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Hi, mic check. Hello. One, two, mic check. One, two. Caleb here. Hello, testing. One, two, three. PPP. Caleb here. Can I get a...
Wait, what are we pouring first? Are we just going this first? What are we doing? Yeah, we'll do like a half-way. Tropical. We don't do shots. Shots of vodka this time? Yeah. I don't know. Okay, what is this? Is this just something special or just for fun? It's for alcohol. Sounds alcoholic. Okay. See? She's like, do you have any hard liquor? Yeah, you guys are drinking this bullshit. She gives me her coin every day. See how it is? Eli.
It's racially ambiguous, that he, that guy's fucking ridiculous. Don't know, that's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Hey guys, thanks for watching the Unsubscribe podcast. Make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or...
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And that's where the, you come, that is. Come subscribe. Yo, imagine going one day without boozing and getting a coin every time though. That's like. That would be horrible.
In for a shot you're not supposed to Buy a coin worth in one shot If it's like a ten-year coin can you get like a bottle? Like a good bottle
Just ignoring me cool, okay, Betty was yours critical role. Oh Betty has the tiny one well I mean you can just fill it small
Oh no, this is actually a palm tree. It's thick. It's girthy. It might be shorter, but it's thicker. I know. I can make a whole new row. Would you rather have a thick one or a thin long one? I want that. Thick. All day long. Thick. Dude, it's just weird. Thin and long is just like
Bro, I ain't gonna reach the end of the tuna can, but I'm gonna blow out the sides. Like a pinworm. My cheese wheel will destroy you. Oh, God. Versus a spaghetti shirt. What is this tuna can?
It is called destruction. I hate it so much. My father's genetics are weird. Well, my parents are not watching this. Oh, they might. Babe, this cannot be right. The head is still, the head is awesome. It's just a tube. It's this long of a tube. It's all head. It's literally a Chef Boyardee can, bro. It's a head tube.
I might need like three of these now. Okay, we got it here We got this what is this? Jesus Christ We have a girl on the podcast one fucking time time the first time. Yeah, but She doesn't know what the Burger King hat means ready? Oh
Hi everyone, thank you for watching unsubscribe. Wait, how does he do it? Hi everyone, Donut Operator here. Hi everyone, Donut here. Welcome to Unsubscribe Podcast. We have Eli DoubleTap, BattyStreams, Caleb Francis, and Savannah Summers as... I miss Donut. You're saying this! Where is he? We transformed!
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That's why that was That's what that literally right? Starts with my Karen wife Just shouting she gets kicked off the podcast Learned a Burger King. Why was that Tito so bad? Oh
Very sour. You gave me a few chills. I was looking around and it wasn't just me. I was like, oh, that was rough. It was hot. It was bad for everyone. You said it's hot. It was so hot. It gave me chills. It gave me goosebumps. Bottle stayed on this side away from Eli so he can't pour more. I did it happy. Finish it. You have to finish it. No. I will be gone. Good. Are you driving home? No, you're not. Yes. You have to finish it. Yes, babe. I'm driving home. You have to finish it. Peer pressure.
Watch one two three. Yeah Oh man like that was good too hard. You're hard as fuck. She did good I know what you guys are thinking Eli. Do you close your eyes during sex? Yeah, I have to sorry
Sorry my girlfriend's so hideous. Sorry babe, how do you do with this? I don't, I just fucking do. That's why we're cosplayed to make it easier for her. We should have separated you two. You should have sat next to me. We just started. Fucking disgusting. I hate it when you hear macaroni being made in the corner. Oh shit, you're rocking the Tism Touch shirt. Speaking of autism.
That was a great transition into this shirt. We have like two more weeks to get your merch. One more by the time this episode releases, but it goes to a phenomenal cause. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. That's a big word for you. It's a lot of syllables. I know. My son taught it to me. He's big in the dictionary. He knows syllables. All proceeds go to a...
An amazing non-profit for autism. We don't take any cash from it even though I tried to. I was like, we need to- He was like, I really love some of that. The charity of Batty's empty wallet. Or as we said, it's Ryden's doing the research. He's just watching YouTube videos and he's autistic, so it's autism research. Okay, but really it's going to a charity. I swear to fucking God. Yeah, we're actually going to do the paper. We're getting the microscope. It's crazy. Yeah.
Man, Ryden had 20 grand and blew through all of it on Robux. That was the worst idea. Was that on the floor? How long is an average episode? Can I halfway and just start deep-throating the mic, or is it towards the beginning? You're right. We shouldn't have gave her the full shot. You need to calm down. One shot later, she's like...
I mean, no, I do. Oh my god. The whole course is going. She looks at us. No, it's just hot right here. I need dessert, dog.
I call this ASMR. Now listen to my insides digest my lunch. Jesus Christ, Eli, what's wrong with you? Hi everyone, this is Savvy Summer. She's big on TikTok. We have our other resident famous TikTok person here, Caleb Francis. Oh,
We should do that in theater we would stare at another person in theater and just try and cry it was a theater kid I was homeschooled
I made you cereal, honey. And then you both just lock it in.
Thanks mom. God I love you
Being homeschooled ruins so many fucking school jokes. Oh my god. Betty's audio working on everyone? No, I have no inside jokes. I checked it early. It's so weird. I know, I picked up my mic. You didn't... I did too. Like, being homeschooled, there's no inside jokes there. Dude, there was some crazy... Yeah, it's like homeschooled because when they're homeschooled, they are in entirety. It is that break where it's like her normal behavior. I'm like, yo, like...
What are you doing? Yeah, well thank God like towards like the end of middle school my parents were like maybe we should put you guys in sports or theater or choir or something. Go meet other children so you know how to socialize as an adult. So that's where we like broke out but we were taught like Phineas and Billie Eilish where it was like unlearning so it was like whatever we were interested in. What is Phineas and Billie, what does that mean? Billie Eilish and her brother Phineas. They were homeschooled. Like Phineas and Ferb? Not Phineas and Ferb. Billie Eilish has a brother named Phineas. He's the one that does all the music. He does all of her production.
And they lived in California and their parents they did unschooling so Which is where there's no actual and I can I'm pretty sure there's no curriculum involved It's like you teach them basics like math and things like that and once they have basics It's just what they're interested in from like That's they do stuff like that and I know it's like in
She's also hyper mega talented. So like, you know, but that's the whole point of it is like whatever your kid's interested in, you help them. Yeah. You find their talent and like go fucking ham. They're not wasting hours and hours. They're doing stuff. They'll never need in life. That's cool. A lot of countries do that. Dirt.
like even in like public schools they're like once a kid figures out something he's interested in man that's what he's going to school for there's like so many people in like other countries that are just like doctors like there's so many like foreign doctors because they start going to be a doctor when they're like 10 they're like all right i'm gonna be a heart surgeon it would be way better if it was like that instead it's like learn about history calculus the
You're going to use algebra one day. Geometry, yeah. Have fun with triangles, bitch. We're not going to teach you taxes or anything you'll use in life, but here, geometry. Now try to remember any of this. You're going to need this buying groceries. What is pie? What the fuck? Why is this even matter? You'll never have a calculator in your pocket. You're like, my phone.
My phone's on your player. Hey, if you're a teacher, fuck you. Yeah, you pieces of shit. Go fuck yourself. I'm sorry to my sister. She's a teacher. I didn't realize you were one of the enemy. I don't know her name, but we love you. It's fine. No, fuck you. The hill I'm dying on today. Fuck that shit. Yeah, so...
Billy I did not know that the brothers the one that does all the beats he does everything on the creative side It's like oh need to be His whole thing is he would like he's insane he's what you call a prodigy so he'd be sitting in an airplane Imagine Eli going through this shit
I feel like if you tapped into it, maybe... I mean, you kind of did. You got your G. You didn't get your I.D. anyways. My dad gave up on me. He was like, eh.
Not because of math or anything that I hated. Yeah, not because of anything that I didn't need. Yeah, the teacher's like, you need to learn this. Show them. It only took me 28 years to figure out what I want to do. Thanks, school. Yeah, now he's playing video games for a living. Good thing I was doing that during high school anyway. Wait, but our parents said that. They were like, you can't play video games for a living. You're like...
Sorry, bitch. My dad still makes fun of me for it. My dad's still like, nah, that's not real. Go outside, you tweaker. He calls me a tweaker instead of a tweaker. That's because you do meth in front of people. Well, I mean... If my dad calls me a tweaker because of my video games... That's the undiagnosed ADHD.
Oh, we all have it. You do heroin. It can cause you a twinker because you have line marks on your head. Adderall would help you. Oh, no. Oh, I forgot those were there. Oh, no. I forgot I could see that. Tattoos, guys. Tattoos. Short sleep shirts. Aww. I did have no tattoos for the longest time. I know. Now you got just hands. Just the most aggressive tattoos you could possibly get. Yeah, yeah. Music notes and sparkles. So aggressive. No. Space gay. No.
Damn you hard as fuck girl. The placement. Like most people start with like a behind the ear, you know, the back. Behind the ear. The tramp stamp. And then homegirls are like, I have no tattoos. I'm 26 years old. I'm going to go straight for the hands. That's smart. It's smart. Yeah. I mean, that makes you have to work on your dreams. Other girls my age love you. I mean, you're not going to give up on your dreams. That's what I told people. You have to pursue your dreams. I was like, I have to. That's what I did with my son. I was like, right. Just tattoo fuckhead across his head.
You have to succeed in life. You're never getting a normal job. Blame your father when you get older, but this will push you. You're going to be rich one day. Work on eye contact, Ryan. Eye contact. Oh, no. You need to go watch these one day.
Wait, this is how right of base is off if he's gonna put you in a home or not is all of the conversation And he's gonna go back and clip them one day like dad said this. Nope. That's a mark. He doesn't need a clip anything. Daddy, you made fun of me 893 times in a year.
- First off, not a single time. What about episode 68 at four minutes and 32 seconds where you said, "God damn it, you little fuck." Okay, first off- - You know he's listening to every minute of our podcast. And he's rewinding each- Like he watches the movies where I don't- - Dude, he does. He'll rewind the same segment 300 times. I thought he was being dramatic.
And Ryden was in my office and he was watching his phone and it was a video of him and his mom and he just kept her winding the same three seconds and she was like, "Love you, Ryden. Love you, Ryden. Love you, Ryden." I was like, "Oh, he'll stop at like 20, right?" Love you, Ryden. - Such a powerful woman. - He's next to Sav in your office with his mother. "I love you, Mom. I love you, Ryden. I love you, Ryden." Just staring at you. "I love you, Ryden. I love you, Ryden." That's what we call a sign, Sav.
He was looking at me in the reflection of my computer She's like babe. I thought you said he was bad with eye contact. He's terrible Oh
Think I think he may want some love and attention Well I did Mickey Mouse waffles oh, okay, okay? They were but he's very specific they were egos. Oh hell. Yeah. Yeah, I can't even change it No, no
He's very big on brands and which specific brands. I mean, I get it dude. Eggos tastes better. They do. We cut it. She cut fucking a sandwich into a goddamn triangles and she was like, Oh, he, she cut it into a triangle. And this one is, this is a semi circle. The bread was lumpy. Wow.
He was like, daddy doesn't do this. Why did you turn my sandwich into art? Fuck this. I'm hanging this on the wall. He just smashes it. Hammer, hammer. Where did you get nails and hammer, my son? That sandwich is old, son. Don't you touch that.
Speaking of hammers and nails, Eli, podcast studio. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. We had... Watching me and Eli build shit in a studio was like watching two monkeys fucking coconut. I like Batty. Batty walks over. He's like...
Showing me something new this man walks up to a corner piece gonna show me something new okay It's like stick on paneling it's just easy paling idiots like me and Eli it's very stick on though yeah very stick on a knee lie was like
To be fair half of it doesn't line up nothing make, but it's a studio It's not supposed to be for nice and pretty for a house You're not gonna see any of it and there's one segment We're doing a corner and we have to cut every fucking piece for this corner So I just kind of put it on there on the end of the corner and I go and I just look at you I'm like watch this. He's like I've done this Mike still watch the Fucking Judy chopped which is
Monster Kyle that shit just jagged awful piece. We made a complete mess of it and then broke it off I accidentally set it face down on the floor, which is fucking This is me like Milner's fucking hamper you do not lift this stuff up when it sticks it's like
My fingertips are like breaking I'm like peeling it up Matty's recording my face I'm just like IT'S SO STRONG It's not coming up Finally got it off I was pulling up with the fucking Philips I was just like Oh god Bro And this was this big It was like I was fucking the worst thing ever Dude
We got it we're right there we're so close like a like half a month out from a usable studio Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna bring a dragon to put in there I'm really excited for to see what y'all do with it cuz you've been planning that one area for a month just on Pinterest like I legit have so many photos in my phone of just D&D rooms like when I was setting all this shit up
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Made you eggs today Betty. Why are you here?
Is that a dragon in your pants or you just have it seem like a dragon
It's a disease baddie Yeah, he's got dragon It's very painful going in but once it's in it's fine. Yeah, it feels great. One wing though We need a bad dragon sponsor get what's this fuck on it, okay? We need a bad dragon sponsor. It's my wing dick a hundred percent bad. Stop it. Stop that No touching. Yeah
If my dad's at home again, no touching leave the door open no touching lights have to stay on he's got to be out by 8:00. That's all I got distracted. Oh god. I just noticed her shirt was see-through
Everyone, sucks if you're listening to this episode. Come join the podcast on YouTube. Speaking of come. Hi, Taylor. Why did you laugh like that? That's her evil laugh. I have never heard that laugh. Wait, Eli knows I have a lot. You want to have sex? No.
Yeah, maybe. I don't know if you were behind a door, which makes it worse. What was that?
What was the run you did last night after the stream? Running from sex? What was the run that you did to the bedroom? Was it Attack on Titan? Was it Attack on Titan? I know, I did the arms straight. I did this run. She was like, and I was like, run! And I did high knees like this. So I just run. I'm just like chasing him. Y'all are fucking weird. That's how we have sex. I run from it. Not today, she-devil!
You too can at least have sex once in your life save yourself for marriage everybody Find somebody that's Equally as weird as you and runs with his arms locked in his hands Eli runs like attack on titan titans Which win yes? which
- Yes. My son also runs like an attack on time. - No, you're so, no, Ryan is like, he runs like crazy. - Ryan is just like. Ryan's always in his underwear too, which makes it so much better.
I love it when Ryden has to hurry. I hope he never watches these. Dude, Ryden's the worst runner in the world. Like, he's like, "We gotta hurry, Daddy." I'm like, "Bro, what are you doing? You look like a marionette doll." And someone's just dragging you along. It's like going through the airport. It's like tripping. It's like, "What the hell is up here?" Oh my god. "How do you go up here?" What the fuck? Dude, it looks like QWOP game.
My son's possessed. He's like, not laughing at this. We love Raiden. How did we get here? Again, tips and touch. All money goes to an awesome cause. Go buy yours today at BunkerBrand.com. I don't know if that's the link. Unsubscribe. I shouldn't have come. BunkerBrand.com.
creators or partners slash unsubscribe podcast. I don't know. BookerBrandon.com. Figure it out. Autism. You'll find it. You'll find it. Autism. You'll find it. If you want to help, you'll find it. Jesus Christ. Stop.
All right. All right. Oh, no. At brunch, because that's where we were before this if you couldn't tell. At brunch, you had a story you wanted to tell and you weren't allowed to talk. Oh, God. What story was it? I guess.
Woman but now you can talk I'm an introvert so I stay at home. I don't talk to people so when I do get to talk. I'm like oh
And in my house she's not welcome to talk. Well yeah, obviously. No, I just- he puts me in a room and he just feeds me sometimes. There's a little door. I need more Gynas in this room. I feel very un- Baddie, unplug the mic. Yeah, Fluck, just go ahead and mute her. It's the podcast. Thanks. Periods, am I right?
Very cool periods. Oh, God. My menstrual cycle is awesome. Is that the name of the episode? Periods, am I right? Like one word, am I right? It's just a vagina. That's my thumbnail. Vagina holding a broom.
Whoa, I just saw the podcast go yellow. That's so weird. This one just couldn't be monetized. Wait, it's fine. All I have to do is I approve this message. Yeah, see? She gets canceled. She gets canceled. No. I mean, imagine having tattoos on your hands. I know. Good luck finding a job. Good luck getting married one day. Oh, I can't drink. I'm a girl.
All of us are drinking like this. Now I can do it. Now I can do it. Okay, here's my moment to shine. I know. I was waiting on that day. I was like, oh, wait. Ready? Let's see who can go the deepest. No, I don't want to do this game. I had to commit to the bit. I don't want to do this game. I don't want to do this game. I don't want to do this game.
Shut up tell the story
we gonna say it was about no i remember it was your homeboy uh zach efron being hot oh no i don't wow girl comes on the podcast you want to talk about zach no no no big age way hotter okay zach everyone is so fucking hot though i'm with you i feel it so it's not a positive
Positive or negative because I do sympathize but we were just discussing it on the way to brunch That Zac Efron apparently went through a very traumatic event He got hurt and his whole jaw over the last year has been under reconstructive surgery And so it's hard he's going through that entire recovery But then tick-tock is just lighting into him like oh like you're ugly that I don't like the same guy You're not gonna get casted anymore. And I'm like man who he looks he don't he's not But he definitely looks like a doll
He's not the same person. It looks like there's been a lot of feelers in his jaw, in his cheeks, in his lips. That's why I'm confused if it was just an injury because it's his whole face. It's everywhere. I'm wondering if he had swelling or multiple lacerations and had to get surgery. I don't know.
Apparently and this is like the story Apparently he was Running in his home with socks on and he hit a water fountain. That's the story apparently
Zach Efron. I slipped on my water fountain. Correct me if I'm wrong. So that's the story. And so because it was so traumatic, the entire injury, his entire jaw was hanging off his face. So he went, he underwent all of these like reconstructive surgeries. So he doesn't look the same, but imagine going through something that traumatic and then getting the hate of the world. Like you're ugly now. I mean, I'm a ginger. I get it. I still don't think because I'm,
I've got enough written there that I get it. I was an ugly 12 year old. I have been there. An ugly 12 year old. Oh, I went through a hideous stage. You were going to see through shirts. Shut the fuck up. These are fake, too. I'm so ugly. Do you know how hard it is? I sympathize with you guys. I sympathize. I know what it's like to be ugly, guys. I know what it's like to be busted and hurt. You know how hard it is to wake up and go home to school? And get made fun of by your brothers and sisters?
I had ten siblings, okay, I want to ten so My parents just left kids and they just kept having kids and um
Imagine your parents And that's a
I love making me a big ol' crummy piss. Cheers, homie. Why do you have so many kids? Because I love me a crummy piss.
Oh god, dad! Dad, I thought you just loved children. No wait! You say that, but my dad used to brag about it. My dad would... Dad's always bragging about that economy person. Mom's teaching school and dad's in the back like, yeah, I got her pregnant again. My dad, my mom...
That's my car. Mommy's busy. What? Oh, God. We're in the middle of math class, Dad. Geometry. Yeah, I gave her the angle. Dad, stop. Speaking of pie. This classroom isn't big enough for all you kids. I gave her the cream pie. I gave your mom a square root of pie. You haven't met my parents yet. You're making it so hard.
So much worse. Oh my god, my cheekbones. 3.1 following my rock. This will be the greatest short to send to your family. I can't wait. You just want to meet my boyfriend, Eli? Hello. Comey pussy. Nice to meet you. You're Mr. Comey Puss, huh? Great to meet you, Mr. Comey Puss. Here's your fertile Mrs. Come Puss. Do I call you Puss or Come? Mrs. Come Puss.
This episode literally is a middle school table at lunch. I'm speechless. It's so stupid. Daddy, come! Speechless. It's so stupid. No, my dad used to literally, my dad would brag, right, after my mom would give birth. He's like, when can I get back in? I'm like, I don't want to know that! I don't want to know! The baby comes out, he pushes it off the bed, and then I get in.
Get out of the way, baby. Listen, it's crying. It's fine. It's alive. Get over it. It hasn't eaten yet, sis. Period. It hasn't eaten one day in its life. But it's fine. Daddy wants to eat, too. It's hanging off the abilicum. Corny chucks it. All right. He shakes it a little bit. It cries. All right. It's good. Let's go. I was going to send this to my parents. I can't do that now. Sam finally gets on a podcast. We just talked about her dad and mom's gummy pussy.
*laughing*
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Oh no, I can't breathe. Holy shit. I don't know how Zac Efron turned into cream pussy, but there you go. Have you seen his face? He's beautiful. I love Zac Efron. It kind of gives me that handsome Squidward vibes. Oh, yeah.
He's so young!
I feel like they were talking about doing another high school musical and he was like, well shit, I gotta look like a teenage boy again. I do it.
The Gorgonites? Dude, all the time whenever I get on Discord, but the first thing that I say sometimes, I'm like, I am Archer, leader of the Gorgonites. Oh, you said Archer?
Okay
Speaking of compass Have you ever just been searching on the internet on things you shouldn't be babe go change in your cosplay? Yeah, okay? No, this is part of the ad space. Oh, yeah, what is happening right now? Did you are you ready? Are you doing this? Oh? Yeah? Okay? Oh, I got this. I'm ready. I was this is You know
Dude, fucking browsing on the internet. Yeah. Yeah, browsing on the internet. Eli, just real quick. Sorry, I got distracted. Eli, real quick. I'm going to do something for you. Okay. Are we on the time this one? Boom! Have you ever been browsing on the internet? Who browses the internet here? It's me.
I like to browse. Yeah, me too. Who likes to look at stuff you probably shouldn't look at at times or embarrassed about if they found it on your internet browser history? What's your darkest secret? I do not have an internet browser history. Delete it immediately. Or I go incognito mode. Perfect fucking transition. Why not just use incognito mode? You know why? Because your IP still knows what you're looking at. Comcast knows what I'm looking at? Yeah. Exactly.
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Great I'd read flood cut it up make it work. Yeah, literally the only hot girls that I think I follow anymore are all cosplay girls Oh, really? I think literally like especially Twitter's dangerous. You know that because they don't give a shit so you pull Twitter up and you're home dude Twitter Check this out that I look at my related She might like this
Yeah, yeah, bro. It's even worse though because I follow a couple only fans girls cuz I'm like sure I'm supporting my friends that do sex with shit whatever go hard but sometimes They go on these little retweet binges. Oh, yeah, they're other only fans friends and you're like I'll be like scrolls an asshole my bow. Where did that come from? Yeah, dude I'm free. I'm like friends with one who comments on my stuff regularly and like I like I
I'm very appreciative and I always like respond back, but her stuff is insane. Like everything she posts is really intense. Big fan. And I'm like, oh yeah. Yeah. What's her name again? What's your friend's name? I'm not saying it. I forgot your friend's name. I just texted you. I'll show you. It's too much. Yeah. Great girl. Very sweet. But everything she posts is so intense. And I like, I'll pull them off. Huge personality.
Yeah, no, I mean she's probably taken a few huge personalities. What's her personality like? If she was drinking, what was the size of the cup she was drinking out of? It's a good size. It's a good banana size going on that she's handling. But either way... Wait, what is she doing? Does she have a dick? No, no, she's handling it as if it's being gave to her.
But it's great. It's her and her boyfriend. Oh! Yeah, yeah. It's a team effort. Yeah, she's posting that stuff a lot. And I'm like, you know, good job. I'm glad you're living your life. You're having a good time. Then she'll just respond to my stuff. And then I'll respond back. So then her stuff is always pressed on my shit. And I'm just like, yeesh.
Every time I get on Twitter, I'm like, oh, damn. Do you respond to those photos? No, no, no, no, no. I just respond to her when she, like, if I tweet something and she comments on it, I'll respond back to her because she's super nice, like a great person, but she's doing some hardcore shit. I just like a bottle pop stuff. No, literally, it's like tied up in a million ways, being shocked while she's being peed on, like crazy stuff. And you're like very inspirational. Retweet. I'm like,
All right. Hold on. Let me go to expressvpn.com real quick. Yeah, let's use that. ExpressVPN. Just real quick. Expressvpn.com slash unsub. Can we do a natural ad read like that? Okay, let me look it up on my phone real quick. Because that's the name. Oh, man. I bet she's hard. Like, she... Yeah, she's been doing a lot. You see? Yeah.
Guys were I mean Caleb about to start fucking Double dutch rudder I don't want to Where's my girlfriend Like it's No don't look You're in a relationship Take it easy But yeah it's just like stuff like this All the time like you know good job Like she is a sweetie
You need a comment like really good angle. Love the lighting. I mean, to be fair, the camera work is phenomenal. Yeah, it's literal. It's like, yeah, it's legit stuff. I'm like, wow, this is really good quality. And then I'm like, oh, wow, that's a lot. Wow, is that the new iPhone? What is this new iPhone? You know, good job. Very sweet. You know, always comments really nice things. That's a weird. See, that's a weird line. Are you using the Adobe package? Are you big into Lightroom? Christ, you know your way around Lightroom. No, I'm not.
So okay, but no that actually brings up a very good topic. Yeah Are you allowed to comment on that shit with your friends? And be like yo, friggin killer video, right? Like it's kind of awkward you're like, uh... Like it's sad that you feel like you can't be liking it cuz then it's gonna be like so and so saw you like this like all your other friends that like I knew like us for sure your friends with a lot of companies that like you work for and stuff and they probably don't want to be like
One of my employees like this. I have a lot of friends that dude OnlyFans, but not like just lewd stuff on only Yeah, I'm friends with it. Yeah, like yeah, I'm the same time. I'm like, I'm not jerking off to you Great, I'm happy for you, but I'm not gonna crank it to this because we're friends It's so awkward like where's the line? How do you yeah? Yeah
Yeah, you're like, man, I wish I could like it because we're friends, but I feel like I probably shouldn't. I'm going to get in trouble from other people. I have met a lot of these girls. I'm like, hi, how are you? We're good friends. I know your name. Yeah. Yeah. Place what? Oh, nice.
What? Eye contact. On my friend's eyes. Yeah, use the eye follower for the rest of the podcast. This is an autism test? What? Oh shit, if we look at tits, we have autism. Okay, Seth, hear me out. We actually were talking about something important. Put your tits away. Fuck!
I see one laser go down one goes up. I'm trying. It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely Where's the line it like I
Girl posts on OnlyFans, like you're friends with said women. Okay. How do you support that without just looking like you're cranking to your friends' videos? You know what, yeah. God, as a male friend, I feel like. That's it, that's a male friend. I feel like it's weird. From a woman's perspective, I feel like there is no line because girls also do the same thing, but we don't tell you.
I think that the majority vote is like we know that guys do because it's vastly talked about, but girls are just as sexual as men are. We just don't talk about it. So we fantasize. We may not look at a picture, but we might see a picture and fantasize about it later. They're going to J-O to our pictures. So to answer, I think that we know that you might do it, but we also appreciate the support. But like, no, no, no, no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm not talking about that. What is it?
Like on Twitter and such and they'll post like this is my new stuff like whoa What do you how do you you cuz you can't just retweet that? My friend is awesome
Great camera angle. Do you give notes? Are you like, okay, great ending. The cum shot was great. Trash storyline. Boring until he came. I feel like you're a good example as how it is to be a platonic friend after you're no longer, or if you're in a relationship. We talk about this. I always tell her, I was like, platonic? I was like, you were hot, girl. Guys are going to be like, best friends. Yeah.
That's not real. I'm sorry. That's really tough. Okay, okay, okay. They can be your best friend for sure. They will absolutely be your best friend. But almost 99% if you were like, do you want to have sex? They would be like, yes, absolutely. You're my best friend and you're so hot. I would absolutely fuck you.
Trust me. It trusts you're different stop it. Yeah, no no I promise you it's different. I promise you I've talked with girls about this We're just we don't vocalize it because if we break that barrier we no longer have guy friends Because then guys are like oh well then I'll be able to break that bear well one day We'll be able to bang and it's like it may never happen for now and then we never happen But we still haven't thought about it at some point in time so it's but you're way less likely to act on it and
Okay, guys are gonna act on it every fucking time can't help it. Yeah, I feel like it's it's so much like dudes are definitely it's harder for them to control that because it's like
I mean, I know girls obviously like get super horny too, whatever, but like, I feel like it's very hard for dudes to like control that for a long, long time. Like, I feel like it's after a while, it starts fucking with them. If anything, guys, I feel like check out quicker, whereas girls start to build attachment later on in the friendship. Okay. Especially when there's like trust involved and there's like commitment in that friendship. Girls are like, oh, I kind of see something here. Well, guys, check out because I'm getting laid. Exactly. My best friend. Yeah. But I have so many girlfriends. How could,
I'm like, how? Bro, fucking your best friend is great. It is. It's fine. Me and Batty get along so well. It is great. I know. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Wait, you're supposed to make a hole. I thought you wanted a whole hand. Yeah, that too. That's so awkward. I just wanted to put my finger in your hole. Hold on, let me make it tighter. He tells me that every night. Oh, yeah. What? What?
Oh my god. Was that an outside thought? I will give it to her last night. ELI! NO! ELI! SHUT THE FUCK UP! No, it's good. It's funny. Video games, go. Video games, done. So, butt sex is like a warm hug. Pull your penis from a butt. Yeah, like Destiny. There, I got it all back in the loop! Can we normalize anal?
What? It's not normal? No! It's so taboo. I feel like, especially in a guy's world... Okay, the guys I grew up with... I grew up in Georgia where men are so against anal because they think it makes them... Oh, okay, sure. So it's like...
I don't like that.
I tried man. I saw where this car was going I was like don't make me turn around and when I was turned around somebody fucking drove into the front of the car Nobody can see us. We have a great thumbnail now. He's moved the mic real quick. Oh
No, sit up. No, you go like this. Go like this, be like this. I'm just making sure there's no nipple involved. Go like this. That's fine, it's just the nipple. Everyone's seen nipples, guys. No, that one. Which one? That one. Perfect. Lean forward. Can you touch your elbows? Can you go like this? I hate that comment so fucking much. You must not be very flexible if you can't make elbows touch. If you can't touch your elbows. Perfect, thank you for our thumbnail, Sav. You're wonderful.
I'll be Caleb, you do it now! I get me with that one on Twitch all the time. Can your elbows- I play dumb! I play dumb every time, I'm like, "My elbow!" I don't know, I'm like, "Ow!" Stop stop stop stop stop! Never make that voice again. Don't! No! Stop it! Don't look at me like that, Eli. I'm homeschooled! So my- Okay, I was in theater and I was homeschooled, so all we had was anything but time. ExpressVPN, help me!
- God damn it. - Go on. You haven't cosplayed Minnie Mouse. - I feel like with homeschool and theater kids, our entire connection to the outside world is movies, music, porn, a lot of porn. I'm not gonna front, a lot of porn. But we had nothing but time. So we would sit and we would just like, we would sing, we would do theater, we would rehearse movies. - We would jerk off.
God damn it. We have a lot of time when dad's walking around, call me pussy. My parents are going to disown me so fast. Anyways. You're one of ten. Yeah, I know. They'll forget about me. You're just one gummy pussy.
I'm out. I'm checking out somewhere. You know that every one of my family has a religious name but me? Everybody had a religious name but me. Every single one. What's their names? So, Christiana is Christian with an A. You got Joseph and then me. My name means dirt. Dirt. He just knew from the get-go. I feel like
My dick was dirty when I made this coming. Did you have a rock concert? We were at a country music concert when I made this coming. So this was a black sheep for sure. I was fucking her in a Savannah. It's beautiful. Savannah is the name of this song. God damn it. Anyways, how do I segue with that? Rayma's the next one. Fucking hell. I'm done.
Anyways, um... So yeah, we practiced theater a lot, and we got really good at voices, and so I'll practice these voices on Eli now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm not ready for this. What? What?
I'm not sure if I'm ready for this conversation yet. Did you just say you practice these voices in the context of Minnie Mouse? All of them. All the voices. So I'll do Clarabelle. Who's Clarabelle? Clarabelle Cowell. Oh, what? You're trying to kill me. I'm trying to kill you. I'm trying to kill you.
I'm crying. I'm crying. I'm crying. He bought me actually a Cal Costas. I am so sorry for all of our audio listeners today. This one is bad.
Oh shit. Composing yourself. There's no composing yourself when you got him composing himself to your fucking Claire Belkow. What the fuck? Like I get it, cow costumes are in, but the voice seems a little goddamn much. Oh shit. Oh my god. Moo moo, I'm a cat. What's the tip? It's a turtle. I found the mask.
I need you to bring that dick. He's like, I got the mask. I'm going to mask it to the day. All right. So we got Mickey. We got Minnie Mouse. They just dropped. So what was that? Just those pinky pants drop into my ankle. Weird round pants. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.
More hysterical it's more like mini Why did you have to look up? Why did you look up?
And then it goes into Mickey which is more of a hold on um, don't look at me please I'm not, I can't look at you anymore Mickey, Mickey, wait, wait, stop doing this stuff It's very like You do this regularly You know, you keep the spice alive With Mickey Mouse and Cass Most people get like a cock ring and a butt plug And you overhear Minnie Mouse Wait, no
No, people don't fucking roleplay Mickey and Minnie. Wait, so what's the one voice? I just picture you walking out in a sexy bikini, and I'm like, uh-uh. Do the Mickey. Do the Mickey. And I'm like, okay, Teddy. Put the udders on. I need the udders on. Wait, wait, so wait.
- That was the one voice I did where you were like, that sounds like a certain character, but you couldn't figure it out for the longest time. I'd be like, nice cock. You got so mad. He's like, don't ever do that. - There's like Timmy or someone,
God bless it. Oh my god. They probably really use Timmy Turner. Yeah. Fucking Timmy Turner. Do that one again. Do the Timmy Turner one. Do the Timmy. Do the Timmy Turner one. Do it. Do it. Nice cat. There it is.
You said your best you okay when bad he met me I was like, I'm normal he's like you're dating Eli you can't be normal
You fucking bitch you I see the difference I didn't I never wanted a curtain pulled back in front of me like that my I will not do unless I'm intoxicated cuz Clarabelle is so obnoxious that's pretty well it is
No, I won't do it. I won't do it now. But that was wrong. Everyone's like... But he did. Did you not go on Amazon and buy the little cow bikini? Yeah. Is there udders? No, I need to get... Now I'm mad in my fantasy of udders. Yeah, you gotta put some udders on there. Did you put a little bit of milk in there? She's like, why'd you order two? One for each tit. You turned both of my tits into udders? This is a video game podcast.
Yeah, don't walk around and move you spray the milk everywhere Maybe a shot was a bad idea. I had I bold way too much information our audience is learning far more than I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry loving it video games Yeah, speaking of which fucking Betty you do this one. Oh, yeah, it might
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This was very last minute otherwise it would be way more in-depth. I feel like it would be much better This is good Take forever away deal a race to me again video games was something I was alive Was do I do I think I jerked off to a video game absolutely volleyball do a I feel like I became a lesbian in that moment And you know it's okay
It's fine. What was the first video game you all jerked off to? Final Fantasy XII. Well, I don't have anything to jerk off with, but. What was XII? XII was with Vaughn and Fran. She was. I like you know the name of Fran. Specifically because I was like, this game's too sexy, dude. Her race of people. Her race of people were Playboy bunnies.
They were just hot ass women that lived in the forest. And they had bunny ears and tails. She had like, she just wore like lingerie. And it was just like, like dark complexion, like gorgeous, like Brazilian looking woman. Every time, like the really good. And the camera angles complimented. Dude, the high def scenes, every time they came out, I was like, whoa, this is a lot. Hey guys, in the comments below, please let us know what was the first video game you jumped off to. Only put,
Just put the name of the game. Just put the name of the game and everybody will know. Don't describe it for the lone god. I feel like I can honestly say it was probably the volleyball DOA. It was. Dead or Alive 4. Yeah. 100%. Dead or Alive 4. Yeah. That was 2005. Because there was no other video game I had. Because I grew up in a religious family. There was no other video game I had. I remember DOA 1.
ability to get a hold of so I can remember plenty of games that I was like oh she's so fucking hot but I but because Final Fantasy 12 was so long and she and she's a really good character like I kept her in my main like all the time she's a trash tier character Kayla's like no she's she's a trash tier character this girl
I was like, S tier, man. S tier. S tier no matter what. But because I did enjoy her character so much, she was always in my group. So every time a battle would go on, I was like, fuck, so hot. And I would be playing it, and I'd be like, fuck, I gotta pause this and go jack off. And then come back and finish the game. But it's so awkward coming back to the game, because you're like, you know what you just did? You're kind of sleepy now, and you're in the middle of a boss battle, and you're like, okay, I can finish that. But you keep looking at her,
But yeah, that was the first one that I was really gonna fucking back off to this video game character now I forget it was it was actually a Metal Gear Solid 3 snake eater with Eve when she does the zip down with Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, just you remember medicals all a titty come on when you can zoom in date like could zoom in with you seven I just realized that was Eric dude Really mine was tip. I think Final Fantasy 7 and I don't
Bad scenes like this CG you remember the bad CG that would happen five faces a weird Aerith is definitely better
Like this might be going too far, but I don't give a fuck at this point You've already crossed the line today in you with coming pussy Newgrounds related but there was a I don't know it's silly there was a fucking old like porn website called Aerith lives
Don't remember that yeah, okay, buddy found it Patti found it Sephra comes down had nothing to do with Final Fantasy. No, it was nothing but hentai Yeah, yeah, and I remember playing I remember I don't remember if I was looking up Final Fantasy shit and the internet was young and fucking dangerous and I felt errors Final Fantasy excited. I needed help with five or seven. I was playing it. Yeah, and that definitely showed up and I was like, oh
Okay, that's another good question. What is the first video game character that you looked at porn of? Probably still Aerith. Yeah. Aerith really? Like Tifa or...
I had a big Bulma thing. Bulma was big in the early 2000s. I didn't do fanfic porn. When I got into porn, it was more so categories of what I was into at the time. What was that? That was that spike.
spice kit. Riku, Final Fantasy X-2, dude. Oh, shit! Yeah, bro! G-string pulled up, man. I remember being like, what? Because fucking X was so wholesome. Then it wasn't. I mean, Lulu was fucking a baddie in there, but you get Lulu,
Yeah, with her dress and her tits. Oh, yeah. But 10-2, and then she comes back, and it's just like miniskirt with G-string pulled up, doing some fishtail. I was like, what the fuck is going on? Dude, the whale tail? I forgot about that. Yeah, yeah. Don't eyebrow at him right now. You stop. Don't bite your lip and fucking eyebrow at this table.
This is a wholesome Christian Minecraft table. You gave me Tito's. It's over. You asked for the Tito's. You should have told me no. I'm sorry. Final Fantasy 7, Tifa, Bulma.
Had to be like though our age range as far as like what we experienced video game wise is very different So there is no living your difference between you and I and so what we experience is very different I remember being on my Xbox 360 and just trolling the shit out of people which is not something that you really are
Because you were 21 when I was 10. But again, you just said you like, it's like IJ-O to fucking Snake Eater. IJ-O to Tomb Raider and Triangle Tits. Like, we aren't the same. We aren't the same. It's like the entrepreneur. We aren't the fucking same. Triangles. They are so known.
anything there was no cleaver nothing it was just trying to do you had to rotate the camera awkwardly in the frame you're turning trying to get the perfect camera for 20 minutes your mom walks in you run off i remember though the first time we played uh what was it warzone together and like our banter was so different because we were friends at the time oh yeah and so him and i are going back and forth and like
There was something that I said that would like catch people off guard when playing games with them But I said it to Eli and he was like you can't say stuff like that But we're just going at it and I'm like I drink the cum of my enemies and he's like you can't say that Like we're friends right now He's like you have a lot of enemies now It's like I don't care I drink the cum of my enemies
All the enemies like everybody the lights are just starting to punch in her in the back I'll show you
It's a shitty Batman. Prepare evil doubt. Oh no, another enemy. Let's go. I am darkness. I am revenge. I think Batty's understanding our relationship so much more right now. I am vengeance. Oh my god. We're just playing Xbox. I'm like, all right, let's go. This is Call of Duty. What are you doing? Yeah, this is the best vengeance I've had. I have to have a ponytail on the man. I'm like, vengeance is making me so sleepy.
Chicks who are degradation can just need to go play Xbox 360 Modern Warfare lobbies. You will learn so much about yourself. Just let them know you're a girl. And then you're sick. You're good. A 14-year-old playing Xbox 360. I learned a lot
about myself apparently like that's still like now like you can still just do that now like every time i see like a big female streamer and they like post stuff of their like uh them being fucking killer at a game it's just the craziest shit i'm like wow this is it's still how do people still why are girls still still not allowed to game yes and be like the best at fucking games man they're doing some crazy shit these days and i'm just like fuck man this is
I mean good on ya, that's great, but Jesus Christ. Why is that a thing? I don't even understand. Why? Because, I mean, it's dudes. Yeah, dudes just... What kind of shit? Dudes kind of suck. The second you hear a voice on there, it's like, yeah, it's such a good game. Hey, Crowley. GG's everyone. Who the fuck is this bitch? Who the fuck are you? You fucking hot. Why aren't you in the kitchen, bitch? I'm horny now. I mean,
You fucking bitch you're like oh, I want to play the game. Haha. That's great No
I will never understand that mentality man. Yeah, my boner just gets bigger when that stressor is going. It's like wait, your game is too pushy. Why is she 350? Y'all are not normal. Your average male does not think like that. No, I mean, I was gaming with Tay last night and she's better at fucking Apex than me. I'm like, fuck yeah, carry me harder. Let's go. Hop in your backpack, bitch. I love Tay.
Fucking res me you fucking mad that girls are gamers like
I never will understand. It's like fucking anything I do. I'm like, I usually use pink stuff. Do you think it's the older generation before you guys or it's after? No, it's absolutely. It's every generation. It's our generation. It's probably like kids who are raised by dudes that are like that. Like, I mean, like it's probably like that generation. Yep. They're kids. Lose in here, son. Women suck. A bitch is going to get on and kill you and is going to piss you off like it pissed dad off. They don't.
They don't deserve no controller. Just tell her to make a sandwich. Come play E69 murder me 42 times in a single session. Sav, what was your gamer tag on Xbox 360? Oh yeah, babe, what was it? It was playa killer. Because she killed them players. Okay. It was A-A, playa killer. Okay.
Well on that wonderful love, thank you for watching the unsubscribe podcast! As always you have Eli Delta, myself, Batty Streams, and our two very special guests Savvy Summer and Caleb Francis. Savvy, where can we find you right now? Where like your plug your shit? God, TikTok is I would say the biggest platform, Instagram, and then working on that YouTube. Okay, but what are the what are the names? What are the titles? Oh, Savvy Summer. She's like just look at YouTube.com. Sorry, I'm so sorry!
Savvy Summer is everything except for TikTok, which is Savannah Summer. Okay, Caleb, your usual, where are we finding you? Yeah, Caleb W. Francis on everything other than Twitch. That's Grizzly Puncher. The Grizzly Puncher. Guys, check out our friends. Thank you again for watching. What's up? And
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