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- We're like 8 billion people on this planet. No one's that unique. - You asked for a bucket list, I gave you a bucket list. - They're so comfortable that they probably think nothing bad's gonna happen, but obviously we are not that comfortable, so. - By maths, you should have like one and a half packs right now. - I have no, I don't care about the 10 anymore. - Damn bro, you're so lucky your ass is surrounded by noodles. - Chinna league stinks. - Yo, what's up guys and welcome back to the What's Good Podcast, or as I like to call it, WG.

I've never heard you call it WG. I'm like, yo, WG. YG. YG is way more better. I can't. I hate my life. Anyways, um...

Do you know last week we talked about I went to the Olympics? Yeah. While I was there, my whoop ran out of battery. Oh. And I've decided to sack it off. Sack it off. Again. For the second time. Yeah, but one, because I have a ridiculous tan line. Yeah, but so do we all. If you never take it off, no one knows. But like, two, I started getting a rash. And I was like, you know what? I've been looking for an excuse to stop wearing it. Yeah, you have. I've been wearing it for like two months or a month and a half, whatever. So I'm not wearing it anymore. Yeah. And I stand

Stand by my decision Listen man If you don't love your You know If you don't love your body enough To look after it Then fuck it When was the last time You looked at the Whoop app? Literally this morning Okay How well did you sleep? 7.01 How well did you sleep 7.01? What was your recovery? Don't look Wait 97 Okay Can I check now? Yeah

97 okay and what does that that's fucking sick and what does that do for you it makes me feel good i do feel great today he did walk in very positive yeah but what but is that because he got told that or is it because he slept well i didn't sleep well i've been getting four five two three hours last night nine and a half but is it because you you saw that you had 97 recovery or is it because you slept well i slept well so why do you need the app

I, I, okay, I'll tell you why. Because last night I got into bed at like half 11 and I struggled to fall asleep for a long time. And I actually know how, I know what point I actually fell asleep.

So now I can go like, right now I've got probably like, I got in bed at half 11. I first sleep at 20 past midnight. I really struggled last night to get to sleep. Okay. Now I know. Okay. If you want a good, if you want seven hours sleep again, you've got to get into bed 50 minutes before that to don't have this restlessness or start reading a book or do something that makes me feel more drowsy rather than being on my phone in bed. Or go to bed 50 minutes later.

Or it has to do with the conditions you're sleeping in or the temperature. Yeah. Or... You see what I'm saying? There's so many things. Listen, Whoop's not God. Whoop isn't God. If he was, I'd pay more money for it. You're not God. 97% recovery. Poor Seb, man. Seb can't get green. He's trying his hardest. I don't know. I just... Don't get me wrong. I'm not against it. No, I know. And one day, I might go back to it if I get into a bit of a fitness kick. Yeah. But for now...

My whip days are over. No, it makes sense. Well, you know, I'll see it on your wrist in three or four months. It was like two years difference between... It was like a long time when I wore it before. Two years? It wasn't two years, but it was a long time. Yeah, it was. But Free's got a new band. He's got an orange one. Yeah? Looks a bit weird, really. Yeah, he looks like a child. It's like Ben 10 on his wrist, you know? Well, that's the Garmin watch. No, no, no. That's Garmin, yeah. Is he wearing both? JJ does.

Wow. JJ wears the whoop and a Garmin. I think Ethan used to and then he got rid of the whoop, I think, and now he just wears a Garmin. I'm going to finally take the Garmin watch, golf watch that Reeve got me. He got me one. Yeah. I'm going to finally use it on Thursday. Hope I don't forget. What if it doesn't work? Then, Reeve, I hope you lose Big Brother Clubs. Wow.

You've actually said you hope he loses at least five grand. That's kind of crazy. Do you win five grand? You win ten. Yeah. Someone commented on my vlog saying, Randy moving like Deji, missing out on his opportunities when I overslept for Big Brother Clubs. And I was like, I actually forgot that you get ten grand winning. But I don't look at it like... Five grand per second. Five grand... Fucking hell. One grand per third. And you were that close. I don't look at it as like...

Showing up earns me money. I just show up for a shoot, you know, for more for like the content. So like, maybe I should have thought like, oh my God, I'm missing out on 10 grand. But also I can't compare it to like Million Deji.

Well, it was one night. Actually, economies of scale. Yeah, I know you're fucking, that's just such a sick saying. I always say that. I always say that. Right, anyway, what have we got planned for today? This is like more of a fun one. You know, no, like, I was thinking, I was telling you in my vlog the other day, the reason we don't do so much news anymore on this podcast is because it's all just nonsense now. Yeah. Back in the day, there used to be so much cool stuff. Oh, some answers are nonsense. Some answers are nonsense. Fucking sick of them, man. Well,

Speaking of that, you know when Danny Irons was on here? He wasn't announced. No. Isn't he? But he had a bucket list. Yes. So then I went somewhere. I don't remember where it was after that. It might have... I don't know. After we did that podcast, I went somewhere and I decided to make a bucket list. Oh, yeah. So then yesterday I told everyone, it might have been this morning, told everyone to make a bucket list. Yeah. So...

I want to hear them. Okay. Do you want to start with me? Sure. Okay. I want to work up to the best. Who's the best? Mine. Okay. Who's the worst? John. All right, John, let's see yours. Oh, for goodness sake. John's is going to be get a mullet, done that. Get a mullet, done that. Tattoo, done that. Times 10. Go to Australia, done that. Are we talking about my life-fulfilling bucket list here or bullying me? What's going on? All right. I would like... That's on my list.

I would like a... I've got five for you. Five, okay. I would like to own a country home. Okay. I just think that would be a nice one. I would like to visit... What...

borough know what decides a country home? Like, is there a certain... In my head, when I think about it, it's kind of like a bit remote. That truth. Yeah, there's an aesthetic to it, for sure. Okay. Like, it's just, yeah, it's like what you'd typically imagine, I think. Okay, love that, love that. And then, second, I want to visit every country in Europe specifically, because I'm already, you know, I'm already chugging away on that one, so that's... How many are there? 44.

Oh, it's 44? Bet you can't name them. No, because the podcast is going to be fun. We're in for a fun podcast. 44. Damn. It's 44. Come on. I assume you've looked it up before. Yeah, you shouldn't. Yeah, well, just, yeah, come on. What is it? Yeah, I want to have at least three kids. Whoa. Okay. Yep. Third of the way there? Yeah, third of the way there. We're cracking on. What was my other two? Oh, goodness. Yeah.

I've got my other two. Fire an RPG? Hang on. So do you put anything in your... This is an open question. Do you put anything in your bucket list that you've already done? No. Should I have? Well, I did because I was still like... Then yes, I will do that. Did anyone else? No, just me. Thank you very much. Now I'm just going to look like it's a flex. Oh, I can retroactively put one into my bucket list then because I always wanted to find...

a job that made me feel fulfilled and I guess that's what I've done and number five I mean I was gonna I was gonna say this one I want to have a million pounds I just want to have a million pounds in my bank account in your bank account yeah that might never happen though you might because you might always invest it yeah well that's the yeah that's that's where you want to be I want to have a million pound in my bank account but like I said but that might not but okay well it's a

It's a bucket list, like things you want to... No, no, I'm saying you might never get to the point where you've got a million in your bank because you might keep investing in it. Would you then count that, though? Portfolio. He's saying he hopes that he's rich enough that he's got loads invested and has a million. Right. Sorry, sorry, sorry. That's the vibe. Sorry. Okay. That's my five. Okay. What are we rating that out of ten? You know what? I would rate it higher, but the fact he was like, oh, fuck, what are the last two, man? I feel like...

you know, bucket list should be something that is, you're always working towards. And maybe, I know you've made it right now, which is fair enough, but you know, I'm gonna give it like a six. Fair enough. I give it,

I'll give it seven and a half. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. You know, it's really hard to make a bucket list that isn't super basic, isn't it? Because I was laughing at Danny saying he's as basic, but to be honest, mine is too. But if you think about we as people, we're all basic, you know, we're like eight billion people on this planet. No one's that unique. Really? If you think about it. We're all the same. We're all spitting. We're the same. We're all spitting badly. We don't matter, by the way.

Should we stop there for a quick therapy session? I mean it in a good way. We don't matter in a good way. Yeah, so no one cares. Yeah, no pressure. Fucking live life, yeah? No one cares about your shitty situation, so get out of it. Damn. As in like mentally. Sorry, it sounds... Damn. Okay. Right, Nick. Go on. Okay, mine... I feel nervous now that you raped them. How many you got?

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Okay. Bro did his homework properly. Broke in. I thought of a few more. Okay. Not yours. We spoke about them earlier. I was going to steal Adam's. My first one is play the Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury. Any instrument.

You keep saying this. Yeah. So even if I just, who is it? George Ezra. There you go. George Ezra brings out his dad to play bass or something in one song. Right. And he gives him the new guitar. And as he gives him the guitar, he just plays a quick couple of notes. Oh, so you're going to have a kid.

They get there. Then you'd be the dad. Anyone. I could literally walk on, hit a cymbal. Right, right, right. In front of the crowd. Okay, so you're not trying to learn an instrument. No. Or is that on there as well? No. But yeah, I just want to play anything on the pyramid stage. Just so if I ever go, I can be like, yeah, I've played there. Another one is, I've said this before, I think, on the podcast, snowboard down a volcano. Okay. I just want to do that. Don't have it classed as snowboarding.

Ash board. Thank you. Approved. Now it's approved. Play football at Old Trafford. That's quite actually attainable. That's attainable. Build my own watch. I've always wanted to make a watch. The thing is though, I like these. I love them. They're not like... They make me laugh because it's just such nick things to do.

Along that lines is make my own suit. I want to build it, like create my own suit.

He's going to turn up one day in this really raggedy suit with a broken watch. I made everything I'm wearing. You know what I could tell. I like this though, this is so cute man. I want to see my photo on a billboard. Okay. It's quite a good one. I assume like a good billboard.

Yeah, yeah, but like with where someone's paid me to... Yeah, not just like, not he's just put it up for a video. Yeah. You know, because he could do that. He still could. Pretty well now. Would that count? I don't know if that would count, maybe, yeah. Times Square. You know what, Times Square, there's so many. Yeah. Over 200. Yeah, we've been on one. We've been on one of the billboards. On one, yeah. It was... American Eagle. American Eagle, you go in and if you spend like 50 quid or $50...

they take a picture of you and then put it on the billboard that is so smart because I bet you wouldn't have spent that otherwise nah they're pretty lazy but we literally did it and just like took a picture and went outside and got a gas oh god we're on a billboard I might do that for Ace somehow it's not there anymore I'm gonna do it somehow for Ace this is when I was like 16 I wanna do that business model I'm saying oh yeah just get a billboard at Times Square your face on every slab alright um brew a beer

I'm gonna brew my own beer at some point. That's very achievable, but not like, oh, one of those homemade kits from Argos. You go somewhere that does it. I wanna actually like brew my own... In your garage. I was so close to doing it with a friend. How long does it take?

Not that long. No. A few months. Yeah, you're talking... Not that long could be ten minutes. It's not like... A few months and stuff. It's not like whiskey and that, I don't think. Okay. Wine. To make it good as well. Yeah. I want to sell a photo. That was on my New Year's resolution. You've done that? No, I haven't yet. I saw you do a photo shoot in here. I can't. I want to sell the photo. I'm building. I'm building. Okay, okay. Skydive on six different continents.

Because I've skydived on two and I'm like, okay. I think Antarctica is impossible. You can't skydive there. So you've skydived on North America and Europe. North America and Asia. You haven't done Europe? Never done Europe. It's the most achievable one. We jumped out the same plane. Where? Dubai. We did that. Is Dubai Asia?

Yes, for God's sake. You made me question that. I never knew that. I'm not joking. Where else would it be? Middle East. Which is in? Fuck knows. Asia. Cool. And then my last one is to try a beer from every single country.

Every single country. Oh, try, try, but try. Every single country. Yeah, how many are those, Nick? 319, 187, 6. 279, I think. Well, Google it, man. Who are you asking? You're the guy. I think the UN says 183. Oh, is it? Yeah, I think John's right.

I don't think 195 recognised countries I don't think some countries brew beer so that list can go down as well some countries won't make beer legally legally or just because it's literally just a tiny strip Gibraltar for example as this was last weekend week go watch it now the podcast we're giving that list you know what I'm going to give it quite high I'm going to give it I'm going to give it right

An 8.5 out of 10. That's good. The only thing I think it lacks a little bit is like, maybe this is a good thing. Some things on there are super easy and they're super achievable. Some things are really difficult. Yeah. My last one was get a 9 out of 10 from Randolph. I keep trying for that one. 5.5 off. That's a really cool list. Yeah, I'm between 8.5 and a 9. Yeah. I'm not going to be honest. I'm going to be honest. The last like three ruined it for me. Spider-Man.

Skydiving six continents. Every continent. Yeah, but like, I'll be honest. One of mine is visit six continents. Yeah, I do think that. That's why having a variety is good for the score. But when you start at the start, you know, there's seven. But mine is visit six continents because I just don't think I'll visit Antarctica.

Like, tailor a suit, build a watch. Like, you could just do that right now. Like, tomorrow, you could just try and do it. I know you want the skills and stuff, but then it goes from, like, skydiving in six continents. That's like...

Some people have skydiving. Some people have like visit six continents. You've gone like skydiving six continents. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, that's a sick goal. I'm not hating on the goal, but more like the consistency of the list. You know, I'm looking at the list as a whole. It is like... Better mind I'll tell you that. Mine's so basic. Mine's Danny Aaron's level. Right, well, we did put yours last because it was the best. Oh, yeah, true, actually. Well, I'm the best. It's the best. You know, that message was... Yeah, we'll get at them. Don't worry, don't worry. Okay. I'm not jumping ahead. Yeah, well, 8.5 to 9. Strong.

Strong. He's collapsed himself. Strongly. I feel bad now because I made mine up just now. I forgot to do it. We could tell. Yeah. Yeah. You still got a 7.5. Yeah. You've got a lot of work to do with weight loss. Yeah, I do. You've got things on your mind. Big time. All right. Adam's turn. Yeah, I don't think I've given it as much thought as Nick. Oh, I thought Adam was going to come through with heat, you know. He might do. The first one is to visit Antarctica because I have been to six continents. Oh! You've been to six? It would mean it. It would mean it.

Wait, can I ask where? Like, where have you been in? So like Europe, you've been to a few, I imagine. Yeah. North America. North America. I've been everywhere in North America. Mexico, North America, Canada, Caribbean. Oh, he's got me there. South America. South America. I've been to

Five or six countries. Africa? Africa I've been to. Wait, which South America, Southern America countries have you been to? Brazil, Colombia, Peru, Argentina. Africa? Is it scary down there by the way? Sorry, just more on South America. It's not scary. Okay, cool. Back to it. US is a lot more scary than South America. Africa, yeah, I've been to Kenya, Malawi, South Africa.

I've been to Asia, a few countries in Asia. I've been to Dubai. I've been to Australia. Wow. How old are you? 31. Fucking hell. He is bucket list. Not Antarctica. I was close to going to Antarctica. When we were in Argentina, we did think about going across, but it's just so expensive. Wow. Why have you been to all these places? Because I wanted to see them. Fair enough. By the way, we just fucked up by just working.

That was a weird backhanded compliment to yourself. It was like a weird flex. No, it was not a flex. No, it wasn't. I didn't mean that. You kind of went like, oh yeah, we fucked up because we actually worked. What were you doing? You were travelling just for fun or were you working a bit? What were you doing? I travelled for fun for a year and then worked. Yeah, sorry, I did not mean that. It came out really like Tori. Pardon? Yeah, you had to.

To be fair as well, Adam works for most of your 20s and then right at the end you went, that's it, no. No, no, no, no, no. He visited everywhere while not working. Trying to find myself. Because you went to Australia, didn't you, as well? Yeah. Because, by the way, for those who don't know, fucking...

Adam, I forgot his name. You introduced him. Adam is John's friend, right? And we met all John's friends at the same time. And then Adam out of nowhere came through as John's friend. I'm like, well, hold on. I've met all John's friends, but he's, you're in Australia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also you're the best one. So he said the best to last. Also better than John as well. Yeah, nice one. Antarctica. Yeah. Summit, a major mountain. Okay.

Kilimanjaro I have planned and looked into and I've wanted to I've wanted to summit Kilimanjaro I would also take Everest Base Camp up but it's not quite summiting but I would I'd like to visit Base Camp he's crushing on you right now he's giggling he's made him giddy

Okay, run a marathon. That's boring. Yeah, I'd like to do that in the next couple of years at least. Own a classic sports car. Fire sick. Yeah. Shit. Did John put that on his list, by the way? Roasted. I know. And fly a small plane or helicopter. Okay. Yeah. I've done that one. I've done one. Yeah, you've done that one. Yeah, I heard that. I was like so shocked. What? That you did that. Plane? Yeah.

I mean, you barely do anything, I'll be honest. It's still quite scary. No. How daunting. I feel like if you were like, I feel like you'll want to tick it off. I feel like you'll want to do it a few times so that you get to do more. They're just like, here's controls. Like you have control. Yeah. Because when I did it, it was literally like, we're in the air. Okay. You can take over. And I can kind of just veer. That's it. Yeah. Whereas, yeah. Yeah.

Okay, you want to go first? No, rate that one. Oh, yeah. I'm going to give that an 8.5. Okay. Because I felt like low-key, Nick's was more passion-led. Yeah. Yeah. I think Nick's was more great. Yeah. Yeah. Because I think like Marathon is like probably in yours as well. Yeah. Yeah. Very basic. Yeah.

I can't wait to hear yours. Whereas like, but also I think what's cool about Adams is like, I was going to say his actual, what he's already ticked off is probably greater than a lot of ours. So I was going to give it, but I can't get a higher rating because of what you've done because what's on your list. But you know, yeah, he's visited so many places. I'd give it higher, but,

8.5, we'll settle on that. Okay, okay. Let's do mine because for like, mine's not like, mine's actually quite basic. Sure, sure, sure. They're all very basic. Simon's up now, guys. Everyone watching, Simon's up. Simon's is just stuff he's done. Eat bricks. Try vegan sausage roll. I think I have 14 and I've done six of them. 14? Yeah. We asked for 10. So you've got eight? Yeah. Yeah. So the ones I've done were skydive.

On how many continents? Get a dog. Nice. I've always wanted my own dog. Very cute, man. Not a family. Yeah, very cute. Get married. Buy a house. And then, well, this is two but in one. Was play at Wembley slash Ellum Road. That's the other. Which one did you play at? Both? Played both. Both now, yeah. Well, I couldn't decide because I was like, Wembley's like the national one, if you know what I mean, but Ellum Road is Leeds. It's a shame you're not a better club because it'd be more like high end, you know? Like who? Old Trafford. Played there.

Right. Sure. Now what? Emirates. Played there. Etihad. Haven't played there. Not, you know. The new Spurs stadium. Obviously. The NRG stadium in Texas. No. Well then. Do you think most geese in the UK, they're on their bucket list is to play at their football team's club, do you reckon? Might be quite high. Do you hear about it already? No. I low-key think that

Like, I think you've got it on there because you've seen a bunch of like the days where people play on the pitches. You know what I mean? So you've seen it's way more attainable. I mean, I'm the sort of guy that if I'm taking photos on the side of the pitch, I'll try and put a foot on the pitch to be like, I've been on the pitch. Yeah, but you're going side of the pitch.

What's that? I'm saying you're getting to the point where you're side of the pitch. It's more, I just think it's cool to play at Old Trafford. No, 100%. I would like to play in front of a crowd there. No, I'm saying if you offered it to anyone, they would take it for their own football club. I'm saying the fact that it's on your list, it came to your mind, it's because you've seen other people do these days and you're like, oh, I'd love to do that day. Yeah, it was the Sidemen charity match. No, not like that. Okay, the other ones I have. Go to Six Continents.

have a child yeah okay you were meant to say tick at that point i've ticked it tick crazy uh run a marathon tick see the northern lights properly yeah not uk yeah like proper ones get a world record that of my own wow yeah we'll have a sideman one but i was like i want one that says one again

auto power off John you got it there we got one for it was when Jack Jack sucks a life did his video yeah got us all most viewers on a live sporting event on YouTube oh yeah sick yeah so we got that yeah and you've lost it now right I don't know but I've got the I've got the yeah the plaque but I want one of my own and we are planning on doing some sort of like world record football video I've heard about it so things possible

Thanks. Why do you sound so sarcastic about everything? Sorry, that wasn't sarcastic. Three peak challenge. Yep. I want to complete that. Yep. Yep. More mountains than you said. Just doesn't sound as cool when you say it. Fly first class, like a proper first class experience. So I've done like BA to like somewhere four or five hours away, but I want to go like a... Oh, like Casey Neistat.

Yeah, you know one of those ones where you get like... The Perth one. Yeah, the massive... Almost like a room. Room, yeah. Emirates, perhaps. Yeah. Emirates, yeah. Which I feel weird having in my bucket list because we've obviously flown on the plane JJ took us to Vegas, which... True. You have more than...

True. A first class flight. Yeah, true. But I want that experience. Yeah, I get you. And then the last one is a million pounds to M70. Sick. Sick. Which we're not close to, but. So, John, maybe you, when you get to the mill, you could put that into M70. Yeah. Sure, sure. Nice. Nice. That's my list. That was all 14. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Go on. Oh, man. I can tell you didn't crush on me as hard as Adam, so I'm expecting lower than that.

I just kind of like, yeah, hate it. No, I'm joking. I'm joking. No, no, no, actually, that's a pretty solid list. Okay. I like the charity one. Okay. I was really trying hard to try and find in my list a charity one, but I was just... You just don't care. No, I don't care. It's just like, nothing spoke to me enough. Maybe you can help me with it. But, no, solid list. You've done a lot of them, which is really good. I've done six. Yeah. Or five. Yeah. But also, I don't know, the first class one you could just do right now as well. Yeah, but then I have to go to the place.

No, but I know. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'll give it a...

Like a six maybe? Six out of ten. Wow, Andrew with John. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. It was underwhelming. You gave me, you asked for a bucket list. I gave you a bucket list. Can you say it again? Have I kind of forgot it already? Can you quick fire through it again? I think because you used so many that I'm like, I forgot what they were. I'll give you the ones I haven't done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, yeah. Go to six continents. Like that. Have a child. Run a marathon. See the Northern Lights. Get a world record.

Three peak challenge. Fly first class, million pounds charity. Yeah. It's very Danny Aaron's.

It's a bucket list. That's what I said. I said we're all, no one's unique and you're not either. So six out of ten. He made it up on the spot. 6.5. He said, I want to buy a hut in the village. You know what? Yeah, for real. I'll give you seven because you did actually, by the way, tell everyone to do this. Yeah. And you've been working on yours. I haven't. John just put it out his arse. Yeah, sorry. Yeah. Seven. I did it on a train journey, but seven. Seven. Okay, go on then. Right, here's mine, guys. So I want to do ten. I've got six, but I also have been going back and forth with some options. Okay.

So mine is number one is visit Seoul in South Korea. Seoul? Yeah. What's the reaction? Is it just shit? It's just, yeah. I was going to go to Japan, but I've done Japan. So I was thinking what's the next best one after that? Maybe Seoul. Okay. So your bucket list is to go to the second best place. Yeah. And I actually go and do a safari in Africa. Okay. Quite sick. Because I feel like I love safaris at Disney. Yeah. Imagine how much better it would be when they're actually from that gaff. Yeah. I'm just trying. I'm waiting for a non-basic one.

It's so shit. Learn Spanish. Learn and become fluent in Spanish. Write a book.

That's a rare book. This is actually taken from that website John linked like six months ago. The girl one? Yeah. Sorry, wait. What are you going to write your book about? Not sure, actually. Not sure. Could be like a... Would it be a fiction or non-fiction? When I was younger, I actually started writing a novel. If you want to read it to you. I've actually done like the first chapter. How long is it?

Well, like three, four pages. Not long. Okay. Can we get like a... It's a bit weird though. Can we get like a what's good like story time with Randall? Yeah, we can do that. A separate clip where you just read us the story. Sit by the fireplace. Yeah, we can put a fireplace. Oh yeah, we've got one. This next one. I was like chatting to AI back and forth and even that could inspire me. Meditation retreat.

Like a spa? Like a week spa? Go to a spa is on the law. No, no, no, like a proper like, you know, rehab sort of thing. Go to rehab is on the law. Yeah, man, like a proper like no phone, just like wilderness, you know. I'd like to actually, I'd actually like to attain a good Pokemon collection of a set thing. I put gold stars here. I've always like started collecting them. I never finished it. I'd like to finish it. Ace, 10 or even just raw, I don't mind.

but uh gold stars is like a subset of cards i like that and then uh then you start saying ones that you want to do what you've done i think a tour was something i always wanted to do i've kind of done that not my own but i still like a new age kind of my own yeah tour music and that's uh that's where i got to he kind of saved it with the pokemon until the pokemon one i was giving it a two and a half but it's like travel personal growth like fitness challenge like like uh marathon i'm not really i'm not i'm not really like maybe i'll do a marathon that'd be cool but i don't care i just feel like

You don't really care about learning Spanish. Like you're like, I'd love to learn Spanish. I try a bit. Do you like, have you? Dos. It's not. Uno. Dos. Tres. I just can't do the accent. It just makes me cringe. Can you, can you try for us, please? Um, say, say my name is Randolph. Where is the library?

Biblioteco. Ah. Biblioteco. Minam? Minam? Is it Minam? Yeah, Miamo. Yeah, Andrew. Okay. I can't do it. Donde es la biblioteca? Where? Where is the library? Yeah. Say that in like a Spanish accent. No, no, no. I can't do it. Go on. No. Even when I'm in a different country and I walk in and they go like, oh, bonjour. I go, bonjour. I can't do the accent, man. It makes it cringe. Anyway, um...

Then it was like, attend a Pokemon World Championship. Done that. Visit Pokemon Center. Done that. Attend a major festival. Don't really care. Visit historical sites. I like them, but I don't really care enough. Broadway show. Not really. Don't care about that. Museum tour. No. But do you care enough about learning Spanish for that to be on there? I do actually really want to learn Spanish. Okay. I want to be fluent in it. Going to a spa retreat for a week.

That was on here, man. It was just on here. It was just on the AI thing, man. By the way, I do want to have the... Okay, on my bucket list is to create a bucket list. To care enough to create a bucket list, yeah. I would have thought you'd had either a hole-in-one or shoot a par round or play a certain course. Something golf-related. True. I'm surprised at that. Fuck, man. The hole-in-one, I would argue against purely because that's so like...

You almost can't chase it. You don't chase it. Oh, I'd like to get one, but I'm not going to say like, I won't, I want to die. I don't want to die until I have one. Cause I, I'd happily not have one until I die because like it hasn't, it just didn't, it wasn't the right time. Um, maybe golf course. Yeah. Played a sick golf course. Augusta. There you go. Playing Augusta would be on my bucket list. Okay. Yeah. It'd be sick. Thanks, Nick. That's what I'm saying. I need help, man. You're adding points onto his bucket list. Make a billion pounds. No, not really. I mean, Jones was a good one, but I just feel like I've chased money so much in my life that like, you know,

Just sick of it now. Give it to John. Help me out. I need to get my bucket list done. Don't get me wrong. I still want to. No, I'm joking. I think that actually the Sapphire one's really cool. Sapphire one's really cool. Has anyone done a Sapphire? Of course he has. In Africa, Adam. By the way, Adam said I've done two. In Africa? Uh...

Oh, I think about it's actually three. Two in Africa, one in Asia. Was it sick? Yeah. It's fucking sick. One in Kenya. Where was the other one? I did one in Malawi and I did one in Sri Lanka. If you were to do one, where should you go? Specifically the place that I went to Kenya is the one. Have you been to any like in the UK?

No. Okay. Are there safaris in the UK? No, sorry. Sorry. Like, have you been to like a Disney sort of one? I did Animal Kingdom. Yeah. Okay, cool. I've done that one. And is it way better than that? It's substantially better. Because I love that, by the way. Yeah. No, it's... Yeah, the one that I went to is in... I can't remember what it's called. It's like the... It's like The Lion King. It's like... Fucking hell. I love that film. And yeah, it's unreal. I think there's the... I saw the...

or the last remaining grey rhinos and they've got like guards that are with them all the time I think it was Joe Rogan the podcast where I was listening to him and they were saying that like they've been on some safaris where like the guys the tall guys get a little bit too like close to the animals and stuff and they put you too close as well is it like that but is that part of the fun you reckon mate I don't think I was in that situation to be honest but I can see it happening yeah man especially like if you had which one I was one of them I was with like another group of guys

And they were just, like, they were drinking. And I think they were, like, they were giving the guy money. Right, right. Because they're, obviously, they're so comfortable that they probably think nothing bad's going to happen. But, obviously, we are not that comfortable. So, cool, man. I'm going to do a safari. Yeah? Whereabouts? In Ghana. Oh, wow. It was like...

It was like a place you stay that has all the animals there. I like that as well. Yeah. So it was like an infinity pool that you go in the pool and then you look over this area. That's cool as well. It's really cool. It was really cool. Yeah. We didn't do the full on tour round and stuff, which I do want to do at some point. I was wanting to do Animal Kingdom Lodge where you stay in your Disney hotel and drive folks around your room. That's cool. But I'd like to do it outside of Disney.

Like a real one. Can you do a real one where you stay like that and then go on to the tour? Yeah. I'm going to do that for a vlog. Coming soon. There is a special lodge. I think it's even called Giraffe Lodge. Sick. Job's done. Oh, it's Giraffe Manor actually, mate. Oh, Giraffe Manor. Where's this? Sorry. That's definitely not Kenya. It's a very British house, no?

yeah ah there you go this is where queen elizabeth was very very british and so yeah whoa whoa fucking hell i want to do that oh hold on i was gonna eat the kid i've been scared for a sec breakfast for the giraffe what the fuck wow cool i want to do that that's cool i'm gonna go to do it at a safari and stay in giraffe manor fair enough there's the one in

In England. Near London. See, it has a tube. The one me and Talia went to that has the lion room. I feel like they had a giraffe room as well. But that was really cool. But then I saw someone else go to it and it's got so much better since I went. Like your room has a big, like your window is the lion enclosure. Yeah. So we like, but they changed it so that the lion enclosure now is closer to the window. Okay. So before it was like the lions are there.

but they kind of just walk past you and then go sleep and now they're like now they sleep there that's sick yeah it's tough stuff man yeah no i like that a lot i think that um yeah no by the way guys i never thought my book list was good at all i just i don't know man i don't really i'm getting there give me a year and i'll be on it i reckon okay why do you think you've struggled to come up with a bucket list i don't care about it anymore i've told you it's been a problem recently i have no i don't care about it anymore it's too much but it's fine we'll get there

Okay, well... Truth meal. Bucket list. Yeah? Right now, it's really impossible to happen. Have a truth meal every month for a year. That was our resolution, by the way. That should be your... I was doing well. You should make that as a bucket list. Next... I can't control. Bucket list should be something you can control. I think... Well, you can control it. I can't because it depends on other people's schedules. You just go this date.

Troops meal. And you'll at least get like seven of them. Just me. It's still troops meal, but it's me. See, Ethan, that's on my bucket list. Again. See, Ethan, again. I don't know if it's real anymore. Well, the Olympics being in France. Yeah. We have a game to play. Okay. Basically, there's some French sayings. Yeah. And they've been translated. One of them isn't real. Okay. The French do make up a lot...

Adam almost fell off his chair. And he didn't even visit Antarctica. Alright. Okay. Could you say the top part, please? Me? Yeah. In French. Can I ask one question? Yeah. Is that thing one? It's two L's. I think it's I-L. Il? Okay. Il me que su le haircut. Haircut? Haricot. What? Haricot.

Not Japanese. He's running on my bean. What the fuck? So what do you think that could mean in English? He's running on my bean. Is that like a girl saying that? That's gross. That's crazy. Very stumbling. Yeah, no. It's someone who's got a coffee institute and someone's running all over the beans. He's running on my bean, grinding my gears. Oh, yeah.

Yes! Wow. He's getting on my nerves. Okay. Who chose this? Did you choose this style of fun? Avoir? How do you say that? Avoir le coeur de neuf. Yeah. To have the arse surrounded by noodles.

To have the ass surrounded by noodles. Can we, when we have to, okay, so we figure out if they're fake at the end? Yeah, there's only one fake one. Do we have to figure it out during it? No, just at the end. Okay, sure, sure. What do you think this means? To have the ass surrounded by the noodles. I think it means you pooed your pants, but like really thin poos. Nah, I don't mean that. Don't be silly, man. To have the ass surrounded by the noodles. You're in deep shit. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh, the opposite. This one's really lucky. Oh. To have the ass surrounded by the noodles.

Damn bro you're so lucky your ass is surrounded by noodles Yeah next one This is for you man To have the cockroach To have the cockroach To have the bug To have the bug to be ill Or to have the bug like you're on the Yeah you're trend To feel down We decide to be ill Cockroaches are low down Go on

Enfer tout un fromage. To make cheese out of it. That's just that. When life gives you lemons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kicking up fuss. Oh. Go back? Wait. To make cheese out of it. Oh, so cheese is like a fuss. Oh. Okay. That one's got me feeling a bit of a fakeness. Got Nick's name written all over it. And, oh. Ça. Did you say it like that? Ça. Ça. Ça ne casse pas trop.

It doesn't break three legs of a duck. That one's real. Have you heard that one? I feel like I've heard that before. I think. It doesn't break three legs of a duck.

Of a duck or off a duck? Off a duck's free. No, I know, but is it meant to say off a duck? It doesn't break three legs. Or is that the fake one? And that's a famous fake one. I've heard that before, but I may have heard it in a game like this. Yeah, you might have done this before. You do play a lot of games. It doesn't break three legs off a duck. Off a duck. I reckon it means like, you know, it's no water off the back or some shit like that. Yeah, it's no worries. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. We'll take that. We're actually really smart. Yeah, so now these are all done. No. Oh. Una more? Go on. Mind your onions. Oh my god! That word means onions. I just said onions. Nice. Surely, mind your business. Yeah, mind your business. Yeah. Class. That's perfect. You got perfect. Yeah.

Why not ask one? Having one's arse between two chairs. Can't make your mind up. Yeah. Yeah. It's gotta be. Yeah. You're so good, Simon. Yeah, you do this one. It gives me a beautiful leg. What? It gives me a beautiful leg. It gives me a beautiful leg. I like to eat turkey.

What? Are you still playing the game? I don't know, it's a hard one. What do you think? It gives me a beautiful laugh. Gives me an erection. That's what I thought originally. But no, go on. Not caring as it's not relevant to you. That's not even a saying. You gave me the hardest one. I've never heard that saying.

I don't think all of them have been sayings in English. That's what they mean. Oh, I thought they were sayings. Mange ton avant le brie. Eating your garlic before brie. Okay, like, you know, eating your cake before you eat it. What's that one where it's like... I know what you mean. It's something about like... What is the way you phrase that? It's like eating... Doing something before... Like out of order. Yeah. Having your cake and eating it too or something. All right.

Yeah. Sure, there you go, Simon. Simon's so smart, man. Thank God, there's so many of these. Okay. Don't push granny into the nettles. That's real, by the way. That just means don't push granny into the nettles. Yeah. Can we get the answer on that one? Oh. Okay, so you should push granny into the nettles. Yeah. All right. So one of those is fake. God, they were never ended. Okay. Hmm.

Okay. The ass noodle one was a bit sus. But it might be so weird that it could not be made up, you know? Sometimes it's so weird. I think the one that's made up is not too weird, because you've got to be really weird to get my ass in the noodle one. To make cheese out of it. I know what I'm going to put in. Should we judge it based on the English version or the French one? Well, one of them's just fake. Yeah, I'm sure. It could be easy to pick out the fake English one.

Who's... If you guys faked this, is it online? We faked it, yeah. Goddamn. Okay. Okay, I'm gonna say... I'm gonna lock in my answer. Onions. Okay. Okay. Okay, can you go through them again? Just slowly. That one was a bit sus. Okay, I'm gonna lock in a noodles one. It's just so fucking weird. It is...

This one. Eating your garlic before you'll breathe. Getting ahead of yourself. You made that one up. That was the only one, by the way, that I said. It wasn't actually a saying. Go back to them. Were they all sayings? Oh, was it like the English? English were all sayings, look. No, it wasn't like that. Oh. Not caring. Yeah, that's not a saying. It gives me a beautiful leg. Okay, well, we lost the game. Yeah, lost the game. Fucking hell. Okay, so, obviously, the Premier League is starting in a week or so. Thank goodness me. So...

We're going to do predictions next week. Yeah. But most teams have announced their kits. Yeah. I don't know what you think of Forrest's one, but the Leeds away kit is beautiful. The Forrest one is really nice. We'll get to it. Is it on there, Nick? It's Forrest's league, so it seems like. We'll get there. Yep. Cool. Right. What do you... Oh, sorry. It's really nice. It's very classic, but it's not like... Look at that. You don't like it, do you? What the fuck is that thing? That's our badge from like the 70s. History. History.

That's more history than your entire club. I hate that. Yeah, yeah. I love that kit. Can we get a non-biased opinion? Anyone like it, hate it? Rubbish. I actually like that one. Rubbish. Oh, three, two. The only person that agrees with you is John. Get fucked. John's my guy, deep down. I don't know why. It looks like a Norwich kit to me. You'd ruin it, John. We had it. Good. You'd ruin it now. So we're going to go through. Rate them out of ten. And we're going to see if we agree. That logo's crap. That logo's bad.

The logo's so shit right now. Shut your mouth right now. The old logo was sick. The Leeds logo was sick. The old one. That one was sick. We still have it on the home kit. Oh, that's a weight kit. Yeah. What's the home kit? The white one. That one. Oh, okay. Thank God. Okay. I can get one now. All right. Okay. You'll see a lot of clubs are doing that, making their third kit a different one. Sure, sure. All right. Let's run it. Or a weight kit. It's a weight kit, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Let's go. So firstly, Arsenal...

Should we rate it on all of them together? How well they've done. Ooh, their away kit. I like that one a lot. I'm going to go... Ah, the new badge. I know it's a boring rating, but I'm going to go seven. Yeah, I'm back seven. I'd go eight personally. Okay, I'll go seven and a half then. Seven and a half. Okay. Villa. You know what the thing is? I agree with it. A club just having a classic kit is their first. You bet it is. Keep going. Oh, there's only three. What's the last one?

It's only the home kit. Got you, got you. Okay, I'll give it a... I'll say seven. I'm giving it a five. Fucking hell. Six then. It's literally... It looks the same. It's fine. I know it's fine. Yeah. But five is fine. Sure, okay, sure. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. Bournemouth. Okay, that's the home kit. I like that, you know. Why is it like felt? Sorry, like... I like it. Ooh, I... I could give this... I'm going seven again. I'll go seven. You know what I love as well, by the way? Umbro. Umbro.

I love a bit of Umbro. A bit of classic football. Not enough clubs use Umbro anymore. There's a reason. Yeah. I like Umbro. Brentford. Umbro again. The away kit. Umbro's back, by the way. Okay. What color is it? Is the wall pink or are they pink? The kits. I think the point is it's the same. Sure. Okay. This is only the away kit. Again. Oh, third kit. Third kit. And home is going to be the regular. They don't have the third there, but as those two go...

I think it's seven and a half. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, seven and a half. I like that. I like the adventurousness. The home kit we didn't see just then. They're not changing their home kit. That's why. Oh yeah, 23, 25. Yeah, it's the same as last year. I keep it for two years. Don't like that. No, neither do I. Seven now. Yeah. You've lost your 0.5. Make a new kit every year, man. It's probably better for the fans though, to be honest. True. Brighton. Hold on. 7.5 still. It's good for the fans. Not spending money each year. Love that. Brighton. Yep. Yep.

Same, but similar. Okay. I like the fact it doesn't have the stripes on the back. Such a weird pick. Five. Six. Yeah. Five and a half. Chelsea. Before you go Chelsea, they usually bang it. Chelsea has some nice kits over the years. We don't need to see that. Yeah, why do you learn the website? Every time we don't need to see it. I don't care. We're just judging these. All right. Chelsea. Okay. Away kit.

I'm really on the fence of this. I love it. And I also love in fantasy football, the little icons have this Chelsea kit in it. I'm going to give, by the way, I'm going to go nine. I love this Chelsea kit. I love the fucking... This home kit, I'm really, really on the fence of it could be a four. I love that. What? It could be an eight. Bro, it feels like I've just packed the fucking tops parallel. This image right here, by the way, is exactly what it looks like when you pack someone in Pez. Like in the newer Pezes. What's wrong with that?

Could you get one more to the right? Let's do the last one. I like it, man. I'll give it an eight. I'm going nine, sticking with it. Okay, and a half? Nope. Crystal Palace? I could have gone four. Okay, this is... I'm going to be honest. I like that. Yeah, home one's good. I really like the home. Yeah. Keep going. I'm going to give it a five. Do you not think this one's very Leeds? Very Leeds United? Shut up. Shut up. Oh, the eagle net is sick, though.

I don't like it. I like the eagle in it. Okay, I'm gonna give this a... The Home kit I really like. Yeah, but the Awake kit's... Seven, seven, seven, seven. Everton. Ooh. That's pretty cool. Oh. What about the badge? Don't like that. Why was this trend of just putting a fucking shape on it? Also, are you allowed to swap your badge between Home and Awake kit? Who made this rule?

You mean who didn't make the rule? Yeah, true. Who didn't make the rule. I like that, by the way. Everything's kit's always been really, like, just blue for me, but that's got a little bit of shade to it now, a bit of shapes on it. I'll go six and a half. I'm going to give it a seven. I like that away one as well. Eight. Okay. Fulham. Oh, that's quite clean. That does look clean. That is clean. Okay. Considering Fulham's has always been very, like, just, you know, Scott. I'm still going to say it. Really? Yeah. I like that smart. I'm going to go eight for that top. I like it.

Ipswich. Oh, why? Are they sponsored by Ed Sheeran? Yeah, he's tall. Oh, man. He is Ipswich, so it makes sense. Yeah. That's pretty sick. I hate that kit, I'll be honest. Yeah. That blue kit, I don't like. I like the sponsor, kind of. I don't like the way it looks, but I like that he's sponsored. I don't mind that one. I'm going to go with five. Is it West Ham or what? Who are you? You know what I mean? Nah, five, yeah. Yeah. Leicester. Clean? I don't know, man. Sponsored by Pac-Man.

Why are they all stood that way? Like, go back. They're all like super, super straight. I like your picture. Every photo, they're all stood... So there's no creases, I think. Yeah, but then that's a bad shirt. They're all fucking stiff. I don't like these. That one's alright. It looks like a training kit. Yeah, I was going to say the same thing. It looks like a training kit. I'm going to go four. It looks like a Germany kit. Yeah, I'll go four. Fuck it, why not? Keep going, keep going. Liverpool. Okay.

I don't like that collar. I hate the collar. What is that? Like a fake collar but then it comes up? Three. Yeah, sure. City. That one's cool. That one's cool. That one's really cool. I'm not fan of that one. Yeah, I'm going to give a seven, but like eights and nines for the away in third. Yeah. Man United. I'm not loving that one. That one's cool. Yeah.

They do too much of these photography's don't they? Just let me see what the kit looks like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like the home one to be honest. The straps on the sleeves just look a bit... I'll give it a six. Yeah, I'd probably say the same on a six. United should be doing better than a six though. That's only our opinion. Newcastle, four. Oh, that one's really bad. That's three. I actually like that badge though. Badge is the best V badge. But three.

N-U-F-C. Oh, yeah. Now, yeah. You're the only ones with the old school logo, I think. Oh, no, it's not. Never mind. That's on the next kit. Got you. Got you. Got you. Forest. I mean, it's just a 10. No, I don't know. I like it a lot. What's the next one? Five. Why five? Why anything else? Because it's just... Exactly. You hear what you're saying? It's just... It's your club colours. It's just... It's got the three straps that United have got without the... Go back to United real quick. It's just...

See, the long... Oh, to be fair, it's Garnasch's fault. Maybe we've got that as well. The long sleeve where you've got a gap and then long... Yeah, it's just... It's average. I've been biased. Okay, yeah, it's nice though. Southampton. Two. That's horrible. Yeah. I'll give it a three just to be nice. Alright. Tottenham. I actually kind of like that. Yeah. I kind of like that a lot, actually. That one's indifferent. I'm indifferent about that one. Six. Yeah. I'll go seven for the home kit. Home kit bangs. West Ham.

Oh. I like that, actually. I don't like that one. I like Umbro this year. Pick up Umbro. Yeah. I love how they do it in the cafe as well. It's very West Ham. Very on brand. I like it. For that one, I'll go seven. Yeah? I'm going to go eight personally. Okay. Is that the end? No, Wolves. This is the last one, right? No, what is that? I don't mind it. I like the badge in the middle. No, I don't. Wait, go back to that last one. Just like... Okay, look.

I'd like put the thing in the middle, you know, put the badge and pseudo in the middle of it. Yeah, that would be cold then. Yeah. Four. Six. Six. All right. Yeah, but that's different. I don't know why that's different. It just looks better placed. Yeah. Well, it's because it's Nike. So you immediately think it's the shirt. Whereas pseudo, you're like, it looks like a brand. I think you're right. Who has the best? I'm going to go Chelsea, man. I love Chelsea's kit. Chelsea did get the highest rating, I think. I love Chelsea's kit, man. I don't know. I've just, yeah. Oh, someone's rated them.

Then you've got the America ones which are all... Fucking hell, they're fire. Yeah, they are nicer. Fucking hell, shame the league stinks. Fucking hell, I might buy some of these just to cut around him. You can get the matching shoots. Oh, yeah. Don't do too much, you know. That was really nice. Timbers was really nice. That was nice. Primarily you've got to do this, man. They are starting to. Yeah, yeah.

To be fair, in England, you probably struggle with their history. You've got to balance history versus where the Americans can do what they want. I saw a thing today that was like,

over half the teams in the premier league and are sponsored by betting companies yeah that is crazy and also by the way sponsors ruin kits as well like forest kit would be so nice if that was a sponsor yeah some of those kits that you get would be way higher if it wasn't a fucking god awful sponsor in the middle yeah also make your logo better you know what I mean yeah or just make a different logo once you sponsor a team yeah true you know what I mean

Stakes was quite nice but still a betting company oh that's why they're all getting in this year and next year from the start of 2026 2027 you're not allowed to have a betting company they must have watched the podcast

Why? Because we've just said that. They've already announced it. Yeah, it's just not a good message. Because especially, like, there's so many kids wear these shirts. Well, Forrest said that we didn't have anyone to sponsor yet, and it was the best kit ever because it's blank. Yeah. And we were waiting for a bidder, that's why. It's not like a noble thing. I really like the whole Ed Sheeran thing of, like, sponsoring it with his tour. Yeah, I just didn't like the tour logo. I didn't like the logo. Make it a bit smaller. Yeah. Keep going. Yeah. That's cool, though. Yeah.

That is really cool. That's so sick as well to just be able to like... Not even like his song or his... Sorry, not even a song title, not his album, just a fucking tour. Yeah, yeah. Isn't the tour done now? So it's like, yeah, I've been on tour. Sponsor that. Don't even need the money now. It literally doesn't promote anything now. Yeah, yeah. The tour is done. It's like me rocking up with New Age on my top. Fucking years ago, mate. Yeah, pretty similar. Uh...

Yeah, just maybe just grossed like maybe five billion less. His one, by the way. Right. Well, I have nothing else to talk to you about. I wish tomorrow was Thursday. Why? I'm playing Theo on Thursday. Me and Theo head to head in golf. Oh. Who's going to win? Well, this is next week's episode, right? Shit, yeah. I'll be on holiday. I've already played against Theo. Damn. Did you win? Yes. Damn.

My slice is back, you know. You know how I fixed it in Greece? Yeah. It came back in a big wedge. Unibethia or anything. It was meant to be a grand before. I feel like you should put something on the line of like... I want it to be more than grand. Yeah, I don't want it to just get tired after a while. The loser has to go on the other one's podcast. Yeah, down for that.

Yeah, I think Theo loses either way. I think so, yeah. I think so. I think I'm on one of the most viewed pitch side full podcasts, but Chris MD's on as well as Theo. I think that's why, you know. They hate Theo so much. Yeah, it's a mix of having Chris MD and no Theo. I'm bottom of that list, yeah. I just got lucky.

Alright guys, thanks for watching this one. Appreciate it. You got to hear about all our bucket lists and my lack of. Me and John, John we've got to do a bit of work I think, you know. Yeah, we'll come up with proper ones. We should do, at some point, we should create a bucket list that you have to make like five or ten things on your bucket list, but none of them can be generic things. Okay, sure, yeah. So as in like none of them could be... Wait, can we get like a top hundred most bucket list things and then they can't be that. So it's at least objective.

Yeah. Or there's like a, I don't know, there's like a forfeit if you have too many that people agree. Yeah, I'm down for that. You know, if I say like, oh, run a marathon. Yeah. And everyone's like, no, too basic. Yeah.

Oh, and also, I think we didn't mention it on the podcast. John, looking good, by the way, so far. A little update on that. Oh, thank you. Looking really... I'm trying. Lost a stone, you said? I've lost a stone in, yeah, just over three weeks. 14 pounds? So what's that, like 7kg? Yeah, it was 6.6kg. And you look slim as well. I'm trying, man. I'm trying. I'm going to get there. I'm going to take Simon's money. And you've got July, August. So you've still got a little bit of time. Three months. Okay, now you might do it. You're like a month in, basically, right?

Yeah, essentially. A quarter of the way. Yeah, give or take. Nice, I'm enjoying this. It's a six pack basically, right? So by... Fine, I'm ready. You said fine, I'm ready six pack. Yeah, by maths, you should have like one and a half packs right now. I don't know. Do I...

No, apparently not. Snowpack. That's a really sad shake of the head from Nick. No, apparently not. Apparently not. Not yet. It's coming. All right, we'll get some more updates soon. All right, thanks for watching, guys. Much appreciated, as always. And we'll see you on the next one. Bye. Peace, peace, peace.