A New Sex Toy Per Day & Mean Girls First Fight ft. Biz
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He's like, "I got the best idea ever. We're doing a gift a day till Christmas." Before I open the gift though, he tells me, "Whatever it is you're getting, you have to use by the end of the day." Cute. And I was like, "I love that. That sounds really fun." So I open up the first one and it's like a

Nip, like they, they're like little like, you know how you. Nipple clamps? Yes, you know how you jump your car and it's like a. It's like that for that nipple. That goes around your neck. In one. Correct. So neck clamp. Yes, I meant to bring it actually. Neck clamp. And he's like, he's like, since you love your boobs, like I really think you'll love this. And I'm like. I was like, whoa. So then I opened last night's. Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Mean Girl Pod.

Hi, everybody. Hi, Alex. Hi, Jordan. I hope you're having a great day so far. No, I'm a little cranky because you two were hating on my music before we started. You have like, and I don't mean this mean. Just say it. I don't know how it could be nice, though. But you don't have, you have abnormally bad music taste. Okay, you're not the first person to ever tell me that. And I would agree. I like what I like. And no one else likes it. But to my defense, I will never be someone who's like, give me the ox.

Well, except in Nashville when you were like, I've got the song that you should play out loud. And I was like, okay. And it was some Harry Styles song. And you like amped it up. That was the thing. You did this to me in Miami too. You recommended an album. Some album by some chick. That's a Barrett album. And I literally was so depressed on the airplane, I downloaded it. That's a Barrett album. I downloaded the whole entire album because you were like, it's so good. And so that was when I was like, wait, you have bad music taste. But I was like, that's not fair to judge her off of one.

Then in Nashville, you ambushed me again. You're like, I know the song. And it's like that hungover in the hotel room. Like, we're in our robes hanging out, drinking coffee. And you gave me the world's worst recommendation of a song. Love of My Life by Harry Styles is a great song. It just wasn't the mood. See, the thing with me, I like any song that will make me want to cry or hate myself. Okay, well, then don't give me your songs. Yeah, it's a little iffy. How was Nashville? It was great.

Well, you know what we did do? What? Which is ironic because this podcast is presented by them. We took and gave everyone in the NASCAR stratosphere Pink Whitney shots because it doesn't matter what city we're in. Nope. Or

Or what event we're at. Nope. We're taking Pink Whitney shots. And people, remember those people at the Wednesday night event bought us some, which was really nice. Yes. And the best thing about Nashville is when they give you a shot, it's like three shots in one. So we got a lot of Pink Whitney. That's like the best and worst thing about Nashville. Yeah. Speaking of Pink Whitney.

take you should go buy the shooters and put them in all of your family's stockings like I think there's such a good gift to give yeah or whenever you're home for the holidays or right now just in December in general go to the bar buy you and all of your friends pink Whitney shots because tis the season tis the she tis the season tis the season to shoot your shot yes and everybody oh my gosh we were doing shoot your shot on Friday were you reading some of those

Uh-huh. Yeah, I thought they were really sweet. Like, I feel like a lot of people are going through life changes right now, and I'm really proud of all of our listeners because people were like, I quit my job because I want to get a new job, right, into a relationship. And I'm like, shoot your shot at so many different meetings, but I'm really proud of everybody because they're really leveling up. There's something in the air right now where a lot of things are shifting, so I feel like that's just happening to all of us. Like our first fight was a shift. That was a new thing that we haven't done before. We're going to talk about that.

Yeah. We will tell the tale. Alex and I, after almost, no, after a year. Yeah. We're very close. Damn shame. Our one, no, you're right. Yeah, our one year was in January. Mm-hmm. 30th. Sweet. We couldn't even get there. We made it 10 months. That's pretty good, though. Really good. Yeah, we had like our first fight. So here's what happened.

And I knew this was going to happen because you had a stomachache. Yes. At the day of the NASCAR awards. Yeah. And we sat down and they had little mini charcuteries. Yeah. Which means I hadn't eaten that day. That's where I caught on that this was going to be a problem because you weren't eating yours. Yeah. And I was like, why aren't you eating yours? And you're like, I haven't eaten all day. Like my stomach hurts. Yeah. Like every time I took a bite, I wanted to throw up in my mouth. Yeah. You wasn't settling. No. It was like crackers. Like it was, it was, it was settling food, but you did that. That didn't even sound good. No.

Then you said, you know what sounds good? And I said, what? And she said, spaghetti. What? And I was like, okay, noted. Spaghetti sounds good. To be clear, I think I was like, you know, like I was like so like animated about it. I was like, spaghetti just sounds so good. It's the only thing I could eat right now. Bread, spaghetti, like that's what I want. And I was like, okay, cool. Like we could probably find that somewhere. But we weren't sure. So the award ceremony ends and afterwards Luke Bryan is performing. No, Dierks Bentley. So sorry, Dierks. Dierks Bentley. Okay.

And so there was like a little 45 minute to an hour span in between. And it was like, okay, let's run, go eat and change shoes. Yeah. Cause we didn't know if there was going to be food the rest of the night. That was the big question mark. We were getting conflicting answers. So it was like, we got to eat. And my brain was telling me, Jordan, you eat now or forever hold your peace.

So we get to the hotel and I'm like, okay, let's go in the restaurant, let's order, and let's take turns going upstairs to our room. Typically you and I would be like, done. Like, that's efficient, that's the best thing to do. Because that's the way we get back to Dirk's faster.

Is if we sit down and order And we take turns Going upstairs to get our shit Like we do this shit all the time Yep And she's like That's absurd Why are you rushing And I'm like Well cause I like Dierks Bentley And we just left the NASCAR party And we had to get back To the NASCAR party Yeah Cause we're in town For the NASCAR party Jordan's like Why I don't understand Why you're going so fast And I was like What Why Okay

Then we run into some friends. She hasn't eaten all day. Like, and so I'm laughing. Like, I even tweeted in the middle of this, like, Holly, this is absurd. Yeah. So we run into some friends that we had met. And I'm going over there and we're talking to them. And Jordan's like, I'm going to change shoes. And I'm like, okay. So Jordan goes upstairs to change shoes. I sit down at the bar and I look at the menu. And it's very fancy and I can't really read any of it.

So I asked the girl, can you go over everything on this menu just really quickly with me? Give it to me in layman's terms. I don't want cheese. And if there's spaghetti on here, ideally I'll have that. She tells me everything on the menu and she's like, and our spaghetti is phenomenal. And I'm like, fuck, that's perfect. You have bread and spaghetti. Well, I'll order that.

I didn't even get anything because I can't even eat anything. Because Jordan wants spaghetti. Jordan had told me she wanted spaghetti. Okay. She comes back down. That's the one item she wanted. She comes back down from changing her shoes. And I'm like, I got us two glasses of wine and I ordered for you. She's like, you couldn't have waited on me? And I was like...

well, we're trying to hurry. She's like, I can order for myself. And I'm like, but get this, I got you spaghetti. She goes to the waiter and says, can you cancel whatever she put in for me? And I'm like, are you joking? I'm like, oh.

And I also had an issue with the wine. Yeah, she's like, I don't want wine. And I was like, okay, all right. At this point, I will drink both of our wines. And so I'm like, those are two of the things that you like. But also, Jordan doesn't like when people order for her. We were hurrying, and she had requested one item of food. Best part's coming up, though. And you ordered her favorite drink. I got Sauvignon Blanc and...

And spaghetti and bread. Just wait. It gets worse. So she's like, cancel whatever she did for me. And I'm like, oh my God. I'm like, fuck. Okay. So then I'm like, well, you look at the menu. I can't have anything on it because it's all dairy. I'm going to go change my shoes and I'll come back down and whatever you order will be perfect. I go up to change my shoes and I come back down. I'm like, what'd you get? Spaghetti. And I'm like, and then she sips her wine and I'm like, how's the wine? She's like, fine. I'm like, do you think you're being a little mean to me about this?

She's like, I'm over it. And then she starts eating and she goes with every bite. I'm feeling worse and worse about being mean to you. Yeah. And I was like, uh-huh. And I had two glasses of wine. Wait, what was your problem? Okay. Starving. There's some, there's, I have, I don't have a lot wrong with me, but there is one thing that's wrong with me. When I get hangry, I turn into the biggest bitch alive. And I, well,

Like, it's like this monster. Satan's spawn comes out to play, and I can't control it. It's like the devil appears, and there's lights on. Nobody's home. Jordan's gone. The devil's here, and she's about to attack you. You were, like, telling me, like, it was my fault. I know. I was gaslighting Queen. And it took me getting in the elevator by myself to be like, no, you, no. Like, everything you were doing was, like, out of niceness. And when I got back, I was like,

are you fucking kidding me? She was eating what you ordered. And then she was like, I, I'm over it. And I was like, Oh, you're over it. But with every bite, it was like Jordan was coming back and I felt so bad by the end. And I kept apologizing, but I told you, I'm like, I don't give a shit. If you just say so. Like I was like, I literally could care less. It was so funny though, because I knew I was like, when she starts to eat this and with every bite, she came back. Being hangry has hurt a lot of,

things in my life well I've seen you hangry like at work yeah but you've had a couple meals yeah this I think you had an egg that day yeah I had I think I had like three bites of food the whole I had berries yeah yeah it was bad and this was like 9 p.m. yeah like you had had nothing I had nothing I felt like crap I also just was like

I don't know. I mean, my mom's listening. She's going to be like, yeah, I've been there, done that. Every guy that I've ever dated is like, yep, been there, done that. She's a bitch. Then you told me that I was lucky to have experienced it because you do it to the ones you love. Yeah, I do. Because I felt comfortable around you. And I was like, oh, yay.

I know. You'd think I would learn by now to always keep a granola bar in my purse, but I haven't. But I don't think a granola bar was going to sound good that day. No. Nothing sounded good. Yeah. I mean, it's not like I get hangry that often. It's like once a week. Quick pause for an ad. I'm just kidding. It's just me blowing my nose. I'm sorry.

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The rest of my weekend was great. Graham's doing this thing. Yeah, I saw. I want to hear about it. So I think he caught on, because I'll tweet and sometimes talk about it on the podcast, how he doesn't do gifts. So when we were gone in Nashville, he texted me and he's like, I got the best idea ever. We're doing a gift a day till Christmas. And I was like, oh, I don't have a gift a day for you. I'm struggling to find the one gift, because this year we're actually doing gifts. And he's like, okay, we're going to do one a day.

So and he's like don't worry about you getting me one. So I get home and I open up the first gift. Before I open the gift though he tells me whatever it is you're getting you have to use by the end of the day. And I was like okay that's fine. And he uses the example of if I give you a tea kit you have to drink the tea before you go to bed. Cute. And I was like I love that. That sounds really fun. You know maybe I'll get like an eye mask or something. Yeah. So I open up the first one and it's like a

Nip, like they, they're like little like, you know how you. Nipple clamps? Yes, you know how you jump your car and it's like a. It's like that for that nipple. That's what it was? I thought it was a bra. I know, I don't think anybody could see what it was. No, I couldn't. It's that and it goes around your neck. In one. Correct. So neck clamp. Yes, I meant to bring it actually. Neck clamp. And he's like, he's like, since you love your boobs, like I really think you'll love this. And I'm like, oh, I have to use it.

I was like, whoa. So then I opened last night's. Yeah. Wait, did you use it? Did you, did you, by the end of the day, use the nipple clamps? So I was exhausted, but I did like the, you know, I love a rule. So I did like put it on. I did. I did put it on. Thoughts?

Did you like how it felt? I didn't mind it. I was like, I would love this. Like, I was like, oh, this is something I would love. And he's like, ideally, you're more turned on when you're using it. And I'm like, I don't even like this. You're just cooking eggs. You're just standing in the living room with, like, jeans on and, like, this fucking thing. And I was like, this isn't that bad. He comes home one day. You're, like, on the couch with it on. You're like, what's up? I'm just watching Yellowstone. Texting. I have a question about that. Like, it's just, like, it's not doing anything. It's not moving. It's just sitting there.

But my – I'm so sensitive there that, like – Just it being – like, but just no movement? Like – Well, I guess if you move in your neck, it moves. Right? Yeah, and, like, here's the thing. If I do this, like, I'm like, oh, my, like, I don't – like, it's the weirdest thing. Like, my boobs are so sensitive. I should have just, like, wrapped around you afterwards when you were like – It's fine. Like, I don't know what it is. Like, that's just, like, the most sensitive part of me. So it goes around your neck, and then it just chains and it clamps. And, like, I –

If I was turned on, I think I would be obsessed with it, but I loved it even just standing there. Yeah. I know that's crazy. So then I go over to the tree yesterday, and I'm like, which one of these is not sexual? And he's like, well, there's not really one. And I was like...

Graham. So then I, you know, I open it up and it's like full-blown lingerie yesterday. But like very revealing lingerie. And I'm like, are these presents for me? Or are these presents for you? And he's like, I haven't thought about it that way. And I'm like... They never do. Yeah, I'm like, are you kidding?

Really? You're like, I wanted like some eye patches, some like lip gloss, and here's some lingerie nipple tassels. Yeah, but it'd be fun if you actually follow the rule and do it every day. It would be fun. It would be fun. Yeah. Wait, what was the second gift? I'm sorry. I didn't catch that. Okay, so it's this white. It's actually beautiful. Do a picture. No. Okay. Damn, I should have brought these. That's okay. It's pretty white, like lacy. It's a bra, but it doesn't cover. Like it just covers the bottom with like roses. Cool.

And then the underwear is like thick underwear. And I'm sure we've all seen this, but the bottom is just like...

You don't have, you know when you're wearing underwears to move to the side of the side to like penetrate? Yeah. This has like two and it's open. Crotchless. Correct. That's the word. It's crotchless. What I love. I was like, this is really pretty. But it was like beautifully done at the same time. It was tasteful, yet there was crotchless. I love a tasteful crotchless panty. You opened that this morning or last night? Last night. And you didn't use that either? I put it on. Okay. I did model it.

But I'm fucking tired. And also, to be fair, you're like Loki 6. Yeah, I'm kind of like hacking up along a little bit. Maybe tonight you do like all three. The new one, the lingerie, and the nipple tassels all in one. I actually could do the nipple tassels with this because the boobs are out. That'd be fun. And I think it's so cute. Like, I can imagine him online ordering me this stuff.

And I love the idea of a gift a day. I think that's fun. Yeah. I love that I don't feel like I have to give him one back. It's like an advent calendar. Oh, my gosh. Sexy advent calendar. It is like a sexy advent calendar. Well, that's actually a good idea. Yeah. And I wonder what the other ones are. Like, I'm sure they're all, like, I don't think they're all clothes. Well, you know what would be a good idea? Is if you took an advent calendar and you took Polaroid nudes of yourself

And you like put the Polaroid nude in each of the days of the week. So like when they opened it, they would get like a new Polaroid nude of you. Jordan. I just thought of that. That was beautiful.

That should be the gift. That is a really good idea. I have a Polaroid camera. Mike would love that. Should we do it together? Yes. I'll take the pics. Okay. And you don't have to do like 25 days of Christmas. You could do 12 days of Christmas. 12 days of Christmas. 12 days of nudes. No, seriously. 12 days of nudes. Mike Graham, you did not hear this because it's your Christmas gift. That's not ugly. It's got chills. That's genius. I'm really good with gifts, guys.

- Jordan, that's a really good idea. - I just thought of it. I'll eat the chocolate out of the advent calendar for you guys and then you can put the little Polaroids in it. - Wait, so how are we doing it? We're taking the photos and we're putting them on a what? - In an advent calendar. - No, things you open every day of the week. - Oh, you open them. - So they're labeled and you open them and then the photo's in there. - Yeah, you like roll the photo up and put it in there so when they open it, they pull it out and they have it. - So we're doing the 12 days of nudes? - Yeah, 12 days of nudes. - I'm not even kidding you, yes.

Yes. But does it have to be Polaroid? No. Well, I think Polaroids are kind of special because they're tangible and there's only one. And they're like, they have like a vintage filter over it. And then that's like, which the vintage filter is nice for the body. Yeah. So I got to order. You have a Polaroid? I actually have one and the Polaroids are small. They're this big.

And so you just need to buy an advent calendar, take all the chocolate out, and then you can get like a 12 days of Christmas one. I have film, I think. All right, I'm going to Amazon a Polaroid and an advent calendar. Yeah, make sure you get 12 days, though, not a 25. If you have 25, that's fine. Oh, my God, this is such a lovely idea. Yeah. This is like we're going to win Christmas. Like, we're going to win Christmas. This might be the best Christmas gift a guy or a girl, no, a girl can get their boyfriend or husband. Yes. I'm going to say there's no reverse from the guy. Graham came back to me like, I'm

Oh God, it would be the same. That's why it's not fair for guys and girls because their dick pic would be the same, but we could change our laundry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine if they keep the doctor away. What if they put a little Santa hat on top of it? On their balls. The balls were the reindeer and the tip was the Santa hat.

No, immediately no. No. Rudolph. No, no, no. But the only way I guess, I was thinking, because that's what I was thinking too, is like, how can the guys do it back? But he's doing it back, I guess. Yeah. You give the gift. Well, and by the time that this episode comes out, it will be the 12th of December. Okay, everyone today, they have to go on Amazon and order it. Yeah, you guys have a lot of work to do today.

I think I could rifle through these outfits. Or you could just take it on your phone and get them printed at Walgreens in one hour. Would you feel awkward, though, printing nudes at Walgreens knowing the person was grabbing them? No. But when I picked it up, I'd be like, that was for free. You like what you see, baby girl? You know the best part about taking nudes on a Polaroid would be, though, there would be no receipts. Those aren't in a cyber. I think that's the special thing about

It's only one. If you lose it, that's it. And they're not in cyber. They're on a cloud. That's why we love Polaroids. No cloud. Yeah. Do your nudes on a Polaroid. Genius. Wow, this is a very, very, very good idea. Yeah, I'm glad that you guys like it. Maybe you should do it too. I don't have anyone to send it to, Alana. Well, we can find somebody I'm sure we need to do. One lucky listener. Like, comment.

That should have been our Cyber Monday thing. If you buy $2,000 worth of merch, one lucky person will get an admin calendar of nudes. All of us. I think we should have definitely, that's a miss on our part. We should have done that for everybody that spent over two grand. Send nudes. Yeah, find out how much you're worth. Sell your nudes, know your worth. How much would you pay for our nudes? People are like $5 max. Get a boot pick, get a vagina shot. Yeah.

The vagina shot would be worth the most. Oh, I would see that. I don't want to see a vagina. I don't want to see a vagina or a dick pic. I want to see a silhouette of a pretty body. Yeah. Same, same. Like, like, uh, with lingerie on it. Yes. I think that's the most like pristine version like this morning. So I have, um, so we all have these underwears that we wear.

depending on what your the occasion is like for me I have like the underwear where I will not be talking to a guy that day we have the underwear where we're like I want to be comfortable but if I meet a guy out and we go home together I'll look cute so and then we have like the sexy underwear we're like we know we're seeing a guy I have the sexy underwear on right now and I put it on this morning I haven't worn it in so long and I was like what made you who is she it was the only clean underwear I had um it's laundry day or is it so

Or is it? So I used to have underwears for occasions and now I don't wear underwear. But what I think is the most beautiful is like, cause I think underwear like accentuate your body. Yes. You know what I mean? Like I would like to get back into that, but I find them really uncomfortable. No, I'm very uncomfortable right now. But when I looked in the mirror this morning, I was like, Oh, hot damn. You need to be seen tonight, baby girl. Oh, wait, you want to sing funny about that? I have a lingerie set and,

And sometimes I wear the bra just because I like the way the bra looks. And Mike's like, oh, I love that bra. He never says about the panties. The only panties he makes a comment about is from a pack of granny panties that my friends gave me when I was in the hospital when I broke my leg. And he likes them? They are like cotton panties.

Like, granny panties. Not granny. They're just, I guess, what do you call them? Like, bikini. Does he like them or is he commenting? He always comments on them if I walk around in them. He's like, I love when you wear those underwear. Maybe it accentuates your ass or something. I think that's it. But they're so non-revealing. Yeah, I'll send you a picture. They're, like, sky blue, have a seam and, like,

They're not cheeky. They cover probably like 80% of my butt. It's so weird. Does the bottom part of your butt hang out though where you can see the crease?

I do think they make my butt look good. I think guys love that little part where the butt hits the leg, that crease. Yeah, the crease. I think they're obsessed with that. But you know what's funny? What? The Calvin Klein underwear in the bra set, I feel like was so hot and sexy, and it's not revealing at all. I don't like stuff like that. I guess they're kind of like that. Maybe that's why they're hot, because they're like...

I'm just, well, you know why I'm just in my state? Cause guys don't like underwear. They're always like, just take it off. But I feel like when you have like that underwear on, they're like, that's my girl.

Yes. And you're not trying to be hot. You're not trying to be hot. But you're just like so fucking cute in them. Yeah. I think if they can see the crease, like I think that's like a game over situation. Like a lace thong, that's like reminds me of like the hookup days. But now it's like the cotton panties. Like that's my girl. And like she's got a hot body. Yeah. I do think guys love though, actually I don't know if this is true. Yeah.

We never do. I'm actually not sure because I'm a girl, but I think guys like the act of taking off the underwear. Like, I would imagine if you were hooking up with the girl and she took her pants off and had no underwear on you, but you're like, damn, I don't get to do the act of removing the underwear. I think you prefer the removal because it meant mischief. Well, one time I asked a guy, because I was like, do you like the underwear I was wearing?

I'm wearing and he's like I don't care what you have on because I'm going to be taking it off immediately. He's like so don't waste the money on these cute pairs of underwear because he's like I just want you naked. And I was like fair. I respect. Yeah. Yeah. I respect. I get that. I do think too another thing the the bralettes that are lingerie like with a

button down over it, like, slightly unbuttoned. I've been into that lately. Oh, yeah. I don't wear a bra at all. I always have, like, a Skims bralette on. They make my... They're, like, the only thing that, like, pops my boob up, but also in a comfortable way. So, like, I've gotten to the point where, like, my boobs, it's, like, I don't really care if I don't... Like, my top doesn't look sexy. I just care if my bottom looks sexy. Because I just, like... Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Okay, okay. I meant wearing the lingerie top. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. The button down. I think that's cool. Or with like a button down sweater. Yes. Like a little like open, I think is cool. I love that. Yeah. Um, can I ask you guys a question? Okay. Before you ask that question, let's talk about every plate because everyone wants to save cash this time of year and everyone wants to make meal prepping easier. Um,

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So I have a question for you guys because I don't know if I'm in the right or wrong. Immediately, I don't know. So I've told a few people this story and I've gotten some mixed reviews. I also have tended to decide how I'm narrating the story based off of the person I'm talking to. You're tailoring it. Yes. That's when Jordan told me a story and she literally said,

The classic, my friend. And I went through the whole day thinking it was her friend. And then at the end of the day, we were together. She told you the story. And then she looked at me and was like, I lied earlier. It was me.

I didn't catch that. Yeah, you wouldn't. Yeah, you wouldn't because you weren't there the first time. Wow. Sometimes I talk about things too much. No, it's fair. Asking for a friend. Yes, asking for a friend, but I was the friend. It was like a classic, like, oh, my friend did something. Let me tell you about the scenario of this crazy person. Yeah, I guess I just don't want to sometimes think something crazy. But this story, it has to do with communicating with a man. Okay. Yeah.

So, and I need your guys's, I'm going to tell you guys the story honestly. And I need your guys's honest opinion to see if I was in the wrong, he was in the wrong, what the whole situation is. So where do I begin? So on Saturday morning, I woke up and I was very tired. I didn't get a lot of sleep. So I was like sleeping throughout the day and I was talking to this guy and he was like, Hey, are you going to come out later today? Like to hang out this? And I was like, absolutely no, I'm exhausted. I need to sleep. We were talking a little bit. And then later on in the day,

He was like telling me what he was doing. And I was like, well, if you, if you have an early night, you know where to find me. Like, you're welcome to come over, spend the night, you know, the whole shebang. My roommate's gone. And he was like, yeah, that sounds great. I'll keep you posted. And meanwhile, like during this, I was like, but no pressure at all. If you want to hang out with the guys, like stay with the guys, no rush. I'm just chilling. Like I was playing like the cool girl role, which I should not have done.

and as the day was going on, I kept playing that role of like, I hope you're having fun. Like, no rush. I hope, like, if you just want to hang out with the guys, it's fine. And then 9 o'clock rolled around. And also, to be fair, his side of the text were very, like, apparent, like he was coming over. He was like... Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like...

I'm excited to see you tonight. If I come over, can I watch football? Like, funny, like very, like very clear that he was coming over. Okay. And then nine o'clock rolled around and I was just like, all right, we're about to play some, some hardball because I was getting a little angry.

But my texting didn't show that. So I texted him and I was like, hi, what time do you think you're going to come over? And he was like, well, I'm still with the guys. And I was like, okay, yeah, no rush at all. If you want to just stay with them, that's totally fine. I'm going to be going to bed soon. And a little bit like an hour later, rolled around and I was like, all right, good night. Talk to you later. Bye. And he was like, he's like, wait, what? He's like, I want to come over still. And I was like, I'm going to bed.

And he was like, but I want to, like, come over and hang out with you. And I was like, well, if you wanted to, you would. Wait. Wait, what time was that? It was like an hour later. So what, 10? Yeah, but granted, to be fair, like, I was exhausted and I had to get up really early the next day. And he knew that. And he also had to get up early the next day. And he texted me back and was like, Jordan, Jordan.

Like, you can't tell me it's fine and like have fun with the boys and you don't mind. And all of a sudden you mind. And I was like, yeah, I was definitely in the wrong. I apologize. But I am going to bed. And then I didn't text him. And then got a little. But I'm like, am I in the wrong or is he in the wrong? You! Immediately you're wrong. What? I was like waiting for something where I could be like, okay, point for her.

did you want him to come over yes why were you pretending like you didn't because alex the thing that and this is why i wanted to bring this story up is like we oh i'm so sick and tired of just like not saying what's on my mind then why didn't you say what's on your mind no i will now i will now because the next day i felt bad i felt really bad the next day like i was like shit i wasn't the wrong like i went to bed that night and i was like

He's right. Like, if I really wanted him to come... I did really want him to come over. I should have just been like, hey, I really want you to come over. Like, come over now or forever hold your peace. But I hope you do come over type of thing. Versus like, it's fine. No rush. Hang out with the boys. I don't want you to ditch them from me. I hope you're having fun. You need, like, if you're going to go... Well, if you're going to go to someone's...

If someone invites you over, like here's the thing. It wasn't like you guys had plans at 9 p.m. and he canceled when you were giving him the cold shoulder. You were loosely inviting him over when he had plans. And so it's like he needs more from you besides like if you're having fun, go have fun. Like not a big deal. But if you want him to come over, he needs you to be like, I miss you. I want you to come over. I want to cuddle. I guarantee you he'd be like, I am on my way. Yeah. I know I need to do that. I have a very hard time.

expressing how I feel towards people because like you went to bed probably mad or sad that night um yeah I wasn't mad at him I was just like bummed out that I didn't get to see him but that was because of you yeah I was the problem you were the problem yeah he also had people at his apartment so it's a little bit harder to like tell people to go home oh he was hosting yeah that you should have known he wasn't gonna come sorry did I not mention that part he was hosting yeah

He wasn't hosting. He had like his guys over. Yeah, but it's hard to kick people out. Yeah. Yeah. Well, also, if you're here's the thing with guys, too. I think texting them like they sorry to the male species are when it comes to communicating like they can't read a mind even remotely. Oh, I know. You could be like, yes. And they would take it as maybe.

Like you have to be so explicit and then get ready for them to be pretty explicit back. But like you almost have to be so black and white with him or like they're not going to. They just don't get it. No, I was literally watching, you know, the new show Wednesday on Netflix. Yeah. There's this one scene where the girl was like making like alluding to wanting this guy to ask her out. And he was just like he like wasn't catching on. And she was like, are you dumb? I literally want you to ask me out on a date. And he was like, really? And I was like, that's the male population in a nutshell.

We would have so much better – it's actually funny because, like, society is a little bit flipped. We give men all the power to ask us on dates, but we actually have the brain that should be asking them on dates because we're way more decisive and we communicate better. Yeah. But yet the guys are the ones that do it, and they're like, uh, what's up? And you're like, no, ask me to dinner. Like, I want to go to – like, I'm giving you every sign. Like, I'm here. I know, and it was a big wake-up call for me because I realized –

I need to be a lot more straightforward because I don't know why it's so hard to, I don't even want to call it like being vulnerable, but just being like upfront. Like if you like, I feel like I, I never practiced what I preach all day. I'm like, just text them if you want to hang out with them, just schedule a date if you want to hang out with them. And then I sit here and I'm like, but they never, they never texted me first. It's like,

Well, two things. You say if he wanted to, he would. If you wanted to, you would. I know. But the other one is to like, okay, let's go like one layer deeper.

why were you afraid to be like, I want you to come over and cuddle with me? Were you afraid of him saying no? Were you afraid of the rejection aspect or what was it? No, I think I was afraid of coming on too strong. I always, that's like a really big fear of mine is I never want to be the person who's coming on more strong than the other person because I have a fear of rejection. So if I'm always a person who's like one foot out the door, I feel good. Okay. You know what I mean? So you don't want to be too vulnerable for lack of a better term and then him,

Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.

But look, it did end up making you sad. So I guess next time, you know, be like, I want you to come cuddle with me. And I guarantee you, this is the thing too. I think if you say it, if you're like, cause if he, if you were the one out, you'd want him to be explicit with you. Yes. You'd want him to be like, I want to cuddle with you. Yes.

Come over. I want to see you. So I think he probably just needed that. And I guarantee you, if you do that 9.8 times out of 10, he'll come. Yeah. But why do we feel... With your guys' relationships, do you ever feel bad complaining or talking about your problems? I just feel like... Or being vulnerable. For some reason, I have such a hard time...

Like getting to that part because I don't want to be looked at as like the girl who complains all the time or has problems all the time or who has like too many feelings. Like do you ever feel like that or does that just go away over time?

So I used to really feel like that. And I would go around doing a PR stunt for everything. I'd be like, somebody be like, how are you? And I'd be like, excellent. So good. Everything is great at home. I would be like a robot. I'd be like, everything is perfect. Let me tell you why. None of it. There's always a problem somewhere in life, but I wasn't ever saying it because I felt like maybe it's like how I was raised. I don't know. But I just felt like if I had a problem and I told somebody, it's

You know how people use that against you sometimes? Yeah. Like, they take your problem to stand on it to make them feel taller. Yes. That happened to me a couple times, like, in high school, I think. Maybe early on in college. I'd be like, oh, you know, like, I'm just down right now. And people would be like, oh, she's just down. Darn. They're going through it. Yeah, like, oh, she's really just not in a good spot. And then, like, I never felt like they were lifting me up. They were pushing me further down. So then I just decided if I just told everybody it was all good, then...

then nobody could do that to me and I would just take care of myself. But now the older I get, the more I'm like, let me just be honest about this. And I think one, I surround myself with people who don't use things against me. Like, cause that's not a real friend. Right. And you learn really quickly if somebody does that. But two, like the more open and honest I am about things, I feel like I don't care how you spin it. Cause I know the truth. And like, I know that I'm just working through it. Yeah. I also think too, like hearing you say that,

I actually do know why I'm not vulnerable because it's like every time I've been vulnerable in a relationship, when you get your heart broken, it hurts way worse than when you're not vulnerable and you get hurt. You're like, well, I never like reach that depth with them. So it's easier to walk away. So it's like I know if I'm vulnerable and I like open that part of me up, it's like, okay, now if that person hurts you, you're fucked. Versus like if you don't, if you like hold back and you just like don't get to that depth, if they hurt you, it's like a 50% hurt because you can get over it faster. Yeah.

Because you protected yourself. Yeah. But if you protect yourself, you're not giving yourself the best shot at success. Exactly. But if you tear it all open, it hurts a lot worse. But at least, you know, you tried. Both options in that scenario, I would say, are extremely scary. Yeah. Also, who wants to date the perfect person? Like, we want to date people with problems and, like, depth and...

complexity. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Cause we're not going to be perfect either. And being honest about that. I feel like if you're not honest about that, it's constant band-aids and little problems. But if the more honest you are about that, the better shot you have at longevity, it hurts worse probably at the front, but you last longer. And it's just like communicating with people, um,

It's hard. It's so hard. But have you ever had a friend do that where if you go through something really bad, they put you down to make them feel better? Yes. I've had like romantic partners and friendships do that. They like prey on it. They're like, oh, she's got a problem. I'll just stand on that. I'll feel bigger. Yes. Oh my God. I feel like it's a big mid, like Midwest Southern thing too. That I don't, I haven't felt that in New York, but in Minnesota, I, yes.

It's like people thrive off of other people's pain because everyone's secretly miserable. And then you feel worse about having pain because you know if you share it, people will be like, oh. They use it as ammo. And they hold it against you. Anything you say or do will be used against you in the court of law. Literally. I feel like I am so aware of that that subconsciously, I really mostly only talk about things in the past that have happened and...

that I felt and that are over with that I could conclude like oh that's how I felt about that like I rarely will talk about things that I'm feeling like right now like this week because I don't want someone to like because tomorrow I could be over it and I don't want someone to like define me by something I'm feeling today that could be like fleeting because like my feelings change about things so often so like I like I feel like I'll talk about

Past relationships Or past Like feelings I've had Way more than like What I'm going through Right now Cause I'm like Oh like I did officially feel that way And that did officially happen But like I'm over it now Cause you don't want people To hold it against you Cause I don't want people To hold like Yeah and like Define me right now by it Does that make sense? You know what I mean? No that's literally Why I changed my story That you brought up Cause I was like I don't want them to think Like the person I'm talking to I don't like Because like tomorrow I could feel completely different Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Exactly Yeah It's like fleeting It's like well I don't know If that's like true tomorrow Yeah So I don't want to say it now And have them like

keep it in like a checklist. Right. Well, and I think too, if you feel through something out loud with somebody, I've done this with you before and I'm like, here's something I'm going to do for the first time. I'm going to tell you everything that's happening before I've, I've done the resolution of it. And it's like, you feel like if you show somebody the full process of how you go through something, that's like the most vulnerable state of you. But it's like, why be afraid of that? Because it's who we are.

But I really am like I live truly I do agree I live so afraid of that of being like because I haven't solved it yet and I have no idea what will happen. I think it comes from like it stems from being afraid someone's going to hold against you because it's like let's say I'm dating somebody and I'm like telling you all the shitty things that they do to me. And then you ask your friends for advice like should I stay with them and they're like no he treats you like shit but you're like you were only like that's why I don't want to tell you all the bad like that I need to talk to because you're holding against me now.

If so, yes. And if somebody holds something against me, like three weeks later, they make like some passive aggressive comment. I'm like the audacity, literally like, let it go. Like I was so vulnerable to tell you that. How could you ever, it wasn't yours to hold. Exactly. It was mine to hold. And I showed you a little part of it, but I wasn't giving it to you. So it belonged kind of like my problem belongs to me. Yeah. Yeah.

I know that's wrong. I don't know why people feel the need to hold on to other people's problems for them. Like if you're telling me everything going on in your life and you just want to keep living your life, I have no right to hold anything that you've told me because those aren't my problems to hold. Like I'm just an ear. I'm not someone who needs like keep you in check. Yeah. Like you can know, but you don't get to step over. Exactly. Yeah. And that's a bit, that's, I feel like that's a very important boundary for a friend, but it's also a really good way to garner trust because

Yeah. Because when you know somebody won't do it to you, then you're like, I can tell them more. Yeah. And I know a lot of friends are like, but you have to keep your friends in check. And it's like, no, no, no, no, no. Like you need to be there for them, be a shoulder for them to cry on. But like we all know at the end of the day, it doesn't matter how many times a friend tells you something. The only person who can change your mind is yourself. And the older we get, the less like we're looking for, I think, like exterior advice. Yeah.

I feel like we're pretty much are like, okay, I'm grown now and I've probably got it worked out, but I do want somebody to tell. Yeah. Like if I'm ever, if I date a shitty person, I don't care how many times you tell me they're shitty. The only person who's going to break up with them and make that decision is me. Absolutely. And I can say it till I'm blue in the face, but there's also going to be a period too, where I, if I expect you to listen to me, like,

That's never going to work out because I keep saying it's like I'm exerting energy trying to tell you and then I'm getting mad that you're not listening. And it's like that's a really bad cycle because you don't have to listen to me. Yeah. No, I completely agree. Communication, man. It's hard. Okay. Before we move on, let's talk about Proper Wild. Yay.

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He said, how do I balance watching sports as a huge sports fan with a girlfriend who doesn't like sports at all? I'm assuming they live together. He didn't mention, but I'm going to assume. My worst nightmare. I did used to have this problem. I forgot about it. I never had, but I do now.

Guys love sports more than I think we can imagine. Like, there's nothing I think that you can chalk up that the female species likes as much as guys love sports. No, you can't. There's nothing. I've tried for years. There's not one thing that we possibly could love. Like, makeup, it's not it. That you watch on TV. Yeah.

That is a certain day of the week and is, um, has a season attached to it. And you're obsessed with, you are so obsessed with the outcome of it to the tune that it can completely ruin your day. Yes. I don't have anything that could do that for me. No. And it's, it's hard because like, it's the one of the few, like, it's something that I think girls feel hurt by. Cause they're like, how can a guy choose a sport over me? But it's like, we have to realize this sports on like one day a week.

For a few hours. They can get you any day of the week. That's not true. No, but no, it's on all week. That's true. All Sunday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. I would, I'm on, I'm on, I am that girl. Like I'm not on his side because on Sunday I went to a football game and then I had to watch two hours of football after that football game. And I wanted to slice my neck. No, I, I'm struggling with this. What did Mike do?

Mike is a literal freak when it comes to football. Like, I don't have a Sunday with him. Like, it's so frustrating. Have you ever? During football season, no, 0%. Even when you started dating? 0%. Okay, that makes you feel better. Yeah, I like that. Like, even to the point where my friend...

was having people over to watch football. And I'm like, oh, we're going to order a bunch of Chinese food. Like 15 people are going beers, whatever. No, I'm going to stay home and watch it by myself. I went to this football watching party alone. Like there's no, like he Sundays don't exist with him. Oh, I'm sorry. Would you like to be on the podcast? Who? Oh, did you? Do you want to answer a listener question?

Why are guys so obsessed with sports? Oh, yeah. That's a fucking great question. I don't know. We're trying to figure it out right now. Would you choose sports over the girl you're dating? Are you guys actually recording? Yeah, we are. And we're talking about their boyfriends picking watching football over hanging out with their girlfriends. Do you want to talk in the mic? It's an excuse to not hang out with the ladies? What about watching it with her and making her watch it with you? She's miserable.

I just think that they probably don't want to keep explaining the rules. They don't want to keep... That was going to be... Wait, why would you want to not... Why would you choose a sport over hanging out with your girlfriend, though? Here's the thing. I think guys want to be watching sports with guys. I think it's all about balance, and they can't play sports in the mornings and...

rarely in the afternoon unless it's the weekend. So it's all about balance. Balance. Love you guys. Love you. This episode featuring Biz. Nice little cameo. No face, no visuals though. But he's there. It's hard though because he makes a good point about the rules but like I'm that girl where I'll watch sports with you but put a laptop or my phone in front of my face and I'm not going to say a peep. Well no, this is the thing. I think guys...

I do think that it's nice when guys watch sports with the girls. Yeah. Because they truly want to be watching it with somebody that understands it and can respond to them. So we're kind of a burden at a football game because we're like, I don't know which player was that. And he's like, how do you not know? Like, this is my life.

And so it's like, that's nice when they bring you along. Like, I feel like they think that they're bonding, like they're bringing us into their world. But I, I do love going. It's really a fun atmosphere. It's just to sit on the couch for 10 hours watching. Yeah. Like Sunday, I get Sunday chilling, like watching movies, whatever. But sometimes like I want to go do stuff on Sunday.

Yeah. Or I want to be in bed watching Netflix. And like, if we do do stuff on Sunday, it has to be under the condition that there's a TV at the place with sports on. So wait, what about making Sunday though? Like your day? Like I, Oh, I leave. Okay. I do my own thing now. If that's what he wants to do. I've gone to where I love when Graham's like, I there's, there is a game I want to watch on a Saturday night. And I'm like, great. I'm going with the girls.

That's what I do. Yeah. See, I love that idea. But Sundays are just a hard day because it's like usually I'm so busy on the weekends like with my girlfriends where Sunday is like the one day where I'm like, yeah, I actually am free to hang out. But it's like they're watching football. Oh, and you want to like watch movies on the couch? Yeah. But it's football? Because my Fridays and Saturdays are usually reserved for my girlfriends. And Sundays I just I never hang out with like anyone. So I'm always free. But when when sports are around, it's like I don't want to.

Watch. I wonder what it is. Like, I wonder what it is about a team of a bunch of guys that we don't know playing another team of a bunch of guys that we don't know that these guys are...

obsessed with? I think it, I think it has to do with being part of like a community. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking. Like they do fantasy. They have the, like the, they compete. They, it's like the only way guys can bond literally. And it is such a good way for guys to bond. Like I do, I will say this. I understand the culture. I did it Saturday going to the bar and watching games all day and like wearing your team shirt. There is nothing more fun than that. Yes.

I don't understand the sitting at home in front of the TV not being able to do anything else because your team's playing. That's where I'm like, guys. See, that's where I draw the line. I will go to a bar with you. As long as there's food and alcohol, I'll go to a game. I'll go to a bar with you all day. But I don't want to sit on a couch with you. It doesn't matter how much I love the person I'm dating.

Jordan time is more valuable. Me sitting in bed watching TikToks is more valuable than watching football on a couch. Well, here's my thing. Like, they take over the main TV. Yeah.

Yes, the main. They take over the main television in the middle of the place. If you want to watch football, I think you've got to go to the bedroom. But no, they'll do it in the main TV. They'll sit on the couch. And then I'm like, okay, how about this? Let me put on Gossip Girl on a Tuesday night, blare it, and you can't talk to me while I'm watching it. That would never work. Well, and this is guys the whole time. They sit up like this. They don't know. They're like, let me check the score of the other game. It's like, at least hold me.

Right. I was going to hold me if we're going to watch. Get me a jersey. Like, I want a jersey too. Like, I want to participate. Yeah. Send me clips about your favorite player. Show me her wife. Yeah, give me a back massage or something. No, it's this. Literally. Oh my God. Did you see that? It's like, bro, bro, bro. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. And I'm like, I don't understand what just fucking happened. And then this is my favorite.

let me check the score of the other game. Hold on, hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't talk to you right now because I'm checking the score of the other game. The worst is when they flip back and forth. I'm like, how do you know which game you're watching when you're watching 15 games in one day? Oh, no, no, no. We know, we know. I do understand. I do officially understand having four TVs on the wall. Yeah. I'm like, I get it because it's so fucking annoying that you're all like, like they're flipping back and forth and I'm like, I have epilepsy. I'm epileptic now. That would literally be a few

Stop doing that. I don't understand it. I'm exhausted. But like, it is nice. Okay. So I will say, but it is nice. No, when you're dating someone who is into sports, so it is kind of nice sometimes. Cause then you're like, Oh, at least I know I get my Sundays to myself. Yes. I can go hang out the girls and just be free. It's just hard in the beginning of a, of any type of like relationship because it does kind of make you feel like they're choosing a sporting event over you.

And like sometimes they are. No, they are. It hurts. But like I dated someone when I dated my ex-boyfriend like and he would choose sporting events over me. I was like, fuck. Yeah, I'm gonna have a Jordan day today. That's me. I'm like, oh, do you want the games important? Awesome. I've got you should pick like The Bachelor or some I don't know some show but it's just hard though. Like I said, like once you get over like that beginning like

The annoying beginning. I used to love the beginning stage of relationships. Now I feel like they're fucking exhausting. You're like, do they still like me? They're choosing this over me. Like you're so sensitive. It's like once you get past that, it's golden. But during that, like, I wish I want them to be obsessed with me phase. It's like, why are they choosing football over me? Well, you want to hang out with them. And football does football picked when whoever designed the football schedule knew the best times and the down times. Like there's never really a Friday night game.

So they picked all the times when we're like cozy, cuddly and want to wear like a sweater and they put the games on that day, which is terrible for when you're dating because that's the only time like Monday night. What a great slot to wear sweatsuits and order Chinese food in together. But no, cause there's a game on also like to come up with the solution for this guy, be a little bit more coherent and plan ahead and pick date nights that

during the week that don't revolve around football but plan those ahead be like okay babe like let's let's do something on Wednesday and Friday this week but then Sunday's it's a football day because then she'll still feel loved and wanted and then you'll still get your day of football love it like just oh man plan ahead oh I forgot the solution I was like what is this what are you solving oh yeah the listener question also I feel like you get one team that you're diehard for kind of that

I could not agree more. Like, if the Patriots are playing at one... Okay. But all day, you don't care about the... Like, what's another team? The Bears are like... But then you have college football on Saturday and professional... That's not going to hinder what we do. I'm even down... I'm down for one college, one professional team. Yeah. And I'm down... Fine. Per sport. And then I'm also down for one NBA team. But NBA plays so often that I need you to just...

NBA is not the one we're sitting down and we're watching. That's a phone glance on the screen. You can refresh it on the phone. Yeah. That's what you can do with the NBA. Hockey. Hockey. You can, we can refresh these things. Yeah. But you can pick your football team, I guess, but you get one NFL and one college. Yes. But I have a hard time. I saw this tweet and it was like, so you're telling me a bunch of 19 year olds that you don't know didn't perform well enough today and it ruined your entire day. That's what happened. And I was like, Oh,

No, no. Like when college football plays and like their team loses. Oh, like those are, they're diners. Bad. Miners. They're not 21. They, they let, they let 18 year old boys to 20 year old boys ruin their life. They're their whole entire day. And like, they're actually in a bad mood about it. Like, did you not see, but did you not see? And I'm like, bro, no, I never, they're done for the season. My life's over. It's like, okay, yeah, we can move on. We don't win the next game in our standing. And I'm like, like,

Like, we've all been that girl where we're like, oh, fuck, if this team doesn't win, our life's fucking screwed today. You're like, please win, please win, so I can have a pleasant evening. Right. It's like...

yeah it's bad it's a good listener question yeah for it's a good listener question for this far into the season yeah because every time football leaves we do miss it i miss it yeah i want the season to come back because it is cozy love the culture and then and then we get you know 75 to 80 percent of the way through it and we're like now we're just waiting for the super bowl party yeah exactly oh i feel like in the beginning of the season it's worse when you guys should host a super bowl party oh that sounds fun i would do that that's

would you yeah for sure done i'll bring the buffalo chicken dip i know no no no no you make that mike has the best oh like show-stopping recipe like every time he makes it everyone's like what is this really yeah okay fuck yeah i'll bring wings i'm gonna okay i'll bring a different dip bring oh okay see that's my super bowl like the food at the super bowl party like that's crazy what are them oh okay i'm picking up my wings oh i'll bring fries yeah i'm not cooking i

I was like, how do I make fries? Making wings. No, literally, I go, but how do I bring them? Jordan buys a deep fryer for the occasion. No, literally, I was like, how do I? Chopping potatoes. She said she wanted fries. They can just order them. I always forget you can do that. Oh my God, it's hilarious. Well, on that note. Yeah. Okay, fine.

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several leisure days oh well I usually I'll wear the same leggings like every day of the week to work out but I won't wear those leggings leisurely ever they're like oh they're strictly sweat yeah and then I put on different ones leisurely I do that with socks I will work out in the same socks every day it's hard to know the laundry machine in your apartment you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying yes correct

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