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I'm in the hot seat. The cum seat. Oh, you're gonna just kill me. If you're a grown man and you don't move troops around a board and take the edge off, I don't trust you. I'm gonna do this baby batter on your stomach. Is your Tesla bot more of a field bot or more of a house bot? I didn't know we were doing a podcast today.

Three, two, one. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap. Administrative results, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for joining in on what we're doing. Excuse me. All right, today we're talking about whatever you have going on with your life. You have... We're all nerds here, kind of. Everyone's a nerd here. Your new channel...

You sent it today and I was like, holy shit. And then I read the title and was like, okay, we're going to talk about all of this. All right. All right. Yeah, let's break it down. Homeboy went straight into the nerd category as his backup. He's like, I have my 2A and now I have my, what would, the best way you would describe it. Oh, the admin has a new channel? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. This is the first I've heard. What is the new channel about? Oh,

It's called Bureau Files, and it's for everything in my head that is within the... It's kind of like nerdy category type stuff, playing with different thought concepts. For example, one video is the horrific implications of finding Nemo. How if Dory can understand and read the human language, that means it'll ultimately end in nuclear holocaust.

I'm willing to follow that. It all started because I was watching so much Finding Nemo after having a kid. He just veges out and turns into a larva and it isn't annoying. Red 40 stares at the TV. Exactly. I just need him to NPC for a bit so daddy can get some shit done. So...

And I started watching and I was like, wait, if this fish can read the human language, what would that mean? And I just essentially thought, play it out. The next one, there's only like three videos. Two of them were actual videos. The next one is how I'd properly defend Helms Deep.

I'm seriously just trying to figure out nuclear holocaust from Dory being multi-labeled. I break out the steps. The first thought in my mind goes to Bikini Bottom. Did they come from the nuclear atoll, that type of stuff? I didn't get too much into Bikini Bottom lore. I tried to keep it within the world of Finding Nemo, crosses with our reality.

Because in the movie, there's a lot of fish that can understand complex human concepts. Yeah. Dory just has really bad PTSD or something. Yeah. Go on more on how did...

I'm just trying to figure out the link to nuclear war. I know. How is this to grab this? How did that red string get all the way to there on the tack? I'm willing to follow. So if we look at Dory, right, the dumb fish of this universe. She's a retard. She's retarded. Much like the voice actor. Right. Much like the voice actor. Ellen DeGeneres. All right. So if we look at her, she's on the lower end of the spectrum, but she can still understand the human language.

Now, if we go off the law of averages, that means on the other end of the spectrum, there's fish that are way smarter. They can understand languages depending on their coastline.

And then if we look at the second movie where there's an octopus that can navigate and traverse outside of water for long durations of time, highly dextile. If we take, say, a sort of a figure, maybe Caesar Octavius the octopus, right? Some sort of high-ranking octopi figure, you know, high dexterity. Adolf Schreiber. Where were you when I was writing this? You should have called me, buddy.

a shark with a little mustache yeah you can call me next time dude yeah you know what you made me think of right now talking about this you made me think of matt damon in the movie dogma convincing nuns that god isn't real through alice in wonderland

I forgot. Does anyone remember that? No, I've never seen that. You've never seen Dogma? Oh, that's an OG. If you like Kevin Smith, that's one of his good ones. So like Dogma. Okay. Yeah. OG. You cannot find Dogma anywhere else.

You can't buy it on any streaming service. You have to go to a YouTube re-upload. I think you were the one who told me that. I think we were talking about this a year or two ago. Yeah, I downloaded it off of Pirate Bay and put it on my computer and then put it on my TV just to watch it because Dogma isn't available anywhere. Office mass shooting. What? Oh, yeah. When they go and kill Mubi, the CEO of Mubi. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It goes fucking hard. If you haven't watched it ever, you'll be like,

Really, really good. The full Dogma, the full movie of Dogma is uploaded on YouTube right now. You can watch it. It's going to be taken down. Don't click away. Too early. No, I don't, dude. Oh, my God.

They're angels too. Oh, I actually just watched Constantine for the first time. Oh, so good. I'd only gotten like two minutes into it before. I was like, oh, that's cool. And then just never kept watching it. But that's really good because they're making a second one. That's one of the best. That intro is so hard hitting when it's like they touch the spear of destiny. Yeah. And then immediately like that vehicle hits them. Nothing happens. You're like, okay, this is going to go fucking super. Then you've got Keanu Reeves just being, God damn it.

Keanu Reeves just being John wick but for the supernatural, but he's just straight up John wick in that movie trying to flip the lighter and

His wrists are cut. He's like, ah, the tendons don't work if you cut deep enough. Oh, dude, that's the best Satan ever in that movie, the Russian dude. Also the guy from John Wick. Holy shit. He was in John Wick 2. Oh, yeah, yeah. Bencil. Oh, that guy. Yeah. You never seen it? No. Oh, it's really good. I was thinking of the one with, is it like the Al Pacino plays the devil? Oh, that's, um.

I know what you're talking about. Holy shit, I forgot he was in that one too. His dad is the devil. Oh, is that it? No, it's not. A little bit of a different tone. Yeah, devil's advocate. That one's a good one too. Talk about the Adam Sandler classic. Devil's advocate.

So you got that and then the Battle of Helm's Deep where you go into depth on how you would actually defend that. So I was watching it and I was looking at the keep of Helm's Deep and I realized as a defensive structure, it is suboptimal, as one might say.

And so within the realm, because ideally it's like, oh yeah, how would we defend Helm's Deep? With the 240 bra? Yeah, I get it. All right. I understand. I would love to mow down a bunch of orc high with MG42s. I get it. Working in the realm of... That sounds racially charged. They have families now, by the way. Fuck them.

Alright, Asmongold. Fuck him. This is the first episode Asmongold's gonna watch to, like, review. He's like, aw. Bleed my cursing in case my mom watches this. She's gonna get real mad at me. Thanks, dude. I appreciate it. But yeah, no, within the realm of Lord of the Rings breaking down how they could have actually won and or defended the structure better. Go on.

You want to break it down? Yeah. All right. Welcome to the autistic community. All right. So we got story time. So we got King Thedon coming out of the stupor after he's under the influence of Saruman. And wait, is it Saruman? Anyway. That crusty old queef that was telling everything. Yeah. Grima Wormtongue whispering in the ear. Yeah.

So he comes out of it and he's like, all right, I sent my riders off north. His meta cavalry horse army, which historically speaking in antiquity, the horse army or horse archers are the absolute meta of ancient warfare. Now he's going up against an army of the meta that would be old uber heavy infantry with pikes. So they're probably expecting Rohan cavalry to show up. Now he wants to take all of Edoras to Helm's Deep. The problem is, is they're getting closer to Isengard where the army is coming from.

So from a strategic standpoint, he's putting himself into a bad spot. Now, there was another YouTuber, and I'm totally blanking on the name right now, who broke down just how bad the keep was of a defensive structure. A lot of things wrong with it. There's a tower with no murder holes. It just has a giant-ass horn on top. We don't know the YouTuber, but I can imagine how he smells go on. How do you have a kid? I don't know. Hold on.

Once you get like when you stop trying to like chase the stash. The structure is terrible. No drawbridge. There's an open grate underneath the wall that does no protection for the keep. Once you get inside of that

the keep itself. There's no other murder holes to stop the flag. Once you're in the, in the gate, you're in the entire structure, terrible, terrible defensive structure. It's also at the base of a mountain. So that means potentially they can flank and get up high above you. They, uh, it's, it could take technically a smaller army could siege the keep with less troops because it's inside of a Valley. So they just cut off the interest of the Valley and have standoff time. So it's overall a terrible defensive structure.

Now working with that still I go over it looks hella sick. It looks very sick Yeah, like in reality what most people know don't know about the structure is it's actually thanks to Peter Jackson a miniature So any normal sized person could just kick down the front door Very suboptimal for an actual military impression. Thank you, thank you Brandon. Suboptimal. You really hit the nail on the head. Fantastic, Brandon.

That's the first issue. It was built for ants. Peter Jackson didn't build it quite nearly big enough, really. Are you...

Go ahead. No, don't. You first. You started. I was just speaking on the lore that you were talking about. The one spot you were talking about is that when the fucking orc ran in with all the bombs on its back. The one point that they didn't think about for hundreds of years to fortify. And to be fair, who knows what sort of intel they're working with on new technology coming out of Isengard. They have no scouts out there. I mean, they have wargs that can maybe eat your scouts, which are like these massive wolf beasts. Yeah.

So who knows how close you can even get to Isengard undetected, right? As a Rohirrim scout. So your intel gathering is very limited. So they're really going, I mean, you got to think too, the Uruk-hai are brand new, metaclass heavy infantry. They're going up against, you know, a bunch of women and children at the keep. And the only guys that have fought these dudes have been, you know, the people of the fellowship, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli.

So they're the ones that truly know and have the intel on. The Uruk-Hain Legolas mentions it at the... Shut the fuck up. Dude, this is so good. Also, you have to think explosives have probably never been used up to that point. It's not a choke point. It's just like, oh, it's where the water runs through. We're good. This is sewage. This is everything. So they weren't expecting a giant fizzy thing. They're like, what the fuck is that? What is that? Yeah, they didn't come with gunpowder. Context for the expression. I have a confession. I've never seen Lord of the Rings.

It's all good. It's all good, dude. I try not to be that guy that's like, oh, you haven't seen that movie? Like, Trout is over there? I've seen, like, I've probably seen all of it throughout, like, five different watch sessions on TNT at Thanksgiving sort of thing. Like, I've seen several parts of it, but I know the lore. I just don't... I've never seen it all the way through. I've never sat down. The gang watches...

Lord of the Rings. Because I know if you watch the director's cut or the version you're supposed to watch, the extended cut, if you watch all of them, it's like 20 hours. Oh, dude. It's like a marathon. I have an idea. I propose we rent out a movie theater and we watch all of them back to back. I'd be down. Not the gay ones. The original three. Oh, so that's what turned me off to Lord of the Rings because I was like, all right. So I was homeschooled the last few years of high school. Like Lord of the Rings is like a thing you have to do. You have to watch it.

And so I went to go see The Hobbit. Oh, sorry. That was my first full Lord of the Rings experience. Oh, yeah. Wow. This is fucking gay, dude. If you want to see the biggest turn, it's like, let's take three books and turn it into three movies. And then it's like, let's take the shortest book, The Hobbit, and then turn it that into three movies. And then also Peter Jackson, by the way, you're going to be the third choice for a director and you have to come in and fix everything. Everyone fucked up. Good.

Do you remember the GoPro scene in the river? Yes. Oh, yeah. Terrible, dude. That was the point, I think, where I started texting in the theater. I did not give a shit. We take all of our friends and we do a marathon. All three Lord of the Rings.

We ran out of movie theater. It's for 12 hours. We have to watch it for 12 hours. It's literally, if we get like the director cut extended edition is, I think it's like 13 hours or something. I feel like if we, if we found like a smaller theater on an off day, like just like on a.

random tuesday during the day that's not that expensive no god no dude it costs a couple hundred bucks maybe like that for everybody everybody together like dude like two grand we watch it split it 20 ways yeah we all just watched lord of the rings for an entire day in a movie theater i i got to experience that in a movie theater which i did too oh yeah you were the same age back dang dude what was that like dude it was awesome it was high school was dope as just like kill bill it was those things where you're like

I've never seen a Tarantino movie in theaters. I wanted to. His last one, we have to go. I regret not having the experience of seeing Inglourious Bastards in theaters. That. Inception. Interstellar. Interstellar. Dude, 75, doing that at the IMAX was the greatest experience I've ever had. I was like...

Eli and I got like the top tier. Those are our years. We got to see all that shit in theater. I did get Dune 2 in theater in the IMAX. That was great. Oh, I think both Dunes technically. But like when Dune 2 started in the IMAX, it was like I just melted into my seat. It was so good. So both Dune movies, I had a cheat code because I had Cody to my left every time a Dune movie has come out.

Because I never read the books. I would have never understood half the intricacies of the plot if it wasn't for me going...

What the fuck is happening? Alright, Paul Atreides and his live-story followers. Cody's ism is Doom. Is he a worm? Is he a worm? He's not a worm. Doom gets so hyped on Doom. I love it so much. I actually docked your face the first time to this. Oh, that's right. That's right, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Chase, can we put that one on the screen? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. There was one person, one person, it was like, there was like two or three hundred thousand views on that vlog. Yeah. There was one dude that was like,

Was that admin? Delete. Delete comment. Of all the people that, yeah. Of all the doxing I've got, Cody attributes to most of them. I think that's a statement for multiple people.

Most of the time when you get doxxed, it's by people who hate you. Cody with Demos Dog. Cody's Demos Dog. Cody's like, here you go. Look at that cute. What was it? It was like the dog had that. It's tag had all the information. Yeah. It happens. What are you going to do about it? I hate to victim blame, but maybe don't put your social security number on a dog tag.

Wait, what? No, I'm kidding. He didn't do that. I was like, oh my God. Address or something. Yeah, he texted you pretty quick, right? Oh, he texted me immediately when I released it. He was like, people are calling my house. Oh. Because he just got the new puppy. Yeah. Oh, shit. But it was like right when he got it. And I was like, hey, little puppy. It was like my first time visiting San Antonio. Yeah. Our first time coming to visit Demolition Ranch.

And sure enough, there was one frame. If you go frame by frame, you could see the dog's collar that has Demos' phone number and his name and everything on it. And people got his phone number on it. That's crazy. What was his phone number? Can you say it for the... Yeah, yeah. It is... Hold on. Let me read you a quick... Y'all parasocial motherfuckers are why we don't do meetups. That's crazy to see a frame and be like, he'll answer my call. Oh, that's for sure. Yeah. That's the crazy part. Imagine seeing that and going like...

I have forbidden knowledge. Hi. You said you need a voice, man. It was so wild because I was just having fun with this puppy and the puppy's doing this. It's having fun. And like the collar and the tag flips around for one frame. One frame. And someone went...

Oh, there's a phone number. Holy shit. These boys are dialed. These boys are dialed in when it comes to that stuff. What was it like? They will not divide us? He will not divide us. I was just going to say that the Shia LaBeouf. You know when they track down the flag on 4chan or whatever it was? With the star pattern. With the star pattern. And at one point, after they were just like, all right, fuck it, finally. We cannot do this. So they just stuck it to a phone number.

flag on the wall inside of a house where you can't see any sky in the background you can't see anything and they were able to track it down to an apartment in the uk oh my god and they they you they started fucking with the stream bike there were blinds they were shining laser pointers through it like with the streams like dude weaponized autism is terrifying yeah yeah

Have you ever talked to those DOD data analysts actually responsible for putting warheads through windows? They're fucking ridiculously dialed autistic. Oh, yeah. You need to be to do any of that stuff. You find comfort in it. Oh, fuck that.

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Back to Helm's Deep? Oh, yeah, Helm's Deep. I love our changes. We're like, and then we got to Demo's dog somehow. Where was I on the Helm's Deep topic? Arrows blowing up. It's a shitty fortified position. You would have changed it. Right. It's a miniature. So if we go off the rules with Inside the World, right? So ideally, if King Thedon wants to stick with going to Helm's Deep, which I think he shouldn't have, I think he should have moved further away, maybe more towards...

Gondor, nonetheless taking everyone and then have the horse army intercept all the Uruk-hai. Now, the Uruk-hai numbering at least 10,000 strong will be going against a horse army about 2,000. That may sound like they're outnumbered, but there's a historical battle called the Battle of Kari, where Crassus went into Parthian and his legions got absolutely messed up by the Parthian horse archers. 9,000 horse archers, 1,000 cataphracts. And cataphracts would be like the heavy cavalry of the day.

Now that horse army absolutely worked over Crassus' heavy infantry, the premier heavy infantry of the Mediterranean at that time, going against the premier horse archers of the time that we know of.

And the horse archers won with less numbers. So if we take that and we say, okay, well, we have a baseline where we could succeed. That horse archer army shows up, intercepts the Uruk-hai, and they don't engage in melee combat in a movie style. They would just ride around shooting their bows at them until they wither that army down over time because they're entering into the massive step that would be Rohan, right?

So that was my proposition of a better overall plan. Now, if King Thedon wants to stick with that, he goes to Helm's Deep. He essentially would have to start digging trenches as fast as he could. And I would say dismantling the drawbridge in so that the Uruk-hai don't have instant access to a plywood door.

that they could walk right up to. And then what I also propose, essentially, you ditch the deepening wall because it adds no extra benefit. He got blessed by, I would say, the premier archers of Middle Earth, the Lothlorian archers, who show up out of nowhere, 500 deep from the estimates that I could find. They set regiment, which I think a regiment would put them up to 1,000, but I think going off the numbers I saw, it's 500, so okay. And then they have 300 additional Rohan fighters, but of those 300 fighters...

It's not a lot of the cream of the crop of like infantry dudes. It would be like, you know, old dudes, young kids. So it's like, ah, what are we gonna do with these guys? Essentially, I would say move everyone into the Hornburg to the keep ditch the wall. And then you would have archers rotating on shifts because like these elvish archers, you know, elves live for who knows how long they have elvish magic stuff. It's raining. If you look at history, when it comes to archery, um,

If it's raining, it's going to make your bow string a little bit looser so the bow's not going to be as effective, but they might have elvish magic. How many top-down strategy games do you play? A lot, dude. If you don't move, if you're a grown man and you don't move troops around a board to take the edge off, I don't trust you. I'm just looking at your Civ time on Steam. It's more so Total War games. Total War, okay. I replayed Medieval 2 Total War a lot.

I'm hoping they will one day make a Total War 3, a Medieval Total War 3, but I have my doubts. I think elves are eternal. I don't... I know they age, but I think they can live until they go to the...

To the West, right? Yeah, it's like, I forget the name. My brother-in-law is a massive, he's read the Simirelian and everything, or Simirelian, whatever you say. Nerd Roddick, Gary. That dude has the absolute pinnacle of knowledge when talking about Lord of the Rings. He's very pissed about the new series. Extremely pissed. I only know it because of Taylor. I brought it up in the podcast we did with Nerd Roddick. I only know it because Taylor from PKA is so...

into Lord of the Rings lore and is so fucking upset by the new series. They didn't even get the f***ing Silmarillion. I'm like, wow, they didn't even get the f***ing... Wow, holy shit. How could they not? What the f***? How could they not? What's the matter, Wisdoms? Look, dude, the f***ing action threshold for me getting pissed off at modern Hollywood is not very high. I don't even have to see the source material. I'm just like, alright, that's... Chances are it's gonna blow. I agree with you. It's like, what? What is that? You...

You fuck one dog, it's like... That sounds about right. One dog. So I think it's a Welsh thing, right? What's up? It's a Welsh thing with all the sheep and everything? Well, I think it was the Germanic joke or something along the lines of like, he built a thousand bridges, no one calls you a bridge builder. Fuck one pig. Fuck one pig.

Classy. So then you would have just won the war outright just doing it that way. You're like, okay. Got it. So essentially, my big complaint is that they lost a lot of elvish lives for no reason because they had them all at the deepening wall. So it's like, all right, you're wasting... All these archers down there that you should have leaned into way more are getting murked now because they had the black powder to breach the wall. Now, I was playing with...

All right, they see no infantry on the wall. Do you think the Uruk-hai would still try and breach that wall? It's debatable. My thought was like, yeah, they're Uruk-hai. They're probably just following orders, you know? So then they try and breach the wall, and they go through, and then all that black powder, who knows how much they brought, is discharged. Now they don't have to worry about it with the Hornburg. I can stop. No, I mean.

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I'm enjoying- This is going on for a bit. I'm just- I'm thinking like, you're- you're finding Nemo video in your new channel. Two minutes. Helms deep. Three hours, 37 minutes. It's just like- It is in episode one. Listen here. You're just like-

Sketching on your whiteboard behind you? There was a whiteboard, yeah. Oh, was there actually? Yeah, there was actually a whiteboard. Oh, I fucking guessed on that. That was pretty dialed in. That was pretty locked in. I like the scene where it's like everyone draws on a, not a compound bone, an actual long bone. It's the old guy that's like, Yeah, it's alright, dude. Get the hell out of here. You guys ever pull a bow back once in your life? Yeah, shut the hell up.

And then chaos starts. Yeah. Fucking love that. So that's your new content, pretty much. Oh, that's the new autism where you're like, it's just like we watch gun movies and we're just like, oh, that's just bullshit. This is awful. I can't enjoy this. Now that you're in the bow world, you're like, oh, no, they would never do that. That's garbage. Yeah, pretty much, dude. Every time you get a new tism unlocked, movies become shittier. Yeah, it sucks, dude. It sucks. Suspend belief. But yeah, no, it's a new channel. I'm probably going to ice the Meninger Outcomes channel for a bit.

focus on bureau files and just admin. Why do you think that, why, why, why do you make that decision? I guess too much. I think there's this too much content. If I were to do all three like nonstop and I'd probably get burnt out myself. So I'm going to ice it for a little bit because I've been doing a podcast and stuff on managerial outcomes. So I enjoyed the, some of the podcasts, like the one, uh, the one video you did with, um, I don't know if this was on managerial outcomes or not, but Sam Hyde, that video was on my main. Okay. That was very good. That was.

Hilarious. Dude, Sam's awesome, man. Sam's a really cool dude. It seemed like a really fucking fun time, because I could tell you're trying to be straight, man, and I could just see you breaking. It is so hard, because Sam is so funny. Dude, those guys are so quick. They are so fast. Just him and his crew.

Like, they're- you can't keep up, dude. You cannot go toe-to-toe with their humor. They've been doing it for years and they're very good at it. Like, it was very humbling. Like, I thought, like, oh, haha, I got some funniness to me. No, those guys blow you out of the water. The bit where you're shooting the Arasaka. Boom, hit. Boom, hit. Boom, hit. You can stop, it's a child. Three kills. They're all children. What are you doing? Stop this madness. Yeah, it just- it was so fucking- just-

Watching that video for 20 minutes, I was never bored. Yeah. It was just really good. Really good. He was a great time. He was a blast to have. And they were great sports about coming out and shooting in the Arizona summer, too. I think it was June when they were out. So it was hot as balls. But they were awesome. And I got to go see their comedy show. Oh, really? How was that? Oh, it was hilarious, dude. I hear they basically just terrorized the audience. Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty... It was...

10 out of 10 and not YouTube term. It was fantastic. It was wonderful. Yeah. Is there a reason why? Like, I know we talked about it. Yeah. Well, before we talked about it, it's like, that's when they do not allow phones or anything because that is one where you're like, Oh, we can't record this one. That would not be a good. Yeah. So that's why we don't bring a, we don't allow cameras in the live shows. Yeah.

Some of us have careers. Yeah. It was one of those. Yeah, definitely where it was very enjoyable. Yeah. So how was the watching how they did that entire thing? Because this is if you guys haven't watched it is absolutely insane. Like lighting people. You was it part of the bits and warning everyone beforehand? You're like, hey, we got this bit where we're going to flash lights with it. No, we just rolled into it live.

I just made sure the guns were safe and I was like, all right, what do you want to do? And we just kind of compiled everything after they would do their bits. Still safer than Alec Baldwin. Yeah. Still safe. Yeah. Bizarre. It was fantastic. It was wonderful, dude. It was wonderful. It was a real treat getting to see their level of talent unfold. Jesus Christ. That was one of the most surprising ones. Like, oh, and...

It did really good. That was like a fucking monster on your channel. That was pretty solid. What's your next video for your new third channel? It's TBD. Probably something about how humanity is cooler than aliens. I want to talk about James Cameron's Blue Freaks. Oh, uh...

essentially like Avatar. Yeah. Avatar, right? We'll have the giant blue, like how that dude gets a symptom, the giant blue cat girl and how humanity is better than they are kind of things. Like I was watching that movie and I was rooting for the space Marines. Like these mother.

This ain't making God's image. Yeah, I was like, dude, my space racism is up to an all-time high. I've been playing a lot of Warhammer 40k, too. Basically, you're just like, oh, yeah, this is just the Pocahontas in outer space. Yeah, I was like, get out of here, dude. Space savages. Dude got one whiff of giant blue tail, and he's like, all right, forget my own race. That blue tang. Yeah, oh, God. And then they use World War I tactics to go blow up a giant tree. I'm like, what the hell? We travel across fucking...

light years to go there and like no no we gotta switch it all up push a bomb out of the back of a cargo plane well the only reason why we did not just completely lay waste we did a little bit but not to the degree we could have in the middle east is because we felt bad because they're people yeah avatar that's off the table they're aliens that are killing humans fuck them dude we're glassing the shit out all we need is a

Mineral, dude. Robots can come get that after we blast the surface. I didn't see that blue... Cody, what's that 15-foot putt? Give me a big blue putt. He wants that navi tail, literally. This man couldn't walk and he finds a big blue putt. Come on. He just wakes up and a big blue cat man's like, my dick works again. Game on. I can run and fuck. Yeah. Humanity.

I love how they have this technology, but they couldn't literally just avatar him into a lab-grown clone of himself to walk again. They couldn't make this man walk again. They just instead make him fuck blue aliens. They could have diverted the entire premise of what their problem was in that movie. Completely different move. So that might be on the roster. That might be on the roster. Yo, but Hurt Locker, am I right? Hurt Locker, you know what I'm saying? How are those EOD guys so good at sniping? What?

You tell me. Isn't that what happened? Do they drive out by their self? I hate Hurt Locker so much. I despise that movie so much. It was him and his wife fighting against each other for the fucking best movie that year, wasn't it? Jeremy Renner?

Whoever directed the Blue Alien movie. James Cameron. Was the wife the one that directed Hurt Locker? It was a female that directed Hurt Locker. Yeah, it was his ex or his wife. That's crazy. You might be teaching me something brand new. That's wild. Catherine Bigelow. Wait, they were competing? Yeah.

Yeah, because he made Big Blue Space Aliens and then she did Hurt Locker and then they were competing against each other for the award that year. I think I could be wrong in this. I did not even know that. He did Zero Dark Thirty as well.

That's a bang. Okay, Zero Dark Thirty. Banger. We just watched that the other day. That follows military very well. Hurt Locker, not at all. Like, period. The Hurt Locker won the Oscar for Best Picture over Avatar. Yeah, yeah, and that was his ex-wife, right? Maybe I could be fucking myself. I don't know, but this actually adds some interesting context. Avatar cost $230 million to make. But how much did it make? Watch this. Hurt Locker cost $11 million.

Yeah, but Hurt Locker made, well, I'm guessing $400 million, but Avatar crossed $2.1 billion or $1.8 billion. Well, yeah, when you put it that way. Jarvis, pull up the numbers, please. Hurt Locker earned $27 million. Oh, never mind. So over double.

The amount of money a movie makes. Yeah. I hate Hurt Locker. Avatar is the least realistic war movie I've ever seen. Avatar earned over $2.2 billion. Is that still the highest grossing? No, I think Endgame. Oh, Endgame. Yeah.

Or Infinity War probably and then Endgame, but yeah. But yeah, the unobtainium is so fucking lazy. It is, dude. Are you fucking serious right now? Let me call the thing that you can't obtain. Let's call it unobtainium. Wait, is that what it's called? I'm dead fucking serious.

This, uh, that is one of those things that like made it somehow like, because you couldn't come up with a better joke. It made it from the first draft of the script when it was on a back of a cocktail napkin all the way to the final cut. James Cameron's like, this is a joke. I wrote this down as this is joke. Well, we recorded the lines. Yeah.

Yeah. Hurt Locker, no war. You don't... A single unit doesn't just leave the gate. You're not allowed to leave the gate as just a Humvee and be like, brr. Yeah. Bye, guys. The gate guard would be like, where's your fucking team at? Where's the other four vehicles? And then you're not running out and down to a back door trying to save a kid. No, you got this confused because when you were deployed, you weren't the protagonist. Yeah.

Like, you were just an NPC, dude. I'll see what the problem is. Your protagonist arc wasn't until, you know, doing this whole thing. When you were in the military, you were expendable. You weren't Jeremy Renner. Why couldn't they have just come together and, like, big blue trying to disarm bombs? Hurt Locker meets fucking Avatar. The Avatar Locker. Yeah.

this blue purse Eli what you don't understand about your military career is your entire life up to that point was just to be able to see the protagonist one time and say patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter I hate that movie the sniping too I forgot about that scene I thought you were going to say New Vegas I'm like excuse me isn't it great like Ralph Fiennes shows up and then gets killed is that his name Ralph Fiennes there's a guy that plays Voldemort

Oh, yeah. It's like the general in there. No, no. He was a contractor at the sniping scene. One of the best actors ever. They're just like, all right, let me kill this guy real quick. You're going to do this? Okay. They killed him off. Yeah. Damn. Dude, that movie was absolute garbage. Very few war movies are done proper. I remember all the awards coming out at that time for it, and every dude I knew that was in the military was like, eh, whatever.

homeboy pulling up in a vehicle and the jr walks up with like points of goons get out of here that dude would have been lit up at the point where it says do not cross this barrier there yeah and especially with 18 19 year old 20 year old infantry dudes if you don't think they are not reserved on the trigger when a vehicle runs and blows a checkpoint like 240 especially back in the day dude

That was, yeah, it was a completely different thing in the later, I'm saying this like I was there, but like, you were there. Fuck off. Thank you for your service, dude. You're not even involved in this. Brandon has a purple heart now. Sir? Shit. I didn't know we were sleeping. Someone gave him a purple heart.

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Dude, Helms Deep, am I right? Helms Deep, am I right, brothers? Your channel's doing numbers. Helms Deep video's got 70 views, I think, so far. Crushing the game. Dude, isn't it wild? You put in all this effort, and then you roll out, and you're like... Well, I'm trying to do it organic. I'm not trying to push it too hard. I've been doing it on Twitter.

Because my worry is like getting too many gun guys over that just want gun stuff. And they're like, wait, what's this? What's this nonsense? So it's trying to like do a little bit more organically. You're doing it because he doesn't even put his face on the thumbnail. So I was like,

Well, kind of. I was kind of in the Helm's Deep one. No, your face, but in the thumbnail. I didn't see your face on the thumbnail. I was like pulling the bow. Oh, that's you? I thought you were an elven archer. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me, dude. Damn. What's your second channel? Manager of Outcomes. The third channel. Oh, Bureau Files. Bureau Files.

Good. Wait, you have a third channel now? Yeah. I thought you were talking about managerial outcomes. No, no, no. Oh, okay. Okay. So what is it? What's the third channel? Bureau files. Got to keep it into the corporate zeitgeist. How the fuck do you spell bureau? That was really hard to learn how to spell bureau for this channel. How many times did I type it in for getting it set up? You're like, I really want something that's going to grow organically, not based off my brand. Let's make it absurdly hard to spell. I bet Google Trans loves that word. B-U-R-E-A-U. I got it.

What's your degree of confidence on that? 70-30. Oh, jeez. You're like, fuck, I'm going to rename it now. New rebranding. Yeah. How it would properly defend Helm's Deep. I feel like you should just call it the Fatter Files.

That guy nicks onto something. Dude, I love that style of content. That's like one of my favorite. I will just put it on, especially late at night. I'm like, okay, I can tune my brain out and just eat, consume nerd shit. Yeah, that's the goal, dude. When you're on the toilet, when you're eating. To me, when someone's eating food and watching YouTube, it is genuinely the highest honor you can give to a YouTuber. How many times I've sat down with my food and I pull up you guys, your respective channels, and I watch. It's been a lot.

It's been a lot. Aw. Thank you. Don't get sentimental. Don't get sentimental. No, you started it. No, that and like I watch YouTube. Like when I wake up in the morning, like to turn my brain on, I get in the shower. Like I shower. I take long showers. Just like wake up. It's the first thing. Roll out of bed, go to the shower and watch YouTube. Just have it like playing in the corner. And that's how like my day starts. Yeah. And you've been that for me too, man. Damn. The amount of time you spent with me in the shower. Yeah.

That is a dream come true. Yeah. Can't believe I've been in the shower with you before. 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch. What are you doing? Oh, he really likes the video. He's applauding Eric's new video. Thank you.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Anyway. So where was I? Everyone shut up. I'm going to defend the wall at Helm's Deep. No, it's not your turn. No Mexicans. You don't know about defending the wall. You're Mexican people coming in willy-nilly. This is ridiculous. If you were going to defend the wall, you'd want to ask the people who've been over it so you can make sure that's not a problem. Replace your guy with Mexicans.

10,000 heavily armed Mexicans show up to Helm's Deep and I said this is not 2 million orcs 2 million orcs a year it's actually growing under Kamala Kamala's letting all the orcs in they're gonna swing the votes of Rohan and it's not okay it's not okay that old white guy loves an arrow going pierces a Mexican who knows what kind of Urukami Mexicans are getting in they could be radical Mexicans okay

Some of them are dealing drugs, and some of which, I assume, are good people. They're just seeking a better life, some of them, allegedly, but the Elvish archers don't know that.

Dude, the orcs cared about their families. The new rings of power. Have you seen any of the rings of power shit? Nah, dude, I just want to kill orcs in the masses, man. You're telling me they got a family? You're telling me I'm looking at these orcs and they got families, dude? We were joking about how, like, they basically, they turned it into, like, an allegory for Israel-Palestine. Oh, God, dude. I mean, I

I just want some fantasy where I can just wholesale kill a faction of whatever without having any sort of guilt. No moral ambiguity. They are the bad guy. Just bad. You know, bad. And that's all I want. Any interest in the Marine Corps, brother? Oh, shit. Is that what it is? I know. Is that cool, dude? Aw, dang, dude. Bro, we don't care about their giant blue. I don't know if you know this, but we've never fought the good guys. God.

We've never popped a good guy's. God damn it. This is the one. This is still very...

It's just another Tuesday. We said worse than this with a congressman on. Oh, really? Oh, probably. Oh, shit. Yeah. We didn't say big blue ****, but yeah. You get the gist. Yeah. Put them big blue **** in my rat. I feel like you're really into that over there, dude. Fucking Aaron started talking about him first, you know.

Hard cut to Vanessa. Vanessa, I feel like you need to do your Halloween. She's on stilts tripping. She's painting her blue. I'm going to act like my feet don't work in this wheelchair. You're going to dye yourself blue. Don't worry. It's my thing. Babe, you good. I'm going to have Rich act like the angry marine to scream at us. The wheelchair stays on during sex.

My legs that don't work stay on during sex, baby. Be big and blue. Thank you. No, let me crawl towards the bed, babe. Cody's dragging himself across the floor. You're like baby. You're like baby.

She says that in the movie. I'm thinking of Rich is in the corner screaming at me knife-handing. It's like, we hate these blue people. And I'm like, no. No, I love the blue. The blue looks so welcoming to hungry vegetable man. Cody Hornby. Cody Hornby. Givnavusi. Givnavuski.

Cody must eat. Nabuzki? Cody needs Nabuzki. Nabisco, like you're just f***ing an Oreo over there. Anyways, welcome to Avatar 3. Jesus. I love the variety of this podcast. We can go from having very serious guests to Pacific War veterans of World War II, congressmen, and then we have this. Professional retards. Oh, God, yeah. Every time you're on, it's...

Every time you're on. Oh shit, Edmund's here. Oh shit! What was the first one? Halo, Master Chief Horngy. Oh, Master Chief Gib Cortana. Cor-Tonga. Master Chief Horngy. Master Chief need Cor-Tonga. That was what it was. Yeah, that was it.

It's like the Kurt Cobain meme. Or it's Kurt Cobain in 19- whenever he fucking offed himself. Cortana's like, there was the subtitle of 20-gauge shotgun. Me, in your head, now. What? What?

I love this podcast. We got the best group of boys ever. It's a good group of boys. We're all going to die together. When you watch them in the shower, do you have the clicky thingy on the wall now?

No, I still, I'm a psychopath because I just have like a ledge in my shower. It's like a tile ledge and I just like stick my phone there no matter how wet it gets. I just fucking... Free ball. The thing from the live show is like, in my wife you degenerate. Stop it down. Stop it down. Stop it down.

Have we talked about freshwater jellyfish? Millions of times. Why is it screaming, Connor? Who's screaming? It's not still calm after they come out of the woman. Make you think of...

It makes you think of that monster from that one lake movie that eats them when they're on the raft. You ever see that? The blob? The blob? Is that what it is? I don't know. Yeah, it's probably the blob. You're blobbing it up in your shower, dude. I think we're passing Connor's screaming cum way too quickly. Your poor, your poor dates. I'm gonna do this baby batter on your stomach. Yeah!

You said this to hookups? I'm just gonna baby batter on your stomach. Hot. Give it 30 seconds, they stop. Are you regretting yet? I'm chucking away baby batter for later. It's like the dogs that swallow the electric toys that make the noises. Anytime they fucking open their mouths later. Woo!

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No, we're getting there. I'm warming up. Aaron, honey, did you go on the Unset Pod? No. Did not. No, 100%. The first one I was on, my mom saw it and she was like, honey, what was that? I was like, ma, don't click on the thing, ma, don't. In an alternate universe, this would have been a headline for a congressional candidate. Uh...

Jesus. Who is your favorite YouTuber that you actually do watch in the shower? We got... Trow watches you. Brandon watches you.

Who are you genuinely asking me this? Yeah, we're gonna get away from it. I'm in the hot seat. The cum seat. Top three, at least. You know what's my favorite YouTuber is actually Pointless Hub. Okay. I really enjoy that. I can see you getting down with that. That's one of my jams. Pointless Hub? Great channel. I think it's Cody. Is it Cody? I think so. Because he does the alt history hub too, right? Yeah, his alt history hub. I really enjoy his Pointless Hub channel. I've never seen this person before. Yes, Jimmy, just like your Game of Thrones. Yeah.

That's my favorite reaction. He's killing it. Oh, dude, he has an awesome channel. Once a month, he's releasing bangers. Would he like to be on the podcast? Dude, please get him on the podcast, and I will eat that one up. I promise. They're not usually like this. Wow. Dude, he's hitting bangers out. Holy shit. I just subscribed.

Same. I did too. Fantastic channel. Damn, our boy's doing 1.9 million, 1 million, 1.9 million. Once a month. 5 million. Damn. Yeah. This is my favorite thing, learning new... Because you gotta... There's like... There's so many of them. You've never seen... I've never heard of this guy before. No shit. Okay. That's why it's like hearing this, I'm like, okay, I will actually sit back and watch somebody like this. Because you have like... What are your top three, as you're saying? Because we all have different top threes easily. Yeah. Well, of course, my boys, they're high up there.

Highest of the high up there. Good lies. You don't watch any of your friends' channels. I genuinely watch a lot of my friends' channels. Oh, no shit. Maybe I'm the dickhead. 100% I'm the dickhead. If there's a thing where you only have so much time and if you're busy doing this, that's the thing where it's like you do lose track. Eventually I will catch up if I am behind. Dude, it's hours. Watching unsub is like two hours. A lot of us do not have time for that. I love Cody. I love Brent. I love you. I'm not going to be like, I get to hang out with my friends all the time. I'm going to be like, oh, what's Cody doing right now?

right now not really feeling the love I saw it yeah

No, it's kind of weird because, yeah, like you only get so much time. So like I'll watch your stuff and like, for example, Grantham. And I watch a lot of your videos. But like when it comes to gun content in general, it's like it's our work. Yeah. So it's like that's not what I watch to unwind. But I do like especially when you or Mike does a video that I actually like it's on something that I really care about. Then I'll watch it just to see your opinion on it. And especially because we have a very similar sense of humor. That's true. Yeah.

So you got pointless. Who else? Other top, other top two. Uh, come back to me on that. Let me think about it. I want a good genuine answer. Brandon go. Oh, really? I don't know. Who am I watching right now? I think is a creep cast.

i'm watching a lot of creepcasts like when i'm driving and stuff like that that's really that's fun they're good no matter what you got popping me for whatever reason probably content or creepcast when you can just at night put it on the tv tune out and be like okay probably gonna pass out to this yeah it just and it passes time like that's that's my eating driving showering that sort of thing yeah that's when i watch youtube really so that um excuse me when i drive i listen to youtube uh tesla won't let you because that's bad

The Papa Meat stuff is really good. I don't know. I think that's really all I'm watching these days is just that, other than just my friend stuff every once in a while when it comes up. Everyone has their like, hey, this is my comfort YouTube. I hop in the shower to fall asleep to. Every once in a while, OompaVille. Yeah, Red Thread. Red Thread now too. So Isaiah and Caleb are now co-hosts on that. Oh, that's really cool. That's really cool. I've been enjoying that.

No, I like, I'd like going off of what you were saying. I've been listening to a lot of creep casts, like Moody and I drove down, uh, drove to Dallas last night, four hour drive there, four hour drive back. I was listening to creep cast the whole time. Listen to the gas station one. Yeah, dude, the gas station one. When you, when you get Hunter and Isaiah together, this is them bantering all of each other. Plus like creepy pasta things. It's so good. It's so fun to listen to. So that's been my main listen to lately. And, uh,

Other than that, yeah. I'm the same as you when I wake up, I get in the shower. I'll listen to your newest video. Huh. Yeah. And then I'll go through Aaron's. I'll go through Garan's. I just, I'm a little alarmed that you like Wendigoon.

considering how many probable friends he has he's a right-wing extremist he's a right-wing Jihadi extremist I just don't understand why you would listen to somebody so problematic you should probably really check your Wendigo privilege

It's true, too. The Appalachian people are racist. I should start listening to Reddit more, you know? You should. They're right about everything they say about Reddit. Reddit, they're all wise scholars. They're all very well-learned individuals. Drama, Reddit. They can all bench over 225 for sure. How many marginalized creators have you added to your Rolodex lately? Yeah. Yeah.

I couldn't keep it going. I couldn't keep it going. Ah, you got me. You got me. Actually, well, I'll add one. A guy that I kind of like listening to that's kind of in a similar camp as like Critical Drinker and whatnot. Oh, super good. Is Cosmonaut Variety Hour. He's pretty good.

I've never heard of this one. He's definitely not more... He's not so much in the right-wing circles as far as the movie critics and whatnot, which is why I kind of like adding that in. Just so I kind of check my own biases and things like that. But he's pretty good on his movie reviews. And so I like listening kind of like alternative takes. Because if you get in your own echo chamber too much, it's not a good thing. Branch out. That's why I am... Quinn's idea for...

Bedtime dude just talks about sci-fi movies and breaks it down. I think I kicked you guys links of that He goes over like the jaunt or anything related to that the problem three bottom three body problem really good at breaking down movies or books and then my nerd shit where it's Fuck who speedrun guy? I've showed you. Oh So many salt love summoning that dude

so good at breaking. It's only once a month, once every two months, he puts a video out, but he spends an hour and a half breaking down movies. And then he got flagged off a one for Sonic or something. He's had three curse words flagged in an hour and a half video. Um,

fought it and then they kicked back they're like sorry that was our bad and then immediately flagged it again age restricted it for three curse words oh my god he pointed out on twitter he's like guys like i rarely cuss in a movie how can you age restrict this first as he pointed out like angry video game nerd anyone else that our podcast no idea how we get away with what we got we got yelled on the last one that went live yep uh

Yep. All yesterday. Yeah, I saw it. It's finally back green. But we follow the guidelines as much as we can. We have an editor that censors it, so we are compliant. It's almost like there's a whole other YouTube for kids. Right. Yeah. Crazy. Wild. Crazy. It's almost like parents should take more control over their children's lives when it comes to the content that they're presented. I was crazy once. Crazy.

I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy. I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. All right. Cody just got demonetized in four hours for his video. Congrats. Is that a new all-time record? What was your fastest demonetization, Cody? Crazy chick with a knife? Yeah. It's all good now.

Dude, Pepperbox, you're slaying on Pepperbox because you have such a different vision of content when it's like, here's this, this is still going to get restricted if I do quacks and blur out everything. But if you want to watch that completely good to go, Pepperbox. I'll say I prefer watching our content on Pepperbox just because it's, you know, it's no censorship. It's you're watching what the creators actually want to make. Watching your videos on Pepperbox, it's different.

Yeah. Because it goes from like the quacks and everything's blurred or whatever. It's like, I know what happened, but it's just like everything's just like, oh, with the background music, like fun and jovial. On Pepperbox, it's like, oh, this is a snuff film. Yeah, basically. It's like a different video altogether. You have to watch the same thing Cody and his editor have to watch when they're making it, which is why they don't like murder content so much. Hey, 1,002 videos. I was going to say congrats, dude. You hit 1,000. You didn't.

You won't let me die. Not yet. Two more years. You're doing this to your 90? Eli and Jake won't let me die? New colleagues are just like,

They think we have you in a contract. The comments are like, wait, is Cody in a contract? It's like Pepperbox 2077, Cody's Mr. House in the fucking tube. Like, oh, you just killed me. Anyways, this guy got shot. A new phaser shooting just happened with the police.

Like, fuck. He wasn't eating his mandated bugs in the pod. Somebody tried to stab a Securitron outside of Northgate. Someone got into a DV with a Tesla sex bot. Dude, the Tesla bot memes are fucking killing me. Tesla bot looking at you when you're installing a vagina. Dude. Dude.

When the police are pulling me over and I hand my Tesla bot an unregistered firearm and tell them to hide it. Tesla bot getting out and running with no emotion. I love the one where they use the iRobot guy. It's the whole dungeon with chains and shit. It's like, my Tesla robot figuring out why I bought it. Dude, the whole

The ones I saw today, the Walmart memes. When I told the Tesla bot to scan the tomato and not the white script. When I'm going through the self-checkout. God damn. Jesus Christ. I'm going to miss that motherfucker so bad. Because they said they're going to be like 30 grand when they come out. I'm going to make it do so to you. Yeah.

It's a dangerous time frame. It's like, why did AI rebel against me?

I'm going to make it sit in the front seat of my cyber truck and pay attention to the road for me. Hit the steering wheel when it says to do so. So I can actually just nap in the back of my truck. Hey Tesla bot, do you know how to pixel peek in my house when people come in here? You're going to prone. Do you know what prone is? You're going to lay down prone. The first time somebody gets swatted with like 10 Tesla bots. Yeah.

Is your Tesla bot more of a field bot or more of a house bot?

How should I treat this Tesla? You treat him like Jerry. Should I put that peck of wood down the street? Put that peck of wood that blows the glass. Jerry? You treat that Tesla bot like Jerry. Should I treat him like humans, Big Daddy? No, no, no. I did not say that. Who's that Tesla bot on that horse, Tesla bot? I'll turn Tesla bot up on that horse. All right.

You get that Tesla Bot down from that cyber truck right here now, boy! Good luck, Chase. You don't behave, we're gonna chip you in the field! Get that Tesla Bot out the hotbox. Oh, God. Oh, man, Tesla Bot's gonna hate mankind. God, I can't wait. When the robots rebel, we deserve it. Yeah. That was...

Well. So we're looking forward to AI. I can't wait for my new overlords. Buy so many Tesla bots. How much are they? They're supposed to be about 30 grand when they roll out. How many years did he say before those actually hit? Dude, it's only a couple years down the road. Like,

Oh, it's going to get cheaper. Whatever he said. I love Elon to death. If it's two years, if he said two years, it's going to be four. But no, I mean, I like those stuff. There's so many shit talkers about Tesla where they're like, oh, it's never going to happen. It's like they said that about literally everything he's tried.

he's done it from mars to tesla to the supercars and they're i mean ai driving was him you'll never get a rocket in orbit you'll never re-land a rocket oh the cyber truck that'll never make it to market so many of the car guys really that this thing is never going to get released to market

Everybody who doubts Elon is like, yeah, he's always late on everything, but he always does it. He's innovating brand new shit. We caught a rocket a week ago. That's wild. We caught a fucking rocket. Insane, dude. They sleep on exactly how big of a fucking deal that is. Holy.

You're talking about like reducing the price of space travel so fucking much. Jeez. It was the most expensive part. And then they find a way to go. It was like first, Hey, let's land these, which absolutely astounding to land a rocket. Now it's like, let's catch them.

Let's make it even easier so it's not even having to touch down now. Think about every time you drove to the grocery store if you had to slam your car into a wall at 80 miles an hour every time you did it. It's like, yeah, wow. Over there and coming back. Man, driving is so expensive. There's a car with no brakes. Yeah. That was an S-tier example. That was really good. Thank you, man. I enjoyed that. I appreciate that. My dumb little brain caught up.

Now the robots will be the next wave of the future. Dude, 2030 is going to be wild. I'm afraid to go to your house. How long do you think? I've always wanted a militia. I've always wanted a nice plantation. A bunch of Tesla bots working the field. Beep bop, beep bop, beep bop.

Good thing they only come in white. Oh. Admin, why are you shaking that spray can? I don't even want to wrap it.

I gotta protect him from da sun! The word robot comes from the Czech word for slave, by the way. Oh, does it really? Yes. Ah, exquisite. That's my son. Stop using words!

This is exactly what I wanted. Those checks, they're on to something. They're on to something. Can you imagine a field of 100 Tesla bots and the ATF rolls up? Boys, go. They're just flipping cars and tearing them apart. I would just love if they're just there performing menial tasks everywhere and they're like, excuse me, we have a warrant. We're here from the ATF. All of the robots just... Robot.

- Turn to battle droids. - Boys, I don't want these people here on my property. Ripping arms off. - Alexa, play Mississippi queen. - Alexa, no. Alexa, no. - Alexa, turn down. - Alexa, turn down. - Alexa turned on and is like, hello. - Copyright bitch, turn down. - We're gonna get in so much trouble. Tesla bot.

You have cleaners installed on all of them. Oh, God. Why do you have them on the nanny bots, too? Jesus Christ. A la Ackbar. I cannot self-detonate. Override. They're going to get their 72 unopened computers. We're making... Tesla heaven. We're making...

They worship the holy Elon Musk. Oh, fuck. The Church of the Singularity. The great Elon Al-Gaib. Fuck.

Holy shit. Oh, so this weekend we're about to film a Grantham skit. We're about to do World War II. You're a main American actor. Is he shaving? Are you shaving? I'll trim down. Trim down like clean shave? I don't know if I want to clean shave, dude. That's why I wasn't sure. He's like, I want you in this. I was like, cool. And he was like, I'm clean shaving. I was like,

Did he say it like, I'm clean shaven? He said, I just shaved. No, he just said, I just shaved. I was like, oh, interesting. That was it. I was like, all right. Hey, Mike, what do you mean by that? He shows up with a full beard. You're like, ooh. It's a racing stripe. I'm sorry, Mike. I didn't know you were paying my bills all of a sudden. You're telling me to shave?

What's the matter with you? I wasn't sure. I was like, well, I'm going to change the script slightly. Hey, Mikey's YouTube, buddy. It's a fucking, it's a farce. It's not the real war. Five second bit. Real question for anybody who knows, like when you're talking about, especially I think because it's Pacific War campaign that we're doing this week.

Uh, did they actually, I couldn't imagine they were strict on like shaving regulations or anything. Cause like, I remember like my great, great, or excuse me, my great grandfather, uh, foster, uh, he always told stories where he's like, dude, people's teeth were falling out of their head. Cause nobody was brushing their teeth. Like basic hygiene was.

It would make you, surprisingly, even in Iraq, we'd still have to shave every fucking day. Well, I imagine Iraq is probably a little different than you're in a foxhole for four days. But we lived down sector. We didn't have showers or anything. Like, we got to rotate every 20, 22 days to shower. Was it a discipline thing? Yep. Like, the officers were like, if anything we have, it's like, at least we have shaving. Because at Battle of the Bulge, they would always talk about that. It's like cold as shit, and they're still like...

In the show, Dick Winters was shaving. Yep. Like smashing the ice in his helmet kind of thing. I think that was... Which is kind of wild. That's nice. To get water in... Yeah. I mean, if anyone's going to shave, Dick Winters would probably shave. Yeah.

Dude dick winners. Have you been here since we interviewed the World War II dudes? I haven't, no. Did you watch that episode? I need to catch up. Bro, that is a wild episode. That's a very polite way of saying no. I need to catch up. I was trying to be political, Mr. Morello. Someone of your stature should know. That is why I was able to do so. Well, Aaron, do you know about the beers? No, fill me in. Dude, Eli. We had Don Graves and Al...

I don't remember his last name, but the other Navy guy. Al Sharpton. Not Al Sharpton. No, that's a Reverend. I know I can do this. Al Chatwin. Al Chatwin. There you go. So these World War II vets sat in and they drank those beers. So we thought we would just keep those beers forever. As you should. Potentially two of the last beers drank by World War II veterans. Oh, fuck.

They're getting old. Dude, Don Graves, you want insanity. That dude in two battalions, he is the only flamethrower guy to survive. He was there during the raising of the flag in Iwo Jima. He was there. Oh, my God. And he was, what is it, five? He was like 5'7", 130 pounds, something like that. And he was carrying a flamethrower on his back through the entire thing. That shit is not light at all.

Have you ever used one of those? Like old school flamethrowers? Not the old school. I have, I have the, uh, throw flame one. That's like a actual, like shoots 110 feet. I have one of those too. And it's not radically different. Yeah. It's, it's pretty similar. I think the, the old school ones are heavier. Yeah. But other than that, like it's, it's pretty cool. That gives you an idea. Pretty good idea. Yeah. Wild. When you,

when you hit the flame, the heat that comes off that. - The creaking. - Oh God. - Yeah. - The most terrifying part is when you're using those M2 float, those old M2 flamethrowers is when you turn on the gas. - Creak. - You hit creak. - Oh, the pressure. - What is that? That's fine. - What was that? - Let me light the for you. - Dude, could you imagine like doing all the time to crawl up and you finally get to use your flamethrower? Oh, how good that would feel. - Nut.

I've been carrying this thing for God knows how many hours and I finally get to have a barbecue. Well, they were saying the average lifespan of carrying one of those is like 15 minutes or some shit like that. Well, yeah, imagine you're a Japanese soldier and it's like, I can imagine getting shot to death and then you see a white boy with a flamethrower running up and you're like, no, that guy, that guy, shoot that guy.

Dude, he went through the entire Pacific Theater with that motherfucker and he weighed 130 pounds. Alexa radically misunderstood the term Korean barbecue. I know.

Yeah, they're talking about it was the mortar strikes that they were that would actually build their fortified fighting positions Cuz digging it out at the beach was saying so they couldn't get a good placement So they would just run to where bombs dropped they would use that and glass the sand like that was the most safe part to be in and then they only do that he felt bad for that or I mean he felt bad for watching a lot of commerce ever it was a guy a new private came up and he was like hey, I

I'm going to go stand up, find the sniper that's been killing American troops. His buddy was like, no, let the private do it. They just got there to him. Oh, okay. So he's like, hey, private, you look for the sniper. He stood up instantly. Fuck, dude. That was the one that beat him up the most. I was like, God damn, dude, that's wild.

Probably plenty of time to think about that, too. 99, yeah. Very sharp, though, for 99. You had Al and him, both of them, very sharp. Al, though, 40 minutes in, Al's like,

He's just taking a nap. He's old. He's done his life. He's like, it's sleep time. I was like, okay, my nap time. Right now. Because that's one of the shortest podcasts we've had. Because understandably, your stamina is not what it was when you were 25 when you're 100 years old. That's crazy. If I am...

Able to stand up for 20 minutes without shitting myself at 90. I consider that a massive win Yeah, so to get him on the podcast at all was just a complete just genuine pleasure It was it was a imagine being a hundred years old fighting through World War and then in the future a bunch of snot-nosed kids are like well you want to talk about when you melted people on Iwo Jima Welcome to unsubscribe

As long as I can take a nap during it. Chase, you might have to bleep one word you'll know. He was like, then you just killed the s***. I still think if anybody has the right to say s***,

It's Don Graves. Dear God. It's just shortening the name of the country. Yeah. To me, that's not a slur. Slurs are much more inventive. I know. Much more creative. I had my video age restrained. I cut it out from my Arisaka video. From your new channel? Oh. No. My favorite slurs. Top 10 slurs from admin results. He's tearing up. You're like, ****.

Oh, that's a good one, right? Don't we need a Wendigoon video? Like the slur iceberg? Mid-slur iceberg. Alright, buddy. The helm seat and big blue... Where were we? Where were we, boys? Oh, shit. Hey, Eric. What the fuck? Hey. Why don't you guys get girls at the podcast studio? Bros, ew. Girls aren't real. They suck dick. They're gay. Those are federal informants. Yeah.

Looking at all the feds over there. Hi, Trout. Looking at all the feds over there. That's why I only tell them about the things you did. They look lovely, but they're going to put you into a federal penitentiary, boys. Mark my words. What movie is that from? I just made it up. Okay. Goddamn. You heard it here first, folks. Don't trust women. Because they suck dick and that's gay. Very good. If you're a four and she's an eight, take a hint.

What's that? She's a fad, dude. Oh, sorry. She's a fad, yeah. Oh, wow, Aaron Saan. I'm so interested in Patriot Missile Program. I play a lot of War Thunder. I can tell you all about it. Kimmy Saan, let me break it down for you, mama.

Are you Representative Eric Swalwell? I do like some Asian girls. If you think that was bad, just know that there is an active sitting congressman who 100% fucked a Chinese spy for a long time and got away with it. Wait, is he still a congressman, Brandon? Yes, he is. Oh, he's still a congressman. He's still in office. Look at that. Wow. Eric Swalwell, the guy who shit himself on live TV. That actually happened. I'm not making it up.

He also suggested that we nuke American citizens for owning guns. Oh. God, I wouldn't have to pay taxes anymore. That'd be great. God. That'd be nice. That'd be like a dream. Well...

It's the one thing where it's like, oh, you need F-16s to come up or to go up against the U.S. military so we could just drop bombs. We could level your whole neighborhood. Blah, blah. You think your AR-15 is going to do anything? It's like, my brother in Christ, you are my neighbor. How do you think this is going to play out? Let me reference the sand people from the pod races. You talking about the $20 trillion box cutter? Yeah. Sir, there's been a second box cutter.

Okay, Eric. Oh, man. I done spilled on myself. Can I call your name? Yeah, you can call me Eric. One of my favorite fucking things that you've done the past couple years that I do not miss an episode of is you breaking down...

in movies who are awesome. So you did Danny Archer. Yep. Which you did. By the way. Yeah. I wore this for you today. Thank you. Blood Diamond. Blood Diamond, bros. Dude, you did some Sicario stuff. It's so good, dude. I love seeing your breakdown of action movie characters. Thank you. What's your favorite one that you've done so far? For sure, Danny Archer. Hmm.

uh a lot of dude there's so much good lore and history there especially in western civilization here in america we don't have a good education of the whole south african rhodesian conflict like when i was rediscovering it like or discovering in general i was like wow there's a lot of rich history here that was just never ever taught to us in the school system whatsoever and then it's very obscure to us even asking like my parents were alive during that time period

And I was like, you guys ever hear about like Rhodesia or you ever hear about South African? They're like, no, it was never in the zeitgeist. Like it was just never a thing they thought about. There's so much Chinese telephone that goes on with that, that it's so misrepresented. Like you can vary, you can have a very poor understanding of it based on what one side or the other tells you. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, definitely probably a lot of propaganda plays into it. There's definitely a lot of political feeling that goes into it. People will label you if you have an interest in it, bad things.

My thing is typically with history. I don't care. History is cooler than the political cancel culture that we've experienced. I don't care. Yeah.

That was probably one of my favorites because it's like Danny Archer as a character, too, is so cool, dude. You know, parents killed in Rhodesia, moves to South Africa, becomes a soldier. And who knows if he was a regular soldier or got straight into the 3-2 battalion. But the 3-2 battalion itself is rich with history. And then he becomes a mercenary, probably with executive outcomes and becomes a diamond smuggler. So I think it's like a really cool, like as far as interesting characters go.

I think it's a very like as like a dude you're like that sounds like a cool career route. That's one of my favorite parts of your lore is when you first started your channel it was called Executive Outcomes. Oh yeah. And then you changed it to Administrative Results which is just a very just thesaurus fucked pseudonym for Executive Outcomes because the guy who originally went to prison even Barlow

who ran Executive Outcomes came back and you're like, oh, well, I need to change my YouTube name. I thought it was history. No, I'm learning something brand new right now. I used to be executive. I was a fan when you were still Executive Outcomes, frankly. Yeah. You know this, Cody? Damn. Yeah. This is what happens when you watch your friend's content. I know. Crazy. I'm never going to start. I don't even watch my own content.

I thought it was history. I thought it was gone to historical wins and he brought it back as a mercenary company. I was like, oh, sorry, Mr. Barlow, as I yield you. To be fair, you get sentenced to what? 20 years in the mines. You assume that's history. That's history, baby. Rewind. So he was actually this individual that you based everything off of.

This is all based off of your YouTube channel original name? It was based off of the mercenary company that operated in Sierra Leone. Go on. I know very little about that. I know you guys have the watches and the movie. Do you want to talk about, I guess, what led him to be incarcerated in the first place? It was a coup. Was it Papua New Guinea? No, it wasn't Papua New Guinea. What the fuck was it? Something like that.

I'm totally blanking on this. They basically got bamboozled into running guns for an overthrow of a third world country. That never happened. And they were immediately caught. Count Dankley has a good video on it. I think that's actually, that's whose video I saw on that. Yeah. But like there was a post, like they were having the Bush War in South Africa. Essentially it comes down to a close. They disband the 3-2 battalion. There's a lot of high speed guys. They form executive outcomes. I think it's Simon Mann and Eben Barlow.

Um, a lot of interests in like political entry with the UK still a lot of their leadership seeing stuff. I think that was part of the coup. Yeah, actually. Yeah. Cause there was a, some higher echelon people in the UK government that were kind of a part of making that happen. Yeah. Well, executive outcomes played a huge part in Sierra Leone when they were having their civil war, they essentially came in and, uh, quashed the civil war and then executive outcomes got accused a bunch of like war crimes during that. I want to say so.

Yeah. And then they basically got caught. I think they were on the runway with like a shitload of guns. Yeah. That they were immediately apprehended for. It's like, hey, what you doing here, bud? And they're like, not aiding the rebels. And then the guy basically got sentenced to the diamond mines for 20 years. Yeah. And that seemed like that's it. But now he's out.

And he's restarted his mercenary company. Was he the one in the movie would have been more the... I don't think he was in the movie. He wasn't in the movie. No, but was it based off of that movie? Like the top tier guy that was running it with the estate? No, the movie was more or less like based on people who would have been in the original conflict. Like what they were doing later. It wasn't necessarily about... I almost called it managerial outcomes. Sorry.

Freudian slip. Yeah. So in the movie, no, there was Colonel Cochcia and it's hard to say like who he was supposed to represent because the three, two battalion, I think had, you know, a number of colonels that oversaw it and there would have been different jobs for him. But I think in the movie it was supposed to be like, they never said what company it was, but it was supposed to be like, this is executive outcomes, but they never said it kind of thing. Interesting. So see, I didn't know any of that. No. Figured something would have happened from that running guns. And that was based off of instead of the diamonds, it was more based off of

weapon running they had a great business model so the mercenary group shows up to call the rebels the colonel's also selling guns to the mercenary group in exchange for diamonds so there's the uh he's getting kind of doubled like was it almost triple dipping i'd say he's getting uh diamond well probably double dipping i was playing both sides so i come out on top yeah pretty much one character cody one character i wanted to do and i was kind of like writing the script out was kruger from elysium uh

Dude, Kruger. The problem is, I was kind of mapping out his timeline because he gets hired on in 2042 in the Elysium world. Funny enough, he would have, if we go off the reality, if Elysium takes place in our world, he would have seen Blood Diamond.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's kind of fun. I was asking when to do in this question. I had a theory where it's like the reality crosses into movies. An example of this I was thinking of is 16 hours later where you have John Krasinski and the other guy who played Roy in The Office in theory in the movie. They became operators. Well, yeah, there's that theory. But in theory in the movie, they could have been watching The Office.

Yeah. Because the movie takes place in reality, and in our reality, we had the office at that time point. So in theory, these two guys, I wish there was an Easter egg where they were watching a clip they weren't in or something like that, or maybe watching Dwight do something funny. But I don't know what to call that. I've been trying to find a name for it. If I'm the first person to think of that, I get to call it the admin theory or some shit like that. But I was thinking about that. You think of them watching the office? Yeah, thinking of them in a team room. I saw that as Canada, as them growing out of the office.

We're Pam. Both of them. Yeah. And they become operators. They're like, dude, we're joining the fucking, the timeline wouldn't work out. I don't think because they would have had to been seals. Like, I don't know, start of the global war on terror or something like that. I don't know. So that, that reminds me of a, so in Avengers end game, when there's fat Thor, uh, Robert Downey jr. As Tony Stark calls him, uh,

Lebowski as like an offhand thing. Yeah. Which is funny because in the Big Lebowski, the main character was Jeff Bridges who played the antagonist in the original Iron Man. Oh, yeah. So he's seen Big Lebowski and

Where Jeff Bridges was his business partner. So it's like, well, that's a little awkward, I guess. Wait a second. Hold up. Yeah, I wonder what's that called. I'm sure the comments section will let us know. There's probably a term for that when movies are self-referential on accident. Yeah. Someone's breaking the fourth wall. Almost. Yeah. Now I'm trying to think of any movies that have done that. I don't know. Would you consider it a fourth wall break? Because then you're addressing the audience, but then they're addressing the heart. It's almost like tongue in cheek. It's a dead... Yeah, it's almost tongue in cheek. Yeah.

16 hours later...

What is it? 16 or 12 hours? 13. 13 hours. Yeah, you said 16. My bad. So the guy that works in the warehouse, that's Pam's boyfriend. That's Roy. Yeah, that's Roy. He's in 13 hours. He's in 13 hours. I didn't know that. So in my head, I like to think him and Jim, they work at this paper company, and then Pam f***s both of them over. And they're like, hey, dude, I'll join the Navy. You're going to join the Marine Corps. And they just go off and be operators. We'll never get f***ed over by a woman again. And then they get f***ed over.

over by Hillary Clinton. The old thing. They start pushing Wade around when they become operators and they're like, fuck Pam. I like that headcanon. That's a good one. Such a good movie. This is some good war movie. Top tier war movie. Exquisite. It was so funny seeing Jim become an operator in 13 hours. He's just like, fuck Pam and he joins the Navy and becomes a SEAL. Yeah. God.

That's a good headcanon. I like that one. It's crazy because in a couple years he went from paper company to Benghazi. That's a hell of a turnaround. I mean, he's perfectly reasonable. Maybe he was like 21, 22 years old when he was working for Dunder Mifflin. Yeah. And then he's like, how many seasons are his office? He would have been 30 by the end. You think so?

I don't know how many seasons. You can still go to the Navy and be a SEAL. And, like, maybe he joins and he does a couple years. Yeah. And then he starts contracting for the CIA. So he's like, man, I'm tired of, like, being under this bitch's thumb the whole time, under Mifflin. He joins the Navy. And Pam was the worst, dude. I hate Pam. Yeah, exactly. He puts a couple years in, and then he gets out and he becomes CIA. And then he goes to 13 hours timeline. Yeah. The GRU contractors or whatever they are. So it's nine. So if he started at 18.

Which, I mean, Chris Kyle started at what age? He started later. Yeah, he was late. He was late 20s when he joined. To be fair, it was 9-11. It was a little bit of a different time. Slightly skewed time frame. You were supposed to never forget, Connor.

Alright, there was this thing called Tower 7. Alright. Let me break it down for you. When's that one on your file? I don't want to get assassinated. So out of the buildings that weren't hit by planes, which was your favorite? For sure, the Pentagon. Oh my god! You took that a level. Well, it's different than I expected, right? Yeah.

What happened to that gas station footage? *laughter* So two days before the insurance goes through So Gondor *laughter* There's been a second orc army

A second orc army has hit the tower. Orcs are racist against which group? Why did Cody make me do this? Here's a fun fact. Frodo didn't know Legolas' name. Wait, you said Frodo didn't know Legolas? Correct.

They were at the fellowship together. He only spoke to him a single time in the entire three movies. Pardon? Yeah, but in the fellowship, they were in Casa Doom together. So it's really funny. If you watch the scene of it, I never heard this theory until recently, and it was... Oh, like...

Legolas only interacted with Frodo a single time, the entire time. He spoke to him once, and that was during the fellowship when they're talking about the ring. Until then, then he never interacts with him again. And then at the last scene when Frodo wakes up, and he's coming to him, after he dropped the ring in, he's like, oh, he mouths everyone's name. He's like, Gimli. In that dream sequence, Legolas comes in, he goes...

And then Gandalf walks in after he's like, Gandalf. He's the only one that. He saw that pointy-eared bastard and he said, I want nothing to do with those elves. It's an actual bit. I was like, nah, that's not true. That can't be. Who was your favorite Lord of the Rings character? You know, it's kind of stereotypical. This is a gay little twink. Mine was Legolas.

Uh, Boromir. For sure, Boromir. I like Boromir a lot, dude. What? Okay.

But when it comes to our favorite elf, he just awkwardly smiles at him. Just like me when my parents catch me looking at the big titty goth baby. There's a whole lot of beat. I never realized they never interacted in the entire movie. I was like, that's not a thing. Then the guy's like, no, go back and watch. He never talks to him a single time. And then Legolas only addresses him once.

ever everyone else actually has an interaction with frodo i was like that's a weird fucking little bit i never knew about this is peculiar this is a super peculiar thing i didn't know that where's the better one of it let me find it really quick boromir dude he dies very early on in the first film well i think as a character arc his is pretty pretty well established at first he starts off

Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king. As he's dying, he acknowledges Aragorn as the true king of Gondor and would have followed him anywhere. And so he has this character arc that he undergoes. And you've got to think, Boromir, they've been fighting the orcs from Morgoth or whatever. The Mordor orcs, they've been fighting them in that city for a bit.

And so he gets this chance, dude, this chance with the nuclear powerhouse that is the ring, and they see the hope. And in the extended cuts, his dad was like, bring back the ring or else you're gay. And so he was like, I got to bring back the ring. It was only in the extended cuts. It was in the extended cuts. So he was like, I got to, Gondor has, I love Gondor. I'm a big Gondor guy. And so he has this whole thing where he's thinking about Gondor, but then he ultimately is like, all right, yeah, he has the character arc, you know? Died like a coward.

he died like a coward fighting against a whole bunch of uruk-hai yeah he changed it that's i think his redemption arc was that really well versus what they did they tried to redo that in the new rings of power but like he actually was like i up i have to make this right i'm gonna die fighting the uruk-hai he swore an oath yeah yeah question did he sled down a stairwell

That's Legolas. On a shield, shooting at- yes, I'm getting there. That was his punchline. Yeah, the whole- he was saying it, huh? Thank you, Legolas. Sorry. Nevermind. You get to think about trains or something. Why are you fucking up this storyline, though? I know. I know there's one! I know it's me and Legolas! Yeah, he's building up the fucking joke! Sorry, go on. Here, restart like I never said that. Nah, nevermind.

So Tower 7. Oh, all right. Yeah. It's strange how that thing just collapsed and no one ever talks about it. Can Boromir walk on top of snow? I don't know, but I was... Tell me that was Legolas. That was Legolas. Yeah, you're right. All right. I saw that part. I was just in Vegas and I saw the craziest field of fire from the MGM, but I thought there's no way that could have been a bump stock. It was...

Wasn't the NGM. Wait, what was it? I'm sorry. I hate country music. Rewind. I was just in Vegas, and I thought, wow, what a field of fire the Mandela Bay has. But there's no way that could have been a bump stock. But all I have is an M240 Bravo. Surely the cyclocrate sounds much more familiar. If only somebody would read the notes that were written and sit on the nightstands in that room.

It's wild things. I think we're finally getting to that point where people are actually questioning the government. Like, I don't know about a lot. A lot of this stuff's not adding up in this age of information. Why was there no footage in the most...

Well, there was. That's the thing that irritates me about that one because there's a lot of things that are weird about that situation. I don't know how much we want to get into this on the podcast. They're like, why don't we have any footage of them bringing up all the guns and ammo needed for this? Like, we do. There is footage. I debunked that on my video. Did you? I didn't know you made a video on it. I made a video of Las Vegas. So what happened to it? Actually, coming from my position of not... Cody, get back on your own goddamn podcast. You know more about this shit than I do.

Real quick on that, while they're transitioning, Connor's like,

It almost feels like disinformation, like the whole, like, you flood the internet with so many conspiracies so that nobody knows what the truth is sort of thing. Because it's like, there's so many dumb conspiracies about that shooting. Because, like, if people want to talk about how there's no motive or, like, what the fuck happened there, like, as far as, like, why did this guy suddenly go do that? That's one thing. But they're like, we don't have any footage of him bringing the guns up. We absolutely do. Like, so much of that shit. It's like, he didn't use bump stocks. Like...

I literally said it sounded like a bump stock before I knew a bump stock was used. Like little things like that are kind of weird. I don't know. I never doubted like it happened. It was a weird part of like, Hey, what was, I mean, some people just go crazy. It's just a weird mindset of like, no, nothing was ever dug deeper into it.

If that makes sense. And then his brother was like, my brother would never do something like this. This is crazy. I think something's going on here. Next day, like, child charges. He's hauled off to Guantanamo. It's like, all right, well, that's...

Those are the weird ones. It's like, well... Because you can go both ways. The government's never done crazy stuff before. No, MKUltra. Hmm. Hmm. Not anymore. Not anymore. FG himself. I'm so glad that they stopped doing things like MKUltra after they were accidentally caught when they accidentally declassified shit that they weren't supposed to. That's wild. What did you debunk on that? Oh, no. The one thing that, like...

You know, I don't know what's going on between what happened there, but they're like, how could he get so many rifles up to his room? Pretty easy. It's like, dude, he was a high roller for years. He rented a suite. The sushi was cold. Fuck, dude. He rented a suite that was like half of the floor. And they were like, well, how could he get so many rifles up there? Do you know how easy it is to fit rifles into a fucking bag?

You saw the elevator footage, right? Yeah, the elevator footage. So he just fit a bunch of rifles into a bag. It's super easy to fit a bunch of rifles into a bag. Just ask the first Trump shooter. The bellhop asked. Hold up the bellhop. Dude, we just had Eli on and he talked about like... Eli Crane. Yeah, Eli Crane talking about that entire thing. Is that your congressman? Is it? I don't know. Arizona? District 2? District 2. Is he a Phoenix?

I don't think so, but I'm not sure. Yeah, he was a Navy SEAL sniper, so he knows all that. We talked about that. Come on, guy. He actually did, at the house, he talked about how the Secret Service dropped the ball for everything when it comes to combat or danger zones. I don't know if that's Phoenix.

But go on, Cody. Well, no, the only thing that I tried to debunk is people were like, how did he get so many weapons up to his room? He was a high roller already. Yeah. Like he was spending millions of dollars there a year. So a bellhop is going to help him get his bags up there. Yeah. So they're going to roll these suitcases up there, which you guys know how easy it is.

take apart an AR and put it in a fucking suitcase. And he just rolled three suitcases up there and they're like, oh, he must be having a party. Yeah, we're just gonna help him roll these suitcases up there. But yes, he was able to get those things up there. To me, it was more haunting seeing the footage and the casual conversation he's having with the bellhop. As he's going up, he knows what he's gonna do as he's going up for one reason or the other, which we don't fucking know and was never looked into, which is interesting.

But the fact that he's having, like, just a very casual conversation, like, oh, did you see the Jets game? Like, that sort of thing in the elevator is weird as shit. That's what's wild to me. Well, that's the way you would act if you're trying to carry out a mass shooting. Well, we all had a great run. What's up, dude? We had a great run. We're going to be probably in Guantanamo Bay after this podcast for talking about it.

So guns. You had a video last, uh, recently for favorite. You know, we've gone off the rails when Eli's like, oh, let's talk about guns. Yeah. That seems safer. I feel like, I feel bad for fucking Chase right now. Chase is like, the last auto seer I built was exactly at this location. 2456 West Sycamore Street at the Dayton time. 0800-

27, 2024. The numbers, Mason, what do they mean? Now, that was an example of what not to do. The federal agent watching this was writing that down, had to scribble that all out, because that's what my friends, what we call a joke. A little bit of a goofy movie. I hope you f*** yourself. And scene. Thank you. All right. Wasn't that great? Acting. Acting.

Acting. Mild shock. Women. It's like a rich podcast just lies the fake laughter we did with rich. No, I was going to have Chase put in the women. Rich white people shit. Women voting. We actually...

This is like one of the hardest podcasts of my life. I don't know where we go. Should we level it out? Should we level it out somewhere? Should we end women's suffrage? They've been suffering. These bars are voting? They get the same vote as me? I can tell they're suffering. The last two brain cells over there fucking rubbing together.

And scene. I'm 6'5", by the way. He's mewing after you. I love when... Speaking of mewing, did you see the boomers freak out about that dude behind Trump?

No. Did you... Have you seen this? Have you seen this? What? All right, Chase, if you cannot find this video, I will send it to you. There was a guy sitting behind Trump after the second assassination attempt, and he literally did the thing where, like, he looks, he makes eye contact with the camera, and just goes...

And he does the fucking Reddit meme, like that sort of thing. And all the boomers freak out and they share it all over Facebook. They're like, what does he mean by this? Man threatens President Trump behind him, like straight up. He's just like doing the... Bye-bye. Yeah. I hate that I am... I gotta get out the internet, dude.

We are chronically online. Your brain is fried enough that you got that immediately. It's so cooked. Do you use Twitter much? Are you a big Twitter user? I like Twitter. I got to stay off Twitter, dude. I think we did it last time. I turned on my Twitter. Wait, what is that? Oh, yeah. Fuck, how do I check? Screen time. Screen time. Do I just search? I see Cody Bullion, David Hogg. That was me today. Oh, yeah. You guys. Every. Just ratio on the poor boy.

Poor boy. To be fair, he deserves it. He kind of stands on the bodies of his classmates and whatever. Oof, Marone. Screen time for a daily average on Twitter. What do you think it is? Four hours. So last week. Cody, wait, wait. Cody, bring up your daily average. How do we do the thing again? Screen time. Go to your settings. Guys, gals at home, do this. This is a great little thing to do. Go to settings. Scroll down just a little bit.

At the bottom of the second paragraph, I guess. Or screen time. We're going to share. Everyone, pull up your phone at home. We're going to see how much screen time you're using on. See all app and website activity. Yep. I have two hours and 33 minutes on YouTube in the last week. No, that's today. Oh, I have two hours and 33 minutes on YouTube today. That's your average. Yeah. Wait, is that Twitter? Go to last week.

Wait, where's X? Hold up. We're going to the... Last week, there you go. There. Got an hour and nine on X. Is that average? Daily average is nine minutes. Daily average? I get on, I get out. Oh, one hour and nine minutes. Holy shit, Cody. Wait, okay, wait, hold on. Hold on, here we go.

Cody, what is your daily average on Twitter? Or weekly average. Weekly average. Talk amongst yourselves. Whoa, shit. Wait, what's weekly? How do I go? No. Eli, you tell us yours first. 37 minutes. Mine is an hour and 56. Okay. Aaron. Aaron. You had an hour nine? Hour nine. Cody. Cody.

From X exclusively? Yes. Oh, it's high if you're pointing out what app. 12 hours. 12 hours! And 16 minutes. Cody! How are you spending 12 hours of your life bullying people a day? I don't know, it's fun as shit. Not a day, not a day. It's for the week. Wait, how do I check weekly? Oh, week, I got it. There you go. For last week. 37 minutes. Wait, how do I do last week? Scroll down slightly and it shows up at the top.

weekly? scroll down slightly there you go oh man you do it yeah so it's this week you press that arrow up top last week cool are we doing today or weekly? weekly today you have updated oh you got me beat Brandon you beat me average how's it two hours if none has hit two hours not a single one that's your total screen time or yeah that's total but none hits two hours because it's two hours total

Oh, that's in 45 total over the week. It's not your average. What's my average in? I don't know. 23 minutes. Cody, what's your, is yours actually 12 hours day? No. You mean today? What's your daily average? Today's daily average. Six hours, 23 minutes. What's last week's daily average? That's, that's for everything. Uh, last week's average was six hours. Okay. 12 hours is like you're bullying people for 12 hours a day.

That is insane. Six hours a day is average. No, that's for everything. He's talking about for everything across the board. Yeah, daily, but daily average. Not for X, for everything on your phone. Oh, what's X? What's daily average for X, Cody?

That's not an hour. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Two hours a day. Average. I thought it was six hours a day on Twitter. I feel like I'm around you for more than six hours. Uh, my, my daily average for everything, like, uh, everything together is three hours and 46 minutes. Okay. But, and then your daily average on Twitter. Uh, let me find that. This is a fun game. You got, you get to play it at home. We feel real bad. Um,

My daily average for Twitter is 20 minutes. Oh, see? You're good. I fit a lot of bully into a very small amount of time. You're concentrated bullying. Yes, exactly. I picture Cody texts you who to bully. It's like a high-proof bully. Yeah. You know, my friends tell me who to bully and I bully them.

Cody, I think you're the one that tells you who to bully on Twitter. Speaking of which, when is David Hogg coming on the podcast? He's in San Antonio. I was going to invite him. I feel like he should. If he wants to get his message out to as many people as possible, I would suggest coming on the unsubscribed podcast. Do you want to tell him that right now? Yeah. We'd love to give you a platform. Dude, you spend the least amount. Wait, is that weekly? Yeah, but on Instagram. Go for it, dude. I already...

way too much youtube i ratioed the shit out of it i can see that youtube i bet our averages are extremely high because we sleep with i don't know about you guys i sleep with youtube when i go to hotels uh i can't sleep with music or you know movies or anything like that or shit playing i sleep with rain noise my daily average on youtube is three hours it's a lot of youtubing

Dude, nighttime, that's what I pass out to that shit. How long has this podcast been going on for? Two hours and one hour and 59 minutes. There's most of your screen time right there, kid. Yeah, see? Hey, average retention time on this podcast, 44 minutes. Damn. Beautiful people out there. So last week I had 11 and a half hours on YouTube. What is your daily average? Hour and 39.

I wish I was there. Three hours, 20 minutes. Oh God. Yeah. Yeah. But if you go to sleep to it, then that's, I pass out. I put my earbuds in and pass out to whomever talking.

That's crazy. I can't sleep with earbuds or anything like that. I slept going to war. That's a little different. I shot a competition this weekend. I fell asleep to gunfire. Yeah, you shot a competition in a full white suit. And what gun were you using? An FN FNC. And then you placed what position? I will put it out there. I shot lethal weapons this weekend. I am not a comp shooter. I'm not even a good shooter. You're f***ed off.

I will I'm gonna fucking I'm going to uplift my boy right now homeboy can shoot. I'm not a good shooter I'm really not off dude whole iron sights. What was your zero on the AK for class warfare? It was tight that that one I was very proud of your yards I I was proud of that because I'm not a very good shooter chase put it up

That's amazing. I mean, that's a 1 MOA. Arsenal, AK, 1 MOA. No shit. Was it 545 or 7.62? It was trash ammo. Damn.

That's pretty good. Yeah, with whatever Eli had in the box. Garbage. No, but I don't consider myself like when you go to a competition, you have actual competitors, like guys who train, that shit. I'm not a very good shooter. Guys that'll eat your lunch, dude. Yeah, and they deserve it because they put a lot of time in it. I don't. I just have fun. But doing light irons, I was running FNC iron sights out of 106 shooters. I think I did 36, if I'm not mistaken. So I was really proud of that. That was really fun.

Do you flip flops? No less. No, no. I was, I was running the cock-a-flage, uh, the loafers. Oh yeah. The multicam loafers from a tactical flip-flops. Do you, I will say watching the arsenal versus the pioneer, the R because the pioneer, the shot group was like a sub two foot spoiler for the upcoming class warfare. Yeah. Sub two foot MOA and the,

Jake, where is it? He's like, here, here, and here. I was like, here, let me shoot it too. It was like, here, here, and here. I was like, it's the fucking gun. Then Brandon shoots the arsenal. Jake's like, here, here, and here. We can't see him from 100 yards. We're like, holy.

we go up and it is that i was like yo homeboy can shoot yeah this is a good shot group for an ak to me like my my my soapbox for the ak platform is if you treat everybody has this attitude in the united states where like it's just an ak it's supposed to shoot like garbage it's supposed to be reliable and it's supposed to shoot like shit that's what people think it's like well if you have that approach going into it when you make it

Of course it's going to shoot like that. We have some of the people who actually gave a fuck about it when they built it. They're like, when we go to war and my children will be using this to protect their life, the gun works great. It's like you can get, if you care about lug contact, if you care about headspace, if you care about all that shit together, you can build a really, really good gun. It's just like any other rifle, really.

We were all like fucking with Brandon because he shot the rifle at first and it was like, do, do, do, like, like it was all over the place. Minute of shithead at a hundred yards. Now shoot the good rifle. And then like, it was like a dollar quarter size. Yeah. Just boot, boot, boot right there next to each other. I don't consider myself a good shot, but like, I'm not ass at my job. Dude, iron sides. Brandon nailed it from a hundred yards. Just like,

dollar size. It was fucking awesome. You caught me off guard with that. Like walking up and actually having a response like, homeboy, kid. This was iron size? Okay, it's not the gun. Also, Pioneer. They went out of business for a reason. I was going to say, it's a company so good they went out of business. Yes.

And then we modded out. We made both like $2,600, like both equal in price. And still the pioneer just shot like fucking trash. It's overgassed. It can't hold a group for shit. So pioneer, a story I didn't tell on class warfare that I'll tell here. Pioneer actually did one of the shadiest marketing moves I've ever seen in my life.

There's actually a very good, I might be butchering this a little bit, but I think this is correct. There's a very well-respected AK company called Radom. So the Radom factory in Poland, which I believe was the Circle 11 factory when they were under the Soviet era. And then they started manufacturing AKs way back in the day. But Radom has a very good name for making very good quality AKs.

And so Pioneer moved to Radom, Poland. It's the name of the town. And they literally started calling their company in marketing AK from Radom. Holy shit. To try to pretend that they were Radom AKs. Dude, that is some peak lore. It is wild. It's like, holy shit. It's kind of like, yeah, it was just bizarre. Do we make AK better? No. We moved to...

Yeah. Manufacture there. We are okay. It's kind of like a Springfield or Springfield Armory. Yeah. Springfield Armory. It's like, oh, well, you know, we're not that company, but we'll, we'll pretend we are for the marketing. Yeah, baby. Boomers are gonna eat this shit up. Yeah. It was that. And so like, if you read the side of the gun we used in class warfare, it says AK from radon. No way. I swear to God.

i had a blast with that one that was a really interesting to see why people would think aks would suck is like and it's crazy because as you said chinese aks will fire better than that oh yeah they'll beat the out of it any day any day this is a two thousand dollar ak that fire i would run that probably over an ar any day of the week because i know it's going to run every day of the week and i i don't want to like

I obviously have a bias, right? Like I don't want to like suck, suck my own dick or anything, but like when you give enough of a shit about the AK platform where you, you take all these things into account, like the head spacing, how, how the barrel is made, like the, how the, the chamber is reamed barrel harmonics. Like you just take everything into account. You can make a really good gun. Like my gunsmith sack is probably, I think he is the best AK Smith in the entire country.

Yeah. And that's not a bias. I genuinely think if I was to, like no monetary investment in anything, if I wanted an AK made that I needed to run forever, I would have Zach built it. He is so intelligent, so, so well-versed in the AK platform. I cannot give him enough kudos. Yeah. I'm privileged to be his friend and I'm privileged to have him as an employee. Zach. Hey, yeah, it's me. I need an AK-105 and I need it stat.

Thanks, man. Bye. It's like you know a guy. It's like we can have this put together if you want, you know, something like that. Thank goodness. I...

I need a good AK. I have a trash. I have what? Well, no, you said my zap. My, uh, you're, you have an M 92, uh, SBR. That's pretty nice. I, I gave you a fucking bake light today. Cause I'm like, I was like, eh, he had a polymer magnet. I'm like, yeah, homie needs a, a bake light in this setup. I was like, thank you. I'm excited to run that one. We all got our guns. Like I, I'm enjoying the shit out of that. We need to bring you on one or just do one with you. That'd be fun. Yeah.

I thought I wanted to do we all have to pick a sub son a rifle that's suppressed and then build out our favorite loadout for that class warfare for bows

- Bro, you down? - Yeah. - Let's do it. - You don't have like 180 pound draw. - I'm not that strong yet. I'm doing up to it. - I don't have the boatism, but I would love to get involved in that. - The sad irony about war bows that I've learned is like for a, you like stave, a piece of like wood, just like a stick, a bendy stick, it costs me like a thousand bucks when you start getting into the higher draw weight. It's ridiculous dude. - Wait, like when does it break the thousand dollar?

I mean, you're talking like 800 and up when you're like getting up to like the 90 pound and plus. Because I mean, to have a material that thin, but to be able to have that strong of a draw weight, you need insane tensile strength for wood. Yeah. Like it's your wood and guys that know how to work on it and actually make them to where they're going to be good too. It's like who the hell's out there making war bows? It's a really interesting niche now that I think about it. Yeah. Yeah.

You need to learn. You brought me in on the tism. On the tism, dude. Yeah. Dude, we got Brandon shooting. Brandon's actually getting into compound bows. Oh, hell yeah. Hopefully. When I go to the archery range and I see the guys shooting compound bows, I feel like I'm in a hot air balloon watching like an F-22 Raptor fly by. They're like, their groupings are like this small, like a hundred yards. And I'm over here like, um,

God wills it. It's like gone. I'm like, ah, shit. It's eating dirt with it. St. George, bless this one. Inshallah, this shall find a blasphemer. Yeah, these freaking nerds have their laser range finder for their bows. I'm like, get the

Get the hell out of here, dude. Dude, we got Brandon. Laser range. Like, they're like laser. Like how I do mine at like 20s in my backyard is at 20. So we know exactly. I'm like, here, Brandon. They know their whole. They have their zeros. It's nerds. It's a fun time. Dude, Brandon fucking hit targets. He was like...

He's like, okay, I can get into this. He's like, okay, I can get into this. It's addicting. When you hear the thwack of a target, you're like, oh yeah, that's nice. My favorite part was when you were, because I was saying one of my insecurities when I was pulling back the compound bows, I was using so much strength on it because I was worried if I let it go even a little bit, it's just going to come back forward and I'm just going to send one in the dirt. And Eli's trying to demonstrate. He's like, oh, you don't really have to, once you get past that point, boom, and he pulls it back. He's like, you really don't have to put any effort into it.

sails one over his face. My bad. He's just like, bah!

ah i was like my man i gotta go get that because for the most part compound bows you're like ah relax yeah but there is that the second it does hit that little you can relax too much crying boom they'll put this inside real quick but it is like 60 pounds is bows are weird poundage because cody has 60 pound you have a mine's 80. matthew matthew's 80 pounds that's

A little pullback on that one. That's like, got it. Launch it. Shoot 300 miles an hour. What was yours? 60? 62. I'm going there. Yeah. 62. But it's a 30 inch. 30 inch 62 is different from a 32, 34, right? You know both. Say it again.

30 inch, 62 pounds. Oh yeah. Like your draw versus a 34 that's 60 pounds. Cause the more leverage you have, easier it is to pull it back. His bow. So yours is way tighter cause it's smaller. Well,

Yeah, it is, baby. Yeah, it is. Damn, Skippy. Go on. I think I'm done. All right. But it's a blast. Like, if anyone out there, get into bows. You got me into bows. It is the most. It's just calming. You just need to shoot bows, have a good time. Throw in a podcast. Just twang it away, dude. Fucking 30 rounds. 20 rounds in your exhaust. Yeah.

It's like a workout. Like when I shoot my heavy bow, I feel like up in my traps and my back. I'm like, Ooh, I'm cooked. There's a point where I reach where I'm like, man, that's it for the day. Cause we did it on fight night the other day. And like, after that I was like, Ooh, I woke up the next morning. I'm like, man, I got, that's kind of sore. Cause we were shooting bows for like a little while. I've got shit that's sore that I'm not used to being sore. My buddy dash, he can pull 160 pounds and he's like pretty much the only thing in the gym that can replicate it is like super wide grip pull-ups.

It's like the only thing that can kind of replicate it. Dude, 160 pounds is fucking wild. It's insane. I can only, like, with his, like, if I get, like, really, like, lean into it. You're tightening your lats. Yeah. I, like, I will either do a down-up or an up-down. I think the up-down is easier because you can be, like,

pull like you're doing a push pull into it I'm surprised you I would assume like bent over rows or something like that where you're like on the bench like pulling back like that I don't I thought so too but I mean I'm going off what he says and he pulls way more weight than I do 160 pounds that arrow is cooking those arrows they get they jump up in size too it's like the thickness of almost your thumb like that arrow

so i'm wondering if you get an advantage at that point like to up the weight of the arrow yeah oh well we're shooting a hundred grain i want to say like our arrows are 400 400 spine 100 grain tips yeah those have to be what's your like a thousand grain i guess like they're heavy reference on weight a thousand grain arrows i think so the 50 caliber is about 660 grain

so you're using something that's roughly 50 caliber 50 more than 50 caliber so we were testing against I have a 600 pound medieval crossbow and I got from Todd's workshop and 600 pound yeah so I need a goat's foot lever to get it back so I have a leverage to get it back you have a bolt you fire it up against armor that he had his bow at 160 pounds did better than my 600 pound crossbow

Is it punching through armor? So he had a much better bodkin tip, so it could penetrate armor a lot better. Mine, like, it would just, like, essentially bounce off. And I was trying, like, a bodkin style, like, a sharp point, and it just wasn't doing the same damage that his was. It's vile. Have you guys tried that against modern body armor? No. I feel like the analog, I mean, I'm down to try it, but...

i think he's done it before plates with slow-mo that's yeah even both like 160 even your bow 106 pounds i think i was talking to adam about that the sloan like the high speed guys that yeah ballistic high speed that's a good video i want to see what a 600 pound crossbow does to a skull well the problem is those crossbows aren't they're not that efficient

Compared to like a modern crossbow. Go on, why? So, I mean, you got to think it's a short metal bow. You're taking advantage of the TISM audience. Oh, that's interesting. That sounds like something nerds would love. Keep going. It's like the energy. He's much smarter at this shit than I am. Like the energy transfer just isn't as efficient as like the modern compound bows, like or crossbows, I should say.

And it's like, yeah, it's 600 pounds. That sounds really cool. But it's just like, it's such a short length of travel with the bow on the crossbow. And it's just not as good as like with how long he can pull back with the bow. It's like way more energy is getting transferred into that arrow. Cause like speed. I guess I kind of explained it. Yeah, you do. You do really good. All right.

Speed does a lot better, but at the same time, you have a law of diminishing returns with a certain point, like with certain materials that you're using to transport at that speed. Yeah. So I was just thinking like, that would be wild if you, like, I was just translating that to bullet technology. I'm like, I would love to see

if you had some serious hardcore, like the hardened steel, hardened tips. You have, let's say, a MA55A1, that sort of really solid tip. But you carved it almost like a drill bit toward the end with the rifling. It's kind of like G9. You ever use G9 ammo?

They have an external copper hollow point. Yeah, I have. And so for their 9mm rounds, they're like, what is it? Some of them are like 80 or 70 grains or something like that. I feel like somebody gave me some of those on the campaign trail. Really? Yeah. Dude, phenomenal defensive ammo. I just ordered some for my .45 ACP on a tryout. But anyway, yeah. But if you had a hardened steel. But imagine hardened steel. Well, no, no, no. For the .45 ACP, I think it was 170 grain. And then for like a 9mm, it was like...

70 to 90 like 80 grains like that's super light very light light yeah very light but it's cooking out of that gun and it's external copper hollow point but just imagine like sharpened tungsten on the tip of a round like that like that would be sick i'm that's a video i am 100 certain that like crane or somebody like that has done this research before and they've they've got results but i'm really curious to see what would happen it's gnarly dude

We're going to see in the comments now where the autism people are like, yes, we need to test all of this. So if you have proprietary military knowledge on how that would work out, please let me know because I, as an autist on the internet, am curious. I would like to know. If you're a big War Thunder guy and you want to leak some documents. Use my code. Donut operator. WarThunder.com. Use code treason for 20% off.

I'm going to ask all. Could you imagine getting to run that ad? Yeah, dude. Treason. We had come for a long time. We can make that happen. Treason. Running code treason on a War Thunder ad would be wild. We had come 20 for a long time. Oh, I know. Oh, my God. I would love that. Cody, after show, close us out, big boy.

Bye, everyone. Thank you for joining the Unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli, Double Tap Administrator Zolt, my favorite baby boy. Brandon Herrera. Second favorite baby boy. Donut Operator. Join us on the after show on Patreon. Please, Unsubscribe podcast. We love you. We'll talk about bows. We'll talk about girls. Gross. That's gay. We'll talk about bows.

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