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- You know, last night it was Margaret, Arsenio and I just was sitting in that room going, I mean, when I was younger, before I even did comedy, like they were in the scene and I was like, I mean, you never thought that you would ever do shows with them.

I mean, Arsenio for sure, because I didn't know if he would come back and do standup as much as he's doing. I thought he, because also, by the way, I got on stage and I made, I was like joking around about him. Yeah. Cause I was like legend, like give it up for that guy. Yeah. And then I made like a dumb joke. You know, when you'd like do a joke, you're like, that's not true. Why did I do that? Just for the laugh. Like I was like, well, cause I was like, he, I love that he knows who I am.

And I was like, he calls me, you know, Andre Santigli, but I still like it. That was a funny joke. And they got a laugh, but it's like, that's not true. I just said that just for the bit. But the crowd loved it. And I was like, he knows who I am. He's very nice to me. Why did I do that? When you said that, he looked at you and then he walked out the door in a sad way. A, you're lying because you were in the room and B, I watched him in the corner. He laughed. Yeah. You were in the back with Margaret playing with her dog. Yeah. I like to mouth kiss her dog. But my point is, is this. Time out. Let's talk about it.

- Last night, this guy. - I'm sick. - Remember when he got all-- - I don't feel good. - Remember when he got emotional about the Netflix dinner he didn't get invited to? And last night he comes in with Margaret, he's like, "How good was that dinner?" They went to like an Asian inclusion dinner or whatever, and it was all the famous Asians, and he got invited to that, didn't you? And you bragged about it. All the famous Asians that were there. Name the famous Asians that were there.

Go ahead. Oh, the famous Asians? Name them all. Okay, that guy from... Ali Wallah. No, no, no. She wasn't there. I'm going to tell you right now. She wasn't? Yeah. I'm going to tell you right now. I'm going to tell you right now. Who was there? The dude from Revenge of the Nerds. That Asian. He ride the bikes? Oh, I love that guy. You don't even know his name, do you? No, who cares? Yeah, yeah. The guy that invented the shape of the dumpling. Oh.

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. The ingredients, no, but the shape? He based it off of you. Yeah, so there wasn't a big... Who was there? It wasn't a dinner, dude. You're lying. There was a famous Asian dinner, and he went, and they talked about it all night. There's Asian dinners all the time that are famous, but no one gives a fuck about those things. I've always been invited to those things.

All right. Who throws? I'm the King Ching Chong, dude. I paved the way for all the other Ching Chong. King Ching Chong. They always invite me. Who threw the party? Is that someone's house? No, it was at a gigantic thing, dinner thing, outside downtown. Who throws it?

I have to look it up. It was an organization. I forgot what it was. What is it called? AAPI? No, no, no. There was a... Is it Asian American Pacific Islander? No, it's not that. Hold on. Is that what it's called? Excellence? No, it's not the Asian's excellence. That's May 1st to May 31st. Oh, we're almost out of it. No, no, hold on. Asian. So AAPI. That's Asian American and Pacific Islander heritage. What was...

It's the whole month of May. They give black people February and it's 28 days. And these guys get 31. That's insane. These Asians, dude. That's out of control. Although there are significantly more of them. That's true.

Yeah, so I always go to that. So who was there? Who was there? John Cho, Steven Yeun, Michelle Yao. Huge, huge. All the Olympics guys, the gold, the Chinese guy that's great at the Olympics. Which team? The basketball team? The Olympic men's basketball team? None of them, huh? Fencing? Guys, you know, it's so funny what you guys are doing. Archery? Look at us ice skate. Glorious.

The movement. It's mostly Russians ice skating. No, we have a Chinese guy. What's his name? Nathan Chang. We talked about him. We got one. Yeah, he's so good. Anyway. Yeah, Zun Yi. That's on him. Zun Yi. Anyway, so they were there and then like- We bought a Zun Yi. Oh, you know, Asif Ali was there. Asif Ali. Yeah. Right, this is the thing that bothered me last night. Asif Ali, old friend of mine. He also goes, oh yeah, and W. Kamau Bell. I go, he's black.

By the way, none of those guys are Asif Ali that we're talking about. Yeah, why did you pull that guy out? It's just another guy named- W. Kamau Bell. That's it. First one. First one. W. Kamau Bell is there. And I said, why was he there?

And Bobby said, we invite blacks too. That's what he said. We do. You let in- We invite blacks and we invite some Hispanics who have kind of Chinese eyes. And then we also invite, we do. You have to either get high. If you're Mexican, you got to be high. Yeah. There he is. There's Asif. We love him. He's so talented. So anyway- But he's Indian, which is Asian. That is Asian. So it counts. W. Kyle Bell, he's a black guy, right? Yeah, but he fucks with Asians.

Everybody fucks with Asians. You don't fuck with Asians. You ridicule and you oppress them. He builds us up. I've spent my life fucking with an Asian. This has ruined my life. So you got sick this morning? Would you wake up sick? You missed our call with Hulu? Yeah, I woke up sick and then I have to go and do Logic's movie tomorrow. I'm dreading it. But also, and then I had to rest, do a lunch.

And there was I did a lunch with this guy He's like this guy You know what I mean He's a historian guy He's pitching me something And he goes He goes you know about Genghis Khan I go yeah I know He's a guy Wanderer right Chinese guy Or whatever And he's like no no This is what So he had a shaman Genghis Khan Okay And Genghis Khan had gout

That lines up. Yeah, yeah. And then the shaman goes, the way you get rid of gout, I swear to God, he goes, you got to kill 40 children and then you got to stomp on their organs. You've never read that? I've read that. Yeah, yeah. And so he did it, right? And then it didn't work. So he tried it again. He tried it twice. 80 kicks? Yeah, he tried it twice. And then I was thinking, God, I wish I was...

Genghis Khan's shaman. Yeah. Clean my house. That's how you get rid of God. Twice. Twice. Yeah. I mean, you can have him do anything you want. So who was this guy pitching you to play his shaman in a movie or something? He wanted me to play the guts. Of the kids? Yeah. Oh, you're good. I'm so good at guts, dude. Genghis Khan, how many people did he conquer? What was his deal? He had sex with like a thousand people a day, something absurd? No, he didn't. No, that's what they said. It was something insane like that. Genghis Khan.

How many? 4,000 different women. Holy moly. That's fucked. Consensual. It has to be consensual. Yeah, sure. Consensual? Uh-huh. He did. By the way, he was alive in what was the time period again? He died in like, go up. Go back a page. Yeah, 1227. Yeah. Real consensual. Yeah. Nah, it's caveman era, bro.

There were some woke people back then. In 1100? Yeah. I doubt it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, have you seen some of the photos of the Mongolians? They had blue hair. Yeah, piercing. That's true. Yeah, and they cosplayed. They were all trans. So let me ask you something, too. Cut it out. I don't even know what's going on. But let me say something, too. Tell me about this historian. Did you have a good time with him? The historian? Yeah, he told me. Was it worth missing the Hulu call this morning about a minute show? It wasn't that. It wasn't that? No. You were already...

Well, what happens is, I'm sorry, pal, my bud. Don't say sorry to me. Say sorry to Hulu. They didn't care. They did. They didn't. First thing on the call, is Bobby going to join? Yeah, what does that mean? And then when they said, oh, he's not going to join, what are they? Oh, we got to cut this guy loose. He's hard to deal with. Okay.

I can't wait till it does happen. Yeah, what? I can't wait till, like, we just can't deal with Bobby. It's a little too inconsiderate of all of our time. Dude, first of all, can I say something? I forgot about it. I know you didn't. And that's a good thing. I reminded you last night at the show. I said, I'll see you on the call tomorrow? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I thought you meant... This is you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you meant this.

I'll see you on the call. You think this is a call? We're calling each other right now, but it's, am I not calling you? Hello. Hello. Hi. There we go. Okay. I don't hear you like this. I hear you through here. That's true. It's a call. How long is too long to wait for your coffee at a coffee shop? 10 minutes. They refund. Okay. I walked out. No. Walked out.

Which one? I'm not going to say it. I can't put it. It's a mom and pop thing. I'm not going to put them on blast. It was Starbucks. It's that new one that's really good that I go to all the time. 20 minutes. I'm not kidding. But isn't that the place they use the mushroom? Chaga? Yeah. I walked back in and I was like, excuse me, do you guys, am I in line? And the guy's like, we have a lot of to-go orders, man. I was like, you got it. I left. I paid for the coffee and I left.

Wow. I just was like, what the fuck is, I don't want to, what am I going to fight for the money? I'm over it. It's over. I got to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like 20 minutes. I'm not kidding. Okay. If I'm not exaggerating, 16 minutes. What's too long? Isn't that too long? Listen to me. Listen. The other day, I went to Salt and Straw. Salt and Straw ice cream, my favorite. Right.

I waited probably 45 minutes to go in there. Well, that's because they have a line every day. But I'll tell you what the problem is. And people need their fingers removed. Some, for sure. For this. Sampling. Oh, yeah. Your fingers need to be removed. You know the Spaniard. You know he tries all of them, doesn't he? Yeah. Pig. But Salt and Straw has six flavors that are just right. And they have seasonal ones. But it's like, take the gamble. You know when a guy goes, can I get a sample of cookies and cream? I'm like, get fucked.

You don't know what that tastes like? Fucking get fucked. You don't know what cookies and cream taste like? Get the fuck out. Yeah. Unless you're... Even if you just had cookies and cream separately. You know. You know what it tastes like. The guy that samples traditional flavors should be fucking shot in the head.

If you want a cinnamon waffle raspberry twist, yeah, I'd love to know what that tastes like. But the guy that goes, can I try the- Rocky Road. The Rocky Road, is that okay? Yeah. No. No, you don't get to try it. It should have a sign that says, samples you're not allowed to try. Standard, you can't try. So you're saying some samples you can try. Of course. No. Yes. No. Yes. I refuse. I refuse.

Because I'll tell you this. I didn't sample, and I failed. So I went to Salt and Straw, and I was with a friend, and I go, I'm going to get the balsamic. Nope. Strawberry. Oh, that sounds good. You have to sample. You don't have to sample. You have to sample. You don't have to sample. You don't have to sample. Sample, sample. This is, by the way, a Curb episode. What was I doing? Sample. My Nixon. Nixon.

You don't have to shampoo. Anyway, so I took a bite of it, and it's balsamic, like vinegar. Yeah, we know. Okay. Yeah. And I hit the vinegar first and a little bit of strawberry aftertaste, and I almost vomited in my mouth. And I looked at my date, and I go, yeah, I failed. But that's what ice cream stores should be like. No. Yeah, you take a risk. It's like a gamble. No. Yeah. Or everyone waits an hour. Fuck that shit. You should open up an ice cream store called You Break You By.

And that's it. They just give you one thing. You walk. It's like soup Nazi. You know, it's like you don't get to choose. They give you the kind. And if it's bad, too bad. Five dollar. You break your bite and then you get the ice cream. You walk outside. Yeah. And that's it. I do understand your business perspective. I don't think it's going to work. How about this? You charge for the samples. You know, how about this? How about this? How about this? No, no, no. How about this? You get one sample for free. After that, it's a dollar a sample. Fair.

You better pick. You better pick. I got to give it something better. Give it. I got something better. Give it. Pre-samples. Pre-samples. They've chosen what you should sample? No, no, no. You have all the flavors in another area. Their sticks are sticking out and they have the flavor. How about like colognes?

Like they spray. Oh yeah. You smell the ice cream. Oh, that's smart. Yeah. That'd be cool. That's smart. Right. Like a little stick. Right. Right. And they go, Oh, balsamic strawberry. I don't want this in my mouth. No, thank you. If you can smell it, you can taste it. Yeah. But that's what my grandfather used to say. You smell it. And then you go, I don't like this. And they go, let it dry for a second.

Wave it around your skin. Right. You have to wipe it on your skin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then lick it. Exactly. By the way, how come we haven't done that at ice cream stores? What? A lickable thing. Like the wallpaper from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? No. Lickable wallpaper? You never thought about this? This is like the coolest thing in that fucking movie. How have we never done this? Okay, lickable wallpaper. Is this because of COVID? Yeah. Yeah, at an ice cream store every day, they should have a lickable piece of wallpaper. Well, let's start with this then. Let's even start even from the beginning. Look at that right there. Whatever happened to scratch and sniffs?

Whatever happened. Dude, back in the day, it was all scratch and sniff. And then it went away. And then it went away. I want to bring it back. Bring it right back. Yeah, yeah. And those smelly good markers. You know the smelly good markers? What were those guys? Yeah, yeah. Those were good, dude. You could get fucking stoned on one of those things. You could huff. Whatever happened to the one that I got molested, it was offered to me. Well, that, well. The stick and the powder. Stick in your penis. Fun dip. Oh, fun dip. Fun dip. That's what he called the molestation, a fun dip? Yeah, yeah. Anyway, um. Pfft.

What were those markers called, Carlos? You just found it. I thought y'all had moved on. No, those are so good. What were those? You can eat them or smell them. You could basically eat them. I mean, who cares? Mr. Sketch smelling markers. Yeah, Mr. Sketch. Whoa. Fun Dip went away. Fun Dip went away because...

It was just Kool-Aid powder. People were like, this is just Kool-Aid powder. But, guy, you're not thinking about the second fucking component. The stick? The stick. Nobody liked to eat the stick. Those sticks, though, are delicious. You like them because they're phallic. Most people don't like them because they're not edible. They're not good to eat. You like them because they're shaped like a little penis. It looks like Xanax, too.

- Oh, that's good if they put lines on it. - Dude, dude, dude. I saw a documentary on Netflix, you know, a couple weeks ago, it was this board, you know how you're super bored? You're not watching anything, right? So I watched this documentary about Pez dispensers. - About the history of Pez. - No, some dude that cornered the black market of Pez dispensers. So this dude, right? - With black people?

Did I say black people? You said the black people market. Is that what you said? No, I didn't say black people. Right? Take the tape back. Take it back. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I thought you said that. Okay, so you know how piss dispensers are collectible? They are kind of. No, they are. Like there's ones that are like $2,000, $3,000 a month. Anyway, can I just get to my point? Go. So this dude, right?

He had no money. He was kind of a farmer. He had no money. He's like, I got to figure this out. That's funny. You're either a farmer or you're not. You're not kind of a farmer. He is. Did he have a garden at the front of his house? No, he had land. So he's a farmer. He didn't farm that much, though. Anyway, I don't know. That's why he was poor.

If he farmed a little bit more, he'd have a couple more bucks in his pocket. I'm not really here right now. So anyway, I'm trying to talk. Imagine he's got 20 acres of land. He's like, I haven't farmed in years. I don't know why I can't get any money. So you know what he did, this guy? So there was pest dispensers like manufacturers in Europe, like in Ukraine or something, these kind of East European, right? So he would go there. I watched this.

No, you didn't. Yes, I swear to God. You swear to God. And he would get the ones that we didn't, because they didn't come to America. Yeah. So he got those. He would just walk into the warehouse and like do side dealings with these people. He managed to convince them that it was okay to sell it to him. Yeah. Even though he had no credentials. You saw it? Yes, it was insane. Wait, wait, how?

How did you see it? Name a documentary on there. Even if I don't remember the name, I've seen it. I've sat on enough planes across this country going to shows where I just watched. Did you see the whole thing? I finished the whole thing. I liked it. He finally got caught, which is insane. Yeah, yeah. Because for a long time, even the company was like, it's not that big of a deal. Like he wasn't really doing anything that bad. But the American Pez dismissal guy buried him. Yeah, they killed him. He tried to bury him, which is that he's a fool. That's him right there.

That's my man, dude. That's a farmer. Does he not look like a farmer? He looks like a hippie. Okay, you're right. Yeah. You're right. By the way, the organization of his fucking clamps in the back, that is... That's great. That's beautiful. I don't know how any of it works. No, you don't know what any of those things are? Even when you get picture frames and they bring you...

I can't even describe it. They give you like a little plastic cup kind of a thing. And then you got to put that in the wall. And then you got to figure out where the board is behind the wall, right? I just take a nail and go pop, pop. To the drywall. Yeah. Yeah, that's smart. Art called George. Art called George.

Honestly, man, you got to enunciate a little bit more. That's getting bad. You're going backwards. He had oral surgery this morning. Oh, that's right. That's what it is. You had oral sex with some guy this morning? Yeah. Was it hurt? A lot of cunnilingus, yeah. Wait, what got cut? Your molars? I had a crown lengthening procedure. You made a crown bigger? Yeah, they have to...

Shave the bone. Had to shave the bone. Yeah. Wow. This guy showed up after serving. Gold Gala. Gold Gala from Gold House. Okay. What is that? I got it. The fuck are you talking about? The Asian event. Oh, Gold Gala. Jesus Christ. I just got it. Gold House. Gold Gala. That's what it was. Yeah, yeah. That's it.

Beautiful. Beautiful. Look at that. I don't see you in that photo. I didn't do the red carpet. You know me. I sneak in from the back. No, I think they requested you. And ask Margaret. Margaret goes, who's the first one to leave? Me. Every time. You got to. Yeah, yeah. Look at. That's beautiful. That's beautiful. That's the guy. That's not the table we got. No. We go way back. But we got a pretty good table. Jimmy O. Yang? Look at that. See, now.

Gold Gala, right? You're saying I went. Am I in the photo? Because you left. You leave early. Oh, fuck. The guy from Queer Eye. And by the way, even Ali Wong, not Ali Wong, even Margaret last night said that you guys, they got gift bags and you left too early. You didn't get a fucking gift bag. Oh, I missed the photo. And the gift bag. I'd rather- But who else is in there? I saw Jon Cho. Is Jon in the photo? Who else is in there? Jon Cho's not in the photo. It looks photoshopped. Is that Kevin Spacey? Who's in there?

That guy? Yeah, yeah. Oh, Daniel. No, that was from a year before. That's Daniel Dae Kim. You don't know who that is? You mean that guy? You don't know who that is? He's just an Asian guy. Jesus Christ. Oh, my. No, honestly. Who's Daniel Dae Kim? He was in Lost, right? By the way, this photo is Photoshopped. You realize these people aren't in the same room. You can tell. Those two older Asian women right there, they were not in that photo. They're dead. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They died years ago. A posthumous photo. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I went to that, but it's not the same.

Who's that? Ben Baller up top? Oh, so I didn't dress good. You didn't dress well. Well, either. No, no. Good or well. Yeah, neither. I came stinky. What would you wear to that? You don't have a suit. I wore like this. And I wore a jacket. Padma Lakshmi. She's famous and beautiful. Yeah. You wore a suit coat? Yeah, but something cool. Dev Patel. There's some high-end Asians over there, bud. Bobby, I searched your name, but...

What? Yeah, they're not gonna put my name in there, dude. No. Because they think of this kind of entertainment as the bottom of the barrel, but... So do we. I know we do, but we're still the top. That's the best. We're the top of the bottom. No, no, we're still at the top. They view it bottom. No, we're in the shit barrel, but we're at the top of the shit barrel. We're the cream on top, baby. Yeah, but the barrel, it gets released. Not often. Yeah, I know. But the foam on top of the shit barrel, it gets released. And we're the foam.

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October 24th at 6pm PST We're live streaming it So join us moment.co slash bad friends We'll also be hosting an interactive VIP after party After the show and active patron members Can join the VIP after party for free Scary times USA Scout Bassett that's a cool name Paralympian author and advocate Yeah they're all involved What did you just say I said Scout Bassett and what did you say You said it was a great name and I said yeah if you're a dog

I'm sorry. I was mean to Scout. Let's not talk about dogs when we're talking about the Asian heritage thing, okay? It's a little fucked up. Dude, are you claiming that she ate Scout basket? I mean... You are what you eat? Has she claimed the name? Dude, I don't know what to say. That's insane, dude. If you eat a dog, you have to be its name is very funny. Very funny. I'm Chippy now. I'm Fluffy. You become... I'm Jangles.

You become the dog you need. Yeah, that's so funny. Oh, fuck it. That's a Disney movie. Yeah, that's really funny. Did you see the Disney movie? The If? If? Is it If? It's Pixar. It's what's his name? Bradley Cooper? No, John Krasinski. John Krasinski, yeah. We got to go see it. Isn't Bradley Cooper in the movie? Isn't he the voice? One of the voices? No. I saw him at the premiere. Dude, dude, John is the next Spielberg.

You said that last night and it pissed me off yesterday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does that even fucking mean? Because when you watch the... Okay, Quiet Place, right? Killed it. Yeah. Great movie. It's not Spielberg. Steven fucking Spielberg? Steven Spielberg. You think John Krasinski, and this is not to disrespect him, is going to be Steven Spielberg? I think that he has his sensibilities, yeah. Okay, call me in 20 years. We'll go box office toe-to-toe.

It's a different landscape now. That's impossible to fucking prepare. It's already a flop. Huh? This one is already a flop. Why? The if? Yeah, Bob. How do you know? Because he didn't do well in the box office. That's a flop? Oh.

Garfield made $100 million. But what I'm saying, though, is the trajectory. Like, for instance. You shouldn't feed your cat lasagna, by the way, if I'm going to go back to the Garfield thing real fast. They don't like it. I tried. You cannot. I have three of them. They do not want it. That's such a bad lie. Look at that. It made $33 million in the States. They're farmed.

God, that's so bad for a movie like that. I know. That thing probably cost, I don't know, $500 million. Well, how much did it cost? That's like his thing. He just hangs with George Clooney. What do you mean? You don't think so? Maybe it cost $300 million. Maybe. Let me see what happens. $100 plus $100. Sebastian's in it. Yeah, I'm saying. Yeah. I think Manos Kalko's in it, his voice or something. Anyway. You can make a Schindler's List.

Well, I mean, they already did that. The budget. Something like that. That's $110 million on production. Doesn't mean that A, didn't go over and B, that's not on marketing and promotion. Right. Double that. Okay, so. $250 then. Well, let me say something. There's been a lot of atrocities throughout history, but what is left to make a movie out of it? We've done a lot of the atrocities. If Krasinski makes a 9-11 movie, we'll talk.

Make him make a 9-11 movie. We'll talk. They already did that one. What was it called? Nicolas Cage. Sully? No, not Sully. Was that 9-11? What? When they're in the elevator the whole time? They're not in the elevator. They're just under the building. No, no. I'm talking about... That was a great movie, by the way. I want the perspective... Michael Pena and my friend Danny Nucci's in it. I want the perspective of the pilots in 9-11. Oh, that's a good one. What was going on? What were they? You know there was a couple of dudes that were like, we shouldn't do this. You know what I'd be?

Hey guys, are you sure? I would say, are you sure? Probably 50 times. Right before the plane hits? Yeah, yeah. I don't. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we could get pussy here. Isn't that like in your afterlife if you're a Muslim that you get? How many was 93 virgins? A bunch of them. Why 93? That's a pretty good number though. It's a great year in Chicago for Jordan.

But if I got 94, I wouldn't complain either though. Oh, it's 72. We're way off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if I got 73, I would be like, I would count in heaven. 73. Okay. Imagine you get to heaven and you go 71, 72, 71. Okay, 71. Where's my other...

Hello? Where's my other two? Something's missing. Yeah, yeah. What is going on here? Why does it say that? Men will receive 72 virgins in Haddath Corpus. There is some debate on the meaning of the 72 40-year-old virgins. That's so funny. That's a great movie. Hey, Bob, you ready for your payoff? You spit on the mic? I don't feel great. Well, good. I'm glad you showed up. We'll be fine. You're going to be fine. We'll be fine. You got an emergency back there?

That's all I've been drinking all day. Emergency? Yeah. What is this? The South Korean president? What's he got to say? You know the South Korean president made an announcement? What'd he say? Let's hear it. Billy Joel.

and now i knew you fed my chains yeah was this at the gold yeah it was they'd be happy for a while a february made me shiver oh i got through that oh bad news on the doorstep i couldn't talk one more step

Okay, push pause for a second. This is really good. By the way, the fact that he got through deliver is fucking bananas. Okay, you go to a Korean government. No thanks. And sing a Korean song in front of other Koreans. Would love to. Give it to me and I will do it. All right, I'll give you a song right now. Give me, hey, give me. No, no, give me Bye Bye Miss American Pie in Korean. No, you gotta sing a Korean song.

No. Yes. No, because he- That's an American song. He's singing an American song because we make the best shit. No. Santoki is a good song. Santoki. Give me the lyrics to Santoki. Okay? Santoki Tokia. Santoki Tokia. You got to do the song. Yeah, that popular song. Give me the lyrics. Zip Up Bunnies. Zip Up Bunnies? What the fuck did you say? Here we go. There is Santoki. There he is. Here he is. Here we go. Go down. There it is. All right. Santoki. What's the rhythm of it? No, you got to- Do you have the music there? No. No.

Give me the rhythm. Zoom into the lyrics. I'll give you the first line, right? It goes like this. No, no. Just do the rhythm. Go bam, bam, bam, bam. I'll give you the... Okay. Now just sing it. Okay. San Toki Toki ya. Odi nen ganen ya. Gangchun gangchun ttimyeonseo. Odi nen ganen ya.

Off? By the way, you're taking, all you're doing is stealing. But that's a remix? Yeah, it's a remix. No, that song came first. DJ Khaled! You're gonna say that? Dude, I'd make a banger out there in Korea and it would be...

Losing it. You think so? 100%. They'd love me. But you know what this song's about? That's a good restaurant, Suntoki. I've been down there. It's about summer bunnies. Summer bunnies. Yeah. What is that? Spring bunnies. Spring bunnies. Spring bunnies. You know how she, see what she's doing? You do this. It's a mountain rabbit. You go, Suntoki, like this. Oh, I like that. Yeah, yeah. And then they eat it. Ravenous. Is this talking about lunch? Is this a song about lunch? Who's here?

What's going on? Oh, come on in. Oh, wow. Grandma Judy's here. Hi, Grandma Judy. What's up? Oh, my God. Hi, Grandma. Hi, Grandma. Hi, Grandma Judy. Please sit down. Good to see you. Sit down, Grandma. Oh, my God. It's good to see you. What a surprise. Give her the cans. This is McCone's grandmother. Beautiful. You want to wear the cans? You want to wear the cans, Gram? Huh? You want to wear the headphones? You want to wear the headphones?

Don't matter. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Yeah. Okay. Nope. You don't want to hear it. Judy, that's your Judy, right? Yeah. Judy, I love your nails. Thank you. Judy, how do you feel about Koreans? Do you like Koreans? They're okay, I guess. Yeah. Some of them. You're Bobby. Yeah. Yeah.

You're a motherfucker. Yeah. Oh, wait, Judy, hold on. No. Fuck you, Judy. Wait a minute. Come here and call me motherfucker, Judy. I'm sorry, McGone. Pay me. Pay me. I'm pissed at you the way you treat my fucking grandson. Yeah, you do treat him like shit. Hey, fuck you, Judy. And fuck off. You don't come to

house and fucking say that shit to me. Hey, you be nice to the guy. The fuck I don't, motherfucker. I just did, didn't I? She did. You want me to come up and whoop your mother? No, I don't want you to do that. I'm sorry. I'll take it. All right. I'm sorry. So anyway. Fuck you. Motherfucker.

You don't talk to me like that. You don't talk to her like that. I just, you know, you started with that tone. You better be nice. Be nice. Fuck you, man. Be nice. Hey, don't take it out on him either. Right. That's right. He ain't said a fucking word. Oh, yeah. You know what, Judy? You know what? You want to hear some shit right now, dude? All right. The Vietnam War. You guys lost that. Do you know why? All right. We're sneakier. You know what? What?

I'm going to come over and I'm going to whoop your motherfucking eyes if you keep running that fucking mouth. I will beat the hell out of you. I know you will, Judy, but fuck it.

Judy, how are you? I'll win that war. Yeah, she'll win that war. Oh, yeah? I'll fucking get tunneled, bitch. I'll stop it. Why don't you be nice? I'll stop. She came in with the energy. I was going to be so loving. No, you were negative. Hey, I'll stop a damn mud hole in your ass and then stop it. You motherfucker. All right, Judy, let's start over. Be nice. Judy, I apologize. I don't give a fuck. See what I'm saying? She won't fucking stop. Because you're bad. I don't know.

I like the way you treat my grandson. I don't like what you spawned. Wait a minute. We love him. No, you had a daughter or something, whatever, that had that piece of shit. Fuck you. Why don't you ask her some questions? Hey, it takes one to know one, don't it? Oh, it does. Piece of shit.

All right, Judy, let's back up for a second. Back up. Get to know her. Judy. Getting to know all about you. Getting to know all about you. And you play out. Okay, okay. You play out for Andrew. You're right. You're right. All right, Judy. Thank you, Judy. He's a fucking nice guy. Thank you, Judy. Okay, Judy. Be nice now. Go ahead and ask her a question. All right, so Judy, let's start over.

I'll treat your grandson nicer. Good. I fuck you better. What you gonna do about it? Okay, why are you starting? What am I gonna do about it? You don't know what I'll do about it. I will come over there. I'll find out where you live. I'll take the big shit. I'll tell you where I live. Come on.

I'll tell you where I live. And I'll take the biggest shit I can right in the middle of your fucking bed. Oh, you'll take a shit in my bed? I'll do diarrhea in your fucking eyes. Oh, no. And you'll fucking be able to go blind. And you'll look just like me the next morning.

Yeah, let's go back. Let's go back. You won't start over. Let's start over. Be nice to our guests. What's a chit? A chit. Yeah, I think it's the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, let's back up for a second, Judy. You live in Minnesota? Yeah. What's the problem? I love it. I grew up in Edina a little bit. She knows. She hates Edina. I don't give a shit where you grew up at. Sounds right. I don't give a fuck.

Why don't you ask her something? Why is she so hostile? She's not. I just did come in here to tell you to your motherfucking face, you better treat my grandson better than what you fucking do. I agree. All right. I agree. You also flashed her daughter. Yeah, you flashed her daughter. You got an attitude with him, you tell me. Yeah, you got something to say, you say it. I call you. I can get your number, Judy.

Fuck no, I ain't giving you my fucking phone number. Then how can I tell you? How can I call you? I'll give Andrew my phone number. Thank you. So I'll call him. He calls you? I'll call. I'll relay it. Why don't you ask some set of questions and let's do a nice interview. Please. She's pissed.

Be nice. She's pissed. Be nice. Don't show her your ass. Do not. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Don't. I ain't got a real big foot, but I'll put it right straight up your motherfucking eyes. You better not show her your ass. I'm not going to show you my butt. You better not. I know. You better not. She's allergic to seafood. You don't like calamari? Repeat that. Say it again.

I'm going to tell you! Do you like calamari? I don't even know what the fuck that is. And I don't give a damn. Okay. If it comes from you. Calm down. Let's calm down. Let's take the temperature down. I'm calm. I'm fucking calm. If you were going to go out to dinner with Judy, where would you guys go? Where would you have with her? I don't know. Is there a Cracker Barrel nearby? You like Cracker Barrel, Jude? Fuck no, I don't like Taco Bell. And the co-op.

And to go out with him? Yeah, you have to go out on a date with him. We'll hold hands. We'll hold hands. We'll hold hands. We want to make amends. He's going to take you out for dinner. He wants to make amends. I don't think you're going to be able to make it up to her. Oh, I think I can. How do you think you're going to get this back? Do you like origami? Do you like origami?

There you go with that fucking shit again. Okay, all right. So calamari, doesn't know. Well, if it rhymes. Yeah, yeah, origami doesn't know. Not a fan. All right. Okay, so. Don't say salami, she'll fucking lose her shit. You better not, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How can you make it up to her? I'm gonna, all right. Take your time. I will take my time. What I want to say to you. I want you to apologize. I think you should apologize.

Just the way you've treated her this whole time. It's been insane. You've been treated poorly. Be nice. No, she didn't. You've got to treat her nice. Apologize for the way you behave. I'm going to try again. You came to this country and now you take jobs. I was born here, actually.

You, seriously? Yeah. Oh, shit. Was he born here? Yeah, yeah. So. So apologize though to Judy. You're taking the job. I think you're talking about yourself. Yeah, first of all, of all the people that, you're the first to get deported. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you should apologize. I'm going to apologize. Just make it better. Please. So McCone can have a nice trip with his family. Listen, Judy. I want to say, honestly, heartfelt.

I just get to see you. When I first saw you, I was pleasantly surprised. I was very excited to see you. And I think you're a great woman. I really do. And you did such a great job raising your children and your grandchildren. They're very good offspring. And just let me finish, okay? And just meeting you, it's like I thought I would never meet somebody from the movie Deliverance.

What are you? You know what I mean? So it's like, and when you're watching Deliverance as a kid, you're like, I don't know these people. And then you beat them, right? And you go, they fuck pigs, right? Oh, God. Yeah, so what are you going to do, McCone? What you going to do, dude? I'm right here. Don't fuck with me, dude. Anyway, I'm kidding. It was a joke, McCone.

So thanks for being here. What are you trying to do, motherfucker? What are you trying to do? I don't believe a fucking word you say. You don't believe a word I'm saying? Yeah. Okay. All right. How can we repair this? I think you should. I already did it. The way to do this. I tried. The apology was good. It was very good. But I think before you say goodbye to her, because you want to mend this, I want you to say something along the lines of,

I hope you have a great day. Uh-oh. You know? I can't say that. You gotta do something. I don't mean that, though. Okay. How about this? I'll compromise. Compromise, please. Judy, I hope you have an average day. Bullshit. Bullshit. You know, you're full of bullshit. You know that? You have a head full of bullshit. It's like... Thank you very fucking much. Yeah. You're welcome. That's a compliment for me, motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That seems good. You're right, you're right. Hey. Yeah.

Come on. Mend the wound. Please. I don't think that's... I think it's... Jumping the... I love you. Stitch it up. Okay. Stitch it up. Let me try. Please. I gotta turn to say it. Yeah. All right. Let it be dramatic. Come on. You got something to say? Okay. Say it. I love you. Bullshit. Yeah, she doesn't buy it. I did the best. Say it with more vigor. I love you. Deeper.

Bullshit. Judy, I love you. You shit. You're shit. I'm shit. Okay. Now, what I want to do is retaliate, but I'm not going to. You can't. I'm learning not to. You can't. I'm learning not to. All right? You know what? I am full of shit. I'm a fuck face. Smart. All right? I'm going to go back to me. I'm a terrible one, and I should learn my ways. That's right. I didn't learn anything, and I have to learn to respect McCone and respect people around me. That's right. That's right.

And I'm telling you that, motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah, she told you that. And we're all people, correct? Yeah, that's pretty true. You have people in LA. You have the hills have eyes. Oh, yeah. The people from there, right? You have the people from the mountain people. Got it. And the canyons. They don't have the same things we have. You know what I mean? You look inside a cave, their eyes come out. You know what I mean? And you go, hello. Hello there. I love you. Right? You love Jesus too? I do too. Jesus. So I love everybody. Good. Yeah. Yeah.

And I have to say another thing, man. Yeah. Yeah, you're great. If I loved a fucking bullshitter, I'd come over and I'd hug your fucking neck. She might give you a hug? That seems violent. That's what I heard. That doesn't seem like a hug. It sounds like a hug. I think we should finish with a hug. I think you give her a big hug. Would you like to hug me? Give her a hug. Fuck no! Yeah, I don't want to hug her either, to be honest with you. Do you know why, though? How about a high five? But do you know why? How about a high five? I'm afraid I'm going to get hard.

Give her a high five. Can I give you a high five? It was amazing. Help her up. It was amazing. Give him a high five. Can we high five? And I think that's the move. What's going on, man? I don't know. You know, things just feel different than they did at the beginning. This is a nightmare. This is my nightmare coming true, dude. I know. Okay, so in the beginning...

In the beginning, right, when I first met you, we didn't work together, okay? Yeah. We were just, I'm being friendly. Yeah. I'm a nice guy, right? You came in, right? He became obsessed with you. That's not true. Yeah, he did.

- Yeah, you did. - I like him just fine. - You became obsessed with him. - The kid's fine. - Yeah, you drive him around, he comes to your house. - Well, he's young, burgeoning. - And so in my mind, I'm like, I have to play bad cop now. - Right, I was good cop. - You're a good cop, right? You can't have it all. So I was just being bad cop, right? - Right. - But now I feel like the act that I was doing on the road, because when you lost your earphones, I bought you new earphones. I do things for you. - You gave those away.

You gave those away. Yeah. And then, you know, when you gave me that DVD, I watched it immediately. I'm really grateful for it. My point being is this. If you're funneling resentment to your grandma, right? And then she comes on to here, call me a bullshit motherfucker. Well, you are a bullshit motherfucker. What is going on around here? It's gotten too far. I think she was just having fun. It's gotten too far.

What do you think? She was just having fun. Just a little bit. What do you think? You want to fire the kid because of it? No, I'm not going to fire him. I'm just saying let's get it out now because it's like I don't need another grandma or the great grandma or the fucking grandfather or any of these people coming over here. The grandpa is here next week, so we can meet him. Yeah, he was on the books. He was on the books? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, tell your grandpa, right, that we're just kidding around, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Well, I mean, like that was that was pretty cathartic. So I feel like I feel like I'm ready to. Oh, yeah. But so you he's ready to let it go. I'm ready to let it go. Yeah. If you are, it sounds like you're holding some resentments. I'm ready to let it go.

I'm holding a lot of things. I know. Let it go, baby. I can't let it go right now. Come on. I almost want to. This is what I want to do. I almost want to. Just hear me out. It's insane. I almost want to finish the war. Go ahead. Yeah, I almost want to go. Okay, you want to play games? If you want to play family games, I could get some of my family involved as well. Most are dead. Oh, no. I get some cousins that are loopy. Right. What about you, Carlos?

How do you feel I mean, I think McCone's young and he's not used to this Hollywood shit. I'm not Hollywood Well, don't even see bring that in. Why do you bring that in? I'm not bringing that in dude. Yeah. Yeah I just think he needs to get used to it and I think he's finally settling into no I think yeah, I feel very settled. I feel settled too good All right, but Wow that what a what a whirlwind. Oh

It was heavy? Pretty heavy to me. It made me sad. Really? Because parents love me. Well, grandparents don't. That's true. Why not? My parents love you. My parents love you too. My grandma does not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My parents love me. She doesn't like me at all.

Some of it could be, you know, the war. Yeah. It's got to be history at that point. Right. They remember back when you guys weren't allowed to talk to them. That's right. You know? Right. And I'm calling her bullshit. I love it though. I do. It's pretty great. I'll tell you why, because now I can say stuff. Yeah. I can fight against it. Back in the day, I couldn't. So let me ask you this. All right. Do you have cousins that, I mean, does she have grandchildren that are female? No.

Yeah. So if I said to Judy, I'm dating your grandchild, she would lose her mind? Oh, wow. Yeah, she would probably pull a gun out or something. Murder. Well, no, he means just a scary thing. That's not going to scare me. But murder? Murder. To them, that's not murder. What is that? Cleansing? Like putting a dog down or something. Whoa, wow. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Keep that in. Yeah. Keep that in. I like that. He will. I like that. Yeah, yeah. I like that. Okay. So, you know, I feel like this is a, that's something that's not going to go away easily. I don't think I want to squash it right now. Why? Okay. Yeah. I want to keep the balls going. Yeah. I'm juggling. I want to keep the balls. Keep the balls in the air. Yeah. The show's still on. I'm still performing. I don't. So what I'm saying is I'd like to keep this war going. I now know Judy, your grandma Judy. I know my enemies.

- It's not your enemy. - Just listen. I know what my enemy is and I know my allies. - Okay, that's true. - And I know how the war is played and I will win. - In the long run, yeah. - Short run. - It's gonna be a short war. - Pretty short. - Okay. - Yeah. But God bless you, man. - Back to your position. - God bless you and take care of this. - God bless you. Good job, bud. Also, cool shirt. - Thank you. - Yeah. - Cool shirt. - Cool shirt, great shirt. But you didn't defend me at all. - What was there to defend?

Hold up, Judy. I think I could. I mean, that could have been nice. Whoa, Judy, out of pocket. You didn't. You came in with guns a-blazing. Play the tape. I said, okay, let's get this back. I was trying to be a mediator. Dude, you're acting as if we were all in the same fraternity. That's the greatest. And we knew each other for 20 years. So, wow, what a world. I wasn't feeling well. I'm up now. You're feeling good now. I'm not feeling good. You're going to do spots tonight. No, I canceled those. Good. What a weird day, man.

What a whirlwind. Show us something funny then, Carlos. Make him feel better, will you? What is this? JoJo Siwa drunk at Disneyland. Love. Big JoJo Siwa fan. Siwa spent her 21st birthday embarrassing herself yesterday at Disney World's Epcot. The clearly wasted pop star tried to start a sing-along to her newly released song Karma, but no one knew the words. I should've known better. I had a wish. Wish.

Embarrassing. I would have never asked around. Yeah, we know it. A couple of things here. Yeah, go ahead. Tell me. Yes. What are you doing at Disney? That's not a thing. What are you doing your 21st birthday at Disney? One of the most happiest business. 21st birthday at Disney? I went there last year. Loved it. Without kids? No kids. Gross? No. Gross. Star Wars. Jail.

Star Wars? Right to jail. Because I like Star Wars? Because you go to Disney World without kids. I was with a kid. Jail. Who? Oh. Yeah. A friend's kid was with you. Yeah. So then, yes, you get a pass. Thank you. Yeah, that's fine. All is well. Do I go to prison? VIP pass. Jesus Christ. You go to jail, not prison. We'll let you out. But we're going to wag a finger. I think I went to VIP. Remember that? Yeah. Let me ask you something. With a kid is fine. Have you done the VIP experience? Yes.

I don't have a kid. It doesn't matter. What I would like to do... Would you take me? I'll take you too. At VIP? Yeah, I'll do the VIP. How much is VIP at Disney? It's $800 an hour. What? In an hour, you can do the whole park. No, you can't. That doesn't... No, you can't. That math is not right. $8,500? 12 hours? $800 an hour? You're there for 10 hours? Yeah.

You went to the park for 10 hours. Oh yeah, even longer. I can't even get you to fucking do this show for an hour. There's a lot to do. Same. Okay. Anyway, so that's how much it costs and what you get, I'll tell you what you get with it. You get the VIP experience. You go to the front of the line. Let me finish, man. Right now, dude, I'm not in the mood for you doing this. Cut me off, okay? Don't get so angry. Let me explain myself. I'm turning into Judy. Okay.

Please don't turn into Judy. I don't need it. That's some shit. I know. All right, so. Love it. I love her. So what you get is early in the morning, you go to that hotel with the log cabin feel. There's a big bonfire. You're talking, speaking Spanish to me. There's a lady that comes out. They look like they're in the gold rush. Hey, y'all. You know what I mean? That whole thing. I love it. I clap.

Are you ready for the adventure? What do you want to do first? And so you get to go around with this lady. She's wearing the outfit. She has all the passes. And you go in the front of the line in every ride. And then you get to even the little experiences like making a lightsaber. She can make those appointments. Cute. Yeah. And she's pretty much with you the whole time. Like if you want to go eat. You tip her? Oh, yeah. You tip her cash? Oh, yeah. Would you tip her?

Like I did last night at the parking lot, guys. That made me laugh so fucking hard. So anyway. You tip it at the parking lot. You give him a couple bucks. You know, five, ten bucks. Sometimes 20. You know what I mean? It's the parking lot, guys. I said, how much did you just give him? He goes, $100. Mm-hmm.

Insane. A generous guy. $100 to park your car? I only brought that up because you accused me of not tipping the fucking Gold Rush lady. No, I just asked how much you tipped the Gold Rush lady. I don't know how much those people... I don't do that stuff. I don't know what you... You tipped that lady. I would give her probably like $300 maybe for the day. You know what a woman did to me today? I ordered and then I beep-booped my food. I beep-booped on the thing, on the Apple Pay. And then she manually got rid of the tip thing. Because she wants cash.

But that was interesting because I went to go press the button, she goes, "Oh, good to go." So she moved to the next screen without me. Oh, that's nice. Is it? But then I thought, are they told to do that by the management to skip the tip? Because I went to tip, but then she goes, "You're good to go." She did so fast, then it goes, "No thanks," or in the receipt, "No thanks." And I thought, did they tell them to do that, you think? Or did she think I don't tip?

Does she look at me and she goes, this guy doesn't tip? Can I be honest with you? And don't get angry. You don't look like you tip. I don't look like I can afford to tip? No, you can afford it. You just don't look like you do tip. Why?

Your brow. I always tip. I know you do. You tip well. I tip well. I know you do. I never not. But I look like a furrowed brow doesn't tip guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bob, you do need to watch this. I do want you to see this for a second. Okay. Russians are the fucking best. Ice boxing.

So it's just straight boxing on ice. That's so good. Why not put it on ice? I know, it's genius. They put Disney on ice. Why not boxing? Right. Here's what's so great about this to me. Russians got to be the people that came up with power slapping or the slapping. They got it. Arm wrestling. That's all like them trying to take things to like another level. This boxing shit, what else do you want to see on a different? I'll tell you right now. Skydiving. Skydive fighting? That's brilliant.

Right? That is brilliant. Yeah. You punch each other, right? If you knock them out, they die, obviously, because they can't open the shit. So what? Don't lose. That's great. Sky fighting. Sky fighting. Do you jump out of the same plane or different planes? It's got to be the same plane. How do you...

meet them. What do you mean? Have you never seen that? They jump out. You can change your direction. No, this is what you do. Yeah. Same plane. Same plane. But you have a distance, but you're still tied to them. Oh, you're tandem. Yeah, there's a rope that's connected to our belly, right? So you have to fight. So if one guy dies, the other guy, he gets to pull...

He gets the pull. Here, check it out. You knock the guy out. Yeah. And then you 69 him. And you get to come down. Wait, why do you have to 69? No, because he's 69. His head is fighting balls. Yeah, yeah. Love it. That's what you want? Yeah. Just 69 somebody. Fine. From a plane. Sky fighting. Yeah, yeah. Really. What's another one? Well, how about fighting underwater? I would love to see a little tango down below. Oh, it's like sloth fighting. Yeah. Yeah, I could do that one. I like fighting on fire.

Oh. Like a fire pit would be dope. Yeah. And not a whole thing isn't on fire, but around it is on fire. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Yeah. You have a floating ring. Check it out. Oh, yeah. No, you don't even know. What's in the water? What? What's in the water? What's in the water? What's in the water? That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about a floating fighting ring on water. What's in the water? It's not what's in the water. What's happening in the water? What's happening? Tsunami. Oh.

Expensive. It's timing. Timing. Timing is everything on this one, right? Yeah, that's tough. You got to work with the weather. You have a flotation, right? And then all the debris. Oh, yeah. There's debris happening, right? Somebody's house, right? It's wavy or whatever you call it. Turbulence. Sure. Yeah, yeah. Wow. What about- The cameraman, I don't know. That would be tough. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well. Okay. Union. Union. Okay, union. Those guys are tough. Okay. A tornado fight would be amazing.

Fighting in the middle of a tornado. Who gets swept away? By the way, I watched the trailer for Twister. It's the same movie. It's the same movie.

It was Helen Hunt and Bill Pullman. Yeah. Now it's fucking... No, it was Bill Paxton. Bill Paxton? Yeah. And now it's Glenn Powell and who is the girl? I don't know. Look, it's the same fucking movie. But look, can I say something? They have two this time. Yeah, there's plural. It's not the same movie. There was many twisters in Twister. It wasn't just one. They have twins in this one. Yeah, yeah. They have twin babies? Twin twisters. But dude, imagine... Wow.

But do you know who else was in Twister? Same fucking movie. You know who else was in Twister? Don't say anything. No one says it. You know who else was in Twister? Great actor. The thing about Twister you don't realize is they had great actors. Well, I love their radio. Who was in it? Philip Seymour Hoffman. Oh, my God. He was in Twister. Yeah.

Oh my god, he was in that movie. I mean, imagine having that caliber in a fucking disaster movie. It's insane. He was so good. Yeah, he was her helper, right? He was on her team. Yeah, but I liked his character. And then what's his name from Secession? I know. Yeah, yeah. Tim, no. No. Let me get us. I know. Alan Ruck. Alan Ruck. Fuck, why did you do that? Alan Ruck. Alan Ruck. Philip Seymour Hoffman. I mean, look at that fucking cast.

Yeah. And now they got Glenn Powell and fucking who's the new girl? Do you even know who the new girl is? Is she a new girl they're selling us? Yeah. This is a new girl they're selling us. Hollywood's at it. This is when Hollywood's at it when they push a girl that I've never heard of before. I've never seen her before and she's in a thing. Don't sell us. Come on. Zoom in. Oh, it's Daisy Edgar Jones. Never mind. I know she is. We already sold. She'd been around for a while. But it didn't look like her. It didn't look like her in the preview. What was her biggest movie? Daisy Ed... Star Wars, right? No, no, no, no. I'm not a Daisy. Dude, dude.

What was she in? I'm sorry, I don't know, Bob. War of the Worlds? That was a good movie. That's a TV show she was on. Oh, okay. Go down. Oh, she was in Normal People. Yeah. Can I talk about War of the Worlds? I loved Normal People. Remember that? Normal People. Can I talk about War of the Worlds? Normal People. War of the Worlds? Can I talk about it? Please. Okay. Yeah, man. John Krasinski's.

That's so funny. Thank you. We should just end it there. That's good. Yeah. Thank you for bringing her back, man.