Everything That Happened On VIK'S STAG DO!!
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Yo what's up guys and welcome back to the What's Good Podcast between Simon and myself. Woo! Woo! And if you're wondering why my voice is like this, it's because number one, I'm hungover. Yeah. I'm sorry Simon. Yeah. Number two, I'm probably still a little bit drunk.

I'm not. Simon's not? Could be. Nah. Because we came straight back from Vic's tag. Your voice is gone. My voice actually is gone. It actually is gone. Also, we're 75,000 subscribers away from 1 million. Yeah. So please subscribe. And if we do get a million, then we will... We'll leak the nudes that we took of Vic on the Stag Tour. I was going to say a similar kind of thing. Really? What were you going to say? I won't say what I was going to say. Okay. Because I shouldn't have said it. Oh.

Okay. But I didn't. Yeah, we took pictures of Vic's penis. Fucking hell, it's massive. Yeah. For a small man? I heard that he was like 60 kilograms, by the way. I'm not sure if that's bullet knowledge. He lost a lot of weight when he was ill. But I reckon like literally five kilograms of that is his cock. Yeah, we had to use a panorama, panoramic photo to get it all in. Which way is the photo taken? Doesn't matter. We just had to fucking do this. Is it wide? It's everything. Damn.

I'm literally right now thinking of Vic's dick That is fantastic Not in a weird way, just in like Because you brought it up I didn't bring it up You were going to say it anyway I was going to say something else Anyways, yeah, we literally just got back about We landed about three hours ago Yeah It's funny because we were going to originally fly to an airport I can say that That was close to the podcast studio Or closer We were going to fly into London Yeah, yeah, and we ended up not flying into London So, it's fine Yeah

Well, yeah, Randolph came to my house for the first time ever. I did. Well, he's been before, but not. I went, yeah, as a kid. Fuck! There's going to be a lot of that today. There's going to be a lot of that. Because I came to your house as it was being, like, built. Not built, refurbished. So, like, shit was everywhere. Didn't have a dog. Didn't have a dog, no. Didn't have a handrail on the stairs. You're struggling. I'm struggling.

It would have been worse if we came straight from the airport. Oh yeah, 100%. We had a bit of a break in the shower. Not together, but... Although we did share toilet roll. No, you make it sound like I wiped and then you wiped. I just ripped off a lot of pieces of paper and gave him the rest. He was coming out of his bedroom. I was coming out of the spare room. And we were walking to the main bathroom together. He's like, wait, why are you here? I was like, I need toilet roll. We have no toilet roll at my house. Anyway, we're getting sidetracked.

your house sick thank you and tally did a great job she has of like decorating it because i also realized that everything was like green it's got a tint of green yeah i love that the tiles are green oh my god i did wake your dog up though yeah i know i go to bed like the night before the flight i go to bed at you know half 11. but it's before it's like we just to put that into half 11 and i'm thinking okay you know randolph's gone to bed everyone's it's all calm i showered we'll get up at 7 00 a.m we'll go to go to the airport whatever and i'll just start hearing the dog bark and

And he never barks. And you had your phone on do not disturb. Yeah. So I told you straight away, by the way, the first thing I did was text you. So I went downstairs, checked and immediately he was calm. Yeah. So I was thinking, okay, well, he hasn't seen something. So what is it? Yeah. Go upstairs, check my phone. Randolph chased a mosquito around the room and started bagging on the floor. Was it a mosquito? I think it was a moth. Whatever it was. It was so thick. I've never seen a moth. I don't even know if it was a moth, but it was like, it had a body. Some call it the Vicks penis of the moth world. Yeah.

If it was that big That's the last time We talk about his penis Wait did you actually See his penis on the stand No no no I actually didn't see Anyone's penis this trip I saw a ball sack Oh yeah Yeah

No, so this bug. So what happened was it was really warm that night as it has been in the UK. And so I opened the window, but I did turn all the lights off. I did shut the blinds as much as I could go. Then I went into the shower. The shower, I did leave the light on in the bathroom for the shower, but it was a different room, you know. Anyway, come back in after the dry and all that. And there's this massive fucking moth. I've never seen a moth that big before. John, you know when your phone goes off? I don't mind, by the way. But it's an Android. It's so much...

More annoying. I'm so sorry. It jars me that you have that phone. I'm so sorry. Not that the phone's going off. Who's calling me? Right, now your phone's going off. Yeah, what's going on? We're getting...

A global warning effect? Is something going on? Anyway, I slammed the, I went to the ceiling, I threw a pillow, pillow landed on the floor quite loudly, woke the dog up. No. You started slapping the floor with a slipper? Yes. That's what woke the dog up? No, it's not. It was both. But it was the pillow because the pillow went really, you've got high ceilings, mate. And I threw a pillow and for some reason you must have really high quality pillows too because it's really heavy. And it just went.

And then obviously then I was like, well, I've made noise now. I'm gonna kill the fucker. I'm really scared of moths. I'm really scared. And this was a massive moth. And then I was like, it's definitely gonna go in my mouth when I'm sleeping and I had to kill it. And then I had the conundrum after that. I was like, well, it's still really hot. So like I have to also still open the window. So then I slept with the window open again. Knowing that. You probably ate a moth. If I'm asleep, I don't mind eating it. You know, there's like a thing of you eat seven spiders in a year. Yeah. I think it's a myth. But you probably do anyway. The Atlas moth, it wasn't that big. What?

It wasn't that big. I saw it. It wasn't that big. It was big. It was big. But no, I saw Simon's house. It was a great time. Great little night. Had dinner with Talia. Yeah? That was nice. And me. Yeah. Sorry. Yes, yes, yes. I thought that was implied. Was it not? No. Yeah. Had a great night. Me and Talia had a little romantic dinner together. Simon, I don't know where he was. But no, it was nice food. Thanks. Had a little chat together. Yeah. I felt like your son. Right. I felt like I was your child.

Anyway, the next day was the stag do. So we went on the stag do, but we originally were going to be flying on a commercial airline. Yeah, I'm not wrong with that. No, but a friend, a secret source. Freezy knows a guy. Freezy knows a guy. That's all we can say. That was able to organize a private jet for us. Yeah. What a guy. Yeah, I've heard good things about him.

So yeah, we got the private jet and while we were on there, we'll just, we'll basically just tell you everything that happened that we can. Yeah, obviously some people can't tell you like Vic's raging cock. There it is again. Sorry, I wish I didn't say that. So, one of the things was Freezy had a list. Oh. So he had a list of

dice rolls from two to 12 and each thing correlated to a task that Vic had to do that day. - So, so, Freezy was kind of organizing the stack. - He did, he did. He wasn't kind of, he organized the stack. - It was his job to organize it all. And he spoke about it on Fellas as well. So listen to that. They did a podcast together, right? - I think so, yeah. - But he did, by the way, he did a really good job. It was hard to organize because there's,

There was 14 of us plus security, all men. So like most places like villas or- Trying to go to a club. Yeah. Well, you got 15 men. Nope. You know, he did a great job in the end. So the first thing he did was give Vic a tutu and a crown, a tiara.

Yes. Yeah. Big war for the flight. Yeah. Yeah. Immediately came off. It was not one was a backslap one. No, no. The outfit was just. Yeah. Yeah. So then we had the list of two to 12. We had like a backslap. We had dirty pine. We had wear an outfit. We had get pissed on, do a shot. That wasn't on. No, no. Yeah. We had a bunch of things and yeah.

He got a back slap first and it's from JJ. Yeah, from Mr. KSI. Yeah, it wasn't that bad, you know. Like, it would have hurt. I wouldn't want it. I think the problem was we were on the jet. PJ, that's what we call it. Private jet, PJ, yeah. And JJ couldn't really pull back much. Yeah, it wasn't like a go as hard as you can. It was more like make do with the space. I wouldn't want to do it though. No, I wouldn't want it. But yeah, JJ definitely could have.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, we get off the plane, go to the villa, which Freezy banged the villa. The villa was unreal. Yeah, it was. I'll preface by saying this, by the way. I, in the podcast last time, had a really big go at JJ and it was going around on TikTok quite a lot and all the comments have been really mean to KSI. I will say that although that was a bad incident and he was annoying on that day, he pulled it around on your wedding day. We said that anyway, but he was unreal on your wedding day and this trip I thought is unreal.

He was really good. I thought top form. So I want to apologize. And he's now back in the good books. I still think the wedding day, he was the best JJ at an event I've seen. Yeah, he was. Okay, so like, he actually, he doesn't drink now. People know that, right? Yeah, he doesn't drink now. And like, we wouldn't peer pressure. We don't peer pressure anyone. We've never peer pressured Toby. But the only thing we did used to say is like,

'cause he would go home from clubs early a lot. And we were like, well, if you're not gonna drink, then like, are you just gonna be boring? You know, not in like a, he would say like, oh, you know, the music's starting like, oh yeah, look, I'm hyped, dance for three minutes and then sit down on his phone and then go. - And then leave, yeah. - Yeah, I'm kind of tired, I'm gonna go. But now he's like, I rather him not drink now. - He's making an effort. - Yeah, like before people are like, oh, you don't want a shot or whatever. Now, people will skip him.

Yeah. Or not. It was just sick. And he puts that effort in. He's really enjoying himself. And yeah, he just didn't like our villa. But we just, the thing is, we just want to hang out with them more. Like we want to hang out with everyone. Like if anyone left the villa, it'd be annoying. Yeah. But anyway, we had this villa that, yeah, freezy banged. It was a sick villa. It's, so we had five,

14 guys. Yeah. Security stayed somewhere else. We'll tell you who they were. So we had 10 troops, which is Sidemen, Cow Cow Randy. Then we had Lachlan, Laserbeam, Robb,

- Woofless. - Yeah. - Woofless and major mid Canadian. - I'm Bajan Canadian, Mitch. - Sorry, I got it wrong. - Bajan. - All goats, by the way. - We had Bajan. - By the way, I was being an absolute jokester in the group chat 'cause Vik made a group chat with the normal. - Oh my God. - And then he put a picture of like them boys and I was pretending that they were, I didn't know they were in the group chat. So I just kept being like, who the fuck are these guys?

and then like he put him again i was like no front on a reel who are these guys and then he got they got and i think i'll put in there i was like hope these guys aren't coming to the when we got to the airport as well you were like are you guys coming yeah yeah yeah they broke the ass a little bit but yeah um they're all really good they're all really good guys the villa yeah the villa it had like so it had a 11 no 10 bedrooms yeah and then we had four like rvs i never saw them

you should have gone and seen them i know they weren't that bad oh yeah i'd only heard they were bad in a sense like that they were quite warm sometimes the ac wouldn't work the water didn't work and probably a few other things but as like quality they were pretty good and then even when some people left this the trip um the space in the main villa and looked didn't take it because he enjoyed he enjoyed his uh his rv yeah well it was in the obvious

So we basically played a game to see who would get what room. Yeah. And we said, well, Vic immediately was like, all right, we give him the best room. He didn't want it. He didn't. But we were just like, then he walked off and did something else. So we were like, all right, Vic's in that room. There's a room with a hot tub. He's in there.

And then we spin the wheel And by the way I was literally Slate Josh was doing the wheel And I literally started Talking to all the Aussies And the Canadians Going like Nah fuck this guy Yeah He controls this wheel Like at The Italy wedding Yeah yeah yeah He literally got first pick Or like second pick And it was his wheel Yeah I was like Nah don't trust this guy Spins the wheel

I'm first. He did get second, by the way. Huh? He did get second. It was close by. Oh, he got like eighth. Justin? Yeah.

Lachlan got second, I think, and then Harry. Oh. Well, Harry then Lachlan. Okay. But yeah, I got first. Lachlan, Harry. I don't know where you got. I was like pretty, I was like two away from. The RVs. Yeah. JJ was the bomb. But I'm going to be honest. I was pissed. What? Because. You did have time. No, this is the thing. So I said, I was like, oh, should we go have a look around? And everyone went, no, no, no, let's just do this now. And then we'll pick. Like,

like you can go look and pick yeah so i got it and then i walked off i like i got first pick i was like i'm gonna go look yeah when i looked at these there was like the main villa a little outhouse with three rooms and then down here with two rooms yeah and i was like i'll go look looked at those three and everyone started going yo hurry up pick

I was like, what? I thought I was going to look and you could spin the next one. They were, no, we can't spin until you pick. No, we were spinning. Well, everyone started shouting at me and went, you have to pick now. So I went, all right, I'll just take that one because it's nice. Oh, I thought you'd pick that one. I thought you were like... I haven't even seen the main... I still haven't seen the main villa to this day. Oh, okay, okay. So yeah, me, Lachlan and Harry all choose this one. And then none of us had seen the ones that... Because Josh did a walkthrough.

Everyone slept on. So what happened was we were quite low down. So we knew that you went that way. We knew that then like best and that went to the main one. So we, and then we were like, okay, well let's just look at the other side then while, and then, then I think most of us didn't look at these ones for ages. Yeah. So we went, yeah, me, Josh had already done a tour.

The first thing we did when we got there was him and two others did a tour. Only the main one. He didn't know. Yeah, they looked at that. They didn't. The one I was in, the one Josh was in, they didn't know. No, because I went with me, him, JJ together, and that was their first reaction. Yeah, because basically he had like, it was nuts. Like it was literally like five rooms into one. And he had like his own little private garden. He had a living room. That was actually cold. Kitchen, everything. And we're all like, wait, wait, wait. Hang on. No, no. This is like.

We said, oh, we can change, you know. First place, second place, third place can all go. Actually, fuck it, I want that room. And then we walked over and him and Rob were just like, no, we're not moving. And just started refusing until we said,

Well that's the best room So Vic gets it Well Vic wanted it Swapped anyway right Well he Yeah he took Rob's room Rob moved into that one Yeah yeah And Josh ended up Keeping the room I was like bro Did you see my room No I didn't see any rooms Except the one that I had to pick I thought no one saw my room No I had like a nice little I had like a little villa on my own

- So you have the little up the hill and that little. - Yeah, it's a little house, yeah. - It's actually sick, but it smelled. My AC wouldn't really work. It was on, but it wouldn't work. Like it kept the room cool, but like if I'm in bed, it's not cold. That makes no sense. - I mean, how often are you guys really in the rooms anyway, realistically? - It was more, we didn't have hot water in our little outhouse part. Every morning I woke up still drunk.

Not even hungover. I was like literally until the first like tea on golf, I was still drunk that day. At go-kart, I was drunk. He wasn't. Shit. I think that's legal.

By the way, the go-kart guys were jokes, you know. Weird jokes in a way that they're going to be like, you know when you go to the UK, there's loads of rules. They sit you in a room, they play a video, red flag, blue flag, black flag, all this stuff for ages. And then we were joking that they'll be like, vamos, you know. Vamos! Literally, we all got in the go-karts. They went, this accelerator is brake. It went...

I couldn't put my seatbelt on once. And the guy was like, the first joke I did, the second one, it wouldn't come out at all. He's like, I just don't use it. Well, yeah, after we picked that, we played a game of football. Yeah, I actually did. So yeah, this is the other thing. This was the main thing about the villa for me was firstly being able to have 14 guys there is a dream. I've always dreamt of that. Oh yeah, also the RVs was...

Toby Calyx Calyx Bajan Canadian Mitch and Rob no not Rob no no who was in the other Lachlan no who was it Lachlan was next to me yeah who was the last one Toby I said Toby Toby Lux Mitch

Fuck, how freezy? Freezy. Yeah, I felt bad for freezy. Organized the whole thing. Yeah. He literally said I wouldn't have got an RV that I wasn't happy to stay in. Yeah, yeah. Which is fair. Yeah. Yeah, we then played a game of football, which was very sick. Very good. It had its own little seven-a-side pitch. Yeah. A little beach volleyball net. We didn't play that. We didn't play that. Had like a little jungle gym.

Yeah. Some bets were made there and some bets were won. Yeah, those guys bet way too much. The Aussies and the Canadians bet non-stop. We were playing a poker game at one point for like...

500 pound everyone buys in so the number one prize was four grand second was like a grand and a half third was just 500 pounds your money back and it got to the point where it was me looks and JJ is the last ones like two three three M whatever and we're not talking very quiet very like serious playing for again a lot of money playing for four grand but then you have Lachlan Lannan and Mitch and Rob or whoever and

already lost, already out. And they were gambling for more money than we were playing for, playing some stupid game. Let's say stupid, mean like a silly game, you know, laughing, having a great time. And they were probably like, almost like 10, 20 grand, you know. I said to Lachlan, I was like, the reason I don't like playing poker with you guys, not you specifically, is because it just goes, no one talks. It's like good vibes. At the start it was. By the end it wasn't. No, we were having a good time.

Right. Well, I was sad as a viewer in it. They did not look fun. Oh, I use region out of day I was and that's why I was like this is fucking boy. That's how I went to their table and start dealing. Oh, yeah Okay, well you just said you're sat in silence. No, but it's more serious game. It wasn't like silence wasn't fun One pick up by the way, but

And let him win. Cause I tried to still win, but I was like, I'm going to bed now. So let's just go crazy. You know, a lot of them was like, nah, man, you have to play. It can't be that bad. It can't be that bad. Afterwards. He was like, yeah, fuck you. All right. That was fucking. No, he was just like, it was when they play, they all like chat shit the whole time. Okay. No one, no one talks. Yeah. It's really. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, it was really like quiet. I'm talking they're playing poker and they're just silent. It was, you know, no one wants to show cards or anything. No one wants to like- - Who did that? We showed cards every time. - Are you sure you weren't drunk? - I showed cards every time. - Okay, you might have. - Yeah. - Not everyone did. - Yeah. - Is it a lot of ego poker? Is it ego and money or why is it so serious?

It's ego. Yeah, it's ego. Yeah. Because the other guys, when the Aussies and Canadians are playing, they literally, they'll put money on the line, but they're literally like, if they bluff once and they just want to laugh at the other person, they don't even care. Yeah.

It's true They don't care about the money Which is bad But Yeah Yeah we played football Then we went out And we saw Skepta doing a house set Yeah Yeah And then the Martinez brothers But a lot of us left I don't know who they are Neither do I Martinez brothers But they're apparently Fucking massive Yeah Yeah That was a good That was a very good night I enjoyed that I just sat there Sat there with Shisha the whole night Yeah Literally sat literally In one spot I was having a great time That was a good night Second day What did we do

Second day. No. Yeah, Ocean Beach. We went to Ocean Beach. Yeah, that was the day I got very drunk. Yeah. I've never in my entire life seen you that drunk. Really? Me personally, I've never seen you that drunk. Okay. Let's say I've been...

Sidemen. Oh, yes. I've been more drunk than that at least like three times in the years. Yeah, but that's the drunkest I've ever seen you. Yeah. Which one? The one when you passed out in Cowan. Original pub golf. Yeah. I mean, that's the drunkest I've probably ever been. But also, I can't be more drunk. I guess like maybe in a setting that's not necessarily club. If that makes sense. Like say Vegas, we'll go and drink, but then everyone goes back to their room. See, I really enjoyed Ocean Beach because it's like,

The whole time we could talk. Yeah, I see. It wasn't just standing there in a club like, all right, wait for a good song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, we get there and the whole thing starts of like, all right, we're going to get 100 bottles. And then we're just going to spray them on Vic. That was the idea is, you know, pass them around to everyone.

And we go, okay, spray the bottles. And then we all just turn and spray Vic because he's a stag. By the way, it's expensive, but the bottles of champagne are produced to be sprayed. Those bottles are not supposed to be drank. So they are like... We're paying for piss water. Yeah, yeah. We're not wasting champagne. We're just wasting money. Yeah. Horrifically. They literally are made to be sprayed. It's horrible. How much money? How much are we talking? What?

Let me explain what we did first. Okay. And then I'll tell you the total. Okay. So we got all the 100 bottles and we start spraying Vic and then I just see fucking 35...

I really want to say the C word because we've been hanging out with the Australians all week and that's all they say. People. Yeah. Everyone behind us, everyone in front of us and all the workers around us all got given bottles to just spray us. It's because, right, the way they transport it, some just get delivered but then, sorry, like,

But then, obviously, we had, like, the signs. It was eyebrows for Vic. And then, on a boat, like, this girl was, like, driving a boat across the pool. And all the champagnes were in that boat. So, obviously, people, like, who are close or watching the madness, they can just grab those. Yeah. Like, it is kind of like a just...

If you want to join in, you can. Yeah. But then, by the way, time goes by. Oh, by the way, it was like a war zone. Like, honestly, it was fun. It was like... Oh, the first one. No one could see. Everyone was like... I was literally like... Like running around like... Because we had a lot of people around us that did recognize us. So they were kind of like, oh, this is... I can get to spray them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're literally getting...

ruined. - Yeah, yeah. - And I'm pretty certain I got drunk from just that. I was already drunk, but. - Oh what, just from like. - Soaking in. - Oh right, yeah. - 'Cause we were all doing like suicide shots through our eyes. - Oh right. - Bro, the amount of champagne we got in our eyes. - If you get champagne in your eyes, you get drunk from that? - No, but like, you know you can do shots through your eyes, right? - Yeah, yeah. Kevin and Perry go live. - Can you? - I was shooting Kevin and Perry when he does the eyeball shot. - I was very young when I watched that. - Oh. - But it doesn't get you drunk. Mad.

Yeah, I was so, honestly, I was so blind. And like, I was literally like, I was trying to open a bottle. I think I sprayed one champagne bottle because I couldn't open it. I just couldn't see. But then that all dried off. Lachlan got hit. Yeah, but he had glasses. He had his glasses back for me. A cork. Because that was a bad remember that went into his eye. A violent person.

Someone from Love Island got blinded with that. Yeah. So he was lucky. And then we just chilled for a while. Then I don't even remember this part. So we're all chilling. Oh, by the way, when they first did the bottles, the waitresses and stuff came in and put like towels over the drinks and took my shisha away. I was fuming. Um,

Because they were obviously expecting it, you know? And then like we're chilling a few hours later now, JJ just like smiling, vibing. And then like, we just sat there and again, they come over and start putting a towel over and we're like, hold on, what's that for? And then she was like, oh, I'm not sure actually. No, before that though, JJ was like, oh yeah, I'm thinking of doing it again. And it was me and

I can't remember, it was me and someone else and we went, don't do it. And it was Lachlan. And Lachlan was like, bro, it's diminishing returns. And JJ didn't understand what that meant. But then he was like, you've done it once. It was gas. Like it was a lot of money, but it was gas. This time you're going to get the reaction of like, ah, this is kind of annoying now. And it's not going to be as fun and it's going to cost more money. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, it is a waste of money. And then the waitress said, oh, we can get it cheaper.

And I was like, firstly, how much? And then we said, oh, can we get everyone involved? Can we send one bottle to every single table? No, before that. Oh.

Oh, before that he was gonna buy another one just on the way. So she came with a towel over and we said we with me bears and like Fridge like like nice and I heard like what's this? He's like, oh no, I'm not sure what's going on and then like literally we were like JD what's going on? Is issue or not? Is issue he's in he was like he did is like Yeah, you know and then we're like fuck off my nine now, please no, please no everyone's just recovered. Um, so then she took it off was awesome mistake mistake mistake and then like but then

just before she said that, I think Frizzy or someone saw, or maybe Bez, saw him go to the guy and like, cancel it, cancel it. So he got one, canceled it. And then the final one. - Yeah, then he did all that stuff. And then he eventually was like, all right, let's get like two bottles for every single table in the club.

which i didn't see by the way they had them did they yeah and they were told to wait till eight o'clock okay and then yeah we got another 100 bottles and it was but this time we had more we actually had more on the table because like they brought 100 rather than like giving them to everyone yeah yeah yeah and they brought a big bottle yeah but then you were like um you were like uh this is way too many by the way and i was like no i think it's good it's fine and then we we spread i sprayed one turned around no all gone yeah i had no idea how how did everyone get through i said it was i said it wasn't enough

I said this definitely isn't 100. I think they took away like 30 and gave us, because we had a bottle that was literally like. That was the first one. What's it? The bottle was the first one. Fuck, I was drunk. Oh my God. And then Harry. I don't remember any of it, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The third big champagne one was the first one. Well, we got the picture of me drinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My head looks like this. There's some freezies. 0.5 lens. Go on. Freezies Instagram. This picture, go to the right. Just like next one, I think it is. That one, yeah. Look how small my head is.

Because it's a wide angle 0.5 lens And at the right angle It was massive No but the bottle was that big What a big bottle Yeah yeah yeah But so like People drink that They're kind of like It goes everywhere and stuff So I did it And I was just drinking it Like normally And they kept saying to me Drink it man drink it I'm like bro I have been the entire time I reckon I drank an entire bottle of champagne When they were holding it up there I was doing that And everyone was like

Like I'll tip it a bit more Like it's not coming out And I'm like I've been drinking this For eight seconds Solid You can't say that While you're You're drinking In your mouth Yeah And then by the way Then they also had like These Don Julio Bottles of like tequila Really tall ones as well And then literally Harry Me It's me, Frizzy and Harry And Harry goes He goes oh come on let's go And like do that with Tequila And I was like Harry no I hate this drink I'll throw up No way He's like nah come on Come on Frizzy's like nah let's do it Let's do it So we all do it

Harry literally, so when you do that you're supposed to shot it right? With the vodka ones in the, you're supposed to shot it. I literally see him like, he's drinking it. So I'm like, nah, enough, enough, enough. I do it like hate it, obviously. I mean, I don't mind tequila, but like, I can't shot it. - You don't want to drink it. - With tequila, I am the closest to throwing up initially after a shot with tequila. Like it's the strongest thing ever. I'm almost like, fuck. Well, you need the chaser, right? That's why, yeah. What is it? The sort of. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, and then after that, freezes, he sips it. Harry goes again.

After us. And then again, in like, after each other. And then half an hour goes by or whatever, 10 minutes, whatever. And he does it again. And then he was finished. He was finished that night. He spent 40 minutes putting his shoes on. Yeah, he did. He was done. But we go from there back to the house and that's where we do the poker night. Yeah. And Harry and Toby are just like, they just disappear. Well, Harry, he couldn't play. He actually passed out. He was gone. But that's where...

Did we play football that day? You guys did, yeah. Did we play a mini-match? I went to a nap. That's the only time I went. Did we play before Ocean Beach? We must. Did we play before poker? There's no way. No, before Ocean Beach. I was going to say, because there was no way I was playing in that stage. What did I do then? I was going to say, we had a little 4v4 match. Oh, I know. I went out and did something, yeah. We had a 4v4 or 5v5 match. And, um...

yeah then we play poker yeah yeah and like harry and toby weren't playing i was kind of like i don't really want to play i'm not really fast yeah yeah lox was like you're playing well i think you're playing but then he i wasn't you i wasn't playing yeah i got dragged into it so i'm like bro i don't want to play and i'm fucking drunk at this point so i'm like i'm not playing yeah i'm very just please let me just just you know sit in the corner and just rock and um

I just go, you know what? All right, all in. Yeah. Mitch is like, yeah, all in. And then Josh is all in firsthand. And this is 500 quid each.

and a straight like there's a straight basically yeah like i think it was one two three four five or whatever yeah and mitch has a four i haven't seen my cards yeah so i'm like okay well he's got a straight josh turns his over he's got a pair he's got pocket aces yeah and an ace on the table yeah and then i just turn over mine i'm like yeah i'm out cool and i have a straight so you're a king on a four so we knock out josh everyone's like yeah everyone's like like fuck off if you have a four and you had a four yeah

So me and Mitch split it. Josh is knocked out with three aces in the first half. And then I just give him my money. You give Josh the chips. Yeah, I just read. He was like, oh, I wanted to play. And I was like, okay, here you go. Take mine. And he ended up doing well. Yeah, he did actually. I was just like, I just want him to get, I want him to win. I can give him my money back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good. Although one of the dealers that we had, some foil just fell from the ceiling. The poker dealers, not.

Yeah, the dealers. Yeah, they're sound They uh, it got to like 1:00 a.m. Or something and he was like, oh is it alright if I take some photos for my like my website and

We're thinking, all right, just take one photo or whatever. Yeah. He films for 25 minutes. Yeah. And he's getting like close-ups of JJ's face. It was like, you know when people on TikTok do those clips where it's like, oh, I found a stranger walking down the street and I asked him to take a video and this is how it turns out. And you think it's going to be really good, but they meme it and they're like, they're like, run a treat. He probably made some good videos, but just the angle he was doing was really funny. At one point, he went up to the chips and just was like this. I was like, what?

Surely you've got videos of chips already. There's no location in the background. Your table and your chips. But he was sick though. Most sick guys. Yeah. Most sick guys. Yeah. Yeah. That night ended. Sorry. Did we say how much got spent on these bottles then? Right. So I can't remember the split, but I'm pretty certain it was 25,000 pounds. Euros. Euros.

Each time or total? No, total. I think it was 10 and 15 or 15 and 10. I thought that, yeah, I thought the first one was 15. I think the first one was 15 and then we said, look, well, we bargained down to 10 for the other one. We were like, throw in two for every single table and we'll do it for 10. And the food and drinks was five grand. Yeah. That's funny because Harry thought it was 500 pounds.

- Yeah, he tried to pay. He was like, yeah, I saw 497, so I tried to pay. My bank card got declined. And it turns out it was 4970. - Yeah, it was just that account, you know. But that was funny. 'Cause I saw him do it. I was like, yeah, yeah, I saw that out. I was like, not like he wouldn't do that anyway. I'm sure he would pay that. But it was just like very quick to decide that, you know. Usually it'll be like, who's got the Sidemen card, you know. - Oh, that day.

Vic had to do, he rolled the dice and got a shoeie. - Oh yeah. - So he was originally like straight away like, "All right, I'll do a shoeie." - Oh my God. - And I'm not gonna lie, I was trying to mess with him. So I was like, "No, no, no, no, no, let's get a fan." - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - "Let's get a fan at Ocean Beach." And he has to drink that out of that. - They were looking for, Freezy and Harry were looking for a long time to try and find like, how do I say this politely? The sweatiest foot.

The most gross foot you can find. Maybe we'll try and find someone who's been working there all day and walking around. They didn't find a fan who was sick. They bought us some shots. They bought us 20 shots. And we sent back like 50. Yeah, yeah. And then all guys, by the way, just to clear up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And two of them came over and he pulled his shoe off these brand new LVs. Yeah. Weren't stinky. No. No.

By the way, so they fill up, Vic asked for like vodka lemonade or something. And I think the waitress misheard him. So she filled a whole cup of vodka, just straight vodka. And he found out, but it wasn't a prank at all. No, no. We made a joke about it. We're like, imagine if we just filled it up with vodka. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, and then obviously he found out, but I mean, I'm, I kind of wish he didn't know because not, he wouldn't have drank it. Cause he can't, you can't do that. He'd know, but it'd have been funny to be like, what the fuck? Well, did you see Freezy? Freezy basically had both glasses and was like,

smelled them and went bro that's just vodka and i was like no i saw her pour it yeah because it was out the clear jug okay so that was lemonade no well so he went have a sip so i literally just took a big sweet oh man and then just like dribbled it yeah yeah it's vodka yeah uh so then we had the that was wednesday yeah thursday was the boat day yeah sick i love boat days and i missed the dice roll but it was donate a thousand pounds to m7 oh yeah sick yeah sick oh

Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I would have donated the money myself to see him roll again. Yeah, true, true. But then we went on a boat, which was very sick. Boat days are always sick, man. I think boat days are always our best days, man. So fun. But it's because we all just sit there and talk. Yeah, yeah, because you can't do anything else. Yeah, but... Well, you could do that at the villa, but everyone wants to just go do something else. Yeah, but no, it's more like... I don't know, like...

The wind The sea The sun Just like a nice vibe Music Just like good vibes you know Yeah I mean it is always good vibes If we had a boat at the villa I'm sure we'd all be on the boat At the villa You know what I mean I don't know why there would be a boat At the villa In the pool In the pool Giant yacht Yeah And then There was like an impromptu night out Yeah yeah Which like I think like five Five of us didn't go on I think it was you Me JJ Harry Bez Bez Mitch

Did Freezy go? Yeah, Freezy went. Yeah, he was very on the fence. He was like, I'm not going to go. He didn't go. Yeah, yeah. The five of us didn't go. Yeah. But you said it was really good. Honestly, maybe the best club night. Which is weird because I know Vic was like the best, the first night was the best night ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he said that after the first night. So he hadn't got to do the ones yet anyway. No, that one was like, it was like more chill. It wasn't like crazy night, but it was just fun. Really good music. Really good like sound system and just like fun vibes. What genre was it?

Watch a little house. Well, EDM house. But I loved it. There was more EDM than house. Like, it wasn't like the Skeptonite. Well, that was, yeah, okay. That was like deep house. That was like deep house, yeah. But like, honestly, because I'm like, actually, I was like, you know, I can either like, I like all music anyway. But obviously, Club Nats, I would prefer like R&B hip hop because I know the songs, sing around, do the lyrics and stuff. But I was like, you know what? Might as well just enjoy it.

I was like, this is a music playing. Might as well just enjoy it. And I was like, you know what? I should look. When you have that mindset. I had a sick time. I loved the music. The first guy, Jonas Blue, was sick. And the second guy was like. I don't know Jonas Blue. I've heard that name. Oh, you weren't there. You might have seen a sign in Ibiza. And then it was like, Nick Schultz. Is that someone? Robin Schultz. Robin Schultz. That's what I'm talking about. Robin Schultz. Oh, yeah. He did the song with Oliver Tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Waves as well.

And so he was... Is that that song? I don't know. I think so. He was the main that night. I actually thought Jonas Blue was even sicker. Had some sick drops. We have a next day. Well, any stories from that? Yeah. But not too many to say. Then we had the final day. Yeah. Which was yesterday. Which was like... Weirdly, right? Everyone who... No, actually...

There was a bunch of us that didn't go go-karting. Yeah. Because we all just slept. Everyone was... Because we kept doing things really early. Yeah. So a bunch of us didn't go go-karting. You guys went go-karting. Came back. Then none of you guys did... He organized yoga and massages. Yeah. And you guys didn't do that. No. We did that. Wait, massages for every single person? Well, yeah, but a bunch of people didn't have them. Yeah.

Then like you, Freezy, Josh and Harry went and played golf. - Yeah. - Didn't get the invite. Cheers. - I didn't organize this. I just like, yeah. They just said we're gonna play golf. I was like, okay, calm. - I was gutted though. I was gutted. One, I would have played golf, but two, we really wouldn't. - You could have come. - We couldn't, it was four people. - But like, so when Lux was gonna go, but he was like finished and Josh took his place. But when Lux was gonna go, Josh was just gonna go and just come, just sit with like, just caddy, drink a beer. - Oh yeah.

But we really wanted to play another five-a-side game. Okay, yeah. But then, yeah, everyone was gone. But then we ended up going David Guetta. Yeah, David Guetta. That was sick. Yeah. That was sick. Again, like, the person before, I was like, I can listen to this music for a bit, but we were there. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean the person before? Miss Monique. Why are you saying that was bad? Because it was just this, like, even Harry, Harry likes that kind of music. And he came over to me and was like, yo, I bet this drop's going to be da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

- Yeah, but then by the way- - And then it dropped into - Yeah, but then by the way, when "Dear Forget-Oz" on, Harry was sitting directly behind me, and when it dropped, he would sing, whatever the tune was, he'd sing it like that. By the way, you know how I dropped that glass? - Yeah. - Right? Because I was there- - Trying to blame it on me? - Well, I was a joke. - I know. - I was blaming anyone who was there, I was like, "What the fuck, man?"

Cause like there's a table in front of us that was like lower down on the balcony thingy. And I was like, you know, I reckon I can sneak a glass onto their banister and leave it there. And my people jokes. And I was like, and this is by the way, this is why I'm glad it happened by the way. I'm very lucky because I was like, let me first test ours to see if it actually does balance on that, on it. So you would have smashed it on their side. And, but no, but also it had gone down to the floor, onto the main bit. And that would have been, I would have run off. Would have gone into the piss.

Yeah, some bloke just pissed in the corner. Just on the dance floor. Tried to. Just walked against the wall, pissed. Walked off. No one caught him. A few people around him. Did he piss? Yeah. Literally. No, he pissed. And you could see the liquid. It was a big puddle. Yeah. I don't know how, but it started moving onto the dance floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it was grim. But yeah, that was a good night as well. That was. And then, so then I put the glass on our one and it fell for smashed.

So I was glad I didn't put it on. Bro, you've smashed so fast. Does that make sense? Like, I just put it there and I was like, I'm going to grab it. And before I, I was like, I've done it. The dice roll for that day was the outfit. Outfit, yeah. Yeah. So he had to, he had to wear an outfit that Freezy had chosen, which Freezy planned a great holiday.

He had a stinker with this one. Well, no, because Vic looked good in it. Exactly. He was wearing jorts. He literally, he was like, no, he didn't wear those. No, no, he should have. Like that was the outfit. He looked great in them. He didn't wear that. No, because it's a club.

Oh, I didn't even see him wear them. Oh, yeah. He went, Freezy went and put the whole outfit on and came down to food. Oh, he came to yoga straight after. No, he didn't. He came to food first. Oh, he came to yoga in gym shorts. He came down Saturday to eat. Then he did yoga. He wasn't sure if he could eat before. I don't know. Yeah. He bought him a top as like, oh, you know, you're the stag. We're going to make you look stupid. Yeah. And then he put it on and everyone went, oh, it looks all right.

Yeah, he looked great. But he'd have some completely clean O2 ways that then we all customized. So we all drew and wrote names and stuff on it. Yeah. Which was really funny because I imagine what kind of stuff we could put on there. Yeah, there was a lot of pegging and pedophile jokes on his shoes. Not necessarily linked, by the way. No, they weren't linked. We made him roll one more time. What was the other roll at dinner? He rolled Shuey. He rolled Dress.

In funny clothes Oh wax Leg wax Oh yeah that was fine though Because he looked great And again he literally just It was like a sensitive skin one So he just kind of put it on And went Alright And then he had a strip I think he should actually shave his legs He should Yeah he looked great His leg looked nice Yeah I'd touch that leg Yeah And then we flew home Yeah we got another private jet Yeah Again last minute decision Yeah Although apparently the jet That we did Like reserve Had a cat on it And it had like a problem with the cat So they had to go and like Land the cat somewhere So they had to get a different one Yeah

- Interesting, I thought at first it was a cow. I was like, how can a cow get on a private jet? But end story is it didn't. - Fuck sake. - Well, we're gonna go through like little details. Like the funniest part. - Very quick question. Did Vic DJ at all? - No. - Yeah. He air DJed a bit. - He did air DJ. - His new dance is when a DJ's on he starts

kind of you know EQing doing what they're doing but yeah no he had a great time which I remember we all did but he had especially a great time he kept saying like it's a fucking sick trip it's the best it's the best it's the best that's really great I know what my funniest part was what we went to this restaurant right so on the boat

we get the boat we go chill somewhere we pull up on this beach oh we have to mention this we go to this restaurant and it's like this amazing restaurant where i think so basically frieza was telling us you basically book a time slot and that table is like yours until the restaurant closes so if you leave that table doesn't get filled we go in

One table behind us is like Gary Cahill's there. Yeah. Another table, there's like a lot of the... Oh, so you guys knew he was there from the restaurant? Yeah, from the start. I only knew he was there when we were at the...

at the beach oh and the taxi oh yeah that's why it's so crazy because like his mate was talking to me and then he was talking but no i didn't know he was at first but i was like this guy looks like him and i was like is it but i didn't know he was in restaurant oh yeah because then we also had um another table that was a lot of the english women's team was actually yeah i'll say uh alex scott was there oh i didn't see her yeah i saw one because i know we were saying is that them and i was like it looks like one but i don't know but then to the so they they basically have a dj the whole time and then every like

10 minutes maybe the DJ starts turning up the volume and puts on a banger and everyone gets up and starts dancing around and stuff like that really good vibes but we're all fucking hungover as hell but we see this guy on the left of us who keeps standing on his chair well my right okay you're right he's standing on the chair and he's just clapping out of time and he's like looking around kind of like you know I'm fucking sick yeah yeah so then we finish our meal we go out to the beach and

and you have to get like a, what's it called? Like a transfer to your- - Dinghy. - A dinghy, kind of. - That is literally a dinghy. - It was not a dinghy. - It was. - Good little dinghy. - Would you say a dinghy could fit 15, 16 people? If it's a big dinghy? - No, that's, well, yeah, I mean, big dinghy. I'd also see what it looked like. - It looked like a- - Did it look like an inflatable, did it have inflatable sides? - Oh, that is literally a dinghy. - Yeah. - No, that's what I imagine a dinghy has. - Well, you can get different sizes. You literally kind of get a different,

Yeah, yeah. - Can you type large dinghy and see what comes up? - If you go back, go back a page, go off Google Images. That top right one, it looked like that, but bigger. - Yeah, it's just a big dinghy. - Yeah, so we had to wait for that. And we go onto the beach and there's probably like 50 people just standing in this line. - By the way, nude beach.

It wasn't a nude beach but there was titties. I think it's implied that you can go there to be nude. Yeah, I mean no one was naked. Yeah, they were. They had top off but they're not naked. Oh yeah, but I'm saying like I think it's like you go there and it's acceptable to do that in that area. Yeah, maybe. But there's like 50 people in a queue. We walk like

We come out, go past them. And then we're kind of like, oh shit, like this is, this is a queue for the boat. And a lot of Brits in his queue, by the way. So we obviously all, you know, but we're thinking like, we straight away thought, you know, you go get your boat that you've got. Then we realized that it's literally one guy just going back and forth. So we're like, oh shit, okay, let's go back to the queue. Go to the back of the queue. We're behind Gary Cahill. And then this guy who was dancing on the chair,

just walks out him, his mate and two girls. They're all holding these big bottles. They just walk past. - By the way, yeah, like it was clear that when we were at the meal, that he was like the money man at the table, you know? And then not the whole place, but like he was like a money man, you know? So he was kind of like, which is fine. That's good to do, go have fun, spend some money, you know? But just it gives you kind of context. 'Cause I think he thought that he was better than everyone. - He thought he was sick. - Yeah, and he just literally cut in line and everyone's like, you can't do that. So they went up to him and very man, we have Steve. - Well, the girls went like,

oh like i think this is a queue and then he kind of just carried on walking they were like we have to go with him yeah so then he got to the front and vick's vick's peppered at this point and vick starts going like no fuck this guy no he's i skipped the queue no let's go fight him let's fight him get him out here and get on the boat yeah steve get him get him so steve walks up and just goes like bro there's a queue and he just he just looks at steve and goes there is no queue

yeah he's like yeah you're not getting on that boat like yeah there's these people there's these people there's these people then there's us then there's you yeah and um he's just he's just like nah we prepaid

And we're like, he's like, we prepaid, I got a flight to catch. And I'm like, number one, well, everyone's paid to go here. So that's why everyone's, well, not just everyone in line to get their dinghy back or whatever. And also, like, if you had a flight to catch, then leave earlier. It's not our fault. Leave earlier. You can't take a big bottle of whatever you're holding on a flight. Yeah, yeah. It was all just a lie. It was all a piece. True, yeah.

But it was all just a lie. So Steve's basically just like holding him, like saying like, you're not going on. The boat comes back. He tries to get on and Steve just literally stops him. - Well, the funny part, yeah, the funny part is as well though, that not even just that, it's like the way the boats arrive, they kept arriving like away from him anyway. So it's like he would have to walk really far to get to it. So at that point, like Gary Cahill and all of them got on that one. And then he went to like,

Every time the guy went near a boat, the other one would arrive at the other place. And then we got an hour and then it started to almost get physical. - At that point he's literally there like, "Oh, stop getting aggressive." And Steve's like, "Trust me, I'm not being aggressive. This is just easy." This guy is, by the way, he's probably like 5'10", not jacked. - Just not Steve.

Yeah, he's squaring up to Steve. And Steve's just like, everyone in our group starts getting a bit Larry because he's being a dickhead. Yeah, and by the way, we were also on the boat at that point. Yeah, we get on the boat and then we all just start like, come on then. JJ was getting a little bit Larry. He was like, bro, just get to the fucking queue going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He walks over, looks JJ square in the face. He's like, you have a small penis. Yeah, he was like, you think you're all that? I bet you got a small dick. Yeah.

And then, and then like, and then like Steve's actually like, the guy's starting to screw up a little bit with Steve and Steve just gets on. Obviously Steve's like job is to make sure no fights happen. So he's not going to fight him. But like Steve gets on the boat and we're all leaving and then everyone's just singing like, goodbye. Yeah, yeah. And then the guy just stood there as well just going,

For those on audio, I'm signifying small penis. To be fair, Vic was right. Vic was like, this guy probably wanted a fight so that if he gets hit or something, he can be like, this is bad, this is bad. I think the guy got more embarrassed that there was no fight. He just stood on the boat. Everyone else who's in the queue just watching this guy just get humbled a little bit. It might sound that way, stuck up and that, but honestly, it was just a classic example of a good British queuing system. Because we're in a queue, man. Now, the reason I loved it

- We didn't go to the front by the way, we were just going in line. - We had Steve, we could have taken the boat. We could have gone first. The reason I loved it was 'cause like all of us firstly were on this same like, we're all a little bit drunk, we're all going at this guy that is being a dickhead. And we're also being like, we're understanding that the people in front of us, there's a queue, like everyone knows how queue works. And they're getting involved. Like one of the guys in the queue in front of us

I think he had stolen a pair of tongs from the restaurant. Yeah, yeah. And he's going up behind this guy just using the tongs on his ear. Yeah. And the guy's still screwing up Steve just kind of like, what the fuck did he do? Like flicking his ear. Yeah. And it was just, I don't know, it was, it was funny. Everyone's sticking up to this like guy who was kind of just trying to cheat the system and get in the boat quicker. And it was such a good amount of satisfaction I got knowing that

his mate and the girls were so embarrassed because of him and he thinks that he's he thinks he's in the right yeah yeah yeah it was it was a proper I'm him moment yeah it was like every day I had like a sick funny moment as well and that was definitely like that's one of the most memorable parts of the trip probably yeah you know yeah that

That was a very good moment. Yeah. No, it wasn't. Blue shirt. Yeah, everyone calls him blue shirt. That was funny, man. I don't know. It's just annoying, man. But again, I'm like, why are you getting annoyed? You've got a queue, but everyone's there. It's sunny. You're on a beach. You've got water on your feet. Just chill. Where are you going to go that is better than here? I guess it's flight. But again, he didn't have a flight.

he's lying even if you've got one flight it's your own problem you know but if he'd come up we all said if he'd come up and go like guys I have a flight is it alright if I go in front no worries mate no worries sorry tiktok clip of a guy doing that you know he just goes and pushes in but just says like random things and he sees who lets him in and who doesn't let him in and most people let him in I'd let him in yeah if he was talking like that even no excuse he's like mum just stole my cat can I get in and he's like yeah sure as long as you say it in the right tone they'll let you in what was your moment

The funniest moment of the trip? So many funny moments. There's a moment on the trip where like, well, there's one night, one morning where I woke up with like, I couldn't swallow and I had a really sore throat and I thought it was either A, the shisha, but even though that I didn't have a name, B, the alcohol and I realised it was laughing. Like on the way back to and back from one of the clubs, me and Freezy were laughing and I've never laughed that much. I think Josh as well, I couldn't see because my eyes were crying.

But it was like, I won't get into why, because it's just like inside jokes anyway, not you, but all of us. But one of them was the riz, the riz. And yeah, it's just jokes, man. But that would be the funniest moment. But also, there's this clip of LeBron James where he's like, Marcus Rashford says like a story about,

or a saying, but he butchers it, completely butchers it, stutters halfway through and doesn't make really much sense. And LeBron James goes, that's my favorite saying. That's my favorite saying. Obviously it's not. So we just kept saying that quote the whole way through. And it was just, again, funny. Honestly, I think the vibes are sick, man. I love the vibes. The vibes were really sick. I think they did...

slowly diminished throughout the trip like the first couple days the vibes were like every car journey was literally like all right this is gonna be amazing i thought that's what it was like the entire thing they were still good like when i say this it doesn't mean they're bad yeah i'm just saying it they like the first day yeah everything was literally like a hundred yeah yeah it just yeah yeah it was very good though um who was the drunkest who's the drunkest

- Well, Harry. - I expected it to be Randy. - Harry, no, Randy didn't, you didn't really get. - I drank as much as I would normally drink, but I didn't get like. - Yeah, you didn't go white girl wasted. - I never really do that. I did, but not to the point I was passing out. - Yeah. - Harry did. - Calyx did. - Calyx did, yeah. Harry and Calyx probably got the most drunk. Definitely, well, definitely Harry, 'cause he'd actually fucked himself one day. Maybe Calyx. I'm trying to think of anyone else who got super drunk. But no one got like.

the first night we lost Mitch yeah we lost him his phone died and we just lost him he went out to go and get some food in the industry with a dead phone yeah she's lost him and then we went back to fit back to the village turned up it's like Cassie was banging I think like no one got like overly drunk more than Harry but also no one got ready no one was like being boring literally who was the boring one oh no boring one

I think everyone put like a good shift in. Yeah. So, I feel like you've got someone who you think is the boring one. No, I'm trying to think. Just my worry is, you know, normally when you say no one's the boring one, it means you were the boring one. No, no, no. You know, and it's like, oh, there's always a dickhead. And if you can't think of who it is, it's you. You did more things than I thought you would do. I thought you were not going to show up to poker. Well, I didn't want to. Oh. This is the thing I hate. It's so annoying because JJ always does it. And JJ's like, oh man, you're boring. Like, you know, you didn't go go-karting. I'm like,

He literally said I'm not doing yoga He doesn't drink Like he doesn't want to do loads Yeah No but GoKoKo was good though Yeah I was literally just like I was asleep Yeah But the only reason I say poker Is because you said You literally said I don't play poker Yeah That's the only reason I said that one Well I said to Loco And I was like I was like oh Why don't you go skydiving He went I don't want to Oh he agreed though Yeah and I was like

Like you don't want to go skydiving. I don't want to play poker. Yeah. But you're making me play poker. He's like, I'll go skydiving. And I was like, all right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So now we're going skydiving in Australia. That's sick. That's very sick. Um, but no, there's no, there literally was no one. Everyone like went to pretty much like, like no one, no one didn't do something that other people didn't do. That makes sense. Like the night out on their own. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The night out obviously was, um, was like,

It was never planned. That night out, the third one, the second one, was never planned. So a lot of people were like, actually, we went really heavy first night, went really heavy Ocean Beach, therefore we'll have a break tonight so we can go out the next day. But then a lot of us ended up going out anyway. Yeah. I mean, that night was literally, that was after the boat day. I was like, I ain't going out after this. Was it? No, sorry, it was after Ocean Beach. I was like, I ain't going after this. I'm feeling rough. No, it was the boat day, you're right, actually. Poker was the Ocean Beach day.

Yeah, my bad. But anyway, it's all a blur. Honestly, I know you said that the mornings were early, but it's like, everything worked out perfectly time-wise though. Like we went from literally one thing back home. If we came back home, we had to shower like, yeah, shower 10 minutes, back out straight away. The timing was all good for that. I just mean like, for me, like the go-karting was so like, it was literally like leave at 10.30.

But I was like every day before that was get up at like nine when we were going to bed at six. I think I slept like two, three hours every night. Yeah. And I can't do it. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're used to it by now, but yeah, no, I'm, I'm weathered in that one. I'm not. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, obviously like I'm not drinking when I'm doing that, but the thing is, it's like, it's a perfect length for the trip. It's like four days. So it's like, there was, there was not a time where it was like literally ended at the perfect time. Cause everyone, everyone's like,

Wanting more, but ready to go home. So it's like, it didn't drag and it wasn't too soon. It was like literally perfect time, man. - Yeah, is it the kind of stag you'd go for? - Yeah, well, I did a stag. My stag was like, just went to burger place, mini golf, poker night. Oh, I did poker night. Yeah, but I would, I mean, at that point I wasn't really gonna do a whole week at all. But I would, yeah, it was a fucking sick stag. - Now that, like, ever since JJ said on Sidekast what he would do. - Yeah.

That's what I'm like. I would do that if I did one would you do one like this? Maybe I just like to have the best time the music just needs to be you can be you can choose music Yeah, but I can't choose. I can't go. Oh Ibiza you have to play this. No, just go somewhere. That's not either Yeah, you just that you do it you want, you know? Yeah, but like the one JJ described of you know, like you just get a house you have like

massage is a chef seven a side match yeah yeah you have like I don't know land set up so you just play like fucking S&D or whatever you should you should do it you should do it after stag can you do a stag do after you're married we all said you can because yeah go on yeah does that count yeah surely I should just go like oh do a birthday weekend yeah but like again the reason I think this was so good is because like

because it was a stag, like everyone turns up because you don't want to like, we'll do it for Vic. So we're all there for Vic. So it's like, if someone's not taking part, it's not like, oh, they're just going to chill. It's more like, well, you know, it's nice to just chill for Vic. So that's why if you do this, but you have it as a stag, then everyone will put a shift in. Whereas if you're like, oh, I should go for a weekend. Everyone will be like, oh, you know. But you should do one, man, do one.

Do a birthday and stag. If people can renew their vows, you can have a delayed stag. For sure, man. And also it's like, yeah, it's just, you're also like, as well, like the wedding-wise. Like in terms of, because with Vic, when this was planned, like, I feel like when this was first mentioned, I don't think you would have been able to do one that quick, would you? Stag-wise. What do you mean? Like, I don't know what I mean. But it's not too late. You can do one for sure. Would you trust Freezy to do one for you? Yeah, I would. Freezy, like really, he made it very,

there's a couple of things here that take the piss out of it, but ultimately it was- - It'd be hard for anyone to top it, I think, organization wise. I mean, I honestly say most people would say like, "Freeza, can you do mine? Can you do mine? Can you do mine? He's gonna be hot. He might start a business now, organizing stacks."

I reckon he won't do it again. He'll be like, no, man, this is too much. It was sick though. Like it turned out really nice. Yeah. Yeah. So I can imagine for him, he's like, he put a shift on him as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So where it's like, oh, okay, this is now happening. All right. And a lot of stuff went wrong and stuff like the boat pulled out last second. Um, some of the night outs almost didn't happen. Um, but I think he did a sick job. And,

he'll do another one and everyone will go oh the last one was a bit better yeah that's just like it's not well that's that's wednesday as well but wednesday now as well i wish that um i would say i wish that no yeah we were saying we want everyone to get engaged now so we can do more stacks and then we were saying what what we should do is people should get engaged then call it off so get engaged go on a stag and call it off get engaged yeah

But by the way, what I will say is having the wedding, your wedding, and then this in like two weeks was sick though. Because like it really like, I feel like it brought everyone together, which hasn't been happening in a while. Harry said that to me when he was drunk. He was like, yeah, I feel like since your wedding, I feel like all the guys have been a lot closer. Well, I feel like, not gonna lie, I feel like recently it's been very tense in that group. Everyone's been like, especially in the group chat, everyone's just been like insulting each other, being like da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da. Where this actually like brought everyone together.

- 'Cause we were calling each other washed. As a group, we're washed. - Yeah. - You guys haven't really got time to go on holiday and hang out properly. Here's a group. - Yeah, not outside of work. - It's just all banter, that's what it is. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, nice. - Sick, man. - This is an advertisement from BetterHelp Therapy Online. So obviously, BetterHelp is a way that you can actually speak to someone. It's really important to do that if you're really busy, if you're caught up in life, you need to take a minute just to talk and clear your mind. And you can do that with a professional and someone who is not gonna judge you on things like your friends would or

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And I saw that the Sidemen video hit 100 million views. Woo! Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Best ever video to hit 100 million views. Yeah, sick. I mean, the next one is like, yeah, 23 million away, so. Yeah, it's cold. I don't think that's getting there. Cold, cold. Is it the video we thought would hit 100 million? What do you think it would be? I mean, once it started getting to 90 million, yes. Yeah, yeah, of course, of course. But when we made it, no. No.

What did you think would be done? Like, if that makes sense. I thought a Tinder. Really? Yeah. I feel like a Tinder's just, because it's also not that long. Like, that video is, it's like two hours or something. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's always a video that people like always bring up, isn't it? People say that's the best as well. They hold it as like the best, right? Yeah. I mean, it would be in my top three, definitely. Yeah, so, so.

Yeah. The more and more I talk about the road trip though across America. Yeah. The more I realize I'd probably put that in my top three videos. That's why JJ's naked. Half of it. That's why.

Oh, yeah, nice. Nice. Now, the American Road Trip, that holiday video, and the Raka Raka video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those three are like my favorite Sidemen videos. Yeah, yeah. Look at that. You're washed, man. Sidemen, Manchester Mews, the lowest amount of views. I was going to say, two of those videos, obviously Raka Raka is a skit. Yeah. The other two, I'm on the bad team for at least the majority. And it is...

That's where you get the best experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're on the bad team for the stag, but actually, I could have been on the good team. Yeah, no, the stag one was a bit of a stinker, I'm going to be honest. The stag video. Yeah. No one knew what team they were on.

- We were the cheap team, we got private jet in the first minute. - He really tried as well. He really tried. - Huh? - Harry really tried that video to organize a good stag. - Well, he only organized his half. - That's what I mean. So the stag, he tried to make it a good one. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, flopped it. - Yeah. - Went to feed ducks and there's no ducks in the pond. - Yours was, it was meant to be cheap, be expensive. - Okay. - So I don't really know how feeding ducks is the expensive team.

Yeah, actually. It was a bit weird. True. Although the boat at the end was the expensive part. Sorry, the boat was the expensive part. Yeah, but it wasn't as expensive as the private jet. Oh, yeah, true. Yeah, maybe. Or shutting down a theme park. Yeah. You guys were probably more expensive. I actually probably was. What is your biggest theory then on why it hit 100 mil? That one in particular. What's the thing? Why did that hit 100 mil? I think... I mean, I just think in terms of content, it is the best video because...

The good team are genuinely so happy to be there because in that time we were like, all right, this isn't just a video. If I'm on the good team, firstly, I don't want to be on the bad team and know my friends are all having the best time of their lives. Secondly, you're like, okay, we have to film a video. All I've got to do is enjoy myself, get a massage, have a nice meal. So they're all super gassed. Our team was...

Who's it's me, Vic and Ethan. And we go to Benidorm. We're all, I think it's because also we're in a very good, like we have very good energy in that. Normally the bad team can get annoyed. Yeah. We all drank. We go around Benidorm, which is a place we never thought we'd go. Yeah.

It's just, I don't know. I don't think there's like a boring moment in it. - I think also it was one of the early like videos of that concept too, right? - Yeah. - So that helps as well. And then also I think once it starts getting a lot of views, those kind of videos carry anyway. Like, you know, a video that's on like 60 million views, it's probably got for a reason. So it's probably gonna keep climbing, climbing, climbing, climbing, you know? - Yeah. - So at that point, obviously it's gonna be hard to drop a new one that goes that high unless it just bangs. And also it's kind of early on in you guys doing "Saturdays and Sundays" anyway, right?

Yeah. If you look at the total time scale. Yeah, in the grand schemes of things it is. But also, yeah, we had just... The Benidorm team was just like free time. So we were able to just get content of us being us. I do think that... With a bit of structure. Yeah, I think because now you've got more pressure to maintain the levels and do certain things and please people like the fans and stuff. But like...

I think it's easy to think a lot on that. The reason you guys make such good videos is just because you just be yourselves or like you just run around with vlog cameras and what happens, happens. But nowadays, I'm including myself in this. I'm not trying to like shit on them. Yeah. Firstly, we make it too structured. This was like the bad team for this. Josh went, here's 10 things.

yeah like you could go to bed at 4am if you want you could go do it in 10 minutes and be done yeah but we were just like let's have a sick night yeah did them all secondly we all vlogged ourselves yeah did we have cameramen on that trip we had no cameramen yeah with one security guard and us three yeah and nowadays i mean i know john hates it no one touches a vlog camera

- And I encourage it. - I think that's because you have the camera man though. - Huh? - Yeah, it's because you have the camera guys to sort it out. - Oh yeah. - But it's also like- - If you didn't, you'd know you have to do vlog. - Yeah, yeah. It's the thought of like running around like, oh, I've got to go film ourselves. - Yeah. - I can't be me because then I'm going to have to go, fuck it. Hey guys, we're doing this. - But then like, but then you were though. You were yourselves. - Yeah, 100%. - Because you have to. - But it was more new and exciting when it like- - Yeah, I get that. - We have done stuff. We have done this for a long time. - Yeah, yeah. - It's always going to happen.

But we did do a video recently that we had to vlog ourselves. Yeah. Meme Olympics. Oh, sick. I think it's gone out this weekend. Sick. Is it good? I'm interested to see. It hasn't gone out yet by the time we're filming this. I'm interested to see how it does because it's a very different concept. Meme Olympics. What was that like? Vic took it. He hosted. Yeah. And he gave us a task. We went to Brighton. We were in pairs. Me and Will. Oh. Me and Will. I think it was Ethan and Harry. Josh and Toby. Yeah.

I think those are the three pairs. Yeah. And he goes, all right, you have to go find a ginger person and do a shot with them. Yeah. Go. First one back gets a gold second. Oh, nice. And yeah, we just go do it. Going and coming back, going and coming back. Nice. Firstly, exhausting. Yeah. Hot day. That's what I'm saying as well. Yeah. Hot day. Yeah. And uh, yeah, it's interesting cause it's like a lot of the times we're like, all right, let's try and just get the task done rather than, uh,

the content yeah and admittedly we probably should just go content 100% yeah but we're all competitive yeah no you are you are that makes it fun though one of them he goes you have to find you have to find someone who is a grandma you have to tell you have to compliment them you have to prove it you have to just you have to actually make that you have to ask yeah you can't just go to an old person and go hello hello are you a grandparent yeah you're nice so well we run out of this building Harry and Ethan go right

they immediately find an old person to go you're a grandparent they say yeah yeah yeah i literally just run into the road and i go is anyone here a grandma and but i don't know how if i even filmed it well yeah yeah yeah just goes raises her hand like really frail yeah and i'm just like you look lovely today and then josh and ethan run uh josh and toby run over and talk to her yeah i'm like i did it yeah yeah i probably should have gone over but did you get a camera

I turned the camera around, but I'm filming from probably about 20 yards away. Yeah, yeah. That's really good. Is it out now? Yeah, this Sunday. Yeah, interesting to see how it does, because if it does well, it's a cool concept to try again. It's a bit of a different format than usual, isn't it? Yeah, just very...

Fast paced. Yeah, but again like probably the reason why I did this well because it was like a fresh had fresh idea at the time So this could be the next fresh idea tinder obviously was I got throughout like Ten of them. Yeah, man, like one of them might do well. Yeah. Yeah, then we rinse that yeah Yeah, like this is for me like and that's me versus one set become like a series now. So I

the rating youtubers and yeah yeah yeah we need to do the reverse still yeah i was doing you youtube yeah yeah yeah yeah i'll do that as well that's interesting yeah i feel like i feel like i was like unsure if that one would do it got one at a time but it dropped right i'm like i'll be honest i was kind of like thinking it wasn't gonna do very well only because it's like obviously the reason the first one did so well is because you guys rank yourselves which is interesting but then like i don't know i feel like people would want to see you guys more

I knew it wouldn't stay 1 because it was against 20v1. Yeah. It's still like 4. Yeah, that's a funny video, man. Very funny. Well, we've also confirmed speed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he did the kick-ups, right? He did. And he did them easy. I've heard that he's getting better at football. Yeah. A lot better. I think he's always been...

like not as bad as he is because if you watch any video of him he'll still miss the ball yeah and I'm like yeah yeah bro's still bro's still good but I think it's really I think Hazard also improved so I called JJ out on this yeah I don't know if you've seen this no JJ said you can play in the charity match if you can do 20 keep ups yeah

I then said, JJ can't say this because he can't do 20 flips. On sidecast, got him to do it. He had, I think it was his fourth attempt. Yeah, something like that. He got 20. But the first attempt, he got one. Okay. Second, he got like 14. Yeah. Third, he got one or two. Then next one, he got 20, but like it hit off a TV and he had to like get in touch. Yeah, yeah. To be fair, sometimes you're like, I don't know, you have the wrong shoes on. What shoes was he wearing? He took his shoes off. Oh, that's probably why.

Well, he tried it with his shoes on and it just flicked away. Okay. But yeah, I'm so excited for the charity match. Yeah, it should be sick. I just want it to go as well as the last one.

Yeah, but if you overthink that too much, it won't. Because you're holding it to that regard. Yeah. And the last one, the reason why the last one probably did so well is because you didn't do it for three years. And you had nothing to compare it to as of late, you know? Yeah. And it was coming out of the pandemic as well. Yeah. Yeah. So if you compare it too much... But the last one was so perfect. But now you've got to stop saying that now. It was at the time, but now you've got to be like, last one was last one, let's focus on the new one. Because if you keep comparing it, you're just going to be like, even if it wasn't...

Something might be different, but it's not as bad. It's just different. You'll think, oh, it's bad because it's different. So I think you should probably like, it's a new game, new year. It's got different teams, maybe different stadiums. I was going to go. Yeah, we need to know if anyone has any recommendations in the comments down below. If you had to pick one person, John, who would you pick?

to be in the in the match who like wasn't there last year i guess right it wasn't there or i'm gonna go kai or xqc let's bring a few more streamers in okay well excuse me he's been diving around his bedroom yeah yeah by the way i love that clip you know when josh is reacting to him because um josh reacts to it and then actually reacts to josh reacting to it and then like i look that's why that's why you don't like you don't you don't like a stream as much do you excuse me stream i love his streams okay okay

I thought you said that's what you and Carl said no oh okay Carl said it I think oh I love Gale XQC I think he's sick so he's just there me and Landon were talking about how he's because he's obviously so XQC's moved to kick 100 mil yeah we were literally like yeah he deserves it yeah yeah okay yeah bless bless yeah so he's watching Josh react and he goes Prescott waves

He just starts talking about Joshua's hair for like five minutes. That's why his streams are so sick though, isn't it? Because like random stuff happens and he just gets clipped and that part is so, yeah. But now as you see, 100 mil moves to kick. Yeah. And a non-exclusive. Non-exclusive as well for two years. So he'll just have to do extra hours basically. Yeah. On kick. Cold, man.

That's nuts. And also, I keep seeing people on Twitter. I've read a bit. But my signal went on the plane. But I was seeing people saying that like, oh, they're never going to recoup. This is stupid. But it doesn't matter. It's not a cost they're trying to recoup. They won't recoup that. They'll make 100 mil over time. What?

I think that he's not getting 100 mil. Oh. I think he's getting 100... I may be completely wrong and maybe the big chat is shit, but I think he gets 100 mil, but a huge part of that is to bet on stake. Yeah, it could be. And then he won't get to keep it. Yeah. Like afterwards. He'll get to keep any winnings he gets. But even still, he's probably getting a lot of money to go. Yeah. So I'm saying more like he'll attract like...

Maybe he is getting 100 mil, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He'll attract so many more people. Look at how many people are like talking about it now as well on Twitter, on YouTube. It's like a huge story. So that in itself is like warranting the purchase of him or of his contract to be streaming on kick. And to be fair, kick actually are doing like they're doing well.

They don't even need to do much because Twitch just take themselves down. Twitch is, yeah, Twitch are really huge right now. They just keep saying like, oh, by the way, we're doing this, which fucks you over. Yeah, and then like the new 70-30 split in, which YouTube already has anyway, and Kick has 95-5 anyway on subs. And then to get that, you have to have 350 subs per month.

on a three-month consecutive basis not including gifted or prime which is really hard yeah that's actually really hard and at that point if you have that gifted and prime not being in it is outrageous yeah yeah yeah and i mean i get it but it's just like and it could be a good thing it's a nice incentive it's just like i don't know i feel like i feel like twitch have been too kind of will best

you know and when we are the we are the pedigree and the leader of like gaming and kind of like street live streaming youtube are youtube they're never youtube stream is never really going to take over twitch because it's just different different platform yeah but then kick comes through and kick is pretty much just like just twitch and then obviously their goal at twitch kick is probably to promote steak be honest so it's like their goal is not even to

They can do everything that Twitch can't do very well because they don't care. Twitch must have internal, we can't do this, we can't do that. Kik just don't care. So they'll do everything that Twitch can't do and just do it. And the community are like, well, I think Kik for small streamers is so much better at the start because they're just earning more money. Yeah. Even for big streamers, realistically. Yeah, yeah. It seems like it's just better in general. Yeah. It's just the only thing for the reason I'm not there is purely...

If I move, would people come over? Yeah. But I think that's an important part of the way for a lot of people. I think what they should be doing, I don't think anyone out there should be putting their eggs into one basket in terms of like, remember that the streamers are the, I guess you are, I'll say you as in the streamer, you are the reason people watch you, right? So you shouldn't rely on YouTube or Twitch or kick or whatever to actually,

be your brand obviously you have followers there yeah but i'm saying you have to have your own audience you have to cater to your audience and community you have to put work in to build your community rather than relying on these platforms so obviously like if you've got 100k on twitch and you've got 10k on kick you're obviously not gonna get as many viewers but if you have an actual dedicated viewership and a dedicated audience they will move regardless because they're watching you for a reason yeah it's just certain people have like proper

habits to go on Twitch. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah, of course, of course. - I haven't actually ever gone on kick. - Yeah, yeah. - Purely because I just like, it's just habit. I load Twitch and if there's not someone I like on there, there might be someone I like over on kick, but I just, I don't go on there for some reason. - Yeah, yeah, but if you have actually, if someone who's a streamer is like a really sick community and you're part of that, you go, you would go, right? If you have someone that you all love watching. - Yeah, you'd have to be, yeah. - We don't watch that stream that much. - I watch streams.

You're not like in one person's chat like every day. So whenever, say like when, when XTC goes live and like,

the people who watch every every minute of every stream yeah kind of people i mean i'm in like fifa kill stream yeah yeah literally like five hours a day okay yeah i remember you also just watch um these dons uh uh yeah that was a long time ago and there were different people but i also the same guy oh yeah they're the same green screen in the corner big beard man yeah yeah i did better yeah i didn't watch it much yeah which is a background yeah

But yeah, Kick, give me some money. - Obviously a lot of people are like, a lot of people are skeptical 'cause like Aiden is like a big face of it and he says controversial things and Kick do controversial things as well. But I don't know, I feel like this day and age that stuff works marketing wise. Like look at what's his, I don't know, Mizzy. - Yeah. - Like obviously everything he's doing is really annoying but he knows that he's playing his card right 'cause he's just getting out there.

And sadly, that's what gets views. Crazy shit. I saw, I got like two TikToks over the last week of Aiden Ross basically giving people stuff. Yeah. One was his, he went to his bodyguard. This could be really old, but he went to his, I think it was like his bodyguard was having a baby or something like with his girlfriend, wife, whatever. Yeah. Or like his boyfriend's brother or something like that. Yeah. And he just walks around and he's basically like,

Like thanks for accepting me into the family kind of thing. Here's 10 grand. Mad. Goes to the next person. I got 10 grand for you too. Yeah. I got 10 grand for you too. Yeah. Stuff like that. And then one that was new is, I don't know the guy's name, but there's a streamer who Aiden's talked to before or something that was a big fan of Aiden. Yeah. And Aiden just turns up at his house, gives him like a sign LeBron ball. Yeah. And basically goes,

you're now officially like signed to kick did he give him 10 grand as well I didn't see that possibly he's with his mum yeah I saw that one I think I saw that one he's literally just like yeah you're now signed to kick you're gonna get paid every month like hourly yeah that's sick as well by the way yeah all the comments are just like I don't even like Aiden but this is a huge dub yeah I don't know I feel like

I mean, I don't know. People just say crazy shit sometimes, but... But they're doing the right thing in terms of moving. Like Kick is actually dubbing up. I think at first everyone thought, oh man, it's just like another copy or another streaming site. It's going to fail. But they actually are really smart from what they're doing. And then, you know... It went from copy to...

just outrageous and it's like you only go to kick if you want to say stuff that shouldn't be said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then now they're also actually getting rid of that. Also, I think it got a little bit like... I think that got a little bit out of hand because I think people...

that started spreading. It still wasn't the case. They're still banning people. They're still like getting rid of people, but they were maybe allowing a little bit more, you know? But also now, they just are making it better for streamers. And at the end of the day, like all these platforms, YouTube, the reason YouTube killed the game, honestly, is because the partner program, that's the only reason they actually went crazy. Because they're saying, that's what a partner program is.

That's what affiliate is. You literally promote our website, like YouTube, and in return, we'll give you a split of their earnings. So that's why YouTube went so big, and that's why people want to make YouTube videos. It's the same on Twitch. People want to stream because they want to earn a living. And I think...

Recently, Twitch have been a bit more like, okay, we're the reason you guys have got a career. - Yeah, 100%. - When actually, nah, the streamers are the reason you guys have got a website. And then, Kik come through and they just make everything beneficial for the streamer. And even if they're losing money on their end, they're making it back somehow with their scheme or whatever they're planning. But at least the person streaming who has got to work and have to pay rent, pay their bills,

He's getting more of that cut than he would be on Twitch. Well, they also like Twitch is owned by Amazon. Yeah. Yeah. So as much as, you know, you can go like, oh, you know, the streamers are the ones that made Twitch. Yeah.

Amazon don't care bro yeah and also that's what they get like they don't need they don't need anyone they don't need Twitch they can shut it down tomorrow Amazon should just subsidise it all Amazon should just take a loss on Twitch but make it up in another way like yeah link I don't know about Amazon Prime but link it in other ways man I don't know how but like make it make it like a sick connection it used to be that really sick thing of like well it wasn't that sick but

You could watch an Amazon Prime thing and if your subs have Amazon Prime... Watch with you. They can watch it with you. But then that just disappeared. Yeah. And then Amazon Prime also got football matches. Football, yeah. And I remember being hit up about... They were like, oh, do you want to watch this match? Yeah. But it was like Stoke versus Forest or something. Something rubbish. Yeah, yeah. And I was kind of there like, not really, but...

I could be down. It's a cool thing to do. I can just watch football on stream. And then they were like, okay, well, you're not allowed to swear. You're not allowed to talk badly about anything that happens. And I'm like, all right. So if the commentator says something stupid, I'm going to laugh at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there was just so many things. I have to stop before the game and at halftime to do like a shout out to thank Amazon. I was like...

This is a brand deal without, all you want to do is watch football and that's it. And you'll still promote them by doing that. Cause I'll be in the corner everywhere. I'll still be like, even if they just said, you have to just say, I'm watching an Amazon prime. Yeah. Yeah. Just that.

I might be wrong here as well by the way I'm not changing the subject too much I saw Pokemon saying that like because there's this thing going around and it's true I think where that like kick is run off Twitch right like apparently like the player or and like the way the infrastructure works is the same as Twitch I mean it does can you load kick quick but I think I might be wrong here but I think what I think what it is I think like Amazon web services like the servers I think they I don't know they host on kick but obviously it's not it's not a case that like

I mean, that is Twitch. Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, of course, visually. But I'm saying more like, obviously, like, if...

Kick was solely ran on twitch as that infrastructure twitch can just show you down then but it's not the case. I can't do that Yeah, I can't be that there's viewers on there mate. Uh, well, they literally had to do see kick it down No, they had to um as dj kyle would say buy more servers because they got 50 times their users went by 50 times Apparently there's actually a thing actually sees cake that cake them. Can you go on? What's something I watch trying to think of any games overwatch

What wasn't there actually okay 3,000 viewers I wasn't I was more wasn't do you Yeah, yeah, but I thought he would have moved on to like Like ranks and shit. He plays ranked warzone. Do you play wasn't that I

I just watch it I don't like watch him like I don't yeah sometimes I do just actually watch it but yeah a lot of the time I'll just have a stream up and I'll like play over watch it I might watch it because I miss I miss Warzone well he went through the reason I watched a lot of him was because he we still need to get one here by the way yeah the reason I watched a lot of him recently was because he was doing ranked and he got to he was third in the world

He's unreal. And he's literally just there. He was averaging. I think he did something like he averaged 13 hours a day for like two months. Something stupid like that. I was like, this is more than fucking people that do subathons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. True, true, true. Literally. This is just like a nuts amount. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Although, look, GTRP, I should bring Don Dolph back only on kick. Yeah? I should do, actually. Yeah, no, this is nuts. I never actually like...

- I love how it's like just green. Like it's just like, it doesn't make any difference. But I'm saying like the purple on Twitch is just green now. - So revenue split. - Yeah 95, yeah. - 95, five affiliate status. You can get it with fewer requirements. Gambling content you can do. I mean, saying it's creative friendly doesn't mean much. - I remember that a lot of people on Twitch were 70, 30, right? With like revenue.

Were they? Yeah. Like someone had, someone had like contracts and I thought that was partner. I thought, I thought partners get 70, 30. No partners get 50, 50. So I thought, yeah, I thought affiliates 50, 50 and partners 70, 30. The bigger creators get 70, 30. Yeah. Yeah. And then they limited that now with the 100k thingy or whatever. But then also that's, I don't really get the difference between partner and affiliate then. Cause like you work so hard, get partner, you get badge. Yeah. And go to TwitchCon. That's it. And have a badge again. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like you should like get some done. Yeah.

And I think that's why A lot of people Stay for the reason Who got A lot of people who actually Got affiliate or partner or whatever Yeah Thought that was a thing as well Yeah yeah yeah And then they found out it wasn't Yeah And I think also Because it's so hard to get affiliate And then so hard to get A partner on Twitch That's probably why people stay more Because they're like I've worked so hard to get a partner Why would I leave now But I don't know I mean If Twitch can bring it back Then cool But I'd love to move to kick But

Why would I? I don't know. You have to move. You could just do both. Sometimes stream on Kik, sometimes stream on Twitch. At this point though, I'm literally streaming enough to, like I stream twice in the last like three weeks. You could do one React stream on Kik. Yeah, but you did get married and then go on a stag do. Yeah, but like my reasoning for streaming now is like, first thing, I do enjoy it. But secondly, I get videos for my clips channel.

So I don't have that much time to just kind of, like, I don't just sit and play games anymore. I mean, when you do the Twitch, do you edit for the clips channel on VOD or do you record it?

VOD VOD okay I was gonna say you could just do a one and then on kick see how it goes but I guess you want to interact with them don't you on kick yeah when you're reacting I guess you're not interacting as much no I react I interact a lot oh sick yeah um I was gonna say that um I think you should do a stag or a birthday same thing actually because it's your birthday boy so everyone's cool it's also Josh's birthday around my birthday nah he can do his own

Do a joint birthday. Do a joint birthday. Nah, but he would have a very different idea. Okay, we'll do a trip. Find a place that you both could agree on, like a location. And then one day is him, one day is you. Or two days is him, one day is you. So you get to do whatever you want in those two days. And he gets to do whatever he wants in those two days. What about a LAN party at a massive villa somewhere? I'm going to tell you some information after this.

- Oh. - It's nothing mad. It's just your go. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - The dates. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's all. As in think about the dates. - Yeah, I know, I know. - Yeah. - But it's not, on your birthday, if we just put your birthday, you know? - True. - Do it in, mate, do it in December. - I can't delay my birthday by two months and a stag do by like a year. - You're a busy man. - Ah! - You're a busy man. - Busy man. - Are you doing a honeymoon? - Yes. - And that's being delayed.

No, a honeymoon doesn't always have to be straight after. Nor does a birthday party. Nor does this thing. Let's go. Okay, I'll have my 21st birthday party next week. Yeah! It's the 21st, we're gonna be fucking... Sashel. Sashel? Sash. Hit a sash? He did. It went really small. Yeah, I think it was Lux. Lux just did it up so it was tiny. Um...

Yeah I think that's it I think that's it Honestly I'm sorry if this has been terrible But we As I said We came We're both hungover Straight after yeah Both knackered Yeah We were in David We were inside David Guetta last night And Feels good man That's exactly how it sounds

I was just, it got to about four. Yeah. I just, I was looking at the clock. I was like, I know we have to get up. Yeah. Yeah. Four hours. Mate, I did not set an alarm. Right. And I just randomly woke up at eight o'clock. That's lucky. Yeah. Especially cause I went better really late anyway. Actually, you know what the funniest moment was? Josh getting left.

- Yeah, right. So we have three cars driving us places and we're all in them and we're left. And then like, you're in a different car to me, right? At that point. - Yeah, we were like 20 minutes away from them. - We set off, he didn't understand that. I was like 15, 20 minutes gone. There's a group in the chat saying, you man left me. - He says, you man left me? - Everyone's crazy. It's because everyone would have assumed that he was in their car. - So well, like my car was full. So yeah, you'd have thought, oh, Josh, we had like,

Well we had 14 people And there was I think there was like 15 seats Or something like that Yeah yeah yeah So it's like One car was always Going to have a space Yeah But

Like my car was full. So I'm thinking he can't come in here. He's in one of the others. Yeah. Yeah. We just see he left me. But in my head, I'm thinking, bro, it's been 20 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. We all said like go shower and then meet back. And most people did that and then left. We set a time as well. We always set a time. Yeah. We always said like, all right, at 20 past, we'll leave then. Him and Freezy for some reason, I think they shared each other's shower or something. So like they were...

Something happened Well Freezy was in the RV So Freezy used Josh's Yeah yeah yeah But then I know They both did something That meant they were Going to have a shower later Maybe they went in the pool Or something Yeah So anyway Yeah then Josh just Yeah That was a good moment Then we went back Got him And went back again Yeah He still made it So it's But yeah That's it for today Sorry for us That's been a good one It's been a good one I reckon I'm so tired Yeah I'm going to sleep I've got to drive back now Well I'm not driving But I'm in the car

Yeah. Damn. Yeah. But thanks guys for watching. And we'll be back next week to talk about Simon's stag that's happening this next week. Yeah. He's just decided telepathically. Bye.