The Siberian Hell Sounds, New Bigfoot Audio, and Listener Submitted Emails – Theories Thursday
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Welcome to Theories of the Third Kind. Welcome to Theories of the Third Kind. I am one of your hosts today, Aaron, and the other host joining me is Daniel Sun. Yo, what's up, guys? So today is episode 50, Theories Thursday. But before we get into it, of course, I got to do the quick announcements. We don't run any ads or take any money from any corporations. So if you'd like to help us out, you can leave us a written review on iTunes. They would help us out a lot.

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Today's episode is Thoughts and Theories Thursday. Yeah. Episode 50. Can you believe it's been 50 episodes, Daniel? It's a lot of episodes, man. It is 50 straight weeks. I love it. So how today's episode will work, of course, is that me and Daniel, we each have our own theory that we're going to be discussing and talking about. And then at the end of the show, we're going to be talking about

We will be covering voicemails, reviews, and ratings. So make sure you stick around for those because we have a lot of good theories and things that we're going to discuss. So who should go first with their theory? Me or you?

I'll let you do the honors. Okay. My theory this week is called the sounds of hell. I came across this theory and I thought it was super interesting. This whole story behind it, I started digging into it and I was like, whoa, I have to tell everybody about it. I figured I would cover it. So my story starts way back in 1989.

So in 1989, there was these Russian scientists and they were wanting to do some studies of the Earth's crust. They decided, well, let's go to Siberia and start drilling some boreholes. So when they got there, they immediately set up their equipment and started getting to work. They started drilling a hole and after a while of drilling,

They drilled 14.5 kilometers or nine miles deep into the earth. Good God. Nine miles? Nine freaking miles into the earth. Dang.

Yeah. So at that depth of nine miles, the drill ended up breaking through into this kind of like open cavity. And the Russian scientists, they were intrigued. They were like, hey, what is this unexpected discovery? Let's let's stop the drilling and let's investigate what the hell it is.

So they decided to pull the drill up and out of it, out of this hole, nine miles, which I'm sure took a long time. And they hooked up this heat tolerant microphone and other equipment such as temperature probes and a bunch of other stuff to figure out what was down there. Now, they lowered this temperature probe and the heat tolerant microphone down and the temperature that they picked up on the probe dropped.

was around 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit. But that wasn't the real shocker. What the real shocker here was, was what the microphone ended up catching and recording.

Now, when it finally got down there, the heat-resistant microphone only captured about 17 seconds of audio before the microphone melted. Now, I do have the audio, so let's go ahead and listen to the sound. And I want to warn you ahead of time. It's kind of disturbing, so we'll play that right now. Okay. That was pretty scary, right? I mean... That definitely...

Definitely kind of woke me up a little bit more. Yeah. So I'm going to give you a little backstory real quick before I dive into this details of the audio and stuff. I was doing some research over this during my night shift run, and I decided to listen to this audio on the drive home. Like I hadn't listened to it at all. I've just read about the story and all that. And I'm like, OK, well, I'll listen to the audio on the way home.

It was pitch dark, me driving home from night shift, and I cranked the volume up because I didn't think my audio was loud enough in my car. I about blew the damn speakers out of my car. So, yeah, it was scary, to say the least. So after the scientists heard this recording, some of them were convinced that it was sounds from hell, and there was reports that

that a lot of them decided to quit. But there were a few scientists who did stay there, and these scientists told of a story that happened that night. They said apparently in the middle of the night, a big gas burst out of this borehole, this flame, and the scientists went out to look to see why it was doing that. And they said this shape of a gigantic winged demon burst

was formed out of these flames coming out of this borehole. And then it dispersed. And the words I have conquered in flames formed in there, which is a little weird.

Anyways, so as a final touch to this weirdness, medics were reported to have given everyone on site a dose of a sedative that erased their short-term memory, but apparently not well enough for these scientists to blow the lid on this story and go to the tabloids about it and all that stuff, but.

I thought it was a pretty interesting story, but it just, it didn't feel right to me, Dan. I wanted to do some digging, right? Yeah. I wanted to know if there was an actual hole in Siberia that was around the same time frame as this. And I found no evidence of such a borehole in Siberia, but...

I did find this and it's kind of odd. So the deepest borehole in the world is the SG3, which is part of the Kola super deep borehole. So let me explain this real quick. In 1970, Russia started drilling this super deep borehole and they named it the Kola borehole.

This was like the main central hole that they were digging. And then eventually they started branching off of this main hole and digging other holes. One of the branches off of that was the SG-3. So Cola was dug in 1970, but get this, the SG-3, that was done in 1989, the same year as supposedly the story of the hole in Siberia. Hmm?

Hmm. That's a little odd. I mean, it wasn't in Siberia that the SG-3 was at, but it was in 1989. And to date, it is the deepest hole dug at roughly 7.6 miles. It's not the nine some miles that was reported in Siberia, but it is 7.6 miles.

That's a deep asshole. That is a deep asshole. And I couldn't find any reports of the sounds or whatever coming from SG three hole or anything weird coming from the Cola super board deep hole or anything like that. So my track stopped there in regards to that.

But then I had a next mission, Dan. My next mission was to find the origins of this story. Who reported it first? Now, this would tell me a lot about if the story was actually true, because that's what I was digging down to. I wanted to know the truth of this, right? Mm-hmm.

So I found out after digging that the appearance of this story, it first appeared in a Finnish newspaper called Ammonithasia. It is like the longest word. I looked it up to try to find pronunciations of it. I could not find it. It turns out that this Ammonithasia was not a scientific journal.

but was a small evangelical Lutheran magazine that was published in Finland between 1974 and 1989. So in 1989, an evangelical minister in Texas named R.W. Schambach, he ended up coming across this Finnish newspaper article that talked about this whole. And he sent this article to the Trinity Broadcasting Network.

And this was in 1989. So this Trinity Broadcasting Network was a huge Christian network that had television shows, newsletters, and a huge audience, right? This network decided to run a story in late 1989, both on their TV broadcast networks and newsletters about this super borehole that they heard sounds from hell from. And they title it Scientists Discover Hell.

So that's how it started in a Finnish religious kind of like article newspaper. And then a minister in Texas found it, sent it to Trinity Broadcasting Network. They made a story about it in late 1989 and ran it on the broadcast networks. But when looking this up.

This all happened without anyone ever hearing the alleged audio recordings of the sounds. Nobody ever presented one or broadcasted one or anything. That leads to the question, where the hell did the audio come from, right? If they didn't have it, where did it come from? Well, I did some more digging, Daniel, and I figured it out. Twelve years later, in 2002...

After the story had come and gone of these scientists discovering this hole, someone emailed. You want to take a guess who? Art Bell? Oh, God damn. You are so good. Yes. Someone emailed Art Bell and they said, and I quote,

I just recently began listening to your radio show and could not believe it when you talked about the sounds from hell tonight. My uncle had told me this story a couple years ago and I didn't believe him. Like one of your listeners who's discounted the story as nothing more than a religious newspaper fabricated account. The story about the digging, the hearing of the sounds from hell is

Art, of course, then played the recording.

And that's what we heard earlier. That's where they came from. And ever since then, they've been widely circulated and attached to this 1980 story of that Russian scientist finding it. So, Dan, do you believe this hole actually exists? And do you believe the sound is authentic and real?

Hmm. They said that it was supposed to be like a nine mile hole, but the only one that you found close enough to it is the record of what the seven point something. 7.6 mile one. Yeah. So I'm iffy about the hole, but I mean, those sounds though. They are odd sounds. I ran it through audacity, did some tweaking on it. It is a looped sound. I did find that out, but I could not find a source for the sound.

Because, I mean, the main noise I heard was it sounded like a woman screaming. Mm hmm. I could easily reproduce something like that. But in 1989, could I have? Probably not with their technology. I don't think I could. The thing that gets me is it's starting in a Finnish newspaper that was a part of a religious group and then Trinity Broadcasting Network picking it up and spreading it.

Was it just a plot for the evangelical Lutheran magazine in Finland to kind of push people more towards their church? Possible. Possible. Yeah. But could they have...

honestly found this hole and found these sounds and said, we need to protect the public from this and we don't need to open it up because if we do, there could be demons from hell coming out or something, you know, or some other beings coming out and invading Earth.

That is another possibility of why they didn't look into it further. But overall, I thought it was a good story. I thought it was a good conspiracy. I wanted to share it with you and I hope you liked it. All right. So I guess we move on to yours. What do you have for us today? I'd like to bring up my man, Mr. Bigfoot. You got to bring him in on episode 50. Of course, you're his campaign manager, so you're kind of promoting him.

Yeah, I'm trying to promote them, but I found a couple of videos that I feel like they're just it's slander against them. Slander? What do you mean slander? I mean, this is not the Bigfoot I know, and they're trying to make it sound like it's him. Are you talking about the beef jerky commercials?

No, that's how my man usually is. He loves his beef jerky. He loves messing with people for fun. But no, man, these videos, they have them just like screaming at people, hiding in the woods and screaming. What do you mean hiding in the woods and screaming? Do you have some? Well, obviously you do have some. I have a video. The guy was out mushroom hunting and he supposedly says he caught, well, he doesn't say it, but all the comments for it say that it's

It's Bigfoot. Okay, hold on. So let me get this right. You have a video of a guy who's mushroom hunting who caught Bigfoot? Caught him screaming, supposedly. Does it show Bigfoot or is it just the sound of him screaming? Just the sound because, of course, you're not going to find my man out there like that. Okay. And in the comments of this video, I'm guessing it's on YouTube. Yeah. And on the comments of this video, they're saying that it sounds like Bigfoot. Pretty much.

Is this a popular video? Uh, no, it's not. Uh-oh. It is actually less than 3,300 views. Whoa. 3,300 views? Pretty much. Ooh. You may have discovered something that is very interesting. So, uh, I say we take a listen to that right now. Let's do it. Shoot that baby on over. I'm going to play it for you guys right now. Okay. Okay.

Well, there's certainly no shortage of the pheasant back mushrooms out here. You can see here's one. That tree has a bunch. And then this log over here has a bunch. Look how big that one is down there. It's got to be about 12 inches across. And this one looks like it has a bite out of it. And this one. And there's one over here. Looks like it's holding some water. Whoa. I've never seen that video before.

What the hell? I admit, that sound is scary. Sounds like something's mad. Whatever it is has a pair of lungs on it. Yes, it does. Because it screams for a while. We'll link this video on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, all that stuff. I'll leave it in the comments of the post for episode 50. Do you want us to describe...

The video, I mean, there's not much to describe. It's just a guy mushroom hunting. And then he hears, well, I mean, you obviously hear what he hears. And then he walks away briskly.

Yeah. So the video happened May 9th, 2015. The guy was out mushroom hunting and, you know, he's looking at some nice mushrooms and all that. He did find a mushroom that did have a bite in it, but it was a small bite. You know, definitely wasn't my man Bigfoot, but he's just out hunting. And the next thing you know, you hear this loud ass scream pretty much. I've seen a lot of Bigfoot videos in a lot of sounds and they're very similar to this one.

I did find another video that sounds sort of just like that. I think a guy was on a hunting trip with his wife. The video's on YouTube as well. It's about 149,000 views on it. It happened actually November 20th, 2019. Okay. So pretty recent still. But yeah, it was pretty much almost the same kind of yell. Do you have a link to that? I do. All right. So I guess we'll listen to that one as well. Play that one right now.

That is an odd sound. It is. It's similar to the one in the first video. See, but like you said in the first one, though, whatever it was had a set of lungs. This one, the yells were shorter, but more constant. I'm reading in the comments that some people think it's a mountain lion, but it's clearly not a mountain lion.

No, that's what the person saying that a lot of people think this is a mountain lion, but it's not. The second video, the people think it's a mountain lion, but it's not a mountain lion either or moose or any animal that they can identify. I have no idea what it could be besides Bigfoot or some creature that is getting killed or raped by another animal. I don't know.

I've never heard a bear make that noise. Then, you know, mountain lions. I can't really say I've heard too many of those, but I highly doubt that's what it sounds like. Somebody should analyze the first audio. That one hasn't gone viral yet. That's only 3,300 views. If I heard that in the woods, I could tell you I'd be booking it out of the woods. I'd be running. I'd be running my ass out of the woods. He's going to be coming after that ass. That's what he sounds like he'd be doing. I'd be scared. Man, that's some good stuff you found there, Dan.

Damn. It sounds like slander, though. Well, who's slandering against them? I can't I can't say any names. They're big political figures. The other big political figures running for office as well in 2020. They're trying to make Bigfoot sound scary, but he's he's an awesome guy. Makes me wonder what the hell is he doing in the four screaming like that.

Honestly, I think they're trying to say that Bigfoot's doing some mushrooms, you know, especially in the first video. Could you imagine that? Him eating some mushrooms and then it finally hits him like it finally hits him and he just screams out like that. Sounds like you found some DMT somewhere. Oh, my God. That would be.

insanely scary to see Bigfoot high on mushrooms. I would want to see it. Anyways, I guess that's all the theories we have for today. I mean, we only have two for Theories Thursday. We're kind of cutting it short because we're going to be discussing a lot of other theories and stuff. You want us to cover voicemails first? Yeah, let's go over the voicemails. All right. So this first voicemail we have is from Kyle and we'll play that right now.

Alright, so I'm Kyle. I called, or I did this thing earlier before, and I found a new one. This one I found. The other two I came up with myself. But for this one, it says that CNN Review, the August 11th, 1993 Larry King episode from Google Play, the episode featuring a call from Tara Reid's mother.

CNN is actively colluding with Biden campaign to cover up evidence of Biden's sexual assault. So I didn't know if this was true. So I went to Google Play and then I went to Larry King show and it goes August 10, 1993 is the 154th episode and August 12th, 1993 is the 155th episode. So every day before then was episode 150 was the day before episode 151.

Except for on the weekends, the weekends were never recorded. But August 11th and this was not a holiday. This was recorded. So I don't know what's going on, but I just think that's pretty strange. Are you familiar with what he's talking about, Dan? I am not. OK, so I'm pretty familiar with this because I looked it up and started researching it a couple of days ago because I came across it on one of the conspiracy forums that alert. All right. So Joe Biden, right. He's a Democratic nominee that's running against Donald Trump.

I usually don't like talking about political stuff, but for this we will. OK, and we're not taking any political sides on either of this. And I just want to let everyone know that I am. I don't I'm not a Republican. I'm not a Democrat. I'm a party of the people. I just wanted to make that clear. OK, so anyways, Joe Biden is a Democratic nominee. Not officially yet, but he's probably going to because there's nobody else running anyways. So.

There has been reports from an individual named Tara Reid that she was secretary or something for him, an associate with his with him in like 93 or 92 or 91 or somewhere around there.

And she was sexually assaulted by him. And she came out and was telling individuals, hey, Joe Biden sexually assaulted me. And everybody's ignoring it. Well, back in 1993, Larry King was doing his talk show and he got a phone call from Tara Reid's mother who claimed that Joe Biden sexually assaulted her.

Well, fast forward to now, the media is pretty much ignoring her claim. Well, as of a couple days ago, they were ignoring Tara Reid's claim, which is odd because you look at the Kavanaugh stuff and what happened. But the interesting thing is that you can go in –

purchase or rent old Larry King episodes of Larry King, right? And Google Play is one of the only places where you can rent it from or buy it from. If you go on Google Play and you look up Larry King Live and you go to season three in 1993 and you scroll all the way down to episode 150 something, there'll be an episode August 10th. It's 154. And then episode...

One fifty five is August 12th, August 11th episode where Tara Reid's mother called in on Larry King live. That is missing. Google removed that episode and renumbered all of the episodes. They renumbered the episodes. They renumbered them, removed the one and renumbered them.

I looked it up myself, so I know exactly what Kyle's talking about. That is so odd that Google is doing that. You got to think how much power Google has to influence people. And now they're actively helping one side of the campaign cover up or quote unquote silence someone by doing this.

Wow. Doesn't doesn't fit right with me. It's it's kind of kind of messed up. Actually, it is messed up. And I don't I don't really have much else to say about it besides that. But thank you, Kyle, for sending us a voicemail. Keep sending them. We love hearing from you and we love your theories. So thank you. All right. So this next voicemail is from Brinley. We'll play that right. Hi, guys. It's Brinley from Ontario, Canada, calling.

I just wanted to call and tell you about something odd that happened last night. April 18th, around 10:15pm. My daughter and I were sitting outside, just soaking in the fresh night air. We noticed a distant light going over top of us. We assumed a satellite or an airplane. Then we noticed three more small lights at separate times, that were taking the exact same path as the prior light that we had seen.

These lights were super small and seemed quite distant. Then, we did see an airplane fly over us, and there was no denying that it was an airplane, as we could see the lights on the wings and the tail, plus the red flashing light, and it was much closer than the other lights. Weird, but okay. Then we were looking out towards the northern star.

and noticed the same type of small lights that we had previously saw fly above us, but now they were flying over the northern star and across the sky until they disappeared. But this time, we kept watching the light and counting them. There were 29 small lights, some were barely visible, all taking the same path and spaced the exact same distance apart.

They were so small and barely visible. I believe they must have been extremely far away. I find it so strange, especially considering that there are not very many airplanes even flying right now, let alone 29 or more, maybe we didn't see them all, flying in the exact same path and perfectly spaced. And on top of that, definitely not the same lights as what we had saw on the airplane.

Anyways, I thought it was pretty intriguing and wanted to share the experience as I really do not know what to think of it all. My daughter and I were in disbelief as these lights just kept flying and as we were watching and counting them. We did not expect to see that many. Anyways, take care, I love your show, and I look forward to the new releases more now than ever. Peace. That is a lot of UFOs if that was UFOs. Hmm?

The Great Migration. So first off, can we just say how good her voice and microphone sound? It was so crisp. I'm jealous. Yeah, Krispy Kreme is how her voice and microphone sounded. I'm jealous. I wish I had that type of voice. But man, so that is odd to see. What did she say? 24 in a line?

that many on April 18th. I tried looking up if or anything that had happened April 18th or any sightings, couldn't find anything. Couldn't really find any military activity happening on that day, which kind of, it kind of leads me into the theory of this whole COVID-19. This is going to be a little out there. Okay. But the COVID-19 being a way for them to keep us inside so that

What if there is an alien invasion going on right now? Or if there's aliens in our active solar system and they're like, we got to get people inside and away from the outdoors and seeing all these things. I mean, there was the video that came out here recently. Did you see that of the UFOs going by the moon? Yeah. Was that released by the government? I don't think that one was released by the government. The one released by the government was the ones that Tom DeLonge with Blink-182 released

He released those a while back, and then the government just kind of said, oh, yeah, those are authentic. Those are real. Which, did you see those? I saw glimpses of them. It's definitely some crazy aircraft or something, man. But anyways, what do you, you got any theories about what it could be? I mean, maybe a bunch of people playing with drones. That's a big ass drone, though. I don't know. That could be. I don't know.

I mean, that's just crazy, though. That's a lot of them to be traveling the same path and everything. Yeah, it is. I would be very interested to, if it happens again, for you to get out a camera and maybe try to take some footages of it. Oh, you know what it could have been? It could have been that... What's that thing that Elon Musk shot up in the air, all those satellites? Starlink? It could have been those. It could have been this... Well...

I don't know. I'd have to get more details if those were just straight up lights that were going through the sky. If so, then it was most likely Starlink satellites. May 4th. So far, I think it's only some 420 satellites have been launched, but they plan on launching 12,000. Oh, good God. Yeah, it could have been that. Go to DuckDuckGo and look up how many Starlink satellites have launched or Starlink satellite pictures. You can see them all in a row.

Oh, yeah. All right. So, Brindley, if you could go on DuckDuckGo and look up Starlink satellites and you'll see pictures of them in a row, a whole bunch of them. They're extremely bright. If you could look at that and then write us an email and let us know either an email or Instagram message or wherever and let us know if that was similar to what you saw. I would be very interested in knowing.

But thanks for the voicemail. Love hearing from you. Love your voice. Love your microphone. You're great. Boom. All right. So now we're going to move on to the last voicemail. This is from Jake Farm. And I have not heard. I didn't hear Brinley's. And this is my first time hearing this one. I think it's both of our first time hearing this one, right? Yes. All right. So we'll play that right now. What's up, jerks? Long time listener. First time caller. It's your boy, Jake Farm.

You may be wondering why my voice sounds like a kidnapper asking for a ransom. Well, it's because I hate how high-pitched it sounds and I don't want to hear it on the podcast. I'm very self-conscious about it, so let's just leave it at that. Anyways, I think it would go nice and give a deep, throaty feel to the show, if you know what I mean. Now that that's settled, I have a few bones to pick with y'all. First of all, I need my shoutout fix. Donnie is all finger-popping his asshole in some bunker off the grid, completely ignoring my Facebook messages.

I miss you, man. Aaron apparently hates me now, even though he gave me that gay-ass Jake Farm nickname. Which, by the way, I want to suckstart a shotgun every time someone gives me that clever state farm reference. All my fellow Jakes will understand the struggle. That's like our N-word. But I'm going to stick with it, because that's how the hosts of my favorite podcast know me. Danielson, I love you, but I'm not getting a Twitter. I appreciate the shout-out on the DMT episode. Now all I need is Kate to respond.

Congrats on the awesome first season. Don't keep us waiting too long for season two, please. I'm pretty sure you guys are the reason why the Pentagon officially released UFO evidence. Keep up the good work. That's all for now. Stay woke, nerds. Bigfoot 2020, kneecaps. Kneecaps. Oh, my God. I love you, Jake Farm. I'm sorry for giving you that nickname. I'll just call you Jake from now on.

You know what? Don't be ashamed of your voice, man. You got to own it. You know, I got a high pitched voice. I can make it low sometimes, but man, you just got to own what you got. You know, be proud of your voice. If anybody hates it, so what? You know, who cares? But thank you for the voicemail. I love the deep sound of it, I guess. We won't leave you guys waiting long for season two.

Next week, we're going to be releasing a short clip that will go over details about Season 2 and what you can expect and when you can expect a start date and when that will be. Thank you again, Jake, for your love, for your support.

And, um, I've kind of taken over the Facebook role and I've done horribly trying to balance the two between Instagram and Facebook. Instagram is packed with freaking messages that I'm still trying to recover from. I'll admit. And I'm sorry. Uh, I'm sure Donnie doesn't hate you. I don't hate you. I love you. And that's it. That's all I got to say. What do you, what do you got to say, Daniel?

I mean, I understand about not wanting to get a Twitter. I am still trying to figure out Twitter. I don't post a lot on there. I do try to respond as much as I can. But man, Twitter moves at a faster pace than I do. I'm trying to keep up with that. Yeah, I don't have a Twitter. I have no idea how to work it. So I'm ever so grateful for you doing that, Daniel. It's crazy. Yep. Okay, so those are the voicemails. I guess we'll move on to emails.

How many emails do we have to go over, Aaron? You really want to know that number? No, not really. We have quite a bit of emails to go over. That's all I'm going to say. Okay, so this first email comes from Johnny in the subject line of odd people.

Pizzagate connection. They go on to say these celebrities are said to love pizza. The first one, Lena Durham from the show Girls, was the creepiest one because she wrote in her book that she fingered her little sister when the sister was a baby. She got a lot of flack from that and was being called a pedophile even though she was a child herself when the incident happened. And

It's just spooky as hell. Love the podcast and I'm almost caught up. Listening to Shapeshifter Ranch at the moment and it is creepy as hell, but I'm a bit skeptical of it. It kind of sounds like the government may have had a hand in disturbances around that area so people would leave in fear and drive down the price of the land. Keep doing what you're doing. I'll be sure to keep watch of my surroundings and questioning happenings around me. Awesome. Thank you, Johnny, for the email.

That's so weird about Lena Durham. I don't know why she would do that in the first place. I wonder if she had to ask her sister if it was okay to put that in her book. How did you even go about asking something like that? Hey, I know you don't remember this, but can I write my book that I fingered you?

Oh my God. Disgusting. Family events must be awkward after that book. Yeah, very awkward. But anyways, thanks for the email, Johnny. And we love you and keep sending them. Okay, so this next email I'm not going to read off, but it's from an individual named Bobby Fuck You. And their email address is suckitatasthole.com.

But I just wanted to acknowledge that I did get your email, Bobby, and I'm not going to read it off. It's not very nice. This next email is from Skylar with a subject line that reads, Trump.

time travel episode. They go on to say, just listened to this last night. Great show. I'm stoked I found your podcast to listen to at night. I had an idea when you were discussing the logistics of time travel with the position of Earth within its solar cycle coming into play. I realized this is likely why ancient builders around the world aligned their megalithic structures with the solstice. What do you think?

I never really got the ancients' obsession with the solstice until now. Thanks, Skylar. That's a really good connection. It makes sense, right, Dan? Yeah. That could be why. Maybe they were into time travel, and that's why they aligned their megalithic structures with the solstice. And those structures allowed them to time travel. Pretty cool.

It would be. Thank you, Skylar. And we'll have more episodes in season two about structures and we'll do some more time travel stuff. So we love you. Okay. This next email is from zombie 2099. Subject is Ouija board. Yes or no.

Hey guys, first of all, great podcast. Love it. Listen to it every week. New listener and still trying to get through all the podcasts. Love you all. Zombie2099 goes on and tells us a Ouija board story that they have, but...

I'm going to actually save that Ouija board story because we're covering Ouija boards in season two and we may even use one while live streaming it. So that's what you have to look forward to. But thank you, Zombie2099. We will cover your story during Ouija boards. Thank you for the email. Thank you for the love.

this next uh email is from joe a i just found your show and i think it's great i had an idea for a topic you cover and i'm honestly surprised i haven't seen more on this in conspiracy circles because it covers so many things and it's mind-boggling when you really dig into it on youtube there are some videos that were posted and there is supposedly a whistleblower who calls himself orwell

did a video title multiples and one on the conspiracy of owls concerning symbolism and the particular CIA documents that are available online. I think you should look into it. And I really think that's what's being said would make for a hell of a show. If you would like my interpretation on the meaning of it, I'd be glad to offer. All right. We'll, uh, we'll add that topic down for an episode. I'll have to write that down. Thank you, Joe, for the email. Um,

Yeah, and shoot your interpretation on over to us. We would love to hear it. You know, it's good hearing other people's perspective on things. All right, this next one is from Emily. They're going to say, just wanted to send you a message saying I love your podcast. The dynamics between you all are great and so hilarious. Not many things make me laugh out loud, but you guys do it every time. I already said this on the review, but the time machine bits are genius. I love it. Discovered this podcast over a week ago and has become my favorite. Keep up the good work.

Sorry, Emily. You sent that email on March 7th and it has taken us almost two months to get to it. So I apologize. Oh, we got stuck time traveling. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we got stuck time traveling. So sorry, Emily. Thank you for your love and keep sending the emails. Keep sending the love. We'll keep sending it right back to you. All right. This next one is from J Baby. Subject is Lord of the Tiny Cocks.

They go on to say, I think you guys are fucking awesome. Don't let anyone tell you guys otherwise. I listen to you guys every day at work, and I recommend you to everyone I talk to. You guys give me information and make me laugh. What more could I ask for other than a Bigfoot slong across the face? Thank you, Jbaby, for spreading us around, for sending that great email. We love you.

Much love, man. The next one is from Rodney Dangerfield. Subject line, off the motherfucking chain. They're going to say, thank you guys so much for all the info you bring upon us woke individuals. Do you think the government doesn't tell us the truth about aliens because they don't want us to find out they're working alongside the aliens? Maybe the Illuminati is feeding the aliens the right kind of energy in an exchange to allow the government to use their technology. Maybe an episode about that would be awesome. But again, thank you guys. Five stars.

Sweet. Thank you for that email, Rodney Dangerfield. It's interesting you mentioned that subject and that topic because very, very, very soon on season two, you will hear us talk about that. So look forward to that because it is coming to your ear soon. To your ear holes. Mm-hmm.

All right, this next one is from Azo. They go on to say, third kind podcast creators. I just want to say that I appreciate the high production value of the side effects. It adds excitement to the podcast. I have also got my whole office listening to your podcast. It's the first one we listened to Friday morning. Thank you for the great podcast.

P.S. Don, I apologize for asking for a dick pic. I sometimes am on the wrong side of the Me Too movement. All right. Hey, shout out to your entire office. I want all of you right now to stop what you're doing. And your boss is going to come inside there and say, hey, what the hell are you guys doing? You should be working. You look at him and you say, hey, we're taking a moment of silence right now to reflect on

Say hum.

All right. That's it. You guys can unhook from the hands. Make sure that you love one another in that office. You're good to each other. And always stick it to the man when you can. And thank you for listening to us. And we love you a whole lot. Much love. And I hope we can provide your ear holes with entertainment. No, my shamanic chant doesn't get you in trouble. All right. Let's see. This next one is from Parker.

You guys kick fucking ass. All the opinions and views make my latter part of the workday and commute to work ten times better. I just discovered the podcast last Saturday while sitting on my ass trying to find something to do at work. I must say that after starting listening, I was hooked from the very beginning. The reptilian episode has stuck with me the most.

Also, the Lake City Quiet Pills episode was good as fuck. If there's any way I could contribute with money or something to help you guys grow, just let me know. Much appreciated. Thank you, Parker. As of right now, we don't really accept money from anyone, but I appreciate the offer.

Here in the future, season two, we'll have some, maybe have some merch roll out. I know we keep saying it, but in a couple weeks you'll see. Maybe a Patreon, maybe something. Again, all the money that we do get will go back to the show and helping us grow. And we still will never run ads and we will never take any money from corporations. That's right.

That's how it's always going to be. No matter how many times they send Aaron emails, we tell them no. Dude, I swear I get so many emails from people wanting to run ads. It is ridiculous.

They're like, hey, we have a connection with these, these, these, these advertisers. I would like to get on a phone call with you before we talk to our advertisers so I can get a good feel about your show and run it across them. And I'm like, you guys don't even listen to the show. If you did, within the first five minutes you would know we don't run any ads and we never will run any ads. So fuck off. That's what I tell them. And they still don't get it. So, hmm. Anyways. Oh, man. Hmm.

Okay, this next one, this next email is from James. Subject line is profits. They go on to say, you guys predicted Epstein's death and predicted the COVID-19.

You should rename your podcast to the Profits of Podcasting. I think I mentioned this email before. I think you did. But thank you, James. And I agree. Profits of Podcasting. It has a nice ring to it. Yes, it does. All right. This next one is from Alan. My name is Alan. I would like to pay you money via PayPal to post content on your website. How much would you charge for something like that? Alan, I'm sorry. No, it's not going to happen.

I didn't mean to read that one off. I usually skip those, but I just had that one pulled up. And that's it for an example. That is what I'm talking about, Daniel, right there. That is a fine example of what I'm talking about. People that don't listen to podcasts, they just want to advertise. Yep. All right. This next one is from Simi B. Don't have iTunes, but definitely five stars. They go on, they found you guys the same week.

weak truth about what's our food was put on. And since I have not missed a single episode. Oh, so you've been around since the very beginning. Dang.

Damn, before I even got involved. Yeah. They're going to say, just one more thing I'm annoyed about. Where's the fucking merch? I would wear the shit out of a TOT3KT. But other than that, good shit, guys. Keep it coming. Thank you, Simi. The merch, like I said, season two. A lot of things are going to be changing for the good. Okay? So, be on the lookout. We'll see you next time.

Remember that shirt I got you wearing for TOT3K? I kind of want to make one for myself now. I'm the only one in the universe right now that has a Theories of the Third Kind shirt. But here very, very soon, there will be more individuals that have the ability to get one. So thank you for that email. Simmy B, you are awesome.

This next one's from Rebecca. She says, hey guys, been listening to you for about a year now. Just got done listening to the DMT episode. What? Wow, I enjoyed it. Very intriguing. I heard the comments at the end and some weren't very nice. Bless you for taking it all in stride, but seriously, don't change a thing. This show is awesome and is set apart from others by you just being yourselves. Wishing you all the very best from Illinois. Stay safe. Thank you, Rebecca. Kind words from you. I love you.

Next email is from Josh. Would love to hear you all discuss Agenda 21. Love listening to all of you. We have Agenda 21 on the list. So, yeah.

Oh my God. This next email is from John. Found your podcast today, got to the reptilian people, and I didn't hear any mention of Hillary Clinton taking a coughing fit at one of her speeches and dropping something into the glass. There's a video on the internet about it. These things I believe are 100% whatever they are. Just a little more proof if you haven't heard or mentioned it. If

If so, I'm sorry to waste your time. Keep up the good work. Hey, you didn't waste my time, John. I've already heard about it. Dan, you've seen the video of Hillary Clinton, right? I think me and you looked it up. Yeah. What the hell is that? It's something that she's coughing up. It was a big glob of it, that's for sure. It's frigging disgusting, whatever the hell it was. But thank you, John, for the email. You didn't waste her time. Hillary Clinton is a reptilian.

So I'm sorry I left her out of the reptilian episode. But make no mistake, she's a reptilian. I'm just trying not to be Clinton Jett. So this next one is from Joannas.

I listened to your podcast too so far, and I am not too sure what your female host's name is, but can you please let her know that her phrase, while trying to inform the public, her stating, you know, is not a phrase to be said when explaining any topic, especially when the topic is new to the listener. She repeatedly says, you know, and it's not only that it's annoying, it's a phrase that is irrelevant to any topic that is new to a listener.

Plus, her voice is very octave and very piercing. She needs a filter on her mic. I'm not trying to be offensive, just informative. You know, I agree that she does need a pop filter on her microphone. I think she used to have one on her microphone. I've told her, I think, before to get one, but I'm not sure if she has. But I'll relay the messages, and I appreciate it. Appreciate the feedback.

This email is from Adam W. They're going to say, started listening to your podcast about a week ago, and I've been listening to damn near every episode. My eyes have been opened, thanks to all of you. And then he says his Instagram, and he says to send him a message on his Instagram, so Dan, he can send you a picture of his one-inch meat.

Nice. I'm ready. Thank you for all your work. Every week literally makes my day better. We'll shoot you a message on Instagram, but please do not send the picture of your meat on Instagram. I run the Instagram. If you're going to send it to anybody, send it to Twitter. That's what Dan runs. Yeah. And if you send it to me on there, I will make sure to blast it for everyone to see. Okay. This next one is from Kyle. Please make a Discord. Please, please, please.

Discord is coming. It is coming with the Patreon. So, yep.

This last email is from Rex, and it is subject line cryptids. They're going to say, y'all should definitely do an episode series on cryptids around the world. My favorite podcast by far. Keep it up, guys. Thank you, Rex. And I want to thank everybody for sending in emails. I enjoyed them. Yeah, I enjoyed them too. All right, so now we're going to go over ratings and reviews. We have quite a bit of these that we haven't covered, so...

Stick with us because we're going all the way back to April 15th. So here we go. This first one is from Jay Hihoo. It was left on April 15th. It is five stars with a subject line that reads love from Colorado. They go on to say recently stumbled upon your show and I'm in love with it. You have gained a new follower. Thank you, Jay Hihoo, for your love and five stars.

So this next one is from Hellrider2. It was left on April 16th. It is five stars. The subject line that reads, spanking the bank. They're going to say, so here I am spanking it while delivering in Oklahoma. Thought I was starting an Audible book with some sexy British dude, but nope. I heard Daniel's voice and boom, I had to come to the right spot in many more ways than one.

Love the topics. Good talking. Remember, always spank the mank. Thank you, Hellrider. Why, thank you. You just made an Asian blush. All right. The next review we got from Skunked1, titled PureElement115. And it was five stars. Salutations from Arvada, Colorado. Theories of a third kind has been a game changer. Not only do I get bukkake'd by facts, I am also DP'd with hilarity and mind-bending theories.

All of the hosts are incredibly entertaining. The shows are very well thought out, executed as well. Wishing Kate and Don a complete recovery and hopefully this coronavirus is just a government cover-up to get all of the andronochromes drinking lizard elites. Please continue to make me think critically. Hashtag trust no one. Hashtag question everything. Ooh, nice. I like that one.

All right. Next one. I seem like I picked all the long ones, Aaron. Yeah, you did. Yeah. So this one is from gold difference. He's from great Britain left on four, 18, 20 titled brilliant podcast. DMT episode blew my mind. He gave us a five stars and it's red Chris from England. Hi guys. I've really got into the podcast over the last few months and I've been just listened nearly every episode whilst traveling to and from work.

Your latest DMT episode blew my mind with what the people interviewed after their experiment had to say. It was really intense and had me gripped on their every word. Ghost stories are my favorite listen from your episodes and I can't wait for ghost stories 4. I know you have a huge list of episodes but have you thought of an out of body experience episode? I hope Donnie and Kate are back with you soon. I'm missing her intros. And I hope you're all well with what's going on. Skull Vikings. Keep up the great work guys.

Nice. Thank you, Goal. All right, this next one is from Taken, and it is from Great Britain as well, and it was left on April 18th. It is five stars with a subject line that reads, interesting, quirky, and well worth the listen. They go on to say, just came across this a couple days ago, and I'm really enjoying it. You actually make me laugh out loud. Loving the subject matter, the lively banter, and the different personalities all bringing something individual and refreshing to the table. Keep up the good work, you guys. As I'm telling...

Everyone about you still working my way through back episodes, but you have you read any? Dolores cannon and her Notre Dame is channeling. It's worth the read He supposedly talked with her in real time from 1555 and explained the quatrains Anyways, you're all amazing. Keep all doing what you do Lisa from the whales UK awesome. Thank you I've never heard of that before yeah, I'll write it down. I

All right, this next review was left by MtGBob, or MTGBob. It's from the United States and left on April 19th. The subject line reads, DMT, and it is five stars. They go on to say, the most trippy podcast out there. Hashtag better than Coast. Thank you. I don't know if we're better than Coast, but thank you for that, and thank you for the love.

It means a lot because Coast is one of my favorite shows. All right. The next one we got is from Lil Dirty. He's from the United States, left on 41920, titled Love the Show. Gave us five stars and is read, The show is great. Listening quality is really good, especially the more recent episodes. And they cover most of the major topics within the world of conspiracy. It's a fun listen. I highly recommend. Also, I love the goofy intros and I hope they return.

the people that don't like it can skip it. P.S. I think it might be in love with, or P.S. I think I might be in love with Kate's voice. All right. We'll let her know. Yeah. See, and then the next one is from S bell 28, zero eight. And they are from the United States left on four, 2020 titled great podcasts left us five stars red,

I really enjoyed listening to you guys. I like the order in which you guys present the info, the story, interesting facts and theories and your own thoughts at the end. Keep on bringing the great topics. Thank you. Nice. Thank you, Espel. All right. This next one is from The Silent Parrot. It was left on 420. Subject line is hot dog. They gave us five stars and they go on to say, y'all boys are fantastic. I listen to you fellas at work and it makes the time fly by. Great job, fellas. Keep on...

on it dog gone it well thank you silent parrot and we love you and thank you for listening to us at work and I want you to take a break right now from work okay sit down get you a nice drink of tea and reflect thank you

All right. Oh, my God. Yeah, I read this next review earlier and I laughed. But this next review is from Inertia Spinner. It was left on 420. It is five stars with a subject line that reads, St. Randy Savage.

Should I do my Macho Man Randy Savage voice? Yes, do it. Oh, yeah. I have returned from the beyond the abyss to teach humanity how to embrace this madness. This podcast is what I listen to while taking respite from my battles against pure evil. The Vince McMahon. Yeah. Thank you, Inertia Spinner. It's always good getting reviews from Macho Man. Rest in peace.

Alright, next one we got is from Johnny Gatto1994 from the United States, left on 420, titled Very Enjoyable. Left 5 stars. Read as, Hey guys, really love the podcast. It's super easy to listen to and overall enjoyable. Your guys' chemistry seems really genuine and portrays a group of buddies just hanging out talking about Bigfoot's junk. Also, if I can make a suggestion, recommend redoing the Nostradamus 2020 predictions episode and update what predictions came true.

Anyways, keep up the good work. Hopefully Kate and Don recover and are back soon. Ooh, Nostradamus. That's a, Oh yeah. Thank you for the five stars. But that Nostradamus, um, idea is a, is a good one. We need to write that down.

All right, man, I really do pick the long ones. All right. This one is from advocate to behave. I guess when I said that right from United States left on four 20 title, love you guys left five stars. Listen to most of your guys episodes. Always quite interesting. I get a laugh while being able to think and theorize about topics. I rarely get opportunities to discuss day-to-day life. Your guys episodes on pizza gate is by far the best.

so much knowledge about it inside to lots of it. None of the facts of the matter make any sense. It is a very suppressed, dangerous topic that's being scrubbed off of the online community, whether it be YouTube, Facebook, MSM, Google, or wherever the mass population goes for discussion. In addition to many other things that arm the mass population with the tools to investigate, scrutinize government agendas, fear for your guy's life and the lives of those who shine light

onto this harsh reality. Journalists are killed and investigators are silenced when it comes to this topic. Please archive it. I've used in a series of links, websites, and documents that expose it is for what it is. Best podcast around and really appreciate the work you guys put in. Thank you for that. Thank you.

Yeah, we're going to archive some of our episodes going into season two, but we'll still have them available. People will still be able to get them and listen to season one episodes. Just some of them will be archived away. Just a little heads up, but we'll keep you informed. Anyways, this next review is from Granny Pounder. It was left on 420. It is five stars. The subject line that reads, love you long time. They go on to say, love the podcast. It helps me get through my workday with ease.

was interested if you guys could do an episode on monoatomic gold and its connection to the third eye. Not to be confused with the brown eye and the Anunnaki and the ancient Sumerians. All of these topics are also connected to Jim Mars, who is an American hero and conspiracy theorist who died mysteriously in 2017. If you're interested in this, I would refer you to YouTube and just search Jim Mars monoatomic gold.

Much of the story is covered in that lecture. Thank you guys. Keep up the great work. Thank you, Granny Pounder. Love your name. We are going to have an episode over the Anunnaki, ancient Sumerians, and the monatomic gold. So be prepared for that. It's coming fast and it's coming right at you. But thank you for the love. Thank you for the five stars. Yes, thank you. All right. This next one is from Madman Willis, left on 420. It is five stars. The subject line that reads, keep up the good work. Skinwalker's a hit.

They're going to say, thank you for the thoughtful, fun, art-bellying Scooby-Doo podcast. You all take it to the next level. It's so cool to feel like I'm back in college chatting with friends about life and all its freaky what-ifs. Serious, but not too deep. The dialogue balances the terror with a lighthearted good nature. All your personalities are distinct and complement one another. Innovative, refreshing, entertaining, dare I say, ghastly improv. Thanks for the fun.

Thank you, Madman, for the five stars and for the love. And I really do appreciate the love. Definitely do. The next one we got is from Giovanni from the United States, left on 421. Titled, Love the Reviews, left five stars. And he says, Best Reviews and Love the Subjects. Short and sweet. Thank you, Giovanni.

All right, this next one, I don't think it's really a name, but I'm going to read the letters off. It's from U-H-L-Y-I-T-D-H-K-G-V from United States left on 421 titled Get Rid of the Chick Left Three Stars. Reads, Kate needs to go. Every time she speaks, I have to skip over her annoying voice and endless nonsensical rants. She doesn't even know what she's talking about half the time. Not really sure why she's even part of your podcast. All right, well, we'll let her know.

All right. So this next one is from Alyssie CM. It was left on April 22nd. It is one star with the subject line of the girl ruins it. They go on to say would be much better without her. She sounds uneducated. Jesus Christ. You people are brutal, man. The back. All right.

Move on to the next one, I guess. All right. The next one's from LovekateXOXOX, left on 423 from the United States, titled Eddie. They left five stars and reads, Hey guys, love your podcast. I hear it at work and I mentioned it to my friends and now they're stuck on it. Keep up the good work. Love Kate's voice. Have you guys heard of...

Spirit cooking. Yes, I have heard of spirit cooking with Maria Abravich or something like that. Maybe something that we'll cover in the future. It's something that we have to cover in the future, really. You know, but I'm down for it. Thank you for the love.

All right. The next one is from OliveUXO26 from the United States, left on 423, titled Five Stars. And I guess, you know, they love five stars. This podcast has been keeping me company during the pandemic and quarantine. It's so interesting. Thank you. Appreciate it. Thank you for the love. I'm glad we could keep you company.

Next review is from Snowpenny. It was left on April 24th. It is five stars. The subject line that reads very good. They go on to say, just found you. Love the episodes. So informative and interesting. Thank you, Snowpenny. I love you.

Yes, thank you. All right. This next one is from Stereophonicsfan2. It was from Australia. Oh, from Down Under. It was left on April 24th. It is five stars, a subject line that reads, amazing podcast. They're going to say, I'm a coast-to-coast listener, and I found this podcast while searching around iTunes. This is now my favorite podcast. All the hosts are excellent, and the content is always interesting. Five stars. Thank you, Stereo. Thank you.

Definitely. It's a love. All right. The next review is left from wig splits left on April 24th. And he is from Canada. The titled Sam squanch left us five stars. Great work on the podcast. By the way, there is a documentary out there about a real Sam squanch Bigfoot. His name is Sam and he has been spotted around the Sunnyvale trailer park in Nova Scotia. Fuck. Google Sam, the Sam squanch and check it out. And again, best podcast I have heard in a while. Keep up the great work.

Dude, I'm going to check that out. Yeah, we're going to have to look that up. But thank you, Wig Split. Sam the Sasquatch. Sam Squatch. Oh, man. Sam Squatch. All right. The next one is left from Ball2iFall2. Left on April 25th from the United States. Titled Awesome. Left us five stars. And he says, great show. Look forward to hearing more. Another sweet. Short but sweet. Yep. Thank you.

All right, this next one is from Tez Winder. It's from Australia. Left on April 25th. It is five stars, a subject line that reads, favorite show. They're going to say, my husband and I started on Mel's Hole and got hooked. Haven't missed an episode and now making our way back to where it all began. Well-researched and great delivery. Love the Montauk chair. Only thing is I wish the episodes were a little longer. Love from Melbourne, Australia. Thank you, Tez. Glad we could provide you and your husband with earhole enjoyment.

And our episodes will be longer as we grow. As we get more hosting, our episodes will be longer. I'm just glad that people actually like the Montauk chair. I'm so glad I actually brought it up that episode. Yeah, the creator of the Montauk chair, Danielson. It's going to get a lot of use in season two. Montauk chair is going to be worn out by the end of season two.

Dude, I look forward to it. Yeah. All right. This next review is left by Minty Skills. It is from Canada. It was left on April 26th. Subject line it reads pretty good. It is four out of five stars. They go on to say, you guys put in the time to at least somewhat understand the topics you talk about. I hope you don't seriously believe in lizard people, though.

Thank you, Minty Skills, for the four stars and recognizing that we put some time into some of the stuff we research. Love you. They're real. I'm just kidding. No, thank you for the review, though.

Alright, our next review is left by Exercised, left on April 26th from the United States, titled Good Podcasts, left us 5 stars. I like listening to these guys and seeing them grow. The format is getting streamlined and all the work is starting to show. I want to see these underdogs win. Aaron keeps tempo well and moderates the discussion with a straightforward temperament and navigates the episodes very well.

Kate, Don, and Daniel are all very independent in their thoughts and views and showcase individual diversity in thought. It is quite simply a group of friends discussing a subject of interest and having a good time. Please keep recording and growing. I know these times are odd, but it's good to hear seemingly normal people joking, laughing, and having good conversations. Awesome. Thank you. I mean, that's what it's about right there, just being able to have a good conversation and get your mind blown. Yep.

Alright, the next one is from Camper23, left on April 27th from the United States. Titled, Got My Attention. Left us five stars. I'm not really a conspiracy theory guy, but this podcast has opened my mind to many theories. Now I look forward to every episode and can't wait until the next one is out. The only thing I would ask is if each episode had their own stories on Instagram.

Instead of having to click the stories until I find the picture I was looking for. Thanks for the hard work. I know you guys put a lot into this. Yeah, we're making some changes. So I switched over on Instagram, the stories, put season one stories. So when we start season two, which is not going to be 50 episodes, I can tell you that right now.

Season two is going to be not 50 episodes. We're going to have its own little stories. So when we talk about something and we add them to the Instagram stories, it will be under the season two stories. And if you want to go back and listen and look at other pictures, you can click on the season one stories and click through those. But thank you, Camper, for your five stars and your love. I love you. Yes, thank you. All right. This next one is from Ash D. Muse left on April 28th. It is five stars. The subject line that reads super entertaining.

They're going to say, love listening to the show while driving or working. Thank you all for the research you do. Also, your intro is incredible. Thank you, Ash. I love you. Aaron works hard on that intro. Yeah, I sat there for weeks creating it.

And I finally got it. And I was like, oh, that's it. That was like over a year ago. Anyways, this next review was left from Rex D. It was on April 30th. It is five stars. Subject line that reads entertaining as hell. They go on to say nothing better to listen to while I camp out at Skinwalker Ranch. Also look into the Texas Thunderbird. Pretty interesting topic. I saw this and I ducked up goad the Texas Thunderbird. There's a fucking velociraptor, not a velociraptor, a pterodactyl.

That's flying around in Texas, supposedly. Really? I did not know this. So we're going to have to do an episode over that.

Dude, that's awesome. The next one is from Johnny Blaze. Titled, Great Podcast. Left us five stars. These guys produce a great type of podcast. They present the information in a way that is more like an extended group of my friends telling me a story, not as someone talking at telling me things. It's very interesting, educational, and fun. I love these guys, and as long as they do this podcast, I will be a subscriber. Aaron, Dan, Kate, and Don, you guys rock. We love y'all here in Kentucky. P.S.,

I happen to be in that 15% of people that are RH negative. Even more rare, I'm actually AB negative, which I guess is the most rare blood type in the world. Maybe that's why I'm so into the topics each week. Maybe not. Just a thought. Thank you, Johnny Blaze. Yeah, thank you. Love you.

Now, the next one is from SKZ Felix, left on April 30th from the United States, titled Amazing Podcasts with five stars. I was looking around for a good and interesting conspiracy theory podcast when I came across this one. The first episode I listened made me fall in love with this podcast because it was interesting and funny. I would definitely recommend this podcast to anyone that loves conspiracy theories and funny things. Thank you. Thank you, Felix, for that. We love you.

Much love. This next review is from Strongarm209. It was left on April 30th. It is five stars, a subject line that reads, one of the best. They're going to say, love this podcast. I love hearing about all the conspiracies and learning new things. Keep up the great work. Thank you, Strongarm. Love you. This next review was left by Grateful Ep. It was left on May 1st, and it is four stars, a subject line that reads, love this podcast when... They go on to say...

Thank you.

Personally, I don't need some girl trying to make a sexy voice and a dude making sex jokes when I'm trying to hear conspiracy theories. If the episode has Daniel and Aaron, I will listen all the way through. The others, I have a hard time getting through. No hard feelings, and I'm trying not to be rude, just letting you know how it is. Keep up the great work, ep. I assume when you said Adam and Kate, I assume you meant Donnie and Kate. I have no idea who Adam is, so...

But thank you for the love. Thank you for the support. Thank you for the love and thank you for the support. Yes, thank you.

Our next review is from David H1983, left on May 1st from the United States, titled Thank You with 5 stars. So due to all this craziness, I recently started listening to podcasts to make it through the graveyard shift. I've never been a conspiracy guy, but the format of the show with the facts you're able to verify with thermos of your own that you could conclude at the end has really opened my mind to all kinds of possibilities.

One other thing is that after I'm listening from the first episode all the way through to the new episodes, I found it really amazing how a lot of episodes tie into other episodes, whether it be groups of people, individuals, sightings, cults, and other government agendas. With that said, keep up the good work and thanks for broadening my mind and ideals. David H. Thank you, David. Thank you. Then the next one is from JQF89 on May 1st from the United States titled Two Beer Mugs.

Cheers. Give us five stars. Interesting topics and witty comments about great chemistry with all the hosts. Thank you. Thank you, JQF89. I love you. This next one is from Awesome Matt. It was left on May 1st. It is four stars. It reads, awesome podcast. They go on to say, when you guys did the DMT episode, I had a thought or theory. What if heaven is the effect of the DMT releasing in our brains? It would make sense to me since most of the descriptions of taking it feel like you've just passed on.

I think, I think that was your theory, Dan, right? That's what you said. It pretty much ties into my theory that, you know, pretty much the whole DMT effect is feeling of passing on and whatnot. Yep.

Awesome. But thank you for the four stars and thank you for the love, Matt. You're awesome. All right. This next review is left by 1536382621 and it is from Canada. Left on May 1st. It is five stars. The subject line reads sick. They go on to say, I've only listened to a couple episodes, but I like how you really go in depth on every topic. It's awesome how you include proof and give a conclusion for many different views. Keep doing what you do. Y'all are deadly. Thank you. Love you. And I love Canada.

The next one is from Michael May 2nd from the United States titled Great Podcast with five stars. This is one of my favorites. Good content. These guys are great. Highly recommend for conspiracy theories. Thank you, Michael. Thank you, Michael. The next one is from Jacek left on May 2nd from the United States titled Amazing Podcast with five stars.

I started on the DMT episode, so I'm a little late to the party. I work at a production factory and listen to the podcast to pass the time. I love every host and how they have their own theories on every podcast.

Overall, I have listened for four weeks now and have played 10 hours in a row every workday. I love the podcast, guys and girl. Don't believe in the hate people need to just listen or get out. I love the podcast. Have a good day. Thank you. Yeah, thank you, J-Sick. Damn, 10 hours a day, every day in a row for the past four weeks. That's a lot of conspiracy in your brain, man.

That's a lot. Yeah. All right. This next review was left by Duke Nukem 21. It was left on May 3rd. It is five stars. The subject line that reads, looky here. They go on to say, if you ain't got haters, then you ain't popping. Riveting subjects with new takes. You can absolutely tell the research and work they put behind every subject. It pays off in the format of wonderful podcast episodes with humor that I find enjoyable. Most importantly, you guys and girl,

are a genuine group of free thinkers to the core. That's the greatest quality I think you get in a review in something this world is in desperate need for more.

Talkers have wonderful chemistry on the microphone. Great back and forth. It really gets better with each episode. Peace out, Skull Viking hater. We'll let Donnie know. But thank you for the five stars and the love, man. I really appreciate it. Definitely. This next review is from page 34. It was left on May 4th. It is five stars. The subject line reads, love it. They go on to say, such a fun podcast. These hosts are funny and I love how they state all the facts, theories, and then give their own thoughts.

Thank you, Paige. Love you. All right. The next one's from NEVDNSJS left on May 4th from the United States titled The Bomb.com with five stars. I missed the intros, but loving the extra time for the content. Love the information and humor mix. You all have great voices, which makes it even better. I've been hooked since listening to the first episode a few weeks ago, and I finally got caught up to the current.

Honestly, kind of sad I can't binge the podcast all night at work anymore. My boyfriend laughs at me whenever I come home and just rant on about the information y'all bless my ear holes with. He loves it though as he's big into conspiracy theories as well. Keep it up guys. Much love. Fatty Patty. Thank you Patty. We love you. Yeah. Season 2 won't be too far around the corner so you'll get to be able to binge them again. Oh yeah. If you wait a little bit.

Yeah, it's right around the corner. You're going to have a lot more stuff to talk to your boyfriend about. So be prepared. All right. The next review is from Pammy8, left on May 4th for the United States, titled Great Content, 5 stars.

I'm editing my previous rating. The recent episodes have been awesome. The four host setup was really dragging you down. After the Rona, please keep it to the two hosts. It's improved your show enormously. Aaron and Dan are very interesting and intelligent. Don't listen to all the thirsty dudes drooling over Kate's sexy voice. She's actually very annoying not only her voice but her speaking style. She doesn't have a clear thought. I love sex jokes just as much as the next person but there's a time and place.

And it's not all conspiracy theory podcasts. The other guy needs to go too. A little rough, but I appreciate the five stars. I appreciate the honesty. Thank you, Pammy. In the future, we'll talk more about some stuff. But as of right now, we'll just leave it at that. But I appreciate it, Pammy. Yeah, I definitely appreciate you editing your rating from before.

Keeping us updated with the criticism. I like it. All right. This next review was left by Skylar Lambert on May 4th. It is five stars. It's a big line that reads engaging and riveting. They go on to say great podcast. I jumped around episodes a little bit, but now I'm working through them in chronological order. Especially love the theories around the Mandela effect. I remember Bernstein.

or Bernstein, human experimentation, the Bohemian Grove and the Denver airport. If you want to open your mind to new possibilities and think the powerful elite are shady, this is an excellent podcast. You're never alone. You're never alone in your thoughts. Thank you, Skylar, for those kind words. Thank you. Those were actually some of my favorite episodes as well. Yep.

Oh, man, that's good stuff. All right, just two more reviews, and then that's it. This next review is left by, oh, my God. Qwerty, U-I-O-P-A-S-D-F-G-H-K-L-L-X-Z-Z-V-B-N-M from Great Britain. It's left on May 4th, and it is five stars. The subject line reads, brilliant podcast. They go on to say, recently started listening, fantastic podcast.

Not listen to a bad podcast. Love all things weird and creepy and conspiracies. Thanks, guys. Thank you for the love and the five stars. I'm actually impressed. He actually went across the keyboard, then down across the keyboard, then down again. Impressive. All right. Our last review. I know y'all are probably just like, yeah. Last review is from Nicholas Avalon left on May 4th from United States titled Great Content with four stars.

Well researched and fun material. I only knocked off one star due to Daniel's jokes continuously interrupting the narrative every 20 seconds. I'm not saying they're bad. It's just a tad excessive. Damn it, Daniel. Damn it, Dan. I guarantee you, I guarantee you he meant Donnie and not you. I would put any amount of money on it that he was meaning Donnie and not you.

I mean, I was ready for that. Damn, Daniel. Damn, Daniel. No, I guarantee you he's meeting Donnie and not you. But thank you, Nicholas, for the four stars. You know.

I'll let Donnie know. Yeah. And if it is me, I will try to calm it down. All right. So that's pretty much the end of the episode for today. I know we didn't have much content at the beginning and a lot of it was going over messages and stuff. We had to play catch up with all that stuff. But next week, we're going to be releasing an episode. It's not going to be an official episode, but it's just going to it's going to provide you with information about season two and everything you can expect.

and what you have coming down the pipeline. We aren't taking a humongous break between season one and season two. We're just taking a small, necessary break to make the changes needed to the website and a couple other things. It won't be long at all. Trust me. Just tune in next week. We'll release an episode giving you all the details. And I am so excited for how the season two is going to play out. And again, I want to thank everybody who stuck around.

And everyone who's listened to us and all the love and support. It really means a lot. I really enjoy doing this. I love it. I wouldn't change it for the world. But yeah, thank you guys a lot.

Yes. Thank you. Like, you know, when I first started the podcast with them, I was only on as a guest. Literally, I just asked to join in just to listen while I was playing some games and they pretty much got me involved with it. And it was on the Dominican Republic resort deaths. Yep. They got me on that. And, you know, it was after that, I was just like, man, this, this is actually kind of fun. And so, you know, it's pretty much for you guys and gals. Yeah.

Yeah, and a lot of things happened. I mean, a lot of things have happened since we first started. You know, we've made a lot of changes and we'll have more changes to come. But all of those changes are all for the betterment of the show. We're just going to keep on improving and keep on getting better and keep on giving you guys interesting things to listen to. And I just want to say I love you all. Thank you for your support. And you want to roll us out, Daniel?

Alright guys, it's okay to be out of this world with your thoughts. Because you are not alone.