JME Talks Everything | #252 | What's Good
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Yo what's up guys and welcome back to the What's Good Podcast. We have, potentially, my favourite guest of all time, JME. Let's go. Thank you so much. Come on, come on. Thank you guys, thank you, thank you. A legendary guest. I would say you are probably, yeah, the most legendary guest we've ever had on. Oh, thank you so much. You definitely are, by the way, the champion of the most viewed clip, I think. Which one? You know when you answered, we asked you a question. Oh. Can you remember the question? It was, if you could stop any crime by committing that crime.

what would you do? Oh yeah. It's a perjury. Yeah. And that clip went crazy. Not on our profile, but like on someone took it. Yeah. And it went, went nuts. We should have watermarked that. We should have watermarked it. But you know what? I feel like, you know, you can't, you can't claim speech.

You can claim speech, bro. Can you? Yeah, you can. So I was going to show James something before we start the podcast, but I was like, oh, I'm going to show you the podcast. Yeah, yeah. So AI music, it's getting crazy. I put this in the chat last night. The thing is, this is why I don't want to bring it up in the podcast because you've seen this already. It's because every podcast I ever do is like, AI, you know, it's crazy. No, no, it's not. Listen, so I'm, obviously I'm making music again, right? And I'm thinking, oh, how do I sample stuff? How can I sample stuff? This is AI right here. What do you mean? The whole thing? The whole thing. I typed in.

I typed in 60s, like, funk soul sample, and it just did that. See, I think AI is good for creativity like that. I think AI is good for transitions in videos. It's good for getting samples like that. I don't think AI is good for being left alone. Yeah, I agree. And to try and create something because... Yeah, I wouldn't put that out, but I would sample that up, change the pitch and stuff. There's no life out. I've never heard AI do samples like that. I can't believe it. Do you use AI? You seem like the kind of person that will either really use it for everything and be like, like,

like Randy. I don't use it at all, but I'm not against it. I was against it at first. I thought this is pointless. Like there's no life behind it because the things people were talking about with AI were like, Oh, a new AI artist and it's getting followers. And I'm thinking, bro, like how can you follow something that isn't alive? That's no life. There's no personality.

personality behind it as a tool i think it's great yeah but if you're trying to put something off as as real and in no way yeah i'm not good enough a guy that's doing my videos now yeah he's using ai for transitions and stuff yeah and it is just good it's because ai i hate the term ai because ai ai is everything it starts no no seriously a calculator is ai yeah

it's artificial intelligence. It's very, a calculator is very, very smart. And we've had it for how many years? You put in any sum, press equals, it tells you the answer. That is smart. Offline, no internet, AI. Everything's AI, but it's just that we got to a point where everything has to be named, which is, it's like double-edged sword because you need to name things to be able to identify things. That's why we have words to name things and put things in, you know what I mean? But then sometimes you name things and they just get...

banded about weaponized used to people that don't understand things you know i mean and i think ai is one of those terms that's just getting used for absolutely everything even when you said it just now yeah i was waiting to hear something trash yeah yeah because you know i mean but you showed me nothing else that's pretty cool well i'm someone who wouldn't show something if it was trash you know i've got like quite a you showed us your song yesterday mad

You got new music though? Yeah, I rattled him as well. No, no, no, I'm not rattled. I'm very good at pretending to be rattled. That's my thing. No, no, I'm working on some music. Yeah, I'm like flip-flopping between everything these days, you know. Trying to find what I like the most to do, but I like music, so. No, we need more music, Randy. Yeah, I just gotta do what I enjoy doing. Keep trying to make YouTube videos. I'm like, you know, that's not even my thing. What do you mean? What's your thing? Nah, you know, vlogging is my thing, and then Pokemon video is my thing. I don't class them as YouTube videos. I've got a gift. I've got a gift. Okay. Oh. Well, I've got a gift you've got to choose.

One for me, one for him, or just everything for me? One for the show. But you've got to choose. Okay. Before we see it or after? So you can choose before you see it or you can choose after. It's up to you. You're such a game master. I can tell you what they are. No, I just don't know what I'm meant to say right now. No, I know, I know. I'm out to get them. Okay, okay, okay. Let's go. Oh, now we're allowed to use a wide shot. Also, by the way, everyone keeps complaining we're not using the wide shots enough. Ooh. What? What?

Sorry, let me move my vlog camera out of the way. Oh, you vlog? That's crazy. Yeah, I vlog on the channel called Randy. I actually need some help over there. Please come watch. Okay. I'm excited for this. For all you listeners, Jamie's opening a bag. I can't hide this one, though. I can't hide this one. Jamie always smells really nice, by the way. From a distance as well. Can I hide it? There's no point hiding it. Do you want us to just close our eyes? There's no point hiding it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eyes closed. Eyes closed. Right. Yeah, yeah. This is the idea. Let me get under here. Right. You can open your eyes.

So right, you can either have three base packs of Pokemon cards, the base set. Unlimited base set. Yeah. Shadalus. What? Is it one of Shadalus? I don't think it will be. That's quite expensive though. So you can either have this to display. It's meant to have a little thing like that to make it display. Are they weighed? Yeah. No, are they heavy or light? I haven't weighed them. Look at them. What? What?

Wow, let's go guys. Or, yeah, or, and what I was thinking about them is, you shouldn't open them. No, no, no. Then I was thinking, maybe our kids can open them in the future. Okay, sure. In the future. So when you have your son. Yeah. So like, you're going to have a son, don't worry. He's going to have a son. He's going to have a son. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, they can open them. So when, you know, when they're all above age. So that's that one. Or this one here.

Which you can open. Well, that has to be pretty special. That's very similar. Okay. It's similar. What if there's more than four, three kids? Ooh, twins. Twins is the only thing that ruins it. Yeah. I didn't think about that. So you can open that. Just pull a card off.

Yeah. And it's the Sephora. You can have that on display either. I was going to sign it, but I didn't have time. I was rushing to get it. Huh? We might have a pen. Oh! What? Why are you saying, oh, what's going on? It's similar. What do you mean that's similar? The cards are always more interesting than the packs. Do you reckon? Yeah, because like, you know what you're going to get there. Why as well? Why? I mean, look at the set. It's a six set. Yeah, but...

Those listening right now, the first gift, but we've not described any of them. Oh my goodness me, the audio listeners are fuming right now. Sorry, audio listeners. Yeah, the audio listeners right now. So Jamie's given us two gifts. The first gift is an acrylic frame with three original base set packs in it, one Venusaur, one Charizard, one Blastoise artwork. And then Simon's holding up a frame of nine hollow Charizards. You've got six base set Charizards and then you've got a Japanese Team Rocket into

in two English Team Rocket. No first edition. I can't remember. No first edition. Okay. No shuttle list. That's fine. You said that in such like a mean way. No, I had one, but it wasn't. No first edition. I had a first edition, but I think it was a different Charizard. I wanted it to match. Yeah. Yeah. That's sick. Oh,

Oh no. So yeah, you can have one of them. I want to state, if we do accept either of these gifts, we're not going to keep them. What do you mean you have to accept the gifts? I'm saying that it's not ours. It's on the set. It's on the set and then like when the podcast stops, you will get it back. It's what's good. Also, when the podcast stops, the podcast is not stopping. If the podcast stops, I'll carry on. What will happen? I'll get it back. You will definitely be off the podcast before the podcast ends, I think. Me? Yeah.

What do you mean? The podcast is us. So what do you mean I'll be off it? Are you going to kick me off? He's kicking me off. No, no, no. What is going on here? Before this ends, you'll be off. No, I mean like, if you're ever ready to give it up, I'll happily continue it. Unless you don't want me to. Then I'll do my own. I'll be asking for you. Yeah, yeah. Don't worry. Of course. Of course. No, I can't. Look at him. He's better than me. Oh my gosh. If he said. Also, if you're watching the podcast right now, his schedule for the next two weeks is

is crazy anyway so i don't even know when we're gonna film one i know you lot schedule tomorrow anxiety man oh do you tomorrow thursday what day is it thursday you've been to paris for the brand deal yeah maybe not i don't know we'll figure it out i can start the brand deal office no no no you do the brand deal where's the camera that's on it's not okay uh what i'm being honest domestics domestics randolph is randolph is the pokemon man he's the pokemon

So I'm just gonna they're both Pokemon themed so I'm just gonna let you choose I'm thinking in terms of the set I think it's easier to display this because we can do it in the shelf behind us you can't fit that in the shelf behind us you could put that on the wide shot but as everyone knows John and I hate the wide shot and they're all complaining that is in the comments and you can fight us I love the wide shot I love the wide shot but I don't want to leave it on there for too long because I like seeing what we're saying so we'll put the wide shot on but we'll not leave it on for too long anyway what do you think? Can I ask you two questions?

One, why? You never let me answer, but go on. One, why what? Why have you given us, why? Because we're all going to die one day. What do you mean? Okay, and two, what are you doing with the other one? Oh, keep it. Take it home. Keep it. Why is he not keeping both? What do you mean? I've got lots of things, man. And when people do things and I think, oh yeah, that reminds me of this or that, you know, like anything, you know. Imagine like, I don't know.

He's been told he has to have a clear out. That's what it is. No way. They're upstairs of mine. I'll keep both of them. I don't mind. One for the set. Look at this set, you lot. Can we have a round of applause for the set? I don't know. Round of applause for the set. It's beautiful. It's sick. And yeah, you know what it is? It's the same. How deep are we going to go? We always do this. Basically, it's the same thing. Everything's the same. So everything's the same. Let me get this out of my head. Right. When I saw the set,

I thought of these things okay so that's why that's the house where I can answer it you know I mean yeah same with like it's the same reason why if I write a lyric it's like if I hear a beat I thought of that so I wrote that lyric to that beat if I you know I mean so when I saw this set I thought oh yeah sick that yeah these are I think these are special these are completely this is completely up to you I think I think we go for this packs yeah yeah yeah but but definitely one day we'll open it together one day if you want yeah

The day that I take over the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In many years. Also, I have some... You weren't planning on me dying before the podcast ends. No, it's not. I'm saying you'll get busier...

Before it ends You know what I'm saying I'm hoping to do the opposite Oh great Then it's not ending There you go Come on you lot man We just got here Golf channel on podcast That's my Oh yeah Oh my gosh We're getting to golf straight away No no We're not going to talk about golf Everyone got really angry No no no Did they? Yeah they were like I love this but So much golf talk Alright well One comment Quick Yeah one comment each Go

What? I'm saying one comment said that, but I'm not. Jamie's going to play with us. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course, man. I need to get my clubs and play, 100%. I used to play golf all the time. I used to go driving range on my own, like therapy. Yeah, I've seen the video you did with Alhan. For like three hours. Yeah, I went with Alhan. That was recent though. I mean, back in the day. Okay, okay, okay. Literally. And then now you lot are all on golf and I'm just like sitting there watching. So yeah, man. Well, I'm going to give you this back then. Thank you very much. Should we put this on right now? Do you want to put this on right now? Put it on, put it behind...

Okay. Yeah? Wow. No, so... We need to get him a birthday present from What's Good. Yeah, when's his birthday? May 4th. Oh, wow. Huh? Thank you. I don't know if you're being serious. He's born on Star Wars Day. Hey, do you know... How do you eat these? With milk. What do you do? With cold milk. Is that all you do? Nothing else?

Why? Mix them. Oh, what? One with the caramel? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. One you mix them. The caramel's bad as well. Something's coming. Huh? Something's coming. What? What? Oh, a mixture. By the way, can I just say, I was driving back. What was he saying? I was in the car with Harry and Chip today, back from the Simon's. Tell me what he's saying first. He's saying one's coming out with both together. Oh, I thought he said some has come in. No, I didn't say that. I thought he said some has come in. I'm thinking, what are you talking about? That's not a selling point. Secondly, all parents that have young kids...

You know when your kid poos and it smells sweet? I don't, but yeah. It smells sweet like the best cereal. That's crazy. It does.

I haven't noticed that yet. As much as you think that's like a good sell, saying it smells like kids poo. No, no, no, no. It's sweet. It's nice. It's opposite around. It's opposite around, yeah. The cereal doesn't taste like poo. I don't know what poo tastes like. The cereal doesn't taste like poo, but when kids poo is sweet, whatever the ingredients of the sweetness is, it's aromatic.

aromatic and um yeah fragrance that is like the best i was driving back to the best poo gone the side machine yesterday in a taxi and i just glanced at a tesco and on the through the window of the car through the window of the tesco i could just see all these like laying there in tesco that's crazy and i'm just worried because i feel like as our friendship continues to grow in the group i'm just not going to be there anymore i can't afford to come to events

You are. Now they're going to go, oh, that's all. Because by the way, the holiday you got planned or we've planned loosely. Remember we're in Dubai, I think on that boat or maybe we're in Portugal. And then everyone's like, oh, what we should do for one trip is go to this island in like Maldives or something. Yeah. It was like 50K each.

Yeah. And I'm like, fuck, I've got to do my taxes and shit. I'm trying to figure out. I'm still trying to recover from Big Stag. Forget money. You are because you're you. As long as you stay being you. Yeah, I'll always be me. As long as you stay being you. Yeah, I'll try my best. And what's money? We're all going to die one day. We are going to die. Money's bullshit. Money's not real. Whatever, man. So if somehow all your friends came into like 100 mil each somehow, you think it's not going to be your friends anymore? Yeah.

potentially no you know what no way what do you mean no because i do know a number of you you're you yeah i'm me you forget who you are yeah i do and also by the way i will be honest like if you guys did a trip and i wasn't there it would be definitely worse exactly it'd be so much worse yeah i don't know why you're thinking about it 100% it will yeah because you're you you forget who you're you do you look after other people people like

I do it sometimes as well. You look, not look after, but you think about other people. I got a good soul. You look after people, you think about other people and you forget, you don't forget who you are, but you don't worry about who you are.

You know what I mean? You don't really think about it, whatever, whatever, whatever. If you actually spend time and think about who you are and what you do, you'll learn to remember to rate yourself and that you're you. Trust me. That's my inner monologue on every vlog. Do my head in now. Some comments yesterday were like, oh Randy, these speeches you go on, they're always the same thing. You've got to change them up. I'm like, how? This is me. I'm just talking. How can I change it while I'm saying it's me? AI one. Yeah, yeah. Do your speech into AI and say, change all the words. Change it.

You can tell when something is AI written as well these days. That's my new thing. Detecting it? No, trying to be it. Where's my phone? I heard the beep. Somebody messaged... You know there's like all diss tracks flying about and people are like, oh, it's AI, it's AI. And I was saying to them, it's not AI because the things they said are too personal and people won't know them. And then someone messaged back and said...

Oh, how do you know you're on AI right now? So then what I did was I wrote a sentence. I started to write as if I was AI saying that Jamie Adenugo could never be AI because I was talking like I was AI. And I really enjoyed doing that. So I think that's my new thing. I think I'm going to start talking like AI. Become AI. Yeah, go the other way. Instead of AI trying to be us, go to AI.

What? Your name is Jamie and you call yourself J-M-E. What are the other two letters? I took out the A-I. A-I. Wow. Oh my God. You're a really smart guy. He's A-I. He's A-I.

You know what I hate? I hate when I talk to people. Come on, that was good. If I talk to someone about Jamie or reference Jamie, I will say Jamie. And they go, who? And I go, JME. And they go, alright. It's the same. Like, you're saying it the same. Who's that? JME. JME. I know, the plan was to be called JME so that I'm still just Jamie because I didn't want to be called like super lyric kid or something. But then what happened is

J-M-E took off and then people started putting capitals like big J, no, capital J dot, capital M dot, capital E. And then people started to see me as like,

I don't know. Joint Metrics Enterprise. I don't know what they thought. I don't know what they thought. You know what I mean? They think I'm J-M-E. Do you do that in some of your songs? I know, I know, I know. It's J-M-E. I know. What is your shirt? I love your shirt right now. What is that? This is a show I do. Okay. I do Gram MC FM, which is like getting all the Gram MCs to come to a show and just do a set because that's what we do, radio sets. But then also...

I had an idea. Why did I have this idea? I think I had this idea during COVID to book out a venue and let everyone come through and just have no DJs, have a massive sound system and people just playing like a house party back in the day. People just play things off their phone or play things off. Back in the day, it was tapes and CDs. Whereas I thought, yeah, you can have an auxiliary cable. People play music off their phone. Everyone's just chilling. It's not like a stand and look at the front who's DJing, who's emceeing. Everyone's literally chilling, talking, drinking, having a good time and people just playing songs.

So this is the USB-C to aux cable. Love that. Yeah. All my clothes got babysick on that man, but let's realize just now, but then, yeah, so we did a show at Fabric, took over the whole Fabric venue and we did Graham MC FM in the, in the main room, in room two. We had my friend Felix who did Club Supernova, which is like, I'm a piano and funky, like more dancey vibes. And then we had room three, which is like a small room, like about just a bit bigger than this. Yeah. Probably the same size of this room now.

And they was like, do you want to do anything in room three? I was like, I've got an idea, but I don't know if we can do it. Like called pass the aux. And we'll get, if you can get the engineer to wire up, wire up the aux cable to the mixer and I'll stand at the front or someone will have a host that stands at the front and getting people's phones, plugging it in.

And yeah, so when the night kicked off, I went into the room just to test it out, test the aux levels, see the mixer, blah, blah, blah, cover up the decks so no one messes around with the equipment. And then I was in there playing music and then they let people in. So then I got stuck in behind the decks with like crowds there playing music, but it was the best experience ever. Yeah. Ever, ever. Like literally people were coming in there playing like,

I don't know, some 60s music with Tempatease vocal on it or so, you know what I mean? Like people just passing their phone playing random things. It was just sick, crazy. Like the vibe was, after everything was played, there was no mic, so I couldn't speak. So after songs played, plug out the aux, it was a round of applause, everyone was cheering. It was so sick.

so yeah we're gonna keep doing it now past the orcs and i made merch past the orcs merch with past orcs on the back on the day i just wrote past orcs on a blackboard on the wall i took a picture of it and that's on the back of this t-shirt that is sick when i was a kid and i was first making music my favorite thing to do i used to go to that youth group every tuesday and it used to get picked up in a van by my cousin

Sounds weird, but it's not. No, it's not. And every week, I used to make music to then go play on the orcs, you know? So, like, showing people music is like a sick art form. You don't have to release it either. Nothing to release. It's just like, what I've been making this week. I think that's probably my favourite part about my art. People say, do you like making music, bud? Do you like da-da-da-da-da? I think I like showing people what I've made and seeing what their reaction is and then that inspires me next. Like, when I did Cinema Tour...

like that was probably the best thing I've done like yeah showing people my music videos and like because I've already seen the video I ain't gotta watch it I'll literally go to the side of the cinema and just look at everyone in the seats and watch everyone's faces when something happens look at everyone's face like people clapping jumping laughing like that that's the best part you know I mean obviously you can perform in similar when you're on stage performing you see everyone singing your lyrics back as well it's the best part so yeah I think Pastor Orcs is also a similar vibe to that yeah this exactly that was The Room

Where's this video from? Your Twitter. Twitter, okay. There's Pastor Orcs. That's on the back of this. Did you draw that? I just wrote it on the board on that day there. That's quite a cool drawing. And I just, yeah, I took a picture and put it on the back of this. I'm going to get a light made so I can have that button lit up on the wall. And yeah, man, literally that day sparked Pastor Orcs. It is a thing now. Yeah, yeah.

I think I enjoy like just doing stuff and showing people. That's why I first started YouTube because I was like make a song or whatever or if I'm recording my cod and then just put it on there. But now what it's become now is like so different to what it was when I started. But I guess that's because it became work, right?

What? Like this became work. It's not work. For me, I'm like, I don't know. Don't see it as work, man. I never see nothing as work. I want to work. I sometimes look at people at jobs and think, I would like to do a job for a day. I had an idea to do that. I thought, I don't know if anyone could pick it up, but get musicians, people that don't work everyday jobs to swap jobs with their biggest supporter. So if I've got a mad hard supporter that is working at McDonald's, Krispy Kremes,

They get to go for the day.

they know my lyrics to a song they get to shoot a video it's one of my songs they know all lyrics for every scene everything recreate everything and i get to go to work for the day oh look because you know i mean like i haven't worked a day in my life yeah like i've done so much work but i haven't had a job and worked for someone a single day in my life since you'd have to go through like if you said mcdonald's then you'd have to go through mcdonald's not just yeah yeah they can't just go yeah just put my t-shirt on they'll be fine honestly i don't think i don't think far enough i never had a job in my head i thought yeah we could have swapped

If the manager says, okay, let me swap. But that'd be good. You know what I mean? So yeah. Do you want me to start talking about things I've got down to talk about you lot? So Simon and I have got iPads now and Jamie walks up with one. You've got topics. Okay. We have a whole like notion on...

Things to ask and stuff No that's cool We can back and forth Alright Actually one thing before Go Do you remember last time He started talking about Streamer bias Yeah That's on there Is it It's actually on there Yeah No streamer But he was like I don't want to talk about it If you don't know what it is Yeah and it booked us the whole time And then I don't know what it is Still I don't know what it is now Okay cool You know Yeah I think Simon doesn't know I think he's trolling No I do I don't know how much I said about it I think I know what it is

I don't know how I'm going to tell you about it. It's such a simple thing. It's just a theory I've got in my mind. Okay, come on. He never wanted to explain it though. Do you want me to try and explain what I think it is? If you know what it is, that's crazy. Because you can't Google it. It's what I've made up in my head of something to do with streaming that's a bias.

It's the... Okay, so say you release a video. No, it's not. Where is it? Let me finish. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Say I'm the streamer, you release a video, whatever. Yeah. I watch your video. My reaction can make the people viewing it biased before they even make up their own opinion. Ooh, spud me. Yeah? No, I like that. Yeah. That is a different stream bias, though. That's different. That's not even it. No, that's amazing. That's amazing, though. I like that. Because...

Yeah, I like that. That's like reaction videos as well. Reaction videos make people like songs. Yeah, if I listen to a song and straight away go like, ah, this is a bit, this is shit. Everyone in the chat is going to be like, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right. Especially if they rate your opinion. Yeah. If they rate your opinion and watch you all the time, happens with loads of people. And also no one dare give their opinion until they read the comments as well. That's why, that's why, that's why,

Never mind. My comments are off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish you could turn comments off but let through the good ones. You can review them. No, because then it's still biased. Yeah, it's still biased. That's like, I always say, I don't know if I said it on this podcast already, but that's like, take anything, anything you bought, every single thing in this room that you buy, when you go to the shop to buy this, imagine if in the shop...

Underneath where it said the price, it said... It just had comments from anonymous people. Like, this is rubbish, man. Oh, Prime, hasn't it got caffeine in it? Yeah, yeah, it's so true. Oh, you're sucking JJ off. You know what I mean? There's random things in the shop. Yeah, yeah. Like, what? Don't you just want to buy it? Like, I don't want it. You know what I mean? And that's a product. Never mind art. So imagine in the art gallery. Imagine you went to the Tate. And you're in the Tate. Or you went to the Louvre. You went to go and see Mona Lisa. And underneath the Mona Lisa, it just said, everyone come and see this shit painting, man. It's so dead. Like...

What? Yeah, yeah. That's not where you should view the art. That should be allowed to be somewhere, that comment, but not where the art is. That could be art itself though. It could be. It could be an art exhibition where it has the comments. Yeah, but it's like on the video or on the art itself. That's a good idea as well. To show exactly. But it has to be anonymous. That's the way because the comments on the video are anonymous. Even if they were literally like if everyone's flipping ID was given or something. I mean like if everything was verified. YouTube should just let you turn comments off but let me see them.

that'd be sick you probably can do that that'd be better because the comments would be honest yeah and I want to see them I want to see the feedback they definitely can do that because it's the same as like you can see dislikes I don't think that's a thing no the comments do the off for everyone and they can't add them no no but I'm saying they could make it they could do that that'd be sick yeah yeah that'd be so good I want that that's a good idea the only reason I have not turned on is I don't read them I don't read the comments yeah yeah but I cut off my nose to spite my face is that what it's called

yeah because i just turn it off yeah i don't get to know what anyone thinks but then i just think you know what i don't care it makes me not care yeah i just don't care what anyone thinks and it's kind of good because it gives you tougher skin thicker skin because then when people do say things in other places and you think oh whatever man because i just don't care you know i mean i just haven't cared for so long whereas if i had them if i had if i had comments i could see and no one else could see them i'd care and when i saw comments somewhere else i'd care as well yeah i mean so yeah i just don't care anymore sorry for cutting you off no no i was gonna say i don't mind like

Negative comments. I hate when they're negative comments about something that's not true. So if they get the context wrong. So for example, Harry and Theo posted their new golf video yesterday. And here's a comment that someone put in the chat. Is that favorited as well? No, it's not favorited. But they put it in the chat. And again, I love this comment. Okay. Right. I guess I'm a hater, but I just hate Theo. I want to see him suck at golf so bad. I suck at golf, but I just despise him.

right so what i'm saying i like comments with some i like it when people admit that they're hating okay or not i like that okay yeah like they've gone i'm a hater i don't know why but i hate theo so if someone says i'm not sure why i just hate randolph i'm like cool that's fine when they go oh i hate randolph based on the way he does xyz but that's not true so they make it a comment based on something that isn't true i'm like well you're factually correct so i don't like that but you know you can hate you can dislike something but but make sure the facts are right at least that way they're at least like they're giving you

their mindset of something so even if it's not true to you they believe it's true whereas this they're literally doing it for no reason whatsoever they don't even have a false reason they have no but they're honest they're honest they hate they hate theo what i like about your idea about you reading the comments a reason why i like that is because i can take every comment yeah i don't care yeah so i'd like to see all the comments because i don't care but the problem with comments for me is how other people take them yeah yeah

Well I've got a perfect example You know what I mean If someone comments something On my video And my mum sees it Yeah She might text me Yeah yeah yeah But I'll be like Mum it's not You know what I mean Other people take stuff Or sometimes people like There's been in the past People do diss tracks and stuff Or someone starts coming at you online People are messaging my phone Like Jamie I'm like

You know what I mean? It's how everyone else takes it. I don't care about stuff. So that's why I wouldn't mind seeing it. But yeah. Yeah. It's like what Frieza was saying in the podcast last week where me being open on the vlogs is like a bad thing because people take it out of context. So I said something in my vlog that was like pretty normal in the context of things. And I want the people who watch my vlogs to see it. Then someone took that

out of context put on tiktok got like so many more views and it's like randolph lost custody of his kid didn't even say and then everyone's hating on that and then i've got friends now who've seen that clip and read the comments and gone bro i'm so sorry about this certain thing i'm like well that's not even true your comment doesn't exist yeah i can't stop that and i get that but uh you know it's

It's just like the way information gets transferred. And also, a good example is this wide angle, right? So this screen, everyone's like, oh, you haven't pulled the film off the screen. And that became the top comment and everyone else was like, oh, I can't believe they've done that. But as John and I would explain, it's the anti-glare one, you know? But, which is fine. You can think that of your opinion. But if someone says, oh, why have you not taken it off? I can put it on, you know? I believe you could have done this better. I can squeegee that on absolutely perfectly. Yeah, yeah. I could. You could fix it. But yeah, people...

spread misinformation and then that's the other thing on videos is like whatever is the top comment after two hours that's just going to be the narrative that everyone runs with it depends what you're doing like some things are good to have comments and top comments and blah blah blah you know what I mean but what I do

I don't need any comments on it at all. I don't want any comments on it at all. I didn't ask for any comments on it at all. I always think this as well. If I created the thing to put the music there, I wouldn't have put comments there in the first place. So people are only commenting because you can comment because YouTube said, let's put comments there. The same way people take pictures and all the time. They're like, why don't you take pictures? I'm like, you only want a picture because Apple and Samsung, these companies put cameras on phones.

I came from an era where there wasn't even a camera on their phone. You bought a camera if you wanted to take pictures. You bought a phone if you wanted to make phone calls and text messages. And when you met someone that you liked, you think, oh my God, there they are. And you speak to them. You'd be like, oh my gosh, I really like this. You've done that. You know, you inspired it. You know what? I went on a trip for... And I listened to this the whole way through, every lyric. Love, man. Oh, thank you, man. Oh, the worst thing you do is like, oh, can I have your autograph? Can you sign this for me? Like, oh, this is my... You know what I mean? Sign it. That's it. Done. It's like personal. Whereas now...

people have a camera on their phone and because they've got a camera on their phone they say can I have a picture they don't want a picture so they take the picture and they don't know why they took the picture so they post it online like oh look and that's it they delete it it's online yeah I took a picture I swear they collect you like Pokemon like I don't

I don't want, I didn't leave my house to take a picture. You know what I mean? I might, I might be pushing a buggy down the street or I might just run out quickly to go and get some oat milk and I've got flipping sleep in my eye or, you know what I mean? I didn't want to take a picture. Yeah. So yeah. So I think people just do stuff because you can do it. So that's why I always think, what would I do if I made that thing? And that's how I'm releasing music now by how I'd release music. If I just want, if there was no streaming services, if there was no, you know what I mean? So that's what I'm doing. That's nice. So,

Well, we'll ask you more on that soon, because I saw you tweet about it. But I was going to say, MKBHD, a great YouTuber. Have you seen the drama that's been going around recently? Yeah, no. He basically shits on a product. Well, no. He did. Well, no, he did his job. He reviewed it and said it was rigged up. I watched the review. Everyone reviewed that. He didn't even say it was that bad. He's just like... The title's... The worst product I've ever reviewed. He's made a video saying, do bad reviews kill companies now. Yeah, I watched that. I watched him in it this morning. Saying like...

So basically, don't review a product if it's bad. Yeah, so my...

a problem with this is like he's done videos before on like an Apple MacBook or like a whatever and he'll say it's not great and no one cares because if it's not great obviously he'll say this he said he said he said he saw he said the good things he saw in that yeah he said the good things the bad things and because he used a title which was you know maybe a little bit sensational is that the right word well good you know what then if that's what people instead of everyone going at him they should go and buy the product yeah try it out yourself he's not the end be all end all of the product and if he is then that means like the viewers are not viewing the product

think correctly if you need him to make your mind up on whether to buy or not that means you're admitting that you're a sheep you're saying oh we're all sheep and you're making us you're leading us off the cliff man don't walk off the cliff yeah I'm gonna buy this but now I'm not because MKB said it's bad and I hate him now because of that but buy it then that's literally social media though I know but I don't know what it's like a mirror into the people hate on him and they actually hate on themselves

Yeah, you've got to jump out of it, man. But it's like the same, you know, in Keith Lee, he reviews obviously food. Yeah, and he said one place was really bad and that place ended up not doing well and everyone went at him.

No, it wasn't a pizza. It was something else. Yeah, I can't remember what it was, but he didn't give it a good review and everyone started saying, oh, this restaurant's rubbish, blah, blah, blah. And people went at him then saying, you've basically caused the downfall of a restaurant because of it. And he's like, all I've done is review it. He gave my opinion. I review things well. If something's bad, I'm going to review it badly. It's just, yeah, I can't do everything. Like, this is amazing. 10 out of 10. Yeah, you should spin it off into something, man. Whenever everyone comes at you for something, spin it off. Make some merch. Yeah. Do something like, you know what I mean? Yeah.

He is one of the biggest YouTubers on the whole platform because of his honest opinion and he's been doing it since he was literally going on his channel. Also because of his skill. Since he was like 14 he's been doing this. Because of his skill. Yeah, he's unreal. Yeah, actual skill he has. Yeah. Like, you can't just replace him. You know what I mean? So yeah. What? Look at this. Yeah, I've seen that video. He started off with golf swing analysis. Yeah, well it's like JJ going on his channel in his first video of Care Package. Yeah, let's see the swing. Let's see the swing. That's at least a game. I'm going to assume that he, yeah, he's better than you.

he's better than me he is he's better than me as well he plays frisbee as well right yeah go on sorry go on this again do you know one way to review on your laptop because I remember I actually used to watch this guy not that video top right top right click that

Yeah, he's reviewing the HP Pavilion laptop. That's like his laptop. So he's got a laptop. He's like, I'm going to review this, you know. It's just sick, man. He's doing this now. You know, it's what he's always been doing 15 years ago. Yeah, everyone that's telling him that he shouldn't review anything. I mean, but look, Mr. Who's the boss did a video. That's what I'm saying. I watched that. Yeah, what the hell? The same thing. Yeah. He should have sent it on his video and say, this is what I do, man. Yeah. This is me. Yeah, this is me since day one. I've been doing this all the time. Yeah. Let people complain. Yeah, like I said, man, I don't know, man. Like,

I've got it written down here actually. Yeah. But I'm talking about, I've written about music. When you make music, you're talking to a specific crowd. You're not talking to everyone, but now everyone's listening. Yeah. That's happening to everything. Everything is getting everythinged.

Because there is no underground. There is no niche market. There isn't. You know what I mean? Like when he was making that video, he was probably talking to tech enthusiasts only. You know what I mean? Whereas now, I guarantee everyone that's coming at him are not tech enthusiasts. They're just people that watch YouTube and they just see him saying, oh, you can't do that. You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? Someone who's a tech enthusiast, someone who really cares about tech wants to know his opinion. They value his opinion and they think, okay, cool. I was going to buy that. But you know what? He said that it needs to have a...

a data plan okay i'm not gonna get it now because i don't want to pay you know i mean they're actually using it for the real reason of him doing it whereas there's like because of the internet which is a good thing again we're going to keep coming back to this everything's double-edged internet's a beautiful thing because it's obviously made his career yeah but then at the same time it's a bad thing because it's collective consciousness and collective consciousness means the smart ones and the stupid ones yeah i mean yeah so you're gonna get you're gonna get both you're gonna

you're going to get both so yeah people who are going to watch that people who are going to people are going to watch that video whether they were going to buy the pin or not which then then also makes no sense because like why are you going to watch this if you're not even going to buy it or whatever same with music like if you're going to listen to music my song or your song but you're only there to give a comment whether you like it or not yeah what's the point you didn't want to listen to it in the first place you're literally listening to it yeah it's a past judgment yeah so yeah you're right people that people should be watching that if they want to know if they want to buy it or not if they're interested in it but then i guess like that i guess in his case as well like his his

or not, he makes a lot of money because he does many views, but like a lot of his income comes from people who don't care. So it's the same with music. Like you get, you get, you get paid more if the people who come to hate you listen to it. So I guess that's kind of, that's kind of like the double-edged sword that you mean, right? It's like, it's a good thing and a bad thing and a bad thing and a good thing. As the person, as the creator, you can't,

you can't let it affect you he should literally he's answered to every single person i don't know why i don't have much the video he's done saying do bad reviews for companies but he's answered to every single person should just be two words buy it yeah everyone's saying anything bad oh my god just say buy it yeah true done end of conversation i've reviewed it i gave my honest opinion you don't have my honest opinion buy it yeah if you think i'm ruining the company so many of you

If you all buy it, say the company. The product is $700 with $25 a month subscription. As well. Yeah, he should say buy it. You know what he should do? You know what he should do? He should gift a few people it. Yeah, yeah. The top haters are getting gifted. Yeah, say, now what? Do you like it or not? And I'll give you a year subscription as well. And you do a review. Oh, that'd be an amazing video. I'll gift 10 of you this pin and a year subscription. And in a year's time, you're all going to do a review. And we need to see your review. Yeah, and if you don't like it, you've got to pay for it. Yeah, yeah.

literally um so with music what's your plan then go for because i know you kind of had like a i haven't said it anywhere okay i'll give a bit of it away because you know it's a fluid plan it's fluid but basically my what it is is i've learned every time i speak on this i learn more music is a business to people yeah it's not to me to me music is like food it's like clothing it's like you know i mean it's like friendships it's like

a product. It's like a car, you know what I mean? It's like a new bike or a new game. It's like something that I do and enjoy and live with and memory. You know what I mean? It's like part of life to me. It's not just a business. So...

we came up on in the underground we came up making music going to school spitting bars in the playground going to pirate radio like doing everything against what was happening in music so like in music there was like mtv base the box all these things we was like trying to get on channel u channel aka you know i mean there was radio one kiss that we was on heat fm deja you know i mean we was trying to get on pirate radios and stuff like that and it got to a point where the big music industry tried to like

you know, what was that game? Agar, Agar, Agar, Agar. Yeah. Take the whole, take everything. Like we are the music industry. Now we're going to take underground music, overground music. Like that's what's happened. And it's kind of like when everything goes in the same place, it kind of kills everything.

the vibe, the creativity, the innovation, everything. It's like, you know what I mean? Like, so what's happened is there is no underground anymore. So I realized I'm not meant to be there. I'm not meant to be doing what everyone's just doing. I'm not meant to be making music and saying, Oh, it's, I'll go and stream it right now. Swipe up. Yeah.

I'm not meant to be doing that. I'm meant to be just having fun, sampling music, making music, showing it to people that I like, doing shows, being creative, remixing people's things I like to remix, spitting bars, saying things I think people need to hear. That's all I need to care about, but I need to get paid to do it. So because of streaming services, I'd pay next to nothing. And also I've recently found out one company like wiped all the music off of TikTok and made...

Spotify changed their rules on paying people because people are uploading like ASMR, rain sounds, things like that to Spotify and getting a cut of the pot that should be going to artists. Which is like, so you made an app to pay artists and now you let people put things on there that are nothing to do with artists and they're getting a cut of the money that should be going to the artists when you're paying them hardly anything anyway. So one company is arguing against that and another company over there, another major label has thought, you know what?

let's just make these sounds so they're making and like paying for like rain sounds yeah ambient sounds and stuff asmr so like your label and you've got artists on your label you're meant to be trying to feed and help and help them and feed their families help them create but then you're at the same time taking a cut of their money directly by just uploading mp3s of rain and yeah whispering and what i don't know what you know i mean so like you're just a business you're just trying to get money so i just get angry when i all that stuff just makes me angry yeah so i thought i

All I need to do is care about people that care about me and make music for them because they keep telling me they want music. I need to make music for them. So I'm going to start selling my music because if I sell music, people are going to bootleg it. So what? You can bootleg it. Who cares? Bootleg it.

like it's the same as streaming and you know what if i if if everybody everyone do this if every single musician just releases music and sells it themselves whether it's in person physical shop cd usb vinyl along with merch hats umbrellas bags jackets all the things we make all the time everything this is this is this is this is tobe jizzles ill vision i'm sure yeah yeah it is this is tobe jizzles this is mine

are these I thought I had calyxes on I got my slippers on to come at my house these are Virgil's you know I mean it's jacket scepters like we literally drinks JJ's like everything we do now is everyone's as our own thing yeah so if we just sell our own thing so our own music with us like an album comes out with the next no two ways you know I mean Jamie's next album no two ways get the job I sell it with something you know I mean so people go out and buy it they live your music they have an experience they have a memory to the music

And then whenever you're ready, put it on streaming services after. Who cares? Because it's going to be on streaming anyway at some point. So everyone's going to be bootlegging, bootlegging, bootlegging. But how much are you going to bootleg? What are you going to do? You're going to bootleg like 55 albums and then pay for a streaming service at the same time. And then all the things you bootleg come out on streaming after anyway, so you've got to delete them. It's going to be tedious for you. You might as well just buy the thing. And then if you buy it, you also get the product that you get with it. And my new thing that you need to clip this.

All my plaques are in my garage. They used to be in my wardrobe. All my garage. I don't want another plaque again. Back in the day, you put out an album, it sells, you go platinum, you go gold, whatever. It's an achievement because you kept your product on the shelf for that long for people to buy it.

people queuing up to buy it sold out oh sold out the same gen v you got that one oh i've got it here cool and it sells they want to restock you get this distributor to restock it they buy it and it's your sales rack up and you get a plaque well done nowadays you get a plaque for going platinum whatever like my last plaque i don't care what plan i didn't even order it because clip this every single song will go platinum it's just a matter of time if it hasn't gone platinum yet not enough time has passed

Let another hundred years pass. It'll go platinum. That's true. A thousand years past, it'll go platinum. Who cares? Like, what does it even mean anymore? It's up there. It's going to get, even if it gets a stream a day, a million days, like who cares? You get a million streams. Like it's just, it doesn't mean anything anymore. The music, it's just a business and it's just, it's so nasty. It's just, it's just rich companies, rich people in suits, just like manipulated everyone. So the creatives under here that are living lives, going through things, creating music, put it out. They just,

pimp you out and give you crumbs it's just so nasty or they stop they don't make music yeah it kills artists so I just thought you know what why am I waiting why am I arguing why am I being upset why am I complaining like that's not what I'm not meant to be complaining than being upset and what I'm meant to be hype

making music. So then, yeah, so I'll just be making music, shooting videos. I'll be doing cinema tours. I'll be doing shows, exhibitions, releasing things, selling things. And then if it comes out on streaming, it does. If it doesn't, it doesn't. Bootleg it. That's the plan. Yeah, and at the end of the day, the people who bootleg, they're only going to do it either A, because they can't afford it anyway. And if that's the case, then fine, that's fine. Do it. Listen to it for free. Or B,

they just don't really like it enough. And that's fine as well. The real fans will buy it and the true listeners will buy it. And then, yeah. And then like you say, at the end, just stream a service. After. So that's the plan. So yeah, what it is now is, cause I've got it in my head. I got so gassed. I started shooting bare videos, making bare music, going studio. I went studio like, I've been studio like every month for the past how many years? I've got so much music. Yeah.

But I forgot I've got to release it. I've got to, like, that's the plan. But at least you're still making it though because again, so many people, even me included, stopped making music for that reason because they don't know how to like get out. But at least you're still making it though. Otherwise that'd be the... Yeah, so now the plan is just to release it. So I've got my first one

on the way yeah it's ready it's not ready because i want to release so many things with this yeah you know i mean it's ready but it's not ready yeah and also it's like a prototype it's like this is this is gonna be me finding out how pilot how many to do is the pilot yeah my pilot's ready so yeah that's that's that's that's the how many songs do you reckon you have ready okay there's not even number so i'll just quickly breeze through these i can see on here

Are we talking like 10, 100, 1,000? Between 50 and 100. Ready to go songs. Yeah. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. It's going to be between 50 and 100. Yeah, it's going to be between 50 and 100. Nice. Can I say the bottom? Finish with zero. Zero. I have a lot of little bits. No, but like ready to release. Nah, zero. But also...

I don't just make music, if you know what I mean. I like to just make everything. So after music, I'd get a brainwave of how to make a video or to do a theatrical performance of the song or to do a, I mean, something to do with the song. I want to do that. I don't want to just release the music. And then I want to, after I finished everything, I want to sell the whole thing. I should be selling the behind the scenes, the instrumental acapella, the song, the video, that I should be selling everything I've made of that one thing.

rather than just doing everything and then saying, oh, here's the MP3 file. I like it. I'm excited. You know what I mean? So yeah, I haven't got, like I said, it's a fluid plan, but at least I know where I'm going now and I'm not upset anymore. I'm like excited. Yeah, yeah. And maybe it will spark something in someone else and maybe everyone can start doing this. The truth is, it's coming out on streaming anyway. So what's the harm in selling it first? Yeah. And then you can start saying, you know what? I won't put that on streaming services. I will do that one. You know what I mean? Or you can sell it

differently to the streaming version. You know what I mean? I could sell the version that comes with the video and the extra features and the vocal and the da-da-da-da, whatever, whatever, whatever. And the sample that wasn't cleared and da-da-da-da-da. Sell that. And then streaming services, you get the bog standard. You know what I mean? Streaming is where music goes to die. Yeah.

yeah no i feel it and also i feel like it's like a tug-of-war as well because i feel like like say spotify in particular i think it would be better it without the labels as well because they could probably make their own choice they could probably do something that um allows each artist to get paid more as it is but then like you say the labels will then dictate how they do it as well so it's like a cat and mouse thing so really the only person that loses always is the artist i know but the artists are disposable

Expendable what's the word You know what I mean The artist To them To them yeah You know what I mean Like they're there So yeah man So big em up still though Because they're paying us Like a pension They give us money All the time Even though it's not enough And they're pimping us They're bumping us You know what I mean I know when I'm getting bumped But cool If we know we're getting bumped Just you know what I mean Minimize the bump Yeah Minimize it

Well, real quick though, what is stream of bias? Do you want to go stream of bias straight away? That's far down the list. Do you want to go there now? He gave you my definition. Yeah, and we spoke about your definition. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. Okay. Let's talk about aliens. Okay. You know, like...

You know, like prior to people, prior to people leaving their country and going to other countries. Yeah. They never knew what anyone in another country was like. Yeah. So they never cared. Yeah. You know what I mean? And then once somebody goes, like attraction, once somebody sees there's a certain country, these women there that are this way, they might be, oh, I like that. You know what I mean? Whatever, whatever. But prior to that, no one thought that. Yeah. So aliens. Yeah.

We haven't met no aliens yet. Are you trying to tell us that you want to have sex with an alien? No, no, no, I don't. I'm married with kids. I'm cool. I'm just saying. No, no, no. But if someone did want to have sex with aliens, what would it work? What could it have been? I mean, like, has anyone ever thought? Sorry, Jamie, is this on your list? Yes, on my list. On my list. That's on our list as well today, by the way. Yeah. My list says aliens with spinning vag. Vag.

Because imagine if their vag span John's one John and Nick's one is What if aliens invade our planet And they're really sexy Oh wow That's really Sexy with spinning vagges Yeah Like it spins around What I hate is I hate that people draw aliens The way they do man Because like no one ever Who did that? Who was the first person To draw an alien with big eyes And a bald head I think I watched a documentary on that And I can't remember I'm rubbish at retaining information I learn so much And I use it in life But I don't know What do you mean they draw them like Don't you dare

There were like Orcas I know What's this orcas thing I love orcas So what is this orcas thing They're probably the most Like amazing creature Out there What Okay what's it got to do With aliens and people Drawing them Cause okay What if aliens Look like orcas Why the orcas man I don't know But when you're saying People draw aliens like that Yep

that have like there's thousands of films and they look different in every film they don't they always look there's one iconic way to do it yeah and that way was coined or made by something and it's stuck i think that's actually from people's accounts of seeing aliens though no one's seen alien no one's seen alien people's claims to have seen i know but where where's the people that's like that might be what the person said who created that picture if i think aliens right i think three films go on i think

Alien. Nah, that's... I hate that. I don't think any films... And don't say Alien vs Predator either. No, no, no, but Alien. And you know what that alien looks like, right? Yeah, with the long head. Yeah. That's a cool looking alien. Yeah. I think Toy Story, the little three-eyed alien. Oh, yeah? What? Looks very different. And I think War of the Worlds. Very different. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is either. What? Okay, can you just Google alien? No.

I don't watch films. And put Alien on the screen right now. No, but you know what War of the Worlds is. It's like one of the most famous books. I've never seen it. I don't read books or watch films. At school they did it. I don't know what War of the Worlds is. There you go. That's Alien. If I read a book, I forget the pages. If I look at that though, I think of... What's the... E.T. Paul. Paul. That's what I think of. What's Paul? Even that thing that someone said they found. Remember that thing there?

Which one? That one there. Yeah, that was jokes. Remember they said they found it and it's real. It was in a coffin and that. It's just fake. Type in War of the Worlds alien quick. But that right there is the alien. Yeah, fair. I don't like it. That's kind of cool. I've never seen this. What's this? War of the Worlds. Yeah, I've never seen this either. Never seen this, man. The classic, they just...

Take over the world. Cool. I've seen something like this though. But what if an alien just looks like us? What if aliens are... Well, that's other films. There are films where... No, I'm not talking about aliens. I'm talking about like in general, in real life. Yeah, no, but I'm saying there are films where the aliens are like us. Mm-mm.

Then they're blending in the whole time. The fact that we call them aliens is our own problem. We've got humans, we've got this thing, man, where we think everything's about us, bro. We think everything's about us. No, but as you said earlier, it's a word to describe what it is. And an alien is just something alien to you. I know, but then as I said earlier, people use that word and weaponise it and it warps into something that it's not. We think aliens and we think, oh, these other things, aliens, other things, aliens.

Everything's like, what alien could this be? You know what I mean? Like anything. That's what I'm saying. An orca. And also we think like the orcas are alien to us. Okay. People go, right. People go, Oh, I wish Pokemon was real. Literally is real. It literally is real. Like a bird is a Pokemon. A dog is a Pokemon. They're all real. Because we call them dogs. No, because they are. Like Ponyta has little. Ponyta has flames. Not Ponyta. Has flames. Ponyta.

Ponyta. Yeah. Ponyta. Has flames. But what if on Mars there's a dog that's got fire on it? Ponyta. Mad. Okay. Okay. Okay. Orca. Not Orca. Let's go somewhere else. Get him out of this place with Orca. I swear. Okay.

Okay so hedgehogs Right They've got spiky backs Such as a sand slash Right So that is real All Pokemon are based on animals Yeah exactly Especially the But the difference between Pokemon and animals Is that Pokemon have powers Yeah sure Sure But animals have powers too Some are based off objects They do have powers Like some They don't have powers But yeah I know what you mean Orcas can send out

I know that's a different sense sound waves and they can receive it so that's a special power we've got powers as well then yeah we do have powers we can see we can see we can use our thumbs we can see the electromagnetic spectrum we can see yeah we can in the supercar we can see things okay so right we go to Mars right and aliens are there like yo what's up man and he can just see the he can see infrared yeah yeah

But it looks the same as us. Animals can see infrared already. How do you know there's not an alien right there? I don't know. They live in a different dimension. That is the most special thing you've ever said, by the way. And I'm so happy you said that because you usually say boring things. What, what, what? Special. What did you say? I missed it. He said, right, what if there's an alien right there but we can't see it in our, like,

dimension yeah not dimension we see no spectrum we see the electromagnetic spectrum yeah no because we see in what 4d no we see the electromagnetic spectrum come back again we see visible light between infrared and ultraviolet yeah everything between infrared and ultraviolet we see it and we call it colors we call that one red we call that orange and also like it's just a constant wave that gets wider and wider and wider and wider it doesn't have to be a spectrum it could be dimensions it could be dimensions yes but but also it would have to be on that spectrum for us to

see it we can't see crazy if you get the remote and change the channel there's a wave yeah yeah of light going to the tv but you can't see it because your eyes can't pick up that frequency so we're in this dimension right in your we're in this dimension but also in our dimension there is a spectrum that we can't see but it's there also sound yeah radio waves right now for example you have a ball right you throw it it goes up down but in a different dimension you could throw it and it disappears yeah but but i'm saying are you talking about time

Well, the divination's not real. You don't know that. But what we're saying is real. So like sound, you can hear between 20 kilohertz and 20,000 kilohertz. But on 50,000 kilohertz, it could be someone having a conversation right now. So it could be like, the ghost could be like, whoo,

And we can't hit them. Now ghosts. No, no, no. There could be a real person there in the spectrum, but we can't see it. But they could be there. That's even cooler than dimensions because they could be there right now. But it's the same. But it's not the same thing, but it's the same outcome. As humans, as humans, domestics. You don't know. You don't know.

You're right, you're right. I should high five. Come on, come on. What do you mean? You're right, you're right. You're right, you're right. As humans, as humans, oh my gosh. Go on, go on, Jamie, go on. No, no, no. I'm saying my theory is more provable than your theory. As humans, we develop tools. Because we're limited to sight between the electromagnetic spectrum, we're limited to sound between those two frequencies, we're limited to touch for things that we can reach, taste things that are in our mouth, you know what I mean? Balance, blah, blah, blah. We then develop tools

So we have like the FLIR, FLIR, whatever camera that can see different heat. Yeah, or infrared. Exactly. We developed the remote control, infrared bulb, ultraviolet light, the radio waves, microwave. We developed things to see things on different waves. So if something was standing there in one of the waves, we would know we could find it. That's how they use them, ghost finding tools, whatever, whatever, whatever. Yeah, okay. So we're both right on the same level. We're both wrong and right. Give the money to homeless. Okay. When you're driving on the street and you see a homeless man at the lights...

What do you think? Do you just give them the money that's in your car? Or like, what do you think? These days you don't have car. Sorry. These days you don't have car.

Click that. These days you don't have a car. These days you don't have a car. These days you don't have change in your car. But then that's why they adapt to then also get debit card machines. I've never seen that in my life. Really? A homeless person with a debit card machine. Never seen that in my life. But I get change. Whenever I go to anywhere, anywhere I go with my daughter where there's like a machine to get change to like use RKs and whatever, I just get loads of pound coins in my car to give to people at the lights. But then I always think, am I fueling a drug habit? Am I...

They're sugar daddy. The thing is, you don't know that though. You don't know. So maybe yes, maybe yes. But that's, that's, that's again. It just comes down to, do you believe in people? I know, but then what do you do? What do you do? If I have money on me, then yeah. You give them money? Yeah. And the lights? I would, but well, you know what? Well, I don't normally do it with the lights. Cause yeah, as I said, I don't normally have cash on me, but if I go to like an ATM and there's someone to buy it, I'll take out extra and give them that. Yeah. Okay, cool.

but like when we went to i don't know who was here actually when we went to uh a mini golf place yeah some guy was waiting outside the shop and he was like um he was like oh can you just get me something and i was like yeah come in like what do you want he goes straight away and buys cigarettes and i was like okay i'm mad i was gonna say see i do that but i would like that food and you know i mean like food well that's what i assumed he wanted yeah because he was he literally was sat outside and he was oh do you mind just getting me one thing and i was like yeah cool come in and

and you bought him cigarettes and he went straight in went to cigarettes and i was like oh you should i said you should quit and he was just like oh one day i had a story like that once bro i was driving down the road and i wasn't driving sarah come home it's like jimmy come come i was like what i always have i always have this thing in my head like when your partner comes back and they panicked yeah like you just think i always think that's gonna happen i'll have to go outside i have to do a madness i was like what what she's like our lady down the road like she was like trying to flag all the cars down like i didn't want to stop because you know i mean it's just me and the baby i think it was when rose was really really young it's

like cool got in the car going there now so i'm thinking oh man where am i the action hero like this is long got there still there like whatever whatever got out i was like you're right she's like yeah she was bland she's like i can't see that like i was like what do you need she's like i just need to get around to the corner to the shop man i was like shop i was like cool it's kind of i was going to get jumping she's like oh thank you so much she's jumped into i actually jumped in now i'm in back of the car she's passing the seat i'm looking at her hair matted i'm thinking rah

like this is a bit mad i can smell a bit of alcohol now i'm thinking okay this might be i mean got to the shop helped her out walking her in like what do you need like oh can you just get me the white wine i'm thinking and the people in the shop are looking at me and they're i think they might clock this is jme like i think yeah i'm with some old woman holding her helping her in like yeah i got a bottle she's like i was like yeah she got me like three three four bottles oh i looked at a man he was like

I was thinking, oh man, like, I was like, oh, I think there's only, there's only, there's only two bottles. There's only two bottles. I'm going to get you both of the bottles. Like, yeah. Oh, if you could just get me, is there any, what other ones? Is there a red? I'm thinking, oh my gosh. What have I done?

and I went and she was I think she had to go and get the money at the cash point she's like can you help me like can you what does it say on the screen what does it say I'm looking at her balance and that I'm hoping I'm thinking oh man I'm hoping this woman buy a wine man but yeah I think we only got a one bottle in the end yeah I got our money out and I dropped her back home but um yeah you get swindled sometimes I mean it's not just you they get cigarettes yeah yeah I got swindled into getting a wine drop her back but now I know and then when you dropped her back to her house buzzed her in

someone came someone came like I think it's like a carer or someone that helps her came and was like oh yeah thank you whatever whatever I did throw her and I thought oh that's mad but then also it makes me think like rah it's gonna happen to all of us at some point when we just get older we need people to look after her she's got no one to look after her you know what I mean she's got no one so it makes me think that as well like rah like she's probably just sitting at home not washed not nothing

waiting for bottles of wine, got out of the house, found a JME to help her get wine. You know what I mean? Found a JME. Yeah, found a JME to help her get wine. All the time I was thinking, rah, man, I need to have more kids, man. I need people to look after me, man. Yeah. When I get older. So, yeah. It's tough, man, because I feel like the circumstances that got that person into that situation is not only like...

out of their control as much as in their control it's also like they can't help it man so it's like in my head i'm thinking what should she do then you know what i mean yeah yeah don't drink wine go home and jump online play rainbow six of the mandem and like no it's not actually chose that but it's like her circumstances are how can you help and how can you help i'm thinking what can i do to help like what can i do because i've got resources you know the answer is how you could have helped is you'd have had to be there much earlier in that in

in that person's life but that can go for all of us so we can all do something different in our current life right now that could change someone's life before they get to that stage but what is that I don't know but music helps and even this podcast helps someone's out there listening to this instead of I don't know it's helping them do you lie to your kids? would you lie to your kids? Santa Claus, Two Fairy yeah you lie to them? why?

Well, for example, last Christmas when Harper was like one and a half, I was like picking her up and like showing her the stars outside. I was like, oh, look, it's Santa.

So yeah, I guess I do. I don't lie to her at all. You say that as a start. I'll tell her exactly what it is if I know what it is. Yeah, I feel that. And if I feel like... There's some things that would be friction on me because I don't want to go to school and ruin people's lives. So what I say is I don't know. I'm a big fan of saying I don't know. Yeah. How old is your daughter? Five. Yeah. I think I would do it differently if I knew that she was also then retaining that. Like when she's one, I'm like, I'll look at Santa. She's like, oh, cool. I know. But then don't you think that...

I don't know, man. But she won't grow up and be like, oh, when I was one. You lied. Is Santa just not a thing? No. She says to me, oh, Santa Claus. I said, was it Santa? She goes, yeah, Santa saw him. I said, I don't know, man. I don't know about that. She goes, you don't believe in Santa, but I do that. It's good to believe. I say, well, I don't believe anything. I have a no, I don't know. And she'll be like, oh, but yeah, I said, so I said, so how did he get like,

You know what I mean? I ask her questions to make her feel... I want her to be a critical thinker, man. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I ask her questions. So I don't tell her, that's not Santa. That's just a guy in a... You know what I mean? I say to her, I don't know. Like, I don't even know. I don't know. Is it? Well, because you don't know. But that is lying. Huh? That is lying. Ooh.

Because you're saying you don't know, but you do know. But you also don't know. Simon, allow me, man. Her point is that you don't know if Santa's not real. You don't know that. No, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. No, you know what? You know what? You don't know he's not real. I say I don't believe. Yeah. That's why she tells me, oh, you've got to believe. If she says to me, oh...

I don't know. Like she says something like, oh, how would Santa get, I'll say, I don't know. You know what I mean? Like rather than saying, oh, he can fly really fast. Does she get presents from Santa? Yeah, but not from me. Every present, that's where there's friction. Sometimes she'll say, oh, look, Santa got me this watch. I'll get you that watch. I'll definitely do that. I say it for me. If I get something, it's from me. Cause that's another thing as well. Like, how?

how do you get your kids stuff and say it's from Santa yeah I feel that as well that's crazy families who work really hard to get them something and then their kids doesn't give them credit not credit but they don't give them the satisfaction that they worked hard to help get that but does a kid understand that regardless at that age what benefit is there they can see you working hard whether they know or not they can see effort for sure and also they'll respect it in the future what benefit is there

what's the benefit of saying yeah there's no benefit what's the benefit of saying oh Santa got you this because also there's not even a company making money from me yeah why do we lie I don't know why isn't the whole thing so that they're like not naughty

Then tell her not to be naughty and you'll get them in. She's more not naughty because she knows I'm going to get it. But on her birthday it's not Santa. The point is to create a sense of childlike wonder. That's pretty much it. Then make childlike wonder. Put some effort in. Yeah, you can do that. Say, oh, you've got presents in the house but I don't know where they are. Let's go and find them. Play games. Do something. Be creative. You're agreeing a lot for someone that

Tell us their daughter though is a Santa. She's not old enough yet. I've not had this conundrum thing. I've not had this yet because she's not old enough to even know either way. Also, it's more fun when they get the thing themselves. I realise that as well. I bought a lot of things for my child.

And I realized that there's more fun in going to get one thing. Yeah. Yeah. Then buying her 10 things and Amazon comes. Remember that thing we saw? Look, we've got it. I remember that. Oh, look, look, look. Oh, look at this. You play with it. It's dead. Going out, getting in the car, saying we're going to go and get in there, looking at all the things. Are you on that? Oh, we come to get this though. Truth. Like that's, there's more fun in that. Yeah. So yeah, I don't lie. I try, I try not to lie. Simon, I know you got me on a couple. I try, I try, I try not to lie to my children. And,

and yeah I don't see the benefit in it man I don't see it at all I don't lie at all I try not to lie what if your daughter came to you wearing a t-shirt and she was like do you think this t-shirt's cool and it was just a plain t-shirt would you say it's cool no I'm gonna do worse than that do you think this t-shirt's cool no I'll let her know that she needs to like it I'll say to her yeah

I'll say to her, oh, I don't know, man, but do you like it? I don't know. Do you like it? I wouldn't wear that. But do you like what I'm doing? I'm trying to grow her brain. I'm trying to make her, you know what I mean? Like, I will let her know that she has to like it. You know what I'm saying? So if she likes it, it's cool. And if it's something that's not appropriate, like she had like a top that's really like skimpy, like cut, frilly top. It's like a small, you know what I mean? I don't know. I don't know why they make clothes like that for kids, but someone must have got it for her. She wore it. And I said to her, that top is too, like you're going to wear something underneath that top.

And she was like, oh no. And I thought, I'll show you a little. It's not like, it's too, it's too, she's too young to drill into her head about what people think and imagery and whatever, whatever, whatever. By the same time, I just wanted her to know that that top was made or designed on

a top like this for someone who's older like that you know what I mean so I'm trying to make her be aware of things you know what I mean I want her to be aware so if I lie to her she's not going to be aware of stuff because I'm lying then I'm going to have to make her aware of it at a later date whereas I can just let her be aware of things gradually a little bit you know what I mean like that top this top you know what I mean you're five you know what I mean like let her

understand society from early you know what I'm saying so yeah don't lie to your kids please well that's my biggest worry because like I've always been very like quite honest with people especially that kind of stuff so for example I got into trouble with it a few years ago like during COVID with like the fan art thing I don't know if you can remember this okay someone drew a fan art of me and I was like oh that's that's not good um

and they're like oh my god how can you say it's not good I'm like well it's not the eyes are just fucked or someone drew something and they didn't put eyes on and I was like why did you not put eyes on and they're like oh because I can't do them I'm like well then I don't know so what I'm saying is like if my kid draws something and he's like oh do you think this is good I'm going to struggle to be like yeah because it's not good objectively but it will be good for them for them yeah for her for what you've done here that's really really good that means nothing's good then

That means if anyone cooks for you, you say it's rubbish because it's not as good. You know what I mean? No, because something could be objectively good. No, things are always good to levels. Yeah, no, you are right. You are actually very right. Things are good to levels. But, okay, okay. So therefore then though, if she came and drew something, I'm like, fucking hell, that's unreal. I would say that's actually good. Yeah. So your daughter makes you a mug when she's like two. She makes this mug. So obviously it's going to be terrible. But it leaks.

And she's so proud of it. She has it to you. Problem solving. I'll say to her, like, look, I'll be real. This mug isn't good. You haven't got to do that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I will be honest. Listen, your mug is not good, but you can make it better. No, you don't do that. First of all, they've made a mug.

they also want to look up to they've made something for you they're giving it to you you give them the biggest praise possible because they've just done that that's a big that's a big bill thank you so much have it let's say use it use it all right leaks all right leaks what can we do yeah there you go i'll do that you know i love it so much you made this to me i want it i want it to work man it's leaks though how are we going to fix this fix it and show them problem solving and you help them fix it and it stops leaking that's it yeah i agree you can't be yeah yeah because it is a good mug if you if they make if she makes your mug and she's two three years old

That is the best mug. Yeah. It is a good mug. If it works. If it works. If it's leaking, I'll say to her, look, on a real... No, don't do that on a real thing. On a real... On a real, this mug is literally not a mug because it didn't work. But I appreciate the effort and let's fix it. That's too many words.

What I'm trying to say is the other way goes bad as well because if you tell someone something's good and it's not they're going to grow up thinking that is good. No, you've got to know what they've done. Yeah, I agree. Don't tell them that the thing is like the best thing in the world. Yeah, that's what I hate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say, oh my gosh, no way. How did you make it? Ask them, like, you know what I mean? Yeah. You didn't make this. Yeah. So all I'm hearing is avoid the question.

no no no no and they say is it good yeah you go you spin it you spin it you know you've done this you've worked on it it's basically don't answer the question no you do man you do you do because it is good no obviously obviously even now she's drawing a circle that's an amazing circle it's good in my head i'm like oh that doesn't even connect so you lied yeah lied yeah but she's drawing circles and she knows what circle is nice she doesn't know what square is yet how far do you drag the blur slider until nudity is okay online

It's just got Brad Listen Just think about it You know people blur a number of plates People blur a thing all the time I get it And you blur it It's fine Blurring is just Blurring is just literally Mixing pixels together slightly Everything's blurred How can I give you an answer to that? Zero to 100% I'll go No no Sorry okay 31% I shouldn't ask you a question like that I should actually tell you The thought behind the question Because basically I was just thinking People blur things all the time And it's fine So Nudity online

If you blur it, it's fine. How much blurring is fine? You know what I mean? My answer is the same answer on swear words as well. I think you shouldn't ban swear words or you shouldn't censor swear words to kids especially. You should tell them the meaning behind them and why people don't want them to be used. Sorry, so you think that you just shouldn't blur nudity to children? That's what you just said. No, I... You did say that though. Well...

I think ultimately there shouldn't be a stigma around nudity in general because we're just humans. We just had to put clothes on. I hear that.

I hear that. There's nothing wrong with... If there's a film with nudity in. Well, no. Is there a film with nudity or is there a film with sex? That's two different things there. A film with nudity. Okay, what is wrong with that? Nothing really. If you go to school, they will show you. I went to school and I saw a lady give birth backwards and the baby fell out of her. And she had turned to me when I was like 12 years old. And there's no problem with that. In PSHE, they show you books with tits. Okay, but watch this. A certain age...

that you said when you were 12. A certain age. Yeah, there's definitely a certain age, of course, of course. But a certain age to understand what am I looking at? And also, it goes the other way. If you go young enough, the kids don't even know anyway. If you go young enough and show nudity, they don't even know what that is. So like, that's not even a problem. It only becomes a problem when they can dictate what that is. And then it's your responsibility to teach them about it. Another subject though. Yep. Attraction. Yeah. I think we haven't studied it enough. By the way, everything I'm saying is what I think. Nothing's facts. I don't research nothing. I just think a lot. Yeah. I think we haven't researched attraction enough.

And to when your brain develops attraction, attraction,

Because I think attraction is what base, what everything gets based off when you grow older. Yeah. You know what I mean? Everything gets based off it. And we just then put things again into names, brackets, whatever it is. I don't care whether you're going to get called heterosexual, homosexual, trans, gay, lesbian, LGBTQIA+, super straight, like all these terms. Oh, people, you know, people like people, some people only like, like big,

big what is it b what is it john now bbl big b for women yeah thank you bbw some people people tell me all like um the whole industry and the fashion like the super gaunt uh you know all those things are developed at a point in the brain of a human being and we just don't i don't know by the way don't quote me i think we just don't research it

And we just deal with it when it, at the end, the end result. Why don't we research what, you know what I mean? Like people, like people will always have stories like,

when did you first remember being attracted to someone yeah like do you know i'm saying like people don't ask that like i reckon probably is like studies out there people are probably trying to figure that out but we don't we don't we don't we don't base anything on them enough yeah there's so many things happening we're like oh yeah he's just this oh yeah oh yeah boom boom boom oh yeah he's that what can that what can that accomplish though knowing what

I know. We can eradicate some things. Okay. The bad ones. I don't know. I don't want to obviously monetize it and that. There's bad things to do with attraction that we can probably help eradicate if we find out what's the reason in people's childhoods that makes them

brain because they're because their brain is that way it all comes from childhood yeah yeah i'm saying so people that do the bad thing yeah we're not gonna say i'd hope it's all on the same page right there's one thing because obviously insects like consenting adults whatever you know i'm saying like everyone can have their own opinion religious opinion societal opinion whatever whatever whatever by the end of the day everyone's an adult whatever cool

But some things are the bad ones. Yeah. So their brain is doing that. Why is their brain doing that? There's a reason behind their brain doing that. And we could try and figure out these things. I think, I think it's not looked into enough. I think attraction is not looked into enough. The reason why, because even someone who is seen as like, quote unquote, just like a normal member of society who is just attracted to tall, dark, handsome or whatever. Yeah. Why? Yeah. Why? Why? And also it's like, how come you're not attracted to short,

Ugly. Ugly, yeah. Because some people are. How come it's you or not? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Because if you're seen as you're attracted to just that, it's okay because in society it's okay. So let's not worry about it. But people that are doing the bad one, oh, do, do, do. Well, find out what is making people attract. You know what I mean? I think there should be research done to attraction, to why. If you've got a tie, that's not real because you could be attracted to completely two ends of the spectrum, you know, at the same time. Not one person's got one thing.

thing they're attracted to some people do some people actually have a type do you think they truly do or you think they haven't met someone in the other type yet like you know personality wise I agree with that they have a generic type but then they might meet someone that is the exact opposite the only way to find out is people that are well people that are well travelled

find out because I'm well travelled and I know that there's not it's impossible to say you've got a type because the whole world is the whole world like I said before before people went to different countries they didn't care they just liked you know what I mean before people were going around on boats and planes they were distracted everyone in their city who cared you know what I mean but once you got to go around you're like oh my gosh there's people there's

what Brazil Brazil oh my gosh Hispanic oh what you know what I mean oh African like you start thinking oh my gosh people start liking other you know what I mean they say oh I've got a type like I only like this I only like that but prior to even seeing they existed that's why I said aliens we ain't seen aliens imagine aliens come and then there's gonna be men on the planet that say well I don't like no girls from earth they're dead man

they're dead you know what I mean and their type right now is not alien yeah because they ain't seen them exactly so you don't know it so once you see it like when they who knows that's why I said spinning dodge some guys probably got type of the traditional alien you know yeah exactly that might be like oh they've got that you know what I'm saying so yeah so attraction I think we need to research it more and find out if we can find out more things about what happens in the mind later on in life you know I think we need to look into that so yeah I said it

I had something I was going to say on that train of thought and now it's gone and like now instead of thinking about what else to talk about I just can't stop thinking about what I can't think about just thinking of hot aliens happens to me all the time I was thinking about hot aliens a little bit should we talk about prejudice yeah no you know how everyone says um what's going on what's the matter you know listen this is a serious question you know how everyone says oh I treat everyone equal

Oh, everyone, we're all the same. You know what the truth is? We're not. We're not. And also it's okay. That's fine. Yeah. Yeah. We're not the same. We're not equal. And that is totally fine. And there's, and I've got written down here. Where's it gone? Where's it gone? I've got written down here. So many notes. I'm enjoying it, man. I love it. I'm a guest on my own pod. I wrote it down before I came here. I wrote something like micro notes.

It's like micro, I know you keep saying micro... Aggression. Yeah, it's not that. It's like micro actions that you don't even realise. Like, for instance, I experience life through this body that I'm in. Yeah? I do the school run every day. I've witnessed me, first hand, how many cars stop for me to cross the road. Compared to the lady next to me, who looks nothing like me, totally opposite to me. Mm-hmm.

with a bigger kid. I'm there with a kid in a buggy. Yeah. And cars will whiz past, whiz past, whiz past. And they still stop.

And the reason why they stop is because of micro things that I can't say, oh, it's because she is English and I've got African and black. No, it's not. It's, it's, there's millions of things. It could be attraction. It could be, it could be the driver. You know what I mean? There's so many things and it all equates to, we're all different. Yeah. So I'm not going to get upset and protest and say, stop for everyone crossing the road. Stop. Cause that's just silly. Cause we can't, cause we're all different. And what I have to do is I have to understand it.

And I also understand there are some things that work in my favor sometimes. And I understand them as well. I won't, what's the word? Abuse them. You know what I mean? But I understand them. So yeah, I think that we have to understand that everyone is different and that everyone's not the same. And that, yeah, prejudice is a thing that we developed ourselves.

for survival in the first place because it will be silly for you to not to go you know I mean sometimes it's something sometimes it's silly for you to do something because it can end badly if you just go like no it's all right everyone's everyone's you know I mean no don't go down that alleyway

because you can see you see them guys down the alleyway there all that smoke and that shiny thing there yeah i think you shouldn't turn on the alleyway don't say oh yeah no well you know i mean no sometimes it's it's survival you'll be like yeah i'm not gonna go there i'm not gonna do this oh it's late i'm not gonna you know i mean so that's where it comes from but um yeah i think we shouldn't weaponize it and we should understand that we're all different so how are we different how are we different yeah we're very different wow me and you yeah we're different how are we the same we're both men we're both men we're both we're both men and we're both um living in england

That's where I'm similar. What else? What else similar? We play games. We're both like... How old are you? Six what? Six three. We're both six three. You know what I mean? I'm saying. But yeah, everyone's different and we should embrace our differences, man. They're lovely. Differences are lovely rather than get upset and want to treat everyone the same. We're all different. Also, I feel like... I don't want to say it's during talking about prejudice because now it's going to look bad but I feel like nothing matters as much as people make it out to be. Things don't matter as much as people make it a problem. Isn't it like...

nothing we do people people have got like an opinion on things we do way too much like we should just all be man just everyone be do their thing and like let that be okay I know I don't have to be friends like I was talking to someone the other day right and like

Like oh why You know I'm being friends with someone And they're like They don't dress the same way I dress Like why? It's not a problem You can have friends That don't dress like you You can also have friends That don't agree with you You can also have friends That have got Completely different opinions You don't have to agree with them To be their friend They're the best friends to have Yeah man Like I hate that Me and Simon don't agree on nothing Me and Simon don't agree on nothing Ever I agree on everything with you We don't agree on nothing Say one sentence I don't agree on Sex drive For fuck's sake

We'll end that one there. Should we talk about stream bias? Alright. Stream bias. This is the real honest stream bias. Okay. Right. Your... This is my thought on stream bias. Psychologically. This is psychological. Should we leave stream bias to the end? Nah, we're on it now. Do you wipe your bum standing up or sitting down? Like, hovering. Do you stand up to wipe your bum? Well, what do you mean by hovering? Like, I'm sat down. If you stand up to wipe your bum, you're a psychopath. No, like, I'm sat down, but...

I can't. Obviously, you're like an inch up. I probably stand up more than he does, but I'm not going to say I stand up. If you stand up, anyone who stands up...

Yeah If you go To the number two And you stand up And clench your cheeks together And smother Before you wipe You are a sack of crap Nah but listen Honestly there's a spectrum as well Isn't there Because like he's saying It's not fully one Or fully zero I'm not technically sat You can't sit down Because you can't How are you going to do Punch through Punch a hole in the toilet Obviously but People stand up I'm just letting you know

In the comments you're going to see people that say Oh my gosh I don't think anyone stands up fully to squish it all around Bro people stand up What do you call it? Perpendicular People stand up bro I'm telling you now Have you seen them? I've seen them but I haven't seen them stand up But I've seen them because they've said to me that they stand up But I feel like that's the whole Do you scrunch or fold? Fold I feel like everyone folds but it's the whole thing Oh if you scrunch you're a psycho You are

Yeah. You scrunch your absolute psycho. I feel like no one's ever going to admit to scrunching. Well, yeah, I fold. Do you scrunch? No, I fold, of course. No, you're lying. I'm not lying. Madman. I actually don't lie. I lie sometimes. I think he's lying. No, I do, of course. Just to check, no one stands up, right? No one stands up or scrunches. No. Okay. Do you have to dip jungle, dude, though, apparently? No, no. Okay, okay. Either way is, wait, what? Most adults stand up at least 30%.

No wait no 30% of adults stand up to wipe There you go They're a minority That's Nah They're out here Cotton buds you lot Yeah For the audio listeners You don't have to do it now But you can if you want Cotton buds are for baby's noses actually by the way It's not for your ears Really? Oh sick Cotton buds My baby needs that When you put cotton buds in your ears Which you shouldn't do by the way for listeners I agree I know you shouldn't but I love it I would do it as well What way do you clean your ear? Clockwise or anti-clockwise? Okay Okay Both Huh? Yeah

Both. I would twist it first and foremost. Yeah, you could twist it, but then which way do you rotate it in your ears? I don't rotate, I just twist. You don't rotate the cotton bud in your ear? What? I just twist. You're not doing anything. So you don't rotate and scrape the sides? You're getting one spot then. So you just twist it in the middle of your ear? No, I'll start by twisting it and I'll take it out, then I'll turn it around and then I'll probably do the scraping. Yeah, so which way do you rotate? Well, I'll go both because I'll go like a half pipe.

So the top's just not... What? No, I'll do the same on the top. I'll do the same on the top. I can't... How do you try this on audio? I didn't even think about that, man. Yeah, like a down and up, down and up, down and up. You do that with the wiper? Yeah, well, yeah. That's mad. You don't clean your table and just do one wipe. No, but... Okay. Okay. Think of it as something that's more cylindrical.

a bowl if you've got a bowl and you're just washing you want to dry it and you have to cloth to dry it yeah which which anyway i do both i'll start by going that way don't you want to do that or washing the car the other way you go you go one way then you go the other way what's the point what's the point of going circular you go one way you brought these out just yeah so you can try it just so you can hold in your hand you can get i can't talk about holding it well i can't talk about how do i do this without holding it i could do that it's true i'd use one and i would go clockwise

And then I'd probably take it out, use the other side and go anti-clockwise. No, see, I'm taking my spot back off you. Why? I do in my left, in this ear, basically whatever side of my head it is, I put it to the front of my face and go down and back and over, down and back and over. So this side of my ear on my left is anti-clockwise. And this side of my right is clockwise.

Okay, you only do one way? Yeah. Why? I literally said both and you sputtered it. Because I do both. Then you're just kind of smushing it around. No, you're not. You've got to go the other way because then it frictions up. Also, as I do that, I'm spinning it the opposite way to the way I'm rotating it. My question is, why does this matter? Okay, cool. We're all going to die, man. This is just a podcast. Oh, this is mad. I can't do that. Okay, basically, if I'm spinning it this way...

I'd be rolling it that way. So I'm spinning it the opposite way. Anyway, I'm just kidding. Nah, cool, man. What hand do you wipe your bum with? I don't wipe my bum with my hand. I use tissue. He's smart. He's smart. I was going to say left. Let's do stream by us quickly.

Well yeah You hold the paper in your left hand The toilet roll is always on the left hand side Usually Are you left handed? Yeah Well Yeah Yeah I was right handed Then I broke my wrist as a kid So I swapped my left But I do everything else on my right So I don't have a one on my right A pedophile broke his wrist What? No no my mum did No the football one Mum's a pedophile That was my year four That was my left wrist Oh okay

No, she's not. I don't know if that guy was the pedo. He was playing football with a bunch of kids. Yeah, his son and me. Oh, his son was there? Yeah, his story's changed. See, let's talk about this as well though. Because I would like to play football with people that I see one day, but I don't want to be labelled as that. Then I realised that there's a lot of things that I do

to not be labelled as something because people that do people that some people do this and they're labelled as that so I don't do it but I'm not that yeah I know you know what I mean here's the point right because I was yesterday we drove past

with a bunch of we're just having video and a lot of drove past and there's a school there and i said i like schools and they went oh that's a bit weird no no no no it's not weird because i also you're walking across okay and you hear kids playing i like the sound of kids playing and everyone's gonna go oh pudo but no what's wrong with that what's wrong that that that that's not what i'm talking about but what's wrong with that he's not backing you not that i'm not backing him not that i'm not backing him but i'm trying to say things that people always do

like for it like basically i've got i've got to make it announced when i'm doing stuff sometimes i've got to make sure it's visible what i'm doing so people know that i'm not doing what you think i'm doing you know what i'm saying i'm not doing what they're doing you know what i'm saying yeah so i've got some i can't think of one off by heart i'm trying to think of something because this is not on my list i just thought because of you not said that but like for instance school say for a school boom there you go you saw that pedophile thank you i'm

I'm not a paedophile, yeah? So because I'm not a paedophile... Allegedly. I'm not interested in children at all, yeah? So if I'm driving down the street and I see... Imagine there's girls that are obviously young, but they're like, you know when girls are young, dressing up, trying to look more older, whatever, whatever, whatever. I will make it super effort to make sure I don't even...

Pop my cheek that way a tiny bit. I'm looking either straight or 10 degrees to the right. In fact, I'm saying 10 degrees to the right. And as I pass them and go, I realize, imagine I hear the news tomorrow. Two girls abducted. Did you see them? I can't say, yeah, I saw them. They went this way. I didn't look. Imagine anything. Imagine if anything. I am making myself do something wrong.

different to what I should normally do. You have to make it evidently clear. In a way, you're actively thinking it now. You're thinking, I shouldn't look at that for that reason. But you're never going to look at that for that reason anyway. It can be a girl that's wearing scrunched bum tight up leggings. One time I was going to get my hair done, paying for parking, come out. Some girl's come out to pay for parking same time as me. She is wearing, I don't know if this is what girls wear in the gym, but she might as well have...

Filled her bath with...

and it's dunked in up to her hips and got out and let it dry because she didn't look like that. Yeah. I've gone and walked past the parking. I've walked past the parking. I'm going to get my hair done. I was hoping I ain't get a ticket, hoping there's going to be a break. I'm going to pay for parking because I don't want to be around the parking machine. I have to be looking. You know what I mean? Because it's like, I don't want to look like, I don't want her to think, yeah, this guy's at the parking thing. He's waiting to park because I've come to park. I'm not, you know what I mean? I have to make myself look

I have to make it obvious what I'm doing sometimes. And sometimes the inconvenience is me. I get that. I had this thing where like similar, similar basis where I'm walking down the street. It doesn't matter if it's a guy, girl or whatever. It's a stranger. I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking at. Like, am I supposed to be looking at them or am I supposed to look straight on? What would I be looking at naturally if I wasn't thinking not to look naturally? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm like, oh, now I'm walking forward and I'm not looking at them. But what would I be doing if I wasn't actually trying to look at them? Always make eye contact. But then again, in the case of a female who's dressed in a certain way, I don't want to make her think that I'm scary. Yeah, they know because of the stereotype. But what would I look at normally? Same thing as me. If I'm walking... Sorry, sorry. If I'm walking and it's late and I've got my hood up, I'm listening to music, I see someone walking down on the same side as me, an elderly person or whatever, I cross the road. Yeah, same, same. Because I think... I don't want them to think that...

You know what I mean? But I shouldn't have to do that. But I do that a lot. I always think of what people do and I think, yeah, I don't have to think I'm doing that. I've got to make it known I'm not doing that. Today, on the way here, bro, on the way here today, bought this frame. I picked up a frame prior to picking up this frame. It was a more skimpier one. And I saw this one by the tour. I picked it up and I thought, I'll buy this. I thought, yeah, I want this one. She goes, you want that one? I said, no, I'll put that one back. I'll put it back. I want this one. And as I said it, I thought, she's scanning it through. I've still got this one in my hand.

she might think I'm going to steal this so then I put it down on the table next to it she picked it up she picked it up and she scanned this one gave it to me and as I was walking off I thought yeah she might have thought I said thanks for putting that back she was like that's okay I had to say because I thought I can't walk out

Like That just happened You know what I mean And she might be thinking Oh he might be She might be thinking Oh he might be thinking I think he's gonna steal it So I have to Just say something about it You know what I mean So yeah I have awkward thoughts like that All the time where I think deep And I think they're gonna think that man Yeah you walk into a shot With a prime And you're like Oh

It's my prime. I've not taken off the show. I hate that. Every time I walk in with the water, I literally, as I'm walking in, I have to have a sip. Every time. So, I go in the shop, I walk in, I'm like, oh shit, I pull a prime out of my bag, like, oh,

left something in the car and I died and I walked back in the whole act just so the security guy could see that I pulled the power back drank it went back in like yeah if it's in my pocket it's coming straight out having a sip oh yeah yeah this is my water even if they don't sell that water

It's mad. You have to let them know. Yeah. You've done it. Yeah, yeah. I do that a lot. And yeah, I don't know why I went on to that from Peter Feeley, but we'll go from there. What happens to the thought? When we do have thoughts and we forget what they are, what happens to them? Just never go away. Are you still trying to find that thought? I had another one now. Both things are really good things to talk about, but they've gone and now I don't know who's going to get them. I want to talk about anything that was there before you were born, you see as normal and you don't question it. We don't question anything because it was like that.

For me, going back to music, I've got to think of how I'll do something before this was created because that's what I want to do. YouTube comments. Is it something that's still here? That was here? You don't question things because they were like, age of consent. Yeah. We don't, like, you know what I mean? We see it as normal. If there's a country with age of consent lower than ours, we're like, oh, yeah.

because we're brought up and that's how we are. America, drinking, how old is drinking in America? 21. 21. We see that as like, why is it so old? Yeah. They probably see us as like, why is your soul low? Yeah. Because you're just born into it. Yeah. One thing we're born into, we don't question it. This is a, this is a proof. You two, guaranteed, don't know what AM and PM stands for.

You just know it as AM and PM. Actually, we had a joke about this recently. Was it you or was it John? Yeah, it was John. You've been saying AM and PM your whole life. You've never even questioned what it means. I'd guess the first one... Well, the second one is like post-midday or something like that. And the first one would be...

A Latin word for No it'd be a Latin word For mid And then Midday After mid After morning Pre-morning Past morning Can you check what it is I don't know what it is I've written this down I don't know what it is Because I've never questioned it Has made me remember What I forgot to talk about earlier Go So I have to do it Before I forget again When deers are born They can walk Yes We can't as babies But we're smarter than deers So isn't that interesting

how like baby same as like every animal not anybody chose deers oh yeah okay dog baby dogs can walk we can't walk but we're smart because we pass information down anti-meridian is AM meridian post-meridian anti-meridian and post-meridian that's pretty close well done post-meridian with an M okay cool

No one cares. No one knows. No one cares because you're just born into it. You don't question it. It's annoying because I've actually heard that before as well. I've never heard that. I'm not going to lie. I should have said that. My dad would be angry because he's definitely been like, oh, I told him this. But there's so many things that you're just born into and it's like that. So you just think, yes, normal. And if it ever gets questioned, there's so many things people say to me. I'm like, they think I'm weird because I question something. But I'm not.

But it's just that they won't question it because they're just born into it and it's normal to them. Even language as well. I forgot what I was going to say now. Oh, damn it. Well, maybe... You said this and I said, yeah, because we pass information... As humans, we pass information down.

We're not smart. Like, a baby's not smart. Our brain is literally scientifically better than a deer's brain. It has the capacity to, yeah, exactly. I get it. But we're done as a start-up. A baby can't survive on its own. But that's still, we evolved to have that brain as well. We never had that brain before. We evolved to have that brain. Yeah, true. I think we passed it down. Well, babies would have had to survive at some point on their own. Never. No, what do you mean? Like, the first... No, no, no. Same thing, chicken and egg. Yeah, I know what you mean. We would have evolved...

chicken and the egg we need we need some kind of like biologists or someone to let us know to let us know how humans got to the point where well it wouldn't have happened that no no baby existed first the whole thing of like oh they they are born into the wilderness and they can go hunt and do this and stuff yeah it's like look at an average man now look at an average man

caveman times yeah and the caveman will be a lot like tougher and yeah more able to yeah yeah yeah yeah although your instincts change because of evolution you evolve we've evolved to not be able to survive like that probably you know i mean because because you still have instincts babies still cry babies still latch on to breast and have milk babies you know i mean still instincts like that to be reliant yeah we're so much closer to caveman than we think though that's such a small time for him isn't it

Yeah. Think about what we were before cavemen. Speaking of orcas as well, they have arms. They have hands and finger bones. And we know. You've mentioned this already. Mammals, innit? They have hands, innit? In their fin, they have hand and wrist bones. And they've got leg bones as well. Because they were land animals before. Orcas were land animals. Aren't they massive? Yeah, they were like a wolf-like creature before. And then they developed and evolved to be in water.

So if you get in... I thought it was the other way around. I thought we didn't like to be out of water. We did, but they didn't. Well, there's different mammals, isn't there? Different... Not every... I'll do that. I'll research on that. Yeah, let's figure it out because I don't know either. I don't know why you like orcas so much. Mate, oh, can I give you a video to watch? Yes, please send it to me. Yeah. But by the way, I guarantee you'll be obsessed with them afterwards. Can I ask a question quickly? Yep. See heaven and hell, yeah? Yeah. Everyone thinks heaven and hell, heaven and hell, yeah. You want to go to heaven. Everyone that's trying to get to heaven, how can you be happy in heaven if the people you love are in hell? Yeah. Yeah.

If you go to heaven, but your mum and dad go to hell, are you going to be in eternal happiness in heaven? Like, oh my God, it's beautiful here. But your parents are burning in hell forever. And would you know that? You wouldn't know that because it's not there. If you're in heaven, would your parents be there for you?

oh you have fake parents or AI parents your heaven isn't the same as mine but then but then no see that's mad then no it would be it would be no our heavens wouldn't be the same so everyone's heaven is a simulation yeah everyone's got their own simulation effectively yeah so that's whack now I don't want to go there yeah I don't want to go there you killed it what do you mean go with bare AI bare bots you would have everyone you would have everyone that you want no no no no no I think heaven in like the traditional sense is like

A thing. I thought it was skill-based matchmaking. I thought we were all going to be in there together because we're all sick. They would be in your heaven. Nah, they're bots. I don't want heaven. The people that you want in heaven are in heaven for you. But their soul is in hell. That's not heaven. That is hell. That's lies. That's not real. That means I'm going to be in heaven then. This could be heaven. I'm going to be in heaven for someone. This could be heaven. This could be hell. I'm going to be in heaven for someone. That's what I've asked.

You can't be happy in heaven if all your brethren's in hell. Yeah, that's true. Whack. Yeah. Imagine going to heaven and everyone, your whole phone book, they went to hell. Yeah, no, he didn't. I hate the concept of heaven. Do you want to go to hell? Yeah, I'll go. What do you mean? Of course. If everyone I love's in hell, I'm going to hell, man. I'm going to go and chill with them and them. Chill with my family and that. Bro, you'll be in heaven. Dead. The concept of heaven and hell is so... I hate it anyway because I hate...

I hate how you'd act a certain way to then get some sort of reward instead of just letting the reward be now, you know? Hey, when someone goes from male to female and then they have the operation to become a man again, it's called a remember. Remember. Hey, did you write it down? Yeah, I wrote it down. Nice, nice.

You just got a bunch of punchlines No no no I haven't This one's too deep you can't go to this one Go back up I'm editing this podcast so anything that has to be cut out You're cutting nothing out I haven't cut anything out We've cut out an alarm already I've cut out the alarm Can't cut nothing out man Do you want me to leave the alarm in? Okay I'm going to make you cut this bit out No no no please don't I'm going to do something you have to cut out No no please please I won't do it

What were you going to say? You had something. Your phone number and address. We haven't talked about stream bias yet, have we? I know what's going to happen already. We're going to get to the end of the podcast. We're not going to break it up. The comments are going to go again. Fuck. No, no, no. He's doing it on purpose. I'm not doing it on purpose. What is stream bias? Stream bias. Let's get to it. Right, boom. Stream bias is this. Psychologically, yeah? Yeah. We'll leave it on stream bias. Let's leave it on stream bias. You know, like, I'm being serious. No, no, no. You know, like on streaming services,

Most big streamers we know which one we're talking about. It's mostly like young males watching. What, as in gaming or TV? Gaming, streaming. Online streaming. And like for a girl to guard a massive audience is easy if she can grab the minds of the men. Young men. And it's fine. This is also about how everyone's different and we're not the same. Because a girl, say some girl, 29 years old, chilling in her room,

promiscuous chilling you know whatever bare man watching bare subs and that popping off it's fine but if there was a website for like what do girls do I don't want to be stereotypical beauty I did a beauty website beauty stream website where it's just mad tutorials on contouring and whatever and I went on there

Yeah. Bare young girls in there watching the tutorials and have to do makeup and that. Yeah. Bare young girls. It's obvious the chat's full of young girls talking about young girl stuff like, yeah. And I'm on there. Promiscuous. Workout. Punching abs and that. Yeah, yeah. What would I get called? I mean, the obvious thing to say is that it would be fine. But also it's like, it's not the same because it's like men and women aren't the same anyway. Like men... We're different, aren't we? Yeah. Men are...

I think men are like more perverted than women are in general. No, I don't know what you're getting at. Okay. No, it's not wrong. I don't mean the word in the back. No, no, no. He's just speaking from experience. Okay. But it would look bad on me, isn't it? Rather than...

the years but i also don't think they would care either like no one no one but i'm like okay it's happening but i don't think you can get views you want to get like no one want that i don't want them anyway i don't want them anyway i don't want them anyway we're men i'll take offense because you're right at the same way because women's minds

are not the same as men's minds like that they wouldn't flock oh look at this guy he's doing this oh my gosh you know i mean whereas boys do but the ones that did i'll get i'll get it'll look bad on me because i know i know they're young i mean boom so the stream bias is this this is very simple stream bias this is where it is everyone's going to hear it's so dead it's anti-climax because of men's minds yeah where do we where does that one really stream most of the time

Where's the location in the house they're mostly streaming from? Oh, bedroom or studio, office. So because of boys' minds, a girl in her bedroom automatically is imagery. So even though it's innocent, the most innocent of streams, the fact that you're just in your bedroom is a... what can I even call it? A gateway drug. Yeah, it's a gateway. It's a gateway.

And it's not even intentional. It's nothing to do with the girl because the girl is literally streaming in her bedroom like a boy streaming in his bedroom. So it's a natural bias. So you reckon if a girl had like a gaming setup and they were doing it in an office like Simon does, but they had a bed behind them, they'd get more views? 100 million percent, firstly. Secondly, it's not even an intentional thing. So like, it's not like, oh, girls, don't stream in your bedrooms. Of course you should because everyone streams in their bedrooms. But I'm saying there's a, like I visually see there's a bias towards it because it's,

of that imagery of a girl and a bed behind her versus a boy in a bed behind him that's nothing when I think of a boy in a bed behind him I don't think of anyone Danny Aaron's angry ginger someone someone just chilling in their room streaming it's nothing you know what I mean but for a girl because we're different and we should embrace our differences

don't at me i feel like you name the two male streamers that don't have beds in their background don't they daddy no in my head i can see a bed behind the boys that's what i'm saying i can see a bed behind a boy it doesn't matter yeah who's got a bed behind him then what boy's got a bed behind him kai hasn't nade shot used to have one nade shot who else but also some people i know by the way have an office and they put a bed in there yeah chris used to do that he used to have a bed in his background but he doesn't sleep in it it's just there for the background of the stream a lot of people do that see

It's because it makes it... Chris Emdy did that. Yeah. It's because it also does make it feel... Chris Emdy's trying to get the... Get me, the girls. You know what I'm saying? It does make it feel more like... Homely. Yeah, homely. Less professional. Less streamery. More relatable. Of course it is. But to kids that are 13, 14 and 15...

watching there's a bias isn't it funny how you would put a bed in the background to be more relatable but that in itself is you not being relatable because you're faking a bed you're buying another bed just to have as a background prop that's not relatable yeah yeah but also why do people have to be relatable money oh yeah sorry the answer to everything's money the answer the answer to everything is money yeah and don't let it be not not from not from my point of view like why do i have to be relatable to my audience why does an audience want that person to be relatable

Because it's nothing to do with them getting money. I saw Nick Merckx the other day on Instagram, literally post a new video of him getting a $300,000 watch. And he was like, I've got my new $300,000 watch. He was like, thanks guys, obviously I wouldn't be able to do this without you. And some of the comments were like, oh, it's fucking not relatable. And I think he replied like, so. You know, that's true as well. I actually prefer people to just... Well, I feel like that's England and America, innit? So true, yeah. Because in every American vlog, they are literally like, look at David Dobrik, he buys everyone Teslas.

It's nice content in terms of that part, he's giving someone a car, but it's not relatable. You can't just go out and get a Tesla for free or give your friend a Tesla for free. Again, when you make stuff, you're talking to everyone.

And you don't realize it because on the internet, he's talking to absolutely everyone. So in America, he's doing his American thing, but he's talking to everyone. So some people that don't agree with that visual have a different opinion. And just my opinion, again, I think America is very money orientated. I think if you have money in America, you do so much because it's just money, money, money. Like, I don't think you can make enough money in England and then go and sit down with

they're king and like it's class in England it's like so much class and that's why if you've got money in England you shouldn't have to do a 300,000 dollar watch you need to be more classy England's like on some class thing like step up a lip like you know what I mean like prim and proper is that good no no no it's not that's England that's like heritage old school like running cobble streets it's like

gentleman class whereas america you can make money and then the next day you're just next to joe biden like oh yeah what i appreciate america is they don't hide it though they don't hide it they don't mind being money that's their culture yeah but our culture is to not do that but then we are that but we try and not look like let's say okay he vlogs every day i'll say he vlogs every day yeah he goes and buys himself this five hundred thousand dollar watch yeah a pound watch he's

He vlogs every day. So he would vlog everything he does. He would vlog him going to get this watch. But you'd probably leave that out because you don't want people to think like, oh, look at him. Why is he spending that much money on a watch? He's an idiot. And he's just showing off. Whereas he's like, well, I would show you everything. If I went and bought a two pound watch, I would vlog it. But the money going up makes people think,

I don't want to see that because you don't want to look like something yeah and what's more relatable is something more relatable because you agree with someone's point of view and personality or is it more relatable because of money that's who you're relating to that's what I'm trying to say because you could post that video or the vlog of you going to get a watch in the groups that you're in you know what I mean there's so many things that I do that I just send into groups on my phone or send it to discord groups of my friends like I won't post it I hardly post anything online

because I don't care like you know I mean I just realized you're talking to everyone too many things have happened where I realized well I was talking to someone and someone's gonna take a nap and said that they're like oh you know I mean like what like I wasn't talking to you when I said that or I wasn't talking about that when I said that I was literally talking about this one thing that is what you know I mean once it's one situation one situation happened even in tunes we got tunes bro we've got tunes about stuff like literally we went we went somewhere you can work this out yourself as well we went somewhere

somebody came and tried to drape my brethren to go and do something with them and was like rah he doesn't swing that way not do that then they took his hat went into the room so now he's got to wait and get his hat he's thinking rah how do I get my hat back they've taken my hat I don't want to go in there

we've done better stuff whatever whatever got the hat back and when we came out we bust a joke about it made a tune about it and then now it's like oh like oh everyone we're not we're talking about a situation that one situation but then you realize when you make music when you do things you're talking to everyone about everything you're talking about everything to everyone you can't choose your audience oh you but what you can do you can choose who you care about whose opinion you care about so when someone does say oh you shouldn't show your 300,000 man what you can think oh do i care that he said that because if you care you can then say okay cool

mkbhd do a video explaining look man guys i haven't seen the video so i don't know what he's explaining maybe or if you don't care you can then say oh don't care fuck off man you know what i'm saying it's up to you i saw ging was ginger was talking on where they were playing girth and turf and he says he says to ethan like oh would you send your kid to a private school and then if it kind of says like oh i'm not the biggest fan and she's just like yeah no that's tory stuff like that yeah and i was just thinking like i'm sending my kid to the best school

If it's a private school, cool. If it's a state school, cool. You send them to the best, right? I agree with that, yeah. But that whole thing of like, all right, they're going to this school, immediately they're a dickhead. If you put that online, everyone's going to hate it. Yeah, 100%. But that in itself, though, is an experience you have to live. So you have to have a kid, go to a school, see the school, da-da-da-da-da. You know what I mean? I'm sure if he went to a school, saw it, and thought, rah,

i mean for the kids there and he thought no i don't want to come in here then he went to another school and so he would take his kids to the private school if it was you know i mean yeah i'll get i'll get you saying it but i don't know i don't know if it i don't know if it if it if it matches up with your actual action because i would have probably thought as well that's another thing as well because there's so many things that people do and say that i thought myself there's been bad things that i think myself and people say and i think oh like i can't bother to even explain to someone because i was there i understand i was there literally everything

like people veganism people talk to me about veganism and i'm like uh i don't want to talk about it like i'm the guy to talk to like people see me that's one thing they say to me all the time oh how hard is it like oh like the amount of times i've had to explain to people it's easy it's nothing but like it's the first conversation but then i've realized i was that person like i was the person i went to school there's a girl in my school who wasn't she was a vegetarian she wasn't even vegan big up caroline your mom was a piano teacher

and you was vegetarian i used to just think this girl why is she vegetarian for she's weak she was a normal person she's normal but i just thought you're vegetarian you must be just weak and whatever whatever whatever remember she was a cool girl so yeah i think sometimes people so now someone someone sees me and thinks oh he's vegan like well you eat grass you put fried grass and what like dusting you know i mean i get it i hear it because i watched them jokes i i was there so yeah sometimes it's it's an experience they've got to live through before they can change their opinion

but yeah and sometimes you've been there before so you have to understand empathize and f everyone man you know i'm saying we're all gonna die one day that's the answer i need to make an album because we're all gonna die one day yeah nothing i'm saying yeah nothing really matters like that at all so should we get to the hard topic yeah no no you sure you're gonna edit it out well yeah sure okay no soft topic soft topic soft topic okay okay soft topic

nipples yeah nipples are not a hard topic huh what nipples get blurred online yeah whose nipples get blurred online women's so if you can now choose to be if a woman if you can identify as what you want to identify as are all nipples free that's the question for the day or is that not the whole movement of free the nipple was that not no but he's saying so say if i okay seven women

and I identify as a man identify as a man yeah my nipple's now free yeah because it's the like YouTube and companies like YouTube are the companies that are setting these rules don't edit this out they're the companies that are setting this precedent so I want to know I was thinking about it

what nipples well you can if you go on youtube don't put it on here but you can type in um type it in naked yoga and that that shit that comes up you said that before in a podcast it doesn't show up man it does show up it doesn't on your phone you can learn how to bleach your arsehole bro yeah yeah do you know what i think i must have a kid's account you see no one yeah i haven't the bleaching your arsehole one what youtube video yeah it's a shave shave shave

I'll put it in both. Listen, my account, where's my phone? Get your phone and type in Naked Yoga. Naked Yoga will come up. My account, I haven't put my birthday on my Twitter or my YouTube and stuff like that. I think... Naked Yoga, there you go. That didn't come up on my account. Don't put it on there. Put the camera on us. On my lap, watch this. I'll put on my phone, well, I'll type Naked Yoga. I don't want it to come up on my search history. Do you want to use my phone? No. Naked Yoga. Look at this, watch. It came up. Now type in how to shave your arse off. Okay, watch this. I'll press play.

Oh my god No look watch I'm going to text your wife now and say check this phone You've not said this on another podcast before And I pressed play it didn't play Maybe you were on some sort of wifi Oh my gosh I'm wrong I can't believe this Oh my gosh What was that one On my life You've not said that on another podcast Time ago and I thought no that can't be true I typed it in and it come up with like age

Something age, something that way. Well, I think... Somebody is age-restricted still, yeah. Because I don't put my age on. This is mad, though. But if it's instructional, it's allowed. No, this is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. That's what I'm saying. There's literally the video of, like, this guy learning how to shave or bleach his arsehole. Yeah. And within the first ten seconds...

It's mad. It spreads his arse cheeks and it's not blurred. This is mad. I didn't know this. This is new. Okay, never mind. Nipples is mine. Don't worry, nipples is nothing. The point is right. It depends what it is. What is the line of what's educational and not? It doesn't matter anymore. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't matter. That was my thought. I just thought, who's nipples going to be blurred in the future then?

But now I know that YouTube is already doing the naked yoga thing. Don't matter. Yeah. I'm not going to go to that topic actually. It's too harsh. We have some here that John wrote for you. What is a boulder? What is a? Boulder. A boulder? Yeah, I can click that as well. To cut.

What? Have you ever contemplated how cool boulders are? No. It's important to set aside... I wish John was here for this because John's left now. I feel like you chose the worst one. What is a boulder? A boulder is a large rock. I'm talking about the same thing. Okay, okay. It's important to set aside a little bit of time each day to stop and meditate on how wonderful it is to be alive at this very moment in time and walk in this precious planet. Yeah, I hear that. John is... We need John to explain that one. You're right.

what's your thoughts on gambling oh addiction gambling betting shops adverts I've put there on purpose I've got this as well okay because we are going to Vegas very soon yeah I know I want to come Vegas man but I don't want to go Vegas if you like all right fair enough no no I don't want to go Vegas if you like because you're going on that massive jet and you're going to be spending too much money and stuff I don't want but I haven't been I haven't been I'll be living very humbly in Vegas I want to go Vegas at some point just once go there and come back I need to make an excuse I need to do a video or something and go there yeah come back but yeah gambling gambling

Addiction. This all, why do all my things do to fucking sex and shit, man? Because this comes from, anyway, we'll go there. Addiction. I think part of me, okay, this is, I can only speak for myself. Part of me being a man, my biggest achievement as a man is realising what my brain, because I'm just my brain, isn't it? I'm just my brain in the body. That's what I am. So my biggest achievement is realising what my brain really likes, but isn't good for it. And then controlling that. I can't really put that into a sentence.

I get what you mean I've never put it in a sentence My biggest achievement Is realising That I'm just my brain Right I'm just my brain Everything I can see Touch smell Everything It's just my brain sensing it Through my body Nah but Yeah but What I agree and disagree at the same time Because we've spoken about this before as well Like you're not though You are No but you're not Your brain is your brain You're not even your brain You are your brain No you're not Your brain is your brain You are a result of what your brain is doing Yeah But you're not your brain But you're not even your whole brain You are You don't know it

Your brain... You're not only what you know you are, you are what also you don't know you are. You're breathing now. You're not going... That's what I'm saying. So you're not your whole brain. But your brain's breathing. Yeah, but you're not your whole brain then. Because your brain knows more than you. So you can't be the same. Okay.

Okay, I hear you. Yeah. Okay. Your brain knows where everything in your body is. Yeah, you're right. You're right. That's what I'm saying. You're not your whole brain, but you are majority. You are what your brain lets you know. Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah. Exactly. And that is why my biggest achievement is tapping in to realizing, oh, my brain lacks that. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Like, I don't even think my brain lacks. Oh, okay.

I was going to tweet this the other day, but I don't tweet everything because I can't bother to tweet everything. Even silly things, because addiction is one thing. Silly things. I only realised two days ago that I like wringing out towels or wringing out anything, whether I'm washing my car, wringing out the chamois, wringing out the towel, whatever it is, to as dry as possible. I'll never wring it out and leave it once and flap it a bit if it's still wet and hang it to dry. I wring out a towel or the chamois or whatever,

Till not a drip's coming out between my knuckles. All the way. And I only realised that two days ago, when I was wiping my face down, that I like to do that. And I've been doing that my whole life. I've never thought about it. There's so many things I don't think about. So addiction, for me, is one thing that I realised, wow, my brain lacks that. Because I used to go to the bookies and just spin £20, £50, £20, £50, £20, £50 on the machines, roulette machines, and watch people do horses and stuff, but never really did the horses and whatever, greyhounds, whatever. I used to just spin. Yeah.

It was fine. Student loans spent a bit. Money here from whatever you're doing, dodgy dealings here and there spent a bit. I never, I never like lost like so much money. Like, I should never have done that. You know what I mean? But,

If anything, I won much more than I ever lost. I even went to Groves in the casino once with a man there and got a card. I was like, that's got a card, got let in and everything. Went upstairs, giving you free food at the tables and whatever, playing 21 or whatever. I won a bit. On the way out, went to cash in the chips. I had like one stray chip that was different. Put it on the roulette table, went to cash in. As I come back, won that as well, cashed that in as well. I was like, oh, I'm a bit lucky. And I realised my brain loves this. My brain loves,

This is so much fun. Like, I love it. It's amazing. Like, I want to do this forever. I want to buy a house next to here and come here and do this. This is amazing. I love it. And then I never gambled again. Not lottery, nothing. Because I realized my brain likes this and it isn't beneficial. Yeah. Because I have no control over it and it could end really badly. And if I never did it again, there's no problem. So just don't do it again. And I was really upset with that for...

Honestly, I was really upset with that thought, but I don't gamble no more. Do you know what I realised recently? Sneaked in. And I realised this two days ago as well. I bet my friends... You said this at Arsenal? Yeah. I say to my friends, Oh!

£500 if you're playing Rainbow Six. If you clutch it now, £500. I like to just put money on the line for my friends because that's like my little rush of gambling in a way. Yeah. And I stopped doing that. Do you pay them out though? If I lose, yeah. Because I feel like so many times you're just, not you specifically, just everyone will say like, oh, if you do this, £10. If you make this hole in one, I'll give you a grand. Yeah.

I would never ever say something I won't pay out no I would never do that I'm thinking have I paid out have I ever lost and have to pay someone I think these days it's complicated because if you had the £10 you would give it but it's like you know then you've got to go and like oh £20 if you do it yeah yeah yeah but it wasn't awesome by the way it was bowling you and Lux playing golf I paid him though yeah but I bet Harry

Right. We bet 50 quid and it's just now like a... But if you went up to him and was like, you owe me, he would give it. He said it yesterday. He was like, oh, Randy lost me money in golf. I owe you 50 quid. And I was like, yeah. Yeah. I would pay. Yeah, but it's also like, I don't know. He'd just get a meal or something at some point, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, he never has cash on him. I would get the cash and pay. 100%. I have to. I bet you. But that's why I'm saying I've got to stop. But yeah, I like realizing things in my brain. And I think as a man, that's something that we should all do.

think what your brain does because i think that's a that's a that's a um that's a um what's the word gateway into how men get led astray from their partners as well because as a man or as a heterosexual man you're attracted to females and you get a partner that attraction doesn't just stop because you're get a partner sorry to disclose to everyone you still find people attractive it does it don't stop you've got to realize the difference between hey clip this

and you've got to realise the difference between attraction and action you can have the attraction but don't make an action from it there's nothing wrong with saying oh that person you know what I mean but getting control over that is probably one of the biggest things you could do as a man so yeah I think for me realising what my brain likes realising is it good or bad for me I'm not going to do that then

and come into terms with it and it's not doing it and then you become a better person. So yeah, I think gambling is...

terrible right now as it is now like growing up like i said i used to go bookies and whatever but now like i don't even know because i'm so out the loop i don't even know like i'll be somewhere whatever and people be like yeah yeah now like watching boxing whatever be like yeah or football they'll be on their phone doing their thing like half time something i'm thinking what's going on like yeah now i've got this thing accumulating and whatever i'm like raw like it's just normal gambling now is like literally yeah it's very normal gambling is like social media yeah it's like it's just people just have it like it's normal people gamble all day every day

Poker. Oh my gosh. People want poker and stuff. It's everywhere. And I think, I think this is my truth. I'm not rambling. I think, cause obviously money's not real. I think gambling is playing a game with just money, which is the middleman thing. So you're meant to be doing, you're meant to have a skill. You have money and you get something. So forget the skill, forget the something, just get the money in the middle, play a game with that. Like, oh, I bet you,

openness is going to be black if it is give me your money if it's not and yeah it's like a short game like i used to go to arcade on tottenham high road and play street fighter and put 50p 50p 50p 50p 50p 50p play street fire all day like obviously if you die you can put 50p and continue if you don't continue then it starts again so you want to complete you want to kill beat all the characters and clock the game so you keep put 50p zinchan clock the game which is kind of gambling because you're trying to put 50p in and seeing if you can gamble gamble and clock the game that counts as gambling because you you get no monetary you can't get monetary

Getting back. You're right. You're right. But also... But you can gamble without getting money back. No, online gambling, right? They have like demo gamblers. But there's no worth of beating those people. Kind of. Kind of. Because it matters what it matters. Because imagine there's a raffle to meet me.

that's worth something to someone but it's like that's like there's like a tangible price for that yeah a raffle for me to tweet you around anything digital then because because winning the game is a digital reward you get to see the ending you get to you know i mean yeah it's a digital reward you're gonna take a picture look i clock the game that it's like it's a reward in some way yeah so you're paying for something you're paying to trying to do something i get i get what you're saying i mean there's something about like the the odds are against you in that whereas the odds are

there's no real odds in a skill-based, a full-based, skill-based game. It's a similar emotion then. I'll give it, it's a similar, it's not exactly the same as gambling. But the difference as well is that I also have an influence over the result. Whereas in gambling, it's just odds. You have no influence over the result. You can't choose if a number comes in. It's just the odds. Whereas street fight, I have an influence over it. So that's my little reason why I still say like, yeah, I would do something like that, but I don't gamble because I have no influence over it. And it's just money. If it was anything else, like literally anything,

Now you're paying for something. It's just money. Like give you money. If this happens, you get money. It's, I'm not doing it. You can play like slots and stuff online or roulette or whatever with like demo accounts, but it's just not the same.

but it's bad I've got friends that gamble and it's bad and like yeah it's bad like they've gone through stuff they lose they lose mad money crazy money and like but it's like what they're chasing that's what that's what the important thing with gambling is like what are you trying to chase money or are you trying to chase the feeling of money or are you trying to chase that's what I'm saying it's feeling good in your brain yeah they don't you don't think about it that's why the worst thing you could ever have in life I think is like parasite because you can have something that enters your body and it takes over your brain your brain doesn't know that it's taking over it real parasite or fake real speech

Real parasites. I don't know nothing about parasites. Parasites, you should look into it. It's crazy. So it goes into your body. Yeah, like a worm. A worm can enter your body. Yeah, it becomes you. Does it go up to your brain or does it just control you from wherever it is? Well, it can latch on to anything. I think it can latch on to nervous systems and stuff like that. And it can control your brain? Well, your brain doesn't know what it is. So it's like...

Yeah. Ah, okay. Yeah. So you can become... You see animals that like a real outside of the body parasite is attached to them and they don't know it's there and it's part of them. It's gross, actually. Like a bear or... Because bacteria is part of us anyway. I know what you mean. Like it's part of us anyway. So yeah. It affects your mood and your body. Because again, like...

If you think about the brain not even being you, like your brain is your brain and we are a part of our brain that makes us think we are us. Stop saying that you're not. The brain is you. Don't take yourself away from it too much. It is definitely you. It's just that you are not all of it. You are part of your brain. Yeah. Your brain is everything. You are part of your brain. No, but you own your brain, so it is you as well. Do you? Yeah, it's yours. Your brain could tell you to do anything. Your brain tells you to do it. I know, but when it tells me to do it... So your brain knows you. I know, but that... Because that is me.

Yeah, but okay, like your brain knows where every single thing in your body is. Yes. You don't. I know. So you can't be your brain. My brain doesn't either. It does. It doesn't. You saying... It doesn't. The same... Go on, what are you saying? You saying, don't say that, is your brain. Exactly. But... I know it's my brain. It's me. Yeah. It's me. Okay, so you...

There's obviously some biology you don't know. Yes. In terms of, I don't know. My brain doesn't know it either. No, but let's say, for example, you don't know the exact thing about how food is digested, right? That's like saying your lungs know about oxygen. It doesn't. It just works with it. Your brain does it. No, but your lungs process oxygen. Yeah. Take breathing air, breathe out the carbon dioxide, monoxide, everything. It takes oxygen in through the...

The lungs don't The brain does When we die No your lungs do that No no no when we die Your brain tells your lungs to do it No your brain Your brain tells your lungs to inflate

Yeah. It doesn't tell your lungs to let the oxygen go through the little sacs into the bloodstream and attach to the hemoglobin on the red blood cell and go around your body. That's just happening. Your brain doesn't do that. Your brain doesn't... Your brain does not tell your red blood cell to get oxygen. But if your heart... When you die, your heart stops. Your brain doesn't stop. Your brain does stop. But only because your heart's gone. Because your heart can't feed it. Brain can't live. But if you were to transplant your heart and transplant every single organ and antibody, your brain would still keep going. No, you'd be brain dead.

But as if your brain gets damaged. No. You could have a transplant of every single thing in your body. Except your brain. Brain, yeah, I know. So that means your brain is everything. Yes, a brain is you. You are just a vessel of my brain. Hello, hello. You're right, still saying that, but your brain doesn't know it. You're saying your brain knows. Your brain doesn't know it. It's just doing it. It doesn't know it. Yeah, it's true as well. It doesn't know it. Our brain doesn't know everything. Because that means you're saying a brand new baby that's brand new, just born, fresh, out.

Starts crying. It's brain. It's brain. It's brain. His brain is telling it to cry though. Yeah, but it doesn't know what a cry is. It's an instinct. Let's say, all right, my brain is out. This is my brain. Done. His brain is out. Swap them over. My brain is in him. Is that me? Or is that Randy? That's such a good point. But it's also Randy. It is. You wouldn't say that's Simon. If your brain switched, it's Simon's brain in Randy.

Okay, hold on. No. If we stop writing. In Randy's body, yeah. In Randy's body. But you know why I say that? Because Randy grew that body with that brain. But you'd have to specify. So that body belongs to that brain. You'd specify that's Simon's brain in Randy's body. Yes, because. You're not going, that's Simon. I know, only because the body belonged to another brain. If it never belonged to another brain, it would be Simon. So if I just had a machine and I pressed a button and it just grew a human body, a random body that was no one's body, it grew it. All the organs and everything, it grew with no brain. Put your brain in there, I'll say that's Simon.

If my brain were put into your head and your brain was put into my head, my memories would still be my memories. I would be you, buddy, but I'd talk like me, right? Yeah, would you get an accent? Would I have an accent? No, I'd sound like you. The only reason you sound like yourself is because you're like the shape of your mouth. It's not because of... Yeah, you're vocal. Accent-wise, is that not also...

He might be right with that accent Because if I moved to Germany in 10 years I might have a German accent If I were in your head I would speak northern with your voice And you would speak like yeah That's true You don't really speak that northern No but I say bath and not bath But like This is really interesting Your body belongs to your brain What's like soul then Soul is something someone made up

yeah but i think it's real you can think it's real if you want not like the thing i don't know of you like i said i don't know something about me that makes me different to you that is different to brain but it's your brain that's perception that's how you perceive it you can perceive that if you want it's everything i've collected in my life isn't it yeah every brain is why okay well then how how come me and my dad right would have like a pretty similar ideology because you grew up the same yeah your nurture no no a lot the same if you have two twins and you separate them from birth

they will still have certain things about them that are the same. Yeah, because they've both got the same genetics. Okay, fuck off. Fuck off. Okay. Okay, two siblings that aren't twins, they get separated from, I don't know. Nothing. They're strangers. People find their brothers and sisters all over the world. They don't, nothing. But are they similar to them? Yeah, they have to be genetically. Yeah, they'll have traits. Genetically, they have to be. Genetic traits, okay, but no personality traits. Personality is built. Yeah.

Is it though? A hundred zillion percent. But they could have certain things that are similar personality wise. Yeah, that's luck of the draw. I don't know. I'm just literally... Like they could both be... Some people are brought up in the wild. Have you seen documentaries of people meeting humans for the first time? Yeah. None of them have got personalities like...

or something, they're not going to. They're not. Maybe. You know what I mean? They are a product of what they've been brought up. No, I do believe that, yeah. That's why childhood is so important. If you look at like, if you go therapy or whatever, most things that you would have quote unquote wrong with you. And a developing mind. Yeah, yeah. That's why I think you need to think about attraction from. But then also, I think there's also a different thing where like, I don't know, growing up as well and like having like a book. That's why I hate books. I hate like pregnancy books and childcare books. That's why I just hate books. No, because listen, okay, so you're reading a book written by somebody else on how to bring up your child. Yeah.

Yeah, it's advice. Yeah, and now anything I learn from that book that I'm going to teach and do and implement into my life, someone else has told me to do that. I don't know if it's right or wrong. I'm just going to do it. Research it then. Don't just do it. Research it from who? Because then it's always a different opinion. No, but the whole point is you would then... Research why. You would do it, but then you would also alter it slightly for your...

your way and you'd think why you might tell someone else that so many things changed like literally I've got two kids five years apart and everything's changed and even when I had my first kid my mum would be like oh she'll hiccup give her water the what are they called what are them people called midwife be like oh no you can't give kids water yeah my mum's like rah like we just give her water all the time my mum gave Skip like Weetabix

Crunched up wheat She got the teat of the bottle Cut the teat Bigger Crunched Weetabix Put it in there Gave him Weetabix When he was younger Yeah Literally Yeah You know what I'm saying Can't do that yeah Well

But then also you don't have time to do that. You don't have time to necessarily research every single thing on how to parent a child. You have to also be yourself. Also, there is no right or wrong. No, there isn't. Well, there is. No, no, no. Like if you murder your child, that's wrong. Okay, listen. Listen. I mean, okay, sorry. No, there's no right or wrong. That's the wrong thing. I'm not good at wording things. There is no perfect blueprint. Yeah. Yeah.

There's no perfect blueprint. And you don't even have to, your child doesn't have to grow up a certain way either. Like what is going to be is going to be. But there's no perfect blueprint, but there has to be guidelines. Yeah. Because if there's no guidelines, then there's chaos. Yes. Jeez. I'm good. So yeah, there's no blueprint. So when they say, oh, don't give them water.

Doesn't mean, give them water, they're going to explode. You know what I mean? Still give them water. Like, I still gave my daughter water. Rhymed. Gave my daughter water. You know what I mean? She had her cups. Gave her water, she's fine. You know what I'm saying? But they probably have to make the guidelines of that because something happened in this year. Yeah, I was just saying, they're giving advice. They have to go be the safest possible route. You know what I mean? Car seats. Oh, car seats.

From four months to 14 months. What? What if I put her in a car seat at 13 months? I mean, what? Like there's guidelines because they have to, they have to get a big, what's it called? Consensus, whatever. Get a big group of people and see, okay, in England, baby's this big to that big at this age. So we're going to do it. You know what I mean? They have to do that. So yeah, don't, don't take everything gospel. Use your own initiative. Most of the time, you know, you're smart enough. Wing it. Talking to all parents out here. Wing it. We're all winging it. And yeah, just do your best as a parent.

So I actually remember I was told about this because before Hop was born, I was like, I heard you can't give babies water. And she's like, yeah, because like if you give them water, they're going to think that they're full, but they're not.

because they think it's milk it's not milk so it doesn't give you the right nutrients so it's saying here as well their kidneys are not fully developed and consuming water can disrupt their body's ability to absorb essential nutrients from breast milk or formula but it doesn't mean they can't have water it just means to a certain extent well she had hiccups man it means just don't give them water instead of food yeah all the time oh yeah of course not give her a whole bottle of water you could fill the stomach with water and then you can't give any milk yeah and like I said that came from something like at one point it was fine and then

they realize oh some people are giving kids too much water people are probably feeding them off water yeah whatever you know i mean someone in the comments will probably correct us like i'm a nurse and i've been in this for 50 million years and two drops of water will definitely kill your kid no whatever but yeah so yeah i think there's no i can't remember what i worded but you know rewind it there's no um you know you know i mean there's no perfect thing but in in life especially in society we need guidelines so sometimes there's some laws that i think are silly and i think why but then i think you know what speed limits sometimes i think come on man

Or sometimes I'm sitting at the lights, four in the morning, no one on the whole road. I'm sat at a red light thinking, am I a dickhead? Yeah.

Like, I'm sat here. I can see there's nothing for miles, but I'm obeying a light bulb. Yeah. I'm literally obeying a light bulb. Sometimes I just go through the red, man. I look through the camera and I'm going through the... Even if it's a camera, give me the points. I don't mind this time because I'm not like... This is dumb. I'm sitting at lights. But then I realise there has to be rules or speed limits. I'm driving my house and I'm like... Like, we're driving at 20 or driving at whatever. And I think...

come on, a couple of months, but there has to be, there has to be guidelines. It has to be limits. Otherwise there'll be chaos. Yeah. Yeah. The thing is, if you do that, if you start going through that red, it's like, okay, there's a car a mile away. Yeah. There's a car 200 meters away. I can still get through that. And it slowly. At what point? Yeah. You know what? Blanket statement, blanket rule for everyone. Cause also again, if the town was just us three, we understand, you know what I mean? But. Many more. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Well,

I've got a topic but we're not getting on it. It's too much. Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I think we have to wrap it up. Yep. It's been good, man. I've enjoyed myself. Thank you for having me. Thanks for coming on. Thanks, appreciate it. You're always welcome on here. Have I got anything else quickly? No, I haven't. Jamie said the other day when we were at Toby's he was like, when are you inviting me onto the podcast? And I was like, I feel like with Jamie there's certain people that are literally just like

We're never going to ask you because you're always welcome. But I'm sitting there waiting to be asked. I'm just thinking I've got a new set. No, you're literally one of the first names on here to be fair. I'll just play music on now if I've got as well. Don't worry, man. We can do it another time. We can do that. We'll just have you on every other month. I'll be here. Yeah. I'll bring my iPad for my topics. Yeah, man. I'm watching as well.

I like the Carl and Carl. Yeah, so I was actually excited for that one. That was so amazing. I thought in my head, I'm like, you know what, we can get Cal on, we can get Cal on, but you never ever would get one together, but they should be together because they have so much stuff to talk about together. And we talked about it. We talked to them together.

That was such a sick episode. Sick, sick, sick. Yeah, man. Love, man. I was watching it back and I was like, oh man, I actually wish I wasn't on it. Why? I get that sometimes when I'm with you. Yeah, and I was like, I kept ruining it. I was listening to them say things again and then I keep butting in. I'm like, fuck, shut up, man. Nah, that's you. Stop that. I know. I haven't even said that. I said it at the beginning. I forgot to say it in the podcast. I'll say it now.

I did say actually I said that already yeah you're you don't forget that you're you and that you're you for a reason and that people like you because you're you yeah but then some people don't like me because I'm me I know but that doesn't matter they're not around people like you because you're you keep being you nothing else matters because if you don't I had this thought the other day as well because if imagine imagine imagine became successful by not being you

That's whack. That'll probably lead you into the deepest... I feel like you just insulted every actor. Huh? No, but they're acting. They know they're acting. You're right, but I've definitely done things in my life that I wish I didn't do to get somewhere. You know what I'm saying? So being successful by being yourself is nothing else. That's it. Then we will die. Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah. Well, thanks for watching. We'll all die one day. Yeah, we'll do it again because I enjoy these ones for sure. Some podcasts I actually don't enjoy.

I like these cameras as well, whatever they are. Well, these are, I don't want to say, because everyone's going to go get them. Very sick. But I shouldn't gatekeep them either. Gatekeep, man. Okay, sure, sure, sure. Edit that. All right, thanks for watching, guys. Take care. Peace, peace, peace.