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Should be good, should be good. Yep, it's good enough. Okay. This feels right already. Hi! F***ing murder you. Light, go over here. It's up in walks. It's my protection light. Eli's the one like, can't see porn on the podcast. First five f***ing seconds. I will f***ing murder you. That's okay, right? Or...
Dude, I'm not the guy to ask about this shit anymore You don't even know when you're crossing a line anymore. Yeah, I'm just here. I feel you didn't know when you did it anyway I totally did like I was the kid you told like don't touch that stove. It's hot and you're like Like burnt bologna in here, that's a poor Mexican joke I
Mmm. Yep ready. Sorry. Oh everyone already popped theirs. I need one. Oh wait. We got new ones. Dude you're going liquid death? Whoa calm down bro. Hey, look I'll tell you why I'm drinking water right now. Is it my fault? No. Dude this is just water. It's literally water. Oh okay. Can't do it. Why? This is called hair of the dog. Are we doing this? Is this how the podcast is starting?
This is so low energy right now. I thought we were talking about poor Mexicans, but that's good. Thank you for getting us back on track. They put mayonnaise in corn and shit, and then it's a meal. The bitch-ass electrician is what we're calling you from now on. Peer pressure works on him. Ask me how I know. One more. No, I shouldn't, Brandon. One, two, three.
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Dude, you fucking tanked that thing. Hi, everyone! You should have seen me tanking them yesterday at the bar out of a glass, not out of a can. You were tuckered out last night, those pictures. Oh, those were staged. That was at like... He has a magic wand, too. That was definitely not staged. That was 100% staged. It was totally staged. The AC4 photos, Fluck will get those to you. Yeah, we'll get you that.
- We were actually sober at the time, more or less. - What time did alcohol hit? - Well, I started drinking these the day prior. - I know all of them. - I drank a lot of those during that podcast. I didn't realize. - Yeah, what do we have? What was the count at the end there?
All of them. Six. We had six bush lattes. I didn't even realize until I was like on the fifth. Before lunch. I put that can down to bat. He's like, Jesus Christ. And I looked down and was like, is that all me? And he goes, yeah. And then I just had that pan in moment where I'm like, oh fuck, I'm drunk. I figured that was gonna be it. It's like the Jaws push bowl. Oh fuck. Uh oh.
Yeah, so drunk me decides to go out to dinner with these two and then I went out to the bar with Brandon and he's like, we gotta stop by my house real quick. I gotta grab something.
that something was an at4 uh rocket missile launcher so we were helping zeus with one of his music videos and uh well so here's yeah it's at a bar right and he had permission you know they were they were using it as a film set for the music video and the way it was pitched to me was this was going to be like closed set and we've got you know the whole room we've got extras whatever this is an active goddamn bar
Like, this is a flat-out nightclub that people are in and drinking and we're just walking in the front door of the fuckin' AT4 and they're like, "Yeah, just like try to hold it down a little bit so people don't freak the fuck out." Nah, it's only this big. That went away real quick. The owner of the bar said, "Yeah, that's fine. Just don't shoot it in here." Dude, the amount of people who thought it was loaded. Like, as my witness, more than half. Oh, for sure. At least 20 people. Is it loaded?
Is it loading? Like yeah, yeah, no, I'm gonna kill everyone. So I'm- I'm- Yeah, but like tinnitus? Yeah, and the ones I don't kill you're all gonna have permanent tinnitus and crippling TBIs. Shots! You want shots? Thank God the AT4 is super accurate. Oh yeah, well if you're in a fucking like 400 square foot room, it's not bad. You don't need accuracy.
God bless that weapon platform. It's just an open leaf. I love this is what you aim with on that. It's like, it's close enough. Shoot. I love the Neanderthal instructions they put on the sides of those launchers. It's like, stationary target, put it in the middle. Moving slow, put it over there. Moving fast, put it over there. And it's the worst we've seen.
And I love it's like a tugboat too in the fucking photo like a outline tugboat like what the fuck do you think you're shooting at with this thing like not a tank not a tank no no it's just like a tugboat like a civilian tugboat and that have you ever fired one oh god oh yeah that wherever you point that it's still not gonna go where you want it's just a general area we you never initiate an ambush with those but they weigh a lot so we initiate ambushes with them because it gets because you're not carrying that whole fucking thing back
And I remember there was a stationary car with dudes like coming back and forth in the load of illegal weapons and shit and we're like start it up. It's like Well, I don't like the term illegal guns I prefer undocumented yeah firearms
Iraq you like to be you know politically correct about it yeah build the wall I'm all right yeah we just have you tied down to the floor just got ankle weights the nonchalant you get out of Brandon doing wild shit like walking up to a nightclub with an AT4 being like a normal like ish person like I'm just an electrician from Iowa now
I'm in Texas and he's got a fucking bazooka and we're walking through a parking lot. I'm like, I'm going to get fucking arrested. And he's like, dude, there's nothing in it. It's completely illegal. It's not even, he's like, it's literally just an aluminum tube. And I'm like, yeah, you know that no one else. Bro, I saw what the Bush administration would do over aluminum tubes. I don't want to know what the San Antonio PD is going to do to my ass.
We made you a very rich man. Dude, I forget about this shit until somebody like you is just like, you know this is fucking insane, right? You know this is not normal, right? Yeah, I guess not. It'll be fine. We'll be good. We'll be good. We got the permission of most everyone involved to...
We got the permission of nobody with authority. Guys, it's a closed set. Everything will be fine. You just show up at 11. All of us look super active right now. This closed set has a lot of screaming women running away. Yeah.
Is that like on purpose or like what's the... Did someone yell cut? To be fair, I ID'd them so they were all of age. So that was the funny part too. We were doing a bit that was outside of the club. Like the whole bit is like me walking in with the AT4 and he's the bouncer. Which you look like a fucking bouncer because you're built like a brick shithouse.
I look like I look like I'm opening up a Ninja Turtle movie at the beginning before the main bad guys reveal themselves like half-ass beat me up over eating pizza. I'm like anonymous henchman number three. You're like you're leaned against the wall and he's actively ID'ing people as they're walking in like it's becoming the running joke. He's just like man ID. Like that one chick was like like fucking 1920. You're just like you're not old enough. You were born in 2003. You're not 21 and she just like looks at me and I'm like
Whatever. He's like, literally not my job. Go right in. I have no affiliation here. Beyond people. There's like a set in front of us too with like, there's like fucking boom lights and shit. And like, there's people forming a line because they don't want to walk through the set. So I'm like waving people through and like,
Then they pull their idea on the idea and they walk in. You're playing the part no matter what. I wonder how much money I could be making in cover charges right now. I went out to the bar and made 300 bucks. What the fuck? This is where my memory gets a little hazy. That chick tried to stab me, right?
Oh, God. Yeah. So what the fuck happened last night? So I was I was I was a bouncer and Brandon walking in with a fucking bazooka over his shoulder. And I like hold up and I like give him the pat down while he's still holding a bazooka over the shoulder, over the shoulder, down the legs. I reach up and I grab his dick. We had to do like five takes. So he could probably draw you a pretty accurate diagram of my dick by now.
Yeah, probably. It's like a braille to you right now. Got it? Uh-huh. Oh. And then I pulled out his knife. I was like, Second Amendment doesn't cover knives, dude. Just get it back for me when you leave. And I let him in with the AT-4. And then you tried to stab me. Wait. This chick walks up. I don't even remember how that was initiated, but we were talking to her. She's like, oh, you want to see a trick with a knife? And then she's like,
Okay, I can show you a cool knife trick and couldn't open a pocket knife. Just put it inside you. Watch this! Watch this! It disappeared! Hilarious! Now I have your wallet. Now it's a reappearing blade trick. I'm gonna make this knife disappear. Yeah, but then she just like does a bunch of like fancy bullshit, which is literally just her like doing this. With like her other hand around. Like Voda. Yeah, it was very Voda. It was a white girl? Yeah. Yeah. What's really cool?
Yeah, but she was just like swinging it around like with a bunch of people around us and like, hey, okay, that was a cool trick. Neat. Like nobody got hurt. She's like, and that's how you do it. She hands it back. She's covered in blood. Her fingers are like, just play it cool, Catherine. Like Jesus Christ, 13 reasons. Just give me the knife back.
Cody! Hi! Hi. Dude, you were so quiet yesterday on the podcast. I don't know. You said like eight words, I think, total. Yeah, it's more than usual. No, you've been doing good. People have been like, dude, Cody is in good places. Now they're going to put you at the back...
the top of that death pool right there. God damn it. They're going to start blaming me. When Nick's around. Nick's around. I just want to die. Cody's tying knots in the corner. I'm going to get my rope ready for the table. It's about that time. Sounds like you're talking about the dick rope again. That's my job. Oh, no. Cody's just hanging like this. Wrong neck, Cody. Wrong neck.
It hurts so bad, get me down. Under the head, that wasn't what I meant. Why is your foreskin so strong? It's supporting all your body weight. Eli made the knot. You're slowly rotating and screaming in pain. Eli's not so good. He's like a ceiling fan. But it has momentum, so his body's like slow. Hey, at least it's a little cooler in here.
Just naked Cody screaming and taking shit out. It's like a cat stuck to the ceiling fan. Oh, man. Sorry for being quiet. I stopped drinking. Life is really boring now. That's why I had to drink so many. Life's very gray now. I'm so bored. I started working out. It's bullshit. I have abs again.
In the meantime, I've started drinking more lately. And, you know, I've got to pick up the slack. We're like at a net neutral right now. Is that because you're on vacation?
Well, that is contributing to it now. What happened, Brandon? So, uh, I chooched her a little too far, Cap. Did they say what specifically? Oh, yeah. By the second. Yeah, they had, like, time stamps of, like, well, from here, here, and here, you violated, like, all of the policy. Oh, my God, wait, what? So, I had a call from my YouTube rep, who's cool as fuck. And, like, honestly, like, working with YouTube has gotten a lot better since being in the program. Start with the text.
Oh yeah, he sends me a text that just says, quote, bro, dot, dot, dot. And you're like, uh-oh. Like, I have a feeling I know what this is in reference to. And he calls me up. He's like, so you're getting a strike. You're like, there's...
It is the hand of God at this point. He's like, "I cannot do anything about it." You, honest to God, earned the shit out of it. I just picture Brandon's like, "What did I do?" They just rotate the camera- the computer screen to him, they hit play, he's like, "Hello, my name is Brandon." So that's part one. Can't do that, Brandon! You're not Japanese, I'm Asian. I did do that voice, and they did not have a problem with that part. That was- that was like the least of their fucking concerns. It's mostly like, "Hey!"
Maybe if you're gonna use our platform and you want us to like gun content, maybe don't teach children how to make IEDs. Fair. Like, well, to be fair, I'm holding this to the standard of what my childhood was like, and I did all of that shit. Yeah, and per our last conversation, walking around a nightclub with an AT-4, that was completely normal.
I don't have a filter for that. Well, to be honest, like, I did actually know. I thought that this one might get taken down. We literally recreated, for those who don't know, we recreated the pipe gun, the improvised pipe gun that was used to kill the former Prime Minister of Japan, Shinzo Abe.
Because it's fucking wacky. I thought it would be cool. Actually, this was... Hold on. This whole operation was your idea. Yeah, I feel somewhat responsible for this. Well, because the day after it happened, Brandon and I are getting brunch, and he's like, hey, did you see where the former prime minister died? Look at this gun. And I was like, holy fuck, it's a Fallout 4 weapon. Like, it is a Fallout 4 gun. It's so cool. And I'm like, Brandon, build it! And I'm like, fuck, I should build that.
And then, yeah. And then he built it. And then I built it. And then YouTube shit itself and told me not to do that again. Yeah. And now you have a nice seven day vacation. Yeah. So when you get a strike on YouTube, the first strike, strike lasts for 90 days. Your first strike, you get banned for seven days. You can't upload, can't do anything. Well, they do the warning strike now. They did not do that for me. Because you already had the warning strike. No, that would have expired by now, right? They don't expire. Oh, your first warning strike is permanent now.
And then your first strike is the seven days. It used to be 90 days, but your first... So you can get four strikes. First one is the warning that stays on there permanently. Yeah. The second one is what you got, which is a seven-day ban. And then...
And that goes away. I think it's a 30-day ban. Yeah. And then if you get three, your channel's like perma-deleted. Nothing anybody can do about it. That's within a 90-day period, right? Correct. Yeah. So, yeah, his will go away after 90 days. What are they going to do with your VBID video that's coming up soon? Oh, man. They suggested I don't post it. How to build a vehicle-borne IED from Brandon. Remember the last video? Just put it in a car. It's like Mr. Beast intro, like, I bought an old MRAP. Yeah.
Today I'm going to teach you how to... Redacted. You just have Shinzo as the dummy for the entire thing. So Brandon, are you trying to... Literally Shinzo. Like, I dug him up. Uncle Bernie's? Uncle Aby's? We can do Bernie's fucking... Come on!
"C'mon everyone, touch the grass and fuck women!" Boom. That was my favorite line from the video. I'm like, yeah, no, pretty much most of his platform is just telling, you know, the youth of Japan to go outside, talk to women, and have sex. Instead, they shot him. You need to get a lady. Have her do sex.
Touch a grass, touch a grass or eat a the ass. That's his quote? It's like the, oh god, touch grass and eat ass. Shinzo Abe, 2022. Fucking peace out ascends to heaven. I just love like, it's like the meme of the guy like, not knowing which button to press. It's like, touch grass and talk to women, shoot the prime minister. Which one's easier? Oh!
Bill did the bomb. Welcome. Comes. I like you're just not. You're like, I still have a nine to five, man. Can you blur me out? No, it's not even that. That was me yesterday when he's casually walking up to a bar in flip flops and jeans with a fucking rocket launcher.
Like this is not, zero percent chance. - I legitimately wasn't phased. - The best part is we ran into two armed security guards, like real fucking guns on their hips. - Pretty well armed. - Oddly armed for a security guard. We don't have those in Iowa. They were armed as fuck. - It was like mall security. It was like the strip mall thing. - But with like real Glocks. - And like tasers and pepper spray and all that shit. - He's like, "Hey guys, it's just a prop for a music video." And one of them's like, "It's a rocket launcher. What were we really gonna do about it anyways?"
I told him I'm like that was the look of uh- There's no plates in here and even if there was it doesn't matter. I looked at him like that was the look of I don't get fucking paid enough for this and they're like not even close. That's the walk out and you're like eh, I'll phone it in. I'm gonna walk this way now. Brought to you by Uvalde PD. Oh god. Spicy. Cody what'd you do last night? You had-
Oh, bro. Without drinking, now you're like, tea, bed. Yeah, I drank some tea and worked out. Had missionary sex. Yeah, dude. Missionary. No spillage. We're good. No noises whatsoever. Can't talk.
sung hymns your cum doesn't even want to leave no cum whatsoever okay like just this doesn't count the fuck bro cum crawls back inside sitting there i'm like seeing the pictures they're sending in the group chat and i'm like man i feel great but i'm so fucking bored i know even last night i was like dang that looks good i looked at ryan i was like you're not old enough bro we can't go do this thing
That bar didn't give a fuck, to be honest. Bro, it was pretty nuts. I could have had you ID Ryden. And then we would have been getting Ryden's in there hating everything because it's loud with a bunch of flashing lights and stuff.
It'd be perfect. What I didn't realize is that Zeus is like a legit rock star in the Latino community and like can get away with any fucking thing he wants. Yeah, I didn't know that. I was unaware of this, but I figured that out after that night. This is Zeus, our Mexican rapper friend, not Zeus, the Greek god, just if there's any confusion. Yeah, of course. A little shorter, wears a lot more cowboy hats. Less lightning bolts. Less demigod children. It's fine.
Maybe we don't know It's not zero but it's less right This is a good dude though like when you meet super cool to hyper talented like super like into the party vibe But like if you get him one-on-one like he's actually really cool dude. Yeah, super intelligent is like Hyper talented. That's what's more Air Force do I think right military intelligence something like that? Yeah that one I forget Yeah, no, he was military intelligence
Sure yeah, now that motherfucker knows Victoria's Secret. They know everything never you and your dad jokes, bro Dad
You want to know what my fucking dad did the other day? Like, do I? Like, my dad's, like, my biggest fan with all the social media shit. And he's like, you're going to this unsubscribed podcast thing the first time I came? And he's like, okay, well, I found Donut on YouTube. And I see that Eli works for that Black Rifle Coffee company. But, like, you know, who's this batty guy? I can't find anything on him. His last YouTube video was from three years ago. I'm like, oh, he's really big on Twitch. Like, he's a big deal on Twitch. He's like, what the fuck is Twitch?
So my dad goes on Google and types in "baddie" and he's like "he's got a really nice ass" He's like "yeah I couldn't find him" "I looked for six hours" "I looked for six hours to find baddie"
Dude, go to Twitter and search for Batty. Oh, God. If you are under 18, don't do that. See, I'm starting to be more careful. I'm being more conscious of the YouTube guidelines. That's very cool, Brant. Rehabilitating. He's learned, YouTube. See, Susan? I'm doing better. I promise. Those outside thoughts you normally have on the inside. Where they belong. Until they boil up one day and something happens. You get your AT4 and take it to the bar again. But it's different.
Yeah, did your dad listen to these? Oh, yeah. Oh god. Oh, yeah I see what kind of man is he he a Christian man? Okay Like you guys you guys think it's bad. I drink bush light. My dad drinks steel reserve tall boys Oh, no 5.9% Tall boy six-pack is like 489 it literally says high gravity on the can. Yep, like it's not built to taste good. Yeah, I
No. Baby mama would drink those. Oh, no. Yeah. And she comes from like a well-to-do family. I remember hanging out the first time. She was like, I just want some Stewart's. I'm like, during pregnancy. I'm connecting some dots. Bryden's eyes would be way further apart. Look like a draw to some character. Social distancing. I feel really bad about that.
I had that moment right before where I'm just like, ah. Brett, you were just talking about, you're just like, I hold him in now. Yeah, the inside thoughts, those inside thoughts are. And immediately went to outside thoughts. All right. Oh, man. Just like to my therapist, I fucking lied. This is a terrible idea. It's like, let's get all these guys together. This will be great times. Cody's just there. He's like, I want to have fun.
I don't know why, but I just got the concept in my head of Cody being the proctor for this conversation. And now I want a skit where Cody's proctoring a spelling bee for children, but it's all racial slurs. Can I hear it used in a sentence?
Proctor's the one that like sticks his thumb up your ass, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Country of origin. Oh, this kid with... You guys talked about that one? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. People who annoy you. I know it, I just don't think I should say it. Two seconds, Mr. Marsh. I would like to solve the puzzle.
It was... And then everyone's just like... It was Naggers, Mr. Marsh. Oh! Oh, yeah! Right. South Park goes so... They still do. To this day, they do not give a fuck. No, they still play the old ones that you're... With words you're not allowed to say on Twitter that I get crucified for.
What's funny is you got more crucified, not for saying the word, but for saying, well, it's a gamer word. Like, Cody, I think you're trivializing the nature, the power of these words. Yeah, and then that Jake Lucky fuck got on there and was like, oh, I can't believe you said this. You said this is so weird. He's a guy that runs a story, like, no matter what anyone says and tries to just bring, like, trash on people because...
yeah whatever yeah i can't wait to all those guys like idubs and whatnot that all of a sudden like they went from edgy content or like h3 ethan klein they go from like super edgy
And then they move to California. They get super popular. And then they pull up the ladder for everyone else. They're like, okay, maybe I got here from edgy shit and saying gamer words, but you guys can't. Like you just need to start responding to that with just compilations of them saying the N word for 18 minutes. Well, it's a lot of the times you get, what I've seen is because then they're in those groups, those environments, and you get to see how disconnected those echo chamber. Yeah. Do that. And you spent a lot of time in LA, right? Yeah. And that echo chamber, like,
I remember, what was it? It was like that one, they were like, guns are blah, blah, blah. And I've been there so long, I was like, oh, I guess you don't need a whole bunch of guns. And I was like, what the fuck just entered my gut, dude? It's that moment from Guardians of the Galaxy 2 where the spell gets shaken off. He talks about his mom and just...
What the fuck did I just think? Yeah, what the fuck was that? No, no, no, no. Get away. And that's what happens. So you get those little echo chambers and everyone's like, yeah, that's bad. Yeah, it's bad. Oh, that's disgusting. That is disgusting. And you get to see that complete switch from their character of who they were to where they are. Like Game Grumps still love Game Grumps, but you get to see how I was showing Saf old edgy Game Grumps. And she's like, yo, they used to go fucking awesome.
hard to the pain. I was like, oh yeah, Aaron and those guys didn't care. And they would make all the jokes. There was like, one bit was, it's like, any mini-miney-moe, catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go. Any mini-miney-moe. And then one of the guests was like, you know the racist version, right? Oh, yeah. And then Dan's like, the racist version, any mini-miney-moe, black people, am I right? And I was just like, what the fuck?
It just catches you so off guard. And then Aaron gets escalated from that so fast. And it just goes downhill real quick. I'm like, they used to go so fucking hard. Now it's like they will not touch that subject just because they've been ingrained there so long now. Yeah. I'm like, you grew up in Alabama. Like, you were taught the original version. Oh, yeah. Yeah. My Nana used to say it when I was little. That was almost a joke, but I believe it. No. Yeah. Nana did. It was a different time. Yeah.
Sorry, Nana. Sorry, Nana. I love you. She doesn't know who I am. It's okay. Like dementia? Yeah, yeah. You just go with it. You're like, yeah, yeah, it's very sad. Wait, no, no. Twitter cancels Donut's Nana. Oh, God. Cancel the nursing home with signs? She's been kicked out of the nursing home. We can't have her here anymore. Nana's on her own. Cancel Nana Donut. Oh, no.
She's like, "What happened?" Well, your grandson said that you said the N-word sixty years ago. You committed the crime of being born in the 30s, and uh... Why don't the Chinese use forks and spoons? Man, stop! Stop again! Jesus Christ! To be fair, I'm still on that train. Hi. I'm sick of your car. The answer is they don't have enough food to warrant it. Jesus.
Yeah, everybody in my comment section says they can beat America in war. What? They think that? Oh, dude, so many. Wait, is that an actual? Oh, dude, my whole comment section. American military standards have gone down. We'd lose a war to China. It's like, bro, they got an island like 30 miles off their coast that they won't even fuck with, even though they really want to, because America said no. They don't understand. We've been doing war for like 200 years out of the...
Just we've been doing war since well. We have you don't want this much oil on it You're to draw a line graph of like how efficiently you could unalive somebody it's like 1776 I'm gonna fucker spikes Really good at America's the best at it. We've only done like what 12 years of not in conflict yeah, yeah ever and
In the U.S. history, it's like 12 years of not in conflict. Legit. We're good at war at this point. We're some rowdy cocksuckers. It's kind of a thing in history. Like, people talk about World War II, like, oh, the Germans made so many advancements, which they did. Like, the Germans are, like, engineers. Like, they're fucking great at it. We built the nuke. Oh, Christopher Nolan's new movie is, what's it called? Manhattan Project? It's about the Manhattan Project. That's his new movie, and it has Murphy, uh...
thisley murphy what's his name oh still uh killian murphy killian murphy's that you're like eddie eddie murphy oh boy killian murphy he's the main actor and it's about the manhattan project dude some of that shit's really sad i don't know like if you've ever like gone through some of that shit like at there's a bunch of sad stuff world war ii was fucking wild yeah like they were literally just throwing
Crimes against humanity at the wall in the name of science and seeing what stuck Japan everyone very good. Oh, yeah What is it unit 721 or whatever? Yeah, like hey, you know what percent of the human body's water? You know why you know that because Japan they squished a person probably no They just took him they weighed him and then they put him in a convection oven for like three days until there was no liquid left in his body and then they weighed him again and did the percentage math and if it was Japan he was probably alive and
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Japan did that unit seven, whatever it was. 718, 728, something like that. 731. That's the one where we didn't take them to court because we got so much useful information from the horrible shit that happened. They're like, give us all the data and we won't make you a war criminal. It's like if you made Dr. Mengele from the Holocaust an entire war department.
yeah that was that they were like how hard not known about it no and they were like they were like no we didn't do anything bad why why is the chinese so mad at us it's also extremely well documented for being so poorly talked about right because that's uh yeah that's one they're like oh these these kind of bacteria might be useful in the future for biological warfare let's keep these 18 prisoners alive cut them open and grow it in their livers yeah vivi section and they did a lot of vivia sections like a live operation so like let's just figure it out
Man, this is an awesome video game podcast. Yeah. You guys are going to go down some depressing rabbit holes later. So you can play this mission on the upcoming Call of Duty game. These are just the deleted scenes from Medal of Honor. It's fine. I didn't know he was making a movie about the Manhattan Project. Yeah.
And the trailer's out. It comes out next year. But that was... I was like, oh my god. I didn't know they dropped the trailer. And then... I mean, Christopher Nolan's one dude. Other than his last movie that was super fucking confusing. Tenet. Yeah, Tenet. That's the only movie of his I was like, eh, not a fan. Eh. That's it. It's because everyone was like, it's confusing. I understood like...
The wave tops and I didn't actually care to understand the rest like I have a feeling the more I dig into this the less It's gonna make sense. Yeah, I was like what the fuck is going on on that as one. I was just like Checked out after like halfway through I was just like I mean it's cool VFX are awesome. They filmed in reverse and front that's dope as shit Wow the guy from Twilight use the soul rifle
That's fucking awesome. They would choreograph the fights backwards. Did you see that? No. So a lot of the fight sequences, they fought backwards. One actor would fight forwards. One would fight backwards. They would do everything in camera. Like a majority of that shit was done in camera. Which is kind of wild. Yeah. That's why it looks realistic. It's not like 3D or anything. So basically Christopher Nolan is just doing like...
TikTok shit. TikTok rewind feature in a blockbuster movie. And then they wrecked the 747. That was cool. He was like, nah, we need to wreck a plane. They're like, we can VFX. He's like, nah. Didn't he do the math? He's like, yeah, no. So the studio wants to CG that, but that's going to cost $3 million and this plane...
Two and a half. I could just drive this into a fucking building right now. And they did. And you're like, that's fucking dope. America. But they're like, it's Christopher Nolan. No one's going to like when he says, oh, we're doing this. They're like, yeah, studio heads are just going to be like, uh-huh. Okay. He did the Dark Knight. He can do what he wants. Exactly. He does whatever he wants. It is okay. We are fine. So when's your next first video back?
Uh, TBD. I might take a little break. I might actually go on vacation somewhere. I haven't taken a vacation for no reason in years. I have no idea what the fuck I'm gonna do. Let's go to Vegas. I'm down. Do you wanna go gamble for a couple days? You're not drinking. Yeah, I can fucking gamble. It means I'll make better decisions. I don't know. Maybe I'll drink. You're not gonna go to Vegas. Yeah, you're not gonna go to Vegas and not drink. That's illegal. Cody, how long is the...
The phase. I don't know. Heather and I are doing it together, so I'm not going to drink until she drinks. I'm very proud of you, though. Bring her to Vegas. She'll break. So boring. I know, right? Well, that's why we didn't go out last night. We were like, if we go out with Zeus and Brandon and fucking Nick, we're all going to get shit. I told him about that, and he was like, yeah, they would have drank. He's like, yeah, that makes sense.
I don't know. I want to go gamble. Pretty weird. Yeah, dude. I love roulette. I know. I love roulette. Let's go play it. Let's go. We just need to go ask Arab what he would do.
Oh yeah, exactly. Fuck man. You remember that Arab? Oh yeah. Just fucking nail it. So already a, a rabbit. Yeah. Arab Arab. Um, he's, he's a Twitch streamer and he does IRL streams and he travels all over the world. Just like walking around with his backpack, video and people talking to people. And he came with us to Vegas and he's never gambled before and we're all fucking degenerates. So we were gambling all week. This was shot show, right?
Yeah. Yeah. It was during shot show. So he's with us and he's like, ah, you know, I don't know how to play roulette. And we're like, you know, put something down on a number. If it pops and you get money. And if you do a specific number and it lands on that, you get one, you get 32 times your money. Yeah. You know, you know, if you get red or black, you get double your money. So he just takes like, what was it? Like a thousand bucks. You guys are fucking. Oh,
He just ate my kiss. What Eric put down on the 32 times that first time? He won a fuck ton of money. It was like 500 bucks. Yeah, he'd never gambled before, so he took 500 bucks and he put it down on one number, hit that number. So 500 times 32, he got it. And then he didn't gamble anymore for like the next hour we're sitting there at the roulette table.
And then we go back to, we go to another table and he does the same thing. Puts like a hundred bucks down on another number. This is the second time ever gambling in his life. Hits that number again, 32 times. Yeah. It was fucking nuts. If you do touch, if you watch that man's like IRL streams, he definitely has been touched by some deity for good luck or whatever. Like just the shit that he captures and the shit that happens. This dude's like, what the fuck? I,
Would like to recap that I watched you walk a rocket launcher into a bar last night So like they're right up there with them all right. I'll see that He's been blessed well the worst part is you get callous to it because now it's not even cool for me I'm just like this is like maybe kind of cool if there's a rocket in it, but whatever Hammered 3:00 in the morning at Whataburger you get the cashier cashiers like to Brandon I
Anybody ever tell you you look like Brandon Herrera and Brandon's like don't look at me. I'm a drunk. Yeah Yeah, I get that sometimes I'm like, yeah, I get that a lot and he's just like art are you? This might be kind of weird but like yeah, like Are you Brandon? Yes, or guilty would you say I just like look at my wallet pull up my driver's license. Oh, yeah, oh
100% 100% dude 3am what a burger is Texas as it gets I have some great photos of you delicious oh yeah believe me I saw no I saw you saw one of them oh no you didn't see the other one oh god it was the best I think this is gonna be my I don't do contact photos but I might make this yours yep that's about how I felt come oh my god yeah that is
I drank a lot that whole day Started five beers in I didn't realize that when you were at my house like you were like oh, yeah No, I just down like six drinks like two hours ago. I'm like fuck okay. He's like catch you seem oddly, okay? I'm like no. I'm hammered. He's like wow that's interesting Like us you're like me so like you could be belligerent like I go see my gun room. Oh
Yeah, and you're over there like, picking up guns and like, "Oh yeah, that's probably loaded." And you're like, "Yup." And the next one's, "Yup." One, two... That's the lever action shotgun from Terminator. Say hello to my little friend. No, no, no, that one's loaded too! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! Stop spinning it! I do not spin that one! Stop it! Oh, Brandon won the death pool. Well, Nick killed Brandon. It's like the dude he domes in that movie.
Like the duty domes in that movie, the liquid Terminator guy where like the chunks missing out of his head except it's red and it doesn't grow back. Yeah, the G1000. No, that's just Brandon now. You did that. Oh, Brandon lives. Oh, that's right. That's my power. Wait, what's your power? He's retarded.
That's his superpower. It's like, why did he choose that? We don't know. Life imitates art. I want a million dollars. I got that. I can fly. Yeah. It's like, and my superpower is being retarded. I ain't granted. Ain't you?
I like turtles. Yeah, and you fly off and run into something. Well, retards can fly. No, that was your second wish. Oh, okay. Like, I don't get that. Like, you fly off like, thank you so much. With your million dollars. That honestly sounds like a great life.
You can buy so much ice cream I will like totally like fucking flowers for Algenon my way out of here like this Wow this episode is going great Oh no It's like the uh what is that the uh
I forget the fucking name of the show. Quantum Leap. I'm retarded. Have you seen that? No. Do you know what Quantum Leap is? This is before your time frame, I think. Probably.
He's older than me. Yeah, wait, how old are you 38? I'm 28. Yes. I put that on Instagram. I had I had I had 500 DMS like bro. I thought you were 40 Thanks dickhead Dude I get that all the fucking time. Oh my god genetics. Am I right? No, I tell him it's like the Indiana Jones thing It's not the years honey. It's the miles
Oh man. Yeah, Quantum Leap, very good show. We'll show you that specific clip after. Put the clip up there, Flugg. You can play that. It's on YouTube. Oh, yeah. So the whole premise of the show is that he jumps to other people's bodies. He solves mysteries or crimes or whatever the fuck. I didn't really watch that. He can't leave until he solves the crime. The problem. Yeah, the problem. So he literally teleports into other individuals. He goes into somebody's body. He just wakes up. He's like this.
It's such a great comedic beat nowadays though. The 90s was a different time. It was like the most popular show in the 90s. The 90s was a different time. Straight up, I have days like that. Just walk over the mirror like, I'm retarded. Explained so much. Jesus. Oh my god.
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Cody, how are you doing? What's your next big video? Who are we breaking down next? Depends on who gets murdered next by police. That's what I'm talking about, buddy. Hell yeah, brother. Murder. Murder. I always love your thumbnails now because I'm like, I pop up on YouTube, you'll pop up. It's like, boom. And it's like... That's how I do my thumbnails. I turn OBS on and I'll sit there and just in front of the camera at the end of my videos go...
And then I just go from those frames, yeah. And then the title's super clickbait. I'm like, God, these guys get it. They just fucking... He's like a teenage girl in a mall in the 80s with that photo booth. I mean, it works, though. It does. It works like a motherfucker, man. You get it really quick, and then that's the thing. We can just do that right now and be like, fuck, you're welcome for all of the thumbnail. And so Reddit, you're welcome. Yeah. Because they're going to have the most fun with it. Dude, our Reddit is fucking hilarious, man. You guys are all sucking off Batty right now on the subreddit. You're watching.
Yeah, I am. Did you see that bad? No, I didn't. No, no. It's just right in the corner in the bush. Like, you're like, you're like, you're watching. Like, yeah, I just told you about it. Of course I was watching. No, I haven't seen that. Holy shit. The new Dune one, though. Did you see the new Dune one? Dune. Dude. Oh, my God. Where's the new Dune one? I sent that to the group chat. That shit had me rolling. I was like, what the fuck is this? All of this started because of a waitress. We had a waitress that looked like like Walmart Zendaya.
Have you seen the new Wish.com? Yeah, have you seen the new Dune with Zendaya? So we were like, this isn't Dune, this is Dune. D-O-D-O-N. It's like watching the film, the popular film, Dune. Welcome to Dune. We have despised. Fanworm Hongi. Jesus Christ. Born to hell. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Jesus. Our people are so- I love how he's basically just in a giant fucking like tomb style like sleeping bag. Dude, yeah, that Reddit goes, we talked about it one time. I was like, oh yeah, because they didn't believe. They didn't believe. I like commented on one of it. It was like 80 people in there and they said something. And I was like, hey, I remember this. And they're like, you're not even the real Eli. Like this bitch fucking thinks I'm lying about this.
We talked about it once. It was like, okay, now it's popping off. I get that on my own. Or I responded to some guy like, oh, I wish Brandon would do X, Y, and Z. I'm like, well, this is the reason why I won't because blah, blah, blah, blah. He's like, well, that would be really cool if it was actually coming from Brandon and not like a weird Stan fanboy. I'm like, motherfucker. You're sitting in a video? I'm like, taking a minute out of filming a video. I'm like,
Fuck you! You're just pissed off now, Connie. Put it in the video. Hey, shout out, that was me, dickhead. And to this cocksucker, Satanboy69, fuck you! Yeah, go fuck yourself. He'd be like, dang it, that was him. Then you get taken down for bullying. Heather's post got taken down for bullying. Heather, baddie posted of it. You remember yesterday with the magic card? Some of it.
That magic card badly posted it. Yeah. Tagged Heather. And then she re-shared it and got taken down. Dude, that happened to me with you guys because somebody did like a fuck, marry, kill thing.
And like, I reposted. I think you posted it out. I fucking reshared it, and they banned me for harassment and bullying. Yeah, they're pretty crazy about that right now. Dude, IG's so bad about that shit right now. IG Facebook, like, just fucking dog shit. Are you hungover, Nick? Me? No, actually, surprisingly not. Feeling good? Drank a lot of beer, but I also drank a lot of wine.
You're still at that young age. You hit 30, that shit switches. I keep hearing that age go up and up. I'm 28, but if we cut the rings and count, I bet there's more than 28 rings. Like, there's no way I'm only 28. I go in my son's fucking bedroom to tuck him in at night. It's a hardwood floor. I'm barefoot. It sounds like fucking Pop Rocks because it's just my leg bones grinding on other leg bones with no cartilage. Man, I don't...
30 is when I started feeling like 28 to 30 and now at 30, a hundred years old, like that's why I don't go out and party hard because I'm like, oh, I know what, when waking up is going to be like, like Vegas was, Shasha was never fun. We just wake up and I'm like, the secret is you don't stop. I remember what hangovers were like. I don't have those anymore. You're just, I just don't. Yeah. It's like, I'm sweating vodka right now.
You could probably light my forehead on fire. What was the Archer thing? If I stop now? If I stop now, I'm convinced the collective hangover might kill me. They've been multiplying. Bloody Mary full of vodka. When I stopped, when you take those breaks from drinking, you wake up and you're like, the sun's shining.
Not having fun. Exactly. You get what's called withdrawals. I don't get that. I happen to get, last time I quit drinking, I happened to get kind of sick
Coincidentally at the same time and I was really worried. I'm like every time I quit drinking in my entire life I've never had any physical symptoms. I've just been bored and that time I was like feeling kind of nauseous I'm like oh, oh no. Oh, oh no. I am an alcoholic fuck this Daddy's got the shakes, but I shoot with this hand That movie could never be shoot a case. It didn't matter. Oh
Yeah, I'm surprised that movie still ends up on Netflix occasionally. What is it? Blazing Saddles. Oh, shit. The movie that would never get made. This is so good. One of my favorite movies of all time, but it's not very good. Like, I went back and watched it the other day, and I'm like, I was showing somebody the movie. I'm like, wow, this really doesn't hit the way it used to. I think it was just the shock value. That's what those...
Those older ones, it's like Airplane. Airplane is good. Oh, I love Airplane. Yeah. Leslie Nielsen, that slapstick fucking 70s comedy. And I like that style, bringing it back, making it more relevant instead of now where it's this weird. It's weird watching older movies because it feels old when you watch it and you just got to get past that shit. What was that movie with Ryan Gosling? The No Book. And fucking, what's his name?
The guy who plays Zeus in the new Thor. I don't remember that fucking actor's name. Russell Crowe. Sorry, that's where I went, but that's the first thing. He did a buddy cop movie with him that was kind of like that. Like dark slapstick fucking... Oh, were they in Hollywood? Oh, what fucking was that? Yeah, I forgot. It's not the other guys.
No, I know what you're talking about. The nice guys? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a good one. That was a pretty good one. Just watched... We talked about Drive. If you've never seen Drive, that shit goes fucking far. Dude, you are way too autistic to have never seen Drive. I know. I don't know how. And so, like, the cinematography...
The shots, the coloring, like they follow the rules of the teals, like the orange and the teal. What the fuck is the rule of the teals? It's orange. So if you'll notice, like I said, you're far too autistic to have not seen Drive. I'll show you afterwards on movies and you'll be like, God damn it, I never noticed. Then you're going to notice every single time. You're saying rule of the teals. All I hear is like Knights of the Veil from Game of Thrones. So teals and orange. Teal and orange. You know what I'm talking about? I thought teal was blue.
So did I. I don't know what teal is at this point. I'm too afraid to ask. That's what I thought. Oh, wait. You just said orange. Yeah, you said orange. Teal and orange. Teal and orange.
You'll see that if they're full of their colors there if they're yeah complimented colors You're gonna have the exact end of the spectrum every movie and a week of watching He's just like freaking out like the colors Movie will do it till is an orange
Teal and orange. Oh, they said teal isn't orange. I was like, Eli, if I take a blueberry and put it beside an orange, it's two goddamn different colors. You're always going to have those colors together when you're filming. So in Drive, it's a perfect example. You have the teals and you'll have the oranges. You'll have the 60-30-10 rule. 60-30-10 is 60% of teal, 30% of orange. Eli, I don't know if you know this. I don't listen. Do a hyperloop of us progressively falling asleep while he's explaining all these rules. I don't know.
I don't know if you've noticed this, but I'm not very good at following rules lately, apparently. You're like, I checked out. You did break a world record, though. What would that be? Most expensive. Oh, yeah. Most expensive pipe gun. Yeah, ever. Cost me like fucking 15 grand. Oh, yeah. For sure. Yeah. 100%. Afterwards. Not at the beginning. The opportunity cost was very high. Very high.
So you can blame Donut for this. Sue him. Take him to Smalls Clayport. Oh, man. Fuck yeah. That's over the limit. Shit, yeah. You guys hate each other now. A lawsuit. Why did you give me this idea? It's like that fucking Pakistani meme where it's like, friendship with Donut has ended. But yeah, Drive was... I don't know how I never watched that. And then I just watched The Invitation. You guys ever heard of that? No. It has a movie from...
- Oh, what is this? - Does it have a good color palette too? - Dude, always. No, that one was, it was a decent color palette. - Good. - Unfortunately, it's all I look for. Why do you think I have the colors the way they are in here? I'm like, this.
It looks good. That project we were working on. You're like, what do you think about these color palettes? And you sent like eight different ones. I'm like, bro, I'm not going to lie to you. I don't fucking know. Like I, uh, I'm going to be real with you chief. Like this is not my expertise. I don't fucking care. I have no clue. I build pipe bombs. This is Eli. When I sent something like Brandon, here's the script. Here's this like same for you. I'm like, this is, I think the dialogue, it's like a rough thing. Here's the color palettes. I'm thinking for this, here's what we can do on this. It's like,
I want a full book when I hand them like this is my idea and like this is a goddamn business button. Uh-huh. Me and you went back and forth on the script for like hours. And then you like talk about color palettes. You're like, okay, these are the fucking Home Depot paint swatches I'm thinking about for the look of the show. And I'm like, I don't know, man. I blow shit up and make jokes. I don't know. I'm a one trick pony.
So am I. You get canceled on Twitter every week. Life hack, just don't have Twitter. So fun. In the words of Dave Chappelle, Twitter is not a real place. What is the movie where the guy gets paralyzed and then he gets that implant and it's a robot that takes over his... Spider-Man. Doctor Octopus. Trans something...
Yeah, cuz he's with us he gets he's with his wife and he gets robbed right and I've killed but then like turns him into like a fucking like yeah He's just snapping people's necks and she's like okay good because the body takes over He's like what would you like me to do? He's like don't kill him He's like okay, and it's just holding the guys. I was like I'll never talk. He's like oh
He's like, "Body, make him talk!" And he just like, closes his eyes and looks up, and you just hear knives like, "Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft,
You've never seen Upgrade? It's pretty fucking metal. It's a good-ass movie. It's highly reviewed because I'd never heard of it. Or I'd seen the trailer. I was like, oh, it's going to be a shitty movie. Then I looked at the reviews. I was like, yo, this is actually a dope-ass movie. And then it's funny because the comedic beats. He cuts him up. And the body's like, okay, it is done. Because it can hear in his brain. He's like, okay, sweet. He looks down. He's like, what the fuck?
Because his body does everything on its own and like kills people when he starts vomiting the first time he does it. Because he's like, I can't hurt him. I don't, I don't, I don't. And the guy's like, okay, if I can take over, he breaks his arm, like fucking cussing guys throat out. And he's like, Paul, the guy that looks like the main guy. Yeah, he looks exactly like very useful information. He looks like, I know I'm trying to think of the actor or the Hardy, Tom Hardy, Tom Hardy. He looks like Tom Hardy.
tom hardy no he's not hardy was it the guy that played tom hardy's brother in that movie where they're twins
That guy? Fucking me. Tom Hardy? Tom Hardy? Tom Hardy? Tell me he doesn't look like Tom Hardy. He looks nothing like Tom Hardy. I can kind of see the facial hair on his shoulder. Oh my god, you guys are dickheads! Well, not in that angle. He does have facial hair. Or that angle. He looks like Tom Hardy and y'all can see. Look, there at that exact angle. He does. When you zoom down on his neck scar and his fucking ear, it looks just like him. Y'all gotta fuck yourself!
He looks like Tom Hardy! It's a good movie! At the end of the day, though! Those earlobes are identical. Look at 'em. "Dad looks like Tom Hardy." Well, yeah, when half of his face is fucking erased. Yeah. He's showing me pictures of like 40% of this guy's fucking face. I got an eyeball and half a lip. I give up. What's funny is that sounded like the plot of Venom. Literally that half of his face. You're like, "He looks like Tom Hardy." I'm like, "They just remade Venom."
and the internet's gonna get pissed at me like dude you just fucking movie i said i said that the new top gun copied star wars and the internet was mad at me so yeah i saw that oh when i watched that video i was like oh my god you are actually a hundred percent right close yeah an old what can you break it down because it's so fucking good okay so hear me out our story our story starts off with a young male protagonist whose father died recently and he was raised by unknown people and then he recently gets
Found again by his dad's old friend that's kind of sort of been looking out for him from afar but not really making contact. And then he decides he wants to follow in his dad's footsteps and then he wants to become a warrior. And then he goes and does a bunch of training with his dad's old buddy. They originally don't like each other, now they do. And then they have to go on an extremely dangerous mission that involves flying at high speed and low altitude through a canyon as opposed to a trench on a Death Star.
And then they have to take a sharp aerial turn. And in Star Wars, they have to hit a vent on this weapon of mass destruction that's approximately two meters wide. Whereas... Good to see that space warriors are still using the metric system, by the way. Top Gun. Top Gun's totally different. Because he had to hit a vent...
on a uranium refining facility that was three meters. So he had it way easier. And then right before they're about to go into the mission, Luke and Brewster can both hear the voice of their still alive person whisper in their head. One says, use the force. And the other says,
don't think about it, which are roughly the same fucking thing. And then, yeah, it was a huge success. Oh, wait, no, because then they have to hit it twice in the movie and for some reason the first person fucked up and missed it and then they both elect to not use aiming gear. In Star Wars, he puts his aimer to the side and just trusts his feelings and...
For rooster the laser targeting system breaks, and he just has to fucking swag it We just fuck a scientific wild-ass gas And he just drains the three and blows up this weapon of mass destruction. It is the same fucking movie Yeah, because I forgot he just used the force to do it. Yeah, oh man. Yeah spoiler
retroactively Put the put the spoiler alert thing on the bottom now yeah Star flashing really big on the screen Man, it's already been ruined, but yeah to a fucking tee that is it was alarming
That makes a lot of sense. And then the other part that killed me was they both get shot or they get shot down or whatever, but then they find the F-14. The F-14 Tomcat is like one of the few only planes that can change its wing pattern mid-flight just like the X-Wing. Oh my god. Yeah. Yep. Fuck me. The thing that got me is it's like a shot for... Not only... Yes, you're entirely correct in your assessment. Uh...
It's a shot for shot recreation of like the first movie. Yeah. Like because I watched it like an hour before I watched Top Gun 2. And it is like the exact like to a point where I'm like, oh, I see what they're doing here. Like this is almost like the same dialogue. Like it's like it's almost like a soft reboot. And now I want to go back and watch the first Top Gun and think like, is this Star Wars 2? So part that blew me away is like, you know, the beginning scene when he's doing the experimental, like basically the SR-72. Oh, yeah. The Dark Star. Yeah.
And like he just like you know it ripped apart, and you know like something like that actually happened What an SR 70 like that's semi based off of a real event because an SR 71 pilot was going like? 2,000 some odd miles an hour, and he's like I just felt the aircraft breaking apart around me And he's like next thing I remember feeling was like I was floating and he's like I thought I was dead and
Then he's like and then my parachute opened and my like my heart hit my butthole Blood blistered
Your feet just grow I'm trying to think of like a parachute that could be designed to stop you from that speed and not kill you instantly well, so like I mean he would like I'm assuming he was decelerating for a while cuz he like that planes very high Altitude so like he was what's crazy is you guys fucked up is that you're kind of like insinuating like oh well There's not that much wind drag because there wasn't that much fucking error up top. Oh
in the atmosphere that's a scary thought like in my head that's worse well that's like the dude the parachute the guy that jumped out of the nas red bull guy yeah red bull guy that jumped out above the earth's atmosphere jumped in
- Bodies falling, you hit terminal velocity like 260, 270 miles an hour, I think. - Right? I think it's less than that. - Maybe 180? - I think it's 158. That's the number that sticks out, I could be wrong. - Yeah, I can't remember. It was like 150 to 250. See what that is on skydiving when you're like-- - Human terminal velocity. - You know, if we made a flame retardant squirrel, we could drop it from any height and it'd be fine.
Squirrels are one of the only animals whose terminal velocity won't kill them. Really? They're so light, you can drop them literally as long as they wouldn't burn up on the atmosphere. We'll just wrap it in aluminum foil. That's what I'm saying. A skydiver with arms and legs stretched out has a terminal velocity of 125 miles an hour. What if they're shorter? Or like stretched out like this? Or...
Tucked in. Yeah. Like a needle. Would clamp be the same? Stable, belly-to-earth position, terminal velocity of human bodies about 200 kilometers an hour, 120 miles per hour. Okay, so that's not tracking. So, okay, gotcha.
I don't think it would be that much different if you, like, go this. Like, it's not going to be, like, 300. It is a huge. When you track the amount of speed you pick up is fucking ridiculous. Because I, like, Brandon, you're, like, free-falling like this. The second I go like this and put my hand and stretch my legs out, you just go. You can feel and hear the wind suddenly go, like, your body fucking takes off. And you see Earth just, like.
Shooting behind you now. It is a fucking weird feeling you like and I'm cool And I'm cool go like this and you like did I hit it and it's like your body We're talking about like where there's not that much wind resistance because you're talking about fighting the air. Oh
Finding and shooting downward. Right. But like where there's like, you're basically doing it from fucking orbit. You're talking about 9.8 meters per second squared, like constant. Well, so from orbit, what was crazy is that guy, uh, there's no air. Yeah. So it's very little. So homeboy was, uh, I think he hit a maximum speed of 850 miles an hour. Yeah.
god damn so he went from and now he almost got in a rotation he fixed it thankfully because he started spinning he got it corrected and they're like the centripetal force could rip your arms off and that's why he's like holy shit and they're like you're falling at 800 miles an hour right now and he's like and then finally he hurt uh hit atmosphere winter like actually hit the force of air and everything and then he slowed down to human damn
He's probably the only person who has ever gone 800 miles an hour without a vehicle and survived.
In all of human history. It was crazy because they didn't expect, well, they probably did, but it was like, he was like, I'm going to, you can hear it on his voice. He's like, correct, correct, correct. He's like, I started to black out. And if you black out, it's just like, whoa. And then dad, homeboy would have been fucking. Spaghettified into a fucking, Red Bull would have pulled all their sponsorship. They would have completely renounced the project. Red Bull does not give you wings. Gives you death. I was like, what the fuck?
Fuck that shit. Red Bull will yeet you out of a fucking space shuttle. Fucking kill you. I meant to ask you, how did that work with Clint Trial and Jonathan Blank? Like when they jump. If you guys don't know them, they don't have legs. They got blown up. But they went skydiving with you guys. Yeah. So Clint and Jonathan have been more...
Clint this was his first time back. Yeah, he did the tunnel and that was his biggest fear cuz your legs are you driving force for like tracking or a lot of Like hey, I need to go forward. I need to go backwards. So is your arms, but that's your real driving forces your legs Hey, I need to go this way quick fucking straighten them legs out you fucking go forward need to go backwards pull your legs back go backwards and that was his biggest fear, but
He flew super easy. Clint and Jonathan, they both got it really quick. He was like, surprisingly, it didn't make a big difference. He was like, going forward is a little bit different because I have to use my upper body. And I called it cheating. I was like, you don't know anything. You don't fucking half of you is missing, bro. There's a cheat code. What's that terminal velocity? Smart guy. I don't fucking smart guy. I was using fucking Google. You said something, something square velocity skydiver. No, second square. This is gravity.
Like, yeah, you're an electrician. You should know that. Yeah, because that's moving electrons. I don't know what you think I do for a living. It's just like somebody is like, fix my fridge. I don't I don't I think of a lot of electricians on top of like the huge ass power poles. So I figured they would know how fast they fucking die. Those aren't electricians. Those are linemen. There's a difference. Well, I learned something today. Thank you. And you learned the speed of gravity.
I didn't hear what you said. Which now I know if I fall off a building, I can like correct my error. Like I can like get stable position before I kill myself. And that's all I think about now is like, oh, if I fell from a building, I'd be like, okay, good. Stabilize. You get to pick which car you want to marry. I always hated that. I always hated that fucking guy. I would track. Yeah, exactly. It's like, where do I? Is that Mustang a V6 or a V8? I wondered quietly to myself. Who do I get to make my decision? It's
Oh look, a community pool! *laughter* Just fuckin' die! *laughter* Holy shit! It's the biggest cannonball ever! Holy shit, is that the former prime minister of Japan? *laughter* You see someone you don't like, you just missile into them. *laughter* Just track as hard as possible into them. Like, fuck them today. *laughter*
You are a human bonsai bomber. Just play a joke on my friend Cody's walking out to his truck. His Raptor just smashed on his Raptor. It's like, what the fuck happened? Got Eli all over me and not in the way I like. Funny prank, Eli. Classic Eli again. Classic Eli. He actually showed up. Oh, God.
The one time. Always early or late, never on time. Top golf, that's what I'm going to do. The next jump cut is at one of those car wash places, just trying to wash Eli off your fucking Raptor. Say bye to Eli. He's dead. Yeah, he's dead. Welcome. But I was going to say the SR-71. I didn't know that was built like...
It's loose metals? Yeah. That's what's fucking weird. So the metal tolerances on it are loose because it has so much friction going over it at its speeds, the metal expands enough that it's enough to make a difference. So they put it together loosely and it expands to be tight mid-flight. So it leaks like a motherfucker because of it. It leaks everything. That's what they were saying. It's like everything leaks from it. You know what it's made out of, right?
- Titanium. - Oh, so they had a very long conversation about this yesterday. - Right, so it was made, it's made out of titanium, but when they designed it and when they made it, the only place to get refined titanium was from the Soviet Union. And they weren't about to sell it to America during the '70s for reasons. And so the CIA opened up a bunch of different dummy corporations out of the Caribbean and South America, and they just ordered small amounts of titanium from Russia at a time.
And they ended up getting enough to build this fucking plane. And then they actually had to figure out how to machine titanium. So titanium is not like other metals that you work with. Like if you're machining it, like on a lathe mill CNC, whatever, like you could do that with aluminum steel, you know, whatever the fuck.
- Soft metals. - Well, not just that, but titanium also work hardens. So like when you're hardening metals later in a heat treating process, like you'd make the Rockwell hardness like, you know, harder. - 71 plus, yeah. - Like really, really hard to work with, but you machine it in a less hard state. Titanium, when you machine it, actually heats up and begins to heat treat itself as you're running it. - Ooh. - So it becomes,
Like you can machine it in the beginning and it'll work hard and break your carbide bits or whatever the fuck. So it is actually hard. This is like an actual skill. You have to learn how to machine the metal. That's crazy. So they had to learn. So they learned it. They built it. And then everybody that like they brought in like the best machinists in America to figure this shit out. And they did. And they made the plane. And they're like, cool. Never fucking talk about this ever again.
And I made a video on the SR-71, and somebody got a hold of me. He was like, my dad did the original machining on the prototypes of the SR-71. And he's like, the U.S. government called my dad up and brought him out of retirement when he was in his mid to late 80s. Because they were like, how the fuck did you do this? Because we torched all the, like, there's no instructionals. There's no how you did it. We got rid of all of it because it was a secret project. So they had to bring this guy out of retirement in his 80s, paid him a shit ton of money, and taught him how to do it.
He actually had enough to build his own SR-71 after that. They paid him so much. Oh, that's terrifying. A 90 year old with an SR-71? Just... Yeah, you're talking... It's okay. I think... I don't understand why the Chinese use sporks and spoons. The accidental, like, Beijing 9-11 at fucking hypersonic speed.
That's the only way I could see building seven going down frankly. Have you seen flashbacks of fighting in the war? He's like, hey, it's your turn now. Yeah, that war we had with China that one time. China fucking we were talking about. Cody's history. Our Cody history.
Sorry, I couldn't pass it up. We were talking about Japan first, and then he said Beijing. I was just going back to the Pacific. Okay, fuck all of you. I'm gonna start drinking. He's like, I don't like it. Oh, what's worse is that we've discovered that Cody's a time traveler. He's like, yeah, remember that war we had with China? Wait, what year is it? It's 22. Okay, maybe you guys weren't ready for that one, but your kids are gonna love it.
John's a hero. I just like, it's like, let's drink today. Bad. He's gone. We'll just use his fucking house. I got the key. Let's have one more time. You guys good for this time? Yeah, of course. Okay. Sure. I was fucking blast. What a burger at three in the morning. No, no. Who was?
I don't know how you guys woke up. I was like, man, they're going to bed. I probably woke up before you still. Yo, 100%. You woke up before me. Fuck. What time do you get up? Seven. Still? What the fuck? I get up at seven, period. Why? Like, that's a constant. The circumstances around it don't matter. Dude, that was like four hours after you get, like, rolled out like a fucking gunshot victim at an ER. Hashtag math. Yeah.
How did you wake up in time? What do you mean? You're a morning person. Yeah. Oh, you're not going to get along with us. I've noticed. I got up at 8. For real? Well, you had tea and missionary last night. Yeah, I know. Hard, hard missionary. I fell asleep with the goddamn light on and woke up at fucking 7 to turn it off. Dude, that's my work. Dude, I will get pissed if I wake up and there's light on. I was like...
Fuck that's the Sun That's why I have blackout blinds. Yep best investment. I'm saying you can set a merch plug For the day after unsub episode everyone watches this drunk apparently or at work Fuck it. Yeah one or the other so I used to do knows a copy
So you wake up, what time did you go to bed last night? What is this new Cody life? Yeah, what is it? Boring, dude. I went to bed at like midnight, woke up at 8, drank coffee. Yeah. You work out yet? Not yet. What's...
Let's work out today Cody. I'm just bored man. Give me your sidearm. I thought I wanted to get myself when I was drinking. Now it's worse. How long until he starts doing ads for AARP? If you're a hash bin like me, you need to shine up for AARP. Tether's falling and can't get up. Life alert.
Really wrecked your world with all that missionary. Held that bitch's hand so good, I beat her up. Unrelated to the sex. Unrelated. Nothing's harder on the new world than missionary. Turns out, like, she messed up my dinner.
Being a cop, I just never beat my wife or girlfriend because I was drinking the whole time. Now that I'm sober, I do it a lot. 60%. Oh, no. That was when I was drinking. I was hitting her. Old habits die hard. That one segment's going to be cut out. It's like Twitter. Like, no, no, no, no, no. We don't know anybody that would want to use that clip. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.
It's gonna be a charity stream. - Oh no. - Inside jokes, am I right? Thank you for checking out Unsubscribe Base. Way better at closing this out. That's it for another- - What are we gonna do for 69?
Get AC. I was gonna say stick each other's cocks in our mouth, but yeah that works too. I'll do whatever but I'm not shaving. Alright, fuck the AC. Alright, alright. You know I can get it? The sex number. What? You don't want AC? Like the whole work dick thing? The work dick? Fuck it, Al. Seasoned. All the secret 11 herbs and spices. Very vinegary. How's your opening, Fluck? Lantern's salted nuts.
