160 - The Fat Electrician Vs Communism ft. Administrative Results | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 160
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Fungal infection? You talking about my ex-girlfriend? Genghis Khan is just like, why won't anyone talk to me? Guess what doesn't exist anymore? Nazi Germany. Go f*** yourself. Oh f***, Admin's here. I'm so sorry. I'd like to speak to my lawyer, please. I thought that said poop tea for a minute. This is my favorite. That's what I just made, dude. You're drinking the poop tea, dude? I just made a heavy batch of poop tea before this, man. I could smell it when I went in there. It was thick, man. I was like, mmmm.

We forgot to count down. That was the most mismatched fucking shit in the world. At your own pace, gentlemen. Let the editor worry about it. Fire at will. This is what happens when you come off of multiple days of filming and then filming podcasts. It's fine. Everything else. It's fine. It's okay. I was a little cold sitting here, and then my arm touched Nick, and I got radiated by his Iowa heat. It was pretty sick. It's the hatred of communism. Our elbows touched, and I was like, I actually feel warmer now. I'm good.

This is sick. If you're ever freezing to death in a cabin with me, just ask me about Karl Marx. It'll warm up. I can't fucking sweaty facts. The enemy team's watching. Just the IR signature blinds you. Nick's soapbox heater. It's like, okay, yeah, start talking about it more. There's certain topics you can kind of trigger Nick over history and he starts charging up like Godzilla. It's like Tony Stark making a new...

I like to harass Nick about history topics because I can kind of push his buttons. I'm like, dude, I think Michael Vittman was a, was the best tank ace of world war two. And he starts getting, he gets so mad, dude.

I mean, Michael Vittman, he was a very effective tank panzer commander. Right up until he got fucking killed by a Sherman. Well, right up until he got killed by a Sherman. But I mean, the Sherman wasn't even that good compared to German armor. All right. Well, I want a chance to talk for, you know, in this episode. I always need my wine.

My one chance to talk in an unsubscribe episode. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Fat. Mr. Administrative Results, the Fat Electrician, and hello, I am Donut Operator. Thank you so much for watching us. Woo! Okay, go. You guys fight. Hi, everyone. I'm not going to talk anymore. Cody just gets up and walks. My job is done.

I mean, personally, I think German leadership was probably one of the best of World War II. Of course, they were hampered by Adolf Hitler's poor decisions. Yeah, led them all the way to fucking losses twice. All the way there. I don't know. I just personally disagree. Which German leaders? Oh, you know. Heinz Guderian, the inventor of the Blitzkrieg. Oh, really? Even though it was Percy Hobart and it was a well-known fact that Heinz Guderian had all of Percy Hobart's notes and he spent the last fucking three decades before World War II developing the Blitzkrieg? That guy? Yeah.

Never heard of Percy, but I mean, Heinz Guderian sounds pretty cool. You ever heard of the funnies? You know, all the Sherman tanks that had like the flails on the front and like the roads and shit. He invented all that shit. Yeah. I watched your video. Yeah. Good. Okay. Good. Okay. I just personally disagree. So I told you, you can push his buttons. It's actually pretty fun. I can't, I can't do this, dude. We need, uh,

the gang does and we just send Nick to a communist country. And he has to live there for a month? I'll get murdered immediately. And we need to document the entire thing. What do you mean? Can I get my... It's going to be Nick fighting like 10 starving people at the same time. Do you like the...

This is my bread now. Yeah, he's going to be on the doom pile when all the starving communists are coming up and he's just fighting them. This is my soup line. I'm like Hades from the Hercules Disney movie. Get your slimy souls off me. Stop touching me. Get your slimy souls off me. Old fucking James Wood, huh? Yeah.

Speaking of that. Who wants to come on the podcast? I've been speaking with him recently. I can't wait. Dude, I'm excited. I'm so excited. I'm stoked for you guys. You were lining up candy to send to a seat. Yeah. A piece of candy. Yeah. There's gonna be a piece. Yeah. Candy's just coming up here. No. Oh, piece of candy. Dude, this is really fucking good. This is surprisingly good. Yeah. Poop tea.

slaps are we sponsored by them or are you just saying it's good no like why are you saying it's good if we're not being paid by them we call them poop because the truth matters i think when we call them poop tea yeah please it don't matter open it just just pop it just pop it that's fucking surprisingly good i didn't try the mango oh that's easy too yeah that's dangerous is there alcohol in it yeah it's five percent caffeine

Maybe. You know what that just made me think of? Spiked iced tea. Like tubing down the river. Yes. Ooh, that sounds nice right now. And we're not even sponsored by them. Fuck. That's surprising. That is dangerous. Yo, Poop Tea. Until you pay us, we're not saying your fucking name. That's good. Y'all, you got...

You're good down there. Holy shit. Hey, that's a nice thing. Yo, poop tea if you want to sponsor this. We'll take it. We'll stop calling you poop tea. Until then, that's all we're going to call you, but you taste really good. We're going to keep drinking it, though. Just bully them into a sponsorship. It'll be great. I'm going to call you poop until I put my mouth on you. Science.

So, oh my God. We're joined by our boy today. Dude, we have a lot to talk about. First off, you got to do your real set. Like first real set. Everyone, we already discussed this one time. We did Tiny Guns 3. We all dressed up in different World War II attires. Nick looked like he just can time travel through. I belonged.

Dude, you put you in a Civil War outfit. I'd be like, that dude was in the Civil War. He was in the Iowa Regiment. All you guys look so fucking good. The American soldier sitting there on the stone wall. That was so cool. By the way, guys, I don't know if this is going to be as high energy as it normally is because we've been filming nonstop for like 48 hours.

hours. So what Cody's hand here now raise it 15 degrees and that's what his role was. I was like tired up to here. Tired up to here. Cody looked fucking everyone just looked the best and I told corridor. So when talking with Jake and everyone writing the roles, you were the one I was like, hey, you can give admin lines and try

I trust he's going to do a really good job of carrying himself on camera and I fucking nailed it. I never worked with you, but I watch your little interactions and how you carry yourself on your own. I was like, that dude knows what he's doing on camera. Thanks, man. That means a lot, dude. I was like, my boy nailed it. And even Jake was like, bro, you fucking nailed that to a T. Because I was like, here, here, here, here, here. Good. Okay. Go. Fucking go. You're the only one I had no reference to. I don't know how Nick's going to be on camera. You're just like, just.

Make him the angry guy in the background. He's going to be perfect, which is exactly what I strive to be. You just ask our majors, like, what's a good goddamn morning? You're the fucking weatherman. Yeah, exactly. What the hell would you know? Unless I'm going to be angry, don't have me act. Bye.

But how was that? Like your first, that was a blast. That was really fun. Being a part of something like that with a high production crew, like a lot of guys with experience being filmed by a red camera. That was, that was pretty sick, man. Getting to show up and just not have to worry about making the video. That was so much fun. Like I, like when you make a YouTube video, like when I do my LARP videos, I'm still always like doing some level of planning of some kind organizing. If there's extras having them organized. So it's like you're directing, you're producing your tech, like writing. I don't really write that much, but.

Getting to show up and just be like, all right, dude, here's your line. Say it. All right, you're good. I think that was nice. Even doing like shot angles, you have to think about that going into those things. And this is the first time you're like, I'm talent. Yeah. In between takes were just like legs out, just sitting like soldiers. What's up? I was really getting immersed in my role. Yeah. Nick, how was that for you? That was your first... I mean, you've been doing filming for like two years. Yeah. Yeah, it was fine. And then you're just tossed into a corridor digital, which...

Dude, I grew up since 2010 watching those. Yeah, that's a huge deal. That to me is what blew me away the most. I was like, dude, I'm in a corridor digital production right now. Like younger me would have been blowing his load at the thought of that. Like that is, it's a big deal. That's exciting. I've never watched a corridor video besides Teeny Guns 2 with you. And you call it Teeny Guns. Teeny Guns, whatever. Which is how I know you've never watched a corridor video. I love the Teeny Guns series.

I went into it with the attitude of like, I'm an E2 in World War II. I know exactly how to portray this fucking character. I don't want to be here. Cody, for you, that was a perspective. You've done stuff in the past. Yeah, Cody, you've been a Nazi before. According to Twitter. Well, that one time when I was a cop, you know. That one time on Reddit for nine years. No, that was a good fucking time, man.

Apologies for almost having a fucking heat stroke out there. We're in that heavy German wool uniform. Oh, yeah. The German uniforms were way worse than the American ones. Lord have mercy. But no, that was a good time, man. I've acted before and having Sam's guidance out there was really fucking cool, man. Especially you. You helped pump.

Pump me up. That was good, man. Yeah. It's all about body language on camera. It's weird. Like the idea of doing this. And it's completely different forms of content. When you have to. Hey, you have this. I have to carry myself this way because the camera's angled like this. Those little nuances. Mm-hmm.

never think about until you start directing yeah because i was supposed to be a strong german commander who's killing the american and you're like no just like just roll your shoulders back yeah get that get that prussian posture get that chest out pop that chest bro then you then just fucking nazi cody came out yeah dude yeah i've never done that before

No, that was such a good fucking time, man. I wish we could. It's wild how many people we got out there, too, man. That is. Dude, you see all the comments, right? As this is going to be a couple weeks in, but everyone's posting their pictures on IG. Everyone's.

stoked right now as they should be this is a fucking oh we're doing war as the boys dude i mean it was yeah every gun youtuber pretty much yeah i mean a lot of the big ones that's significant portion i think there's yeah yeah at least in like our group of friends it was everybody

That's a monster. I was going to say there are certain moments like if we had actual sized M1s or actual sized rifles, there was moments where I was like, dude, it could be like a reenactment. Like it was very immersive, I will say. Like the uniforms we all had on looked pretty dialed in. Like everyone had the right movement. Everyone had the right vibe to them because like you'll watch certain like pieces like short films or war movies and you can just kind of tell which guys don't know how to like hold guns or move or how to like move tactically. And then even moving tactically in the correct places

period style. I feel like we captured that. Like we weren't trying to be like high-speed operators or like the modern, like Vets of the Global Run. Stack up on the door. Yeah. It was like, like when you watch like, you know, old, even war footage, like how they're like moving, they're like very casual because they've been like doing this for days on end. They're just like very used to the combat. Um,

Like they're not trying to be like punching out, working workspace. Like there's definitely like a feel to it that you gotta portray. - And Sam thankfully, Sam and Corder, they really did a good job of letting us like adapt on the fly. And I told you, we had that conversation. I was like, you do not know how long this would have fucking taken. Taking just regular dudes that have never been in the military, police, anything like that. And then throwing them in and it's like, hey, do you know how to hold the gun? No. Okay, this is movement.

That shoot, those fucking two days would have taken a week at minimum trying to work with people that have never held a gun or anything. He's also working with people. We asked Jake about it. He's working with people who are comfortable in front of cameras too. He's working with, what was there, like eight or nine YouTuber guys out there? People that do this for a living. And he was saying, dude, this is a fucking easy shoot to do. You guys are already comfortable. We can easily coach you. Just roll through, roll through, roll through each scene.

Sam, that's what Sam, Sam was like, I was, I was, I'm not going to lie. It's going to, it's going to take longer. Uh, but you guys killed it. Yeah. Like I, seriously, I thought it was going to be like at least three days, four days, but day and a half. You did really good. Sam's autistic. Good company, brother. Good company. Me and Jay talked about that. I was like, you don't say it's autistic, right? He's like, no, he's not. I was like, look, how much does he make eye contact? He's like, what?

Oh my God. And his is just filming, directing, and he's fucking so good. He is locked in. I was watching him work and I was like, this guy's a performer.

I need you to more like this. And then it's like working the camera. Oh, I messed that up. Reset. Boom. Yeah. He's going at it. I loved it. I was stoked for that one. Cody almost died though. Yeah. It's just heat exhaustion. Cody. Bro. I drank a gallon of water that day too, man. But wearing that heavy wool uniform and we were in the sun too. There wasn't that much shade. So I kept trying to wonder back to the shade.

And there for a minute, I was like, no, I'm going down. And Sam was like, all right, the rest of your scene is sitting down. Thank you, Sam. Please. I was like, oh, this looks good. And it worked. Yeah. I was like, okay, that's fine. It was such a good time. I'm glad you all partaked in that. It was an honor, man. That was really fun. It was two days of fun. Part of me, though, like looking back at all the pictures that we have that are cool. I was like, fuck.

I wish we had real actual size guns for some of these pictures because it looks so much cooler. It's like maybe perhaps with Pepperbox...

We have the funds now. I know. We should do that. That would be cool, though, like Aaron was saying for the next shoot, like bring out full-size guns, even if we're doing tiny guns or whatever. Let's do a fucking World War II skit. I know, do a little fucking LARPing or World War II skits or something. I got a comment. It's like Band of Bubbas. Band of Bubbas. Just jumping into war. Oh, hell yeah.

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Which was the division that was all the old guys? Which one was it? You just did a video on it. The old bastards. Oh, yeah, the old 77th. Technically, we were all a bunch of old bastards. Somebody actually made a comment that I didn't even realize because the 77th was what Desmond Doss was attached to, which is a Hacksaw Ridge movie. And somebody made the comment and they were like,

I actually didn't – I was annoyed when I first watched this movie because all of the people in his unit were like old as shit compared to what they would have been in World War II. But now I realize that that's actually correct, that they were all 30-year-olds. Wait. Hold the fuck on. This is – OK. I don't know. So 77th ID was originally a guinea pig unit. So basically it was one of the first three units that was entirely comprised of draftees.

So out of those three, out of the three divisions, they're like, well, let's take all the old guys and put them in one division squared away. And the idea was going to be that they wanted to run basically experiments on them to see like how hard you could push a 30, 30 year old, uh,

in a combat situation just so they had data for like if it turned into like absolute war like we have to start drafting 40 year olds what are they going to be capable of so they took them they trained them for two years they had them do like uh mountain warfare up in the snow they had them do desert warfare out in arizona was it that can i guess that was probably one of the most squared away you know it was it was the most combat effective unit in the pacific in all of world war ii it was like if you took all of our friends like us

And threw them into fucking... I don't think if you take all of us right now and toss it out and you're like, guys, I know you made a lot of money. Now you make a grand a month. You're gonna die. There ain't no hoes in the Pacific, dawg.

You're telling me I'm going to be gone from my pleasure palace of a wife for four years in the Pacific? Making a grand a month? Okay, I meant squared away mature guys, but that's fine. It's shit on Cody again podcast. No, I'm not saying that was a positive. Actually, that was a compliment. It's the chair, Cody. It's the chair. But yeah, no. So they put all the old guys in one fucking division and the average age was 33 years old.

And then they ended up getting sent out to the Pacific and they shit on everybody. They were wrecking house bad. So the only reason I guessed that was my Charlie 219. Good old basic train here. Mine was the one platoon that had we platoon has like 40 to 50 soldiers. Yeah, we had 28 specialists.

So these are all college grads and then up to 35-year-olds going into – Oh, yeah. So the older guys always do better. Yeah. So we have like everyone's just – and basic training, you have like E1s to E3. No matter what, you might have one or two specialists. If you're a specialist, you have a degree. So we had like 20-something going into my platoon. Dang.

My drill sergeant at the end, he's like, you guys have been real. Like we had cake. We had a radio. We had all this shit going into week three. He's like, oh, you guys are really squared away. He wasn't fucking with like 18-year-old retards. That's how these guys were too because they were like they were going through all this. So this would have been 1940, early 19, late 1942, early 1943. They were going through basic. They took the 77th division and that was a division that was like their best force.

unit that they had stood up and that was who they chose to do a parade for winston churchill to like show off no shit yeah so like they were squared away from the beginning and then they ended up sending them to the pacific and they were at the battle of um they were at the battle of latee and they showed up to they they won a battle got sent to go on fucking leave for like three weeks on an island and then the battle of latee happened and they're like

Okay, we need these guys. So they turn the ships around from leave and dropped them off at Leyte, one of the bloodiest fucking battles in all the Pacific. And they show up and they're like, all these Marine units and Army units are just halted. Like the island's cut in half. The Japanese government already said, like, Leyte is going to be a decisive battle in this fucking war. They're throwing everything they have at it. These are people that will die. Die.

Oh, yeah. They're not surrendering. Yeah. No surrender. Yeah. They were telling the civilian populace at that time, hey, jump off cliffs instead of get captured. Yeah.

Yeah, that was not a good time. That was a couple years later, but yeah. So, like, I mean, it's just the island's cut in half and they got people getting supplied on the back end from both sides. And the 77 is like, fuck it. Let's go make an amphibious landing on the other side of their island and cut off their supplies. And they did it, got cut off from everybody else for like three weeks straight. And they racked – it was like a fucking 56 to 1 KD ratio thing.

And they were, they became the only, so they took over the Harbor that everybody else was getting supplied by and an amphibious landing ship for the Japanese showed up with new troops and they pulled up and they had M one 10 tank destroyers and artillery. They're the only infantry division to sink a major naval vessel during world war two from land. The dude with the M one 10 just fucking lighting up a shit, not a boat, a ship. And they sank it.

And then they took over like the entire fucking island. It was all of them had like nukes. What is it? The, when you kill so many bed,

Call of Duty. Call of Duty when you get a kill streak. They had kill streaks. Massive kill streaks. You imagine us in that situation. There's a bunch of 18-year-olds running around popping off their guns and stuff. And we're like, no, pull that fucking artillery over here and shoot at that.

- Ship. It's got big bullets in it. Shoot at that ship right there. - I've played a number of Battlefield games, right? Playing in a tank, you shoot down a plane and you are on cloud nine. It feels so good. I could not imagine the high of taking down a actual ship with a tank destroyer. Dude, that guy must've been just like, that gunner must've been freaking stoked out of his mind. - Dude, that team. Oh dude, you know everyone was like, "Bruh!" - He's just walking around, taking his helmet off.

They have a Japanese ship on their tank for kills. I explained this in the video, but I know that you'll get this right away. So when their first battle, they showed up. Fuck, I forget what battle it was. It was a battle where the army units were not performing very well because they were mostly draftees. And the Marine Corps was in charge of the theater. And they showed up and the Marine Corps guys were like, fuck, it's a bunch of old dudes. I'm just going to piecemeal them out as reinforcements to everybody else.

and uh the marine corps general was so disappointed with i think it was like the 73rd infantry or whoever whoever was already there yeah he relieved their general of command and put another dude in charge which is fucking wild for a marine corps general to relieve an army general of command because he's disappointed in their performance and then the 77th shows up and all of his marine corps units like bro these guys can fucking these guys can throw down so he's like

and i'm gonna send the whole division up to make an amphibious landing and they made this amphibious landing and uh the marines that were stationed on the actual ships one of them like famously said look at those old bastards go because it was just like slow as smooth smooth as fast and they just like marched right up the fucking beach and everything went perfect and that became their nickname the old bastards and uh

So from there, after that happened, they went through this whole battle, kicked ass, and then all the Marines started calling them the 77th Marine Division because they were too good to be Army. It was like, bro, if you weren't in the military, you don't understand what a compliment that is. Marines are not good at giving compliments. That's the highest compliment they know how to give. That's what you do. The Army, you're opposite. God damn, dude. And they had to scale the mountainside, right?

Yeah, they were the ones that... So there was one unit that had just gotten eaten up at Hacksaw Ridge. The Escarpment Hacksaw Ridge. They got fucking just demolished, like two-thirds casualties. And then they sent in... They had the 77th waiting in reserve, so that would have been the Battle of... Fuck, not Saipan. Um...

Damn it. I forget the island. That would end. It was like the bloodiest battle. And, um, they, they basically had the 77th waiting in reserve to figure out like where the problem area was because they were the problem solvers. And then once a whole division got ate up at hacksaw Ridge, they sent in the 77th and they're the ones that got it done. And that's where Desmond Doss had his whole movie and everything. Yeah.

Which also, shout out to that dude. That's fucking... I don't know how... If a private came up and was like, I don't want a gun. I just want to save humans. Like, you sure, dawg? Like, I don't... Yes. I don't see how it plays out. Exactly. Fine, I'll take his M1. Thanks, dawg. Crazy thing about him is if you actually read like all the shit from the dudes that were there, it's way crazier than that movie.

that movie. And a lot of the times it's what they have to do with Medal of Honor stories is they have to downplay. Tone it down, yeah. Yeah, they have to tone it down and Hollywood's done this even with Audie Murphy. They're like, no one's going to believe this shit. You stormed. As Audie Murphy is playing himself in a movie they're like, no, tone it down. I know you were there and this is about you, but no, that didn't happen. And that's not shitting. That's what happens. It's like, no one's going to believe this. Sir, that's me. Trust me.

not viable. Audemars Piguet charging one of his Medal of Honors is like four machine gun nests. No. So that was when his best friend got killed. He got pissed off and fucking took out four machine gun nests by himself. His Medal of Honor. This is like assaulting machine gun nests by yourself.

I'm assuming those were MG42s. Yeah. They faked surrendering and then shot his best friend that he'd been through all the training and shit with and killed him. And he lost his shit and took out a lot of dudes.

He killed how many? Like he killed. I don't know. So, you know, the movie Fury, the final battle scene is. So the movie Fury Brad Pitt's character is based off a Lafayette pool, the best tanker. But the final battle scene is based off of Audie Murphy.

Because Audie Murphy, it wasn't a Sherman tank. It was an M110 tank destroyer. But he had all of his guys go wait in the wood line while he fucking fought an entire SS battalion by himself on a flaming M110 tank destroyer. And that's when he earned the Medal of Honor. God, that goes so hard. He was like 5'2".

He was 5'6". Because he got rejected by the Marines. Because they said he was too short. And then he ended up being the most decorated soldier of World War II. Huge mistake. When you have a medal called the Audie Murphy Award, that's an army medal. Dang. You know you did something good in that time. You had two silver stars, an iron cross, and

He had everything. Dude was just a fucking hard ass. Just racked up. He looks like one of those North Korean generals. Yeah. When they fucking just put every metal they can on them, even though they've never done anything. Yeah, you have to read his, like, some of his battles just seem like he's making it up.

Ain't no way. MG42s and you're just running at them, killing the entire nest. And you're like, not good enough. Still angry. Yeah. Run to the next one. We can't kill this guy. What do you call it? The main character? Yeah. Plot armor. The main character. Yeah, dude. He had the plot armor the entire time. Main character syndrome, dude. He's like, this is my war. Dude, you... Side note for you...

we've all discussed this your new content you are doing is some of our favorite shit oh bro you're like your character breakdowns are so fucking good and i don't watch i'm i'm terrible friend i don't watch a lot of my friends content i like watch segments i can sit down and just watch like your full breakdown like i love this movie oh man i don't even know about that fucking oh

watch that watch yeah because you did um you did danny archer yeah from blood diamond and then you did um sicario guy from sicario what else have you done uh i did uh i did the i did like a the characters from predator breakdown i'm gonna do as good it wasn't as relevant of a topic but i still enjoyed the movie so i had to get out of my system but those those have been the the three i've done so far i gotta do heat soon and i got i was gonna do another one i totally forgot about but

Heat's on the docket. Do you have a specific character for Heat, if you can say it right now? Well, of course. There's Hannah, and then there's going to be Neil, of course, and then Chris. There's some fun things there. We'll really see if it's like... I kind of try and run the gambit with the characters. I feel like with certain things, like the historical breakdown, I feel like for Heat, we'll be kind of like...

maybe not as in depth as say like blood diamond could be. Cause there's so much like layers to like the blood diamond conflict that made it really easy to make a video on. That was good, dude. Yeah. Explaining fucking Zimbabwe and all that stuff. Yeah. Like a good rough explanation. I can't do a good history breakdown like Nick. I'm just not smart enough. So you just did a history segment on someone that doesn't exist. I think you're pretty, I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I was like, I just learned about this character.

He's not real. He's not real. Yeah, that's the real life factors that made a fictional character, right? Does the audience know about our watches? I never talked about it before. Well, yeah. So Cody and I have the Breitling Chrono Avenger, and it's an expensive watch, but it's the watch that Leonardo DiCaprio wore as Danny Archer in Blood Diamond.

So that's the big significance of it. Us being massive nerds for the movie, we dropped the Skrilla on it, and now we have the watch. Gorgeous watch. Yeah. I'm not a big watch guy, and I always wanted this watch. Like Rolexes don't interest me. I'm like, hey, cool. If you got one, good for you. If you got other cool watches, I don't care. I just wanted this one. So I dropped the dough on it when I hit 500,000 subs, and I was like, this is a treat for myself. So yeah.

And I plan to pass it on to my kids. Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, I'm going to give it to John one day. Yeah. Why do dudes like that? And your locket. And my... Yeah. What?

So he's working in Africa. There's obviously not a lot of money there. Why would a guy like that carry a several thousand dollar watch? Definitely bartering. Yeah. For sure. I can see that. Get out of a tough situation. Yeah. Yeah. If he has to deal with Commander Zero. Oh, Commander Zero. You are the man, huh? You are the man. You are the man. We are the man, Desiree. I was thinking about that situation. I was like, man, I'd just be...

You don't know who will kill you. Crazy concept out there for anyone that's never been to a third world country. Life is not as important. Yeah. People will kill you for a phone with no question asked. And I think Blood Diamond did a good job, especially with the children's soldiers. Yeah. Like children's soldiers. Most terrifying thing, in my opinion, I was like, these kids have no moral compass. Yeah.

and just snap just because it's such a lose-lose on all fronts yeah you're taking away the innocence of children and then if you have to fight kids imagine have to live the rest of your life knowing you smoked a bunch of kids or trying to kill you because they were in a terrible circumstance themselves like that and didn't know it and did it had no idea didn't even know it and lied to a lot of the time because uh wow what's the why don't we give in drugs yeah

What's the African war movie where it follows the child soldier? Oh fuck. The one on Netflix. Yeah. The like, yeah. It's like something beast.

Son of Beast. Son of the Beast. Belly of the Beast. Something like that. It's horrible, though. I haven't seen that one. Dude, if you want a brutal war movie, that one. Because it follows a child's story. Is that the one where it shows the Bam Bam and everything? Where they make the fucking seven-year-old kids snort gunpowder and cocaine? And kill adults. And then go and it's like, this makes you invincible. So then the kid's like, oh, I'm not going to die if I go in this gun battle and go fight people. Yeah.

It shows everything. It is a hard-ass movie to watch. A hard watch, but really good. It won a lot of awards. What is it?

Yeah, that. Well, there's that one scene that kind of shows the duality of man in Blood Diamond where the bridge where Danny Archer is saying, ram through them, just ram through them when they're driving the car. Yeah. And the one guy that's riding with him is like, no, no, I just need to talk to him. And they end up shooting that guy. The child soldiers end up shooting him. That's why it's terrifying. You're like...

Fuck that. Beast of No Nation, you will love and hate it at the same time. If you have not watched it, dude. I know it exists. I gotta go watch it. That is Blood Diamond level on Lego. You know what that reminds me of? Like, I think my favorite death of any character in any action movie ever is from World War Z.

where the one researcher is trying, they're in like South Korea and they're running back into the C-130 and he slips and accidentally shoots himself. I was like, that's exactly the type of dumb shit that would happen in real life. All right, don't get me on fucking World War Z right now, dude. Why? What do I not know? What did I do? You know my whole sleeve is World War Z, right?

No! Oh, I know the sleeve. I didn't realize that's what it was. Yes, World War Z because they fucked up the movie so bad. It was pretty bad. Oh no, was there a book? The book's way better. The book is so good, man. The book follows around. It's several chapters.

of learning how different people dealt with the zombie apocalypse. So you got like Navy divers, which is what mine is. They're at the bottom of the ocean, like trying to follow around zombies, seeing how they're still walking around, even though the pressure would kill them. And then there's like an army infantry guy that they follow around for a chapter. And then there's like a nun they follow around for a chapter.

And it's so fucking good. And all they had to do was turn that into an HBO miniseries or something like that. You know, like each episode was following around a certain character during the zombie apocalypse and it just fucked that movie. That's all I'm saying. Okay. All right. I agree. That one death in the C one 30. I know. I know.

So, like, yeah, I have to admit, like, that's the most realistic shit on the planet. Fucking idiot. I was surprised they gave him a gun in the first place. That was also true. I would have handed them a gun. He'd be like, what do I do? I'm like, yep, never mind. Yeah, you know what? But that's my thing. It's like, it's a complete newbie thing of, like, you gave somebody that's not a gun person a gun, and, of course, they were at a full sprint with their finger on the fucking trigger, because why wouldn't you do that, I guess? You know what I mean? Like...

All right. Also the fucking world war Z. Oh, I got Cody's test. No. Yeah. Yeah. They had fucking running zombies in that movie. No, because what they did is they went to Max Brooks, who was Melbrook's son, who wrote the book. Yep. And they said, we, you know, he probably just wanted to make money at the time. And they're like, Oh, what if we put Brad Pitt in a movie with running zombies? Yeah.

And then they didn't follow the fucking storyline of the book at all, which is like one of the most amazing books ever. Because they follow like how countries reacted to the situation. Yeah, like with North Korea removing teeth and shit. Yeah, and it was like, hey, and those countries worked really good. They're like, we don't care about our civilians anyways. Zombies, we really don't give a shit about them. You can get a lot of shit done when you don't care about human rights. Yeah. It's amazing. You're not going to have a zombie outbreak. Even I'll give communism credit for that. Get shit done quick.

In the movie, North Korea removed everyone's teeth so they couldn't bite anymore.

In the book, Cuba is the world's superpower. In North Korea, they don't know what's going on in North Korea and no one wants to touch it because they haven't seen any satellite activity there for so long. And they're scared if they go into North Korea, there's going to be some kind of booby trap that sets off nuclear weapons. So everyone leaves North Korea alone. And Cuba is the world's superpower because all the rich people from Miami started going there with all their money and shit. And yeah, I...

Sorry, I can go on about World War Z. Good. I like it. I think my biggest complaint with slow zombies, like in America, I don't think it would be an issue. Like maybe at first there's like a crowd of them, but everyone has guns here. Be like, hey, man, you still have to show up to your nine to five. We just got some walkers out in the parking lot. You got to go shoot real quick. Yeah, that's 100%. You still have to go to work. You got to think about how. For sure.

how many fucking stupid people there are that would get bit and that would just multiply by 10 every single fucking day. The part that makes me mad is that like, if we had, um, not world war Z, um, walking dead zombies, there would be fucking college students out there protesting that we, they like, they have rights and we shouldn't hurt them. I know, dude, I'm just, I'm just thinking about like, I, I'm not wrong though. There would be somebody with a fucking liberal arts degree out there being like, they should still be allowed to vote. Zombies have rights. Yeah. They,

They should be allowed to vote it through Congress that they can eat our brains. They have rights to compelling face the wall where I'm just thinking about living in like, like I live in a nice neighborhood right now. I think that like myself and one of my neighbors could be able to defend themselves. You're like, yeah, we got gated communities and yeah, but like,

Every other person in their house would become zombies. So they would be wandering up to my house and there would be, I don't know, a hundred, a hundred zombies out there. That would be really hard to defend myself.

I don't know. I counter argument. I think like those slow zombies, like from the walking dead, like four and a half, if I had a good breakfast and I wasn't even using a gun, I could probably go out and kill easily a hundred zombies. Like without, without, you know, without getting tired at the end of the day, like get a little bit of armor on. Like if I'm in like a full plate suit from like the medieval era and I have like a claw hammer, I'm gonna go out there, fatal funnel them down. Even if they like swarm me, I'm in a full plate armor. Like I'm going to be like, yeah, I'll be pinned there for a while. But I'm like, all right, this is going to suck.

But I could absolutely wreck a hundred slow-moving zombies. Realistically, the entire situation would be contained in a matter of months. And then the only zombies that would still be around would be on private ranches in Texas. And then rich people could shoot them from helicopters. Realistically, that would be what would happen. I just like Cody's cover story. My neighbors turned to zombies. I know.

look at all this food the way that they solve it in the book is so fucking good oh like the sandlers they would set up a square of like infantry men and then they would blast Metallica to draw them in and they would practice for headshot headshot headshot and they would just have thousands of bodies surrounding the square of infantry men

It's like, it's a really cool. I'll be so mad about the smell though. Yeah, it would suck. I mean, realistically, they already smell like dead bodies. I know. That's why I'd be so mad. Right. Now they're all around your house. You're like, God. You had to move all these dead bodies away from your house. You get fucking bulldozed. You're just pushing them off. You know what the most realistic, like a post-apocalyptic horror movie that triggers me the most is? A Quiet Place.

Cause that's exactly how I feel like what my life would actually be like in the apocalypse. Like now that I have a wife and kids, like it's just a quiet place is just like one epic saga of a father trying to get his family to shut up and quit trying to do stupid shit for like five minutes so they can not die. And then right off the bat, his kid, I'm going to shove batteries in a fire truck. Dad is a fuck.

He's just desperately trying to keep his family alive. It's the most realistic thing. It's impossible. If you're a dad, you're playing Apocalypse on fucking hardcore mode. There's no other way. Try explaining it to Ryden. Daddy, why are you being so quiet? I'm like, bro, shut the fuck up, Ryden. But daddy, this is an emergency type. Especially opening his own train tracks to Ryden would be like, dad, dad.

"Father, why are we around here?" "Go, go!" "Noooo!" "Eli's killed so many monsters." "Yeah, my son, he won't shud-"

I'm so tired. I'm so fucking tired. I'm so tired. You know what I mean? Ryan will probably figure out the frequency pretty quick, though. Daddy, they work off a frequency. Oh, thanks, kid. As he's wearing his headphones. He's like, this sound is really annoying, father. Listen, I don't hear anything. The monster's like, oh, shit.

Suppressing fire

All right, draw him out, kid. Dude, running zombies would suck dick, though, because that was the first time watching. 28 Days Later? That disease would really fucking suck. That would suck, yeah. Those would thankfully die in like 30 days where they starved to death, but that disease, you could see why it spread so fast. Yeah. Drop in blood, instant, like, fuck. What's his name? What was that actor? You mean when the drop of blood fell into his eye? From a crow or something? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. The crow was biting the body and it fell into his eye and he just instantly turned. And he was there with his daughter. Those are the two things. It's like, nah, running zombies and that disease. Rage.

No, thanks. Any disease. God, I forget what, who did the video. There was some doctor that did a video on how like, like the running zombies. He's like how it could actually work. And he just talks about how like your brain has, um, mechanisms in it that like prevents you from exerting so much strength that you tear muscles. Yes. You're, um, it's literally your, um, like your neuron, your, um,

Like your neural pathways and stuff. Like there's limits where your body's just like, nah, we're going to go ahead and let your muscles fail before they rip themselves in half. And he's like, theoretically, there's no reason a virus couldn't just override those. And like the zombies would have a hundred percent super strength literally until they rip themselves apart. He, and he's like, so theoretically you could have like 150 pound woman,

with more strength than a 250 pound man just because a 250 pound man's just running at 60 all the time and she's running at 110 with no limiters on yeah like the virus will obviously be pushing your adrenaline right fucking yeah and he like breaks down like that's terrifying no it's absolutely terrifying it's different than um kind of what happened in uh uh what's the video game that turned into a hbo series

Oh, the zombie one? Last of Us? Last of Us, because that is the ants that get infected by that, where the ants just crawl towards sunlight and then die, and then they'll spread it with other ants, but then the

it forms out of their head and body to get light or photosynthesis to live. And you're like, that's fucking terrifying. God, well, what's the, I, I granted, this is not real information, but like some of the, I don't know if it's real, but like some of the, where you like Rogan has these people on the talk about like fungus and shit. And they're like 30% of the soil everywhere on earth is just dead fungal material. And it's like, Oh, the, the giant earth, all of earth is one giant fucking mushroom. Um,

That's what wrapped everywhere. And that's why it makes the last of us so scary. Cause that was a fungal and how they started the last of us. That intro was like the hardest hitting intro. I mean, it was like that seventies or eighties talk show. And then that doctor's talking about all the things that fungus could do or fungal infections. And you're like,

Oh, yeah. That's where I'm scared. You have something controlling you with no fungal infection. How Japan optimized their subways? Like Japan, they're like trying to figure out how to optimize their subways or whatever. So they made like a fucking Petri dish with fungus on it and they had different drops of nutrients.

On all the locations, they made the Petri dish a copy of the city that they were trying to figure out. And the nutrient drops that they put were the main pickups of where they needed to pick people up for the subway station. And then they put the fungus in and the fungus just kind of branched out everywhere at random, figured out where the nutrients were, and then optimized its entire structure. And then Japan built their system.

like their subway system based off of what fungus did that to figure out the most efficient way to do it because like fungus just figured out the most efficient way possible that is terrifying it's horrifying isn't it what the fuck i'm like oh this isn't good i'm scared of fungi are you ready babe let's bring out big daddy what bad idea

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though. Like, look at every major power lifter, all the strongest. Ain't nobody rocking a fucking six pack. You gotta have the power belly. Yeah. They're up north and where it's cold, dude. You think they're trying to get shredded? Yeah. Get out of here, dude. There's like, that's a good thing, dude. It's like, if you look at certain geographies in the U S like they're, uh,

bodybuilder or it's like power lifting where it's cold. I were all like, all right, we're gonna do power lifting where it's warm. They're like, I got to look good shirtless. Dude. The dude that owns a gym that I lift at, he owns like three gyms in my town and that's it. It's like this really small chain. He has a, he has like three world records currently for bench pressing. Um,

His name's Jake. The dude has the record for like, he doesn't have a last name for like 200. I'm not going to say his last name, but he has a record for like 200, two 20 and two 45 pound, his weight pound bench press. Guess how much this dude was benching at like two 20.

550. 750. 600. It was like 960. What? And talking to him in person, he's like, oh yeah, no, I could feel the bones. I could feel my humerus is bending under the way. I'm like, that's fucking terrifying. Oh my God. Yeah.

Can I have some of his DNA? I don't know. Can I get some of his blood, dude? I don't know. Just could you ask for that? If he was, what if, what if Jake, uh, you said his name's Jake. Yeah. What if he, he was one of the zombies, you know? Yeah. Yeah. The ones that punch through their face. A zombie has Cody.

Cody just gets shredded in half. We're like, you guys are like, bye. We loved him so much. It's impressive what humans can do when they have one singular motivation in mind. You know what I mean? Oh yeah. Dude spent 10 years of his life. Like I want to be able to move the most weight from here to here. Like just one thing.

It's crazy. I want to binge press. There's only one thing I want in this life. To be able to push a small fucking car off my- Bro just hates gravity, dude. He just hates gravity. He's a gravity racist, dude. Yeah, he's like, you know gravity? Gravity, dude. I freaking hate it. That shit. Watch this gravity. I do weird drugs, okay.

Cody, what character would you like as a video game? Oh, man. Video game character? I don't know, dude. You guys got me on zombie mindset. That'd be cool if Aaron did something following the main character of...

World War Z. I'll probably quit doing all that stuff, though, and just lean into longbow content anyway. I was actually going to bring up longbow. Some of that shit blows my mind, actually. With longbow shit? Oh, yeah. Okay, this is the perfect transition. I have to bring up. Because I was like, dude, last time that was my favorite segment was everyone in the comments was like, you can talk more about longbows. We don't care. This is autistic communities just in heaven. Like,

- Oh bro, movies do the archers dirty. - Oh my God, I'm happy you brought that up. - Oh, they feel so dirty.

I watched The King where it's about King Henry V and his campaign through the north of France. And the finale is the Battle of Agincourt. And they messed up that final battle not just wrong but just egregiously wrong. It's so wrong on so many freaking fronts because at that battle, the archers are the ones that really carried the weight of the fight. And they were all just a funnel to get the French to the men-at-arms. But while they were going to the men-at-arms, they were just getting destroyed by the war bow.

And they would take these spikes...

They were all required by the king to make spikes to counter the French cavalry. No mention of those in the movie. The terrain is all wrong. There's a downward slope in the movie that's not there. It took place at a field that was plowed for winter wheat, so it was extra muddy. So the men-at-arms all had to trudge through this thick mud and full kit, and these are all medieval builds, so they're not big dudes like we are. And they're wearing all their plates. They were all getting plastered off wine the night before because they're like, oh yeah, we're going to mess these up.

English dudes up. So they're hung over. They're treading through some thick mud with full plate armor, getting pelted by dudes that can pull anywhere from 120 to 160 pound war bows. Which is insane. That sling Sabos tipped with bodkin points. And it's like, yeah, they're getting absolutely wrecked. At one point, I think the archers actually ran out of arrows and

And they just dished their bows and started stabbing these dudes after they would fall like they were peeling crabs at Angry Joe's Crab Shack, dude. It was pretty freaking sick. And the movie gets so much of it wrong. It makes me pretty mad.

Dude, I love the war bow shit. But that's the thing. Whenever you see the bow... One of my favorite fucking movies of all time that I've been watching since I was a kid was A Knight's Tale with Heath Ledger. And even then, they show the archers just being these little scrawny bitch dudes. It's like, bro, archers that were pulling 180-pound war bows were fucking jacked. You have to be so strong to just

Their skeletons got like when they dug these guys up, their skeletons were reshaped up in their shoulder from how much they were pulling. Yeah. Just the structural integrity or fucking joints has to be so much more to Hollywood really likes the skinny Archer trope. They're like, oh, you're a bowman. You must be skinny. It's like, hey, these dudes are pretty freaking strong. No, we're saving all the strong dudes to yeet fucking toothpicks at the enemy. Send all the.

nerds up front with the spears they have to look like arm wrestling dudes right yeah like one of my buddies dash dude he is cut up like a greek god he pulls 160 he's got 175 pound war bell that he pulls god that is

So for context, dude, I was kind of arrogant getting into the war belt. Like I always had a thing for it. Then I finally got mine. I was like, oh, I lift weights. I work out a lot. This shouldn't be too hard. Let's start out with 100 pounds. That humbled me pretty quick. That humbled me pretty quick. The fingers too. Like even just the fingers. So like you have to wear a glove. If you don't wear a glove, that string pretty much digs into your fingers. And-

the next bow I got was a hundred. So my first bow I thought was a hundred pounds. Next bow I got was 106 pounds. And I realized my first bow was probably 80 to 90 pounds. Cause it is not as hard as my next bow. 106 pounds is it's pretty hard. And then having to shoot it accurately, that's pretty tricky. So my buddy, like I tried to pull his 160. I think I got it back like halfway. That's the other thing that most people don't realize. Cause you're like, I could fucking grab

a 150 pound dumbbell at the gym and do a lap pole. And it's like, cool. Imagine doing the lap pole here and standing still enough to fucking accurately shoot something. It's insane. It's there's no holding it back either. I can't, I can't Lord of the Rings, the battle of Helms deep when they're like that old guy with one fucking eye, like that would never happen. And fight. Like you can't really use based off like the old style strings. Okay. Now I'm getting the fuck. Okay. No,

No, do it. This community loves it. Okay, so say a bunch of archers. Okay, so if we're getting into fantasy realm, the elves may have different string. Okay, sue me. Different bread. If we look at the Battle of Cressi, I think they get rained for a bit. So all the archers would unstring their bow real quick and hide their string underneath their cap so the string doesn't get wet. Because if the strings get wet, those hemp strings, they wouldn't work as well. So they would keep them dry.

So like fighting with bows in the rain, you know, it's just like a no-go. You have to keep those things nice and dry. Uh,

I totally just got derailed. But that doesn't happen. Like, that does not work like that. You can't just pull your bow back and hold it. Like, ooh. Like, you're like, with those war bows. They're not compound bows. It's a wind-up, too. Like, you're like. Yeah, there's no let-off. Yeah. Yeah. Compound bows have, like, an 80% let-off or whatever. War bows are like, no, you're fucking holding it. You get that thing back and you let go as soon as you can. It's like a. Like, you're doing, like, a rep, man. It's intense. Battle of Helm's Deep Caboodle. Draw a bow. And then, like.

It's like draw the second you draw. They'd be like, yeah, it's not like a, like they're doing it like line formation from the revolutionary era. Like make ready. It's like, there's none of that, dude. It's like, all right, you pull back and it's like, you just start shooting. So I get annoyed when all the people that have never shot a gun or hunted an animal in their lives are like, I think you should only be able to hunt with a bow, whatever, whatever. Cause I think it's fair. Cause I'm retarded.

That's the way a man does it. It's like, no, it's stupid. Is the bear going to pretend that it's not four times my weight and ten times stronger? No, fuck that bear. I got a shotgun. Let's run it. Yeah, that's not happening, chief. I just looked up the Mongols had 166 pound draw bows. And they'd ride horseback with that shit. And that's what they were known for is shooting off the back of a horse. That's how they fucked up

One does not simply go into the step. He just don't do it. If they have horse archers, he just, all right. The only thing you can really do against horse archers is more horse archers. And the step people, that's how they fucked over like,

Everyone at that time from like, yeah, we can do this and movement. Also, Genghis Khan was big on gunpowder and learning and just adapting religion. He's like, whatever. I'll take all the religion. Let me learn. When they started siege building, when they went to China the first time, they're like, what the fuck are these buildings? People didn't have buildings. So they're like, huh?

They paid the people of China, the generals that would defect. Like, hey, how do we fuck this building up? They're like, well, we do troupe trebuchets. Like, cool. How much do you want to teach us to do that? Like,

we got a number. Cool. Okay. And then they taught them how to do trebuchets. Like, okay, now we got this fucking do this every time when we hit building people and Genghis Khan just would go learn, adapt, destroy everyone, learn, adapt, destroy everyone.

Wasn't he was the first one that used like biological warfare. Yep. Right. Because he was launching like rotten corpses into other cities just to like get them to surrender. He was he was also the Mongols are the inspiration for the Blitzkrieg. So like Percy Hobart, the dude that actually developed the fucking Blitzkrieg studied the Mongols forever.

And developed like the Blitzkrieg tactic for tanks using what the Mongols did on horseback. No shit. Yeah. Like just the entire theory of like punch a fucking hole directly to their capital and just overrun their main form of government and take everything over. This is, they did. What was the big one with you? One of the first places in China, the China destiny, I forget which one at that time.

They're like, hey, they just dug in. So his thing was like, okay, river, build a dam. We're going to just, we'll build a dam and then flood that city. It didn't work that time. It flooded their little encampment. Like, fuck it, trebuchets. Like, just started launching until they, like, gave up. And like, oh, this is ours now. Well, the other thing with, like, horse-mounted archers is, like, the Comanche archery.

have you ever looked at like maps of different empires migrating to north america and central america like when the spanish landed down in central america they advanced up guess where they stopped where the comanche territory yeah guess where english settlers stopped for like a hundred years comanche territory like it was literally like okay um the

The Comanches live here. We're going to haul ass in our covered wagons trying to make it to California for the gold rush. Nobody look at the natives around. They will fuck you up because it's like the only thing that took down the Comanche was the development of the Henry repeater. You literally had to. They literally had to sit there and wait until technology found a way to beat them because there was zero ways that anybody was going to fuck with the Comanche off of horseback and archers.

That was the only thing. Because they were running shit for like 80 years. They're like, oh, you guys got muskets? Cool. I'm going to ride my horse going 40 miles an hour while I shoot 17 toothpicks at you in the time it takes you to reload your stupid gun. You're standing there like, huh? Shit! You look like a

Voodoo doll. By the time you get your second round in, you're done. Yeah, I think they'd wait for the settlers to fire their first two shots, and then they'd just bum rush on in. It's game over. I think there was the invention of the five-shot, I think it was a walker pattern colt. Pistol. Yeah, like a pistol. So those guys would have them, and they'd just like, all right. I think the first encounter they had, they fired like two shots. Comancheo coming in. They're like, boof, boof, boof. Keep shooting. They're like, oh, what the fuck? How do they have more ammo? Ha!

Yeah, because there's like a famous story of like a couple of...

Not miners. What the fuck's the word? Prospectors that went and finally went into Comanche territory looking for gold, and then they actually had the new Henry Repeaters and ended up taking out 20 Native American Comanche guys that were coming to kill them, and they were completely like, what the fuck is happening? How are these guys shooting so fast? They had no idea. That'd be terrifying to the Comanche. You were pretty brutal. Very brutal people. Don't quote me on this, but I think the Dothraki and...

um game of thrones are based off the comanche i can see that makes sense like i'm almost positive i thought they did something they would like sever all your limbs and put you on a fire so they could watch you wiggle around like a worm yeah they would hang you upside down over like a slow fire and just let it slowly just fucking you know get in your brain and yeah some of the ways that older just like any any older ways they figured out how to kill people was like one of them was uh

There was one they used to do to, like, France and, like, the European, like, with kings and where somebody would, like, try to have a rebellion and they'd just get a red hot fucking crown and put it on your head while you were alive and just watch it cook your brain to mock you because you thought you had what it took to wear the crown and now the crown's going to kill you just for, like, the irony of it as it cooks your brain inside your skull. Back in the day, they had it...

Genghis Khan, he was the first one of the steppe people. It was like, okay, you know what I'm going to do now? I'm going to just murder everyone of the steppe people if you're in these specific tribes. Then the other tribes were like, what happens if we join your side? They're like, you don't die. I join your team. All right. And then Genghis Khan was like, okay, this fucking works. Because there was... I didn't realize this until like last month. Genghis Khan had, before his infamacy, he had like one battle he lost.

gone from history for nine years this is like all historians is like homeboy lost back to the drawing board yeah literally lost a battle and they're like horrifying there's nothing about him for nine years he disappeared from history for nine years and came back it was like i'm fucking conquering this entire hemisphere which to be fair

For that period of time to only disappear for nine years is wild. Cause most people never got any mentions, let alone like, then he disappeared for nine years and then he was back. Nine years is nothing.

That period of history, you're covering like hundreds of years at a time. Yeah. And then homeboy came up and he's like, I'm going to conquer this, this, this. I'm going to start and roll. And then he's like, hey, whatever God you want, it's yours. Whatever, like anything he was very down for, he's like, I just want you to, you're under me. I don't care past that. That's when he came over to Middle East. I forget the main place at that time. And then sent emissaries. They came in.

They're like, oh, no, fucking steal their shit and kill them. He's like, oh, you don't. In the ancient world, you don't touch the emissaries. So they don't know. Well, he was like, maybe they don't know who I am. Okay. Because they didn't. They had no idea at this time who Genghis Khan was. So he's like, okay, my bad.

My bad. Send another emissary and be like, hey, we just want to trade. You just have to go under me. You don't have to worship me or anything. No, he didn't even want them to submit. That was the thing. He wanted to develop a relationship with this country, a Middle East country. And this at the time was the science, everything. They controlled. Was it Baghdad? Baghdad.

Yes. Probably. Fuck. Like all the science, everything at that time. They were the hub of science. They were the hub. Genghis Khan is actually why the Middle East actually went back in time after this. Yeah, because I think after he sacked Baghdad, like the age of Islamic, the golden age of Islam. Yes. Like eradicated. So that was it. So he sent the second emissary in during Baghdad, the golden age of Islam.

And then they beheaded those guys. So Genghis Khan was like, he left fucking Shanghai. He was fighting China. He left China. He was like, no, these people, they all, it was a like eight month journey or a couple of years. All his troops went, surrounded it. And he's like, okay, here's how this one works. Everyone fucking dies. Don't care. Salt and earth. We are burning this entire segment alive.

Of Baghdad to the ground. No history will survive after this. Hmm.

Burn it to the fucking ground. No one was allowed to survive. If you guys watch Dune, that's Dune 2. The other houses won't accept Paul Atreides' ascendant into being the emperor. And he's like, show them paradise. And so that's what leads the jihad in that, where he goes out and just destroys the entire universe. It's kind of the same thing. Hell yeah. He's talking about like...

The crazy part about all this shit is like... I'm sorry to interrupt you. You were asking me about a character earlier. Paul Atreides. You want Paul Atreides? That's a pretty decent... That might be relevant too. I don't know why. Can I be in an admin video? I would love to have you in an admin video. You're all supposed to be in admin videos. Dude, imagine just going like Genghis Khan just went in. The Emissary too. It was Emissary and the King that were like, fuck. Because the Emissary was the one that was like...

Behead him. And he hunted those two. Those two specifically. So you know the scene where it's pouring down molten gold down someone's throat? That is what that came from. That dude that thought he was above Genghis Khan killing him. He's like, nope, this dude, get on your fucking knees. Malted...

uh golden lead and was just like down his throat made him drink it he's like okay that's one other dude ran and died of dysentery i feel like a lot of people when they're watching like reading this old shit like you can't comprehend like the lack of the lack of ability to communicate with people you know what i mean because like you imagine how many times in history prior to fucking the telegraph where it was like okay army

Go get them. And then like two days later, a messenger on horseback shows up and we'd like to negotiate pieces like, well,

Oh man! You missed it! Sorry about it. You're about to lose at least a couple of cities worth of fucking people before I can stop this. You know what I mean? But like the amount of just lack of communication like That is a crazy thing. Being in the dark like that like with movements. It's like alright I told this general to go conduct a movement we'll find out in like

A year, I guess. Yeah. But the lack of communication and just news and how slow shit works is like... But that's why things move so fast. That's why, like, I don't know, like, what, 300 years we went from, well, we're going to deliver letters on horseback to, hey, let's send a super encrypted text message through fucking iPhones. Like, it just compounds due to how quick you can transfer information. But, like, I feel like most people don't take that into consideration with a lot of... Whereas, like...

Sorry, I already said something. Deal with it. Just one deal with the letters. Like, man, France is going to love this peace treaty. English and him are already fighting. He shows up at the gate. He's like, got a letter for you. He gets killed. They open it like, fuck, dude.

Well, we got nothing else going on. Might as well kill each other. Russia, I've told them, I think, like Genghis Khan, the furthest they extended was into Russia. They murdered. They killed every... I forget what city it was. And that city sent out all their soldiers. Genghis Khan tricked them. They pulled them back into the mountains. Then they flanked them, murdered every soldier. So then Russia was like, fuck.

Gangstone's like, eh, we're extended too far in the left.

So the Russians had no idea. A random force showed up, killed their entire military. It was just like, and then that would be the worst fucking psychology ever. Your entire entire. This is like, I think they wiped out like 20 or 50,000. It's almost worse because it's like you just eradicated the next generation of young men. So like the entire culture is just going to die slowly now. Yeah. Genghis Khan is just like, why won't anyone talk to me?

He just wants to make friends the entire time. So these guys suck. They all keep trying to fight me. They don't know I have horse archers. I just want to trade some gold. I was playing Rome Total War 2 and I sent a legion, heavy infantry around like the Black Sea because I was going to take them in somewhere. And then another army showed up with horse archers and wiped out my legion. And I was like, fucking horse archers, dude. Bro.

You should have talked to him, man. To be fair, I was the aggressor. Can I start pitching Pepperbox shows right now? We got enough Pepperbox people here.

Okay, so my favorite fucking show in middle school through high school growing up was Deadliest Warrior on Spike. Do you guys ever watch that? My boy. Oh, yeah. Dude, it's like Samurai versus the 300 Spartan. I want that, but it's like me and some fucking German wereaboo arguing about tanks, and then I get admin and somebody else to do the reenactment while me and this guy are fucking arguing on the actual facts. That's what I want. Let me consult you, bud.

You got it. Okay, good. That's what I want. We said yes. Talk to him real quick. Ideated. Yeah. Good to go. That's such a good idea. I really want it. And we have to go your reenactments based off exactly what you say and they have to act it out. You guys have to get drunk while arguing though. We have to, we have to, we get one week to study. We have to be drunk and anything we say in order to get taken into account has to be accurate.

Yeah. You have to be able to recall it off the top of your head while you're shit-faced. Am I setting this in my favor right now because I'm always drunk when I talk about history? Absolutely. But it's also my –

platform home field advantage that sounds sick i think it'd be awesome there's nothing that would like it if i could have any superpower in real life it would just be the ability to summon whereaboos and communists from the section in real life in front of cameras just so i could rip them apart in person for how dumb they are chase bleep out whereaboo so it sounds super racist

For those of you that don't know, whereaboo is the internet phenomenon where some kid doesn't get kissed by a girl during his entire teenage life and he decides that he's going to glorify the German military for no fucking reason. I had a theory for you. I think it's kind of already happening now, but I think in a thousand years, they're going to look back at the third Reich with the same rosy glasses that we look at ancient Rome. Oh, a hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. A thousand?

Not even. I give it like a hundred tops. This is my theory. If you look back at ancient Rome, a lot of horrible stuff happens. We're all like, yeah, I don't think about ancient Rome all the time. Even like the Spartans. The Spartans were like super not cool by today's standards. Oh, thank you. It's delicious. 100%. Oh, yeah. I mean, they used to fuck each other. Yep. I think that's where the Afghans, I think they got it from Macedonia. Was it man-boy love? That I don't know.

Macedonia was the big. So it was, yeah, that was, uh, cause I think they went through like, it's a very, it's a very Greek in the ancient world. So if we get kind of historical, so the ancient world is pretty brutal to be anything besides a man, because if you're a woman, you're lower than a man. If you're a child, they just don't really view you as like precious or anything. So until Christianity comes along and elevates those two things, it's pretty brutal to be like a man or a female or a, like a child. Right. And it's like a lot of.

Like stuff that would get you thrown in prison for years that happened rampantly throughout the ancient world. All of humankind, yeah. Normalized. It's the joke Shangela says with like Vikings versus gay Vikings. It's like you see a Viking, it's like, no, protect the women and children. Then the gay flag comes up, it's like, uh-oh. Yeah, very common. They're after our boobies. Ooh. Ooh, Eli. I'm a ghost.

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Basically, like, relativism on moral, like, moral relativism of, like, morals don't actually exist. Like, right and wrong is completely fucking speculative. That is human conditioning.

yeah period and i don't necessarily believe that entirely but like i was just arguing the point just to like try to get these college kids to fucking think and the teacher was against me on this and they're like well i can prove you wrong and i'm like by all means please because i legitimately i want to be wrong well on that like i'm not arguing because i want to be right on this one i'm arguing because i i really hope i'm fucking wrong like i would super super appreciate some like definite answer of like this is wrong this is right that's the

realm that I want to live in. And the teacher is like, well, imagine for example, that there was a society where, um, of children in a,

fashion was appropriate and i go okay i imagine it now what and he's like well would that be wrong i go by my standards absolutely that's wrong but if they say it's not wrong and they kill everybody that disagrees is what it is at that point he goes but a culture like that doesn't exist and i'm like well that's not true oh they've existed not only is that not true historically that's not true right now yeah and he's like explain and i go have you ever heard of a chai boy

And he's like, no, I go, dude, there's a story of an E6 in the army from 2008 that was kicked out of the U S military because he was stationed in a particular country. And the local forces that were his allies had chai boys that they would abuse in that fashion.

And he stood up because that was against his moral code. And he beat the holy fuck out of one of his allies because he didn't want that child to get abused in that fashion. And he got kicked out of the army for that. Because he's not following their culture. That's their cultural norm. We couldn't do like even briefs going into Iraq. It's like, hey, if there is a stoning, like if someone cheated and they chuck rocks at the kid.

Something to an American is like, we don't fucking do that. Yeah, you're throwing rocks at a woman until they die. And they're like, you can't interact. That's just them. You gotta stand there and watch. That is part of it. How the fuck do you do that? I can't imagine being put in that situation. But what if we shot them all?

That would be one of the better solutions. Oh, are you hurting? We'll be right back. Anyway, so Alan and Eve. I mean, it's all about people getting eventually, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucking love kids.

Anyways, college professors hate me. Give me the locket, Cody. It's wearing off. God, there's a... I'm really... So, like, I'm actually really happy with... My Lord of the Rings. I...

And my axe. The eye of Hitler's eye. Hitler's eye. The locket is affecting me so much. He puts it on. He doesn't turn him this way. Cast it into the fire. Cast him into the oven. That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant.

Dude, seriously, like if you're super interested in history, there's a college professor that's like getting more attention now. She's brilliant. God damn it. I can't remember her name. I'll try to get it to the editor. You can put it on the screen. But she's a history professor at the U.S. Naval War College, and her fucking lectures are –

brilliant like she's so good like i have crippling adhd like i can't handle just listening to somebody talk and even her she's so fucking good at speaking and just teaching history like i teach i like oh i'm good at teaching i'm good at teaching history when it's edited with like retention beats and like all this stuff 80 this woman can just like turn a camera on and talk for three hours and you're like

Like she's incredible. We should get in our pepper. I can convince her to get to this podcast. I'd love to. Cause she's fucking brilliant. But she talks about, she even talks about like the third Reich and Hitler. And she's like, if Hitler didn't have the character flaws that he had, and he was willing to just take over like Croatia and like that,

ancient German territory. She's like, he would have been regarded to this day as like a brilliant military genius by the Germans, but he just kept pushing, uh,

And then he went into our operation or Operation Barbarossa where he attacked the USSR and everything. But like if he would have had just if he didn't have the character fault city had and he would have just like been like, OK, enough is enough. I've reunited traditional Germany and just stopped. He would have been regarded as a genius. She has like a three hour lecture on it. It's so fucking good. Well, you can't argue. It's it's no different than like Genghis Khan. Sorry if you don't know this killed way more people than Hitler.

Hitler was still a, one of the greatest leaders of motivating and getting like rallying people. The dude had charisma. Yes. And then he developed that and then did that. Unfortunately, he's fucking retarded in the other. Yeah. Fortunately, he's a horrible person. Yeah. Genghis Khan, also horrible person, but also climate change. He took out,

Yeah, no, there was, there's like a carbon footprint. Like you could see the carbon footprint of the amount of people that fucking, he was directly responsible for getting killed. Did you know this? Oh yeah. I thought it was like, it was like a smaller percentage, but it

I thought it was like 10% – like it reduced the carbon footprint by like 10% or something like that. But that's – like you're killing enough humans. Yeah, that's a massive deal. When you kill that many people, you're like, there. Damn. You're like, man, I do – The other thing that fascinates me is like China has so much shit buried in China and they just don't even give a – to like dig it up.

Did you know this? Dude, they have a lot. Even like they won't dig up the rest of the. The terracotta army. Yeah. So like, you know, the terracotta army, like the clay, like all of them are unique looking and all the statute. You know, that excavation site is only like 5% dug out. Hmm.

They ran in. 5%. Yeah. It's like, it's literally, it's like somewhere between one and 5% of that is actually excavated. And they just like stopped because the ancient people like booby trapped it with like mercury. And they're like, yeah, it's not worth our time to dig it up. And it's like modern standards. You can handle that.

Like we have ways if you fucking care. And they're just like, yeah, we're an old country. We'll do it later. And they just don't give a fuck to dig it up. And like, there's, there's so many pyramids in China where they've like hit it with, um, uh, what?

Because the tech LIDAR, they've hit it with LIDAR and they're like, yeah, this is a fucking pyramid, like a straight up like Egyptian pyramid. Dig it out under this pile of dirt. And it's just like, oh, yeah, we just covered it with dirt. Now we're growing fucking crops on it. And they're like, yeah, we don't feel like digging it up right now. We're an old country. We've been around. We'll hit it later. No shit. Oh, dude, there's so they're like China has more pyramids than the rest of the world combined. And they just don't give enough to dig them up and learn from it. It's weird.

Nick, I'm curious your thoughts on like the, uh, what's going around in pop culture right now of like the lost civilizations before we get to the current narrative we have today where it's like the cradle of civilization, Mesopotamia, but then we're finding all these different sites around the world that like predate that by thousands and thousands of years. Oh, I don't think we, I don't think we know. So like the problem with digging up like ancient civilizations and shit and for like trying to figure out what's actually first is if you look at ancient civilizations, like the,

Currently right now, like the accepted theory that's taught at like low level of academia is like civilization started with like they have the three. It's like the Indus Valley in India, ancient China and whatever. And if you look at all of them, the big takeaway from it is literally like, oh, there was a bunch of fresh water in this area. And so the problem is people keep looking for shit in like –

You're not going to find an ancient civilization in Arizona. You know what I mean? Allegedly. It's so far inland or whatever. Have you heard the theory of like there was the massive shift of the crush shift? Sorry, real quick. But my fucking point is like if you want to actually find the ancient civilizations, you need to be looking a mile off the coast.

underwater yeah that's where the ancient civilizations are when the water level was lower people were living on the water and if the water levels have risen they just got flooded out and had to move back and like that's where the actual fucking ancient civilizations are going to be at not

10 miles inland by today's standards. And the Takata also just going back. Terracotta, yeah. Terracotta. Sorry, Takata. Terracotta. Was it no... How many is it? 10,000 soldiers or 100? They say it's 10,000. It was like 5,900. They say 10,000. But no face matches either and that's where they found it. Yeah, they're all unique. Yeah. And the one sword that they did find, the one that is like you can't... Yeah, it was... Still sharp. When they pulled it out, it's like the rumor is the dude cut himself touching it. But it is...

fucking like immaculate this blade was air sealed and to this day they're like no idea how uh how they had this level of metallurgy yeah at this point in time it doesn't match they're like they shouldn't they shouldn't have had the technology to make a blade of metal that's this pure for another thousand years and they just like have i love this stuff so fucking gangster so it's like dude the picture of it this and this has not been touched

That's not been restored. Gold or copper, gold and something else. That's not been restored. That's how when they pulled it out of the sheet. It was coated in oil. And an airtight sheath. Yeah. Because that's how like it wasn't exposed to like oxygen or anything. And when they pulled it out, the story is like the scientist is like, oh, and he went to touch it and it cut his finger.

And it's still like they will say even all the historians and the scientists like, yeah, it's fucking sharp as we don't know how they made it. Like, period. Hold on. You like real quick.

aliens you're gonna get me you're gonna get me fucking stuck nick there's a theory that trout literally heard this the other day my rant about fucking pyramids and alien people it bugs alien people what are mexicans no it's just funny i don't even know the comedian but there's a joke where he's like he's like you know

The funny thing about, he's a Hispanic comedian. He's like, you know the funny thing about Mexicans? We have pyramids in South America. Nobody questions who made those. Yeah. Zero percent. Zero percent. The thing that bothers me is you always get these people like,

pyramids were a giant generator for fucking gravitational whatever so they could charge magic so they could charge their spaceships how on earth how could people have possibly had the same architecture in egypt as they had in south america even though these cultures never interacted and it's blah blah blah it's like bro

A pyramid is literally the architectural structure of a pile of fucking dirt. What do you mean? It's a pile. If your goal was to make something tall, the easiest object to make on Earth is a pyramid because it's a pile of shit. Step one, you're like, let's put everything like this. What if we made it taller? What if we did it this way? Hey, it works. We made a pile. And now some asshole is like, it was a pile.

aliens there's no possible how do they do it there's a fucking dude there's a dude that spent his life just like showing like here's how you could move a limestone that big for the egyptian pyramids and he's like literally he's just got like mechanical advantage with sticks and fucking rope and he's moving like giant chunks of rock that are tons tons and tons and tons like the size of the egyptian pyramids and he's like look here's how hard this fucking is

And he just moves a big lever. A dude built Stonehenge by himself. Just to prove a point. And people are like, nah, bro. Aliens. Also. That's it. Tens of thousands of slaves.

No, they were skilled workers. Sorry. They were... Yes. Why would you use slave labor to carve rocks? Bro, I went on a... We would never do that. One of the tablets that they found was like a... It was a receipt. Instructions? Home Depot? It was Ikea. It just had the pictures. 18 rock, one marble. The one that gets me is like... So I went on this entire...

Autistic deep dive. They were like, okay. Yeah, sorry. This fucking dude. So what is the Mormons? Do they have like plates? What the fuck is that? Gold tablets. Only he can read that. John Smith. His personal diary and his shit is actually in

uh freemason library in cedar rapids iowa the og yeah like the handwritten is in a freemason library and i was like what the fuck is going on here so i like went on this whole deep dive and people are like illuminati freemasons rule the world this big undercover blah blah blah and it's like bro i deep dived this entire thing the freemasons as cool as it sounds to be like there's this evil underground cabal of geniuses that are running society but the

Freemasons. I'm not shitting you was straight up just the remnants of a, like a laborers union from Egypt. That's literally what the Freemasons came from was the laborers union of the dudes that made the pyramid.

And it's just the remnants of that labor union. It's 100% what the Freemasons is. They're doing like spooky behind the scenes, like deep state shit. No, it's like a bunch of guys and they're like, show us your dick or you're gay. 100%! It's so fucking lame.

dude they have a secret way to communicate that you can google on the internet and it's available on the first page of google images you think the cia is gonna let the freemasons move into their territory i really want brandon to do a video on the heart attack gun oh yeah you know they brought it out in court

No. Bro, there's pictures. You can Google them. When they were talking about the heart attack gun, the fucking like one of the top dudes at the CIA at the time, this is like the 70s or 80s. He's like, yeah, here it is. And it's like this pistol with this big ass scope on it. It looks like a modified 1911. He's like, yeah, it's electric. It shoots a dart made out of ice that we covered in blowfish toxin. And then after we shoot you with it, the dart melts and then you have a heart attack 45 minutes later. Isn't that neat? Yeah.

And like, why, why CIA? Why do you have this?

Anyways, Boeing- *laughter* I do not have any information on Boeing. I think they're a great aircraft manufacturing facility. Me as well. I love all of our government contractors. Please don't fucking kill me. 100%. I had that theory. There was a guy that 3D printed guns, I think it was in Germany. And he had a heart attack out of nowhere. I think he got killed by one of those type of guns. It didn't go to trial, so I think it was Jay Stark.

He was 3D printing and manufacturing firearms anonymous. There's a whole YouTube documentary on it. He eventually got caught, and then he died before getting the trial. Of course he did. Oh, was he the guy who was inside of the duffel bag that was padlocked from the outside that committed suicide, obviously? Probably one of those. That they fished out of the river and- By hitting himself in the head three times? Yeah, he was one of the- Must be-

Dude, one of the most like, one of the like scariest fucking movies that's also cringy and horrible is Shooter with Mark Wahlberg, where they have like the fucking modified football pads that like they cinch down and holds a gun to your own head. That to me was like, yeah, it's too much work. You just pop them like in the side of the temple. You put the gun in their hand. I appreciate what you're doing. That's also too much work. Yeah, it's like we talk about these walk in. Here you go. Here's the gun. All right.

I get scared. Look at like... Hold on. GSR. Please. Mr. Law Enforcement guy, hop in. I want to hear this. Hi, everyone. No, gunshot residue. That's what they left in his hand. So the gunshot residue was still there. Oh, okay. I like it. That's fair. Here's my thing with that. I like it. Sorry I know how to get away with murder. It's not even that. Okay, this is going to come back to bite me if I ever get involved in something. But like, my...

My confidence in getting away with murder if I wanted to is so ridiculously high. It's insane. Yeah, this is what you do. I'd like to speak to my lawyer, please. That's like a hundred percent. Yeah. They did like the, the average person that gets convicted of murder has an IQ of like 70. It was, it was like, it was like 86. Yeah.

It was literally like a couple of IQ points above mentally disabled. What was the show with the cops? It was like where they tracked down the murderers. What was that show, dude? Oh, that narrows it down. CIA. It's a real show. It's not like a Hollywood show. It's like, I think, 40 hours or something like that. Oh, 48 hours. Oh, yeah, 48 hours where you have that window. Cody, is it true it's 48 hours?

You can also ask- I was a cop too. Yeah, my ex's mom used to watch that to plot the murder of her husband. Dude, but it's literally like, I feel like if you have the intelligence to fucking- If you merc somebody and then just like, have the mental capacity to just shut the fuck up about it for the rest of your life, you're gonna get away with it. Like, 90% of the time. I think in the show, it was like they would capture someone and they'd be like, did you kill him? They're like, yeah. It's like, what?

They gave him some Wendy's. I think there was like an episode where they're like, did you kill him? They're like, oh, I talked to my lawyer. They're like, dang it. Dang it. That's all we had. The Tom Segura joke. How do you watch like all eight seasons of a show? Yeah. The only people that got away with it were the ones that were like, can I have a lawyer? And all the cops were like, fuck.

God damn it! As a cop, you would arrest or detain someone, Mirandize them, like, alright, they clearly committed a crime, then you read them their Miranda rights, you have the right to remain silent. And they're like, alright, what happened? I hit that bitch, and you're like, God. What did I just tell you? This isn't just a fucking movie or TV show, I just said you had the right to remain silent.

Okay, the fifth amendment is sick, dude. While I'm in the middle of like a fucking blue line sandwich here, I have a question for you two. You guys are both like just good people. You know what I mean? Like I feel like...

If somebody abused my child and they disappeared and you guys arrested me, you'd secretly be rooting for me in the back of your head, but you also have to do your job? How often were you guys in a situation as a police officer? Wait, you just got arrested? Yeah, like some dude does something that's not right, but also kind of fucking... I mean, I get it. Dude, Nick, you'd be a hard one because he was really quiet sometimes. How often are you guys just like...

I wish you would shut the fuck up. To what level are they encouraging vigilante justice? That's pretty much what he's asking. Borderline, yeah. To what degree are a lot of police officers that are just good dudes being like, God, just shut the fuck up. You're going to get away with it. And then they just can't do it. Well, I told Cody the other day that I was at a lake house with an ex-girlfriend. One of her cousins showed up and she had been physically abused by her boyfriend who tried to drown her.

And a sheriff's deputy dropped her off. And he was like, there was a bunch of, there's like five drunk guys. And we saw her get out. We heard the story. And immediately we all had the same thought. And the sheriff's deputy was like, guys, hear me out. I know exactly what you're planning to do. If that guy goes missing tonight, I know where to go. And I know who did it. So don't do what you're thinking right now.

And so we all had to chill the fuck out for seven days. Yeah, just don't get caught. I'd like to plead the fifth. I'd like to plead the fifth. That's all I wanted to hear. Yeah, Cody's like, I can't talk about these stories. That's all I wanted to hear. Yeah, it's so tough because I am such a big fan of vigilante justice at the same time.

It's like one of those things like there is – you have a right to due process, and there is a whole good thing where if you are accused of a crime, you have the right to a trial. You have a right to be heard. It's not just like you are convicted now. At the same time, 55 grand out of a 20-inch M16 travels around 3,300 feet per second. Mashallah. That's all. I guess if I had to condense this question down, it would be like how many times have you ever just been like you arrested somebody, and in the back of your head, you're just like –

Every fiber of my being wants to tell you to just not say anything to anybody and ask for a lawyer, but I can't tell you that. They just had that one dude. Dude, there's that one dude that the criminal killed, threw the baby off a bridge and then killed the mom and then the dad in the courthouse.

Went and just beat the shit out of the dude during the hearing and the cops are pulling him off I'd be like as a cop. I'm like, this is how hard I'd pull on that guy Who's the famous dude whose son was abused by his like taekwondo instructor? He shot him in the head at the pay phone. You're talking about Gary Yeah, so like I feel like every cop that I've ever met that's been like a pretty fucking good dude has been like quietly like

Yeah, that dude's awesome. You know what I mean? Oh, and that shot. Dude, Cody texted me at 2 a.m. and he was like, just rewatch the Gary Plonchet footage. He's like, that shot's crazy. Under the armpit from, it's probably what, like six feet, seven feet away? Do you think he was at the range practice? Like if you were the cops escorting the dude that got shot, like how hard would you be like,

That's why they didn't- BRO! High five! They're like, "Gary, stop!" Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. That's why they didn't, like, pull their guns out and shoot him. They're like, "Gary-" Yeah, exactly. And then they're like, "Gimme, Gary!" "Gary, stop!" "Gary, why you don't do that now?" Or like, "The Town That Didn't See Anything," or whatever that documentary's called.

where there was no one drunk asshole that everyone hated they had the piece of yeah he had like a 14 year old girlfriend and his like daddy was you know like big money in the town or whatever so he like ran the place he was a total piece of this is an entire town by the way go on everybody hated his guts like he had over everybody in this small town in the middle of nowhere it's like montana wyoming somewhere like that and then one night

He's leaving this bar with his fucking 14-year-old girlfriend, gets in his truck, and somebody shot him six times. In front of...

Everyone in town. No eyewitnesses. Literally. Nobody saw shit. Exactly. Who done it? I don't know. That's crazy. Yeah, they were getting so fucking frustrated investigating it. And they'd like sit everybody down individually. I don't know. So there were 60 of you standing around and nobody knows who shot him. And they'd be like, I didn't see anything. I ain't seen shit. Imagine how much you're hated. We're at a 60 people watch you die and everyone's like,

But that's my thing. Like, I feel like the, like, again, outsider, I was never a cop, so I don't fully understand, but I feel like the biggest flaw in the American justice system right now is like the amount of trouble you could potentially get in for what your actions are is almost entirely based off of like who your district attorney is. And I can't imagine how, go ahead. You know, you know, you wouldn't, you know, way more than me. Cause like, that's my question to you guys is like, how frustrating is it for like,

A cop in like small town, rural, wherever the fuck flyover state where it's like, I feel like in my state, if I got in a legit self-defense shooting, I would be

pretty okay more than likely based off just district attorneys and shit versus like there's a lot of good cops in a huge city but maybe there's a district attorney that's just like i don't like guns and i don't like the second amendment you shouldn't be able to have it and i'm going to try to throw you in prison forever for defending your family well that's funny because you're 100 okay because like that was my interpretation so i wanted to hear your guys's opinion also when i just want to talk on small crimes right now there's a thing called officer discretion that a lot of officers don't

Use and it drives me absolutely up the fucking wall. Like you don't have to arrest everyone for, I don't know, smoking a joint. You don't have to arrest everyone for, I don't know, a tell light out. Like you don't have to do that shit. And there's so many cops that are like, no, I'm a cop. I want to do this thing right now. And I'm just going to arrest this person.

Just to like get their stats good so that they can, you know, fucking make Sergeant or Lieutenant or whatever. And that cost probably ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah. That,

that is the cop you all probably know and you're like we everyone hates that everybody hates that guy yeah yeah everyone fucking hates that guy aaron's thinking about his story right now i had a case where uh i responded to a call where a dude had drove his 2020 gmc this is 2020 so brand new truck into a canal in january water is frigid he somehow managed to get out of the canal there was a group of teens out there and i was like what are you guys doing out here they're like

we were looking at stars and I was like, all right, hey, thanks for being here. Get out of here. Get you rat. You rascal. Get out of here. I was like, all right, go smoke weed somewhere else. There are some cops that would have arrested all of them. Yeah. I see so many videos where like a cop pulls somebody over and they're like,

Bro, what the fuck are you doing? Quit being dumb. And then like the comment section just loves that cop. They're just like, this is what correct policing looks like. Like, hey, just try to care about people. Or they pull over some dude on a motorcycle that was doing a wheelie, but it was also like near nobody else. And they're like, hey,

You're going to die. Stop. I have certain theories that certain places have to be policed more than others. Like if you look at New York City, like that place is chaos. I would assume that it has to be very well-managed chaos as opposed to like where you're from in Iowa where everyone is very independent. There's a lot of –

you know, everyone's on the same page. You don't have to worry about as much. So it's like, why are you harassing people that they're just doing their thing? Like in New York, if you're going around breaking windows, it's like, yeah, asshole, you're going to jail. Like, yeah, that's a, that's a clear one. Right. Yeah. Or it's like, you gotta like kind of be out and about and have a presence, but like, I absolutely agree. You're coming from, cause you're making more work for yourself. That doesn't need to exist. There there's, there's a time to be.

an asshole right and there are times where you don't have to be a asshole and that's the i think that's one of the biggest problems with policing now and why people don't like police in addition to defunding them that the training they need the training yeah it's a big one well

why didn't he shoot him in the leg? I was like, well, he didn't have any range time because you guys pulled his foot. My least favorite. Why don't you shoot him in the leg? Yes. He just hit the femoral artery. He died 12 seconds later. Crazy story. That's the thing, dude. It's like with policing, they're like, how come you're not Superman? It's like, wait, hold on. You want me to roundhouse kick the knife out of his hand, dude? Like, what are you talking about? It's handing him a gun and be like, hit that fucking square. And they're like,

And you see how bad people are with a, also anyone that doesn't know this pistols are

Hard to shoot. Very hard to shoot. Most people don't know how to fucking shoot a pistol. Probably that's giving a lot. 0.1% can shoot a pistol accurately. It's taken us years to get good with a pistol. Years. There's a fucking ex-Delta dude that has his own podcast now and he talks about in detail about how whenever they would get a new guy, it was for shooting, they would have him go out there with a stock Glock

17 or 19, whatever the fuck they had. And they're like, we would make them get good at shooting pistol just because the tolerance for error is so much smaller with a pistol. But all the fundamentals are the same. They're like, if you can hit a fucking target with a pistol at 50 yards, you can absolutely do it with a rifle with your.

Eyes closed. So he's like, we would just take our guys out there and force them to get good with the pistol. And then we wouldn't even bother to really train them with rifles because all the fundamentals just transfer over. Who is the dude knocked TV? Hunter. Fuck. Knocked on. Not. Yeah. No, I didn't fucking. Knocked TV arrow, man.

Google? Yeah, knock on TV. Yeah, the hunter guy, right? God, he's the... He's an archer? Yes. He's like Hunter with archers. Fuck. Has he been on Rogue and a Bunch? Yes. Yes. Is he like a marathon runner? No, that's Cameron Haynes. Oh, Cameron. Okay. It's the other one. Fuck. I can't remember his name, but I know who you're talking about. Most famous archer. You're talking about... His first name's John? Is it John? John?

You're talking about knock on TV. Dude, we've met him multiple times. I'm just fucking tired. I know. We haven't seen him in years, though. I know. And I'm like, God damn it. Not Cameron Haynes. He's like one of his friends, though. They all get along. And he's a podcast. I hate that I'm drawing a blank on this name. And the comments will show that. That dude...

barely he's never shot oh uh when they took him pistol shooting homeboys like barely ever shot a pistol he is so good with a fucking bow like he can do anything with a bow john dudley john dudley yeah dudley dudley so dudley rarely ever shot a pistol

If you want to see an archer, my boy, he's a fucking sniper with that. Give him a pistol, just pinging steel at 100 yards like it's nothing because the fundamentals don't change. It's still like relax, boom. Yes, you pull the trigger, but this way fucking harder than a pistol.

Then you have pistol, then rifle. Homeboy, everyone was like, yo, he's like really good with a pistol. He's so good. Yeah, too good. And 100 yards would just clear plate steel. Yeah. Plates, trees. He's like, man, this is fun. Go fuck yourself. It's way easier than a bow.

Because a pistol really hard. But if you teach somebody how to handle a pistol, when you handle a rifle, that's pretty easy. That's really fucking easy. Dude, I had such a good time with him. We went out when we, when the RCC was doing the adaptive athlete challenge, that thing, he was on my team and I had just been an archery for like a year.

And I was missing some shots. And he was like, do this, this, and this. And I was just fucking drilling everything. The dude is so cool. We need to put him and Aaron, my boy, together in a video. Because if you just did a Warbow video with Dudley, that video is fucking. I would love to see what Dudley could do with a Warbow. That would be fun. Can you give him a history lesson on that? Yeah.

That'll be good time. I'm down. John, where you at? Hey, duds, where you at, brother? That'd be good time. Anytime I was ever doing rifle work after doing pistol work, it was so easy running a rifle. I had an LPVO set up on my patrol rifle for a bit because they just started rolling those out because law enforcement was like, oh, LPVOs are pretty sick because you get these land headshots in hostage situations.

I remember I had my LPVL in my truck for six months. I got out and I've been shooting, but I got out 50 yards right between the eyes, like instantly for like the target shooting, not a real person, but like just target shooting at the range. And I was like, yeah, this is so freaking easy. How like with a rifle, with a handgun that the stakes become much higher. Yeah. Oh, let me show them the picture. The, the cops the other day. Yeah. It just got posted on the podcast. I just actually, it's on the top of my feed right now.

Because I had to save it. Hold on, give me a second. Let me find this real quick. Oh, also, coming back to pyramids, I think they're power conductors. Anyway. Nick, do you think pyramids are power conductors? Oh, shit. Okay. They have batteries. Or do you think they're ancient tombs? What? I mean, they're not tombs because nobody was actually buried in a fucking pyramid. But what's your question? The theory that they're actually power conductors like a Tesla coil. No. Why not?

I'm not a historian. Prove me wrong. I watched History Channel. No, actually, personally, I think the pyramids were power conductors for the best tanks ever made, the Panther V. You're just like, dude, I saw Fury. Fury?

American tanks fucking suck, bro. It would take like six Shermans to take down one. Do they? Do they suck? I honestly also think. You know what my favorite.

argument in favor like werebo german fucking supremacy blah blah blah first of all the entire theory of like the clean vermont like oh oh the weremacht wasn't they weren't radicalized they were just innocent people doing what they were told first of all that's fucking stupid there's no such thing as an innocent person doing what they were told i will absolutely judge you by the orders you follow just as harshly as the orders you don't so that's a stupid argument

Secondly, the entire notion that like, oh, German tanks were better because America lost more tanks. First of all, America lost more tanks because we manufactured 10 times more of them and sent them to everyone. I mean, how many fucking Sherman tanks did the USSR have? Like 5,000? You know, it's insane. And then the other thing, you want to know the biggest threat to German tanks was? Themselves. They just fucking broke and couldn't be fixed. Yeah.

so get the fuck out the entire notion of like oh well you know the americans lost more tanks going up against the germans did they did they really maybe number wise they lost more tanks but you want to how many tanks the nazi germany lost going up against the americans all of them because guess what doesn't exist anymore nazi germany go fuck yourself the german military sucked sorry about it i hate to break it to you but that's just how that goes down

Personally, I think karate is a better fighting style than Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. What? No, what did you say? I didn't hear you. Personally, I think karate is a better fighting style than BJJ. Can I have another beer, please? Sure, yeah, we'll get you another one. Sho, can I have another first light? It gets worse. Look at this pistol. This pistol underneath his kit.

I didn't see that. It gets worse the more you look at it. I actually like old school karate, believe it or not. Old school karate is fucking legit. Like back in the day, in like the 80s, like old school American karate is legit as fuck. It's so good. I mean, like he's not American, but look at like Lyoto Machida, old school karate. He was in there fucking up.

Not Muay Thai strikers all the time. He had that back stance. He would just cycle back with his fucking hitting strike. Old school karate is incredible. Karate just gets a bad rap now because it's been, honestly, it's just been around capitalism so much. And now people are basically, I don't want to say they're selling belts, but like,

I personally, as a dude that's been around combat sports a lot, if you gave me the option blind pick of like, Hey, would you rather get in a fight to the death with a black belt in karate from 1970 or a black belt in karate from 2020? I'm picking the black belt in karate from 2020 all day. Just because the statistical probability that that person is a legitimate fucking deadly badass is way lower just because the amount of people that like,

It takes money to have the art survive. And at a certain point, you're just like, okay, well, this person, they've put in their due diligence for 10 years, but they're a level one character. And it's like they're a level 100 character for the base model they're built with versus like John Jones base model. You give that dude six months of training, he's going to beat some dude that's a five foot six guy.

pudgy guy all day long. It's just, that's how that fucking works. Old martial karate is legit as fuck. All martial arts back in the day. But also at the end of the day, uh, jujitsu is the best singular martial art period. What about wushu though? What's that? What about wushu? Like the pork? Yeah.

No, that's Wagyu. Wagyu? Wagyu? Yeah. No, I mean. Musashi was on to something. Yeah. I mean, if you don't know, if you can cut somebody's head off with a sword, by all means. If you have like 72 duels and you've never lost, and then you duel the greatest samurai at the time and you win, you're like, okay, I have the best samurai.

fighting style with swords at this time period. Grappling is the best singular martial art period. Like I'll die on that. I'll argue. You can sit anybody across the table from me and I'll beat them with a debate because it's just, it's correct.

You have Muay Thai for brutality, BJJ for ground because a majority of fights do go to the ground. If it doesn't, then that's where BJJ is going to try to take it to ground. Look at Hoyce or Hickson or anyone. Jiu-jitsu singularly will win, period, and that's been proved by UFC. That was the whole reason that UFC was invented. The only thing that can compete with jiu-jitsu is wrestling, but it ultimately loses just because wrestling doesn't teach you how to finish a fight.

But wrestling is also the best base for multiple martial arts just because of the brutality of the training and how hard the wrestlers are crazy. Like I'm from Iowa. A fucking high level wrestler is a nightmare. So like jujitsu is hard.

From just a grappling standpoint. But jiu-jitsu can end with an arm bar, a choke hold, an ankle lock, a knee bar, a straight arm bar, five different types of choke hold. There's a thousand different ways to end a jiu-jitsu match. There's one way to end a fucking wrestling match. Which makes it infinitely harder because everybody knows...

what you're going to do in wrestling. Like you're going to pin my shoulder blades to the mat and I'm not going to let that singular thing fucking happen. So that's why wrestlers are just so mentally tough. Have you watched some of the suplex dudes though? There's that new one. Oh, they're insane, bro. Some of those suplexes fucking like you just watch the dudes like what

It would just split somebody's neck. That's why I get mad at jiu-jitsu. There's like a lot of people in jiu-jitsu that are like, pulling guard is stupid, blah, blah, blah. And it's like, in MMA, yeah, it could be stupid. In a street fight in Iowa with some dude whose fucking shoulder delts touch his earlobes...

pulling guards are really good option. Otherwise that dude just might pick you up and face plant you into the concrete. And then you get to wake up. Never like, so putting yourself on the ground is sometimes the best fucking option. So, and then strike it like, don't get me wrong. Like I love striking. I'm not trying to shit on it, but like,

At the end of the day, this is America. And if you like, if we get in a physical altercation where we're trying to have a fight to the death, a street fight that doesn't work in a street, I do it. I'm 30. I'm fat. I don't get involved in street fights. I get involved in self-defense shootings. Shoot them. You know what I mean? Like if you're going to try to fucking stay five feet away from me and fucking establish the jab, you're getting shot.

Otherwise, you're grabbing me, and at that point, I have jiu-jitsu on my side. And if you have better jiu-jitsu, I'm going to die. But other than that, it's a rough— If you have guns, grappling is the best martial art. I'm 36, and I have a family, so it's like— But the funny thing with that is all the dudes that are like, oh, wrestling's gay, you're touching another man. And then the minute you're like—

I'm just going to shoot you. They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not honorable. It's like, I'm not in this for honor right now, dude. I'm just trying to make it till my next pay period so I can get my paycheck and pay my bills. Get the fuck out of here. Personally, I think if the Panzer commanders knew karate, they absolutely would have beaten me. You're trying to upset me.

They absolutely would have beaten the Shermans. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Give me your best German argument. If Michael Vittman had a little bit more BJJ and karate time, he for sure would have absolutely beaten... How did he spend the rest of his life after World War II? What was he up to? Oh, well, he died. He died. From a what? A

It must have been... A Sherman Firefly? Yeah, that was the one. Those Sherman Fireflies knew more BJJ. Another fun fact about Sherman tags. A treadlock? So the original Shermans had a smaller gun. And then they came out with the Sherman 76.

so that's what uh like oh shit admins here nick rants for two hours because it could penetrate german armor right it's almost too easy at this point so that's why america like upgraded the gun on the shermans later in war and half the fucking dude more than half the majority of the sherman tank commanders were like i don't want the new tank with the bigger gun that that one fucks

You want to know why? Because nobody ever ran in to German armor because there just weren't that many of them because the Germans fucking sucked. And,

And the original Sherman tank was better using an anti-personnel round, which is what you would use to take out a German 88 millimeter anti-tank gun, which is what the actual Americans were really running into was Germans hiding in the fucking wood line with a German 88. And that was the real threat to American armor, not the.

German tanks so get the fuck out of here with that nonsense. What else you got and then Hannah's like they did you come though? No? I have been purposely provoking Nick throughout this entire pot I'm gonna bring Hannah here so you guys can talk to her because the amount of times that that woman God bless her heart is just watching me and

pace around the house arguing with the communist in the back of my brain or the werebo in the back of my brain about how their shit sucks and America's better is insane. You got one bad comment the other day that somebody disagreed with you and it ruined your day.

We were at dinner, just hanging out, and you were like, "I don't fucking understand!" You gotta let it go, man! You gotta let it! It's not in my soul! It's the internet! This is what we do! I know the comment! I know the comment!

it was on my 1911 video where I was talking about how the 1911 was better in 1911 when it came out because 45 was better than 9mm fucking 90 years ago because it had better kinetic energy and people were like oh actually 9mm isn't fucking any worse than 45 yes by modern standards fuck stick when did the when did 9mm hollow point get developed this is our guest when did the oh shit advent here when did the

millimeter hollow point get developed personally i'm more of a fan of the tiger tank wrong it was 1978 okay so up until 1978 45 was absolutely better than nine millimeter and this dickhead is like oh you think that 45 is better why don't you explain the history of the mozambique drill oh mozambique was developed by fucking rhodesian special forces when he had to shoot a communist

In the chest twice and then once in the head because that's Mozambique right two to the chest one to the head Special forces tough guy shit, and I was like yeah, that was with a Browning high-powered not a Browning 1911 They're different guns. I realized they were developed by the same guy. That's a different To your story Same gun and that's why they're like all this proves my point is like I know you prove my point you fucking moron Oh, I guess so mad

You don't say. Oh, shit. Admin's here. I just came right here. It's like featuring fat electrician and retard. I have college professors. Or whatever you call it. I have college professors that are like, you know, you might be correct, but you should really adjust your tone because you have to win over hearts and minds. And it's like,

potentially, maybe, but hear me out. Some people are too far gone and you just have to ridicule them and make them look stupid. So everybody else watching is like, Oh, maybe that guy is a moron. And then you save everybody else from being a fucking moron. So that's, that's my role in all of this. I'm going to roast you for being dumb. That's, that's what I'm going to do. You can let everybody else have the appropriate tone with this. I'm fucking over it.

Oh, I can't stand dumb people. Hey, so Aaron, what are you working on? Oh shit, Admin's here. I'm so sorry. I love Aaron. He's a great person. You mean fuckstick? Yeah. I think Erwin Rommel really had a good shot at saving the Third Reich's chances during World War II, but he was really hindered by Hitler.

Any allied commander had no chance against Erwin Rommel, truly, if he was left to his own devices. Cody, close it out before he starts. Cody, close it out before he starts. That will be a part of the after show. I love Nick so much. Thank you for joining the Unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli DoubleFab, my friend.

Fuck stick. Yeah, fuck stick. Fuck stick results. Administrative fuck stick results. Oh shit, Edmonds. Fat electrician, myself, and King Trout. Thank you for coming on all of us. Wait, can I say something real quick?

Nick's channel is absolutely one of my favorite channels to watch. Whenever I'm eating food, I'll throw on some Fat Electrician and enjoy some history. It's also great to be on the Unsubscribe podcast. I love this channel a lot. Funny story, I was telling Cody off camera, but back when I was a cop, we would watch his shooting breakdowns a lot, and it was a really cool thing to finally be working with him. It's great to be out here, guys. Thanks for having me. Also, hi, Connor.

No, I like Trout a lot. He's a great guy. Also, side note, how is it making new accounts and commenting on his videos? You know, it's never been easier. That's you, motherfucker? That's you. That's you. That's you. That's you.

You got me. You got me.