78 - What's Wrong With Modern Warfare 2 ft. Operator Drewski
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I Wanted that it was on that side don't even care get what you want. I fixed it. I'm wrong with you put that there Jesus Christ

All you had to do was open the other side. All you had to do was toss it into the trash. You hit the ceiling. I don't even know. Say hi to Eli. It's racially ambiguous, buddy. That guy's fucking ridiculous. Donut.

It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to unsubscribe. Hey, guys. Thanks for watching unsubscribe podcast. Make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or...

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I was changing position when you said ready, and I wasn't ready. I wasn't. It's just us drinking and looking at each other for an hour. We just can't put it down. I could look into your eyes for a long time. His scare me. Soulless. There's nothing there, man. It's just dark. It's evil. It's wrong. It just feels wrong. It feels dead. Do we got a Mr. Drink? Wait. Is it my turn? Is it my turn?

Hey everyone, welcome to Unsubscribed. Go fuck yourself. Okay, we got him. That was a strong start. Strong start. Everyone, welcome to the Unsubscribed podcast. As always, I am Batty Streams. We have Eli Doubletap here and our very, very special guest. Howdy gamers. Drewski. Operator Drewski. Yes, sir. We got a real life operator. Real life operator and real life pro gamer. First off, thank you for your service. Veterans Day is coming up. Can't wait. No problem. You know, it's just part of my job. I swapped our plates, so now you have a Purple Heart plate.

I mean, you've died in a video game before. I have many times. I've seen many of my friends. How do you deal with the trauma of losing friends in video games? What is your KD? What is your KD?

Man, someone's been asked that. Someone's been asked that. Oh, yeah. I've told this story on the podcast, but I was doing a recruiting event way back when I was doing sniper stuff, and we had the .50 Cal out. We had the .110s, the .24s, and everything, and I had like... He must have been like 15, 14-year-old. I love kids. You ever no scope? Like, dude, dead serious. Like, can I ask this? I was like...

Nah, it's not a thing, bro. Dude, it's like getting those kid letters in Iraq. You get them. It's like packages elementary schools will write you. And it's like... He knows about them. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I probably wrote them. Yeah, you probably wrote them back. I wrote, like, to the president and to the army guys. You would open the letters, and it's like a shitty kid drawing from, like, a kindergarten. Yeah, we'd be given 10 minutes to do it. It's beautiful. It's absolutely beautiful. I just like... It's like, thank you for going to war, bro.

Like these little kids have no idea. Like, please don't die, smiley face. Thanks for getting paid to threaten your own life. Are you scared? Question mark. And like these little fuckheads. Little bad crayons. Draw some peace signs and a flower. Oh, God. All those fucking. Thanks, Kimmy. Here's some peanuts and a snicker bar. Thanks. Dude, we actually have a real life gamer. This is a rare thing. Clean.

Y'all are gamers. Y'all game more than me. We're technically pro gamers. Yeah, we're all pro gamers, which is so weird to call myself a professional gamer. You get paid doing it? Technically, yeah. How do you technically get paid? You're getting paid.

Technically, do you fund your life via games? He plays more games than I do. That's not true. Yes. You play more. Live streamers get to just play the game and stream. Let's calm down. I feel like you stream more games than I do. I'm live longer. I'm not necessarily playing more games. It is. Man, you have the, in my opinion, the ideal world of YouTube. Yeah.

Because you don't have to turn on one of those. Camera. You're just like, are you recording live or do you just play the fucking game and then record afterwards and give annotate notes? No, I record live. I record live for like 99% of what I do. If I react really stupidly to something though, I'll go back and like try to form the video a little bit better so I don't just shriek oddly whenever a death, like blood sucker comes around the corner and sucks my neck out and stalker or something. But yeah.

Oh, never mind. Home life. Okay, yeah. Got it. Most of it's... Wait, what was your question? Nothing. You did it. You answered the question. What? What did I do? No. Does tweaks make you nervous? Does tweak make me nervous in the back?

Just scoot like one inch farther back, Tweek. Off camera, he just licked at me, guys. The rainbow is now in this house. We have two leprechauns just kicking it. It's awesome. They don't speak English very well. Sounds like both were kicked in the head by a horse. That's so rude! Tweek, say, how's your day going? See, two words. I don't even understand that. And that's how's your day going. Hey! Hey!

Guys, okay, now I learned a sentence today. That means hello, greetings, good morning. Salutations.

So we got a real life gamer. You've actually been doing, um, we're all gamers. He's a YouTube gamer. That's a real gamer. Oh, it's different. Yeah. He's more better again. Better. Yeah. You, you have to work way less than Maddie. I don't know about that. I don't know. We both were, I tried to hang out with drew for like a month straight. Fucking editing. Yeah. Oh, it's, oh, I added all my videos. I added my own stuff. Oh,

Oh, yeah. You realize you can pay people. Yes, but it's hard to tell someone from the beginning of a project that, hey, I have no idea what this video is going to be.

Can you just make the idea? Like I would have to tell a person that because I don't, I don't plan my videos out. It's more of they just kind of form up in the edit. So you're doing a story throughout it. Like do you do like an overarching story? I watched a little of the last one from stalker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I do like an overarching story like stalker right now. I'm doing a one life. So if I die, the series ends and I,

and I'm playing on a pretty difficult game, and it would be very difficult to tell a person how to edit that. Yeah, 100%. Now that I'm hearing that, that's a completely different ballgame. Because I have to plan the gameplay around the video, and there's just a lot of stuff. For my style of content, I don't think I'll ever have an editor unless it's a gameplay video. You would need somebody that...

You would need somebody like a team or they would have to be there for all of the gameplay so you could talk them through it along the way. And then maybe after a long time of watching and learning, they could take over editing. But no, I completely understand what you're saying. I think the only person I could potentially maybe have edit for me is like...

Two people. And one of them is like my buddy Josh, maybe. And that's Cleans editor for Cleans Highlights because Josh is just as like me. He's the guzz man. Yeah, he's the guzz legend. Fucking legend. Legends. Also a veteran. Josh, you suck. I'm going to just throw everyone is stolen valor today. Or like my buddy Matthew, who's like grown up with me my entire life. And so he kind of gets me. I could be like, hey, can you edit this? Your brother Matt?

Demolition Ranch? No, that's not a friend. Do you guys want to talk about Demolition Ranch with Drew? Demo Manch? That's the title of this episode. Demolition Ranch's brother. We don't even tag you. I will never be on that podcast. You can't make that joke anymore. You're creeping on 2 million subs right now. We're at 1.7. I remember seeing a couple posts about it. I don't watch any of your videos. He's a real gamer.

We're a million. A million isn't actually a lot in today's age. It was like a while. I still feel like a small YouTuber. I know, but think of this. You are sitting down. You have like the entire city of San Antonio watching one video. If that was a stadium. That's true. A football stadium is usually 100,000. You have 10 football stadiums sold out just watching you like.

Okay, most of them are probably nude. I want to make sure that's... Oh yeah, I've asked people when I started a video, I said, comment on this video if you're pooping as you watch this. Dude, I quadrupled the actual engagement of the audience that day. Hey guys, I'm asking people that are shitting while they watch a video. Why?

Wonderful. Ask the audience. Look down that barrel. One of you is pooping right now and we're watching you through the camera. That's all I want to say. But you like comment that you're doing it. Maybe it's off. Thanks for killing our engagement, Drew. Brown. The firm.

Are we asking depth? I don't want to read that because I'm the one who reads that. Are you J-O-ing? Well, watch your mouth. You can't just say jerking off. That's the line for you, J-O-ing. All the other terrible shit you say. I never say any bad words in this podcast. You just said awful things about our dear friends in the room and you won't say jerk off? I didn't say awful things. I stated the truth. He said, I'm not an idiot. And I call them leprechauns. I'd see nothing offensive about them. Are you offended?

See? They're laughing. My little child laughing, stomping Koopas. God, that is the worst. Thank you for showing that. Chris Pratt's ad read or his. What was that? It's supposed to just be him. It's an ad read that Jack Black and Chris Pratt did for the new Mario movie. I guess have your editor. What's his name? Fluck. Yeah, Fluck. Fluck. You got to get the clip of Chris Pratt right here, right now. Because it is so good. Growing up.

Man, I spent hours of my life stomping Koopas at my local laundromat. It's been a lifelong dream of mine to become Mario. That dream, like all dreams, faces one critical challenge. Every great hero needs a diabolical enemy. Bowser! Now it's time for us to make this moment all about me. Look at all this Koopa muscle I packed on. Do you have any idea how long it took me to learn how to breathe fire? Much love.

It's rough to watch. It looks like me and Eli doing ad reads, to be honest. As a person who, yeah, we've all done ad reads. All of us have done ad reads. You know the physical pain Chris Pratt is going through right there. It's like this. It'd be bad. You're like, okay, hey, guys. We're doing today's sponsored by Escape from Tarkov, one of my favorite first-person shooter games. Ever since I was a child, I thought about killing people through an Alton helmet.

Did you also? When I go to walk my dog, I imagine the Russian swear words that fly around in Tarkov.

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It's a his fit. No, it's the look on his face this voice like I can but the look on his deadpan so dead Hey guys when I play Mari was a Super Mario Brothers arcade game as a young child I had a blast Who says arcade game we were discussing that. Hey Eli, um, have you played that recent game? It's it's called Super Mario Bros It's an arcade game

One of my favorite arcade games. One of my favorite games as a child and stomping Koopas was... No, stomping Koopas. Look, just put stomping Koopas, but bleep out Koopas every time we say Koopas. There, we fix all these problems. Now you're going to have me with a thumbnail with a censored over my mouth. And then American History X like behind you. It's like, oh God. With a purple line on his shoulder. That might be the line. That might be the line. That might be the line.

I don't know. Just bleep it out every time you're good. Oh my gosh, yes. Don't describe to the viewer at all what we're saying. Just say that Chris Pratt said, he's stuck. Koopas. There's another one. Just keep adding them up. He's like, I hate Koopas. And that King Koopa, that's my least favorite one. Just bleeping all the time.

- I think one of my favorite parts about these is Fluck usually bleeps it for the video, but on the audio it's not. So like our audio listener is gonna hear the actual conversation, but in the video they're like, "Bwah!" - Or vice versa where like Harley heard the audio first and he's like, "Oh, I didn't get the joke at the beginning. I played the video." And he's like, "Oh, okay. That's completely different." I was like, "Changes that feeling real good." - Funny. I don't know, man.

Ad reads are weird. Speaking of which, what time? Can we just go right into one? No. Oh, it's only 14 minutes. No, don't worry. Guys, don't click off yet. The ad read's not for another 10 minutes. Okay, now you can click off. Batty, stop talking. Anytime Batty starts talking, they just hit the fast forward button. He's like, god damn it. Right arrow, right arrow, right arrow. That's rude. Flock, punch in on Batty's face. Zoom in real slow. Because you're a Koopa.

You and your Koopa ships. Oh, my God. It's going to be the whole episode. Just Koopas. That's the name of this episode now. There it is. Koopas. But that's also censored. Oh, no. Oh, there it is. I said it. I have so many jokes I can't say right now. How streaming. How streaming. I fucking hate myself.

Twitch, you mean the company that takes our money? Yeah. Thanks, Twitch. So I never actually had the... The 70-30? I don't think. The 70-30 split. So... I did. I was always 50-50 because I'm a partner, but not a real... Yeah, you're a YouTuber. Real partner. Yeah. And I didn't stream enough to probably get that. Do you stream on YouTube now? No, but I'm thinking of it. Have you ever... Yeah, why? I have streamed on YouTube as of 2018, and I had like 30 viewers back then. How many subs were you at back then? Oh.

I mean, it was probably 2017. I don't know, 50,000 or something. Oh, shit. Maybe 20. You try it. Yeah. I'm curious. I bet it would be a few thousand viewers. Yeah, that's a... To play it safe. That would probably be where it is. Yeah. I just... Twitch is a better environment. Like, the Twitch chat is just more, I don't know, interesting. I don't want to read YouTube comments live. Yeah. No offense to YouTube. No, no. Full offense.

YouTube commenters will just be like, what game is this? Every other comment. But then Twitch is just like, what game is this? About one every thousand comments. What game is this? Why are you long our word? You look stupid today. Go fuck yourself. Man, why are they so aggressive in the comments? Everyone hates everyone. Just be nice. They're so mean. Why are people so mean in comments? Goddamn. I don't read comments. I read like maybe the first...

I'll interact with the first bunch when we post the video just because it helps with engagement and doing that shit. But after that, fuck all of you. If you're late to the show, I ain't reading your shit. You're all rude. I read each and every one of your comments. You never read them. You'll post one and then you'll never open the video again. I'm like, haha, okay. And then they're like stomping off. It's always me. Motherfuckers, I do all the shit. And you're all being like, fuck me.

baddie guy why would he leave the podcast I didn't heart your post yeah if you get a like for one so it's me I love you make me make me an admin on the channel I'll heart summon absolutely just there we go he's taking over guys thermal scope every now and then I'll be one thermal scope monthly it's just that

I mean, there's some cheap shitty ones. We got one of those Russian $40 ones. Red dot ones. Red dot thermal. Yeah. There's like a little red dot thermal. Oh yeah. There's a bunch of them. Those are, but we did get a deer kill with that. We got an axis kill with that thing. Really? Yeah. I was driving by. I was like, man, this thing. Oh, stop. Hold on.

Fucking like 60 meters. And they're like, oh shit. They put the knots. That was us in Brandon and clean last night or not last night. Two nights ago. Two nights ago. Yeah. Well, Brandon has rebuy our and another, he had like a thermal binocular too of some sort. And he would always be like, dude, there's a signature. It's a person. He's like, Drew, what do we do?

What did we do? Fucking shoot the goddamn thing. And, dude, the amount of raccoons that we stalked until we finally laid our eyes upon some actual pigs was pretty funny. We saw raccoons swimming across a little river, and it was just very satisfying. A little bumpy. Seeing them or shooting them? No, we didn't shoot them. Okay, good. Yeah, raccoons are cool. Now you're cool still. But then we saw hogs down a cliff, and Brandon had his SCAR-17. Unsuppressed SCAR-17. Unsuppressed SCAR-17.

That's the face I made. Okay. You know where we were on the BRCC ranch? Uh-uh. We were at the creek where there's like this, there's like a few ridges that go down. Oh, yep. Now I know exactly where. Very nice echo. There's that big cliff and then there's houses that are just over there through like 200 meters of trees. Dude, it's 2 a.m. Brandon, oh my god.

and dump like 15 rounds into these hogs. So Brandon is far on the left side. Cleen's in the middle. I'm on the right. And the hogs start running a little bit to the right. So I was like, I'm not going to shoot. I'm just going to move right to make sure I'm totally out of their line of fire. So I didn't even shoot when Cleen and Brandon opened up.

I ran right to see if the hogs would try to go around the right side. They didn't. That was the edge of the property. But I even asked Brandon, I go, so is that fence like the edge of the property? And he's like, I don't think so. I feel like I've looked at this property before on Google Maps. I feel like that's like we're at like the south because the house is there. We're at the southwest corner. This has to be the edge. And then Brandon was like, let me check. And he looks up on the map and he's like, oh, there's a house over there.

We had just unloaded at 2 a.m. I mean, it must have been. Recon by fire. We had a megaphone behind us in the form of a cliff. Because that thing is a quarry. It's a bowl. Yeah, it is a quarry bowl, and that's fucking loud. We had those blanks when we shot the sci-fi Vets vs. Sci-Fi skit, and we just had those blanks. We didn't know those were fully loaded, like full charge blanks. And I was expecting... Oh, they were...

I was sucking military blanks with a blanket after. It's like pew, pew, pew. Oh, so you were doing full ones so you could actually cycle? I guess. Yeah, which is dope, but holy shit. I was like, okay, we're good. I just had my headphones. I was like, I'll look dope for the shot. So safe to fire. I'm like, let's fucking go. I'm like, oh! Oh, God, what the fuck? Why is it so loud?

loud and then matt's like holy shit oh my god everybody yeah everyone is just like what the fuck were you guys wearing ears yeah i had contacts on clean head swordens yeah okay we all had ears on luckily so it was just music to our ears but it was still loud like everyone shows up i'm assuming you came out with your suppressed mdr uh

I had my I have a mark 18 right now. Yeah, but I haven't done the formula one yet And so it's got a 16 inch barrel, so it is cursed long boy mark 18 at the moment. Oh, yeah Yeah, oh yeah like that fucking budget 8 are you getting Which like I'm actually I don't care like it. I don't care how guns look I

I and me yeah, there's there's really clean builds out there that I'm like damn that looks good But then I'll never be capable at yeah, I could spend all the money in the world I would still have like a curse shitty weird cursed gun set up like this is how I hunt pigs It works and pigs take I mean how many times you how many did you get one or we got one? so we were kind of limited because We didn't know

Positioning. Yeah, we didn't have the right positioning because we haven't hunted there before. Like I usually hunt on ranches that I know. So this was a bit different because it was a group of people. Plus, we didn't know where the hogs would probably be. And so we weren't ready when we saw them. And we had to walk up to get closer because we're all relying on IR lasers. And so when we were walking up, we're walking with nods.

And it's dark and like you can't really see your feet. Oh, man. There's nothing more than walking with nods, man. We're making noise. And these hogs started to look directly at us. And so Brandon was just like, OK, it's running. I need to shoot now. And so he made the right call. Like we only got one. But one of them, I think it was clean, landed a shot.

Right here. That was probably when they dropped it. You saw a tiny little hole right behind the eye, and that hog was gone. Those hogs take a lot of rounds if you do not hit head. Yep. If you don't have the right ammunition, they take a lot. They are very tough. I almost brought subsonics one time to go at the helicopter. I was like, oh, and I was like,

I had my boxes. I was like, what the hell? I had to grab subs. I was like, well, he's working. They're like, not on the bay because we were flying in the ELO. And that was big, big, big. And then me and Frazier were leading. I was like, man, man,

Tuck, tuck, shot two rounds. I was like, my gun not zeroed. And then they hit over the hog. I was like, oh, homeboy's just like, ooh, just running. I was like, what the fuck is this thing? And Frazier's like, how many shots do these things take? I was like, I ain't afraid of the head because these things aren't dropping otherwise. Their shoulder blades and shit are like fucking. They're steel plates. They're just like fucking steel plates. It's silly. And they're aggressive, kind animals.

So, so kind. Fuck them pigs. I can't believe they're not supposed to be native here. And there's like how many? Oh, there's like, I think, I don't know. There's like 10 million in the U S or something. That number is probably totally wrong. And then there's like out of the U S there's like,

4 million that are in Texas or something. It's crazy. The Texas is the worst state ever. There's some places down like Carrizo Springs, Texas that I've hunted. 1,000 acre ranch, one acre per hog. 1.5 mil in Texas alone. Just Texas. What's crazy is the breeding cycle is if you have a mil, you kill 750,000 of them in one breeding cycle. They're back up to a million hogs.

Why they just aren't going away. 9 million in the US. Not bad. Good. Did I say 10? You did. Wow. That was close. Let's go. You would have lost on the real fortune. Price is right. You would have lost on the prices, right? But, you know, so pretty good bonus points.

- Did you do? - Yeah, I do. It's so much fun. I haven't went hunting in so long. - Do you wanna just go stalk the range? - The range? - Yeah. - I got nods now. I got a thermal. - I don't have thermal. - I got a 300 Win Mag. - That SRS, I'm gonna get 338 Lapool conversion kit. - You just dropped the barrel. Is that the, oh, so can we tell everybody what's going on? - Tell us your gun build. - I'm getting a SRS. - Is it the cover or is it a full size A2? - Yeah, it's the cover. - Who has it? - Oh. - I got them some.

I didn't know. That's my dream gun. I was like, right now, that's my dream gun. Desert Tech SRS Cover. I want one in .308 because they do the 16-inch barrels, which end at the end of the rail. Oh, they come in .308. They come in .65. They come in .338. You just swap the fucking barrels. Mine's a .308. They're this big. Yeah. It's so sexy. I was just like, oh. But they're also five grand, and I just can't justify pulling the trigger on one, man. I want one so fucked.

bad i know i just looked i was like oh that's gangster that's cool that's fucking pretty cool he's like so what do you think i was like i mean i like it what is it 308 i was like i can make that work and i looked it up it's like by the 338 lapool kit's like 1500 bucks so you just hot swap it yeah so then i have a 308 338 lapool which i can swap out the srs is the way to hot swap them it's so easy it's wild

It's weird how a lot of bullpups are like that. Like the MDR. It's all desert tech. It's all desert tech. The SRS is made by desert tech. Their barrel conversion kits are silly. They're silly. It's fucking crazy. I've shot. Oh, man. That's when I was just through. Is yours 308 or 506? Mine's 506 right now. Yeah. Right now. Right now. Matt has a 308 conversion kit. Son of a. Oh, because it was his. Are they MK18 or further what? MDR. Oh, you have MDR. Okay.

I haven't fired one of those. Those are like, I wanted one of those as a bullpup. Bullpups have always been like Aug, Desert Tech I liked, and then...

Makes the, the Tavor. I like the Tavor. I love my Tavor. No, I like, I like the square was like, no, I like the cut. Like I love how Tavor's are cut. Like if I wanted smoosh, I would go MDR or, um, the aug, but the, the Tavor's are like, I love it. Dude. Honestly, one of the most surprisingly accurate firearms I have. I was very surprised at how well it shoots. Cause like, like,

The divorce or they've always been IWI is always it's always been like the more budget MDR compare a more budget bullpup compared to like your MDRs and other things like that. Like motherfucker shoots great adjustable gas blocks like their ambi and swap how they eject and everything. They're good firearms and I've never had a single fucking issue with it. So the worst part of the MDR is that there is two teeth of the upper Picatinny rail that are the gas block.

So the gas block is attached to those two pieces of the Picatinny rail, which is so weird to me. And so when you're putting your hand, if your C clamp, if your thumb goes over the front end of the rifle, you're hitting your thumb on a 400 degree gas block.

Super fun definitely haven't burned this thumb like eight times you can you get a like a probably put over it probably get something you know your rails and No, it's it's not gas shooting out. It's an actual gas block. It's the gas block is the rail on one part I love man. I never understand some gun designers like this makes sense that sounds like yeah, this is super stressful I have to tell every what do you what do you do when you're like really stressed I?

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Okay, so what games are you playing you guys were discussing we were talking about that while you were trying to do What I do I'm playing so many games. I need to go read my videos Really yeah, I've been

I don't care the game. Why have you been, why have you been trying to just do different things versus like one cohesive line or train of thought? Like, so, so it's a big, it's, it's, it's trying to keep people interested. So I play a lot of games naturally. Um, I play a lot of military shooters, but I've got like 90 episodes on squad and I'm just what? Just, Oh, thank you. I, I, I serve to, for you. Yeah.

Yeah, recently I've been playing stalker

Anomaly and Stalker Gamma, which are big. Clean's been an anomaly again, right? Yeah. I played Call of Chernobyl, which was basically there's a whole modern community on the Stalker game. Stalker is an old Ukrainian franchise that's like post-apocalyptic survival. You guys have heard of Ukraine, right? Yeah. Like modern Ukraine right now. It's current Ukraine. Modern Ukraine simulator. That's why they erased the name. It's like Stalker. Yeah.

Ukraine simulator. Exactly. Exactly. Oh, fuck. So...

War. War. War bad. So Stalker is like this old game that only the cult following played. But as of recently, the modding community is... They're insane. It is the best modding community for a game I have seen in any first-person shooter game. You can mod Stalker? Yeah, you can mod Stalker. That's the only way people play Stalker. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, I mean, people still play the original games, but they play them with mods on top of them. But then this is like...

All of the three games combined, the story is erased and it's like an open world survival. And you have to like craft. Daisy-ified the fuck out of soccer. It's like the best survival game right now is this modded

crazy Frankenstein of a 2007 game. No shit. And so I'm playing it, and I made a video of it just like two weeks ago, and I was just like, I'm just going to do like an overview video of Stalker Gamma. Stalker Gamma is a mod pack for Anomaly, which is a mod pack of Stalker games. And so it's like 300 mods. You click a button and it installs them all for you separately, and I made a video over it, and it got...

Like a million views in two days. And I, you know ModDB? Do you know that's a website? It's like a big modding. So if you mod games, you go to ModDB sometimes. It's like Nexus ModDB. Oh, Nexus. Okay. Yeah. So it's very similar. ModDB was down for like five days straight because of my video. Their Discord went from 20,000 users in the Stalker game of Discord to 100,000 in like, I think a week.

Oh, they don't like you, do they? No. But you're riding that train. You got that train going. You're like, oh, no. I am happy to say about good person who's a stalker community absolutely hates my guts, and I'm proud of it. Oh, I need to go to that Reddit. Oh, that Reddit probably hates you. There's so many new people playing Stalker. So many people that go, what?

When they're carrying irradiated artifacts on their body and they're like, why am I bleeding? Radiation's fun, guys. So, yeah. It turns your insides into outsides. It's a very, very surprising game to be like the most popular series on my channel in like a year. Dude, congrats on that. Yeah.

I just play a single player game and I get like 10 times as much views as like a really cool fight sympathy. I'm like, okay, cool. Guess I'm a stalker YouTuber now for a little bit. I can't find where it is. Right. The hype man. I mean, that's, that's kind of the,

Way to do it. The career, though. Yep. You find that big hype train. You ride it into the ground. Exactly. I like to fade in between games. Probably 2018, I was a squad YouTuber. 2017, I was Ghost Recon. Yep. I kind of just slowly transitioned. Wildlands had an SRS. I know. And there was a version of it. That was another big disappointment. There was a version of the SRS.

That would one-shot helicopters. And no other sniper would. But the SRS would. Was it the 3-3-A LePou? I don't know. It had this terrible hexagonal texture on it. It's called the HTI SRS. I don't know. It's like a weird bullpup. Why is Wildland such a disappointment, though? Because they GTA'd it. They GTA'd a 5. GTA Spongebob. Or Bullet Sponge.

They bullet sponge them. You give me a first-person shooter. No, no, no. That would be Division. Division was the bullet. Okay, that was the super sponge. Yeah. That is the most disappointing. I just love going in. This is real life where you're like...

Reloading battery. I shot him 30 times in the head. Get my back. And I run away. Modern Warfare 2 campaign. There's armored guys. I don't know if either of you played it. Oh, my God. The armored guys. You spray a mag of 5.56 in some guy's face. And he's just like. This is what they do. You shoot them in the head. And they're like. Oh, the helmet finally broke. And then they get back up. And they are fine. It is. They have 18 plates. It is the worst. But then if you use any of the big sniper rifles.

Even the ERB, that shit one-shots those helmets and blows their heat. Yeah. Wait, so you're telling me a .308 will one-shot a guy, but .14556 won't? .3556. .3556 is crazy. So everyone's been asking me if I'm going to try the new COD. It's good. But that story? I don't give a fuck.

It's some missions were like, wow, this is really cool. Some moments were like, this is insane. Like some upside down moment. Oh, yep. That was like, oh shit. This is like a, like Michael Bay movie. Some suits stupid. And then some missions were just like really slow and really boring. Uh, I know which one there is. That's what sucks is like, they have really good ideas and then you're like, this is fucking dope. And then the really bad ideas. I was like, how, how did this and no direction. I don't know. I'm,

I like challenge, but I at least want to know what the fuck to do when I'm doing like the vehicles, when you have to jump from vehicle to vehicle. I'm so broken. I, I jumped on the lab like eight times before it let me jump on it. See, that's the stuff. And you don't know. You're like, is there a hockey I'm missing? It's crazy that the player has to question that. Cause they're like,

And every other part of the campaign, he'd be like, turn your night vision on to see in the dark. It's like, oh, really? Yeah. So you're like, and you're like, I'm glad. Thank you, Ghost. I appreciate that. Ghost, Soap, whatever. LT. Yeah, LT. Hey, LT. Man, you're so cool, LT. Man, I love you, LT. Man, you're so cool. You're my favorite YouTuber. Are you the LT? Soap talking to Ghost is like, I tweeted this a few days ago, is like,

Is like a kid talking to his favorite Minecraft YouTuber. It's so true. Is Ghost the Minecraft YouTuber? Huh? Is Ghost the Minecraft YouTuber? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Do you remember the original Modern Warfare 2? Was it Modern Warfare 2 where Ghost got killed? Yeah. It was at the helicopter scene where you got the knife. I think you got the knife in your chest. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, Lucin's. And then he just fucking rips Ghost's fucking face off real quick with that revolver. Yeah, this one they have the dialogue is super good. Just because... Quick spoilers, because I'm never going to fucking play this. I don't know, this is just like... I haven't beat it yet. Which I'm glad now. You're good. Batty's like, nothing without asking if it's finished. I'm like, thanks, Batty! Love it!

But the dialogue, when even they're talking about, it's like, what happens if I get captured? Like, ah, I'll probably make a video. He's like, what? He's like, I don't worry. I won't watch it. Well, F.

After once. And you're like, oh man, this is actual military joking and jest. It was pretty good dialogue scenes. I feel like the overall writing for the story was kind of convoluted a little bit and they didn't have a good direction. It's almost like they don't know if they're going to make a three. It kind of felt like, oh. They were waiting to see if it was going to fail or not. Yeah. Yeah. But it's kind of like,

The only rough part is that fuck, like as he said, like the LNV, you jump on it. And then that is a guesstimation on if it's going to fucking register, you're hitting it. I was like, and I was yelling at chat. I was like, Chad, am I supposed to push a button? I don't know what the fuck. Cause you're like, and your guys like nail it. And it's like, just slides off. So, and then I killed the guy and I'm like, real quick. Hold on. What the fuck am I doing? I need you to stabilize Eli during that entire fucking thing.

That is the way you're fucking idiot. You're like track his nose. Yeah. Just track his nose for a good minute straight. Every frame. You'll be good. Skip a frame. You'll be good. Do the eyebrow. Add this one. Cause that will, that will land perfectly. But that's what happens. Like you kill that dude. You kill that. Oh, I know, buddy. You have to lean out. Shoot. Well, driving.

That's what you do. That mission lasts 40 minutes. Well, I was in the National Guard. We did those missions all the time. We would night drive with nods and lean out the driver's side window and shoot with our left hands. No, you know, Betty, this is even better. This is daytime. There's no nods. You go like this. It's easy. You're the only person in the vehicle and you guys like this. Okay. Lean out with both arms and you're like, your vehicle slowing down where you're in a chase and you're like, no.

When you get back in, your character is six, four. So you can reach the pedals perfectly at the same time. No, you, you, me, you slow down and drive back forward. It's. God, that game started pissing me off on that shit. That's fine. This is okay. This is great. When you kill the, uh, the tank driver though, you remember he pops up. And then I was just sitting there like, what the fuck do I do? They're like, plant the C4 and you'll be good. I was like, I opened my menu. I was like, where's my fucking C4 at? Chad's like, it's on the body. You just killed. I was like,

You want to piss me off? Do stuff like that. Maybe I'm just bitch. I'm old. I don't know. I don't know though. Cause like I messed up probably in places that you didn't, but I didn't mess up there. Like I feel like they just have a very cinematic experience. And if you don't give the player like a, not in your face, uh,

Helper but also like if you don't give tell the player like check his body for c4 then I like how it has to be a British guy has to be Doing it and your body for c4 yo check the money to do that a little bit better But yeah, let's go in dark the players gonna have a hiccup That's gonna just like take them out of the experience a little bit. It's not really a difficult thing I don't know it's just like a quick time event. Yes in a way. I

It's just that weird line for me where I don't know when I started getting annoyed by that stuff. I just want to be like, the game's not hard. I was playing on medium. It wasn't fucking difficult story. We have notches three and a half notches. Did that motherfucker doesn't tell you notches first. Did he on yours?

It was like, he's like, let me dial you in. I was like, two and a half notches. You don't know what I'm talking about. I haven't played the game yet. Three and a half notches. And that system's fucked. Did you realize that's off? Yes. So, Batty, this is the big sniper mission. He says, I'll give it up. Let me fucking dial you in. So, I was like, oh, he's adjusting for my zero. I don't know. They don't. That's not.

Why was he, he, what? Why was he adjusting? He was weird. Sorry. He was adjusting your arms? No, he would tell you based on the range you were looking at the target. That's weird. He could tell what target you were looking at. You could move away from him and he could still tell what distance you were from the target. Snipers are all telepathic. You guys are learning something. These are military secrets, guys. Snipers are telepathic.

But then he's like you're dialed in so I was like fucking sweet. He's like take out the back guys. He was like this is too good. I just put the reticle here because he didn't speak yet. And I was like yeah. And then the bullet hits 400. It hits so shy and I was like and then it's woo. They're running around starting to shoot. I was like well that mission's fucked. Reset it. But then he's calling out direction. It's literally tick marks. They're like hey.

The target like mills yes 400 it's literally for sniper you would hate this mission you have not gonna play this game It had we were up on a hill to shooting down at targets like 400 meters away But they're asking so like if you what was your zero okay, so 420 420 So guys 420 meters yep

He would be, okay, he's at 420 meters. Okay, do three and a half on the markers. And you're like, what? No, and I showed Savannah. I was like, you just go off these ticks. I was like, literally how optics work, reticles work just by the tick marks. Versus zero. 100, 200, the smaller they get. Wow, that's not true.

I mean for ACOG's and a lot of the stuff that's what when you zero for a hundred or what ACOG is different than a fucking scope with a TMR like a tactical milling reticle or it's different than like a horse reticle you have your grid it all depends on where you're zeroed if you zeroed at a hundred sure those may line up but if you're shooting at a different size target then it's not gonna no that's not it's not then we get into minutes of angle and that doesn't that's that's one minute 100 two minutes of angle 200 like this doesn't make any fucking sense use code unsub for 10% off betterhelp.com

I need to go to the fed. Now I'm getting it. I haven't played the mission and I'm upset. I'm mad. I'm mad right now. They're way far because I would just show on the ticker. I was like, okay, so technically where these tickers are on this fucking optic, this is going to hit exactly here. Nobody calls them a ticker. That's not a word. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Readjust. Now you're just getting bleeped out.

I always go like, that's what I always called him. I was like, I just use the second thing. Yeah. And bills three and a half. Yeah. You can just be like, you dropped that hard. That son of a bitch went down. I'm going to bleep every one of these words. I am so happy. I'm so excited.

He's going to hate it. Now, did they switch? Was the original Modern Warfare 2 in Mexico? I didn't remember. It had a favela scene in like Columbia or something. I don't think it was in Mexico, though. There was a favela mission.

Everything feels like I was like, did they just like we can't use Al Qaeda. So we'll do blame the cartels. Everybody still hates the cartel, right? There's a sniper mission. It's it was originally in Ukraine. Yeah. In Chernobyl. Yeah.

But we can't fight the Russians too much right now because that'd be political. So let's Mexico. They put all Gilead up in Mexico? Or it's in an island somewhere. There's a lot in Mexico and island. Yeah, there's a lot in Mexico. Modern Warfare 2 is 80% Mexico. Yeah.

They just picked, they like threw it at the brown indicator and it landed on you. It's a case. You chase a guy over the border wall in Texas. You climb the border wall and you go in the prison breakout. The best part is like, all right, boys, let's go. You break out all those prisoners and you're watching the NPC prisoners escape. They don't interact with you. You're on top of the wall. It's like, okay, boys, we got to go. And you're seeing that random NPC Mexicans just like hopping. Did you watch that? No,

they're going on the opposite side without talking or interacting with you. I was like, bravo. I was like, my people are proud of me. Dude, they literally like they go up and they write it down. There's no interaction. It's just at me dying. I was like, all my people are amazing. I've just been doing very race racially. Just talked about Mexicans the entire time. I play, I just play in a Mexican accent. I'm like, Hey boss, what are we doing down here?

My soap is Mexican. I'm like, hey, ese, this is fucked up, dog. You gotta get the c**ks, hombre. Yeah, these c**ks, man. There's a lot of c**ks around this neighborhood. This is a c**k neighborhood. Oh my god. Back is like, I'm uncomfortable. You got batty now.

I mean, I'm enjoying it. Okay, so do they fuck up the beginning of all Gilead Up? Is there no more taint? You're crawling in the high grass? It is a boring mission, in my opinion. It's not like the original one? No, the original one had environmental storytelling. It had...

Crazy scenes that never happened before in a game like you know lay prone that the set design was cool The whole thing you were crawling you had the Geiger counter going off your You had I think I don't know there was a storm ditch or a drain you had to get down into as a tank and a squad walked by through the grass Once with you you had Mac Mac tavish right? Yep. No, no, no McMillan or was it price?

It was you were price that you were with. You were right. You because it was a flashback, right? Millen dies. I don't remember the helicopter that comes crashing down on top of him or something. But yeah, that mission is one of the best missions in a campaign shooter in gaming. Honestly, I'm going to say recent, but in recent gaming history and two decades, like I remember the name of it all ghillie, like, yep.

And it just... Well, the name of fucking mission name that you remember like that. Dude, there was a... Sorry, go ahead. No. There was a whole revolution of airsofters that got ghillie suits because of that mission. Like, I can't tell you... I was an airsofter when that game came out. I saw there be one ghillie per 50 people...

Dude, a month after that game release, you come to the field, there's just bushes all over the parking lot. Chewbacca running through the fucking field. Hey man, that's a cool ghillie suit. Yeah, thanks. What the fuck? I took five hours building this. Oh God, that pisses me off. Now I'm actually, now I, those are the missions that are supposed to be the offset of one another. That mission is, that is in daylight.

It's a daylight mission, isn't it? It's daylight, but it's like... Wait, the old one? No, the new one. Oh, yeah. It's in like... Bright-ass... Isn't it? I mean, the old one was daylight too, to be honest. But it was also... Yeah, it was like cloudy, foggy, shitty Ukraine. The thing is too, on the old game, the ghillie suits... You would love this. You would actually like analyzing this because you've probably built ghillies before. A whole bunch. The ghillie suits...

were really good. Like you look at McMillan when he lays in grass and he's like, wow, that guy's actually invisible. He's fucking gone. He's his ghillie suits. Nice and feathered. He's got a lot of the low undergrowth vegetation. Everything. Yeah. The new game. It's like, dude, we're Brown in green fields. I don't know. It just, were they wearing like the, the Amazon ghillie suits? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Every time I see a motherfucker in one of those suits, I want to punch him in the throat. They stopped at Amazon before. Put veg in your suit.

They landed at Amazon Warehouse and were like, hey, can we get two ghillie suits, please? Okay, here's $40. Gray, pink, and green. Good enough. People think that's how a ghillie suit works. It's like, that's not what it is. It's not what it is. You're trying to break up your body image. Same for your helmet. A helmet is the best example. You want to break up the shape of a human head. Head, neck, shoulders. It's the most identifiable image.

feature of a human body when looking yeah you want twigs you want all these random little assortments and when that squad crawls over you in the new one they're just like daylight and they walk away and that's it yeah it's not intense your gun you have to hide your gun it's so dumb why is your gun not it is ghillied up they tell you to conceal it though yeah you cannot lay lay still with your gun as the guys walk past you or they see your gun

Don't get it. Why why you make that a thing? It's just a thing You're supposed to you veg up your your gun to or even more so you hang your veil over your gun I get I mean, okay. Okay, really? I can see that being a thing cuz normally you would you would rotate your veil and you would hang it over the top of your rifle to break that but you should still be

- I don't know, I mean like maybe if you have your scope caps off and you got like lens glare or like a black muzzle break, I don't know. - These guys are walking. - I'm mad about the game, it doesn't matter. - It's Call of Duty. We're expecting Call of Duty to be realistic when it's made by people in LA. - Yeah, I know, but then you get like the ship mission with the sliding containers.

That one was pretty sick. Dude, there's like... You're in a fucking storm and the containers are sliding around. They can fucking kill you. Wasn't that a map in Modern Warfare 2 as well? It was, but the stuff didn't move around. Tanker? No, it wasn't Tanker. It was...

What was the hold on? I know what one you're talking about. It's like shit. It's like fucking shipyarder. Yeah. Not shit map. That one felt so good though because that is raining storming and that shit's like the first time I'm like running. It's like I died so many times to Connex containers hitting me. And then you're fighting those guys who are either really good shots or really fucking terrible. That's not Modern Warfare 2.

Oh, I do have a question. - On COD 4, the first mission was... - It might be Modern Warfare 1. - What is it? - Wet work. - There it is. - It was wet work. Thank you. Yes. - That was the first word I understood from Tweek all night. - This is crazy. - You are a very rude human. - Wet work! - It's wet work. - It's the wet work. - Wait, let me... - If you wanna piss in his shoes later...

They're chonkless, so it won't hold it too well. But you can just pee on them. Figure it out. They're flip-flops. It's a Mexican word for flip-flop. Chonkless. I'm so disappointed. I have one question on the church mission. You know when you're like guys all fucked up and you're like hobbling through the streets of Mexico? Yeah. That segment going up to Ghost, did you just fucking sprint past all the helmet guys?

I tried to do the mission like they wanted me to do the mission, and I could not live through it. Okay, so you did the exact same thing as me. As soon as you got on the street, they shoot you in the back because they're crazy aimbot, and I couldn't get past that. I was playing on, like, the... There's, like, four difficulties. I'm, like, on the... Hardened? Three. Was it always, like, medium, hardened, veteran? Yeah, yeah. I was playing on the second-to-last hardest one, so I was sweating a little bit. Dude, I had to...

Build a smoke bomb, I think. Throw it behind me and then just sprint up all the way. Once I was getting shot and I was about to die, as soon as I reached the gate, the trigger happens and all of them just disappeared behind me. They were like eight guys right behind me. Ghost just jumps over the fences like, wow, man, that was tough. Let's go back the way you just ran from there. There's a pickup truck. And you're like, don't, man. I...

I tried to fight that and it was like one and you're like, okay. And they start teleporting behind you and in front and you're just getting shot in the back. And these dudes take a mag a piece. Like he's not joking. Who was the gun tuber who shot up the bomb suit? Was that Matt? Or was that the guy out in Vegas? But if Matt did, I wouldn't. I think he did. I watched tons of Matt's videos. I watched like one out of every three. Who was the guy? Fuck. What's the guy out in Vegas?

He always is shooting into like the big quarry. Yeah, man. Huh? Yeah, man. Oh, the, oh, the, um, no, no, no, no, no. He has a, the Hispanic cameraman. He's always fucking joking with. Who's that guy? I don't want to, I can't think of his fucking name. How do you find it out? I'm doing it right now. It's, uh, he did a bomb vest, a bomb. Edward's are kissing. Oh, he literally did a bulletproof test against these like bomb suits.

They're not. They're not at all. They're meant for concussion and fragments, not bullets. And morale is what they're meant for. And morale. You can go up to the bomb. You're perfectly fine. It's like, put my hands around. We'll medically support you if you lose your legs. No, we won't. We'll support you. That's what I'm saying. You'll have a hard life. And the VA will do all the surgeries to counteract that. No, the...

Those guys aren't the bomb suit people in the levels. They're just...

There's armored boys. Armored boys with like eight plates. They're just strapping fucking steel plates to their... And do not shoot them in the chest. If you shoot them in the chest, they will just... Two mags, probably. It is the most... And then they send, as on that mission, it is eight. And I did the same thing. I just started running, zigzagging through buildings. I was like throwing random smoke grenades. Because you have no guns at this point. Or you have like a shitty one. Yeah, you have a gun with like ten rounds. That's it. And you're just sprinting. And they can one shot... They drop you so fucking fast.

Oh, man, I fucking and then I hit the ticker. Were you having fun with that challenge? No, I was not a fun challenge. I did not like it either. When I try it, try it again, try it again. I'm like, OK, do I have to run? And then you run out and you just get shot and you're almost getting dropped that way. You're like, yeah, how do I actually approach this mission? And then I did what you did. It's like throw random smokes everywhere. I'm sitting here. It's my foot's like I'm just angry.

Let's go back to Twitch. Yay, Twitch! I'm wanting to know your perspective on how Twitch has been doing things recently. We talked about it a little bit before. Did you ever take a shit that was too big and it didn't flush all the way? That's how they're doing. Why? Why are they going from 70-30 to 50-50? What's their excuse? Everybody who had 50-50, so everybody is forever at now 50-50. They're stuck. It's there. That's where it lives. That's what you get.

um if you already had the 70 30 deal like me i think cleaned it as well a bunch of us because we were kind of like we got a while back um if you had that once you hit a certain cap 100k on twitch they now then take your 70 30 and put you back down to 50 50 yeah yeah so weird it's fucking weird and i don't know man it doesn't make any fucking sense other than like

We're hemorrhaging money and don't know what to do. So we're going to take it. Yeah, especially with... Like they have a, what, 8,000 kilobyte per second bitrate cap? Yeah-ish. Or it's like six for most. Yeah, 100%. You can get six. Yeah, you can get six. Do you stream at eight? I stop. I do six, five. Okay. I've been dropped from eight so many times. I don't even care. It's not even worth it to me. Yeah, like...

It's not like... Have you seen Linus' recent video about 4K on YouTube? Yeah. About how it should probably be paid because it's extremely taxing to the server environment? Yep. That's like...

Pretty understandable. Yeah. But then when Twitch is 6.5K bitrate average, right, probably throughout all streams, and most streams aren't even streaming that, they're like, I'm a guy streaming on a laptop. I've got 4K, 720p. Maybe 720p. It's just so dumb that Amazon is like, let's just cut you guys by 20% and not tell you why. Well, they told us why. It's because we're a team. We're a partnership. 50-50.

Even YouTube ad rev, we're 55-45. But we've always been that way. It's been that since 2007. Isn't it more now? I don't know. I mean, the revenue, like the ad prices have gone up. So you're getting paid better than you were in 2010. But the split is still the same. YouTube sub split.

I feel like this was a recent, I could be fucking completely wrong. All YouTube has to do is just be like, we're better. We just can pay, pay 30, 70, 30. Now everyone converts or they get, they do it Facebook day. So I was one of the first 40 partnered Facebook streamers for you and Fred, Freddie Wong did the same. They paid you guys. Oh yeah. I know how much they paid you. That Corvette outside.

You guys got, and I was just to play the fucking bird is like, it's okay. We stream it off Facebook. Dude, I don't know. Oh, this is a good story. I haven't like, I don't know.

Let's hear it.

And then I was a small streamer. I was relatively like a really small streamer and YouTuber at the time. You have all these homeless lined up on the sides of the street.

And you have this big bus of these mostly I'm not including myself because I wasn't like wealthy or I was pretty poor at that time. I get out of this bus with all these super big streamers that are probably super wealthy. Half of them have Yeezys on and stuff. We're walking past homeless into this venue that's beautiful inside and.

Facebook was whack. Facebook. I streamed on Facebook. That was just a scene just to introduce Facebook. I just picture it's such a good visual. Yeah, it's like Hunger Games. You guys are like the slow-mo kicking out. It's Hunger Games. You step in human shit. When you dismount the bus, you're just like, you're like, what the fuck in your Yeezys?

There's a man there's definitely a man rummaging through the ashtray on top of the garbage can looking for a butt to finish Yeah, one guy's naked jerking off He wasn't naked his dick was definitely out he was jerking off though. Yeah, he was wearing pants, but they were down I love skid row. I don't miss it dude. Oh, it's I don't like LA at all I've never I've gone there twice. I it's a worst town worst city the food

The food. Everybody's like the food. No, it's not. It's not good. It's not. It's terrible. I have to take you to the good spot. No, it's not. That's a lie. I had to live there. So I learned. That's a lie. It's not good. They were like, the tacos are good. I'm like, I'm from Texas. Did you go to a, wait, did you go to like a taco shop? Oh, that's a problem. You didn't go to the taco truck?

- Fuck, okay, no, no. Shut the fuck up. - Which one, him or me? - Any taco truck can be a good taco truck. That's not like, well, LA tacos are good. No! Shut the fuck up. - Taco trucks are where you go. You don't go to a restaurant. What was that, like a white guy? - Remember those? - Which one? - The Mexican food up there, Aldacos, North San Antonio. - When? - We used to always go there. When me and Cody, we all lived up that way.

It was that fucking Mexican restaurant on top of the mountain, like fucking that overlook San Antonio. We used to go there all the fucking time. I don't remember this at all. You're an idiot. I was in three IED explosions. I have TBI. I have a purple heart. I get it. I don't care. I don't know what car I drove here today. It was the Porsche. I heard it. Don't worry. Elon wants to talk about his Porsche. Hold on. He just wanted you to say it. I know. Oh, I know. What was that?

It was my Porsche with the rocket button kit, you know? The one with the special tires. Oh, yeah, my Porsche. I forgot about that one. I like taco trucks, Matty. In LA, it's the taco trucks that are the best. What was the last time you went to a San Antonio taco truck? Three weeks ago, because there was one that just started next to my house. And I was like, oh, dope. Which is decent. That's not San Antonio.

Bernie? It's run by real Mexicans. They barely speak English. Genuine. These ones, like, I walked up, I was like, hello, and like, como estas? I was like, don't know what you said! You're a... I forgot, you don't speak Spanish. No, I speak very bad Spanish. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I can get by. Uno mas, one taco. Taco. No, I can't even remember how to say I want one taco. Okay.

The worst Mexican. But these people were like true Mexicans. That's when you know it's good. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, yeah, this is like the less English you hear coming from the kitchen. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If I can walk up and it sounds either like Mexican music or a commercial going on because they sound the same.

I know it's a good. You got that joke. Oh, it's good. That's how I do stuff. But, like, I want a fucking Spanish menu that has, like, English written badly underneath. Like with a pen or a sharpie or some shit. Yeah. They're like, do you want a flower or a tortilla? I'm not going to make these jokes. No, no, no.

I don't know. Me and you, we'll just cameras go to him. I like tacos. That's what I'm going to say. Tacos are great. I love tacos. Tacos. Yeah, I'll eat tacos. Breakfast taco favorite food, actually. Fluck. Cut. Just bleep out taco and replace it with the word. Koopas. Koopas. Koopas.

Don't. I mean, you know what? Man, you know what? I love Beep Koopas. Man, bleeps are my favorite. Why, Batty? Because of the cheap labor? Is that why you love bleep? No. No. No. Tariq is dying. No. You probably didn't watch this segment. You know what? Speaking of Skid Row, do you think any of the people on Skid Row have a title? Maybe an established one? Are they lords or ladies? Oh, my gosh.

This is my favorite train ever. I'm just saying, like, imagine if you were going to Skid Row and you're like, sir, would you like to be a lord or lady? I don't know, with a plot of land in Scotland? I got my plot of land. It could be a great and fun novel gift for a family member or somebody on Skid Row. I don't know what you're talking about. Sir, how do I become a lord or a lady? We can't do the bit like that.

You're gonna have to You've not seen any or address It's about as good as it gets right they've been like people have been re-upping watching out why I did the last one hi Established titles, please remember to feature the frame certificate while we sending you in

See, this is why we read instructions. I didn't get one. You didn't get one? You're not a Sir Eli Double Tap. Here, hold mine. I don't have three arms unless you want me to. No, you're good. That's what I'm saying. Unless you want me. Oh, okay. Did you get the first part? Yep. Established title is a fun and novel way to preserve the natural woodlands of Scotland while helping global reforestation efforts.

It is a project based on historic Scottish customs where landowners are referred to as lords, lords, or ladies in English. Now we go to decadent. Lady baddie daddy. Stop it. Stop it. Read it. Normal. What happens if that's my normal voice? It's not. Read it. Titles give you at least one square foot of dedicated land on private estate in Eddleston, Scotland, and an official certificate with the crests.

Wait, title packs give you at least one square foot of dedicated land on a private estate in Eddleston, Scotland, and an official certificate with a crest. Your certificate features a unique plot number, which you can see the exact location on the land. Batty, we're side by side, right? Yep. Okay. We are. Dude, I can't wait to be cremated and put my little spot and you put in your little spot. And then my family's over here, though. Yeah, your family's definitely not going to make it over to Scotland, bro. I'm sorry. We're going to be cremated.

We plant a tree with every order. Okay, that is actually really cool. So every order they do plant a tree and work with global charities. One tree planted and the trees for the future to support global reforestation efforts. That's neat. That's actually dope. You could officially change your name to Lord or Lady and get it on your credit card, plane tickets, etc. You can even get it on your daddy. Daddy. That's what it says. Well, speaking of which, you could have it on your dating profile.

I don't need one of those. I'm good. I know, but if you wanted to... I don't. Well, I'm just saying, but if... Tell her to call you Lord. Yeah. My Lord. Check that box. I would say you're banned from Tinder, so...

It makes a great last minute gift. We even have a couple of packs that come with adjoining plots of land. That's us together. Yeah. The first 200 people purchasing a title pack using my link and his and mine will effectively be next to my plot. Nevermind. What? They get us. Stay next to us. Yeah. Yeah. The poor is going to hang out with us.

That's you guys. You're the porous. It's our own Skid Row. You too could be a part of Skid Row with me and Eli. Within a few minutes of walking distance, depending on how many of you want to become a lord or a lady, we can build our little unsubscribed kingdom of poverty. Of poverty.

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You get an extra 10% off all go over to establish titles comm slash unsub to get your gifts now and help Support our channel it on the screen It's on the screen on the screen actually go do this cuz I just want to build this fucking dope ass kingdom of poverty dude our kingdom of poverty will be amazing We are now Skid Row Just put a trash can on your one by one foot you've got

If we get enough people, when do they stop? If everyone buys one, they're like, oh, and then we all conjoin and we just take over the whole property. We buy Scott Edelsberg. Edelston. That's the goal. Now we rise up. We fight tyranny with tyranny. That was okay. So real quick, Tinder. We just got to, I'm going to, I'm just going to check this box.

I did. I was on the Tinder thing for a minute. Not anymore. Very happy. Yeah. But I was not happy. Two weeks ago. Very sad. Now. So I used to be on Tinder and I had linked my Instagram, which has a follower or 50,000 and people didn't think it was me.

- Oh. - Yeah, even though I had to do the verified thing, it didn't matter. They didn't think I was really me a lot. And then I also uploaded a photo of me sitting in a bathtub. - Definitely the first one. - Possibly filled with G Fuel and I kind of looked naked. I wasn't, but it was strange that after I uploaded that photo, my account got permanently banned and then I couldn't use Tinder anymore.

It was a sad day for Batty. I've had worse days. That's interesting. He compared it to war. I mean, like, I've seen your purple heart. Getting banned on Tinder seemed worse. It did. The pink heart.

No pink hearts for me. It's a shattered heart. Just a heart with a crack. Get it. Yeah, fuck yeah. All right, finish the Facebook story. Oh, yeah, yeah. You went into Facebook. So I streamed on... Okay, okay. Let me... I streamed on Facebook. Skinrow, Buzz, Yeezys. Facebook was a pretty, like...

Interesting idea. Like we had a big group of people. We'd all be working together. And like there was actually some pretty cool people that they got on to Facebook in that first 40. Like Freddie Wong and you. Yeah. No Koopas. And there were no Koopas. They said strictly we are not allowing Koopas to be invited to our Facebook streaming program. They really don't like Koopas. The guy even I quote no fucking Koopas. Dude I can get you guys to laugh just with that.

So I streamed and I would get viewers from like they were testing out their algorithm like Facebook didn't have a streaming algorithm They just didn't it was like kind of like a YouTube video out like or like if enough people like this It would get into the algorithm. It was a very basic simple algorithm So I would have like a thousand viewers one day next day. I'd have like 14 but then I realized a trend where sometimes I would get like a sudden influx of

1200 people for no reason. And I'd have to ask. I was like, okay, you guys are obviously not like,

Like you're not normal viewers of my streams. What were you just doing on Facebook before you watch this? And dude, their answers were hilarious. Like, oh, I was watching a cooking thing. I was watching a motorcycle crash compilation. I also was watching that. But like everybody at one point said they all came from a motorcycle crash compilation or like a crash video. I mean, honestly, that's a pretty, that's relevant to my content. They swiped over and they are watching me playing PUBG in 2018.

And one day... Oh, my God. This was before it had a... As you're saying, it was before I built a algorithm to like... Know where the fuck to sit. Those are my favorite Facebook days. Dude, I have an even better part. I have a better part. I had to send in a complaint, like a formal complaint to Facebook because my viewers did not speak. Most of them, it came over like a week of time. It just slowly started to happen.

My chat was not English. There was nobody at one point that spoke English. They were angry that I was speaking English and that I wasn't speaking Indian because all of them were Indian. I had like 2000 people, all Indian watching my PUBG gameplay of me and my buddies. I had to send it. I was like, I don't want to be offensive with this. I have all Indians in my chat. There is no way.

There is no way. I just picture that's your title to Facebook on the email. I have all Indians in my chat. And then you're typing up your email. The way that we had this set up, like I'm probably NDA, so I'm like very basic. The way I'm going to describe this, I sent a complaint that every other creator could see as well. Saying, I have really way too many Indians in my chat. There's a problem here.

I had people like, well, maybe there's just Indians. I'm like, no, they're all Indian. There's nobody English for an hour. I don't know how to talk back when it's all just Indian. They fixed it. They fixed it rather quickly. Within a month, I had... Imagine location-based fucking anything. That's so crazy. That's so weird. There's no way. There's just thousands of Indians that want to watch English. The algorithm was just like,

Okay, Drew, location, okay. Cowboy. Bangladesh. And then it filled in Indians. It's just racist. Yeah, it's just racist Facebook. It's like cowboys and Indians. I don't know. I like how people are like, it's like racist Facebook. That's just Facebook. You don't need to say racist. Everybody knows. Like, it's just Facebook. And you just did that for how long were you like...

What, the Indian thing? No, the fucking Facebook. Well, both. What was your original answer? The Indian thing? Yeah, how many days? It was a good 20 streams. Because I was streaming mostly throughout the month. So it was like a good... Oh, you had 20 streams of Indians? I had 20 streams per month. It was probably a month until they fixed the Indian problem. I would see my regulars. I'd see my...

Okay, that sounds bad. We found the title of the episode and how we're starting it. The Indian problem. The Indian problem? Okay, that sounded bad. Drewski. And it's just Drewski like this. He's angry. God damn, man.

Facebook, huh? But what's cool is that there's actually a few people that are Indian that are now like my community regulars and stuff that are in my Discord and stuff because of that event. And they weren't gamers before. Like I've gotten a few Indian people into flight sims because they didn't game. And then it's like, like there's a guy that I know. They're watching motorcycle crash compilations. And all of a sudden they're watching me fly a plane or something. So I've got a few Indian people because of that. Because it was just like one day, just like, yo,

Half the Indian people need to watch this guy, Drewski. You need to watch him now. - India, this guy. - It actually gained some people that are long time viewers now from India. So hello, if you're watching this. - That's fucking amazing. - It's totally random. - I just love the chaos that I've been holding before. - The chat was just, I'm just full auto. - I'm not even gonna try to pronounce this. I'm gonna focus on the gameplay. Ha, that was crazy. - Hi guys.

How do you comment during dude by yeah, I would have like one English thing and I'd like try to read it and I'll just be gone Scroll up In the one English speaker in your chat that day was that man was probably How are you doing drew? Like well that was that dude that that was that time frame it would kick like even me it would be like here's a streamer you want to watch and I'd be like I

Okay, I'm watching Indian or it would be like Croatian or another complete Asian country. Facebook is huge there. Facebook is huge in India. That's their main like the average person spends the most time on Facebook. It's an Indian. That's how popular it is there. And it's so fucking weird because it's like it would be like, and you want to watch this guy now. It's an Indian playing a driving simulator. And I'm like.

Okay, I guess this is cool. Watching chat, not understanding anything. Yeah, they have a better setup now. I check out so fast on Facebook streaming. But yeah, I was in for a year and I think four months, and then they told me that I wasn't getting camera die. I just heard a camera beep. Oh, the one on me. Of course. I ran out of battery. Yeah, I mean, this one's good. I just heard the camera beep. What happened to it? Did I overexpose it with my gracious hair?

I love your feathered bangs. My feathered bangs? This is literally just like the same haircut I had before, but I haven't managed it at all. That's exactly how you get a good haircut. This is me. Huh? This is me. I mean, this is just like editing me. I haven't gone. You haven't shaved either, have you? No, I shave my chin because I have a gross goatee. Oh, do you? Yeah. Oh.

Yeah. Does it grow on the cheeks? Not much. No, it's just, I mean, it's, it'll fill in eventually because both my brothers had like crazy sideburns. Yeah. They had them in like college, which is interesting. They had, they had sideburns in college. I didn't. Koopas. We're going to get that followed by now Indians. Okay. That sounded bad.

Back to the Indians on Facebook. But yeah, Facebook I did for a year and a few months and then I definitely wasn't getting enough views on Facebook because it was just hard to say like, hey, YouTube viewers, go to Facebook. I didn't feel genuine saying you should go to that social media that, you know, you're a 19 year old. You probably haven't opened your Facebook in eight,

eight years, but you should go back and watch me. Only me. Nobody else. Facebook tried. It's just they didn't develop that program or app. To be fair, Facebook is still trying. Which is crazy. Now it is better, but...

That is not whatever you develop an app for initially when your program, whatever your genius ideas out the gate, fucking stick with it. I hate Instagram, Twitter gaming, dude, Instagram. I hate it because it's videos. Now it's not pictures. It's do videos. Facebook was like, we got fucking old people shit.

You can update your personality and relationship status, and then you kick off to the next thing. But you don't go there for gaming. YouTube, I go for long-form content. Yeah. At all. Or viewership. Like Twitch, I go to watch gaming. YouTube, I've never really watched any live streams. I think I've watched like two. I tried. When Doc D first moved to YouTube, I was like, I'll try this. I forgot he did that. I hated it. Hated watching. I mean, I hear it's much better now. Still fucking hated it back then. Mm-hmm.

And now it's, yeah, now I just YouTube for long form, IG for whatever the fuck IG is now. Yeah, Instagram, dude, it's so weird how Instagram has moved to just video content, trying to compete with TikTok as much as they are. Like people are now posting eight second videos of a photo with no audio, just

Because that will actually get you views now compared to a photo because Instagram no longer pushes your photos. They will push a video of a photo. So weird. They just want to be TikTok. It's just Facebook. And they're like, what can we do? I mean, YouTube is short. Everybody is like, we saw what TikTok did. How do we do the exact same thing, but worse? We'll have everyone upload their TikTok content directly to Instagram and we'll call it fucking dope. That's literally what I do. Yeah.

I hate it so fucking much. You don't. Yeah. Oh yeah. I don't. I don't do shorts. I don't do any. I will probably never do shorts on my main channel. If I do do shorts, it'll be like, do you do? Hey guys, I'll be like, Hey guys, can you get like my content and make sure it's out of it? Cause I don't want to touch shorts at all and like see if it goes somewhere and you get 20% or something, you know, that's what I very unlikely to even do, but that's like the closest I'll even touch. Yeah. I feel like,

A lot of people are seeing all the short-form content. They're like, whoa, short-form content. There's still people, and my stats agree with this, a lot of people still watch YouTube from their couch on their TV. Yeah, 100%. Or on their Xbox. They watch long-form, and long-form is still here, and long-form isn't dying. It's just this new form of media that people can do at work, which is like that short-form. I can't really...

Devote a lot of time. It's easy to watch five TikToks while you're taking a shit versus watching a 30 minute video. 100%. I just feel like short form is so dry in my opinion. Like I don't like. We've all talked about it. We all hate. You know what? Nah. This can go to the after show.

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