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- This is like his big chance. And I kept thinking that like, have I up here? - I'd want to see that fight. - It was funny, we're doing content. Tennessee's shaking. - If I give you a meal and don't die, it might be all right. - All my life I got hate. When I was a child. - In 15 times worth of phone calls, you haven't sunk. - No, right, let's get deep. - We're asking a lot of questions we don't want answers to.

What's good?

To be fair, you go back. Can we get the thumbnails? No, you don't have to do that. You can see the progression. Yeah, that's what we've seen this morning. It's been really nice. We've had you on through your whole life. Not whole era. Whole life. It's both. But yeah, it's weird.

man i think last time this one is a horror last time we had you you're like almost final form but i feel like now you're your final form not saying that you'd let you didn't you're finished you know i hear it tattoo is new yeah yeah i'm getting more haircut is better than it was before for sure remember i was i was grilling you no it's the head shape yeah so this just covers the head nice nice nice yeah but you were starting to grow the mullet last time was i i think so it wasn't quite there yet

Oh my god. That one. So that's the first one. Yeah, no, to be fair, the top one, that's a normal looking bloke-ish. That last time I won, seven months ago. Yeah. That's a normal looking man. But it's looking better now. Two years ago, it was fucked. That's not right. I reckon it's more close to three years. The fact that that's only, it must be. That's just not right, man. Can you click the description? Was that almost three years ago?

- October 21st. - Oh, it's closer. YouTube always does that. It's always like two years and it's actually like two years and 11 months. - Yeah. Well it's October so it's not. - No, I know. I actually can't do like mental rhythm tape that much. I can't work out what that is. - How many fucking ads are there?

Well, we should have three more. But no, it's great to have you back on. Mate, it's a pleasure. First time on a new set. First time on a new set, exactly. I like this a lot. This feels really chill, man. Mate, it looks better than it feels as well. Oh my god, what a gremlin. I love the podcast. That's when we texted your mum, isn't it? That is when you texted my mum. How is Mother Aaron? She's chilling, man. She fucking hates you. Because you called her a camel!

Wait, what? He called her a camel. What? And she doesn't let that... No, Simon called my mum a camel. And she ain't letting that fucking slide. Does she actually hate me? No. No, of course not. No, but she's like, oh, wait until I see Simon. I think I've seen her since then, though. And probably, did she reference it? Yeah. What did you say? Can we get a glass of water? Because camels hold water. Randy. Yeah, come on. Randy, don't fucking... Randy. Yeah, yeah.

You should be going to Glendon. Technically, you've just called her a camel. Yeah, you literally just gaslighted it. She is not a camel. She is a lovely woman. I was just playing along with the joke. Too late, Simon. Too late. You laid your bed. Fucking laid it. Yeah. No, she's calm. She's happy. She's very nice, mate. Don't worry. How often do you see her now? I try... You were living with her at that point. Now you've moved out. Oh, that's very true. I'm now a...

I'm now a homeowner. - Yeah. - That's not true though. I'm renting. - Oh. - It's not true. - No, I'm a rent owner. - Nice, nice. Wait, so how long is it since you've moved out? - The rent boy.

Whoa, that can't go in. That can't go in. I don't know what that means. You don't want to know. Since January. Just after that maybe. After that, I said, fuck it, I'm dipping. So six months. Nice. Six months. I love it, man. Yeah? I love it.

Like, genuinely. Don't get me wrong, I miss them. Yeah. You know, sometimes I'm like, shit, my mum knows how to do that and I fucking don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I can't lie, Tennessee helps way too much. Yeah. Like, she's working overtime, mate. Because, don't get me wrong, I will...

I do the bins. Okay. That for me, I do not feel happy letting her do that, but I'm more than that. Hey, you washing? Go for it if you want. I'll do the dishes as well. I'll do the dishes. Yeah. Okay. I'll wash the dishes. I'll make the bed. I'll put the bins out. Nice.

No dishwasher? Or do you mean that? We have a dishwasher, but I kind of like washing up. Fair, fair. I really like washing up. I find that weird. JJ was the same way. I like washing up. I mean, it is quite fun, like therapeutic, because you kind of get a bit of time to yourself, put a YouTube video on your phone maybe. That's it, that's it. But I think like, when you get into the swing of a dishwasher, it feels like you're God. But it feels like you're cheating.

- Do you know what I mean? Just whack it in the dishwasher and it's done. Someone else doing it for you. I'd rather- - But if you're still loading the dishwasher. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 'Cause I'd rather eat off plates I know, yeah, I fucking cleaned it. - Okay fair. - Not some other dishwasher. - You're like, I would rather eat off a plate I know that that's cleaned it rather than you. - A machine. - This is the difference between someone who went to private school and someone who didn't. - Would you rather eat off a plate that he's cleaned? - No.

- But no, but I've manually cleaned it, not a machine. - But listen, when you get into a rhythm, like you just finish your food, put it in dishwasher, and you stack it all perfectly. - Yeah, but that just takes ages. You have to wait a whole day. - That's what I'm saying. - Of course you do. You have to wait 90 minutes. Eco clean is 90 minutes. - That's not a whole day. - 90 minutes. What happens if, right, I have dinner. In 90 minutes, fuck, I'm hungry. I want a fruit bowl. - Well, get more than one fork.

A fruit bowl? You have more than... You don't eat your dinner in a bowl. Yeah, no, I have it in a bowl. Okay, you own more than one bowl. Sometimes. How'd you cut your hair then? What the fuck, Simon? What the fuck? You said my hair kind of got better since last time. Are you arguing with me?

- But now once you have finished your food for the day, load it on your dishwasher, by the morning it's all ready. - Yeah, literally. - If you just fucking clean it right then, it's all ready. You ain't got to sleep on it. You're sleeping on it. - He's washing one bowl. - I'm not, I'm not. I've got like utensils and shit for a family. - I hate the things, I hate washing utensils. I don't mind washing a bowl. - I love watching utensils. - I agree. - I hate some bowls. - Spoon, spoon I hear it. Spoon's bad 'cause the water splashes.

Forks and that, fucking hell, it's light work. Spoons, they always splash on me. - Yeah, spoon wrong angle, fucking wrong. - No, that happens. Forks and that, light work, mate. I fucking love speaking about shit like this. - Oh, sorry, sorry. - Not for real. - Sorry, not for fuck, fine. But I'm talking about like the- - Spoon. - Like a whisk. - Yeah, a whisk or like a- - I don't do any of that shit. - No, neither do I, but- - What's the flat one called? - A spatula. - Yeah, I hate them ones 'cause the egg gets stuck to it. - They're calm. - Nah, 'cause they got holes in it. Just put it in a dish or shit. - But like recently, Euro's been on, right? - Yeah.

Eat just before it, whack it in the dishwasher, game ends, dishwasher's done. That's a good point. Yeah, 90 minutes is a football game as well. Yeah, that's fair enough. How about washing the clothes? He doesn't do that. Sometimes, but I didn't realise how many fucking rules there were. Yeah, that's a little bit hard. Hear me out. I knew, cool, darks, lights. I'm not an idiot. Then 10 goes, you can't put colours in with the lights. I'm like...

As in like, what's this? This is dark. - Blue. - This is dark. She goes, "No, you can't put colors. It has to be just black." - Well nowadays you can get- - I was like, "Where's the rule book?" - You can get things you put in that helps now. But also like, delicates. The delicates are the tough ones. So like trousers, you know, actual trousers. I put them in and they came out looking like Yoda. - We shrunk our curtains.

- Oh, that's one thing I don't do. I can't iron. - Do you put curtains in the washing machine? - Yeah, 'cause Lilo pissed on them. - So he put them in the dishwasher. - Lilo's a Doug. - You're not done? - No. - I was making conversation. You just fucking excluded me. - Whose podcast is this? - Yeah, fair enough. I'm just a boy. - Go on then. - I said I can't iron. - Ironing is the worst. It's the worst. - You wanted to move away from that. - Buy a steamer.

I hate steamers too. Steamers are so good. They're good, but they are good. You just hang a shirt up and you just literally do this. Yeah. Oh, that sounds quite cool. And it's just a little... What you do then is you put all your clothes in the wardrobe creased and then when you pick your outfit, you take it out. You just steam it. Yeah, it takes like a minute. Or have you seen that thing? Someone showed me. I don't know who it was. You can buy a Samsung...

uh like wardrobe that steams inside it's like self steamer sounds dangerous yeah but you don't sound expensive yeah well you know well two of you are wealthy men hey there you go there's not enough room i was gonna say you're buying that whole thing for five looks like a fucking fridge mate it's not a wardrobe they just steam their shoes yeah

- No, no, no. - And I bet that cost about four grand as well. - You gotta have like 40 of those in your room. - No, no, you just pick out for the next day, whack it in there. - That's fair. - Yeah, thank you. - That was a good argument. You put one outfit in there that you know you're gonna wear. - But weather changes, now what? - Yeah, yeah, so yeah, exactly, exactly. Anyway, you're still living alone now. You enjoy driving, don't you? You enjoy driving?

- I don't know if I enjoy driving. - Oh, you used to have a driver. - I do it so much. You know my car, I've had it for what? A year. Guess how many miles on the bad boy? - No way near. - 80,000. - Fuck off, man. I hate when people overdo it. 'Cause now my number looks shit. - 12,000. - 30,000. - That's actually mad. - 30,000 in a year. - That's mental. That's more than me. - He goes to Nottingham all the time. - Where do you go?

I commute everywhere now. Mate, I'm in my car more than I'm at home. It's fucked. I hate it. - He doesn't like travel any other way. You drive everywhere, right? - I drive everywhere. - As in you don't get trains, you don't do whatever. - I don't mind a train. If I'm going like fucking Manchester, even that, I'd drive to Manchester. But like- - So I mean, you drive everywhere. - It was on a Sunday. It was on a Sunday. The trains are a bit inconsistent. - True. But would you have driven? You'd have driven still. - Yeah, yeah. I like driving. I like just having my own box.

like you take like an hour to get here right i guess yeah did you drive here i drove here of course i drove here but this is actually like 20 minutes for me but i came from training so it wasn't yeah that's that's now the issue mine's 48 000 miles since 2021. that's like three three years yeah so that's what i'm i'm literally doing like

six hours a week. And you complain a lot about it. Yeah. But you probably do like long drives, innit? Yeah, I don't do any of the drives. Mine are just like short. When I'm in London, I'm not driving. I hate driving in London. I do too. I'm going to get a motorbike.

- Don't get my advice. - For real. I'm doing my CBD or whatever it's called. - CPT. - CBT. - I'm doing my CBT in Isle of Man. - Got you. - Isle of Man. - The thing is, I will just say is that how old are you?

22 now. You know that you're not that young, but I feel like it's just a lot of accidents in motorbikes. It starts to be like a dad. No, I hear it. Everyone I've told, they said, don't you fucking dare. My neighbors had to get his leg amputated. I literally witnessed a crash recently. And also, right, I think you're quite like, you like to live on the edge as well. Yeah. So you'd probably give it a go. No, 100% I would. But it's just like filtering. Maybe get like roller skates or something. That'd be safer.

It's just cringe. I just see me down the street. You know what I have been doing recently? When I drive to London, when it starts getting traffic, I just park up and get a line bike. Yeah, cool. Fucking love it. Them fucking green bikes. Jesus Christ, what have we invented, damn. They used to be red.

you'd be red yeah yeah the lime bikes used to be red really yeah lime lime bikes used to be like a lime as in the fruit yes like they used to be red the lime bikes that are green now yeah used to be red disagree well i'll just i'll just show you a photo i'll be with nick you're i think you're thinking of the uber ones the uber now owns lime they're all green now because of that but the uber ones used to be red the lime ones have always been green

Thank you very much, John. You might actually like an idiot. Google it. Google the first generation. This is when they launched in the UK. Nice one, mate. Nice one, Randolph. Okay, I'm going to have to bring the chat up. Hold on, guys. This is really embarrassing. Line bike. Red. So there's a line bike that is red. No, this was the first generation. Line bike. Red.

Like a random, the thing's green. There you go. I don't think these are in London though. Yeah, these aren't the Lime bikes. These are a copy. That's Norfolk, firstly, which doesn't really count. And then. And it's still kind of green. Yeah, Uber Jump on the left. Lime is relaunching Jump. Okay. So it's not Lime. It's Jump. Lime have bought Jump. Sure. So look, it's a Jump bike. Yeah, but sure. There's ones that literally say Lime on it that are red.

They didn't used to be. They didn't used to be. They didn't start out like that. And while they're making them green. If you were red. With Limebike on. Yeah, but you've said Limebikes used to be red. That's what you've said. Some did. No. No, that's a collab. Jump bikes slowly transitioned over to Limegreen bikes. But at some point. Stop being so stubborn. You two be the stubborn ones. Just say sorry and you're calm. You two be the stubborn ones. No, we're not. You've said Limebikes used to be red. They did.

No, and he's shown you the first line bikes and you've gone. No, this is the older generation. Okay, sure Okay, I'm wrong in that sense, but there was some of that were red Well, they're jump bikes that were transitioning over to line bikes. Okay, sure, sure, sure But I'm not a stubborn one. Anyway I can't accept it. Nah. Alright, comments. Remember the conversation we had in the in the bar. Yeah

- Well now you can't put it in, but you meant to just say yes. - That's a defense mechanism. Anyway, you drive a lot, right? - I do. - So you look and I enjoyed the Danny Aaron stories of like pimping your car out. - Yeah. - I feel like any gadget you could get, you got it. Any gadget that worked on Tesla, you had it. - Yeah, I'm trying to get more though. I'm trying to, now it's, I've got, I bought, it's a weird name. It sounds like a joke, but I bought sexy knob.

No, it sounds like, but type in S is sexy, but with a free sexy knob. I bought that, but there's now so many wires in my car that there's nowhere to put the wires. What is it? Can you tell us what it is first? So a sexy knob. Have a guess. You put it in the... Okay. I don't know either. Okay. I don't know. I don't have an idea. So you put it on the center dashboard thing and it's just a knob.

And like you can- Like a cock? No, no, like a door knob. Okay. But not a door knob. A dial. Like a dial that you can like twist. Like, oh, you can control the air con. You know, you can tap it down. It would do shit. It's a good idea. What's wrong with the screen? It's just better. There you go. Look. So you can like, do you know what I mean? So I bought that. Okay. That was the next edition, but it didn't like, didn't, there's no-

There's no more places to plug it in. Can you go sexy buttons, Nick? Yeah, sexy buttons. I've got them. Top left. It's on the screen. I've got them as well. They're just buttons that you click and they do shit. I've got them. I've got one that like turns the air on. I don't like those ones. The knob? No, no, no, no, no. But they're laid out weirdly. They're like attached. You can put them anywhere. So they're all around my car. So I've got one. You can do all of this shit with it.

- Charge port is the one I'd like it for that. - I got the most advanced. - I hate it. You got to go in your app and pop it open. - You know what I mean? - You just tap it. - Yeah, no, you ain't got to do that. On the charger, there's a button and you tap it and it opens. - Not on home chargers. - I don't have a home charger. - Yeah, I know. - Well, I've just tapped the actual thing. - Yeah, you can. - You get out of your car, it logs. You can't tap it anymore.

- How does your car lock when you're just outside your car? - My phone, I don't have a key. - Same. - You're within seven centimeters of the car. - I know, but it locks. - Can I tell you my favorite feature? 'Cause normally people don't know how to open the doors, yeah? So I've got now Bluetooth. So when I walk up to the car, all the handles open. - Nice. - It's fucking cool, man. I love it. But I go through weird phases.

Well, I love it. Like right now, I love it. Mate, yous are having the most relatable conversation ever. No, no, no. Actually, it's about to get a lot less relatable. Just because it's Tesla doesn't mean like people, loads of people get it for their cars. Yeah. You know? Yeah. But I don't, like I go through phases where I want a Tesla. I love it. I'm like, fuck it. I just want an R8. Do you know what I mean? And like at least once every two weeks, I go and buy it, call up my insurance, ask for them to change it.

Then what? You don't do it? No, they don't let me. Oh, okay. I was going to say, how many R8s do you have now? No, so like every two weeks I say, what about now? But apparently it's really bad. Apparently the more you ask the insurance, the more they know how needy you are and they just keep increasing it. That works in everything in life. That's true. Supply and demand. They're also changing the congestion charge soon in London, so electric cars have to pay it.

What? That's bullshit. 2025, December. That's bullshit. That doesn't make sense. End of next year, so you may as well get out. But we don't have congestion. We're electric. No, congestion's about how busy it is. What's congestion? Like how... Like you, Les, and that. No. No, how many cars there are in the area. Well, I can't fucking help that, can I? Well, you can. You can by not driving. By not driving. It's not my phone, is it? Yeah, that's why you've got to pay for the pleasure to drive. I've got to pay to already have my car that I pay for already. It does help, though, because imagine if without it, there'd be so many more cars in London, obviously, but like...

It does help. Fair enough. Yeah, London's fucking bullshit, mate. Yeah. Hate driving in it. Well, rough point here. We have to address it. What? England game. Oh. Yeah. Where were you?

Oh, I went to, oh mate, I fucking loved it, you know. I went to the O2. Hold on, hold on, hold on. We lost. No, but I've been completely transparent. I don't give a fuck about football. I was more so happy, like, the environment. Like, I went to talk a social. Yeah. I can't lie, I was like panicking because I was like, fuck, it's the final. I'm so bad and it's something I need to work on with like planning. Didn't realise there's a shit you've got to like,

Yeah. So I was like, I just DM'd them, please, can I come in? Fuck it, we'll squeeze you in. So me and the missus went to like the O2 thing. It was fucking great, man. Just with a bunch of geezers, four or so shots. I didn't drink. They did look at me quite...

You know, they looked down on me, but they said fair play for not cracking. But yeah, they bought us all shots. I bought them shots. We were just fucking geezers, mate. We were just fucking geezers. Tennessee loved it. I just want to go every game now. Obviously we lost in it. Like we'd lost. It was bad. Like it ended on a bad cause everyone was sad. There was fights. Yeah.

If we want, oh my God. - Hold on, I'm very conflicted because you don't care, but you loved it. - No, I loved the atmosphere. - I loved the atmosphere. - Sure, sure. - I loved the atmosphere. - Sure, sure. - I wasn't like, oh fuck, really wanted to win. I'm not, I would have been happy 'cause other people would have been happy, but it's not gonna affect me. - Sure. - Do you know what I mean? - I mean, I'll be honest, obviously I'm really good, but I was saying to you lot, it was worse Italy.

I was like done for a week yeah I was mad at everyone that was yeah fair enough yeah we went yeah I saw wasn't yeah yeah I'm happy I didn't go I got offered a ticket but then again it's just I can't plan yeah yeah they they asked me oh what flights do you want there's no flights no no they had flights but I was like I just leave it way too last minute so I was gone now no there was well yeah they offered me the flights and I was like oh I'll think about it

By the time I thought about it, I was like, oh, it's gone. Yeah, but a lot of people who had the last minute decision to go couldn't fly. My mate just got home at 11 in the morning today. Drove back, right? He drove there. He left on Saturday. Yeah. Well, no. He left on Saturday to get to the game. Then he left just after the game. He just got back at 11 in the morning Tuesday. Yeah. How is that possible? It took him 24 hours. That's right, that's right.

because he drove Sunday night to Tuesday morning no for real I'm being dead serious that's 39 hours Simon I'm about to make it so much worse he drove in his Tesla why is it worse not the Tesla charging charging charging Tesla that I bought him

Sick. Weird flex, but okay. They're actually not expensive. You can get them quite... Honestly. Well, that's the point of the Model 3. The whole point of it is that it's more of like a... Well, when you say it's not expensive, guys, it's also comparable to an all-car. Relatively speaking. Yeah, yeah, of course. You see a Tesla. Back in the day, I always thought, fucking hell, you're rich. They're just...

I mean, you can get a nice, you can get a better, I'm being careful. You can get like a BMW fat nose M3 or some bullshit for the same price now. You can get a Tesla like relatively cheaply if you find one that was like a rental car and stuff. Oh wow. Yeah. Cool. Did you know there was, did you know?

There's a Tesla, there's a taxi driver that does airport runs. He has the original 2016 Tesla, 430,000 miles on it. Wow. And he's not replaced a battery once. That's mad. The battery is lasted, they say...

five maybe 15 years maximum he's done 400 000 miles on that bad boy so the original ones have free electricity top-ups yeah yeah that's it that's it he doesn't pay for charging nothing like that he loves it man wow didn't vick have one of the original ones yeah he did right damn oh bless him mine wasn't one of the originals but no

I remember Vic took me in his one once, and I was like, wow, this is so cool. It's really cool, but the novelty wears off, innit? I think, yeah, but again, a Model 3, a Model S was pretty cool. Well, no, the X was pretty cool. The X was so cool. I'm sure it sold loads. Yeah. I sold that, though. But I wouldn't mind... You were great. You can't buy one now. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, shit. I was going to try and buy one, and I could only buy it from Germany, and it was...

left hand drive oh fuck that yeah couldn't you buy a second hand one of yours find one but most likely yeah yeah yeah you're a new feeling i guess yeah um i wouldn't mind driving to the game and if you won you wouldn't mind driving back but losing that's it oh my god issue going back when you know your losses like obviously shout out jay jay for taking well the jet but like but even that with in terms of flights we flew saturday and we had to fly to

Brownsvig or something like that. In Belgium? No, near Wolfsburg. Two and a half hour drive to Berlin. But considering you're getting a private jet, you think... Yeah, just fucking land on a stadium, innit? You made a rules, mate. You made a rules. It's mad that on the way back, every time we do that kind of thing, I'm at my house, my flat, like, wow, I'm back now.

That is how life works. No, no. I made it home. I'm home. You come back through Heathrow, you go through all the security and you get your car back and it's just like, you feel very groggy. Whereas I was kind of like, very strange, I'm just in my house now. That's a good point. Yeah, you don't got to do the passport shit. Yeah, yeah. Wait for your luggage. I fucking hate that.

i hate oh mate i hate it you know every time i've gone away i've never brought my luggage once i feel like you're i feel like you're someone that likes traveling there i can't stand really i cannot stand it i love with a backpack it makes it so much better doesn't it no yeah that it helps yeah like i've never gone on a holiday and brought suitcase never on my life never backpack what's the longest you've been away a week

He didn't take a suitcase. Harry said he did an Australian with a backpack to be fair. Yeah, but Harry, I don't know. He's a simple man. He's a simple man. You watch through videos and you're like, he's actually wearing the same t-shirt six days in a row. Yeah, isn't that weird, John? Yeah, John wearing the same fucking, same outfit he wore yesterday. Robert, what are you talking about? These are fresh pants. The same outfit. They're just inside out, aren't they? No, no, Adam happened to find some in the studio.

Where do you sleep here? Is there a bed? Well, if anyone who we rent the building from is watching, I don't. Of course. I would sleep on the couch.

So is that legal? He just naps. Wait, that's surely... Is that not... That's fine, though. It's fine, it's fine. When I was moving, I considered just buying a studio and living in it. Yeah, you could do that. But that's completely legal, isn't it? Yeah, as long as you can. No, mate, why not? It's 24-7 access. There are people living in this building.

Really? I've clocked him from being here for a silly hour. Fucking snitch on him. Let's change this discussion. By the way, can I just bring one thing up? You know, when I mentioned that the gift of money from JJ to Deja would be tax-free, the comments all said it's true. They agree with me. Well, I saw half and half. Wait, why would it be? He's saying because it's a gift. A gift is tax-free. I always thought that. But you can't just... Like, I can't just...

There's got to be technicalities when it's seven figures. Yeah, you can't just give someone a million. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not going to lie. I have since also looked this up. My dad seems to think the same as Randy. And I looked online and it is mixed. I cannot follow. We need like a tax consultant. Should I ask my dad? Do it. He's a banker. Or he was a banker.

I don't know if a bank could. No, that's true. I feel like it's more accountancy. Let me just ask. He switched on though. He does all my money. I've got no idea. Hello, mate. How's it going? I just want a quick question. If I gift some more money in the UK to a family member or a friend, say of value of a million pounds, is that tax free or is there any sort of like limitation there? Make sure you like reply quite quickly. I don't want jargon.

Or is it jargon? Jargon. Well, no, but shortening it. That's AI. That's AI? He said, hello, mate. How's it going? Chat GBT. To be fair, it's put back, hey, if you give someone a million in the UK, it's not entirely tax-free. There's something called the annual gift allowance, okay, which is £3,000 per year without any tax. I think that's what Nick said. Yeah, £2,000. For anything above that, like your million pounds, it could be subject to inheritance tax if you die within seven years of making the gift.

The tax rate decreases the longer you live after giving the gift. So there are limits and potentially taxes involved. So it sounds like... Sounds like no one knows. Yeah, so if I give you a mil and don't die, it might be all right. But sure, hear me out. Would you not just withdraw a million pounds in cash and give it to him? Because then he ain't got to pay taxes. Well, that is fraud then. Yeah, that's fraud. That's not fraud.

That's literally def- that's literally fraud. Off the record. That's what fraud is. Off the record. No one's gone, no. Literally describing fraud. I've never done that. You've never withdrawn a million pounds in cash? No. No. On a real, how do you withdraw cash these days? Is it bank? ATMs, innit? No, I need to get like a decent amount. ATM. Okay. Can you withdraw? Or no, you have to go to the bank. Yeah. Can you withdraw from PayPal? Cash? Cash.

- I have no idea. - We'll figure out later. - If you really need to withdraw like serious amounts, you actually need to contact the bank in advance 'cause banks don't hold that much money. - Anymore, yeah. - Good point. - Hanging a hit man or something? - No, no, no. It's a present for you. - Oh. - It's just cash. I was gonna ask you, it's gone. I'm gonna sip my coffee now. You can try. I wanna ask you about Sidemen Hide and Seek. - Yeah.

Oh, sorry. Oh, yeah. Oh, please don't. No, Simon, it's too soon. Right. So what happened? Because from my side...

I've gone in the helicopter. I've seen you and Ten on the beach. Yeah. And I've started shouting down this mic going, I see them on the beach. Someone come over here. They're under here. And you don't look that panicked. You just look it up. I'm chilling. And then eventually it comes through and I can hear Jamie going, they're in a timeout. Yeah. They got stuck in quicksand. Something like that. So when I land, I come over and I'm like, what happened? They went into quicksand. Yeah. They thought they were going to die. Mm-hmm.

and we gave them a timeout so they could recover. We had a minute, man. We had a minute. So what happened? Because now that the edit's been looked at, it was just mud. It was so crazy. No, it was so crazy that everyone was saying, what, did you go out and record? I was like, yeah, wait until you see the footage. Nah, look.

At the time, I thought it was actually quicksand. And you're not deep in. We are on a fucking island by ourselves at this point because there was no one around us for what we knew. There was no one around us. Yeah.

I was fully under the impression it was quicksand. Okay? Fully under the impression. I fucking hate quicksand. I have an erratic fear of it. As in like, from what you've seen on movies and shit? Since a child. I'd never want to go anywhere near it. Okay? So I was like, oh my fucking God, it's my worst nightmare. Then, that was fine. Okay, cool. It was kind of, it was funny. We're doing content. Tennessee's shaking. And she's gone, fuck it. Okay, I remember they said...

Any issues, just phone the admin of the group. And I still don't know where this fucking admin is, by the way, because he weren't here yesterday when I was here. I'm still trying to fucking find him, right? Who is it? Who's the admin? I don't know. All I know is it's a male. All right? That's what I asked. So Tennessee is phoning this administrator. I think it's James. Might be. It would be James. Might be. You know? Yeah. Anyway, she's phoning him.

15 times no answer so now we're like fuck this is real we are stranded we're not getting we're not getting we're not getting answered you phone 15 times 15 times and in 15 times worth of phone calls you haven't sunk no but we're shaking we're shaking no but and then they finally answer and they're like oh yeah you got immunity come come back bless yeah bless i fucking milk that shit

Mate, I had immunity for three hours. I know. Three hours. Immunity. No, but I'll be honest. What they don't show... That is fucking quick, Sam, by the way. My shoe is still in there to its day. I'm not joking. My shoe is stuck in there. What did you do without it? Like, get a new one? We had to... Yeah, so this is it. I want to say I didn't just stay there for three hours, right?

Is Ten taking a picture of you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It can't be that deep if she's just filming you. No, but you know, it was fun. That is just mud. No, but I left them there. That's just mud. That's not mud. No, what I will say, because I don't think they showed this in the video, they said, look, stay here. There's a Tesco like whatever around the corner, but it wasn't because they had to take a boat to go there. So he said, stay here until we get you new shoes and that. So I stayed there until they got us new shoes. It took three hours. So I was just waiting. I was like, mate,

I was told to wait until you get new shoes. So I wait until I got new shoes. We had like people on hand to help with your mental stability after having a traumatic experience touching mud. No, but come on, man. No, but it was a lot.

If you think it's quicksand, it's quicksand, isn't it? That's what I mean. You're imagining it. You are manifesting it. You give yourself that trauma of quicksand. No, you're spot on. Thanks, mate. But yeah, it was funny. It was scary, but not to the point where we had to wait three hours. You almost made it to the top ten. I did. No, you didn't. I did. Tell you fucking why.

I got found after the text was sent in a group chat that said, on my life. I came over to you. Simon, on my life. On my life. You admitted it on the day to me. Tennessee got caught and then the text got sent in that moment. So from that point, I'm not joking. We can VAR it wherever the fuck you want. In that moment, I got a text, but I didn't check it. But I had a text saying, anyone still playing, make your way to the buzzer. You can't be found.

Buy that and then Harry found me 20 seconds after. I didn't kick off about it because I'd spent three hours immune. I would have. So you didn't make it to the last 10 though? Technically, no, but I should have. Because I came over and I wasn't going to make a fuss. That's right. I came over and you guys had just been found. And I was like, oh, we're not allowed to find people. And you're like, no, we haven't been found yet. We haven't been found. No, but it is what it is. It's funny. So at this moment, when 10 got caught, the text got sent. Legit. The text got sent.

Shit hiding spot as well man. I couldn't fit under the bed So if there was only one button left because you and ten were together the whole time, right? Yeah, so if there was only one button left

- And you and Ten were there. - I'd let her have it. - Really? - No, because I found like- - You think she has a better chance than in the final 10? - Yeah, because I made, if it wasn't for her, I'd have been found fucking, look at me on all the other hide and seek. I get found after 10 seconds. So I was just following her to be honest with you. So I would have let her take the stride. - True, when we played sardines at Harry's house. - Yeah. - No, but the thing is, I hate watching it back 'cause I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? But in the moment I just get,

I just have fun. I'll be just sat in the hospital. I just have fun in it. But then you're like, shit, I was supposed to be playing hide and seek. I just get caught up in it. Don't mean any harm. Yeah, you forget that. That was a fun little one though. The hide and seek one.

- At Harry's house. - Yeah. - Everyone was happy. - That was good, yeah. - But now we've gone like with this style, we're kind of like- - Oh, of course, yeah. - We've stopped going down this route. - Where'd you go from there? - We've got to have 40, 50 people every time. - Yeah. - But everyone's down, isn't it? Everyone's keen. - Yeah, I mean, they won 20 grand each, so. - True that. - Is that tax free? It is, right? Because when you win like the chase and that, it's tax free. - I don't know. - I bet that, I don't know. I don't know if it is.

We're asking a lot of questions we don't want the answer to. I was going to ask you, since you were pre-Danny, the old Danny, and you've started becoming who you are now, transforming, you've attracted a lot more hate. Yeah, that's true. What's your thoughts on that and how you've been combating it? He wants help. No, actually, I want to know. I don't know. I feel like...

I get more hate, but to me it's like, I'm used to it. I don't know how to explain, like you saying I get more hate, I don't recognize that. - That's good. - I think it's just consistent. And it's been that way for like 10 years. - There is something that we've definitely seen about like- - You're 22. - Yeah, I've been doing this since 2010. And on my life I got hate.

When I was a child, when I was 10 years old, the way I look at it is when I was doing it in fucking primary school, kids would hate on me. My friends would hate on me. So if my friends already hated on me, why do I care about strangers? It's true. I'm just used to it. I think I have a tendency to want to reply or address everything. That's the thing I'm quite good at, I think. I just don't care. I don't give a fuck. But...

you get more hate but I recognize I get more love. - Yeah, it's true. - It's easier said than done but just look at the love in it. - Because I think what we've noticed as many years before is like when someone has had a transformation, so Ethan prime example or people like that old version of you and then when you start playing better, it's like underdog is now not an underdog anymore. Before you were like a chunky kid or whatever and now you're cool or doing all this stuff.

You'll see it in the future. You've seen it in the past. It's just what happens, innit? - Yeah. - The way it was. - It's the same with everything. Even music artists. "Oh, I love your old music." Well, what? - Yeah, and when they get too big. "Oh, fuck them, I can't relate anymore." - Yeah, people don't listen to people if they've got more than a million months of followers. - It's just how life works, man. - Listeners. - Well, with you, especially, if you said something,

four years ago where you're like, I'm the best fighter in the world. - Yeah. - Everyone's like that, it's hilarious. - What the fuck, what about your ego is fucking massive. - But it's 'cause you're actually like, now you're training for boxing and stuff. - Yeah, but I've always just said it. Like I was on your fucking pod

Before even for a punch, I was like, yeah, I'd fucking beat anyone. It's just what I do. I don't actually believe I would beat everybody in a fight. It's just funny. No, I really don't. I just think it's quite funny. Yeah. Well, should we talk about that while we're on there? Sure. Devo pulled out. Devo pulled out. But honestly, like genuinely, I think it's like sincere.

sure like you've got to imagine for him this is like his big chance but i kept thinking that like have i fucked up here just by giving him this chance yeah i mean not that like i can't lie i think everybody could tell i was so confident yeah i was so i was saying to people that i was like also like we don't know that vivo is not good either like there's nothing he would have been better than me

in terms of he probably would have like knew how to throw punches better. - Sure. - But I was so fucking confident. - Yeah, yeah. - Like Jen, there was not, fair enough maybe you need a little bit of nerves. I was, I had no fucking like literally I was gonna go in there, punch his head and move on. And that was just it. - Yeah. - But I think it's sincere, his injury.

- It seems a bit like, oh, you fell out of bed. Like, I don't really know. - Is that what he said? - Said he fell out of bed, broke his dislocated shoulder. But like, I, mate. - Wait, after? - After a seizure? - Yeah, no, he said he had a seizure and fell out there, yeah. So in my opinion. - I'm so glad, but John, thank you so much, by the way. I was about to say. - No, no, no, this is why I'm like, I have literally said nothing, but hey, have a speed recovery, hope all is well. Because I don't think he would pull out of this fight.

Like he knows how big this was for him. - Realistically, if he was gonna do it, if it was for clout, you wouldn't pull out now. - That's what I mean. That's exactly what I mean. So he's actually done like, I have respect for him. We've been messaging him like, look, now I'm not fighting. I've never said a bad word about him. I was like, mate, I don't really give a fuck. Like, I hope you're all well, hope you're good. And do you know what I mean? That's it, job's done. So I'm looking to fight someone else. I fuck knows what, but we're trying. Like I'm still training every day, twice a day.

Do you think that, or have you noticed that training is harder when you don't have an opponent? To be motivated. No, that's a very good point. You train today, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it harder now? Because your head's just like... Not necessarily physically, but mentally. I don't know how to explain it, but the mindset is different. When you're working towards, like, cool, you've got 50 days to go, keep fucking going. Now it's like...

uncertain like you still train hard in it but like you notice it a lot because I train with professionals you'll notice when I train with them before their fight they are fucking 10 out of 10 perfect and then after the fight whether they win or lose they're kind of just like coasting yeah their mindset changes yeah but

I don't fucking know, man. I want to fight. I've worked a lot. Is there anyone you know you want to fight? This is the issue, man. This is the issue. Mate, they've sent me a list and it was the same. So you know how I picked Bevo from a list? It's the same list just without Bevo. So if I picked Bevo from that list, I can kind of imagine. There are talks. I don't think it's going to... There was talks of... I won't name drop. Okay.

It would have been a bigger fight than Bevo. And he also hasn't fought before. They was going to make it the co-main event. Okay. But then they offered like...

I'd want to see that fight. Which one? You versus Jack Doherty. Oh, I'd be so fucking gay. I think that is like the ultimate fight. Mate, you know, I would literally, I would chop off my leg so I could weigh the same as him. He's really small, right? No, he's tiny. He's fucking skinny. So I would do anything I can. I'd chop off anything. I think that fight is like... It would be great, innit? Yeah. It would be great. But yeah, I got offered... Well, I didn't get offered. He just said, what about fighting this guy?

uh for a co-main event i said fuck it let's do it but if it's a co-main event i want some money mate yeah i mean like because going from bevo to this guy he hasn't fought before but you if you look at him you're like all right do you know what i mean so i was like fuck it i'm more than happy but give me more money yeah yeah it's not looking good it's not looking good so i don't really know we'll see we'll see i want to fight

You want to fight Weller as well. I want to fight Weller. But I don't think it makes sense to do it now. You have one fight and then... It needs its own build-up. It needs its own... A whole storyline, not just, oh, do you want to quickly fill in? And it's not fair on him to only have six weeks or whatever. I want him best formed. That's a main fight as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The headline. That's better than KSI versus Slim, mate. Yeah, well, yeah. Me could jump on that. 3v1.

Or how about we do 2v2? Yeah. I can be JJ's friend. You are his friend, man. He ain't got to tag me in. I'll just be on the corner. Yeah. I'll just be watching. I said that before. I'd love to do a tag team fight and I'm just there for the press conferences. That was good. That was so good, by the way. You know, he's training. He's sharp. He's analysing the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got any thoughts on the Deji thing? Deji bet? Well, the six pack. Yeah. Yeah, he didn't have it. Did you see him before? Did he show you before? Yeah, yeah. He started showing a few people. Yeah, I felt it. Right. It's just, he didn't deserve the mill. Yeah, yeah. Like, for what, in that time, like, he only locked in after like a month before. And for that month, he'd done very well. Yeah. So why not just start a little bit earlier? Yeah, it's definitely, all it is is start sooner than you would have liked. But the progress for,

the time period is like fair play it's gonna be sick now to see because he's still he's still saying he wants to do it yeah so i'd love to see him do it because that would mean a lot to him because without the money we're just doing it for yourself that'd be sick for him that'd be even more of a lesson maybe yeah then you know and that's the most expensive currency is yourself wow wow well you can't use that you can't really be like you can't really

Trade people now. Yeah, yeah. Hey, so the bill's £200, yeah? Hey, Mark. He said he'd cut his leg off, so... Yeah, why not? Do you accept leg? Well, John is two weeks into his training. Yeah. How's it going, John? Weight-wise, really good. I am now down from...

88.6 kilos to 80 I measured I weighed myself this morning I weighed myself yesterday morning and I was 83.7 okay well done man okay well done the thing is I have full faith you'll do it I just can't

picture you in that shape so i that's fair enough it's hard for me to speak for myself i've never done anything for fitness i've never done any sports so yeah it's a completely different lifestyle change but i'm already feeling better i've completely cut out alcohol or and things like that as well so yeah i don't know i feel i feel like a new man already was you a big drinker

john yeah you're a big drinker on the day he got a challenge he was trying to coerce me after the podcast to go and like drink i ate eight guinness and that was before he got offered it you know what i'm saying it's like you know john man hey look i switched on a dime and i haven't touched a drop of alcohol since i don't intend to good man playing the long game though he knew when he signed up with the side men like yeah one day yeah if i just look like an alcoholic one day

I don't know if I was just looking like an alcoholic. He's the resident like offering money and see what he'll do for it guy. Yeah. Yeah, I get that vibe. He would do a lot of things for money. What was the weirdest thing you've done so far? Eat a hat? Is that the... He ate a hat for five grand? Three grand. No, the hat was five grand, yeah. Five grand. He got sheared as in genuine sheep shearer. Sheared his head.

John, you've got no self-respect, mate. That's what I've learned. If you think about it, it's the opposite, in a way. No, you've got no self-respect. You have no self-control. Securing a bag is the best thing you can do, you know. It's not self-respect, though. It's not self-respect. No, I think you guys, I think this has come up a number of times with people, and I think it's an interesting framing of it, because ultimately none of these things, how does it diminish my respect? Ultimately, I know the value of money. Five grand to eat a hat is...

No, that's completely fine. That one is completely fine. No, I'm saying like shearing and that. Shearing and head. That's just getting shaved. The thing is to me as well, it wasn't like a hair razor. Yeah, it's not like a fucking razor. That's what a shear is. No, it's not. They use it on fucking sheep. It doesn't hurt the sheep though. It doesn't hurt the sheep, but it hurts you. Did it hurt, John? They had just used it on sheep as well, which hygienically is not great. Yeah, that doesn't sound right. That's selfish. It hurt. The thing is, it did hurt, but with all these things as well, I find it funny. So I'm into it because

It's funny. Into it. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, fuck it up. Get a weird kick out of it. Yeah, I get a kick out of it. Fair enough. It's a funny thing to do. Did you go away, John? What's this all-inclusive thing? Oh, yeah, well, we can't really speak about that until next week because there's a video. Oh.

Yeah, that's wild, man. However, I did want to show you something. There was one new thing for you. Okay. If you wanted to see. Okay. Oh, the tattoo. Well, so I got an XIX tattoo. That is not a razor, by the way. Oh, yeah. Oh, was that yesterday? Oh, wow. So I got an XIX tattoo.

But while I was there... Looks like my show and tell or something. They got that, but then I was like, it's space, right? So I figured one off just to get a little... Oh. What's a good one as well? Your hand's in the way of the camera. Damn. Why? I think you need to put your... I think they're coming to pick you up, John. You've got to put your leg right next to Simon over here. Near his head. Put his leg... Why? Put your leg right here. Is that why you asked me for the logo? Wait, wait, wait. Why do you want his leg next to... I just want to see his leg next to your head.

- John, was that the reaction you wanted? - I knew it. - I'm just confused why. - I'm just baffled why. - Yeah. - I thought it was funny. - Fair enough.

The X-Ax one we had seen. The what's good one. No, cool man. That's respect. He's committed to the game. Fellas have got one as well. Yeah, that's true. Chip has one. No, Freezy has one. Freezy has it. Chip doesn't. No, Chip got it as well. Did he? I thought Chip didn't get it up.

No, I think you did. And I probably got it as well, no? Fair enough. Yeah, I think you got it as well. So you just copied Proddy, John. Yeah. Yet again. I think that's my whole life is just copying Proddy. I'm just one step in every point. He asked me for the logo. I was like, yeah, I'll get it in a bit. I was like, we shouldn't do much yet. We need to fix the podcast first. He's like, I'm just messing around, fella. And I never gave it to him. So I guess I just free-handed it. Free much. Sorry. You should have just told me. I guess you wanted to meet me.

You can't wait for my reaction. Was it worth it? Mate, it's funny because I know you got that. That's the whole reaction I was looking for was, why have you done this? Oh, no, that's cute. I really definitely think it's cool. It's cute. Is that what there's more? But wait, there's more. That was the more. Cool, cool, cool. I'm just really confused. I'm just like, well, you lot are going to get one now. No. I don't have a tattoo. You both are going to get one. I don't have a tattoo. Should we change the What's Good logo?

Well, I mean, that's not even the logo. - That looks pretty new, no? - Yeah. - That's only been up for like one podcast. - It's just a random fucking light. - Is the logo not technically you two as cartoon characters? - Yeah. - So you gotta get that, Jon. - You gotta get our faces. - Oh yeah. - I'll get it on my ass. - That came out a bit too weird. - I'll get it on my ass. - There are, someone did a new branding for us. You see that on Reddit, it's pretty cool. Shout out to that guy. - Cool.

What did you say? How will Danny Arons react to the new Danny Arons? Who's the new Danny Arons? Mate, I'm not new. I'm not new. No, as in there's going to be a new Danny Arons. Who wrote this? Me. Who's the new Danny Arons? I'm not fucking new. They will be because Danny was the new someone. Oh, you mean like... Oh, I thought you meant I changed. No, no, no. Oh, you mean like the... I don't... You have changed, but... When you came up, you were the example of the same.

No, you were the new like... KSI. You were the new KSI. That was a joke. No, you were though. I think you were the only one making FIFA content around that time that wasn't... Shit. No. I was going to say like...

focused around playing the game it was you play the game and the focus is on you with the gameplay like the JJ style I don't know who would be the new one yeah mate I'm not up mate for me this is like I don't find like I don't think there's competition I think the only competition is technically streaming

because you're both streaming at the same time i would never understand how like youtubers can compete because you can just watch them both like you can't watch two streams at the same time but i can watch what's good and then watch the fellas yeah i mean yeah it's not live streaming like girth and tough for example yeah i don't stream just views went up yeah but everyone else in the team their views went up went up so they're not competition no this is what i mean i don't think

mate if someone comes up i'm more than happy to help like even to be fair like not to take credit but like jinge on these come up oh you made him no shut the fuck up no i was just messaging him like advice and shit like yeah see now like he doesn't need it yeah but just in the early stages i was just like wait if you need any help do you know what i mean like i know i stream a little bit like i can help set up shit or whatever do you mean like i'm not asked i don't i i'm i'm too not bothered i'm

like i'm happy to do like mate i'm happy to just even if i get like 50 viewers i'm happy i mean i'm at that stage now where i'm just content that's good i feel like you made a whole like streaming and recording room though and then just decided i'm not gonna do it anymore no i just want to do it when i want to now because i really like i don't know not that i ever had to

But I felt more obligated to do so when I was just not redoing anything. But now I'm doing shit. So I don't have so much time to stream, you know? Fair. I never knew that your old recording place was like an outside shed sort of thing. Yeah, shed. Nice one. Yeah, it was a shed. No, no. It wasn't a fucking shed. It was a caravan. No! It was a caravan. Outhouse. Yeah, it was like a... Oh, what did they call it? Fuck. No, no. No, what was it called?

Wow.

Wow. Sorry. The biggest Call of Duty player. But you should call him FIFA Kill. His name's FIFA Kill. Would it not be Cod Kill? No, his name's FIFA Kill. What, he lives in a shed? He streams in a shed. Yeah, but it's just not a shed for me.

And it annoyed me because people false identified it as a shed. But it wasn't. It looked like a shed. It was a room. A simple roof structure used for garden storage to shelter animals or as a workshop. And you could define it. But it wasn't a workshop. It sort of was a workshop. No, that's not a workshop. That was a workshop. Don't say workshop because you're working in it. So the last came in there? So it was to shelter animals? Oh, for fuck's sake. Yeah. Yeah, fine. It was a shed. I streamed in my shed. Yeah. See, look. Thief kill.

Why is he called FIFA kill if you don't play FIFA? Yeah, I think you're putting a lot of disrespect on him, you know. No, he looks like a lovely bloke, but... I'll have you know, that's the highest earning Call of Duty player.

Hold on. Workshop now, definition. A meeting at which a group of people, you could argue it's personal, is engaging in intensive discussion and activity on a particular subject or project. You were streaming FIFA. You had a meeting with a lot of people on stream. No, I didn't. About FIFA. No, I didn't. It was just me. So in your shed, by the way, I didn't realise it was outside. I always thought it was upstairs. No, no, no. You did a good job of making it look like not a shed. Because it's not.

Because it wasn't. It was a room. It was a room. No, but it was because it was actually my room where I slept in that. So like in the night, if I had to piss, I just had to, I had to go out in my garden, go into the actual house. Why did you just piss in the garden? Sometimes I did, but not every time I pissed. You know what I mean? Oh yeah. And I didn't have a dog at that point. Sure, sure. You went from your shed to your caravan to piss.

any interest in golfing um i watch i watch your your i'll message you in it i like the golf channel but i don't like golf but i like watching you i like the among us one who was that your idea no well someone commented that's a randy idea that's a randy idea among us golf that's a random thing

Whose thing? Sidemen. No, but you love it. No, we created it. You fucking love it. You said Sussy Chungus or whatever. Yeah, that's true. You fucking love it. I didn't name it. No, but you like... No, don't act like you're above Among Us. Please call me Sussy Chungus. I've never said this. But I do, I like playing Among Us. But no, someone commented on it and then we were like, this could be a good idea. And we actually did it wrong. Yeah, no, I did. I did think, no, I wasn't going to say it. It was worse, Paul. Yeah. I wasn't going to say it. We'll do it again. It was worse, Paul. I reckon...

I was going to say, if you play a little bit here and there, when you're like 30, you're like, oh, I'm glad I played when I was like 20. Yeah, no, I hear it. But I just don't think I'll ever get into it. But I like walking though. It's a lot of walking, isn't it? I think you'll love golf. I love walking, but I feel like it's the technique and all. I don't like technical stuff. Yeah, but you should like outside for like four hours. Yeah, but you can also like...

Like Harry doesn't have, his drive is like a weird technique, but it works. Yeah, fair enough. Just levers it. Yeah, it doesn't matter if you're a shit either. Maybe I'll get into it. You could be a caddy. Is he shit? Yeah, yeah, I could just carry your shit. I'll just walk. Yeah, actually, yeah. Anyway, just a little quick question. But yeah, no, Josh is pretty good. You're doing more real life videos though. Yeah, no, I'm trying to. I've seen the last couple. John's trying to quit Simon to come work for you. You know this. Come, come through. There's not much to quit right now. Come through. What?

He's got a tattoo of... There's a whole new thing over there. There's a set. Yeah. Yeah, that looks quite nice. Yeah. All meant to be filming tomorrow. With who? It says it on them. H? Yeah. H, come in here. Yeah. Oh, nice. Why can't you believe that? No, I can't. I just don't know. Yeah, what the hell? I don't know. The old Danny wouldn't say that. Why the fuck would he not? I don't know. I tried to rattle you. You didn't know what? He's coming here. No, I'm not rattled. No, I'm not rattled.

I'm not rattled. Anyway, you're trying to do more real life stuff. Yeah, I'm trying. You did a Do We Think The Same? You and Ginge. Are you...

I feel like Ginge has been linked with doing a podcast with like six people. Yeah. Me and him, him and Specs. That's probably it, but... Six people right there. A girth and turf one. Yeah, no, true. We were going to do one, but then he just didn't want to fucking move out of Manchester. So I'm trying to do one with Tennessee. We're really fucking trying for it. I didn't realize...

You lot are blessed innit? You lot have just set up some mics and called it a day But I didn't realise how many fucking contracts and shit there are There's so much- Hey this was not that easy by the way Oh sorry, no sorry I've just discredited you there This set stressed me out No but I mean like- No but the set, the set I mean- No no but I mean like you ain't got contracts or whatever He's talking contracts though With fucking John and all that Do you know what I mean? We chose to not do that though We chose not to do that No that's what I mean I just wish it was like that

But I can't be asked to set all this shit up. Do you know what I mean? Like, it's long. Well, say you did Fellas. You don't want to do it.

We'll see. Fellas, if you're watching, you've got fucking time. But mate, this has been in the conversation for like four months. Like literally like four months. I just want to chat shit. Do you know what I mean? I'd love a podcast. I think me and Tennessee, a podcast would slap. No, I think it would bang. Because our conversations are fucking hilarious, man. She's my favorite person. No, 100%. 100%. She's my favorite person to speak to.

It's so amusing. Like in a lovely way. It's so intriguing. Wait, wait, why? Why? Oh, no, I don't know how to explain. Like, I don't know what to expect. I don't know what to expect her to say. Are you saying like... In a lovely way. In the best way possible. She would just... We'd just be fucking sat there and she'd be like...

What would you do if I just stood up and flung you across the room and slammed against a wall and then the wall broke and then there was a hole in the wall and then there was rats. She just comes out with this random shit. She says that. Yeah, I love it. I love it. It's like... Yes, I thought originally it was like he's the childish one. No, no, I'm the man. No, she's actually like, you're actually quite calm, but you're actually just quite normal. And then she's like so funny. She sounds disappointed.

Don't say that. That you're just calm. No, don't say that. No, we all have our moments. No, I'll be honest. She does... What does she reckon I have? Autism. Okay. She doesn't think... This is where the issue comes. She thinks I have autism, not ADHD. And I'm convinced I have ADHD, not autism. That's what I was trying to say to the boys the other day. I have ADHD, but she's set on me having autism. When you... Do a test. Yeah. Long.

It's long enough, really long. It is long. And also, unless you think it's like really like... Yeah, and I don't want to diagnose myself because obviously people are out there with proper... Stopping them doing stuff. You're taking a spot away from that. Yeah, yeah. So... But yeah. A little random question here for you. And this is kind of relevant to you. Now you've moved out and not living with your parents. Do you think your parents can still tell you what to do slash have a go at you? I would still listen to them. I would still like if they...

Yeah, like if they told me, don't do this, I'd be like, okay, I would actually probably take a step back and not do it. Your mum texts you tomorrow or phones you and says, you cannot get a motorbike. Yeah, no, I wouldn't do it. Really? I wouldn't do it. No, no, no. No, because she just wants my safety, isn't it? Fair. If you're watching this, what's your mum's name? Is it public? Mother Aaron's. Okay, Mother Aaron's. First name is mother. Tell him this.

- Yeah, phone him and say you cannot get on his bike. - I think she probably has. - You're still gonna get it. - No, no, no, no, 'cause I don't think she has. My dad has though. - You have no siblings, right? - I have a brother. - Oh, sick. - I have an older brother. - Wow, how old? - 25. - That's sick. - 25. - Did you know this? - I don't think, I think I knew that. - I like keeping it like- - Sure, when you're together, I feel like that's when parents can like,

tell you what to do again. For me and my brothers and sisters, when we're all together, even though they're like, some of them are 40, like my parents still go, like whatever they say still is a thing, you know? Yeah, like if I'm my own man, yeah. But like on my own, like nah. Yeah, nah, I hear that, I hear that. When I go back to them, if they say anything, yeah, I'll do it. Yeah. Fucking get in the garden, clean the garden. Yes, mum. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course. It's the right thing to do. No, she doesn't make me do that. She doesn't make me do that. How about you?

- Yeah, I'm the same. Like, I think it would weird me out, but I'd still do it if it was like in my house. - Yeah. - Like I'd still do it. - Well, what if they came around to your house and they said, "Do the fucking dishes." You're doing the dishes. - I'd be like, "I've never heard you swear like that." - Simon, if you please do the dishes, my baby boy. - I would do the dishes. - You would? - I would do the dishes, yeah.

- I'd be a bit confused. - The right answer. - He'll be like, "Mum, I've got a butler." - Yeah, that's true. - I don't. - He doesn't, he doesn't. Nick, in your family, I think I've asked this before, but not in counting all the YouTube and opportunities that Simon brings to parents like F1 or the Wimbledon, et cetera, is he the favorite? - Yes, by now. - No, mum's favorite. I'm only mum's favorite. - I'll just say average favorite. - No, he's my dad's favorite. - But mum's favorite is a favorite though.

Because she gets the dad to bow, you know. You're your mum's favourite, aren't you? I'm neither's favourite. I can see why. You're your mum's favourite, right? I don't know. I feel like I was, but now my brother still lives at home. So I reckon he's fucking got some back on her now. Wait, so he...

- So he had a room. - That was crazy. - No, but you know what I mean? - That was crazy. - He spent more time now. - So he had a room, you had a shed? - Yeah. - Wow. - Yeah. That was one thing I was pissed off at. - Yeah. - Yeah. I had the tiniest rooms, but obviously- - Maybe you're the youngest. - Yeah, I was the youngest. - Yeah. - Yeah. No, but my room, there was a reason I lived in a shed, 'cause it was tiny. You could barely fit a bed in it. It just had a bed, done.

All right, if something goes wrong in your life and you're super stressed or it's not great, how do you put yourself into a good mood? How do you undo that stress? Fucking hell. What happened to this podcast, man? We used to just chat about what? Well, sorry. Okay, what's your favorite Xbox flavor? No, right, let's get deep. What? Yeah, I'm brain rot. He's being brain rot. Thank you, Danny. How do I deal with... You know what, it doesn't matter. No, no, no, sorry. I shouldn't have done that. I should have discredited you because... No, we'll move on.

- No, no, no, no, no, no. - If you're stressed, how do you get into a good mood? It's probably helps a lot of people out there. People wanna be like Danny man. Like how do I be like Danny? - I'm so sorry. I don't, I generally don't get stressed. - That's sick. - No, but I hate, no, because I hate that. - Do you think there are reasons that stop you getting stressed? - 'Cause I love life. - There you go. - I love everything's going very well for me right now. I've got good things going for me. - Was there ever a point in your life where things weren't going well though? - Yeah, of course. - So back then. - Yeah, how would I deal with it then?

- Fucking hell. I would eat, mate. I would fucking eat. Yeah, I was bloated, man. - So cutting out food, being healthier. - Just being healthier, man. - It led to a happier life. - 100%. It led to better opportunities, you know what I mean? Yeah, 100%, man. - Where does this self-confidence come from? 'Cause that's probably, that's what it seems like makes you this happy and assured of yourself. - I think I'm just secure. Do you know what I mean? I think there's just not a lot of things that can,

- Rattle me? What's that mean? What does that mean? - Nick's suggesting you've got a big dick. - Oh, no, I'm secure. Like there's not many things that will like get under me or what? - Crazy. - Fuck off. - What was the last thing that actually rattled you? - Last thing that rattled? - The last time you were stressed or like annoyed. - I don't know where to go from that. - Sorry, I made it awkward. - I've got some more questions for you. - No, please, please, please. - This is a bit like a, like a, you know, thought provoking one. So if you town traveled,

Back to the future. - Back to the future. - Back to the future. - DeLorean. - Or back in the past. How would you convince yourself that you are you? - So you're me and you. - Give me some parameters. - Yeah, hold on. That's a techie one. - Okay, just so when I wrote this one, you had to be like, it's an old version of you. So you don't recognize yourself. - You're not fully like, otherwise I'm like, okay, that's me. - Oh, I know, I know. I would say, I know what happened to your right testicle.

And I'm not giving any context. I know what happened to your right breast. But no one else knows that. No. Apart from the doctor. It could be the doctor.

The doctor could have told someone. Fuck. I saw Danny get big on YouTube and I started letting it out there. But think about if no one else knows it. Well, if no one else knows it, you're going to think that the doctor's now told someone and that'd be your first thought. Oh, that's a techie one. A testy one. Oh, wow. You're good today. What's the only thing today? In general, actually. Thanks. That sounds so disappointing. I'm the only funny one in the group.

I'm trying to think like, what do I only know?

What about you lot? It doesn't have to be what only you know. No, it has to be. It has to. It literally has to be. Yeah, it's not wrong. It has to be something only you know. I would probably, here's what I'd do. I would literally go on like a five minute rant about every single like insecurity I have and like every worry. Cause then I'm like, okay, you know. Your past self or your younger self would probably just cry. Yeah. Just ranting about every insecurity. But at least you'd know. I'm like, you know what? Yeah, you're bro spitting. Who knows? Who knows? That is me.

I feel like girls will be like, oh my God, that's so mean. And I'm like, yeah, it is. That is you. Just a little bit of a niche one there. Just a little abstract. Just letting them have fun. Yeah. That's a good question. I think I'd have to... Well, I assume I have to try and convince them right then and there. I can't... You can't show them your passport or some shit. No, but as in like, I can't give them some information. Hold on a sec. Question. If I time travel, right, and I've got my passport in my pocket, does it duplicate it? What do you mean?

- So where'd you find this guy? - No, no, no. Right, okay. I try and travel, right? How do I get a passport? - It just stays with you. - Right. So there's two passports now. - Why? - Because I've time traveled. - Well, there's one in the past. - You know when you time travel, you don't go through like passport control. You just, it's just- - Okay, okay. You time travel and you're trying to convince to put your, you, you, or you. How are you even face to face with you?

Well, that's the point is you're not actually like all films say you shouldn't interact with yourself because it will change the course of history. I know, but right. But say if you did. Yeah. Well,

Your issue with potentially changing the entire history of the world is there might be two passports. No, he said show him your passport. I'm like, who's got a passport? We're back to the old what's good now. Hold on, hold on. How am I? What do you mean? He has a passport on him. Why would it duplicate? So if he goes like this back to him two weeks ago when he was wearing this, is he now naked?

Guess what I'm asking? No. No. The answer's no, Randy. Because those clothes are today's clothes. So, therefore, the passport does duplicate. It's not technically duplicating because it's the future version of that passport. So they're not the same passport. Okay, right. But there are two passports. What I'm trying to say is... No, no, no. No. It's the same passport. What the fuck is going on? If I got a passport last week, and in three weeks' time, I go back in time to last week... Yeah.

My past self has the same passport I have. Exactly. But... Yeah. So what I'm trying... No, no, I know, but the point isn't that. It's the passport. So what I'm trying to say, guys, is I have invented a duplication glitch. No, you... I go to a time machine with a million pound in my pocket. I have now got two million pound. I go and do that again. You said you can't withdraw a million pounds. If I can, if I did. Okay, I take ten pounds and duplicate myself until I've got a million. Yeah, that's a good point. But when... I don't understand. Because you haven't got ten pounds.

Because right? You go back in time, you would, how did your original self get that 10 pounds? Because your future self gave it to them. You're on a constant loop of getting that 10 pounds. - Oh, I hate this. I hate this. - I've still got the old 10 pounds. - What old 10 pounds? - Right, right, okay, listen, listen. I walk into the time machine, right? With 10 pound in my pocket. I go 10 minutes into the future. I'm now there again with another 10 pounds. - But since when did time traveling duplicate shit? - It didn't.

- I'm so confused. - So I'm asking that, if you town travel, do your clothes stay on? Does your passport stay in your pocket? - Of course it fucking does. - Then therefore you just two of them. - You can't keep it there. - Why? - No, there's not. - Because right, okay, let's say, let's say. - You can't talk to yourself then. - Let's say. - You can't talk to yourself. - Let's say. - Yeah. - Chill. - Yeah. - Let's say I go back in time a week ago and give myself 10 pounds, yeah?

yeah you'll just be giving yourself the same in a week's time my past self is going to go back in time and give my past self 10 pounds that 10 pounds is the same 10 pounds cycling the 10 pounds isn't duplicated no no and inflation and that so it'll actually go down in value so if he sure if he gave his old self the passport your old self will have two passports but your future self has none

- So it's not duplicating. - Yeah, so yeah, that's not, it wasn't a bad question to ask. - It was, it was just, fuck it, it was, 'cause now we just had to speak about that for 15 minutes. - It's quite, this is fun. - It was good, it was good. - So, okay, so same concept with the passport. - Randy, you not think it'd be super simple than creating a time machine to create a duplication machine? - Surely a duplication machine, it's literally a printer. A printer is easier to create than the time control. - This is a good question, this is a good question.

I'm enjoying myself. Well, you bring a question in then. I don't have any others, so I'm answering your dumb ones. There's some more on here that I like. If you could collab with anyone, who would you collab with? Because obviously there was the MrBeast one recently where he had everyone. Yeah, I didn't get invited. Are you surprised? Wow. What the fuck? What the fuck, Simon? Yeah, that's pretty deep. That's true though. I reckon you're close. Sure.

Who do you collab with though? YouTube wise and anyone wise. YouTube. Is there anyone you actually watch? Oh my God, yeah. I want to collab with Tom the Taxi Driver. Yeah, I forgot. I fucking love him. Last time he- I've watched every single one of his videos. He loves him and he wants to be a postman. Yeah. No, Tom the Taxi Driver. He's a London taxi driver. I'd love to just- Oh yeah. I would love to just, I don't know, have him- Yeah, this- But you've named someone that I think is so reachable for you. Yeah, hopefully. So why not collab with them? I want to.

He lives in London as well. Exactly. That is my dream. If I could collab with anyone, yeah, it's him. This guy is AI in the right way. No, no, he's a real man. He's a very authentic man. Yeah, I would collab with him. Maybe just, I don't know, have him be my taxi driver or some shit for the day. I don't know. And then all in terms of what anyone. Because I feel like that's a dream. That is my dream. You could literally achieve that next week. That is my dream. No, but people have different timetables.

I mean, timetables, timetables, time schedules. Who's my dream collab in general? Collab with what? What are we collabing on? YouTube, music, fucking boxing. Anyone in the world that you want to make a video with? Ava. I have an answer, but I don't know. I don't want to say it. Okay. He's no longer alive. Okay. Juice WRLD. No. Hitler.

I'm fascinated. I won't lie. I'm fascinated. Do you like history in general? No, I fucking hate it. I think history is the biggest bunch of bullshit ever. Why do we have to learn about shit that's already happened? It's not affecting us. It's not bullshit though. No, it is fucking bullshit. It's bullshit. The only way you're proving it is textbooks. I could fucking write a textbook about...

and then preserve it for 500 years. It's bullshit. It's fucking bullshit. There's no proof anything happened. It's bullshit. - Yeah, but yeah. - There is literally proof quite a lot of what happened. - Of what? Of what? The only thing I'd say, fair enough, like yeah, people's granddads and that died. Fair enough. I'm not disputing world wars. Do you know what I mean? - Who you are? - What are you disputing? - Do you actually know what I'm disputing? - Yeah. - Dinosaurs.

Well, yeah, that's a better example. Genuinely, dinosaurs were not real. Okay, but... No, genuinely. I am going to argue as well that I've never had a history lesson where I learned about dinosaurs. We've had different classes then. What? Did you have your history lessons with dinosaurs? Where do you think the fascination came from? No. I definitely did. I had a history about, like, we did RE, so it's sort of like...

We had history. Your R-E was about dinosaurs. No, no, but it's about Jesus, the origins of Christianity, which you could argue is also... Listen. No, no, no, no, no. Your lesson is not called history. That was R-E. Yeah.

No, but we had a history lessons about this. Yeah, so I was thinking of what do they call it humanities? Yeah, I'll read humanities. Yeah, it's all under the same thing Okay, you go you go to humanities and you get history re or geography. So for me, it's sorry. I'm not I'm stupid, but not yeah dinosaurs. Not real. You don't think dinosaurs is this fucking imagine it birds birds. What about birds? That's a real. Yeah, they're in the people say this. Yeah, people say this is dinosaurs pigeons of eight. Oh

pigeons are fake do you have conspiracy theories like that I fucking love conspiracy no it's not a conspiracy though pigeons are fake have you seen have you seen a baby pigeon

You literally live on like six years ago. Simon, have you seen a baby pigeon? Yeah. Where? In a nest. Bullshit. Bullshit. I don't think a baby pigeon would be like cutting about like Stratford though. No, because they don't exist. They get made by the government as adult pigeons with cameras in them. Got you. Can we Google baby pigeon? You can do whatever you want. It will come up with AI images. I hate baby birds. Oh shit, new chip, FPL.

New chip's been released. What does that mean? You get like a wild card and stuff. That is so ugly. They're AI. They're AI. Well, I assume they leave the nest when they are older. When they're made, yeah. So Danny, all these cameras that they have, why did they not just make them pigeons and why are they just cameras? What? All the cameras in London. Right. Why are they just there? Yeah, as decoys.

so there is decoys and you think you're like not being watched in certain areas but you are thank you very much spot on that seemed pretty obvious like literally spot on fair enough I'm very wrong on this one yeah no shit aliens

I believe in aliens, yeah. Well, I just think it's absurd that if you don't. I don't think they look like what we think they look like. But how many fucking galaxies are there or whatever? Do you know what I mean? How many planets and all that bullshit? Quite a few. And you think we're the only living thing? Bullshit, mate. Bullshit. What do you consider an alien? Anything that's not us. Okay. An animal, yeah. What do you think of aliens? Like, do you think any have been here? Ooh, that's a techie one. Okay. Dinosaurs aren't real. Fish are aliens.

fish are aliens yeah that's my my yeah yeah but you're think about it they don't they don't breathe our air they don't if you if i said to you right there's this thing right that can't breathe our air it has a a thing that sticks out like this and it has a light source on top of it and it has like it's it's 90 mouth you would say that sounds like an alien but it's a fish if it was if it was to eat whale would you do it we're not going back onto orcas i swear no it's not a fish

Okay. A mammal. I wouldn't eat it. Okay, but if it was acceptable to you, would you? Probably not. You'd eat like beef. Cool. I'm saying like, would you consider that still a fish? Well, a cow? No, I'm saying it could be a mammal. A cow's a mammal. Where are you going with this? You don't eat fish. Yeah. Because you think they're aliens. No, I don't eat fish because I don't like seafood taste. They breathe different air. Because I don't like seafood taste. You don't like prawns. Whales breathe that air.

i don't i don't not eat it because they're aliens i don't eat it because i haven't tried seafood that i've liked okay that's what's my question you've known me for years no i know but i'm saying i thought you know you say that the thing there about like you know fish don't breathe out our air yeah but well i just think alien like they are aliens like the the things you kind of hear it like the blobfish no but no an alien is something from a different planet they're not from a different planet they could have been but they're not how'd you know

Because you see them spawn in. You see them like... No, they now reproduce. Wait, that's actually what the word is. Spawn. Yeah. They reproduce here. But where did the first ones come from? No, but you could say it about anyone. You could say it about us. We could be aliens. You could argue that way. No, we are fucking aliens. We're aliens to them. Yeah. Yeah. But we're not aliens to us. No.

They're not aliens to themselves. So are they aliens to us? Yeah. Boom. They're aliens. I don't know what happened. I hear it. I think we're aliens. No, but I hear your point. You could say that. So there's so many different galaxies, different planets and stuff. You could say there has to be someone out there. But it could also exist that there's not. We're just like absolutely...

Incredibly unlucky. - Impossible. - Or you could all be unlucky at the same time. But look it. - Impossible. - It's not impossible. - Impossible. - How? - It's impossible. There's fucking billions of other places. It's impossible. - Literally, our planet and whatever brought us here to have water and all this shit could just be, look, could be the only one. - No, but yeah, sure. But then there's other planets with other surfaces and all that shit that they live on.

There might not be. There is. Yeah, sure. I know there is. I know. You know? Yeah. How do you know? Because it's just, I know. It makes sense. Ghosts. Ooh. This is one I always don't like saying because I'm scared to say no and then I get haunted by one, innit? So I'll always just say maybe. Why do they have to haunt? Where are the nice ghosts? It's full of ones who died as no rules.

Do you know what I mean? Like, what are you going to do? Go in prison? Do you only not kill people because there are rules, though? Ghosts don't kill people. They just haunt them. Well, yeah, but I'm saying, like, you know. Okay, well, all right. Yeah. No, actually, no. I wouldn't kill people if there wasn't rules to do so. But you became a ghost right now, right? Yeah. I'd fuck you up.

I'd haunt this whole place 100% Imagine being a ghost It's fucking funny Just fucking knock down the camera There's no consequences You ain't gotta pay for it You know what I mean There's no consequences Cool A ghost should just have fun They can't touch stuff

nah aura they can use that aura they do have lots of aura all right here's a fun one just as we start to get to the end of the podcast um i'm sure you'll be on here again one day i hope so inevitably i hope so what what question would you ask future self and we'll ask you when you're back on next oh damn did uh did you did you win a boxing fight no no no that's not a question you have to ask yourself because we'll know

I want to be the new after. Only myself. About yourself. Like a mental state one. Like a goal or like, how are you? Don't ask that, please. It's boring. Okay. But this is, okay. Do you have a six pack yet? Is that right?

But I think, again, because we'll know that. Oh, fuck off, man. Now we want one that you might surprise yourself by the answer. Because as soon as you get a six-pack here, we're like, oh, I've got a six-pack. And then we'll go, by the way, you asked yourself, do I have a six-pack yet? So what is my question? Is there anything like... I know you're content in things, but is there anything that you'd like to see yourself doing in the future that you...

Not materially, but like... It could be materially, like get a new car. But I'm saying like... How much further into the future are we going? It could be three months, it could be a year, it could be two years. It could be ten years. We might close the podcast and bring it back in ten years. Well, we look like we're doing one every six months on average. Or seven months. Yeah. So what's the difference between now and seven months? Okay, get rid of the question. No, no, because it's a good question. What is similar to that? What do you want to have done by the next time you're on here?

Same fucking question. Yeah, but he's trying to help you think about it a different way. Yeah. It didn't help. Yeah. Like in seven months time, what is there something apart from winning a boxing fight that you would have wanted to have done? Do you want your channel to be in a certain place? Do you want to own a house? I don't know. Do you want to have more gadgets in your car?

Seven months is not a long time boys. A year, two years. No, but it's not gonna be two years though, is it? But then make a question and we'll ask it in less than two years. Give him an example of a question. Okay, right, right, right. Example of the question could be, what's your favourite thing about life? Yeah, that's a good one too. Oh, it doesn't have to be... No, because it's like, I want to ask you... Yeah, because in seven months time you might have a completely different answer.

Right now you might be like, oh, you know. Let me check my bucket list. Have you got a bucket list? Of course I have a fucking bucket list. Can we go through it? Yeah, it's quite small though. Bucket list. Nah, one of them's fucking cringe, man. We have to hear it, please. Playing Sidemen charity match. Oh.

Have you done that? Yeah, I ticked it off. We've got skydiving. You done it? Nah. Get married. Not done it. Visit a volcano. A volcano? Volcano. Like active or just... Active. I reckon active one. See the northern lights. Didn't get to do that recently. Scuba diving. You know this year's the best time to... Scuba dive.

No, it's just Northern Lights. Well, no, they literally happened like a few weeks ago. Yeah, I wouldn't count that. Even here, if you saw them here, it's nowhere near what it is. Okay. Have a boxing match. Okay. Get a six pack. Retire dad. Ding. Nice. Fly in a private jet. Ding. Nice. And then drive on the Autobahn. Okay. So, hey, Danny.

Have you driven on the Autobahn yet? Fair enough. Because that's not going to be a video. That bucket list is like, it's solid, but at the same time, I genuinely think you could do them in one week. No, impossible. Impossible. You could have the six pack. Fair enough. That takes time. You think I can see the Northern Lights, get married, go to a volcano, skydive, scuba dive all in a fucking week. Not get married, but you could go to a country that has a volcano, skydive there.

That's a day. Right. You could then go to the Autobahn. You could go to Iceland and see the Northern Lights. Yeah. And skydive there. What are chances? Northern Lights. Yeah. You may have to be there for a few days. You can try and like, there's ways you can like,

But that's like my humble bucket list. That bucket list, to be honest, it's like a very basic, it's like everyone's bucket list, I feel like. All right. That's what a fucking bucket list is. Well, no, but I feel like you should make some more unique ones, man. Yeah, I've got to fucking retire my dad. I'm saying that's probably on a lot of people's bucket list. Yeah, but I did it. Yeah, no, that's pretty good. No, drive on the autobahn.

That's a weird one. That's a very strange one. That one you could do literally tomorrow. Because there's no speed limit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could do that tomorrow. You could have done it on the way to the Euros final. I didn't go. I know. That's why I said you could. I could have. I could have. You could do that tomorrow. What's your bucket list? I don't have one. I don't have one either. You don't have one? No. Why? It's good to have shit. I'm going to put on mine skydive.

Yeah. Same. And I'm also going to put get married. Well, divorce. Get divorced is my bucket list. Yeah, I'll put get married. Tick. Nice. I don't know. I don't... No, fair enough, man. You've completed life. It's fine. Some of us are still grinding, man. I'm still uploading more videos than you. Bullshit. How are you doing?

Probably like two or three a day. Yeah, bullshit. I do more. No, you don't. I do. I do one more. One RTG. Okay, yeah. No, sorry. One more. One more. One RTG. One general. And then sometimes once a week I upload on my main. So it's at least three a day. You're doing that every day on those three? Yeah. Okay. Well, technically I'm doing clips every day. An MM7 or a main channel every day. Sidemen. Sidemen. No, yeah. You do more collectively. I hear it. Plus side plus.

Yeah, you're better than me. Well done. You're better than me. Yeah, worship me. Pussy. I am your idol. Pussy. I've seen that clip. I like your work ethic, man. Oh, one thing I was going to say earlier, your shoes are whiter than your socks. Fucking clean shoes, man. They're new, man. They're new. But I spilt matcha on this. You see? Yeah. Literally just after a day, I spilt matcha on it.

Do you like Matcha? I don't mind it. Matcha's fucking great, man. It's okay. You know, I've had a... This is not a sponsor, but Jonah Juice. I've had it every day for the past six months. Sick. Damn. Every day. Same thing. If you could get one company to sponsor you, who would it be? And not like a... Not like a bait one, like a Nike or an Adidas or something like that. If I could... And the deal was like free shit. Yeah. It's got to be more niche. Probably like a bank. Nah, more niche. More niche. Um...

British Airways for me. That's good. That's good. That's solid. I would... Or any airline. Probably Subway. Because it's... Do you know what I mean? You can mix it up. You can have it for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Sure. You could say Nando's, but are you having it for breakfast?

What do you mean? What's the Nando's breakfast? What is it? Sausage. The fuck? Oh shit. It's curly sausage though. Like a Cumberland one.

No. Fucking love a Cumberland sausage, man. It was curly sausage. It was curly, the sausage in Nando's. I can't remember it. I can't. Oh, yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. Since when did Nando's do sausage? I think it's only then. It's only there. It's like Wagamama. They do breakfast at the airport. Yeah. I hate that airport. There you go. Oh, no, that's a Cumberland. That's a Cumberland. Nice. I don't think it is. That's a Cumberland. I don't think it is. I promise you that's a Cumberland. I think you're just sticking to the fact you know what a Cumberland is. That's a Cumberland.

I don't think it is. Where in my fucking life has a cumberland sausage? It's not. Five to seven quid, is that it? That is a cumberland sausage. It's not a cumberland sausage. I promised you that's a cumberland sausage. Wow. The fuck do you say now, little bitch? What do you say now? Is that actually a cumberland? What the fuck do you say now, Simon? You know your sausages, fair enough. Yeah, boy. Fair enough. I love a cumberland sausage, man. What a weird knowledge. They do it at Breakfast Chicken as well.

No, I can't have chicken for breakfast. Why? No, that's not right. Why though? It's not right. I can't have meat for breakfast. That's fair. Even a sausage is a little bit out there. Nah, man. Or bacon, though. Sausage, bacon. No, I would never have bacon for breakfast. Ham, turkey. No, no. A ham. Ham sandwich, innit? For breakfast? Yeah. Yeah, but or ham. Sometimes. Serrano.

Serrano. Serrano. What is it? Serrano. Serrano or Serrano? I think they're both alright. I think they're both fine. I feel like this is a good point to end that. Yeah. We keep going. What's your favourite brain rot meme? Brain rot meme? Skibbity toilet? No, it's not. Sorry. It's not, is it? That's the only one I know. I don't do this cringy shit.

It's just him. You said you wanted to stop talking like this. No, what does Chip say? I didn't say bro. I didn't say bro. What's your favourite brain rot? What's the one that Chip says? He said everything, man. Chip only talks in memes. And he claims he's not online. No, he's chronically online. He claims he isn't. He's chronically online. He might be the worst person I know at replying. And I'm bad. He's bad at replying. But he's bad. I've experienced it.

So you can't remember what it was? The chip brain rot.

Nah. Well, guys. Yeah, we should call it there. Thanks for watching. Appreciate it. Of course. It's my pleasure, man. I love it. And hopefully soon we find out if you're fighting. And the question was, what was the question again? Well, have you drove on the Autobahn? No. How many of your bucket list have you done? How many of my bucket list have I done? Well, because you may have got skydiving, but you haven't been on the Autobahn. In seven months, I'm not doing fucking any of them. Why can't you go skydiving? It's long, isn't it?

Yeah. You should have done that. It doesn't say when. It was actually just have one. Just have one, yeah. Just in case. Might be married in seven months. Who knows? That's what I was going to say, get married. But then if I wasn't, it's like, oh, do you know what I mean? Seven months is not. Yeah, I don't think anyone will think like, oh, he said he was. No, that's why I said like how long. Because if it was a few years, I'd be like, oh, come on. Seven months. Slow it down. You know? Fair. Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening. Peace. Peace.