142 - UFOs, Magic Tricks & CIA Psychics ft. Chris Ramsay & Wes Barker
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- I... - This is better than you said three. Cody, you don't say much. Where is your mind? - How the should I know? - First of all, mother . - 'Cause I wanna like go on and like. - I hate the sound more than anything. - Both Henry's, hot Henry and bad Henry. - So you're ready. - Three. - Oh shit. - We all do it? - Three, two, one.

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Hi, welcome everyone, Gacko, Hewlett, Jack, both of you my favorite boys are back Feels good right now. Hell yeah, this feels right. I tried to wear camouflage for you guys. Dude, I didn't even know you were here. Like Miami Knights camo. Hi, holy shit, I'm so excited. This is, we've been drinking. No. What? No.

You've noticed the cameras look better now you guys were the first really ever to have this house all right We were the first yeah now new cameras. This is a damn with the cameras Oh, so they were the first ones to stay in the house Yeah, yeah, and he recorded in it when there was very echoey and while we were sleeping or this is crazy Poor enough to need to see Yeah

Welcome back boys, we're so excited! Bottom of the barrel, introduce yourselves. Thank you very much. Oh, hit it! *laughter*

Thanks for asking about, uh, podcasting. Go subscribe to Bottom of the Barrel on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify. Bottom of the fucking barrel. You won't regret it. I'm gonna regret this, but you won't regret that. I thought he was just gonna attack on Titan, just fly away with it. This cost me $60 to build. With the power of autism. Screw!

I can't wait to take it off. You spelt it wrong. It's on me now. I just want to see him get in a bar fight. Someone's angry at him and he just... Right in the eye of someone. It's just inconvenient. I just do it to wipe my mouth. Too many wings.

Yeah, my wife saw me building this sick what the actual fuck I'm like it'd be so good First minute podcast like I'm gonna wave a white flag For 45 minutes I'm gonna be real

Dude the guys are gonna

I do it for the bros. G-Van, please blur his nipples. We do this shit every day on our podcast and no one notices. I think you guys are probably flying so low under the radar. Speaking of flying under the radar...

That was a nice little segue. So what's your new gig now? Because it was magic before. Now it's... Yeah. UFOs, dude. My new passion. This has been for a long time. UFOs, UAPs, the whole deal, the conspiracies. We're into that on our podcast, Bottom of the Barrel. You have another? Oh, yeah. Sorry. You have another one that comes out of your mouth? What?

I should have had another advert of for painted on me so when I took my shirt off the West

That's the second time? We look so similar. I've not been drinking. I don't dress like a conspiracy theorist. This guy dresses like he looks like UFOs here. Yeah, dude. UFOs are fucking sweet. And right now, there's a lot going on with it. So I'm trying to get on board. I'm trying to fucking...

Jump on the wagon, you know a lot of views going around so I was like, holy shit I need to get on this. What's your team? No for real my team. Yeah, I'm team fucking go go UFO, dude But is there certain kinds you're like those are definitely real other ones like those are definitely bullshit So my homie Jeremy Corbell, he's been sharing these fucking UFO videos. You've seen these floating around literally We were just about to ask you about jellyfish. Yeah that came out recently That one's a real crazy one. I don't know if you want you guys won't pull it up. I

You pull it up? Jamie, pull that shit up. So you can see here, it looks like it's going invisible. It doesn't go invisible. But basically, this thing wasn't visible to the naked eye. It was picked up on a weapons camera. Because it was thermal, right? Only on thermal. They couldn't see it with the naked eye. They couldn't see it with night vision. They could only see it on thermal. And you see it get hot and cold like this. But it wasn't a threat.

And this was reported by multiple nations. So not said it wasn't a threat, but they didn't deem it a threat. They're like, it's not doing anything. It's just floating by. So no one really engaged it.

They were all observing it. It's just standing there menacingly. Yeah. It's just floating by like an alien fucking species. You see the soldiers on the ground. Like, they don't see the shit. There's so many people walking around on the ground. No one's noticing it. Invisible to the naked eye. Have you not seen this? No, I thought they said it was invisible to a naked guy. So I was so confused. Oh, man.

You undressed? Yeah, I was like, just put clothes on and look at it, dude. Like, what's wrong with you? I'm over here taking my flag off and realized, oh, that's why I couldn't see. Yeah, I showed that to Brandon the other day, and he was the first one to point out that. I think it was earlier today.

The heat signature keep changing because it's going like cold hot cold hot It's so fucking weird to watch because you see it going like black heat and then like just dip down to white like it's fluctuating and apparently it was observed going into the water So it was it was just like out of sight and this by the way observed by multiple nations so this was like

This was confirmed by multiple different nations. In the same incident? Same incident. And then it went into the water, and apparently 15 minutes later, shot out of the water and went interstellar. So what's really fucking weird is that basically all the nations just got together and just like, oh yeah, you know this base you have in Iraq or wherever the fuck? Yeah. We're all watching that. Mosul? Okay, yeah. We're all watching that on Thermal.

I know that area. There's like 18 of us. They're like, yeah, by the way, not that we're watching you, but like, what the fuck was that? Yeah. And there's also the Mosul orb. Do you guys hear about that as well? Yeah. So that was another one that was released. It was like a silver sort of metallic orb that they caught on a drone camera. And the other thing is they couldn't lock onto this.

And these were weapons cameras that could lock onto targets 27 miles away. They could not lock onto this target for some reason. It would, like, just not lock onto it. Unlock-on-able. Okay, so it is, we are in this expansive universe, and that is, those, that's the shit that's really crazy, because I see a lot of UFO footage, I'm like, this is shitty VFX. Freddy, Corridor, the, uh,

Porter does a great job. The three orbs floating around. Around the plane? Flight 370 or whatever? I found the fucking literal file and then the dude, I forget his name. Dear God, you are the only person on Twitter that I want to bully, but I try to be positive. But dear God, do I not like you as a human? Call him out.

I don't remember his name. Throw that shit over to me, but he's going to bully you for me. Cody Cody's not VFX. I found the, we have found the VFX like foot it of the portal. Look,

Yes. Literal footage of it. It's like, here is what the VFX file is for this. And it matches one for one. Like you lay it over. And he's like, no, but you can frame two slightly altered. And then his biggest argument is, Hey, well, this was recorded at, uh,

10 frames a second, and this is recorded at 60. I'm like, so here, why are both exactly four frames for the explosion? Because if they're recorded different frames per second, you will have one frame versus four is a complete...

Ooh, ooh, it's like the most basic- Eli is just fucking tizzling out so hard fucking right now. I go fucking- And Cody, Cody's gonna go and fucking ratio on Twitter and destroy this guy's whole career. Which I love. Oh, oh, that's the guy that Corridor responds to, right? Yes, that dude. Oh.

Yeah, he's stubborn. He's fucking stubborn. Yeah, you gotta know when the gig's up. You gotta be like, alright, dude, you're wrong, move on, because this isn't a good look. That's the problem with all those ones. They muddy the water of all the real ones, right? Isn't that the shitty part? That is true. Exactly. So when you see that shit where you're like, hey, this is like went into the water, then went to an estellar. It is like, hey, we live in our solar system. We live in a solar system also. Yeah, we do.

we do this? A galaxy though, a galaxy you're like... We live in a society. 120,000 light years across in the Milky Way galaxy, you have a fucking... Was it a hundred and twenty billion stars in our...

400 billion in our galaxy. 400 billion. 400 billion. I still think it's 120. Check it out. Eli DeGrasse Tyson. Google it. Eli thinks he's right. This is one thing. 120,000. I am totally getting you back for the stolen valor thing. Eli DeGrasse Tyson. Photoshop him in blackface now. Yeah, please. Yeah.

You are getting photoshopped in blackface. The Reddit, I want the Reddit to photoshop you in blackface. Dude, you can come run our country if you want. By the way, quick funny story about blackface is that if you're... That's a great way to open the story, by the way. I have to make a pass real quick. You carry it? Yeah, my consultant says I need to too. I have to poop at the same time. Is that if you're actively training for a bodybuilding competition, you're allowed to do it.

These guys put on yes true these guys are literally look Sri Lankan

There's like a white guy who literally looks Sri Lankan, super jacked, and we're just letting them get away with it. How many more shades, right? How many more shades? Literally. It's a paint swatch. It's a very fine line. I don't think it's that fine. They're literally like, pull up a picture of like, one of these blackface artists doing bodybuilding Mr. Olympia. It's insane.

Yeah. Yeah. Eli and I... This is great. We shook hands that we're only going to drink on podcast days, right, Eli? And then your flight got delayed, but we've been drinking since fucking 1 p.m. Podcast day. Yeah. Not us. Nope. Straight sober. These are lucid thoughts. Responsible for every syllable I say. Absolutely.

I'm sorry. Everything you say is kind of tinted through the lens of those Waco glasses. Oh, my Dahmer face? Hold on. Let me say my Dahmer face before I cut you up and fuck you. These are serious thoughts. We're going to finish the podcast. We're just going to watch some podcasts and then you can leave. Watch some podcasts.

So you guys brought some magic tricks this time? Wait, why? You'd rush right into that. No, you had to pace it. It doesn't even get us wet. Jesus fucking Christ. I will say right now, though. Maybe that's what you're doing wrong with your own podcast. That's true. Fuck! I'm not even going to give you any advice on this one.

I was like, God damn you, like, what the fuck? So you do a magic podcast with no magic tricks? No, not once. It's not once. 175 episodes, not once. Literally. We talk about our gigs. Wait, I actually, I can't tell. We've never done a trick. You're fucking kidding. No, I'm being very sincere. Never thought about doing it. Hey, buddy, I've got some advice.

I hope you're- Do what you do best? Yeah, we do this. We talk shit, and we talk about our gigs, and we laugh, but yeah, never- Wait, how many episodes have you guys done? 170. Yeah. I hope on 171 you do a magic trick, and it gets a 2 million views, and you're like, oh my god. I hope you're not right. I hope-

It's the one that just catapults him. Although people won't know until they go follow what podcast? Bottom of the Barrel. Oh, fuck. I took it off. Bottom of the Barrel podcast. Podcast in the Barrel on Instagram.

Barrel pod on TikTok. Yeah, we're all over the fucking place, dude. We have shit marketing. Figure it out. Just figure it out. You'll find us. I just can't wait to sneak into your room in the middle of the night. Like, what podcast? You're like... I'll go immediately. His tits come off. His tits shoot off when he pulls the string. They hit the wall. Oh, my God.

I'll try one. I will do one, alright? You'll do two, got it. Alright, I'll start with one. We'll do this one for Donut over here. Cody. Oh, fuck me. I want you to, uh, you know, here's the thing. Here's the thing, is that technology has gotten to a point where it's taken your editor's job almost, right? Your editor and everything else. Like, technology's gotten to a point where it might replace...

everything we do oh i'll tee up for a segue technology's gotten crazy hey these days how crazy is it it's been so great it's like almost taking our jobs hey funny you should say that so what i'm saying is that magicians as magicians we might also be afraid that it might you were a veteran i'd ask you to do something yes here's what here's here's i don't think technology is there yet i don't

Technology is gonna replace my job anytime soon, but Cody, we're gonna try it out. We're gonna try to use AI to do a magic trick. I want you just to think of a card. Just think of one. Alright. Just think, don't say it out loud. Okay. You got it? It's not a card. Not that one. Change your mind. Okay. Different one. That one's too obvious. Okay. You know it was obvious, right? Yeah. Yeah. Change it. You got this one? Yep. Alright, here we go. I'm gonna see if my phone can pick it up. You ready? Ready. What card is he thinking of?

How the fuck should I know? Find it yourself. Pussy boy. Stupid pussy boy. Pussy boy. Little pussy boy. Pussy pussy little pussy boy. Pussy boy. Pussy boy pussy boy. How do you turn this off?

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Was that the car? Technology of the ride. Nailed it. Woo! These UFOs are getting crazy. Chris is like, that was my magic. It stops right now. That's the magic equivalent of edging. Yeah.

Except I came. Oh, man. That's it. The game's called I Win. That's the type of magic to be expected. Bottom of the barrel. No magic, actually. Bottom of the barrel podcast, guys. Two magicians, no tricks. Edging the entire time. That is all they do.

You guys okay, so we were discussed we had okay. Let's rewind we're over there realist me That was the end of the fucking bit. That was it. Oh fuck yeah. Yeah, don't you? Magic actually happens it freaks you out and then when it doesn't happen it freaks you out. Yeah, pick a side

On the count of three we're gonna say it, okay? Okay. One, two, three. Three spades. Everybody says three spades. What the fuck, man? Burn that witch! Burn that witch! Everybody goes for three spades. Classic. Alright, that was fucked, man. Passing this through. Is it okay?

Guys before this is why we don't fucking have you guys down Before we started in the deck of cards. There's also three spades I

Oh wow, that's crazy. There's a three of spades in the deck of cards. Only one! Only one! My god. Imagine that. Yeah, think about it. Check your decks at home everybody. One in 54 odds. There's a three of spades inside. You guys not drinking these? You just crack them open for like the- What? No, I can fucking drink them. Stop. Do we slam these? Yeah. No! We're getting a long pause here. Just slam it! Cause the boys asked. Cody has to wake up at 5 in the morning. Cody, come to my fucking wedding. No, I'm changing my flight.

Are you really fucking kidding me? None of you bitches are getting laid tonight. None of you bitches- You guys do not tell my sponsor. Do not what? Don't tell my sponsor. Oh. The sponsor like, uh, let's say, uh- Would you say a sponsor like Ghostbed?

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What the fuck? Did you do it? Yes. What the fuck are you doing? I'll give you an actual magic trick. Zoom in and post, you'll see maybe something. Magic is never big, it's very small. Wait, what the fuck just happened? Yeah, buddy. He was touching my tip. Don't say "yeah, buddy". Yeah, buddy. He was touching my tip and I don't like it. I don't know, but something was happening. Fucking love you, Wes. Fuck you, Chris.

We should all do we should all do like a fucking podcast like hi shit on Ibogaine or whatever the fuck shrews

We did a shroom podcast a couple weeks ago. No shit. We ate shrooms and 45 minutes we cut the podcast and we're like, go to the Patreon, go to the Patreon. We were just high as shit on the Patreon. That's kind of like the unsubscribe podcast where that's your safe space.

You're like, oh yeah, no, I'm freaked the fuck out. Uh, I want to be amongst friends. Absolutely. Yeah, it's way better We should all do DMT and explain our journey. Ew. Oh, that's not gonna work well. I feel like we should go to a foreign country and just you know, make sure everybody subscribes to the unsubscribe Patreon. Yeah, definitely. Where we will certainly do this. The links are in the description and in the pinned comment. I like how you guys use reverse psychology.

So fucking clever, dude. You guys are like... We learned it from you guys. Unsubscribe. You're like, you're not gonna get me. Oh, fucking unsubscribe. I don't know if I'm gonna unsubscribe. Bottom of the barrel. Bottom of the barrel. Bottom of the barrel. We're like, don't subscribe to Bottom of the Barrel. Don't subscribe to Bottom of the Barrel. Please subscribe to us.

That's Wes if he was in the military just... Please! ...prolatively producing red flags. I thought it was just three hot meals a day! Middle of a gunfight, Wes is pulling his fucking strings. I quit! Quit! Why are they still shooting?

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Send Bob's. We have a fun segment. We should have teed this up before. We have a fun segment on our podcast. Wait, hold on. Let me guess it. It is when you talk shit to each other. Yeah, it is called Empty Threats. I watch their podcast. You do, actually. You're a fan. Oh, fuck. I love this guy. It's Empty Threats and we threaten each other with empty threats.

That's a fun thing. There's a really cool bit of our podcast too where we also violate. If you don't fucking stop right now. We violate YouTube terms of service. It's really cool. You want to do that as well? Only on the ad reads. Do we got one of those?

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You know, I missed you guys. I missed you too, buddy. For sure. Good time, Mr. Boy. We should start a podcast. Oh, yeah. I should plug some dates. If you're in Oklahoma, February 16th to 17th. First of all, I'm sorry.

Alright, I don't even know when this pod comes out, but anyway. Oh, me too. Fuck that. Actually, when I was coming here, the board guard's like, where are you going? I'm like, San Antonio. He's like, on purpose? And I was like, yeah? And then he's like, ooh. Are you really doing a gig in Oklahoma? Yeah. Oh, nice. February 16th, 17th, about when this pod comes out. Second guy to bomb in Oklahoma. This is coming out.

Oh my god. What happened in Oklahoma? There was a bit of a bombing in the city. Really? Yeah. I didn't know that. I heard about the Boston Marathon and the one with the fucking building in New York. I don't know. Just the one building? There was a secret. The second one was a conspiracy. That's all I know.

I know the two buildings and the one. What about building seven, dude? Why are you guys living here? Jesus, fuck, dude. I really did miss you guys. Jesus Christ. Why do I say these are my favorite fucking guests? Right here. This is as simple as that. Holy shit.

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yet 36 minutes I know I keep looking down at that number and I like I get anxiety because I'm like dude I have an hour left I know we have an hour to get cancelled I don't have an hour to get cancelled I have so much more I want to tell you guys go I'm not even worried about it

I can't remember the last time I was here, so I- When I look over at Cody and I see him just dying in the corner, just- Every time I say something really offensive, I lean in so he's in my shot and make sure, you know? I'm like, "We both agree!" Oh man. Holy fuck. Let's mix the cultures, that's all I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying. I actually have no alcohol either, so I should get one. Do we want to do a shot? I want to do a shot. You have two shots. Fuck! Sit down, we'll get you some. But! But!

- Go sit, I got you. - You gotta pee. - Oh, go pee. - No, no, I got you. Sit. - No, I got you. - I got you, bro. - So I'm genuinely interested in all the conspiracy stuff you've been doing. Like the conspiracy UFO, like is that sort of thing like resonating better? - Honestly,

Tens of views. Tens of views. Tens of views. No, seriously. Sorry that I hit a sore spot. No, no, no. No, for real, for real. I don't know. I see your stuff on my Instagram. The only videos I've done on Area 52, if you guys want to share, like, conspiracy stuff, I've got a channel called Area 52 Investigations. High production. We do investigations, actual feet...

on the ground investigations. None of this. If you want feet, go to Area 52. Absolutely. Can I pitch it for you? Yeah, absolutely. Go ahead. Guys, gals, if you want really good content for Area 52, skip past the first five minutes. Yeah. That's when they add it. No, but for real, like, it is...

uh watch the entirety of it because i will praise you on this chris does some of the best cinematography and storytelling you will see this side of youtube he actually you care about the product which i love so much so you get this

How do I compare it's like an Oppenheimer of YouTube because I really care about what you're putting out and then Consuming that content. I'm like, okay fucking this is dope as shit. Appreciate that It is you have to get used to a slower pace YouTube get used to that and then once you go into it like that you will see a Fucking story. Yeah Fucking

Story's so good. Story is key, right? Story is like the key element for me. And the one thing that I'll say is that most of these fucking YouTubers nowadays, and this applies to every fucking niche. I love that sounds like an old man now. Yeah. You're just like, listen, most of these fucking YouTubers nowadays. Dude, I've been doing this for 12 years. Yeah, I can say that. Most of these YouTubers nowadays are just

AI image generating and fucking reading chat GPT prompts. Bunch of cum guzzling fat boys. And I'm serious, if you look at like, and no hate, but like Y-files, he's getting, you know, two million views on these conspiracy videos. They're great, but let's face it, it's a lot of, he's pumping out one video a week. He's just reading AI script. You don't, you don't. I'm literally going out there interviewing people

Paying money out of my pocket to fucking travel first class to these fucking places. No, but seriously. I'm actually traveling. I'm living on the air. You're actually traveling first class. I believe that. Once we both went all the way to Florida just to find out we couldn't film at the place. That's right, but I'm not done with that one. Exactly. He's going to go back, right? So Chris will spend the money not even

I'm going to rent the whole fucking place. He'll fuck it up. Yeah. That's what he's putting money on. Dude, the first investigation cost me about $12,000 and I made about $3,000 off it, right? So like, that's like a fact. I spent time with...

CIA psychics. So these guys were hired by the CIA in the 70s. This was an actual thing. So the hardest part is to convince the general populace. You don't have to. Go watch my videos. I'll show you all the documentation. The CIA spending money into a psychic program. They spent $20 million. In the 70s. In the 70s, $20 million. For 20 years.

For 20 years. For 20 years, they were spending money on training military personnel. What's it called? If you want to see the hottest. Remote viewing. If you want to see the hottest porn in your life, it's Google MK Ultra. Yeah. And then just read. IJ is so fast. So hot. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, fucking... hell yeah, dude. I love how the government is like, "People are dying of cancer, let's give money to these guys who think they can think things, you know, like remote mirrors." Yeah, you can see across the world. So it must be... It's more real than cancer. I literally spent hundreds of hours researching this. I fucking... I went down the CIA website and literally compiled... all the links are there if you want to do your own research.

But I interviewed these people. I interviewed the first psychic spy for the CIA. I interviewed the trainers for the CIA. I interviewed the physicists who studied the psychics for 20 years. I interviewed all these people just to see if it was real. And then I took a year and learned it myself. I learned how to do remote viewing and got some fucked up results. So if you guys want to see it. Wait, wait. No shit. This is crazy. This is really fucking interesting. God damn it. Hold on. Hold on. So.

Viewers out there, you look at all of like maybe these two with respect. Maybe not. But I will always break it down like this. It is you look at that what you just said. It's like, hey, we look at psychic viewing and

And we learned this. That's an actual thing. When you listen to Chris and saying, hey, this is a thing, that is an actual thing. The government and it is documented how much money they spent. I tried it. I saw, like, I'm feet on the ground. It's not, I'm not sitting there in my office talking about an AI script. I'm out there doing shit. You're also hurting me because I'm about to do the one thing I fucking hate doing. I'm about to be devil's advocate for the government. Well, like,

No, look, Cody's face is why I knew I was like, I need to say this. This is an actual thing we've spent. Yeah, literally. You guys spent hundreds of millions of dollars on this.

Well, the government spends a lot of money on a bunch of shit. Here's the thing though. It's fucking gay. But for two decades. Counterpoint, counterpoint. Like, no joke, counterpoint. Off record, they're still doing it. They're doing it all the time. Didn't they also decide to spend a bunch of money to make other countries be like, they're spending money on this. Didn't they do that? No, so Russia was doing it and during the Cold War and then we found out. So we were like, well, we, America found out and America was like, we need to be on top of that shit. So they started training psychics

natural psychics, which they didn't like because natural psychics were all like, oh, I can't do this under these conditions or whatever. So like, fuck these guys. Let's get this guy to train our soldiers. They started training actual soldiers and I spoke to these people who were trained and who worked as psychics

CIA psychic spies for 20 years for the government. To be fair, I don't want the organic psychics. I want the Raytheon endorsed psychics. Those are the ones. Those are the ones you really can trust. Those are the ones to talk to. Yeah. Those are the ones who are making the big bucks. You're not fucking kidding, are you? No, I'm not kidding. You really broke it down in that bottom of the barrel podcast. The

the fact that you just didn't break eye contact at all. You're just like, yeah, no, that's how, that's who I talked to. I'm like, I'm terrified. Go look at this shit. It's wild. I'm a skeptic by nature as a magician. I know how shit works, right? I'm, I study how magicians,

behavioral arts work. I study how if you're, you know, if you're lying, all this shit, I can make you believe that I'm psychic through trickery, right? That's my job. That's my job. You've done it for the last two podcasts. And I, right. And I can, and I can do that. That's my job. But these guys, so knowing that I'm going in here with this incredible skepticism seeing, well, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to literally put everything I know and, and see if I can figure out how they do this. And these guys are fucking, they're,

They're doing it. They're actually doing it. And they have results that are, that are, that are founded, that are like on paper that we can see that we can compare. What are they doing? It's crazy. Just so chime in a really small, small example. Well, yep. Go ahead. Just to chime in. Cause I already know the audience. They're like, well, fucking fuck Chris and Wes. I don't understand. The hardest part is this is based off of reality.

It's the fucking hardest thing because I guarantee you try to disprove this to the utmost degree and you can't. And you're like, I hope everyone believes me. I just hope everyone believes me. That is to the degree this is real. I've done the same thing and I don't read on what you're doing, but it is the same degree of...

It's proven. However, I don't think you need to think like it's real because the government spent money on it. No, no, no, no. That's a good point. But these people are still doing it without government funding because the research is there. They have 30 years of research. So Stanford Research Institute studied this for 30 years. Are we taking a shot? Yeah, let's do this. Let's get into deep, deep conspiracy territory. Oh, I love this so much. Cheers, guys. Cheers.

Actually, can I show my- I gotta show my little bar bet I think I- Oh yeah, let's go! You know what? I can throw a shot in the air and I catch it all in my mouth. There's no fucking way. It's called cum. I've seen you do it with cum, but never with a shot. No, I put up a whole YouTube video about how to do this. Cum is too viscous. I can literally throw this in the air and it goes up and you catch it all in your mouth. Let's go. Camera on this guy.

That's not how you do it. It's half a shot. I lie in the video and I say it's a real shot. But yeah, I can flick it in the air in case I'm in the middle. I haven't done this in a while but I can do it. Drum roll? Drum roll? Yeah, please. No, I was wrong. I was wrong. Why did I think you were gonna do it? It burns a lot. What fucking part of me thought that was possible? I was expecting this. This perfect fucking... So...

You guys have yourself at home believe in yourself. Don't let your friends talk you out a bit You guys have me on such edge the entire time you were doing that. I'm like this is sleight of hand in my peripheral vision I'm watching you what's going on here? I'm literally watching you the whole fucking time. I sleep over at Eli's I can't even fucking see right now. I'll show you guys one. I'll show you guys a trick

No, I got a good one. You want to do one? No, keep- We just saw yours! No, I want to do a real one! No, I was just gonna say keep talking about your fucking- Keep up with your remote viewing and boring the audience. Have them on sleep chat. It involves beads. So it's the gayest trick I know. Oh, so Eli.

Eli you know actually actually bread is more of your Check this rope out okay, yeah, check this string out here. Yeah, you're throwing really nice rope That's good check this out here you check one of these out you check do these up make sure they're real make sure they're not They don't come apart. There's no like seam on them or anything right and

Very important. No seams. Seam? Seams that way, right? Show- show- show- There's fuckin' anal beads. Donut, fill 'em out. Donut, are those real beads? These are real beads. Yes, they don't open, there's not like any- Roll a seven, baby. It's only a little bit of cum. I'll take the first one. Only a little bit. Yep.

So you guys have to know at home that they've checked them out thoroughly, that there's nothing fishy about any of these props. Because we got your back. I don't trust these white people. This actually is like a 200-year-old magic trick, but it's one of those tricks that's just like classic, and it's fun to do. So I'm going to show you. And even though it's classic, it's fooling. That's right. So if you take off your pants...

That's why the ribbed That's how we got you all right So you can you can see those three beads are definitely on these strings and those three you can see the strength through there There's you've inspected all of the components. Yes, very important Brandon hold your hand up

Straight to the camera. God, I fucking hate this shit. Okay, I want you to close your hand around the beads. Okay. Hold it near your face, Brandon. Alright, here's what we're gonna do. For camera, you have to hold it up, Brandon. Okay. Alright.

- Got it. - We're gonna take the strings on each side and we're gonna tie a little knot. - Okay. - Cody? - Sir? - I want you to grab this and this string. Just hold it. Don't pull on it just yet, but just hold it right there. - Hold these guys? - Yep, hold these two. - Okay. - And Eli, do the same on this side. - So they're crossed over? - Just like this? - Do it. These two. And on the count of three, I want you guys to pull. Okay. One, two, three, go. - Brandon, why'd your anal beads come out? - Okay, Brandon.

And those- There's nothing there. You inspected everything. Why did that go out of the handle? Legitimately, thanks. Brandon, when did that happen? Wait, how did that happen? Now check your asshole. Check your asshole. Oh my God. That was- Bottom of the barrel, guys. Bottom of the barrel. Thank you. Our favorite sponsor, True Classic. Cody, show off that butt. My God, look at these jeans.

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If our podcast gets to 50,000 subs, I'll move to San Antonio. Wait, hold the fuck up. We're at 15,000, so it's not happening. Okay, done and done. No, we can make this happen. We can literally do that in like a game, dude. I'll prove my life. I will move next door. And I will live there. Your wife's going to be pissed. Yeah, she will. She is not coming. But I will be here. So nothing's going to change? I don't have one. 100,000? I told you about that. I will buy a condo here.

If you had a hundred thousand. I will buy a condo here and I will be here like maybe once every month. Oh my god, that is the easiest trade off we'll ever do. Guys! We'll fucking have a spot here. We'll buy a house here. I'm moving. Yeah. He's moving whether you sub or not. This was the easiest trade deal in the history of trade deals maybe ever.

Anyways, please help us. I think you were like, "Hold on, hold on." Don't do it. I was like, "Okay." I wanna teach you guys a bar bet. Oop, okay. Okay, go on, Drunk Wes. Alright, teach me a bar bet. I'm gonna go piss. Go pee pee. Uh, can I get a beer, please? S'il vous plaît, someone up there. My favorite. Any beer at all? Hey buddy, we don't do French around here. Just letting you know. Okay. Can I get a goddamn beer in here? There you go. Is that American enough? That's way better.

I am still very confused as to what the government was spending money on. I know I read you up. I felt bad. I know the government is spending money on a bunch of shit. Yeah. Cody. So what the problem is you're thinking. Yeah. Well, that's not great for a career in government. Sorry, Brandon expand. Oh, actually, no. So I, I was going to say this earlier. I fucking hate to be the devil's advocate for government because government spending, because it's usually bullshit, but,

devil's advocate, kind of like they did with the Filipino vampire thing. It's like, not necessarily thinking... Don't lead it with the Filipino vampire thing. Oh, that old chestnut. Yeah, that old thing. Maybe I should expand on that a little bit.

It doesn't necessarily matter what is actually true versus what you think is true. So they convinced the Filipino rebels that vampires were real and they were in the jungles. So they surrendered.

Like that whole thing. Do you not remember that? No. Dude, Wendigoon did a... Okay, so first of all, motherfucker, Wendigoon was on this goddamn podcast talking about this. Yeah, no, I remember he did a video. Yeah. I'm dying right now. He did a video talking about basically how... I'm doing peanut vampires. Well, no, they legitimately, like, they did, like, basically, like, a fucking plane flying over just projecting, you know,

vampire lore or whatever. - That sounds America. - Yeah, and basically they convinced the Filipino population that God was telling them that vampires were real. - Super easy to convince the Filipinos of that, by the way.

That was a real thing that happened. I don't know why it's... They're very... Wait, the Filipino people. Very. Jordan's like, this is a very good fight to miss, right? You guys want to learn a bar bet? Yeah, fuck these guys. You guys want to learn a bar bet? I would love to learn a bar bet. Let's go. Okay. So I've been a magician a long time. And recently in my shows, I've been adding one bar bet in all my shows. Even my stage shows. Because I found out that people like...

They love watching magic, but if they go home with something and they feel like maybe they can give it a shot It's kind of an extra little bonus. So I'm literally doing these bar baths I have like five that I've been doing in my shows. I don't know why I'm like very aware of my asshole now. Right. I'm very scared whenever you start into these things. Forget about it, forget about it. Just let it go, let it go. Don't worry about it. You drank the thing I gave you to drink earlier. Don't even think about it. Don't even think about your asshole. Cody and I will do this one. I'll give you a chance to give it a go, okay?

Uh, you take two glasses in this game. I brought...

Yeah, go ahead. Thank you. West, you were stubborn, Gus. I was a second ago. Okay, well. You get two glasses. In this case, I brought plastic ones because we might fuck this up. So we're going to use plastic so we don't break anything. But you can do your regular pint glasses. Anyways, take this in... What hand are you? Right hand, left hand? Take this in your right hand. So you take some drink, right? Beer in your right hand. And the other glass goes here, okay? On the table. Now, the rules are this. You have to drink that beer, but out of this glass.

Okay? Easy. So far so easy. You can never set that glass down and you're not allowed to use it. You can only use the one hand. You can only use this hand. You can never set that down. You have to drink this still. You have to drink that beer out of here without setting that down, without using another hand. That's interesting. And you can't set that glass down? You can never set that glass down. You've never shown me this one. I can only use my left hand. No, you can only use this hand here.

And you can't set that down, you have to drink that beer out of this glass. What would you do? Give it a go. Cody, think it's like a dick. Right? I mean, I know how I would do it. I- yeah, same. How would you do it? So, I would- I would hold- Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. This is how I would do it. Should we wait to see how he does it first? 'Cause you're gonna have to pour this in there eventually. Yeah. You know, you can't- I'll give you this, I'll give you this. You can't even touch this glass with that hand. Woah. Woah, that changes things. Yeah.

I can't do it. I know, I know. I'll do it, I'll show you. Not even gonna touch this glass with this hand. It does get pretty foul. Don't lick your fucking mouth. I hate the sound more than anything. It sounds like my fucking son, Ryan, he has autism. Wait.

There's a legendary component to this trick that I did not realize. Holy shit, Wes. Yeah, you are dedicated to the bitch. Wow, dude, that is fucking sick.

I'm sorry for our Spotify viewers Why he's doing is Wow

Heyyyy! Now you know one!

He wins a blowjob. Hey! Bottom of the barrel, westburger.shop! I don't know, see me on tour. They only have one book in this whole goddamn studio. And it's sitting right over there. For all of these seven viewers in Oklahoma, see him next week. I have more dates, but you guys are being too weird. I'm also being a very small town in the Maritimes of Canada.

If you're in Fredericton, New Brunswick. Hey, that's a good town. I know Freddie. Yeah.

I fucking love this so much. Man, we can't wait to come back tomorrow. Dude, every time you guys are down, you are the most fun for podcasters. You have bottom of the barrel. You're crushing it with that. But it is this amazing experience with all of us. I'm shit wrecked. Hi. Same. Welcome. Eli's shit wrecked right now. Same. Cody's shit wrecked right now. I can tell by your fucking dubious smile. And Brandon. I'm here.

I'm alright you have that fucking wrong for all this coiffed hair and you're wearing a fucking microphone Because I didn't I didn't fucking earn a mic this this podcast. Yes. Well, we know they've been years But you guys are fucking crushing this is I

Guys, if you do not know why I say these are my favorite individuals to have on the podcast, there is a reason. Because when you come down, you're like, okay, I got to be fucking retarded. I borrowed money to come here and retarded. All right, I was laughing at Eli until you said borrow.

Sorry Brandon your hair right now is a Karen haircut and I fucking hate it every time I look at you on what are you? Really?

I'll pull you on Reddit. You pull your hair back. Brandon with a top knot. And I see you right here. I'm like, I fucking hate it. Dude, if we hit 50k. Eli, can I please see the manager of Unsub? Yes, please. I'm moving further from our podcast.

I can't believe you guys are like, we need a chick. Brandon, grow your hair out. I'm having the best time. I don't care if this is only 11 minutes in the end. Yeah. You can edit this down to 11 minutes. I'll talk to you guys any day. Talk with these mics. What are you doing? I'm trying to catch my oxygen right now. Wait, let's send it over to the peanut gallery. Is this, should we post this podcast? Full send. She's saying no. She's saying full send. Full send.

Eli, you okay, buddy? Fucking throw a car bomb on me. When I got robbed?

That's right. This year is January right now. I got off to a good start last year. Not a good start. What happened last year? Thank you for asking. January 1st, I go to sell my fucking phone because I bought myself a new phone for Christmas. I go to sell my phone on Facebook marketplace, sold hundreds of things on there before I put it up for a price. I get a million lowball offers to get two offers at that price. I said, yes, these two offers. Nice. I text both of them back. I said, whoever wants to meet tonight,

I'm in like, let's do it. And then one guy goes, I can do tonight. Only if you come to me, but you're the guy sends me his address. It's 30 minutes away. I drive 30 minutes out of Toronto. I'm not from Toronto. I drive super North in Toronto for 30 minutes. To be honest, Toronto to Vancouver. Like I, it could be like 30 minutes or four hours. So Toronto Vancouver is 48 hours. Like it's like L.

Anyways, I go to this place. I'm not from Toronto. So I'm like, I don't know this area It's getting kind of shitty and I feel pretty weird right? I'm like I don't like this vibe and then I I go to these guys and then the X I'm like nothing's happened Nothing's happened then the first moment of things that happened happened right where I go to these two guys and then

I was dealing with a guy named John. In hindsight, very normal name. But anyways, in this moment, neither one of them went, hi, I'm John. Right? They went, you're the guy with the iPhone. They didn't say, are you the guy with the iPhone? They said, what's up, money? No. Well, they might as well. They tell you what they want from you. Chris, this is so key for me. What's up, phone? This is so key for me because... It's a 401k. I've...

I've met guys before I've met guys before on these kinds of exchanges where they're like oh are you the guy selling the fucking Swiffer right bad example but but they didn't ask me because they knew because I'm the only guy that really sticks out here they go you're the guy with the iPhone you're the idiot who showed up yeah so these two guys and neither one of them said hi I'm John they both said you're the guy with the iPhone I said yeah and they said let me see it I handed it to the one guy he grabs it he looks at it unlocked

Also, wiped everything. I'm like, yep, yep. And then he turns and he just starts sprinting. Just fucking running. And the big guy just stands in front. Like he steps in front and like puts his hand out. And I'm like, this didn't need to happen, right? Like they could have just been like, this is mine now. And I'd be like, yes, it is. Like that's all that had to happen. I was like, this is unnecessary. And I was like, and as soon as he ran away, I'm like, no. Like my heart was right.

You know, I didn't like that. So anyways, the guy steps in, other guy's running and it's open. It's a fucking open parking lot. He's running. I watch him run. And the other guy's like, and none of this had to happen. And they just literally say, it's yours and you have it. Cause I'm not gonna, what am I? I'm me, right? So then the guy's like, he's like, he's like, don't, you know, don't. And I'm like, is he going to get the money? Like, I was like, not sure why. Why is he running so fast? He must really be like, I better get this guy's money, right? The ATM is so far away. And I was like, yeah, go get it.

You know? It was 500! I was yelling at him too and then uh yeah then the other guy also once he realized that I was not gonna react because ah spoiler alert I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. So then you're wearing that shirt. I wore it because I was the camel right? He's like this guy's not gonna be a problem. Yeah I'm a soldier. So then he ran after his buddy and I was so happy to go back to my car. So I get back in my car and start driving home.

Remind you it's a 30 minute drive. Right? So I'm feeling very sad. I call Chris and Chris is like, did you just drive to your own robbery? And I was like, yeah, I think so. He's like, well, please let me make it easier for you. I'm like, don't come to me. We don't have guns in Canada, right? So you got fisticuffs, which I've never learned. Skill issues, right? What is that? Skill issue.

A skill issue. Oh, a skill issue. I was like, is that in your sport? No, it's just your skill tree is not very involved. Is she trying to say curling? Yeah. Oh, whoop their ass in curling. You haven't really dropped any points into your skill tree. Whoop their ass in curling. If we played from iPhone in curling, I'm done in fucking three ends. They're going to be fucking game over. You want to go, bro? You want to see that? I won't even need a sweeper. I don't even need it. Watch. It's going to stop. Hard.

I missed it. Spotify sucks. YouTube's where it's at. You get the visuals, right? Anyways, so like you were saying. People should both subscribe on YouTube and check to see if they're also subscribed on YouTube. Because YouTube unsubscribes people. What? Yeah. They do. No, is that where they, when they unsubscribe someone? That's my next video on my conspiracy channel. No shit. Really? No. Oh. But yes. Why do you guys call this unsubscribe?

It's reverse psychology, I told you. Bro, I wasn't here. They're being clever. We should call it unsubscribe bottom of the barrel.

So that they subscribe. Oh, I missed that. USB OB? Yeah. Unsubscribe, bottom of the barrel. I know, whatever. The second you said it, you're like, you need to like that shit. I'm like, this is hot. Dude, leave a like if they need to like the fucking sign. Because everything else is amazing production. These black magic cameras. By the way, so much money. They've got so much money, these guys. And...

Send them no more money. It's like $8,000. But like, they need to light this fucking sign up. Because like, it's almost like they don't care. Actually, Chris. This is a great sign. That was a good time to tell. Guys, we've stolen something from the studio.

Wait, hold the fuck on. Wait. Yeah, we did earlier. Chris doesn't know this. I stole something from the studio today and I'm gonna give it away as a prize for the best comment on our next podcast. So, please come over and not... They don't even know what I've stolen yet and I took it hours ago. So anyways, come over. I'm giving it away as a prize on our podcast. I don't even know if it's worth a lot. It looks expensive.

100% Says the memory cards. That's probably the most valuable thing ever. That is fucking hilarious. Because if you have that, that's probably worth millions. We're about to upload a great pod. If you have that, you can ruin careers. We'll take down a congressman.

Oh man. And a police officer. Eli, Eli. He showed you bullshit magic. I showed you a beautiful bar bet you could do for the rest of your life and you'd say, where's my trick? Where's his trick? You dance. You dance, you bomber beads. Oh, your anal beads. Trying to flirt with Brandon again like you said you were going to. Listen, man.

Can't leave you stop working out dude. I wonder why these are my favorite. I just got back into it I'm literally trying to fuck with you. Did you finish my story earlier that my dexascan? I'm obese now I didn't know are you I'm literally two pounds from obese you know you're not obese that that's it, but I can look in your eyes, but you're not Different obese is just cold I

I couldn't believe how the scale was so low, the metric. There's a lot to unpack there. You're just a cold person. You're like, you're so fat. You're like, no, I'm just cold. I've been stocking up on three months of Whataburger. Is that good under like Tim Hortons? Are you ready? Are you just cold in a Tim Hortons? That's why you're fat? Is it pretty good? You guys made my check wet. It's not good, but it's- How does magic go? Who's doing it? Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Who wants to see me? Chris? No, you do. Them. I'm gonna pee. Sorry. Eli's drunk enough to be very funny. Alright, I'm gonna... Eli's drunk. Here, look, I'll shuffle. Um, I want you to think of a card. Actually, you know what? Jonah, you thought of a card before. It was three of spades. I want you to change your mind. I want you to think of a different one. You got it? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Let me shuffle the cards a little bit. Change your mind. Change it. Okay. Okay.

Um, they're all shuffled up. Yes, you can see that? Yep. Alright, a little more shuffle just for good measure. Whenever you want, just name your card. Say it? Yeah. Five hearts. Five hearts. Give me a number between zero and ten, quickly. Three. Are you sure? Yeah. This is fucked up that you said three. That's fucking crazy. Uh, hold your hand out for me. Alright, we'll see if we can try this. That's fucking crazy. Hold your hand out. What does this game mean? I don't even know. So, one, two...

What card did you say? Five hearts. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Alright. *whispers* What is that? WHAT IS THAT? That's for the Patreon. Cody, how do you feel right now?

I don't like this. That works, right? Wait, do one now for Brandon to really... That was in my hands. Fuck these bros up. That was in my hands so you might think, "Oh, fuck these bros up!" You know, I legitimately like, you had this fucking, you had this face up here. Like, I'm gonna flip this down just in case it's like a power suggestion. Take the cards. Take the cards. Take them, Brandon, take them. And, and, and, and, uh, cut them anywhere you want. Cut them in half and complete the cut, like poker.

Perfect right now now take and just like a retard like this Look, it's fine. Cut anywhere you want Eli talking like he's gonna get censored I want you to take I want you to take the deck and just like in poker you're gonna cut it somewhere like this Okay, anywhere you like but do it under the table cut once only once under the table anywhere you like

And when it's done, you done? Yeah. Take the top or bottom card, whichever one you want. Don't look at it. Sit on it. Top or bottom. Don't look at it. Sit on it. My brother would be proud. You got it?

You didn't look at it, did you? I'm gonna talk for you, Brandon. I hate you already. I know. You sure? I got the card I want, Mr. Quintwainby. I'm talking for Mexican Brandon. Alright, we have no idea what card this is. Hi, I'm Brandon Ho-boy-ba. Eli, are you- I have a very good impression of a Japanese Brandon. Eli, you're gonna walk home, right? I'm gonna walk home. Good little Chinese pun. Walk. W-O-K. Oh, shitty walk. Oh, okay.

You have no idea what card you're sitting on, yeah? No, I have not seen it. It's possible for me to know what card you're sitting on, yes? I am a Kwong with you. Theoretically. Shuffled, you picked any card. It's a red card. Brandon, it's a red card. Look at me. Prolapse your anus for a second for me. Look at me. No, look at me. Prolapse your anus. It's a red card. It's a diamond card.

Look at me look at me red socket red sock your butt. I'm definitely look at me I'm dilating just for you. Oh fuck my two of diamonds. Yeah, you know you don't even know you have a look at your Let's go show it let's go Build the church here the church

You're with Cody now. Fuck you. We need Cody to also- Take your pants off, show them how we did it. The contraption. I got Mary for a reason, I love her so much. Really uncomfy. Yeah, because you have to sit on the prolapse. Sorry, I didn't expect that to go there. I thought it was gonna go there. Well, no, I think it was more along the lines of like, you had to say the word prolapse four or five times. And you're like, I have to shift so I don't squish my own colon. My glutes.

Cody missed the entirety. No, he meant to. That's why he went. He literally said to me, he's like, I don't have to piss. I just don't want to watch Chris. Cody, what is your favorite magic trick to watch? Oh, Jesus Christ, dude. I don't know. That's a good one. Jesus Christ did some bangers. Dude, he did like fucking water wine. Fish out of nothing. Walking on water. By the way, I'm watching the group chat. Motherfuckers.

What's the group chat about? Cody, let's hear this. What is... Yeah, come on, Cody. Cody, you don't say much. Blow his... I know I overpower you because of my massive loss in masculinity. I want to watch you blow Cody's mind. You heard he did, dude. He got my fucking three of spades early. Where is your mind? The more... The magicians are back. Come here, boy. You got a passcode on your phone? Yeah. Four or six numbers.

Yeah, six. Six is tough. You know the numbers? Yeah.

You sure? A lot of people say yes, but they're not sure. Just make sure you know them. Yeah. No, no, no. I know them. You sure? Yeah. All right. Open your calculator. It's counting to six. This is one, two, three, four, five. Calculator. I remember these. Very smart guy. He's done using it. Okay. How many years of university have you been in college? Hide it from Wes. Hide it from Wes. Clear the screen. Clear, clear, clear. Put in six random numbers, not your passcode, and your six random numbers.

Yeah. All right. Press plus. Now I want you to add, I want you to add, add the birth year of someone, you know, someone that I wouldn't know someone that isn't here. The birth year only go ahead and add that. Eli, when's your birth year? No, no, no, no, no. You can't ask me. Come. Anybody, your mom, your dad, not them. Cause I said, anybody. All right. Hit plus after that. All right. Yeah. Do you remember the address of the house you grew up in? Just the number.

One of them. Yeah. Put that number in? Not the abusive one. No, no. Never. Never the abusive one. Call 844-BOB-TALK if you've been abused. That's actually our number. We have a 1-800 number. 844-BOB-TALK and tell us about your story. You won't like our answers, but please tell us. Now, a hit plus. And put in... Not wrong.

Put in four random numbers. Four random numbers. Hit plus. Put in your passcode. Make sure Wes doesn't see. And hit equals. It should give you a bigger sum. A bigger number, yeah? Yeah. Can I see that number? Okay. On your phone?

814-818. Now, this is not your passcode. Your passcode is six digits, but this is not your passcode. That's not my passcode. Now, here's the thing. This seems random, but if I did this with Eli or if I did this with Brandon or Wes or anybody else, this would be a totally different number. So although this seems random, this is actually a very personal number to you.

Yeah. And it's interesting, and I'll clear the screen. We choose passcodes in life for two reasons. One is because we want to get into a phone fast. And two is because it's a personal number. I don't know if I'll be able to get this because it's six digits. But if I'm close, you'll let me know. Chris is a fucking demon. The first number, think of the first number. Just think of it. Gotcha. This number repeats itself in your passcode. Yes, the first number? Yeah. Yes. Yes.

And the second number is also... Because it repeats itself. Yes. And then... Fuck you, Chris. Yes? Yes. And there's a... In there. That's the last number. The last number. Yeah. So the only number we're missing is the second last number? Yeah. We'll leave it at that. We'll let you deal with this later. Fuck you, Chris. Well, that was fucking weird. All right.

Also, thank you. All the girls, by the way, are like, how the fuck did you do that one? Can you show me that track? Because I want to like go on his phone and like, can you show me that track? Well, thank you for allowing me to know what's going on in Cody's phone because like I was like one digit away. Were you one? Well, you have nine guesses. So are you a little fucked up?

Because I told everyone your passcode. Yeah fucking does he have to bleep it? Yeah, that's awesome. So I Know you got a leaf, but what the fuck?

Six is harder to guess than four, by the way. Thank you. Yeah, no shit. It's a lot of numbers. Is eight harder than six? I don't like this. Eight's harder than six. Wow. Dude, I like looking over at Cody and him just eyeballing like he wants to shoot you right now. Yeah. But he's like, I'm not wearing a body cam, so I won't get any views. No, Cody's waiting for the beep. So why would I shoot you? Cody's waiting for the beep. He's like, beep.

I feel like you have one last magic trick that you've been waiting for. Both of you. Right? It feels like that, doesn't it? It's not true, but it feels that way. Hit it, Wes. It feels like it should be. Take it away, Wes. The floor is yours. Because I brought magicians in like you must. But the problem is the trick I really want to show you guys involved a different outfit. Go change. I couldn't wear it because I had to wear my really cool sign that shot up. And that was only working with the hoodie. So the other one involved the jackets.

So I had to choose between, yeah. And then, yeah, then 21 years ago, I had to get fake titties. So like, it was a long con, which you all fell for. I don't even believe that. Until Chris said it, you all fell for it. You thought I had normal titties, but I had actually augmented boobs. So yeah, no, the trick I want to show you was, I will show you next time.

I imagine this will be like maybe your top best ever podcast. So you probably want me to come back without Chris probably. I don't think Google will agree with that. No, no. 7 to 10. Oh, that's the worst metric. Are you kidding me? Ew. Numbers is the worst metric. Fun times. That's the best metric. So this is top number one. The only metric that matters. Ew, yeah. If you're going to count numbers, Chris and I have the number one podcast in the universe.

Like by like, feels, by vibes. Right, if you do numbers, it's so gross. Alright, we'll do one more. Say stop whenever you like, look at me. Stop! Brandon, look at me! Stop! Brandon, look at me! Brandon, look! Alright, say stop. Come. Stop. Right there. We'll look at this card, that'll be your card, yeah? Remember this card. Brandon, come. You got it? Yep. Why are you coming?

I hate this already. Oh, God. Brandon's cum's got to run, too. Dude, Brandon hates when his cum's torn and turned. The corner's gone. Brandon's at your cum. Brandon's at your cum. You've been planning this for like fucking two months. Jesus Christ. Brandon, that's your cum. Look under.

Brandon, grab your- Look under your nuts- I hate that you haven't touched this. Touch the box. Touch the box. I didn't touch it. Go. Man, that's fucking you, bro. Weird. Make sure to point of the card. Devastated. Hold the fuck on. All right, so- Brandon's gay, everyone. No, I know it. I know it. It's just Brandon's gay. Vote Brandon. Vote Brandon Herrera. It is- Perfectly fits. What the fuck?

I literally started fucking looking out of the corner of my eye. I was talking to you. I'm like, he's fucking with this box. You were talking to me. You're saying make, make America LA again. And then, and then that sounds like me. Thanks for coming out to the unsubscribed podcast. I'm joined today by Eli, Chris, Brandon, Wes, and myself donut. Thank you so much.

Thank you for... Where do we find you, you beautiful bastards? Hey, fucking Bottom of the Barrel podcast. You can check us out at Bottom of the Barrel podcast. No, that's where we're both... Yeah, we live there. See, but also... Okay, fuck it. Stuntmagician.com. Come see the show. Come see the show. Stuntmagician. Sounds cool, right? Come. Come on, man. Come on, man.