Honest Thoughts On Deji & KSI's $1,000,000 Bet | #260 | What's Good
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Maybe he does, I don't know. Maybe he's a mastermind, I don't know. He went and played FIFA against Rio Ferdinand. And I was like, this is so unreal. Yeah, you know what, I don't care if I get hate, I'm not going to do it. I've seen it on multiple videos and gone like, I could learn to not do that. But they're going viral because of it. I will say as well that I will cook Deji here. I'll do like a ninja shush. It's so boring. So boring. In that chat, the only reason I was making a joke, because I was trying to cope.

Yo what's up guys and welcome back to the What's Good Podcast. You are joined by Simon, Mini Mini Mini Minter and Ran Dinny Dinny Dinny Dolph. Dinny Dolph? Ran Dinny Dolph, I don't know what that means. Ran Disney Dolph. Ran Disney Dolph, I went Disney as well. Ran Adolf. Ran Adolf, ooh, controversial. I like that one. Everyone always asks me why they call me Ran Disney but it's just because it's like Randy isn't it? There's no reason behind it. That doesn't even link it still.

randy because it's like randy it's like when people say why is harry called bog yeah it literally just yeah someone said i like disney though it's kind of like it's quite fun yeah because you love disney no no no not related it's fun to come to disney i like it you know he admitted he was a disney adult the other day in the chat did he because he denied it on the podcast i feel like you don't know what actual disney adult is i said i said oh so you're admitting you're a disney adult now and you just said oh you're just a hater

that to me is you admitting you're a disney adult i was like you know if you want to brand me that i don't really mind i don't mind you are a disney adult sure you can brand me that if you want me to run with that but i would love to one day to go through the disney adult like reddit and then other the facebook group because they actually are crazy that they wear like the t-shirts and stuff they're a different breed oh what do they call that when they wear all the t-shirts disney adult no i know that but they call it science specific randolph's wardrobe co-ord i don't know i'm trying to get they call it bounding all right they call

John, you have to remember, I'm not like you. You are like... You're trying to bait him into saying it to trick him into being one, but you're now one. Yes, that's how it all worked out. You're like a proper 4chan guy, aren't you, John? Do you have a 4chan account? Well, you're trying to bait me now. You don't have to have an account to go on 4chan. Oh, because it's all anonymous, isn't it? See, the fact you knew that, crazy.

Cool, what's up man? I've watched something that I want to see if you judge me for. Okay. It's not Young Sheldon. What is it? I watched a documentary that just came out on Netflix. It's about Nickelback. That's fine. Okay. I just wanted to see. I felt like that would be something you'd judge me for. No, everyone makes fun of them, but in a good way, I think. That's kind of what the documentary's about. Oh. It's how they were like the biggest band in the world at one point-ish. And then... Did they actually get hurt by all the hate and stuff?

A little bit. Wow. Yeah. Do they still have a lot of monthly listeners and stuff? I don't know. Can we find out? I feel like, obviously, monthly listeners is not a judge of everything. Did you see the Scissor stuff where she had no people watching? Yeah, but I also feel like the video I saw was really far out. Yeah, I saw that. Unfair on her. 21 million monthly listeners. That's pretty a lot. Pretty a lot, man. What's their favourite song? Their most favourite song is the... Most favourite or biggest? Most popular.

Photograph. Yeah. Look at this graph. That's them, right? Yeah. Well, that's not. That's a meme. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's actually one of the best memes. Wait, did you not just say Rockstar is surely the biggest one? It could be Rockstar. Shrek 1.

Shrek merchants. What? They're Shrek merchants. Is that not Smash Mare? Oh, sorry, yeah. That's Smash Mare. Sorry, sorry. What's Rockstar? How does that go? Well, we all just don't want to be big rock stars. Yeah. Rockstar. How you remind me in Photograph. Isn't Rockstar the one that they got memed at, though, isn't it? That's the one where everyone actually... I know the Photograph one is. Sorry, I'm waffling. Just listen. It doesn't matter, man. Cool that you're watching documentary. I hope you enjoyed it. To be honest, I just wanted to bring it up to see if you judged me. No, no. It was a test. No. I don't judge you. That's growth from you. I almost brought a book in today.

why because just to make you laugh me yeah to mock you okay no i put on instagram everyone's like you should take it to the podcast what was it uh it's by ryan holiday it's like a stoic book okay it's pretty cool he sent it to me by the way yeah all right message me saying can i send you a book i was like yeah number one new york times bestseller you know i told me habits book behind you you know it's been number one flight ever yeah that's why i read it all right that's why you laughed at me for it no no what what so you only read books at number one yeah

Why would I read loser books? Because I... You could also argue that because everyone's bought it, they're all losers. Does that make sense? Because like... Have you bought it? No, because I'm not a loser. No, because I don't read books that are so popular. You don't read. I read hipster books. What's the last book you read? Well, the one that I'm just reading now. Before that. The one that he wrote from the same series from a different one. Obstacle is the Way, it's called. I need to read it more. I need to be a nice person. So I'm a copy bipolar today. Very ableist of you. He... What? What?

He was in the chat and he just like, he just turns, he turns into a hater like that. And then the next second, like I've never seen, you know, the last time we played golf, the whole time you were complimenting me saying like, you look really good. I don't know why you're surprised at that. You've never done that to me before.

I hadn't seen you in a while and you look really good. You've never done that to me before. I was like, this is so weird. John, imagine Randy comes in tomorrow and just goes like, wow, John, you look really good today. Would you not find that weird? I think something bad was about to happen. That's exactly how I felt. I'm going to change how I am because I feel like... From what? Because that was nice. Yeah, I want to be more nice. I want to be more nice. Because I'm nice deep down. I don't think I'm a nice person. But I just, I like to joke around a lot.

okay call me a hater I've been hating a little bit a little bit too much on him recently yeah you have hated on him a lot yeah he deserves it a little bit though well the FPL stuff man because he brought he brought by the way oh I don't know if we should talk about this now it's up to you I'm not part of it true true well listen guys just well we were talking about uh someone mentioned scissor Glastonbury mm-hmm

They've put here, do you feel like you missed out? And I'm going to straight away say no. I've never had much of an urge to go to Glastonbury. Me either. I like festivals. The only festival I've ever been to, though, is church one. It's a Christian one. Soul Survivor. Did you stay overnight? Yeah, we camped. Did you? Yeah. You camped with your church? Camped with the church, yeah. Apparently, what I learned...

Not from personal experience I was really young when I went I was probably like 16 That's not that young No but like No no no What I'm about to say It'll be young Okay Apparently a lot of sex goes on At these church camps Okay Oh so you were a little too old For the church

Sorry. That's good joke. I was trying to figure out which way you were going. You went in the place I wanted you to go. What? You went funny. Fun fact, JJ's home church when he grew up is actually Soul Survivor. So that's the church that the whole festival is from. The funny part is, well it's not actually funny, but his pastor turned out to be an aunt.

Jay just did. Yeah, the pastor of the entire source of hours turned out to be an audience, which is why I think it's really funny. Now my joke made sense. That's why I wasn't even laughing at first. I'm like, yeah, you're spitting facts. But, oh man, I want to stop talking like a TikToker.

How does the TikTok talk? Like that, like spitting facts, or like bro said this. You know in your chat, everyone's like, oh bro, bro. It was a fun thing to do for a while, but then I realised it's bad. You know that new AI I mentioned to you, the character AI one? So I didn't know this was a thing, right? And I didn't even know it by it until I saw it on Twitter. Apparently it has like a quarter of the daily interactions that Google has. So imagine how many times people type into Google, Google search engine. It has a quarter of that. Obviously the people messaging back and forth, so that's why it's a bit more than what it is. But I was like, what is this? Let me check it out.

it's jokes actually it's jokes it's not good but it's funny apparently like they're people are really addicted to it though when it goes down the reddit goes mental is that the one that you argued with for 30 minutes yeah you argued with ai by the way for 30 minutes i exaggerated it's like it's like five minutes it's 30 minutes five minutes see that chat dpt is meant to like you just tell it what to do and it didn't you know this one is like all personality based and it's got people people create their own personas and stuff you talk to it's really weird by the way um

So they're not supposed to be nice to you. So they kept coming at me. And I was like, what the fuck? So I kept going back at it. I was like, you know what? I need to put my phone down. I'm getting stressed by a computer. But there's one there called TikTok. I'll split the chat. TikTok comments or something. So you message it and it replies to you in TikTok speak. I'm like, hey, how's it going? It's like, oh, bro, how's it going? Now I want to stop speaking like that.

Chip does it all the time Chip is like Chip is only that Chip can't have a normal conversation True You can at least have some normal conversation You know I can yeah But like I realise it When I'm saying it in the chat Like oh bro said it And I'm like Why am I saying that I don't speak like that So

Okay, well, I don't know where we go from there. Sorry, I'm a little bit... You're saying you didn't get picked for the church sex stuff? No, but no, so he turned out to be a nonce. And I was going to say, it's not surprising because in a lot of those kind of like setups, that's the way it goes. Which is ironic because they're meant to be good people, but sometimes they're not. Also, Glastonbury, no. So I like camping. It's quite fun, but I feel like Glastonbury is always...

I've seen it on the news all the time. It's being like always muddy, always rainy, always like... That's part of it. Wait, you've been, right? Yeah, a few times, yeah. I've never had a rainy year. Really? Wow. But muddy. Did you go this year? I think I've won wellies one out of the four times I've been there. Have either of you been there? No.

Wellies is the funniest word, you know. You know in America they don't use the word wellies. What do they say? I don't know. Can you Google it? Because like, if it's just like, I remember I brought a wellie to someone and they're like, well, what the fuck are you talking about? And when he said it, it sounded like he was speaking like a five-year-old. He's like, yeah, I didn't really wear wellies. Bro's speaking like five-year-olds. Rubber boot or rain boot.

Rainbow actually makes more sense. You got the rubber boots on? Yeah. But so, the reason why her show was apparently under, I guess... It was during England match, wasn't it? Right, is that why? I think so. Was it not? Well, also, they were saying Glastonbury, their tender, the average tender at Glastonbury is a lot older than, you know, maybe her fans, which if Nick went, it wouldn't make sense. Was it...

Was it Stormzy? Stormzy headlined. Doing well with being a nice guy. Yeah, Stormzy did. But to be fair, Stormzy is very mainstream, isn't he? No, I know, but wasn't there loads of backlash when he was headlined as well? There's always backlash when rappers do it, when Jay-Z did it as well. The Stormzy backlash was pre- That's what I'm saying. He had one album, is why, but then after his set-up. Well, he also wasn't the typical music that Glastonbury headlined. He also put on, he had a sellout everywhere. Oh, yeah, yeah. But as in, it seems like...

Because it was SZA, wasn't it? So is she the headline? She was Sunday night headline. She's not the normal music you would have there either. So I feel like they're always just going to... Hang on it, and then...

There's an England match during it. Yeah. Someone said that she sold out O2 like four times in the UK. So it's not like she doesn't have UK fans and stuff. Well, apparently there was loads of other artists on other stages at the same time as her, which isn't normal. It's always the same. Oh, it's always that. There's always like 10 acts on at the same time. Even the headline. Even the headline. Mad. So Avril Lavigne went crazy. She did the opposite. She had more than the Erika's Handel.

Damn. I would look to see Avril Lavigne. Although, I watched a clip and she sounded pretty bad. She's a robot now though. She doesn't exist. You know, she married Chad Kroger. Sorry. Oh, right. Chad Kroger. He's from the local back. Still married together today? No, two years. Shit, it never ends. I didn't know that. No, uh,

I was going to say, like, her song, Complicated, doesn't go like that, but I would almost, like, just not even care about her being there. Like, I think festivals should do this. They should just play the song. James Acaster. Saw that, yeah. Another bloke. Nish Kumar.

Yeah, they just played songs off of the laptop. Apparently they accidentally paused it at one point. They didn't even fade the songs. They just pressed play and made a playlist. Yeah, man. Like, I'd just rather everyone sing in unison of the song. I wouldn't. Really? Yeah. But I mean, I like Avril Lavigne.

But I like her song more than I like her. You know, so I could just play a song. You are a nice person. No, I like her. Listen, it's not my fault she didn't do very well. She did. I don't know. I heard it and I thought it didn't sound great. Right here, what are your top three Avril Lavigne songs? It's just complicated. What, Sk8er Boi? Yeah, I know one. What about... Hey, hey, you, you. That's a good one. Didn't even know it was her. Is that her? Yeah. When she was big, we were young, weren't we?

Yeah, but she came back as well and had a couple songs when we were a little bit older. Didn't have part of that. She was the reason I used to wear those spikes on my wrist. I had a little face where I wore spikes on my wrist. And those chains, I never used to understand those chains. You just clipped your waist. They were the worst. No, no, no, but people just hung chains from their trouser belt and it literally just hung down as a loop. That was it. There was nothing on the chain. Yeah.

Why? What? Really? You didn't know about this? Well, I thought it was for wallets. By the way, I think a wallet chain is worse, by the way. Because if you can't maintain your wallet in your pocket, you need to have a long chat with yourself. Do you know what I mean? Although, to be fair, I put an air tag on my wallet. So hang on, are you trying to say that with the little wrist thing, you were trying to be like an emo, essentially? Yeah, I just listened to one Avril Lavigne song and thought I was that. Yeah.

went to like the local what do you call it uh market and bought some yeah bought some wrist spikes yeah i had the chain but i got really confused with it because i was like what's what's the point it's trying to be part of a scene but um glass number is cool but i wouldn't go i mean to be fair i'm not really like into many festivals i enjoy going to them to watch but boy shut it down though he actually shut it down again i've just spoken like a tiktoker and i apologize i mean there are a lot of like that's a lot of big acts oh my god do you see a video of the guy

The guy playing the guitar. The ukulele. Yeah. It's getting rinsed. I don't know if you know this. But he does that with everyone. Yeah. He's done it with Stormzy twice. Yeah. And everyone found a video of him with Diggity, I think, being the main character again. Yeah. All the comments are just always like, bro has no personal space. I'm so glad he's getting cooked. But the thing is, this is good publicity for him because he'd probably be getting bigger for this. I mean, he's definitely seen it on multiple videos and gone like, I could learn to not do that. Yeah. But...

They're going viral because of it. Yeah, if he's got the confidence to do it, go for it. But I enjoy seeing hate comments towards him. I saw one that was like, bro took spitting too real or something like that. In the video, he's literally spitting while he's rapping. It is a bit awkward, isn't it? She did well, though. She seems really nice. I don't know if everyone's saying that. You can tell she doesn't like this, but she did well to entertain it. He is a little bit more standoffish in this one, though.

I think because you have to be with Dua. Yeah, but with Stormzy, he's literally groping him. Yeah, but I reckon Dua's got more aura than Stormzy. He's got Dappy on the side as well. On the side of what? No, he's got so many famous people. Stormzy's bottom right. Oh, the side of that. This one. So this is the second time he's got him. So Stormzy had a thing at Glastonbury that he said no pictures allowed unless you're a kid, effectively. Oh, wow. Go on that one. And just skip a little bit in.

like Stormzy doesn't look at him once but he's staring at him Stormzy's a cool guy yeah but you know what shout out to the guy I'm not intending hate you gotta respect the confidence yeah see when I first saw this I thought this was like he was copying there's an American dude who goes and finds like American pop stars or Viners and TikTokers and like sings his name's Harry something but he I've seen him the guy who's like

Not great on purpose. Yeah, he's doing it purposely, but now all the celebrities as well, there's a bunch of celebrities who know who he is, and when they see him, they go, oh my god, it's you, and they're excited that he's about to do terrible singing at them. No, but this guy's actually quite good. It's just his presence is a bit too much. The style as well, of hitting the ukulele. It is a guitar, I swear. It's not a guitar. What do you mean? Is that not a guitar? Oh, it's actually a guitar. I don't know. In my head, it's a guitar. It's small.

Can we... Yeah, I'm just... It's loading. We just need any of them. I swear, like, a small guitar is a ukulele. That's a ukulele, I think. Oh, wait. Some of them are a guitar, are they not? Are they all a ukulele? Have I just been lied to in my head? How many strings? Three strings. It looks like a child's guitar. It looks like a guitar.

Is there a difference between a guitar and a ukulele, guys? What is the difference? Can you Google that, Nick? I think it is a ukulele. I think so. There's three strings there. I think that is a ukulele. That's a ukulele. Yeah. In my head, it was bigger than that as well. Fair. I mean, in your defense, it does look like a guitar, if that makes sense. It doesn't look like a normal ukulele. Like a pink Hawaiian ukulele. Is that Jimmy Carragher? Yeah. Actually? Yeah. He's very young outside of his suit when he's not in office. Outside of his suit. You're going to sound like a superhero. Yeah.

He's... Guys... If he was your dad, he'd be unbearable, wouldn't he? Like, cringe. Well, it's like Gary Neville. Did you ever see Gary Neville's TikToks? I've seen some. His kids are always just, like, embarrassed. But for everyone else, they're quite funny. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's the role of a dad, is to be, like, cringe. But I feel like Jimmy Carragher's another level up.

Yeah. You just see him laugh and he's like, laugh. True, true, true. I reckon like, bro, you're like, if you're his kid and you're at a birthday party, the barbecue's just cooking you. You just don't want to invite him. Not on the barbecue. Yeah. Sorry. That's a weird phrase there. Yeah. Gasto. I like it though. I'm not trying to hate on it. I've never been to an actual festival. Do you like camping? Not massively. Something I like about getting like, one of the sleeping bags. I love it. I think I like it in...

Like a nice area. As in the tent doesn't have to be like amazing. Just it's more the fact if it is raining and stuff like that. Okay. Yeah. No, you can do these tents at Glastonbury. It's like got, you know, couching. Glamping. The kids call it glamping, Nick. I just don't really. Actually, your kind of generation calls it glamping. What do you call it? Camping. Glamorous camping. Yeah. I don't know. I'm just not that fussed about going to Glastonbury, if I'm honest. Yeah. I think I'll always can't be asked to do anything.

well i play golf for so long we played golf like last week i didn't i played with you you didn't when did we film what the the major that was a while ago it was like two weeks ago no i've had half of a week oh but off the grid well i think we talk about the biggest thing of the week teji yeah yeah well we were so we're gonna have that mean that what one of the biggest thing of the week it's crazy

Well, actually, in a way, he's the smallest thing of the week. He has lost a lot of weight. Well, okay. So, yeah, he was going to be on the podcast, guys. Well, to be fair, we asked him yesterday. He said yes. And then last night, real late, he cancelled. But he was like, I want to work on my channel. I want to work on me, which is very fair enough. But he had a bet with JJ, for those who don't know. A million pound. A pound as well, not USD. And by the way, guys, there's a big difference. What is the difference, Nick? Probably about 300 grand. Probably. People don't realize that sometimes. Yeah, a million pound. Yeah.

And the bet started when? It was like December or something. Yeah. And it ended July, 1st of July, so we've now finished. And he had to get visible abs. We thought, we actually thought in our heads, they said on the podcast, fight ready, like fight shape, which I think is what JJ meant, but he never said it. So therefore, you could argue. But it was like visible abs. You don't have to like tent super much for it. You don't have to get the right light, just visible abs. And then... No, no, no. They did specify not lighting. Okay. They did specify that it can't be like... That's what I meant. Oh.

it has to be visible apps so like you don't have to have a studio shot you just okay I can see them and then the finale was the a few nights ago and it was long story short yeah the stream on JJ's channel long story short he didn't

do it and jd didn't pay him the money and he didn't win the challenge um so we'll discuss our thoughts on it um i will say as well that i will cook dejji here and if you're like a fan and you're like why is he so angry it's just because i also we are friends of dejji and also he is family whether he likes or not and i would carry this same energy with jj and i think that's one of the big difference between the both of them is that jj is someone who can take the criticism well and they did not go to taking criticism which is bad and i think

I will say I do, I carry the same energy with JJ. Like I am, if there's only one more, if there's only one hater left on the planet of JJ's, it'll be me. I'm a big hater of KSI. But it's in a good way because he's my, he's our friend, right? And I'd be friends with him even if he hadn't had all this success and I'd still say the same things to him. For example, I think his fight is stupid. You know, this 2v1 is a stupid fight, but I'll still be there and I'll still be supporting him if he's doing it. There's a big difference between that. A lot of people call us yes men, not yes men. We're actually no men.

I'm more like you said in the chat I'm the biggest hater you are the biggest hater I'm also surprised that you get invited to things well Bez put it in the chat he was like yeah he was like troops think you stink now and I was like well Bez it's just a reality check did he say that yeah because I think it was after in the troops no in a different chat because you know all the banter during the England game

Yeah. No, I'm not letting you off this. You were making bad ones but trying to do good ones to start with. Yeah. And then I think when people cooked you for it, you ended up changing it to be purposely bad. And then you were like, oh...

There's a lot of whoosh in this chat or something like that. I was doing it. We'll explain it later because it's funny. But I was doing it just like... I was just doing random ones. Some were really good, some were not. None of them were really good. No, the Subway one was really good. That was the issue. The Subway one was really good. When someone said, how have they not made any subs? And I was like... Anyway, back to Deji. So, he didn't do it. Yes. And yeah, as Randy said, we're not cooking him. This is...

constructive we are cooking but with love yeah yeah we're adding some love in there yeah but he had six months yeah and a million pounds on the line a million pounds and the job we all do does not like we work when we want yeah ultimately you don't have to like he doesn't have like a sideman channel or something like that where he's you know six other people are saying you have to do this and also i think if jj offered me this deal for example i

the sidemen would almost see it as like my own training camp so i could have some time off well it's work as well like you know it's not work but if you've got a million pound to fight for then like you can sack off everything because you're gonna get a million yeah so i don't know i you see people do these transformations anyway that do work in nine to five yeah uh don't have lots of money and like behind them to buy whatever they need

and also not for a million pounds they're doing it just for the self satisfaction and by the way this is someone who has fought in boxing matches before so he's gone through the process of getting fit it's not alien to him it's not like me it's not like starting at me and going like right you need to sort your discipline out he's had times before where he's had to do this for a fight for Floyd Mayweather you know what I'm saying he's looked good before and

and as well he's got good genetics he's got a good physique as it is it's like for him it just wasn't that hard of a challenge but I will say and I said this in the chat and I would say this to Deji for Sarah here and I did say this to him I said we went to Miami with Lux Deji with JJ for the UFC and I said to him I was like this is not a bet

It's not a bet for a mil. Sorry, it's not a bet for abs. It's JJ trying to teach you a lesson and say to you, like, when will you actually put effort in for something that's important? Yeah, commit to something. Yeah, and he was like, okay, maybe Deji will think like a fight is hard to get motivated for.

But like a million pound, like it's surely for a mil someone. And then I saw comments, people saying, oh, they're all rich anyway. I don't think any of us, none of us, maybe aside from JJ, has landed one million pound personally as well. No tax, not through a company, literally, literally personal money. You still got to pay tax on it. No, you don't. You don't have to pay tax on a gift.

gift if JJ gave him the money it's tax free yes you do no you don't no you do not yes you do bro yes you do it's £2000 a year you're so wildly wrong here well the lottery don't pay tax that's a winnings and don't say are you sure you can't get JJ cannot just give him a million pounds and no tax

Not family? No. Oh, wow. Maybe I just thought that as a kid, but didn't know it was £2,000. I was like, yes, you have to pay tax on this. Wait, £2,000 what? I think it's £2,000 every year you can gift to one person. Oh, okay. But he could put it in the business again, and then JJ, uh, Deji has it. But he'd still have to pay business tax on it. Yeah. Yeah. Ultimately, he's not getting a million pounds. Oh, no, it would be capital gains, wouldn't it? Yeah. Okay, sure. He has to pay tax on it regardless. Sure, sure, sure. Anyway, sorry guys. I guess I'm just used to

well, £2,000. I guess the difference is a million. But point me in, a million personally. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. I don't know what more motivation do you need? And this is why it's really bad. It's not bad because it's not about the money. It's about Deji. By the way, I would struggle. I struggle a lot of times to motivate myself to have discipline. But it's like for a million...

What more? It's like, if you can't do it for that, what can you do it for? Well, my main thing was the fact that it wasn't a case of you have to have abs by July 1st. It's, well, it isn't you have to have abs on July 1st. Yeah. It's you have to have abs by July 1st. Yeah. You can get it and lose it by July 1st. It's fine. Yeah, yeah. If that's me, it's the second I get offered the deal, I am sacking everything off and I'm going to work until I get that. Then I can come back and do whatever. Yeah.

I will say, he's done really good in two months. He looks really good. When he's actually started trying, he's done a good job. And if he did this, and this is what's even more annoying, if he started this at the start, he'd have done it by flying colours. Yeah. He could also have done what you say. He could do it immediately, get the abs, and then ease off a little bit, but know that he's got it, and then go again. You know what I'm saying? He just had to have it at one point. Oh, yeah, you're right. Just do it. He could have had it by March, and then JJ would have had to pay in the mail. True. And then he could have gone, cool, done it. True. I can get fat again if I want to. Yeah. Yeah.

keep it up whatever and he has said that he wants to keep it up and I hope he does that's almost like another lesson now if he'll keep it up or not now he's lost the money but can he keep it up because he said he even said I feel better he's like my man was better which is cool that was weird though he was like yeah I walk into a room now and I'm analysed

Yeah, it's really the way he put it. But I agree because when JJ lost the weight for Joe Weller, I also remember him being different. Aaron Clay used to travel with him a lot for all the filming stuff. And he used to be super sharp then. And then after the fight, put a bit more weight on and he like loses the sharpness. That's why, I mean, I would like to be that sharp. So we'll see. But...

It's just annoying, man. It's really annoying. I don't want him to win a million. I want him to win like the... Yeah. Everyone is proud of him for losing that weight and like being in the shape he's in now. But I don't think you can look past the fact that he had six months. And you know, he's going, oh, this was me after Vegas. I'm like, okay, but that was four months in. Like you look worse in four months than you did at the start of the challenge. That's actually true. To be fair, it's true.

As much as, yes, it is amazing, you can't look past the fact that he had more going for him than most other people that do the same transformation. Yeah, yeah. He should have done it. Yeah, and also, like, how do I say? I would say his team regardless, by the way. Like, I want him...

Everyone wants Deji to succeed. Everyone loves Deji. This is like frustration. Everyone loves Deji. And obviously after all the beef and everything, he came back in London now. It's sick. Every time we see him, everyone loves it. It's nice. We want him to do well. So if you watch Deji, I don't know if you are, just know it's like a big brother sort of thing. We actually want you to do well. If you can't do this, what can you do, man? I wanted him to come into that room.

Be like so ripped and then be like, yeah, I want to fight. Yeah. And then like...

JJ said it in the stream. He was like, yeah, you have potential to be a better boxer than me. Yeah. Deji's speed is unreal. Yeah. If he loses all that weight and gets toned and everything, he'll be fighting at such a low weight and he will be so good that I'm sure he would win at that point. Yeah, for sure. And also, he'll know that I've done the hard things. When it comes to fighting, whoever I'm fighting, I can get over everything I'm trying to get over. It's just annoying, man. But this stream...

that you just pulled up. This might have been the weirdest stream I've ever seen in my life. By the way, I loved it though. It was so fun. It was really funny, but it was the fact that they did this like 10-15 minutes of setting up the whole idea of it. And then JJ keeps doing this weird thing where he got Deji to stand facing him and take his shirt off. To be fair, he did say this is weird. Yeah, but like...

He's standing facing him like this. You can't see his bottom half. Takes his shirt off and just stares at him. Judging him like... Like this is such an odd... Look at this. LAUGHTER

It doesn't look like he's looking at his cock, actually. And the way he's like, turns his head a bit, you know? By the way, I would literally love to see these two just stream all the time. 100%. I would love it. Better than all the things they both do, this is the best thing they can do. It's just fucking... They're so funny. You know what I love about JJ, right? He's so nice and like...

Considerate, but he's also such a prick at the same time. Yeah, you can see you can see the two sides of JJ in the stream because you know by the way He won't he doesn't want to give him the mill. Yeah, he wants to at the same time He wants Deji to do it. He doesn't want to pay the mill but he wants Deji to do it so he can be like I'm proud of you so JJ wants Deji to win by the way and At the same time though, he just does cook him which is brilliant. And by the way this this whole stream is like

If you've seen them off camera, when they talk to each other, it's like, then this is what they always are like, bro. I have the funniest memories of like when JJ and Deji are out with each other, JJ is such like an anime guy. It's unbelievable. Like the shit he says to him, he like fires off like sayings that aren't sayings. Like Deji listens to them. It's the funniest shit, man. I can't explain it. I can't explain it. It's so good.

He loves being a big brother. He loves it. He loves doing that. And I think he's probably more upset than anyone, you know. And his parents were like, oh, JJ's been too harsh on him. How can you be too harsh on someone for not giving them a million pounds? Like, what the fuck? And like such reasonable stakes as well. Like a million pounds in six months. I love how he's wearing the Sphere t-shirt.

We got that t-shirt for free when we watched the Sphere in Vegas. He looks good though. He looks really good. He does look good. The one thing I did hate about this whole thing, well, two things I hated. One, loads of people in chat were like, oh, give him half. Yeah. I'm like, no. The deal is like a million pounds for it or not.

You can't give him... Some people are like, oh, he's got two abs there. He hasn't got the six pack. He's got two pack. Give him 333k. Yeah. No, that's not... It's like, can you do it or not? Yeah. And then the second thing is, he said in the stream he's not doing the forfeit. This is the worst thing. Only people in the chat bringing this up...

Because to me... Look, I love you, Dej, right? But if you're willing to take the million pounds off JJ, you have to be willing to do the forfeit. Yeah. Also, for those of you who have not explained it yet or you don't know, the original deal was you've got to get abs by this date. If not, you've got to walk or run down Buckingham Palace Street. Paul Mall. Paul Mall. Paul Mall. Where are Mancini? And obviously he fails. And by the way, JJ and Dej both forgot about the forfeit. So we're texting the chat like mad. That's why Bez... The reason Bez called him, by the way, because I think...

people have been cooking bears, but bears was the only guy who's actually called JJ. I was too nervous. So bears called JJ to remind him,

about the forfeit. And then Deji's like, yeah, you know what? I don't care if I get hate. I'm not going to do it. But listen, guys, right? Imagine if JJ, imagine if Deji got the abs and looked in incredible shape and then JJ didn't pay the mill. Yeah. Imagine, by the way, the viewers and the world and Deji, Deji would be the most insufferable guy. And by the way, and fair enough, if JJ's gone, I'm going to give you a mill. Deji goes through this brutal workout and doesn't, and gets it and doesn't get paid. JJ's the worst guy. But Deji ain't doing his half. He's mental. Yeah.

it's great and that by the way that sums up the whole thing if there you would be the guy and go and do the forfeit if he if he does that it's almost like that's all i don't know it doesn't sound like the same it's almost like you've won the challenge because you've you know you fail but you just yeah i don't know yeah i agree i just think like the fact that you're willing to if jj said you know what i'll give it to you he's gassed he's taking you take it yeah yeah

But you can't even think about taking the meal if you're not going to do the forfeit. Yeah, there you go. You put it back where it was and I couldn't. Which is just, it's just, it does annoy me a lot. You should still do it. If you're watching this, redeem yourself by going to do the forfeit. If I was him, I would carry on for another, because he said in the stream, he was like, how about giving me another three weeks? Yeah. I was like, well, that's not, you know, you've had six months. Yeah. But I would carry on for three weeks, get ripped, and then do the forfeit. Yeah. Because you'd win the internet back. You'd be ripped. Yep.

I feel like it's not even embarrassing to do that forfeit if you're ripped. No, of course not. You know what I mean? It does show a lot. Yeah, but I'll just put some like... Put like a... You know, one of them cricket boxes. Yeah. Put one of them down there so no one can see anything and then do the run. Yeah. Here's what it is. You're ripped. Everyone will just be like, wow, that guy's ripped. Yeah.

It's a shame. Also, as well, I think people also don't really grasp the million enough. Whereas, obviously, JJ has done very well. He's very well off, you know, done a million successful things. But money just does not work like that. You know, not everyone just has like cash just like they can leave them. You know, it's like such a large amount of money. And as much as JJ, you know, JJ doesn't have the same value as money as some people. No, no, no.

He's earned a lot. Well, also, no one would make that bet, by the way. Yeah. It's insane to even make that bet. But a million is still a lot. Even he knows a million is a lot. Yeah. So he's not sat there going like, you know what? You tried. I'll give you a mil. Yeah, no. It doesn't work like that. No, no, no. Yeah, it is very frustrating. I have said this for the last, like,

three four weeks i've said there's going to be an argument between them it wasn't as much of an argument as has he done it or not but i said nothing will end up happening yeah no forfeit no payment you just say that and to be fair i think everyone and then yourself sort of predicted that what would happen is he has abs but they're not enough to win the bet but it wasn't even enough to for that that makes sense it wasn't even close and that's why the obviously it's kind of close it looks great you know but it's close because of the uh

vagueness of the wording. Sure. Because if it is just a case of you have to have abs. Yeah. He has two abs. But everyone has abs. Yeah. I have abs somewhere. You can't see them. So it's all about the ambiguity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think it's fair. It is fair to be like everyone expected. It was obvious what he expected for a million pounds and six

six months and you saw early on JJ was like JJ was really like trying to yeah yeah yeah and also the poll like the poll that was done like who was not who would not vote yes for giving someone a million pounds I was like when I heard him say poll I was like please do not do a poll obviously you're gonna vote yes

But I don't know. And I think Deji's been getting cooked a bit. But I think, I hope he takes the comments and stuff as like a motivation. Yeah. Everyone wants him to win. Everyone wants him to win. I want to see him, Brits. I think even you, everyone, by the way, we were all, the Kenny reaction, everyone was convinced he'd done it. Yeah. I was like, he's done it, you know? I wanted him to win.

Like, as much as I don't want JJ to give away a million pounds, it's like, go into his brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if Deji does it, it shows he has commitment. Yeah, I think everyone... And also, by the way, we were with him in Vegas. He said he was, like, trying, but he wasn't. I was forcing him to the gym. Yeah, yeah. He wasn't going to go one of the days. He went to the gym and came back and there was not an ounce of sweat on him. And we were like, what are you doing? He was like, oh, I went on the rower. I'm like, bro, that's what I do. I do the rower as an excuse to say I worked out because it feels a bit, you know...

Fuck, man. Yeah. I mean, we tried to help him in Vegas. Yeah, yeah. Broke up eating biscuits. Yeah. But anyway, Deji, if you watch, I love you. We all love you. And just carry on, please. Like, just carry on getting ripped. I just feel like... I don't know. Deji, you've got to do something. You've got to set your own challenge now. Because if you can't do this, what can you do? That's what you've got to think to solve. He needs to... If I was Deji right now, I'd choose something I really like and just try and do like what Jay-Z does where he just goes all in on it.

and then try and make something big out of it. Even JJ, like, JJ was putting on a lot of weight recently, but he's starting to look better already. It doesn't take long to start getting into it. It's because when he goes, all right, I've got a fight. He just does it, yeah. He's... JJ did mention he wants to get back on Misfits, so maybe use that. Remember, he lost 75, and then when he won, everyone's like, oh my God, thank God, now he's at 10 points. He's got to keep going and fight again if he wants. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Well, speaking of JJ, he went on Theo Vaughn's podcast. Yeah. Why has this put the betrayal of Randolph...

Well, because Randy should have been there, mate. That's all I'm saying. I think you should tag Randy along because that would have been one of Randolph's little dreams ticked off. True. Did you watch the whole thing, John? I've watched about an hour and ten, about an hour and twenty.

because this is what this is what like JJ's such a good guy but also he's so forgetful like I wish he mentioned maybe he does I don't know me and JJ saw Theo Vaughn like super early on in his career we went to LA he forgets that every time yeah I know it's really annoying you can say that to him now you've already told him four times yep he'll forget

For real? Yeah. And he loved Theo Vaughn because we didn't know who Theo Vaughn was. We just saw this redneck guy with a mullet and we were like, he was the best guy of the night. So Joe Rogan was headlining at the Comedy Store in LA and Theo Vaughn was one of the Walmart guys and he did really, really well. And JJ loved him but he doesn't know that's Theo Vaughn. So in a podcast it would have been a great clip to be like, I saw you years ago, you're a funny guy but you just didn't do it. I'm guessing. Like,

The only reason I asked about it as well in the chat was because I got a TikTok. I find it so mad how like some of us, I feel like me, you and like Freezy, I don't know about if Ethan does, but like we love Theo Vaughn. Yeah, yeah. You know, we forgot to go to his show. Yeah, I know. And he brought it up and we were like, let's get tickets, which just happened. Yeah. But like, we love him. And JJ does his podcast and doesn't even mention it. No, I'm just like, bro. Well, like Freezy, it's like one of the top five podcasts in the world and it is huge. It gets like two, three million views per episode. Yeah.

It's mental. And he's like, yeah. Well, in the last week he's had, last two weeks he's had Louis Farouk and Ed Sheeran on. He came to England. He's pretty much got everyone. Oh, so he did England. Nice. Yeah. Well, John said that there was a clip that we should watch. Yeah, mate. Well, I mean, let's just play here. I have no idea what... It's so funny if this is him saying that he went to see him. Context. JJ's asking, what do you know about the UK YouTube scene? Okay. I said, no. Yeah. Yeah.

yeah sorry dude let me back up my wheelchair okay all right so would you know people like uh the Sidemen the Sidemen yeah the Simon is it um same like that it's like the Sidemen mentor who else is somebody wait what do you call you the mentor

Nah, he's almost said my last name there. That's true, true. He said it better than other Americans. Better Minimeter. He probably said Minter. He says Minter. Yeah, they normally say like Minster or Mini Minster. So I was ruining it. Play it back again. When you were talking, me and John were here like, stop talking. Sorry, sorry. The Sideman, yeah. The Sideman is a... It's like Minter. Who else? Somebody... Oh, that's good. What the fuck? You know Simon Minter? Did you see his... That felt weird. Yeah.

- The soccer age. - Oh, here we go. - Was that with sketch and like boys? - No. - That you guys just did? - Why did we have to think about that? - So there's a thing called soccer age. Have you ever heard of it? - Uh-uh. - Okay, so it's like a charity event. Exactly the same. - I didn't bring this up either. - There was a lot of promotion for Simon. He was basically like the poster boy for soccer age. - Bring him up. - Yeah, yeah. He was just everywhere. - Let's get a peek at him, huh? Judge him.

- This is huge. - Everything he says is just funny. - So he was actually- - Bring him up. - You had no idea this was happening. - Let's get a peek of it. - Bring up his highlights. - Oh, God, man. - Well, we can watch. It was pretty good, yeah.

Like, he's a very, very good footballer. You know what video he's going to bring up? We've done side bench heritage matches that get so many views, you know, left, right and centre. He's always scoring left, right and centre. Oh, he's the best. Yeah, he's insane. Always. Oh, your highlights outside the match. No, he's bringing up the TikTok that goes, Minimum to highlights. I run on the pitch and the video ends. The football pitch. The middle part.

This is him right here. Oh, no, this is my video. He looks healthy as well. So if you type in... Computer guy's moving like Nick. Well, click... He's a pretty clean looking male. Basically. That's sick, man. Allegedly he's good. He didn't do anything.

So, yeah. So he came on the pitch, lost 20 minutes. Yeah, kind of. Oh, why? Yeah, well, it's just because they didn't give him the ball. Yeah, so he was a very good player. We didn't get to see much. He was nice, though. Is Sideman in a league or it's just occasional you put it together? No, it's... Okay, okay. In a league? You know what? I do love the fact that JJ actually still mentions Sideman in this kind of stuff. I'm not sure why he was like...

He's like bigging you up to cook you at the same time. I'm not sure if he was trying to cook you. I think he was hoping it would be a quick transition to my highlights, the TikTok. Because you know the TikTok I'm talking about, right? Can you bring that up just to show him? I think he was trying to think like, oh, it'll take two seconds. They'll just pull it up. He does big everyone up a lot. Yeah, 100%. I think he thought it'd be a quick laugh. Ended up being like a long story that he did not want to be part of.

By the way, I feel like Dengue doesn't tell you guys about these things because he enjoys it when you guys are surprised. No, no, no. He doesn't see it as like... So for us... Some things he doesn't want to tell us for that reason. Sometimes he thinks something's really cool and he goes, I like when you guys are surprised. But something like this...

mate you know what it is right when he actually has something to surprise us it's always shit yeah his big surprises are normally the worst yeah when he builds it he's just the thing in the chat where he drops emojis in we've got to guess what it is yeah and we're in Georgia guessing what it is because it's like a challenge but I'm always like I don't really care but then um the Theo Munster which it doesn't tell us that's huge this oh yeah don't you listen to it not really watch I'm into soccer and highlights that's sick that's funny

But yeah. Yeah, he does stuff like they'll sign like a new prime athlete or something. And it's someone that we're all kind of like, that's cool. And then he won't mention something else that we're all actually like, this is unbelievable. Yeah, yeah. Is it pretty cool that he knows your name? That's really cool. That is sick. I'm really happy with that. That's very sick. I don't know what that one means. I'll take it.

I'm very happy with that. Let's take a peek at him. He could have said anything. Especially the photo that he had on as well. Right. It was a video, but okay. Well, no, they paused it. Yeah.

The thing is, everyone wants to see Theo Vaughn. Well, I say everyone. Everyone in our audience wants to see Theo Vaughn and Harry interact. Because that would just be the weirdest conversations. I text-changed it. I was like... Yeah, that's one of the better pauses I've ever seen. Yeah, it's a good pause. If you've paused any video normally, it's a horrible pause.

What were you going to say? I was going to say, I texted him like, because obviously I can go to Kill Tony. Kill Tony, I love going to. It's always fully booked. But I spoke to the guy. He couldn't let me go. But I was like, they've had Mr. Beast on before. They've had some other people on before. So I was like, if you ever get invited to go, you've got to let me come with you. And he's like, I've never heard of it. I'm like, I know. But if you ever go on it, because obviously Theo Vaughn, I think he doesn't live in Austin now, but I think they're trying to get him to go. He's always on Kill Tony. It's another big podcast, you know.

I was like, please, if you... Because that's another thing where he'll go and do it, and then three weeks later it'll come out, and I'll be like, what the fuck? Like, why have you not mentioned that? God damn it, man. The thing is, he did it with... When they signed Haaland to a prime, he took Friese and Toby, I think. Yeah, I think... Yeah, he did. Yeah. Yeah. And I always think to myself, like, back in the day when I was like...

I did more of like going with him to stuff than I did my own YouTube channel. It was pretty cool. Like every time you just went something with him, like the first one I ever went to was he went and played FIFA against Rio Ferdinand. And I was like, this is so unreal. We were sat in a restaurant and they brought out like a little TV that was like this big. Oh man. They just played FIFA on it. And he was dressed as a pimp. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And I was thinking like, would I still go on them now? And I think, I think I would still go on. Bro, I'd go on a lot of them. Yeah. I maintain now my most fun.

in my career has come from that like just hanging out with jj doing their trips like we used to when i used to film we used to help them like the ufc stuff or what i actually loved them that's how obviously you know that the man i met man was before everyone because we used to go on little trips he's pr stuff i used to just sit there yeah i was filming for him but i think it's more to him to have a friend to go with

I think it's because like when you do your own thing you are nervous and you're like I gotta perform whereas like when you're just there with a mate you're just kind of like I'm just there to hide so it's like you should get a little holiday I think now he kind of tries to just

in and out done yeah like he would have turned up to this said hi to Theo Vaughan filmed it probably left yeah for sure not in like a dickish way just he's he's got so much on he's trying to yeah get through everything yeah is there anything where he feels like where there are things you can't really bring people or is it no oh I was gonna say because in Ed Sheeran's one I've watched Ed Sheeran's one with Theo as well and all of his mates you can hear all of Ed Sheeran's mates like found out about it and they're all in the background kind of watching along sick and chirping in

yeah see that would be uh not constantly no i think i think even if he could take he could take like me you freezy to that podcast and the most you would get is like we would laugh at something yeah none of us are gonna chirp in and say anything yeah i think also it's like i think jj is more inclined to do that kind of stuff when like we are not like doing our own thing you know like back in the day he'd bring me because it's like it's like a friend whereas now he'd be like well you're doing your own thing yeah so yeah

That's right, when I first moved to London, he was paying me to do the camera work and it was really just a way to support. He's a nice guy. The thing with Deji is I don't think JJ even realises how he is. He's a really good mentor but I don't think he realises that he is. Maybe he does, I don't know. Maybe he's a mastermind, I don't know. But he does a lot of good stuff and I don't think he realises. I was chatting to Seb and Seb was the same way. He just doesn't know anyone who's a nicer person than JJ. It's so bizarre because he's got the most... He can be a dick, he wants to be a dick, but he's just not.

I think if he's a dick to you it means you're actually a really good friend to him yeah no yeah no yeah for sure for sure because he's actually such a nice person to everyone and then he'll say something like in the chat that is cooking you yeah and I'm like okay that means he likes me no I tried to say is to like that's like Theo and like Chip like that's what in that dynamics like you're always in male friend groups that's how we operate we just take the piss out of each other you know I'd be more worried if he didn't do that

Yeah, when he starts just having casual conversation with you, that's when you're like, what have I done? Yeah, that's why Clark's like, you're such a hater. I'm like, naturally, I love you so much. I just cook you a lot. His latest TikTok dance was shit though. Did you see it? Did you like it? Which one? The nasty girl. I haven't liked any of his dances. Oh, no. I liked it in terms of it was funny, but I hated it in terms of it made me feel ill. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanted it to make me feel more ill, but it did.

It was the tucked in shirt for me. Yeah, that was great. No, that was great. And the look in the thorn was great as well. But I want more hip action, but in fairness, you know. He's not great with his hips. Well, the other thing of the week has obviously been the Euros. Yeah. I was trying to remember who we all got in the... I got Italy. So you got Italy, you're out. Yeah. Someone in my stream told me I got Germany.

No, I got Germany. Damn it. Why did I just lie to you? You re-rolled, right? No, I got my... I went... I want to say I went first. I went first and didn't re-roll. Joel got England. Joel got England and we have an easy run, technically. But, I mean, I say easy. The problem is, right, we didn't lose to any of them. Yeah, I reckon we definitely... Turkey, quote-unquote, the worst. They're not...

they could beat us too do you have who we got I'm just getting it up now okay well you guys should have had this done prior but Spain look good Germany look good Germany look good yeah that Friday is gonna be unreal isn't it yeah two games back to back France didn't look that good

I wonder if France are getting cooked like we are. Well, they've had three goals, haven't they, so far? And it's been a penalty and two own goals. Something like that. The thing is, my mum was saying, for knowledge, actually, a lot of teams are struggling like we have been. I think Euro is just harder than we think. Well, that's what loads of people were saying. It's because of the way football is now. Yeah. As in, like, there's not... It's this, like, team dynamic of, like, how do we stop the goal instead of... Yeah. Like, these flary players that do everything themselves. Yes, yeah. And if you think about it, like...

So let's just put it into Premier League terms. This might be stupid, but say like Burnley. You're Burnley, 38 games. You know your shit. You know you're struggling. It's hard to get momentum. If you're playing like...

Slovakia like they are ready as it is for us it's a huge tournament and they're going to perform like they've never performed before for them I'm not saying anyone don't try but you can see how like you know Belen has been playing all year for Real Madrid everyone's been playing all year in the city he's won a couple trophies already yeah yeah whereas like Slovakia it's your fucking time to go so it's like no one's going to roll over and I think we expect teams we expect to play people like Slovakia and be like oh they're going to be like Burnley's sort of thing but they're going to try I know everyone tries hard but they're going to try even harder you know

Yeah, I mean... So, I was actually having an argument with someone the other day. I wasn't trying to. They were like, oh, what do you think of Southgate? And I was like, the issue is...

I don't like what he does, but his record is annoyingly good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you could also say that he could be better players. We're always good players. No, you could, but there's always going to be some argument. But the fact he's won more knockout games now than every manager since 1966 combined for England is outrageous. But then they were like, oh, but the competition we've had is way worse and blah, blah, blah. And I'm like,

It doesn't matter at the end of the day. Like, yeah. And I'm not saying I'm not trying to defend him and I'm not trying to go like support him. I'm just saying, I'm not trying to go either way. Yeah. I'm just saying like his record is annoyingly good that as much as I want to say, get him gone so we can do this. Yeah.

And say if we win, you can't deny that he's doing a good job because he's won. But the only thing I will say is that he could, like, I don't get why he wasn't making subs. I don't understand. Like, you're 1-0 down and you've not made your subs yet. And like, you watch the Spain game, they were 2-1 up. They were, yeah, 2-1 up or something. And they're making two subs at 65 minutes, you know? It's like... But it's the same as like, the only change from the last game to the one before was Gallagher went out and Mainu came in, I think.

Yeah, that was it. Whereas loads of people were saying, oh, why don't we change formation? Why don't we play whatever? It did work when he did it. It was like, what if he did that 20 minutes before? Do we need to leave it to like last minute, choose goal? The only thing I always have in the back of my mind is the fact that, you know, as much as every single person, like every single person in this room, except John because he doesn't watch football, could...

agree on something like we could all say oh we should play this or we should do this but ultimately like he sees everything behind the scenes that we don't yeah so there definitely is more to it than just it's the same way like leads will play someone that every single fan is going like why are you playing him he's shit hmm

There has to be a reason we're playing him. Exactly, yeah. So, I don't know. But I could excuse that. He knows more than we do, but I don't get why you wouldn't make the change. That's the only thing that confuses me. That's what I'm saying. I think the formation, the team we're playing is wrong. But what do I know? Yeah, sure. So, we could have made subs, but ultimately...

We won. Yeah. I know, I know, I know. We could have been winning 20 minutes earlier. We could have. But we could have. We could have. We could have lost. We could have gone 2-0 down. What if it was 2 minutes at a time? You know what I mean? We could have gone 2-0 down. Is the rule that was in the World Cup and the Premier League not in? Not in this, no. So it was in the Premier League as well, wasn't it? Because we had super long... Yeah, they changed it, but it's not in this Euros. You know, I sort of hate how there's so many different rules per tournament. Yeah. Isn't that the whole point of like...

FIFA is different to UEFA. There's a thing about like every season they change like 20 rules or something like that. They change 20 rules but they're always like minuscule. It's just like the wording is...

Yeah. The offside rules in the Premier League next year is different, isn't it? It's the one where there has to be a gap between them. No, I don't think they're bringing that Premier League next year. They're testing that in another league. Right. That's the one where it benefits forwards, right? Yeah. So there has to be air between you, the line, instead of... I'm sort of for that one. There's so many goals. I can't like that. There's so many goals. Because it's like you can have a foot onside. You know what? Offside is fucking the worst thing. It's one of the worst things about football. Yeah. It also is the biggest contention, isn't it? It's like...

VR, you don't need it for... Goal line technology is good. You need it for fouls, sure, but offside is the worst conundrum. It takes ages as well. So I think that one sounds kind of fun. I've been betting quite a bit on this, on the Euros. I'm losing everything. Yeah, I didn't bet because I couldn't. My card didn't work. And I fixed my card and my first bet was awful. I put 50 quid on Belgium to beat France. Which actually...

They looked better than France in that game. Can't lie. And I would have won some good money. And then I also put £10 on...

than not to be three corners in the entire game you know when you make a bet you're just convinced it's going to win I was like you know what I'm going to win and then I just didn't win obviously I think I started with I started with 200 pounds at the start of the Euros and I think I'm down to like 100 now I've been doing like 5 pound bets and stuff like that I wish I was like you man I put 200 pounds and lost it straight away by the way also put 200 pounds in bet like 50 pounds in the game and lost the rest on roulette yeah

I'm such a DJ Sorry, carry on I've only won like two or three bets But I've still lost every game Yeah But the one There was like a super boost on one That was our last game And it was Harry Kane to have one shot on target In 90 minutes

Oh my God. And the max you could put on was 10 pounds. So I was like, 10 pounds? Yeah. And we didn't have a shot on target, right? Yeah. Well, we did. When this is 90 minutes, it means including the like 45 plus two, 90 plus four. Injury time. But Harry Kane didn't have a shot. We had one shot and it was Jude Bellingham's goal. True. So you win that one? No. No.

Because it had to be within the... Right. It doesn't include actual extra time. Sure, sure, sure. And I was like, how am I putting £10 on Harry Kane to have one shot as our only striker? That's one thing I was wondering. You know, I watch the Spain game and they'll have so many half chances that you'll see someone just hit a shot and it's obviously awful, but he goes to the keeper and technically we don't have any of those. No. We don't even have a little chance. We're not having shots that miss. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, because we just missed.

Do something, please. Also, I will say, it is the most boring thing watching England. It's so boring. So boring. In that chat, the only reason I was making a joke, because I was trying to cope. I was at my brother's house with Harper, and she's having fun outside. I'm like, why am I watching England? I'd rather go and have fun with Harper. I'm like fucking watching England. It's so shit. Yeah, our troops chat has never popped off as much as that game. Because no one wanted to watch. No one was actually watching the game. Everyone wanted to cope. I'm like, bro, give me these bad jokes. I'll take anything right now other than to watch this fucking game. Yeah, that was horrific. Do you have who everyone has? Yeah.

So Randy has Italy and they are out. I'm out. What was this? £10 each? No, I think it was just free. Okay, so Nick's got someone good. Okay, sure. I think it was £10. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So you got Portugal.

well hold on £10 each but you got a you got a re-roll is that another £10 or not no we said everyone had one re-roll okay sure we did it in order and I got Portugal and said I'll stay okay I got Turkey and re-rolled for Germany oh win win really at the moment yeah at the moment yeah but I would still rather have Germany at this point yeah

- John got Romania and re-rolled for Slovenia. - Sorry, pal. - Yeah, I'm out. - Sorry, mate. - Joel got England and Adam had Netherlands. - Ooh. - Re-rolled for Albania. - Too fair. - Did Adam even like verbally want to join us by the way? - Yeah, he was here then. - Did you know Joel wasn't here? - True, true. - We could have re-rolled Joel's. He had no say actually. - True, true.

yeah we just forced him to lose 10 pounds so it's only me and you left and Joel yeah and we're on the same side so we could meet in the semi-finals you sort of want Joel to win don't you well obviously you do I'd be happy if Joel won yeah Portugal just did not look good enough to win what did you say sorry I just I said Portugal didn't look good enough sorry no no oh man but I was what did you say for Ronaldo everyone was like cooking I was sad for him because it's his last one

I think he does get a lot of stick. Did you see BBC? Yeah, Mistiano. Yeah. I kept putting it in chat and no one laughed at it. Yeah, it's mental. Mistiano Finaldo. It's funny. It is funny. Not for a professional broadcast. Do it on TikTok. I couldn't believe it when I saw it. BBC are usually quite... They have to stay neutral. Mistiano Finaldo.

You know, that's definitely like some Gen Z kid, by the way. I felt bad for him just because, like, as much as you can say Messi's, you know, as much as Messi's the GOAT, Ronaldo is still a GOAT. Yeah, it doesn't have to be like, yeah, that's not about, he's not there thinking about Messi at all. No. At all. He's like, oh. I saw a stat, though, about his heart rate. And his heart rate, after he missed the penalty, went up to like,

170 or something. Are they tracking it? They all wear like trackers and stuff but apparently his heart rate went so high after he missed stayed high until he took his penalty and then it lowered. Wow. His next one. Yeah. And then that was a good penalty too. His first one was a good penalty by the way. Yeah it was a great save. It was great. Overlap was just on smoke. Yeah. Yeah look. Oh yeah because he has whoop. He has whoop. Yeah. He did a friend deal with whoop. You know this. The CEO went to his house and did a little fucking interview with him. Yeah look final whistle goes. That's sick. Penalty kick. His heart rate

CL7 goal? He's really down just after he misses. And then it goes up and that's when he scored the, what do you want to call it, his penalty. Yeah, that's... Mad. Yeah. Oh yeah, so final whistle of the... Yeah, got you, got you. Wait, so that penalty... His heart rate was really low. Was that the... Was his penalty in the 90 minutes or was it an extra time? Extra time. So it's that penalty kick there. Right, okay. And then CL7 goal is his penalty in the penalty shootout. Sure, sure, sure, sure.

Okay. Yeah, I felt bad for him because it was the same as Modric. Yeah. Like Modric going out to that last second goal. Yeah. And that's his last one. It's tough. And also like... He's the man of the match. Yeah. And also when Porto won the Euros, he wasn't really involved in that game, was he? Because he got injured and took off. So he's probably... In his standards, he probably hasn't won one. Yeah. Well, it's because it's... I think he could accept not winning the Euros in his last one.

But I think it's the fact that it's his fault. You're the reason you've lost it. Yeah. Not. And to score that next penalty after you've like missed one, but also crying. Yeah. It was a good pen. Really hard. By the way, you must feel for if you're, I can't remember who they play. Portugal. Yeah. Over like. No, who did they play?

Slovenia yeah sorry yeah and you said Oblak as well yeah but I don't even know I'll be honest I don't know where he's from when JJ asked him about it Deji yeah he asked Deji and Deji was like what team does he play for and he goes oh he's in the French League Atletico Madrid and JJ's like how did you get the team right he's played out of his skin Oblak played like phenomenal like kept his team in it and then like Costa just fucking saves every pen unbelievable it's mental

God damn it. Football's cool, man. It's been a weird year. It's been good and bad at the same time. I think it's been awful. Yeah, but some games have been really good.

There's always good games. There's been, I don't know how many games, but there has to be some good games. Yeah, of course. Friday has to be good, man. I'd be really upset if it's not. Do you think you look at it worse because England are playing bad? It definitely hinders it. It definitely hinders it, but actually one day I said this has been a really bad Euros and everyone was like, it's been amazing, it's just England. And then I ended up working out it's the lowest...

At that point, it was the lowest scoring Euros on average since 96. I think we're also getting older as well. I don't know why. This Euro just kind of came out of nowhere. I think after having the Euros... Well, some of it here. It really like... It made it... That was like the peak. Yeah. To then go somewhere else and play badly. It was never going to live up to the hype. And it's kind of like dropped off a lot. When you were younger or a kid, did you...

Was there any difference between Euros and World Cup for you? Because for me there never was. Both of them were equally as big. I think now I'm like... I was really young. Now I lean towards obviously the World Cup. It's the first time I've actually realised that's the case. I know it sounds stupid but... No, I would definitely say it's... What's this? This is the next Euros. Oh yeah, the next Euros, yeah. It's going to be a...

going to be yeah because when we're last one it wasn't here it was in europe yeah it was in europe yeah but that's what i mean it felt like yeah yeah because of wembley yeah but there were no fans from other countries in other countries that makes sense because england had all our games here so english fans never went anywhere yeah same as spain and portugal whereas this time they'll be like all the fans all over the uk it's a shame you know why i don't think of them the same why

What does the Euros trophy look like? Yeah, there you have it. What does the World Cup trophy look like? That little gold thing. Yeah. True. I can't actually imagine the lift. Can you Google it? I can't. I think I know what it looks like because it's on the ball. It's like a silver thing that goes round, like, I think. It's not. Never mind. I was thinking of something else. Yeah, couldn't tell you. Oh, wow. Can you do the Champions League one? You know what is a really unique one? Do you know the Open Championship Golf? That's really, like, iconic. Champions League trophy. Yeah.

It changes Champions League next year. What am I thinking of? I was thinking of something else. You thinking of the Club World Cup? Maybe. What? Who thinks of that? That might be what I'm thinking of. That's what I was thinking of. Mad, mad. I didn't even really know what that... Yeah, but I mixed that up with the Euros. Got you, got you. But the World Cup one, everyone knows what it looks like. Yeah, it's just on the FIFA cover, isn't it, as well? That old one. 2002 or something. Yeah.

The Open Championship trophy. That is so iconic. Yeah, so good. I don't know why. That trophy also just makes you think of the ref. I don't know why. Pierluigi Colina. The white ball guy. Yeah. It's like Margin Boo out of Dragon Ball. You up, Nick? I said, what about the old World Cup trophy? I don't know what that is. It's this one here. Oh, I never knew that one. I just knew the ball thing. The world, the planet, the globe thing.

Yeah, it doesn't seem very iconic to you. It looks like a gravy jug. It does look, yeah. When it's honest to the wet, I'm like, wow, I kind of knew. Oh, the Ashes as well. I love the Ashes one. Little fucking tiny thing. Biggest trophy in football, Brian Cliff Trophy. Yeah, it's jokes when they do that. Brian Cliff Trophy. Just the trophy between Forrest and Darby. Whoever wins keeps it. Well, we've been, Golf Channel's still getting strong. We won't talk about it long because... It's doing really well. I think it's like surpassing all of our expectations. Yeah, I'm loving it. Although that's one slowed down, but it's fine.

I mean, as we said, if it got above 300k views, we'd be happy. It's already on like 550. Yeah, no, I'm not worried about it at all. It's doing really well. We're going to film some more soon, I think. That date was locked in, wasn't it? I think, pretty much. Yeah, I think so. Cool. I'm excited. Yeah. Oh, by the way. Oh, well, I've been so desperate to play last week. I've had half of the whole week and didn't play. Yeah. At all. And I'm so like, I'm going to Greece tomorrow.

The FPL trip. Oh, mad. Yeah. So not everyone's going, which is sad. Not really any FPL groups going. But for those who don't know, the bottom three pay...

a certain amount of money. So it's nice. Two of those people aren't going, which is almost like, it's not good that they're not going because I'd rather them go, but it almost makes it sweeter that they're not there, but they've paid for it. Does that make sense? Yeah. It's almost like, okay, this is an actual forfeit. You've paid, not only paid for it, but you don't enjoy it. Yeah. It's even JJ paid for Vegas. Like obviously you appreciate it, but you still feel a little bit bad. Like guilty that I'm on holiday on someone else's time. This one, do not feel bad at all. Cause it's like, you played the whole year and they've lost. Yeah.

So like, I don't care. I'm like, you know, I'm like, well, you know, they would have taken it from you. Yeah, exactly. Of course. Of course. Yes. It's kind of like, like I actually, I'm excited to like be on holiday. Although you've got, we've got to pay a little bit extra to like get some better flights. I might stay one day as well. There's a potential to stay one more day and play golf. Okay. She's probably going to do it, but yeah. Nice. Um, while we were talking about videos, Sidemen Among Us. Yes. Is the first ever. Well, it's not actually, it's written down here. First part two of a Sidemen video. We literally just did inside. That was two parts.

on the main channel. And also, this is not title part two, is it? It's technically not. It's not. But loads of comments were like, oh, we've like, swear I've seen this before. Swear I've seen this before. It's like, no, you just saw the other games of it. Like it was the same place. I was thinking maybe we should have changed outfits, but we didn't know that we were going to hang it back, right? No, it was on the day we filmed it all. And I was like, okay, we managed to get five games. I think it was. Yeah. That is...

I was like, the first game was so good. Because I remember everyone said that... So the first video, me and Toby, I think, were killers. Yeah, you were. And we won. Yeah. And everyone was like, oh, that's not a good game. I was like, it was a good game. Just, you don't think it's a good game because we didn't get a killer out. Yeah. But it was a good game. Yeah. I was like, that's easily a video, those two. Make the rest a video. And we can have a week ahead. Yeah, true. Never done that. Yeah. And a voice of please. And...

We ended up doing it. I mean, it's during Euros, so it's hard to judge, but I think it's an 8 out of 10. Oh, wow. So, it's doing well. The reception on it is good, apart from the people that are just like, I swear I've seen them. Sure, yeah. Maybe in the future, is it worth changing outfits? Yeah, 100%. If we're going to do like a... The only issue is... Just in case. Well, the only issue is it...

We potentially would have swapped games around. Yeah. Because we got all of the games edited and put them together. Yeah. So if we went this and then change outfits and do this, these might stink, these might be good, in which case you'd need to swap games around. You're right, you're right. And also, if you've already done two parts, it's like, do you really want to do another two-parter sort of thing? Yeah. I mean, it's a solid 8 out of 10. It's quite far above 9.

A little bit below. But I think it's not like a 10. It's not like a compilation. No, no, no. As in it's beating...

It's beating the restaurant video. Nice. And it's beating the... Oh, I thought restaurant would have done better. It's beating the ghost hunting video. Fair. Is it doing pretty well this year, like, views-wise? I think so. Like, yeah, 11, even 6.7 seems pretty good. Yeah. I mean, the 6.7 is the last part of the thing. True, true, true. Yeah, I think it's just a hit and miss, you know? Yeah. Certain ones are doing worse than we think. Certain ones are doing better. Yeah.

I mean, Beta Squad took a break, right? It just shows how hard it is to do this every week. Yeah. Although you guys do obviously do feel the stress of it. Are there any videos you thought would get more views than they got all the other way around? Of recent times, the... Not really, you know. I genuinely... I'm not just saying this because I obviously have hindsight now, but they are all... I feel like I could have told you that they all would have done these. There isn't a single one here that I'm like...

I'm surprised that didn't do more. I'm surprised that didn't do less. But P1, do you think it was going to do worse than it did? No. I genuinely thought that that last P wins up above on the left. It was weird enough. There. I thought that as soon as we actually explained the concept, I was like, it is a weird idea that will do well. Yeah. Yeah.

Like maybe I didn't, you know, maybe I would have predicted probably like eight and a half. Yeah, yeah. Eight to eight and a half. It's a 9.3, so it's a little bit better, but not massively. Not to like move off for Sidemen. No, go for it. I've seen this like winner of world's ugliest dog competition. Can I just, I just want to see this dog. Yeah. You put it on screen. Would you have been massively offended if I'd put a link in and just Mooshu popped up? I thought you were going to say Randy's mum. Yeah, by the way, I did and that would have been funnier. Yeah. You should have done that. Yeah, Mooshu wouldn't have been that funny. So I was like, I was almost like,

I was expecting those words to come out of your mouth and they didn't. Yeah. It kind of took me back. I was like, what the fuck? And I would have known you're lying because Moosh is definitely not the ugliest dog. No, no. What am I looking at? Because you just randomly went. Oh, no. I'm sorry. Did I? Yeah. Well, we're ready. That is. Hold on, though. I feel like it's less ugly, which is unkept. You know what I mean? I reckon if you like. Yeah, I feel like that's not the ugliest dog. That's the owner's fault. And his tongue. Is that like, is that tongue like medically coming out? Tongue.

Tongue. Sorry, tongue. Oh, Harper's joke, you know, right? So she says cups, like I do. Cups. Yeah, she went on teacups in Disney and she kept wanting to go back on it. And she kept saying cups. And I thought the boys would laugh at me. Yeah, these are just disabled dogs, man. Look, 14-year-old rescue dog. Let's not laugh at the fucking rescue dog, man. It's horrible. Oh, by the way, by the way, it does seek to celebrate. By the way, go up. See, I think that's ugly, that dog down below. It does say the annual competition to... Hold on, you've gone too far up.

It says, the annual competition seeks to celebrate dogs of all shapes and sizes. I think, like, it's a nice thing for them. I think that dog's uglier. Yeah. Yeah. This is also, by the way, the same kind of dog. Poor things, man. Oh, I feel bad for these dogs. It's just a thing of, like, alright, let's just not keep our dog, like, kept. You know what I mean? By the way, it's going to be outrageous what I'm saying, but I'm saying it in a good way. Imagine if they did a competition, the world's ugliest, like, person, and they just had, like, disabled people.

That's what this is? Effectively, yeah. What the fuck? This is not fair on these dogs. I mean, I'm curious now. Is there a world dog? Nah, John. There might be. Yeah, but let's not delve into it because it might be a bad one. Anyway, John, how did the podcast go? Oh, yeah. John did a podcast. Yeah. I actually did see a clip of it. Did you? I saw a clip of it on TikTok. I swiped off immediately. Oh, right. Okay. No, I didn't. I didn't. No, I saw two clips. I saw one of you talking about...

Oh, what did I see? So one of you talking about videos that you like to film or like they're too stressful so you start talking about the restaurant sheet. That one, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it was, I'll be just as like, as an overview, I'd say generally it was, it was very, mate, it was very safe. It wasn't what Randy was hoping for that we, I think Randy was hoping we'd just randomly start fighting each other or like arguing about stuff. It was very brand safe and pretty wholesome, I'd say. It shouldn't be brand safe, it's on fellas loaded. You should get juicy on there. Yeah, because the other one was you started talking about

jj paying you to do stuff or sideman paying you to do stuff that's quite cool and you explained about you having to eat your hat and stuff like that also by the way not having to like very much like consensual like he loves doing yeah but having to eat it to earn the money sure sure yeah but you know yeah you can say i'll give you five grand too and he'll just say yep no matter what it is yeah true yes i will do things for money i understand the value of money and would you have got abs

100% yeah in the last if it was looking peak like six weeks out I just would nearly starve myself to death I'm honest how much do you have to be paid let's say what month is it July 1st let's say October 31st Halloween night okay you have to have a six pack

You have to dress up as fucking, I don't know, The Rock, Logan Paul, I don't know. Or you have to go out as someone... You've got to go as Triple H. There you go. Yeah. Is he ripped or is he just big? I don't know, but you've just got to be ripped. Sure. Well, I don't know why the outfit came out. Sorry, that's my fault. Halloween night, you've got to have a six pack. How much do you have to be paid? Okay, so what's that? Sorry, my brain's fuzzing. That's four months, is it? July, August, September, October. Oh, that's...

Four months. That's easily doable. That is doable. All right. 20. 20K. Yeah, I think maybe I could do that. Yeah, I think I could do that. I'm in no position to fire out money here, by the way. Part of me wants to do it. Up to you, man. Part of me wants to say I will give you that challenge. You can have some at the podcast account. Not mine. I don't know whether to do it or not. 20K. But you've got to have like...

Like fight night ready abs. Yeah, shredded. What? Shredded, okay. Sure, shredded. So yeah, you take your top off and without even like... You can tense a little bit, but like... No, you can tense. You can tense. You've got to tense. Would you do a 15K? 17 and a half. 16. Final offer. Sure. Yeah, sure. 16K. Hold on, you've got to do a... Do we not have to do like a four foot the other way around? Um...

How about the Mancini one? I feel like John would do that. Shave you my little... What, you get to shave it? No, it's just got to go. He's had bald head before. You can shave it. I mean, if it's the forfeit, you can be the one to do it.

Yeah? I don't mind that. This is such like a poor man version of... You've got to have a haircut and you win 16k. Yeah, yeah. Or it's a mankini and a million. This is the what's good version of it. Oh yeah, let's do it on the podcast. Let's just reveal it on the podcast. So you take your top off on that podcast. Yeah. So whatever the date is of that 31st, you'll be on the podcast and you'll take your top off.

Also, it sounds weird again. All right, cool. Deal. Hang on, hang on. We should shake hands on this, I feel. Oh, we don't need to. It's official. It's on camera. It's a deal. We can cut it. If you don't do it, we'll just cut it from the internet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you, mate. This podcast has been pretty good, by the way. But I said to Jon last week, I was like, the topic's getting really bad. They've got to improve them. And he's put on here, would you rather be itchy or sticky forever? He's put, should a bicycle be able to use a zebra crossing in the UK? Yeah.

And would you say, 100%? Of course it should. Anyone should. Well, I'm just thinking legally, I would imagine that... You're talking like bicycle, not motorbike. Correct. But I think if you look legally, a bicycle is probably not allowed to use one. I don't know this. I wonder

What if you're not allowed to use one? Well, you're not meant to ride it on the sidewalk, are you? Sure, but if anyone's on the lever, you stop. Pavement, yeah. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. I think you should be, but legally, I don't think that you are. I would assume, because I was in a car with someone, I can't remember who he was driving, but they were like, dickhead, using the bicycles, going across the zebra crossing. I was like, ooh. In life, you should, I think we take into account what is like legal and illegal too much. It should be like what is right and what is wrong. Like, if someone's on... Yeah, yeah.

No, sorry. I don't mean the opposite way. I don't mean things that are illegal should be legal. I don't mean that. I'm saying like, it might be illegal to go on a pavement with a bike, but at the same time, if someone's crossing it, no matter what they're in, I'm going to stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's not saying like, should you just run them over? Okay, sure. He's not saying like, okay, you do it. Am I allowed to kill you? No. Okay, sure. He's saying like, should you be, you're on a bike and you want to cross over.

should you be allowed to use that zebra crossing or should you have to like follow the road i think yes because sometimes it's really hard to actually get across on bikes because cars don't give you the actual distance yeah yeah i'd say yeah yeah um would you rather be itchy or sticky forever sticky it's been itchy's awful sticky yeah you ever work a woolen top horrible yeah sticky i think you can ignore that it's gross when you touch it but you can just not yeah it's a lot worse for other people than you i think

It's worse for other people than you as well. How sticky though? Like Spider-Man sticky or just a little bit sticky? Well, Spider-Man sticky is cool. If Spider-Man's sticky, I can climb walls. You give me a super power. And then it's hard to like everything sticks, sticks. Like, you know, that first scene where he figures out he's got sticky hands. Yeah, but I think we're talking itchy like you just constantly like, you know, that little itch like that or sticky as in like your hands are always that little bit like you've just touched something. It's not like super power sticky. I can't literally just go like touch this and now I'm lifting a couch.

No. What's more satisfying? Cleaning off your stickiness or itching an itch? Itching an itch. But obviously the thing is, the reason that's satisfying is because it goes. If it never goes, it's not satisfying. And because it's worse. Yes. So if I had to have one of them all the time, I'd have the least bad one. Yeah. Because it wouldn't be satisfying to itch the itch because you're still itchy. Yeah. You get me? Yeah, I get you. Yeah. That's what I just said as well, by the way, guys. I said that as well. And also, would you tell someone to shut up? I wouldn't, but I would internally. Yeah.

I'm not going to lie. I'd do like a ninja shush. Yeah. So at the cinema, this came out of, I did tell someone to shut up at the cinema. Did you tap them or did you just say shush? Um... I...

Me and Kelly went on our date night to see World of the Planet of the Apes. Fucking cringe, man. They were between the ages of 17 and 19. It's not cringe, by the way. It's just because I don't have anyone anymore. And they sat down in front of us to the right. It was a bit of an empty cinema. And when the silence, turn your phone off thing came on, these kids, like late adults, were like,

Silence! Silence! All kept on mimicking off of each other. What were you saying? Silence. Oh, what do you think he said? I don't know, I heard Sorlax. I was like, what's Sorlax? Yeah, so they're making all these fucking noises. And I don't know, it was our date night, right? So I was immediately hyped up. And then I was like, okay, give him a second. And then it went on for like three minutes. And he went, oh, this is annoying. And I don't know if that's what caused me to do this, but I just literally went.

shut the fuck up you see see words and just wow i kind of i kind of lost it a little bit there was like three of them and uh did they show up uh they did they did there was a little bit of like i think that you know when you're a teenager and you giggle because

Sure, sure. Okay. I feel like an old thing, but it did get worse from there at some point, if you want me to elaborate. Yes. Right, so later in the film, I've been there. And so again, I'm not proud of my actions here. It was date night, right? We were owed a date night. We're new parents. Well, you know, we don't get it a lot. So these kids, at some point later in the movie, they throw a water bottle back.

into where we are and or like it lands in our row right and it's like Kelly's saying that side as well so I was like what the

what the fuck? I was like, what the fuck's going on? What's this bullshit? I was like, but we couldn't tell if I'd like dropped it behind him at this point. How many rows in front of you are there? They're literally the row in front. Oh, okay. They're literally the row. So it's either they've thrown it behind, but at this point we couldn't see their heads anymore. So they've ducked down. So that makes you look all sus in that. Yeah. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, I've got to be a manly man. I've got to do something about this. And then I was like sitting there, I was kind of agitated. And then I was like, fuck it, I don't know. I can't tell if they did. And Kelly was like, then she goes, was you going to,

was you going to get up? And I don't know what it is, but that triggered me. And I got up and I walked down the row and I stood over him and I was like, which one of you fucking threw it? And again, I'm not pretending that I'm tough or anything. What? Bro, I don't know what happened. I was just, I was trying to watch the movie. Me and Kelly had been watching more of the Planet of the Apes movies in a little line and we'd been really enjoying them. So this was like, you know, the culmination of all of our time. And yeah, well, I don't know if I scared them or if they just thought I was like twigged in the head or something.

But I leaned over and I was like, I'm going to fucking throw it. One of the kids was like this. He's just frozen. And then the other kid jumped forward. He went...

And I was just like, he was like, what me? And I was like, that's right, you fucking pussyholes, you fucking pussyholes. And then I went and sat back in my seat. See guys, this is why I'm nice to John. Oh my God. This is why I'm not nice to John, man. He's not a nice guy. What the hell? By the way, this is why I don't, this is why I would never do that because it can always escalate. I had the exact opposite reaction when it happened to me a few years ago. Down in, it was down in Streatham and it was a bunch of, again, kids. They brought in loads of like birdies.

They were 18. They were men. It was a man. It was a group of men. They brought in all like Burger King and stuff. And there was like a good sort of seven, eight of them. And they were just, you know, the rappers going, they're sort of chucking nuggets at each other and all of that sort of stuff. And someone did back behind us go like, and it was a scary movie. I've forgotten what scary movie, but someone behind us did go, boy, shut up. And obviously I was just like cringing, like getting down into my, into my chair. And they also turn around and they just started going at this guy.

Always makes it worse man It always makes it worse I would say Like shh For sure But I would never be like Can you shut the fuck up Because that's By the way If someone tells me that I'm going to be more annoying Yeah That's what they do They get more annoying And so we thought Okay maybe when the movie starts They'll calm down But as the movie started They were on the phones They were doing all this Yeah It got so loud So we got about 10 minutes in And I just thought I can't do this And I turned to the person And I was like Yeah I can't do this Should we just watch it another day So we stood up and left And we had to walk down Past them

And as we walked past them, one of them said, here come the snitches. Oh, wow. No, mate, fuck that. I could not handle that injustice. I'm not proud of my actions. I'm not claiming to be hot or tough. By the way, I will say, it's the worst thing when people are loud. It's so annoying. I hate it. That's why I would literally, I'd be such a cuck and just go,

Yeah. And then if they carry on, I'd go like this. I'd pretend like it wasn't even me. Crawl along to another seat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you say shush and they're like, no, no, no, they're all right.

But yeah, but also... But imagine... Having to leave though is the worst part. Having to leave is shit. But at least, you know what? I think that it's better than... I don't know. I see both sides of it. This is completely irrelevant to your story, but was it a scary movie or scary movie something? It was a horror film. Okay. Not a scary movie. I don't know why I had to know that. Also, you said wellies earlier as well. Do you call it scary movies or do you call it horror films? Scary movie.

you went to your friend yeah like hey guys I just want to see a scary movie for a walk in the rain in your wellies and watch a scary movie but cool thanks for watching the podcast oh it just seems like it's gone for a while fair how long has it gone on for if you you know you want to leave you can leave no no he said it's 1.20 no no we can leave imagine it was like 48 minutes we've never had it where it's like oh it's probably time to end now and it's like 20 minutes in yeah no

I actually don't often have to go and I've got a good bladder but I actually need to go pee okay well we'll call it there thanks for watching thanks for listening thank you guys see you next week take care bye bye