97 - GarandThumb Versus Texas ft. GarandThumb & Micah Mayfield
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This is like the first real stream. No, Vortex. Yeah, we did the Vortex one. That's family friendly. Yeah, that's family friendly. This is like modern day. Not family friendly. This is modern day. Don't let your kids listen to this. I was actually going to say, I hope my mom doesn't Google this. I worry every day that my children watch my videos.

- They do. - This is the one thing I would worry about. - Dude, by the way, that is the weirdest thing is my daughter and son, now that they're at school, they're like, "Oh yeah, all my friends watch you." Isn't that weird? - Yeah, we need to do more video game things. References, just to bring in the audience. - So guys, when I was playing Roblox with my bros. - You seen that new Roblox mod? - For real? - No, I don't play Roblox. - It's insane. - Pixel. - I wanted to try it, to be honest. - Clean's all about it.

Yeah, I was just talking to clean about maybe helping us with our live stream. Oh cool. Yeah, he cleans good - very yeah, mainly because he does range live stream Yeah, I was like what's your what is your wisdom nice on that gun run bags? Thank you, Betty. Can you yep? So it sounds like I spoke a question. Yeah, and Betty he's pouring my dream Yeah Yeah, look our

Our homeboy. He's a streamer actually, a buddy of mine. He does record. I'm going to just YouTube. Good at the quick zooms and all that good stuff. Crackhead energy. He's not, but he matches it. Yeah. He does good stuff. Oh yeah, we got to do our shot first. God dang it. Are we doing this on camera? Yeah, bro. So we're like, this is going. This is it. Okay, Batty, where's the cocaine at?

Dude, I don't, okay. - That's not, that's more than a shot. - Get my happy. - That's a shot.

- Yeah, thank you. - These are literal shot glasses. - I don't believe it. - What? - Fake news. - Just don't believe it. - Yeah, okay, Fox News. - CNN over here. - CNN over here. - This is very hostile right now. - It's not gonna get any better either. - There's more than a shot. I know shots.

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- Not for like just keeping your shit. - I really like your G Fuel. - Is this like- - When you bathed in it? - Yeah, that was rough. - I would buy some of your bath water. - Yeah. - Did that touch your pee hole? - Oh yeah. - What did it feel like? - Bad. I was sticky after. I was real sticky. - Sticky? - Oh, that was the wrong one. - G Fuel. - How much money of G Fuel was like on your body? - Probably...

- Only like 15, 20 bucks. - There you go. - And you got yours? - Is that like from the manufacturer? - Michael, did you steal my shot? - Micah, I'm literally handing it to you. - Oh, I thought you were cheersing. - Oh, God. - I'm trying to just. - He went like this and I was like, oh, so we're cheersing. - Oh my God. - Cheers. - I spilled some. - Cheers, everyone. - Oh yeah, we gotta open the can.

- Michael, open the can, Michael. Open the fucking can. - It's already open. - Oh my God. Double fist it right now, pound it. - Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast as always. You can like double tap myself. - I don't do that much. - Baddie Dreams and we have our two beautiful, glorious, strong, great credit score guests. We have privilege one and privilege two. - We have a grand double of course, Mikey. - I just missed the house payment.

- We just talked about credit scores before you guys got here. - What? - I don't know, 'cause we're old. - I'm 38. - Yeah, that's what I talk about. How old are you? - 18. - No. - At least old enough to drink it. What's the drinking age in Texas?

- Yeah, is it in Texas? - Well, Texas has some really weird, like, do they? - Sundays, you can't drink on Sundays. I'm 20. - You can drink, you can, and you can't buy. - You can't buy on Sundays? - No, you can't buy hard alcohol. - But you can buy a big bottle of alcohol. - I went to a barbecue place and all the taps were shut down, but I'm 27 years old. - Jesus goes to sleep on Sundays, he can't serve you alcohol. - Yeah, he closes his eyes. - Just like Chick-fil-A. - God rested that day. - Yeah, he rested, just like Chick-fil-A.

- Oh no Jesus and chicken sandwiches, like it's over. - Jesus and chicken sandwiches. - Yeah. - Chick-fil-A. - And the guys. - It's mid. - The Lord's chicken. - Yeah. - It's mid. - Yeah. - Chick-fil-A is not. - It's not that good. - What's better than Chick-fil-A? - You're gonna say like Popeye. - Yeah, you're like, oh, what a burger. - Cane's.

- I don't even know what that is. - Raising canes is not that good. - Shut the fuck up. - Bill's barbecue. Bill Murray's barbecue. - Bill Murray's is pretty good. - Is that fried chicken though? - Like Bill Murray. - Fried chicken, yeah. Yes, the Bill Murray was like, "I'm gonna start a fried chicken." - Cane is so much better than Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A is just chicken with market. - Why the fuck do we have great thumbs and mic on when we're talking about Chick-fil-A? This is what we're going into. - Yes! - 'Cause first off, you guys are wrong. Chick-fil-A is amazing. - Chick-fil-A ballistic test.

- And there we go. Is this how your ideas? - Which one stops here? - The nine millimeter mullet. - I swear to fuck he's done that before, hasn't he? - You have just Chick-fil-A chickens lined up. - He's done that? - Has he done that? - He probably has. - He's done like burgers or some shit maybe, chicken sandwiches. - Jell-O, I don't know, all of it. - Oh my God. Look, I'm so excited. - We're super pumped.

- Dude, you're drinking? - I heard you like Texas. - I fucking hate Texas, dude. - Yeah, you're so excited to be here. - He yelled at the Enterprise lady, he's like, "I fucking hate Texas." - I did not. - I did not. - I didn't say that. - I can picture that. - No, I think you actually said-- - Okay, to be clear, I spent a lot of time here training with the military, and it's hot as balls, the grass is terrible. - We turned the heat up in the house to make sure-- - I know, I feel like I just, so my taint is sweating.

the bugs are, the ants are like huge and they all bite you and you get those like welts and everything. They suck. It's like a sick. And people are like, oh, Texas is so great. I love being outside. And you're outside for like a minute and then you die. Jesus, you really hate Texas? No, dude, it's bad. It's hot. It's bad. Okay, during the summer, do you spend like more than an hour outside? Is it because of the brown people? Jesus. That natural reaction. I knew it was coming. I knew it.

That was my favorite reaction I've ever seen you're like Oh

- You look a privilege in the encyclopedia. It's that face. - I love Texas. - I don't like the weather. - What do you like about Texas? - Culture. They do a lot for the firearms community in general, for the nationwide. And that's pretty much it. Everything else kind of does suck. - First off, business tax is amazing. - It's sticky. - Also, do you collect VA disability? - Yeah.

So you get free property tax if you hit 100%. It doesn't matter how big your fucking house is. You get free property tax. There we go. That's a no-go. But like private land. It's just like there's no BLM land out here. It's like all private. Yeah, it's not that expensive. There's no BLM land out here? There's a 1,200-acre ranch for BRCC right there. It's four miles down the road. I want to like...

You can go there and do whatever you want. We got zebras. - You have a zebra? - We have a few. - There's a zonkey. - Wait, wait, wait. - Zonkey's dead. - The zonkey died? - Yeah, the zonkey died. So a zebra and a donkey can fuck and they make a zonkey. - That has to be pretty tragic actually, 'cause I don't even know the story behind the zonkey, but hearing zonkey and hearing he's dead makes me pretty sad. - Okay, first off, zebras are assholes. Just if you didn't... They are aggressive mother... They killed the zonkey.

They kill each other. Yeah, dude, they're territorials. Fuck. They do not like Zonkey and Zonkey and Donkey. They had a great relationship. They would hang out. There's a murderer out there. Yeah.

Good God. Oh my God. Is that recorded? I don't want to. I don't want to. Can we leak the footage? I don't want to go to the ranch anymore. There's a murder on the ranch. It's just zebras walking around with colors. Black and white. Like, yo, what's up, SA?

Got the wrong colors on. It's Grable! He just gets Zonkey kicked into a building. Oh god. I just picture him.

How long was Zonky alive? A while. Zonky was there for years. Was he reaching his time though? Was he old? No, Zonky wasn't that old. How come he didn't defend himself? One of the Z was old as fuck, which they killed that one too. And then they drag the corpse out and leave it away from where they do shit. They are fucking assholes. What did they shoot it with?

- I don't know, probably a nine mil, maybe a high point. - Blue songs out. - Jesus. - Zebras and their little hooves like. - And then they're walking away. - Fuck that zonkey dog. - It's like what, the plot for Madagascar 3? - The plot of Madagascar 3.

I'm so happy you guys are here. I have so many questions. We went through. I'm sorry. Oh, God. Daddy came up with these two. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. We got some good ones. We found out you're a fucking nerd and you're becoming a nerd, which I love that. Yeah, this whole set made me really excited. Dude, he walked in with a boner. Yeah. I'm going to pants real tight right now, dog.

He got short Naruto and then probably my hero academia in that order wait wait Mark no Yes, I want a day like anime - I watched Mickey Mouse Spirited away, I mean that is What is laughable is this who's the director I

Oh, oh, oh, oh, give me one second. Hold on, hold on. It's Studio Ghibli. He got the gibbles! Is that good? Yeah! Color me!

- Fucking surprised, bro. - Grand Themes of Weeb. - I also watched Attack on Titan for one season. I couldn't take it. It was too much. - First season? - Yeah, it was too much. It was stupid. - He told me to tell him the whole plot. No, he was into it. He was into it. And he goes, "Okay, just tell me what happens." Too much talking in the head. - It's all filler. - So he wanted to know what happened. - Did you hit him with the dub or the sub?

- Ah, it's all you. - You were in Japan when you watched it. - I was in Japan when I watched it. - Oh, you guys watched Dub? - You watched Dub in Japan? - That was insulting. - No, no, no, no. - No, sub, sub. - Oh, you should've watched Dub. - That doesn't sound right. - You think English is better? - You guys watch Dub? - I'm on my phone too much, bro. I can't be trying to read while I'm-- - That's fair, that's fair. - I watched Sub.

- Yeah, you're only subbing. - Okay, okay, weird. - But, but. - No, sub. 100% sub. - Attack on Titans was literally like, it was like a 15 minute, how old, like 20 minute episode? - Yeah, about 20. - It was like one minute of shit's actually happening and like 18 minutes of a character who's about to die that episode. - There's about three minutes of plot. - Who's like, my entire life. And it's just like one shot of him like zooming through the air. He's like, my entire life has led up to me attacking this Titan. And he just dies at the end. - That's, dude, 20. - It's Game of Thrones. It's the first five seasons of Game of Thrones. - No, no, Game of Thrones does like character development. I would.

I'm going to do it like this. So you guys just thrones and attack. This is how it is. So you had 22 guy. This is the, if you episode, you guys did a really good episode. You fucking crushed it. An anime episode would have been like this. He would have walked up to the fire line. You're talking would have stopped.

Everyone's talking with stop and he's like, I gotta make this shot. I have to. They flew me out this far and it is embarrassing. My family's gonna disown me. The camera's gonna flip over here. He's like, don't fuck this up. He's like, cameras in his mouth. And then once the shot goes off, you watch the bullet through the air for like three minutes. And it goes back and then it's like his mom. It's like his mom.

He's like, mama. She's like, I make the shot. And then it's like him growing up and like mentoring his kids. And then he goes back to the ball. And then it goes to him. It can be you guys like this. You're like, he's never going to do it. And then we're like. Yeah. And just try a 20 minute episode and find it's like. This is.

- He's like, "That sucked." - It's just this, he's like, "Gomenasai." And then it ends. Credits roll, we're out. - You guys just admitted that anime sucks.

I know it's all in the head. I watched Dragon Ball Z growing up. I watched 1,040 episodes of One Piece. You finished One Piece? I'm current on it. Dude, okay, calm down. Because it sucks. Actually, it was the only thing I would watch while I was working out. It was entertainment.

- Just sit there on the treadmill and be like three episodes of one piece. - Don't say working out then. - I'm not doing gym for years. - I picture this. - You wanna burn fat, you keep your heart rate at what? Like 136?

But no. Am I dumb? Yes. Don't look at me for help, bro. I haven't been to a gym in three years. Listen, we're working. We're working on it. We're getting there. Guys, you want to get jacked? Walk around the block eight times. Micah.

Okay, One Punch Man. Welcome to Unsub, bro. Half our audience is like, what's fucking anime? Everybody click this podcast like, yo, I'm gonna hear grunts. I'm talking about sick guns. That's one of the notes I took, but that's very...

That's anime, right? It is anime. It's soft core anime. No, it... Studio Ghibli is... I wish more studios did copy Studio Ghibli, but that's... That dude, fantastic. Bandit as a kid to be such a fantastic artist and now his son's pissed about it. Thank you for your service. Now his son's like getting back and doing more anime. This is a good, interesting story. Watch Berserk. I don't... Berserk.

Why not yeah, it's just really shitty soft. There's not much inner by there, but there's no inner dialogue That is just straight the whole anime It's just like back in the day when you have lime wiring or cuz I and you you download porn But it was just like a five second like anime. Yeah Yeah Do Heather I deep throat yeah, I mean everyone knew her she's back. Yeah. Oh, have you seen the cannons? Oh

On her? Oh, her breasts. Yeah. Her boobs. Yeah. I'm not a boob guy. Huh? I'm not a boob guy. What? I'm assuming an ass guy unless it's something random. He's like, I'm into feet. I'm like, oh, okay. Big toes. Just huge, massive, honker toes. I never understood. I never understood boobs. Like, big boobs. Like, I don't get it. It's like, what are you, a baby? You want, like...

Yes. I guess. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I never thought about it that deep. I've never looked at it. I just don't get asses. They shit out that thing. No, I fucking partake in that. I'm an equal opportunist, man. Yes.

- Boobs and ass and it's all great. - I walked myself into a conversation that I regret immediately. - I review big boobs. - I review mommy milkers. - Dude, big puss lips are my thing. - Abby Shapiro. - Mommy milker review.

- Good Lord. - Charlie is gonna get a tattoo. - Yeah, he is. - Yeah, he is. - I'm into curtains. Just make curtains huge ones. Right? Is that your thing too? - Make curtains? - Yeah. - Yeah, sure. - Puss flags. - Don't look at me. - What is happening, bro? - Guys, have you watched a single episode of this podcast? - No, I came in here to be surprised. - Oh my God. You guys have never watched a single episode?

I'm familiar with everyone involved, but I- I'm sorry. I'd like to formally apologize on behalf of unsubscribe. Yeah.

- Did you think we'd be like, okay, everyone sing this hymn, open up to book 18. - Well, because everybody wants to ask Garand, I'm like, hey, what's your political stance on this two-way movement happening in Baltimore? - Oh, we don't give a shit about that. - No, fuck that. I don't give a shit. - Hey, Braddy, guess who's been making knives since 1974? - Oh, is it Kershaw? - It is. Kershaw blades. These things are awesome. If you're wondering how sharp are these blades, look at this Santa hat.

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- Both of you and- - You both! Everyone and Batty. Batty, the beautiful Batty. You have one weapon for a zombie apocalypse, one weapon for war. - Ooh. - Ooh. Okay, hold up, hold up, hold up. I need more qualifiers here. - Why the fuck do you- - What? - The fucking world ended, bro. - You don't need to know what kind of zombie apocalypse. - It could be cordyceps. - The running- Yeah, cordyceps zombies. I like- - Cordyceps? Cordyceps. - Oh my boy, fucking kidding. - Well, last of us actually. - High five in front of me. - Okay. - Cordyceps. - Here you are. - Cordyceps. - AR-15. - Yes.

- 223 ammo, yeah. - It's everywhere. - I can replace my barrel. - Billions of rounds. - I don't need to rip it. - Lots of us, they were like, oh, we're out of 223 ammo. - How? - There's billions of 223. - No! - Didn't they say like 98% of the population is wiped out when that, okay, then how the, where the fuck did all the 223s go? - There is a lot of 223 in a bunker somewhere. - A lot. - Dude, people don't understand. - Where's Dick's? Dick's Sporting Goods has more 223 than ours. - You're getting on the wrong thing. The military has so much.

So much ammo stockpiled. MA-55, you have no idea. How old were you when we were in 2003 or 2005? How old was I? 17? 2003? Yeah, 17. So 2003, the Cordyceps battle happens. And now what are you doing? Because there's no internet. There's no nothing. I'm 26.

- Almost 40, your math is terrible. - That's the upper echelon of 36. - Late 30s. - Late 30s. - It's like mid 30s. - No, no. - You're late 30s, he's 38. - Yeah, you're late 30s too. - I'm old. - 35 is mid 30s, cut off is 36. - Yeah, I'm still mid 30s then. 37, I'll be late 30s.

- There you go. There you go. We're old. You just admit, you just, you're old. - Moral of the story is there's a lot of 885 out there. - But it's also 2008 when that happened. - What was the other thing? - But imagine you don't know this shit.

He knows though, no you can't say "Granthal, what is your fucking weapon choice?" So you're doing an AR-15 no matter what? Absolutely! What is with the stigma of "AK-47, end of the world gun"? I don't want an AK, I don't give a fuck about an AK. Why would I want that? What do you want?

BRN 180 or anything that's fucking a door and one one I didn't mean to say it that way. I love you brown house Gas blow back in my face and a ARS are the fucking worst platform you can oh

- What ARs are you shooting that have gas blowback? - What in the worst opinion? - Okay, I think the only AR I've ever shot that really kicked in my face was like my five inch 300 blackout when I had a can on it. - There you go, there you go. - Dude, I have so many. - It's probably 'cause you're using FN guns. - FN?

That wasn't from my vocabulary. What AR is gas where you're getting gas in your face? You shoot like 30 rounds in a single second, which I don't know in a zombie apocalypse if you'd want that. Yes, you would want to suppress it. Dude, you're wrong. An AR-15 is easily a 700-yard gun. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know. I've done combat. I've said them. I know. I know.

- Did you pull up and see the purple heart? - I'm just saying, I just. - You're welcome for my service. How'd you get hurt? - I broke my neck. - How? - Jumping. - What was it like deploying guys? - You what? - What was it like deploying? - You have an American sniper that's never deployed. - Tax pay dollars at work right here. - They're working, they're working. Okay, pistol mark 23.

- And a war also? - Wait, a Mark 23? - Yeah. - Why? - Rifle AR-15, pistol Mark 23. - Why the Mark 23? - Did you see mine? - No, you have a Mark 23? - You didn't show him? - I have a Mark 23. - I have a 1998 Mark 23 with lamb device. - That's better than your Mark 23. - Non-fire. - Mark 23. - Non-fire. - Mark 23, actually, maybe I'm overextending. That might be, I'm going to like hell. I want to murder Satan.

Mark 23? Why are you taking that to kill Satan? Because it's a fucking tank, dude. Yeah, trust me. I know. Remember, it choked up a medium. There's no mud in hell. There might be. It's a 30,000 round...

- I'll take a Glock 19. - That, if I have a rifle-- - Never been fired. - I want a pistol that can conceal, like a Glock 19. You can't conceal. - No, Glock's gonna shoot when you pull the trigger down. - This is the size of a regular size AR-15. - If I had a pistol, Mark 23, if I had a rifle, AR-15. - Oh, oh, you said we're picking exclusive topics. - One or the other. - Yeah, yeah. - No shotgun? - I would take a Breda 93R.

93 are why why not so cool? I get to choose whatever I want. Yeah, you're right. It'd be cool. My bad, though It's already in the world fucking like yeah, okay, so pistol so pistol or zombie plus Juliet. Yes The they're cool pistols. Did you see my remake? Oh, yeah, bro. That's the one school. Yeah. Do you see my pistol? Yeah Yeah, look at this

My comment to that is como estas, bitches. No one understood. Everyone's like, oh, cartel gun. I'm like, no. Romeo plus Juliet. Capulets. Jesus. What a great amateur. Oh, my God. That's a throwback. I haven't thought about that in 10 years. Remember when he throws off his coat and gets down and throws the optic on? He's like, I forgot. I've never seen it. I watched that in school. I watched it in school.

- I also watched it. Oh my God, you're right. Holy shit. - You would be expelled for showing another kid that movie at school nowadays. - I watched that at school. - Yeah, I forget that. You just unlocked a core memory right there. Holy shit, I forgot I watched that in high school. You in high school, probably you were in kindergarten. - I wasn't born playing with Lego. - Hold on, rewind. How old are you, Micah? - You never answered. - I did, I said 27. - Oh, did you? - Yeah. - You didn't answer the question. - No, he answered it. - Is that how old are you? - 33.

- Yeah, it's a 555. - Yeah, so mid-thirties.

No. I mean, technically he's right. Mid thirties. No, 34, 35 is mid thirties. It's 34, 35. Oh, once you're past 35, you're just fucking old. I'm old. I'm not in this fight. I'm fucking just old. I've always been the old one in the group. No matter what group I hang out with, I'm like, hello, it's the Asian genetics.

How Asian are you, though? I don't know. A good chunk in Indian. Native American. I have a very big chunk of Native American. DNA test. Yeah. The Mormon one or. No, not yet. Yeah. Wait. Oh, do you not know this? What? Yeah. Like genealogy dot com. It's like like Mormon run. Oh, OK. Yeah. No. Is it? Yeah. They're going to steal like your information. You're going to go to Mormon heaven after that. Dope. No.

- Oh, I get a planet? - Ancestry, is that one okay? - No, that's good. - Ancestry is Mormon run, yeah. - What? - Fuck! - Which one isn't? - All of them. - John Smith got me? - Joseph. - Joseph Smith got me? - So I was Pokemon. - World most John. - John Smith. - To be clear, Joseph Smith. - I think I just got kicked out. - No, no, you're good. You're going to Mormon heaven. That covers like a base. - Dude, you get a planet. - I thought it was more like Merman. - Merman. - Mormon. - Merman? - Merman? - Jason Momoa?

Jason Momoa. Moana. That's a great show. I don't even know what this is. What?

More is great. I like right now. I love that show dude like the rock killed it dude There's some good songs The way away Fox dude, I got you song goes hard as fuck crab

Oh, the crap song. Yeah, that thing goes hard as fuck too. All of them do. There's not a single bad song. I got you. I got you. God, my son does not. What does he watch? The same thing over and over because he's autistic. Fucking Cars. I've seen Cars every night. Imagine this. Imagine watching Cars a thousand times, but never getting to the finish line. Hey, wait, wait. Here's a question. Here's a question then. What? Can you quote like the first full minute of that movie, how it starts? Can you do all the lines?

I bet you did. Oh my God, I hate I closed my eyes. I hate I closed my eyes. I was like, I am. He entered the world. I know. Now I can't tell you the last 20 minutes because Ryder's like, start it over. And I'm like, just let me finish the goddamn. He's like,

If you turn hard enough left you're gonna find yourself going right Right to go left I don't know and then he likes number I'm just gonna say there's there's way too much cars rule 34 in the world

Mostly involving Mater. Did I show you? A lot involving Mater. Why is it Mater? Yeah, why is it Mater? Yeah. Because he's fucking creepy when you think about it. He's a corpse collector. Did you see the one where they found the car and the guy put it on his toe and it looked like he was sucking his toe and like looking up at him? No. That was a good one. That was a good one. I have that one saved. You have that one saved. Yeah, I have that one saved. Fluck! You're going to put it up on screen and I'm going to actually send this to you. I sent them to my wife because it traumatizes her. Poor Ash. I'm going to send this to you, Fluck.

- Oh God, that's real. Oh, that's way worse than I thought it was gonna be. - That's real. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm sending it to you right now. It's great. - Fuck! - I'm here for you. - I'm just saying it to you with no context. - I know. - Oh, I am. - Just gonna text our editor. - Look at him, he's like looking up at your- - No, it's nice. He must have taken a lighter and really melted that lip out. - How'd he do that lip?

I have questions. I want to know where to buy this. Sometimes I have questions I don't want answers to, but sometimes you still need to get those answers. There's things that you're like, I'm not going to be happy about where this goes, but I'm here. I still have this fucking 5.56. How are we going to go? 7.65x39 has to be more plentiful.

7.62 by 39. There's so many. No, I mean, maybe it depends on the part of the world you're in. That's what I mean, though. Wait, wait, wait. And when you deployed, you were like, man, I really love my M4. This thing's fucking working great in this sand environment. I didn't deploy, but yeah. Whoa, Jesus Christ, bro. Stop, rewind, play that back in slow motion. Boom! It got in my mouth, bro.

- Dude, I had to wipe it off. - Who lost that? - That was a money shot. - I don't usually drink. What have you done to me? - That was one and a half white. - You ate. - How much alcohol does it take? - This has to be the second time this year that you've drank. - You ready for a halfie? - No, not even shot. I can't even remember. - No, no, no. I've got a film tomorrow. - Dude, what the? - I'm drinking a White Claw. Can you leave me alone? It's 5% alcohol. - What are you gonna?

This guy's getting a DUI walking to the bedroom. Okay, my turn. I don't know what to tell you. What?

- What the fuck? - Just spitting on my camera. - That's what he thinks of his cameraman. - It's pretty standard. Usually when I don't get the shot, Mike's like, "What the?" - Mike, you get that shot, was it a 120? - 60 frames per second, my ass. - A beer in 180 though?

That's weird. It works, does it not work? No, it does. My only question. Parts. Parts. That's why I said AR-15. New barrels, new bolts, new carriers. Hot swappable. BRN? Come on. Well, as I told Brandon, naturally... As I told Brandon! If I get to that position, I'm going to just take Brandon's 249. And as Brandon says, he's like...

Okay. Yeah, you can do that. He was like, shake on it. We'll be friends. I was like, okay, deal. We're friends. Are you assuming he's dead? I was going to take it from him.

- What if it's like episode three of The Last of Us? You show up to take it from him, but you ended up getting married. - That's hope. - I walk in, Brandon's in a hole and I'm like, I'll be right back. I get my ladder and I'm walking back. - You show up in a dress. - No, 'cause Brandon has long hair and he's like, you're like talking to me, he's like.

I just got a skit. Oh my god. If I walk up Brandon's in a hole and he's like, what's up? And I'm like, we were back. I walk back and I walk back in a dress. I'm like, hey, do that entire episode. Like you get stuck in a hole. He's like, who's down there? You're like, I was just trying to go with the group. Please don't kill me. And he's like, I got hot water. You're like, oh my God, a shower. I love showers. I have an AK factory. Hey, I cooked you some elk.

You want to play the piano? What was crazy about that episode was like that entire thing happened, but those characters ended up just being kind of nothing.

No, they're in the game. It's they don't, they barely touch it in the game. It's like, Hey, this is what they do. This is fucking really smart. And then I think, as I said last time, it was, I think it was the develop. Uh, it was a episode to show the downfall of man. Yeah. Because they didn't have anything in between that, that time period. It's like, Hey, this is what actually happened. Yeah. Your actual individual went through. So this is, Hey, let's show a, a,

It segmented story of what your average person went through during this 20 years of a... Yeah, but they had like a fortress. I wouldn't say they were an average people. No, God, they lived... They lived like kings. Yeah, no. But they also showed like the...

that just got straight murdered from that because he was like, I'm going to hide in the bunker. Oh, that's right. They took out the other families and they just got straight. Okay, so this guy like seems to know guns and everything and then the raiders come and he just stands out in the middle of the street. Now, this is what me and Batty talked about this so that. No, no, no.

2003 is when it happened. When was your fire art training, your YouTube videos, anything like that for how to do survival training happen? You didn't have the age of information. There's no Travis Haley, so there was no tactical shooting. You didn't have grand thumbs to watch. No, I wasn't. It was Travis Haley and Chris Costa. Magpul Dinance. In what year? 2008, was it? See, and that's 2008. That's what's crazy. You're going. Teacupping was

That's the way that you're going back before that. So what happened to Travis Haley and Chris Costa during The Last of Us? They either got married or... You have two options in how this plays out in my head. This clip right here is going to come back to haunt me. I didn't already tell. Oh.

Hey Travis. He puts the ladder down. I'm gonna get a text from Travis over this exact moment. Right here. Oh fuck. There's just a ladder going down. Come on up. Tell me about the- He's like, I'm gonna stay in the hole! I'll show you my Haley system. Oh god. Oh god.

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Drinking more I just can't it's a coping mechanism. I don't know what to do

I'm just going to keep drinking. He's very out of his element right now. I just want to let you know that. I'm just going to drink, dude. I went to the airport. I spent so much time on the ranch. I went to the airport. I'm like, where are all these people going? There's just people everywhere. I'm used to being alone now. I think I've broken myself. How did you think this podcast was going to go? Both of you individually. I had no idea. I actually...

like every other podcast we've done. Like, hey guys, so guns, drills, shooting, how it happens. And then you have some brown people jokes. - And privilege over here. We have Dakota and Dakota. My name's Joe. That's just the whitest of people. - I got nothing. I got no defense. And we have two gingers here too. I didn't even think about that. - The most. - There's only two people who are technically.

Two souls. Two people? Have you ever thought about getting rid of the beard and going with just one? They don't have souls? No. That is a good point. We'll just have this conversation. Never going back. Okay. What do you look like without a beard? Oh God, don't tell me.

- Do you have a picture? - Sorry. - Yeah, do you have a picture? Let me see. - Oh, Batty has a, fuck, no, this is army Batty where you're like a jacked. - I even got out of the army and then I grew a beard. I haven't shaved since. - But this is jacked Batty with like the strongest jaw. - I have a great jaw. - Were you jacked in the army? - Yeah. - I wasn't jacked, but I was in good shape until I had a stroke. Then I was not in good shape. - Did you have a stroke? - Minor stroke, yeah. - Oh my God. - It wasn't a real stroke, but like.

He went blind. Was it a stroke or was it? It was not, but it's easy. I had an ocular vestibular attack. I basically disconnected my brain from my inner ear, so I went blind. I couldn't walk or move. Holy shit. I was just in a hospital bed vomiting everywhere. This happened in the army? The month I ETSed. Not service related. Military. They're like, uh-uh, we didn't...

- Shoo! - Hey, look at that. - You still got these? - Yeah, well, most of it's covered down here, but I have that one up the Tribal still. - That was very early 2K. - Early 2K tattoos. - I mean, I was 17 when I got it. - That was metal as fuck, dude. - What was the recovery off that? - I had a cane for a while. - Two weeks with a wrap lotion. - The Tribal tattoo. - Oh, the heart attack, sorry.

- I've been walking with a cane for a while and I still just kind of wobble and fall over every now and then. - I thought you were talking about raising canes for a second. - No! - I still have a cane! - Oh my God. - I'm sorry, I just want a raising cane. - No, man! - My girl wasted over here. - You're like, "What if we got raising canes, guys? Give me that cane sauce." - I can't handle alcohol, dude. - Michael, you haven't even finished your first white wine. - I took a shot. - I took a shot!

It's hard alcohol. It's hard alcohol. It's hard. It's really hard. It's so hard. It's so hard. Holy shit. Oh, Lord. Oh, this is fucking comedy gold. Y'all the best. Okay, ready for question two? There's another one. Oh, my God. Oh, I got a backlog on this one. Oh, fuck. Okay. Oh, fuck.

- I can start with how you guys met, but I will skip that one. - Let's go to a funny story. - Okay, then let's go with that one. And then I'll go to question two, three. - You get to tell it. - The real story? - Was it Tinder? - Sorry, Grindr? - Yeah, tell the real story. - All right, long story short, I knew this guy I didn't like very much. And I knew Mike was coming out to one of his classes and I was like, "Hey buddy, I like you. "Let me come to your shooting class." And then I came to the shooting class and I met Mike. - What did I say to you when you met me?

I went up to Mike, I was like, "Hey, I'm a videographer, "and I live in the area. "I know you just moved from Spokane." He's like, "Oh, yeah, okay, cool, bud. "Cool, bud." - Oh, you got, oh yeah, that's one of the-- - He goes, "I need a videographer, yeah, yeah. "Hit me up on Instagram." Hit him up on Instagram. Three days goes by, every day I'm checking for the scene. - Oh, yeah, just waiting. - Just wait, and then finally I'm like,

- Motherfucker lied to me. - And so I unsent both messages. - You unsent them! - I unsent them! - Hold on, when he came up to me, there was like a line of people, and they're coming through and they're taking my photo, so he comes up-- - At what stage of Grantham are we at right now? - We're at like 260? - Yeah, 260-ish. - Okay, okay. - We're just getting going, really. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're still reviewing with the black backdrop. - To put it like real, it was the trench,

- Yeah. - Was the first video. - Was the first one, so whatever that was. - That he filmed. - Yeah. - So, yeah, I mean, it was just growing and everything. And, you know, it was a big line of people that were taking photos with me. And so he came up and he took a photo and as soon as he finished the photo, he's like, "Hey, so I'm a videographer, you know?" - Oh, you took the photo first? - I didn't really like care about the photo. - He cared about the photo. - Do you still have the photo? - I did care about the photo. - Do you have the photo right now? - I have the photo. - No, no, no. - I have the photo. - I just, yeah.

- Yeah. - You know, you just get a lot of people like- - It's actually the first photo on my phone. - Oh yeah, I know. - And so I wasn't sure if it was a, and then we ended up getting a videographer for a little bit and then that one fell through after a couple of weeks. So then we ended up hiring him anyhow. So then- - There we are. - The rest is history. - Look at babies, all of us. - Oh my God, that's the photo. - Look how cute that is. - That's the photo. - He's got the photo. Send that to me. - I will. - He's got the photo. See, it does matter to him. - Fuck it, I'm gonna- - So anyway- - He's not.

- He didn't hit me up. He didn't hit me up, but the buddy that- - It's less than 5%. - The buddy that- - There's heroin in this. - It says five. It's like four and I rounded up. - It's pure fentanyl. - People are dying from that shit. - Yeah. - Yeah. And White Claw's dangerous. - Yeah, White Claw. - But to be clear, circling back, he hit me up. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - True. - Our mutual friend. - Bottom fiend. - Yeah. - Did you go like this scene?

- He was actually the backup camera guy. - I was the backup. - And then the primary camera guy we had coming that day slept in. So he just showed up and it was just him. And I was just like, fuck, I don't know if this is gonna work. - I gotta go with the ginger. - I fucked this shit. - Yeah, then you fucking. - Yeah. - Dude, Micah fucking. - I've gotten a lot better. - You are still super talented. You are fucking talented now. - You were really good when you started. - What happened to the original camera man?

- There was no real original. - 'Cause I've had a couple of cameramen. So like, if we go to the very beginning, like I was just filming myself with the tripod. And then I had a guy, you know Mitchell Fife. - Yes, he was a cool guy. - Yeah, Fife was a survival guy with me. - Yeah, awesome guy. - Yeah, awesome, fair try. Now he works with Drew Essel at Bear Solutions. He does Bear Survival. So he was a survival guy for a while. - Wait, he's actually, is he doing the videos over there? - Yeah, yeah. - Those are great videos. - Yeah, they're great. He's doing an awesome job.

But anyhow, so he was my camera guy for a little bit. So he came in after me. I'm going to remind him right now. He was my new troop when he came in. So he's a new bitch. Okay. But he came in. He was a big gun guy. So he started filming for me. And then once I moved over to TACP and left Spokane is when I was absent a camera guy. So then we had a guy for a couple of weeks and then it was Micah. So it's been- Qua, then Micah. Yeah, yeah, Qua. Qua for a couple of videos, but then he's got like an actual job. Oh.

- Oh. - And I was just a shitty mechanic. - Ooh, yeah, yeah. - He actually got me fired. - You were an angry mechanic. - Oh, he did get you fired. - He got me fired. - Good. - He got fired because of me. - I was surrounded by drunk old men all day and I had anger issues when I was a mechanic. - You threw a wrench through a wall. - I was throwing wrenches through walls. - He's angry. - And then finally I kept showing my boss, like look at this Grantham video. And I would even like, I forced him to fire me. I was like, I'm making money on this.

I wasn't. You want to see Mike's dick? No. He'd be like, hey, man. You know, like, I have an exposure, bro. We had, like, deals and we worked it out. Anyway. I'll pay you in clout. My boss was like,

You're fired. Didn't he say, I want you to pursue your dreams? Yeah. To this day, he takes credit. I go back for oil changes because I actually like him. Shout out, Kyle. And he goes, hey, man, remember that time I fired you? Best decision I ever made. You fucking sucked at your job. I got you where you're at, right? And I'm like, yeah, you did, bro. At the time he got fired, though, we weren't quite ready to hire him on full time. So I was like,

- Oh, shit. - We just got a kid fired. - Yeah, dude. - I hope he can pay his rent. - So Mike actually worked at B.E. Meyer Show a little bit. - I did. - Yeah, he worked at B.E. Meyer Show. - I just got them all. - Did you? - Yeah. - They're great. - Super sick. - They're awesome. - Awesome, awesome. - So Mike worked at B.E. Meyer Show a little bit and then- - Six or eight months? - Yeah, and then we were- - And I fired you too. - No, no, we were ready at that point to hire him on. So we pretty much filmed the video. We're editing it and Mike was like, "We'll just do this for you full time."

- Literally he was in my room. - You were in his room? - Well, the editing room. - Oh yeah, I thought it was like your bedroom with a computer on the bed. - No, no, no. - He was in his mom's house. - Quiet down! - Mom, shut the fuck up! - That is how Micah edits. - Literally, well, I have a really bad hunch, but yes. - You're a ginger, we all do. - But like wives aren't even aware of a word. We're just in there editing this one thing and all of a sudden I'm like, what if you just hired me right now? He goes, right now? He looks at me word for word, he just goes,

"Is this a let's go moment?" And I looked at him and I go, "This is a let's go moment." And he goes, "It just slaps the..." And we shook it and we're like, "Okay, by the way, wives." - I love it. - I just hired Micah full time. - I just hired Micah full time. - And my wife was like, "How much are we paying him?" And I was like, "Not this much." And she was like, 'cause she handled the finances, she was like, and then of course Grace was like, "What are your benefits Micah?" And Micah's like, "I don't know." - But we shook on it, so it sits there. - And the wives are just like,

- So what's for dinner? - It works. - I like the benefits. Did you have benefits yet? - I think they offered me benefits. - You think? - No, they didn't. - I don't remember. My wife didn't offer me benefits. - Did you offer them to them? - You don't handle that dinner. - We gave you benefits. - Right away? - Yeah. - They gave me benefits. - That's a job. That's good. - This is what you did to your wife. It's like, he's young and healthy, I think. We'll say we have benefits for him and we'll just move on. - I'm like,

- Don't go to the doctor. You have to use this hospital, it's a forest. - It's just like the doctor is like, my name is Miguel. - Hey, my name is. - So I took a med class, I got this. - Yeah, he gives you like fentanyl. - Yeah, you just give him an IV, his arm is dislocated and backwards. You're like, there you go. - It worked out. - It's a Grantham story. - It worked out. - Dude, it's fucking dope. - That's where we're at today, yeah. - When are you gonna fire him? - Probably today. - When someone better comes along.

Yeah. Yeah. True. Probably like Eli or something like that. Be like breaking up the Beatles, man. Can't do it. You can't break up the Beatles. No, I would never replace. You are talented as fuck. And I will, you both, everyone always wants to believe they're like, I think I could do better on my own. No, no, you're breaking up the Beatles. Yeah. The Beatles were never as good apart as they were together until you killed one. Jesus Christ. He's got a point. I,

- Backstreet Boys got a big deal now. - Backstreet Boys. - What? - Backstreet Boys. - What? - NSYNC? - Yeah. - No, NSYNC, yeah. - Remember that one band that was like the joke band on MTV together with like, do you remember them? - Oh fuck. - Yeah, and it was like a fake boy band. - This is an old person. - Yeah, yeah. - They're good.

- Am I the only one who watched MTV? I wanted to be on a huge one of you. - No, you were my eight. - I wasn't loud. - Yeah, so. - We'll show you the other side, but I wanted to be cool. You were watching Nickelodeon. - I had to mute the music on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. So when my parents went out to mow the lawn, I would unmute it and it'd be like all the ska music playing, yeah. - Wait, hold the fuck up. Wait, wait, rewind. Why? - Superman? - I grew up in a household, my dad was a pastor,

- By the way, I love his dad. - Nicest guy on the planet. But any music that wasn't Christian music is devil music. - It was like VeggieTales or nothing. - There was no in between. - VeggieTales! - Yeah. - Watch this guys, you ready for this? - Well, you'll know it. - But my God, he blightstones. - Batty will know, I wanna see if you know it. You never served, right? - No. - Okay, hold on. ♪ Our God is an awesome God ♪ ♪ He reigns ♪

- Basic training? - Yes, yes, bro. Basic training, that's where you ran to, you're like, "Okay, church." Literally, in our basic training, it was like,

You want to send the fucking bags with the dress arts or you want to go to church? He's like, "I'm going to church." That is true. Your options on Sunday were pretty fucking limited. It was suck or church. I guess I'll go to church. Did you have to do that? Go to church? I don't know. Your Air Force fucking basic. Air Force is pretty chill. What do you mean have to? Yeah. You anti-God? Yes. Have to? Whoa. Jesus. I just don't. I'm fucking Eli.

Yeah, no, no. Have you seen this? I'm a train wreck. I'm a train wreck.

I'm a train wrecker right here. So what I do, they're like, you want to do this? You want to work and mop the floor, go to church. I'm like, fucking Jesus, bro. Let's do this thing. And then I'd hear that song. And then when they're like in heaven, earth, he rents. And you say that and you go about the service.

I remember this! It's a car memory! - Imagine listening to that your whole life and then hearing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 soundtrack and you're like, oh, oh, oh! - Wait, wait, three? - Two, one, and three. I played all of them. - Okay. - But, yeah. - I'm gonna slap you. - You have questions. - Real Big Fing, Goldfinger, Streetlight Manifesto. - Oh, I love Streetlight! - I let this all flow. - Dylan Carlin? - Yeah. - It doesn't bother me, I'm just letting it go. - No, you're looking at me, you're like, where do these questions go? - Dead Kennedys?

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- I just grew up on, like when I think of games I grew up on, it was GoldenEye. - Hell yeah, N64, let's go. - Yeah, yeah. - You were, did you, in Oddjob, did you race to get Oddjob? - That was past your time. You can't play it. - No, I played it. - You're too young. - Oddjob was banned though. - You're too young. - No one was allowed to play Oddjob. - Yeah, 'cause he's fucking short. - If you played as Jaws, you were like a god. 'Cause it was like, you're so huge that like you're a big target. - You're a giant hitbot. - Yeah. - Yeah. - If you could win as that, you were a fucking god. - Yeah, they were like, oh man, you won as Jaws?

What was the blue cartridge? Was that World's Not Enough? That's the other one, but it was the second one. It was the one with the big snow level. Fuck. Was that World's Not Enough? Yeah. I never played that one. I only played Goldeneye.

That one was good. I'd say my childhood game, though, was Medal of Honor PS1. That's a good one. And European Assault also as well. I got Metal. I literally unlocked Metal. I beat it all on the hardest difficulty for that PS1. European Assault or the first one? Medal of Honor. Metal Soldier 1. Yeah, the OG one. That was a good game. The sound design. Do the Nazi camp. Yeah, dude.

- It was so good, it was so good. - Oh my God. - Eli! - It was literally, that song is a core memory. - Is it still working? - I remember, I played it for you remember. - At a certain level, there was a nude painting in one of the Nazi levels. - You sure about that? - And my parents would leave the room and I'd be like.

- Looking at the painting like, why do I want to keep looking at this? I don't know why, but I want to keep looking at this painting. - Ready for this? Micah, 100% turn the Jesus photo around when he J-O'd. - He was like, Jesus, sorry, turned it around, pulled his pants down. - Die of the ankles. - Die of the ankles. - Yeah, you're kidding. - To be clear, it was iCarly. - I thought you were gonna say-- - Fucking crap.

- I thought you were gonna say eye contact for a second. I was like, you stared at Jesus? - Yeah, Sam, the blonde girl. - Sam, not- - She was the hottest one. - Yeah, yeah. - She was the hottest one, not iCarly. - I never wanted to admit it though, 'cause she was like the goofy one. - No, she was way hotter. - Way hotter. - I hate that Nathan Kress, iCarly.

You know, the blonde kid? The brown hair kid. That's too much. I worked with him on fucking Rocket Jump. Oh, really? Yeah, the other main, the main dude from iCarly. I worked with him. He's a really good dude. Oh, the guy. Yeah. Like the guy. Yeah. Nathan is a good fucking guy. Wow. Crazy. You J-O'd to her though. That's awesome. Honestly, Nathan was probably on the screen then. Just saying.

Wow. Okay. Welcome to unsub. Here we go. I thought you would have done a little. No, no. The smallest amount. You're like, I just like you were like, they're going to ask this gun question is going to be lame. Oh, no, I knew it. I knew it'd probably be crazy, but just brown people. Am I right? Wasn't ready. Again, this is why I saw this side of the table. This is what I put you guys closer to Eli. What was the second question?

Oh, yeah. The third question. I don't know these questions. The second question. The third question. What was the second question? You literally went over the second question when you switched it. No, that was the second question. Yeah, you switched it. Who was the original? Thank you for. What was the original question? Okay, the original question, which will now be question three is everyone has their corks. What is your least favorite cork about each other working together? Ooh.

- What do you hate about Micah? - Good question. - I got it. - I know what he, I, we, okay, two people, we know each other way too well. We may work together, but I'd say we became best friends before we actually became business friends. So go ahead, I know what it is. - Is it a danger? - If Micah has to walk more than 150 meters. - No.

- More than 150 meters. He goes like this, he just puts his camera and he goes, "How far are we walking?" - Side by side. Like, it's crucial filming time. - I love it. - No, I thought you were gonna say it's the filming RBF.

- Oh, wrestling bitch face? - Yeah. - No, no, no. - I like it. - Like sometimes you look for me for reaction and this is me. - No, I like it. I like that. My engineer, okay, hold on, rewind. My engineer, Christian, they grew up together, best friends. Blame him in videos. - We look the same too. - Yeah, they look exactly, they're the same person. Except Christian's like a-- - He's the one in that photo where we took the picture together. - Oh, with the side by side? - Yeah, yeah. But Christian is like accomplished. - Yeah. - Yeah, he's like an engineer. - He's smart. - He's an engineer. - He's smart. - But Christian can film too. So when Christian films, he's like,

- Michael cracked a joke and Christian's like. - Yeah, it's so distracting. - But Mike is just like.

- 'Cause I'm just tired of it. - I like it, yeah. I like it. - What's my quirky hidden? - Communication. - My boy is like straight, this first. - Communication, the can down. - It's like, you'll be like, Mike, like, hey, I'm gonna ask you three questions in one body of text. And I kind of want an answer for each. - Yes. - Yes. - His response will be like,

- Good to go. And it's like, I asked you three questions. One of them is for sure gonna be like a no or a yes, good to go. Or like, sounds good boss. And so people who don't know Mike,

who Mike likes these people, they'll text him and be like, I think I pissed Mike off. I think he's mad at me. - I'm a short texter. - And I'm like, no, no, no, no. It's just Mike. It is what it is. - I go, yes, okay. Sounds good, boss. - Sounds good, boss. - When you called one of the first times we talked on the phone, you were like, I'm not big on talking phones. Like, thank fucking God. It's straight to the point of like, oh, this is nice. And texts are just like straight to the point. It's analytical and I don't give a fuck past that. - I had to change my number once.

because I was getting so many texts a day from like- - Isn't it stressful? - No, it's not stressful. It's just like, I have to ignore people and then it's terrible because like, but it's- - I like ignoring people.

No, it makes me feel bad because then people are like, oh, you're ignoring me. I'm like, no, I'm getting like literally like 800 texts a day and I just can't keep up. And it's like, everyone's like, do you not like me and want to work in that company? I'm like, no, I would love to, but like, I've got like. I'm one dude. It's kind of a lack of awareness though. You have to realize how many people are trying to get a hold of a personality. Yeah. It better be kind of. We've talked about that a few times because when you're working content creating, the content creation, like opening up your DMs is like. Oh my God.

- Oh my God. - That's why I, we praise this. - I want to respond to everyone. - I would love to. - I would love to. - The moment you do, you now, you have now given a line of communication to somebody. - It's one more door. It's another fucking door. - That will not stop. - They have to understand like my requests, Mike has seen them like thousands a day. Like I just, I can't keep up and I'd love to. So people like send me a message like,

It's just there's two. I love your stuff like why don't you respond? I was just saying nice stuff because as soon as you say hey, man Thanks, they're like dude cool now and now they expect the conversation, and I'm sorry I don't have time to hold conversation with love hundred people a day I'd love to talk to people by air 15s like all day because I genuinely do love this shit like I'm Autistic about it like literally like I'm a fucking obsessed about this shit, but like I just I don't have enough I

time or energy during the day because like I've got a family and I've also got to make a living. - You have a business to run. - I have a business so I need to take care of obviously my family first, then I need to take care of all my business people, Micah and his wife and everybody who works under me and putting out good content and everything. So it's like,

Sometimes I feel like an asshole, but I'm like, "Hey, I've answered this question in a video." I feel like an asshole because I would love to answer them personally, but I'm like, "Hey, what?" - You can't. You can't. You can't even click accept on the message request. - What do you think about the scar? I'm like, "Here's my video about it. I'm sorry. I wish I could." But I feel bad. I would love to answer everybody. - It's a baddie. You retweeted a tweet about that, and then that one was, I stick to is the idea. It's like, "Hey man, we would love to talk to each individual, like each one of you, but

Most individuals on your baseline gets maybe 10 individuals texting a day.

On your average person, probably like five to 10 people will text you a new. Now imagine getting text messages, a hundred different individuals texting you business questions that will, that you're, you're not. Yeah. And that's just text phone, not DMS, like not even Twitter, not your Instagram. Now Twitch, not YouTube, not. Why can't you make time? Well, okay. So if he fails, he fails, he fails. It's not one person you're found.

If you fail on a test or on a construction, whatever it is, usually it's only you and your family. This is you, your family, everyone else's family that you employ. Yeah. And down. And then all the, the individuals that support us and make this possible. You're just, you're like fucked. So that is why it's like, you get so stressed out. I think you're feeling it now because you're starting to get like a shit ton of message requests at this point. I mean, I'm, I'm like,

There's like a Grantham be not Grantham see not Grantham D. Not Grantham F not grant like 60,000 followers. That's a lot of fun It's more than me. It's a lot I'm still just like I try I do like skim what yeah, we're saying but I'm like and I want to grab notifications literally I turn that bitch off Me the fuck out. Oh my god. We're about that - oh

Did you notice that at the cemetery? I don't play RuneScape. Yeah. How do you not play RuneScape?

- Oh, me and Micah are gonna be like, dude. - I hate RuneScape. - I play RuneScape so much. - I still play Half-Life Deathmatch. I am in the gamers. - I told that to my stream. - Still? - They wanna see you do a Half-Life Deathmatch. - Dude, am I a monster on Half-Life? - Yes, it's disgusting. - I'm a monster. - It's disgusting. - We're doing an actual video all together where he's shooting Half-Life guns. I'm doing the VFX, Micah is filming it. So it's gonna be really entertaining.

I want to do this. Did we just make it out of the garden? Once our product comes out. That's all we're going to say on that that I don't even know. Hey, buddy. Wait, wait. To quote a really famous man. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. And when the product comes out, we do it. And if we don't do it, let's do it. Let's do it.

- Okay, what is the big, what is your favorite piece of content you've worked on together at this point? - Don't say 22 Man either. - We are gonna talk about that 'cause that fucking, I will. - We'll get to 22 Man. - Oh, it's so cold. - We'll exclude 22 Man. - We'll exclude 22 Man. - But the answer is 22 Man. - Well, yeah, I know we know it's that now, but it's different. That is so different than normal. - What's your favorite? - Are you gonna drink this?

- This one right here? - Yeah. - Have you drank both your white cloths? - Oh, thanks dude. - Why are you on, ready? - Wait, let me finish this thing. Are you fucking, you want nipple for that? - Am I being judged? I'm feeling tipsy as fuck. - Really? Wait, bro. - I had a shot.

- I had a shot. - It was a big shot. You guys didn't see it, but it was a regular. - It's a pretty normal shot. - This is called a standard. - The standard unit of measurement. - We used to use. - This is the first time we use shot glasses here. - Literally, we usually. - We only get cups and just one. - And I guesstimate shots. And I guesstimate wrong. - What was the question? - What was your favorite content we worked on together?

- That's right. - You wanna do a halfie? - Excluding 22 man. - Halfie? - You can't say 22 man. - Not our favorite video, but like the favorite thing we worked on together. - Sure. - Okay. - Doesn't matter. - There's an unreleased 20, there's an unreleased World War I short film. - I know, I love that one. - You wanna do a little? - No, I'm gonna do vodka. - You did a halfie. - Yeah, a halfie's fine.

We'll do less than a happy. It's clear. It's like water. Oh, perfect. I'm doing a little happy for you and a little happy. Oh, dude, these are babies. These are fucking. They don't even count. No, no, no. These don't even. No, that's the smallest one. I will get the worst hangover. I am such a lightweight. That's why you drink water and Gatorade. And I have both of those here at this house in mass quantities. That's baby. I'm going to scroll through. Ready? Oh, we're doing it. That's yours.

- Fucking hell, I hate that. - What is your-- - Ooh, that one might be-- - What one? - A lot of the reason that I have to say it is the behind the scenes talking to Christian Craighead was one of the most exhilarating-- - His superhero name.

So putting it in squad is what the audience got to see. Yeah. Yeah. Different. So let's see. Okay. If we can talk about that without going into too much. Christian Craighead is one of the most...

- Amazing humans you will ever meet. - And that's where it comes from. - Dude, did he talk about his dishka kill? - We do, no, no, we didn't talk about the dishka kill. - We didn't talk about dishka kill. - But we talked about everything. - Dude, I know all his stories. I just, my favorite moment when we, I have two stories with him. Like in talking where you look.

Okay, we'll do these real quick because they take three seconds. Christian Craighead, we have the Richard Ryan story and then the Dishka kill. We were talking about like, he was like, oh yeah, fucking blah, blah, blah, blah. He's like, yeah, my Dishka kill. And I was like, wait, hold the fuck on. You have a Dishka kill? And he's like, yeah. What?

He's a wonderful guy. Why do you have a dish? I'm trying to find a wife for him here in America. Dude, is he not like one of the greatest humans ever? Dude, he is a 10 out of fucking 10. He's James Bond. Literally. Oh my Lord. He could just go to church. Find a church girl. What is this? My tongue is like numb from it. That's big alcohol. I don't know this one. It's just whiskey. Yeah, it's whiskey. Such a lightweight. You don't like whiskey. I don't. You don't.

Dude, he's met the queen. He's met like all his stories. You're just like, what the fuck? He's incredible. Literal legend. Such a good dude. Worst driver...

Christian if you're watching you the fucking worst driver and he's going to laugh at this because we gave him me and Matt gave him so much shit because I was like you drive like an old white lady because he's like this on the wheel just like white knuckle. He's going the wrong way. Yeah, he's like I'm a good driver. I was like what no you're fucking wretched at this. I can drive. I can bet he can't back up as you anything. We're just making fun of him. He got to his boy James. I can't back up.

- I'll tell after, 'cause it's so good. - Good lord. - All right, favorite content. - Favorite content. - Getting shot at. - That was, yeah. - The, what does it sound like to get shot at? Because there was literal moments why we filmed it to the point to where there's like, okay, you're not gonna get shot. You're super not gonna get shot. You're so safe. And then there's like the, all right, we're gonna go further than that.

This is pucker factor. We're so far down this fucking berm and still, no matter how much earth is between me and like 4 billion foot pounds of dirt, everyone filming that was like dodging and like, it feels like there's a bullet going. I sat on the pizza and a sniper fucking thing holding targets for so long. Dude, that's crazy. I've never experienced that. No, I'm not kidding.

- That was a fun video. That was a hell of a fun video. - It's something you never really get to experience. - It's funny you say that because all the vets in the comments were like, "Crazy video, crazy." - Bro, when you got that first reaction of like, you heard the crack, I was like, "Oh, fucking nuts, I know that sound."

- The 30-06 was disgusting though. - It was a 308. Remember the grand? - Oh, 308 grand. - Yeah, it was a 308 grand. Never got really confused by that. That was our bad. That was a fun video. - Good God, yeah. - You know one of my favorite videos? - Just seeing Charlie like, "Pucker," was like. - It was hilarious, dude. - Did you guys, your reactions? - I think one of my favorite videos, just because it was so surprising to me, like the one that was like,

Like I did not fucking expect that was the flintlock video. I did not. That was a good one. I did not expect that to be so violent because like I had read. Click one, two. Well, dude. Yeah. So I had read stories about like the big fat balls they fire. Yeah. Go on. Yeah. So there's a lot of like. Oh, man.

You have all that time between click to don't do it this moment this ball that I'm going to fire if it doesn't Yeah, ten minute sequence in the head Back to Mike my mom raising me. She's a good friend. Oh

- So you always read these stories about like, all these crush injuries and how violent they were. - It was rough. - It was like back in the day, they'd be like, oh yeah, it would take like a man's head off. I'm like, this is such horseshit, dude. - No. - It is a lead ball. What the fuck is it gonna do? And that first round we fired, it took out like a fist size, like portion of the person. I was like. - That lead ball goes from ball to just flat disc in your body.

- Real quick. - When we fired at the head and I pulled it down so it went into the neck and it just took the head off, I was like, "Oh, that's what they mean by blow your head off." - Literally. - It blows your head off. - It blows your head off, cool. - That still had nothing, it didn't hold for me. It was just like, "No, we're just gonna go to a flat surface and remove this." - I mean, those lead balls, I'm gonna be trying to work on actually that thing, see how far I can push it, but like,

If it hits you, like, holy shit. I might be able to get you guys. Have you ever shot one of the guns? Me and Rocco shot. Shout out to Vincent. We did a castle castle rifle. This is from the 1600s. This is.

- Do you know, this is when this is- - Is this like the fucking four foot long? - It was like an eight foot long fucking rifle. - Is that the one where they have like the wick and they put it to like the back, it's like a little cannon basically. - It's one of the first rifles. This is what they would fire. This is literally musket. - Musket, this is one of the first muskets. So this was during the castle era and they were called castle guns. You'd open them over.

Pull the trigger. You wait because it doesn't have a giant fucking delay. And they are six to eight foot long. Like your standard one is six to eight foot long. We shot one and it is, they thought we knew the load, right? So they're like, oh, I think it's this. Oh God. Yeah. And we did a light load. We did a light load. Did you hit yourself? Rocco went like this and I have it on camera. It's like Rocco's like, he looks at me. He's like, huh? It's like the most giant.

fucking explosion ever and I was like I was like what the

- That's the best slow motion ever. Cause it's like click, nothing happened. Look at Eli like what the fuck? This eight foot rifle is making this 240 pound dude up and over. It's fucking insane. - Yeah. - Oh God. - Yeah, Foot Lock video is good. - Yeah, Foot Lock. - These are two solid videos. Solid videos. - They're fun ones. They did really well. - Yeah. Anything involving Charlie.

I love Charlie's reaction to it. Yeah, Charlie's good. Charlie's reactions are great. What I told it before was getting shot at with the, I had the Peltors on. This is like 2007 Peltors. They didn't show cracks coming near you. So it was like ambush, attack.

We back up in the strike. Oh, real combat. Yeah, real combat. Sorry, sorry. I know it's not as scary as what you went through. No, I'm going to know some less. So we back up in the strike. I hear a soft. Let me tell you. We have this buddy who's a ranger. He's our buddy. And he has a... So what did you say to him? You're like, oh, I've been shot at more than you. Yeah.

- Pissed him the fuck off. - He hasn't been to combat, he's a ranger, he's like, "Oh yeah, murder, death, kill, ranger." And I'm like, "I've been shot at by real guns more than you." - Just because of the amp, what it sounds like getting shot at. - You're just doing it to amp him up. - Oh, a thousand percent. - A thousand percent. - It is like a match stick and you're just stepping on it, it's easy. - Yeah, yeah.

With the old Peltors, you couldn't hear the snapper crack. So we had to back the striker up. They were pinned by sniper fire. And I'm just fucking in the gunner hatch just fucking right in the head with the 240. Like, just shoot. I was like, I'm good at that. Because I'm the SDM, but they're like, back up. We got to get them out. They're going to pin down. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. They all get in. Boom, boom, boom, boom.

I'm just shooting at where I think they are. And then I'm feeling tuggy. I'm like, fucking fuck off. I'm like helping. I'm covering. I'm like, what? I can't hear. I'm like, what? And they're like, you're getting shot. I was like, no, I wouldn't. I was like, oh,

So I instantly down in the striker. I was like, what the fuck? How long was that going on for? The whole time! I just figured from the enemies, they're like, he has no fear. It's a tropic thunder. It's literally a tropic thunder. The enemy does not fear death.

Holding the belt and shooting and then... - Just going. - Yeah. - Holy... - Yeah, I wish I had cool combat stories like that. - You're a sniper, Batty. You're a real sniper. - Real. - This time of year, everyone's talking about making big changes in New Year's resolutions, which is all well and good, but most of the time, this can be pretty unrealistic. Eli, have you ever made a New Year's resolution or big goal that you... Eli?

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slash unsub to get your 15% off your Raycon order. That's buyraycon.com slash unsub. Get a pair of sweet Raycons today. Woo! Let me take these bad boys off so I can hear Baddie finally. But what's your furthest shot? What is all of your furthest shots? You were there for mine for sure. What do you think my furthest is and what width? 350 meters. We shot, dude, I think my furthest is legit 650.

That's a good shot. 5.56. AAC 77. 77. Yeah. It was 100% 650. Okay. Out of range. That's it. That's all you've done?

- Yeah, you don't do fun things with me. - I do the shooting. - Mike's like, hey, let's shoot a thousand. - Film me. - If we go out to shoot, we do shoot, but when we're filming, yeah. - No, we shoot, there's a lot. - We do shoot a lot. - We shoot off camera, one time. - Yeah, a lot. - Distance, now that we're out in Idaho, 650 probably.

- I think that's your shot. Yeah, 650. - I mean, time for shit. - 2200 or so with a 50 Cal. - Nice, I think. - Jesus. - We used to shoot at like blue fucking 55 gallon drums. That was like at schoolhouse. - What happened up? - 107. - I've done 16, 1700 with six five and three and a wind mag, but that was- - Is PRS kind of like your- - No, I do nothing like that anymore. Literally, I don't give a fuck about competition long.

Yeah. I don't enjoy it. It's work at that point and I don't care. I think like 1800 for me with a 3-3 at Lapua Magnum. But like, no, not like 22. That's fucking super fucking far, man. I mean, it was just schoolhouse fun. Literally, that's all we were doing. That's cool stuff, man. Yeah, it was cool shit, but...

- That's that when you shoot, you're waiting a second to shoot everything. - Seven of them. - You're dropping 35,000 yards. - With the 300 round we're maintaining an ultra mag. - Oh nice. - So we went with, because the way we could, the goal was, hey, shoot as far as you can with a lighter round, not a like bigger, bigger round. So that way it's like, oh, you're fucking cool. So we had to do a thousand, 1500 and then 2000, I hit 2000.

Second round dead center on a milk jug. - Oh, nice man. - Sheesh. - Very cool. - That's fucking cool. - Good shot. - Yeah. - That shit's not easy. - No. - Not only does, I mean, there's so many factors that come into play there because not only does your, you know,

Obviously, your aim need to be good. The curvature of the earth. I'm not even talking about that shit. I'm talking about like, how good are you at leveling your fucking optic? Because like, your optics is barely canted because everyone always gets it wrong a little bit and then like, your entire fucking trees, your entire window tree is fucked. Fuck. And then shout out to my, I had a really good, uh,

The whatever it's called shot caller. Fucking he was spotter spotter. There we go. He was like, he walked me in and Mike is such a good. Also, Mike, he's such a fantastic. Which Mike was it?

There's so many. Is it Mike from Leupold? Yeah. No. No. It's like, who walked into that one? Mike from Leupold. He's not watching this shit. There's way too many Mikes in the gun industry. Yeah. It was just a fun shot. You're like, oh, this is a dope. We're getting this to do fucking SDM shit in that military. But that was with the ERB or the M4. Oh, the M14 EBR? Yep. Nice. That's what we had when we deployed.

halfway through. That was an interesting rifle. - It's a vibe. It's a vibe, right? - It's the vibe, right? - It's the vibe. - It worked. - The Sage kid. - Way better at dropping people. - I thought more people would watch it. I mean, it hit like two million, but I thought it would be like, oh, I'm sorry. - Well, because of con.

- I thought it'd be like huge. - M14 EBR. - Yeah, but I thought it'd be like huge. - M21 EBR. - Yeah. - But like no one really cared. - It was pretty big. - I mean, too many people cared. - Well, yeah, but I mean, that's after some time. Like we're talking like now. Like it kind of trended like, okay. It did like mid-low, which was like surprising. I thought like M14 EBR. - Just be more interesting. - That's your fault, bro. - I did my part. - You think about being interesting, Mike? - All right, go.

yourself maybe if you're interesting mike people would watch so there you have it true now i just had to look up this one don't look this up favorite gun tubers in order in order yeah why you gotta do because i'm a dickhead like what what gun tubers are my your favorite that's like one two three one two three one two three

That's even ruder because we've had them all here. It's fine. I'll do it too. We'll blast it to them and tag them. I'll text them the order. I'll be like, Matt, you're on my...

- They're all my friends. - Yeah, now pick your friends in order. - Almost every single one of them is my friends. - Yeah, pick your friends in order. - Who's that guy who made the video about me calling a racist and a bigot? He's definitely my favorite. - Demo? - No. - Was it you? - Was it you? - No, no, some guy made this big video and he was like, "I'm not gonna say who they are, but you don't need to get your gun information from racist and bigot to the post." - Carl.

No, no, it wasn't Carl and they post up a photo of me and admin. I'm like well clearly everyone knows who the fuck we are. So you don't have to say the names, but yeah, he's definitely my favorite. - He's on top. - Who? - It was going around for a while. I think everyone forgot about it. - If I had to go, fuck. - Are you gonna actually do this seriously? - I wanna see both of you do it seriously. Why? - Because I love them all. Can I give explanations? - Well, I'm gonna be honest, I don't watch YouTube.

- Perfect. - I will be honest. - Okay, I do. - I specifically do not watch GunTube very often because I like to set my own style. I do not want to be influenced by other people. - Yes. - God, you guys are like me. - Administrative results.

Don't want to be a copycat Grantham. Facts. I'm just kidding. I love him. He's very Zoomer crack at energy. We are not. Yeah. I love his style. He really is. I love his style. I don't watch GunTube though. So like I'm just judging them based off of being my friends at this point. Okay, friends. We're judging your friends. Damn. Okay, I'm going to say number one. Number one. Administrative results. Grantham.

- Number one in men's, number one is men's friend. - Awkward. - I gotta say it, I love. - Their cinematography and everything. - He's also like one of my best friends. - Yeah, he's a really good close friend. - He's got a good camera man too. - And Savio. - Yeah, Savio's good. - I also supplied him with a lot of stuff. - Oh, so you're the reason. - We mentored. - We mentored. - We mentored you.

- We helped. - Sav now hits me up for camera stuff. - No, what I don't wanna do is, I don't wanna take credit at all. - So here he is. - He is fucking most talented in both of them. - I do not wanna take credit for anything at all. He set that crackhead energy. Number two, Demo Ranch nostalgia. - True. - Nostalgia. - The old green thumbnails with the green titles. - I remember watching Demo Ranch in seventh grade.

Before I even could own a gun. That's how old you are, Matt. Yeah, five years ago. Dude, no. Straight up down the range. Number three.

- Brandon Herrera. - Brandon's a good one. - Yeah. - I think he brings the energy, but why for years? - Also because I know Brandon Purse, a lot of these guys, it's like-- - It's just personal. - Yeah. - It's just personal. - But then I love Scott's humor for kids. It's like there's all these, I wish I didn't have to go one through three, but there's-- - I wish I didn't. Let me answer these in this specific order. What's yours?

- Friendship level since you don't want it, you want it more deep. - Oh, I mean, I hang out with the most. Like we're really close. - Okay, Adam. - Yeah, so we always-- - Cop out. - Yeah, well he's been docked, so it's fine. We can call him Aaron now. - Okay. - Aaron. - Go fuck yourself. - Yeah, fuck yourself, Aaron. So anyhow, Aaron is like really close. I talk to Brandon all the time. So Brandon, and then I, man, shit. - This number three spot, that's the rough one. - I probably talk to Kentucky more than I talk to Matt.

- I know, I talked to Kentucky more than I talked to Matt. - Kentucky is such good people. - That's what I'm saying. - Especially your family man. - I know. - You're a family man. - 'Cause he's bald, right? - No, because he's good. - He's a family dude and he is such a good dude. - That's what I mean. - Such a good dude. - We hop on the phone all the time and just talk. - This list is bullshit. - Yep, same. - This list is bullshit. - Same brother. - This list is bullshit. - And Matt, I don't hop on the phone all the time. - I thought you were struggling like that. - But I also love Matt. Matt's like three as well, so there you have it.

- Does that work? - No. - Yeah. - That's four. - That's really, yeah, that's four. - Yeah, he's four, yeah. - That's the only people that we, I'm trying to think of any other gun tubers that we really like hang out with a bunch. - Oh, you know who has,

Some of the Sage Dynamics, if we want to go in. Oh, yeah. I love Aaron Kelly. It's awesome. His testing is brutal. It's good. Yeah. He's good. He's a good guy. Yeah, he's hella good. I do love Aaron. He's like a little plus, like fourth spot. You know, like special. I need... Wait, who is Sage Dynamics? Now I'm actually... Wait, yeah. Give this to... This is one of the... Okay, I don't know. Batty was like, who the fuck is this saying? Who the fuck is this? Here is like...

- Just beat it. - Basically, YouTube is entertainment, right? - Yep. - Ultimately entertainment. You can do informational videos, but the fact of the matter is if you do more infotainment, more entertainment videos, you're gonna get more views. - Oh, you have a good buzz going. I can tell by your eyes right now. - I told you I was gonna like this. - Look at his eyes right now. He was so focused on this. - This is three quarters full. - He was like this. He's like, "YouTube, YouTube, YouTube."

- YouTube is entertainment. - I will not be insulted. - But no, so while most people are going to begin to err towards making more infotainment content and stuff where they're gonna garner more of the views, Aaron has stuck to his same routine, right? - Oh yeah. - And so he's not getting as many views. He still gets quite a bit, like a hundred. - Dude, he's pushing. - Yeah, he's getting up there. He's getting up there. Yeah, he's getting his 200 to 500,000.

- Yeah. - He's crushing it. - No, dude. - 200 to 500,000 per video now. - He's gonna be a better Grantham very soon. - Oh, there you go. - Yeah. - There you go. - But he's stuck to his, like, the same review process and he just goes hardcore on it. - Oh yeah, he's fucking crushing it. - Fucking hella good. - I need to look at Sage.

I've never heard of this. - I've never heard of Aaron Cowan. - To be clear, he's a very specific. If you wanna buy a Treescon RMR. - You just said I don't watch YouTube or GunTubers. I do even less of them. - But that's a very data, data driven YouTube channel. That's what Mike's into. Like data, facts, evidence, like. - This is what this means. - Yeah. - No shit, okay, I'm gonna check out this dude.

- This is interesting. Okay, now ready? - Who's the other guy? It's Brent0331. He's like an infantry Marine. - No, he's underrated. - Yeah, underrated. - I don't know who this is. Who is he? - All he does is infantry tactics and camouflage. Very nuanced, but awesome info. - Big fan of those things. - Yeah, big fan. - Brent0331? - Super underrated.

Wait, Batty, first off, let's interrupt real quick. Fucking promote your goddamn self. Promotion's at an hour 30. We can plug this anywhere. Brent 0331. Fuck, push it fucking at the beginning. Batty, wait, you want something awesome? Batty now has a G Fuel line. A what? A G Fuel. Batty has actually got a G Fuel.

I'm fucking proud of it. I've never had it. I've literally never done this. I wanted to do it first. Batty has a G Fuel line. I'm fucking super proud of my boy. Can you snort it? Yeah. Yeah, it's a powder. So yeah, just real quick, I have my own volume warning. It's called, it's a pink lemonade. It's like a no sugar, uh,

Energy drink fucking great blood on it plug that shit. It's great with vodka. I don't know I'm supposed to plug that part, but don't Because he's smart if you ever had four locos, oh, that's yeah, that's a white people's version anymore Do you feel calm code baddie volume warning bad boy like fucking in comments? I didn't get a taste it vodka. Yeah, I

I want to taste it with the vodka. Looks like semen, purple semen. Yeah.

You batting congrats. You look a little disappointed in me. Let's get a shot of our boy Batty. Batty congrats dude. That's fucking gangster. I'm on that. I'm on that thing. How new is this? It came out yesterday. Oh my god. Oh literally yesterday. I thought you meant G Fuel. G Fuel been around. Wait that's fucking. That's what I'm saying. That's like three shots of vodka. Dude do a drink. No we're going to do a shot with vodka. We're doing. A sipper. No I'm not doing it anymore. I told you no. A sipper. No. A sipper.

Yeah, you'll be fine let me see your shot glasses I'm gonna take a small sip okay? I got you a sipper a sipper Mike say I fucking hate Eli and his Mexican ass

- No, it's good. - You literally took a, you went like, you're a butterfly. - You went into it negative. - I am not a drinker. - Yeah, no. - I don't know, I'm just not a drinker. - Me either. - Same, I don't drink every night. - You drink every night. - Every night? - Yeah. - No! - Mike drinks alone every night? - You said, you said-- - It's a joke! - How often do you drink?

- Like at least twice. - A night? - A week, at least. - Just Fridays and Saturdays? - Pretty much. And then there might be a, you know, sometimes maybe Michael doesn't review the video. - Yep, yep. - And I need a little stress D. - 'Cause you have to drink another one. - Yep, yep. So if I do drink a lot, you know what the reason is? - Why? - Michael.

Stress. I don't disagree with that. You cause your editor to drink? Yeah, for sure. I know I was so confused for a second. I was like, who's this? Ha! PTSD! It's Charlie. It's Charlie. People are going to be like, why is Charlie? Now.

The last question which we haven't done in a while. Nobody knows this one. Superpowers. Oh shit! We haven't done superpowers. This is so... Okay. Wait, do I get to pick my own? Oh! We have a super... Okay. We have a group of superheroes. It's called the Offenders. Okay. The Offenders! Oh, this is going to go good because you're going to learn all of us. There's the Offenders. Eli's super speed... Well, I have two now. Go for yours first because that was fun. Yeah, okay. Mine, I have super strength.

But unfortunately, if I ever use said strength, I'm usually coming at the same time. I knew he was going to say that. It's completely predictable. So mine. I didn't pick this. This wasn't on me. I knew it was coming. So mine. We'll do Donna, Cody. Cody's is he can fly. Cody has. What happens when he flies these shit? No. Oh, he wishes. He has to yell racial slurs. So when he saves people in Section 8 housing, it's very difficult. It's awkward. It's very awkward.

- Our friend Eli here. - I can travel at the speed of light. - Super fast. - So I have two different outcomes from the people, a shit everywhere or B, I am the, was it the Captain Cuckold? So I have super speed, I'm like,

I show up and I can't interact with anything for five minutes. So I'm like, I'm sorry. I can't save you yet. I have to wait for five minutes. So the light speed isn't. No. Yeah. It's not great. So what is your. He always lived in the darkness. So you guys get to pick your superpowers and we get to decide your offsets on said superpowers. Like if you had a superpower, what would it be? Unlimited ammo. It's cheap.

- Oh my God. - I like that. So you have your 5.56, you have your AR. - Whatever it is. - Anything? - Anything. Unlimited ammo. - That is amazing. You are blind while you're shooting. - You were like, "I'm here to save and stop all of this." - That's the worst ever. - You were just shooting everyone. - I'm gonna shoot my homie. - Hopefully not, but maybe.

I have such a joke I can't say right now. No, you can't. I know. So, Mike, your superpower. Oh, I will have. Mike is like. I will have. The horse blinders go on. I will have Spider-Man like reflexes. Oh, like that level of like intuition reflexes.

Oh my God. What's the counter? Did he just checkmate? No, no, trust me. I have no fucking mate. I've no, trust me. Demo can teleport. Guess what? His fucking segment was that he comes. No, he has to break the neck of every kitten to teleport. He can, he has to murder a kitten. Wait, who is this? Demo. Yeah. We talked about this. I was like, every kitten in the world? No, just one every time to teleport. So I'm a dog person.

Yeah, he is a dog person. Imagine saving children! Not even bad! As we said, he has a belt, a utility belt of kittens. And he's like, "I'm coming, children!"

- Teleports, he's like, "Children, I'm here!" And then he has to break the neck, Nick. - He just teleports and a random kitten breaks his neck. - No, he's got a twist. - Yeah, you find it was like US tax paid for a pair of dollars in Hellfires? No, it's like real. - No, it's a fucking snap and the kitten smacks him. - Yeah, so what's my counter? - He's got spider-like reflexes, or Spider-Man-like reflexes. - The tingles.

- But you're retarded. - I love that so much more. Only during that five seconds. He has Spider-Man senses, but he's retarded for five seconds. - Mike's like, "You knew it." - Dude, the bus is like,

Oh my god

*laughing* Dude, the fucking train is going to a stop and he shoots a spider web to fucking react. Every time he's like "Spiderman? Now you're Spider-Man!" It's even worse, like Green Goblin shows up and I like, I sent him a green goblin. *laughing* The green goblin, dude! Mary Jane!

You throw your spider bombs and they're very inaccurate. Like your web's not accurate at all. I'm actually crying. He said, he said, Green Goblin. And Green Goblin. May we date. That's the fucking down part. Oh my God. I got a piece of that. Green Goblin. That's why you choose this room. Thank you for watching the unsubscribe podcast.

As always, Eli Double Tap, myself, Batty Screams, and thank you to our very drunk guest, Greg Hum, and the beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Ginger Micah. Thank you. Thank you so much. Make sure now to follow Batty Do It. I gotta pee. The after show, the Patreon, go there. There's gonna be like another 20 minutes. It'll be fine. You'll hate it or you'll love it. We don't know. Good luck. We'll see you there. Now we do 20 minutes. We go, we go, we go.

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