49 - We Love Baddie
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Audio. Those are on. I double checked. Audio check. Cody, you fucking just cracked the... Did you just jump line? What the fuck, man? Oops. You just jumped in line, bro? It's been so long. Oh my god. Yeah, we haven't done this in... Three weeks? What are we gonna... Oh, yeah. Ready? Oh, that was good. Oh, no. Now I have two white claws. Say hi to Eli. His racially ambiguous baddie. That guy's fucking ridiculous. Donut.

It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to unsubscribe. Hey, guys. Thanks for watching the unsubscribe podcast. Make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or...

That's all of them. Please leave a comment, like it, thumbs up it, give it a rating of five stars, whatever you do. It helps the podcast out immensely. And Donut and Eli will be very happy if you do that. And we want to make Donut and Eli happy today. Yeah. Five stars on everything and a comment if there is possible because we need to be at the top. Donut, say something motivating.

Oh, wait. You got to do that. What? I was going to be nice to you today. No, you weren't. I was. I'm good. You've said. This episode is called We Love Batty.

Did you hear that? I said his fucking name. I mean, that's not my name. My name's Kyle. I'm not saying that name. Fuck that name. Oh, man. Hi, everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. I'm joined today by Batty Streams, Eli DoubleFap, and no one else. No guests. It's episode 49. 49. It's 49. Yeah.

We got options for 50. We got Demo. Goldberg. Goldberg. Goldberg would be a great 50, dude. Fuck Demo. Fuck you, Demo. Fuck you, Demo. You kind person. You kind human. You're absolutely wonderful. Strong, beautiful.

Can we just give a shout out to Batty? Looking all beautiful. Also, he won a contest. We would have been gone because we haven't podcasted in a while. It's been like two weeks, right? Yeah, we did. Well, we did three episodes in one week and we've just been using those. Yeah. Yeah. That's called working hard. It was good because you were gone. I was sick as fuck.

That was going for a little bit. Oh yeah, you were gone too. You went with Brandon. He almost died like twice. He had like back to back. Dude, I was sick. It was rough. Which is okay, Batty. Your immune system doesn't define the character you are, which is strong and beautiful, and we love you for it. Why does this feel worse? Can I get a one in chat? Comments for our boy Batty.

Just if you love baddie, let's get a one in comments because he is a strong beautiful redheaded man We love him here at unsubscribe. Can I get a baddie in the comments section? You got anything nice to say about tell us how much you love baddie in the comments? How good looking he is how hard-working he is how insanely loud he can scream

That should have been your superpower screaming me wow it'll just explode, but you can't direct it That's his normal volume

I lost like 15 pounds while being sick. So that's dehydration. Yeah, I know. And it was all through my sweat. I just sweat like a disc. I can't describe how much I was sweating. It was.

Terrifying. Nice. Cold sweats are always great. The best ones. Also, we need more y'all mother. Okay. We have like, I think it's like 40% of the people that watch the goddamn podcast. Don't subscribe. Oh my God. Yeah. You have to subscribe. Wait, it's subscribe to unsubscribe. But in order to subscribe, you have to subscribe to unsubscribe. So click that button once and forget about it.

And then the bell note, what's the bell do?

Oh, notification bell. Hit that notification bell so you know when an episode drops. I just like you're like, hmm? What happens is the YouTube algorithm knows that my voice is in this podcast and they fuck us. You're the downfall of it. I know, exactly. See, I'm doing it. I'm doing the podcast a favor by not speaking. No, my last 26. My last 20. Hey, what's up, Mr. Beast there? You just said do it.

I like more you ignored. It's his producer. So I'm guessing this is probably a good phone call, but I'll call him back. Yeah. Podcast is so much more. That's how much he loves you all. He doesn't. I don't feel the same way. Dude, Brandon and I went and helped. We can't say what it was, but Brandon and I went up and we helped Mr. Beast with a video and it was really cool, but I can't talk about it at all. We can show it with these images. With these videos that I...

That just put up random shit that has nothing to do with anything. And we'll just pour. It's just puts up dudes fucking. It's like, oh, Brandon and Cody help with that. Wonderful transition to come. Yeah, guys. Checking out our next product. Come. Oh, let's go back to how awesome that is. You won.

Yes. Got a flavor? Bro, so I've been doing this G Fuel competition. It was the entire month of March with 64 creators. And it started with like sales. And that was a couple weeks that it was all about creating content. Like who can make the best content?

Why you air quote? Why you got to- Because all they gave is shit. G Fuel, I know your fucking game. I'm a businessman. All you wanted is sales at the end of the day. Batty could have shit on a fucking G Fuel homeboy selling a lot of product and you would have won. Yeah, talk shit about his new sponsor. I mean, G Fuel- You're right, my content didn't matter at all. It wasn't good or anything. Batty, you did really good content.

Because it was really good. It was what, five rounds? There was, yeah, five rounds of content with two rounds of sales. The first round was like create some GIFs and a video. And that's what I did the Gamer Boy Bathwater, which turned out to be the actual final challenge for it where I had to create my own flavor and a commercial selling it. So you already did two. I had already done it, but I did another because that one was a joke. I don't actually want G Fuel to create a flavor called Gamer Boy Bathwater. Why? Why?

I do. That is... Because I'm actually going to sell GamerPoi bathwater, and I don't really want to deal with them stealing my idea. I just wanted... I just picture it actually being that flavor. What would that taste like? Sweat and disappointment? I don't know. Is this like three Tinder dates in? Is this like you showered? Because there's a big discrepancy in this flavor. I don't know.

Tastes like pennies regret oh my god, so yeah, we want it We uh I created a flavor called volume warning which was super cool cuz that's been like the title of my stream for three years I've always just said volume warnings. I'm loud as fuck. I

And we created a video for it. I had like a drone out here doing circles and shit. We had Danny Worslop come over, lead singer of Ask Alexandria, to take photos of me to make me look like a rock star for the actual tub to put on it. And we absolutely annihilated the entire thing. It was really cool. That's awesome. So now they're going to...

They're not doing a full brand new flavor. They're taking an older flavor and they're going to reskin it. Let me just pick whatever I want. They're going to reskin it and it's going to now be a Volume Warning Batty themed G Fuel flavor. That's awesome. With my own shaker cups. Congrats! Our boy did it!

He was the fucking the one the uwu video you made where you turn it. That was the only one I was like, damn it. I didn't come up with this and I'm actually mad. I'm so mad at how little effort that took too. Like I nailed that on the first, like the transition, everything first try. I just, I just nailed it. And I was so mad. It's a take talk video. I know. Yeah.

The hardest part was me learning what to say in the intro. It's like oh you don't know I'm talking in a voice What did you expect me to do like getting that right in lip-sync took me three tries and then I did the fucking the I Accidentally did the transition perfectly and I was like and I just wore I was like this is bullshit I was ten minutes. Is that on tik-tok? Yeah, and Instagram luck throw it up My dad watches this don't perfect Maddie's dad be proud

My dad. I don't know how to TikTok, guys. I don't either. It's the most complicated program. They just added stories to it, too, for some fucking reason. Yeah, TikTok has stories now. It's really weird. They're trying to compete with each other. It's just Instagram and TikTok going, yeah. Oh, yeah. Sorry I don't talk in a woo-woo voice. I don't know what you expected me to do. Hate it, love it. The only time I got jealous. God, I'm hard.

When I see good content, I hate it. I'm like, oh, good. It came out. Friends are creative. Oh, I have no idea what the timeline is, what everything's are happening. I also want like a like a massive like four foot neon G fuel sign. How much money? Yeah. Yeah. I want a thousand dollars for that plus commission. So that was pretty.

Fuck yeah. Hell yeah, Batty. Dude, you did it, Batty! Guys, again, one in the comments below. Show a boy love. One if you're proud of Batty. It's just gonna be a bunch of ones, you know? I had something else I did. I did something else really cool. I don't remember what.

We did I did pretty gangster no, but before we talk about my gangster stuff First off done it. What's the word of the day come? Thank you. That's I just knew you You come up the day we trade you terribly Don't it comes yeah

And we're gonna bottle that up and sell it on our website. Well, you can pick it up at Bunker Branding. Donuts come. Just a jar of goop. It's called Gamer Boys Freshwater Jellyfish. You're gonna need to drink a little bit more. You gotta make some more cum, sir. Donuts hydrating. Oh, Jesus Christ. I can't come home for a couple days. I'm making something for the boys. Boys! Boys!

God, I love our gaming podcast. Oh, man. But we are going to talk about... Are we? Gaming? Halo. Halo. The show. Fucking... I mean, we... Okay, wait. Wait. First off, Ricky likes it. Ricky, I'll punch you in your face. I like it. Ricky Berwick likes it, too. I like it. I haven't watched it, so you guys... What episode are you on? I'm like four in.

There's some things I really don't like, but there's some things I really really like. Okay, here I'm gonna... This is... Batty, you're still a wonderful human today. Eli says delete those ones in chat. No! I'm holding onto it! Keep the one!

Once they replaced Master Chief's voice. Okay, I don't give a shit about that. Okay, that's that seems to be everybody's fucking big gripe with it I don't give a fuck about that. You're different you're on the spectrum when it comes to fucking filming and then I know the entire story I know that I do and it's very different and very weird your boy Master Chief Oh, okay, donut. He's like homeboy walks around with his fucking helmet off the books. You can't do that. Oh

They do. In the books, they don't. Early on, they do. No. Yes, they do. Only around each other. That is the only time. Yes. And it was only Spartans. These people are like willy-nilly like, let me eat that off and walk around. And then fucking homeboy fucking deserting Spartans.

Never fucking happened so bull right so You got five foot eight five foot nine Spartans walking around I was like, I don't like the dumb - yeah an armor the seven to your standard Spartan six ten to seven foot tall Well, they they're like genetically modified right? Yeah, they're fucking giant and then you have like dudes that are just like oh

Me. You're like, I'm a Spartan. It's like, no, Eli, you're not. You're Mexican. You're not genetically modified. If they genetically modified me to be five foot nine, I'd be pissed. I'd be like, what was I before this? Was I fucking Wee Man? And this is my final form? This sucks dick. So I guess I'm like, why are they so short? Why the fuck are they taking their helmets off all the goddamn time? Because in the story, like that is their...

They always wear all the girls all the females had short hair like everyone they were very They were shaved they were clean shaven for the the suit itself era is just all these little things - weren't all the guys Yeah, for the most part like everyone shaved pale They look like child They don't have wrinkles or shit because they're never exposed to the Sun because they don't take their fucking helmets off This is like they literally like well. Hey, man. What's up?

Every chance he gets it. He has to show his face which I get pissed for because you have Mandalorian How many times did Mando take his helmet off? They cited Mandalorian as the reason they let them take their well I was I read a whole thing about why they were taking their helmets off and they're like well They did it in Mandalorian one time at the end of the fucking first first second season first Oh, yeah, cuz it was it when it was with it was with in Boston. Oh

Okay, right? Yeah, Space Boston. He had to take it off to help him. Yeah, and it was like right at the very fucking end. And you're like, this is like episode one. He's like civilian. Hi, my name is Master Chief.

I'm like, okay, I can live with this. I don't hate. I did tell Savannah. I was like, first off, the one job I would have, I would have, if they were like, Eli, you get to play master chief. I'd be like, fuck yeah. Give me some Apple boxes. I'm going to make this work. Those make you taller. Let's make you taller. Yeah. We're going to hire five foot four people. Eli's going to look huge. Yeah. The entire show. I got it.

this all day long. But the second that script would have been like, you take your helmet off on episode one, I'd be like, your boy's going to put a pause on this. Maybe let's not.

Ever show my face cuz I'm gonna be the most hated person on the internet the second I show my stupid face as Master Chief I like how he's playing Master Chief. I can't remember his name. It's the guy from 13 hours, but the Benghazi movie It's one of the he was good actor. Yeah, I mean I like him as Master Chief I really do because I feel like you can't we can't hold on to John 117 voice forever. I don't give a shit But I've read all that like what's the hardest part is I've read every fucking book so I'm like

deep in the lore of how the Spartans work together. Like the other Spartans, like them communicating, I was like, okay, this is more like, uh, this is good. There was never a deserter Spartan at that point in the program. Like they hired, they would not have let that dude go. So when you're a Spartan, you are,

You are the Genghis Khan of your era. Like these kids, they made a hundred Spartans, all of them. And that was out of, out of all the billions of people that lived in the galaxy. Yeah. There was only a hundred people that met the genetic code in order to be a Spartan too. So this is literally the Genghis Khans, the, the, the rulers of those eras. That's a genetic code. They would say that it's like, this is the Spartan genetic. So, um,

That's why they got those people. And you want to have homeboy just like leaving. He's like, but I got a fucking deuces. It will never happen. Cause those guys, like those facilities were, and then he left with a fucking, a Spartan outfit. I wasn't sure on that. Like,

The Milner armor I was like did he have the Milner armor is he just wearing the fucking the undersuit or like some like parts of it or something Remember he had Milner armor when he was leaving and he was like I got shot up It's like bitch you were wearing Milner. Oh, no, he had his arm like he had it right replaces entire arm, right? Isn't that what that one? Yeah that weird dr. Halsey. Yeah, dr. Halsey's young young act She's actually young in this which is weird cuz she knew John when John was five and he flipped the coin That's why she chose

John is based off of luck, everyone. I thought Halsey was kind of young in the initial Spartan stages. Back with Reach, wasn't she? Even if she was 20 when she seen John at five. Math. John at five. If she was 20, then John is at, let's say John is, how old does John look in the new series? Like right now, you boys. Early 30s. So Halsey is,

That minimum is $50. Shut up, Eli. Stop. Just stop. You're ruining everything. I will shit on this thing. And then the fucking Covenant have a human daughter. Okay, yeah, that's really dumb. Did you know that? It's not a real thing. Yeah, the Covenant have a human daughter.

But they're aliens. Yeah, they don't give a shit about humans. They hate humans. Because you know why? Because the Forerunners. Like, we were the chosen ones. Humans are the chosen ones in the fucking world of Halo. They fucking hate us. They're not like, hey, come on, daughter. Let's go. You can be with the three main ones. Pain. The Prophets. Yeah, the three Prophets. Yeah, there's three of them. I forget their names. Like Pain, Envy, and...

Smartness or whatever the fart was one of them definitely yeah Smartness was the third Henry Cavill would have never let any of this happen. Oh, oh my god Did you see his last post on Instagram? No, he's painting fucking 40k Warhammer figures Warhammer YouTube channel, yeah, or not too long ago big was this warhammer YouTube channel I

I think it wasn't a huge one. Okay, so what you're saying is there's a chance. There's a chance. Guys, we need to learn everything we can about 40K right now. Oh, bro, the second he's like, I'm coming down to Batty's very nice house. We'll have a studio by then. No, we're going to come here to this house. He has to drive up that road. I just hope he texts us. He's like, hey, can I stay at one of your houses? Batty's.

You can sleep in my bed with me. It's okay. I'm like, got you, bro. Savannah, get the fuck out! Leave or... Here, Henry, you can sleep in my bed next to me. Can we all just... That would be the thumbnail for the image. That's the thumbnail. It's just all of us laying next to him. I'm like, Henry, this is for the thumbnail. You got it, bro. You gotta do it. If he's going to YouTube channels...

And doing Warhammer 40k there might be a chance. Bro dude look at his little look at his uh Henry Cavill fuck put it up Also big shout out to Fluck for editing it this amazing stuff. Fluck you're you're fucking talented bro Okay let's talk about Henry Cavill more not Fluck. Okay fuck you Fluck we'll pull up the Fluck Pull up the Fluck figure the Henry Cavill um I just love 24,000 subscribers

Okay, so for the next three episodes, we're a Warhammer podcast, guys. Okay? That's what he posted on his. He's showing off his 40K figure. 2.5 million views. Everyone go on Henry Cavill's Latin...

Next last post and just start commenting fucking unsubscribe on his little war yes podcast. Yeah Yeah, why don't they people are being dicks - yeah, don't be rude I'm subscribing so he's like why? Imagine if we just all paint together. Oh my god instead of doing a challenge. We can just paint after oh We'll ask questions. Well. We just fucking paint. I'm bricked We can do this we can do we can make this happen

With our power combines- We need to learn about 40k right now. Yeah. Big H. We got you. I know some's 40k. I need to learn more. I'll read the books. Who do we have that does 40k? Oh, I'll read fucking all the books and give me two weeks. Autistic superpowers go. I'm like, I have all the knowledge now. All of it. And I'll watch YouTube videos on it. I'll be good. I got this shit. I'll talk to Lingo when he gets here.

God, what if he teaches us about 40K? He probably could. Seems pretty into it. Oh, my God. Dude, I just like he's like the most jacked, good-looking dude who's like, I'm going to go home and paint figures. I don't know why he sounds like Macho Man Randy Savage. That'd be an easy one. It'd just be fucking great. Speaking of Halo...

I jumped out of airplanes. That's cool. I haven't heard about this yet. Not at all. No, nothing about you jumping out of airplanes. Can I ask a question first, though? Yeah. Why? Why were you guys doing that? Actually, for a fucking dope-ass reason, we had Clint and Jonathan come out, our double amputees, both of them fucking military. They blew off both their legs because they were bad at their job.

Fuck nerds. Aren't they a bitch? Deb grew her. We don't want the pussies. Yeah. Fucking pussies. Clint hasn't jumped a period since his injury like three years ago. So injury, he was about, he was on his last mission, I think. Yeah. It was like end of. I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah. Literally last mission. Yeah.

Click trial on Instagram. Amazing homie. I said Devgar. He was Delta, wasn't he? Or he did some shit like that? He was other stuff I will talk about offline. Okay. He did cool things. Yeah, he did very, very cool. He will kill us. Clint's going to kill us. Not me. I'm Prince.

Sorry guys, I love you. Memorial birds! Like Clint killed my friends. This might be so nice. But no, so fucking Clint's BRCC flew out Clint's team also. So they all got to jump together for the first time.

Since Clint's been hurt. So it was a fucking phenomenal mission statement. Mission behind itself of why it wasn't just like BRCC boys are just fucking off. It was like, hey, let's get fucking good ass content. BRCC boys did fuck off. But there was a mission behind it. And it was the most emotional jump watching Clint get back into the wind tunnel. He's never been in the wind tunnel since his injury. So he's double amputee, above knee and below knee.

Dude, watching that, if you want to feel like a bag of shit, fucking not fly. I've never flown in a wind tunnel before. So Sunday, I hop in, and I'm fucking like, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. Yeah, it's like a can just shaking up, and I'm like, eh. And then you see Clint and fucking Jonathan get in, and I was like, first off, they're cheating because they don't got legs. Okay, it's less shit to move, and this is fucking bullshit. Legs are bullshit. They're shaped like airplanes. Yeah, this is unfair. I can't.

Shaped like handicap airplanes. There's no wiggle. What airplane? It's like a bowing and you cut it at the end. You're like, it's shaped like an airplane. There's nothing to flail around, okay? Don't flail your legs!

Oh my god

But you watch them fly in the fucking wind tunnel and all that. And you're like, holy shit. They're like, you can tell they've done it a lot. A lot, a lot. Especially Clint. Clint, that's his old work. Yeah. A lot of Halo shit. That's fucking wild. They got out and then.

Watching him jump and then I remember Clint's first jump. He was like he waited. He could have jumped with us He's like now I'm waiting for my team team came in. They all got there fucking flew up We're like hey hard time 6:30 got there at 6:00 a.m. Morning gets it I know you guys haven't said I mean I do every day cuz I'm up that late every single day I go to bed seven the most wretched thing

Yeah, every day I was like, can we push that to the right like 10 a.m.? Any other time? 10, 11. 10, 11. We're getting brunch first, a couple mimosas. Yeah, let's figure this out. This is what we do, okay? Yeah. And watching the- Our hard times are different. And then watching him fly in and land, and he did a good landing. It was a little hard, but if I can clarify,

boom nailed it then uh his buddy gave an amazing and emotional speech which also it was fucking funny as shit but he was still like you just get to see they they haven't jumped with their their buddy since he got injured last time they were like last time they see his clint's fucking legs were blown off hospital they all hung out they came there they had the talks i think i told you that story of clint's um like

and clint's story is fucking phenomenal it's like clint like woke up in the bed and he's with like two ex-wives and his now wife and the the his buddy's telling this story he's like yeah i was the one that made the claw it was emotional clint's like ah man i was coming out of his drugs my legs are gone i like open my eyes i see two my two ex-wives and my now wife all staring at me he's like he opens him he's like

He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No legs. You can't run away. She's laughing, but it was super emotional. It was an amazing experience watching him be able to do that. The team was just fucking stoked and we had steaks and everything after drank some booze after jumping a lot out of the airplane. And then.

And then, yeah, it was a fucking dope experience. And it was fucking terrifying. Jumping out of an airplane is dope. I've told you guys a million. We're all doing iFly. I'm super stoked for it. Jumping out of an airplane, if you haven't done it, go do a tandem just for the simple fact of that adrenaline dump is next level. Go to iFly if you can. Get in a wind tunnel. Try it out. It is the most freeing experience. You're going to be pissed off as shit because you think this is the easiest thing in the world. It ain't.

Floating is hard shit. That's why we don't have wings. Yeah. You're just trying to figure out the body position. And then you're. I can't wait for just our listeners that can't see this to hear that. Sounds like gay porn. They are going to fucking recover. But it's so fucking dope.

Okay, iFly next weekend? Yes. Oh wait, let's not do it on a weekend. It's gonna be packed full of shit. A weekday. Shitty little kids. It's not like we have normal jobs. Yeah, let's say a weekday. Like Wednesday? And then we can talk about it next podcast. Yeah, that'd be a good vlog too. I'll be here next week. We can make a game out of it and give money away for a video on my second channel. Where I'm dressed like a wizard. Yes. Hi!

They let me put money in the wind tunnel Bullshit You're like fly and get your money Out the top into the fan Which I still don't know that was the one thing I was trying to figure out how those fucking fans work Because I have no idea how that like you have to close it sealed off system fans up top

When they would turn the wind super low, there's no fans below you. What? And Matt was talking about that. I don't know. Like, I was looking down. Does it suck you? I don't know. That's why I was like... There wouldn't be wind underneath. I know. I don't get... So there's gotta be fans below you. Dude, I was looking down. I was like, there's no giant fan below me. What the fuck? There's gotta be. There's gotta be. There's no way. You can't just make...

There's gotta be a failure. Trust me, I was in this fucking quandrum while I was laying on the net looking down. I was like, where the fuck does this wind come from? I don't know where the wind's coming from. Do you fly on your back super difficult?

Flying in general just sucks dick, but oh, it's so satisfying when you like once it clicks after day three and I could just barely float. I felt like a fucking superhero. But when you were jumping out of a plane and you're tracking, I told you guys when you get comfortable and you can start flying and you jump out of the airplane by yourself and you track everything.

And your tracking is when you like head south or west or east, depending on your plane location, how you jump, you track which way you'd never head towards the plane. You fucking fly like crazy.

You take off, you can hear the wind flying by. You feel like a goddamn superhero. And then when you come out of unstable, Evan was doing what I wanted to do in those last few videos where he was tracking and he just let you twist and you, he just go into a barrel and then stabilize. I was like, Oh, that's what I wanted to do. Why didn't you do it, Eli? Cause I fucking hurt myself. How'd you hurt yourself, Eli? After 16 jumps, got home and I kneeled down and moved my back. I had to slip and I caught myself.

And I did a mild tear on my quad because I'm old as fuck. So you bent over and hurt yourself. After 16 jumps. I know, after 16 jumps. Jumping with the best people in the goddamn world.

I go home and slip and I'm like, I'll be fine. And I did. I thought I was like, I'll just take a bath. My shoulder was hurting. That's the only thing that ever irritated me. Hopped in the bath. Epsom salt bath. Never done one of those. Greatest thing in the gut. Bro, I've never done that. I used to when I would get poison ivy all the time. Fucking dude. If you batty, you have to try.

Like, it sounds so stupid. I was like, this is the dumbest shit. I don't know. I have a big clawfoot tub that I've never used, except for when I filled it with G Fuel. Go buy Epsom salt. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. That's pretty calming. Dude, your muscles, like, and they don't know how it works, do it. I don't use my muscles, so it's no big deal. I think, like, scientifically, they still don't understand how it works. Drink a lot of water because it does dehydrate you. Like, I was peeing syrup. I was like... Nice. A little rhabdo. Yeah, I was like...

But I was like, holy shit. It's the first time she's on the podcast. Oh, my God. Princess. Don't be so good. It's OK. Nice. She's like, do not love me. It looks like I had a princess. This is my cat. She's on the podcast with her little head. Like the tiniest cat head I've ever seen in that big ass body. Just how bad he likes him. Oh, what? Small head and big butts.

That's your kink, right? That's what you're looking for at the bar? Like the chick with the smallest head? Yeah, that one. Yeah, Batty walks around, puts his hat on her. It's like, ooh, bitch, that looks like a giant hat on you. Goddamn. But yeah, like fucking we have to go jump out of planes. Fucking Batty, like small head of girls. If you got a small head, hit it up before you back. Stop it. Stop, please. Stop. Is that just pictures? Yeah.

It's amazing we have to do it we have to tandem we have my chest real good nice Man, yes, we have to do it. We have to tandem everyone has tandem everyone has to jump out of a fucking airplane. Yes once track I want to do it once without a parachute

That's called forever sleep I'm just trying to traumatize as many people as I possibly can when I go He's like I'm gonna find an intersection like a school, I don't know playground and just fucking we were Thank you for not being selfish like Eli

Eli was supposed to not pull the cord on one of them so we could sell all this awesome Memorial merch to unsubscribe. They already have it printed for next month. He fucked it up. I will say that's the only terrifying part is I told you guys the landing, the parish, just in general, anything with the chute free falling. You're like, fuck. Yeah. What do you mean? Falling kind of you just falling. Yeah.

But then you're like, what if my chute doesn't open? And at first you're like, what if my chute's tangled? What if my chute does this? And it's all those fucking fears. It's like, my chute's going to fuck up. And naturally, the first time I pull my parachute, there's a tangle.

But you're like, oh, tangles fucking nothing. It's like tangles four times. It's like four or six. And I was like, yeah, you just pull apart and you kick your legs until you like, and then you unwind yourself. You have like five to six minutes before you hit the ground with that shoot open. Shoot still opens. You're just slightly tangled. You don't have no control. Yeah. So you just like kick, kick, kick. It slowly unwinds itself. And you're like, ding, grab your, uh, your cords. And then, uh,

Steer wherever you risers. There's the risers so bad. It's making my anxiety and the right now thinking about Do it Is my fucking fear was that I was like it's gonna be tangled and the pair she's talking open I'm gonna have to cut away and then I'm gonna cut away But it's not gonna fucking cut away and then I'm my emergency She's gonna go up with the second one and it's gonna be a down plane and I'm just gonna fucking eat shit in the earth

None of that ever happens. And you land, and then they're like, okay, you just landed 30 miles an hour. I was showing the guys how landing is. You're flying. I didn't know you landed that fast. It's terrifying. Hey, Fluck, put that clip up of Matt right here. Yeah, yeah, show Matt landing. Some...

And then you have a 12 foot window Which if anyone stood on the side of an object and you're like if you look down at one story You don't want to fall 12 feet. No, but and you but gauging it's super fucking hard You like look down and you're like man. I feel like I'm three of you stacked on top of each other. I know at four And then you jump off

But my feet, you're like just basing off your feet coming down at 30 miles an hour. And you're like, am I at 12 feet? Yeah, I don't fucking know. Let's fucking see. Oh, I did it. I fucking walked away. Then it doesn't happen when you're like, I, I, oh, and they tell you like, oh, if you flare too early, you'll just plummet. You're like, I'm going to what? I don't want to. Like, so if you like that word, if you flare, it's not a good word. 20 feet. You're going to go whoop.

You got because your parachute stalls after you. If you stop, if you when you full break, when you flare your lace, go out in front of you. Parachute just drops.

Slowly drop it you just knew there's no slow drop there. It is you have one break option There's only one break so you only have that one chance to flare. There's no I get a second flare. You don't get it There's no there's no yeah, there's no two flares, but if you accidentally flare when you're like really high up you just drop Oh well if you're high then it's fine you have that's actually part of the course you talked about doing that Yeah, you got the forceful you have to force a stall stall yeah, oh

That's not fun. - Super fun. - You go like this. One, two, three, four, five. You hear it collapses and then it just goes. - Yeah. I wanna do this so bad. I wanna do this so bad. - And it opens back up and it goes. It will always open back up. Just like hard turns are the most terrifying thing, but they, it's my favorite thing. That's how you descend really fast. - You just start spinning like. - That's why I want. - Screw it or whatever.

Oh, it's... I want to jump out of a plane so bad! Dude, I've wanted to jump out of an airplane my entire life. I wanted to do airborne stuff when I was in. I couldn't. It just wasn't a thing for where we were. We could do aerosol and, like, mountain warfare, but you just couldn't jump out of a goddamn plane. I know static line's very different from this. Yeah, free fall. And I've just never had a chance to, like, just go jump out of a fucking airplane. I want to so bad. I'm such an adrenaline fucking junkie for this shit. I love it. I fucking love it. Cody needs to do it. Pull them risers.

Pull them toggles. Feel life. Dude, that fucking just, oh, when you hard turn. Oh, that's people. I have two jumpers before me. I was always the first down. And you're talking, you have a seven second gap between jumps. So, and it only takes 60 seconds before you fall from 13,000 to 5,000 feet. So it's a 60 second window. And then you pull your shoe. That's so fucking cool. And I was still the first one down. Cause I'd be like, oh, I made it. Just hard toggle. I'm like, yeah.

Just all the way down. And people are like, Eli, stop. That is so terrifying. Because all the guys are like, bro, watching you in the fucking parachute. They're like, I pulled hard for a three sixes. Like, no, not because they do like 180. And you're like, once I felt it, because you you get enough G's where you like, like you feel like the lights going out. You're like, oh, this is so fucking dope. I want to do it. So bad. Oh, my God. Yeah.

You're like, nah, never again. What would be your adrenaline trunk? Like, what's your dump? I don't know. I just going plaid. Yeah, the car's pretty dope. It almost hit a lady in the parking lot. She did turn really sharp, though.

We were playing around with the thing on the car where you can call it to you, the summon mode. Yeah, we were. And so it backed out and it started coming to me and this lady in this shitty little Honda just whips in and almost hits the fucking car while it's coming to us. And I had to like release it to make it, because you got to hold it down while it's coming to you. So this lady almost hit it. And then it just decided to stop right in the middle of the parking lot, not even on the right side or anything. It was just like, brr. It was just like blocking everything away. Imagine that lady being like, whoa, shit, a car.

It was weird like you this egg you hit it was like it started backing out of the parking spot I was like he was actually fucking dope. That's kind of cool. This girl's walking by I was like cars driving itself She's like is that yours? kiss I'm like yeah, I'm his friend It's cracking up my friend's car. Oh man. No, I'll do a tandem I don't know let me let me do the tandem first and I'll decide where I'm gonna go from there cuz I don't like heights and

I fucking fell off that shit in the Navy and suddenly my body was like, hey, heights are bad. You're going to get anxiety every time you're higher than like three stories. That'll do that. Thankfully, you have no control. You're 13,000 stories. 13,000. Actually, you're where you're up there. You're up there. So you have no you just kind of walk at the edge. That's what we were saying. Jericho would just be like.

Day one was the greatest thing because you see Jericho just like tiptoeing. One of the BRCC guys. He's like, he's the new hire. He's the first one in 375 for Rangers. But he was so terrified walking up to the edge of the plane to get off. You just seem like tiptoeing scathing.

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Okay. Have you beat Elden Rings yet? I haven't beat it yet. I just started playing it again. I have these spurts where I get so pissed off at it. Oh, I know, because you raid me after your rage quit. Yeah, I'm like, fuck this fucking game, and then I'll raid Batty. And so I had a little spurt there where I was like, I don't want to play this anymore. But then I watched this dude...

Iron Pineapple, I think is his name. His name's Iron Pineapple? Yeah. That is an amazing Twitch name. Yeah, and he beat Elden Ring without causing damage himself. So he uses his summons to cause damage. Bro, I hate every single person that does any kind of challenge on any kind of Souls game. Elden Ring, I hate that. Dude, he beat it like that. He beat it as a level one character. He never leveled his character.

So he does these ridiculous challenges, but he also some of the bosses he kills him with gravity Like just makes him fall off a cliff or something and he did he beat we're done which is one of the hardest bosses in the game

And I saw him do it, and I did it. I was like, this is so cheating. It's not, though. Hardcore Souls players say this is part of the game. And so basically when you go into Radon's place, you bait him out, and when he starts following you, you go west, and then you can Skyrim hop your horse up this mountain and sit on this tree limb.

and he tries to get to you, but what the game does is if it thinks you're falling for more than like 10 or 15 seconds, it's like, well, this person doesn't need to be alive anyway, insta-death. And so you can just instantly kill the boss without taking damage or hitting him with a sword.

and then you get an instant 72 000 experience you know this reminds me of it reminds me of destiny like the the cheesing the raids and like yeah oh it's like the the crota raid crota's end and at the end of it people would be like one of the easiest cheeses in that raid was

Somebody would DC real quick. Oh, yeah the fucking DC cheat. Oh, this is great Just be like mid sword strike He would just freeze and then you'd all just run up and just murder the only one person like they plug their shit back in Oh, it's like the person with aggro or something just do not even just oh really a single during the sword swipe phase when you drop his armor and he's Attackable you had to do like somebody would DC real quick. They just fucking power off power on or fucking plug-and-play Yeah, it's cut they would

And you're like, kill him. You're like, ah! Because normally you only have a couple seconds to damage him, but this would extend the damage phase indefinitely. Oh, God. He just stays there. Dude, that's awesome. Cheesing video game bosses has been like a thing forever, and it is amazing. I tried it. Man, all the old, if you look at the old games we used to play and you watch speed runs, you get to see the cheese factors on how they used to do that old shit. The dragon on the bridge, have you fought him yet?

I haven't fought him yet. I know you're talking about that motherfucker. Yeah, this is Elden Ring. Like, I didn't realize if you hit his hind leg, if you jump and hit his hind leg, it does a continuous, it thinks you're still in the air, but you're doing that jump attack with the great sword, which is what

one of the strongest attacks. So my guy was just floating. He was like, I was like, you just watched a boss. I watched the meme about this where the dude was just like, shaking his sword on the boss after attacking. I was looking at stream. I was like, I don't know what I just did, but I'm not mad about it. It's just, can you see how the speed runners are getting across the maps now? How they just, they stand in a certain spot and they pull their guard up.

And it just throws them across the entire map. And they found like 10... How do you find this shit? They found like 10 different places to go from one side of the map to the other to beat the game. Because it just came out today, a guy beat the game in 12 minutes and 30 seconds. Like the area when you first walk out of the doors and the big golden knights in front of you and the guy with the white mask is right there. Oh, the guy that you're not supposed to attack that I attacked immediately? Yeah. You just walk to a little rock to the right and put your guard up a couple times and it's like...

And it just throws you across the map. It makes no sense. Do you think that spot's in there on purpose? Like, they left that in there so speedrunners could do crazy shit? There's a couple of spots like that. That's fucking insane, man. I never, yeah, and these dudes, have you watched speedrunners and how they try to break it down? Like, they just go test that shit. Like, when new things, so I guarantee once that found out, people were just walking around the entire fucking map. Every inch of a map.

Yeah, it's ridiculous. That's one of my favorite, the Mario 64...

Speed run challenge. I don't know if the someone collected the price. They raised it up to like 20 or 50 grand It was a stupid amount of money like stupid amount of money It was like 20 50 100 grand if you can replicate this fucking thing We will pay you this much because we don't know how it worked speedrunners doing something and he did a you know the backflip with Mario Yeah, it was on that tick-tock world

Play Mario 64 right not in a long time ago fucking but you remember the tick-tock level the clock level where it was everything's like super slow and If you go in and the hand at certain speeds it goes faster or slows it down one of the like iconic sure But what's fucking crazy dude backflips and it glitches and he shoots up to a top and he's on the level like he's on top Like any skybox. Yeah. Well, he's progressed the game like a fuck done. He was like, oh

Like he's looking at stream. He's like, I don't know what the fuck just happened. I don't know how to replicate this. And everyone in chat went fucking wild. So he's like, here is the exact button code. Cause they have button logs when they're doing speed runs. Yeah. Find that shit. Still no one to date could replicate it. They like, don't know what the fuck happened to make him do that. Cause he was like here back there. And he's like, and he's just, my, he was like, and he's standing. He was like, bro, I love watching speedrunners. I will never ever in my life be able to do that. But yeah,

I have a friend, his name is Brightmares. He does like, he does Souls game speedruns, like no hit runs and shit like that. And it's like, the fuck do you just play this game and not get hit?

Ever. It's like, do you know Tweek's really good at fucking Demon's Souls games? Oh, yeah, Tweek is very good at these games. Dude, look, Tweek, bro, watch Tweek play. Tweek is a fucking monster. Like, he can speedrun Sekiro, right? Yeah, oh, yeah, dude, I watched him play Bloodborne for a while back. I thought he was just a Tarky boy. No, he's a... No, dude, Souls games are like his jam. Yeah, he's, like, ridiculously good. That was the first time I was like, yo, Tweek, you're really good at this game. He's like, yeah, this is what I'm good at. I was like, heh.

Yeah. Like Tarkov, Souls games. He's on another level. Like he's okay at Tarkov. He's good. No, he's not. But he's a fucking monster. Fuck you, Tweek. Piece of shit. We're having to move to Texas, pussy. But bro, yeah, watch him play a fucking Dark Souls game. I haven't watched him play Elden Rings. He's probably a monster at it already. I love it. It's just a fun fucking game. Well, you have to have fun with it. That he doesn't like it. What level are you?

Uh, 60 something right now. Jesus. I'm 74 with 40 hours into it. I was like, oh my God, I haven't put this many hours into a game since. Yeah, I've never put that many hours into a game. Definitely not like 8,000 or 10,000 in Tartar. No game ever.

Have you beat Radon yet? No, that's why you're like I love you beat that boss and you haven't beat the witch bitch And that's like the third boss in the fucking order you're supposed to kill shit go find another golden chicken wing if you're gonna cheese it like I did The golden the golden claw that gives you double XP Oh

So not only did you cheese it, you got double XP. No, I didn't use it for that. I used it to kill the dragon, the big dragon that lays there. I used the golden thing because you can go from level 0 or level 1 to level 35 instantly. Yep. If you use the golden claw and then you kill the big dragon that's just sleeping, you can find a spot on the big dragon where you just hit him a bunch of times.

The only thing I know or care about Elden Ring is that Jessica Negri did the cosplay of the forearm bitch. So good. And I was just like, that was all I remember from that game. When I played that game, I was like, I don't know who this little forearm bitch is, but she's hot as fuck. The witch? Yeah, with her long spindly fingers. I was like, yeah, that bitch is hot. And then Jessica did a cosplay of her. Dude, Jess has crushed that. I was like, oh, Jess, look.

The forearms because it's so good like her video it was next to the arm standing and then she raises the other two I was like God you're so fucking talented at cosplay She had to put some money into that costume too man that thing was dope Oh she drops money on cosplay I mean it's her fucking jam so Yeah Can we throw that up real quick? Oh yeah fucking put that up Jessica Negri's Elden Ring cosplay

Oh my god, and we got armor and stuff. Can we how much do you want to talk about that? Can we talk about that at all? I don't want to say the concept. That's gonna be big We got armor and stuff. Can we talk about armor? Yeah. Yeah, just don't say what we're doing. Okay, so It's a new series on my second channel called dungeons and doughnuts. Yep. So think a corn hub armored core Yeah, can I say porn yet?

It's late. We're like an hour in. I'm allowed to say porn. Yeah, we went out the other day and got the props for the first episode of it because it's going to be continuous. We basically pretended we were going to a Ren Faire. That's what we did. We got Ren Faire shit. We went to the biggest cosplay store I've ever seen in my life here in San Antonio. Nightwatch and Sanctuary here in San Antonio. Nightwatch. Big shout out to them. They're fucking amazing. Dropped like three grand on getting us full suits of armor and like a bunch of other stuff for the production. It's going to be fun.

I mean for you guys have like light breathing stuff. That's true. Batty's a mage. I'm a dungeon master. Heather's an archer. Kleena's a rogue. I'm a tank. Kayla Francis is a Viking so he doesn't have to wear plate armor. But Eli's going to be the warrior. I like when we looked at this entire fucking group and we're like Eli you. He's going to have the tiniest little knight. We have our little shovel knight. You're the tank Eli. Eli.

Caleb no not you Caleb Batty no, I mean technically Caleb is the tank the berserker is kind of the tank He just take the damage. You're you're a fighter or a knight. He's got tattoos. Yeah. He's a big Viking with a beard I want to be like hey the yard caregiver

We'll work that into the second episode. Like, you're in a summer. Yeah. In a fucking poncho. And my weed whacker is my weapon. Weed whacker plus eight. Yeah.

I'm just glad you're gonna sweat your balls off. When we were walking around the shop, I was like, hey, Eli, wear this one. Eli, try this suit of armor. You're like, man, it looks hot. I'm like, I know. Don't make him wear the hottest things he can. I will say LARPers do wear a lot of XL stuff and XXL stuff. I was like, none of this is going to fit me. There was none of that shit for the wizard stuff, though. Bro, there was a double XL shirt. Everything else was mediums or smalls.

All the good cloaks and robes. Yeah, because everyone wants to be a wizard. Yeah. Duh. No small people want to be wizards. Why not? I don't know. Ask small people.

Fair enough. We figured something out. Yeah. I'm so excited. I literally just dressed up the other day in my house just to walk around because I'm such a fucking nerd. I was like, I just want to go to a Ren Fair and I want to wear this right now. What's it like to masturbate in this? It's not bad. You don't have to wear pants. Nice. Flip up the clip. You could do it while we're filming. Hmm.

No, it's going to be good. It's going to be a big production. It's like the first episode. Our sponsor is putting like $30,000 into it for just the first episode. I am so excited. It'll be good. My channel name is Operation Donut, by the way. I'll have it linked down below on our channel. I always put your channels on there, so it'll be there. I'm actually super stoked for that whole concept. The second channel is about to be big.

We'll get that fucking going. We have some skits we're actually going to use for that just because we have

Elden rings and now we have all the fucking and everyone's gonna be together Yeah, we can make so much content just awful honestly just us dressed up like that. Come on like yeah They're probably wondering why we're not wearing it right now. What are you looking? I have the Lich King sword over there and I just want a picture of you in the armor with the Lich King sword Do you have you have a sword right? I got sorts gonna be honest. I said you I have an actual knight sword. I have the Lich King sword I have an axe I have all sorts of swords and shit. So I

Plus, there are the two actual Dritz swords over there as well, if you want to fuck with those. I need a fucking huge sword or a shield and a sword, I feel like, in that armor. I don't have a shield. Go grab you a shield from the store. They're heavy. Ooh, I need a shield.

I can order one. You kinda do need a shield man. If you're gonna be a knight, you need a sword and board. Yeah. Like, I have a knight's sword. Like an actual like Lord of the Rings style looks like, like fucking Anduil or something like that. Like a knight's sword. So, I still have a shield. I just realized I don't have any shields. I used to have a fucking, I don't know what happened to my link shield. That would be funny. I had a massive, I had both. And a costume. I don't even know where that went. I had a Batman outfit too. I don't know where that is. Why don't you know where any of your shit is? If,

I... Why do you think I bought those fucking Apple tags for my wallet? This is... Eli's not exactly the most... I'll just go home and be like, okay, I know there was something in this house somewhere, like my 300 blackout ammo. I have a lot.

Not sure where to... Did you lose your three of life now? Bro, I like... I've looked, not deep dive, but I know there's at least a thousand rounds somewhere in my household. It's just findings. Oh my God, Eli. You're such a fuck. Oh no.

I'll find stuff after the fact. I'm like, oh man, this is great. I forgot about this gaming PC I had. Where? The war breaks out. Eli's like, where's my ammo? Oh my God. Bryden. Bryden's younger brother. I forgot I had you.

Where have you been all this time? He's in the safe. He's on the floor of the safe. You're autistic too? That's crazy. I know what your blackout is. You have it all along, Bryden. I am unbelievably excited for this. This is going to be super, super cool, Donna. Do all the skits and everything. I'm more... Oh, I have the night helmet too. I forgot about that.

You got a lot of props. I have a really nice... I'll wear that one over the crown. That's a really fun night. I've worn that one. I have a full night's costume with that one, yeah. I could wear that one. Sure, go for it. The crown one's cool. I just feel like... I don't know. Pitch?

A bitch with a crown on? The chain. Oh, my God. It's so heavy. I'm just glad that you're wearing the Dungeon Master. Yeah. Everyone's going to look legit. I'm wearing a Dungeon Master robe. Dude, I'm just excited for you to ride a red fucking $20 costume. From Halloween Town or whatever. We spent like $500 on each of your costumes. I'm just excited for the Hulk Hogan haircut you're getting. Oh, yeah. I'm going to shave. The skull lit? Yeah.

One way, was it the skullet or the cul-de-sac? One way in, no way out. If you think about it, you drive in, you turn around, you come back out. Guys, look up Dungeon Master right here. The original D&D cartoon, the Dungeon Master is part of it. That's a cul-de-sac. Who did that artwork? Yeah, holy shit. I'm not sure. I asked my production company to do it and they didn't.

Send it to someone and they got it to me within a couple days. Some Conan the Barbarian shit. That looks good. Yeah, I was like, damn, this is actually fucking dope. That's actually shirt merch probably. Yeah, and it looks like us too. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking, like, you know who each person is. I was like... It was crazy that we got Sasha Gray to be on it too, though. Yeah, Sasha Gray is going to be the archer. Fuck. I'm sorry. I'm asking a lot of you this episode. Throw that up right here. Sasha Gray. It's for being sick right now. Sasha Gray boobies.

Just boobs. Well, I told him, I was like, make the boobs prominent. You're a man of business, I see. Nice. Like, this is how we sell. Can we go to a Ren Faire dress up? San Antonio has a massive, like, Ren Faire. Yeah, we've got the shit now. Let's fucking do it. God, we're going to be called the offenders. Posers.

And that I know people are going to critique like where we have our sword or laced up where we have things like I can tighten up. Do you not even have your squire put on the armor, Quavis? First off, my name's Quavis and I'm here. Mexicans didn't exist during the medieval time period, I don't think.

Well, they had like the conquistadors from Spain. I know from Spain, but they were fucking up the U.S. Central America. They would have had to go down to Mexico a little bit. You were wearing feathers and shit, right? So there were a type of knights. Aztec went there. They had guns at this period. Oh, yeah, they fucked all the Aztecs up. Yeah, that was called graping and pillaging. Well, let's just...

But that was when that was the 1400s. That wasn't real. And then what they took those Mexicans and like, hey, Jose, come here. Wear some night armor. You have the build of a knight. You're five to wear this child's armor. Look back at those people like.

Build shit. Okay, we're gonna build a Home Depot. This is how you get jobs. Hang out in front of it. In your shitty suits of armor. I picture it. It's a fucking Home Depot. There's Mexican knights hanging out. Waiting for jobs. A carriage pulls up. They're like, hey, three.

Oh, she. It's not like fucking, it's not like roofing drywall. This is like murder. Murder. Grape. Yeah, grape. Murder. Four grapers. See, they hop in the back. It's still a pickup truck. It's just, it's just a horse and carriage pickup truck.

It's a t-shirt, dude. It just rides off. The other Mexican's like, hey, oh well, we wait. Next time. Next time. Taking naps. All the nights still have fucking... There's sombreros on the helmets. Steel sombreros. It's just giant steel sombreros. He's hot outside.

And that's how history happens. I hate it so much. I want somebody to recreate this in art. No. It's so fucking good. Okay, Batty, you ready? Ready?

close this out next week not next week the week after real quick oh yeah yeah yeah we're all going you're gonna go too right you were so close cody come on it hurts commit it hurts hurt yourself for your pleasure dumpy what are you doing what is that trying to poop go poop dumpy hey dumpy fuck off yeah do i got the passes

Don't worry about it. We get passes. That'll be fine. So we're all going to pack east, right? 100%? I'm going.

I'm going. You're going. I'm 80% right now. Cody's 80%. We're putting him in 90. So almost all of unsubscribed will be at PAX East in Boston. Come hang out with me. At the end of the month. I love Boston. I've been to PAX East so many times. Boston is my town. Leon's going to be. Yeah, Leon's there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, I believe, the 21st through like the 24th. I think that's the PAX dates. So if you're in the Boston area and going to PAX East, be on the lookout for a bunch of cunts. Huh?

We could do something like a bar drink or something. There will be many a bar drinks. I could be doing a pub crawl for like three days. Bro, I go hard at Pax East. Like you thought I went hard in Vegas. Boston's rough for me. Boston has some of the best hot pot I've ever had in their Chinatown. Oh, Chinatown in Boston is fucking awesome, man. We got to Chinatown to eat a bunch of food.

Yeah, oh, I like this. Beantown pub's fucking amazing. There's a place called Lucky's, which is an underground pub. EK Flu's doing that giveaway. Yep. What is it? I don't know. They're giving a computer away, which we're going to plug now so I can tell. Are you sure you want to do that right now? Yeah, man, because I can do this real quick because Hendo was like, yo, man, we're giving a gaming PC away. I'll send you the graphics. And I said, bro, I don't need graphics. I'll make my own video. Have it.

We're doing a big-ass PAX giveaway. So EK Flu is giving away one of their $4,000 to $8,000 PCs. It's one of their Conquests, I believe. Which is a monster one. It's like a five-gram PC, like minimum. $30.90, all the bells and whistles. So that's at EKWB.com. PAX East 22...

#giveaway I'll send that to Flux so he can fuck him. It'll be on the screen. Yeah, it'll be on the screen or it'll be in the description of the YouTube video if you're listening go to our YouTube channel you can check it out there. Words are hard for us. Give it love. Give it fucking massage. Flux, read it out. Give it massages. Go give them love. Cody's gonna be there. Paddy's gonna be there. I'm gonna be there. We'll probably try to do a podcast there maybe. I don't know. We said that during fucking. We did one. We did one. We're like bro we have so many lined up in Vegas.

And then booze happened. Yeah. A lot of booze. You got an IV. I got an IV on the podcast. I know you feel refreshed during it. That was one of my favorite episodes we ever did just because like watching you go from death's door, like all of us were fucked.

And you just were like, by the end of it, you're like chipper and happy and all like the best day of your life. And me and you are just like, dude, IVs are awesome. And that bad is going to close it out after this. If you make sure you push one in chat, if you ate poop.

Go for it, Batty. But they all said they were going to do the... That's rude. Thank you for watching the unsubscribed podcast. I just lost all my momentum because Eli's a giant pile of shit. Of course, I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap, my best friend in the entire world and somebody who's so much better than Eli in every way, Donut Operator. And I'm Batty Streams. This is my last podcast. I hate everything. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

It was a good shit. Whoa! I just walked to my living room, bro. That was a poop. Yeah. That was a brewing. That's one when I like farted on the drive home. I was like, I need a poop. Bro, my living room stank.