70 - LOVE, WARIO & ANDREW TATE ft. Che Durena
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Shane's Diet Coke. Oh, I didn't even know they make Diet Cokes in a tall can. Yeah, well, Shane Smith drinks like 47 a day. Holy shit.

Yeah, he goes through a 24 case a day. 24 case a day. James Smith is big. Yeah, he's going to lose some limbs or something or brain cells. There's no way that's good for you. He's going to give birth to a kidney stone. Yeah, that's what's going to happen. That's what's going to happen. Still not to this day, he hasn't. Do I have everything? I feel like I'm forgetting something. Sound is good.

Brandon's over there. Yeah, hi. Is the mic working? Yeah. The mics are on. Brandon's mic is working. Everybody seems to be. Cody's talking. I like it. We're here. Minorities are all here. White person. I'm the minority. Say hi to Eli. It's racially ambiguous, buddy. That guy's fucking ridiculous, don't I?

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And that's where the, you come, that is, come subscribe. Hi everyone. Minority Donut here. I'm joined today by Brandon Herrera, Che Dorena, and as always Eli, DoubleFap. And this is a video game podcast. I just, I don't know. It's like, hi, Minority Hunter here. Cody's new nickname. I don't do that anymore.

it was like buck hunter but it takes place in spartanburg jesus christ welcome to the podcast

We'll see. We'll see. I might break in the middle of the podcast. I have a weak will when it comes to booze. That's why I've got to give myself the hard lines because it doesn't take a lot for me to just be like, oh, I'll have one, and then I'm just face down in some strange person's bed. Nobody says you don't have discipline if you never put up a front like you're trying to not do it. There you go. This is just what I decided to do today. Exactly.

What would you like? Right now, I'm good on the coffee. I'm good on the coffee. You got to let me get worn down first. I got to put up somewhat of a fight. That's the way we like it. Yes. No tears, only dreams. Stop resisting. Oh, no. We're just forcing alcohol. The last time I heard stop resisting when I put someone in handcuffs was about a year ago. Cody, you've been out of policing for like three years. I don't know.

I know. Times are adding up, bro. So I'm going to put one of those Game of Thrones, like the thing they put in that dude's mouth and just like feed him booze. Instead of hot steel. Yeah, that's it. Here is your crown. Yeah, your crown of gold.

That was like the first episode, wasn't it? It's early. It's early. The first time they introduced like Khal Drogo. Yeah. Because it was what's-her-name's brother, right? Yeah. And he was a piece of shit. Yeah. Because they, what they run away, they escape, right? And then they, uh,

They get traded off or he trades his sister to the Dothraki's as like a offering. And then they just end up murdering him. And then she becomes queen. When you see the size of Khal Drogo next to his sister and he's just like, have at it. You're like, oh, that's a little fucked up, dude. It is. Yeah, it's not it's not going to end well for for her. But that's the way she goes. Apparently it did. Oh, it did. It did. Yeah. Oh, wow. It was a different time.

I forgot the size difference. Yeah. Like a Betamax going into a GameCube system. Jesus Christ. It ain't going to work. Do you think he...

Full guesses on Jason Momoa's dick size. What are we thinking for Jason Momoa's dick size? How big a dick he's got. You're gonna fit right in, bro. This is your first time you've listened to us, obviously. I listened to a few episodes. I got the vibe. I got the vibe. Oh, no. You wrote down cum eight times. Okay. That's just his notes. He's just like, cum, cum, edgy racism, cum, uh...

Yeah, just always transition my notes. Yeah, that's Cody's notes are my morning affirmation like Cody talk more and also

It's like oh this isn't live right we're not live Just I could already see flock just open in the bottle already just like here we go Baddies not here And it's gonna stay monetized What is this think my cortisol went through the roof about this podcast when I realized that baddie was the voice of reason I?

I know that's a bad one when baddies they're like oh baddies not there this is gonna go bad it's like or is it he anchors you guys down he keeps you keeps you civil keeps you which is bad when you see baddie and you realize he's the voice of reason in the oh he's the chaperone yeah fuck it's very unstable unstable waters out here I like it though it's good it's refreshing red flag tattooed on him and he's the voice of reason a red flag what's the red flag

literal a literal red flag yeah he has a tattoo like like i'm a walking red flag oh a red flag i thought it was like bro you've had some red flags oh no i've got tons of red flags for sure man i got a mattress on the floor that's uh one of the first red flags and you're older than 20 oh yeah oh yeah i'm older than 23 and i live in new york yeah dude how

How is that bringing a girl home to a mattress on the floor? I tell them beforehand. I tell them, I go, there's like, there's the mattresses on the floor. Cause you can't, you can't bullshit it. You can't bullshit the mattress on the floor. How does that conversation usually go? Oh, it's, but you got it. Like the vibes I give off. Sometimes I'm like, why are all the women I sort of associate with? Like these kind of like grimy people. Like I, I,

And it's just what I... Oh, my God. I'm just going to let you know the mattress is on the floor. Do you have a mattress? There you go. Does it take a lot? It doesn't take a lot to impress them. I have a call to make. Mom, I made it.

He owned the whole mattress. For context, the first girl I slept with when I moved to New York had more than one face tattoo. Like, that's the realm I'm kind of in constantly. And it's just the vibes I give off. I don't seek these people out. They find me. I have terrible pickup games. What was her dick size like? This is chode-ish. Gertie, but short.

That sounds less painful. Oversized clit or undersized dick? We'll never know. Four-inch clit? That's a penis, my friend. No. No way.

No, couldn't be. Couldn't be. There was no veins in it. We've gotten six minutes in and we're already at trend click. Yeah. That's a new record right here. Dude, mark it, mark it. Put it in the fucking Guinness books. So you just like, you have high quality females. You invite them to your place. They're great. They're great. We're all in the same vibe where they come back to the place. I do. I go a lot of going there right now because I have two big windows in my apartment and no blinds yet. Yeah.

Yeah, having invested in the blinds. I've been on the road too much to really get the humble abode looking the way I want it to look. So most of my downtime in New York has just been chilling. But I will. I'll get there. I'll get there. We'll get to the point. My brother in Christ, they're like $20 on Amazon. I know. It's like, haven't made that investment. This isn't fucking. You're not shopping for a house, my son. No, you are right. I will give you $20. Okay.

Guys, we're starting to GoFundMe right now for Jay's blinds. But we're going to pick what blinds we're going to put in the house. I need to get the blackouts for sure. I need those blackout curtains. That'll change your life. Yeah, yeah. Those are the best thing ever. That's why they wake up at 12. Yeah, because you got the blackouts. Okay, my car was towed this morning. That's why I was late to everything. Did you run out? Did you make a scene where you were like, did you try to stop it? No, I didn't even know it was happening. I slept good last night.

and i walk outside to take john to school and i'm like oh well my truck's not in front of my house that's like it's san antonio so it's probably stolen but i live in a gated community so it's probably not stolen and i called security and they're like yeah you parked it in front of your house so we towed it you're not supposed to park overnight on the street just imagine that is what your security says bro you parked in front of your house exactly i was like listen here ralph

I appreciate what you do for this community, but you have a name and address. Don't fucking do that again. Yeah.

It's that that's such a preposterous cause like, especially overnight at night is when it's going to be the least inconvenience to anyone. It's like, what is the point of towing this truck? And it's like, if anything come to you first and they came in, you're not, if it is bothering you for whatever insane reason, like, uh, can you not park your car in the road? You're not supposed to wear it in front of your own. It's not a small road either. Like if you have one car on either side of the street, you can still get through them. It's,

That's what they tried to tell me. They're like, it's so emergency vehicles can get through. And I'm like, well, I was a...

cop for years and I know emergency vehicles can fit through here a three fire trucks can fit through here yeah you have like a big roadway it's not like yeah well it's just some busy body white lady that lives across from me keeps calling they got nothing better to do man and if it's not this it'll be something else it'll be like a guy has a boat in his driveway and it's four centimeters bigger than it needs to be they're just like it's like bro get a life get something to do there's so many things to do man learn how to play piano I don't know

yeah they need to bring um what were the wolf of wall street pills the quaalude they need to bring quaaludes back for these ladies are quaaludes uppers or downers aren't they a downer at first and then if you what if you stay awake they are like a total downer yeah because they're like uh it's supposed to be a sleeping pill oh yeah like a sleeping pill but if you like don't sleep for like 20 minutes you get like absurdly high oh comments below what are quaaludes yeah since we're huge into the drug scene as you can tell we're like are they uppers or downers maybe if you take some

Episode 71, we take eight Quaaludes apiece and see what happens. See what happens. They don't make them anymore, right? Oh, they don't make Quaaludes. They haven't made them in like 20 or 30 years or something like that. Really? Yeah, because they got, you know, pee-pee slapped by the FDA. I got a hard no on any prescription drugs. That's where I draw the line. Scripts? It's just like if you're going to get hooked on a drug, that's too... But like...

Psychedelics big on those love the second fucking hate prescription drugs now heroin heroin is where it's heroin Yeah, you got to go to a guy. He's got to meet you in a parking lot There's several barriers that stop me from getting addicted to heroin. Yeah Spoon Yeah Spoon Where were you? I don't have any non-plastic spoons. Okay? Yeah, what is this? Exactly. So I just injected 50% of heroin 50% white spork I called it good

Fucking prescriptions, the VA. Dude, the VA is so good at hooking you up on prescriptions. What's the VA? It is our universal healthcare for the military community. Department of Veterans Affairs. Okay. It's great. They're terrible. They're terrible. They'll give you any drugs you want. That's pretty cool. I remember I had back issues. They're like, sir, gotcha. Here's Vicodin.

Vicodin, that's a big one. And they gave me just, they were like, here, take fucking two a day or whatever. And I was like, dope. Took it. Go back. I'm like, yo, I can't sleep on this shit. They're like, oh fuck, that's a rare thing. You actually like 5% of people when they're on Vicodin, it wires them, makes them wide awake. I was like, yeah, I'm one of those. Like, ah, okay. Here's some Ambien. Just take him side by side. I was like, this is both very addictive, right? And they're like, yes.

But just take them. But take them. And they have no problem. They're like, yeah, here's a monthly refill. You're good to go. Have fun. Holy moly. I was like, yo, VA, thank you. Same thing if you have PTSD. You go in there and you're like, hey, I'm having bad thoughts. They're like, here's a bunch of pills. Here's a Vicodin. Yeah, here's a prescription to 9mm.

Y'all ever heard of SSRIs? Here's a funnel. The VA is so bad. And then you wait in line for like fucking. I had, I think I've said it before. It was like, I was supposed to have like x-rays done for my back to have some shit done. And they were like, got you, sir. This was February. And like, we got you an ASAP. You're taken care of. Dope. When's my appointment? It was July. The end of July. This is February. And I was like,

I'm not going to remember. I have an appointment in July to get my back looked at that is fucked up. And they're like, we can try to move it to June. I was like, ah, we're good. We're just going to. So what did you do about your back? Dude, I gave up. The VA is very good at making you give up on any problems you have. They put this wall of everything. You're like, I'm depressed and I'm feeling certain ways. Well, here's a wall of everything you're going to have. All the hoops you have to jump through. You're like,

well you're expediating one thing and that is my life so can you go to just like a another doctor you have to go through the va no i mean you can you can but you're gonna have to pay full price for it if you don't have civilian insurance yeah the va most of the time is not going to pay for any outside doctors yeah so you got to go to a va hospital

where they like you you go in and get like a simple surgery or something and you end up with no leg when you wake up jesus christ hospital is where like the bottom 10 of your medical school class goes to work and they they're just chopping people up now they fuck people up they fuck people up i went in for a wisdom tooth left with a beautiful pair of tits it's fucking amazing that sounds pretty good it's almost a boss you're like what happened oh fuck we fuck these up cool

Who is getting tits right now, VA? Somebody. Someone needs tits. Take back the curtain. Your bedmate is like Chelsea Manning. You're like, oh, god damn it. Son of a bitch. The third time this has happened. Dude, sorry I got your tits. We'll be back. Take the tits out. Sorry I got your tits. Did they remove your wisdom teeth?

I want those, please. Oh, my God. So one thing you don't know is we do a wonderful superpower game. Yes. You mentioned this previously. I did. But you didn't tell me what it was. Yeah, I was like, we got like a superpower thing. I'll tell you tomorrow. Don't worry about it. Cody has the best power. So you have to pick a power and we get to pick the offset to that power.

What is your Avenger-esque superhero? Avenger-esque superhero power. I always thought super intelligence is great. It kind of opens up a lot of doors. If you're super smart, you're like a Tony Stark, a Batman, all those guys. You can kind of circumvent a lot of things. You can build time travel, make yourself fly, give yourself super strength. You can go through a lot of different routes if you have super intelligence. I already know the offset that I really want to do. I've got one.

I'll do it. Do you want to do yours first? Cause mine is, I got mine. It's locked in. You're probably better. Mine is like, you can only use it for one day in a row. And the next day you have to be clinically retarded. Oh,

I don't want to I don't wear I need four Snickers No that is good that is good Yeah eight o'clock eight o'clock my luck Your power is great because he's like he's coming inclusion. He's like oh

The end of time's tomorrow. We have to stop Thanos then and there at 12 p.m. tomorrow. We're like, thank God for Che showing up that next day to stop Thanos. Just retire. Don't bring him here. Head over, head over. Didn't have to. Just leave him at home. Leave him at home, man. Dude. Who are you? Poop hits. Che's standing there naked. Okay.

Everyone would be so confused in that special needs home because you just walk in window-licking retarded one day and then come out the next day in a fucking three-piece like, thank you, kind gentlemen. Dude, I gotta go. Holy shit. The one-off one-off.

I like the idea that some of the retarded things you like stick with you when you're super smart. Like, you still fucking love Lunchables. Like, you're like fucking, like, you're sitting in your office doing all these calculation lunch. Don't touch my fucking lunchables. Those are my lunchables. Converts. You still have a thing for Hot Wheels. Meanwhile, you're, like, drooling, trying to put together a puzzle and, like, eating caviar. Yeah. They have a little crossover. I like that. I like that. The synapses aren't fun.

They're firing? Weird.

His favorite part about being retarded is he gets to watch Roly Poly Oly. He's like, I love, you know, being retarded is not the best, but you got to watch a ton of Roly Poly Oly. They really fucking love that. Jay, watch out! He's on his tablet. Just an inch down. Just like, aggressive with the tablet. Don't go! Tablet! Where's Wi-Fi? I have to pull my phone out and turn on that ass Wi-Fi. God damn it. I just realized we're literally describing the Hulk.

Yeah, where you have Bruce Banner and then the other half of the time you have this big retarded brood who's got a **** strength. Yeah.

Not far from the Hulk. Except I don't think he has any... There's no bonuses when he's retired. I just love you wearing a Burger King crown. Dude, love it. The Burger King crown is a win, man. So am I power. Oh yeah, so Cody's power. Cody, go on. I can fly, but to stay in flight, I have to shout racial slurs. So it makes it really difficult to save people in Section 8 houses. No, that is... There's a fire! I have...

I have my ladder. Can't you fly? No, that wasn't me. That's not right, no. There's a lot of news crews around. Yeah.

Here, citizens, put on these noise-canceling earbuds. Brought to you by Raycon! I'm here to save you! Yeah, he's just blasting a speaker while he's doing it so no one can hear what he's saying. Kids, close your ears. You become an anti-hero even though you did nothing wrong. Yeah, you're like, I can't, do you want me to fly or not? You want to fly or not? I need to do this stuff live. I can take this from that building. I can. Yeah, I can. I...

That's 60 fucking feet. Are you going to cancel me or not? Six Twitter accounts. I saved some people. Fuck that. Actions speak louder than words. Me and my buddies had this running joke about Wario. About how like...

Mario's already a plumber. A plumber is pretty like a grimy kind of... He's a fucking trades guy. I'm gonna win. Yeah, he's a grimy guy. And fucking Wario is the evil version of a plumber. We're like, oh, he's for sure a racist. Like, there's no...

There's no universe where Wario isn't racist. He's Italian. He's so, of course. The evil version of an Italian plumber, like how far does it go? Mussolini. It goes pretty far. It goes pretty far. Wide spectrum, those Italians. Wide spectrum. Wide spectrum. What would an evil plumber do? I'm just thinking of racist Wario. He for sure, like, he'll fix your toilet, but he leaves an upper decker every time. Takes the shit in the top of your toilet every fucking time.

I need some beaners. Am I right? It's just like you're fixing toilets. It's like, Wario, calm down over here. He is not on Twitter, yeah. Yeah. Twitter has been canceled on Twitter. I would have more money if the Jews didn't run the banks.

Just fucking fixing your toilet. You're like, oh, okay. Hey, Wario, what do you think about Sicily? Well, I read a lot. Black people, am I right? It's just always like these really hints of racism. Jesus Christ, Wario. He's got a tattoo of Derek Chauvin on his arm. Yeah.

Now this is canon for Warrior and Luigi. Or Waluigi. Because he has to have the racist brother, right? Yeah, no, Waluigi. I thought Waluigi was for sure a pervert. Waluigi looks like such a pervert. Like, I could see him having, like, a mirror on his shoe so he can look up skirts and shit. Like, that's the kind. Yeah, he's doing perverts. I just see him, like, doing that awkward-ass fucking run with one kid in each hand. Yeah. Away from a playground. Yeah.

Gets in a fucking Mario Kart thing. Takes off. Throwing kids instead of shells. Why am I thinking of this in the context of that fucking SNL, like Elon Musk. Oh my God. The Mario bit. Brutal. Brutal. You haven't seen that? I haven't seen that one either.

Oh, he legit. I think he plays warrior. Yeah, warrior on court. Yeah. Oh, no, I'm not. Not a very good skit because he's Spurgey as hell and it's just, you know, it's Spurgey. Oh my God. Can we make a Spurgey shirt? Spurgey as hell. I'll let you have the word. I'll let you have the word. Oh man, Tism and Spurgey. Let's say it's like autistic. Asperger's. Asperger's. Spurgey. He's a Spurgey motherfucker. My God.

That's so 2000 and late. Spurgey's my favorite singer. That

That's Fergie. Oh, damn it. Dude, fucking Tism and Spergy. Oh, Brandon, you're genius. Tism and Spergy is like Poncho and Lefty. Like, is that like, this is a buddy cop, Tism and Spergy? It's like some awful, like, 90s Nickelodeon shit. Welcome to the radical adventures of Tism and Spergy. That's a fucking Meat Canyon cartoon right there. Poncho, we got an idea. Tism and Spergy.

Run with it. You have full permission. Whatever you want. Whatever you want. Hey, Justin Roiland, I got an idea.

Dude, the Meat Canyon stuff is fucking every... It's hard to watch those and just be like, oh, that was great. I always feel like I've been touched the wrong way or something after I watch a Meat Canyon cartoon. I'm like, oh, man. He goes... Dude, the Blue's Clues one. I haven't seen it. Jesus. Yeah. You don't feel like a good person. Your statement stands very... I love the whole thing behind the Bugs Bunny when being taken down, which...

Which means Warner Brothers acknowledged that Bugs Bunny being a official canon. I want to smell that sweet. Because he pointed it out in the funeral video. He was like, I just can't believe they would do this considering in order to claim it, that would make him being a serial canon. Very odd they decided to claim this.

Can you hand me a fucking club? So is it still online? They just claimed it? It's re-uploaded by some smaller channels. Some teenagers re-uploaded it. It exists. It still exists. They made Hunter take it down. Yeah, that one blew up, man. That was everywhere. Smells sweet little man pussy on you. Stinks. Stinks. Nice and good. Ha ha ha.

When you meet him he'll transition in those voices so fucking I'll talk to you like in regular voice and then he'll switch over to one of his characters and it's like oh it's so cool. You're doing the thing Hunter. It was literally the first time we hung out like at the gun ranger or whatever and we're like yeah.

Do we ask him to do the voice? He's fucking stupid. It reminds me of like Salad Fingers back in the day. Yeah. Cupid Cumberdell. Yeah. Cupid Cumberdell. Salad Fingers was so good. The nettles and he like rubs them on his nipples and produces his own milk. You're like, what the fuck? Yeah. That was barely, I was barely old enough for that part of the internet. It was like early 2000s. Yeah, man. That's like the...

That was that age of the internet was on there was there was like five things to watch that were like things back when Smosh was funny. Yes. Yeah. That was Newgrounds. Newgrounds. That's right. I would watch porn on Newgrounds. Like anime. You can watch anime porn. There was also the undressed things where they would take some celebrity and like Photoshop her onto like a naked body and take her clothes off. Love that as a kid. J-O is more difficult because you're like, yeah, you're like using the mouth with your left hand. Yeah. You're like, yeah.

No, you had to play a game in j.o. Simultaneously yeah trackball yeah That was not my generation's problems No, you missed out on that a dude loading porn at fucking one line at a time you remember Yeah

That's like your generation's version of like the hitting on the fucking side of the TV like oh oh oh there's a frame there's a frame that was definitely a tit. Yeah. One nipple and we're good. Then you almost have your one porn picture and your sister picks up the phone and it just shuts you off the internet. Error 404. Yeah.

You dumb bitch, I was almost there. Almost had the tits. I was big on LimeWire porn. That was a big one. I just digested a ton of LimeWire porn. I would fucking download that shit on my family computer. I digested it. I digested it. I was good. It was an insane amount of porn I consumed as a kid. I found out that you could download it, and I was just like...

Putting tons of it on my computer fucking my family computer up like that family leader had STD. Oh, yeah And you never knew what you're watching you we got like random videos in there and shit Yeah, I got herpes on his hands just trying to type. Yeah, like what is going on huge tits exe file that sounds good Yeah, install a huge tits exe file, of course Why did

This doesn't make any sense. I just want to see some tits over here. I'm just a human man. This is fine.

smoke coming from the music. Yeah, fine. It's fine. I blame my little brother. It's fine. When your parents find it, you're like, it's a virus. I don't know what happened. Downloaded it all by itself. The virus googled this for me for 30 minutes. At 9.13 when I was logged in. The virus loves the BBWs, not me. Laughter

I remember my mom being like, this is great taste. Oh, great taste.

Her being like, what's this on this computer? This big tits cum shots. And I was like, it's pretty much what it sounds like. It's exactly what it sounds like. Mother, I have the inkling you know exactly what this is. Considering I was born. You got it. Mom, I thought you graduated from high school, you dumb bitch. What's it read? This being... Wow. Jesus. Yeah. Okay. The internet did you. That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it plays out. Hmm.

Now if you could excuse me, I know exactly how that plays out. The chocolate comes out. Takes your ear off. Jesus Christ. Do what you must, I've already won. I've already came. Do what you must, I already came. That's a new shirt. It's just a prideful guy. Oh no, it's just a picture of fucking Jeffrey Epstein. Do what you must, I already came.

It was fun. It was fun. Now... This is them inside thoughts coming out again. Don't bully me, I might come. Don't bully me, I might come is so funny. Dude, that's my favorite fucking t-shirt that I've seen popping up. I haven't seen that one yet. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, don't bully me, I'll come. There's a video. That's it.

So good. A video went viral a while ago of a guy trying to wear it at his family get-together, and his sister being like, don't wear that. And he's like, what does it matter? We're all going out. It's at home. Who cares? Stop bullying me. Yeah. I'll come. I'll wear what I want, stepsister. Ding. Dude. Fucking new kink unlocked. Yes. Yes.

Fucking god damn it. You're a mega nerd. Yes. You're a gamer. I didn't realize how much of a gamer you were. Yeah, I play a lot of video games. Watch the animes too. I watch anime. I'm not super deep in anime, but I have seen some good stuff. I've consumed quite a bit. You're like in between Cody and Batty, I think, on anime. Cody's like, I know anime.

Still gonna call you a fucking nerd if you watch it. It is nerdy. It is nerdy. Even the coolest anime is like, this is pretty lame, kind of gay. Cody's gonna make you cum. I'm gonna bully you till you cum. Yeah, I swear to God. He pulls up on his phone like, I'm watching anime. I'm doing it. Nobody bullies me till I cum. Here I am.

I know. I love anime just because I don't watch it, but I love knowing whose opinions to disregard on the internet when you have an anime profile picture. That really just sends it home. You're like, I don't need to listen to you. Anime or furries. Those profile pictures. I know like, okay, they're either young or they have developmental issues. The furry thing is wild.

That is a huge community. Huge, massive community, and it's like thousands of dollars to build those suits. And they just like, yeah. And they're like a secret cult, too. Yeah, yeah. Don't fuck with the squirrels, Morty. You fuck with the squirrels.

like you'd never know dude there's a lot of police officer furries really yeah there's a large community of them dude you brought and they keep that under wraps hey they're not telling anyone when did that come out of like when does that get instilled where i'm like i want to a rabbit with hits there was this i didn't know that my discord i had like 200 000 people on my discord there was a sub community of just

first responder furries on there. Really? Yeah. In the discord? Your discord? In my discord, yeah. That's wild. I wish they had like badges or something that would identify them with that. It's like, nope, just give me something for the pain and let me

Let me die. They'll like their fursonas. They'll be like police dogs. Police. They'll wear like police outfits on their fursona. They just watch like fucking Zootopia one too many times and then decided they wanted to start fucking. I don't know. What is it? The rabbit? What do you call that? Like she's kind of hot. Let's be honest. She's not not hot.

We're in this weird area that I'm just like, I'm with Team Brandon on this one. Team Weirdos are over here on this side. Tom's, get the Flemming Vef. The rabbit's kind of hot. Where do we start drawing the line? Okay, if it's not Zootopia Rabbit. No, no. But we're moving a little more the other way.

It's called bestiality. Not a fan, as it turns out. Man, Mr. Ed with tits is hot. But...

It gets marginally less weird when you draw them, but it's still a fucking animal. I'm not fucking a rabbit. But what about like Lola Bunny? We're going like a little further as Lola Bunny hot. Yeah, they had to tone her down. They toned her down. Lola Bunny's very sexualized. We can't say she's not. No. I would say in the same category as like Jessica Rabbit. But Jessica Rabbit's full person. Yeah, but it's a carton.

I'll put it this way. You're not putting on an actual fucking suit. No, the suit's different. The suit's different. But I'm just like, there's a point where there's a gray area where we go like, I don't know anymore. When I seen Jessica Rabbit, I was like, fuck her. I was like, fucking the other rabbit. Zootopia? I'm like, oh, it's a rabbit.

One's a human. But she's human-esque. That rabbit has really nice tits, okay? She's got great tits! There's some great tits on that rabbit. Fucking fur nipples in my goddamn mouth. What? What? Would she just shave her beave? Uh...

Maybe it just keeps it hairy? I don't know. I'm a fan of hair. Reverse, it's just hairy everywhere. Sorry, Patty. I mean, at a certain point, though, cartoons are just supposed to be like stand-in representation for people to avoid the uncanny valley with cartoons and stuff. It's kind of the idea of fucking that thing and not a rabbit, like a literal fucking rabbit. That's weird as shit. I don't know. I'm still... Fucking a rabbit? Weird. Lola Bunny? We're like, eh.

Introduce that to your family at the party. Nah, they don't need to listen to this. They don't need to listen. You pull down the projector. This is why I want to fuck a rabbit. Okay, see, as you can see, exhibit A. Look at these tits. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Okay,

Okay, but this being a video game podcast, you guys will appreciate this. So when I was a kid, my parents found tons of porn on the computer and like locked that thing down. There's all these passwords and shit, could not use it. But I'm like, I don't know, I'm a teenager at this point, maybe I'm like say 13, 14. I'm not gonna stop jerking off. I'm not gonna stop watching porn ever. So I convinced my parents to get wifi. I was like, I need wifi so I can like use, I don't know. - Internet. - Yeah, internet, PlayStation online. This is wifi, it's not a common thing yet.

But what I was really doing, I was getting Wi-Fi for my parents' Nintendo Wii, which was like hooked up to the big screen TV.

because the Wii had a browser that my parents didn't know about. So I used that to watch porn in the living room. Like I fucking own the place. I would jerk off on the big screen watching the Wii and they never found that shit out. That was like one of the craftiest ways. You probably would have never known how they caught you because they'd just be like, walk in, walk out. Start to like get toward the door and like,

No, we don't need this. We're gonna let this happen. Wanna give this 10 and come back? Is Che doing the thing again? Yeah, he's out there. He's doing the thing. Third time today. Yeah. Watching you fucking browse the window on the controller. You're like, eh.

It was so hard to type. You had the little shaky finger. And you're hitting A, you fuck up, and you're like, back, back, back. That man and Lola Bunny, I tell you. Just keeps J-O and Lola Bunny.

Bring up Jessica rabbit Jessica rabbits a fucking female that was married to a rabbit. Yeah, not she's not right for that No, you got you need something in between that makes you question who you are. That's what you need need something floating in the gray area

I've never looked at a Pokemon and thought, man, I'd smash that Pikachu. I've never looked at a picture of a furry and thought anything other than like face the wall. So like, this is like some Sodom and Gomorrah shit. Like, I don't want to be a part of that. Cody, what's your kink? Which animal? Which one? I don't want a fucking animal. Okay. Well, no, but if it's like a female. All I said was like, they do some of those animal cartoon characters. They draw them very well. Okay. Which is the line though? Where you're like, I'd smash. Oh, fuck. I don't know.

No, I probably wouldn't fuck the one from, we were just talking about, the rabbit cop.

Probably nothing in Zootopia. Those are no one in Zootopia is getting fucked agreed Big agree exactly. She's like a flesh like yeah The fish

Let's have family movie night

Mom, are we very specific on what we're not watching now? Well, I watched episode 70, Cody. I love how you guys can do my mom's voice pretty good. I don't think we're going to watch Zootopia today, Cody. That doesn't sound good. I didn't like that last one. Patty took the Lord's name in vain and you want to fuck a rabbit. I got you this DVD, though. Zootopia. Zootopia.

There was a... The unrated edition? There was a tweet that went viral a while ago of people were like...

Hasbulla better hope that we don't find him because if I see him I'm turning him to a fleshlight on the spot So aggressive man, he lives in fear now See the one of him and Shaq. Oh, that was great. I love it. I love hasbulla I don't know what happened to create that

thing, but Kaz Bula is great. 100%. Everything he says is a little laugh. That was

Like, he's fucking awesome. He's hilarious. He's like a little mascot. He hangs out with Khabib. Like, dude, they're fucking, they're cool as shit. I'm a big fan of Hasbulla. He exploded in like, what, two years? Just that meme happened? It was like he had that standoff with that other guy who's like a little baby man guy. I'm sure that's what the proper term is. A little baby man guy. The short guy. Baby man guy. And then...

That was just like, everyone was like, what? What is this? What's happening? It was great. Loved it. Loved it. God, that would have been the worst thing to happen though. If they actually fought?

No, like being... O to B to Lil B, Lil B to Mac. If they bought that's the worst thing ever? No, that would be awesome. It's fucking dope. What if that's Bulla and Alexis Texas? Fuck. Oh, God. Have you seen Alexis Texas? I know Alexis Texas, yes. I met her at a porn convention. Really? Like two months ago. Wow. He made us all very uncomfortable. He's like, bro, what the fuck? What is that? Yeah. That's not a person. You can't call her it. And I'm like, I don't know what the fuck is that.

We're walking to the porn convention and we're in this hotel and Alexis Texas walks in front of us and I'm like, who the fuck brought their kid here? Who's dressed their toddler up in a bikini and bra? Wait, is Alexis Texas? I don't think I'm thinking of the right person. Who's Alexis Texas? I love how we went so fucking hard the first episode making sure we didn't say her name because of this exact thing. Oh, and now everyone's Googling. Is Alexis Texas's

is that the blonde with the bigger ass yeah she's got a huge ass if i'm thinking oh maybe i'm thinking of the wrong one what's that right tina tiny tiny tiny taxi texas teena i don't know texas tina but you thought she was a child yeah it literally looks like a seven-year-old oh really because she's she's a little person it is tiny taxi look at this

branded show like i didn't know that there was a porn star like that but it does nothing surprises me nothing surprises me that's dude like how do you express how do you bring that to a family i know but their torsos are the same size right no she's like two foot tall she's like almost proportional it's really weird yeah and like but like where does the dick go

Where it always goes. Well, I know. What is the question being asked? They developed that at 42 years of age. But, like, wouldn't it, like, you can't take the whole dick. She can't take the whole dick. There's no way she's taking the whole dick. There's no way. I don't know. You see some of those. They can get out there. I don't know. I would assume she's not taking half a dick. She's like that rabbit from Utopia. I won't. No.

So let's... So take Tiny Texas, Tiny Tina, throw a couple bunny ears on her. Now where we've said... Now where's the fucking line? We found that line. Now there's the line. Yeah, that's a homicide. The best video game podcast ever. Ever. Ever. So you're a nerd, right? Yeah. Would you fuck around? Would you fuck around? Would you fuck around?

At what point do you fuck a rabbit? How much do you have to humanize a rabbit before you fuck it? So I'm not fucking any rabbit, but what I will fuck with is out of regs. Out of regs? What's out of regs? Out...

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Bible doc starts flipping Bibles and shit. I'm like, oh man, we're just taking all the ad reads now. Are Bible sales still through the roof? I feel like everyone's got a Bible. Everyone's got one, right? I mean, it's the number one selling book. It is the number one selling book ever, but I feel like everyone's got a Bible now. Harry Potter beat it. Yeah. I don't think it beat it. I don't know. Harry Potter's up there. I think Harry Potter's, if it didn't beat it, it's number two. It might have been like one year.

Not overall sales, but maybe for one year. I feel like the first time the Bible was ever outsold, it was Harry Potter. That's wild, man. That's why your mom threw Harry Potter out. Oh, she wanted you to read it? Well, no. When I got to the eighth grade, she was kind of drinking again and past her religious stage. But no, she took my magic cards and cried about them because she thought they were possessing me. Like, this is why your shit head know that that's

Me hitting puberty. I jumped off the rabbits because I liked it. It's not the devil. He's the devil. The devil's like, don't blame me, man. He's just doing that. Why did you draw it like that, mom?

I'm all about this fucked up shit, but blame Pixar on that one. I don't even need to touch it, man. I don't know why the devil's Alex Jones either. The glow of the sun is in the nose, but you can fuck as many rabbits as you want. I fuck 450 rabbits. They're free. You can just fuck them. The frogs are gay. That's why the frogs are gay. I've been fucking the frogs gay.

All this rabbit fuck is turning the frickin' frogs gay! Oh dude, uh, chimpanzees actually do use frogs as fleshlights. Dude, oh I did see that video, yeah. What the fuck is with you knowing what animals use what other animals as fleshlights? You grew up on the internet like I did. I don't, I didn't know either of those things. You don't remember those videos? No! Where the, the chimpanzee grabs the frog and...

I just remembered that. Going to town with it. You've never seen that? No. Oh, that's a classic. Yeah, that's great. You're like, oh, very highly reviewed. Yeah, absolutely. Very good early internet video. That's very good. I love that one. I love it. Okay, how old are you guys? You love that on LimeWire. 26. 26? 35. 35. Okay, I'm 30 and you're 37. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, the...

like the early internet stuff. Cause I think, did we, did you catch like blue waffle and stuff like blue waffle? I was like, yeah. Yeah. You got blue waffle to two girls, one cup, like all that kind of shit. Yep. Uh, pain Olympics, pain Olympics. Yes. So good. Heather, I deep throat.com. Not going to have a, Oh, I, you didn't have ID throat. No Heather ID throat. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, the champ of the champion. See, she was like, that was a lot of my line wire downloads. It was like every version of her. Yeah.

This chick was like the queen of deep throat before that was even thing. Before they even put out like an official title of queen of deep throat. She was like, she was the one. I wasn't aware there was an official title. I mean, I'm made right now. Is this like a fucking WWE belt that they pass around? Yes. She earned it. Oh yeah, she earned it. It just has like a swallowing sword on the end of it. She was the first person I ever saw that the dude's jizzing and then she goes all the way to the base and then you don't even see the jizz. It's just like magic trick. Where does it go? Yeah, just like...

I'm gonna make this cum disappear. That's the great stuff. That's the great stuff. That's that OG internet. And she's still... She did a comeback recently. I don't know if it stuck, though. Maybe she was just trying to launch the OnlyFans.

But she took a shot at it again. She's much older now, though. Yeah, she's older. She was like, I was in a nice 32DD. Let's go with a nice F cup. Did you see how big her... Did she have fakers? Are they new big fakers? Dude, the most giant... She was like, I need an upgrade. Yeah. Dude, it is. I lost my gag reflex 30 years ago.

She's a champ though. Like that is most of our teens. That was your Kazaa, your LimeWire. That was your down. That's all pre like OnlyFans era. Like these girls were just doing the like amateur stuff and like selling DVDs and shit. Is that what she was doing? Or her website? I think you go to the website. You could maybe, I don't even know subscription things were a thing back then. Like I think maybe you would pay. Per episode? Yeah. I don't even know how you made money off of porn back in the day.

It's more of a membership thing. Babe, I'm blowing up on Kazaa. They still have like banner ads and shit like that, I'm sure. Yeah. Like traditional ads. Oh, I forgot about banner ads and shit back in the day. Yeah. Damn. Before anybody had ad blocker. Yeah. You just had to eat it. Their CPMs were probably through the fucking floor, but whatever. Oh, yeah. They were garbage back in the day. I forgot all about that stuff. It's that weird, like you're the young guy. So like there are certain stuff on the internet you're like.

Bring it up. You're just gonna be like what the fuck are you guys talking about? I see Q like I can play the sound you would not know the sound I see Q I see Q's even like I never gone to I see Q I see Q and No, I never got into it either. There was what was the other one myspace myspace. I never got into Yeah, yeah myspace I was like the very tail end I remember having to apologize to my parents because I made a mind myspace without telling them Six grades Yeah a net zero

What was that? Was that like AOL? That was the free internet. You had to have an ad that played all the time, but you got free internet access to 56K modem.

They would like send you a CD and then you just plug your computer in you had free internet you had her in ads about that Yeah, you would have an ad that ran the entire time of your internet like anytime We were exploring it's like and it was shitty slow internet, but you could play Diablo 2 on that shit. Oh That's that's fucking old school man. You just missed like the fucking not the heyday. It was a terrible time like Yeah

What was before Google? There was something that was right before that. Dash Jeeves. Yeah. And Yahoo. It was like an actual competitor to Google for like three months. And then Google just took it all. Google took everything. Google was cooler. And it had a better layout. Trying to figure it. Googling back in the day, it would be like four things would pop up and you had to be highly specific. Now it's very refined. You have like a billion fucking searches. Back in the day, it was like...

I miss back in the day a little bit because I actually had a computer lab course when I was in middle school teaching you how to Google, where it's like, oh, you put these parentheses around something or whatever if you want an exact phrase, whatever. Now it's just all algorithm driven. It doesn't even fucking matter. And they present...

what they want to show you which is like if you want to find something like crazy go to like duck duck go or something like that oh yeah unfiltered results of like what the internet is actually saying versus like the algorithmic which that's good to know changes i gotta get on this duck duck go search brave brave browser brave i've not heard of brave brave is like a clone of google uh google chrome like it works exactly like it same plug-in same everything they don't keep your data and it's encrypted oh see that sounds way better it's really cool

This is the nor people are learning right now. They're learning you guys are learning again it Yeah, this is you guys googling if you use a minus mark the whatever that's called a minus mark It's a action sign a - Subtraction sign if you use that it takes away everything for like Miami if you put in dolphins if you put in the minus mark and dolphins wait

Yeah, then it will subtract any dolphin or whatever. It takes away what you're Googling. This might have some, like, this is close relatable stuff that's always pertinent to this information. Well, I never want that stuff. You put that minus mark and the word never will pop up again. I never knew that. It's like the iPhone when I showed you how to scroll. Oh, so you could, like, Google, like, tits and then subtract women. And you're just like...

What do we got?

survey says well tits attached to women i'll tell you that much they are a lot of penetration wait do i have to space it well yeah this is this is not working at all there's three tits on that first one oh yeah three tits i think it's pretty hard for the algorithm to figure out tits minus women that's like that's the thing are you telling me that google is based

You piece of shit, get out of here. Jay, you're never welcome back to this. How dare you? How dare you make such a claim? Ever again. It's like when the AI is like, oh yeah, we're just going to let them have access to the full internet. And every time they turn into like...

Fucking literal not like misogynist Nazis. Yeah, every fucking time it's like wow We really should stop letting the AI read 4chan. Yeah, no, it's it's wild on there man. Yo Do you guys know okay more like outside of two girls one cup like newer gross shit on the internet?

The was it my little pony jar experiment you guys know that one. Yeah I already know where jar experiments fuck I know yeah one jar No one guy one jars a whole whole different vibe when the my little pony jar experiment was a guy who was writing on reddit about how he had bought this like my little pony figurine put it in a

And then he was like, I'm going to jerk off on it into this jar until I fill up the jar with cum. And then he like went dark and they're like, what happened? And then he came back and he was like, okay, I left the jar next to the radiator and the cum got all like hot and just started to stink. So I think I'm stopping the experiment and he went dark again. And then he came back way later and he's like, guys, I finished it. And he posted a video of him transferring the My Little Pony, like figuring out and put it, he had gloves on and he pulls it out. Oh, thank God.

What?

Was into a new jar and then pours the cum in over the mile This is why God doesn't talk Every day we stray farther from his light Yeah, the Milo Johnny jars my little pony jar experiment is it's great well cuz you know the other like I think jar experiment I think of what was like the big basically like the breakdown and like the beginning of the Yugoslav War I don't know 90s It was basically entirely caused by one. I forget fuck I forget his nationality, but Bosnia and something like that and

Where he basically, what it came down to is he was shoving glass jars in his ass. Yeah, one guy, one jar. Yeah, basically, like, he was doing that, but he basically started a war because he was doing that. What? Because, like, at one point, like, one of the bottles burst in his ass. He had to go to the fucking hospital, and he was too embarrassed to say, I was shoving jars in my ass, so he said, this gang of Serbians...

came up to me and beat the shit out of me and shoved this jar in my ass and broke it. And it became a huge newspaper thing, really fed the tension or whatever, really, really amped everything up, and it turned into a fucking really baller civil war. And then, yeah, basically pretty much 90% of historians look back on that. They're like,

He was shoving jars in his ass. What the fuck? I love that. Literally, yeah. So the reason why like Serbia, Macedonia, all these countries exist, like Slovenia, because somebody was shoving a fucking jar in his ass. I just picture that guy with a fucking diaper, like a band-aid diaper, eating chips in the hospital. Watching apartment buildings get grenaded. Like fucking like rifle grenaded by Yugos. He's like, where was Serbia? And I was like, uh-oh. Yeah, I'm just kidding.

It's one of those weird butterfly effect things where it's like literally within six months shoving jars in your ass turns into bloody civil war. Like do you guys know the play? Uh,

what's it? I'm sorry, Evan Hansen or that something Evan Hansen. It's like a play about a kid who, a kid dies and like no one really knew him and he didn't really have any friends. And then some other kid goes like, oh no, I was his friend and he wrote me this really nice note or something like that. But he actually wrote the note and then he becomes like famous and like, uh,

Basically, this lie spirals into this thing of him making this kid who didn't have any friends seem like he's something more than he is. There should be a play, but the same thing like this. Like this guy, he's like, oh, my little lie has turned into a civil war. It's like glass coming off his ass. And it's his trials and tribulations is him overcoming the need to shove jars up his ass.

It's like that turning point where he's like, he's slamming back booze. He's looking in the corner and there's a jar. That's his Popeye spinach. No, he's throwing booze bottles at the jar of glasses.

Do I tell the truth? He was Serbian claiming he was attacked by Albanians, but yeah, the rest is correct. Yeah, dude, that is wild, man. Little white lie of shoving jars in your ass. There's a story to be learned. There's a lesson to be learned from this story, I think. This is like a VeggieTales moment. It is, it is. Just like Own Up. VeggieTales. Always tell the truth, because even if you're shoving glass in your ass...

You could leave to an event where tens of thousands of people die. Exactly. Don't shove jars in your ass, kids. I'll pick Coltel. Don't shove me in your ass, kids. Use me instead. No jars. No jars. Eat your veggies with your ass. Cucumbers. The body count that you could have saved by just putting out that PSA in the 80s, essentially. Yeah.

Now I could have prevented 9-11 and I could have prevented the Yugoslavian-Serbian war. You had two chances, Cody. You fucked them both up. How could you prevent 9-11? That's a whole story in itself. Illegit is the reason 9-11 happened. You're the reason 9-11 happened. I could have prevented it.

i just need to be born a little bit earlier okay okay i you know what i think that's all i needed on that yeah that's i believe you guys so he was working with the cia operative back in the day named tim osmond um yeah it turns out what happened what did you do i found a flaw in all aircraft in the world and their tcast system that allowed them to fly into buildings

when it could have been prevented the entire time. And me, little E3 airman in the Navy found this fatal flaw in every single system. Oh, really? Yeah. Holy shit. You ended up winning some award for that. Yeah, I got a Navy Achievement Medal for it. Oh, right on. I was spot-nammed, so they just handed me this award that means something. And so that's the only cool thing I did in the Navy. Too late. Honestly, though...

It's probably a good thing you didn't come up with that idea sooner because you would have been Dick Cheney'd somewhere along the way. Like the Pentagon hears about, oh, there's this E3 somewhere that's got this grand fucking idea. And they're like, oh, okay. Oh, he goes jogging, right? Yeah, he's not a problem. Proceed. Kind of gets in the way of our plan. DevGrusil, Team Six guys show up to my command one day and they're like, we want to take your shooting. What? This is awesome. This is crazy. What prize did I win?

Nine millimeter. One more, Mr. Brandon. Of course. Thank you, good sir. Cheers. Anybody else?

I'm so good. I think I'm good. You're not gonna do one? One? You cannot be that guest! I can't remember the comedian who's like, "All it takes for me to do anything is for a cool guy to tell me to do it twice." One's like, "Oh no, I don't know." Come on! It'll be fun! And he's shooting up black tar heroin. Come on, it'll be fun! I'm gonna die eventually anyways. They say the world's getting hotter, might as well do heroin.

That's your thought process, but I'm gonna die someday. Yeah, we're all gonna die, right? That's a good shirt. The world's getting hot, might as well do Black Star. There's your merch. There you go, there's some merch, guys. That's a Rehab Center merch. Dude. Fucking Brandon, you just had a super viral video. Did I?

Yes. Right? Yes. Well, too early to say. Let's see. Oh, it's just the 50 video today? Yeah. We're AK50. Okay, what is an AK50? So, AK50 is a project that we've been working on for a while, but, you know, like an AK47. Yeah. We kind of specialize in those.

And we were like, it would be super cool if we took that and basically made it fucking huge and made it like a Barrett, like 50 BMG, like 50 Cal. Yeah. In an AK platform. And so we've been working on that for a while because that's normally the thing that's underdone, like a project that's undertaken by like a very big weapons company or like a world government or some shit. And we're just like a couple of guys in a garage.

So we're figuring it out. But we actually got one working last year. You guys hear about that story. This was viral on TikTok a little while ago that there's some sort of gun that's used all throughout the British military. And the reason they use this gun is they the British government was like, I think it was in the 70s or something. They sent out something to the public like, hey, if anyone thinks they can make like a sick gun, send it in and

we'll assess all these guns. Accuracy International? Maybe, yeah. And there was some guy he sent in the drum, they're like, this is amazing. And so the military sends people to go inspect his shop, like this gun is great. And they quickly set up some bullshit shop. It was Zach's Gun Rants, right? That did the thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was just three dudes who fucking made this gun on their own and then got this crazy contract. Because they sent out the military inspectors, they're like, okay, well this is a formality for the contract because they're like, oh my god, we are so fucked.

So they rented out this big-ass shop, right? And all the different variations of prototypes or whatever that they had, they just put them in different states of disassembly out to make it look like they were building them or whatever. And they're like, oh, yeah, and all of our employees went to lunch, you know, whatever. We're just like, oh, but here's the facility, whatever. They had just fucking moved into it. And they're like, okay, well, this is just mostly a formality. We're just trying to make sure you weren't just three guys in a garage. Actually, we were not.

It's like they leave. They're like, we are so fucked. But yeah, now the military uses that gun. It's a gun. It's a huge company now. Accuracy International is pretty fucking big.

There you go. Bullshitting works out a lot. 100%. You can bullshit your way through life pretty fucking well. We all do it for a living. That is true. Okay, here's a good one. Were you guys up on the Andrew Tate saga? All that stuff going down? I didn't know who the fuck that guy was. I just watched his...

Not apology video. Oh, you didn't catch any of him being like active on the internet? No, he is always hilarious, I will say. Dude, he's like, he is the best instigator I think I have ever seen. He's a troll. Like, I don't know.

I don't believe he believes 100% of what he says. No. Like, not even close. It is amazing watching. I'm very fascinated in trolling because trolling does something in media that is so hard to replicate where you are instigating the public and so you have all these people who, like, support what you do.

you do. And they're like, yeah, because pretty much everyone here, we all have platforms and people support what we do. And the people who fuck with you share your shit. But the people who don't fuck with you just ignore you. When you are a great troll, the people who don't fuck with you make content about you. And they make content...

that makes you even bigger so you have both sides of the coin making content about you and even though people are making content about how they hate you it's still elevating you to this level where you can create superstardom in the last month oh yeah that dude I've never heard of and then I am nothing but him everyone's talking about him the Nelk boys are interviewing him he's the guy to get and then of course now everything's taken away that's the problem with trolling is eventually you get to this point where they like Beldaf

Fiend's another example where they'll just de-platform you, take you away. Girl boss a little too close to the side. Exactly. But a lot of these people in that process, Andrew Tate, Belle D'Affine, Alex Jones, whoever the fuck you are that you're poking the bear, you make millions of dollars in the process. It just kills me with the free speech sort of thing because I don't even necessarily agree with the guy on most things. I don't know. I can't stand these people who will celebrate

people that are saying things they don't like getting deplatformed. Yes. Like I don't care who you are. Like I've never advocated for anybody to get deplatformed. It's like, if you're an idiot, I think the best thing to do is let people listen to you and realize you're a fucking idiot. You let them hang themselves. Absolutely. That's like, that's kind of the, the course of action. And eventually good ideas don't require force thing. Yeah. All of them. I find all of them eventually do. All of them eventually will hang themselves. And they, uh, because people, the, usually you have this front that you put up. That's well, uh,

But then once people get you in like a long form interview or they question your ideas, things start to fall apart. But it is just wild to watch. Like, is there a way to...

Take that. Take the concept of trolling and either do it to a point where right before you get to that deep platform thing, you switch your views or you change it so you don't or to get people instigated on something that doesn't matter. Yeah, they do it all the fucking time. Ethan Klein, iDubbbz, all of them just get super fucking edgy. They blow up super big. Amazing.

And then they do a 180, they move to fucking LA, and then they pretend to be super woke. And it's like, no, no, no, no, no. I remember you saying the N-word like 80 fucking times a video, like four fucking years ago. And now you're calling somebody else a piece of shit. Like, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That happens a lot. Yeah, YouTube's big on that. They pull back up the ladder. They're like, oh, no, I know I got here by being like, you know, edgy as shit, but you can't do that because that's wrong and oppressive to women and minorities. It is. It's a wild thing to watch, like to be able to do that.

it's uh like i i find it fascinating i'm fat i was following him all along the way because it's to capture the public consciousness like that is a hard thing to do media is everywhere and constantly getting fed to you and to have someone who's like i am everything you're watching every time you're scrolling tiktok or something you're seeing me it was wild speaking of trolls getting into like the the the media i don't know zeitgeist whatever you'd say

Uh, Sam Hyde. After this last fight, holy shit. With him calling out Hasan Piker. Oh my god, yes. That thing, I was like, Hasan Piker! I'll fucking kill you! And you're like,

In the ring, right? No, in real life. Did you see that? No, no, I don't know. Oh, it's fucking hilarious. I haven't, because Sam Hyde had that million dollar something something TV show. Sam Hyde was looking like he was going to be one of the next big comedic guys. And then he even did that TED talk where he was like trolling the whole TED talk. And.

And then he, like, disappeared. Didn't he have, like, some breakdown or something like that? Oh, no, he's always just been kind of a little unhinged with the trolling. Yeah. Here was the Hasan, the fight. So he did a boxing match, and then Hasan is a Twitch person, right? Yeah. Okay, who did he fight? Something Thompson. Just, like, another personality? Another creator. Yeah. This is him calling out Hasan, though. Division four. I can't. I can't. I can't.

Very funny. That's very funny. In the ring, right? No, in real life. You're like, oh, I was giving you an out, bro. I saw one. It was like Breaking Bad where it's like Walt yelling through the door like, no, no, through the car door. It's like Sam Hyde fans saying like, no, tell him in the ring. Tell him in the ring.

I don't know in real life. I'm coming to your house to kill you. I'll wear your skin as a coat like the traditional Irish did. Is that what he said? I'll get real obsessed with you. Dude, he goes off on it. You're like...

Didn't they cut it? They like pulled the mic away from him. I think so. Yeah. So who, cause the KSI just fought, right? So is this part of that? Yeah. So who did KSI fight? I'm actually not sure. Cause I didn't hear about this at all. I just saw KSI call out Andrew Tate and say that he wanted to fight him. I saw that too. Yeah. And what's his name is fucking fighting Anderson Silva. Jake Paul is fighting Anderson Silva. What? No shit. Yeah. Yeah. That just got announced today or yesterday. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. They're going to fight. Yeah.

And obviously Anderson Silva fought Hector Chavez Jr. or something like that and beat the shit out of him. So I don't know. That would be an interesting one to watch. Silva's older. Like for fighting, he's older. He's old, but he's a fucking fighter, master class fighter. That would be – man, these YouTubers are making money. I want to do one of these creator fights so fucking bad.

anybody like Idubbbz, KSI out there, I will fight for very little money. I'll do the same. And I've never boxed or fought in my life. You gotta create a beef. Start calling out another creator. Who could you fight? Oh, I want to just fight Hasan. I would just, yeah, I don't even care if I lose. I just kind of want to hit him.

- And not go to jail. - I would dropped whatever weight class to make any fight possible. Where are we going? - Yeah. - I fought at 138. I'd never fought at 138.

He's never...boxed. It's like this dude, all my highlight videos would be me just being a piece of shit until I got that ring. I'm like, now we're fucking going hard. I don't have that, I don't have really problems with many content creators, so it's like really hard for me to like call out somebody that I'm like, I want to beat the shit out of this person. I know one. His toilet spins backwards. I mean...

I mean whether or not we're gonna do a thing on a broader spectrum. The head. Can we tell that story? I think it's a good story. It's not negative. It's just a fucking good- Well, we could just tell the facts of the story. That's perfectly fine. Brandon, Cody, this is your story time. I was not a part of this. Okay.

So, I get contacted by a friend of mine who's like big in the YouTube business on the back end. Who's like, "Hey, there's these guys, I did a thing, who want to come down and do a video where they want to attach a machine gun to a robot dog." Sick. And I'm like, "Fucking dope, okay." So they had a dog that was like in the San Antonio area.

And he's like, huh, well, I know a guy who's got machine guns in San Antonio who's also a YouTuber. It could be like a collab thing. Like, I'm like, oh, cool. Yeah, whatever. Like, we'll go down and do it. And like William Osmond came out. I fucking like, I think it's really cool. I did a thing. We hung out with these dudes for like two or three days and filmed this.

And I know they're Australian and I know that they've, you know, they've done some other stuff that's like kind of like anti-police stuff or whatever, but I'm like, okay, well that doesn't matter. Like this is still a cool fucking video. Like, and they were really chill to hang with. Yeah. And then they released like a complete fucking hit piece video that was like, they, they kind of lied a little bit, misrepresented us. Like what they had put up like little kid targets and like claimed it was like our idea or whatever. And like,

It was really just kind of fucked up and they even opened the video like in front of you Valdi like really made it like a fucking like American gun laws are retarded kind of bit Jesus and they didn't tell you they were doing any of this beforehand. No, no, just incredibly nice Well, then I released a video after showing like

Well, I didn't really know about all that, but we'll get to that later. But in the meantime, here's a compilation of them enjoying the shit out of all of my like guns and ammo and range time that we didn't charge them for. Yeah. Like it was several thousand. Like, yeah, I thought we were buddies in this whole thing. And now we're like.

And my whole thing was like I wouldn't have I wouldn't have censored you like I would have let you do whatever you wanted to do I just like would have been nice to know about it before you yeah if you had came down like oh we want to do a critique on gun laws and that kind of stuff and then it's like okay well then we can have a discussion about it and like that's actually a lot more interesting yeah like let's have a discussion and I'll still let you film whatever you want here like I'm not going to tell you what you can and can't film yeah let's just like let's be honest with each other yeah and uh that caused an absolute shitstorm in their comments like that video

Yeah, pretty much all of their top comments on their video are just like, you guys are pieces of shit for doing this. Yeah, because that is a fucked up thing to do to be completely two-faced. And it's all editing, right? So you can make anyone look like a piece of shit through editing, music, all this kind of shit. That's what happens. Yeah, and it's like...

I showed Sav their video first, and this was two days ago. I was like, watch this video. And she was like, okay. She's like, man, what the fuck is this? This is so weird watching. She just seen there. I was like, okay. Like, now watch Pregnant. She's like, what the fuck, babe? I was like, now let's go back to the original video and read the comments. I'm like,

That was one of my favorite things to do for a minute I was just sitting there reading the comments cuz it's like alright cuz I really did play the high road cuz that's just the bet like You don't want to get into YouTube drama cuz nobody cares about that. Yeah, it's just yeah I don't want to be a part of all that but it was nice to know that like okay. I'm not crazy They were actually just fucking us. Yeah, that's I've talked to the guy since like he's like he's apologized and a bunch of other shit Yeah, I'm not like

It is still funny. It's fucking slimy. Yeah. No, it is a slimy thing to do. It is a slimy thing. The slimiest moose. Oh, side note. Fucking wheels came in. I think I told... I don't know. I told you. Speaking of slimy. Oh, I did tell you. The fucking... Come on. Come on. The wheels... Oh, my God. I squirted on you. That's all. It happens all the time. Again. Actually, I have a story. I have a question for you. The... Oh, God.

It's one of your top comments about the girl that can squirt. Oh, tell your story. There's nothing, there's honestly nothing to report. I would've told you. I would've told you. Yeah. I was like, I know that because like Sam was bringing those like, Oh, this is fucking great. No. Yeah. Yeah. The, the, um, for anyone who doesn't, do you want it? You want me to just go for it? Go for it. It's way better. So, uh, creator on Tik TOK, uh,

made a video about someone was like, what do you do for work? And she's a big OnlyFans creator. And it was just her basically, I don't even, you can't even call it dancing. It was just her reacting to this music that goes squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, hardcore squirt, synchronized squirt. And I commented on that video. I was like, oh, I didn't know you could do that. That's pretty neat.

She responded saying, oh, I can show you sometime. And so I made a video like breaking down what happened and she responded with another video, but nothing has happened from that. There's been no, yeah, there's been no, no, I have not seen it. You're like, I'm in. I'm not in, I'm not in. Sign me up, please. Dude, your content is so...

Like, I'm like, man, this man found a fucking rhythm on TikTok and it's fucking working. Well, like, I've always liked making, like, my comedy, my stand-up is, there's a lot of stuff about sex and dating and stuff like that. And I've been doing stand-up, like, I only started doing TikTok to get more people to come out to shows. Like, I've been doing stand-up for almost 10 years. Oh, God damn. And I started doing TikTok seriously in December of 2020.

But I've always done a lot of jokes about sex and stuff and personally I find that stuff I find it funny how little we talk about because everyone's doing it. It's fine if people want to be private for yourself I don't know where we can talk about right now, so I'm just like haha Yeah Anyway

But people be fucking. People be fucking. So it's always been something I talk freely about. And I think it comes across natural because I'm not trying to force it. It's just like, I'm like, yeah, everyone's fucking. Being explorative with sex is a normal thing for people to do. So it shouldn't be as taboo. And it's also, there's a lot of funny bits in it because sex has all these weird intricate interactions between people. And it is a core motivator for a lot of things.

Oh, yeah. It's just kind of like the same vibe, I think, as dark humor. Yeah, yeah. It's like these are things that at fucking cocktail dinners you're not going to fucking talk about. Yeah. But...

It's funny because it is a shared experience or shared observations or patterns or whatever. And everybody's like, well, we can't really talk about this all the time. But it's funny when somebody else brings it up. It's way easier with booze, too. Way easier with booze. The sex or the like? Both. Dark humor and sex. But Louis was just talking about this on a podcast about how with comedy, like you're like so many things have been taken out of context. You guys have this probably happen all the time. We're all creators here. You you put something out there. Someone takes a snippet of it.

And they... Yes. You have something blown up because you're taking it out of where it happened. And within the walls of a comedy club, there is an understanding. Like, everything we say here is a joke. Everything we understand is a performance. Like gamer words, for example. Exactly. Witcher. Yes. God of War. These are gamer words, right, Brandon? Yeah.

No. Oh, okay. I don't know what you're talking about then. But keeping it within the context, those things make sense, and that's what the dark humor thing is. Making dark jokes or anything with your friends, like a bunch of dudes have always said, the group chats get released, we're all fucked. We'll all be in prison. We're all done. If the group chats get out, we're all fucking done. I'll just cancel prison. Oh yeah, we are.

But because within the context of that, you understand what we're talking about. Everyone gets that it's a joke. It's not meant to be brought out in front of people in a situation where it would offend them. We get it.

I wish other people got that same mindset. - I think it's like everybody, well, I think that's what started all the woke bullshit is everybody stopped caring about context. - Yeah. - Like, are you actually trying to like fucking harass somebody or are you making a joke? - Yes. - Because there is a huge fucking difference. Like when it comes to language, when it comes to just all sorts of shit, it's like, what are you trying to accomplish with what you're saying? 'Cause there's a chance you could be offensive on accident, but at the same time, it's like,

But if you apologize, you're like, oh, I didn't mean it that way. And within a concept of a friendship that's totally normal or whatever, you can really say whatever the fuck you want

As a joke, and it has a totally different connotation as if you're shouting someone down or doing something. Those are two totally different things. Absolutely. And this generation has lost that. Yeah. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Black people on my right versus punching you in the face. Big difference on there. It's like one's a joke. One is like, oh, fucking blah, blah, blah. Yeah. My N-word versus my N-word. Jesus Christ. Totally different fucking thing. Yeah. Completely different thing.

Same sentence, different context. Cody's flying away. He's uncomfortably disappearing. On that beautiful note, thank you for watching this episode of Unsubscribe. Here with Eli DoubleFab, Che, and Donut Operator, and myself, Brandon Baberba. Where can we find you at, bro? You can find me on all platforms at Che Durena. Everything. Little Dinky News on Twitch. Um.

But yeah, every other platform is just Che Durena. C-H-E-D-U-R-E-N-A. And then, wait, let's fucking... When's this coming out? We got you, bro, so you can do some fucking announcements. The 7th.

The 7th? Do you have any shows coming up past the 7th? On September 8th, I'm going to be in Scarsdale, New York. September 14th, I'm going to be in Irvine, California. And September 28th, I'm going to be in Ontario, California. So all those, you can get tickets at chaderana.com through any of my links in bio. You'll find that. Boom! Go check them out. Have fun. Dude, thank you so much. You're fucking intelligent as shit. Good time. Good time. I had a good time with you guys. Comments in the description below. Click on this shit.

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