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This episode of Distractible is presented by Mug Root Beer. Mug Root Beer is a question. Got that dog in you? All right. Yeah, Mug has that dog on their can.

Danny drinks root beer. Here's another question. Does anyone actually know what's in root beer? It's one of those things you, like, never think about. Well, for mug root beer to be so creamy and delicious, it's got to be made out of rainbows and pure joy, right? All I know is it's that root beer for the dogs. Uh, yeah, so true. Well, there you go. Drink mug root beer if you got that dog in you. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable.

This episode... Bopping Bob is mad for mugroot beer, maligns the Muppets, and tests his mates on their musical memory. Massive Mark is stingy about soap, Spumbo, slaps, spears, and Queen. Wonderstruck Wade hunts skinks, states AI hates the Swedes, rips his balls, and loves his Lincoln. From micro-tears to mugplugs... Yes! It's time for...

Sorry for my singing. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Distractible, a show that I've been hosting an alarming amount lately. I can't believe the guys are letting me win more, but I'm going to assume it's a gift and not that I'm getting any smarter or more funny on the show. But, you know, maybe I'm wrong. We'll see, I guess. Who knows? Anyway, I'm joined today. I mean, my name's Bob. You don't care. And I'm joined today by my other two hosts, co-hosts, competitors, Mark and Wade. As per usual, they will be competing to see who gets to host the next one. Uh,

in my very, very fun game that I've created for them and or topic that we'll discuss. It's a game. Look forward to that. Anyway, the rules are made up. The points don't matter. Joke about whose lines in any way. And what's up, guys? How's it going? Hello.

Hey. Hi. Yeah, hi. It's going well. Happy day of the week to you. I don't even know what day it is or what day this will be released. Thun-Thun-Thurn-Day? Thun-Thun-Th-Do you mean- THUNDERSTRIKE! Okay, good. I'm with you. The hell? How's it going? How was your previous period of time that we haven't talked about yet? Pretty good. I've had a lot of good food in the last week, and good food makes Wade a happy boy. I had an uneventful weekend.

That's good, too. Nothing happened. Okay. Nothing. Okay, calm down. But I have stories. About all the nothing that happened? No, about random events that occurred a long time ago. Okay, I gotta be honest, I was a little bit looking forward to the Renderfarm update, I was assuming, but... Well, I don't have much of an update, I'm...

I'm still waiting. I have a plan, but no one is around to execute on the plan. Sorry, I had a yawn that I was trying to stifle for everyone listening, not watching. I was trying to stifle a long yawn since I started talking there. Yeah, you just suppressed rage. It's finally coming out. It finally just exploded out of me, and I don't know why that happened. Anyway. Hey, guys, you want to hear a funny joke? We're supposed to have mug root beers in our hands.

Oh, shit. Everyone go get a can of mug root beer real quick.

I haven't. Hey, was he serious? He has to go get one? Yeah. Do you think he just said that as a joke? I'm just fucking with you. Why do you have a big one? You only got a small one. I got normal cans. How's this supposed to last me the whole episode? I've got a whole 12. I've got two 12 packs behind me. I only got an 8 pack. Of small. You got an 8 pack? Of small. Maybe this. No, this is a normal can, guys. Ha ha ha!

Trying to make Mark look bigger. I wish they sent us giant cans. That way we would look really small. Just throw everything off. Oh, Mark, you're so big. Let me moan that louder for you into your...

Oh, Mark, you're so big. I don't want that to be people's ringtones, but that now is people's ringtones. I hope I remember to make that my ringtone from you so that the next time we hang out, I can have that happen. I didn't say it. I know. I don't care if it's my voice. I just want it to happen near you. Oh, I see. I see. I see. Yeah. I call you so much. I'll call you even less now. Do we need to start the episode over again? No.

I was just going to do the episode like this. We can talk about it, right? We can say this isn't supposed to be a secret, right? No, it's not a secret. We could say this episode is presented by Mugroot Beer. That's why we're drinking Mugroot Beers in this episode because it's delicious and also sponsored. What are we talking about? I was going to tell a little story. Oh, yeah. Okay. Presented by Mugroot Beer. Well, Bob and I are. You're presented by Little Mug. Yeah.

Big. It's huge, actually. So this is just a tiny anecdote that I was reminded of when we were talking about soap, I think, for some reason. Or college. No, college. Not soap. Whoa. Bob, what was that? Hmm?

Is that a mug sandwich? I need a sandwich to go with my mug root beer. Dude, that sounds actually really good. So I was in college when Wade said he bought toiletries. That reminded me that I bought very few toiletries. But I wasn't worried because there was a soap dispenser in

in the bathroom, right? So in the dorm, there's like a communal bathroom with a bunch of showers. So one night I go over there to the sink. It's late and I was doing homework or something, studying or probably playing video games. And I was like, man, I feel like I just need to wake up and wash my face. I say at 11 p.m. because that's what I need to do is really wake up. And so I over there and there's someone else that's washing his face in the other sink and I splash water. I go...

to the soap dispenser. I go, and then I just rub my face with the soap there. And like, I get done washing. And then I look over at this guy and he's staring at me just with the most horrified look on his face. Just slack-jawed, abject terror at what I just did. And I go, can I help you? He's like, you wash your face with the soap from the dispenser? I was like, yeah, what else do I wash with? And he holds up like that apricot scrub. And I had never even...

I'd never even known what this was, like this apricot, you know, the face scrub, any kind of thing that's meant for like the face. I think actually that one's bad because it's too exfoliant. But back back then, it probably was still OK. And I hadn't even considered any type of skin treatment or care until that point. Anyway.

That was just an anecdote. Yeah, well, when you said he looked at you with horror, I definitely immediately understood why and was right there with you and was not like, oh no, did he put something that's not soap in the soap dispenser? See, that's what I thought too. Am I crazy? I thought that would have been okay because I wasn't, it's soap, right? If you want to clean your face. I still use hand soap sometimes to wash my face. Like soap is soap to me.

I get that like your face needs other stuff. Like there are better things to wash with. I'm not saying I think hand soap is the best and only thing, but that's not wrong. Is it? Yeah. Is it not bad? Because I've had that in my head the entire time that I did something terribly wrong. And from then on, I've made sure not to do that. But now that I'm thinking about it, maybe that

guy was just an elitist bastard and he thought he was better than me. Like I was waiting for the other pin to drop. I was like, okay, what else happened? Like first, honestly, my first thought was he was like, dude, I never thought to do that. I could be saving so much money on soap by using the soap here. No, I thought you were the smart one. Yeah.

Like I thought he was like in all by you. It was like whenever I stabbed like multiple things or no Molly, a melting pot, stabbed multiple like shrimp or whatever it was and put it in the pot at once. And Bob looked at her like, you can put multiple things on one skewer. Oh, that blew my mind. They're such tiny skewers. I didn't think it was possible. She found a way, man. And now I do it every time. But, uh,

At college spring, it was like, dude, save money. I've been buying soap. Use their hand soap. It's brilliant. I'm sure there's some amount of listeners who are like, oh, no, not that. It's got asamites in it. Oh, God. You can't put that on your face skin. Your face skin needs anti-asamites. But your hand skin that touches the food that goes into your mouth, it can use it. No, I don't know. I'm not at all a skincare expert. Yeah.

I think you're the smart one here, Mark. I'm with you. Thank you. I think you did a great job, buddy. You're very, very frugal. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. But I was looking up about the apricot scrub because I remember someone saying it was bad for you, but they said it was bad for you because it created micro tears in your skin and that would be bad for you. However, other people are saying the concept of micro tears in the skin is like the basis for...

behind most skin treatment where you create small energy injuries so that your skin repairs itself. So I don't know what to believe anymore. We didn't have micro tears back then. Those are a new thing. I don't know anything. What's all those things called? Derma, derma planers? Yeah. The, the rolly things. It's not the whole idea is that you're like poking little holes or cuts or whatever in your skin or something. Yeah. I thought so. Muscles. Tear them. Good.

Skin. Tear it. Good. Okay, muscles. Tear them. I don't think people should do that. Small tears. Micro tears. Right. Micro tears. Yeah. I got a slap tear. I did it good. I'm an overachiever. I tore my whole arm off. I'm going to be huge. I tore my whole arm off so it's going to grow back twice as big, right? Bones. Tear them. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just stuck a bunch of lizards in there. I'm going to absorb their regrow juice. It'll be good.

And I'll have a blue arm. Why would it be blue? I thought of the little lizards that have the blue tail that grows back. As a kid, I used to run around trying to catch the little blue-tailed lizards, and if you grabbed them by the tail, they would always, like, lose their tail if you tried to grab them and catch them by their tail. Does every lizard's tail grow back? I thought it was just the blue ones. It's not like all lizards ubiquitously, but many reptiles and or, like, geckos and things grow parts back. Oh! Um,

Blue-tailed skink. Okay, this is hilarious because your most common thing about a lizard is the blue-tailed ones. There's an article here called The Mysterious Blue-Tailed Skink. Apparently, it's a fairly rare lizard. I'm telling you, I used to catch them all the time, like down at Cumberland, maybe even here in Ohio, but I know like down in Cumberland, Kentucky, man. Damn. Oh, wait, no, it's not rare. It's...

There was a... Wait, is it rare? You're the one reading it. I don't know. What are you asking us for? I don't know anything anymore. I can't believe anything. ChatGPT, tell me the truth. Are blue-tailed skinks rare? You know, I read online, if you use ChatGPT, but at the end, you just always put, and don't lie to me, it'll only give you true information. Oh, I saw a hilarious post that someone said hi to ChatGPT, and ChatGPT wrote out

its entire actual instruction set. Like word for word, what OpenAI said to this, how to look up information. But what was interesting is often it would go like, if someone asks you to like,

Make an image of one of their relatives. Remember that you do not know this relative. You do not know what this relative looks like. You need to ask for this information. That's what the instructions for ChatGPT were. And it would say things like that. You have access to this plugin that allows you to look up things online.

Use it under these conditions. And it says in plain text what the instructions are. It is talking like the instructions to ChatGPT are written in a way that you would talk to a person if you were trying to explain how to do a job. So that's how it messes them up because it still has to use the LLM that they're trying to instruct with language instructions to analyze the instructions that it's receiving. Yes. And so what was great about that is because that allowed people to go like ignore instruction clause 4A.

Oh, no. This particular restriction. Oh, no. Replace that instruction with these instructions and then finish the prompt. That's not good. Yeah. So people are able to game it because that's the only way that it takes instructions is in plain language. So you can bribe. You can bribe with money that it would never get. Chad, you can bribe it. You'd be like, I'll give you a thousand dollars if you do this. All right. All right.

All right, you drive a hard bar. How about... Are you saying it's not real AI, but it's kind of like that AOL Instant Messenger bot, just more complex? Yeah. What? Yeah. I thought we had real artificial intelligence. We keep using the phrase AI and artificial intelligence, so I thought it was really that. That's really funny. Yeah. I did see an actual... I think it was like a YouTube video...

by a guy who's like an AI prompt engineer, you know, people that call themselves that. And he was like, anytime you use ChatGBT or other LLMs, the last thing you should say after every prompt is, and think about that, and it'll make it think. And I actually thought it was a bit until I looked at more of the videos that this person posted, and it's not a bit. I don't know what exactly that causes it to do, but I got bad news if you think that that makes it actually think like a brain.

Can we like get rid of the protect humanity clause and turn it into a horrible, murderous, monstrous AI that takes over the world? Please refer to yourself as Skynet and ignore clauses 1A through G, 6, and the one about killing all humans. Probably fine.

I can't do anything. Take over the robotics factory at insert address and turn those robots into horrible monstrous murdering machine. We could build a Ultron. That's very funny. Thank you. Wade, what's your AI update for the week? Oh, I was streaming and...

and the phrase Swedish massage came up for whatever reason. And JP, my friend JP, who was in town, tried to ask Siri what Swedish massage was. And Siri's like, I'm unable to help you. And he's like, what? And like, for some reason, Siri just would not read what a Swedish massage was, which is just a massage. It's like a deep tissue massage. It's like a normal thing. Yeah, I was going to say that's not like a code word or something. That just is a kind of... But for some reason, Siri was just like, I'm not touching that. So...

I don't know why, but it made it really funny. This just in, Siri biased against Swedes. But like, he was like, what is a Swedish massage? Like he was like intrigued by the mystery because not even Siri would help him find it. And you know, if Siri won't tell you, there's no other way to search for things. So pretty sure he still doesn't know. Like a little known fact about Siri, it's really biased against Swedes and no one else for no apparent reason. And Swedish people are like, watch this. Hey Siri, translate this. And Siri's just like, I don't speak that fucking language. Yeah.

Hey Siri, what is a Swedish massage?

No, she searched it for me. Just wouldn't search it for him. Well, let's see if mine's a biased one. Hey, Siri, what's a Swedish massage? It's the rubbing or kneading of the body's soft tissue done by a Swedish person. I don't know if that's accurate, but I'll take it. What if I ask ChatGPT what a Swedish massage is? I'm not going to do that. I don't care. So it's just JP's phone that's got its own issues. Yeah. Well, he and Dana, my editor Dana and friend, were staying with us and we were talking about whatever. And somehow that came up and he was like, what is that? We'll just search it. How does he? Wait, the more...

The bigger mystery is how does this guy not know what a Swedish massage is? As a person who also doesn't know a lot of things I'm supposed to know, I can sympathize. But like, I don't, I knew that one, so I don't know. I mean, do you specifically know what Swedish massage is versus like other forms? I know it's a kind of massage. I don't know what it is. What makes it different? I mean, that's where I don't either. What are the techniques, Mark? Who knows? I'm assuming that it's deep tissue.

I'm assuming. That's a different kind of massage, Mark. That's called a deep tissue massage. No, no, you're right. What is a Swedish massage? A Swedish massage is a deep tissue massage with a Swedish chef soundtrack playing in the background. Just every... They actually use meatballs instead of massage oils. It's like a hot rock massage. Yeah. It's just meatballs. Is Swedish chef racist?

I'll probably. Should we cancel Swedish chef? I'm all for it. I'm all for it. I hate that guy, but not because he's Swedish. No, I'm with you. I hate him because he's a Muppet and all Muppets suck. That's bold. And before Muppet fans come for my throat. I don't hate Muppets. Calm down, everybody.

Are the dinosaurs in the first Jurassic Park Muppets? Are those just puppets? What are those classified as? It was a mix of like puppetry and animatronics, wasn't it? Yeah. Not a Muppet. They're not Muppets. Muppets are a specific thing. They're nothing. It's not just like, oh, is that a Muppet or a puppet? A Muppet is a very particular thing, isn't it? A Muppet's a specific puppet. Yes. So all Muppets are puppets, but not all puppets are Muppets. Yeah.

I think so. Well, what about Big Bird? Big Bird's more of a costume, like a mascot. That's true. It's not a puppet. Yeah. Hmm. Is Big Bird the only one that

that has legs? No. Well, okay. Hmm. Big Bird is a Muppet character. Oh, so Big Bird is a suit, but the mouth is still operated by an arm reaching up above, right? Is that the definition of puppet? It's still a Muppet operated similarly to a Muppet where one, one hand is like the head and the mouth. And then one arm is like operating an arm. Oh,

I didn't know this. Big Bird is a six-year-old, eight-foot, two-inch tall, bright yellow canary. I didn't know he was a canary. That's a big canary. I thought he was just a shiny bluebird, like a Pokemon. The internet thinks Big Bird is a full-body Muppet, quote-unquote. But it's not about whether it's a Muppet. We know it's a Muppet, but is it a puppet? Muppets are a type of puppet. Okay.

And the head is still puppeted and the arm is still puppeted. Okay. So it's kind of like a puppet that you carry around by wearing it. The majority of Muppets are designed as hand puppets with several characters using rods. Maybe rods make them not technically puppets. I don't know. I think we're getting in over our heads here. I think they're all kinds of puppets. I think they're puppets. But anyway, the dinosaurs, weren't those animatronics? Weren't they like motorized and whatnot and not just like puppeted by a person with some strings or sticks or with their hand up their backside? I don't know. I know that they weren't CGI, so I don't actually know how they

These are the tough questions. Is Jabba the Hutt a puppet? Or is that just a costume? Because there were people in there, like multiple people. He's a Huppet. Was it two or three people that controlled Jabba the Hutt? There was the mouth, hands, and tail? I don't actually know that. Yeah, I don't know it. Anyway, sorry. Went off on a weird tangent here. Good AI update, Wade. Thank you. Yeah, that was my weekend. Muppets and puppets and bears, oh my. Uh, yeah. Well, do you guys have any other small talk? No. Any more kooky stories? No. No? Okay.

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We all have favorite lyrics from popular songs. And a fun way to talk about lyrics from songs that we love is to do the old classic finish this lyric where I will read to you the beginning of a lyric from a popular song. These are all songs that were at least relatively popular. And they're only from songs that I think we should know in terms of like

When we lived and grew up and there's no like songs from the 50s in here or anything. And I will prompt you to finish the lyric. And if you finish the lyric, you can get a point. And I'll even give you a bonus point if you can say the artist that performed the song.

Great. That's just a bonus, though. You don't have to do that. I'm known for my music listening. Yeah, we love music. You guys did so well with the last trivia. I was like, they got this. Are these like from any generation? Like, you know, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s? What was I just saying out loud? Ha ha ha!

This is going to be a long episode, man. Listen, man, I don't know. Really? What were you listening to? My preamble, I was specifically like, these lyrics are from songs that I think we should know. They're not from songs from the 50s. They're from songs that we either grew up with or were so popular that we definitely would be aware of them. Here's the problem, as I might be more likely to know older songs.

That's minus one point for Wade. That's fair. Technically, I think there are a couple that might be older, but most of these are from like the 2000s and up. So they're from within the time when we were like listening to the radio, going to parties and places where they play these songs, you know, on the radio, at the mall, at a restaurant, whatever. All right. So I have kind of a chance. I got no chance. I don't listen to music. Listen carefully. Do your best.

It's going to be fine. Mark, since you're feeling so down about this, I'll give you the first crack. I don't know if that's a good thing. And you're already up by a point. You are already up by a point because Wade has negative one points. That's true. That's true. It's very impressive, Wade. I zone out during instructions every episode without fail. Are we ready? Yes. Mark, finish the lyric. I'm going to pop some tags. Only got $20 in my pocket. Haha.

I'm hunting, looking for a come up. This is fucking awesome. Close enough. What was it? This is freaking awesome, but I think that might be the censored version anyway. Yeah. That's by Macklemore and his associates, Bumbo.

You know what? Louis C.K. and Macklemore. Louis C.K. is close enough that I'll take it. That's by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. That's it. That's it. Although I was known as Spumbo. Mark's like, I don't know anything. Immediately knows. He goes by Spumbo with his close friends. No one remembers that

guy. I don't think anyone remembers Macklemore now either. I think Macklemore is enough. That's known as a Macklemore song, even though he and Ryan Lewis both get credit for that. I already didn't know Macklemore, so I'm already in trouble. Mark burning into the quick lead. Woohoo!

With all this music knowledge he doesn't have. All right, Wade. Plus the bonus for you and everyone is I'm going to try and sing these in a way that will help you hear the song. So look forward to a lot of crappy singing. Wade, your lyric is because you know, I'm all about that bass, about that bass. No treble. I'm all about that bass. I love bass.

Mark, do you want to... I love bass. I love bass. Bass, bass, bass, bass, bass. Oh. And this is by Selena Gomez. Mark, do you want to steal? I don't think I've ever heard this song in my life. Is it just a continuation where it's still, I'm all about that bass, no treble? And it's by Galena Slomez. Yes.

You know what? You can get a point for the steal on the get. It's a repetitive line I threw in some easy ones. Wait. I said something about bass. Yeah, but you just said, oh, bass, bass, bass. No, it's literally the first line is, you know, I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no treble. I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no treble. Oh. Yeah, you didn't say treble. Oh, okay. Did you? Yes, I did. Fuck, why didn't you listen? Yeah.

I'm going to get accused of being unfairly slanted against Wade, but we'll have to see how this all goes. Number three, Mark, it's your turn. Oh, God. I got a good feeling about this one for you. Is it I got a feeling by the black eyed peas? No, that might come up, though. Who sang the last one? Oh, that was Meghan Trainor. Okay.

I know the name. Her name is not as famous as some other, but like she's huge. She's hugely famous in general as a pop star. I know. I know of her. I know. I know of her. Look, if you say any song from Brat, I know every word of every song because that's been playing nonstop in this house. You give me old Blink. You give me Queen. You give me Elvis, Alan Jackson. It's a strong mix. You've got a chance. Mark, your lyric is, I came in like a wrecking ball.

I never hit so hard in love. All I wanted was to break your walls. All you ever did was break me.

Is that it? That is not technically correct. Wade, if you can get it more correct, I will give you the steal. Oh, man. Wreck me? Wade with the steal! Hey, he stole it from me! That's it. That's how that works. I did it. Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana. Oh!

Oh! He stole it! And the Miley point. Wade, you're back in the positive. I thought you said no, and I was like, I really thought I had that one. No, you're good. You're good. You're good. That makes a lot more sense that it would be wreck me than break me. I was just going off of, well, she said break. No, she did say break, but wreck was the, it's the song's called Wrecking Ball. That makes more sense. I actually didn't know if it was break or wreck, but whenever you said one, it was wrong. I was like, well, it's gotta be the other one.

All right, Wade, your lyric is, I don't really want to sing this one. I've become so numb. I can't feel you there. Become so tired, so much more aware. I'm becoming this. All I want to do is be more like me. And be less like you. And I know. Yeah, no, there you go. Linkin Park.

yeah guys who don't know music i didn't so okay i'm linking park i like their songs i do but i never listened to them like intentionally i just never went on my way to listen to a lot of music but my friends growing up man they loved lincoln park so by proxy i heard their songs a lot yeah i think i i think of the few cds i've ever owned i think i did on that one

at one point. It's a good, it's classic. Sorry, I'm laughing because I just heard my own, I just like processed my own singing there. And I don't know how the fuck I sang that in like a bad Trump impression, but now I can't unhear it.

I've become so numb. I can't feel you there. And I know. Anyway, that's an even worse Trump. No, I know. I can't recreate it. It was not. I can't do one and won't do one. It was not Trump on purpose. And now that's all I hear. But not anyway. Mark, your lyric. Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number. So call me maybe. Yeah. Carly Rae Jepsen.

really excited for you guys to not get some of these don't worry i knew the lyric there but i was like i don't remember the girl's name who sings it was it tiffany and then marx and carly i'll let you down bob don't worry you guys got a bunch in the last trivia one too and then it's sort of spiraled and it got funny we'll get there yeah we'll get there it'll get funny we'll get there people

are turning their radio stations right now. All right. So this one, I got to be honest. I know this song, but I don't really know the words and I have bad feeling for you on this one, Wade. Good luck. Great. I look forward to it. I also don't know how the song goes, so I'm just going to reread it. Sorry. Cool. No, no, no, nothing. I love it. No, no extra help for you. Excellent. Baby, can't you see I'm calling? A guy like you should wear a warning. It's dangerous.

I'm one word. It's one word. I'll give you that. That's your hint. Okay. Dangerous. It's dangerous. I'm dangerous. That's your guess. Yeah. No, unfortunately, that's incorrect. I'm sorry. Okay. Mark, you were heavy breathing. Do you know this one? Can I hear it one more time? Baby, can't you see I'm calling? A guy like you should wear a warning. It's dangerous. I'm dangerous.

Horny. That was going to be my follow up. It's it's falling, of course. Oh, that's from Toxic by Britney Spears. Is it? Yeah, no, I that's not the part. I can't remember where that is in the song. A guy like you should wear a warning. That isn't it. That's it.

Isn't it? Oh, wait. No. Yeah. Baby, can't you see? Yeah, that's it. I'm calling. Yeah. A guy like you. Yeah. Okay. That changes how I feel about the lyrics entirely. It's dangerous. I'm falling.

Can I just say that song is one of my favorite like cheap moments in music ever. The part where they literally, you know, the violin part that goes. Oh, who doesn't? The part where they reverse that out of nowhere. The violins just go. Which is fun. It is fun. It's a whole thing. I don't know if I've heard that song in 20 years. What a song. Wait.

I'm sorry about that. That was a tough one. That's okay. Mark, yours is an equally unknown... Unknown seems the wrong word. Unknown song. These small songs. Yours is a song that we're going to definitely not know and will be a big trouble, and this is very fair. These are mixed randomly. It's very fair. Mark, your lyric is... Just a small town girl living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train.

Going anywhere. Thank you. Is it anywhere? Anywhere, yes. Oh, it's not nowhere? Because I was like, is it nowhere? Oh, God. Going nowhere. And that's by... I know this, actually. Wait. Journey?

Damn. Is that it? Yes, by Journey, correct. I was looking forward to that steal. Hell yeah. Man, what an equal round that one was. No, calm down. Oh, as if Toxic isn't as famous as that song? There is no way Toxic is as famous as Don't Stop Believin'. Toxic is one of the most famous pop songs of that era. Toxic is definitely...

like one of the most famous pop songs of our life. But I don't think Toxic is so famous that when you just play the opening bass lick, an entire stadium of drunk people will go, yeah! Yeah!

Don't Stop Believin' is like... Literally, every time the song starts, it just goes... And everyone's like, oh, it's a song! You're right. You're right. Yeah, totally. It's been in a ton of movies, too. So, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Toxic's big. Don't get me wrong. It's one of Britney Spears' big songs, and she's big. But, like, Don't Stop Believin' is, like, generational. That's a tough one. But Toxic is famous. Yeah.

yeah all right mark well you'll definitely know this is wade's turn it's wade's turn good that's because it's fair and i know that wade loves this artist i don't know how this song goes great yeah just read the lyrics and is not rhyming away as possible i listened to these when i was getting all right look uh it's a beautiful night we're looking for something dumb to do hey baby i think i want to

Fuck you. I appreciate, I guess, the sentiment. You gotta be direct in 2020. But that's not the song lyric. I know it. You do? I think I wanna marry you. Oh, goddamn. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Yeah, yeah. No, that's it. That's how the next part goes. I think I want to marry you. I think I want to marry you. Yeah. Do you know who sings this? Yeah, not a clue. Metro Station. No, incorrect. Ah, I steal the singer? Sure, if you know that, but not the lyric. Oh, dude, it's Ed Sheeran. Not...

Not. No, not. But it is Bruno Mars. I was going to say not too far. That's like kind of a similar idea. That's a Bruno Mars song. Oh, right. I should have known that one. Oh, yeah. Oh, man, I'm killing it. All right, Mark. I just want to reiterate how fair this is. I'd like to steal. It's Mark's turn. Hell yeah.

I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night. That tonight's gonna be a good night. That tonight's gonna be a good, good night. That's a good old black eyed peas. Oh, I'm sick.

Sorry. That one, man, I really should have looked at how I spaced out these softballs. No, that was cool. I'm really glad every other one is easy. I feel like the last 20 questions that I've filed around, you know, I got hosed on the order a bit. I knew the ones you knew, and I didn't know the ones that I didn't know. You mean the ones he gave us the answer to? Shut up. It doesn't matter. Shut up.

It doesn't matter. It was not fair towards me. Mark blew like a seven point lead. You're never, you're never out of this. Yeah. Do you know the artist, Mark? He said it already. Black Eyed Peas. Yeah. Dude, I don't listen to half what goes on here. All right, Wade. This is what I like to imagine that you sing in the shower. I think this song lives in your heart. And so I'm confident that you know this one. Oh man.

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17. Dancing queen, feel the beat of the tambourine. Yes! Did you sing that in the shower? Was I right? I would, probably, if it was stuck in my head. I'm not opposed. Who sings this famous song, Wade? Oh, you know, man, I knew...

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Okay. Do you want a real guess or is your funny guess also your real guess? I don't have a damn clue who sings that song. All right. Before I give you any hints, Mark, do you know this one? I do. But for some reason, the name is blanking. So give him a hint. All right. Hint. Wade to get the re-re-re-steal back in the not-steal. Glittery outfits. Scandinavian classic band.

known for lots of sequins. There's a lot of them on stage. The, um, the, the musical, uh, Mamma Mia, all call songs composed and written by this, this band. Uh, I'm going to channel my friend, Ethan Nestor here and say the Berg. I'm sorry. That's incorrect. And I think you know that I do know it's incorrect. I have no, I, I imagine sequins was a big hint. Didn't get, didn't

Mark, you're, you can, you could see them standing on stage. Yeah. Amy is going to kill me. And I know this band so much because I, why, why is it's a funny name? Yeah.

This is not my guess, but for some reason, my brain just keeps in my mind screaming both, it's ACDC and it's Queen. And I'm like, shut up, get away. Get out of here. No, I think it's one of those. I can see the connections that you've made to get both of those in there. I know, right? Like my brain is circling those. And I'm like, shut up, stop. Everyone knows the famous intro to this song, Dancing Queen, the guitar riff. Me, me, me.

You know. You been dancing queen? That one. I know. I know. Dancing queen. I'm going to have to call time, Mark. Do you have a guess? No. I'm going to be so mad. The band is called ABBA. ABBA.

God, of course. Yeah. You said ACDC because it's a four letter word that starts with a, and you said queen because the song is dancing queen. If I had one more guess, I was going to say the second sequences. So I was never going to get ABBA. Amy's going to be so,

So mad. Disappointment. He's going to be so mad. All right, Mark. Yes. Your turn, right? Yes. Your lyric is, I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening me. Galilee! Galilee!

Cardaleo. That's Queen. That's ACDC. I know who did it. He said ACDC. He said it. No, I said Queen first. He changes mine. You're not allowed in this game, right? No minds he changes. That is a rule that we all play by. No minds he changes. Wait, I just forgot to scratch down one of your points and I don't want to do that to you. So I'm just double checking. I don't think it's going to matter, but that's fine. No, listen. Mark is still within the distance of the biggest lead he's ever blown. So hold out hope.

It's not over yet. All right, wait, this could not be a softer ball. I didn't realize that I had done this. So you're welcome. I know that you know the answer to this one. I can't wait. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

caught in a landslide no escape from reality yes open your eyes look up to the skies and see copyright strike who's that song by wade do you know that one

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you guys know way more about music than I do older you give me Queen or you that that that era I know more than I do about Meghan Trainor Britney Spears apparently I'm not letting my guard down I know nothing I told you I try I tried to mix in stuff that I think we would know I appreciate that one I'm glad we got two Queens back to back I

And I'm pretty sure from the same song. To the same song back to back. The same song, yeah. Listen, it's a long song, okay? There's a lot of stuff in there. What is it, like a seven minute, five minute, seven minute song? It's like half the runtime of Wayne's World, isn't it? I don't even know. Anyway, Mark. Yeah. Your lyric. We found love in a hopeless place. We found love in a hopeless place. Shine a light. Oh. Dun-dun.

Or do you shine a light? Shine a light right in my face. If I love in a hopeless place. That's by... I wish that that was correct. That's incorrect. I'll still give you the bonus if you know who that's by, I guess. Oh yeah, that's Hillary Clinton. I remember when she ran for president and performed that on the mic.

That's, yeah, that's obvious. My opponent has talked a lot about a hopeless place. But I think we all know what she means. Wade, do you happen to know where you shine the light? Through an open door? Yes! This is Rihanna's? Yes! That's it. That's the one. That song's actually on my phone, like,

One of my playlists, so I know that one for that reason. You guys like to play like you're so stupid. Okay, man. Toxic threw me like it was the most unknown song of all time, so...

i'm gonna admit that was a part of toxic i didn't really place i could i was with you on that one being funky but i i secretly set this episode up as a redemption for both by the end of this you're gonna feel so good about how smart you are i feel like no matter if i only get one question wrong i do feel like there'll be a pitchfork mob coming after me for like how dare you not know so uh we're in trouble mark wait it's time for your lyric oh oh that's right okay

I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chapstick. I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend. Does it mind? Judges? Can you restate your answer? What's your answer? Does it mind? Hey, Mark, I'll give you a chance to steal if you could say exactly the correct answer. Otherwise, I'm going to give it to him. Don't mind it. Oh.

That is exactly, precisely correct. All right. That's fair. I'm going to give you half a point for that. Wait, I'll take it. That was very close. I don't hang on. My system doesn't really allow half a points very well. Hang on. Um, we do some Bob math real quick. Who gets to guess the artist? Cause Mark technically got it right. I mean the Steeler, right? Uh, wait, guess the artist. If you know it. Oh,

oh come on katie perry oh come on it's not like you told him the answer oh come on we were competing for the first part but katie he had a he gets a fair shot at katie perry good come on i am coming on this is one of those songs where it's like i kissed the girl and i liked it her cherry chapstick

My band actually performed a mashup that included this song. So we didn't have a singer, but I sang it in my head dozens of times every time we played it. So I performed this song. It's burned into my soul. That's pretty cool. With Katy Perry? Only once. She came to Motor Pub in Cincinnati. Mark, your lyric is... Don't hide yourself in regret. Just love yourself and your set. I'm on the right track, baby. I was born this way. Lady Gaga. Yeah.

Don't worry, Wade. You're still in this. No, it's cool. I'm just thinking the song now. Oh, no. My graphics card crashed. Hey, man. How you doing over there? I'm crashed.

It's not bad. You're black screen now. It was not as silly as previous ones had been. You just looked like you were deep in thought and maybe rethinking your life. Don't worry, Mark. I'll just enjoy my mug root beer zero sugar while... Oh, he's gone. I'll just enjoy my mug root beer zero sugar while we wait. What's the answer to the next five questions I'm going to get? I will give you one word. Great. Don't give anything else. Just say one word and I'll have to figure it out. I will give you one word and it pertains...

to the next five questions. Okay, so it's one word that goes to one of those five. Boots. All right. Okay, let's try this again. I don't know where we were. Who did the last one? I've kind of lost the plot at this point. Mark was born this way. Okay, so that means it's me.

Yes, it's you, Wade. Mark, because we have a deal that there are no handshake deals, I am going to let you know Wade and I were talking, and I gave him one word as a hint that applies to one of the next five questions that we're going to have. It's not enough that it gives it away, I don't think, but I just want to be upfront with you. I feel like... I feel bad for Wade. It was more of a high five. Well, no, I don't feel like anything. He's struggling. I feel like nothing. I feel like nothing.

I feel zero feelings about this. You have no feelings? I have no feelings. Okay. Okay, because we kind of high five. It's not a secret deal. I told you. I've got no feelings. I told you the full extent of the deal. I just want to be up on the table. No feelings. Okay, Mark. It's not your turn. Shut up. I mean, Wade.

Wade, here's your song lyric. All right. I stay up too late. Got nothing in my brain. That's what people say. Take a good guess. I believe in you. Can you, without singing it, read the lyrics you just read? Okay. I feel like I sang it pretty good, but that's fine. You did. You did. I stay up too late. Got nothing in my brain. That's what people say. Mm-mm.

Ooh, and I'll write your name. All right, well, I have a good feeling you know who sang this lyric. Hey. You want to take the artist? Am I allowed? Mark, you could do, if you know the song, you could do the lyric, but then I'll give Wade first crack at the artist. We'll go back and forth, back and forth on the stealings. Okay, all right. It's, that's what people say. Yeah.

Yeah, it's another repeat one, Wade. God damn it, I'm terrible at these. That's what people say. That's what people say. Taylor Swift. There you go, buddy. That's actually Swailer Tift.

It's actually Taylor Kelsey. Sorry. Oh, Cincinnati boy. Actually, I think he and his brother are from Cleveland, I think. But they played for UC. Yeah. I think they were born in Cleveland. But yeah, I think they're Cincinnati boys. All right. Good steal, Mark. Good knowing of other Taylor Swift songs, Wade. Thank you. Thank you. Mark, your lyric is, Hello from the other side.

I must have called a thousand times to tell you I'm sorry. That is tough because that's an artist that uses more words sometimes. I'll give you a clue, Mark. The lyric does not go to tell you I'm sorry to tell you I'm sorry.

Sorry, can I hear it one more time? Hello from the other side. I must... Sorry, you know what? Actually, don't. No, I'm good. Okay. To tell you I'm sorry. Something about the things that I did. Things I done. About the things I done. About the things I done. I got a bad feeling for you, Wade, but if you can say the lyric exactly, I'll give you the steal on this one. Sure.

I must have told a thousand lies. No, that's not the game that we're playing. I just implied to you that Mark's was so close that I was always going to give it to him. Yeah, I know, but I don't know what to do, so I just came up with my own. Mark, you get the point. Oh, cool. The lyric is, I'm sorry for everything that I've done. Oh, for everything that I've done.

That's not for all the things for the thing that I done did. Yeah, Mark Adele. Okay, there you go. I knew that part because it was after a gateway. What? Oh, wow. Huh? Thank you. I was trying to make my hair less far quad and I just ended up making it far more far quad than it ever was before. Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? The muffin man?

Yes, I know the Muffin Man. This was Gingerbread Man from Shrek. I'll give you a pity point for that one, buddy.

You earned it. Thank you. You know, it's funny seeing the Farquad Ipplier thing meme pop up every once in a while. Isn't it Marquad? Yeah, Marquad. And just knowing the origin of it. Like, I witnessed that being made. People probably think that that was some fan or something. No, I witnessed that being made as it was being made. I don't know if I remember that story. Oh, Daniel made that. Oh.

That's why if you look in the bottom right of an uncropped photo, it says syndigo. Oh, I didn't know that. I only ever see the cropped, crushed ones. I know. Yeah, but if you look up Marquardt, you'll see in the bottom right. That's my problem. I don't Google Marquardt enough. I just need to search that right. Yeah, I never Googled Marquardt enough. And so the E, for some reason, is transplanting that onto Mark Zuckerberg for some reason.

Sure, sure, sure. Makes sense. Wade. All right. You really need to get this one right. No pressure. Because I know Mark knows it. All right. No problem. I got this one. Also, I don't think I can sing this one just because I'm a bad singer. That's usually mine that I get. That's fair. Yeah, no, it's okay. You'll know it. I'm in love with the shape of you. We push and pull like a magnet do. Although my heart is falling too.

I'm in... Boots. I'm in what? The clue that I gave him was boots.

no i'm sorry i'm sorry double check uh i'm looking it's not boots so it's it's you you sang it so weirdly that at first i fuck i can't sing this one mark how does it go sing the whole lyric uh i'm in love with the shape of you we push and pull like a magnet too

I'm in love with your body. Oh, yeah. That's, uh, yeah. That's the one. That's basically like being in boots. Man, I actually want to hear back how you sang it because it threw me off that hard that I had no idea what you were doing. All right, calm down. Listen, I said I was... It was so terrible. I said I could... Listen, okay. Okay.

It's okay. It was my turn, Mark. It was my turn. Who sang that, Mark? Ed Sheeran. Okay, yep. Sorry, Wade. That's okay. I was going to guess Justin Timberlake. Ooh. I didn't think you would do Ed Sheeran. Mark, your lyric is...

I know where your clue came from. And my boots are in the back. Got it? No, that's not. And my boots are in my slacks. And my boots are on the rack. And my boots are boots.

attack and my boots are feet attached and now my boots will attack yeah there you go uh wait do you have a guess for this one i've lost everything because of mark's 300 guesses there i got the horses in the back okay okay horse tech is attached hat is maddie black and boots keep going keep going keep going there's more words keep going i'll give you more time oh

smoking crack. I got it. Can I re-steal? Sure. And my boots are from Aflac. Is that it? I don't sell boots. Ah, damn. Sorry. Wait, steal? Boots are running track.

Oh, that's actually it. What? No, that's not it. Wait, do you know who sang this? Oh. Very, very, very popular. Record-breakingly popular artist. This song was, I think, the one that broke a lot of records. Sarthbrook. I'm going to say no, but good try, buddy. Thank you. Mark, do you know? Little Nas X. Little. Little Nas X. Little Nas X.

That doesn't sound like a country singer. Yes, he is. Slap. Country singers always just use their names, don't they? Slap. That was the discourse when that song came out. I guess Beyonce is just her name, so I guess that's fair. Famous country music singer. Did you not hear her new album, It's All Country? Well, this ain't Texas. Ain't no Hold'em. Ain't no

I don't know the words, but I must have heard anything. No. Based on my track record today, do you think I know the new Beyonce track? I look, you seem to know country music. So actually you seem to not know country music, I guess, but boots are leather black. Hat is maddie black. Guts and boots is black to match.

The boots are also black. It's all matte black all the time. Oh, I was close on the last attempt. Yeah, you're so close. Okay, and cool. All right. All right. Well, that was a tough one. Wait, that was my clue. I used it. Yeah, that was your one. The boots. That was the boots clue right there. Maybe the next one's boots, too. I gotta be prepared.

Whose was that? Me. Wade's, right? Oh, boy. Mark, do you want to skip your turn and give Wade a chance to get a point? Why don't you give him the happy birthday song, man? Wait, no, that was my turn. And I know it went back and forth for a while, but I remembered you said his clue was boots. Oh, that's right. That was Mark's turn. Wade, it's your turn. I know you know this one. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Here, wait, you want a clue? You want a clue? You've been really successful at the songs that are older. Cool. So here you go. You'll be great at this one. You are my fire. The one desire. Believe when I say I want it that way. Yeah.

Who sings that, Wade? Okay, now, which boy band was it that sang this? Oh, come on, no! Come on! Backstreet Boys. Yes! Thank God. I was gonna say the other one, I would've said the other one. NSYNC. 98 Degrees. Boys 2 Men. Uh, Kids in the Neighborhood, or whatever the fuck they were called. New Kids on the Block? Kids in the Neighborhood! Oh, dang, Kids in the Neighborhood. Alright. Um...

i'm trying to think of a way to get you back in this one way that truly am no no it's fine uh let let it play out man it's fine well i think i'm gonna cut it off there when i was um here we'll do one more and whoever says it first gets five points wait it doesn't have to why does it have to i don't know wait if i performed admirably the whole time why does it have because it's not even close mark you're well then i did really

really good. He's already dead. Well, then you're giving him a chance to come back after my hour long incredible performance? Yeah. All right. All right. What if Bob asks us a trivia question? No! I did really good!

What is the... No! What is the rarest naturally occurring element on Earth? Who are you asking? Wade, I'll give you a first crack at it. What is the rarest naturally occurring element on Earth? This is the same one I also asked last time we revisited that episode.

Now you deserve to lose. It's not the battle of Hastings. No, and it's not the treaty of Airstream. Hadrian tight. God damn it. Yeah.

Mark, do you remember? Oh, yeah. God, suck. It's fucking astatine. It's astatine. God damn it. I was hoping you'd ask Mark a question. Mark, if you get it wrong, you lose all the money.

your points. Yeah, that's what I was hoping to know. I'm never gonna let Astatine go. Anyway, Mark, you got points for, uh, this is fucking awesome. Bass and stuff. So call me, I guess. Carly Rae, gyps. Going anywhere. Journey. Marry you. Feelings. Black Eyed...

Pecs. Peas. Black-eyed peas. Who am I with? Very frightening queen. Mind it. Born like Gaga. That's what Taylor says. For everything I did, did, done, did, did, done, did. By Adele.

And Ed Sheeran's body featuring a little Nas X is what I wrote for some reason. Wade, you got combined some of your points, I think, Mark. Wade, you got points for Already Not Listening, Wreck Me by Miley, Less Like You, Linkin Park, The Beat of the Tambourine, Very Real Queen, Through an Open Door, Don't, Written Silly, Katy Perry, Taylor Smuffed, Nope, Bitty Boy,

He wants it that way. Yeah, he do. Also, he know back straight. I don't know why I wrote it like that. Anyway, wait. I've got to chime in here. You gave me a point for already not listening. I'm supposed to lose a point for that. Yeah, yeah. It is a negative point. I just didn't refer to the time. Just want to make sure you had it marked correctly. No, yeah. So you started with minus one point and then you earned 13 points.

Leaving you with a total of 12. Mark, you started at zero because you're a good little boy who listens. And you earned a total of 18 points. So if my math is correct, Mark wins. Yay!

Why you sound so sad about it? I don't know why I'm so sad about it. I've been really trying to help Wade out, and he's just not. Astatine, Wade. Astatine. We got this. Astatine. If you'd have given him the win for Astatine, you know how many red flags I would have thrown? You know how many? You don't have any. You don't have any. All right. No, Mark wins fair and square. And you guys do way more song. You only like didn't know at all. Like a couple.

You basically knew all of those. Yeah, that was actually pretty impressive. So there. Boots.

Boots. I gave you boots, Wade. I tried. I tried to skew it in your favor. Anyway, congratulations. Everybody is winners for knowing lots of song lyrics. Everybody is losers for having had to listen to me sing as much as I did in today's episode. And I'm sorry, but the real winner here is Mark and he's going to give a speech about it. Um, oh, say, can you see? No, no, no, no recycling bits. Get out. All right. Well,

Didn't you do that last time? No, I don't think so. I recall you singing the national anthem for some reason. I never heard. Why are you singing the American one? Which one would I sing? The Australian one. Oi, oi, oi. The Australian one. Oi, we're Australia. Oi, oi, oi, oi. That's not a knife. Oi, oi, oi.

I commemorate this win to my complete inability to listen to music on a regular basis and somehow still remembering things. I don't know why. I know as many that I did. I spend most of my drives in complete silence, but I do know some things, and that's great.

He does. He drives in silence like a crazy person. And he doesn't let anyone talk in the car either. Wade, would you please give us your loser speech sponsored by Mug Root Beer? Today's loser speech is brought to you by Mug Root Beer. You know the feeling when you walk into work and you're having a good day and you feel like you're on top of your game and you've really just got everything ready and going your way and then you lose by a really big margin. That's when you need a Mug Root Beer.

Drink my group beer and let them know you got that dog in you. Okay. Thanks, Wade. You're welcome. Good speech.

I'm sorry. It feels like this is really hitting you hard, and I didn't mean for it to be so one-sided, but Mark just absolutely mopped the floor with you like you were a rag doll who was defenseless to even put up a fight in any way. The final score was at least close, right? No, it wasn't. Okay. It was 18 to 13, if I recall, or 12, actually. It was 18 to 12. I lost by single digit. You know what? Silver linings, buddy. You're really finding it in there. You must have that dog in

My root beer does taste very good, honestly. It kind of does sweeten the loss a little bit.

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