145 - Papa Meat Loves Communism ft. The Fat Electrician & King Trout
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I got cancer. So crazy. What happened? Dude, somebody straight up had a North Korean patch on their bag. How would that be racist? Do you guys want to just go like kind of mess with the ATF a little bit? Four years. That's how long it took Democrats to ruin our economy and plunge our southern border into anarchy.

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18 hours. I'm so drained. My brain is fried. We are. This is a busy schedule. Cody's going hard. You've had a diet of just booze today. Hey, don't worry about me, buddy. Hey, judgmental.

That's what I said to my therapist when I mentioned the same thing. Hey, look, is it your job to worry about me? Oh, shit. Yes. Yes, it is. Oh, no. Eli and I started the day off at 10.30 with veterans. Well, you started the day off at 9 with booze.

Don't worry about me, buddy. But then I was happy because I was like, I need to, here's your questions. I went downstairs. He had a man moment. So ready for me. I was like, fucking let's do this. Boom. One. I was like, maybe half another one. Cody's like, okay. Yep.

I was like, oh, my boy's having fun. He's getting those nerves off. All right. Public speaking fucks me up. Every, yeah. And yes, I drank a lot before that. For the veteran, can we say the word or what do we do? For prevention of veteran sewer slide. Sewer slides. Yeah. So Eli and I did a panel with Mr. Tim Kennedy and a couple of other people. Brandon opened it too. Yeah, Brandon opened it. It was really cool. I opened my day with...

Violent food poisoning so as soon as I got off stage. I was like oh yeah time to go just Obliterate the fourth floor restroom you're like eighth person this shot show that's gotten food poisoning Tim you me don't order fish in the fucking desert Let me go on a great plan. Yeah quit doing that I eat oysters today Why would you do that because they look really good the desert you lie, but they're delicious. Oh

Fantastic. But we did that. We had the panel. We did amazing. Everyone had timer starts about to miss miss an episode for the first time ever. No, this is also his room. So we'll just be hearing him fucking 12 feet away in the bathroom that has no fan waterboarding people. That's what he's doing. Why is he also crying? Hotels, please just leave a fan in the room. Just one fan.

All we ask. Like a box fan? Yes. No, or the overhead fan or something. Because like, Jesus Christ, if you have to stay in a hotel room with your significant other while you're shitting your brains out and there's no fan and thin walls, that's uncomfortable. That's right into the relationship right there. Baptism by fire. Oh, you're going to be a whole new tier after that. Speaking of relationships, your girlfriend's dogs are looking at you right now like, bruh.

After what you just did 20 minutes ago. Oh, God. Oh, God. Yeah. Jesus. I wasn't putting it together. That was a side quest leading up to this. Yeah. Yeah. That was a slow burn on that one. We were just like, do you guys want to just go like kind of mess with the ATF a little bit? Because as one does a shot show. Yeah. I was forgetting that was the wildest thing in the world. Right. Yeah.

They even tweeted it. They said, we're going to SHOT Show. Can't wait to see you. The ATF. It's like fucking Jacqueline's going to a vegan convention. Yeah. What are you doing here? They really the whoever organizes, you know, through NSSF, NSSF, you know, who determines where the booths are or whatever, really needs to put them next to like elite canine training unit or something like that. Some sort of dog joke.

Just right across from it. Standing there singing in the arms of an angel the whole time. It's a Mexican standoff halfway across the hallway. It's been good. I haven't walked the floor yet. That was the most I've been on the floor was literally right then to the ATF booth and back. The only other time I did I was on the floor at all was to do I had a booth appearance yesterday. Otherwise, I've avoided the show floor.

I think Mike went on at Grantham, and he got apparently swarmed. Oh, yeah. He was down there for a booth appearance. I went and said hey to him. How was it? Was he like, oh, no. He was getting swarmed. Dude, I thought that I was going to be back here to do the podcast an hour ago, but I would walk five feet, and everyone was like, hey, take a picture, which I love you guys. I love it. Love you guys. Let's show everyone how we do this. Yeah.

So many people. It's awesome to see everyone just rallying behind and just everyone getting a photo. Also, who was the last photo that we had? Bro, I've seen some shit this week. The amount of, I don't know. Look, I'm not saying that they were sent here by North Korea and China to take pictures of fucking everything and not talk to us. But I've seen a lot of swarms of people.

I don't know Chinese and have dude somebody straight up had a North Korean patch on their bag and like was just recording shit and not talking to anybody like I don't know way up in shit. I don't know why NSSF still allows that but that's like been the meme. They're like, dude, please fix this. These people are here to just take pictures so they can, you know, get a, you know, Timu or wish.com version out like two weeks from now. What's the what's the fucking their budget version of the Raptor that piece of shit?

The Raptor? Yeah, no, the J-20, the F-22. Oh, jeez. They have a stealth fighter that all the fucking commie dudes jerk off. Yeah, it's terrible. It's like 30% larger than the F-22, and they're like, oh, it's stealth, but it's fucking enormous. It's got the fucking cross-section signature of a fucking house flying at you.

It's picked up on radar, sonar, your television set. It's bigger because we have a bigger gas tank, so it's got better range, which is our selling point. But in reality, it's because we don't have any fucking aircraft carriers and we can't sustain these things. Not that F-22s land on aircraft carriers anyways. We do aerial refueling. But my point is they don't have the logistical capability to keep up, so that's why they have to tamper all their shit.

Anyways, communism sucks. He took a picture with a bunch of them. You might have fucking killed a man 45 minutes ago, actually. Yeah, I think that happened. Oh my God, I need the photo right now. They all had cameras. Yeah, we couldn't do that. Thank you. You're welcome. There was three guys that said they were straight up from mainland China. We're gun influencers from China. I'm like, are you allowed to have guns there? They're just like, no.

Homie said, yeah, we're just going to not talk about that and change the subject. Oh, we can't talk about that. They want to take a picture together. It's like, oh, yeah, cool. All right. You guys ready? Three, two, one. Fuck communism. The one dude that previously said we're going to change the subject took the fucking card out of his camera after he did that.

Yeah. I swear to God, I watched him take the memory card out. I might have it on my vlog camera. Those three gentlemen might be going back to five years of hard labor that all of a sudden their families just never see them again.

They're going to be working out to a photo of you wanting to kill you for putting him in those concentration camps. Well, I didn't do that. Communism did. Doesn't say they actually pulled out their memory card. The one dude did. Yeah, that's fear right there. It's a proper government. Spies, am I right? We talk a lot of shit about our government, but all I'm saying, even the communists were using a Sony camera, whatever. Oh, my God. Can't copy good tech, can you?

What else? Cody, you got in. We had a good gambling night last night. Everyone was. I cleared fantastic fucking house last night. How much did you win, Cody? Life. Cody won life. And that's all. Negative a lot. Oh, no. Oh, really? I gave like I pulled a thousand out. I get 300 to Heather. Give 100 to me. Give 100 to him. And now I don't have any money.

So yeah, that's that's roulette dude With them you lose them, but we do booth appearances I checked my pocket this morning and I was like, oh that's a lot of chips They're probably fives there's stacks of 25s. I won like 500 bucks last night. I'm pretty sure is roulette. Oh

Roulette was good. Roulette was very good last night. I cleared house on that. That was my one thing. How much did you make? $3,200. Don't gamble, kids. Don't gamble. I would literally... I was walking away. I would walk away. I'd be like, I'm going to gamble. I wouldn't let anyone gamble with me. I'd do one big bet. I'd be like...

i'd hear people cheer for me like hey everyone walk back cash out and i just kept doing that you look away nick comes over swipes through chips like no bro you've been doing that for years now like what you and i have been in shawshank together for what four years now yeah and i've seen i've seen you do that every single time you just walk up place a bet

Cover your face. That's my good luck. Look away. That's how I approach life. And sex. Yeah, I'd look away. Like, now I can't get.

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No, I don't know. Oh, you two do not know about this. Okay. So Brandon, what do you, how do we do this? Do we play a game where it's like, let's, let's talk about why the government banning menthol cigarettes without it being racist. Or how do we approach this? How would that be racist? I thought. Yeah.

they're banning menthol cigarettes and then we were told that we did they just wanted to see if we could do a segment on it so i was like i think we could piece something together as if we need more reasons to talk about why the government fucking sucks one of my favorite topics actually yeah did you hear about that

I think you mentioned it the other night, but they're banning menthol cigarettes specifically. Wow, that's racist. Yeah. Well, those are your words. I'm sorry. I did smoke. I will say I did smoke menthols after gunfights in Iraq. That would be like my one thing. I had Newport. Yeah, I was about to say, you smoking them Newports? You and shoplifters. Point of concern. Jesus Christ. Section 8 cigarettes. Are 40s okay?

The 40s are safe. Yeah, those are safer right now. I just don't understand going after those specifically. It's like you don't want to ban cigarettes. You want to specifically ban menthols. Cop got it. Oh, I think we all did. Oh, we got it. This is what started Civil War II. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. What will start Civil War II is Chuck Schumer just went on TV and talked about how they're going to ban Zins now. Oh, fuck you. Why?

The same reason they're banning menthols, I guess. Just a different crowd. Wait, is everything getting just banned now? Yeah, Chuck Schumer's like... Zin's not even tobacco. I thought it was just like straight nicotine. Yeah, it's awesome. It's like, I mean, not that nicotine is like good, but it's like the one...

kind of okay part. Chewing tobacco, yeah. What was funny is that a bunch of the influencers in the sports space and a bunch of other different people picked up on that. People that aren't normally political and they're like, oh, you banned Zens? January 6th is about to look like a fucking party. I think they're banning... Are they banning...

tobacco in the, or a dip in the military now. Really? I thought I'd just seen that. And that's when I was like, yo, that's going to. Good fucking luck. Yeah, that's good. You're banning dip in the military? You're not banning dip. You're just raising the prices. You know? Are they doing it? They talked about it for a little bit. They didn't talk about it because it was one of the health missions they were trying to have.

Which is fucking ridiculous. Like, that is one thing for war. Fucking make him do more push-ups. Jesus Christ. Maybe if we did 23 things, it would be different. All right. Oh. I hear Cody at the back. Cody has so many good zingers at the back. I was like, wait a minute. I was like, let's see how Cody does. He was like, you know, fucking ceiling spaghetti. I was like, we're... Ceiling pizza? Yeah, ceiling pizza. I was like, my voice starts strong. I got that from you. That was...

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No, I thought you told me that. What the fuck? Maybe I did. I don't remember. That sounds like a definitely from your side of the table. Where that came from. My trauma goes into humor. And that's what happened at the thing. I didn't mean to say so many gamer words. They were humorous words. What gamer word? G-Man's like...

13 minutes 36 seconds. That motherfucker needs a raise. No he doesn't. Don't do that. Bro. I do have to run. Unfortunately I've got to go to my fundraiser tonight because our schedule is crazy and we can just you know we sneak away with the time that we've got that we can just kind of get to film a podcast so I gotta run but in my stead

For the first time, this is an internet exclusive. You will get to see my actual campaign manager, and they will be the guest for this portion of the episode until we come back. He's one of the most stressed men on the planet because he has to deal with me and my campaign. It's like doing damage control for King fucking Kong. So without further ado...

He's introducing himself. Bye, Brandon. See you soon. See you guys. Oh, we are all just like literally doing this for. You got like 15 minutes. 15 minutes. And we're going to, the camera's going to turn back on and we're all going to be shit wrecked. Yeah. Because we'll be after Brandon's fundraiser. Yeah. I'll see you soon. Good luck, Brandon. We love you.

My consultant, ladies and gentlemen. Shout out to Brandon. He like knocked out his speech too at the... Killed it. Even Tim turned and he's like, damn, that was really well put together and precise. Brandon did a good job, had a good joke, got laughs. I was proud of my boy. And he got those communist guys assassinated. Yeah, for sure. The look on their face when he was like, fuck.

They're gonna go home it's gonna be exact same thing he held my his arm around me they couldn't escape You know the time a tanimangu. Oh My but when I does was funny. No, I

You've never seen. I'm going to be honest. Like, I'm not super deep into like the history of YouTube and stuff. Well, that is probably one of the best episodes on the Internet of just anything, anything. He killed that girl's what it cost her two million subs in two weeks. What happened? All right. We're getting into the Internet lore. I'm here for it. So I'm a mongoose.

She, back in the day, she said the... You got the joke, Tweek. She said the N-word in a video. A or R? R. Okay. Hard R. Oh. Hard R. That's worse. Yeah, multiple times. And then...

I-Dubz saw that, and he went to one of her events where she was meeting all these young kids. Because she was really popular. I don't even know what she fucking did on YouTube. She was a fucking commentator. She would do story time. She did story time shit. And so I-Dubz goes to her event and pays a bunch of money to get to meet her, and he puts his arm around her, and he says, Say...

Fucking she's just like, oh, oh shit. And she goes like this. She's like, so he walks up and he is in line. He is in her swag. He is in this girl's swag. He drove fucking 20 hours to this event. Drove got tickets, got VIP tickets. Bought the T-shirt. Yeah. Bought the T-shirt, had the swag, went up. Boom. Say. And he just like that. And then light hand. And she goes.

And just walks off. He filmed everything. He knew how she would react. She then went on stage and in episodes about it, well, he built a Content Cops, which Content Cops destroyed channels. When they came out, like...

Well, she said like he attacked me and he did this and like fighting security. Yeah. He held me. Yeah. He held me. He gave a thumbs up. And I love he points that out. He's like, first off, I would never give a thumbs up. That is so douchebag. One thing he focuses on. He's like, can he grab you? But he made the sound effects and she pulled away. Goes like that. But.

She made it seem like he was holding her there and did all this stuff. And during this video, he went and backtracked and found all the videos of her saying the N-word in full capacity in hatred. So he's like, well, what about this one? So he would just overlay her saying it throughout the video. Then that one all exposed her for that event, the after event and the fallout of it. And she lost almost two million subs there.

In a matter of two weeks, you fucking killed that girl's channel. Man, what happened to iDubbbz? Dude, iDubbbz used to go hard. That's so crazy. What happened? I know.

I can't wait till I become successful and then pull the ladder up behind me since I built my entire career off of calling people retarded. If you get Brandon Herrera elected to the U.S. Federal Congress, you're going to be famous in your circles. You're going to be a legend. Yeah. I love pulling that ladder up. Just like, whoop, made it.

How's Brandon campaign go yeah as Brandon's campaign manager, it's been fucking chaos around the man for five minutes, but I

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Yeah, well he was telling me that before we came up here that they walked they walked up and ATF started filming you Yeah, the dude of all the guys it looks like they're gonna blow something up though. Well, dude's dressed like a spook Let's be honest. I think that's me He was like this, you know, he's watching us But I think he's gonna go back to his hotel room and beat off the debt. That's some I mean you look good, dude Thanks, man. You're so clean. You're like one of the nicest Sometimes

Unlike this gentleman who showed up to the Gundy's wearing a cut-off t-shirt. I was fucking hammered. Oh, yes. I did Zen for the first time that night ever. Why? A three or a six? I don't know. That's a dangerous six. Well, I'm going to be honest. I think it was the only thing that kept me alive.

I was that drunk. It'll even you out. It was. Yeah. Like I was, I felt normal. And then I woke up the next day and I felt like I got hit by a fucking car. I mean, last podcast, I was wearing glasses because I was too fucked up to put my contacts in that morning when I woke up. Like I was, I was, I forgot her for a drunk. This was 36 hours. This all has taken place within. I was so drunk. It was, it was bad. That went from a 11, a 10 30 AM podcast to 10,

2 p.m. I was so drunk I thought I was hallucinating because I walked into the Gundy's and just started seeing a bunch of fucking people I did not expect to see there. It was like, oh, gun YouTuber, gun YouTuber. Twista. Twista. Twista.

Gun YouTuber. Josh Barnett, UFC. I think he was the first heavyweight champion ever. I was like, gun YouTuber, gun YouTuber. Fucking liver king. What is happening right now? I'm hammered. Is that Kyle Rittenhouse? What the fuck? Taren Tactical. It's like...

Did you mean it when you said you love me, though? Yeah. No, I meant that part. All right, we're fine. Fucking Rittenhouse FaceTimed me at like 4.30 the other night. That guy was the only person there drunker than me. I'm not kidding. That was the night he FaceTimed me.

Who said Kyle's shitting house? Oh, yeah. That was a pretty good line, actually. Oh, no. This is fucking Vegas. We're all having a blast, though. I just controlled chaos. What videos are you working on? We finally found out your...

thing oh yeah for youtube yeah your long form's looking fucking great well he just found out a cheat code yeah um eli let me in on a secret um they're called channel tags and it's how people are able to find your channel and if you use those then people can find your channel he went to bed and woke up with a two percent increase i was like wait he's like wait i was supposed to hit the more advanced button i was like you're what

I thought it was like the language you speak. I've never done that.

Everyone in the background is like, taking their phones up. They're like, fuck. Shit. What was the free money button last time? He talked about the free money button. That was a fun night. You were on top of the world. You found out about the free money button. And you were like, fuck. You're just walking around. You're like, wow. Five million subscribers and he tells me about the free money button. Fuck you. Do you know how much shit I could have bought with that money? Fuck.

We're still learning. We're sitting in JT's house. You're grilling. You go, hold on, what? And you open settings, go...

There's a free money button if you have a YouTube channel, which one is it? They started super chats kind of like twitch has but they can leave them anytime in the comment section. Oh Yeah, you guys are awesome. Yeah, thank you That was funny God that's what always happens. I'm the worst businessman ever. Oh

He was. But now you got it all dialed. We're figuring it out. Fuck. Yours is doing good, though. You're doing what kind of content? Kind of a conspiratorial, histories, mysteries type deal, you know? What was the last one you did? Last one that I did, man, it's been a while. I still work a full-time job, you know? Contractor, fed, Brandon's campaign manager, busy life. Uh...

Fuck, what was my last YouTube video? Arctic Conspiracies. Yeah, the Arctic Conspiracies. That's it, thanks. Fan of the channel, I assume. Yeah, I watch. You are? I don't, I forget. I think I'm a plumber. I don't know. Hold on, dude. Fuck off. You ain't gonna get me. I'm an amateur. Fucker.

Yeah, Antarctic conspiracies talking about is there a hollow Earth? Is there something inside of this planet? Are there secret Nazis hiding down there? Is that where the Nazis went? Yeah. No, they went to fucking Argentina. Everybody knows that. But some people think they might have went to Antarctica afterwards. And NASA. And NASA. And NASA. I mean. It's a whole underground. It's a kaiju world down there. Yeah. Yeah. I think, right?

I think they, uh, they like re I say recently, it was like a couple of years ago. They actually found a fucking Nazi weather station in Canada, uh,

Like five years ago? Who were they checking? It was just... Yup, still fucking cold. No, it was legit like... Yup, still fucking cold over here. Mind you. But no, it was just like a government building with fucking no trespassing signs and everybody's like, oh, no trespassing, I'm gonna fuck off now. And that just went on for, you know, since World War II. And finally somebody broke in and was like, what the fuck is this? What is this Hindu weather station doing here? There's a lot of swastikas in here.

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God, I was going to ask you something. Oh, last time, you're just getting into the space. This is like he is still hardworking, blue collar. What do you do for work? I'm a contractor. Contractor, construction, pouring concrete, everything. I do it all. You leaving, last time you literally working on site, flew out here to hang out with us, went to Eddie's house.

Yeah. He was a VR streamer. Oh, shit, yeah. We went to Eddie VR's house. Yeah, that was wild. Because, well, we went to the rodeo. Yeah. And then we went to Eddie VR's place. Yep. And then what'd you say? You were like, man, I was pouring concrete 12 hours ago. No, I was throwing garbage into a dumpster. And my friend called me to ask to borrow $60 so his electricity could stay on. And then 12 hours later, I was in, like, a multimillion-dollar mansion. Full fucking existential crisis.

Oh, yeah. Walked outside. I thought they locked the door on me. Well, I talked to them about it, and they watched the doorbell footage. Apparently, it's fucking hysterical. It was pouring down rain, and I was, like, you know, fucking living my Ryan Gosling internal monologue. Standing out there, started wandering away. Came back after smoking a cigarette, just full... I'm fucking brewing in my head. Went to open the door, and I was, like, chunk, chunk, and I'm, like, oh, fuck. They locked me out. I guess I'll just...

I don't know, walk somewhere. Well, I'm texting you, I'm like, "Bro, where are you at?" Cody opens the door and he's like, "I was a lost cat." And I'm like, "It's fine, I called Uber, I'm just gonna go." Because knocking on the door was out of the question. I don't have social skills! I was just like, you're like, "They hate me." That was my automatic assumption. I got the tism touch.

He's still running that merch. No, it comes out spectrum gunship a way better merch that thing is fucking baller is my favorite merchant done so by the spectrum full spectrum Wait, what happened? No, I'm nuked on the spectrum social skills, you know, right knocking on a door next one It's just gonna be a magazine with puzzle pieces full spectrum jacket. It's gonna be good. That's a really good even the helmet with Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah fucking to math. Oh

Carved in the side of the helmet. Holy shit. If it just said born to math, a puzzle piece is stuck in the fucking band. That's really fucking good. We're going to raise so much money for autism. I'm so excited. God, we're doing it right.

Through knocking them down. Cody, how you been? You got your content rolling out. You're back. Welcome back to fucking welcome to Vegas. Finally, you were so happy to be with your boys last night. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're having a good time here in Vegas. Yeah, I just got here last night. We were getting texts from you. You're like, I got FOMO. How are you doing, buddy? Where's my friends at? I'm so upset. Everyone's texting me and they're like, we're hanging out. I'm like, oh, man, I'm at home. Speaking of last night, I owe you that. Did he give you money? You can keep these. I can keep them forever.

Those are yours. Well, I heard you talking about how you lost at roulette and I felt kind of bad. Congressman Herrera's campaign manager taking bribe money. You just saw it. Even though he handed it in the air right back. We'll just edit that far out. I don't know how, but somehow.

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It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. Wait, you were so off. It's Monday, right? Fuck yeah, you were off too. Two more days. Started at the circle bar, moved over to the sports bar, like five things over because it was just like 30 minutes. How drunk did you get last night?

You had a good time? I've been drunk the whole time. It's fine. Everyone's going pretty hard. That's Shosho. I know. Shit show. Yeah. Oh, did you see the bathroom? Oh, speaking of shit shows. Wait, what? Bro, I went into the bathroom, like the one closest to fucking like the main level at Shosho. There was just a crowd of people looking in. It was every shitter door was closed and locked, and there was five grown men looking at one door that was open like...

And I walked up, and there was shit everywhere. It was on the wall. It was on the floor. It was on the toilet. It was everywhere. Wait, what? I didn't know. I don't know how it happened. Was it just...

Did you see it? No, I didn't, but I might have eaten at Denny's earlier today and hit the bathroom afterwards. Stop bringing it up. It was on the door? No. Oh, okay, the floor. Jesus, I thought he did like a 360 no-scope. Just jump, twist, and shot. It was intentional. I was like, what the fuck? We dropped Ryden off at the airport. I did a story about it.

I had to use the restroom at the airport. I had shit. Stalls are closed. Last one is open. Wide open. The last stall is wide open at the airport. So I was like, oh, fuck yeah. Beeline, turn, go in the stall. Fucking 70-year-old man.

Like, okay, well, that's taken. Walk. It was just wide open? Dude, he did not give a fuck. Did not give a fuck, yeah. He just had the door open, didn't care. I like, bleh. Walked back, pulled up, took a picture of the wide open door, started my Instagram story. I was like, why the fuck is there an old man in there taking shit with the door open? Employee. Walked by, I was like, eh.

Just watch him. I was like, oh, he's going to go poop. Hits that door. Goes like this. Turns. Walks back to us. And I was like, he just starts laughing. He's like, motherfucker, dude. He's like, what the fuck? We mumble under our breath. I'm like, I've never had somebody just shit with the door open. We've seen it in Seattle with the low cut doors. But that dude just, he's at that point of life where he's just too lazy to even close the door. It's not laziness. He was asserting his dominance. Yeah.

I like how at SHOT Show you can really see the generations of people. There's the old dudes wandering around that was like, I was going to SHOT Show when it was one room and every gun here had a wooden stock on it. And now there's all the tactical hipsters running around. It was definitely one of those first older guys, full bathroom, waiting in line. First time I've seen a line for the men's bathroom in years. He had the sushi in Vegas. I just like it's guys huddling around and all just like, uh-huh. It was my turn. Old guy steps out of this urinal.

And I just like make direct eye contact. Thanks for warming it up for me. I've never seen anybody leave a bathroom so fast in my life. He was uncomfortable about it. A moment of time separating your asses from each other. Dude, it was like under a minute for sure. Nice. What time do we got to go to Brandon's right now? We're just going to time lapse. We're going to do a quick hammered. We're going to do a quick hour time, two, three hour time lapse. We'll be back drunker.

Or more sober. Or it'll be tomorrow after breakfast. We'll see how rough this gets. You have two... Yeah, then now the audience is like, well, we get to see... Us in the morning? Some time later. It's one of us. The rest are in jail. I fucking hate all of you. That went better than expected. That was great, dude. Nothing caught fire. Yeah, well, we ran into Trump's son. Ran into Vivek.

It was a good day. It was a great day. I was hanging out. None of that's lying either. I was hanging out. We literally met all of a sudden. I mean, I was drinking with Chuck Liddell. The funny part is this all sounds like a fucking bit right now. I know. Legitimately. We were with Chuck Liddell, Vivek Ramaswamy, Donald Trump Jr.,

And we're not addressing this fucking two more people added. Oh, we caught a couple people along the way. By the way, I'm actually really happy. Bits aside, this is the first time we've ever been on a podcast together. I was excited for that. Oh, that is true. Yeah. Yeah. It's been a while. How you doing? The podcast wasn't good when he was on.

It was still, it didn't have us yet. I thought you were talking about my performance. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm trying a lot better this time. It's the natural anxiety kick. Like, I'm so sorry. I love that one. You love fucking whiskey. I do.

Yeah. I love soda pop. I love pizza. I like a lot of things. Your superpower was amazing. Long walks on the beach. Yeah, thank you. I was hoping that whenever you text me earlier, you're like, yeah, so I ran. This is what I love about YouTube, friends, is that you always, you get a text from them and they're like, yeah, just hanging out. We got some pizza. Right. Ran into Trump's kids. And you're like, hmm? I was really hoping it was Barron. I was really, really hoping it was Barron.

He's also like nine foot tall - he is yeah, he's a large ventriloquist like dummy. Yeah, he's like a large puppet Huh, he looks like a bully. I don't know what he looks like looks like Slenderman. I

He's all legs so I wish I wish I had his life in the internet like the Baron Trump's been starting to become a meme like that Is the new cryptid

He is the new Krypton. I would unironically be a great Krypton. Call Isaiah. Like, hey, we need you to revise your list again. Yeah, exactly. What's it do, though? Like, each Krypton has a power. I have to find Dad. He hangs up. He whispers in your ear. Tears open a fabric and time itself and, like, crawls through. All right, come on. He just appears out of nowhere. Where's my father at? My father's coming. That'd be kind of creepy, right? Just small hands.

It's like the Jurassic Park the the water yeah, daddy is coming. That is angry Black cats walk by like the fucking ripple in the matrix We have to get out of here. Oh my boys. Oh Jesus chaos here. We are today is Yeah, what day is it? Wednesday no, it's Thursday now fuck you

You thought it was Monday. I mean, fuck MTV Fair. That's fine. Hunter, we did 30 minutes of this podcast before. That's what I've been told. Before I was hijacked to come here. Yeah.

You were like, let's go gamble. And he was like, fuck you. Yeah, I begged and pleaded. I said, I just really want to just do something. And you guys grabbed me by the base of my neck and just kind of dragged me up here. And this is what happened. It was awkward. It was extremely awkward. Awkward elevator ride up. Yeah, I'm just whimpering the whole time. The dealer at the Baccarat table is not impressed with us. Please tell us about your Baccarat stories because this is amazing. I just love Baccarat. No one knows what Baccarat is. Asian people do. They definitely do. Is it Asian poker with a...

Go on. If you have some Chinese listeners, they're going to be like, what?

Well, they're not here after the first half of the podcast. Yeah, Brandon got all our Chinese listeners killed earlier. God damn it. God damn it, thank God. It depends on your perspective. We're about to tell the same story on the podcast twice. It's fucking great. It's okay. We had some Chinese fans stop me downstairs. And when they were taking the photo, I'm like, all right, you guys ready? Good? Good.

Three, two, one, fuck the Communist Party! Or something like, fuck communism! And they're just like, oh! They all got physically uncomfortable because they're from China. I just wish they'd be like, hey, hey, no.

I would have loved that response. No, no, no. No. Enough of that. That was the second part. The first part was he's like, they're like, yeah, we're gun influencers from China. And he goes, you guys, you guys are allowed to have those. I thought communism wasn't going to let that happen. And like the leader of this group is like, yeah, we're not going to talk about that. And then they just kept talking about other shit. Then that happened. He said, fuck communism. And the dude that was in charge took the fucking memory card out of the camera.

I watched it happen. He said, we have a very popular gun YouTube channel in China. Underground. Okay, I see. I see. The problem with all of this, too, is I'll be completely... With sociopolitical stuff, whatever, I don't even know what the hell... I've heard of communism, right? Don't know what it is. Oh, we've got an expert on that here. It's like the world's leading diet program.

really well for getting technical he's out of line but he's right a lot of doctors recommend dieting so

So I don't know. I mean, who knows? At least we're in touch. I like you. Yeah, exactly. Do you want to lose wealth? Could I have a taste? Yeah. Do you want to lose wealth and wait at the same time? Try communism. See if communism is right for you. Hunter's like, this is what I was pleading. Don't bring me up to this. No, no. All I know is one thing I like about communism. Can I talk about why I like communism? Yeah, please. It's usually communists have... Usually communists have...

Have large pictures of himself, large paintings of their faces. I want that. That's all I want. That's it. That's it. I've done it. You know, I got communist party of what would it be? Papa meat Hunter. I don't know. I would love to, I would love to think of a flag, a nice strong communist flag that I can get behind Marxist. And then I can have it. And then it could be, it would look great with a nice pic, you know, like a painting of myself, like,

Like that. And a huge marble palace. I don't know who funds this, but it's... People work together in unison to create this marble palace of me. And I'm like, it's fair, it's fair, it's all fair, I promise.

All of you have to work 14 hours a day. People are carrying large pieces of marble up these stairs. I'm massaging their shoulders and I'm just like, isn't this great? Isn't this... And there's a great...

Great beautiful painting that's happening of me. I got you. That's all I want I don't have enough I need to I need a different strategy to get there and I think communism is the way I'm sold I'm sold I'm there I believe in that now. That's my thing I have no real understanding of it, but I

Alright, I'm about in. You just leave now? I got it. I'm out. If there was one random... We see a plane fly away. Sounds great. I would get on a plane. If there was one man who's like... He's like, I can promise you a 50-foot tall painting. I'd be like, where's the plane? Where are we flying? Where are we going? 12-1.

I know a guy with an island who liked paintings too. I think Chris Ramsey was there recently. Oh no. Oh no. Where are the little girls at? The one bit with the guy who's on with Bobby Lee or whatever. He's like, I would like to go to the island. Why won't you let me go? I want to go. This was a terrible idea. I know. Let's get dropping in all of a sudden. We're going to hit it all.

You're just having fun at this point. Yeah, no, it's good. Yeah, it's a good time. Dude, side note, how's your fucking channel? I don't want to talk about that. Okay, fuck that. I don't. Who gives a shit, dude? I do. I make... I give a shit. We actually love your channel. I make pig slots for YouTube, dude. I'm a part of the problem. No, it's a beautiful problem. When people come up to me and they're like, really love what you're doing with the Papa Meat channel. I'm just like...

what am i doing what am i doing especially yeah i don't know i it's like a weird guilty especially since i made the like announcement video thing it's been like a weird uh juxtaposition of people being like really so this is what you're doing now and i'm like i'm sorry i'm just trying to pay for my bills and stuff and then another part of me you know it's weird it's it's it's a it's a weird ocean ride of stuff

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Oh, we have to make Papa Mee's communism merch. Oh, my God. Content. But everyone looks at your content for, like, inspiration. Like, your beats, everything about it. All of us talk about this in our group messages. We're like, yo, Homeboy gots it down. It's you and OompaVille are the guys we look to with editing right now because you guys are crushing it. Like, that's some of the only content I watch nowadays aside from, you know, present company excluded. Yeah.

I don't even watch their stuff. Well, I'll say... I said this before the podcast was recording. I'll say it again. Stop that. Because I need... Don't you dare plagiarize how I do my things. You stick to Mr. Beast. I'm going to... No looking at me for how you do your stuff. I want to be... Yeah. I want to...

monopolize what I'm doing. Which is exactly what everyone else is doing. So I could choose to give away a Lamborghini or sit in front of a desk. Yeah, or be morbidly obese and talk about disgusting things. That's pretty much the juxtapositions you have now. I know what I have to do, I just don't know if I have the strength to do it. Bro, your fucking diaper video. Holy shit. Yeah, Pamper Chew's cool, man. I think he's dead. I don't know what happened to him.

I mean, you know, if you microwave and wear diapers, you know, you're going to get sick. You should be fucking dead. Well, I don't. That sounded like a threat. I think if you were forcibly putting dirty diapers on people, I could maybe get behind that. But if you're just like digging out pampers by yourself and putting them on, I'd be like.

Do what you gotta do, you know what I mean? I will say that was the most optimistic, nonchalant... He had a video revealing that he had cancer. And he was just like, yeah, people are worried about it, but... Was it the microwaving shit?

Well, he was like, you know, that's what everybody was saying. That's what everybody was saying. And I would probably say the same. He was so positive on that farewell message. He was. I'm dying. Seven years later. Yeah. He was wearing a Thomas the Tank Engine onesie. And he's like, I got cancer. People are bummed about it. I think I'm fine. You have cancer, Andy. Yeah. Yeah.

You guys didn't watch the video. No, you told me. I'm like, hey, I haven't seen Hunter's new video. You're like, don't. It made me physically ill. Best thing about it? Fully monetized. That is so fucked. Absolutely. Well, he's like...

milking it for the toilet yeah oh god oh he tears it up and puts in the toilet to clean him yeah how to dispose of used diapers nice for the viewers out there this man used used diapers yeah paper chew you look him up it's a simple google image you know google search who told you about that one like i think i forgot who it was we like

I think it was a man with Tim who was like, Dad, there's this guy who microwaves and wears diapers. And I was like, hmm? You know what? And he's like, yeah, I think he's dead. And it was kind of like pretty much how I just approached the conversation. And it was just an insane rabbit hole. There's so much archive. It's very interesting, like, lolcows and stuff and how they get documented on the internet. I'm very curious to see where in like 100 years how...

people look at like internet history and stuff and like even like Christian or like even like a pamper chew or like King Cobra or these like people whatever how it's like how people how people take it upon themselves to document things because people are like insane documentarians now like they were core they screenshot everything they archive it shit that people that in Congress have done for like 400 years whatever there's just like some kid in Montana who's like he just posted

I can't wait till our group chat is in the Library of Congress. Which one? The one we'll probably go to fucking prison for. Yeah, we'll be alright. We're not even gonna say what that group chat was. I just love how you're just like, yeah, I can't remember who told me about the guy who microwaved shit diapers. If someone approached me with that conversation, I

I would remember them forever. You would think that it would ring a bell and be like, what's that guy doing? And that's why I'm here. With the operation we have going on, what we do, there's just so much stuff where it's like, yeah, there's a guy who bloodlets his son because he thinks he's sick. And I'm like, okay, that might be...

A video who else has what it's like a guy who's like a guy who like throws up and microwave or like a guy who throws up and smoothies his like throw up deep freezes it. I'm like, OK, that's an option as well. It's just like there's so much shit going on that at this point, it's just kind of all, you know, who knows who knows who says when this into the group chat. OK, bros, you've seen this video.

I don't think so. Just sending one of the original videos, it's pretty good. Check it out. It's hilarious. If anything, I think that people are more... They're more...

Tore up now if they're just like yeah this guy he like pops his pimples and people like dude what the fuck like this is lame Yeah, I mean okay who cares and he's like no, but it's like gross and it's like shut up I think Tom's on diapers in his fucking and that's right. I take off my glasses. I'm like He started what Civil War I

Oh my god. And now you're getting into cryptid stuff with Wendigo. We love Wendigo. Your son? Yes, my son. I'm very proud of him. He's doing so good. What was the official... He's John Wick's dog of the Unsub universe. Yeah, if you fuck with him, you're fucked. We will fucking kill you. Oh yeah, there's war now. He is Unsub's son. He's our dog. You fuck with him and we are out.

for your blood. But on that note, too, I have been really enjoying that. Was it Baraska? Yeah. I have not finished it yet, so no spoilers for any of that shit. No, have fun. Hey, have fun on part two. I'm halfway through it. I had food poisoning all morning. That's what I was listening to because, yeah. Oh, there you go. Yeah, I'm glad you didn't listen to part two then. Yeah, part two is pretty...

Oh, no, that's what I was listening to. Oh, you were listening to Part 2? Oh, that's fun. Okay. Well, that's a fun way to treat this. One of the sounds of his violent diarrhea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't know shit about ass pisses, son. It's crazy listening to you talk about these. Even, like, Baraska's story, it's like a four...

You had part... How many parts is it? Just the two parts? Four parts is the original run, and they did a fifth part as, like, a follow-up, I think, a little after the initial run. So four parts, yeah. It is a read. Yeah, it's a lot, yeah. And now we're going to watch... It's a long-ass story. You're looking at four hours. How long is the episodes for that? About two and a half hours, so, like, about five hours. But part two, and then you guys are done. Yeah. There's a part five, but I think that we were just kind of interested in doing the initial run with it, so...

I thought you were going to do a four-part video series. No, no, no. This is a long story. It's like even Ted the Caper. I remember reading that in 2002. I loved it. Such a good one. Crap bro Ted was my favorite part of all of that. You were giving Whip the dog. You were like, hey, just send it through the fucking hole. We don't give a shit. Yeah, fuck him. What was the dog's name? I don't fucking remember. Probably his whip. Wishbone.

Which is your next one you're doing for it? We're releasing one or I don't know by the time this comes out. I don't know when this comes out, but we're we just During this recording we just recorded one. That's uh my My dead girlfriend keep is messaging me on Facebook or whatever. It's like a creepypasta That was like a first-person thing. You're just like so anyway, Mike dead girl. Yeah, I'm just like but by the way It's the craziest thing ever

But yeah. But no, it's... Selfish ass dead girlfriend keeps messaging me on Facebook. Stage five clinger from beyond the grave. Exactly. God, give it a rest already. You're dead. Can somebody salt and burn this bitch's bones or something? Like, uh...

Yeah. Fucking comedy gold. Yeah, no, it's been fun seeing this thing evolve and stuff as well. It's been a while since I've been on this podcast too, so it's been a second. Literally last time you had the best superpowers. You are the only person that came in with the offset of that superpower because we usually distribute that. And you're like, nah.

I don't know. Two teeth and a black guy. I was very, very, very intoxicated. I don't really don't. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember a lot of it. I think all I think I remember is talking about some instant in a toilet bowl that I remember. I was like rewatching and I was like,

That's out there. My favorite part is the aftermath at Matt Best's house. Oh, my God, dude. That was still today. It's hard for me to like... He's such a nice guy. And every time he's always like, hey, how you doing? I'm always like...

Sorry, I told you what I think. Sorry. It was just our, yeah. Have we told that story? I don't know, because I wanted to say... I hate hearing drunk stories about myself. What happens? I literally, that podcast... Half of them are documented now. Yeah, but that, oh yeah, that podcast I will never watch.

I'm like, oh, Blackout Eli. Not going to watch that episode ever in my life. Rough watches for sure. But I'm not doing it. I just think comments. That's all I need. Did you see Eli physically drooling on the microphone? Like, no, I'm done. I'm so sober. I try to a lot of the time. Atta boy.

That one was rough. I was... So we had Chris Ramsey, Wes Barker, magicians, Chris solves puzzles, and... Real quick, can we just... The story? The thing? Yeah. So the first time... Sorry, the first time... Wait, does Hunter want us to tell the story? Is this okay to tell? Yeah. We can cut all this. No, it's okay. G-Man's like, thank fucking God. Our first time meeting Mr. Hunter. Wonderful human being.

Was that actually the first time? Yeah, that was the first time we hung out. That was the impression you gave. What a terrible impression. It was hilarious. It was so funny. It's like the diaper guy. It's like, man, that left a fucking impression. I really should be like, so what's your guys' opinion on diapers? Are we doing dumpster diving or not? Hunter goes hard. I want to know who I'm dealing with here. Yeah, he comes down to San Antonio. Thank you, Hunter. We all get shit wrecked.

And Matthew calls us, Matt Best, and he's like, hey, do you want to come over to the house? I'm like, yeah, we'll come over to the house. Beautiful property. So we went over there. No, that's not what you said. You walked in, you're like, yeah, cool house. Dude, we all go...

Wow! Neato! Just walk in and own the place. So this is why you charge $23 a bag, huh? I think I definitely... $23 a bag. Beige balls. Might have been a bit of envy. Might have been a bit of envy, maybe. I don't remember saying that. In my key memory, I said...

I was like, oh my god, this is a beautiful home. I was like that. I was like, oh, this pool. This pool. Look at this. Cool. This is beautiful. We got it.

We go into Matt's house and the entire time you just ridicule him. And it was the fucking shit. After downing an entire fifth of whiskey. Yeah. We just go in there and you ridicule him the entire time. And we're all just fucking laughing our asses off. And it's nothing like it wasn't a bad thing. It was so funny because Matthew didn't know how to handle it. Yeah. He was like,

Everyone got front row seats to the roast of Matt Best unexpectedly. It was so good. That's horrible. Such a nice man. He opened his house to you. Literally. What the fuck is he doing? Yeah, not good.

It was a great time. It was perfect. We've been talking about this for weeks. That's unfortunate. Sincerely, my memory was me being like, oh my god, congratulations on this. That was the mental note in my head. Honestly, man, well done.

I wasn't even there. The only thing that I remember, I think, negative that I had to say, this is what I'll die by, because all this is hearsay, right? From a congressman. You know, exactly. And you know you can trust all of those. Yeah, exactly. I think I went to in his fucking workout compound barn thing, whatever, right? I think they call it a gym. Yeah.

No, no, no. I would not go in there and be like, this is a gym. I was like, I don't know what the hell is going on here. There's like a 1967 Ferrari just parked in the middle. I'm like, well, that has to be weird to get around. The biggest thing I remember is I went to an office. He has like a gun vault in that place. Yeah, a literal walking gun vault. You know what I said? A bit much.

That was the one complaint. I said, that's a bit excessive. I said, what are you doing with this? Cool. That's the narrative I remember. It's just that. I forgot about that. So, you know, we're going to have to leave it to the viewers to decide what exactly really happened, right? Because at this point, yeah, it's all hearsay. And Matt's not here to really verify anything, so...

I feel like I'm still looking like a pretty good guy after this. The funny part is this is a comedy podcast and everything we say is bits. This is all lies. We make it all up. None of this happened in real life. Except for when it's the truth. All the time. Yeah, every single moment. It was the first time somebody left Matt's house and Matt was like, I gotta sell more coffee. Laughter Laughter Laughter Laughter

We're on dangerous territory right now. We are like one bad joke away from an SEC investigation. G-Man just walked away. Our editor's like, God, I have to sacrifice this thing. Hey, bring it up. I got followed around by a fucking ATF.

With a cell phone camera. That was a good one. What are you doing for future? How often are you going to do animation pieces? Are you just going to limit it to like one time a year, a couple times a year, just when the actual spark hits? Yeah, I feel like I got nothing in the tank right now. I have no idea. I mean, it could be like something where maybe I come back in like four months and I feel totally recharged, but at the same time I'm not like,

i just have no like desire to push it anymore because that's another thing too is like uh it's a lot of work it's a lot of work it's a lot of money and time and effort and stuff and at the end of the day if i'm doing if i'm doing parodies on i mean i don't know like you're gonna sit down have fun talk to your community review you like and it's like i hit record

I will say, you know what? You know one thing I was kind of pissed about, which I love MatPat. I love him. All right? Great guy, honestly. Motherfucker kind of retired me from myself by putting me in the thing. Because my video said goodbye for now. All right? And he's like, I'm a meat sleeve. And I was like, no, no. I was like, that's not the narrative, Matt. I was like, what's going on? And people were like, dude, MatPat said you're... I'm like...

God damn it. Dude, everyone was like, Mekin is quitting. He's done. I'm like, and it just goes to show that people cannot watch a nine-minute video where I'm like, I just need to take a bit of a break and reassess, and I'll be back in a bit. Should be fair. Everyone's just like, on hell is you in a coffin. Yeah, goodbye for now. Because it's symbolic. To me, it was this. To me, it is. Oh, yeah. You know, all right. To be fair. You know, I have to get those clicks. All right. Yeah.

But no, the thing too is like I always just looked at it as like a ceremonious thing of like the death of a of like a tradition kind of thing. Because I was uploading every two or three weeks and I'm like, I don't want to do that anymore on that fucking channel. I don't I like want to put that to bed. So it did feel like a permanent kind of like that's like we're done. I'm done with that. Well, the thing I like about is that like a lot of our friends experience burnout one degree or the other.

But when it gets to a certain point, you just hang up, hang your hat, and you're done. At least you have something that you can just do a lateral jump to that you actually still enjoy. Yeah. That's kind of rad because it can really grate at you for a bit if you're...

if you only have one thing, like your one main channel, and then you just don't feel like doing that anymore, it's like that's not only is it your entire online career or whatever, that's several other people's careers. That's your editors, your everything. You've got a whole team behind you. It's nice that you can repurpose that. Maintaining artistic integrity. Yeah. Yeah.

I think it's super, super easy for anyone, which also, here's the thing, too. I know people are going to be like, oh, you make cartoons, and it's hard sometimes or whatever. I get it, dude. It's fucking hard, though. It is what it is. But I guess the biggest thing is, with any facet of your life, whatever, it is extremely easy to build resentment towards any kind of career, whatever. And if I don't have to, like, hate fuck my channel...

then I'm not going to do that. Like, it became... That's what it felt like after a while. You know what I mean? It's extremely easy to just be like, God, dude. You know, like... Fuck, whatever. That's annoyingly relatable. It's super, super easy to, like...

something that you started five years ago where you're like this is awesome and the people are like this is cringe wherever you're like yeah fuck it i'm having fun but then after a while shit changes and whatever and you're just like i'm just i just don't want to do this anymore but it's your main source of income it's what everybody knows you for that feels it's fucking brutal it's like uh you have to like really know how to like maneuver around that and find something new so i would rather just like i don't want to like completely abandon it but i just want to uh

Yeah. Whenever I do something, people are like, oh, this is sick, whatever. And it's not just like, you know, rugrats, but oh, it's fucking weird. I don't want to do that forever. I did it for a while. It's fun, you know, whatever. But I'm like, I want to do some other shit, whatever. Rugrats. I think you gave half the table in existential crisis. Yeah, no.

the the the the biggest the biggest thing is that i think that uh you just have to be completely honest with yourself and i think people will unironically follow whatever a lot of the stuff i do on pop me i do think it's like landfill content that is serving the youtube algorithm and like what other people are doing and that's fine but it's the idea isn't like i'm not trying to reinvent the wheel with like

I'm not trying to even do different shit, but I'm just trying to... How do you make it more fun? How do you make it like... We're introducing animations to that. We're doing different things. We're getting props and we built a set. All this kind of stuff. I'm excited for some of that stuff. I know we can't talk about it probably, but... Yeah, I'll show you some stuff after the recording or whatever. But it's not about reinventing shit. It's just like, how do we just keep adding to it or whatever. I've seen some of the stuff that you're working on. That's...

We're entering that weird age in YouTube where it's becoming what TV was when we were growing up. Yeah. And people have voices you're just not beholden to a studio or something. You just get to do whatever the fuck you want to do. It's also, you can see your passion with what you love and then like animation, but also the thing and the movies you grew up with, which is fucking amazing to watch because I've seen some of the stuff. I'm like, my boy, my boy is going to be happy as shit. And you will be happy and you will see that come across in your content. I truly believe.

Or I'll put it in my mouth and I'll upload it to YouTube. And that'll be fun. We've got one of us. He's a veteran now. Every YouTuber thinks about this. You're the second honorary veteran of the podcast. This is our first one. Now you're a veteran. I was actually sitting in the back of your guys'

Side prevention meeting today, just like all the blood forced to my face, just like... Can I tell the original joke? Which one? The joke I was going to make that I didn't. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. So I gave the opening for that. Did I tell you about this? Brandon did, first off, let me say, you did an amazing job at your speech. Thank you, buddy. You just came up. It was mediocre, but I appreciate it. No, of course, you made everyone laugh. Then Tim actually looked over. He was like, man, you fucking...

He nailed that. I was like, yeah. I was expecting something different. Because I knew the original one. You knew the original joke. I was like, who told you not to do the original joke? I threw the original joke at Tim. He's like, yeah, maybe don't. So, because I was joking. Because I'm like, look, I'm one of the few people in the room that, you know, I never served. I'm not a veteran. But I did grow up, you know, military, you know, military.

two army brats who never had the sense to leave Fayetteville. So Fort Bragg, everything like that. So I grew up around the military, didn't really realize the military sense of humor wasn't normal. So, you know, that was kind of awkward. But if it makes everybody in the room feel better, I often think about putting it in my mouth. So I'm basically an honorary veteran. Hmm.

Every other per every person I ever told it to every veteran I've ever told that joke to laugh their ass off and said you can't fucking say that. Yeah, I

Also, get this man an Applebee's discount. Cody, close us out. Oh, God. No, no, we can't close on that. Fuck. Oh, why? Okay, positive message. Yeah, positive.

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