Tommy Lee & Brittany Furlan Lee | THIS IS THE WORST
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People think that you're like gruff and you know tough and all that and I'm like no he's just sitting in the backyard trimming his trees. I just look over and you have the bedroom slippers on. Mr. fucking wild and crazy. These four dudes come in our dressing room and they're like fuck fucking made it. Back of the van you know where you put the luggage and shit there's like what three four benches yeah seats two chicks pop up at the back and they have a distributor cap in their hand they're like

We want to suck your dicks. Give us your penises. Oh, I've seen that guy's picture. See his tattoos on his face? And Britney hasn't fucked him yet? What? I don't think that's Britney's type. Oh, no. She's into athletes. She's not into tattooed murderers. Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Come on. Rolling, rolling, rolling. Yeah, Freddie. Yeah.

Guys, welcome back to another episode of This is the Worst Podcast. As you can tell, my co-host looks a little bit different today. Say hi, babe. Yeah. Yeah, but still loves sucking dick. Both of my co-hosts love sucking dick.

I'm dead. Hopefully Brittany won't be too missed. No, we miss Brittany. We love her. She's in New York City. Right off the top, we got to say our episode is sponsored by Olipop, our favorite. And you know, it's actually so funny what you just said, Jollipop. Yeah. What's Jollipop? Whatever you want it to be. Jack Daniels with Olipop. Jollipop. Jollipop. I'm drinking the cherry cola flavor, which is...

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Or if you like to drink, I'm dead. They just stopped sponsoring us. Yeah, totally. Brittany just called our audience members alcoholics. I'm saying at least it'll water it down a little bit. It's a little better for your health, you know? Yeah. It's good for your gut health too. This has got stuff that makes you go poo-poos. Is it good with vodka? I have no idea.

- I haven't tried it. - Cherry Coke? - I haven't, I mean, I wouldn't, I'd probably put Cherry Coke with like Jack or something, right? 'Cause vodka's more for like, like-- - Some people drink vodka Cokes, but-- - They do? - But it's probably way better with Jack. - Mm-hmm. - Sure. - Yeah, I think that this would probably be-- - Actually, Jack and Cherry Coke?

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- Welcome. - Thanks. - Welcome Poopy. - Thanks Poopy. - Yeah, I love you. - I love you too. - You've done a couple of my other podcasts when I had my old podcast, which was, you know, "Worst Firsts" where we talked about a lot of bad shit.

Yeah. So I like to kind of get into like what's happening. I kind of, Brittany and I usually talk about like what's going on in the beginning of the week. So right now I was telling you about there's a case with this guy named Wade Wilson. Have you heard of him? Only from what you mentioned. You haven't heard anything else about him? No, that's the craziest thing, yeah. Mike, can you pull up a picture of Wade Wilson? So basically, everybody,

everyone is thirsting over this guy. Wade Wilson's also the name of Deadpool and Ryan Reynolds. Oh, really? That's so weird. Mike bringing the nerd knowledge. I love it. It's the first thing that comes up. I don't know who the other Wade Wilson is. Wade Wilson convict. Okay, so I want Tommy to see a picture of him because everyone is obsessed with him. This guy, he's on death row right now. He got the jury decided on the death penalty for him. He killed two women.

Just randomly. Like he... This is him. Oh, I've seen that guy's picture. See his tattoos on his face and he's got like the Joker tattoos. He's got swastika under his eye. And Britney hasn't fucked him yet? I'm screaming. What? I don't think he... That's Britney's type. Oh no, she's into athletes. She's not into...

- Murderers yet. - Tattooed murderers. - She's not into murderers yet. - Okay, yet. - I'm screaming. No, this guy, he's gotten over like 3000 letters a week of women thirsting over him, wanting to marry him, wanting to like break him free just 'cause he's hot. Like he literally admitted on the phone to his girlfriend, he's like, "I killed that bitch." He met a lady at a club one night, right?

And he her her name was something Melton. I forget her first name. I know the other lady was Diane Ruiz. This lady's cute lady went back to her house. I think they had sex. And then when she fell asleep, he strangled her to death.

Oh, wow. And everyone's like, why? Right? Yeah. And then he steals her car, steals this lady's car, drives to- Does he try not to make any noise? Was like mom in the next room or something? Like, what's the deal? I mean, I think she lived alone. But why have sex and then kill someone? Like, I don't get it, right? Or was that just like, you know, like some people like to get asphyxiated? No, no, no. She was sleeping when he choked her to death. Oh, okay. Got it. She didn't know. I thought it was just like, you know.

No, but the cum went too far. No, babe, this is, this is what's even more fucked up. So then he steals her car. He goes and meets his current girlfriend at the time at her work, gets in a fight with her, punches her in the face. His current girlfriend punches her in the face.

And there's recordings of him on the phone with his current girlfriend. And he's like, hey, baby, talking like everything's fine. And she's like, you fucking punched me in the face. He's like, yeah, you took that hit like a champ. God dang. And he's like, please call me, baby. Don't call me, dude, because she's like calling him, dude. You can. It's so weird. So he has like whatever. So then he takes this lady's car that he stole.

and he needed money because he was broke and he picks up this innocent woman named diane ruiz and for some reason this woman gets in the car with him i mean i fucking wouldn't like what you know what i mean like you're just getting in a car with a stranger but i guess he's like he comes off as really charming and really handsome people say right they don't think he seems dangerous they couldn't tell by his face i think he got the

face tattoos in jail. Oh, okay. Yeah, because I'm like, you see that, like, you aren't going to get in the car with that guy, right? Not that face tattoos make you shady, but he's got a lot. I mean, the fucking crazy stitches around the mouth are like nuts. Yeah, that's pretty significant. And people are still thirsting over him.

Whoa, dude. Joker shit. Yeah. And so, and he's like six foot six. He's like super tall. And like, wow. He's like, he is. I mean, he is a handsome guy, but like, he's a fucking killer. You know what I mean? So then he picks up Diane Ruiz. She gets in his car. Cause he needed money. And she pretended he was asking for directions. He strangles her in the car. Broad daylight, broad daylight strangles her in the car. She doesn't die.

So then he drives out to like a field, dumps her on the ground and she's out of it, obviously, because she's half dead. Right. And then he runs her over back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And he was on the phone with his dad bragging about it, going, Dad, it was so cool. She looked like spaghetti when I was done with her. Whoa, wow.

If that's not the fucking worst. Yeah, that is pretty gnarly. Dude, I mean, I'm shook right now, though. But if you go on TikTok, this is how so insane these women are on TikTok. They're like, free Wade. He has mental health issues. Free Wade. Free Wade. They all want to fuck him. They all want to date him. The jail said they've gotten the most letters that any jail's ever gotten for someone. Wow.

Like people are trying to fuck him. Anyway, so that's like at the top of this week. So insane. Yeah, look at these women. There's just millions of TikToks. Oh, they gotta just not be...

they don't even care just imagine what they look like dude these women oh i mean some of them are cute actually surprisingly i mean i'll have to show you later but some of them actually are cute i've gone through a lot of these they're making like edits you know how they make edits of you like all cute with you playing drums they make they're making edits of him i'm like this guy mercilessly killed two women the one woman had kids and they like took the stand and

And we're like, my mom was the best mom, the Diane Ruiz lady. Like it was so sad watching her kids like take the stand. It's like, look, oh my God, you're divine. Look at the edits. Look at the edits. Guys, you got to put these in. This is just so crazy. They love him.

and anyway so that's like a crazy thing that's going on in the world right now i mean i don't even think like the weird thing is is like what's his name richard ramirez do you remember him yeah were you around when that was happening like do you remember guitar tech oh yeah yeah john fives guitar tech does look like richard we call him we'll put in a picture of him dude yeah you where were you when that whole thing was happening uh i was on tour you were on tour oh wait

yeah i think i was what year was night stalker mike 80s i believe the 80s yeah so you were on tour i was definitely on tour yeah you were married do you remember hearing stuff about it yeah but you didn't really care no because i was never home and you were and it was in california yeah and you weren't a chick so you didn't have to worry about it 84 84 babe

I wasn't even born yet. God, that's crazy. Isn't that so weird whenever we talk about that? I know. He's had like a whole life and I wasn't even born. Like you were on tour fucking- Ripping it. Ripping it. Famous already. Yeah. Right? Oh, yeah. And successful. Yeah. Yeah.

And I was just like, just so crazy. Yeah. So, okay. So that's, that was nuts. Yeah. So, I mean, I guess this is like the most popular guy that is right now that everyone's thirsting over and that's like a big topic. Also, the topic right now is the Olympian guy. Did you see that guy who was pole vaulting in his stick? Yeah, it's funny.

His junk knocked the pole down. They offered him a $250,000 porn deal just off of that. What did he do? From his dick. Making him lose. Did he take it? Did he accept it? No, I don't think so. But how crazy? You're just about to get the gold.

And you're fucking boing. Damn. Babe, that'd be you. Actually, you would probably use your penis as the vault. Boing. You wouldn't even need the stick. You would just use your penis. Yeah, leave the pole at home. You come with your own pole. Yeah, and then the pole can't get in the way. Because it is yours. Because you're using it. It's attached to your own body. Yeah. Yeah.

Gonna have to whip that thing back up over the crossbar. Dude, I'm saying. Yeah, you gotta burp, gotta lift it back over the crossbar. I'm fucking dead. Poor guy. And he's really handsome, too.

Poor guy. That's probably the most exposure that man has ever had and probably ever will have his entire life. It's like good attention, huh? Dick tension? For everyone to know you have a big dick, it's kind of like good attention. Yeah, definitely not a bad... Yeah, it's not like it was like... Imagine if his thing was really tight and his wiener looked like...

a little button yeah that would be weird yeah you're like you're telling me about your tour manager yeah the little mushroom cap do you said and you said he used to get naked yeah and get in the hot tub with you guys yeah and his dick was just like like just like a mushroom cap there was no like length no it just looked like just just a just a tit a doorbell yeah yeah

And what would girls do when he would do that? Just pretend like he wasn't walking around naked. Really? Would he freak everybody out? Well, we would tell him. We'd be like, dude, get in the water. Why did he have to be naked? I don't know. We just, you know, there's that thing like guys do where they just kind of like.

just this like posturing that little like proud yeah posturing like trying to be like he's big a big deal or something yeah and it's like dude put that away oh my gosh and were you guys all naked too uh sometimes so this is just like after shows you guys would all yeah back at the like hotel we did you know dive into the

or sorry, the hotels, like, you know,

and, you know, spa areas. It'd be closed, be late. We'd get security to open them up and, you know, random parties like that all the time. And everyone would be naked and then the tour manager would show up and everyone was like, oh, come on. I know, I'm like, dude. God. All of a sudden, I'm craving mini hot dogs. Gherkins, dude. Jerkin' a gherkin'. Okay, what else do we have? What else do we have on here? Um,

We also went and saw, oh, dad. We went and saw that movie Long Legs that's been so hyped up that everyone's been hyping the shit out of that. Did you see it, Mike? - Yep. - What were your thoughts?

- It missed me a little. Great marketing campaign, amazing marketing campaign. - Dude, the marketing was insane. - But don't say your song to the lambs, 'cause you're not. - Yeah, you know what was crazy? It's really hyped up and I told you, I was like, that's why we wanted to go see it. It was so hyped up. There were articles saying people were running out of the movie theaters, like they couldn't handle how intense it was. - What? - Yes. That people were freaking out, running out of the movie theaters screaming because it was so intense.

That's insane. Can I tell you what Tommy did? He fell asleep. Yeah, I believe it. I look over and I'm like, I'm watching it and I'm kind of waiting for like the, you know, the really scary part and Tommy's all... Yeah. Well, the only scary part was...

The actor. Oh, Nicolas Cage. Who's in it for four, sorry, two seconds. That was the only good part and that happened once. His makeup? What? His makeup or what? Yeah, he was just, he looked fucking creepy. He did look creepy. But everything else was a snore.

I mean, it's kind of insane how people were, it's all over social media, people saying this is the scariest movie, you're gonna freak out, people running out of the theater saying they couldn't handle it. Yeah.

And I'm sitting there going like, what? Not that rad. There is a lot of demonic imaging in it though. Like they do flash a lot of demonic symbols on the screen. And actually at one point they flash this one like triangle symbol or whatever. That's like a demon symbol. And I remember Manson has it tattooed on his hand. It's so crazy. I was like, oh shit. Manson actually has it tattooed on his hand. It's like a triangle. Yeah.

All the good imagery and cinematography couldn't make up for a story that just didn't have it. Yeah, I definitely was like, I definitely think it was overhyped. And it was slow. Yeah, it was slow. I was waiting for, yeah. So, I mean, I don't know if you guys, not to kill it for you, have seen it or not yet, but yeah, so...

It made me go home and watch Sinister. Watch that. Oh, Sinister. I haven't seen that. Oh, with Ethan Hawke? Oh, okay. We got to watch that. We love scary movies. You watch that tonight and call me and say, thank you. Tommy and I were kind of talking about, because we love, I love supernatural stuff. My favorite thing is, I grew up in Pennsylvania. It's so haunted. I tell you, I mean, you hate going back there. Yeah. Because you're like, everything is, what do you call it? Grandma's house? Yeah. Yeah.

Grandma's house. He says everything is grandma's house because like, you know, Bucks County, you know, it's all old. Like it's basically just really old, really rickety. The houses are like mostly made of stone. And haunted. And haunted. I mean, a lot of it is haunted, you know? And we were talking about like ghost stuff and I couldn't believe that you've never really had...

You've never had like crazy supernatural experiences, but you've had some. - Just some, but not me personally? - No, you did in your house, remember? - Oh, oh. - I want you to tell about it. The Malibu house. - Yeah, I mean, I think that they were. - Yeah, so you think that house, the house in Malibu, you think was built on Indian burial ground? - Yes, yes, found out that it was. - Oh, it was, for sure found out it was. - Yes, yeah.

Holy shit. The Chumash. The Chumash. Chumash Indians. Oh my God. On some of their burial land. And so much bad shit happened there. That explains a lot of the weird shit for sure. I mean, the kid drowning, which was not your fault. Yeah. You know, um...

The fight, then you were telling me about your guitar player, Kai. He would come and stay with you and he would get so scared. Yeah, he saw shit. He was sleeping. Saw images above the bed. And that's the far side of the house upstairs. That's where all...

everything kind of weird took place. So it had like, it had a side of the house. You remember this stuff I was telling you about with the kids? Yeah. Say, tell, tell that that's so nuts. There'd be times where, you know, I don't know, it's 10 o'clock, nine o'clock, put the kids to sleep, you know, I don't know. TV's on, you know, and,

Go back an hour or so later to check on them and you turn the TV off because they'd fall asleep with it on. Go in there and turn the TV off. Yeah. Okay, they're asleep. Go back down. And then, you know, maybe midnight, I'm like, I hear stuff, right? And I'm like, what the hell? I go back in there. The boys are still asleep, but the TV's on and they can't,

reach the TV. They're little. Yeah, they're just kids. Yeah, they can't reach the TV to turn it on or off. And I'm like, I know I turned the fucking TV off. TV's back on, so leave. And come back. And they had a little remote control train that went around their whole room. The roof of the room. And come back. And that or this other train clock they had would just be running and

In the middle of the night? You have to physically turn those on to make both trains do something. And that shit would happen all the time, but only on that side of the house. That's so weird. Yeah.

- And so you just have to go turn it off and you're like, did they get freaked out at all? Did they ever tell you they were freaked out? - No, well they wouldn't know. - Oh, 'cause they were sleeping. - Yeah, and I'm not gonna tell them. - Oh my gosh. - Oh yeah, by the way, while you guys were sleeping, somebody's in here fucking with everything. - Yeah, there's a spirit. You guys see anything, by any chance? - We might want a movie to the other side of the house.

You just left them in that room. Yeah, whatever. At least there's someone babysitting them. You're never alone. Just being babysat by the ghost. Dude, they used to hate La Messina, they said. No, I know. I hated La Messina. Our house in Calabasas was so scary because you had it all painted all fucking dark and

And it was so huge. It was a 10,000 square foot house. And I would like go to get water in the middle of the night. And I swear I would like feel someone like behind me. It would freak me the fuck out. I like it, Dorit. I know you do. But I'm like, that's why I'm surprised you've never like seen a ghost. Because you've been in so many situations where like you always have like a black bedroom. Yeah.

- Yeah. - All this shit and you're like, but the one thing that is really weird is the one thing that did happen at your Malibu house where you said that that was the craziest thing. Remember when you woke up out of bed? - Oh, yeah. - That's really creepy. - Yeah, that is a weird sensation when you are, you wake up. - Well, say what happened. - You don't even know how you got there. You wake up and you're, I'm standing, I'm sorry, not standing, kneeling.

down, fully naked, and the sun's starting to come up. It's in the morning, and I wake up, and I'm on the ground on my knees, and I'm crying. And that's how you woke up? Naked on your knees? And that's how I woke up, and I was like, what the fuck? I'm crying. I'm on my knees. The sun's rising, and I have no idea how I got there.

- That's so, you don't remember getting out of bed or anything. - Nope. - You just opened your eyes and you were on your knees. - And I was just there. I'm like, it took me a while. I sat there for a while going like, what the fuck just happened?

You never forget shit like that. - That is so scary. I wonder if there was like possession or like weird demonic, you know how sometimes like-- - Someone calling me to the window, I don't know. - Or like sometimes I just feel like when we're vulnerable, I mean, I grew up Catholic, so obviously like I believe in all that stuff. Like I believe in possession. I think people can get possessed. I do believe in demonic energy and demonic spirits. I know some people-- - Yeah, but you're crazy.

You don't believe in that at all? No. Not at all? No, you don't believe in any demons? You don't think demons are real? I don't know. I think it is. I think there is demonic energy. Like, I think, like, this guy, like... Energy, yeah. But you don't think they can possess people? I think it can. I mean, energy, yeah, but as, like, a physical being? Yeah.

No, I mean, if you're talking about like, you know, the stereotypical guy who's like red and like, you know, he's a fucking, hey, I'm Satan, you know what I mean? Yeah, when I think of Satan, I think of like a red, you know, whatever. But I mean, I do believe and I sometimes wonder if like when people like this Wade Wilson guy, when they kill people, I wonder if they're just vulnerable because they already do have mental illness and that if something happens

comes over them or possesses them to do these things that they do. You spend way too much time trying to figure this out. I do. I'm just so curious. I'm so curious because I could never do that. You know what I mean? When I hear about people murdering people, it's just so foreign to me. And I'm like, how could you do that? They say a lot of them have head damage. They found out that he had...

a ton of trauma to his head. Like he's had a ton of concussions. He's been knocked out, you know, and they said that sometimes when you have serious head trauma, a lot of people that are serial killers or become murderers are people that have had serious head trauma too. But I think it's a combination. I really do. I think there's like,

You know, just like there's positive energy and positive vibes, I think that there's demonic energy, you know? Sure, of course there is. I don't know if I necessarily believe in hell, though. Like, I don't think there's a... In what? In hell. Like, I don't think there's a hell, you know? I don't think people go to hell. You don't believe in any of that. You just think when we die, we die, huh? Yeah. That's all you think? Yeah. Just blackness? No. What do you think? I don't...

I don't really like to talk about it. Oh, private? Yeah. You're like, I don't want to talk about dying. Yeah, what are we talking about? Tommy gets weird when I talk about all my deep thoughts because I'm always trying to figure it out. I know. That's why I'm obsessed with dying because it's the one thing we don't know.

And that's why I'm always so scared. There's plenty of things we don't know. What's at the bottom of the ocean? Are aliens real? Oh, yeah. That's fucking weird. No, I believe in it. I believe in aliens, though, for sure. That's definitely real, for sure. You don't believe in that either, huh? He doesn't even care. He's like, I like totals. I'm dead. Okay. Let's see. So we have some specific questions that people are asking us.

for you and i'm like going blind trying to read this um i just bumped the font size i'm like whoa i'm sorry something's happening to me okay this was the one i actually kind of want to start about this one i think is so interesting um what's the craziest thing that a groupie has done and that's one thing that i've asked you before oh

I remember you were telling me about it. I put the note there. - What's the craziest thing that groupie has not done? Well, that's hard to define the craziest. - Yeah. I mean, just like, I mean, you put this one, the first one was the one with the girl and the champagne bottle. - Oh.

Yeah, that's pretty crazy. So tell what happened. Tell what happened. Why are you being so fucking shy, dude? Well, I don't know. You're being all bashful and shit. Well, it's pretty gnarly. Okay, tell us. That's the only reason I get a little reserved because it's fucked up. I mean, it's not fucked up that you didn't do anything. Not torturous or bad or anything. It's just fucking weird.

- Just weird. - It's weird. - Yeah. - So say it. - Giraffe. - You don't wanna say it? - Yeah, I don't know. - You change your mind? - What's that? - You change your mind? Do you want me to say it? - Sure, then it can be your story. - I can't. Okay, so basically he told me that, and guys, people, you don't know this about Tommy. Tommy's actually really shy. Tommy's actually really bashful for someone who's like a performer. He's actually a very shy person.

So this girl came backstage and she said, I want to fuck every member of Motley Crue.

I wanna fuck all of you. - Yeah. - And you were like, okay, hang on a second. - Let me go get the rest of the guys. - Let me go get the rest of the guys. You get naked and sit on this champagne bottle. And she was like, okay. - Yeah. - Like she didn't even care. - No. - You know, and no one was forcing her to do this. - No. - Like she just was like, okay. And so she squats on top of the champagne bottle naked.

And you just left her there. No, I said, well, I told her, I said, if you move off that bottle, this whole deal's off. I can't. So I'll be right back. Let me go find the guys. Yeah. And we'll make this happen. And she was like, okay. You're going to get to fuck all of us. She wanted to fuck every member of the band. Yeah. So I go to find the guys. Yeah. And.

I tell the guys, I'm like, "Dudes, there's this fucking chick in my room right now who's sitting on a fucking champagne bottle. She wants to fuck all of us." - It's so weird. - Yeah. So anyway, they're like, "Oh fuck, no way." I'm like, "Yeah, you gotta see this." I go, "Hold on." I run back in there to check, to see. I mean, I've gone for like 20 minutes. - Yeah. - I go back in there and she's still sitting on the bottle.

The way I would have just left. Like after 20 minutes? Yeah, like dude, have some self-respect. Like get the fuck out of there. That's why it's weird, you know? Well, because she just wanted to fuck you guys. She would literally do anything. That's insane. And so I went in.

And then I was like, wow, this is awesome. I think I got the guys all rallied up. Don't move. I'll be back. I left again for like another 30 minutes. She sat on that bottle for probably an hour with nobody else in the room, just sitting there. Oh, my God. Yeah.

That's like sad. That's just weird. It's sad for her. It's super sad. Like, can you imagine being like just so thirsty to want to fuck dudes that you're just going to let like, and no one was making her stay there. Nobody. At any minute, she could have just been like, okay. No, I just said, yeah, if you get off the bottle, the deal's off. And then you guys never fucked her. But then you guys never fucked her. Yeah, we never fucked her.

I kind of feel bad for her. Yeah, I know. All that. All that. All that patience. The girls were crazy back then, huh? Yeah. I mean, girls are still crazy to this day because they thirst over people. And I feel like the tables have turned. Like, girls are very aggressive. They, like, slide in guys' DMs all the time. Like, they're kind of thirsty, but...

They would just throw themselves at you guys. Yeah, they'd be doing a lot of crazy shit. A lot of stuff. And all that was at a time where there wasn't fucking Instagram and cell phones. You wouldn't believe a lot of the shit that would go down. Crazy shit. Because nobody ever cared or worried about being...

you know, in trouble or exposed or whatever. Oh, the gnarliest shit went down. I mean, the things guys used to be able to get away with when there was no social media. Oh, fuck. Like, social media has put the kibosh on dudes cheating. Yeah.

- A rap. - Like there's literally almost no way. - There is no way. - Cell phones have put the kibosh on guys cheating. - Yeah. - 'Cause a girl will just go through a cell phone and be like, what the fuck is this? Like you can't hide everything. And even if you delete something, there's a way to pull it back up. - Yeah, that's just impossible. - You would've been so fucked.

Oh, my God. But you aren't really a cheater. No, uh-uh. No, you're like a very, like... Everyone thinks that you're like this...

cheating, bad guy, bad boy, whatever. But you're actually like very- - Only when I've been single am I a fucking maniac. - Yeah. - When I've been in relationships, I'm relationship guy. - Yeah, you are a relationship guy. - You know that. - I do know that. I know, it's so sweet and I love that. You are a relationship guy. - I know. - And you're just so sweet. You always like, people think that you're like,

you know, gruff and, you know, tough and all that. And I'm like, no, he's just sitting in the backyard and trimming his trees. Totally. He's such a dork. Yeah, right. I just look over and you have the bedroom slippers on.

And I'm like, there's my guy. Yeah, there he is. Just cutting his bonsai. Mr. fucking wild and crazy. Literally, Mr. fucking insane. It's just now bonsai man. Mr. Miyagli. Totally. Dude, it's so weird that people have this perception of you. Like, even when you do interviews, people are always like, that guy's all coked up.

I know, that's the weirdest thing. - I hate when they say that. - Yeah. - That like pisses me off. - Dude, I'm so mellow. - You don't even like coke. - I know. - You like going this way. - Yeah. - Like people are so fucked, dude. They just make up stuff. They're like, "That guy's so fucking coked out of his mind." I'm like-- - Because I lick my lips, I guess, a lot.

- Yeah, maybe, or you like-- - People think that's a Coke thing. - Is it? Or is that rubbing your nose is a Coke thing? - But it's not. If you're doing too much Coke, you're usually grinding your teeth. - Yeah. - You know? That's a dead giveaway. - I know you've done it back in the day, but I know that you've told me a million times, "It's not your, you don't like it." It's always the other way. And then my other favorite thing is people being, talking about that you have fake hair. - Oh yeah.

I'm like, I have to cut this motherfucker's hair every fucking week. Yeah, that's why I'm wearing a fucking beanie today because it's unruly. It's so thick. It is the most hair I've ever seen on anyone. I actually washed it today for, what has it been, a week? Yeah, it's been a week. And when you wash your hair, it gets even- Puffier. Puffier.

Which is insane. I'm like, nope, I'm putting a fucking beanie on. You have the most hair out of fucking anyone that I know. It's just crazy. So I just, I hate when people, people always say dumb shit and they just make up dumb shit. And that's why I constantly tell you not to read the comments. I know, I know. The comments are stupid. The comments are for fucking... I guess like the... I don't even know, I don't even know...

Like who sits around and even reads comments? Do people have that much time? I mean, sometimes I think- On their fucking hands to read comments? I think sometimes out of curiosity, I look and then sometimes, like sometimes they're, most of the time I'd say they're really nice. And then every couple ones- I know you read comments. I just, I'm just curious. I don't know why. And then most of the time they're nice. And then once in a while, there's like that one that just fucking is like-

Like, just crazy. And it's so hurtful. But you're like, you know, I guess at the end of the day, I get you have to remember that these people don't know you personally. And so it shouldn't be personal because you can't take something personal for someone that doesn't know you personally. And you don't know them. Nobody fucking knows anybody. And you're letting that.

manipulate you is just beyond me. I'm like, how does this, how is this important? Sometimes I get really hurt because it's like, I almost feel like sometimes it's

People trying to construe like a false narrative, you know either about us or me or whatever and I'm like You don't even know me. You don't know my soul. You don't know my heart. You gotta get you to care less I do you don't care at all. I don't give a fuck like about anything Let's talk about that because you literally post and say whatever you want Yeah, I don't care and people could you know, you get backlash from me your managers. Everybody goes Tommy. What the fuck?

- Yeah, what are you doing? You gotta take that down. - Take it down. - Nope. - You just don't care. - I don't care. - I've never met someone who doesn't care. - Don't give a fuck. - I've never met someone who doesn't care more than you. - Yeah. - Like you've reached a point in your life where I'm like, oh my God, like this is mean or whatever. And I'll like cry to him and be like, oh, this is mean or whatever. And you're like, who cares? - Yeah. - No one cares. - Yeah, nobody cares. - And that's true 'cause at the end of the day, we're all gonna be dead and nothing matters, right?

Yeah, you literally don't give a fuck. Yeah, we're all going to be dead. Nobody cares. I know, in like 100 years, it's like no one's even going to probably remember me. Yeah. They'll probably remember you a little bit, but yeah. Yeah, there won't be any more comments. You don't think? No. Well, there won't. Yeah, you don't think there'll be. I wonder what that's going to be in 100 years. That's scary. And have you seen all the comments that you're reading? They're bots. Oh, yeah.

A lot of it's fake, yeah. They're not even fucking people. Yeah. It's just content. Yeah. Some people are like, it'll be like you post a picture of your dog and everyone's like, you look handsome here. It's like a picture of your dog. I mean, there's bots and fucking, they've got these guys set up all over the place with fucking a zillion fucking, you know, profiles. Oh, yeah. And they're just fucking bots

just mad posting comments. - So I heard there's this new thing that you can do where you can pay people to get trolled. Like it's called a troll farm. - Yeah. - So there's companies that you can pay to troll someone.

which is insane. - Okay, that's why disable all comments. - Yeah, you turned yours off. - Just takes the circus right out of the fucking program. - You turned yours off for a while and now it's like-- - I can't figure out how to turn them off again. - I'll teach you how to turn them off, but honestly, I don't even think you, you don't even care.

I don't care. You're like, I don't care if they're on or off or whatever. That wasn't my hopes to get people not to care also. Yeah, but I know you're never going to get everyone to not care, you know? Because I feel like, I mean, the crux of social media is for most people. I know for you, it's just posting shit you think is funny. You know, you'll just post like dumb shit because that's what you have fun doing. Or something fun.

musically excited about. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. But I think like the crux of social media for a lot of people is to show off or to show how great they are or how great their life is or... Totally. ...whatever. And they use it as like a self-esteem thing, you know? They value their self-esteem on likes and comments and that kind of thing. And it's caused like a real epidemic, I think, for a lot of people's self-worth, you know? And, well, if you take it...

all the way back beyond that just a human element of everybody's a fucking star now everybody has their own TV show everybody it's basically yeah everybody's a star now it kind of freaks me out and it wasn't like that before no and even when the that's what it is everybody has their own platform and a voice and a voice and the bit fuck you give enough rope

There you go, guys. Have at it. And that's where we're at. Everybody wants that space. And you never know what's real anymore either because, you know, like how about I show you like influencers who have millions of followers, right? I'll show them to you and you'll go, I have never heard of this person. You have no clue. Zero. How is that possible? And that makes me wonder because when I was on Vine, and I'm not going to say –

what company this was or who this was but a company came to me and was like if you pay us ten thousand dollars a month we will grow your audience by a hundred thousand you know every month

And I was like, I would never want to do that. And they're like, we grow everything, your audience, your likes, your engagement, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I know a couple of people that were offered the same thing. And that's why some of the people that came up with on Vine, they have like 15 million followers where I just have two, you know what I mean? But I had more than them on Vine too. It's so fucking fake. That's how the whole world works. Yeah.

the payola in the in the music industry you could buy number one hits really yes why do you think taylor swift puts out a new release of the same album to keep someone else down every other month it's i'm telling you this goes back a long way this is nothing different it's just more that's all it is it's nothing different it's like nothing's real nothing is fucking real

That's like the crazy thing. And what is real is what you perceive it to be. Yeah. Everything else is fucking kind of bullshit. I know. And it freaks me out because it's like people will be like, oh my God, this person is, you know, whatever, so popular. And I'm like...

I never heard of this person. Like, I don't know where they came from, how they came about. They were like manufactured. You know what I mean? It's just so weird. It's, it's just strange. Manufactured or paid for. Or paid for, created. You know what I mean? And, and, and that's what you said now is like, you know, back in the day, it used to be like a real business, you know, like when 2013,

13, 14, you know, they didn't have all the bots and everything yet. It was just kind of starting social media. - Oh, you're talking about social media. - Yeah, and like brands would pay you crazy money. I mean, I would get paid $100,000 to do a six second video.

And now, because all these people were like, oh, I want to get paid to do videos. That's where all the fake shit came from. Companies giving people fake followers, companies giving people fake likes, giving people fake comments so that they can look desirable to brands. And because everybody went and did that now, it diluted. Yeah.

what brands are willing to offer you for stuff. Like you get like nothing now. I mean, you know that it's just crazy. It's unbelievable. But yeah, that's like a whole nother thing. Um, we were talking about the worst thing a groupie has done. There's all the craziest. The other crazy thing is the Domino's pizza thing that you told me, which is insane. Like Mike, you got to hear this. This is insane. It's it's genius. It's genius, but scary, but fucking scary. Yeah. Um,

These four dudes fucking got by the event, sorry, the venue arena security, right? And that's a combination of people that work at the venue and police. The event security got through them.

- And they got through our security, our personal guys. There's different levels as you get the further backstage you get to the dressing rooms. Our personal guys are kind of the last, that's the last- - The final boss of security. - Group, and then you're into the dressing room. These motherfuckers got fucking Domino's pizza gear and- - Uniforms, bought uniforms. - Yeah, the Domino's pizza guy uniforms.

pizzas, four or five pizzas. And by saying two fucking words, they're all like this. They're like a band ordered pizzas. And people are like, oh, shit, just wave them through. So they wave them through four different levels of security and passed our guys. Our guys figured, oh, guys must order pizza.

So, these four dudes come in our dressing room and they're like, fuck, we fucking made it. And we're all like- What the fuck? We're like, what the fuck is happening? And we're all looking at each other like, did you order pizza? Nobody ordered pizza. And we were-

We were so stoked for them. Smart. We were like, these motherfuckers are getting front row seats. Genius. Because that's fucking genius. And then we started thinking- This is kind of scary. What if those pizza boxes had a couple of fucking-

you know, a couple of heaters in them and they just, the pop, the boxes open and pop, pop, pop, pop, and fucking took all of us out. Yeah. All four of us. You made my girlfriend sit on a champagne bottle. Right? I laid them. Dude. Right? There's four guys, four guys, four guns. They, each one of them takes one of us out. One shot. Scary. And right. Yeah. And we were like,

- Wait, that's kind of fucking scary. - But we gave them front row seats, but afterwards we were just like, we had a security meeting with everybody, we're like,

You can't just be like, just assuming we ordered fucking pizza and wave them through. Domino's doesn't send four drivers, morons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It sends one guy with 30 pizza boxes. He's all... Yeah. The poor guy. He's like, we don't have this kind of staff. Yeah. He just has 400 pizza boxes. Yeah, they never send more than one guy. Yeah, right? Who ordered four pizza guys? What year was this? Yeah. Uh...

- Probably right. - Like 80s? - It sounds like '85 probably. - I feel like now things are so different. Like I don't think that would happen. I think that the guys would go, "Hello, did you order pizza?" Like they would communicate. - You'd be surprised some of the simplest stuff like that would still bamboozle most people. And people just assume, "Oh, the band said they ordered it. They must have."

you know at least at least send them on to their security yeah but to make it through ours because our guys were like I don't know maybe they I guess they ordered pizza so crazy just bizarre I mean that's just so scary and but fun like they're they're geniuses that is smart that is smart to be honest the fact that they did make it back there yeah I mean you've had people do crazy like

The time when you guys were getting in your van to go home? Oh, yeah, yeah. You want to tell that? We were doing a record store in-store. Yeah. You know, we don't do a lot of those these days, but you go in to sign your CDs or albums or whatever, and everybody would line up for hours and spend a couple hours signing everybody's shit. So we go to leave, and...

We all fucking pile, go out the back of the record store, pile into the van. Fucking, the driver goes, nothing. There's no sound? No sound. And the driver's like, what the fuck? And all of us are like, dude, what? Really? And there's fans everywhere. Just bombarding the van. We're like, dude, we gotta get out of here. And, um,

Just still cranking on it, still cranking on it, nothing. And the back of the van, you know where you put the luggage and shit? There's like, what, three, four benches? Yeah. Seats. In the very back, two chicks pop up at the back and they have the distributor cap in their hand. They're like, again. We want to suck your dicks. No, they. Give us your penises. They made it so that we couldn't leave. Yeah. Psycho.

Smart that they knew the car that well. I'm like, how do you... I don't even know what a distributor... You tell me to grab a distributor cap, I'm going to look real stupid. I don't know what it is. Right? What is it? Again, genius and fucking scary. Where is the distributor cap? It's on the top of... Oh, just for like science purposes. It's the cap that goes on the distributor and that guy spins around from the motor and hits all the... It sends spark to all the plugs. Oh. It's a... You have...

without that engine will not run. - I cannot. - But the fact that they knew how to pop the cap off and undo all the spark plugs and that piece would make us not go anywhere is two chicks. - And hiding in the car. - And kind of like, you know, fucking like drunk rocker chicks like, "Yeah, fuck yeah, dude."

Smart rocker, James. Again, genius, but scary. Oh my God. They fucking totally...

shut us down. Dude, this is... And you know what though? Again, we were like, like we gave the guys front row tickets. We took both the chicks back to the hotel and fucking partied with them all night. Oh, that's dope. At least you guys weren't mean to them. No, that we were like, they deserve, these girls deserve a hang. We're hanging. Yeah, because that's impressive. Yeah. I mean, that's just crazy. Yeah, we were just like...

Yeah. Come on, girls. That's rad. Good for you. I wonder where they are to this day. If those two girls are listening to this podcast, I want to know if you are. Oh, yeah. I would love to see where you are to this day. Like, who are you? Where are you? Yeah. I'm curious. That would be rad if they, like, wrote in. Yeah. Okay, babe. We got to get into the worst listener submissions. I know. I feel like the time just flew. People didn't get to really ask you. People had so many questions for you, and I didn't get to really get to them. Yeah, whatever. It's okay. Yeah, yeah.

- Okay, so these are some of the listener submissions for this is just worst in general, okay? - Okay. - So May 2022, I was at a party having an amazing time. I met a guy, he was cute.

Cut to six Jaeger bombs and five vodka Red Bulls later. Whoa, dude. We went upstairs. She's ripping it. I would be dead. I'd just be getting warmed up. We know. Yeah, I like her style. Go ahead. Now I'm captivated. We went upstairs and had some time to ourselves. It was great. However, I woke up the next morning to the smell of piss.

And I'm thinking, what the fuck is that smell? I look down and it turns out this motherfucker pissed all over me after he came. Anyways, I blocked him and never spoke to him again. He pissed all over her while he was sleeping. I mean, you can't act like that's never happened to you. You pissed the bed after being drunk.

Oh, she pissed. The guy did. The guy pissed on her. Because he was probably wasted. Wasted. Oh. That happens sometimes. Yeah. This chick sounds like she's peed on herself too because anyone that drinks like that has just definitely pissed on themselves. It was her own piss. Yeah. And she's all, ew, he peed on me. Babe, you're exactly right. She thinks it was him. Ew, he's gross. I can't. Yeah, she's gross.

Oh my God. She's not willing to accept that. Yuck though. It's like the gross thing about piss is like it's warm and then it's so cold and then it just fucking stinks, dude. Yeah. I was, when I was younger, I was swinging with my friend. Like we were doing what's called spider swinging where she had her legs like this and I was sitting forward and

this is my friend that i was kind of a lesbian with yeah you're like that's the sound scissor swings we know we were scissor swinging we were scissor swinging and i was making her laugh so hard and she's like stop i'm gonna pee stop i'm gonna pee and i was like i thought she was joking she pissed all over me oh like just on the swing and i remember it was just so warm and then it was freezing and i was like did you like it

No, I hated it. I was like, ew, fucking stinky, nasty piss. Yeah, but while it was going down the hot pee, there's something about that that you, I'm sure. You're getting all R. Kelly on me. There's something about that you probably like. You just want to pee on me later.

I'm dead. Save it for the shower. I didn't like it. Yeah, I would save it for the shower anyway. I'm not into that pee shit. Some people are like weird like that. They're like, shit on me. Piss on me. Like, what would you do if a girl was like, my dream is to shit? Like, what if I said to you, I want to shit on you? Like sexually. We'd have to, we'd have to,

We'd have to have some more conversation about that. You would throw up. Well, like... You would vomit. No, I would throw up because I can't deal with just your... I can't deal with your shits that are in water coming out of the toilet bowl, let alone on me. Fuck. Stop. Yeah, you guys... Yeah, you guys should do a whole special on your enormous fucking logs. That's... You want to get the... I haven't...

The worst. I have a healthy digestive tract. Thanks to Olipop. And thanks to Olipop, I take really... They come out of the water like the Loch Ness Monster.

- I'm dead, you are traumatized. - No, it's world record stuff. - I'm dead. - I've never seen anything like that in my life. - I'm gonna kill myself. - That came out of you? - Yeah, I'm gonna kill myself. - There's an OnlyFans for that. - Is there? - Yeah, I'm sure, babe.

I can't. Should I be tapping into this market? Oh my God. The shit market? Look, you're just, you're watching millions of dollars go away. Flush down the toilet. Flush down the toilet. People were like, cause I have crazy blood clots on my period too. Those make you fucking vomit. Oh, you should just get a whole like. Somebody, some guy on OnlyFans wrote on my comments. He wrote, post your period blood clots. Like he wants to see them.

- It is something for everybody out there. - And you throw up. - And someone for everybody. - And you vomit. - Oh, dude. - So disgusting. I'm a nasty bitch, but I'm cute. Anyway, okay. When I was younger, me and my friends were riding around in my friend's car. We were so bored and we decided to pull up next to people and moon them. We pull up next to this silver car and my friend has to poop.

Like a prairie dog. Like prairie dogging it. What does that mean? You know how a prairie dog just pokes up out of the hole? Oh, like prairie dogging it. Oh my God. I can't. The shit's popping out. He gets up to moon this car, spreads his cheeks to show them the poop poking out. We're all dying laughing. We pull ahead of the car and take off. That's when we hear a siren and see lights. It was an unmarked police car. Oh.

Oh my god. Now we're freaking out. We have weed in the car and my friend still has to shit so bad. We pull over and the cop comes up to the window. The driver goes to hand the cop his ID and as he does, the cop yells I don't want just your license. I want this sick piece of shit's ID too. As my friend goes to grab his wallet from his back pocket, he can't hold his

shit anymore and he shits himself right there with the cop at our window oh my god if i were him i would have shit on my id and wiped it and then here you go officer i mean is that a crime to to moon somebody in the car i guess because your seatbelt's not on yeah maybe indecent exposure that's so fucked up

Well, dude. I mean, that's hilarious, though. That was a lovely segue, though. That it was a cop. Out of your poop. My shit story. It couldn't have lined up better. Yeah, that shit was good. I literally didn't even plan that. That was amazing. Beautiful. I was just sitting here. What a beautiful segue. Wow. Gorgeous shit segue. Beautiful. Just super shitty. Super smooth like my boobs. Super smooth and shitty.

- I'm dead. Okay, this next one is, babe, do you wanna read one or no?

That one's a long one. Okay. That's actually a short one. I'll do like a... This top one's the shortest one. This is the short one, the top one. Oh, the top one. Yeah. I got a DUI one night from bringing back a guy home that I met at a bar. Finally, after dealing with the police, we arrived at his place in a cab. We started having sex and he was the worst ever. He could not...

Get it up. And his dick was tiny as fuck. I can't believe I got a DUI for this. Oh my God, dude. That sucks. Oh boy. You get a DUI and then he still goes home with you. And then he's got a small dick and sucks at fucking. Oh, what a long night. That sucks. Not worth a DUI. Anyway, these are all the worst. Okay. Here's another one. This is the worst losing my virginity story.

When I was 15, I had started talking to a dude over Snapchat shady for about four to five months, and we decided to hook up. We made a big plan and everything. So I had my dad drop me off at the park where we planned to meet, and my dad skeptically left me to go to the store.

Whoa, dude. Oh my gosh.

Did your parents ever catch you having sex? No, my sister did. Your sister did? Yeah. She walked in on you fucking? Yeah. Oh, what'd you do? I told you the story on Theo's podcast. Oh, yeah. You didn't finish then, huh?

Or were you guys already finished? Oh, and then she came in. She was like, what do you, oh, it was her best friend, right? Your sister's best friend. Oh my God. You started having sex so young. Yeah. You were like 15, right? 13. 13. God, that's like unbelievable. Baby, you know, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. Isn't that crazy? We're so different. And I've slept with like 10 people my whole life.

It's really weird. People are like, probably think I'm like promiscuous or whatever, but I've always been in relationships. So I've been in like always long-term, one long-term relationship after another. I haven't had a chance to like really be single for long. And I've literally counted one day and I've like slept with 10 people. Isn't that nuts? No, it's probably pretty normal. No, I don't know.

I don't know if it's normal guys. Is it normal over or under? Every girl I talked to is like, it might be kind of normal. Every girl I've talked to is like, no, like they've slept with at least like 20 people their whole life, you know?

You're probably talking to pretty people. I'm dead. Let's take an average. I'm dead. Okay, here's an anonymous. This guy asked me out for Valentine's Day. It was my first Valentine's Day and our first date, but I thought it would be really fun. We go out to a nice steakhouse and he gets a really nice bottle of champagne to make a toast.

He toasts to, "Here's to our first date and getting to know each other more. Seeing what this can become and hopefully one day," starts rubbing her stomach, "we'll have a few little ones running around on the first date."

I'm sorry. This is our first date and he's already talking about wanting to impregnate me. I ate the steak and lobster and never talked to him again. How weird would that be? Ew. He's like, dude, don't rub my stomach. Pump the brakes. I went on a date with a guy like this once. He really scared me. He was so into me. And I know it's like for girls where like,

you know, the, is it Little Red Riding Hood where the porridge is too hot or too cold? Or is that Goldilocks? Goldilocks. We're like the Goldilocks of men. It's like, you can't be too, you can't be too obsessed, but you also can't not be too obsessed.

I went out on a date with this guy. It was our first date. Okay. We went to swingers, you know, back in the day and halfway through the date. He's like, I'm sorry. I'm so in love with you. Can I call my mom and tell her like, I think you're the girl that I'm going to marry. I had the cheesy ass line during, during our first date.

And it fucking freaked me out so bad. Like I was like, ah, and I just, I was like, okay, I gotta go. And I left. And like this guy just called me repeatedly for like weeks being like, we hit it off so well. What happened? I didn't mean to scare you off, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But it was just like freaked me out. Yeah, that's gnarly. You know what? It's almost so weird too. Like when someone's too into you. Yeah. You're just kind of like. Yeah. Yeah.

It's kind of it's like a little overwhelming. Yeah, it's got to be like a delicate balance, you know, well and it's gotta be also like What I'm looking for Both people you kind of feeling the same way. It's the same way. Yeah, it's a landslide coming from the other side You're like, okay, what's wrong? I know I feel like that's what our relationship works so well because I feel like we both are

are like equally, we always meet each other like right in the middle, I feel like, you know? I don't know. I just, I've never had a relationship like this where we're just, it's just seven years later and I still, it's crazy. It's wild. I'm so happy. I love you.

Okay, here we go. This is Good Vibes. This is where we get some good vibes from our listeners. It says, Tommy and Britt, my boyfriend and I are huge Motley Crue fans. My boyfriend actually has one of Tommy's sweat rags and it's hanging in our coat closet. Love you guys so much. This is our favorite podcast. That's awesome. Oh my God.

Can't wait to have Tommy on the pod. Always been a huge fan of Motley Crue, but I think I'm even a bigger fan of you two together. Can't wait to listen. Sending lots of love from Norway. Yeah. You ever been to Norway? Of course. You guys play Norway, huh? A million times. I want to go to Norway. Yeah. Is that the one with all the giants, like the weird, like fables, or am I thinking of something else? Isn't like Norway known for like having the...

Am I just totally making this up? I remember there was like a ride or something and there was like a thing about Norway and it was like giants or something like that. No? Am I just crazy? Yes, I'm crazy. I can't tell you you're wrong, but I can tell you Tommy and I sure don't fucking know. I'm dead. I'm just in my own world. I'm fucking dead. All right. Well, fuck that. Never mind. What is Norway known for?

Do you guys even know? I'm dead. All right, never mind. I don't really know if they're like known for something in particular. I thought they were known for something. I'm tripping. Gnomes? Is it gnome? You're thinking of like... No, but there's like something about Norway and I don't know, maybe it was Norway...

What is Norway known for? What does it say? Natural beauty, outdoor activity. Yeah, okay, never mind. All right, never mind. It's fords, mountains, forests. Okay, cut that whole part out. Me being a dumbass. Okay. After I got a secondhand high from the guy smoking pot behind me, I screamed at Tommy to pull his out at the San Antonio concert in 2022. My parents were standing right next to me. Love you, Tommy.

- Wait, I don't get that. - Is that a dude? - After I got a second hand high from the guy smoking pot behind me, I screamed at Tommy to pull-- - I think the word dick was supposed to be in there, but I didn't know. - Pull his dick out at the San Antonio concert in 2022. My parents were standing right next to me. Love you, Tommy. - Your mom and dad are right there. Pull your dick out! - Show us your dick!

Your parents are just like, oh, Jesus Christ, I'm dead.

babe it's kind of funny yeah you pulled your dick out enough i think yeah for for a million lifetimes anyway uh i hope you guys enjoyed this episode i feel like it went by so fast i feel like it's over it's over i feel like i didn't even get to talk to you about like so many more things i wanted to talk to you about i feel like we could have done like a way longer episode yeah yeah is there anything else you left you want to say or add to the people or

Any comments, any words of advice, any words of wisdom? We'll have to do another one. Yeah. I'm dead. Yeah, that'd be great. Guys, don't forget to follow at this is the worst pod on Instagram. Don't forget to also voice note us. There's a link in the bio on our Instagram where you can leave us voice messages where you tell us your worst stories weekly and we will play them on the podcast. Also make sure to follow, like and subscribe on

on all platforms, YouTube, Instagram, This Is The Worst Pod. You can also write into thisistheworstpod at justmediahouse.com to tell us your worst stories. I had a great time here with my husband. Thank you so much for coming.

You're welcome. I love you so much. We're going to go check out our- I hope I filled in for Brittany well enough. Yeah, you did. We want your nipples out more, though. We need to see your nipples. Oh, shit. You got to get your nipples out. I'm dead. So we can blur them. I'm just kidding. Anyway, thank you guys so much for tuning in to another episode of This is the Worst Pod. We love you all, and we'll see you next week. No comments. Bye. Bye.

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