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production like okay that was great could you guys go out and do that again please and we me vick and jj will go like why who would you go by the way would you go theo or chris hundy they're earning about three million dollars just from episode one everything feels so tense right now we'll be having this conversation now just go stop stop stop stop ksi is is it's finished actually careful simon don't get caught up in anything naughty here

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Didn't get it? No, I get it. I get it. The drink. I completely get the joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I never knew what it meant. I just know that it's there. Yeah. So the first thing to talk about today is that KSI is finished, actually. He's beefing Messi. Yeah, yeah. Him and Messi are having a little bit of an argument, a little bit of a bantering back and forth. Essentially, if you don't know, JJ brought out a drink called Prime. It's doing really well. People are saying it's worth billions of dollars and pounds and stuff. But then Messi's like, you know what? You're KSI. You're tiny. I'm going to do the same thing. Actually,

Actually to be fair It doesn't look as nice They've copied it But it doesn't look as good Too much text on it

By the way, this is honestly such a rip-off. I think it's fine. Okay, I don't know what's right or wrong, but obviously it's okay for Messi to bring out a hydration drink. Everyone's bringing out drinks, right? But it's the same colour that they use on all the... The blue's always been the main one, in my opinion. I see it most often. Yeah, I feel it. The text is literally the same. And even that 16.9 fluid ounce feels the same. No, that's the exact same. Is it? Yeah.

yeah and then a positive hydration it's just and i get loads of people gonna say oh yeah but it's just saying saying how much is in the bottle yeah yeah yeah but like where it says berry copper crush at the top yeah that's what can we get a prime bottle quick yeah i get oh in here do we have one of the big one one in there might not be to scale yeah but the fact that even bringing out the cans that's also the old isn't that the old bottle it's the old uk bottle where it's changed now yeah it's changed now

By the way, obviously this is wrong to do, but actually no, it's the same. Ribbed. Okay, it only says hydration 500 milliliters. Oh, wow. I swear it's always said. That one over there says fluid ounce. Oh, no, hold on. That's the American version. Yeah, fluid ounce is more American, I think. Yeah, in Britain we don't say fluid ounce. Okay.

So can we go up to the bottle again at the top? I mean, the thing is, if you... This happens a lot, right? You know, you have a drink or a beverage or a brand in, you know, America, UK, and then you just take it to a different country. But I'm not sure on the legality of this. It does seem bad. It does seem wrong. Imagine if it turned out that...

prime had a percentage of this that'd be goated yeah but yeah no one ever knew and the beef was part of the wow the campaign yeah that'd be smart that'd be smart so messi's you know released this everyone's going that's prime including jj we're gonna now do this whole thing of like look messi's copying us messi does the thing back and forth and then what's that they've been working together all along amazing i would love to see it i think that's also that is true

We didn't know. No, we don't know anything anymore. JJ doesn't talk to us. No, he does. Hold on. I want to ask you first and foremost. Are you alright? How's life going? Good. Yeah. I feel like I've not seen you in a while. Oh, you were away, weren't you, for your anniversary? Yeah. How was that? It was nice. Were you ill over that period? I was, yeah. That sucks a little bit. Yeah, not too bad. Like,

I'm ill now but it's just like I cough and I need to blow my nose I hate that when you sound more ill than you are because everyone's like oh I'm so sorry you're like fuck off man oh we were talking about pleasantries do you like pleasantries? when I walked in here John was like do you like pleasantries? give me an example oh hey how's it going man how's your weekend?

Depends who it is. Yeah. That's the best answer actually. Well, I can tell if it's a genuine, like if you asked me how something was, I don't think that's a pleasantry. I think you're actually kind of interested. Yeah. Like if I say to you, did you go back to Nottingham this weekend? Yeah. How was it? Yeah, but that's a nice way to ask. I hate people who go like, oh man, how was your weekend? That's what I hate. Yeah.

Yeah, but then... If you go, if you go, a weekend, was it alright? I'm like, yeah, it was alright. But, like, I hate when people... Right, okay, this is what it is, right? When people, you can tell they actually don't care, which is what you're saying, but they over-exaggerate by making it sound like they care. And I'm like, look, we both don't care. Let's just skip that, you know? Well, it's like, oh, how was your weekend? Yeah, it was good. Oh, what'd you do? Oh, not a lot. Oh, yeah, just one of them chilling ones. Yeah, yeah. I also lie as well. Do you? Yeah, it's like when you get an Uber... What did you do this weekend?

I'll tell you. I was with Harper this weekend. You lying? No, I'm not lying. Okay. Now you're making me think I'm lying. You know when you walk out of a shop and you think, have I stolen something? But you know you haven't. It feels like that. No, but like, when you get an Uber, people ask me, what are you doing at Uber? I just never say what I do because it just leads to more questions. The same thing as well. I could have the best weekend ever. Really, really like, don't know the store. It's been so fun. And I'll just say, nah, nothing much, man. Just chilling. Because I know...

I'm a bit of a prick to be fair by the way guys I'm really really nice but I just don't care about little shit like that okay so you don't like pleasantries I don't I like there needs to be a different word I like when you say you had a good weekend I like that but I don't like it when it's obviously fake

So it depends who it is. It depends who it is, but it depends on the use of it as well. To me, a pleasantry is not asking how your weekend is. That's just a question. The pleasantry is the, oh man, how was your weekend? What did you get up to? That's pleasantry. Me just going, how was your weekend? Is normal. Are you inferring that you don't like it when it's insincere? Yes, but it's when it's so...

you know, this is Randy Waffle. It's when they're like, when they're trying really hard to be sincere, but it's clearly not. Yeah. So basically, if someone you've never met before starts saying like loads of questions about your weekend, it's like, we're never going to talk again. Yeah. You don't really care how my weekend was. The more sincere, you don't, like you don't talk to the Uber driver or taxi. You don't talk to taxi driver. I do. Oh,

I wish I didn't. Yeah, I try not to. But you can have, I've had Uber drivers where like, they start talking and I'm like, you know, it's actually a great conversation. But like, there's times I'm like, please just, I'm just trying to like, do work. I'm just going on TikTok. It's my little bubble right now. What's your go-to questions for the Uber drivers? I don't ask them questions. Never. Never, ever. Ever, ever, ever, ever. Never, ever. Do you?

Yeah, always. Every time. What do you ask? I always end up asking them where they're from and what's up and what's the government like there? I don't know. What's the government like? No, I mean, listen, it makes you sound like a really horrible person, but sometimes... It's like an introvert thing, isn't it? I'm like, it's weird because I feel like people who say, oh, I'm an introvert or extrovert, everyone's both and it's like a percentage of either. It's like a spectrum. We're all on that spectrum.

Probably the worst way to put that. Also, one thing I want to bring up is I saw Chris and Dee's tweet the other day which said we're two and a half weeks away from the days getting shorter again. You know about that? I thought it was... I was in with two and a half weeks away from the longest day being over. Yeah. I thought he was saying the clock's changing. I'm like, no, that's not fair. But by the way, we are in June right now. This...

It's been a really bad summer so far. Yeah. We've had like two days of nice weather. Yeah. Literally. So I hate to depress you all, but I think golf is worse, you know, because obviously the weather starts to improve much earlier than the golf weather starts to improve. It's so soggy and stuff. So I'm like waiting for peak golf weather and,

And it just, it's going to be here for like two weeks and go again. So I actually do think the UK is a scam. I think the country is a scam. The older I get, the more, I have been someone in my entire life where I'm like, you know, I'd love to just stay in the UK. But actually the older I get, I'm like, you know, I don't like it here.

Maybe that's because I've changed my life's changed now. You've been to Texas too many times. Fucking love it there, man. We know. You know, I left actually. The day I left, it started thunderstorming and hail as big as like baseballs started falling. Google it. I want to see them. We had that, Simon, when we drove down to Big Ben's National Park and it dented the top of the car.

Apparently we had that. I remember that. You know what, Nick's the one guy who does the pleasantries. I had the best Uber at home after the football. He booked the car and he texted me like, this guy needs five stars. He's the best driver ever. It was honestly, he was so interesting. What made that drive good?

He was chatting, laughing. He say he, should I give you, I could give you a story if you want. Like is the story worth it? It is. So, so he, um, emigrated with his family to Finland from Africa when he was 13. Okay. So he grew up and from 13 to 22 in Finland, learn, speak Finnish culture, everything.

And then when he was 22, he moved to London, became an Uber driver now for the last four years. And he said last week he was driving and he said it finally happened where a Finnish girl got in, got on the phone, started speaking in Finnish, complaining about her boyfriend. He said 20 minutes later, hung up the phone in English then, I'm so sorry about that. Just calling my mum. And he said he responded in fluent Finnish. Don't worry about it. It's fine. And she said her face dropped.

Because he had just listened for 20 minutes about her complaining about her boyfriend. Mad. Like, that's a good story. Like, I obviously don't tell it as well as he does. That's crazy. That's crazy, bro. That's crazy. And then we just started speaking about Finland and saunas and stuff like that. He's quite interesting. Interesting.

Five stars, 100%. That does not change. That would immediately make me go like, that was the sickest drink. I reckon it happens so much, you know, like that language thing. Probably in Spanish. Spanish is obviously so widespread. Texas Sunday, six inch hail. Okay, here we go. This is no picture there. Oh, fucking hell. Wait that one. Jesus. Press play. No, it's just a video picture. Okay, cool. Fucking hell.

Why did they do this man? Is that a reference? Why is a teacup there? But where's the Where's the hail? I think they must be talking about it on the news show So if you go up it was like 6 inches Yeah I was going to say the hail in the background wasn't the scale Yeah exactly Exactly

But that's just, that's crazy. But no, but I was gonna say, Nick, you're, but the thing is, you're one of the people who do the pleasantries, but you, I know you mean it. You know what I mean? I know you mean it. But people do what you do, but don't mean it. Yeah, I know what you mean. Because they'll forget too quick. Yeah. Yeah. Rest your week good. Wait, so where did this... I walked in, John just asked me. Yeah, but when I walked in, you said something about pleasantries. Me? You too, John. Oh.

I said something about pleasantries and said a certain name. Did we? Yeah. Do you know the name? Yeah. Just say it. You said Ethan and Pleasantries.

Oh yeah no it's because I had this debate with Ethan Ethan also does not like pleasantries I could have guessed that If John was talking to me I would have just not listened to it at that point I didn't know why it had come up Yeah I mean Ethan is Oh this then leads into my next Where I brought this all up I'm not sure if I put it in the podcast last week You can let me know if I did Everything feels so tense right now I think I did bring it up It's really tense It's really strange

The chat just, yeah, every message has like this, not from anyone in particular, just every message in our group chat has this like underlying like, is anyone going to take this wrong? Like, I don't know what's going on. It feels really weird. No one feels like friends right now. I think we've got a meal coming up soon, so hopefully we actually do that. Yeah. It'd be nice just to get, because obviously, but Bez wasn't in Vegas either, so it's like, we haven't had everyone together. And by the way, I'm not talking about Bez here. No, no, no, I'm saying any message. Anything, yeah. From everyone. Oh no, then there's a whole, uh,

There was a big argument in there with JJ's stuff about Sidemen and people doing... We should probably talk about that in the future when we can. It was about promoting stuff. People were saying certain people promote things less. Well, we can say that. JJ said that he was talking about Inside and he was like, oh...

certain man haven't even tweeted it or retweeted it. Well, then you put a picture of your Twitter and mine and Toby's. Two people who don't use Twitter anymore. I enjoyed mine where Toby was like, I don't even tweet and I pulled up his Twitter and it's like 150,000 tweets. I'm like, what the fuck? And I was like, bro, you know I don't use Twitter. Yeah, yeah. He literally took a screenshot of my Twitter, my last post,

was like four days ago it was an ad yeah before that was like 12 days ago yeah it was an ad yeah it was like clearly and then you know how close i was to doing an insta story and going like certain man haven't even put it on their story yeah you should well yeah i mean you know no he actually did put on a story after me fair but again it's not like when we say all this it's just friendly stuff but um it has felt very tense i've been i've been sometimes scared to say things you know yeah i feel that because you know when you you know when you like jokingly like

What's the word? You jokingly bring up a sensitive topic. I'm actually scared to do that now because it's real. Yeah. You know, usually, I can't believe someone said this. You know, you put that in there, but now I'm actually like, I don't want to say that because it's true.

But also I think people are like Also enjoying life There's also people travelling around a lot So it's like Yeah Everyone's doing their own thing Would you consider yourself A Disney adult? Disney adult No no no No? No I don't know if you've seen The TikToks of the Disney adults Yeah They're mental Yeah I am someone who You do love Disney I do love Disney And you did go recently Yeah

You went recently? I went for a day. The vlog stunk. It was really strange. I was at the Pokemon thing. I was like, you know, I've got to go to Disney because it's a great vlog. It didn't do very well, but I'm not sure if it was my execution of it or if it's just Disney. I thought it was pretty cool. I clicked a video of Disney World. I think you're on a verge of being a Disney adult. No, no, no, no way. Who did you go to Disneyland with?

Why are you asking me that? Well, if it's, you know, you went with Harper, that's fine. On your own is a bit Disney. Do you know I went on my own? I am going to go to Disneyland with Harper soon though. I'm going to do that. Wait, did you go on your own? Did I know this? Yes, I did everything on my own. No, you're a Disney adult. That's wild. No, I'm not. No, no, no. Oh my God. We have to talk about this. No, John, he's going with Harper.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me be clear. Right, hold on. Do you guys know what... Pull up Disney adults, man. Pull it up. They're mental. They're sort of in... They're mental. Oh, you had the best chance ever to just pull up, isn't it? You did, yeah. Click the top one. The top one seems good. Mate, Randy, I'm going to be real. I don't think even Disney adults go on their own. I think they go with other Disney adults, so... Hold on. I need to collect my thoughts here because there's a real difference between what I did and... What I did?

And also, by the way, you know, because what happened, I went to Disney and me and Harry were driving to golf the day we went. And he was asking me about Disney. And he put in a chat, Randy sold me on Disney World. I didn't at one point go to him. By the way, you should go to Disney World. He said, oh, it sounds like a good trip. He's like, oh, maybe I'll go one day. And I was like, yeah, you should go. Or we should all go. It'd be great.

Gang trip, by the way. So you're trying to get everyone else to go. No, no, no. But like, that's just, I wouldn't bring it up because I know people would be like, nah. But when people put their nose up about the Disney aspect of it, it's just wrong because you're ruining yourself on a great trip. But the Disney adults are mental. They're actually like, they're children who go, they get every pin, they do all that. It's like, it's just obscene. And if you watch the TikToks of them, it's mental. They're literally children. I go just to enjoy a cool theme park. Like you go to Thorpe Park, that's the same way I would go to Disney.

Literally So when you went to Florida Yeah And you went to Disneyland Yeah You've been to Disneyland in Florida It's Disney World There we go I know, I know But that's I knew you were trying to do that But that is also The chat He got so You got so angry Well you know It's Disney World But it is Disney World Disneyland is in Paris Or California But like I don't know the other ones I don't know the other ones I don't know the Japan ones And all that stuff But like on a real Why would you call it the wrong thing? It's just annoying You know

Disney's fucking sick Disney Springs is really sick it's a great how much does it make it's one of the best

Holiday spots ever. They've got great hotels there. Why has Nick's eyes just opened? What have you seen? Just someone saying that apparently there's actually a dating website for Disney adults. Yeah, bro, bro, bro. This is not related to me, but I've heard Disney World is like a proper spot for like swingers, you know. Really? Properly, yeah. I've heard this. Deep dive into Disney adults. The Disney adult problem. You've got to remember, there's like 15 Disney World hotels in the complex. Yeah.

In Orlando, you've got Universal. You've got all the restaurants there. International Drive. It's a sick place. Oh, that did... Yes, Splash Mountain was one of the best rides. It's gone now. Now it's Tian or something.

Have you guys seen the Disney adults in Japan? Their obsession with the B-Max ride. I can't remember what movie B-Max is from. My Hero. Super Hero 6. Big Hero 6. Yeah. They are super obsessed with the song and the character who stands and dances next to the ride. So they'll go there for up to eight hours a day and dance at the ride. Wow. Sounds like you.

No, I didn't. Okay. By the way, when I went, I went for three hours and I had to speedrun around the whole Magic Kingdom because I didn't have much time. I had three hours. So I spent $200 just to walk around, eat like five food things and leave. Did you get a vlog? I got a vlog, but it stunk. I wanted to originally go into all Disney World parks in one day because there's like five of them. Just for fun. Yeah, but it'd be cool, but I just didn't have enough time.

Bro, there's some sick rides there. Animal Kingdom is sick as well. You can see Safari. Now you're just selling it. Did you wear the Mickey ears? No, but I did buy... I bought three Mickey Mouse golf balls.

Which is pretty cool. He was trying to pitch us to play the Disney course as well. I wasn't trying to pitch you that. Harry was... Okay, so Harry was talking about Disney World. He was Googling it and he found... He found two... Yeah, he found two golf courses. That's what you're for. Google it. Disney World golf course. They're actually sick golf courses. You've got to remember, people go to Disney for a holiday. And there's stuff for everyone. So obviously there's kids rides and shit. And there's stuff for regular adults, not Disney adults. But the golf course is a normal golf course. He's just defending it a hell of a lot. That's all I'm saying.

I guarantee a whole holiday with all those lot, like partners included, will be sick. It'll be so good. What are you doing now? Oh, okay. That was a golf course. Don't worry, don't worry. We'll move on. Listen, I didn't bring this up. You brought this up.

Randy can't say anything bad either because next time he goes Disney the Disney adults might shout at him I don't care I hate Disney adults I would literally someone asked me by the way at the Pokemon convention one of the questions they asked me one of the people who do shorts they asked me what's worse Pokemon adult or Disney adult and I said Disney adult so let's just be real here maybe that's because you're both fuck

I wouldn't go to them now I'm neither anyway listen man what's next what else have you done in the last week oh man went to see Harper since golf I haven't done a podcast I haven't really done much but I've done a lot of work actually I hired someone for Poker Run it's pretty big made a sick process for Poker Run oh man it's so cool so you can so like obviously I'm working remote from the warehouse now so one location can scan cards in

another location can receive those cards and then price them all up and upload them to Shopify in one go which is pretty revolutionary and then well I'm the third location but that's me doing hopefully I can do nothing but that's me setting it up that's what I was doing yesterday so hard to vlog when you're setting stuff like that up though because I'm just sat in my room yeah

The only thing I went out was to get a coffee. And in that moment, I was saying I should get a coffee machine to stop having to go out and get coffee. Try, try to stay inside challenge. Oh, because speaking of inside, we can talk about inside. Since, since last podcast. Yeah. We play golf. Yeah. Yeah. Uh,

I went to the Champions League final. Yeah. That was good. That's pretty good. We can talk about that. Good game, actually. I went away, which we spoke a little bit about. Yeah, sick. And then I also saw the Beta Squad A&P match. Yes, as well. Inside. Yeah. I was with Harper for the Beta Squad match. I had it in the background. So I only saw a few moments. But this is a pretty fun game. So I've watched...

I watched like the very, very start of it. Yeah. I was watching the stream and I watched the time, like two minutes in it. And then I've watched the highlights. Yeah. View on anniversary holiday. That's why, you know. But it looked amazing. Yeah. Six all. Yeah. That's a good game actually. And then there was pitch invasion. Yeah. Do you think they wanted pens as well? Did they try to get to pens or not?

I'm going to be honest. This is going to make me sound like a hater. I think so. Yeah. It's not a bad thing anyway. No, but I think like the last couple chances, if you go on the highlights, there's a couple chances towards the end and like the 93rd minute that looked like they were like,

yeah yeah let him score yeah but I think also even when the Simon match was the last Simon match when it was like 8-7 or whatever it was obviously people weren't faking it or whatever but everyone wanted pens even both sides wanted an equalizer I was hoping Theo scored his free kick yeah yeah but at the same time it was like

pie wasn't going to just let him score exactly exactly yeah uh yeah six all then the pitch invaders ran on yeah it's a tough one really because it's like it didn't seem like there was enough stewards to stop it and yeah and also i don't know it's tough like i mean i get obviously i get their frustration with it like it just ruined the game especially if you've got pens on a trophy celebration like it happened with simon like it just ruined it but um it's always going to happen unless you stop it if that makes sense so it's like

But they had some good goals. Yeah. They had some bad goals. Yeah. AJ Shabil's, for me, was like goal of the game. Ashton Shabil, I haven't seen all the goals. Can we pull up the highlights? Yeah. Technical difficulties. AJ's goal was really good. Yeah. And then...

Do you know who the mystery player was? So they had a mystery player. There's a lot of speculation. There is, but do you know who it is? Do you know? I don't know. Oh, well, I mean... Okay, so it wasn't Eze, because Eze is with England right now. Yeah. I think a lot of people say Jez Spence, because his sister was there. Yeah, that's the name I've heard. By the way, Jez Spence, absolute baller. Well, he was at Forest, and he... He was at Leeds, wasn't he? Did he end up at Leeds? We saw him to Spurs, then he got loaned out, and I think he got loaned out to Leeds as well. Here we go.

I would have gone, wow. That was just like Payet's free kick. Curl on that. So I didn't see the game. The only thing is these angles, like they've shown the replay and they've only used the same angle. Yeah, okay. Like I want to see that from full. Different ones, yeah. But yeah, that was a great goal. And then Sturridge came on for the last 10 minutes. I know he was like kind of...

Well, obviously, it's not going to fool Pell, but it's just a fun game. But you know what's crazy? When you see a professional on there, it's so out there. Even the mystery player, it's so much better. It's so moving to see from what it shows.

For the first like half hour, I don't think he can see through his mask. Yeah, you know. Because he's like looking down and trying to control the ball and he can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I think he fixes it. Okay. And from that point on, it's literally like, if he wants to score, he can. Yeah, yeah. Sketch had a penalty in the first two minutes. I saw this. Yeah, I saw the start because I was with Harper, so obviously I wasn't really watching intently.

I mean, the whole thing seemed like it until the pitch invasion. Yeah. Seemed like it went amazingly. Yeah. You've got a close game. You've got like 12 goals. Yeah. A draw. Yeah. You've got a bunch of people, you know, like Chris got a goal. Sharky got a goal. AJ got a goal. Like you've got so many people scoring. It's not just like, you know.

You haven't just got one person scoring six goals. Some good names in here as well. Like a lot of fun people. Like that Ray was playing, which is kind of funny. Sketch, obviously. The jinx he was going to play, I'm hearing. But he broke up with his missus. You can tell if he wants to, he can. Yeah. And also, he's like, how do I explain this in a way? He's not even... Who was that? That was Agent. No. Yeah, I think...

That's Duke. Yeah, AMP had about 12 chances from 10 yards, well, five yards out and missed every single one. It's good they had Mystery Player though because obviously he...

Obviously, A&P, because they're American, obviously they're not as used to football as everyone else, so it's nice to have that good player there. I mean, they had a couple of good players anyway. They had Chris, they had Ginge. When I heard mystery player, I thought it would be like mystery until you start, but it's just never revealed. What happened then? Gideon just jumps at the ball and just... He did it last time, didn't he? He almost picked the ball up for... Oh, this penalty I wish Kai had scored. It's almost the most insane penalty. Did he score any penalties?

Oh, wow. Wow. That's not bad, actually. Yeah, for a... But the fact is, if you looked at the score after like 30 minutes, it was still 0-0. Yeah. And you'd think, oh, no goals. But honestly, there was 25 chances. Yeah, yeah.

It's really entertaining. The whole thing was really entertaining. Yeah, it is a shame about the... Pitch invasion. Yeah. Because it also didn't really resolve the actual game. That's the worst part. Yeah, well, they do an interview at the end and it's them saying, like, we need to run it back. Or maybe we should do it in America this time. Yeah. Well, a lot of speculation. I wasn't sure if it was, like, our speculation or widespread, but I always thought it's going to be, like, okay, football, then basketball. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. Or they're just going to do football.

They might just redo a football match, I guess, and do an MV. There's definitely a lot of American good footballers as well, right? Yeah, but I think they're trying to keep the world they're in. Yeah, sure, sure.

Well, speaking of pitch invaders, there was one at the Champions League final. There was two. Oh, right at the start, wasn't it? Yeah. And it's because apparently a Russian streamer offered anyone... Melstroi. Melstrom. Melstroi. Melstroi. He offered people 300k if they could get on the pitch wearing his name on their t-shirt. Oh, wow.

And two people did it. Mad. So yeah, he paid them 600k. I don't know. I feel like this is all starting to be capped because it's the same one who started trying to say, I'll pay you however much to get KSI to follow me. Oh, is it him? Him. You know what's really funny? Is that like...

You know, most of us read that and we're like, oh, but a few people were like, I think they didn't really think about it. I got so many messages about it. Yeah. Like so many being like, hey man, would you actually mind asking JJ to do this? For people that are in the space? Yeah. Okay, jokes, jokes. And I was thinking to myself like, one, I'm not doing this. And two, it's probably not real. And two, if JJ does now follow him...

It's going to then go like, oh, JJ's going to say, oh, Simon asked me to do this and he got asked by this person who got asked by this person. It wasn't just JJ though, it was loads of people. It was Mbappe, it was Speed, Mr Beast, they all did it. Yeah, he goes through it, doesn't he? He goes through it. He also paid some first person to go to the top of Mount Everest with a flag with him on. He sent him a meal and some Sherpa did it. Mad. So how, where does this money come from?

I think he's the biggest streamer in Russia, so whatever that means.

a mill though a mill you know he's a controversial Don though he's very controversial is that him or the guy wearing the shirt that was the guy wearing the shirt right no one chased them yeah they literally got on and they managed to go take a photo kind of run around for a little bit and then eventually I think they even made it off the pitch maybe I don't know but maybe sports games and football games are thinking that's the matter now maybe because I reckon once you start chasing someone it's always some like big steward who's never going to catch them

If you start chasing it, it becomes a game. Whereas if you just let them go on and have their fun, they're probably going to walk off. Yeah, but then they go for the players. Yeah, true. And it's like the whole point is they're going to stop. Because you never know what they'll do to the players. They might just go on and get a photo. True, true. If he's a, you know, if he was a Dortmund fan, he'd go up to him. He'd be like, Josh, and just, you know, push him over. That's what happened in the MP one. Okay. They just grabbed someone. Got you. Oh, the guy who jumped on? Yeah. I saw that one. But, yeah, that game. What was I going to say? You were there.

Yeah, good game. It was a good game. Harper was like, she's getting to this age now where she refuses to, she can't hold like a baby. So she refused to go to bed. And if you leave her on her bed, she just messes around. So I was struggling to get into bed. Watched the first bit on my phone with her. And then I was like, you know what? It's like this. So I went downstairs and just watched it with her. She fell asleep watching it. So I saw like the end of like the set there from 30 minutes onwards.

So it's a long-winded way to say I saw bits of it. I saw the first half where Dortmund were all over them. Yeah. And everyone in the chat was like, oh, it's a boring game. I was like, it's not a boring game. I don't think they said that. Yeah, I saw from people saying it's boring. Yeah, on Twitter they were saying it's boring. I mean, the first 10-15 were pretty boring. And then Dortmund started finding openings and stuff. First half should have scored like three or four goals. Not even like...

It's the Real Madrid way though. Yeah, no, yeah. I will say, the Real Madrid still deserve to win though. The way it works, they were just the more mature team, if you will. But Dortmund did give it a good go. And Mbappe is now at Madrid, so they waited until that game to announce it.

I think some Arsenal fans still had some thought. Yeah. No, no, no. He's still coming. Even after Fabrizio tweets, they're like, no, there's still a chance, but no, he's gone. That's going to be dangerous. Yeah. That's all they were missing. Yeah. And they weren't really missing that anyway, anyway, because they're still scoring goals. It is weird though, that every team, every team that got sponsored by Prime. I know, it's true. Like,

Bayern yeah they Bayern Arsenal Dortmund but then also Dortmund is one way it's like obviously they didn't win the league but Dortmund did get to the final you know so it's like yeah that's still very very sick yeah but it's like okay they still didn't win it yeah it's true yeah and then Arsenal yeah yeah I keep forgetting Jamie gave us three packs there look I know the temptation yeah no I mean I know that it's not worth opening but I just want to see what's in them yeah

I just want to do more openings. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, we can get loads going. Got a lot of plans for that. I'm actually getting back into the Pokemon world a lot, by the way. Yeah? Yeah. Pokemon channel. I'm posting like three a week now. We'll start doing more, but I enjoy it. I realize, you know, I actually really enjoy Pokemon. And even for like, even like career wise, like the most success I've been is, I've had is from Pokemon. So, I don't know why I stopped. Just like, stopped earning money. Um,

well do you want to go on to uh euro predictions or should we go on to inside because i feel like we're cooking people a little bit we can go inside yeah let's do inside okay so inside's finally out we've had it on like we've been alluding to it a little bit in the recent weeks on the podcast obviously even you weren't sure when is it actually gonna be announced how much does it have and announced it so it's it's uh obviously live now it's doing really well first episode was on the cyber channel yeah and for those who don't know what it is if you're under a rock it's a reality show so it's

Love Island-esque, you know, all these kind of Big Brother-esque, you know, but it's on YouTube, which is really cool. It'll be in Premiere, which I think is a really good way. I was saying in the chat, I think when YouTube launched that feature, they probably assumed it to be like this, like TV shows.

Yeah, the only issue is, so like, it's not really an issue, but when you do that, you don't have ads. Oh, right. That's actually really bad. It's actually really bad. Yeah, a girl on TikTok was saying you guys are earning three mil per episode, which by the way is wrong. So wrong. Even if they had ads on them, they'd be, you know. Horrifically wrong. Yeah. I don't need any ads for that.

Yeah I think They should get an ad At the start Yeah And maybe at the end And obviously when it's live There's no mid rolls When it's on YouTube It's there So like when it ends They don't draw on But is it like When you're watching the premiere Why would they not Like put ad breaks In like TV ones But less of them you know I don't know You might be able to Like you might be able to While it's live You might be able to click Like ad break

Oh, right. And it'll play an ad for everyone. You need someone sat there. Yeah. But it's also like, that's such a, a cuckery of watching it live. Yeah. Yeah. We're trying to build this. Sure. I get that. Yeah. Like the last episode on our second channel had,

330,000 people watching. Which is more than the main Sidemen channel had on the first episode and more than the second one, which usually, the way things go in the YouTube world is like... It goes down. It goes down as episodes go. It's going up there. I'd do the thought the main channel would have got the most. Yeah. But then also, if you think about it, you've had...

It's the first episode. A lot of people didn't know it was going to be live that day anyway. It's on there. Everyone watches it. Then it gets 6 million views, 7 million views over time. And then people go, oh, right, the next one's on. Oh, it's daily. I'll watch it tomorrow's live. I've been fighting for my life in the group chat. I'm trying to catch up to watching it. Because as you guys know, I'm really bad at watching long stuff. And this is like every day. So I'm still a little bit behind. I've watched...

I'm like two and a half in now and as we were recording this three are out so it's not bad that's four hours of fucking content in three days yeah I don't even watch Netflix anymore Baby Rain Day I'm trying to watch that and I've only got like ten minutes I gave up I haven't watched it oh really did you try nah

But it got to the point where I'm like No one wants to talk to you about it anymore Right Oh yeah true Hey guys I watched it now Yeah But I started watching it And I was like I don't really get the hype Because it just It just seemed like Anyway I'm getting old I really am But Well it's hard Like I don't want to lead the conversation about Inside Because I've seen all of it Yeah So I don't know

You don't know what is... I don't know what point we're at. Public, yeah. Well, I mean, where do we even start? Because it's tough because there's so much stuff going on. But anyway, what we were alluding to last time is... The funny thing is I was supposed to... Well, not supposed to be in it. I was supposed to be in it. Oh, you can explain the beef. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I can't tell all of it because there's obviously... Anyway, so like... Let me try to... It'll happen, okay. So they had this concept of Inside or a reality show or whatever. And then at some point...

something had happened and then the conversation was like oh we're you know Simon are doing a show do you want to potentially go on the list maybe to go on it and I was like yeah potentially I mean like I don't really know much about it I mean historically I would say these I wouldn't be suited for something like this but I was like maybe and all the fans would be happy that I'm not on it so anyway but and then to be fair they didn't actually maybe you as well because you were like oh you should go to the meeting for it

So I went to the meeting, but then obviously like in the meeting, they just, the producer just told everyone what it is. It was meant to be like a rundown of like the basic concept. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I learned everything. So I knew like the concept of like the shop, all the secrets of it. So if I didn't go on it, I would like know everything, you know? So Josh was like, yeah, no, you can't be on it. But then everyone else was like, no, you can be on it if you want. And I was like, nope. But we let you sit in the meeting because we were like, it's not going to change anything if you want to be on it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Josh was like, well, Randy can't be on it. He's in the meeting. Yeah, yeah. Which obviously I'm sure you're glad about. But no, because also in the meeting, they do just, everything that they said in the meeting that we had, they all know anyway on episode one. They know the concept is the money. Yeah, but we did the entry challenges and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. There's some things like ramping up, blah, blah, blah. But that's obviously the fake beef that Josh and I had. And then obviously it was escapated by the

100 video but it's all just banter but me and best keep joking I'm actually in the show you guys have the cameras and stuff right you guys can see stuff and it was a middle one that was black all the time so I was like ask me I'm like I'm just there in the shadows but I really like it I think it's well executed and it's just really fun to watch I actually really really enjoy it honestly it was like

So obviously, yeah, as you said, we had cameras ourselves at home. So we could kind of... We were like executive producing the whole thing. So whenever we needed something done, we could say like, well, we need this. We do this, do this, do this. Put in an edit. Yeah. You know? So we had like a live feed and I've never...

got less work done in a week. I was just glued to it. Well, you've always said as well that, especially in this podcast, that you've always wanted to do something like this, whether it be your own thing or whatever. So it's actually quite cool that you can actually realize it now. And it's done really well. It's not just, it's not like, I mean, you could very easily have done this in a way where it's,

But this actually feels like a proper TV show. It feels that high-end-esque. The edit's really good. I mean, I think there's some bits that could be improved on the edit, but that's like minor stuff. For example, when the music comes in, for the transition, I don't know, personally, it's a bit like, fuck. But anyway, that's the tiniest thing ever. But yeah, it's sick, man. Also, the casting's really good, actually. Yeah, I think people hate on certain people in it. People love certain people in it. It's just...

It is genuinely impossible to have 10 people that everyone's like,

Yeah. They're all cool. Happens in every show. It wouldn't work. Yeah, you need people that are different. You need people that have got different kind of like approaches. Some people are spending loads of money. Some people aren't spending anything. It's not... If you had all of one and none of the other, it'd be awful, you know? But yeah, I... I don't know. Weller's doing really well in it. I like Joe Weller, you know? I feel like... I don't know. It's always like a tough one with him because he kind of was really in everything and then just kind of like dropped off. But he seems like he's living life though. Yeah. So he's coming across well.

The little argument, he handled that well. He's just a good guy. Very good guy. I'm trying not to say anything that gets me away. You might indirectly spoil something. What I was going to bring up, which I think is so funny, and this is also the trailer as well, is when you lot are presenting, everyone's got a different style of presenting.

It's so funny because JJ would be like, you guys are here for this Toronto Life Challenge. And then Vic's like, hey guys. I'm like, guys, okay. I know you're all young people, but you've got to coordinate it a little bit because you'll just say it normally.

JJ will say like some villain speak and then Vic will do that presenting voice it's like doesn't really yeah Vic's is a how do I fill the word count yeah he's pretty good at it though he's pretty good at that yeah JJ's is Harry's like how can I say as many as little words I haven't seen Harry yet I can't wait to see Harry well we had it so we obviously had it booked over a week yeah and then we originally were like right we're gonna do this amount of days each and you're gonna turn up we were all gonna do the last day all gonna do the first day yeah

and then things came up. Like the last day, for example, I'm not in because I was at the player final. Ethan wasn't going to be in the first episode, so we ended up not having everyone there. So it's kind of like a mix of people throughout. But my days were just the first couple. So I'm not actually in it for the rest. Yeah, I remember because I thought you were going to be. Because I wanted to be. You had sidecasts one day and then swapped, right? That was the day where...

I want a haircut. That's what I was thinking. And I was at Sidecast thinking you were going to arrive because I was going to show you my rig that I built. And then like, they had the iPad. I told them there was a laptop or something and watched the thing. I'm like, hold on, is this live, right? I'm like, yeah. I'm like, why is someone there? I thought Simon was on the Sidecast. I'm like, nah, he swapped around. But now it's sick though. Like, you're just there presenting. It's a live stream. And it's like sick. It's so cool to watch. You guys probably had the best like...

You might probably enjoy it more than anyone else because you can see the whole thing. Yeah. Which is kind of crazy. Although it was very much like we didn't want to change things

because obviously it's just a mess up in terms of... Yeah, yeah, yeah. But certain things happen or they mention certain things and you're like, we need that. Yeah. They'd be like, oh, I would kill for this. And you're like, put it in the shop, take care. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amazing, quick, done. Yeah, the shop was actually working really well. Obviously on the court, I don't know how long it actually takes them to be delivered. The first day, awful. Really? Okay. Yeah, it was literally like...

They did the meal upgrade the first day and it was literally like 40 minutes. Oh, wow, wow. And we were there like, we're so sorry. Yeah, yeah. It seems straight away. Yeah. They didn't expect people to do it. The production crew there were like, oh, we don't think people are going to... They're not going to do 10 meal upgrades. Yeah. But I think the funny thing

like okay what i i don't know what these people have been told by the way i'm assuming not much but like i think they all know that the million is not going to be the million giveaway so it's like they know that there's like obviously when you're spending five grand on a i don't know sandwich or whatever maybe they know that like it's not actually ever gonna it's always supposed to be a bit of part of the show right i mean yeah the thing is it's like

They could all go in there and say, no one is spending. Firstly, boring. It would be boring to you. Then they also have challenges. If they can do all the challenges, fair enough. If they can do every single challenge, no fails, and they don't spend any money, it is a mil. But like...

Are they going to be able to do that? No, yeah, of course, of course. I'm saying it's not also like the real world. It's not actually costing five grand for a sandwich. I know it is. Oh, yeah, yeah. But it's like, you know... Well, like the first day, the Try Not To Move Challenge, we were like, yeah, cool. Most likely, we were trying to like go, all right, what do we reckon? How many people go out? I reckon...

like six to eight people go out yeah four went out or something like that yeah and we're like oh shit okay they're doing really well with the money yeah exactly they have more than we thought yeah yeah and they were like are you actually gonna give us that and i was like if you can carry on doing this and the challenge then yes just it's like what like joe said it best in the show where it's like some people are in there obviously to try and win the money some people are in there to just like use the platform to be entertaining which is also a good move you know it's freaking cyber channel you know why not we actually we actually did see some

Someone pointed out how many followers people had gained or something. Yeah. Where is it? I can find this. I'm enjoying it, though. I think it's just... Yeah, it's just like... I was trying to watch it, obviously. It's so long. I'm so...

I think it was like Fannum had gone up like 50k followers. Sick. That's good for him. For him, he's already huge. That's still a massive number to go up randomly. I think Leo had got like 200k since it started. Who's that one? Leo. Leo, yeah. What was she on? One of the questions was like, who's the most followed? And it was Fannum. What was she on? Because everyone voted her for being the... What number was she on? Yeah. I don't know. Okay, okay. Well, I have it, but I just can't find it. Yeah, sure, sure, sure. How many has she got now?

that's why I couldn't find the thing it was like 150-200k or something like that but yeah yeah I obviously I knew on the lead up to the show but I didn't realise how big of a Simon fan she was originally you know yeah well she met Toby and like Viz and that lot in Australia and they went over mad I got a question about it yeah is it still do you still consider it YouTube this as a thing and secondly to that does that really matter I guess

I would still consider it YouTube. Yeah, because number one, they are all...

YouTube is streamers, influencers, but same industry sort of thing. And it's on YouTube. But I think it's the perfect blend though. And that's why I say the Premiere feature, obviously, has historically been used for music videos or launches and stuff. It actually works really well for actual TV shows. If they can fix the ad thing to make it more beneficial for companies to do that, it's a really good way to watch TV. Because you've got like, the video stays there as a VOD. Well, I don't think it's made live streams ever on. But it works really well. It's a really good way to watch TV, right? Yeah.

No, but like the premiere effect, I'm not saying YouTube, I'm saying the actual premiere like feature is so fucking good for a TV show or for like a concept that's like this on a TV show. It's just TV again. No, no, no, but it's not because it's like, it's not, it's on YouTube, but I'm saying like, it's a good, it's the best blend of, well, I mean, I get what you're saying. You know what I'm saying, right? It's fucking boomers, man. Watching it on BBC and then it's on iPlayer straight away after. But that is TV. That's like, I'm saying that's TV productions. That's like,

Well, I mean, the main thing for me was like, so the first day we turn up, it's me, Vic and JJ. And they all come in and react to the try not to move. And they're all like, oh, shit, no. Oh, no. It's that thing where you can't move, blah, blah, blah. And we get that. And then...

the production like, okay, that was great. Could you guys go out and do that again, please? And we, me, Vic and JJ will go like, why? Why? What's what you're talking about? Yeah. Use that. And then, oh, we just get it once more, like, so we can focus on something else. And we were like, no, we need it to be like, the first day was slower. And I don't know if you speak to them. Obviously they had like those bits I missed where maybe they did have to repeat stuff. But we were very much like, no, let's try and keep it all.

like don't have to redo anything yeah yeah like yes you are going to have to say certain things again just to get it cleaner yeah but if something happens like that why do you have to get it again yeah we don't want to fake any reaction yeah no i i agree it's the same thing on a little bit different but unlike big wedge and there's certain times where it's like okay this is not a great ending for a youtube video but we're all like nah but just keep it real because like sometimes the authenticity yeah like you might say a sentence again yeah but don't you know like say we're doing yes they're doing a big wedge one yeah and it's like

It's a really close game and then I fluff six shots in a row and it's like, okay, this is actually really shit now. Yeah. So you have to keep it. Believe it in, man. It's just the way it is. Or if Frees just wins every time again, it's like, we've got to be better. So like, one thing I felt really bad for Joe in that was... It's really weird calling him Joe, isn't it? I keep doing it, but in the world, it's always Weller. Yeah. But I've never... He, when he had to rank people, you know that one? Yeah, yeah. So he goes in and he's like... I love that one. But he gets given the people and he starts ranking them.

Does the whole thing. It takes him like three, four minutes. And then they're like, oh, we need you to actually say it like this. So he's like, okay. Yeah. So he does it again, ranks them again. And they're like, oh, we've just realized we're actually missing a person. Oh, God. We've only ranked eight and there's nine people. Oh, my God. So he's like, okay. So then he has to wait. They have to go get the other picture. Oh, God. So then he ranks them again.

And then they're like, oh no, we need you to set like you did that other time. Oh my God. So he does it again. I'm watching it from home. Yeah. And I'm just like, oh my God, I feel so like, I know it's just him having to speak. Yeah. It's not a big deal, but it's just like, that's true. I mean, he should just, he should be able to just go in, do this. Yeah. And then he's gone. Can you imagine how produced like Love Island would be then? Oh, for example, like Prime Telly and then they don't have you guys to say, nah, don't do that again. Fucking hell. Well, they'll stop you having like,

like we'll be having this conversation and they'll just go stop, stop, stop, stop Randolph, go talk to John about this the contestants that would jar me that would jar me if I was on the show I'd probably be like nah I'm not good for these kind of shows allegedly allegedly allegedly yeah what? they do that oh allegedly sorry yeah yeah well yeah I what's it like is it like

I've always wondered about the way these kind of shows work. So I guess you've seen it now. So I'm trying to think of questions that I can ask you. Obviously, you can't maybe not answer them all. I just want to do a season two for sure. Yeah, yeah. I think the success is there for it. Yeah. But I know, like, I think the cast was so sick for this. Yeah. But I know when we first announced it, we were like, yeah, we're doing this. This is the concept.

people started going like, my guess is for the lineup. And they were like, Jinx-y, Sketch, Stormzy. I was like, what, you think we've just got Stormzy locked in for a week? I'm not saying this should be done with normal people, but obviously Love Island is one where it's like, obviously, they started to become less normal because people who've got influencers, sorry, who've got followers end up getting chosen. But I'm saying like,

These shows work. Big Brother works with normal people. And they're always interesting. And it's because we as people are interesting. So if you actually have cameras on people for that long and do challenges and have little concepts and stuff, you will find rawness from people. So what I'm saying is even with influencers, it doesn't have to be the big names. It wouldn't have to be Stormzy. You can have a mixture of everyone. As long as you... You're going to get the personality. You just need to make sure that the personalities are covering all bases. Yeah, exactly. So you get a great mix. So you get people who are like...

I would go in and just I just want to cause chaos I want to spend money then you need other people that are like we could earn a million together so you do need everyone we did actually talk about potentially doing like a

doing it with non-influencers. Yeah, yeah. But I don't know whether it's like the amount of hate you see towards people in it. Yeah, it is tough. Yeah. I think, yeah, that's why it's like all these people on this show on Inside as well are all creators slash influencers or whatever. So it's like you also...

you get a you get a level of like understanding from them as well that like certain challenges they can be funny and they're they're gonna be entertaining they're gonna try me entertaining you know because they know people are watching and they get how it works which also adds a little bit to the to the show as well because you know it means they're not gonna be like boring you already know you're gonna get a certain level like like phantom's jokes i'm enjoying phantom like it's fucking so funny he's got like a proper new york accent it reminds me of like jada kiss and all the old like new york rappers it's so weird though because watching for

For 24 hours. Yeah. I need to sneeze. I can feel it coming. I feel it coming. Bless you. Thanks. Bless you. Watching for 24 hours, Phantom was ill and jet lagged for the first like day and a half, two days. So we were kind of there like, oh, this isn't like, he's still hilarious. Yeah. But he's not, he's not Phantom. Yeah. Sure. He grows into it. But then watching the video, obviously you only pick the small parts of it. Yeah.

And everyone's like, yeah, Phantom is the goat in this. I thought it was jokes, man. And I was like, well, I thought it would take at least like three, four days. And then people started going, oh my God, Phantom's hilarious. But it's from day one. No, he's jokes, man. I mean, I can't remember what he said, but some of the stuff he said was jokes. Like, no, he said he could fight. He said he would... No animals could kill him. That's what he said. He said no animals could kill me. Apart from I think he settled on like a...

I don't know what he settled on. But obviously a bear would kill you. No doubt about it. Yeah. A bear would kill you. A lion would kill you. A tiger would kill you. Hyena. I reckon... No, no, no. Where are we going with this? I reckon I could beat a hyena. Nah. Really? Yeah. Really, you guys? I think a hyena would be pretty vicious. Yeah. Do you reckon you could beat a dog? Depends on a dog. Any dog. I could beat certain dogs. Well, Doberman. Great Dane. I reckon I could beat a Great Dane. A Great Dane isn't that...

It's big, but it's not. Doman's the police dog, isn't it? Yeah, but that's an Alsatian, isn't it? I think they're both police dogs, but I reckon I can beat both. While he looks up this. Because I know a wolf would kill you. Wolves are crazy, they're massive. What's a hyena to a wolf, you know? I don't know why, I just feel like you've not got good balance though in any of these scenarios. Good balance? Yeah, I reckon you'd trip up and then they'd just do it. No, I'm not going to run. I'm saying hand to hand. Basketball court is the arena. Yeah.

Yeah, still, that's what I'm saying. Even if you're trying to get in position, I reckon you just trip up and just get mauled. Why trip up? I'm saying you've got a bad balance. Yeah, but I can be on the floor and still beat a Doberman. Absolutely not. I had luck, I think. No. Can you pull off a Doberman? Yeah. Technical difficulties. A lot of them. Do you want me to fix the thing? Are you good? I'm still good. Okay, cool. Yeah, you ain't taking that one. I would. Nah.

I get it's got a I'll injure myself I'll really hurt myself my arms will be really broken but I just headlock it no not a Doberman it can get out of a headlock right though I don't think you get it in a headlock how why is it how not really sharp teeth I'm pretty certain they're the ones at the end of Beethoven aren't they I think it would bite me I would definitely lose a lot of blood and potentially die out but I think it'd die first and can you just do that sorry hyena versus wolf wow okay fuck maybe a great dane is a massive but

yeah there you go a larger more powerful build stronger more intelligent and have a more powerful bite force than a wolf okay wow okay never mind I didn't know hyenas were like that sorry well sorry I want to apologize for everyone that's what I've seen that's crazy that I've said that last question I just want to ask about inside is there anyone if we did a season two yeah obviously we're talking well in advance that you'd want to see in it from the first season no Randolph no or anyone you'd want to see

Yeah, Randolph. Stick him in. Get the boy in. No, no, no, because we want views. It can't be a one out of ten if we have Randolph in it. Interesting.

I think you've done a really good job with, I think it's interesting seeing Chloe Burrows and, her name eludes me, right? The girl from Made in Chelsea? Liv. Liv. I think that's interesting seeing that kind of crossover. And I think that's good. I think what you've done well is you're drawing people from those shows potentially to watch TV to see that. So if you could replicate that with good people. So it's another kind of...

whether they would do it or not right i would love to see like xvc on there because he's such a dj man like i want to see what he'd do like in it by the way i mean i mean that as a compliment i i look up to how much how dj he would 100 spend the money of course but that's like it's not something to it you're like oh can so we have a million right can i just put a million on black yeah but i just want to see then we have two million guys um

I'm sure you can probably get some real big names as well because I think you still need someone like that as well to see how they would adapt in this world. Do you think XQC is too rich though to do it? Because then it would just make it pointless. Millions, fuck all to him. Yeah, sorry. XQC wouldn't be doing it.

for the money at all. It'd have to be full experience. Yeah, the money takes it away from how good it would be. But I just know as a person, because he's so like, the way he is, it'd be so funny. Do you think you'd have to change the style a little bit though? Because there were people going knowing about the money and the challenges. Yeah, every year though, we'd just have to change it drastically. If like, you'd bring back one or two of the challenges and you just have to constantly throw. Like every time we were doing it, we were doing like...

we would do something and go oh you know that would have been sick save that season two we'll add that in it's just little twists yeah i thought like that would be and the shot concept is fine because obviously you learn about it day one anyway and as soon as you see it once you get it straight away it doesn't take like the people inside to understand um how okay the the luxuries cost money that's really pretty much all it is what's your pillow all about he like can't sleep without a pillow

Yeah, I think he's got, I don't know what kind of pillow it is, but I think it's just one that... I respect that, though. He elaborated on it on Sidecast. He said, basically, when he went travelling, because he struggled to sleep in different beds, he had that pillow. He would take the pillow to the hostels, and that was kind of his thing to have a bit of comfort, I think. Fair enough. Cold. Cold. I'm enjoying it, though. I think it's really good. I'm enjoying it more than I thought I would, if that makes sense. I usually don't watch these kind of things. I like the fact it's only a week as well, because as much as, if you go longer than a week, you would get

more from people in terms of like I think it's like 8 to 11 days is the where they start to turn a bit weird but you know like when you're watching Love Island during the summer and it gets to the point of like I don't know how long is Love Island like a month 66 days or something it's not 66 days what if it is there's no way

I think it's like... What if it is, man? There's no way you're telling me it's two months. I think so. It's fucking really long. That's what I'm saying. It ruins so many... Like, so many days you think, fuck, I need to catch up. Yeah, but that's a different... They obviously don't get a phone number. They get, like, food and stuff. It's not like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm not talking, like, contestant-wise. I'm talking viewer-wise. Oh, right, yeah, yeah. Having that many episodes is like...

I used to commit for a long time but the hardcore people do commit to it oh you know when we were in like proper into it we'd watch it every night and it would be an event yeah yeah but I'm saying like miss one you miss all of them though yeah and it's like oh why is he with her now what's going on whereas this like only being a week yeah you could literally not watch it and in

five six days time you just go I'm just gonna binge it binge it yeah catch up and you've watched yeah and like YouTube's a great platform even like iPlayer you gotta log in right log in put your code in and all that just watch it on YouTube which is sick did you find out how long it is I really want to know the answer eight weeks roughly eight weeks it's like 20 convert that into days for me eight times seven

I can't do that. 56. I can do that, actually. I can do that. So you actually weren't far off. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I want to be correct so I can be like, told you so. That's what I mean, 56 days. Yeah, nuts. Admittedly, they are an hour. They're not though. They're like 40 minutes because if you think about commercials. Yeah, but if you're watching it live, it's an hour. Because you have your time. Yeah, yeah. But I'm saying that you can have, with Inside, you've got to commit for an hour. Yeah, yeah. Because it's a YouTube video. So you can literally. Yes, sorry, yeah. Oh yeah, you can do that. Oh my God, fuck.

I had it on, right? For maybe 12 hours on my other screen, but I only managed to get through the first episode, like three quarters of it, because I was like... The thing is, I enjoy watching this all the way. I want to see everything that happens. I don't even want to skip through it. I want to watch every single part, because all the downtime parts are my part. Some people say the challenges, they prefer them, which obviously I do, but I also enjoy the downside. I want to see the little conversations. John, you prefer the challenges, right? You said? Yeah, 100%, because I think that's...

like more like the youtube videos that we make so that's the kind of stuff i enjoy whereas the other side i don't watch any reality tv so that's the reality tv side for me i like the little conversations yeah because it makes the challenges better as well because when you know more about them you know why they're making decisions and making challenges so if i'm skipping through it or missing some i can't so if i was doing some work or a call i have to pause the show to focus on it like it's not something i can leave in the background so yeah i mean i'm really enjoying it for sure and the concept is based around the money and i know the challenge is

cause money differences but the spending is like yeah to me that's where the yeah because you can lose like you could lose it's funny because in the challenge at least when i watched with the hands trying to move they cared more about was it 5k per yeah yeah they it's funny how they would try so hard not to take their hands off but then go and spend five grand in the shop straight away it's like what makes no sense like you could if obviously i would try and leave my hands on but if i know that

I'm losing 5k on a drink. I'll just be like, okay, snake there. I'm good. But I won't spend 5 grand on a drink, you know? Do you think you've actually... I mean, it'd be great if there was a way to... Do you think you've dragged people away from TV? Do you reckon there's people first time now going on YouTube because they're like, oh, it's like Love Island, but YouTube? Um... No. I don't think to that extent. I think you've got people who wouldn't usually watch something like this watching it, but I don't think you've pulled someone away from telly, if that makes sense. Yeah. How much would Amazon have to...

offer you for you to sell it onto like amazon or netflix or something like that as i don't really have an amount it's just more like something like inside it'd be more about keeping creative control and i'd be more like okay i'd love for amazon or someone to buy it so that we can just make it bigger yeah like imagine going all right you are starting with you're starting with 10 mil

I like Mr. Beast. I saw an interview about his show that he's doing with Amazon and he said that as well. He said they're just giving him the money and he's just spending it to make the best show and they're giving him full creative control. So I actually think he's like, okay, if it works like that, then cool. But I also think it's actually quite a revolutionary thing for YouTube in a way. Yeah, 100%. But it's something that's been in front of our eyes the whole time. So I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if YouTube would go compete with someone buying it because if it were YouTube, I would try and get it. But whether they care or not because they make enough money. Don't get me wrong. If Amazon came to us and went, here's 100 mil,

yeah we went inside it takes two seconds yeah there's always that element to it you know but the main thing would be like keeping all of it and yeah yeah just yeah just getting more of a budget yeah i mean with the success of this one it's already going to have a higher budget and way more stuff with it now right well it depends on how much it makes back yeah because let's just bring up that girl as well like i saw vick replies to the guy on tiktok who was saying how much it made and he was saying it's a substantial loss

Yeah, so if you guys haven't seen this, this basically, this woman went on TikTok and went, oh, we can work out that the Sidemen are making like $3 million off episode one because they put about 30 ads in. Each ad earns 0.0018 cents. Work that out. Times 30, times 6 million. 6 million views. They're earning about $3 million just from episode one. Mate, you guys are killing it.

It is literally like so far wrong. It's actually painful to see that going like, are we doing something horrendously wrong here? Have we just forgotten to... I was saying as well, we as YouTubers know that she's incorrect, but people don't know that. So people watching that will think that's true. So I was saying, imagine how much misinformation has been spread around TikTok. Because you get to say, someone like that is doing it about actors. And I'm watching, I don't know how much actors get paid. She's going, oh, you know, this person made 12 million from that movie.

could just be utter bollocks yeah you have no idea so like us seeing that is like interesting i saw a big comment it was like uh you know we actually get you know between 10 to 20 cpm also by the way 10 to 20 cpm is really good like most youtube videos don't even get that like a lot of youtube videos get three four dollars you know five six but even 10 to 20 is a lot so it's like it really puts things into perspective um but yeah this is i think inside is more of a thing where like

It's just like a proof of concept. And I'm sure, you know, maybe season two, you probably could make more money to then put back in the show. I'm sure more sponsors want to get involved because it's been a success. It's more like when you can, it's like a pilot. Season one is almost like a pilot for more seasons or more concepts like this. And maybe you guys will go, well, actually, Inside was something that we really wanted to do. And not everyone thought it would do really well, but it did well. Now we can do more shows. Harry wasn't like, Harry was fully on board with it, but he didn't think it was going to,

doing like really well yeah because he was he was like oh yeah it doesn't have us in um you know it's quite a risky thing like he doesn't watch reality tv so he wasn't sure about it he was like yeah i'm very happy to do it but i don't know how well it'll do view wise and stuff yeah and he even he's like yeah i'm amazed by it and it's also a good kind of

It's a good thing to do as you guys... It's a good thing to do in your position because you probably would enjoy to kind of produce more than be in things as well. And obviously, you guys are good at producing. You're good at the YouTube side of things. It's like MrBeast. MrBeast is not actually in his videos. He presents it. He theorizes it. He runs it all, comes back in. But he's not in it. The new one he did with the people in the forest. That's people in the forest for two months or whatever. So...

There's no reason why you guys have to always be in all of it. It's nice to kind of like... And hopefully also could free up time as well. It's like a nice transition into future life. Because that's what Harry said really did make sense in terms of it's the first video on our channel that we're not the focus. Yeah. Even if it's a 20v1, you know, oh, this person's the focus, but we're still in it a lot. Yeah, yeah. This is like...

you know that first episode it's me Vic and JJ yeah that's it yeah yeah true true it's not even all of you yes it's like some of you that might be the least Sidemen in a main channel video we've ever done yeah yeah and as people go oh you guys are too old for doing this imagine being 30 years old doing hide and seek maybe in the future you're not but it's your video but you're not necessarily doing hide and seek maybe just some hosting a hide and seek yeah yeah there you go but I'm really enjoying it and it's fun to see well this Sunday main channel finale is that how it's gonna go finale nice

And also, I'll be at Soccer Aid. Oh shit, yeah. Wow. Oh, so we'll have you then. Yeah. Nice. Everyone keeps going like, can't wait to see you score a hat trick. Yeah. I don't think people realise that

I'm just going to be marked by someone like Patrice Evra. Yeah. And I will do nothing. Yeah. It's ridiculous. Maybe. I'm excited to see. Can I vlog the experience? Sure. Thank you. I don't want to be like... I don't vlog everything, obviously. But it just feels a bit ratty. I'm like, oh my god. I'm really excited. It'll be fun. I'm really excited to watch. Because a bunch of us are going, right? Yeah. It's going to be nice. It's just sick to see you play. Well, I'm just looking forward to...

they do like a pre-match camp where you train, you meet everyone. So I'm just looking forward to that. Listen, man, you know what they say about the Olympic camp? A lot of sex there. Be careful, Simon. Don't get caught up in anything naughty here. We had a slight technical issue. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah, I was just saying that the, everyone's in, in that group chat. Yes. Um,

I haven't spoken yet. You technically have their number now. Yeah. I haven't spoken yet. Why not? It was made last night. Oh, okay. And I haven't spoken yet. What are you going to say? What's your first message? All the messages are like, can't wait to see everyone on Thursday. Let's get this W. Yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, team. Are you not going to put in?

virtual high five nice to e-meet you all yeah yeah yeah put that in that'll make me throw up can you please can you please do it live for us now go on go on go on I'm not putting nice don't put that in please don't put that in no no go on give us one give us one nah cause like you gotta reply to something you can't just whack something in don't be that guy I mean it seems from what they said it sounds I mean it sounds like pleasantries it does sound like pleasantries it

It's all pleasantries Before the audio fucked Did we say the thing about Robbie Williams? No We were trying to figure out Who the most famous person By the way I'm so annoyed That we missed that on the audio Nick and John Both think that Eddie Hearn Is bigger than Robbie Williams Worldwide Yeah Worldwide I've got to put this in the chat as well Are you on my side here? I think Robbie Williams Over Eddie Hearn Yeah

I'd agree with Nick on the international bit though I'm not sure Robbie Williams has it internationally Like in Saudi Arabia who's more famous Eddie Hearn I'm not even sure they don't even say his US sales Type in Robbie Williams America America Or US sales He was huge in America Is Robbie Williams popular in the USA? Click that Stroll to fall into American tastes Oh my god

Greatest success though. So I reckon he's still pretty successful. I think that's why he moved to the US because he wasn't getting recognised. I think Eddie Hearn is like boxing. That's it. I know boxing is massive but like it's a smaller percentage of people. Toby says Robbie Williams is clear now. Maybe this is our bubble. Because we're all British. So we're like Robbie Williams is one of the biggest names to us.

But I don't think in America. I don't know. Even if you maybe flopped in America, I still think like, I don't know. Next time you go to America in the vlog, just ask like five people. Do you know who Robbie Williams is? Okay, sure. But if I ask Eddie Hearn, you'll see no idea who Eddie Hearn is. Yeah, true. I think no one on the street in America is going to say it. Yeah. If they're boxing fans, they will know. Maybe it's Simon.

No. I would still say on this list so far... Can we look at the top comment? Simon Minter isn't a celebrity. Oh, wow. But they know who you are. It doesn't matter about how popular you are to these people. They know you. Yes or no? Okay, let's be real here. Most favourite... I'd still go Robbie Williams. A lot of people would probably say Stephen Bartlett if they saw a photo nowadays. Because he's everywhere, isn't he? Do you not think Mo Farah's name...

Again, England, as big as it gets. In the Olympics, though. Yeah, but Olympics. Yeah, true. The worldwide thing. Mo Farah's close up there, I think. Yeah, but it's exaggerated here because we won for us. Other countries aren't going, oh my God, look at this guy who won for England. Lampard might be as well. Yeah. Or, yeah. Yeah, played in America as well. Yeah. Yes. So. I mean, I hate to be that guy. Are we going to look at the followers? Is that the best way to measure this? No. The followers is not. Well, hold on. Can we at least see Robbie Williams versus...

Eddie Hearn. Yeah. The followers obviously like... On what though? On Instagram. Because... I feel like Insta is the best way to... Yeah. Not in general. He's not been around. Eddie's peak is now. Robbie's peak was back in the day. So this might not be a great... 3 mil. 3 mil.

little fish. That is kind of weak actually. You got one in that, right? Yeah, but look at his posts. Yeah, t-shirt. Like, it's much. Even now. Even less, yeah. And you would say Eddie Hearns, he's bigger than he's ever been right now. I've never heard of either of them. You are? I've never heard of either of them. Yeah, who are these guys? Oh, I've heard of Frank Lampard. He's got more followers than me. 7 mil, yeah. And then Mo Farah. But again, football is a tough one because...

Sir Mo Farah, sorry. Yeah, but he's a sir. He's a sir. Yeah, well, okay, go back to that. Look at this list. Usain Bolt. Usain Bolt's the most famous person there. Sorry, yeah, I didn't even see him. Oh, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. Usain Bolt, 100%. Yeah. Roberto Carlos. Ooh, yeah.

Petr Cech's pretty famous, even I remember him. Yeah, I mean, all their footballers have gone, obviously, like, worldwide. Ours, obviously, amazing, but they're very English. Del Piero. Yeah. Hazard. Hazard, man. Hazard, yeah. Ooh, who's got more followers? Hazard or Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt.

I see that. That's my guess. Who are you guessing? Footballers. Like, Eden Hazard got a freak following because of like... Although, no, he sold his account. Did he? Mate, Hazard sold his Twitter. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 27. Yeah, isn't that crazy? That is insane. He's like European and that. He didn't sell his account. No, I think he sold his Twitter. It's some sort of account. Usain Bolt. 13. Yeah. Damn. Not US. It's like Europe, Middle East, France.

Asia where footballers are huge Kevin this is my point right yeah look at their look at their legends you've got a better check and goal yeah firstly so I think what they do is legend keeper is first half celebrity session real quick before we move on for this Harry Robbie Williams Ethan Robbie Williams JJ obviously Robbie just to let you I want you to know are they all English though yeah but you are yeah Harry's actually from Guernsey yeah Harry actually is if that international was you know Robbie Williams did have a number one in Guernsey to be fair

But yeah Petr Cech can go first half Not scoring past him True And then the rest of the game I've got Evra I've got John Obi Mikel And Mikel Essien Sat back True But no hold on If the ball falls to you In the box You can beat Petr Cech Some keepers can't Keepers aren't superhuman Yes but like I still have to get past Their defence

You can do that though. And I can't speak for their celebrities, but I don't like... Joe Cole? Pings a ball to you? Could be a good ball. I can't speak for their celebrities, but Theo's good at football. I know Roman's good at football. Yeah. Michael Ward, I assume is decent at football. Sure. Because he was in a film recently about football. Do they still have that guy who used to play from Love Island? I mean, Towie. Or Kem. Kem used to play from Love Island. Oh, not even him. No, but the other guy, Essek. Yeah.

Mark Wright, yeah, he was actually a good player, wasn't he? He was captain for England. Cheers, Adam. Yeah, I think both of them have... Took the penalty of chunks. Yeah, I think they've both played enough now. Chop, chop. Yeah.

Oh, I think this is going to be sick, man. I can't wait. And also England haven't won in four years. Yeah. So... Oh, wow. Do you know how much... Like, is there a set thing about how much you'll play yet? No. So what I've heard from rumours... Sure. Not from anyone here. Okay. I've heard that they basically say, I'll try and give, like, the people that get more of a reception more time.

It makes sense. It does, but it just seems weird. I know. But then apparently... It just doesn't seem very fair, but I get you. Then apparently the managers get very just like, he's good. Okay, sure. Play him. Oh, Joe Cole. Of course I'm giving him 90 minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it goes to a penalty shootout at the end, how much would you have to be paid to attempt that thing you're doing on the right there? The Rabona? Yeah.

How much a donation to charity? No, I would want to, but I know if I miss...

Everyone's gonna be like, oh, this is why you don't invite YouTubers. The worst thing is if you fell over doing it. I know you wouldn't do that. I do scuff it sometimes. That'd be awful. Along the floor, out to the right, and it's not even a good attempt. Who will be the penalty taker? I think it'll be whoever wins it. Probably, yeah. Chunks wasn't a penalty taker. No, he wanted to be, though. Well, he won the penalty, I think. So he was like, yeah, I want to take it. No, it was a free kick.

No, I thought it was a penalty. He missed a penalty, but it was an apparent shootout. Oh, I thought he got a potential redemption the next year and then Mark Wright took it off him. Oh, yeah. I thought that was a free kick, but maybe it was a penalty because I remember he stood behind him going like... Yeah, that was a good moment, that. Yeah, I think it was a penalty actually, right? Not to be all sentimental about it, but is this a dream come true for you? Yeah. Let's see. Let's see. Come on.

Is it something you never thought could happen though? I'll be honest, I'm looking forward to the training days more than the match. That's going to be sick. I didn't realise it was such a long camp, by the way. Yeah, because the training days to me are like, as bad as it sounds now, I've played in stadiums and had people like that. Yeah. Whereas, and those I've kind of thought like, all right, they're fun, blah, blah, blah. This one, I think I'm going to just be like,

marked and not be able to do anything this is probably the highest level chat match you've played yeah whereas the training days to me are almost like okay you get a few days of living like a professional footballer like you're gonna you're gonna wake up you're gonna go do your training with the team and you're gonna probably have to do a couple like video bits yeah and then you're gonna have a dinner and drinks with your team yeah that sounds sick that just sounds sick yeah

It's quite long as well, isn't it? So it's like four days. Yeah, three days in a match. Three days in a match. Yeah. Wow. How do you think you'd do, Randy? In soccer, I'd do awful. What kind of question is that? I don't even manage to win the charity match. And it's the seven one, sorry. I reckon Theo scores, you know. Be sick, yeah. Yeah, I reckon Hazard assists Theo. Yeah. That's my assumption. Actually, it's tough for Theo because like,

I know he's played a lot of charity games in the past, like, you know, hashtag and all that stuff. But, like, he actually is really good. He's really good. He's so good. And obviously in the Cybermatch, he got injured early as well. By the way, that game, he started off so well as well. Oh, yeah. He's running around four people and then just misses a shot. And then he gets injured and we're like, all right, now we win. And there's a lot of banter, by the way. Who would you go, by the way? Would you go Theo or Chris Hendy?

If Theo's fully fit, I'd go with Theo. Yeah, yeah. Would Chris say that? Like, obviously, probably. Bancho side. Yeah, yeah, probably. But Theo would have to be, like, if you ask me to take one for a year and we're playing matches every week, Chris every day. Because of fitness, yeah. Well, not fitness, sorry, health. As in like, working parts of your body. Yeah. Sorry, Theo. Like,

Like his hair. Oh, and his, yeah. He keeps going at people for like taking his hair off and thumbnails, but his own thumbnails. It's because he's blonde. He's so blonde that like when you put the saturation up, it just blends into his head. Wow. Talking of good looking men like Theo. Yeah. John found this list on his favorite website. Oh, wow. Oh, you bastard. You bastard. You absolute bastard. What is it, John? What is it, John? Um,

Well, there's a list that Simon was very interested in, which was the hottest men in the UK. And the reason he's bringing up the website is because I did research to try and find the list so I could put it on our thing here. And it was from something called marriageinfidelity.com. Oh my God, John. Who put the list together. What kind of website is that? Can you remember when we got John through the bucket list, like 30 things to do before he died? It was like women's GQ or something. On there it's like...

get menopause or some shit. I'm like, I can't do that. I can't do that. So this list. Yeah. It's English people, right? UK people. No. Okay. UK people. Yeah. Is there anyone you would expect? It's men in the UK. No, I mean, I don't know. Now iPad. It's on the iPad. Oh, yeah. I'm asking him to, um, David Beckham. Okay. I'll go David Beckham. Um, who else is a bit of a Fox? Um,

I'm struggling for names here. Is that your number one, by the way? There's one that people always put there. Could have been James Bond. Idris. Idris, yeah. After that, can we pull the list up? Yeah, if you pull the list up, we can go through it. Just number 10. I want to see your opinion on... You know this list? Yeah. It's going to come up at the top of the screen.

Hold on. Dermot O'Leary. Oh, right. Okay. Sorry. I didn't know if it was Henry Cavill. He's a British guy. He should be up there. Henry Cavill did not make the list. Yeah. Fuck. He's not. Yeah. Not on the list. Why is it now pedestrian.tv? What the fuck is this? There's another website that put it together. Do you not think this list is done to get this like social reaction? Probably. Okay. I think it's public vote. Yeah. It was 2000 people registered to the marriage infidelity website. So Dermot O'Leary, number 10. How do you feel about that? Um,

I'm struggling for names who else it could be but he's not a bad looking guy. Can we google him? He's not a bad looking guy. He's a good looking guy. But my point is more like if you went to Tesco's for five hours He's a very good looking guy but he's just a bloke. Makes sense. Yeah. Do you know what I think he is? I reckon it's like because he's daytime telly I reckon all the mums see him all the time on screen. He does come across really well as well. Like his personality seems nice. Especially on marriageinfidelity.com you know. Alright next one. Number nine.

Russ Cook. He's the... Hardest geezer. Hardest geezer. Very interesting one. No offense to him. Can we get a picture of Russ Cook? But when you're up against, you know, Henry Cavill, he's not been on. Yeah. Beckham or Russ Cook. I mean, by the way, if you sharpen up a little bit, he's obviously very rugged, which is part of his style. I think, like, if you like that type of look, he's going to be top of the list. Sure, sure. Fair enough. Next.

Sam Thompson. He's in Sunrise. He is. He's an alright looking guy. Cheeky guy as well. Very cheeky. He's got a lot of banter in him and humor in him. Is that what that guy was? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's known to be quite a nice guy as well. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not saying he should be number eight in the whole country, but he deserves his place. Yeah. Ramesh. Okay. Okay.

Do you want to Google each person? No, we can read. Maybe viewers, if you don't know who that is, you can Google him. He's a very good comedian. Very good guy. The thing is, he might not be attractive in this. He is, though, isn't he? He's the hottest guy in the UK. But it could also... I assume it takes into account... Personalities and humour. Guys, that does count, by the way. Number six. Idris. There we go. Absolutely uncontested there. No one's complaining. Six is quite low, though, for him. Yeah, it's quite low.

Number five, Cillian Murphy. I like Cillian Murphy. Cillian. I've always liked him. But I feel like he's been there for like 15 years. He has well into it. I mean, for his role in Oppenheimer, he did have to kind of like go for a certain vibe of appearance, I guess. I didn't realize how old Peaky Blinders was. Yeah, we had this on the podcast last time. Yeah. Bro, you just lost your sense of time, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Number four,

gareth southgate that's a very odd one yeah i wouldn't put him on no no no well that personality wasn't you know he just like he just seemed like a really nice guy but he's almost too nice for a manager you know i think he's really good for the young players though i think he's really like like a good role model to have for those young players okay he gets unfairly hated on struggle though yes number three yeah

Prince William. No, no, no, no. When you go back to his older days, he was actually... Can we look up Prince William? Go Prince William back in the day. I actually would say better looking than Harry. Are you trying to refer to when he had hair? Yes. Look at him there. At uni days. Fuck. Look at that one there. Andy, I think you might want to check it. He looks a bit young in these photos, mate, when you call him hot. Well, I'm not... Oh, don't do that, John. Yeah, don't do that. That's very weird, John. That's weirder than what I did.

What the fuck? Okay. Okay, let's obviously skip passes now. Number two, Tom Holland. Fair enough. Can see that. Number one. Oh, God. Is it bad? Is it bad? Personality-wise, fair. What the fuck? Jeremy Clarkson. Even personality-wise, not necessarily, because he's a bit of a dick, but in a good way. He's a bit, you know. Number one, though. That's crazy. Two years in a row.

But that's definitely... This is definitely a cause of who the 2,000 people are voting on this. Oh, yeah. Because, like, I reckon... I mean, attractiveness is subjective, right? Yeah, but they all watch, like, Clarkson's Farm, probably find it really funny. But, like, this can't be. I just...

The people that are voting this, though, I'm just like, so you're telling me the same person that finds Jeremy Clarkson attractive? Then Tom Holland. No, because remember, the people who vote number one... Oh, you think it's just like... They're completely different than two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to pick. You've got to order it. I don't know. It just seems like the biggest...

mess of results also remember like we don't know who they could have chosen from maybe it's only like true you know true can we go down a little bit I just want to see a couple of the like Henry Cavill not no oh is it just top 10 it's not like our top 100 no oh wow it's top 10 that's the worst I've ever seen on any genre it was just very odd

Like, fair enough, they might all be very nice. Yeah. Attractive to other people than me. But, you know. I'm kind of flustered. I still can't get past the Robbie Williams thing. I will say, I actually do concede that he's probably not as big as I think he is. I think, I was googling whilst you guys were talking. So he's big worldwide, except for America. All right. And I just, I assumed America was...

yeah spoke for the rest of the world he's had number one albums in like Germany and New Zealand sure but not England America sorry yeah yeah fair Simon do you believe in these conspiracies of people thinking like the government and people control the sky clouds and stuff in England yeah

Everywhere. No. Can you pull the tweet up, Nick? I saw this this morning. I thought it was jokes. Look, so, wait, wait. This person here, Dr. Naomi Wolf, tweets normal. And this one says, it's heartbreaking when my youngest son's eyes light up and he points and says, look at the sky, like it's not the sky. So they're saying it's fake. What? You know, yeah, go down a little bit. The goal here is the tweets. What are you doing? Oh, sorry, yeah, go down. The goal is in the replies. Look, keep going, keep going. I linked all of the tweets, by the way. You should have put them on the LinkedIn. I've got them here. Oh, you put them in.

Okay, let's do this. One of the worst geoengineered skies I've personally witnessed, whether this is biofuels or some of the cloud tech, it's just a normal sky, isn't it? What? Yeah. Looking north, aldo-striped cloud formations and equidistant horizontals. Does no one remember the natural sky? What is going on? These are just nice skies. Can I go one more?

Look at that. It's just a nice sky, man. My favorite one is someone tweeted saying that I think people are confused at color grade. Back in the day, you'd see pictures of the sun in that and it'd be on a film. And obviously it's graded like golden hour, all this stuff. And people assume it's just real. Do you believe it? No, it's just life, isn't it? It's just life. I did used to think when I was a kid that olden days was black and white. I still can't imagine...

olden days having as much colour I know I agree as now because like take away all our like devices and stuff life is probably way similar to now than we think take away internet I know that's insane to say but like imagine little Betty just sat in her kitchen life would like the grass is the same birds are the same trees are the same grass can't be the same

I know, I think it says, I think, yeah. Randy, I was in the toilet earlier after you talked about this. My phone showed me a reel related to the fake sky. And look, you can see it here being produced, mate, by a... Oh my God. Wait, actually, give it back. That's quite funny. Yeah, look. Oh my God. There it is. That's the evidence. That's quite funny, actually. He's been convinced. He's...

Go on that thread more because there's funny ones that there's a reply but it's out of order now. It's annoying. It doesn't matter. All I'm saying is have you ever been to Disney World and it rains? Yeah. Oh. It rains all the time there. It rained when I was there because it's in Florida. It rains often. Often. Maybe they make it rain there.

Yeah. It's funny how... Well, no, I wouldn't say Florida. I was going to say the two places I love to go in America, Texas and Florida, rains a lot. But I don't love Florida at all. There's nothing about Florida that I love. It's just that that's where Disney World was. But I do love Texas. Texas does have a lot of storms. Very green. What I also like about Texas is... I said it in my vlog as well. You think Texas, because it's so hot. It's one of the hottest places. You think of it to be like grass or brown and stuff. It's very green. It rains a lot. Especially Houston rains a lot. Yeah. We're not moving. Yeah.

We don't have to move, but we should. If there's one place to move, I'd definitely say there because weather's great, economy's really great there, a lot of potential, you know. Yeah, but someone wants to move to Canada, so he won't be that far. Randolph, Texas. Where is that? That's Fannin County. That's still pretty far, John. I mean, you could pop over on the jet. Where? Canada. Still far as far as, yeah. So far. But I guess more UK than anything else.

uh gonorrhea cases reached a record high that's cool that's cool um would you both become prison bitches we would actually i think we did it on sidecast oh yeah that was my question we did that on sidecast we would concede that we would definitely concede that oh you talked about it on sidecast yeah it was that whole thing wasn't it where it was like how would you rise to yeah yeah

You would just be the bitch. Just do it. That's the best option. Do you think you'd get bummed, though? Do you reckon your pair of you would get bummed straight away? Would you get bummed? What do you mean? By choice? It's their choice. I'd sleep with the leader straight away. And then, at night, kill him. And then be like, I'm now the leader. Yeah. Done. You think everyone else would just accept that? That you got bummed and then killed him? They wouldn't know that. They'd assume...

The implication. Well, if you kill the leader, you become the leader, don't you? I don't know. I don't know. Is this your prison knowledge? This is a cool topic. Can we read this one out? The founder... I found out my partner has a dildo mold of her ex. Can we read that thread? Yeah, go for it. John, can you read it for us? Yeah, yeah. Put it on the screen, but read it out. I feel like you'd be the best to read this. I'm going to follow along on my iPad here. Okay. What would you do, by the way, if you actually found this out? I'd be distraught. Yeah. That's a bit weird. Yeah, but...

You could see it as, like they're saying, look, I love you more, but I'll be honest, I just like their dick better. But I'm like, you know what? No, actually. No. Sorry. As you said, it was still bad. I'm trying to devil's advocate this. It's not working. Go on then, John. All right. We've got it. I'm finding it here. Where is it? It is. Okay. I love by the way. Long story short, but I found out that the dildo we use during sex. Oh, right. They use it together as well. Yeah, that's completely way worse. It's actually a mold of her ex-boyfriend's penis.

I told her I'm not okay with it still being used. She got upset and said she's not throwing it away. I feel like this is a boundary for me, one that I do not want to compromise on. They broke up over a year ago and she does not speak to him. I do not want my girlfriend to be getting off with her ex's tallywhackamole. Am I wrong to being okay with this? I particularly like when it edits on this, by the way. My favorite part is the edit. Wow, this is a reality check.

Thank you for keeping up your options, good person. Here we go. A repeat question is whether it was related to size insecurity. I'm right around average. This mould is bigger than average. Keep sanding it down a little at a time. Yeah, the comments are a good one. You know, there is a part of what I was saying earlier that's like, you know, like, at least, this shows that, you know, size isn't everything. Because, you know, there's more to people than their dick, I guess. That's what I'm trying to say. Well,

It shows size and everything for the relationship, but for sex, she's kept the dildo. Yes, that's the problem. So, okay, okay, okay. So size matters in sex, but wait, this is actually quite funny. If you're going to DP your girl with her ex, at least have a mold of his hand made too, so you can high five it.

It's not like it would be difficult for her to get a different one, literally any different one. It's so true. There's not very common. Nah, you're in the right in my opinion. That's weird as hell. Put it in your butt to show dominance. Nah, you've got to like, nah, couldn't do it. Yeah, I know. That's weird. Yeah, yeah. What about, would you get a mold of your penis made as a present for your partner? Nah, I thought about it. Here's a question, right? So, 50 cent back in the day, it was rumored that he got a mold made of his dick to sell as a dildo as merch. Yeah.

isn't that interesting what do you mean it was a rumor can you google it i mean 50 cent i mean who did you buy one no i would have no i would have sold him today no i wouldn't buy no way i'd google it i'd like you know be interesting to see that'd be good vlog content though if you did what would it tell me i tried 50 cents dick you don't have to try it true unboxed i unboxed now i get demonetized real quick this might get demonetized now

We've spoken about a lot of stuff on this podcast. Yeah, it's educational. Is it any... Nah, that is weird. There's no way anyone's okay with that. That we know. I wonder why it never came out. I feel like JJ would do that, you know? What? Sell one.

Yeah. Yeah. Seems like something he would do. Yeah, I could see it. Although, you know, much younger audience than 50 Cent, so that's probably why 50 Cent couldn't do it. What's Google saying? It's not really saying much about 50 Cent. I think it just made it up. Maybe it was a dream. It's literally... What did you Google? 50 Cent dildo rumour. No, penis mould. 50 Cent penis mould. Yeah, penis mould. Double rumour. 50 Cent penis mould. Yeah. Dildo. At the end. No, just penis mould. Sure, sure, sure. Anything coming up?

You sure that this is a thing? Damn. There you go. 2005, 50 Cent gets his cock moulded into dildo. This is a... What is this? I read it in a mag. There's your source. I think fam has fully gotten... Oh, man. Yeah, I think you made this up a little bit. Wait, his dick was on power, though. Damn. You're gonna go watch that, aren't you? I've seen it. Ed. Which celebrity's dick mould would sell the best? Ooh.

Zac Efron did this in a movie. Did he? Where he was like the college kid next door. And he owned a frat house. They moved in next door. Yeah, Bad Neighbours with Robert De Niro. Yeah. No, not with Robert De Niro. Was it not Robert De Niro? No, it's Bad Grandpa, isn't it?

oh that is bad grandpa but yeah so yeah and they sold them that's how they raise money for their mad mad oh yeah i seem to remember that yeah what celebrity would it be um well as we know the games you've got a hefty one that'd go well jeremy clarkson yeah clearly clearly jeremy clarkson um is it ronaldo yeah it's so well now there's wood yeah who do you reckon has got a big dick ronaldo messi probably ronaldo i'd assume assume no no no it's gotta be messy because like the the it's

my dick sure sure is everything alright at home lower lower gravitational as well maybe that's why I think that's why he can stay so low to the ground because he's got a lot of no no because Ronaldo's got three legs to jump off true but you don't see the leg come out when he jumps exactly does it in his pants okay just momentum Euros I don't know we don't have to do it nah we might do it next week who's gonna win England

Yeah, sure. To be fair, I actually... I don't... I had more knowledge about international football when I was younger, you know? Yeah, I... Yeah. I don't know much anymore. Like, I couldn't tell you the team of, like, Austria. I reckon Brazil win. Right, I nearly bought... I nearly bit of that. All right. Let's do a quick £5 wager right now. Okay. Okay. Should we do random... Let's do sweepstakes. Sweepstakes. Yeah? Everyone in? Yeah. £10. Well, I said £5. I know, but...

I think you're going to see me with £5 out anyway. £10, £10. Sure. £10, alright, sure. £10 sweepstakes. Yeah, all five of us. You can give Joel one as well. Are we all allowed one re-roll? No. No? You can buy in for a new re-roll at the end. I think you're allowed a re-roll at the end. Yeah, you can't do it. You can't do it. Yeah, you can just go, you know, you can just go again. At the end, at the end. Yeah. Only one, I'm saying. Yeah. I'm just saying, if you get like...

You're an absolute stinker. Yeah. And it'd be funny if you re-rolled and then your original team won. Yeah, yeah, true, true. Sound. This sounds fun. John will probably win this. All right, so I have the list of names. Yeah, yeah. First person is... Who we got? Ooh. It's me. Oh, nice. Nice. So my team is... Oh, give him a stinker. Georgia. Georgia.

Nice, nice. That's really weird. Off camera we tried one with a different site and I got Portugal. It did all in one go. Okay, remove that. By the way, what's Poland H? Oh, I just left something in my shot. Alright, next person is Nick. Okay, nice, nice.

Okay, so Nick's team is... Nick's going to get someone that suits him. I know he is. Oh, Ukraine. Wow. Ukraine. Man of the people. Nice. Okay. So remove them. Next person. I reckon John. Is it John? It's Adam. Okay, let's go. Adam gets... Nice. That's a good one. Are they? Actually, maybe not anymore. They're all right. They're all right.

Okay, so we have John and Randolph. In my head I was thinking Belgium. John and Randolph. It is Randolph. Oh, nice. Come on, come on. It's already, let's go. Give me Italy. It's Italy. I'll take that. I'll take Italy. Okay. Let's go, let's go. So that means John. There's still potential to get someone really good here. Germany, England, France. Okay, so who's John getting? It's not going to be any of them. Oh, yeah, you never know. Romania. Scotland. Scotland.

Oh, it's Romania. Okay. So I would get Joel one as well. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Although if the team's bad, he's not going to put 10 pounds in. True. Oh my God. England. England. Okay. Nice. So I went first and got Portugal. Yeah. I'm going to stick with that. Yeah.

Nick, you went second and got... Germany, I think. Ukraine. Actually, you're allowed one re-roll. You know what? I think it's really bad if you re-roll Ukraine. Are you going to re-roll? Yeah, I'm going to. What? What? All right, go on. That's crazy. Oh, come on, come on, come on. I really wanted to get, like, Albania. Yeah.

Oh my god! No! No! No! He's actually got Germany. Wow. Okay, okay. Oh my god. That was boring, Nick, man. Okay, after that was Adam. And you got Netherlands. Do you want to re-roll? There's France still in there. Spain. And Spain. You're going to re-roll? Bastard. You're going to re-roll? To be fair, there is Germany around. England. Yeah, Germany. But for him, I'm saying, like, it actually... Alright, go for it. So Adam has changed. He's just saying that, you know...

Belgium mate? Oh no, you fucked it. It's Albania. It's Albania. Okay. And then it was... You were John first. It was me first. Me then John. I do still think Adam made the right choice. I got fucking Italy. You're going to stick with them? You know what? I might just... People love a gamble. Think about it. Italy won it.

True, true, but they won't again. They won't again. Okay, I'll stay. No, go for it. No, no, I'll stay. France is still there. John, if John re-spins, who did John get? He got Romania. Okay, so John's still there. But if he re-spins this, this is who I could have got. John, you want to re-spin? Let's do it. Okay. If he gets France now, I'm fuming. And then Joel's not allowed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Joel might actually win. Oh, Spain, is it? Oh! Oh, wow! Oh!

That's so crazy. Oh my God, that's on it. That was so close. Oh man. Okay, so there you have it. We have Portugal, Slovenia, Albania, Italy,

Italy, Germany and England. Nice. You know what's funny about that? This wheel knows who it is before the animation. So we're going, oh, for no reason. It was always going to be Slovenia. True. But there it is. That's our prediction. That's our sweepstake. We'll see who wins. We should do a viewer one. Do one viewer one. I've got rid of... I just did a... Oh, no worries. I just did Czech Republic. Yeah, remove them. They re-rolled. Yeah, sure, sure. This is for the viewers. We all lose here if they win.

That's what we give. We give £50 per person. £10 per viewer. Oh my God, they've got France. It's Georgia. Oh yes. Who are Georgia, by the way? I know a country. I know a country, but I've never seen them play football. All right. Thanks for watching, guys. Good luck to you all. See you soon. Bye. Bye. Bye.