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The Election Episode

2024/11/18
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Markiplier: 本期播客将以一种严肃且轻松的方式讨论2024年美国总统大选。由于提前录制,他们可以讨论选举结果,并对未来进行一些有趣的推测。他们还讨论了时间线错乱、身份不确定性以及未来可能面临的挑战。他们认为,由于时间线错乱,他们可以随意评论任何人物,例如Ted Cruz。他们还讨论了Elon Musk 使用Starlink摧毁南极洲以应对全球变暖,以及辛辛那提的一些Frisch餐厅正在关闭。他们还讨论了Big Boy雕像堆放的地方有一个看起来像男性生殖器的雕像,以及Frisch's的香草可乐。他们还讨论了使用30英尺长杆子安装太阳能电池板的困难,以及可以使用伟哥来解决杆子下垂的问题。他们还讨论了NFL交易截止日,以及Bengals队进行了一笔交易。他们还讨论了他们对Ted Cruz的评价,以及Ted Cruz的同事们不愿与他交流的原因。他们还讨论了政府合同以及军方使用隐身技术。他们还讨论了Al Gore声称自己参与了互联网的创建,以及Al Gore和George Bush同时出现在同一地点的情况十分罕见。他们还讨论了是否应该使用Starlink激光轨道炮攻击南极洲,以及土星没有得到应有的关注。他们还讨论了Markiplier如何通过洗锅的实验解释了土星六边形的形成,以及Markiplier的排尿形状是六边形。他们还讨论了辛普森一家对未来的预测,以及人们是否试图通过模仿辛普森一家中的场景来实现预测。他们还讨论了蜘蛛猪的吐丝方式,以及为什么他们知道猪的性高潮持续30分钟。他们还讨论了猪的性高潮可以持续90分钟,以及公猪的射精时间为5到8分钟。他们还讨论了“无坚果十一月”的活动,以及他们对本期播客的感受。他们还讨论了童谣“这头小猪去市场”的含义,以及他们对本期播客的得分结果。他们还讨论了30分钟性高潮的优缺点,以及他们将删除这个播客及其所处的现实。 Bob: Bob 家院子里出现了一只行为异常的兔子,这只兔子毫无戒备地躺在院子里,行为反常。Bob 经常在凌晨赤身裸体地跑上跑下楼梯。Bob 认为Ted Cruz 的同事们不愿与他交流,因为他总谈论去坎昆的经历。Bob 讨论了童谣“这头小猪去市场”的含义,以及他认为童谣中暗示了小猪被屠宰的命运。 Wade: Wade 看到一只鸟似乎试图攻击他的狗。猎隼的捕猎方式很残忍。Wade 的宠物金刚鹦鹉曾攻击过他们的猫。Wade低估了30英尺长杆子的笨重程度,可以使用伟哥来解决杆子下垂的问题。今天是NFL交易截止日,Bengals队进行了一笔交易。Wade 已经戒赌了。Wade 考虑是否应该使用Starlink 激光轨道炮攻击南极洲,以及他认为土星没有得到应有的关注。Wade 想出了一个新的词语来形容吞咽的声音:“Quaggulp”。

Deep Dive

Key Insights

Why did Elon Musk allegedly activate his Starlink orbital laser network?

To wipe out Antarctica as a move against global warming, turning it into crushed ice to lower global temperatures.

What is the significance of the hexagon shape found at Saturn's pole?

Saturn's pole features a naturally occurring hexagonal shape, similar to how soap and water separate in a spinning pot, creating a hexagon.

Why is Al Gore often associated with the phrase 'I invented the internet'?

Al Gore once said, 'I took the initiative in creating the internet,' which was misconstrued and turned into a meme.

What unusual behavior does the 'concerning bunny' exhibit?

The bunny lies in the middle of the yard, not hidden, and only runs away when people approach, leaving a bunny-shaped imprint in the grass.

How do peregrine falcons hunt their prey?

Peregrine falcons dive at high speed, kicking their prey to stun them before capturing them.

What is the duration of a pig's orgasm?

A pig's orgasm can last an average of 30 minutes, with some lasting up to 90 minutes, making pigs the mammals with the longest orgasms.

Why are the Big Boy statues considered scary?

The Big Boy statues are seen as creepy due to their oversized appearance and the way some of them are positioned, especially the ones without eyebrows.

What is the significance of the NFL trade deadline for Mark?

The NFL trade deadline is significant for Mark as a sports podcaster, providing content and betting opportunities.

Why did the Cincinnati Frisch's Big Boy restaurants face eviction?

Frisch's Big Boy restaurants were facing eviction for failing to pay millions in rent.

What is the connection between the Simpsons and real-life events?

The Simpsons has a history of predicting or foreshadowing real-life events, leading to a self-fulfilling prophecy effect where people want these predictions to come true.

Chapters
Humorous discussion about Ted Cruz's reputation and potential odor issues.
  • Ted Cruz is rumored to have an unpleasant odor.
  • The hosts speculate about his colleagues avoiding him.

Shownotes Transcript

Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.

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