158 - Donut Gets Swatted & Ethan Gets Robbed ft. Sniping Soup & Ethan | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 158
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Dr. Super N-word. Why do you just taste me? I got robbed by crackheads. Give me my fucking car. What is happening right now? I feel like I'm back on Xbox.

Hey everyone. Oh my God. I don't even know how to start this one. Other than thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you from all our hearts. Thank you so much. We have raised a giant number that you blew my expectations out the water. Before I say that number, I must just say you all are amazing humans. Each and every one of you. Thank you for being the most amazing community we could ask for.

Period. I will stand by that till the end of times. We have the best community across all channels anyone could ask for. I'm going to keep it straight. You get real Eli. You get real Eli. So I'm going to just try to keep it together. You amazing people.

raised $107,173.16. We're not taking a single part of that. That is all going to three amazing nonprofits for autism and autism research. Now, what charities is this going to? Organization for Autism Research, Reed Foundation for Autism, and

And my brother rocks the spectrum or we rock the spectrum. It's just a, it's the nonprofit version of that. I know I make it lighthearted. It is work though. Some families are going to have a harder, maybe financially, maybe their kiddos just going through puberty. Ryan's dealing with that right now. It's, it's, it's a different beast altogether, but through patience, kindness, your guys's support, you have made a change to so many families out there that they're

might have not had the opportunities without all of you. I don't think you know how important or how precious that is as people. I am blessed.

By the humans to my left and right and this team that we've built and the community that has rallied behind us. I am thankful each and every day for it. And I will always be thankful each and every day. Ryden is thankful each and every day for everything you have done and these dreams that have now been attainable because of it. And it pushes me harder and harder and it makes me try to be a better human because of all of you. Cause I want to show you it is anything is possible.

Through hard work, just like I said last time, and I want to show my son anything is possible through hard work and positivity. We are now giving opportunities for these kiddos and these adults that might be having some issues just being a little bit different, but no less awesome. A chance to thrive.

Through these different ways of learning or teaching or just helping families that have a financial burden and lifting that burden for them. And again, that is all thankful for you guys out there. I just wanted to say thank you.

y'all are amazing humans. I hope each and every one of you pat each other on the back. Even watching the love and support for Pepperbox was mind-blowing. Not for me, but for everyone involved. And it's all again thanks to you people out there that make a difference. Thank you guys. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart and

And all our hearts here. Y'all are amazing humans. Continue to push forward. Be positive. Be successful. Never give up. And know you can do anything if you set your mind to it. I love you all.

Cheers. I'm joined today by two pieces of shit. That's actually perfect. That would be perfect. Okay, we're going hard today. They're just going to drill us for it. These kids. Oh, yeah. So we have to get a fresh one. Pick. And then you're going to count down from three and then we're going to pop that shit. Does it have to be a white claw or can I do it truly? Three, two, one.

Oh, yeah. Did it right by the mic, too. Yeah, same. I got it all over the place. Oh, yeah, daddy. Cheers. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribed Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Fat, Ethan, Soup, and myself, Donut Operator. Thank you for watching all of the dumb shit that we do. For some reason. Sorry, Cody's burn is shit, right? Bro, I am fucking...

I'm burned out. We had range day yesterday and it was really sunny out there. It turns out, you know. We've had a couple weeks to say the least leading up to like today is our last day. This is our last podcast. We're fucking done.

So stoked for this breather for the next two months. We're good technically. We don't have to film until mid-June. Hell yeah. Got a good backlog. Oh, we have such a backlog. We're like, hey, you know what would be great? Let's do a whole bunch of live shows. Then a whole bunch of podcasts. Also range day. Really hot range day.

All at the same time. And within two weeks, this will be really good. No stress at all. And here we are. Easy day. You guys have a good time at range day though? Always. For sure. Yeah. That was a good time. We had a lot of good vendors out there. We had many guns out there this time. Like that was a, that was a good time. Ballistic dummy labs brought out some stuff that everyone shot at the end of it. Did they chop it up? Oh yeah. We just chopped a bunch of torsos in half.

Did the minigun, did they get it in slow motion at all? Yeah, I think, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think, yeah, I think they brought out the slow-mo camera and got it. That Phantom just cleaning up data. Yeah, the high-speed guys, ballistic high-speed guys. They're hanging out later. Nice. Hell yeah. Sweet.

Okay, so we've had our boy Soup on before. Huge gamer, hilarious content. Both of you together are fucking comedy gold. I was just watching Cody. They do a reactions together. And then the unfortunate name.

What was the super, like, imagine your name was super N word. Oh yeah. What was that for? It was just a random username. Yeah. It was just a random like video that we watch. We just watch like meme compilations together and sometimes you have some really good ones in there. And the dude's name was. Yeah.

Just super N-word. Super hard R. No, it was just super N-word. Or what was it? No, I think it actually was. Oh, God. Oh, I didn't even see that. The official name. I didn't even see that. You're like, imagine that's your actual name. Introducing it class. Yeah. Or if you became a doctor. I mean, that would be a hell of a title. Doctor super N-word. It's like...

It's like an Xbox-generated name or something. You want one of these? No, I'm good, man. The old Modern Warfare. Oh, God, no. I would vomit at this point in my life. I'm like, oh, no. So, Soup's been doing this since... What, you have been doing this since 2012 or something like that? I think like 2009. I think. Bro, we're getting old. Bruh. Yeah, I started in 16. And then...

Ethan, how long did it take for you to actually start using or incorporating each other into content? Because you're childhood friends. These are good old boys that grew up together. They look like brothers. We basically are. Please don't say that again. I take offense to that. Everyone always says we look the same or something, and he's always like, don't ever say that. It's insulting. Weird that people would say that. No similarities whatsoever. Okay.

uh ethan started what like three years ago four years ago yeah like uh 2020 maybe 21 i can't remember something like that did you get him into it then yeah okay we had always made like stupid videos together because like you know where we grew up there wasn't really a whole lot of shit to do and we would just play baseball or play sports or whatever and then

Played video games in our free time. And then we had like a flip camera. You guys remember the flip camera where like the USB came out of the side of it? It's a really bulky camera. It wasn't good. Yeah. It was actually really cool for the time though. It was like, I think they might've been before like GoPros were a thing. So it was really cool when we would just film ourselves doing like

The dumbest shit. Just like running around the house. Pretend I'm jumping out the window or something. Yeah. Or like pretend we're drinking bleach. Like just doing stupid shit like that. And we never uploaded it. Did you guys grow up on CKY then? No, but that's what? Can't Kill Yourself? Yeah, yeah, yeah. CKY that went into Jackass when they first started Jackass. Because I grew up on that and I would film the same stuff. Mom knows...

Yeah. It's getting into like the grocery carts. It's like, push me. I'm going to onto the curb. It'll wreck and flip me out. Yep. Yep. Same stuff. Jumping into bushes and shit. We did watch Jackass growing up. Yeah. So that's pre-date. This is what turned into Jackass. Bam's the one that started like CKY, right? Yeah. I think Bam started CKY and then Johnny Knoxville, he was, he worked for a big, I think it

I think it was Big Brother magazine. It was a skateboarding magazine. And together, they came together and they went into the jackass era. And just lived the dream. So you guys did your stuff. You finally got into it. And then you got into gaming first. Or what did you do? He was like, hey, fucking do this stuff. Brother. He told me to do it for a long time. And I like...

was an idiot and I went to college and now I owe the government a lot of money. What a dumbass. I know. And then, yeah, I was like just working at the beach and stuff. And I was just like, one day I called him. I'm like, all right. I was working at the beach. Be more specific. You're at a desk. You're like,

No, I was, I have my captain's license. So I was doing like parasailing and banana boats and all that stuff. And which sounds great, but I was doing it every day, all day, like not making a lot of money. And then one day I was like, I called him. I'm like, I'm down to try YouTube or whatever. So whatever you want me to do, just let me know. And we started doing the reaction stuff together. And then I got like robbed by crackheads randomly, like,

Almost immediately. On Christmas. Yeah. It's like three months into doing it, I got all my stuff taken and so we had to do it in person. Because I didn't have anything and it just kind of went from there. Do what in person? The reactions. We stream it on Twitch or whatever. Oh, okay. And then we'll take the highlights and put them into videos or whatever. I was like, did the crackhead steal your YouTube blog? No. Give it to me. 5, 4, 6, 6, 3. Take it off.

No, they took my computer and shit. Like they took everything. Oh, they broke into your house. Yeah. Yeah. So they took everything. I was like, you're at a stand up. They're like, give me your money. You're pulling out a PC. No, no, no. YouTube password. Bro, how did they steal your shit? Yeah. Like I wasn't there. I gave them. So I was sponsored by a PC company called Ironside. I don't know if y'all have heard of them or whatever, but I thought they were a dope company. And they sent me like my first like sponsored computer, which was sick. It had like a 1080 in it, I think.

Oh, yeah. Something like that. Monster back in the day. Yeah. It was still a nice PC. And I was like – I gave it to him. I was like, I don't really need it anymore, but it's still good. And you can, like, use it to get started or whatever. Then it got fucking stolen, which is just so funny because, like –

It's how it goes. Ethan's so unlucky with shit. It's just so funny. He lost American Airlines, lost his luggage on the way here. Or put it on the wrong flight. We'll just look at one another and just laugh. It's always me, too. I don't know why it's always me. It's so funny. He's just laughing. He's no help. He loves it. Of course. You rolled low luck.

Yeah, it was insane though because we were doing it on Discord. I would just get on Discord and watch shit with them or whatever, and it was funny. And then I just had nothing. I had no way to do it anymore. So we just had to start doing it in person. But it's probably better. We love doing – that's why we don't do remote. We've always done in person because you get actual natural reactions. You get that chemistry, and it feeds off of it versus that weird delay sometimes. Right. Yeah.

Oh, joke said. Okay, now I have to laugh. Or pause in the video to say something or whatever. Like, yeah. Fuck that. It ended up being a good thing, but... We do it over Discord a little bit now, but we still like doing it in person and all that. Because it's just funny. Like, our videos are so, like, low quality. Like, this whole setup is...

So fucking nice compared to what... This is the nicest microphone I've ever talked to. I've never even seen one of these in person. It's kind of sick. You take this house over, it's robbed in three days. I'm like, how did that happen? This is a gated community.

They're going to come here. They're going to follow me. Waiting out in bushes. We made it like a joke or whatever. We're going to do a charity stream for Ethan because he got robbed by crackheads. That's what we said. And it ended up like people loved it. Well, I guess we've got to keep doing it now. Well, what happened is we did that and it did pretty well. And he gave me the money to buy fucking underwear and stuff because they took everything from me.

And so we did that. And then the next... How long were these crackheads in your house? I guess a while. I don't know. I wasn't there. They had stole a car, too. They stole someone's car because he was still living in a college area or whatever. And they know that the college kids leave... Because the cop was telling us they've done it before. They knew who it was. They basically knew who it was. And it was like...

They wait for the college kids to go home for Christmas break, and then that's when they go and steal shit. It's predetermined or whatever, planned out. And they stole your fucking underwear, bro. They took my passport. They took my electric razor, my shoes. I like sound. They took your shoes? Everything, man. Dude, the guy posted a picture on Facebook wearing his fucking shirt.

I swear to God. He was wearing my shirt, my necklace, my headphones, selling my graphics card out of my computer. And I tried to buy it, actually, because it was like $100. I'm like, dude, that's like a $1,000 graphics card. You're like, I'll take it. Give me my fucking card. Literally, though. I mean, but yeah. They backed up a car and fucking took it all. Do we need to go hurt some people? I know.

That'd be awesome. Would be awesome. But now you're a grillionaire. Don't know what the f*** that means. It's dope. A million bananas. Somebody sent me this. I'm like, I kinda like it. You're like, that's dopey shit. I'm gonna rock it. I would've bought that if I saw it. Ooh. Ooh, Eli! I'm a ghost.

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Notice mom's laughing at him. It's so hard. It's funny, isn't it? It's funny. Yeah, I mean, it is what it is. The story actually ends crazy, though. I'll let you tell it because it's your story. Well, yeah. When he told me this, I was like, what the fuck? They lived one road over, I guess, and it was a guy and a girl, and the girl like herself, I guess, and got like,

There was, like, blood. Yeah. I don't know. Do I plot that? There was, like, blood all over my stuff. I couldn't really get anything back because it was, like, ruined, you know? I mean, it had, like, crackhead juices on it, whatever. Yeah. And I was like, dude, I'm like, that crackhead's soul is forever in that computer. So that thing is haunted now, dude. We got to get rid of it. Why is my PC smoking rock? I mean, there was so much to it. Like, we...

The cops called me that night because me and him drove down and they called me that night. They're like, we have some of your stuff. And it was at like a Dollar General in an abandoned car, right? Yes. And he's like...

He's like taking selfies with the cops. They're like, yeah, the cops knew who I was. I'm like, I'm like grabbing my fucking underwear and like my soundbar out of an abandoned car. And the lady's like, my son loves you. Like taking selfies with him. I'm just like, what is happening right now? Yeah. This is like day after Christmas. Yeah. It was like the day after Christmas.

It was insane. You have the worst luck I have ever had. I'm telling you right now, I do. It's unreal. It was a wild Christmas. I think one of my parents had COVID.

that Christmas. So I wasn't even able to go see my parents and I'm like clearing Ethan's house with a shotgun. It's like, yeah, Merry Christmas people. Bro, I got swatted on Christmas last year. Oh my God. How'd that happen? Remember that? Yeah. No, someone called in, um, my girlfriend, Heather, they, uh, they call and they were like, he killed his son and he's holding Heather hostage. And so I'm sitting at my parents' house and

And I get the call and there's like two fire trucks. There's like six police cars. They're all just sitting at my house. Cody's not in the state. Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, yeah. This happened here where I live in San Antonio. And I'm back in South Carolina with my parents. And I get the call like, we're at your house. Are you killing your girlfriend right now? What the fuck are you talking about? I'm trying to enjoy Christmas with my parents. Yeah, that was a wild time. That's insane.

Christmas. He's been swatted. How many times? Five times. What? Cody's had to do the walkout, lift shirt up.

Holy shit. Do any of those guys ever know that it's you? I mean, they know it's me. They know my internet name, so that's why they found my address and they come after me and stuff. No, the police. I meant like the SWAT or the police that show up. They didn't even know what SWATing was. When I went out there and I had to lift up my shirt and spin in circles and be like, I'm not holding anyone hostage. Yeah. Yeah.

None of them knew the donut thing. That's insane. Yeah. No, that was a wild one. That was the first time I got swatted. Then I got swatted four more times after that. Now, what's that process like of being swatted? They literally...

Did they kick your door down and just come in? They were going to, but Chocolate Operator... Save some lives. Yeah, they knew that my buddy Chocolate Adam...

They knew that I was like SWAT before and they figured out what department I worked with. So they called my old department and chocolate got on the phone with him. And he's like, do not kick his fucking door in. Do not do that because I keep a bedside gun, right? Like a really nice rifle next to me. So if anyone ever tries to harm me and my family, I'm just going to get up and start shooting people. And so because of chocolate, they didn't kick my door in, which thank God,

I would have smoked a couple police officers and I might have been smoked myself. It can actually be horrible. Yeah. It would have been a bad situation. Because it's not like you know that you're getting swatted. It just kind of happens. Yeah, I would have just heard. Because it was back when I was streaming like 12 hours a day and I just went to bed. And they were trying to call me to ask me to come outside. The police department was. Phone's on silent. Yeah, my phone's just silent. I'm like, I'm going to sleep till the morning because I've got to stream the next day and everything.

And yeah, thank God they got a hold of chocolate. Because if I heard my door being kicked in, I would have just been like... Just grab, gun, run out, see what's going on. Yeah. That would have been a bad day for everyone. Everyone involved. That's one where you're like, uh-oh. I'm still not sober. Yeah. How does it do? Yeah, because I'm sitting on stream drinking and stuff. And they're like...

I went to town muscle memory would have kicked in. There would have been some dead police officers there, but thankfully that didn't happen. And they were able to get me on the phone after a while. I went outside, I had to like hold my shirt up and spin around to show I wasn't holding anything, brought me down the street. And then they're like, can we go into your house? We need to check if it's okay. And I was like, no, you got a warrant. My boys. Yeah.

I was like, I know the law. I am the law. Was the law. That is wild, though. You had asked me what my craziest YouTube story was, I think, last time. Yeah. And I drew a blank. I wasn't even thinking about it, being in Vegas and shit. Oh, yeah. I'm just like, drink, gamble, drink, gamble. It's the only thing on my mind. Living the dream. Yeah, living the dream. I had got...

I called from the FBI one time because of my YouTube shit. Like the local FBI or whatever had called me. Yeah, just like a local joint task force? I guess. About what? Something presidential, I'm guessing. I don't know. No, I was doing like a Gary's Mod video, like a role-play Gary's Mod video.

And I was documenting like the worst role play servers that you could just go play on. And I don't think they have it anymore, but it was like Auschwitz role play, like school shooting role play, like just the most, it's like, why is this like, I was like, why are you able just to go, why are you able just to go play this? Like, so I was like, I'm going to do a video about this. And as you do, yeah, this is horrendous.

Let me draw more attention to it. I need to spread the word on this. I was still living with my parents. And then your thumbnail was like, Auschwitz, is it bad? Red arrow exclamation point. It was a dumb idea. It was a stupid idea. I was just trying to be edgy. Whatever.

And I was just like, this is crazy that you can go play these. And I was like, I just want to see what the people are like on these servers. And let me tell you something. They are exactly what you think. They are textbook. And it was on the Auschwitz server.

This dude took me in-game. He tied me up in-game or whatever. Jesus Christ. Yeah, and he took me down to this cellar or something. And these videos are still up. It's still on my channel. Are they monetized? I don't know. I hope not. I'd be so pissed if they are when my shit gets demonetized. And Donut can make... All his is like a shooting now is like a blurry screen with quack, quack, quack because he can't even make gun sounds. Like his is like...

And then him talking. Right. Yeah. And this dude like tied me up, took me down to the cellar or whatever and

And I was like, this is kind of weird, but it has to be expected. And he was like, just saying that he was going to go to school and all this kind of stuff. And like, normally I can like, I know that most people that say that kind of shit on the internet, like are joking. Yeah. They're just being a little edgy. Yeah. They're just being edgy kids or whatever, being stupid. And, um, but something about this guy was like, this is a little off. Like something's just, the way he's talking is just a little weird. And he just, he's like taking me to the secluded place to like say all this or whatever. Um,

And I was like, that's weird. And then like my comments were like, oh, you know, this guy's edgy or whatever when he throws soup off and all this kind of stuff. He's throwing you off his... I mean, I don't know. And I uploaded it or whatever. And the next day I got a phone call and I didn't answer it because I didn't know the number. And then I got a text message like, hey, this is so-and-so with the local FBI. Like,

where you live here's your full address like your full name like they sent me a text message like everything about me and i was still with my parents like i was still living with my parents at the time and i was like shit a brick i mean my pants filled up i like shit myself i was like oh my god i'm like i'm gonna be grounded for so long i'm like i have just fucked up really how old were you at the time i think i was like probably 19 or 20 gotcha

Going to be grounded for so long. You know what we've always wondered, though? So we're definitely being investigated by the federal government, like our group of people. We have like one of the biggest machine gun collections. You know, we do all these big range days and stuff people come out to. I've always wanted to know what our group is called from the federal government. Because they usually assign names to it. Like a nickname or something? Yeah. Yeah.

Like a call sign or anything like that. Dude, I hope the top comment on this is like FBI. It's this. Okay, pin that. They're watching. That'd be cool if you had like San Antonio gun boys, like something cool. But I know it's going to be something super gay. Just super gay. The donut shooters or something. The fuck boys. The dunking club.

Come on. Calm guzzlers. FBI, come on. We don't like calm. Okay, we do. Can you change the name? We petition it? We want to change the name if you don't mind. White House petition. We got 100,000 votes. Switch that shit.

So what happened? Did you text them back? I called them immediately. I called that number back immediately. And he was just like, I was like, am I in trouble? And he was like, no, you're not in trouble. He was like, it's a good thing you uploaded it. We want to like investigate this guy. And I was like, oh my God. Okay. So it was more investigating him than you. Yes. Because he was such a creepy mother.

Right. They've been watching that dude for a while then. I don't know. He was just like, if you could please email me or something or text me the Steam profile he was using. And I was like, I'll do my best. I don't really know.

it's like i hope i picked the right person on steam right in the profile they can find your full address and stuff but they don't know this guy so it's like we know where you live but we don't know how to use steam it is our greatest enemy bro it's the same thing with swatting like the yeah they didn't know what swatting was every every time i've been swatted they're like what's swatting which is how do you not

I should be like, it is now. That should definitely be something that's important. It should at least cover that a little, you know? A little bit. Make it known. Yeah, to keep me from...

police officers. That'd be really cool. And you getting killed or something. They've had that happen where it's like that one dude that was just like, I'm not putting my hands down. I'm not moving. He's like, I don't trust any of you. And he went like this. Fucking person shot. There was like one very poorly trained, obviously, police officer out there that just fucking smoked old dude. Like, dude, that is...

My biggest fear is anyone that's like in a high stress situation with a gun and I see them breathing heavy. I'm going to be like, yep, that's, I'm going to keep these. Get on your knees. I'm a stand here. You walk up, grab each hand individually or place me to, you could throw me on the fucking ground. I'm fine with it. I'm going to stand here for now. Yeah. Especially if it's a female police officer. Yeah.

Are there acorns around you? Yeah, anywhere. Taser, taser, taser. Pow! Why didn't you just tase me? Oh, it hurts so bad. It's happened multiple times. If you have not seen those videos, do you know what we're talking about? No, I don't. You haven't seen the acorn video? I don't think so, no. Holy shit, the acorn. Cody, this is your expertise.

So there was a... Oh, wait, no, no, no. I know what you're talking about. The guy that did a combat role and started shooting at the back of the car? I haven't seen the video, but I think I saw where you had posted that or whatever. I haven't watched it, though. Give an explanation. So Homeboy is... What are they on call for? It's a domestic violence situation. The male half wasn't even on scene.

The he had posted something about having a suppressed weapon earlier. He shows up. He's perfectly, perfectly compliant. He's like, hey, guys. OK, yeah, I guess I messed up. They put him in handcuffs. They searched him. No weapons. Put him in the back of the police car. And as the the male officer is walking back to the police car, an acorn falls on it. I did see that. Yeah. Yeah.

And he just fucking freaks out. And he does two combat roles, comes up, starts shooting at the back of the car. He's like, I'm hit. I'm hit. It's like, what? Like he wasn't hit at all. No one was shooting at him. And so he just like, he fucking shoots at the back of the police car. And then his female sergeant is on scene too. She's in front of the car and she turns around and sees him saying, I'm hit. I'm hit. He's in there. And like he, or she pulls her gun and like unloads into the car too. And,

Fortunately, the guy didn't get hit by anything. That would have been a bad day for everyone. He's in tires of the Caribbean. The slow-mo. He's like, ah! Bullets and glasses are just going around. Off of an angle. And his hands are literally probably strappy on him. Right, Cody? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They put him in the back, handcuffed. Oh, there was a dude in the car while they're doing this. That's who they're blaming. That's who the dude's.

Oh shit! He's getting shot at? He's getting shot at in the back of the police car. Oh my god. He was shitting himself. Bro. Bro, could you imagine? Was it luck? That's good luck. Seriously. No. That is what would happen. He died from an acorn falling. Seriously. Thank god he didn't get hit by anything, man. He must have been in the floorboard just like, oh god, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They come up to him and he's like, did you guys get the guy? Yeah.

Cause he did two dark souls roles. Like the guy was like, I'm here laid down. I'm like, guess what? They never teach you during any combat training, combat roles.

in my entire war life in my... Cody, this is coming from someone who was shot in warfare before Eli. I've been shot many times. You don't roll. Like, what the fuck is that? That's like a video game thing. Like, I don't understand that. Was it only one acorn? It was one acorn fell on top of the police car. And it sounds like this is...

That's all it took. Retarded fire! When I was a cop, like if an acorn fell on a car, I'd be like, oh cool, that was an acorn. That's really neat. Okay, whatever. Cool. I'm gonna go finish out my call now. The man I just put in the back of this vehicle and handcuffed and made sure was secure.

He just shot at me with it. With a suppressed, yeah. That's what he thought, a suppressed gun. Which, you know, if you have a suppressed pistol that long, you're going to find it in their pants. And they already searched him. Right. So, yeah, it was a wildest shit ever. What happened from that? Like, was there a follow-up? Did that guy get fired? He got fired, yeah. The tree was arrested, too. They arrested the squirrel.

The squirrel got shot. The squirrel is f***ed up. The squirrel and the tree. Trees and handcrafts are dragging you down the road. The tree got swatted. You're going away for life, buddy. The AI generated pictures that someone made. It was like the squirrel with the acorns. It's just like standing at the top of the tree. We're going to ruin their whole day.

That is insane. That's going to happen to you. Don't worry. Anytime I get pulled over, I'll be like, listen.

First of all, be on the lookout for the acorns. That was a really fast hand move. I wouldn't do that, bro. Oh, yeah, true. Bro, thank God for the defund the police movement, you know? Yeah, they really help training. They really help training. Defund the squirrels. It was like the Rick and Morty. Don't fuck with the squirrels, Morty. Morty. Morty.

I wonder how much of a payout that guy got from getting shot at like that. Oh, he's getting fucking paid. Oh, for sure. That was probably a great thing that happened. He's probably happy. He's probably like, I fucking love acorns, dude. Like a golden statue of an acorn in his yard. Dude, he's probably getting a couple million at the least. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, I'd be like, I have such bad PTSD.

ever look at an acorn tree again i can see the the chief of the department sitting at home when he saw that and he's like those are one of those calls it's any uh that's wild yeah you dude there's a lot of those stories yeah you have really dope ones and unfortunately it's like a police officer says 80 children

One acorn erases that fucking dude instantly. Yep, exactly. It erases all the goodwill that people have against police officers. But cool. One acorn. We don't care about that. That though, that, that is media attention to a new degree. She's like, ah, yes, feed into it. By the way, I mentioned this on the last podcast. If you have any chance to bully a journalist, just fucking bully a journalist. They're not real people. They suck. Yeah.

Yeah. It's all for clicks. Like modern day journalism is clicks. That's all it is. We've got to watch it firsthand since Brandon, one of the other hosts, he's now in the runoff for Congress. We're going to have a congressman as a host on this podcast, which is really weird. That's wild. Yeah. Oh, trust us. We know. But we get to see what, how the media just like.

Brandon hates veterans. He hates veterans on the podcast with all the veterans. Yeah. Yeah. They'll just clip literal, like two second segments and be like, this is what Brandon stands for. And you're like, yeah,

It is absolutely ridiculous to watch how they just manipulate everything. You're like, this is disgusting. This is why we don't do politics, period. Yeah, they take the three-second clip from something. What was the one the other day where... Brandon loves California. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I love California. And they clip that and they put it in the news. That's it. And his opponent was like, I love California. And what he was saying, he was like, yeah, I would love California if all the people didn't live there.

And they removed that part of it. And they're like, Brandon loves California. Do you want to vote for Brandon Herrera? And you're like, what? You didn't just like three more seconds shows the entire segment of what he was talking about. People believe that shit too. Oh, unfortunately. That's insane. That's all it takes. But as Brandon says, doesn't look good in the mailer.

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So you're now into gaming. What is your favorite style? Was he always into gaming? Oh, yeah. Console boy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Xbox usually. Okay, Xbox. Xbox or PlayStation boy? I had a 360 at one point. I've been more PC than anything. Okay, your entire life. My main thing was Xbox, but I have everything now just in case I need it. Of course. What was your Xbox name?

I was like, I know where this happened. Let me think. Dr. Super N-word. Let's go with that. I think it was like, it was Easy Snowman for like the longest time, right? I think, yeah. I'm pretty sure that's what it was, yeah.

You're just like, this is my name. Easy Snowman. Yeah, I don't know. I was fucking eight years old when I made it. God, how old are you? 26.

I'm just babies. Yeah, man. What's your Xbox name? Do you remember that? My very, very first one? Yeah, or second. I don't fucking know. I know at one point it was like Inferno, and then I had one that was like... So proud of that one when you typed it out. I don't know. I had different ones over the years or whatever. One time it was just Dallas, like Dallas with numbers behind it.

I do have a funny story about that though. I like when MW three came out, there was a sniper in the game called the L 96. And I was like, that sniper's fucking bad-ass. And I was like, I wonder if that gamer tag has been taken yet. And I was like looking on the Xbox or whatever, like sending a friend request. And I typed it in and some guy had got it. And I was like, Oh, I'm going to ask him if I can buy it. And he like messaged me back and was like, yeah, if you like, if you give me like a $15 Xbox card or something, I'll buy it. And I was like, okay, cool. Um,

And, uh, I had no money at the time. I was just a fucking kid and I was using my dad's like credit card on the X-Box. And my dad was like, yeah, you can get $15 and get it or whatever. He didn't really understand. He, you know, he didn't know. And, uh, so I gave him the $15 and he gave me the login details and I was like, okay, I didn't get scammed. Like, fuck yeah. So I logged into the account and he was like, just promise. Like if you're going to use the name, like put some membership on it, like don't just buy it and not use it. And I was like, yeah, of course.

And that's what the guy who had it said to me. Treat this name with respect. Yeah, so dumb. Eight-year-old you. I will honor this name. I will honor this name. This man is honorable. And I logged into it and I was like, I asked my dad, I'm like, I want to get like the Xbox Live membership on it, which was like a year, which was like 60 bucks.

He was like, all right, you can do it. And I put it in or whatever, and I played on it for like one match. Then I got a notification that was like, login details have changed, and it kicked me off. I was like, fuck. Like, what the fuck, man? That sucks. And I didn't think anything else of it. I was like, I got scammed. That sucks. I'm not going to tell my dad what happened. I'm not going to tell him. Well, like a month goes by. He comes in my room. He's like, son, can you explain this to me? And on his statement, I can't remember how much.

He got charged like $5,000 or some shit. I don't remember how much money it was, but it was a lot of fucking money. And this dude used it to play like Pac-Man. It was like... I think he was doing the Xbox arcade and he kept paying to play like Pac-Man. Just quarters? Yes! He just inserts quarters. Dude, you could have bought the whole fucking arcade machine. Like, what are you doing? Like...

Cody, this is ringing too close to you. You had a similar thing happen to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It might have been the same guy. He's upstairs now. My son. John, can you hear me? Okay, okay, we're good. Sorry, he's embarrassed about this whole story. He was staying with my parents for a little bit, and you're familiar with Roblox, of course. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm looking at my PayPal account one day and I'm like, $20, $30, $20, $30. I'm like, what the fuck is coming out of here? Because all my Patreon money goes into my PayPal account. I wasn't paying much attention to it. And one day there was a $500 charge. I'm like, what the fuck is this? And it was all coming out of Roblox. It turned out. I know my parents are sitting over here listening to me. Because he was staying with them at the time and it was like,

oh shit we added it all up it's like five thousand dollars in roblox like holy i mean he was younger he's much younger than he was now and he my credit card had been left on his on his roblox account right because i bought him like one thing one time for twenty dollars and uh i call mom because because my son is sitting there at the time and i'm like hey what's going on with roblox and he's just like oh shit oh shit i got caught

He had been siphoning. He had been buying Roblox. He didn't know he was doing anything malicious. He was just like, Roblox is fun. But he had ended up taking like $5,000. Oh, my God. So it was actually him. It wasn't like someone else. No, no, no. He didn't realize what he was doing at the time. He was just like, I like this thing in Roblox. I like this thing in Roblox. And in the end, I was like, oh, that's like five grand. I feel like they set it up that way. They wanted that to happen. Oh, yeah. They're doing it. They're doing it. They know what they're doing for sure.

He had all those Roblox hosts. He had the vehicles, the skins. Everything in the damn game was living high. They were living a high life. Top 1% of all Roblox players. He was like the leader of a group or something. Elon Musk of Roblox. He was sitting there in his chair. My boy's in the fucking Roblox ocean with an aircraft carrier. He was having fun.

That is awesome. Did I ever tell you about, we've never talked about this, my online name? No. Okay. So when I was younger, shithead skateboarder, 15, 16 years old, we had this dude that used to hang around us who was a really good skateboarder and he would call everyone straw balls.

I'm like, oh, Straw Boss is kind of cool. He calls me Straw Boss all the time. So my World of Warcraft name kind of got banned because I bodied. But it was Straw Boss. First off, bodied is okay. We have jobs. He didn't at the time. I didn't at the time. I was 15 years old. It turns out Straw Boss is what slaves used to call their owners. I was like, oh, shit. Probably shouldn't have this name anymore. Wow.

I like how you're just like, in a sense, this is what I was called. That's a cool name. Call me Super Inmate. Oh my god. Wow. I didn't even know Straw Boss was a term for that. Yeah, me neither. See, all of them thought that was a dope-ass name. I had that Blizzard name for 16 years before I figured out that's what it meant.

delete delete delete delete i still have it it's okay now when you did um so cody you're mainly first person shooters and then growing up was it pretty much the same thing yeah yeah i played competitive csgo like a lot of first person shooters that was really good there for a while you're still pretty fucking good at first person shooters yeah i grew up on them dude dude they're the best it's like

I didn't until later I got into first-person shooters. Same? Yeah. You're a first-person shooter. And then you do, what do you do now? Or is it still your favorite genre? I play like a little bit of everything now. Because I grew up with Nintendo and shit. And Mario was my favorite game growing up. And I would just play all the Nintendo shit. And my first Call of Duty was fucking COD 4 Reflex Edition on the Wii.

which was dog shit. You had to like put the Wii remote, but it was free online. You could play with other, like play like COD multiplayer for free on the Wii, but the, the UI and everything, if you watched a video of it now, you'd be like, holy shit. Like it looks like some Japanese like rip off arcade machine, but like you would put the Wii remote into like the, I think it was called the blaster.

he'd stick it in there and stick the nunchuck on the back so it'd be like you're holding a gun or whatever and it had a trigger on it and everything and you had to point at the screen like where you wanted to shoot how'd you move with a nunchuck you would like oh there's a worse fucking design yeah you'd hold it like a gun or whatever and use the nunchuck to move around and aim with the weaver the graphics were like horrible i mean it was so bad like the first game ever made like it was bad it was really bad yeah that was my first cod

And then after that, you're like, okay, this is trash. Well, then, Ethan, you had the Xbox right out of the PlayStation. Xbox, yeah. And I was like, oh, my God. This is like a million times better than the shit on the Wii. It's a world different than from what you were doing. Oh, yeah, 100 times better. Wii was trash. It was like 720p when it came out, I think, and locked at that. And then it was like 30 frames per second. And graphics were, as you're saying.

Yeah. It was made for, like, bowling and shit. Like, it's not made for fucking playing COD, you know? Yeah, it was like... It's just not. I think the resolution was, like, 480p, and I don't even think it got 30 frames at most times. It was choppy as shit. Yeah, like a grenade would blow up or whatever, and it's just like...

Just so fucking bad. And then I got an Xbox and I was like, oh my God, this is insane. This is what I'm going to do from here on out. Exactly. Pretty much. And then that's what you... How is going into like First Person Shooter still your thing? What, now? Or back in the day? Like RPGs? Yeah, I mean, definitely like COD. I mean, I had...

The Xbox, but he got live by Xbox Live before I did. I just played like campaign, you know? I'm like, I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just having fun. But I went to his house and he had Xbox Live. I'm like, this is... What are these words these kids are saying? Well, yeah, but... Wow! It was badass. What's my mother?

I'm like, are these real people? You know what I mean? Like, this is crazy. I learned a lot of things on the Xbox. Learned a lot of words on the Xbox. Yeah. That's where I first, like, played stuff like that was going to his house, you know, and he had Xbox Live, and I'm like, I need this. So that's what I pretty much did after that, just played COD. It was, like, my favorite game, COD and GTA. There you go. And now what are you playing now?

Anything, really. I'm on the PC now, but I'm not good. I never grew up doing this. Dude, that is hard. The Switch is hard. The Switch from controller to keyboard and mouse. Brandon, when we had Brandon over for my birthday party. Oh, yeah. Best birthday ever. Yeah, that was years ago. Years ago. And now Brandon loves PC gaming. But yeah, we had Brandon over for his birthday party, and he was like, I don't know how to do anything...

We would say, like, jump over that. And I was like, hit space. You go like... That was me for a long time. Oh, right here. If I play COD now, I still use a controller. I don't care. He makes fun of me. I do make fun of him. I don't give a shit, dude. I cannot sit here and...

do this. I mean, I could do it, but I wouldn't be good. You know? I grew up on the controller. Like, that's what I know. There was a guy that you played with that used a rollerball, right? Oh, yep. I had a couple of friends that would roller. You ever seen the mouse with the rollerball? Fucking monster. Rollerbar mouse is, you know, this is how you move your mouse. Instead, the track or the ball is...

it's on the top yeah old now an old mouse yeah yeah an old mouse was late uh they weren't laser there was a ball that would move right movement and then one of those mice was on the side so you use your thumb to move where the arrow or how you aimed was wow yeah you weren't weird you just gotta do this like this

It's like mounted sideways. It's fucking God. I hate that. But like you said, the guy you played with was an absolute monster with it. It is. What is this called? Rollerball mouse. Rollerball mouse? Question mark. I think. Dude, I hate looking at them. Oh, I forgot. They have ones with the fucking middle fingers, too. Oh, God. Instead of the boiled egg being on the bottom, it was on the top. It looks like something that like a like an obese school teacher would use. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Hideous. Wow. No, that makes a lot of sense. Yeah. You know what I mean? Every time I see one of those, I'm like, that's for like fat teachers. Yeah.

I don't know why. This is too much work. That's just where my brain goes when I say it. I don't know why. That's a lot of... There we go. You just made some weird connection in your brain. Doesn't it make sense though? Maybe I had a fat teacher that used one of those. They're like that Diet Coke. Watch my calorie intake.

They're sitting on the medicine ball. Oh, no, never. I'll never use a medicine ball. We did have a teacher that had a medicine ball. That's her chair. God, you guys are... That's what I love. It's when you're hanging out with like the... I mean, your first consoles were what? First console ever. Honestly, I think it was like the PlayStation 1. Like someone gave it to me. Decent, decent. Nintendo 64.

This is crazy to me. Like, I know my story of what was yours. NES, just the original Nintendo. That's badass. Thanks, mom. Hard, bro. It's fucking hard. I remember getting my Nintendo 64 on Christmas and fucking being heartbroken because my dad didn't get the cable coax cable. So I couldn't play it.

I had everything. I opened it. I was like, cool. Was it the one that came with Mario? Yep. Dude, I was in heaven. And then I couldn't play it. Just staring at it, sitting there like...

Well, that thing's fun. Yeah. No stores are open today. I think that's what happened to me whenever I got my first PC. Like my dad bought me my first gaming PC and I can't remember what was missing, but there was like one part that was missing and I had baseball practice the next day, like after Christmas. And I was like, I am not going to baseball practice. Like, I don't care. I'm going to get that part and play in this computer. Yeah.

I had everything set. It might have been like the power quarter. I don't know what it was, but yeah, I have a similar story to that. It's hard. I dude, when I had to put my kids shit, you probably don't have the same when you have to put your kids shit together for like Christmas. I'm like, man, I fucking tip my head. Cause right now I'm like, well, okay. Oculus. I got to make my kid a fucking Facebook account. Fuck download this game. I think, I don't know.

Yeah. Well, that was back when we didn't have the internet where you have to, yeah, exactly. Make a Facebook account just to play a fucking game on your new system. You have to download it beforehand. Yeah. I miss just blowing the cartridges, sticking it in, just having fun. You guys don't know that time frame. No, you kind of do.

You had to do that with the 64. You had to blow in it and stick it in there and everything. Good old Goldeneye, dude. Goldeneye and Perfect Dark. Sitting around with your friends just playing those. So

It's so fun. What was your favorite PlayStation game? This is a nerdy episode. Well, there's a few episodes where we just nerd the fuck out on and everyone's like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. No, I played like Madden and stuff growing up. I was kind of, you know what I mean? Just kind of like Madden. You did sports games? Madden 2001. What was the Nintendo 64 game? The football game. With the power slams and shit? Yeah. Where you could like jump. Where you could help the Hail Marys. Ah, fuck.

What was it, the Nintendo 64 game? I know what you're talking about. NFL Blitz. Blitz. Was that it? Yeah, yeah. I don't know if I ever played that one. Bro, bro. It's like WWF, but fucking football. Yeah. Maybe I did, I don't know. I was just a Mario nerd. That was my shit. Like, I don't know, I don't know why, but that was the one game I was like, holy shit, this is amazing. Have you watched the Mario 64 blindfold runs? Yes. Yes.

Cody, if you want to see... Dude, people can speedrun now and it's under two hours. It's like an hour and 30 minutes. Or no, it's like 20 minutes. It's 20 minutes or something ridiculous. They will be all of Mario 64 blindfolded now in under 20 minutes. They hit all the corners, like jumped here and there. And it's all sound based. They just sit there and like...

Yeah, it's all muscle memory. I watched the summoning salt video about that. My boy likes summoning salt. I love summoning salt. That's my boy. I don't know what that man looks like. No, I don't either. But if he wants to come on Unsub, we will black out your face, whatever you want. The research he does for it. It's like, how do you even find that footage, like these old Twitch speedruns from like

The early 2000s or whatever. It's like, where the, like, how are you getting those? Where the fuck are those at? This dude, you've watched a little Summoning Saw. I think I've sent him to you. He's the one that breaks down like speed running to a science. So he goes from the first clips of it. He's like, hey, the first speed runner was done in 2005. This is the first actual video of it. Or he's like, hey, there's no data. This is the user that did it. And then here's the progression up until this day. It's like the evolution of the speed running of all of it.

Yeah, it's crazy. And he only does it like once a month, once every two months is a release. And they are an hour, hour and a half long. It is the only time I just click. It's so good. Yeah. Just locked in on it. Oh, yeah. Fuck, really? Oh, my God. I didn't even think that was possible. Who's your guys' favorite YouTubers? Like a channel that you don't miss.

I really like this dude named Greg Blanchard. He does kayak fishing videos, like bass fishing videos. I did not expect that. Which is like, yeah. I watch a lot of this stuff. I don't watch it. What's his name? Greg Blanchard. That dude definitely fishes. Oh, yeah. That's his dude. That's funny. We can connect on that because one of my favorite YouTubers I never miss is called Outdoor Chef Life.

and he just catches fish and he cooks them out there. He used to be a sushi chef and I love watching his videos.

Yeah, those kind of videos are so sick. Because it's like, I want to do that, but I know I would fucking, it would be so ass to go out on a kayak on a lake. It looks so much more fun than it actually is. I'll do it in VR. It's not hot. There's no bugs. I'm not getting sunburned. Laying in bed. Bro, I'm living the fucking best life right now.

It's like when I go out and don't catch anything, it's like, fuck, I'm just going to watch people catch stuff because I suck. What about you? Who do you never miss? Like there's got to be some YouTuber out there. I don't know. It changes a lot for me. I'm random. I watch like Outdoor Boys right now. Like everyone's watching that, I think. I don't know who that is. I don't either. I think he like blew up a lot recently, but just like a guy that goes in camps like in the snow in Alaska. He just digs like a six-foot...

hole and like has like his four-year-old out there with him and it's just oh wait i don't know that one then it's pretty cool i would be surprised if y'all hadn't seen his like clips or something because he's like mega viral i probably saw him like eight months ago and i think he i could be so wrong but i think he had like like a million subs and now he's at like eight like he's like tiktok really like blew him up dude yeah some of those dudes like okay i will go on like

The outdoors channel, it's like I survived a negative 800 degrees with no flame. And you're like, I got to click on that video because that's Mars or something. Click it. And the dude walking out there, it's like a 10-minute journey. Silence building it out. It's like, this is how you build an igloo. You got to do this. And you're just...

Like it's a natural male urge to want to build an igloo in the forest or want to build a log cabin. He'll do that too. He'll dig like the snow in Alaska will be like 10 feet and he'll like dig stairs down and then make a, like, like a cave and sleep in there.

It's insane. It explains how it's like why the fire. Like, I didn't even realize igloos, you have a. Well, first off, I didn't know Eskimo was a bad word anymore. Apparently, that's not that's in trouble. Did you know that? No, I didn't know that.

Really? Yeah, that's apparently a very bad word now. We were talking about it on the drive. I was like, what? That's crazy. Yeah. But for fire... Yeah, I know. I said that the other day. Me and Leon were joking that. I was like, yeah, apparently it's a very bad word. And I was like... Are Eskimos still a thing? I think so. The Inuit people? Okay. I was just going to call them snow turtles. Now that might be a little...

I was not expecting that one. Holy shit. Well, now it's offensive. Mom, have you... This is a lot to keep up with. I need to write something up. No, wait. That was your... Wasn't that your first camera tag? No, it was not. Not easy snowman. I don't like the snow. You know what they call people from Canada? Frostbacks.

Really? I love that. Frostback. You gotta save the day. Here's your pass. I feel like I'm back on Xbox. You're in an Xbox lobby. Learning so many new words right now. I'm sorry, Gavin. Gavin's gonna have so much of that.

These black boxes over the mouth.

oh my god yeah so igloos you have to do a fire i think in the lower part and you sleep at the upper part there's like levels to igloos if it's done right and then the heat from the fire not melt the whole goddamn thing there's science like that too it makes it into i don't know it solidifies it somehow that's why i watch it i'm telling you it's fucking interesting it's kind of crazy i always think i'm like now i know i we don't yeah we're like yeah it's

I know. I'll say that. I'm like, well, I'm just, you know, making sure I know these things in case I need them. It's like, yeah, right. Yeah. So you probably couldn't do it. My favorite part of talking about that. I love like hearing that that's what you guys watch late at night. Cause we're, we do all like edgy content. We do all this stuff, but at night you sit down and you just want to watch men build cabins and igloos. And it's like, yeah, this is fucking good. Who is it? Um,

The dude that's going from primitive technology. Oh, yeah. I might know that one.

No, that guy. I've seen his stuff, but he's the guy that doesn't talk. He has millions and millions of you to do that does like the underground like spa or whatever. No, this dude is water from a like bamboo. He's some shit. Probably he is going from the primitive world of mud to now he's at steel and he's showing the documentation. He's building it out in the his like property and he doesn't do any cheats and he calls people out.

His entire videos is like 30 minutes to an hour. He does not use any kind of tech other than what is given during that timeframe. Shows all of it without saying a word, which is the most amazing thing. It's like no voicing. I was like, this dude did it right. It's shorts, no shirt. And he's just like,

like sawing away at shit. And you watch the entire time. We're like, fuck, that's how it feels. He has like a stick in the, cause his first video that blew up, he built, he built a whole like little house and he had a stick and he's just like with a stick digging the ground out. And it's kind of a time-lapse type thing.

And he just went to town and everyone was so enthralled by that. Just like, Oh, this is good content. Exactly what I was saying. It's the male urge to just like build something in the forest without any tools. I always thought too, like late at night watching stuff like that. Like I'm watching someone work their ass off. I'm like, I'm getting kind of tired, you know, like this guy's like fucking sawing away at a log for an hour. I'm like, Oh,

ready for bed you know what i mean like i am winded yeah you're working out for me buddy also outdoor boys eats like such good food he like makes his own bread and he's like i made this yesterday yeah he'll like get a stone or whatever and make like a fucking oven with stones and stuff and make homemade bread like cook a steak on it and it's like he did that like out in the

Wilderness. Like I had ramen today. Yeah. And like a grilled cheese. He's eating like a ribeye or like curry. He lived in Japan for a little while. So he like, he has like all these, you know, crazy different foods that he eats and like the middle of nowhere. It's pretty cool. I don't know. Like it is cool. Do every, when technology fails, I'm dying really quickly. I would take everyone else's stuff was like, I didn't train. I'm done.

I'm really good with shooting and guns though. I'm going to inquire. I can't build a cabin. While you guys are building the cabin, I'll keep guard. I'll take the cabin you built. This is my cabin now. It's like my fucking asshole neighbor that calls the police on me for having my car in front of my house. It's like, nah.

Your food is my food. Man, I got a new house. This is crazy. This is so crazy. Dude, yeah. Primitive technology. He is now into iron or steel, which is he was showing how to do that last process, which is... If you watch his videos, it's f***ing crazy because he builds like, okay, you pack all this mud, you make it in this tube, and then you put charcoal or you make charcoal, and then you put charcoal and something else in there, and then you have to do high... Bro, he goes...

And so he's like, this is how you make this is now you make a iron axe to cut down stuff easier. This is how you they make water to generate power or power at that time. He's going he wants to go all the way up, I think, into like the electric age or steel age.

I want to say it's the steel age. So he's been progressing through everything to that. And right now I want to say he's at iron. It's. So did he like start with nothing? He's just making like all his own tools and everything. I'm going to have to check him out. Dude. Yeah. I want to say he actually started with nothing primitive technology.

technology. It's like rust in real life. He's 11 million subs. Homeboy's doing 76 videos. That's it. Wow. 76 videos and he's at 11 million subs.

His first video, Waddle and Dob Hut, then Thatch Dome Hut, Fire Sticks. Those are the ones I think I saw. Stone Axe. Yeah, and then there's no talking. These old ones are four minutes, and then YouTube algorithm is like, wait, I make way more money if I do this. And now it's Wayblower, Iron Smelt, and Forging Equipment. That's insane. That's wild. Yeah.

I remember his first video. It went viral as fuck. Dude, all his videos, like, what is it? Popular. 89 million views. Come out, be on the podcast. That'd be really cool. You don't even have to talk. Just build something. We'll talk the entire time. He breaks the table down or something. Makes a shelter. Just stalling away at the table. We don't even care. This is fucking dope.

Dude, that's what's really cool about a lot of those channels because you have speed running channels. You have like the primitive channels. You have also outdoor channels, which tip my hat to. Yeah, for sure. Especially the wilderness ones where they go out or the survival ones was like, I'm out in a car. I've parked out in the middle of nowhere. Now I have to survive for seven days and walk myself in. You watch those ones? No, no, I haven't seen those yet.

Is it not Bear Grylls? Who was the other one that used to do that back in the day? Not sure. Not sure. There's another dude that used to be on TV. Oh, you're talking about like Bear Grylls or fucking Les Stroud? Les Stroud. Now he has a YouTube channel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has a YouTube channel now. Oh, does he really? Yeah, now he does that. I used to watch him a lot too. He was on Survivorman, right? Yeah, he was Survivorman. He was. He was basically doing that before it was on YouTube. He's just like Discovery Channel or whatever had him. Yeah.

Yeah. And they pay him and he would go out and set up the cameras to walk by and then walk, get it, walk it. I'm like, Oh, that would suck, bro. That is the worst job in the world. Cody, have you not seen his stuff? No, I mean, I remember, I remember him from back in the day. It's like out there by himself. A lot of that shit was so set up too, man. You remember the, the, the bear girls video where he's like, I'm out here surviving. And they turn the camera around and there's a highway right behind him. I,

I heard he, I don't know. I've heard all kinds of different things about him. He was SAS. Yep. So like he can obviously survive, but for reality television, Eli, you know about that a little bit. A little bit of fake, a lot fake. They literally, everything is fake. If it says reality TV, they will.

fake the shit out of it. Having a TV show when we would restore stuff, we'd be like, okay, we'd buy a vehicle brand new. Then we'd take it apart, put, and I shit you not to make it look rusty, worn and everything. It's just putting chocolate and cinnamon on it. And it looks like a rusted piece of shit. And then it's like me, like,

oh god get that restaurant and then like just a quick time last night it's like being sparkling new i'm like look what i did what did you do that for uh history channel me and rocco vincent uh vincent had our own tv show called um brothers in arms so we had like a season or two seasons technically there's a gun show then it turned into a military restoration show

It was, dude, we had a tank that we restored. It was a brand new tank. Dude, it was a nice tank. They just ordered it. Like, throw some cinnamon on that thing. And then they're like, okay, we got to make it look bad. So we just took the tracks off.

Then put just like cans and stuff and leaves inside. It's like, oh man, man, 40 years. She's been sitting here. It's like, oh, that was all fake as shit. Okay. Got it. The fucking 70 year old guy on the side who brought the tank is just like, oh shit. This sucks. Oh God. You guys putting cinnamon on the tank. What's going on? Spicing that tank up a little bit. Yeah.

So then, well, what's his last? Yeah, Les Stroud. Les Stroud, if you watch his stuff, he was the only one that did not have his TV show reality. Nothing. He didn't have any crew with him. Does he drink his own piss too? No, he would not do that. I don't think he did that. I don't know. I mean, I have no idea. I think the only one I've seen of him was when he had to survive in a car and he had like one little candle.

For heat. Was that him that did that? Yep. And it's something he's like, one little candle will like heat up just enough to warm you. Well, not a bunch, but help. Wow. There's only like two situations which he had to call in and get aid. He's like, hey, I'm not any. He documented that too on the TV. He's like, yeah, this ain't happening. Stranded on a boat in the ocean. He's like, fuck this. Like day four. He's like, yeah, I'm going to die. Hey, sup? It's your boy.

Calling the helicopters. I need help. Sheesh. Yeah, that stuff. There's another one that I watch. I watch a lot of golf YouTube as well. I'm really into that. You are all over. I know. I really am. Wait for this. I got one for you. I watch this one dude every now and then who stays and I watch. He did a video. He spent the night in a roundabout. The roundabout has bushes in the middle and he camped there. Oh, fucking. Oh, I can't think of his name. You know who I'm talking about? Yeah, I know exactly who he is. With the sign?

Because, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, but he stays in roundabouts and he'll go to like police departments and stay beside them in the woods and shit. Or like in a, off of an exit. Oh, what is his name? His wife just died of cancer last year. Really? So, yeah, so he stopped making content for a while. I cannot think of. Steve, is it? Yeah, Steve. Camping with Steve, is that it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Camping with Steve. I just, I think that might be it. But yeah.

He's like, I'm off an exit on the interstate, and there's just cars going by. And he's like, put camo up and just sleep in there. You know what I mean? Yeah. So random. I don't know why I watch that. He's such a good dude, too, man. He's the most wholesome person. Wait, so his entire thing, he's like, I'm just sleeping around about? Or no, like random places like that, you know? That is why I always say people are like, well, I don't know what to do on YouTube, so I'll...

Bro just was like, you know what? I got a video idea. If you told me that, any of my friends was like, I want to stay overnight in a roundabout. Like, it's fucking trash. Yeah. Millions of views later, I'd be like, it has a ton. Yeah. Yeah. It's like I'm staying on exit four right now. Yeah. Steve Wallace. Here I am. Slipping off of exit four.

yeah yeah yeah that's steve wallace though yeah he'll go to like abandoned houses he'll go to roundabouts he'll camp in the most like craziest places tent inside tent winter camping 11 million views holy shit no he kills it but he had it like i said he had to quit for a while his wife died of cancer and i didn't know i haven't been watching him long i didn't know that no he's a good dude man condolences to you buddy yeah dude you're crushing it i'll

Also, stealth camping in Storm Dream. Awesome. Yeah. Thumbnails. Do that. Thumbnails. Gangster. The thumbnail with the roundabout, too, is like, it's just a picture of the roundabout. He's like, camping in a roundabout. He just slept in that. It's just like bushes in the middle of the road. Connor, do you know what the best thing I love bringing with me? What?

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That's badass. I also watch this dude named SimpleFlips. He does modded Mario 64 videos. I don't really watch, I guess, what people would expect me to watch. Because I guess people think... I don't know if it's the same for y'all, but I feel like people assume...

that you're going to watch like what you do kind of in a way or like a similar like people like podcast a good example is i don't watch podcasts i i don't watch my own podcast i don't watch our pocket like i just have never watched an episode have you i have never watched the full episode of our podcast i've watched clips or segments when it's sent for like edited revisions what do you think of this one part we're busy like i don't have two hours to be like

Unless I'm on a road trip. If I'm on a road trip or something, I will watch a podcast. I'll watch our podcast and everything. For our podcast, though, I always read the comments because... That's what I care for. You guys are so fucking positive.

and we love the support and everything that you guys give us that was the only boo we ever got during the live show i was like i don't watch the i don't watch our podcast like whoa fuck you guys i appreciate each and every one of you it's like i was there when it happened yeah you don't support yourself yeah that's how i was like you know how fucking narcissistic i feel watching myself on camera i hate it i

I despise watching myself. I'm like, cool, I'm gonna watch myself talk again. Yeah. Eli, you're so funny. No, never in a million years am I gonna do that. I feel the same way. Yeah, you guys are like that too, right? You hate watching yourself. You hate hearing your own voice. Yeah, I mean, I try to watch a good majority of my stuff for like editing reasons or whatever, but...

Yeah, it fucking sucks. It's like, it's hard. I feel like it's kind of hard to watch it back over. Cause it's like, you know, what's going to happen.

So it's like, you know, I fucking just filmed this, you know? Unless we were like hammered for a reaction video. It's like, that's when it's actually fun. Yeah. Like blackout and then going back and watching it. That's sometimes I'm watching it. I'm like, I don't remember that, but that's funny. I don't remember saying that. That's every episode of unsub. I don't even remember saying that. Right. Yeah. And the beautiful audience. They're like, do you remember this time? I'm like,

I get that a lot too. Like I play shows with my band or whatever and I'll have people come and ask me like YouTube questions. And they're like, dude, when you said that, it was so funny. I'm like, did I say that? It's like, I don't, I have no idea what you're talking about. I do not remember at all. What's your band name? Slackjaw. Slackjaw. That's it. It's a metal band. Yes, sir. Hell yeah. There's usually another word that follows it.

It follows what? Slackjaw. What is that? We can't say it. You've never on Full Metal Jacket. I've seen Full Metal Jacket. I don't remember that. You Slackjaw f***.

That was the first name that I had. That was the full title that I had to write. We had to shorten it. This is blurred out. It's Slagjaw with a black bar. That's awesome.

You're like, what did I sign up for? You're like, I thought we went hard. These guys are way worse. You guys are posting this? That's why the live shows didn't go live. We had whole bits where we're like, none of this can get posted. Audience loved it.

I fucking love Kill Tony. I don't know if you know. Oh, yeah, that is another one I watch. If I can say who's Tony Hinchcliffe. Can I say that? Yeah, of course. Dude, Kill Tony. I don't know if you watch that. Dude, that, oh, my God, it's fucking genius. It's so funny. I watch it every week, every episode. I'm like, Monday night, kill Tony.

Kill Tony. I'm watching that shit. That's why because remember Chris and them were hanging out the day before and that's what they were trying to get like put all that together for us. Yeah. And then we played our venue in Austin. That's where Kill Tony started out at. Yep. The Vulcan. Yeah. We played the Vulcan. It was good. It was good. It was good. We loved it.

Don't we loved every minute of it was just so weird being in front of people. I mean, you're used to it. You're playing with Slackjaw. You're doing your thing. Right. It was so weird being in front of a couple hundred people, man. Have you done live? Have you done live shows yet? No, no. I mean, I've been to the. Ethan just gets drunk at my band shows and we'll come up on stage. That's different. But yeah, it's like, yeah, buddy, it sounds good. Yeah. But that's a lot different than trying to sit down and have a conversation or like, you know, whatever you're doing. Like, that's giving up for Slapjaw. Yeah.

I'm just up there like screaming shit and throwing things and like, I don't know. You brought me up to sing a song one time. I don't even do this. You're not afraid to get drunk. You'll do anything. Yeah. I'm there for support, moral support. I'll carry the fucking drumsticks, whatever. I don't care. I'm just there. You know what I mean? Like having a good time. What's the biggest show you played so far? Um,

I would want to say maybe Atlanta at the Masquerade in Atlanta, maybe. How big was it? I think there was maybe like 250, 300 people. It's pretty intimidating, isn't it? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Again, Cody speaks to millions of people. We speak to hundreds of thousands of millions of people like you guys, also in the same boat. Completely different when it is just a separate camera. The second you walk out on stage, you're like...

Yeah. It's like, holy shit, they're real right there. Yeah. I can sit in my office and speak to like my videos average like 1.5 million viewers or something like that. But being in front of like 500 people blew my fucking mind. And there were some points where I was like, I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to do.

Thankfully we all covered down for each other. I was an asshole once on the first show. Our audience is very, dude, we have the most amazing, all y'all are just beautiful. We just such a fucking community. So we were 40 minutes into the show at that point. And I made a joke. I was like, Oh yeah, what I was going to say before the show started, it would have been hilarious.

I was like, okay, every time Cody says anything, you all deafen him out with cheers. Crowd laughs. Cody leans in to talk. Yeah, I don't know. We were having good conversations. I like that. We were having good conversations. I would lean in and I'd be like,

Alright, this thing... Dude, 20 minutes he could not talk. That's awesome. He just sat there and just lived it. Dude, me and Nick are looking at him just dying. I'm like, holy shit. He's like, alright, I'm going to the bar. I should have just gotten up and went to the bar. Fuck this shit.

Dude, it was so supportive. It was like, if you've never experienced, like we're super excited again, we've talked about it before. It is terrifying at first. Your first live shows. Absolutely. You're like, Oh yeah, I'm going to bomb and everyone's going to make fun of me. Oh yeah.

Everyone felt that other than rich anger. Cops was just ecstatic. He was like, showed his ass. He, he started with flashing the entire way to go. I mean, he was wearing his kilt and he just stood up on the chair and was like, crowd. We opened up with a good joke.

Words Cody can't say. He read that list out loud. On YouTube. Audience went wild. We're like, okay, we're in the right community. And then just an hour and a half went by. It was that first five minutes. We're easing it in. And then it just, hour and a half, we're like, oh shit, we have to end it. By...

the fourth live show we had meat Canyon and Rich as the guests. Everyone was covering down on their spots, just nailing their jokes. Everyone's having a blast. The audience. Now we're, we have our audience participation bits. We did three on each show after we learned from the first one.

Rich. Angry cops rich. Just roasting the audience the entire time. He would just fucking go out in the crowd and make fun. It did not matter who you are. He is making fun of you. I like that though. I like that too.

You what? We signed a baby. Oh, I saw that on Instagram. Yeah. Billiam, right? Billiam. Yep. Young Billiam. Yep. Young Billiam. Billiam got signed by all of us and we were like, sacrifice. Right. They got a tattoo. I hope I signed an ass. I signed a dude's ass at one of my shows.

Didn't you sign somebody's car? I signed their tire. No, he brought in part of his Jeep or something. I signed it. How do you bring in part of a Jeep? Like, here's my door. It comes off. Can you sign it real big? That's true. Yeah, it was something like that. I signed this dude's ass, and he was like, will you follow me down the road to this tattoo shop?

And I swear to God, I signed it. I was like, you're going to get this tattooed. And he's like, yeah. I'm like, I'm going to make it massive. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. I was thinking like this. I was like fought 40. Oh yeah. Scale up to 300. That is a cheek. Yeah. And I actually got to like tattoo like a smiley face or something on him with it or whatever it was. So yeah.

That was a first. Put that up on the screen. We need that. Text me that. I will. That's fucking amazing. I don't know why my mind went to if it was a hairy ass. That'd be hard to sign, you know? Hopefully they shaved it before. You're like, no, that was a pretty smooth ass right there. Yeah. Clean ass. But after your first show, you nailed it. Everyone applauded. My first show, yeah. Yeah, it was great. Was there one that bombed?

The band has had shows that haven't necessarily bombed because our crowd is fucking sick. You have a couple weirdos here and there or whatever, but for the most part, everyone's super cool. But we kind of are a little critical on ourselves. If we fuck up, we'll kind of be hard on ourselves. But most of the time, the crowd doesn't even know. Oh, that's usually how it goes.

Yeah. But no, we haven't had anything that was like a major disaster. Thank God. Not yet. At least also fucking exhausting doing back to back. I don't know if you did. Have you done that? Oh yeah. But we flew out. Houston Dallas was miserable.

Cause it was like play show late show. Didn't start till nine and we do an hour half set. Then the signing of everything for the VIP, we didn't get home till like one or two sleep, wake up, fly to Dallas the next day. Yeah. And then show at 7. PM at Dallas.

Granada which was the most dope theater to play at that's like how touring with the band is like we went on our like first like tour I guess you could call it down to Florida and I bought an RV thinking that that would be a great idea it was do not ever buy a fucking RV unless you're actually gonna use it for the ride we got a lot in common Cody has a nice ass RV yeah

You got the, what kind is it? It's a Winnebago Revel. It's kind of a van type situation, like van life. Hashtag van life. Right. Yeah. It has the internet. It has Starlink. It has Starlink in there. Power. That thing's sick. Yeah. That's the one that was at the. Yeah, at the range day. Yeah. Yeah. So everyone could have internet while we were there. So got a refrigerator.

Yeah, my Wi-Fi connected to it automatically. I didn't know what I was connected to when I was there. Because you had given it to me. Oh, yeah. You hung out with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were there last time. I was like, what the fuck is this? How is there Wi-Fi in the middle of nowhere? You were all over the fucking internet. I was confused, too. I was like, what the fuck am I connected to? Yeah. Oh, there's Cody's site. I'm like, in the middle of nowhere. What's going on? This shit works, though? Fuck yeah. Texas is badass.

What video games are you guys looking for? Or are you playing now? Because I know Helldivers 2, we've played a little. Next month we're excited because we'll get a game for the first time in like months. I don't know. It took me five months to beat Red Dead 2. I'm not really big into Red Dead. It's not really my thing. Fuck you. I mean, I...

I've played it, but I don't know. I just never beat the campaign. Well, it took me five months to beat the campaign. Each time I'm like, am I hunting today? Am I fishing? Am I doing the missions? I like to do the modded stuff with Red Dead. That shit is hilarious. I don't know if you've ever seen our friend Smitty. He'll do modded Red Dead on PC and just make the fucking turtles massive or whatever. You can become an alligator and run around and shit. Yeah.

That's all I did the whole time. Blow up the horses in the sky and shit. Make people midgets and tie them up and fling them around in the sky. It's so funny.

I like doing that kind of stuff more than... Actually playing the game. After doing that, it's like, do I want to go play campaign or do I want to throw a midget around? I'd rather be a fucking deer and run around. Do I want to be a fucking cowboy shooting people? No, I want to be a deer. Yeah. I'll be the bear killing other things. Or be a crab on the street or something. This is dumb as shit. It's so fun. Yeah.

Yeah, if you guys are unfamiliar with Red Dead, it's basically Grand Theft Auto, but in the cowboy days. Pretty much. And people mod it and just do the most ridiculous shit. Oh, yeah. I fucking love it. I love the little miniature guys with the actual giant guns running around just shooting at people. Have you seen that? No. That viral video? Yeah.

No, it's such a good game. But you remember when... I want to know what this mod is. Bro, you remember when it first came out and they banned that dude for beating up a woman and dragging her into the swamps and feeding her to an alligator? That's awesome. It was the one that was the woman...

She was advocating for women's suffrage. I did see that. This dude got banned. The dude didn't even, there was no commentary at all. He just went up, punched her, tied her to a horse, drug her out into the swamps and an alligator ate her.

And YouTube came out and banned him for that. It's like, no, that's gameplay. It was in the game, yeah. It was completely vanilla gameplay, no mods whatsoever. And they banned him for that. I remember that on Reddit. That's hilarious. It's just gameplay. They put it in the game. I just agreed. Also, we should end women's suffrage. They're suffering too hard. Amen. Amen.

If you want to throw somebody, ask, ask if they're pro women's suffrage or against it. Cause it sounds bad, but you should be pro women's suffrage, not against it. Did you know that? No, I didn't. So suffrage is a pro women's suffrage means you are in the fight with them.

You want them to vote. Yeah, you want them to vote. But when you're anti-women suffrage, because suffrage, you're like, that's a bad word. I don't want them to suffer. Yeah, exactly. So you would sign a petition and you're like, fuck that shit. And they're like, you don't want us to vote? Piece of shit. All right, yeah, that makes sense. See, you learned something today. I told you I need a notepad, man. I learned a lot of new words. Eskimo shit.

And women's suffrage. That's our new gamer tag. Man, today's a good day. Educational. What games are you guys playing today? We're like, I got Helldivers 2. We'll probably play Helldivers 2. Cody is huge into just anything Skyrim or Cyberpunk or...

Yeah. I just want to sit down and play a fucking video game, my boy. Helldivers is so good. We were like addicted to that. Yeah. It's cool that we like work together now because nothing has changed since we were like teenagers in a way because we would stay up all night playing COD together. And now we do that now. We just get paid for it.

so very much best job i ever had oh 100 for sure way more dope yeah way more dope like i get paid for this yeah you went to college and wasted all that i'm not using half of that paycheck to fucking pay the government joy so is it just hell divers for you guys right now rust yeah rust i play a lot of rocket league honestly i love rocket league i've not played rocket league since it came out

I'm actually playing a lot for some reason. Dude, I tried to play some Rocket League. I could not get it. It's fucking hard. It's a hard game. I played in...

what 2000 when the year it came out is when i played uh who was the top players back at the day like score skova or something i don't know about back in the day i've only played for like maybe three years now yeah i played before like like 2015 maybe or something like that when it came out earlier and then the only pros were the people that played uh that game that came right before it because there was a game before rocket league

And then those pros automatically adapted to being able to do aerials and flying in the air. So all the scrubs were like, what the fuck are those dudes doing up there? There was eight pro teams. And then there was only one pro team that dominated the entire league of Rocket League. I was just like, oh, these games are really dope, though. Like, really dope, really competitive. It's hard, though. Yeah, I mean, people are really fucking good. Yeah. He just runs into people and blows them up. Cody, if you want to see crazy, like,

You played Rocket League. There's dudes that don't have to touch the ground the entire time. There's teams that can just stay in the air without touching the ground. They just carry the ball across the map and shit. I don't do that. I'm not that good. Bro, they just balance it. They will fly up, balance it, bounce it off to another person. They'll fly up, hook it. They'll put their wheels on the ceiling, which gives you another flip. So you drive up, you go on the ceiling, fall down, flip into the ball, and then land on the ball with your four wheels, and you get another flip.

No, I remember playing it and I was having fun with some friends playing it and we're like, you know, we're kicking this ball around. We're just having a good time. And then like, it was the, it was like Korean characters jumps into the game. Like their name was like little Korean characters and they're just like, yeah, you just lose. It's kind of like watching like, yeah, man, I just wanted to kick the ball into the thing. Fuck. Just get your shit on. Yeah. Get shit on kids. Like,

You guys. The chat is so funny in that. You have like quick chat. I don't know. It's just... It's a random game, but I love that one. See, that's a good one. I need... I'm looking forward to... I'm just waiting for Metal Gear Solid 3. The remake of that one. That'll be...

I'm gonna beat the shit out of that one because I'm old and now I need to play games that I'm already used to so I don't have to look up tutorials or anything. I'm like, I know this game. Isn't the lore in that game really weird or something? I swear I watched a breakdown of it one time. Was it Dunkey's? It might have been. Dunkey's breakdown of it is accurate, right?

But it makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Yeah, I remember watching that and I was like, because I've played a little bit of Metal Gear, but I was never like super big into it. And I watched it and I'm like, I learned nothing, I don't think. I still don't understand what the fuck is going on. That's why I joined the military is Metal Gear.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. That's why you got shot. Yeah, I was like, man, that sounds cool. I'll be Solid Snake. Again, shot at. I'm like, man, this is way different than video games. This sucks really bad getting shot at. I can't restart.

There's no respawn here. He's like, no, this isn't fun like Metal Gear. I'm not healing with a ration. Yeah, that was so Metal Gear Solid 3 is coming out. And yes, the lore is going back. That's his dad. And it's the lolly lolly lo and

Chaos. I'm not even going to try to explain Metal Gear and take all the time in the world to get that one. But Metal Gear Solid was the big PlayStation game, PS1. That got me into it. And then I just played everyone ever since. I met Hideo Kojima, who's like one of the highlights. Met the creator of that video game. I was like, oh, I'm so happy. Pax West, you are the best. Don't play any video games. I need to play a new Cyberpunk. Witcher.

Love that. And then, uh, used to play war zone last year and fucking don't dabble into that anymore. It's been seven months since I streamed. I told you I met Bowser at the, uh, the introduction to cyberpunk coming out at, uh, E3, the last one of the last E3s they had before everyone had to wear masks.

I was sitting next to, uh, was it Doug Bowser? The, the Nintendo CEO. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, the yes. Yeah. When they announced cyberpunk, I was sitting next to him. He was in the viewing room with me. And, uh, I never told you that. No. Okay. You're just sitting next to like the CEO of Nintendo. Yeah. Yeah. Which is hilarious. Cause his name's fucking Bowser. Yeah. But, um, isn't that why he got his name?

or bowser's name was based off of the american because we have bowser and they have king koopa i don't remember if i'm not sure right something it's something like that i think i know i should know that i do know originally it was king koopa and then it changed to bowser i don't know if it was because of the ceo i feel like it was a coincidence but i i think it was a coincidence which

It's hard to believe. Hard to believe. But I think it's a coincidence. Bowser's name comes from... But what are the odds that you are the CEO of fucking Mario and your last name is Bowser? Yeah, but we watched them introduce Cyberpunk. It was E3, I think it was 2018.

We're walking out and some kid comes up and he's like, let me get some pictures with you. And just like throws a phone in Doug Bowser's face. And there's like three security guards just swarmed in and grabbed him and took him away. It's like, yeah, I'm not going to ask that guy for a picture. We're good. We're good. That's when you're like, got it.

I don't think he's the CEO anymore, though. I think he stepped down. Yeah, yeah. Like I said, that was back in 2018, so I don't know what's happening now. Now I actually want to know that. Dude, Cody, you have to watch. If you want to see ridiculousness, it is watching a dude speedrun blindfolded Mario 64 because you would not know they were blindfolded. No, you wouldn't. They can play a better blindfolded than you could look in

It's fucking crazy. I want to say it's like 20 minutes they beat the game in. Something like that. I don't even understand how you do that. Even with the Nintendo 64 being the most difficult controller to use ever. They listen to time. You just watch them and there's just nothing. They're just like,

The audience, when they have to have headphones on and they tell the audience, shut the fuck up. They're like, no, I can't. I need this. I need this. And then like the world record at the time, they shaved off like an hour. Then it was an extra hour. And then they got it down to, it was like 20 or 30 minutes. And it is, bro, it's, you know, the Bowser levels when there's like the rotating elevators and all that. Oh yeah. I remember. Yeah. You've seen it. You know that. You watch summoning salt. It's insane. It's insane.

It is absolutely insane. Like, and nailed it. I need to like study the brain of those people. Like what the fuck? It's like, yeah, they're definitely, it's called autism. When you can play something a million times and not get bored of it. It's my son, right? Really good at certain Roblox levels.

I have videos of him doing it in real life with an action figure jumping on stages he set up and he'll film it. I'm like, what the fuck, dawg? That's how I started, dude. I swear to God, I used to do that with Mario shit.

I swear to dude, I swear to God, it's so fucking cringy. He can he can tell you the stop motion shit. Yeah, that's enough. Oh, you guys know my boy. My boy got a clip probably on YouTube all the way back to the old. I made sure that when my channel started getting big that I like nuked all of that, which I wish I wouldn't have.

I really wish I wouldn't have, but I nuked all of it. Dude, I wish I deleted videos back in the day that I wish I just archived. Yeah.

I like comedy. Well, it was just like old shit. I was proud of in the time I'd look back now. I'd be like, Ooh, that would still be funny to go back and see the, yeah, I can't watch any of my old stuff. That is the roughest stuff. Cody has still Minecraft videos up on donut operator. Yeah. My first video ever is a Minecraft video. Cause I wanted to be a gaming YouTuber. And then police started shooting people and that became very much more profitable. Yeah.

It's there. Way more. Yeah. You're like that one has millions of views. Minecraft to people getting a shot. It was a rust. I did Minecraft and rust like the first 10 or 15 videos on my channel or Minecraft rust and CS go. Wow.

i had to go back and watch your russ videos was it uh legacy rust it was a yeah like original right this is like 2016. yeah it was probably legacy then yeah but i know i played a lot of rust back in the day it's a good game and um so addictive you know people like i said people started getting shot and i started breaking down the body camera footage and it worked

It worked really good. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's how your first video you said went viral. It was like Mario and you doing a voiceover. Yes. Yeah. And then you tried to replicate. Yeah. And you were like, I'm going to replicate this. You just did. So cringe. So cringe.

You just made Mario voices or what was it? Yes, dude. Oh my God. So, um, just hate it. I fucking hate it. He's like, why did you bring that? I fucking brought it up, dude. I brought it up. Uh, yeah, I would, I had Mario toys and I would just hold a camera and like make a story with these toys, like doing voices and shit.

That's cool, man. My parents were probably like, this kid is fucking retarded. This kid is retarded. My kid has autism. Hey, I'm Mark. Hey, really? With shit like that right there and the toys. What would they do? Fuck each other. Just like, whatever. I don't know, dude. I was a retarded little kid. The camera, I had no idea what I was doing.

oh your dad's in the other room just like oh he's gonna live with this forever literally and now check off it's like what is going on how did that pay out yeah how was your parents reactions to it uh my dad was always really cool because my dad he uh he ended up buying an xbox because some of his buddies from work like played mw3 and so he kind of got into it a little bit and like

He understood more of like what I was doing because he actually played the game, you know, so he knew what it was like. So I would show him my like videos of me pissing people off and he would just think it was fucking hilarious. My mom like didn't really understand at all. She hadn't like no idea. Does she now? Yeah, I mean, I feel like she understands now, but my dad definitely gets it more for sure.

What about your parents? You went to college, so they must be super disappointed. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. They're pretty cool about everything, honestly. They don't really ask a lot of questions. They're just like, you know. He doesn't live at home. Yeah. That's all that matters. They're like, if you're good to go, then that's what we like to hear. That's all, really. You know, they don't really get too involved with it. Dude, it's crazy watching parents because I guarantee Cody's parents were like, my son lives in the basement right now.

Yeah. And we're supporting him. This is a true story. This is a true story. He's a failure. No, dude. Where did we go wrong? He's like, honey, I told you.

I understand. I mean, I told you. My parents were the same exact way. I get it. No, yeah. No, that was kind of my origin story too, dude. I just got out of policing. I hated doing that. My YouTube channel was starting to pick up. And then the PewDiePie adpocalypse happened. So I was finally starting to make money. And then YouTube dropped all ads. Oh, yeah, dude. I was there for that too. Yeah. Yeah. And I was living with them. And they're like, hey, get a real job.

And so I went out and I became a realtor and then YouTube started giving ads back and I started making videos again. I would love to see you pitch a house. Yeah. Sell me on this one, Cody. Yeah. Yo, you want to live in this fucking house right here? It's cool. House is for sale. You want it? Yeah, you want it. How long did you do that? Here's the living room. Kitchen.

How long did I sell houses for? A couple months. Did you fucking hate it? Oh, I hated every moment of it. I just wanted to do YouTube my entire 2016, 17, 18. That's all I wanted to do. But I'm very fortunate to have great parents who allowed me to live with them as I ate their food and just lived off of them for a little bit. I think it worked out, though.

You're happy now. They're giving thumbs up. I would say it worked out very well. And I'm very thankful for my parents as well. Cause they, I'm sure y'all are the same way. Like you have no fucking idea what your, what your kid is doing. You're like, what the fuck are they doing? Like my dad walked in on me one time. I was on like a Skype call with my buddies from like my Xbox live party. And

And I had took the whole gallon of milk out of the fridge and I had like my sunglasses on upside down and like my hat on sideways. And I'm just like drinking milk and pouring it over myself. And my dad's just like standing in the door, like the doorway to my room, just like looking at me. And I didn't know he was there. And it's just like, dude's like laughing on my laptop at me and just me being a fucking idiot. And I turn around and I look at my dad. He's just like, what the are you doing? And I'm just like pouring milk on myself. Like,

He's probably like, what the fuck is wrong with this kid? Like, you know? Honey, I think our son's into dudes. Yeah. It's okay. Our son is an underage porn star, honey. I think the milk represents something. Yeah. Our son's gay as AIDS.

My dad, for the first time, they got to watch it live because my dad had no idea what I'd done. The last live show, it was the very last one. His dad came out. He was saying his dad didn't know what he does at all. My dad doesn't know the internet. For 14 years, my dad doesn't know. My dad, even with the TV show, he's like, Pop, you should go to college. I was the only kid that dropped out

No college, no nothing, just military. And then he has no idea what the fuck anything we do. That's wild. So then came out for the live show. And my dad's like this, like, I don't know. He was just like the sweetest old man too. And he came up and he's like, hey, good to see you guys. And he's looking around and like, there's 500 people there. He was like, okay, cool. And then we got on stage and we started telling jokes and he's like,

Yeah, my boy's doing okay, I guess. Because he didn't know. So when we walked out, we would go out. So Granada was sold out, 450 people. Open that front door. If we walked outside, the crowd would go out. I seen my dad and my sister and my cousin and my brother right out on the front door. I was like, oh, okay.

I'll open the door, open the door to say hi really quick. And you're like, ah, my dad's like, what the fuck? I was like, this is my dad. And they're like, ah, they cheer at him. I'm like, ah, I was like, can I go back inside? And then my brother sent that picture of my dad or the video of my dad when we walked out on stage and the crowd went wild. And my brother secretly recorded my dad's reaction. He's like, as a first moment, like dad was like, I could see it in his high. And I was like, oh, yeah.

instantly broke down i was like well i'm crying i'm gonna do a story on this and then i walked over the guys i was like guys thank you so much but i said my dad's proud i'm so happy i did something right in my life it was a fucking amazing experience dude yeah that's really cool i love it cody you want to close this out good son uh we're leaving yeah okay bye everyone thank you for coming to the unsubscribed podcast i was joined today by eli double fat mr ethan

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