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Now on Wide World of Sports, the Sunday Carve-Up. You ever had a cramp in your toe? I had one of them during the week, my second toe. I had a cramp in me hammy the other day. But you don't do anything. I was doing something. LAUGHTER
There's a one-on-one there, Connolly Lemuelo. I thought you were talking about the whole crew. I'd moved on, thank you. I said, Carly! Hey, stop it! Get the pickle juice!
Phil was sending me some of the greatest stuff that I'd ever produced on our great breakfast show. Macquarie Sports? Yes, that's what he's been saying. He said it to me yesterday. That's right, he did too. Maybe he's like, oh, this was the greatest one-liner ever. Yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah. When the bolt went through the cock in the cricket? You know, when you're subbing copies of newspapers and everything.
What did you... So the use of commas. Commas. The use of commas. You need to move on with your life. Actually, can we... I want to know more about this. What happened? I love a comma. Just commas me. And look, the use... Look, look. I love a comma. Yeah, I'm always good for a comma. What an exclamation mark.
Roger says, hi, team. Boy George used the most commas out of anyone. Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma, Camille. Happy birthday, big man. Thank you very much. Very nice. Beautiful cake. Cake looks beautiful. I can't cut it. Don't touch the bottom. You have to kiss the closest boy.
Why are you getting closer? Is that what your daughter said? It was a little bit of mould on one of the... On the crust of the bread. So I just cut the mould off that. No, throw it in the bin. You've lost the plot. Why? And you bagged me for being Mr Clean. You are Mr...
Germsville. So if you've got a bag of rice and there's one weevil in there, I'll get rid of that one weevil and then I'll cook the rice? Good call. Hello, pronto, Sylvania. Yes! Ladies and gentlemen, one of the benefits of working in the McDonald's Interactive Studio is we have access to all of the cameras. The feeds. The feeds from the nine studios, from Suncorp Stadium. But I do want to tip my hat to Stan in the nine studios. He's on camera number two today and he zoomed in for me on Paul Gallen's head. Oh!
And it's been brought to our attention that his hair is quite dark tonight. I've texted him and I've said, we are looking at you on TV, darker hair have you put a colour through? To which he's responded with one of the great smothers, no, no, no. He's definitely put a rinse or he's got boot polish in. Boot polish.
I feel the need, Piggy and Daryl, to apologise to the former New South Wales captain, Paul Gallen. OK, thank you. But he's come in today and I can see the grey. So, Gal, I'm going to apologise to you. Maybe it was the cameras or the make-up or something. No, I put another wrench for it last night to make it go backwards. Seriously. This is for you, Paul Gallen. Carly Simon said it so well, my friend. You are so vain. You're so vain.
You probably think this song is about you. You're so vain.
Did you see the response and the reaction to Reece Walsh when he walked out there in Toowoomba? Oh, was that the opening session? Yeah. I think they said it's 7,000 or 8,000 people there. I saw it. When he emerged from the dressing room, it was like a boy band concert. It reminded me of like a Taylor Swift-esque concert.
into the stadium wherever they were training. Unbelievable. I couldn't believe it. All the girls were screaming. You know what it did? It took me back to my day. I heard an ad today saying that if the cattle, if they're happier, they taste better. Do you think that's true? I tell you what I reckon that they taste better. Why would that be? Your muscles are the meat. That's what we eat. So they tense up. So their muscles are relaxed. They don't have... How do you know cows' muscles are tense? When's the last time you saw a tense cow? When I saw... I haven't. You know they have masseuses. He hasn't.
That's true, this. They have cow masseuses that go in and massage. For the Wagyu cows. Don't surprise me. So wouldn't you think a Wagyu cow that gets massaged would be a whole lot happier and taste better than some fat cow sitting in the back of some paddock that's got nothing? When the cow gets a massage, does it go and lay on its back on the cove? Does it have to wear its undies? Almost all beef in developed countries. It lays on her back. It's like chickens. Oh, you got the wrong teeth. LAUGHTER
Oh, I had to go to Wollongong, was it last week? I finally saw a deer. They're everywhere, mate. It's a real issue down at Wollongong. The wild deer roaming the streets of Wollongong. That reminds me of one of Piggy's great lines. Do you want to tell Gail that one? Long time ago. Tell Gail. I can't even remember it. What was it again? What's the cheapest cut of meat?
Deer's balls, because they're under a buck. After I have a shower, I clean the glass so it looks sparkly. With like a wind squeegee type thing. Yeah, like a squeegee thing. I clean it with that. And then I go to the floor.
and I squeegee all the water towards the water. You've got way too much time on your hands. Seb's in Western Sydney. Hello, Seb. I was mid-bite through my reheated pizza there and I had to spit it out at the vision of the big barn, bending down and cleaning his shower with a squeegee. Me too. It's not as if I'm posting it on Instagram or something.
It's in the privacy of my own home. I bet you walk around with nothing on sometimes, Jabba. Mate, I'm driving around now with nothing on. There you go. There you go.