Boy in the Box, Ashtar Galactic Command, The Body Trade – Theories Thursday
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So today's episode is Thoughts and Theories Thursday. So if you're unfamiliar with Thoughts and Theories Thursday, it is where we each select our favorite conspiracy of the week and then we discuss it with one another. So we haven't told each other what our theories are and I've been hiding mine and I've been wanting to discuss it so bad.

So for the document, all I put in the document was cashing in on granny. And you'll understand this title whenever I get into it. But the real title of this is called the body trade. Okay. So I have a question for both of you. Let's say you have a family member that passes away. Right. And that family member told you to donate their body for medical research.

Would you respect that? Would you allow them to donate their body for medical research? Hell yeah. If that's what they wanted, I would respect it. Well, after I get done with my theory, you may think differently. Okay. Uh-oh. So what do you think happens to their body? Like if it's donated for medical research, what do you think happens? Sent to a school, gets...

you know, pretty much used to teach the students, the other people wanting to become doctors, I guess. Yeah. I mean, that's what many people assume, right? It's taken to the laboratory or used for studies, right? That's what I thought as well. Okay. But I'm going to enlighten all of you to a subject that I was unaware of until a few days ago. Now this is called the body trade. So,

There is a company named Southern Nevada Donor Services.

They offer grieving families a way to eliminate expensive funeral costs by giving them a free cremation. Like they cremate a portion of the body of the family member that passed away in exchange for donating the rest of the loved one's body to quote unquote advanced medical studies. Okay. Now this company, and just like all the other companies in the United States that are like this, they're all around the United States.

They stack brochures in funeral parlors. This company specifically, Southern Nevada Donor Services, was located, of course, in Nevada. They gave commission cuts to the funeral homes who would get individuals to sign up. Oh, my gosh. That's a little messed up, but that's not too bad, right? Capitalism at its best.

So let me tell you what happened in 2015. Okay. So in the fall of 2015, a lot of people in this neighborhood in Nevada, in Southern Nevada. Well, let me back up. In 2015, there was this neighborhood. And in the middle of this neighborhood in Southern Nevada, there was a giant warehouse. But there was a neighborhood that surrounded it. The people in the fall of 2015 started complaining of a mysterious stench.

They were like, something really stinks around in our neighborhood. They started discovering bloody boxes that were being found in the local dumpsters around the neighborhood. They started calling the authorities. The authorities would say, okay, we'll take care of it. But nothing was being done. They were still discovering these bloody boxes. So a week after they started finding all these bloody boxes, someone contacted the local authorities again. But this time,

They reported, now get this shit, that they had witnessed someone outside of that giant warehouse in the neighborhood. This person was in medical scrubs. I shouldn't laugh at this. This person was in medical scrubs and was holding a garden hose and he was thawing out a frozen human torso in the middle of the midday sun.

It was just a human torso frozen and he was holding a garden hose on it. Okay. He was spraying the water on it to thaw it out. But the remains pieces of it in blood and tissue were being washed into the gutters. And this was creating a stream of blood and guts and remains that were going past storefronts. And it all pooled on a street near a technical school where all these college kids went to.

It's like, whoa, that's really weird. So many people in the neighborhood was like, what the fuck is going on? And why aren't the police doing anything about this? Right. They called the police. The people in neighborhood called the police. Police went over there and the guy finished thawing out his torso and went back inside with his torso. So the people in neighborhood throwing up red flags and they were like, we want answers.

So the local health inspectors were called and they held a town meeting and all the people in the neighborhood came and they told the individuals what was going on. The health inspectors said that the warehouse was owned by a company that was a so-called body broker company.

This company acquires dead bodies, dissects them, and sells the parts for profit to medical researchers, training organizations, and other buyers. That torso that the neighbors saw was being de-thawed by a guy with a water hose and was being prepared for such a sale.

This is where I was like, whoa, this is weird. OK, company's a middleman that Southern Nevada Donut Services was at that warehouse and they were running it and selling these body parts. So I had no clue this occurred.

So I started digging into it. I found out that each year, thousands of Americans donate their bodies in the belief that they are contributing to science. When in reality, they are contributing to commerce, to capitalism. Their bodies are being traded as raw material. And get this, it is an entirely unregulated national market. Now, I know what you're saying.

Organs are regulated by the United States government, right? Well, these body brokers are the non-transplant tissue banks. They are distinct from organ and tissue transplant industry, which of course the United States government regulates closely, right? The organs and everything they regulate, you know, selling hearts, kidneys, tendons for transplant, any of that stuff is illegal.

But there's no federal law that governs the sale of cadavers or body parts for use in research or education. Few state laws provide any oversight whatsoever, and almost anyone, I could do it, you could do it, regardless of their expertise, can dissect and sell human body parts.

That's that's pretty fucked up, right? An industry model hinges on largely getting the supply of free bodies, which I mean, it often comes from the poor because these poor families often go to these funeral homes and they can't afford food.

a casket or the high funeral costs. So these funeral homes are like, hey, this service offers, they'll cremate a portion if you donate their body to medical research, when in reality it's donating it to this for-profit company that cuts the body up and sells it. So the industry has no national registry of body brokers. Like there's no national registry of body brokers that exists. The United States government has no say in it whatsoever.

Many can operate anonymously, quietly making deals to obtain cadavers and sell the parts. Do you think that COVID has tainted a lot of the product? So like there's a ton. Oh, wait, I could. No, no, no. You're right on track because we're about to get into that. I'm going to cover a little bit more and then I'll get into tainted products.

So there is something I found a Boston College law professor Ray Madoff said that there's a big market for dead bodies. He also said that we know very little about who is acquiring these bodies and what they're actually doing with them if they're even doing medical research. So in most states almost anyone can legally purchase body parts.

So some journalists were able to purchase a cervical spine in two human heads from a Tennessee broker with just a few exchanges of an email. They just sent a couple emails. They said, I'll purchase them. And I think it was like 800 bucks per each head and then maybe like 500 for the spine. And no verification or anything. The guy packed it in the cooler, shipped it to him. What the fuck?

Yeah. So there's tons of horror stories. Like you said, with the coronavirus stuff and Tainted, there's a ton. So I'm going to tell you about a quick story before I'm done with mine, all right? So in 2013, there was a guy named Arthur Rathburn. Okay. He sold donated body parts. He owned his own little, like, private body trade company. He sold human heads and everything, okay?

any body part you can think of besides the vital organs that are tracked by the United States government. And he sold them basically to medical researchers. He was like the middleman for two decades.

Well, in 2013, he was raided by the FBI and arrested and charged with defrauding customers by selling them body parts infected with hepatitis and HIV. And then he lied to federal agents about some of the shipments. But that's not the most messed up part, okay?

The most messed up part came from a U.S. attorney named John Neal and then what they saw during the raid. So during the raid in 2013 of this Arthur Rathborn's warehouse, he said that human remains were stored so shitty, and this is straight from him, so shitty that Rathborn needed a crowbar to separate frozen parts.

That author's warehouse was littered with dead flies, dog bowls, and human remains that were frozen together in flesh-on-flesh chunks. Body parts were often out in the open and sometimes just sitting in coolers. Some of the freezers had heads and torsos. Some had arms and legs. Body parts were stored in a variety of containers such as Rubbermaid bins and 55-gallon drums.

Tools such as chainsaws and circular saws were used to cut apart the torsos. Heaps of male genitalia were stored in refrigerators, multiple refrigerators. That is a lot of penises and balls.

The FBI also discovered four preserved fetuses that were in their second trimester, but they were floating in a cabinet drawer that was filled with brown goo. I found pictures of this and I did not include them because nobody needs to see pictures of this shit. It is horrible. So that leads you to the question. What happened to author? Well, he was found guilty and,

But anybody want to take a guess at how many years in prison he got? Twelve. Twelve, Dan? Three years. Three, okay. He got nine. That's it, nine.

And also a little bit of more info. I was curious to see how much he earned throughout his years of the body part trade right from 1997 to 2013. He earned 13 million by selling or this is something else weird that I saw leasing human remains that have been donated to science leasing. What is that like? Hey, we're going to send you a butthole use it for a little bit and then send it back.

That's weird. But I mean, I looked into this stuff even more. I got a little bit more and then I'm done. But.

I started to look into it. I found a Phoenix-based biological resource center which sold more than 20,000 parts from some 5,000 human bodies over the past decade. But it was closed in 2014 following an FBI raid. But I guess you can say that it is bad and that this is happening. But the government is doing something about it because the FBI is raiding some of the warehouses. But that's not the case.

They're the ones doing it also. They have their hands into this. I started digging around and do it. And I found a guy named Jim Stafer of Phoenix, Arizona. And this guy donated his mom, Doris, donated her corpse for medical research when she died in 2013 after suffering Alzheimer's disease.

So this Jim, he read about author and what happened with that guy's warehouse and how fucked up he was being with the bodies that were being donated. So he decided to see what happened to his mom's body that he donated. So he started researching it.

Get this shit. He found out that his mom's dead body was secretly sold to the U.S. military. What do you guys think they did with it? Take a guess. Don't tell me they used it for target practice. I was going to say shoot him out of a cannon. Close. Both of you are close. They blew her up in a so-called blast test.

The 74-year-old's body was passed to the army, where it was strapped to a chair before they detonated a bomb underneath it.

So we dug a little more and said that military records show at least 20 other cadavers that were donated for medical research were also used in blast tests without the knowledge of relatives. Each one of them were purchased by the United States government for $5,893. And that is my theories Thursday.

So that's why my cashing in on granny title for that. That's where it came from. It leaves you speechless, right? You don't even know what to think because it's so messed up and it's crazy. If it is a lucrative business, our government's involved. They don't have any hoops to jump through. Nobody's really cracking down the FBI. Yeah, I got a couple places, but who's to say they didn't just

Take over those places to then take over the owner and be like, hey, we know what you're doing. We like to do this too. But now you gotta give me a 75% cut of your profit. And you can keep doing this, but we're gonna put you in another facility doing shit for us and you're gonna use your connections to keep selling these parts. But if you don't, we're gonna raid you.

Which is the plain example of that first one we talked about, how it kept getting covered up by the local health authorities. This the police, you know, the police get cuts to out of it. FBI, local health inspectors, they were all getting cuts. And then finally they said, oh, you know, we ain't going to pay any of you. You guys aren't helping me cover this up. You know, so the FBI raided him. But that author man is weird. A lot of genitalia in the refrigerators.

Yeah. Well, maybe some people don't like silicone. Oh, my God. It reminds me of, what is it, Ed Gein, the guy who had, like, the nipple belt and all the other things. He would have been a great body trader. Or he would have been a hoarder. Yeah. Because, like, a part would come in, oh, I can make a lamp out of that. Yeah. Anyways, that's my theories Thursday. I'm curious to hear what y'all's is.

Who wants to go next? Or if you got anything else you want to add to this body trade or any questions, if not, we'll move forward. We're going to do an entire episode over the illegal body trade. Not really illegal, but there is a legal and there's the legal route.

It really makes me want to go to a funeral home and start looking for these brochures to see if I can find one. Oh, yeah. If people got any of the brochures, shoot us images of them. Yeah. All right. Dan, what do you got for this theories, theories, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday? All right. Have y'all heard of the boy in the box? I think I've seen pictures of him. Little kid? Yeah. He kind of looks like a mutant. Kind of a little. Yeah. Okay. No, I don't think I've seen this one.

So the picture you've seen, Aaron, I think is probably the facial reconstruction picture they did. Yes, it is. Okay. All right. So the boy in the box, he has two other names as well. He goes by the America's Unknown Child and then the Fox Chase Boy. None of those ring a bell? No. No.

Alright, so in the Ivy Hill Cemetery in Cedarbrook, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, there sits a plot. And it's usually always covered in stuffed animals and kept up by the local families and sometimes visitors that go to see it. And the headstone reads, American's Unknown Child. This is pretty much a story of a child that was found nude in a cardboard box on February 25th of 1957 in the Fox Chase area of Philly, Pennsylvania.

This very beginning part really makes me mad because it's kind of fucked up. He was first found by a local muskrat hunter, a muskrat hunter. He had traps set all around the forest area in Fox Chase, and he was out checking on these illegal traps of his. And as he was checking these traps, he stumbled upon a small cardboard box on the ground. He checked the box and saw the body of the boy wrapped in a plaid blanket.

So what do you think he did? He called the police. He didn't call the police. He put him back? He sold him. Pretty much, yes. Oh. Nope. Since his traps were illegal, he just ignored it instead of contacting local police because, well, he would get in trouble. Selfish. Disrespectful hunter. What year was this again? 1957. Okay. All right. So a few days later, after the muskrat hunter found him,

A college student was driving by the area and he saw a bunny rabbit go into the woods. Well, he was concerned for the bunny because that area was known for having a bunch of traps. So he pulled over and he went into the forest to make sure the bunny didn't get caught in any of the traps.

That's what I found weird is the fact that he pulled over and he decided to go into woods and try to find this bunny. It's like, oh, there's a small area that this bunny is going to be in. No. Well, since he went to the forest, he didn't find the bunny. But what he did find was the boy in the cardboard box. Luckily, this time, someone actually called the police and reported it. So when the police found him, they hoped since he was a child and they suspected...

said about the ages between three and seven, that someone would be able to identify him quickly, you know, like family members or friends because, you know, it's a missing child. Well, that thought was pretty much short-lived. No pun intended, I'm sorry. Once they saw the condition the body was in, that idea was literally destroyed. They said that his hair was matted and seemed to be recently cut as clumps of it still clung to his body.

His body was severely malnourished and covered with surgical scars, most notably on his ankle and chin.

Despite the fact that he looked abandoned, the police fingerprinted him still hoping to find a match. Which, in 1957, did they really fingerprint children back then like that? That's like one thing I couldn't really find out. I don't know. That seems a little early. Yeah, so, but only thing that I could really come up with is maybe if he was coming from a different country that they did some kind of fingerprinting.

Since he pretty much wasn't born in America? I don't know if that's how that works. Back then? Well, I guess I was thinking digital fingerprint, so of course that wasn't then. So maybe they did just do a fingerprint, and then they do the manual looking with the magnifying glass. Hmm.

The old school way. Yeah. So pretty much they didn't find anything with the fingerprints. So over the next several years, the police made over 400,000 flyers and they sent them out all over the Philadelphia area and pretty much almost all over Pennsylvania. They even did a forensic reconstruction, which is the picture Aaron said he saw, which he looks a little odd. I'm not going to lie. Looks a little odd. Yeah, I haven't seen them. But here, this is just one of the pictures. Okay.

He's got a big old head, man. He does have a very interesting head shape. Yeah, so they did the drawing and they put posters up all over the place in police stations, post offices, and they even started including them in the envelopes of bills. But still, no one came forward with any information on him. And then, you know, the crime scene was searched several times. But apart from several items of like children's clothing that they had, it had like beside them.

There were no leads at all. And till this day, he still hasn't been identified nor the case being solved at all. So it's been like 62 years now. No one's come forward with any information at all. Well, I can't really say any information.

There have been a couple theories. The two theories I did find, the first one was in 1960, an employee of the medical examiner's office was told by a psychic that the boy in the box had come from a local foster home. The police inquired about the boy at the foster home and found blankets similar to the one he had been wrapped in hanging on the clothesline outside.

And then as well as a bassinet that was sold in the same box that the boy had been found in. Yeah, the foster home was only one and a half miles away from where he was buried. Let's see. And they're, sorry, you can go on. I don't want to take over. No, go ahead. Go ahead. Because you might have found something I didn't.

There was a rumor that the police had suspected the connection to that foster home, like you said, but that there was a rumor that specifically the man who ran it and his stepdaughter, that he was raping the stepdaughter and the stepdaughter had the kid.

And kid was between five to seven. He had bruises all over his body. He was malnourished. That the father was beating him and hiding him. Well, the kid eventually died. So they wrapped him and buried him. So they wouldn't find out that he was doing that to his stepdaughter. Yep. And that actually is what the theory one is about. Sorry, Dan. I didn't mean to take over. No, dude. It was perfect. Well, not perfect. It's sad. But yeah, you know, pretty much.

the daughter, stepdaughter of the foster home owner. And then they said that his death had been accidental. But this was all coming from a psychic, so...

And Ted Bundy was growing up in that area around that time too. Ooh. Random fact. Little random knowledge nuggets. Yeah. So what's your second theory? Now the second one, it catches my eye because of pretty much the Wayfair, Epstein, and McMartin stuff, kind of. So the theory two is a woman referred to only as M, which I found out her name was Mary. The Virgin? I don't know. Probably not. Oh, she's coming back.

Well, I can't tell you when she's coming back because she left the country, I think. Oh, shit. But she came forward claiming that the boy had been purchased by her abusive mother and abused for several years in her home. Em claimed that after the boy vomited up his dinner of baked beans, her mother had bashed his head against the wall as punishment, and then she attempted to bathe him during which he had died. The police initially followed this lead,

as there were remains of baked beans in the boy's stomach and his fingers appeared to be water-wrinkled,

Those were both pieces of information that were never shared with the public. They were also encouraged by M's description of the boy as a small child with long hair, which, as I described earlier, he had clumps of hair pretty much cut off of his head. So this fit with their theory that his hair had been recently chopped off or cut off, as well as an old testimony from a man who claimed to have seen the boy being placed in the box near the woods.

Then unfortunately, police eventually let the theory slide as they were unable to verify Em's claims. And after looking at Em's background, they did find a history of severe mental illness. When they attempted to corroborate her claims with the neighbors and friends, all of them denied ever seeing a child in the home. The theory was eventually dismissed as ridiculous. But...

The one thing that did catch my attention on this was Em said that her parents had bought this kid from a human trafficker.

So this shows you like how far back it's like 1957. So it's not super far back, but it's showing that they were doing this shit even back then. So pretty much this kid had no identity, no family, nothing, it seems. So no idea where he came from, which he doesn't look, he looks foreign a little, I think. Yeah. Did you hear the theory about the forensic artist who did that drawing? What he said? I did not. Isn't

His name was Frank Bender or whatever. He has a theory that the boy had been raised as a girl on account for the unprofessional haircut as well as the appearance of the eyebrows being styled. I think he did make a drawing as well to show what he would look like with long hair and stuff. So there's a picture that was drawn with him with long hair. If he was sold, right, you would want him to look like a girl because, oh, a boy is missing.

And they're going to see this. I mean, kids are easy to be like, OK, it looks like a boy. It looks like a girl. Several times where I've been like, I don't know if I can tell if that kid is a boy or a girl. Right. In this picture, I'd be like, man, it's a ugly looking girl. But it's a girl. You know, it's a little kid. Yeah. I agree with you. But yeah, that's.

I lean more towards the M thing, even though the mental illness, right? The mother purchased them and made them look like a girl and then offed them. See, and the one thing I did read up is, you know, they say that she's suffered from severe mental illness. But what if her seeing the shit that's been done to this kid has caused that mental illness?

Mental illness. You got to think she was living with her mother at the time that was doing this shit. She was raised like this is in her entire life. Kids aren't born to be killers. They're made into killers. Yeah, they're molded into them pretty much with the way their environment is. Yeah. And you think about it. He vomited up some of the baked beans. I mean,

Forget it, I guess 1957 things were tough and all that for food. But to vomit up beans and then have your head smashed against the wall because you vomited up some of your food. I mean, I don't think I'd slam my kid's head into a wall.

Maybe be like, you better clean that shit up. No, but yeah, like, you know that. And then I know just the way they treated him. It probably it would have messed me up seeing that growing up. You know? Yeah. Knowing that you have some child that she was probably friends with that was locked in some basement or cellar. It's sad, man. It makes me think that they ever give him a name. Jonathan. Is that what they called him?

Well, Em said in her reports to the police that his name was Jonathan. Oh, Johnny. Yeah. Very interesting theories Thursday, Dan. Yes. Yeah. A little sad, but.

It's just sad how prevalent this is in the world. Sex trafficking, child trafficking. At first I thought you were going to take an alien turn on me, and I was like, man, 57, that is about the time when alien things were popping off. But I see it didn't take that route. No. No, what y'all went with is, it seems like the M-theory is probably closest to reality. Yeah, and they aren't going to, if in fact there's this underground...

human trafficking thing going on they don't want to scare the public you know so yeah now i did uh read one thing that i couldn't find too much else on is that i think one of the a reporter i think last year said that he might have found a relative of the boy through dna matching but they're not able to get a hold of the relative or something like that hmm be interesting to dig more deep into this

Yeah, because I mean, I'd honestly like to know who the boy was. You know, I think that's only fair for him to at least have his identity returned to him. Yeah. May he rest in peace. All right. Well, let's hear your theory, Anna. What do you got for us this week? Okay. So when we were coming up with this topic, we threw this in the ring for an idea and I didn't know what it was. So I looked it up and I was like, man, this ties in kind of with our prophecy week. So I'm going to bring it up.

We are going to talk about the message from Ashtar. I know, obviously, Aaron, you know what that is. Dan, do you know? I do not. Okay. So, to do this story, I kind of want to take a Montauk journey. Just a quick one.

Okay, so I'm down sweet. Let's go. So we're gonna go to The UK on November 26th 1977 okay, so let's hop in our chairs set your dials and let's do this thing. Are you ready? Yep? I'm ready to go. All right. Let's go Everyone okay? Yeah, I'm good. I'm a little cold. I wish you would have told me it was winter. I

Yeah. Here. I should have told you to put a jumper on, you're right. Yeah. But, sorry. So what are we doing standing out in this yard of somebody's house? Well, I know it's a little weird, guys, but let's walk over to their back door. I know it's creepy, but just sneakily look inside. Alright, so do you see this couple? They're sitting on the couch about to watch the evening news. I feel like a peeping Tom, but yes, I see the couple.

I'm trying to see him, but Aaron's breathing on the glass very heavily. It's kind of foggy. Sorry, this is very intense. Okay. All right, so in a minute, we're going to sneak in here. What? I know, I know. They're not going to be in there. I've created this... Diversion? Yeah. Hey, what's that by the front window across from us? Edna, do you see that? What is that? Oh, I'm scared what it is. Go see what it is, please. I'm going to go shoot it.

I'm coming with you. Did you make this? Did you do this diversion? What's out there? Don't worry about too much. Why don't we just stick aside because we don't have a lot of time and let's watch this news program that's about to happen here. We could have just teleported to Radio Shack.

That doesn't exist yet, man. At least we got some tea. Well, actually, 77 it might. I was about to say, at least we got some tea and crumpets right now. All right, let's go inside here and, what did you say, watch some TV? Yeah. This is the worst theory Thursday ever. Yeah, we're going to go and watch the news tonight, guys. I call the recliner. Should we lock the front door so they can't come back in, close the blinds? No, it's okay. It'll be okay. All right, so what's coming on the TV? What is this?

Alright, so they're watching the news. Let's take a look at this. I guess this is what we're watching? Yeah, so we're watching the evening news. Andrew Gardner is the host of a southern broadcasting station. Okay, this is boring, but okay. I know, it seems really boring. It's going to have a twist in it, guys. So yeah, I would not watch the news anyways, but just wait. There's going to be something that happens. Whoa. Yeah.

The channel's jacking up. It must not have good signal. This is the voice of Prima, representative of the Ashton Galactic. Speaking to you for many years. You guys, they're coming back. Yeah, we need to leave. They're coming back in. I want to watch this, but we got to go. Can you believe that, Edna?

I can't believe you're just so big, fool. Oh, I can't believe it either. He was so big. Oh my gosh. Wait, somebody's been in here. Everyone okay? Yeah, I'm fine. That was, uh, that was crazy. I can't believe you turned this into peeping toms.

Man, I just wanted us to see that firsthand. And Bigfoot, man, I appreciate you trying to get them away from the house, but you just disappeared a little too quick. We needed more time. Man, I mean, you just made me commit my first B&E. Thank you. No problem, man. All right, so I'm not going to lie. I do have a copy of this video here, guys. You know me. I love Montauk chairs, so I wanted to go experience it firsthand. So...

We're gonna finish watching the video in the studio. So what we're watching is a recording of what happened on the news that night on November 26, 1977. That it was the normal nightly news at five o'clock. And then just shortly into it, a interruption happened in the broadcast. And someone who calls himself Viridian of Ashtar...

gives a message to the people. The Rhodesian nationalist leader, Bishop Abel Muzarewa, has accepted Mr. Smith's offer to negotiate an internal settlement based on one man, one vote. But, he says, there are conditions. These include stopping the execution of all captured prisoners of war. Negotiations are being arrested.

This is the voice of Rillian, a representative of the Ashtar Galactic Command speaking to you. For many years you have seen us as lights in the sky. We speak to you now in peace and wisdom as we have done to your brothers and sisters all over this, your planet Earth.

We come to warn you of the destiny of your race and your world so that you may communicate to your fellow beings the course you must take to avoid disaster which threatens your world and the beings on our worlds around you. This is in order that you may share in the Great Awakening as the planet passes into the New Age of Aquarius. The New Age can be a time of great peace and evolution for your race.

but only if your rulers are made aware of the evil forces that can overshadow their judgments. Be still now and listen, for your chance may not come again. All your weapons of evil must be removed. The time for conflict is now past, and the race of which you are a part may proceed to the higher stages of its evolution. If you show yourselves worthy to do this, you have but a short time to learn to live together in peace and goodwill.

Small groups all over the planet are learning this, and exist to pass on the light of the dawning new age to you all. You are free to accept or reject their teachings, but only those who learn to live in peace will pass to the higher realms of spiritual evolution. Hear now the voice of Rillian, a representative of the Ashtar Galactic Command speaking to you.

Be aware also that there are many false prophets and guides at present operating on your world. They will suck your energy from you, the energy you call money, and will put it into evil ends and give you worthless draws in return. Your inner divine self will protect you from this. You must learn to be sensitive to the voice within that can tell you what is truth and what is confusion, chaos, and untruth.

Learn to listen to the voice of truth which is within you and will lead yourselves onto the path of evolution. This is our message to our dear friends. We have watched you growing for many years as you too have watched our lights in the sky. You now know that we are here and that there are more beings on and around your Earth than your scientists admit. We are deeply concerned about you and your paths towards the light and will do all we can to help you.

Have no fear. Seek only to know yourselves and live in harmony with the ways of your planet Earth. We here at the Ashtar Galactic Command thank you for your attention. We are now leaving the planes of your existence. May you be blessed by the supreme love and truth of the cosmos.

Hmm. That's interesting. Now I know why we took the Montauk chair. Manual teaser. You guys know why we did? Yeah, because, man, that's pretty cool to be back then when that happened. Yeah, I mean, when I heard this...

It certainly brought back thoughts to me of the Hopi Prophecy Week, hitting on those same notes of you've got to find your spiritual connection and your peace or you won't be able to make it over to the fifth world, which has all this is entirely peace, love, harmony, one mind type of world.

So I was like, okay, well, I have to include that. It's a weird connection. And what they were saying about the capabilities of somebody to hack into primetime TV back then, it's not like they hacked into one broadcasting tower. They found out that five separate towers had been hacked, and they just said for that time...

There just weren't a ton of people in the world who could actually do that. Or I couldn't really find any cases saying at all who could it have been. I know that they never have found anyone at all

that was convicted or charged with anything involving this night. It's pretty much happened and then fell off the face of the earth. Like, no one talked about it. I had never heard about it. Looking him up, I did find people who have communicated with Ashtar. You know, we have a world that's amazing and a lot more people whose energies are open and can communicate with other dimensions, mediums, whatever you want to call them.

So I did watch stuff on that and what I gather is that Ashtar is all about love. They allow us to have free will. They don't allow us because it's not their job. They never interfere with our free will, but their whole mission is to make sure that we embrace love and love others. And love ourselves, of course, too.

So whenever you get that random thought that you just want that candy bar, that's probably Ashtar saying, you deserve it. Go get you that candy bar. Treat yourself. Yes. So we mentioned in that, or I mentioned in that, the New Age of Aquarius. We talked about that again with the Hopi prophecy. And I just wanted to quickly go over what that was. I just want to refresh people on what that was.

The Age of Aquarius refers to the causing of great turmoil in order to make room for the new values of love, brotherhood, unity, and integrity. Everything with Piscean values is being exposed and taken down. This includes governments, corporations, individuals, and even personal relationships. The Aquarian Age points to the direction of our own evolution and consciousness.

We are each being asked to make a choice. We can cling to the old, outdated values or adopt the new, evolving ones. Our happiness and peace depends on our choice and the change will take place whether we like it or not. It is said that this is the time when all minds become one and we work together as one. So, I certainly have been feeling a lot more strongly about the theory of the coming of the fifth world

2020 does not help. Like, if it was like a quote-unquote normal year, like 2012, and so it just, I wouldn't even think anything of it. But every month we've had some crazy, stupid, disastrous thing. We're like, what is, what's August hold now, you know? We're waiting for every month to give us something different. That's weird. We're living in a very weird year. And I just, with both Hopi and

and Baba Vanga saying that in 2020, there's going to be a nuclear attack on the US. And then the Baba Vanga is to go as specific to say November is when it would happen, which as we all know, that's election time. So it's almost as if we choose the wrong person, they're going to set the nuke down and say, y'all fucked it up. We tried to tell you. We made it real obvious who you need to be voting for.

Reset, world starts over, and only the people who are left will continue on the fifth cycle with love, care, compassion, harmony as one species because we are just a human race. One giant planet of love. But do you think that, I mean, not to like give some heat to what you said,

But do you think they really care about the United States and who they vote for? Wouldn't it be like more like a world thing? I think they would step in whenever we got a world leader, whenever maybe this 2020 is shifting us to a one world leader. Right. And maybe they're going to come in and say, hey, we're the one world leader. And the grays are like, no, you're not. Because these ones, these Viridian or whatever, there was the Ashtar, the Viridian, right? Ashtar.

They're the Nordic aliens, supposedly, you know, the super tall, blonde hair, pale skinned, blue eyed aliens who mainly believe in spreading love, who we talked about on the alien episode.

The theory is that they implanted their DNA with our closest relative, which is the ape, right? And that we're part of these love and beings and whatever. But then over the years, the greys have spliced some of our DNA as well. The greys are the dark aliens with dark energy. The Ashtars are Nordic aliens with the good energy, right? And they're in a battle, the Nordic and the greys.

Do you think... Well, because I guess I was thinking if we go back to the aliens episode where we talked about the possibility of Hitler seeing these beings and that's why he wanted the blonde-haired, blue-eyed race as the supreme race, um...

Maybe that, let's say if it is Ashtar people, they came down to deter Hitler of his evil doings. And then Hitler was like, whoa, y'all got spaceships. You're way advanced. And so it wasn't really in saying you should attack these people. They were more like, Hitler, you're being a bit dramatic, friend. You need to just like calm down. Peace, love, happiness.

And Hitler took a whole different direction with it, did not take the loving part that the Ashtar were trying to portray. He took the gray part, the hate. Yes. It is interesting and a good discussion, but it adds to my theory of an intergalactic space council that is being hidden from all of us. Yeah. Yeah.

And we're just infants in the world as it is in the universe as it is. We are babies. We cannot be awoken to what's really out there because we're not ready. Yep. 100%. We might think of ourselves as a world power, but we are nowhere close to being anything. No. No. Not at all. No. All right. You got anything else you want to add before we roll into on the scene?

I think I hit all the points. I just wanted you guys to kind of hear this, bring it to your attention, because I didn't know about it until this past week. Make of it as you will. It's really just, it's information to add to your file. Yeah, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed the Montauk chair. I enjoyed hearing it. Super interesting stuff. Don't know how they could have done it back then with the technology of intercepting and going. That doesn't seem plausible back then.

Yeah, watch the video if you can bear the voice. I mean, it's, if you're really thinking about it and you want to get through that, just think this is an alien talking through our systems here to make us, like, I'm listening to an alien right now. Speak to me. Oh man, this is cool. And just the sounds at the end, they kind of, like, I feel like I have to, I bob my head to the woom, woom, woom, almost as if I'm going to go into a trance with it and then

I think maybe that's like the different types of frequencies they're trying to tune. When you tune a guitar, right? You're like... Whatever. Those tuning moments are what we were hearing on the broadcast was them tuning into the frequency they have to get to to travel to whatever part of the dimensional worlds that they live in. And that's why it sped up at the end because they were like, we got it. Dun, dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun.

Just saying. Throwing it out there. Nice. All right. So that was this week's Theories Thursday. I want to thank both of you for bringing in great theories this week. Dan with the boy in the box, your Ashtar. Wonderful. Dude, you killed it too. Cashing it on Granny. Granny for cash. Oh, thank you.

Yo, yo, yo, it's your boy Hans on the scene. Hey!

Speaking of smite, do you believe in aliens? Yeah. What do you... Like, what about them makes you believe in them? Nothing. Nothing? Nothing? So what if you woke up with one of them playing patty cake with your ass cheeks? I would believe in them. You believe in them? Do you believe in Bigfoot? No. No? Why not? What do you believe in, good sir? I don't know. You don't know? Nothing. You don't know? You know, big old dick up in the sky?

You ever woke up in the middle of the night with your asshole hurting? Uh-uh. That means they haven't visited you yet. Just know. Just know. They're coming. They're coming in more ways than one, dude. More ways than one. Yep. They're invading the world and people's assholes simultaneously.

All right. So the guy really wasn't responsive. I mean, I would I would kind of act the same way if I had somebody come up to me asking me those certain questions. But dude, Hans, I love it. He is the on the scene reporter. I love him. Keep him coming. Always makes me laugh, man.

I love the commitment to your questions, your excitement. I'm drawn in to know what the answers are going to be. You got to find someone on the scene that gives you something back, man. Believes in aliens, but doesn't know how or why or anything. You got to get somebody riled up, somebody to start a cussing at you. You have a good argument. Believes in aliens, but don't believe in Bigfoot.

Bigfoot's very upset with you on that one. Yeah, very upset. But thank you, Hans, for the on-the-scene report this week, and we will touch again with you next week, hopefully. Boom. All right. So now we're going to go into voicemails. The first voicemail this week is from Espinoza. So we'll play that right now. Hello, Theories of the Third Kind. I hope you guys are doing well. I just want to let you guys know I love your podcast, and I wanted to...

recommend a movie to you guys it's called alien code it's on youtube it's free uh it talks about the men in black it talks about different dimensions and you know a whole bunch of crazy shit like that i'm sure you guys would enjoy it uh please check it out and then you know maybe give a brief review on it what do you guys think but anyways um what if these men in black aren't really from a secret agent

I mean, a secret government agency that deals with aliens, you know, just like the Will Smith movies that we've all seen. But what if these men in black are actual interdimensional beings? And that's why in the reports, you know, they always look the same. They're tall, humanoid, pale skin, you know, no hair, no eyelashes, no eyebrows, deep monotone voices, you know.

What if they're from a different dimension and our brain perceives them as men because we can't possibly come close to understand what they really look like?

You know, we can't comprehend that because we don't know anything about the higher dimensions. We don't know anything about it. But anyways, it's a great movie. It's kind of like low budget, but it's really good. I watched it... The first time I watched it, I watched it twice in a row. It was done. I started all over again. Because it just really makes you think about what's really out there. Anyways, I want to leave you guys with something to think about before you watch this movie. It's a quote from the actual movie. And it says...

If you are seeking answers to alter your understanding of reality, does that not make your world a projection rather than a perception? What is the actuality? Do you see the world as you imagine it? Or are you observing what is really there? If reality is just a projection, what happens when the source, when consciousness, is absent? Even with an eternity of self-reflection, man cannot understand the difference between actuality and illusion.

With every man born comes a new reality, all competing in perpetuity. Perhaps this is why man is so perpetually at odds, so conflicted, so divided. Thank you guys. I love you. Wow, Espinosa. Thank you for that excellent voicemail. There's a lot of stuff in it. The men in black theory, I think we covered that, didn't we, Daniel? Of them being maybe not interdimensional beings, but I think we've mentioned it once.

I got chills hearing that quote from that movie, man. Yeah, that was a great quote. It was real good. I like that you clipped that out for us. I think that's enough to make you want to go watch the rest of it. Kind of do, actually. I don't know why the way he described the men in black. First thing that popped in my head is the movie Hitman. Yeah. But thank you, Espinosa. We love you so much. We will talk to you soon, hopefully. All right.

This next voicemail is from Young Agumon. Hearing from him again. Always love it. So we'll play that one right now. What's going on, y'all? Good morning, good afternoon, good evening to the people and them. Theories of the Third Kinders.

It's your boy Young Agumon once again here with another voicemail. Just, you know, giving praise to my people, my three favorite people right now. Aaron, Ana, Daniel-san. I fucks with y'all, bro. I want to give a special shout out to Ana for like literally hitting me up cold turkey and just checking on me. Like I didn't even know. She don't even follow me. Like y'all don't even follow me. And like you really reached out. Like I really appreciate that.

You know what I'm saying? I was so touched that I just decided to become a Patreon. So now I got more shit to listen to and I feel like I'm really a part of the team. So I love it. Basically, I wanted to talk to y'all. First of all, I love season two. First voice note was about season one. This voice note is going to be about season two. Y'all really did a good job picking Anna. She adds to the conversation. She's funny. She brings a different dynamic, right?

To you know the conversation And I appreciate her enthusiasm And her energy like it's so clutch That y'all really you know really fuck With her like that um cause I fuck With her Daniel-san I'm gonna tell you Something right now homie I'm not even Gonna hold you

Like, if you come to New York, bro, we could smoke, bro. Like, it's not even no issue. But, like, I'll definitely slide my boxer briefs to the left. Like, it's not no issue. And then keep in mind, like, the gag is I'm really gay. So, like, that could happen. No, I'm just kidding. But not about the gay part. But, um...

Oh, what else? What else? What else? Aaron, boy, you know, you know I fucks with you, bro. You sound like literally like one of my cousins. Every time you say, God damn, like when you did that skit, bro, you literally sounded like one of my cousins like down south, bro. So like I fucks with y'all. I really fucks with y'all. But, you know, I hope everybody's doing okay. On a serious note, I hope everybody is doing good. I hope the listeners are doing good.

And I just love y'all. You know what I mean? Just be safe, y'all. All the best. And again, we wanted for that cypher. If y'all want to do separate cyphers, it's by all means. It's no issue. Let me know. Be safe, y'all.

Thank you for the voicemail, young Agumon. Yeah, man. We always love hearing from you. And you know you always take care of your girls, so I appreciate you. You know when I come to New York, you better roll one up for me. I want to try your new edibles, too. God damn! I know. So what we're going to do, your theory thing is really, really good. So we're going to cut that little bit out. And next week, we'll throw that in as a voicemail of itself.

Just because we're getting close to the end of the month. We want to make sure that we get all of our... We have enough space on this episode and everything. So next week, we'll put that under voicemails. Because you tied in a lot of good things. And you bring up the age of Aquarius. I just love how you did everything. Yeah, I love it. But I love you, dude. You're amazing. I'm so glad that you're safe out there in New York. You know, I'll be checking up on you again. Don't you worry. Fine thing. And Dan will be checking up on you as well.

Make sure those boxes actually slide to the left. Just saying. Nice. Nice. Much love, man. Much love. All right. This next voicemail is from Bay and we're going to play that right now.

Hi guys, I'm BM from Canada and I've tried to make this voice for like 50 times but it's so hard with like birds, cats, and dogs everywhere. But I'm going to tell you guys a story that it just kind of fit in because of your guys' podcast which I've been binging watching it in the last two weeks. It's crazy. Love you guys so much. Anyways, let me continue. So I was at work and I was listening to your guys' UFO podcast and you guys filled in on that British lady who had seen in the UFO these golden-like, angel-like figures. And I was like, crazy, that sounds so freaking familiar.

familiar and you know why dad you know why it's not so freaking familiar because in march sadly my great-grandmother who's 75 years old had passed away but before that in her and she had a dream two weeks before she had passed away she had a dream a vision and it was this angel with gold light gold everything coming towards her and telling her she had two weeks to live and her being a cat okay

A Catholic woman. I had completely believed her. She was sane. I'm just going to repeat this again, that she was sane. She could remember everything from her childhood. She could walk. She could talk. Girl could paint her nails and put her earrings on at 105 years old. Okay? Okay. So basically, I'm breathing this in. I was like, that's crazy. Like, I could see that. I could see that. We see eye to eye. We see each other. And so...

Two weeks after that, okay? Two weeks after that, I'm at the hospital. And my grandmother, who was there visiting her at the time, was like, bro, your grandmother's speaking crazy. And I'm like, crazy? She never did that before. She's never done that. So, um, I tell... I, like, take in the story. And my great-grandmother's telling me on her bed, she's like...

at in the middle of the night this light on her fourth story winner comes to her okay comes to her and she's like paralyzed she's paralyzed in bed she can't like look but she sees it and then all of a sudden things start touching her right and i'm just gonna remind you guys here that she only has remind you guys letting you guys know that she only had one night nurse this tiny little filipino lady okay

So there's these beings, these tall, lanky beings surrounding her bed, touching her, probing her, and just like, she can't do anything. And I, she's like scared. And she's like telling me this. And then my grandmother's like something about aliens. And I'm like, aliens? Hold up. And I'm taking it all in. And I completely believe her because she does not speak English, only Spanish, has never had a cell phone. Um,

She's never really been on the computer and only watches like Spanish Super Bowl. So how did she get the story? How did this idea come to her? Okay. And she's telling everything exact on how

on how like people have been abducted where they're like paralyzed and being felt up and things injected in them and tall lanky beings and I'm thinking it's the greys but anyway so yeah and then like two days after that she died so my theory was that maybe they had come to her to find out why this 105 year old with perfect brain memory had still survived this long through almost sadly two pandemics and then almost two world war two two world war two two world wars so

Yeah, so that was my theory. And then I have another story about the Germans experimenting on my grandfather, but that's completely in a different voicemail at a different time. But so basically, thank you for doing this fun voicemail. And I don't know, I feel like I just need answers or I feel like I need your guys' idea on what it could have been because listen, it all just ties up like it was crazy. Anyways, love the podcast again.

And thanks for everything. Dan, I love you and I will be proposing soon. Anna, you're super cool. I feel like we can vibe. And Aaron, you're kind of rad. I'll be honest. But yeah, kneecaps and Bigfoot 2020, thank you so much for everything. Oh. Thank you, Bae, for the voicemail. So let me make sure I got it all. I'm understanding it all.

The same way you guys are understanding it. Her grandma was 104 years old or 100 and something. She was totally sane, but she started saying that she was abducted by aliens? Or she started to see lights or beings. Golden lights. So I'm assuming her grandma saw it more as an angel type thing, but Bea's seeing it more as a...

Alien related thing because she woke. I'm calling her bae. You call her bae? So thank you for the voicemail. I love it. I love your birds. Send us pictures of them.

Yeah, Aaron's all about them birds, and I do think that there is something about when you get close to your time of death, like your death call. You do become more at peace with the idea of dying. I mean, I don't have a lot of elderly friends, but I've never really heard talk about... If I was old and scared to die, I would talk about it, because talking about things helps you process them. But you just... I don't feel like you ever really hear people saying that...

"Oh, I'm afraid to die. It's more, I love the life I lived, I appreciate what I've done, da-da-da." They hold value of the life that they had before. So, her grandma getting a message two weeks before from angels or aliens, to me, that was her calling. She knew that her time was close.

Helps you, like, tie any loose ends before you go. Yeah. But awesome. Thank you so much. There was a lot of information packed in there, and we appreciate you. Yes, definitely appreciate you. I guess I have something to look forward to now. A proposal. So we'll see how that goes. Yep.

Just so you know, I don't like anything too flashy. Oh, nice. Get him something plain Jane. Plain Jane. All right. So that's the end of the voicemails. Now we're going to roll into the ratings and reviews for this week. The first review this week comes from skidamarinky dinky dink. I love that name. Left on June 10th. It is five stars with a subject line that reads the machine elves episode.

They go on to say, I'm an experienced psychonaut. I love the DMT episode. It's incredible how everyone can have a shared experience across time and space. As you read through the experiences, I was continually floored by the amount of those exact experiences I have had myself. Love the show. You guys are such a great addition to my workday.

Well, thank you, skidamarinkydink. And I want you to do something right quick. If you're listening to this while you're at work right now, I want you to take a second. Take a break away from the man and stick it to him. I want you to go out in your car right now. I want you to take some DMT. No, don't do that. Don't do that. But seriously, thank you for the love and the listen. We love you. Thank you so much, man. I do also believe that your name is amazing. Thanks for the review.

It's a badass name. Skidamarinky dinky doo. I added the doo. But yes, thank you for the review and the five stars, man. Or gal. So, let's see here. This one was left by Black Amos on June 10th. Five stars labeled a majestic gazelle on a dry desert podcast landscape. Theories of the Third Kind is an absolutely fantastic listen. All of the hosts are thoroughly entertaining and bring something unique to the table.

Thank you. Sorry.

All the hosts do their homework on each subject and really look at each topic in a unique light. You can feel their passion for the topics they speak about, and that's what makes this show special. I would love to hear a podcast on the Bermuda Triangle, Atlantis, or alterations made by the Bible during the Dark Ages, or made to the Bible during the Dark Ages, or just the Dark Ages in general.

Great show, and I hope you give them a listen because you won't stop listening. Nice. Thank you so much, Black Amos. That's a nice lengthy review. I like a bit of length.

Oh, yeah. Thank you for the review. Thank you for the love. We're sending it right back to you. And I'm glad I got that Texas Southern drawl. I don't know how long it's going to last, though, for me being in Maine now. Hey, Debub. Might come up, Debub, and get you a nice clam chowder. Please don't get on that accent. Let's all go to Target. All right. So our next review is from Every Nickname is Taken. I agree. Usually all taken.

On June 10th, from the US, titled Love the Podcast with five stars. Love the podcast. You guys discuss so many interesting topics and sound like you know what you're talking about. I really enjoyed the aliens episode and actually laughed out loud multiple times. All three of you are hilarious. Great job to the new host, Anna. You fit right in and I'm looking forward to future episodes where we get to hear more about your thoughts and theories. Thank you for that. Thank you. Who are you?

Bring yourself upon. I want to know who you are. Every nickname is taken. Do we speak upon on the Twittersphere? Are you a part of the Discord cult membership? If not, sign up. Yeah, it's really great. We have cookies. Yep. This next review was left by BigBellyChris, left on June 11th.

With the subject line that reads, Mysteriousness sexy. With five stars, they go on to say, The woman's voice is mysterious and sexy. For that, I will continue to listen. Just come on in. Bring your headphones a little closer to your ears. Oh, yeah, you like that? Squeaky, squeaky, squeaky, squeaky. Does it give you the little tingles?

Just kidding. Just want to put you up in a ball and put you in my vagina and have your hair tickle me from the inside. And I know it's you. Well, thank you so much, belly. Big belly Chris. I don't really know what to say to that because I just feel like it's so not about me. He's going to be like, but I did not. I quit listening to this show because of this bitch. Thank you for the love. Appreciate it. Yes, thank you.

This next one we have, this one is left by JakeHXKQHD. On June 11th again, title, Crazy Conspiracists. One star. There are insane statements in this poorly researched podcast like, quote, the moon is 100% hollow. And you should definitely not give this any encouragement.

And Aaron still believes the moon is 100% hollow. It is. It's filled with reptilians. No. I don't know what I believe in regards to the moon. You know? It's weird. A lot of weird things. You should listen to the moon episode. Very good. It is very good. All right. So our next one is from TXAggie69. Left on June 11th from the U.S. Titled Moon Landing Show with 5 stars.

This show is very interesting and postulated many interesting theories. Thank God that Ana was on the show in order to bring in intelligence, knowledge, and creative thinking. We're a bunch of dumbasses, Dan. Yeah, we're a bunch of dumbasses, it seems like.

Well, you know, last week I got bashed pretty hard. So you guys can have one week of the 52 of taking a bad word or two. Okay, I'll take it. I'll take the other 49 for 50. I mean, I can't do math. Thank you, TexasAggie69. We love you. Yes, much love. Yes, thank you. You know all we're trying to do is make you think.

Alright, the next review was left by Huge Giovanna.

On June 12th, it is one star with a subject line that reads absolutely horrible. They're going to say, Okay, first of all, we don't get any of our information from Wikipedia.

Okay, so you're wrong, huge Javina. And I don't know why somebody's voice would make you laugh uncontrollably. It's because I was saying a bunch of funny stuff. Oh, okay. Oh, so they meant to hit five stars instead of one star. Yeah. The empty ones counted. Yeah, make me feel better throughout my day by thinking that way. So we will move along to...

Lumar. Lumar Territ. They gave us five stars on June 12th, saying, Getting my Montauk chair new wheels. I love this. You have a little audio drama acted by hosts. Subject matter, discussion, and a bit of banter, but the best is one of those hosts must have their witchy vibe going on. They do not receive sponsorships, but making it all themselves. Gifting us.

I know of one YouTuber that does this so don't give up, you're going to be successful. I cannot afford Patreon as of yet, but as soon as I can, I am subscribing. You're doing something unique and please do not give up your Montauk chairs or your Wii dramas. You know when I have got my mojo back, I'm gifting Patreon to me, but to a friend as well, so that they can experience your intentions.

God, if one of you were not a witch, root worker, or understanding this gifting, then you would think I'm talking gobble gook. XXX. It's from Great Britain, man. That's certain. I get your speech. Well, thank you, Lumard.

You know, life is full of mysteries. And I think you have to be open to thinking of it as many different options. And I am certainly someone who believes in energy, stones. I may not be very good with practicing with my stones, but you bet your ass I got them around my house and I'm going to work on being better with them. But you just have to find whatever makes you feel connected to this earth.

And everything will be okay for you. Just be positive. Spread love. And that's all you need. So thank you for spreading love to us and reaffirming us that we're doing a good job. We love you and we appreciate you. Yes, we love you. Thank you so much. Yes, much love. Thank you for the review and the five star. Oh, yay. So this next review comes from a Jimmy Jordan Dyke left on June 12th from the U.S.,

titled Finally with five stars. I've been searching aimlessly for far too long, trying to find a podcast that could hold a flame to the fire that was thinking sideways. And I can finally say I found that podcast. I stumbled upon theories last week and I've already been through every episode. Thank you for your service, guys and gals. I applaud you. Thank you, Jimmy Jordan, for the review. We love you. Yes. Thank you so much, man. We appreciate you.

All right, the last review this week was left by Slow Moses the Kid on June 12th, and it is five stars with a subject line that says, surprised to finally find a decent podcast again. They go on to say, it's been very hard for me to find any podcasts that are even possible to listen to. The fact that everybody making podcasts think they need to be funny or comedic usually ruins any show.

But this show has the perfect balance of some funnies here and there, while mainly being well-thought-out content in an organized fashion. I know I'm not the only one who instantly turns off any new podcast that has cringy, lame, annoying jokes laughing. Well, thank you, Slow Moses the Kid.

I love you, and I'm glad we can provide your ear holes and provide a perfect balance for you. That's what we strive for. Thank you. Yes. Thank you. Appreciate your love. We love you. All right. So that's the end of the ratings and reviews this week. We're going to have to kind of be short with shout outs just because we're running up on our hosting limits. It's the end of the month.

Just like every end of the month. So I got a couple shout outs I want to do. I got three. The first one I want to give a shout out to Emily C. She's the one who suggested the exclusive discord for Patreon supporters, which we launched a couple days ago. If you aren't a Patreon supporter, then you're definitely missing out with our extra episode each week and you are missing out on the exclusive discord where you will see me dance nude and I will video chat it. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. I don't do that. The next shout out I want to give is to Dell Johnson. He sent us an image and I'll link that up right now for you guys to look at. A Bigfoot ate my ass image he made. I love that. There it is. I linked it up on Discord for you guys. Damn boy, he thick. Oh boy, that boy is thick. That's a thick boy. Thank you, Dell. I love it.

And then the next shout out I want to give is to Nolan Ryan. He submitted a graphic of Daniel on Bigfoot. And dude, it is very good. I was like, whoa, that is a very good graphic. You did a great job. I love it. Yeah, that looks so good. I love it all. See, now I'm going to have to shave my beard off so I can look just like that. Maybe Bigfoot will give me another ride then.

Oh, how perfect with our style of artwork to to put the cover the eyes with the TOT3K. Yeah, thing like the Manson ones. And dude, we're gonna have to keep you in mind. You got some good work going on here.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. So do you all got any shout outs? So I sent you guys a picture from Emily that drew a Kardashian ass Bigfoot pen drawing. You guys remember that? Yes. Oh, yeah. Couldn't forget. That boy's thick. I know that ass was popping. So I just want to give her a shout out. Sorry if I pronounced your name wrong. I appreciate the work that you did for us taking your time. I know you said you were inspired to do so.

We love getting drawings in. Anything at all. If you guys just sit down and doodle something and you're like, this is cool, send it in. If you're okay with it, we might even post it on Instagram or something like that. We want to see what you guys can come up with. Yeah, I think I'm going to make a listener art tab on Instagram. Oh, I like that. Add that under the stories and have a listener art stories tab for people to look through and give credit to everyone who does stuff like that.

That'd be nice. I like that a lot. I know. I love getting drawings and pictures of Bigfoot. It makes my day. Do you show Bigfoot the drawings that people make of him? Some of them. Some of them, he's just like, that's way too accurate and it scares him. Especially the Kardashian one. He kind of just like, whoa, they must have actually saw me. My ass too small in picture.

All right, y'all got any more shout-outs? More meat. I'm going to shout out Jose from Twitter, but also from Discord. I appreciate you letting me bombard you with all those songs. And MC, I know you know you're my lollipop, my man. Appreciate you. You're always making me smile. And yeah, I mean, I think that that's everyone. Well, you know, it won't be right if I don't.

Jake, I missed you, man. You haven't messaged me in a while. Jake the Snake Roberts. Listen here, brother. And I know I had more, but, you know, Leanne, you're awesome. I hope that you're enjoying this episode today and that you had a good weekend. All you guys are amazing communicating with us. Thank you again for the Discord chat. Like, literally, you made my day better this week. So thank you.

Dan, you got any specific shout outs or are you good? Jake Farm, he sent me a, he linked a picture of his favorite conspiracy. Well, it says favorite conspiracy is that everything is going to be okay, which made me laugh. Because of course, 2020 is not going right. No, but just, you know, shout out to everyone on Facebook. Love getting the messages. Still trying to reply to everybody. Fucking inbox is full. Trying to get there. And then everyone on discord.

I love how the community is just coming together on there. Literally people joined and just hop right in the conversation. That's great. Yeah, I love it. It's great stuff. Another reason to hop on our Patreon, man. You get all the backlogged episodes for $5 a month, all future episodes, and you get access to our Discord server. So it's great stuff. So check that out. Patreon, it's really cool. You could also change your pledge amount if you're like, well, we'd like to help you out more.

There's an easy way to just change your pledge, but we only ask for $5 because that's... You know what? We love you guys and we want to keep doing this for you. But if we could do this full time, we could do so much more for you guys. Yeah. We would be in the wilderness doing videos. We'll go to freaking Salem.

Yeah. I'll do it. We'll make road trips. You guys make this happen. We'll make some videos and do on the scene reporting and we'll even find Hans's ass and then he can come join us to do some. Yeah. About his ass being clapped. Yes. Yeah. Me. I'm just kidding. Anyways. All right. I want to thank you all for joining us today. And again, thank you for your support. You are all amazing.

So with that being said, Dan and Ana, you want to roll us out? Of course. It's okay to be out of this world with your thoughts. Because you're not alone.