloke she says to him like oh sorry so there's no more chicken left so i had the last one yeah and i had no tray so she had to go and get me one so she left to get me one so he's like oh can i get the chicken please she's like oh sorry well i haven't got any left and he's like he's he's fuming his arms across got a bald head as well relatively big guy okay he's fuming he's like it's fucking unacceptable and i understood then no like whiskey by the way i'm like vibing with whiskey i'm like i'm like smiling i'm like

Sorry, bro. I got the last one. And he's like, how come he's got one? But I'm still right next to him. It's just the way it is. You know, we've got pasta. He's like, no, I don't want pasta. Fucking shit. He's like, I want chicken. She's like, we don't have any chicken. And he's like, oh, I won't eat anything then. Like, leave me alone. And she's like, oh, can I get you anything else? You know, some biscuits or some yogurt or whatever. And he's like, no, I want nothing. He's really angry. I'm like, I'm just, keep in mind, I have my food on the way. So I'm just very, very enjoying life. So she comes down.

The guy, the Greek guy gets in. Might not be Greek, but I'm saying it's Greek. There you go. He's left on his seat, look. Why is there so much of your seat in the picture? Well, it's probably a wide-angle lens. Because obviously, I can't really like... I don't want to make it obvious I was taking it. So I'm texting on my phone. I have Wi-Fi here, so I'm messaging people as well in this picture. Got a charger plugged in. Usually, I change my socks, but I didn't want to this time.

- This is such a weird picture. - Yeah, obviously it is. I didn't take it to show you guys. I just thought it was weird how you put this food on his seat. - Yeah, but I don't know if that's weirder than you taking a picture. - No, it's not. I'm definitely the weirder one. - Okay. - I'm not committing it in my life. I'm an influencer. - Did you take the picture with the idea that you were gonna show us or was it- - No, no, no, no. Show you just a friend. I was like, "Oh, look at this." You know? Anyway, so- - Look at this crazy flight. - Then I had to put my food on my seat. I didn't take a picture of that.

But keep in mind, I'm literally like waves right now, like tipsy. The whiskey doesn't last long, but when it's there, I'm like loving life. I'm really happy. And then I get depressed afterwards. That's okay. So anyway, so then I get back to my seat. We're all sat down and start to eat our food. And the guy who's mad, I can see him in my peripherals. He's like, he's behind me. He's on the aisle across from me, but behind, so I can see him. So I'm like here, I'm like, what do I do now? I said, piss his car off as much as possible. You just got to start like, take a bite of the chicken and go.

- Oh, that's so good. - So I was like, either I do that or I just don't eat it. I was like, how sick would that be if I just don't eat it? - Just mush it up and push it. - Yeah, so he's like fuming that I had the last one and I'm just there, headphones on. - Why did you wanna do it? Just 'cause he was a dick? - Yeah, I just wanted to really annoy this guy. By the way, he was just so nasty to this lady, not warranted either. So I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna mess with this guy. So I decided that, you know what, I could not eat the food, but actually I don't wanna eat it 'cause it's food. So I make sure I eat everything, right? So I eat literally every single thing on that plate.

Feta cheese salad Yeah And I like salad with like A bit of something in it Let's have something like I don't know Chicken or what But I was like You know what I'm gonna eat this I ate every leaf

There's not one leaf in there that I didn't eat. So I ate all of that. And then I have my butter, my bread. You know how they give you a little bit of bread? The butter was really like solid. Yeah. Because I'm like all over the place because of my drink. I like really dig in to try and get this little bit of butter out. And it just flings out. And it doesn't hit this guy. It hits the guy next to me across the aisle. He doesn't even notice. I also took a picture of that.

There's a little bit of butter on the floor in the aisle. And I'm a mess, the crumbs everywhere. I'm just having the best time. - Can we see the, can we see the- - Oh, mine as well, please. - There's no, okay, sure. There's no point, but you're sure. Because I'm here. Oh, I took a selfie as well, but you're not having that one. - What? - Then the selfie's really bad. I sent it to Discord and deleted it straight away. - Why did you send it to Discord? - I just did, I was like, this is me vibing with whiskey. And I was like, I can show you yet.

Yeah, I'd delete that. Anyway, listen, shut up. Anyway, so then I'm eating the food. I eat all of it. There's my salad.

- It's not doing that great. The chicken was- - That butter hasn't hit him. - No, it did. It's passed off him. - Oh, okay. - Into the aisle. - Okay. - He didn't notice, which I was gassed about. But I'm like, this guy in the back, this fucking guy is the guy who took my food and he's spilling his butter and stuff. Chicken also was amazing. I've never had chicken on a plane that good. It's so like, how would you explain chicken? - Succulent. - Yeah, it's just like so soft. And then to make things even better, the flight goes, I don't sleep in a flight. I don't know why, I just couldn't sleep.

Land at 7am. We land for an hour, right? And we're there for an hour because they hadn't no stairs. I hate that. So if the flight was fast, it's a seven hour flight. It should have been eight because the fast winds. But I was just sat there on the runway because there's no stairs. I had to get the stairs from the other side of the airport. Um,

So we get in we get to the passport control so you know that in Terminal 5 they've got machines we like scan if they don't work I know yours don't work a lot. It doesn't work a lot. It does now yeah. Yeah, you have to always go seek assistance So I that was to me for some reason so I go over there to seek assistance and the girl in front of the girl who's the passport control lady

She's talking to the guy in front of me. And he's like, he's come from America. Must've been on the same flight. And she's asking him, oh, where'd you come from? He's like, oh, America. She's like, where are you going? I don't know what he said, but he said he's gone to another flight in Europe somewhere. You know, and then the guy...

For some reason, the guy who was angry at me on the plane was next to me. He was behind me. Yeah. And he was complaining at them as well. He was shouting. He was just shouting in front of everyone queuing. He's like, oh, is it a fucking conversation or what? Like, what? Stop all the chit-chat. And then I'm like, bro, she's not chit-chatting to him. She's a passport officer. She has to ask, where have you come from? Where are you going? I'm like, bro, I couldn't believe my eyes, man. And I just went through. And yeah, never saw that guy again. Obviously, I didn't say anything because I'm British, you know? But in my head, I was saying the most. You should have taken a selfie with him. I should have.

Yeah. But I'm too nervous to ask. Also, it's probably like you, the guy who stole my chicken. Anyway, that's story number one. I wasn't that great of a story. Number two...

Number two gets funnier. So I'm on the flight, right? And it's like maybe six hours in, so two hours to go. Well, I guess one in the end. But I was like, I had a numb bum. I was like pins and needles. A numb bum. Yeah, for the American listeners, that means ass. A numb buttocks. Yeah, that's the one. So I was like, and I hate the people on planes, right? You should do this, by the way. You shouldn't sit on a plane for that long without getting up. You should move a little bit, get circulation going, blood and all that. But I hate the guys who do that or the people who do that. And like...

Stretch in the middle of the aisles and stuff. I'm yeah, you're just watching a film like a dick in your face And I don't mind I don't mind a dick in my face, but on the plane, you know saying okay, it's time and place for everything So I'm like I don't do that of that guy so I'm like I just go to the toilet so I go toilet and then When I was cute the toilet I was like I could do bit of stretch in there cuz it's normal then you're out of the way I was like fine anyway, I go into the toilet finally. I'm like, you know, I could do shit I definitely could

And I don't mind. I'm the kind of guy who doesn't like, I don't care about public. I just shit everywhere. I'd rather feel good afterwards than feel weird. So I go in there, do my thing. And then like, usually, for those who don't know, on airplanes, it flushes really strong, right? It's like, you use the whole gravitational pull of the earth to just suck it up or suck it down. I don't know about that. But it's like, yeah, yeah, it's sick. Anyway, I wasn't, I didn't shit a log.

It was like it wasn't running. It's like, you know bit messy, right? Yeah, just didn't go down Fuck sake man. And so I flush it again. I'm like bro. There's a limited amount of times I can flush it because like it's almost waiting for me. They're just Yeah, it's embarrassing. You know, you always do little eye contact thing and then you get out so i'm like damn So I end up what I end up doing is i'm like I can't push it one more time So I get some like tissue Uh, and I and I go and like try and push it down a bit and clean it a little bit so I do that

It helps a bit, but it kind of makes it worse now because now it looks like someone's been in there and tried to clean it. So I flush it again and it just doesn't go down. I'm like, fuck sake. And I'm like, you know what? I don't know anyone in this plane. It doesn't matter at all. Yeah, I'm not going to see him again. It doesn't matter. It's going to land soon. So I'm like, fuck it. I just leave the toilet, right? Get out of there. The one person fucking waiting is the guy standing next to me. No.

- Wait, the- - Not the angry guy, but the guy, the Greek guy. - The Greek man. - Yeah, my friend, my best friend on the plane. So I'm like, the one person on the entire plane where I would not want to see, who knows I've just shit into that toilet, is the guy next to me. And then I have to sit back down on my seat, and he comes through, he's like, "Oh, excuse me." I'm like, "He definitely knows I've just destroyed that toilet."

- I didn't even destroy it. It was just normal, but it's just messy. - Did you not think to give him a friendly heads up? Like, "Hey man, maybe don't use this one." - What do you mean don't use this one? There's only two to choose from. - Yeah, well then use the other one. - You gotta just do the classic like, "Guy before me had a meh, bro." - Yeah, but he doesn't speak English. So that's the worst part. I can't even be like, "Sorry."

He's not going to complain to you. Yeah. I speak Greek. By the way, he's definitely not Greek. I thought he was like Japanese or something. No, no, no. It was definitely like something really wrong. No, but it's funny because when the lady came through to ask him what drink he wants, she was like, he's like, oh, Coke. She says Coke. She's like, I don't ice. He's like, no Coke. I'm like, I just got to speak English.

But you know. Good flight. It actually wasn't bad. You know, I always stress because like, obviously when you go business and then you go not business, it's really bad. It actually is like the worst change ever. And it makes me sound like a first world problem type thing. But there's nothing better than like sleeping and getting there when you slept because you feel like you've time traveled. And we're like economy is fine. But then premium economy is actually pretty good actually. Because like you get a lot more room and you can really put your chair back and stuff. So it was fine. But the flight there was fine. Flight back was fine. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm not paying like 11 grand or seven grand. Yeah, that's outrageous. Yeah. The thing is for me, I'm like, when I book ahead, I'm always like, oh, it's so expensive, man. But then when I get there, I'll upgrade, no question. If they're like, oh, a grand upgrade, I'll be like, yeah, I'll do that. Because you're just so tired on the day and it's so aggravating. But now I've flown so much now, I've got like a sick, my membership's sick now. What is it? I don't want to tell you because you've probably got a better one. Which one's gold? No, silver. Oh, I'm silver. Yeah. So even if you do economy now, it's let you through.

Yeah. Yeah. Bougie. Yeah. I was recording yesterday. Yeah. Two days ago. Sidecast. Monday. Filmed on Monday.

While we're filming, I get a text from an unknown number. Oh my God. Yeah. And this person, I'll read the chat. When we do these things, I'm not sure I've heard this before. Should I? I don't know. Nick hasn't heard this before. No, I'm not saying, I'm trying to say like, how do you want me to react? I don't know. You're on the journey with this one, I think. Okay. Right. So this number texts me and he says, Hey T, got your number from Mike. How much for an ounce? Can you drop?

And straight away I'm like, okay, well this sounds like narcotic talk. - Yeah. - And I do not partake in this. So I don't know what I'm talking about. So I'm sat there with Deji and Josh and John's there. - Oh nice, Deji did a side cast. - Yeah. - That's sick. - And we're literally just like, do we reply something? Like, do I just reply with like a voice note saying like how much for an ounce have come? - Nice, yeah, I'd love that by the way, how much? - Right, anyway.

So I reply, yeah, in Enfield, drops on Wednesdays. Want some light or dark? Did you know what that meant? Deji said it. Okay. And I was like, Deji, what the fuck? All right. That's Deji on Tinder. He says, he goes, all right, calm. How much for dark? So then John- Are you live on Sidecast right now? No, no, no. Okay, okay. John, being the drug addict he is- True. Says, tell him you got black tar. Okay.

So I said, only got black tar, G. 500. Yeah. Got a deal on. Yeah. Nice, nice, nice. He said, is that how much it costs? We round it up for an hour. We went off basic. Where's black tar? Is that coke? Black tar heroin. Oh my God. Yeah, it makes sense. He said, sound. I'll take three ounce if you got that much. Who buys heroin? That's crazy. And then I'll send you this. I'll send this picture to...

The group. Nick, are you drinking sparkling water? Can we make sure that... He's the only one in there. Can we make sure we blur his number, though? No, it's not. I just didn't want to get abused. Can we make sure we blur his number? Yeah. We'll just, like... In post, yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, I sent him, yeah, just come to the station and we'll sort you out and send this picture. What did you send, like a train station? No, I sent a selfie of four policemen. Oh, sick. I don't know. Just making it interesting.

- Yeah, Quintessence Station will sort you out. - That's such an obvious, that's such like a undercover fed photo as well. - I know. So then he replied, "Oh shit, my bad. I ain't even in Enfield, bro."

And then like later on that day sends me another message. Like a few hours later goes, if you get it from the lockup that you've confiscated, can I get it cheaper? And then that was on Monday, obviously yesterday, last night, he invites me to play eight ball. Oh, the eye message. Is that him saying he wants an eight ball? No, I think he's just like,

Oh, you're not going to arrest me. Let's play some games. Do you actually think you're actually a cop? Do you know who you are? I don't know. Part of me does think he knows who I am. Yeah. Because he's there saying like, he's not really reacting. But part of me is also thinking...

It's a weird thing to say, hey, T, got your number from Mike. Yeah, yeah. Like, Mike's also a very obvious, like, fake name. Like, people always say, oh, Mike, Steve, you know. That's my go-to's. Well, because I've had people before that pretend that, like, they don't. Oh, yeah. I have one guy that actually has been messaging me for years. Yeah, I think I know this person. Well, you don't know the person. No, I know who you're telling, yeah. Where is it? It's...

He was messaging me for so long. You know like when influencers post a picture of their text, right? And in the corner it's like 400 messages. Yeah. I know JJ has that. How many do you have? I don't get how many. Am I watched? I have 28.

- I have zero. - But three or four of them are literally while we've been saying. - Ah, okay, okay, yeah. - So I normally have about 20. - Mental, from who? - They're just really old. - On WhatsApp or text? - On WhatsApp. - Yeah, WhatsApp I got there. - Oh, text, I've got eight. - Yeah, like-- - No, it says eight, but I have seven. - Who messages on WhatsApp like that? I have no contacts. I have no one in business that I talk to on message other than on WhatsApp. - Yeah. - Yeah, who's hitting you up like this? - I can't remember where this guy is. He's been texting me. - I've got a text from O2. That's where I get messages from.

What did they say? It's day three of our summer offers. I haven't written that out, but still. Crazy. I can't find where he texted me. I don't know what his last text was he sent me. You are probably quite popular, you know. No, it's just he texts me like every year on my birthday, just to say. Happy birthday. Yeah. Nice. Oh, here you go. So the first text he sent me was August 2017.

- Yeah? - And yeah, that's where it started with the whole, "Yo man, you're on fire. Big up. You're the most honest and genuine guy, bro. You work way too hard, bro. Good meeting you. Take it easy, safe. Aha. Man's too drunk anyways." - Did you reply? - I replied and said, "I don't have this number. Who is this? Sorry." He replies,

Sorry, man, for that late night text. Ain't this Sean from this networking event we met? Shit, man, so sorry if it isn't, but I'm sure you're a good person and hardworking too. My apologies. Wait, he texted you on your birthday? No, that was randomly in August. But then now he started doing your birthday. Well, three days later he texts me and he's like...

uh blah blah i assume this isn't sean apparently you're some sort of youtuber that's awesome dude that's such a weird bait though because like how can you go from being that to oh my god wait are you like oh he goes since i found out mate your stuff is quality keep it up oh yeah i have uh subscribed have a great day and then one month later sends me my yo simon happy 25th birthday buddy can't believe it's your birthday woo 25 25

- Yeah. - Damn bro. - I know. - Time flies. - But the fact that he's messaged me a month after not knowing who I am going, you're some sort of YouTuber to say like, you're the best you try out there. He knows my birthday. - Yeah, true. - And then the next one was 9th of September, a year later, happy belated birthday. - Damn, he's like, he missed your birthday. He's not a true friend. - I know. And then sent me one like three months later, yo, you're right. And I've literally replied at that point. I said, I rate the persistence.

He said, ah, shit. You replied safe, man. Respect. Having a good weekend so far. P.S. I have two tickets for Leeds in the Carabao Cup. Against who? I don't know. I literally just put, lol, who are you? And he put, wait, this is Simon, right? It seems like I'm just talking to myself. Blah, blah, blah. Careful. Those tickets are for Leicester City versus Leeds. Sends me a message five days later.

Guess who's back? Lol, joking. Guess who's back? Yes, mate. Sends me a message three days later. Damn, son, that undercover fan video. Three days later, my guy, best Christmas ever for you. Then like four months later, guess who's back? I need your help. Oh. And that's when I replied like, seriously, you pretended like this was a random number. Yeah. He's like, haha, mate, I was just watching your video and I completely forgot I could just ask you to help. We have known each other for ages. Yeah.

I mean, it's just a sticky situation. And then I didn't reply. Then like months later, after watching your latest video and your last question, can't argue with you being down to earth, which definitely is. Seemed like a right sound guy. Have a good evening. A few months later. He's going to text you after tomorrow. He'll hear this. Probably. For sure, man. And then a few months later after that, hey man, one question go, absolutely quality stuff. Month later, hey, I know it's a little early and you're on your holiday, but happy birthday. Yeah.

Eight days later. - What's the engagement in the marriage? - We're getting there. - My invite hasn't arrived. - I saw like Randy on Instagram, like in a wedding suit, just wondering where mine is. - 16th of September. I don't know what I tweeted, but he said- - It's your birthday soon. - He said, "Sorry for an early text, buddy. I just saw your tweet and sorry for your loss, man. Take it easy." I don't know what that was about. - 16th of September this year. - 2019. - Did Doug die? - Don't know. - Sorry if it did.

November, wish JJ the best of luck. Have a great time in LA. November, hope you're right and recover from jet lag. - Who says, "I hope you recover from jet lag" if you don't even know someone? - Blah, blah. Hey man, you're such a legend. Glad to have people like you around. - Around? What do you mean? In life? - Another one, three days later, don't know if you were out and about in London, but are you safe? 8th of December, bro, you seen the news about Juice WRLD?

Whoa, what year are we in? 2019. I'm thinking this is like last week now. No. Wait, so COVID hasn't happened yet? No. What happens when COVID happens? Is that what you mean, stay safe? I don't know. That's from Riot or something. Wishes me happy Christmas. Next one says like, hope you're good. Keeping busy in quarantine. Do you not brought this guy because it's quite funny to read? Yeah. I just like seeing how long this will last. When's the last time you replied?

That was the last one that I said. Then he just, yeah, he literally just says like, happy birthday. Leicester are going to beat Leeds. Have a great new year. Oh, she's a Leicester fan. Yeah. Happy birthday again. Leeds beat Leicester. So he's like, fuck. Good luck for today's game.

Congrats on 10 mil. Holy shit. Congratulations to the both of you. I'm so happy for you. Have an amazing weekend. Happy 30th. And then October, this October just went, would you be interested in watching a Leeds game with me? And the 19th of April, fancy coming to a Leeds game on Tuesday. I'm near way end. Well, the good thing is next year you can go to a game, National Leeds and Championship.

yeah hit me up let's go i can't even block this guy it's actually quite interesting to realize it's yeah it's just like it's it's funny seeing how because it's been so long it's funny to see now when it's like one message i'm just like yes yeah and also like you get used on insta as well like message requests but then like it's different because it's got your number so it's like how does that happen and also the fact that you tried to play off as sean i know ain't this sean we met a networking event networking event

By the way, so, you know, him messaging you a lot on your birthday got me thinking about your birthday. And you know what I put in chat the other day? What? I can't believe Harry Kane is younger than you. Yeah. That is so crazy to me. Why? Do you guys know this? That feels weird. Right? Why? Because he feels like the oldest guy ever. Yeah. He acts like an old man. Yeah, I know. There's loads of players like that. And he's just tweeted a picture of him in his 30th birthday cake. Like, bro, you're like...

- You're like so old. - Wait, how old are you? - I'm 29. - 29. - I'm about to be 30, but I just feel like Harry Kane's like so old. - How old is Bernardo Silva? - Oh God. - Same age, I think. - No, I think he's younger. I think he might be younger. - Theo Walcott's probably about still 16. - You're older than Bernardo Silva. - I know, mental. - But he is an old man. - He is an old man. - Harry Kane is like, yeah, he's just seemed like he's like 30 forever.

Yeah. Whereas Bernardo Silva, I would have guessed... Bernardo Silva has been 41 for 10 years. He was used to play with David Silva, so it's like, oh, Silver, Silver. But look at him. Yeah, he's small, though. Yeah, he's got a big beard and... Is he also a boring person? He's not a boring person. No, he's not.

I see your point, but it's crazy how like we watch football players and they're like they're all younger than us now Yeah, and they're also like really good You know, they are football players the England women's won six one James James I scored a banger and it was just loud right? I didn't watch it I wouldn't watch it. What's all gonna birthdays? Yep

I'm interested. JJ said something the other day. I like, I made a joke. We filmed a video that's out this coming weekend. Yeah. And I said a joke. I was like, oh, JJ, if you like, if you sell prime and make, you know, like a billion. Yeah. Can you buy this car for me as a joke? And it wasn't like a Lamborghini, by the way, it was probably Persia. No new, new Persia dropped. I don't know how much that car probably cost.

What car was it? Yeah, the one I drove. We said it was a kit car, so I'm not sure. Oh, the car that you're talking about. I'm interested in how much it costs. I made a joke saying like, oh, like...

when you you know when you have a billion yeah can you buy me that car and it and he he literally said oh man just like it's cool just wait for your birthday mad and i was like firstly he's not gonna buy me like you don't know that by the way he's not but he's the type of guy that would do that if i if i went to him like a break and i just get he would be pretty good at me yeah he's a nice guy yeah we bought you a birthday present what again

I don't know if I should say. I don't say. Some people are like, oh, you guys talk about JJ way too much. And sometimes we do. But also a lot of stuff we talk about is also public still, like on Sidecast. So you'll be like, oh, JJ said this on Sidecast. And someone's like, oh, why are they talking about JJ again? I'm like, well, it varies. It's our friend and also in another different podcast. Yeah. Between, I don't want to put it on the screen. Yeah. But between 40 and 70, depending which one you went for. You want to tell me what the car is? I can't know. Oh. Can I know? Yeah, just drag it on. Oh. Yeah. Nice. I drove one of those. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Oh.

Oh. So you could get the expensive one. There's no video where we drive shit? No. All right. Actually, it's not this weekend's video. It's next weekend's. But yeah, um...

Yeah, he just said that and that made me think like, that's really interesting that he's, because now I know that he has actually bought Ethan a birthday present. I'm like, I feel like JJ's becoming this more, you know, friendship based person. Yeah, I mean, he's never not been in friendship. He just, he doesn't. No, he's always been like a good friend. He thinks about what's in front of him. He didn't really like. Yeah. So like. But that's where I thought that's really weird. That he's thinking ahead. Yeah. He's now gone. I've bought like, he's bought Ethan a present, which means he hasn't just gone. No,

no offense to him his normal thing which is good but still he would go oh here's some money yeah true rather than thinking of something yeah yeah true well I mean JJ I dare not remind you that my birthday was this year it's every year so mine's probably stuck in the post no I'm just joking but what I will say I forgot what it is

- Would you buy gifts for everyone if JJ bought you a gift? - I don't want people to buy- - Would you start buying gifts for the other people? - No, I don't want him to buy me a gift. - I don't either, yeah. - 'Cause I don't want to have to get him a gift, not in a mean way, I just don't think anything I get him he'll like.

it's hard to buy something like him yeah because you enjoy like a memorable thing but like not an expensive thing if you could get something if if something really hits you that is memorable yeah yeah but i just don't like the idea of like okay i've got to now get him something that's firstly he has way more money than all of us yeah yeah i can't match whatever he's gonna spend all the time yeah secondly

When we do those Sidemen videos where people get cool stuff, most of the time he's like, yeah, I don't want it. True, actually, true. You can match it in thoughtfulness. If I can match it in thoughtfulness, yeah. But if you have to sit there and really think about something, it's a lot harder. It's fun if you actually think of something good and it ends up loving it. You'll feel good about it. Yeah. I mean, yeah, but then I'm also a firm believer of like, if I think of something that someone will like, you don't have to wait till a birthday or Christmas or whatever.

- True, true, true. - You know my favorite thing, yeah, it's cat. - It's cat of an outfit. - It was actually boxing pretty well, you know. I don't really like cat videos, but you know when you put that video of him, I was like, damn, it's actually fighting back. - The first 10 seconds of it, I was like, this is awful. 'Cause he's standing up and the cat's just kind of doing, this first couple seconds, this bit was good. But before that, the video he sent us. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, no, I don't think he sent us. - Slow down, slow down. 10,000 views on just KSI Shedovox and his cat.

- Cat-like reflex. Yeah, this bit. I was like, okay, but you're not really doing anything. This bit was like, yeah, fair enough. - Yeah, on the cat's half, the half. - Yeah, or both of them. - I'm not looking at him, I'm just looking at the cat. - Oh. - It's kind of cool how it's like trying to take a swipe at him. But what I was gonna say, I forgot. You know my favorite thing about being a fan, right, is when they go, "Oh, I love watching Simon videos." I'm like, "Cool, man." And they go like, "Oh, when's the next Simon Sunday?" That's my favorite thing. - It's just like, "Have a guess." - Yeah, I'm like, "Yeah, next Sunday." They go, "Oh."

Yeah, fair. Well, we were talking about boxing just for a second. Jake Paul, Nate Diaz this weekend. Did you see the clip of them doing the face-to-face? No. I saw someone saying that Nate's not promoting it. So they're sat doing face-to-face and Jake's talking about Nate Diaz and he's like, you know, obviously he's a mad fighter. He's always going to put everything into it, blah, blah. And Nate Diaz is looking around.

Just casually looking around, puts his hand up one second. And then he just gets up and walks out. Really? Yeah. But doesn't say anything. He literally just gets up and walks out. I don't know. Look at him. I don't care about this fight. Do you? I'll still watch it. He puts his hand up for a second. Like a kid at school. Jake's actually talking him up here. Saying like, you know, this is going to be an insane fight. He wants to leave. He wants to leave. Look. Yeah. Yeah. And then he bottles it a second. And then he just walks out. Nice. Nice.

It's probably making Jake really mad though. It's pretty good mind games. Yeah. Well, he's really good at promoting a fight normally. Yeah. Yeah. I think this one, he's just like, I'm just taking the bag.

Yeah, fair, fair. So I think Jake's really pissed. I mean, I'm all about KSI Tommy Fury. That's the main fight now, right? Yeah. It's really interesting to see what happens in that one. Because obviously if JJ wins, then it's like, you just shout on Jake Paul. If he loses, God forbid, then that obviously, they both lost. But I was thinking that, I saw a podcast with Nate Diaz and Bradley Martin. You see that one? Yes. He's like, do you reckon you could beat me in a street fight? But this morning I got a TikTok of Bradley Martin talking to,

he was talking to someone and he was literally there going, I know I can be him. Okay. I'm just doing it. I'm getting clicks. Yeah, it makes sense. So you see that guy taking a piss out of Bradley Martin on TikTok. So he's got the face, like he's got the big like face expander. So it's making that I really like massive cheekbones and stuff. And he's like, it's Bradley Martin talking to a grandmaster at chess.

Okay. And probably play it with audio. Next time, that new set will get headphones. We can watch this shit because he goes, I can beat you in a street fight. No, he goes, talking to a chess pro. Is that record can be in a chess match? And the guy's like, no, not all. He's like, ah, is that me? He's like, I'll beat you, man. I'll beat you. I'm unreal. And the guy's like, nah, you won't beat me. He's like, bro, I'm 260. Because he was too strong. But yeah, you have to watch it.

but i promise you guys it's very funny i'm trying to think who he was who he's talking to i literally saw it today but i can't probably just like the guy on his podcast right no uh he's on netbook podcast no it was he had someone on that straight away i was like oh yeah i recognized but he then the person says like oh you also said that to devin haney and he was like oh yeah yeah but i would up devin you know something to nate diaz about devin haney right uh he said he'll beat him as well but he's boxer so it's a bit different with boxers

Isn't that maybe as it's like a animal just pretty destroy him Yeah, yeah, he's what guy who? Yeah, but didn't he also like he's guy beat up fake looking for right Yeah, yeah, how come sometimes you can filter it by things that you've watched I

On TikTok? Yeah. You should go on settings. Yeah, but sometimes it's just not there. Maybe they change it depending on what day it is of the week. Yeah, I can't figure it out. It's okay. Anyway, speaking of jet lag. Yep. When you go to Japan, did you guys get jet lag? I think I was all right. What about you, John? When you go to Japan, did you get jet lag?

I think the only one who really suffered was Toby. Oh, I didn't go to Japan. Sorry, I thought you were talking about going to Japan in general. Well, when you went to Japan. Doesn't matter when you went. But when I went, I think the only person that really suffered was Toby. Because he was sleeping in the car. Like, we all had like a nap every now and then, but he was like... Did you sleep on a plane? Did you do the whole 13 hours on the plane to sleep? I probably slept like 10 or 11, yeah. I can't sleep 10 hours at home. Really? Yeah, but like...

I know America's like six hours difference. It's not bad. I've never been that far away because the time difference is mental. Yeah. If you fly from Japan, you miss a day almost. But okay, I'll figure that out. I'm holding a Japanese coin, so I'm going to give you some money, guys.

I paid him off. - Yeah, he's like, "I know you're in Japan." He's like, "I know you like Pokemon, here's some money. "Do you have Pokemon cards?" - Yeah. - Thanks. - For me. - I'm gonna buy you one with this. Thanks, though. - And then that's, well, that thing you're saying about like flying America and Japan, that's what speed did. - Is that why you got a headache? - Well, I don't know if that's the exact reason, 'cause it's also a--

eye infection, sinus infection, but also cluster headaches, which are apparently really, really bad. - That's why his family flew over, that's what I heard on the street. - Yeah. - But he's okay, recovering. - Well, he was in Japan, then he flew over to Miami for the Miami game, then he went up to New York for the Arsenal United game, and then he flew straight back to Japan, which is ridiculous. - Yeah, it is. And I think if you fly back from Japan to America, you literally arrive three hours later

Yeah. It's just mental. Imagine like having that long of a flight and you get back into the same time. Crazy shit, man. That's why jet lag is like people laugh at jet lag, but it's like when you go far enough, that's when it becomes a problem. I remember looks at Vegas. He was just finished.

- Wow. - Also partying. - I was gonna say we turned up a week late. He'd been there for a whole week and gone out every night. - It was his 30th, right? - Yeah. - He wants to go Vegas for his 30th as we do. We also want to go for his 30th. And he's like, "Oh, can I bring my mates?" But like, nah. - Sorry, bro. - To be fair, we had some trouble getting tables with

10 guys, 11 guys, 12, whatever it was. He then wanted to bring another seven people, eight people. - It's just funny that it was his birthday. Like, nah, sorry, mate. No one outside the troops can go. Fair play to him. Instead of him not taking them, he just flies them out a week earlier and just does his entire 30th with them. We arrived, does it again. He almost died. He almost died a lot. That's not a cancer joke. It's not. - No one thought it was. - All right. So I'd bring it up again.

- What's this? - You said with Japan, the time travel, this is a 19 hour flight from LA, but it's only 13 minutes. - If you fly from-- - Or if you go direct-- - Is that Australia to-- - You actually make New Zealand. - Oh, New Zealand to LA. - Direct, you actually make time. - You can fly for 391 pounds though. - Wow. - That's amazing. - That is. - You could live there. - All right. - That's what I'm afraid of. I'm like, "I'm just gonna live in Australia."

Oh yeah, Mr. Beast also is suing his fast food chain. Yeah, so this is because he got like bad ratings or something? They refused to pay and also didn't like, also the quality was bad at a certain few restaurants. In the case that it's impacted the Mr. Beast brand, the quality of the food. Yeah. I do get it because obviously we have sides. You have sides, yeah. And if like, we have ghost kitchens. Yeah. He did, right? Yeah. So if you get a bad meal from our ghost kitchen,

you'll blame us. Like we will actually get blamed directly. Someone will say, "Vikstar, my meal was shit. This is your fault." - True, actually it is though. - The ghost kitchens, we can't like, we can't regulate the quality. - Yeah, but you can probably, you can obviously do more work to pick the right ones. - Oh, 100%. - I think he went too fast. I think he made like, he went from like zero to like 3000 restaurants across America too quickly. - Well, we also like, you know, if one of them starts getting really bad ratings,

Yeah, we're like, we can't. Because also, to be fair, McDonald's is a franchise business too, right? So each franchise, each McDonald's is its own company. But obviously, they have way stricter, like, policies. Like, this is how you do things. We'll provide all the materials. Whereas, I guess, the ghost kitchens probably will do that for themselves. They're not ghost kitchens either. McDonald's aren't. No, no, no. I'm not saying they are. But I'm saying, like, it's, like, similar in the sense that, like,

each franchise is responsible for how good they are. But then obviously McDonald's got so much strict rules that you have to do everything the way they do it. You just run the day-to-day. Whereas Ghost Kitchen's probably a bit more involved than that in terms of the sourcing of the stuff. But he also said he hadn't got a dime from it. He hasn't been paid anything. Well, yeah. Is that because they withheld it or...?

But I think surely that was so long where he had it up. He did, yeah. How has he not seen any money from it? Maybe what I would assume is what happened was they started really strongly. It was doing really well. Then all the profits, all the revenue that they got, they went back into it, made more restaurants. And probably somewhere down the line, they started falling out, having disagreements. And then the company started probably withholding money to send back to him. So then at some point he's like, well, fuck this. It could also, if it goes straight into Mr. B's channel, it doesn't technically go to him.

True, but I think he would still consider that he has received money from it. Even if he's not had it personally, he's still gone into his ecosystem. Yeah. But interesting though. Everything's interesting these days. Prime in America is everywhere, by the way. I mean, it's everywhere here. Actually, yeah, true. I went to Tesco and it was there. I picked it up and had some. Morrison's and it was there. Yeah, lovely. By the way, did you see that picture I put? I saw a Prime truck. Yeah. Was that Prime? Yeah.

Probably not. Yeah, but it's the same logo. Yeah, but there's also... If it had the exact logo... Ah, click Prime Inc. Yeah. But it's the same logo. Top left, top left. All that one, yeah. Right? That's Prime. Yeah, it's not far off. Go back to Google again, because you saw... I mean, that is also, it's Prime Inc, so it doesn't... Yeah, but click that. Just click Prime Inc. But as in, like, in terms of... Yeah, I mean, it is the same. Go to the website, because the logo on the website is an actual...

- That's so similar. - What the hell? - 'Cause I was like, whoa, there's a Prime truck in Prime. - There's such different sectors. - Of course, of course. I'm not saying like it's coffee, but I'm like that block text is very, I'm not trying to get anyone in trouble here. If anyone gets in trouble, I hope it's fucking Prime Inc. But I thought, I actually thought, 'cause I went to one of the supermarkets, bought some Prime, drove back, on the way back saw a Prime truck. I'm like, what the hell? Can't get away from this. What the hell? But it was obviously, yeah. I love Prime.

- Same. - You've tried the lemonade one. - No. - No, I've got it at home. - Okay. - I've literally, but I keep saying, oh, I'll film a quick short. - Oh yeah, I tried lemonade in your house, actually. - Yeah, I keep saying I'll do it for like a short. And then I think, oh, I just can't bothered. So I don't have it. And I haven't had one since. - How many days where I could just do a video trying one new prime flavor? Like a million views. - Nah, you need like two or three. - I know, man. But at the start, it was way bigger thing. A new flavor was unreal. Whereas now it's just like, oh, well it's not, it's better than that, but you know what I mean?

But yeah, I've never been to Japan before. Yeah. I'm excited for it. I think you'll enjoy it. I think I will. I love Pokemon. It's the world championship of Pokemon. Oh, so there's more stuff. Yeah, there's more stuff there that's Pokemon based. I'm doing a break, so I can announce it now. Maybe you can put a link in the description. Can I do that? Yeah. I'm doing a box break. It's a base set box break, but a Japanese one. And so there's 60 packs and they're all being given away for free. Damn. So yeah, on the app, whatnot app. So I'll put my link in. So how do I get one? You just gotta watch, download the app, watch the stream, and just click enter.

And I'll open it. It's a raffle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's only 60 packs, but they're like, I want to buy one. I want to out buy everyone. I can't do that. On my streams, you can buy some and whatnot. Yeah. And I do it. Okay. But it's actually gets pretty crazy because people outbid. But anyway, on the free one, it's a raffle. Yeah. You'll see like a little machine go and pick your name out of it and you get to join it. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah. That's fun. I got Charizard.

Yeah? Oh, and if my team wins the box break, like pack battle, then I have to give away, well, I'm giving away, I shouldn't say have to, I'm giving away part of my personal collection. Oh. Some ace slabs. Damn. Yeah. That's fun. What did you do in Japan? You did the filming, right? Yeah, we did the filming, which kind of like... Ruined it. No, we...

A little bit. It did actually. But you went for filming though. It tainted my first reaction of Japan. That's your first one, yeah? Yeah. Because obviously I've never been there. I go there and the first thing we have to do is just kind of go like, all right, here's a robot restaurant. Yeah. And there's so much to do there, right? Yeah. I heard that like, even if you just want to do Tokyo, you still need more than a week. No. Really? I don't think so. I think you could do Tokyo in like four days. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. But then you're like Kyoto and all that, like soccer and stuff, you have to get trains to, right? Yeah. People say you want like a three week, three week trip, but you guys don't do long trips anyway. No. It's what I first, when I kind of like first started doing trips with you guys, before YouTube, I used to go away for two weeks, but then now when you do YouTube, I mean, not for me, cause I don't fucking post anything, but like you have to get ahead. So then you got your head to get ahead for two weeks. It's double the work and double the time. And it's just long. Yeah. Oh, there I am. Nice. Yeah. Cool. Cool little stream. Yeah. Cool little stream.

Can't believe this is my car. Wait, what? Max Fosh. My famous red. Here he is. Yeah. Well, he told us about this when he, so Max Fosh came on sidecast and he told us that this is what he drove. Yeah. So has he now bought the other one?

Don't think so. So what is the but he's selling his car that he's used in all his videos. Oh, okay. Oh, okay that one on that key. He always like plastered the logos on What's on Probably there's a link in there. There was a link. Yeah, it's probably that the fake bids people used to do the back of the day, right? On the right. Yeah Yeah, everyone just used to do fake bids. Yeah, it was ruined it. Yeah, Nick you got there eventually. Yeah, I

Don't forget to put H in front of it. Because you didn't copy the entire link. There's literally a button that says copy. Yeah, it'll get there one day. This is actually painful to watch. You right clicked? It doesn't work on this. It's control and V. It's a window. This is something special. It's just going onto bloody Google. You're not copying H. You have to put HTTP. You keep copying TTP. Ha ha ha.

- Bro, I got it, I got it, I got it. - Yeah? - I got it. - Okay, 6,800 pounds. - For a Volkswagen Up. - I used to know a friend who had a Volkswagen Up. - Yeah? - Cool car, very small. - Was it Max Vosch? - No, it's actually my cousin. - Oh. - Not a friend, but I also would consider him a friend or cousin. - Wait, your cousin a friend? - Yes. - He recently, Max Vosch being he,

heated up a microwave meal on a volcano unreal you watched it I haven't seen it yet his videos are unreal by the way he told us he was going to do it on sidecast he was like I'm just waiting for the right volcano I was like what a weird sentence well did you watch the one where he this is an old one I think he made a fish he made a fish yeah well the title is I made a fish out of supermarket caviar no I never watched that one but I wanted to watch that I know what you're talking about he does it he does it he has to go and get fish sperm squirt in there something that I have never done before

- The fish. - That's, it's so weird. - But like, what I like about his videos, right? It's like, you've got this like area of YouTube where they do these crazy ideas, but they're so overly produced. He just like walks around on an iPhone. - Yeah. - So his ideas are sick, but the execution is really simple. And they're always really nice and short. I don't feel like I'm investing so much time into it. - Do you prefer watching like really highly produced videos or?

lowly low low low low i don't mind high quality ideas like this or like you know i cooked a frozen meal but if they're just like still fun to watch yeah sometimes people make it too like i i if i want to watch netflix i'll watch netflix you know or watch like a drama if i want to watch something quick and fun i'd rather just do that yeah that's why i used to enjoy david davis because he would have like really high-end um stuff going on but just he's literally holding a camera case nice as well he the way he told his story was really cool he's like you know just a night obviously that was really high-end like vlogging style but it wasn't

He just put a camera and then Con as well. Con does it pretty well. He just like sticks a camera in places. That's what I want to see. But each to their own. That's just my opinion. But I also think like, I know that we know people in our field. So I just say Calyx. I think sometimes he tries to make his videos too highly produced. When I'm like, bro, you're Calyx. You're a goat. Just do your thing. I get that. But also I'm not trying to dig at him. I'm just saying like, yeah, this one was a bit of a... No, I get what you're saying. It's like,

You've got to believe in your own source that you don't need the production. You put a Reddit video out. Me? Yeah. Yeah. That's 1.2 mil. That's banged, right? That's what happens if I don't just do Reddit, Reddit, Reddit, Reddit. Yeah, you've got to do it. Go on videos. I see your recent videos. Damn, you're on fire. I've been posting. 2.5 mil. I'm on to the live. Nice. Oh, you're smashing it. Yeah. What's the pitch one on? 2.5 as well. Let's go. I've got another video coming out this Friday. Game show. I'm in that one. Yeah. I love game shows. I watch them, you know.

Yeah? Even when I'm in them, I watch them back. They're really funny. They always start off slow. They're always like, I'll look overnight and it'll be like 300k. I'm like, oh, it's stunk. It's over. The game show's done. And then after a few weeks, it'll be like... You're right. If he plays the normal video and it gets a bit higher, the next one will do better. I've watched game shows as well, even though I've filmed them, because the edits always make them... Yeah, they're good edits. Actually, really good edits. Adam Restrained. Shout out to Adam Restrained. Adam and Restrained. No, no, no. Both legends. Adam Pax is a legend, by the way.

I can't believe he was my first editor. Yeah. That's so weird. He's been around forever. Yeah. Just a good guy, man. Rare to find.

- He edited a clip of me ages ago that's like, I said, "Oh, I wanna run out into the road and pretend to be hit by a car." So he was like, "Okay." 'Cause when he was just starting to do it as well. So like he wanted a clip of me, I've run out and then I have to like bend my body, like fling, you know, like a, almost like a curve. - Yeah. - And I sent him that footage thinking like, this can never be leaked. It's footage of me just walking into the road and going, "Yeah."

And he ended up doing it and it was like, okay now. - They're my favorite type of videos 'cause that was when people were first discovering After Effects and they don't wanna do them kind of things. Or they jump up and then fly off, jump down, smash, you know. And everyone's like, damn, look at this. And I'm like, back in the day people believed it as well. - Yeah. - Look at this YouTube clip, this guy's gonna hit my car. And now people are like, Zach, what's his name? - Allsup? - No, no, no, it's like, I can't remember his name. The guy on, he does insane edits. - Oh, you're talking about...

The vine guy. Yeah, Zach, right? Zach King, that song. Zach King, yeah. I'm watching this stuff, I'm like, I don't know how he did that. And also, he's so good at it that I don't care either. Well, he's so good at it, sometimes he shows you how he does it. Yeah, yeah. You don't understand. Like this. He's going to jump in there. Look, look, what the fuck? That's just, that's so weird. Whereas the ones where you get hit by a car and stuff, I'm like, okay, I can probably figure out how to do that on this one. I'm like, I can never do that. So it's nice to know that. I know how he's doing it.

- It's like he's a real film filmmaker. - Like I know how he's doing it. I just couldn't do it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you? Explain to me how you're doing it. - Boy, it's always just like pause at the right time and then replace it, et cetera. - Have you seen "Uphammer"? - No. - Or "Bobby"? - No. I haven't been to the cinema in- - No, you got a life to live. - I just haven't been in ages and I wanna see you talk to me. - Yeah, "Rakuraka". - Yes. - Doing well. - Yeah, it's done amazing. - Yeah, it's doing well.

I was trying to figure out, so Freezy put in the chat. He didn't reply to you. No, but did you understand what I was asking? I understand what you're asking, but I didn't understand what, no, actually I didn't. I didn't really understand what he meant either. So I said like, oh, it's done 10 mil first weekend. Yeah. And he put, meanwhile, Oppenheim has done 82 mil with like a confused face. Like a, and I was like, are you trying to say that

The numbers are inflated on which side or are you saying that? I think maybe he was saying that like 10 mil is not that much considering Oppenheimer's doing 82 million a day. But also it's an indie film, right? So it's like... Well, it's also a horror film, which don't... I know he's back and he enjoys this film though. So he wasn't talking shit. Yeah.

- So that's why I'm like so baffled what he's talking about. - We just get free of a content here by the way, it's been so long. - Yeah. - I don't know why we're getting on. - I mean A24 purchased it I think in their video for like five mil, right? So at that point, you know, they've already doubled their- - It's the second highest A24 debut horror film. - That's huge. - Yeah. - That is huge.

Oh yeah, this boys can really shoot man and the Sidemen are in it. Yeah, Simon in it gang gang. Yeah I've completely forgot so yeah, you approved it, right? Yeah Danny and Michael and they were just like yeah So basically there's this one little clip where someone like a kid's watching YouTube and we thought it'd be a really nice touch If we could just have a side member do yeah, so it's not really in there. It's just a video. Was it their one? It's one of the game shows. Okay, like was it countdown?

- No, it was right. We did an original countdown. It was, I can't remember what it was. I think it was a, who wants to be a millionaire? Like the original one. But yeah, they say like, I'd be sick if we could get that. Can we speak to your team and sign it off, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, bro, just like, you can do it. And they were like, can you sign this then? So I signed it. This was about two years ago, a year and a half ago. And then Josh or Ethan,

one of them like got a tweet saying like saw the sideman in the film was like what the fuck i was like oh yeah by the way guys sorry i signed this i just forgot to tell everyone no they're not gonna care it's good that you guys are in it yeah you know the other day we were talking on here about your blue water shop yeah and we did a clip and it's a clip went out on like youtube and that and everyone comments was like oh randy's is so salty and so jealous you are am i am

- I don't know, what did you say? - I was just like, oh, you guys got a shop. That's sick though. I was like, it's crazy how you're doing that. Did you think you'd ever have a shop? I don't think I was saying anything, but then everyone was like, yeah. - Sounds pretty salty. - No, he's trying to shit in there. I'm not real though, I'm not real. That's crazy. - Do we have a shop or are you a salty? - No, see, I'm jealous. - Oh, you are pretty jealous. - Fuck off. No, I'm not jealous at all. - Really? - Are you more envious?

- No, I don't give a fuck man. If I, no. - Have you guys shut in doubt? Okay. - This is YouTube, so the comments are really nice on this one. Actually go to comments, let's see what they say. It's TikTok. - Time is beer, it's not safe. - 'Cause every platform is different by the way. Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, all the comments are different. It's crazy how like that happens. - Yeah. Someone said that we did say we were gonna be there. What the hell? Also I said in a video. - Yeah. - This is just completely random, but I thought of it.

I was talking about how I never got a match ball from the charity matches. Yeah. Because we've played four. Yeah. And I've got a hat trick in three. Yeah. And I was like, when you get a hat trick, you get to keep the match ball. You do, yeah. So in one of my videos, I was like, oh, I never got a match ball. I never got one. Because last year after the match, I can't remember who it was, but someone came around and was like, oh, can you sign my shirt? And they asked every player, sign this shirt. Yeah. That's a fucking sick idea. But I've left it too late now. I'm not going to do it.

Then I thought, oh, I should have done this every year I got a match ball. - True. - Wait a second, I never got a match ball. Turns out I did the first year I kept the match ball. But I realized someone was like, you did get it, you did get it. And I thought, well then why don't I have it? And I know why I don't have it. We filmed the football video and we did a penalty where it's a golf club. Like you hit it with a golf club. And we all said to, it was Ethan.

He goes, we go, bro, just tap it. Okay, just tap, don't lose this ball. And he just whacks it. It goes over the fence. We never see it again. - Interesting that actually I managed to hit that one. - It's a big ball, bro. I was so angry. I was like, this is why I didn't want him to use this football. - Yeah, and she lost the ball. - Give him a cheap football. - Yeah, never seen it. - That's the match ball. - That's the match ball. - How'd you do video with match ball? - 'Cause we didn't have another football. - Okay, yeah, madness.

- Yeah, well, I think the other one already got kicked over. We had one other football. - Okay, okay. - Yeah. - By the way- - Tell me what it was. It was like, no, it was at the Sidemen house. I think it was the, I don't know what it was. It might've been on Harry's channel or something. I think it was a Sidemen video. - Well, just keep this one. Just get a hat trick on this one and keep it. Make it a goal this time to keep it. - To get a hat trick and then keep the ball. - No, no, no, you will get a hat trick. - I don't think I will. This year I've decided all I wanna do is showboat.

- No, but then what happens? What happens if you lose in three nil? You're like, okay, I got to score now. - If we're losing, then yes, I will try and- - Who do you think it is? - Are they announced? - Yeah. - I don't think so. - Okay. - Someone was, oh no, JJ, sorry. - Yeah. - JJ was talking in his thing about- - Yeah, but that's not out until the game. - By the way, now I sound really jealous. 'Cause now I'm doing that thing where I'm like, I don't care what people think. - It's fine if you are jealous. - But now I'm doing that thing where I'm like, oh no, I don't care. And then, 'cause I'm saying I don't care, it just looks like I care. - It's okay if you're jealous though. Like we are sick.

- I know, I know you're sick. - Do you wish you had drunk? - Shop? No. I mean, obviously, yeah. Obviously, you're drunk on a million pounds, yeah. Yeah, but not like, I'm not jealous of you guys. I always used to be like- - Yeah, this, this moment, right? So we all said to him- - Now it sounds so- - Wait, go back, go back, go back, go back. - Oh, okay. I thought you were talking about one of the- - So look what we have to do. We have to score in that goal. - Yeah. - Okay? - Is that a sign? Did you get it signed? - No. So we have to score in that goal. - So it's just a tap.

Yeah, so look how little effort he put in, right? And then my go. Realistically, I was like, fuck it, do a hockey one because the whole point is... Score it. Oh, that was dreadful. Yeah, I know. But then look. Bro took an actual swing. That's a great video, isn't it? Yeah, I don't know why we didn't use that football. One of the best videos. Yeah, true.

- Yeah. - Nice. - Yeah, I thought it was Harry's. That's on like 50 million, innit? - It's a great video. - 54 million views. - So funny. - What? - Yeah. - Have you ever looked at Harry's channel? - Oh no, I've looked at his channel. - Go on, it got mis-viewed. - Geez, Vik, what the banger. Yeah, Harry's channel is disgusting. - 76, 72, 71. - Like he has more highly viewed videos than Sidemen. - Yeah, and by the way, look at all the eight years ago, six years ago.

- Bro look, impossible try not to laugh Vine challenge six years ago, 43 million views. - Are these all the demonetized ones or did you get rid of them? - A lot of them, they're not demonetized, they're copyrighted. - He's just so good at making videos though. He's just so good at it. - Yeah. - He knows how, I mean go on Theo's channel. - Bro look, Sidemen trampoline challenges. We went to a trampoline park and he made a five minute vlog and it's on 40 million views. - They can move vibes. Go on Theo Baker. 'Cause Harry edited Theo's Mbappe and Neymar video. - Yeah. - And like you think, oh, that's a crazy thing to do. But then when you look, you think of how big that video is,

yeah 7.8 mil look it's instantly his biggest video yeah yeah but he must be killing himself it's not eight minutes yeah and harry would have been i reckon if theo got it edited with his editor he's probably got eight minutes but he made it seven but probably you know yeah i'm not saying obviously he got that many views because they're sick and also and if i was there i would have just put in like

put in something at the end just to make it eight minutes i know harry will be like nah man it's perfect as it is yeah it has to be this like it has to be harry makes it an art form yeah yeah but i was thinking that is that though like harry for his friend just editing it for him not because he wants because he wants to be a nice friend because he's like you're gonna fucking yeah you're gonna ruin the video i'm gonna do this for you and the fans are like harry can you post on your channel he's like now i'm gonna edit the other video

JJ's similar to this as well and to be fair you are as well you guys know how to edit you know in a sense Harry takes a lot more time pre pre-edit like he sets it out for the edit yeah

- Like I see- - I've heard you spend like weeks. - Oh yeah, yeah. - There's one time when I was at your house, you know when I was shooting for you and him sometimes, I was in that room, he was like, "Oh, can I borrow the PC for a bit?" I'm like, "Why?" He's like, "I wanna edit my video." And he made a video, a FIFA video and edited it himself. This is like when he's like, it's not that long ago. - Yeah. - I'm like, "Yeah, sure man, you just edit it." I'm like, "What the fuck's wrong with you?" - Why didn't he edit on his PC? - I don't know. I don't know. I think it didn't have like Vegas. It's still Vegas on mine. 'Cause I think G used to edit on that one. - Okay. - I don't know why.

I was like, sorry, bro. Yeah, I'll get out. That's so weird. I was just having a wank playing Spider-Man. Are you sure, man? Do your thing. I guess you can work. Now I'm quite warm. Are you warm? No. All the things I've seen in the news recently. Yeah. What did I see? Oh, Guinness World Book of Records. Yeah. Striking channels. Striking channels. That's,

- I saw Preston said his channel almost got deleted. - Lazybeam as well. - Lazybeam as well. - Yeah. - Mr. B started changing his thumbnails. - Lucky we don't have any. - Yeah, I never made a-- - But they were doing some for the logo. So like on the thumbnail, you can't have the logo. But some of them, they were saying that if you just have world records in the title, I think Lazybeam's one. - Wow. - Lazybeam's one was like breaking four Fortnite world records. Look at that one.

I carried a Fortnite mobile world record holder. - So it wasn't even Guinness? - It was. - Oh. - But as in you can't have world record in your title. - Goodness me. I always thought they were a good company that used to enjoy like- - Well, they comment on our videos. They literally comment on- - They probably comment to bookmark it to then strike. - True.

- But they comment on some videos that are just like, oh, we'd love for you to get a real world record or something like that. - It could be a mistake because I know that- - I think it's a new member of the team that's like added something that's starting to find these videos. - On Instagram, all the Pokemon accounts, like fan made accounts that had a Poke in their name, Pokeran survived because I think they thought it was Pokerand.

But all the Poké accounts were deleted. Like PokéRev, people with 100,000 followers were deleted. And then they got them fixed now. Apparently it was bots. They got a trademark bot to go out and get rid of all the Pokémon stuff. But they didn't mean to do that. It was just the bot that did it. So it could be a similar thing with Guinness.

because obviously all these content moderation systems are automated right yeah like content ID and stuff so sometimes you can get claimed and it's not even your fault yeah yeah I know JJ like the whole JJ and PewDiePie thing PewDiePie's like oh you claimed my video and he's like I didn't claim your video and they got it undone it's not my fault it's the label who go and do that stuff and you know the old fashioned way of music people doing that

- But yeah, we definitely need to change a few videos. We were actually gonna do this video again, you know? - Oh no. - We have it scheduled in for like three, four weeks time. - Damn. - As in to record for "Sidemen Break World Records 2." But we were gonna go like much bigger, but now we're just like, do we even bother? - Did you have them there when you did that video? - No.

- So I would do perfect. They did a one-way run McElroy golf video where they had the adjudicator there. How's that work though? 'Cause they do that crazy ones. - Yeah, so this is where I'm kind of skeptical of the world record stuff because they normally say, okay, here's your world record. You're gonna kick a football onto the crossbar from the furthest distance. They normally say you have like three attempts or five attempts and you have to do this distance.

But there's a lot of them which they won't do it in time for a video. - Yeah. Especially with the guys stood next to them. - Yeah. - And is it an actor or maybe in a pink? - No, I think when they get like a video like that, I think they say like, "We'll give you like two hours." - Okay. - The guy will stand there and if you manage to do it, you can have it. - Yeah, okay. - 'Cause they said, I swear that video where they did the world record, there's a basketball one. They get like, go down. It was like an old school basketball world record thing.

I can't remember which one it is, but like boomerang, no, not that. - They're a great channel though. They make great content. - Great, great videos. - Yeah. - But yeah, I'm like, there's no way that they've actually managed to break all these world records in like three attempts. - Yeah. The Roy one was sick though, 'cause he was T'ing off. So it was like the most pars in like six minutes or something. So Roy would sit on the T, just hitting onto the green and then they would do two puts. So it's a team effort. So the three of them, Roy T's off, they put, and the other guy finishes it off. And then just keep going and going and going. Just seems fun to do that.

And that Rory did like the longest drive with a putter, but he hits his balls so far anyway. So with a putter you can do that. That was a pretty easy one. Yeah, it's a sick video. Well, I told you about the, we've spoken about it on here, the most penalties scored in... Yes. Yeah. I want to do that, but it's just ridiculous now. Well, they did it in a similar way. So for example, they're trying to do the most puts in 30 seconds. They're putting the ball to him. So they pull the ball, he hits it, he hits it, he hits it. The one I saw, not possible.

- You just have like three people next to you putting the ball down. - In 24 hours? - Yeah. - It's one every 10 seconds with no break. For 24 hours. - Yeah, obviously it's really hard, but John sits there and gives you the ball every time. - Doesn't matter. - There's no setup. - Wouldn't he be able to take a piss or shit? - I wouldn't be able to kick a ball every 10 seconds for 24 hours. - You'd hurt yourself. - 24 hours nonstop. - I know, yeah, but like.

Sounds hard anyway, right? Huh? I'm saying it's hard, but it's possible. I don't think it is. I don't personally believe that record is real. Wait, which one? The penalties one? Yeah, most penalties scored in 24 hours. Just think about it, right? Six a minute. It's just taken, not scored. Scored. And it's not a keeper, right? So there is a keeper, but the keeper is just going to stand still. The video you showed me doesn't look like...

- Well, think about like what? Yeah, 7,800 penalties. - Yeah, I mean, yeah, you die. You'd probably die. - It does say take them, but. - I mean, you could still piss. You just have to piss while you're doing it. - There's no way. - You can not shit for 24 hours. You can hold that in. - I can definitely not shit for 24 hours. - You can eat while you're doing it. You can drink while you're doing it. You can piss while you're doing it. - Yeah, 1,440 minutes. - It is crazy. - So times that by 60. Times 1,440 by 60.

You can just type into Google. Yeah, but then I'm typing. I'll get the piss taken. You brought your phone out. It's okay, Nick. We'll wait. What about most consecutive goals from the halfway line? 14, 14 times? Most crossbars in a row. That's how many? 6,000. Yeah, so then divide that by whatever the number was. 7,000 something, something. By the way, we looked at most consecutive crossbars and it was only four. That's ridiculous. For a video title, though, I...

- Five in a row. - I only got two ideation on that quiz by the way, so I can't. - 10.9. - Yes, at 10.9 seconds you have to score every single penalty. So if you wanted to go pee, let's say that takes one minute fully. - Then pee on yourself. We're nappy. - Okay, so then you're taking one every 10 seconds. Do you think your legs could do that for 24 hours straight? - Mine, no, but you're a strapping young man. - I'm older than Harry Kane. - Yeah, that's actually embarrassing. - It's five and a half penalties a minute.

We can do this all day. You can do that a bunch and then have a short break, but 24 hours of that. It's not possible. Yeah, I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm agreeing with you. I'm just saying like, you know. Yeah, there's no way. It'd be more fun trying to do the crossbars one, I think. How about do it in an hour then? You know. That making of the world record. That YouTube video right there. Surely there's like a... Montage. Time lapse. Yeah. Wait, is the goalkeeper giving the ball back?

Yeah, you don't have to score. They just got to get them back. Is that like breaks in this or something? Yeah, they're just chatting. And that keeper was scrambling. She was like getting involved in that, you know. Look, that's... Is it different people? There's no way. Nor that pace. And as well, was it with different people? I need to know. I need to... Yeah, there was different people taking penalties. Because if you take 10 in a minute, you get a minute break. So you do that for 10 minutes, you get a 10 minute break. Rahman faced 24 goalkeepers made up of members from the Tekkers players. Their mums, the Arabian Celts...

Gaelic football team and friends to clinch a title and although the fatigue was a factor in the day, it didn't stop Rahman from achieving her goal. She started on the November 17th at 7am and ended at 7am the next day. On reflection, I guess it was difficult at times as the fatigue set in and my shots got weaker. There was a hot period in the day which was a bit draining but thankfully it was cloudy for the most daylight hours. I always knew I was going to complete the 24 hours. It was just a matter of setting small goals and ticking off each hour as it went by. The record enforces our message of opportunity, equality and respect. Nothing more, nothing less and for me, I always feel action speaks louder than words.

It sounds like it was just her. But it also sounds like she wasn't like, one. I don't know. Okay, hold on. Let's play this game. All right. I'm going to count 10 seconds. One. Kick. Two. Three. Gets the ball. Four. Throws it back to me. Five. I put it down. Six. Seven. So I could do like half. I could do two in the time. You could, yeah. And if you do things like we said, like if someone picks the ball out of the net that's not the keeper, and someone gives you another ball,

that even faster all you gotta do is kick kick kick kick yeah but but also that's accurate yeah but then don't you think then if you could do like i mean if it was easy it wouldn't be a world record yeah of course yeah but you could do an hour of that you can probably slow down for the next hour true you could do that i reckon you could do like you could do five in 10 seconds if you've got more balls and then later on you just start doing like one every 20 seconds

- True. - We're cooking now, boys we're cooking now. - Okay, maybe we go for some really intense hours at a time, like an hour at a time, really go for it. - Yeah, I guess you need to get a world record official to be like, okay, this is what you can do, this is what you can't do. 'Cause could I literally pay

I could pay you for one hour. All you're doing is, and I pay you for one hour. You stand to the side of the goal and you pass the ball to Randy. Randy puts the ball down for me. And I do that for one hour. Then I pay another two people to do the next hour. Yeah. Is that allowed? Or does it have to be between two people or something? You know what I mean? Let's check with the world record officials. And I'm not saying the word because we might get banned. I don't think you can get banned for saying. Also, but what you could do, like I beat...

You could do, I beat 24 world records in 24 hours. And you do like ones that take half an hour, but you do different ones of them. That's probably better than you. You're not going to be able to beat them. You can find easy ones. The golf ones that they find, they find really obscure ones. Like, you know,

the most puts in six feet within 30 seconds. So they use words that's like, it's not the most put in five feet in 30 seconds. So you can, you know, the most penalty scored with, you know, orange boots on. This type of shit, you know? People haven't done that. Probably have. Orange is quite a popular boot color. But you know. Yeah. Half of us can say yeah now. Yeah. Yeah. So you can say things. It's just a yeah to it. Do you want to go outside? Yeah. Do you hate Randolph? Yeah. Yeah. She'll say yeah. Yeah. Damn.

Do we have anything else this week? What else do we have? Wait, I'm just thinking. What was that title there? Go down a little bit. AI related stuff to get Renny stiff. Yeah. AI stuff definitely gets you stiff. I like AI as much as anyone likes AI. No.

Do you think that me and you like AI the same amount no And a robotic apple pick it pick it it's not I did just robotics Okay, cool this this kind of stuff won't get him stiff he has to be able to have a conversation with it Yeah, I want to talk to it. I'm gonna ask you how it stays Oh, is this the war game I

The war game? Josh was saying that there's a game. They train pigeons in World War II to target... I thought this was interesting to discuss because A, this is mad, the way they train the pigeons. AI? That's from like 1940. No, but I know, but this is how they train AI, right? To target things. Using pigeons. Yeah, because it has feedback of like if the AI is targeting things correctly. The way they taught this pigeon how to shoot down aircraft carriers. That's magic. It's similar to the way... A pigeon to shoot down. There's this dot on the screen, right? And every time it hits the dot,

Mad. That's sick.

So they taught pigeons to shoot ships. But you know crows are really smart, right? Is it crows or magpies? Yeah, look, look, look. That's it. Look, it's picking the ship. That's jokes. Out of everything on there, it's picking the ship. That's jokes. Okay, but what's it doing to a ship? Blowing it up? No, no. That sensor on that screen is where they're actually targeting. So it will fire on that. That's where the gun goes. It's picking the target. But what gun? Missiles. Missiles.

From a fighter jet? I'm confused. What? So a fighter jet is going to shoot a yacht. Not a yacht, a navy ship. Yeah. So the pigeon is telling the bomb where to shoot. Directing the thing where to shoot. Oh, okay. What we're saying is this pigeon is better than me at Valorant. But why could someone not just go...

That's the boat. They busy like running around shooting guns Also, they cost less money Yeah, it's the saying that pigeons are less worthy than humans I think we should call Peter Yeah, okay loads of numbers and shit like yes no yes no yes no yes no yes no and then I on a matter of scale

What I was going to say was that Josh was mentioning some game with a new engine that's like... Unreal Engine 5. Yeah, but it's like a war game. Scroll up. So this is the one where the AI will talk to you and you actually can have a whole conversation with them. But there was one that's like a war game that the sounds are so realistic that... You think you're there? Yeah, and it actually pans... So if I put my head out of the bunker...

the sound will get super loud and you'll actually sound like you're in a war. Yeah, sick. I don't know if it is that. I mean, even Football Manager would be dope with AI. Because, like, you know, your interviews and post-game and stuff, they can be real now. Yeah, true. Rather than being, like, you know, taking predetermined answers, you can actually have a conversation with the reporters. What is this? I'm like, fuck you, reporters. I'm stalling out. No, there's some, like, war game that's actually going viral right now. Unreal Engine is unreal, though. Nice. Thanks. Wait, I'll try for a response.

- Okay. - You said you played one or two so it was shit. Did I miss this? What is it? It's quiet again. What happened? - They remastered it. - Did they? - Remastered it? - Or did you just made it available? - No, they just reloaded the servers. Or they just reworked. - It's not good? - Nah, it was like, it was kind of fun but you realize how like jank it is. - Yeah, 'cause we've had such better cards in terms of quality. - So as much as you can go like, oh, you know, this is so nostalgic. I played it personally. I played it two, three games and was like,

Yeah. It's not. And back in the day, everyone had noob tubes and you just get like blown up. Now you'd be frustrated, but back in the day it was kind of fun because no one cared. Oh no, I died. Whereas now you're like, it wasn't even that. It's, you remember, the memories of it are better than it is. Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah. So now I can play a noob cod.

And the COD is actually just so much better than it because of all the graphics, the set, everything. My memory of FIFA 2003 was unreal. Go back now and you can only move in triangles. Yeah. It's like the worst game ever. But at the time, I used to remember, I used to leave my career mode on. This was before you could save games and stuff. I didn't have a memory card. So I used to go to school and put like a football shirt over my PS so my mom didn't see it and turn it off. I came home, under my shirt, it's like...

the pressure's like boiling yeah it's like about to take off I'm like oh my god I'm splitting the house down

Also, I don't know if I've told this story before, I used to play Sims a lot and I used to love it. I used to play all the different Sims on my Xbox and stuff. Went to Blockbuster to go and get a DVD with my friend and we saw a Playboy game. I didn't know what Playboy was at the time, but on the back it looked like Sims. So I was like, mum, can I get this game? She's like, no. I'm like, mum, what the fuck? She used to buy me all the games. So I was like, why can't I get this one? She's like, nah, you can't get that one. I'm like, mum, look at it. It's just Sims, man. It's just Sims, you know? And look, I know, it's a game now where you're probably just going to have to fuck each other. So cheers, mum. How is AI going to affect the Sims?

- They'll just stop listening to you. - We are, we are. And then we are the Sims now. We play the game, we're like, "Dan, this is us." We look up and there's a guy with his hand there picking us up. - So they can talk back to you, but now you can also probably trap them in the room like people used to do. - Yeah, but it'd be actual suffering now. They're like, "My God, stop. Andrew, please. Please don't do this. You're better than this." - If I was playing Sims and knew AI, I would not call myself Andrew. I'd call myself Mortimus. You know, God.

Playboy, but it's a horrible PS2 game. Is this it? This is what I wanted to play? Damn. We just want to go back. Why does the door just got boob on it? Does it say boob? I think it does. Why does it just say boob? I think they probably wrote it. All right. But it literally is The Sims. Yeah. Right? So you can see why I thought this was a good game to play and not like explicit. Good instinct. You know what game I played once when I was younger? Yeah.

It's called like beach volleyball or something like that. - Sounds good. - And go search it. When you see, right? Obviously the graphics are good. - When you're like, oh, these girls are so hot. - Bro. - What was it? - Yeah, I'll try it. - Is it this? - No, it was like this. - I mean, we always used to find Tomb Raider hot, right? She was like two pixels. - She had a big triangle head. - And triangle something else as well.

It's not this. Basically, the whole game... I mean, this was fun, but the whole game... That's an MM7 Games Channel video, that is. Game that is. It was very, very sexualized. Oh. So it was very much like, I think you could only play with women. That's so bad. What game is it called, though? I can't remember. I need to make sure I don't play that. I need to make sure I delete that game off my computer. Oh, yeah, whatever it was, it was... I don't think it would run now. No. We live in a weird world now, because at the same time, people are getting like... People are getting like, you know...

more politically correct and you can't say as much stuff and then like only fans exist where it's like yeah but that's all in the dark take about the power oh shit yeah sorry i'm not trying to shit i've been not dead or alive extreme beach volleyball wasn't this you lose you just look at it look look right yeah i'm looking i'm looking left seeing seeing the is it

It was something like this, but... Why is it called Dead or Alive? So if you lose, you just die? It's the characters, I think. Dead or Alive? No, Dead or Alive is a game. Oh, okay. I think I've seen this on a video about video game Easter eggs, and I think there was a mode where you could do topless on this. It may have been that. I never knew the thing, but I might have to revisit. Oh, Twitter? Twitter's now called XE...

Have you still deleted it? I'm not on it now. I saw Ethan said on Sidecast as well that he was thinking of, he was like, yeah, I'm going to delete all the apps. And you were like, delete everything or just delete the apps? Yeah. He meant just delete them from his phone, same way I've done it. Yeah, but he'll still do TikTok, so he'll do a new account, so he can still browse and consume content. I mean, it's not a bad shout. It's not a bad shout. You definitely live more life that way. To be fair, I was actually really... You do if you don't get another account, though.

- Yeah. - For example, if I'm gonna delete Insta, Twitter, everything, TikTok, but then I'm just gonna make a new account. It doesn't really, I mean, the whole point was more just not to see. - Comments about yourself. - Yeah. - That's true as well though. - Which is true. - Yeah, and even if you don't look at mentions, you still find stuff by mistake. - Oh yeah, and TikTok especially, you'll still get sidemen. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. Right, well, I think we call it there for today. - Yeah, no, good episode. - We've waffled for long enough. - Thanks for watching guys, thanks for listening. Also, I was gonna say,

we've got guests lined up but i've been really like busy so that's why we've kind of been a bit mental but yeah we'll have guests not next week soon callous and chipper lined up just gotta get them on on board yeah so thanks for watching thanks for listening catch you guys next week peace bye