141 - The Lost Episode - Nic’s Divorce ft. The Fat Electrician
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You have the worst customer service history of anyone I've ever f***ing seen. We made them do the job they're paid to do. That's f***ing crazy. It's like you're f***ing a chick that's not having fun at all. There's just no input. Come on. Don't act like you don't know. It's enough to talk. I'm just trying to win a point. Ooga booga.

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Cody, could you talk? Brandon, fuck you. And audio's in queue. Audio's good for him. He's going good. Testing, testing. Carl Marks fucking sucks!

I like this new spicy Nick we're getting. Dude, I fucking went off about Karl Marx for a while yesterday. You were just yelling. I know. I woke up this morning, my fucking voice hurt. I was fucking yelling so much. I saw that story. That's the first time we've gotten a story teaser from Unsub in a while.

It's like, oh, he's angry. That episode's done, too. G-Man knocked that one out so fast. What's this episode releasing in three, four months? Three, I think this is 2026. Cool, yeah. At least you get it. We got our back catalog. So at this rate, we could just fucking retire, right? We're good, boys. We did it. 2024, we all decide to fuck off to the Caymans. Crazy. One of them countries where they don't extradite us.

What are you planning? This will come out way later, it's fine. I want the taxes. Okay, I'm good. Everything's lined up. We all good? Moments. Moments! Moments! Moments! God, we were just here. I know, it's fine. Literally last night. It's fine. I've had breakfast like three times since then. The podcast is becoming like Groundhog Day.

Just wake up the same time, same microphone, same people. Where am I? What am I about? Cody, are you ready? We can do this. Now we all line our drinks up. Put it back. Do I want Guinness or Modelo first? That's your choice. Do you not get full of shit from drinking Guinness all the time? Oh, yeah. Three, two, one.

Well, boys, it's good to be back.

Here comes G-Van actually helping us out in real life. Thank you. Thank you too. Oh, fuck. That's G-Van. Oh, no. That's G-Van. God damn it, Cody. That's G-Van, our editor. It was just like other random military slash police guy here for this week. How many times have we complimented his cock on this show and you just didn't even recognize his face?

Well, show me your cock. That's why I didn't recognize him. Yeah. No, we, oh God, this is a busy week for Unsubscribe. We have our, we can talk about it now because this is going to come out in seven months, nine months, something like that. Range day is tomorrow where we've literally just gone through our DMs and invited everyone who we know to come shoot machine guns. Including the cartel, apparently. They're coming. Yes, they're coming.

The guests don't know it yet, but it should be quite fun. Interactive targets. Hard cut to screaming.

This is going to age really poorly if that happens. Oh, yeah, very. We're just going to, G-Van, let's cut all this out. Oh, no. He's there. Oh, no. So I can just look up past the camera this time. Dude, G-Van did have the text. He's like, who's Jamie? Donut keeps saying, Jamie, pull that up, and I don't know who that is. I saw you put the text on it. You were like, who the fuck is Jamie? I had to explain. I was like, okay, so Joe Rogan has his guy that pulls stuff up. That is Jamie. He's like, oh.

Hey, Jamie, pull that shit up. You don't watch Joe Rogan? Oh my God, dude. Come on.

You're fine. Could you? Let's chill out because his odds of coming on the podcast are starting to dip now. Fuck that. What are the odds you dress like that and don't watch Joe Rogan? You're like the one motherfucker on the planet. Random military slash police guy coming into town. Which describes him to a T. Motherfucker, you got a black baseball cap on with an American flag with an AR-15 on it and you're wearing a flannel shirt that says downrange and you've never watched Joe Rogan. Jesus Christ.

I don't know how that's possible. I quit.

On this episode of Uncensored... Am I talking to the camera or am I talking to this fucking guy right here? G-Man just changes clothes. The whole audience is like, wait, is he actually there right now? Or are they just talking to him through the screen? Oh yeah, by the way, how's life after the accident? Oh yeah, I hate you motherfuckers. Why? It was a self-sucking accident. I think it was a self-sucking accident. You know how flexible I would have to be to pull that off? We all know that Nick is partial to the SS.

How y'all been? It's good to have you finally back. I explained yesterday that the hosts are going to rotate. It's not going to be all four all the time because then when we have multiple guests, it gets too chaotic. Like five is a lot of people. It's wild. Yeah. Fucking chaos. Four is where we like to keep it. Two is boring. Two is very fucking boring. Two is boring. It's a downfall of something if you do two. I was going for innuendo.

Did you bring your fucking multi-tool back onto this podcast? Hey, I mean, it's your podcast too, buddy. I can't say emotional support multi-tool now. How else am I supposed to open my beers? Okay. Okay. I can't open my Guinness with a tab. Like you can open your fucking seltzer with. Don't worry about my seltzer. You got this hard ass table right here. God damn it.

So we got the range day coming up. You invited a billion. Everyone invited a billion people last year. How many people showed up? Yeah. The April range day. Cause we only do these like two, three times a year. We had what? 60, 70 people show up. I think. Yeah. It was a minimum 50. Like a lot of like, these are like big creators too.

And athletes and politicians. Yeah, we got some big boys coming this time. Yeah, our boy Chuck is coming. Chuck Liddell is coming. Yeah, Tim Kennedy. We got Goldberg. He's been the homie lately. He's coming. Junior Dos Santos?

Yeah, Junior Dos Santos. Wait, Junior Dos Santos is coming? Yes. Yeah, that's what I said. Chris Wood is picking him up right now from the airport. We have... Wait, for real? Yes. What the fuck? Caleb Francis got The Undertaker to come. Like, he's going to be there. Hey, Undertaker, you want to come to the... You want to stay? Dude, I hit up Steve Austin. Yeah.

And invited him he actually responded. He was like no. Yeah, he was like I got something I got something I'm doing but The photo shoot can all four of us recreate the Undertaker meme and that'd be one of the pictures wait with the And the one dude happy is just us happy in the Undertaker behind. No it looks Did you see the group chat where the guy looks just like bandit Jamie pull this up? He's gonna quit

The fucking Undertaker meme where you're standing behind the guy. Who's the guy with the long hair in that meme? I actually don't know, but it was in the group chat like last night, I thought. We have like, God, childhood-y. Oh, yes! Oh my God, what does that mean? But it looks like Brandon. It's like we gotta get the Undertaker. So I'm just gonna be like, yeah, well. Pull that one up. With Brandon. Pull it up, pull it up. Is Deontay Wilder also coming? His camera goes in front. Yeah, Deontay Wilder is coming. Jesus Christ. Wait, what? Really? Deontay Wilder's coming, yeah.

I give up. This is our range day and like I give up. I give up on fucking no one here. We're having UFC 300 here. Essentially with all the fighters. Dana White just like fucking helicopters in. He's like, I smell money. Here's the thing. Has anybody invited him? Because he would probably show up at this point. We should all send the same DM to him and see if he responds to one of us. We're like writing letters to Santa over here.

- Look, we invite him once and then if he doesn't respond, we spread the rumor that it's actually everybody coming together to start an MMA fighters union, then he'll show up. - Oh yeah. - We're slapping each other too. - Then he's just gonna sue the shit out of us. - There's a lot of slapping going on Dana. I know you're into that recently. - I forgot about last fort. - What, this last fort he discussed? - Yes, I forgot that he was involved. - He bought it out, I think. - What are the odds that that was just one of the world's best marketing schemes ever?

Doing very very very very fucking good. I mean all you have to do is Chris Brown your wife and you know on a teleprompter aren't a fucking what that's too far really just no not me just

That's these are that's why you guys are some of my favorite people is that good quality life advice like a fucking bro Just say the n-word But you're in for Congress just Have you seen my new shirt? It says fucking bro just say the n-word Go check out that merch here God damn it Oh, nerd again That's a lot bigger deal because the fridge is broke and none of them are cold except for like five And he keeps spilling the only cold ones we have Jesus

So this fucking fridge. No, I'm going to. So yesterday. Okay. So the 20th. Oh, we're going there right now. Yeah. I'll fucking crucify them for this. I went on the 20th. Things that make Eli irrationally angry. The 20th. Volume three. This fucking fridge. I had to show up multiple times for it to get fixed. They couldn't fix it. So we're like, okay, I'm going to just go get a new fridge. I'll get it. I'll go to Home Depot. Get that situated. Boom. Boom.

Oh, I love this LG. It's like $700. That's great, lady. Here, boom, boom, boom. What day? I was like, just sooner than later. She's like, okay, well, we have it on the 6th of December. I was like, ah, oh, that's the day before the range day. Fucking perfect. We'll roll it up. So are they bringing the motherfucking fridge around? So yesterday I didn't hear from anyone. No phone call, no nothing. I was like, okay, well, I'll just check what time it's going to come in today. Call. Hey.

I have to call the number to LG because they're shipping it though. So I was like, hey, LG, this is where is the fridge or when is it? Oh, yeah. So...

it gets there the 20th now. Why am I just figuring this out right now? I ordered on the 20th to the 20th of last month and they were like, that's a really cool two weeks later than was said. Yeah. So calling like, Hey, well you, I need to know where the fucking fridge is because I have people coming into town to stay at the house. So we need to furnish food and everything like that. Oh, well,

No, we gave you a call. No, I did not get a single fucking call. They're like, yeah, we did. What day did you call me? So I can just check my phone log. Well, here, can we go to my manager instead? I'm like, okay. They send me to the manager. Oh, yeah, no, we can't do anything. It's this day. We sent you an email about it. I was like, okay, so the first person sent me an email. Second person sent me a call. Back and forth. Manager's like, oh. I was like, when's the email sent out so I can fucking check that?

Oh, yeah. Well, so at this point, you're like, well, for the 87th day in a row, looks like warm beer and DoorDash. Exactly. I was like, it's been two fucking months. They wanted me to wait from the 20th order till literally 30 days later for a fucking refrigerator to get delivered. Thankfully, we have the baby fridge over there that's keeping five white claws cold. What if we had an actual baby that needed their milk to be cold, you know?

They don't know. You have the worst customer service history of anyone I've ever fucking seen. Like, remember your wheels last year? Oh, no. I know. We fucking bullied some random... Internet rim service? Yeah, some rim service manager and

bananas well thankfully like well lg can go fuck themselves because they were like i thought what is that we said earlier life is not good it's like fuck them people got to home depot was like fuck it what can you guys do and they're like well nothing you have to go to home depot cancel the order and then we can get you a new one now asap i was like can you get one tomorrow no

No. Then why the fuck do I care about that? Well, when you get to Home Depot, just have them call and then we can work out a discount. Like, you want me to do more work? Dude.

LG is LG. LG is like part of Raytheon or something. They're going to drop a goddamn drone on this house. Are they? No, I don't know. Oh, you scared me. Every large company makes military grade equipment on the side. No. Yeah. Read that out loud. I want to hear this. Wait, what? Oh, well, Eli, I'm going to have you read the top part. Yeah, you read that part. Who owns LG?

Who and how? Okay, there you go. Thank you. It's not cool in the house. Do it in the voice. Formerly known as Lucky Gold Star is a South Korean multinational conglomerate founded in...

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Excuse me. Rocky Goldstein. Rocky Goldstein. I sent you that fucking video yesterday. Those were the inhibitions dying in real time. Cody sent one of the greatest videos.

We're just, okay. So this is an actual thing. So it is, it affects 150 people in the world. This lady got it from a migraine. It can happen from different shit. It is a sudden accent that just pops into existence and you cannot, it's just there. It was a British lady, right? This was Australian or British. I don't know. I've seen it. But she, Australian and British lady who got a Chinese accent and she was like, I've been

Okay. There we go. Okay. There we go. She was like, I don't want this accent. Do not want this. I would not have chosen. It's very angry. I am not Chinese. Never been to China. And the doctor's like, yeah, this is a real thing. She's never going to get rid of it. She just had a headache one day and now she has that accent. It's all great until you're a white guy in Harlem that gets a very unfortunate accent.

Cody getting an Indian accent. He just wakes up one day. He's so angry. He can't threaten anybody. If you have an, if you speak English and you have an Indian accent, you don't, you can't sound aggressive whatsoever. Um,

It's that one meme. It's a scamming my Indian accent a million dollars. Oh, God. Nothing makes me more positive. Life is a simulation than that disease, medical condition, whatever. Ow, my head hurts. Suddenly I have an accident. Somebody fucked up the settings on the computer in the simulation.

I saw one the other day. It's like this whole simulation theory is just religion for edgy atheists. Like, oh yeah, there's no intelligent design or a God or anything like that. There's just, we're all living in a simulation created by something bigger and smarter than us that,

Fuck. This is us. Yeah, it is that wit. And that's crazy. That lady, she has very good, like that is a Chinese accent. It's solid. She hates it. Like you can see it in her eyes. She is not happy that she has that accent, which makes it so much better. Or she's a comedian just really dedicated to the bit. So good. She's pulling the whole Sam Hyde. She's doing the ghost of Katie. Refuses to break character. Yeah.

The ghost of Kiev. Yeah, speaking of other people. Oh, yes, Sam Hyde's coming to range today. I don't know. So by now we'll know, but I don't know if he's going to fucking behave. Those are the ones where it's like, if he's going to not behave around Deontay Wilder and Junior Dos Santos, I'm there to watch. What?

He's actually a really fucking good boxer. He's really into boxing. Not Deontay Wilder good. No, no, no. That's what I'm saying. Head just disappears when that man punches him. That's what I'm saying. He knows better. He's good enough in boxing to know like, ooh. This guy will kill me. No, we wouldn't have invited him out if we thought he was going to do a Sam Hyde character, which he might still, but I know he's not going to be able to save for firearms. I would have still invited him out.

But I, well, yeah, that's the thing. He's a gun guy too. Good luck. Have fun. He's a gun guy too. So I don't think he's going to be unsafe. He might be a troll.

It might be a troll. I'm here for it. I'm entertained. What's funny about this whole event that we put together is like I was saying earlier, we just invited a bunch of people in our DMs that we know are creators. And I've had a couple of them message me and it's like, oh, this guy's going to be there. So we're just dropping them all in the pot and seeing what happens. Making a stew. Here we go. Let them cook. Every YouTube gossip reactionary channel sitting there like, I have so much content. Because we have six months. Yeah.

Coffeezilla? Yeah, he's coming. So he's going to be there in real time just recording like, yes. Yeah, I got all this. Who's doing the scam today? He's fucking one of my, he's such a good YouTuber. I'm excited to see him. I mean, you got Wendigo and you have an Oompa. Oompa's coming. Oompa, yeah. Everyone's going to be there. And it is that chaos of how many people are showing up. It's like, dude, we don't even know.

It's going to be at least 150. This is that demo's new place. Yeah, yeah, the abandoned resort that he got. So it's a couple hundred acres, and he's got... Dude, his range looks fucking epic right now. Dude, I was seeing those videos of it. It looks fucking insane right now. You guys went today, right? No, we haven't gone yet. I haven't seen the new range, the berm he built up. He built up like a 20-foot berm with railroad ties and all sorts of shit. It's a cool range. Which is crazy he's doing it like...

days before. It's also great when you have influencers that you don't know their familiarity with machine guns and things. So like you can only have so many RSOs. So, you know, a lot of them have a tendency to start here and end here. So you definitely want to make sure you got a nice tall berm like Demo's got. Well, shout out to JT, Jared Taylor.

He has like 10 to 15 JTAC guys coming out. Or TACP. TACP, sorry, TACP guys. I don't know shit. And they're going to be the RSOs for us tomorrow. So thank you, JT, for doing that for us. Go check out Time for Pi and Caleb. Time for Pi. Very good podcast. It's kind of like this. Just a couple boys. A couple dudes being guys. Dudes being bros. Yeah. Just being bros. Dudes being guys. I'm not your friend, pal.

Jamie, pull up Time for Pie right here. Let's go to that episode. 4G, man. Let's go to Jamie's. Yeah, we're crushing out. Is this a crossover episode? Should be.

We need to get them back on. They haven't been on in a while. I love any of the story times with Caleb and Jerry. His story times are so fucking ridiculous. The boy goes fucking off the walls. Brandon's got you. Side note, I don't know if we discussed this. Your video, and this is coming out well after, you'll be already elected probably, but your gun buyback video, the sheer, no one expected it to blow up to the degree that that thing took off at. I thought maybe a million views.

That was what are you at right now? Like 4.2 million I think. Fucking ridiculous. Two weeks? It got to 3 million in like five days. And that was such a good time too, man. That was easy. We were like just chilling, joking, laughing, talking to the police when they would come up and everyone was super nice. There were a couple comments too. They're like, you guys were annoying the police. Like, no, they were coming up and taking pictures with us. They loved us being out there. The reaction when you took your glasses off.

Cause that was like your donut. Oh, whoa. I love the police. It's like what we made them do the job they're paid to do and come up and say, Hey, you can't be here. I don't think that's annoying. We're not being, we're not trolling the police. No, we didn't get kicked out of the event, but you know,

You know, that happens. We were nice to him the whole time. Yeah. It's okay. You're doing the job that these cocks hired you to do. Hey, the new year is here. And whether you're making big changes or just falling back into your consistent routine, chances are you could use some audio accompaniment on your journey. I know for me, it's crucial. Raycon's everyday earbud looks, feels, and sounds better than ever. With optimized gel tips for perfect in-ear placement. Oh, these earbuds are so comfortable.

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Head over to buyraycon.com slash unsub and get 15% off your Raycon order today. Yeah, your line, or not your line, but what you said when the cop came up and was like, hey guys, what are you doing? You're like, we're making a private gun sale right now. Just flat out told him what we're doing. Yeah, he was cool about it. But then those dipshit event organizers were like, he can't be here. The Karens were in the background. The 120 pound soy boy with the fucking Starbucks beard. He was just watching.

Watching as the police came over and like, hey, you guys can't do this. He stalked us the whole time. You saw that. He was following us down the street when we were walking and stuff. Real cool. Thank you for saving San Antonio for gun crime. Single man that kicked us out and had us trespassed. It was crazy watching some of those firearms that were dropped off.

It was in a public. Yeah. It was. How'd you get trespassed from public? Well, the parking lot. It was. Oh, no, that's still owned by the Alamo Dome. The Alamo Dome is owned by the city of San Antonio, but they had a permit for parking lot B. We were on parking lot C. And I'm kind of curious if there's not a case to be made there.

I don't know. I don't care enough. Legality. You know, it was, it was too long of a line. They couldn't just stay in parking. No, it was. I'm like, that was crazy. I didn't know so many people were going to show up. There were hundreds. I was worried not enough people would show up for a good video. We didn't like just for reference, we sat there for an hour and moved one spot.

It was horrific. And there was lines that would have to go through before us. That's why they sold out of everything. So next time, can you get a permit for every parking lot surrounding their one parking lot? Possibly. And then not letting their lines on your parking lot because you have the permit? That would be hilarious. Can that be where we host CumCon? Just that one? We're just shouting slurs in the other parking lot? CumCon. You know why I fucking hate people who turn in their guns?

What a fucking PA system. If you haven't seen the video, we were sitting there so long. Brandon just got out of the truck and was going up to the cars around us like, hey, do you have a gun you're trying to sell? We have cash. We'll pay you for your gun. And some people didn't want to do it because I was slightly brown.

That's why that one joke is like, not to you, but the white guy in the back, he can buy my firearm. I'm going to be wearing a suit next time and be like, hello, sir, would you like to sell your firearm? Use my best white voice ever or something. White man here. Not to Javier here, but Mr. Johnson, you can have it. That's neither of our names, but okay. Okay.

I'm not a Smith, but all right, I'll buy your gun. Well, they had a, did they had like an unfired, fully automatic Uzi? Someone dropped off for $200, $200 gift card.

To get turkey. Was it like, what's the rule when it was? Like pre-ban? Transferable? Yeah, pre-ban. Was it transferable? We don't know if it was a pre-ban or what, but it's cool to know that. Pre-ban is like 90s assault weapons ban. Transferable is like pre-86. 86, that's what I mean. It's like that 86, and we don't know if it was one of those. Because if it's one of those, that was like a $50,000 gift card.

$30,000 gun, wasn't it? Oh, yeah. It was a $30,000 gun. Yeah, 20 to 30 for sure. Transferable guns are worth a lot of money. And just the fact that it was... It was a full fucking auto. New in box, never fired, which also, yeah, you did such a great job of stopping crime. That fucking new in the fucking pack and peanuts, unfired gun really was a danger on the streets. Because they had those. They had... We've seen a couple ARs. They had like optics were on stuff. It was...

Scoped hunting rifles. Most of it was like hunting rifles. Oh, that SKS Model D. I'm still fucking sore about that. Had the fucking bayonet on it. Yeah, that was a solid. And he saw it from the street. We were 50 yards away. And Brandon's like, wait, that's... SKSD Model with a bayonet. Fuck me. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Brandon was standing in the corner. Enjoy your fucking two turkeys from the HEB, buddy. That's what I don't get, especially with...

If you have a full auto, I don't understand how you're like, yeah, 100%, give me $200 gift card for this. You had to have the knowledge passed down to you. It's like, this is worth a lot of fucking money. It's probably a lot of guys who like, or people who had their like grandfather die, had it in the attic. And they're like, oh yeah, I remember grandpappy showing me that at one point.

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Sure could use $200 around Thanksgiving right about now, and they know nothing about guns. It's like, God damn it, dude. Google exists for a fucking reason. Like, just look at it. Just a little. How much is an Uzi? That's all they had to do. We would have easily given 10, 20 grand for that gun. Although I would have had to really check.

that gun for sure. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

I'm going to check this one first. It looked like an evidence locker gun. That was a drop gun, 100%. So the cool part was a lot of these guys are fans. They're flat out telling us. They're like, hey, dude, we love your shit, guys. Oh, unsubscribe. This is so fucking cool. We're just here for Congress as they drive by. They're not there to turn in their guns because they're worried about gun violence. They're like, we know this is worth less than the gift card. Can we talk about also the people showing up and like bullying people on that side?

side of it where you're like, guys, don't be that. You saw somebody was shouting at people. Yeah, there were some of the guys there that weren't even trying to buy guns. They're open carrying ARs, which is legal. You can do that. You don't look cool. I want everyone to know

In my opinion, you do not look cool doing that. It's not exactly a great hearts and minds thing. Imagine you're not in this world and a guy with a slung AR is on the sidewalk going, fuck you, you're doing the wrong thing. It's like, come on, man. That's my right. I agree with you and I would fight for that right. You still look like a dickhead. Yeah, you chased off a lot of our cells. We could have saved so many guns. Roll up the windows.

But we were, I mean, we were being completely nice to everyone. We were like, hello, sir, would you, like, we would like to give you cash for this. It would be great if you would sell us this gun. And we still had so many people that were just like, no, no, I don't want to do that. Well, even for reference, those old ladies that were like, they were moms against gun violence or whatever it was. They were super nice. They were like the sweetest ladies. Moms demand action chicks. Yeah, they were sweet as hell. And then, like, and we were sweet back. You know why? Because it's...

They'll walk away and be like, those guys were really nice. And vice versa, what we're saying now, those ladies were very nice. They were offering us free snacks and water and things. We didn't take any of that. They had a wagon with snacks and stuff. And they saw what we were doing. They were just like, you guys want some water? We're like, no, no, thank you, man. Appreciate you. That is how you win the hearts and minds. It's like doing that nice thing. Because now you're creating dialogue. Or even us telling...

A thousand people right now. Or you could be a high blood pressure American with like these fucking shouting slurs at them. Flagging guns as they come by.

Like he says, it's not how hearts and minds works, man. I got to work on that. Although speaking of open carrying long arms, there's a really cool Texas law that I think I read into the other day. This is a while ago, so I'm paraphrasing this. But it's illegal to be intoxicated while carrying a handgun in public. Isn't it all firearms? But long rifles...

I think it's something, there's some stipulation. It's like one of those holdover from the cowboy days where it's like you cannot be open carrying a long gun while quote noticeably inebriated.

That's 100%. You can't just be belligerent. Some congressman was like, we may hate drinking hunt. That's 100% what that was. 100%. 100% can fucking do this. I mean, yeah, I don't know. Texas has tiny little anorexic deer anyways. It doesn't matter. Hey, we got axes too. Axes. Axes are the good deer. Can you shoot axes all year round where you're from?

You axis tastes better than White Tally. You can shoot buffalo here. I don't want to hear it. I got buffalo in Iowa, too. Show me the fucking Iowa buffalo. I got one like two miles from my house. Are you serious? Yes. He just lives. He has property. Some dude owns a buffalo, yeah. I guarantee you. It's enough. It's enough to talk shit. It is. I'm just trying to win a point.

I'm just trying to win a fucking point. I don't care about anything else. It's like this little fucking mini-cal type of buffalo bullshit. No, no. It's like you drive by and you're like, is that a fucking buffalo? They had to put signs up because it was causing car wrecks near this fucking buffalo. Like, yes, it's a buffalo.

- Don't see the one of a kind Iowa buffalo. - That's exactly correct. - Yeah, off the highway of the era. - It's like here in Texas. - 500 miles away. - You're like, we gotta take this detour. - It's like the south of the border fucking bullshit. - We're here in Texas, 300 miles left for the Iowa buffalo. - Yeah, you'll drive by someone's ranch and they just have like fucking buffaloes and giraffes and all sorts of crazy shit. - And sea grouse and shit. - Yeah, it's commonplace here in Texas. That's the worst part about the gun buyback video is that someone wasn't there 'cause they don't live in Texas.

It was a cell sucking accident that caused that. You know how fucking mad I was when I found out I can't legally own a kangaroo in Iowa after I saw Zeus's? How does he own that? Is that? No, it's 100% legal in like 28 states. You got a fucking tiger here, dude. You can have anything. Yeah.

The globalists don't want you to know, you're a black kangaroo. You're a bot. What's the Joe Rogan stat? Not that fucking G-Van would know, but that Joe Rogan thing where there's more tigers in captivity in Texas that are privately owned than all of the wild on the planet. All the rest of the world combined, I think, right? Yeah. Those are the only animals I would not fucking own. And you got China repoing all the goddamn pandas. Bastards. I don't want a monkey.

Oh, what happened? Why would you? I don't know. I don't know. Every time someone says I don't want to own an exotic animal, it comes down to the lady that got her jaw ripped off by the fucking orangutan. And I think it was California. Was it an orangutan? Yeah. No, it was a it was a chimpanzee. Oh, yeah. He's our fucking.

mean. Have you read into like the Jane Goodall shit? Have you seen how jacked they are? Like the hairless ones? Dude, the hairless chimps are the most terrifying thing. Dude, even Jane Goodall, like the fucking like savior of the apes and shit. She's just like, oh yeah, no, these people, they're fucking violent. They murder each other. They will have fucking gang wars for

for fun. People don't understand. They, they will. Have you watched the videos and docs on that Cody or Nick? They like, they get together. They use weapons. They'll use sticks and stuff. And then they surround an opposing tribe and then just murder them all.

And then they take that little area. Apes. That's fucking crazy that they commit like it's in our DNA. I guess what happened in that incident is one of her friends had come over. I, I could be misremembering this, but like took a toy that the, that the monkey likes and it just went fucking crazy and ripped her jaw off. So I was like really curious. Cause everybody's like, Oh, chimpanzees five times stronger than a grown ass man. And I'm like,

They're only like 110 pounds. There's no way that fucker bench presses more than me. So I like, I got mad about it. Right. So I'm like, I don't understand the science. And what I figured out what it was is like, so the reason they're like, quote unquote, so much stronger than people is they don't have fine motor skills. Like they can't do this shit. They could never write or anything like that. So what a bunch of dumb ass. So it's tampered. So like they can kind of grab stuff gentle, but like if there's any amount of adrenaline in them, they're they like, they don't go like, I'm going to grab this water bottle. They're like,

Oh, shit. Jesus Christ. I didn't know that was full. I'm sorry. I thought it was empty. And then there were two that weren't cut off. Yeah, you were making fun of me like three seconds ago. And you literally wasted an entire cold white cloth. I thought me and Brandon liked to drink. Jesus Christ, guys.

Well, thank God we can pick up white claws without spilling it all over our fancy equipment. Some of us can. Some of us can. What were we just fucking talking about? Fine motor skills? I had all fine motor skills. I was showing an example of bad motor skills, so it worked out. And short-term memory. You're literally ooga booga. It's fine. Fuckhead. Yeah, please don't rip my fucking lower jaw off, dude. That would be horrible.

Oh, God. Oh, no. The white claw opened the settings. Okay, actually, we're fine now. I don't know what that just did for a second, though. There might be something temporarily. What is our degree of confidence that it's okay? We only have a two-minute window where it's fucked up, so we're good. I think somebody's mic is muted, though. Wait. Are you talking with me? Hey, hey, hey. It's number three. Check, check, check, check, check. See how it's highlighted red? Jamie, jump on Amazon. Okay. Okay.

Now we're good. Can we buy new hosts that don't spill things? I'm like, what the fuck just happened? Okay, now we're good, right? Okay, holy fucking shit. No, it's fine. I know. Cody, can I get your voice real quick? Ooga booga. Okay. I don't know why I sounded racist when you did that. Jesus, okay. I'm trying to hold back with what we're talking about right now. Jesus.

Why was I offended when you said that? If Brandon wins and becomes a fucking congressman. Don't worry, you guys are going to make sure that's never going to be a problem. Your campaign manager is going to be a fucking legend in the campaign manager business. He's already probably contemplating.

He's not very happy. He does it though. Like he's getting the MVP award forever. We probably can't talk about it, but some of the texts that I've seen, you're like, some of my communications. And I, to be fair, my, my campaign, my primary consultant, very like very smart guy, very sharp guy. I, he's genuinely good at his job.

Um, some of the things that he sends me, like, I would refrain from X. And just in a vacuum, I know I've showed you all the texts, in a vacuum is fucking hysterical to me.

Because he doesn't get this kind of humor. It's no better than, well, us, Reddit, everyone. It's like...

The pattern on the back wall there? I don't know what you're talking about. None of us, but you all found it. I didn't get it. I felt like a good guy. Yeah, it took me a while. I was like, what the fuck are they talking about? Three, two, one. Her feet kicking out like this.

It's like, was it a show that was saying or someone was saying the other day when you say like and subscribe, it picks up your voice now and your little bell like does a thing on YouTube. So if you look into the camera and say, please like and subscribe. It does something. That works. And if it didn't go ahead and click the buttons just to see if it worked. But that just means they're monitoring our every word when we put out YouTube videos. So it was great being on YouTube for the years that I was on there.

I always figured too. I didn't know. I knew that based off of cash. And I was like, they know everything. And that's how they can tell when we're talking about, Oh no. Cause I didn't know it was that deep. I forget the YouTuber, but one YouTuber did a, like an experiment where he just loaded his YouTube video with a bunch of random words that he knew. Is that a PewDiePie? Cause he, he just, he was like, Hey, I'm experimenting with different AdSense things. Uh,

Real estate stuff does really well. Real estate. You want to buy a house, buying a home, 30 year mortgage. And just like told his audience, he was going to rattle it off all day. He probably made 45 grand off of that ad sense. Yeah.

- Wait, it was-- - No, like he made more money because the YouTube algorithm wants to match up ads. So like financial advice people get the most CPMs on YouTube, like they get paid the most per view because they're talking about financial stuff and YouTube knows that like, oh,

Fucking Geico pays a lot of money and they only want to air on like Dave Ramsey's channel or whatever So if you just rattle off like, you know, like anything real estate investing the stock market up down blah blah blah You're more likely to get matched up with those higher paying ads speaking of which I'm really looking at buying a multi-million dollar home yeah, multi-million dollar home with multi-million dollar real estate and

You need insurance for that home. Yes, insurance. And I would like to learn how to invest to make sure I can continue to pay the mortgage. With your multi-million dollar investments for your mortgage. I would also like to work out in that home with a home gym. And a personal trainer that I also pay millions of dollars. I'm into fitness at the moment. And he's going to have insurance too. And if there's insurance for my fitness. Everyone's like, I would rather you just do an ad.

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Please just leave do a fucking ad. Yeah, like but yeah, it's fitness at the same time to his fitness and fucking which oh Fitness is ridiculous. I don't let us know how we helped your fitness journey in the comments below Speaking of fitness that one dude the livers are commenting Dude we get our blood work done pretty fucking often my liver enzymes are flawless. Yeah, I

Which is weird. Kind of incredible. Give it a minute. Don't, but that's going to go to your guys' heads. I know you both. That was just a fucking hallway pass for you guys. Good blood work wants, I can go harder. We're just like, Tom Cruise in the beginning of the new Top Gun, like more, faster, faster, faster.

Oh, I wasn't even pushing my liver. Break up into orbit. Well, we were playing it on easy mode. Let's crank up the difficulty. Close that laptop. You're like, oh, liver's just like, fuck, dude, doctor, why didn't you just lie about it? Why didn't you tell them they're fucked? It was seriously straight up like, and I know it was the same with you in the beginning when we first started getting our blood worked on. Just like, wait a minute, hold on. Is this like one of those swapped at birth thing where I got somebody else's fucking report? What the hell?

I don't know how to be 100% healthy. It's like the first time I thought it was a fluke, and the second time, like a couple weeks later, I'm like, holy shit, my liver is fine? That's fucking crazy. That's wild. It's like trying to pace all the podcasts we have today. All the alcohol mix is sanitary. It's very clean. Right? My insides are spotless.

So Nick has his new video coming. We were talking about it a little bit. Me aggressively losing my shit while I was hammered. That. Is that your story? No. No. That was last week. Your Mel Gibson voicemail video? I don't know. Like just sometimes he's like. Sometimes Eli does the outro and I'm like.

We go to IHOP at 2 in the morning after we get done recording and I'm like halfway through my pancakes so I'm getting dramatically more sober and I'm like fuck. They're gonna make that a short and I'm gonna look like a dickhead completely out of context. Oh I thought you were just gonna keep raging at IHOP just spitting pancakes everywhere. I don't know anything about car parks. No.

Speaking of IHOP, does anyone remember SHOT Show last year? Was it last year or was it two years ago? Two years ago. With Caleb Francis? It was two years ago. Beating babies with a bat? I almost pissed myself. It was funny. That was fucking amazing. No. We're shit, right? This is SHOT Show. Okay, so when you go to SHOT Show, the only thing you can expect is to get...

Extremely drunk. A lot. A lot. We drink a lot at Shawshank. We're in rare form there. Yeah.

Like you're waking up, you're hungover and you're like, okay, it's time to go even harder to catch up from the other night. It is what? Three, four in the morning. How we, what time did we show up? That was, that was to IHOP. Oh God. That was like three in the morning. Yeah. So the group, this is the entire groups together. We go down, we sit Caleb shit wrecked and he is going on his Caleb rants.

about he's just making IHOP commercials there the hostess hates us we'll beat your baby with a bat it doesn't matter welcome to IHOP we have three choices of syrups also we'll kill your kid we are crying and it's just Caleb being Caleb his brain is just going off on these 30 minute tangents about just murdering children Jesus fucking Christ Caleb also have you tried our three syrups and we'll kill your fucking baby

We got a bat right up under the counter. We'll just bash its fucking head in right there on the table. I saw, I don't know if it was a short I saw, but it was him and Heather playing a game together on the internet. And it was like where Heather was the parent and Caleb was the baby. And the baby had to try to get himself killed. He's trying to crawl in the fucking socket. Yeah.

It's just a very fun game, by the way. Who's your daddy if you've never played it? The babies, they yearn for the light sockets. Fucking. I can attest. I can attest. Which one of you guys is, who is the people you're looking for to the most coming to this range day that either you have not met or you're just excited to be around? Bro, it's the fucking Undertaker.

You were... What do you mean? Last night, you were like, what, the Undertaker's going to do that? I'm a dumbass electrician from Iowa, and then I get taken... Oh, by the way, the Undertaker's coming. Excuse me? Excuse me? He gave him the IHOP spiel, and yeah, that...

That sold them. I don't know. I am living in a simulation. It's been a while sometimes. It's really weird. Those are the weirdest ones to me. It's those wrestlers that we got, especially like me. You all probably grew up around the same time frame. I never watched wrestling as a kid. I had no idea who these people were until we started meeting them. They're cool people. Genuinely, the wrestlers have been really rad so far. Oh, dude. They're...

think it is because the audience base that they're they're used to a younger audience base and they're i mean a lot of them are really good dudes like goldberg is one of the nicest humans i've ever met bill is one as you're saying one of the sweetest humans you will ever meet and you're like monsters he's great yeah yeah yeah motherfucker won't sell me a hill cat but we're not going to talk about that

To be fair, you wouldn't sell them yours. Yeah, that's true, too. Damn it. Rich people things, you know. I'm trying to talk Hannah into letting me get the new Dodge Hellcat in a minivan. A minivan with a Hellcat engine? Why would you say no to that? Yeah, I don't know. We have a Chrysler Pacifica. That is the most indigestion-faced she could have possibly made that thing.

She likes the electric minivan we got from Enterprise though for our rental car. I hate it. That's good. It's super bad There's no feedback at all on the gas pedal and it's the worst thing on the planet We're gonna go electric with a minivan like Model X at least I don't know I didn't pick that I just I was just I need a minivan I have kids and like enough people I have to get a van there like we only have electric ones I guess it's hybrid or whatever but still you push the gas pedal. There's no noise. There's no feedback I'm like no, this is weird

It's like a big ass golf cart. No, it's like you're fucking a chick that's not having fun at all. There's just no input back whatsoever. Oh yes, many times. I've been through this many times. That's indigestion. I get to watch this relationship crumble in real time. Go on about fucking girls with no reaction. Don't act like you don't know. As she takes her...

My wife is... When do you have everyone's guys reacting like that? You just have everyone that's married over there like, Jesus, dude. She was literally taking her fucking ring off behind the camera. My wife has two kids with zero orgasms. She's writing an autobiography. It's called Only Consequences. That's the name of her book. It's coming out. Zero benefits. It's great. Everyone in the room just went...

Man, I can't wait till we're single together. Jesus Christ. You tried to kill me and I wasn't single last time I was here. That's kind of fair. Danny, you have to rewrite the intro song again. Nick's going to be dead after this. I was so drunk last time I came here with you. It was the worst thing on the planet. Yeah, G-Bad, please blur the name of that fucking bar because I like going there. Yeah, my bad.

Fuck. Have a good day. Anyways. Danny's not going to have to do another song. It's still going to be say hi to Eli. Cuts off. I've never when they die. Well, if you're off, then we can use the one from that one episode like a while back where you just like Brandon. Brandon. We should use that one for this intro. Brandon. Brandon.

Dick's wife is going to kill us all. Yeah, that's true. Oh, man. Yeah. Say hi to Elon. We're all crippled. I can feel her gaze passing me right now. I got to go. Add this to the list of reasons I hate the silent electric minivan. It makes the ride back to my Airbnb even quieter. I'm so ready.

Is anything wrong? No. Cody, there's a... You don't have an engine, it's just the hum. There's a list of things we don't talk about. One is Fight Club. Two, what Volkswagen was doing from 1941 to 1945. And three, the windmill of friendship behind us we didn't notice. Wait, we're the ones that's going to fuck up your congressional run? It was always... It always was. Always has been. The windmill of friendship? Yeah.

Oof. Oh, no. I just asked you all who you were excited to go to see at the regular. Brandon's campaign manager. Did you just rebrand this? Oh, shoot. Oh, shit.

I'm a marketer. What can I say? It's on a Buddhist temple in Asia. Look it up. In less than five minutes, we ruined your marriage and his political career. Let's see what else we can fuck up in this one episode. Now we're definitely going to be single together. Single and unemployed. Cody just floats away. As far as people are excited for for range day. I am really excited to see Wendigoon again. Isaiah is the nicest man.

most awesome person ever. The sweetest human you will ever meet. Him and Hunter contrast their new podcast. What's it called? Creepcast. Yeah. Which I'll give that a shout out all day long. I just finished that one today. So it's a Wendigoon and Neat Canyon. They have a podcast now.

And they're both wonderful storytellers, wonderful humans. So check that out too. Hopefully we can get him on the podcast, Wendigoon. We can get him back like the next couple of days. Yeah, that would be amazing. The next couple of weeks for you guys. Leon Lush coming again? Sucks to suck. Yeah, I think Leon Lush is coming too. I'll take him as my favorite repeat.

Yeah, I like him. Well, doesn't Wendigan has a podcast with, um, is a multiple podcast. I thought he was starting on who Charlie, Charlie. Yeah. He has one with Charlie now too. So moist critical has a podcast. I don't know if he was a guest on that or not. Was he? I thought they started it together. That's cause he's super into crickets too. I mean, those are really good stories. It's I, it's,

So far, the two stories I don't... Ted the Caver, I read in 2001. Oh, yeah. And then the stairs one, I read in 2010. The first creepypasta. Yeah, I was like, oh, I didn't know those were so...

And then they were talking about it. I was like, man, I read when those actually just came out. Now, Ted the Caver was like the first creepy. OG Creepypasta. Which was terrifying back in the day. Like if you haven't read it, it's still a really good story. They make it hilarious with how they come across it.

That was on a fucking deadbeat. That was on pop. Yeah. Yeah. If you guys haven't seen it, like we're just shouting out all our friends on this one. If you haven't seen Papa meat, like check out a second channel. Yeah. Him and Wendigoon did Ted the caver. And it is so good. Episode two of unsubscribed talks about how cool its guests are. That's all we were like. These are my favorite guests, but Isaiah, if you, um, Wendigoon, he blew up. Bant like soup, one of the nicest guys. And then you get to see all his like working with Papa meat, uh,

opposite ends of the spectrum on like cursing content, everything. Yeah. Cause Isaiah is like a Sunday school teacher. Like he's just like the nicest, most genuine human does not cut good Christian boy. Well, the past couple of days they've been running them through the dirt on Twitter or what? Which is seven months ago. But when this comes out, but yeah, also partially for being associated with us, which fair. I mean, I get that. Uh,

- Meat Canyon's getting drugged kind of through the mud by the Taylor Swifties right now. - Oh yeah, yeah, hilarious.

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Raging is going to be cartel versus gun to the Swifty show up in mass doing the elk bugle. And here comes Taylor Swift with a steel chair. Jesus fucking Christ. Holy shit. They started talking shit about, uh, about Isaiah on Twitter and automatically everyone was like the

fuck did you say about Isaiah? All the different creators were just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. That fucking time out. What did he do? What was like the... Nothing. He fucking didn't do a goddamn thing. What were they pissed about? Well, for one, one of the screenshots I saw was specifically referencing him knowing us in my video, one of my videos.

But it was just over like his last is like first channel name was Boogaloo Boy back in the day. Like the fucking far right. Extremely like, fuck you, dude. Just get like get a fucking life. Yeah. Sorry. We like guns and having a stable family. Like I will always defend these boys like to to the end of my life. It is some of the.

Like, truly blessed on working with individuals like you guys because it is, they're hardworking. They are one of the most loyal friends you will have, which I will trade that over anything in the world. Like, loyalty and being able to find that with friendship, way more fucking important. Also, they push each other, which is why I love hanging out with, like, everyone. And then when we bring in other guests like this community we have right now, everyone leaves so fucking motivated and so...

positive because like holy shit because at the end of the day we try to help each other which I don't think a lot of content creators do they get pissed about that it's like wow you're stealing my style instead everyone's like here here is our styles like use it to the best can I help you with thumbnails can I help you with this like let's all fucking work together and actually succeed together

And then everyone fucking raises together, which is a crazy thought. It's actually something Mike Clough told me back in the day, Mr. Guns and Gear, that just fucking stuck with me forever. He told me this like eight years ago. He's like, yeah, I'll teach you everything I know how to do because I want my friends to take over the world because that's good for me. Rising tide raises all ships. Now you're running for Congress. It's like, I think we've talked about it before. This is all Mike Clough's fault.

The early days of YouTube, it was like no one wanted to do collabs because they said, you're going to just steal my audience. And so no one did collabs in the early days of YouTube. It's like prior 2010-ish. I know nothing about Twitch, but isn't that kind of how Twitch is now? Like people don't like doing collaborations with anybody that's like substantially lower

Oh, 100% subscriber thing. I don't know. I don't fuck with Twitch anymore, man. None of us really do. Just a toxic environment to even the people that are about Twitch right now kind of don't like Twitch.

No, because I mean, it is. It's the exact same thing where it's like either not helping each other is this very gatekeeping versus look, everyone just like you. When you came on here, you were at not what? Seventy thousand, thirty thousand on YouTube. I was a hundred something, I think. Yeah. And then you just fucking I swear you were lower than that at the time. I thought you were just doing because you were not doing. I don't know. I could be wrong. Yeah. I thought you were way because you weren't doing well. But I know that.

Did you at that time? I had a silver. Oh, yeah. I didn't start doing long form until I was past half a million. Nick's going to pass. Consulting social blade. I know. That's what I'm like. I think Nick's going to pass every single one of us, though. No, I'll fuck this up first. No, you're not going to. Come on. The audio's fucked up. I fucked ruin that earlier. I'm going to ruin everything. Well, if you just stop dropping alcohol on things, you'd be fine. But we say that, and that's awesome, because I think I talked about that the other day or whenever, or I at least told you. It's awesome to hear, like,

Our friends on our personal conversation when Nick's not around, they're like, Nick's passing all of us. Fat electrician is going to pass every one of us. That is known. And it's said in positivity because we are happy and excited for his success, which that should be the thing for friendship. Motivation of each other. Not like that fuck's going to pass me. Oh, let's. How do we sabotage his channel? Yeah. I think the only thing that's going to fuck Nick up is he's friends with us. Us. God damn.

What? Yeah, 750k subscribers. Boy, you are cooking. I know, he's growing fast. I don't even have a hold play button yet. He's neutral too. I know. He just stays. History. Facts. History, facts. Unless you're a communist or you like the metric system. Then it gets real not neutral. Game on. It's aggressive. Show that shirt. Oh, yeah. Show my new merch. Fuck communism.

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Please just do the fucking ad read. Stop going on to this joke, which we fucking despise. Our North Korean audience skyrockets to fitness. You'll lose a lot of weight not eating. It's great. Dude, we have Chris Ramsey coming, right? Sorry, who? Chris? Magician. Magician? Oh, yeah. I'm so excited. Chris is one. So you had 270K a year ago.

So that checks out. Then you'd probably be like, I for sure had a silver play button. Okay. Yeah. And then you just started doing long form and just fucking catapult. Yeah. Then it got aggressive. Yeah. Which is, and that's, that's like, it's everyone that comes in. It's usually now we have this, the military guys that are rotating in or new individuals. Like I want to get in this space. We're just like, here's all the information we know. Use it to the best of your ability. Right.

Hopefully you succeed chances are if you just follow what the dudes are saying you will fucking succeed. Everyone has a pretty decent head on there

Shoulders turns out we're kind of good at this. I know it's weird kind of crazy strange Now who are you looking forward to at range day Brandon? I'm looking forward of course our buddy Wendigo and Isaiah. He's one of my favorite people I like a lot can't use it. Fuck you The cryptid thing or whatever cuz I watch his stuff cuz I I genuinely enjoy it He's one of my like favorite youtubers right now

He said something along the lines of, like, his tier list for cryptids. He's like, all right, look, a lot of you guys had a problem with the last video. If I put something at B tier, like, C tier is, like, average. So B tier means I like it, and I'm just, like, tears streaming down my face, like... Relax me. No, but he... That's, like, a fucking deep cut for unsub viewers. You're like...

I beat your Brandon from way back in the day when he first started his channel. It's still up, isn't it? Like on his actual channel. Oh yeah. You can find the first or second video. His gun tuber to your list. Yeah.

Oh yeah, he just started. It's hilarious when he talks about that transition of content. He was like, I did this one, this one, this one. I wanted to do a gun channel. I did one iceberg video. It took out. He's like, I'm an iceberg channel. Got it. Okay. But he's such a good storyteller. Like he didn't realize, I think in the beginning, how good of a fucking storyteller he was.

And he's perfected that. It's down to his research, man. Like, that boy research is like crazy. It's the research. It's how he talks, his cadence. It's all those little things. And he goes, as you're saying, even with a book breakdown, Blood Meridian, it can be a five-hour long video, but he just, like, how he breaks it down for the viewer, it's insane. And it's the Sunday school teacher thing where it's like, this guy's been a communicator for a long time. So he knows how to relay information in a way that keeps people's attention, which is, God, that's rule number one.

Outside of that. I was going to say, if you have guys like us who are friends with him and he's the nicest person ever, if you attack him on the internet, I'll fucking kill you. Yeah, we're going to fuck you up. He's a good dude. Like, just a good dude. One of the best humans you will meet. This is a threat. I'll take a strike for this motherfucker. No, he'll take one on the Brandon Herrera channel. You can put that fucking strike there. I'm a

I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

He's another one of those like full-time hosts that's been there for, God knows, I don't know, fucking 10 years, but he's coming out. No shit. Yeah, he's coming to range day, so that'll be kind of fun. Another guy who's on the fucking lock and load grind set.

- Jesus. - Are you still doing that? - What, you think I stopped? - His concaves are insane, bro. - I did for a while, but then I got single again. - Accuracy by volume. - Someone who's in town too, who we haven't mentioned yet, who's a great friend of all of ours, Kentucky Ballistics. - Yeah, dude, he's coming in tonight. - Wait, he's in town? - He's coming in tonight. - Scott is gonna be here? - Did he bring the four-bore? - Looking forward to that. - Wait, what? - Did he bring the four-bore?

I hope so. So, funny story. I don't know if I can say this yet. I ordered... Okay, I'm going to phrase this carefully depending on when this podcast comes out. I have a video coming up. I have a video coming up with Scott. Hello? Hello? Who? This is Eli? Yes. Yes.

I'm with business. Wait, what? Yes, I'm the owner of this business. What business do I own? Come LLC. What business am I owning? Oh, I closed that business three years ago. I love you.

He's gonna be like, "That's a f***ing tear." He calls back, he's like, "What's your name?" I already have your phone number. Jesus f***ing Christ. Eli just shaving push-ups off the workout.

Wait, veteran with a sign? How many push-ups is it to save a veteran's life?

How does that, what does that currency convert to? I don't know. It just depends on war mainly. It's conflict. It's a conflict to conflict thing. It changes person to person. 21 pushups for JFK. I might write that down. The wildest thing about that is like, do your pushups. They won't. What if you just fucking called them? You just said, Hey dude, how you doing? No, no, no. Do some pushups. Yeah. But then you don't get to take a fucking Instagram selfie. That's true too. Yeah.

You're nice little post 22 push up. Cody's over here single-handedly plummeting the stock of weighted plate carriers for workouts by himself. Jesus Christ, Cody. You're destroying the fitness market. No, no, no, but the lobbyists from AT&T are finally... Fucking T-Mobile in the corner like, yeah, call them. Jesus Christ. Fucking Jamie's shaking his head over here. Why does that sound so insidious?

I'm just sorry. I love the comments from all the nice things you've been saying on the podcast. Be like, I'm just picturing you asking somebody like, you can either call your friend or do 22 pushups. Which one you think is going to make a difference? Me 22.

That's fucking hilarious

Oh my God. Call your boys, boys. Yeah. It's a way it makes a huge difference compared to pushups. One text. Even you don't even have to call them. I hate calling people. It's like the spirit of you. You see the spirit of Halloween costume that was spreading around. It was like the 30 minute phone call. The scariest thing ever. The 30 minute phone call. It could have been a text. Just text your boys.

Hey, how you doing? What's up, buddy? You doing good? We love you. No, we were in combat together. Hey, what's up, dude? Hope you're still alive. K-bye. K-bye. No, text your boys. Brandon, speaking of your boys, what guns are you bringing to the ranch? Oh, God. It's a good transition. Yes. It was a nice transition. God, the first thing I wanted to say is the Kurt Cobain.

That one's coming down. We might actually bring that. Are you? Maybe. Sure. Do you need it? Do you need to borrow it? Yes, please. Thank God. I've been waiting. That's a way cooler gun than I thought. It's kind of cool. Like, it's really cool, actually. With the long recoil. I'll be honest. Like, just watching your videos, seeing the guns, like, nobody's ever been taken out that's a famous person by, like, a lame gun. Nobody's ever, like, a lame. It's always cool. There's an attempted one that I'm going to cover soon that was pretty lame. Ronald Reagan.

Oh, really? Yeah. The one that, Oh, this is a cool topic. This is a cool fucking topic. So, uh, the guy, God, what is his history of the John Hinckley? I think. Yeah. John Hinckley in like, uh, like the eighties tried to shoot president Ronald Reagan. Uh,

He uses 22. This is on that street. This is like one of the famous videos, right? It was like they were leaving a hotel in DC He goes up because he wanted to get the attention of Jodie Foster, I believe so He obviously needed to shoot the president with a 22. So wait, wait. Oh, yeah. Wait, could have been someone hotter No, that's you don't know that like that. No, dude. Yeah, so so John Hinckley for a fucking clicks. Oh

You shot the president for a six? Bro, what? What? What? I don't know when specifically he was shot. There were way hotter chicks to get the attention of then. It was 1981. Jodie Foster got that five head. Yeah.

I like that. God damn it. I'm just being honest. You're not going to get a female's attention by killing a president, by the way. I mean, it'll be in their news feed. Hey, you do what you like. Oh, no, Brandon. I don't motivate this. Well, I thought you said you wanted this to be a motivational podcast. Oh, no. That's not what we meant. That's not what we meant. Good night.

She was 19. All right, we're good. We're good. So anyway, John Hinckley, I believe, goes to... I YouTube motivational Jim. That's a different word that goes instead of Jim right there. Don't let your dreams be memes. So he decides the only way to get the attention of Jodie Foster is to shoot President Reagan. So he uses a shitty fucking... It looks like a cap gun. It's like a .22 revolver. He shoots Reagan. He ends up killing a...

either a police officer or a secret service member and then Brady actually which spawned the Brady bill funny enough he shoots President Reagan in the chest and he it's the famous quote where he goes into first for surgery like the Secret Service pounces on this fucking guy he goes in for surgery and like before he goes under he says to the surgeons well I hope you're all Republicans that's it yeah Reagan was a fucking quip master

But John Hinckley now is out of prison recently, like in the last couple years. And I'm trying to determine if it's bad taste to get him to cameo in a video. Jesus Christ. Because he now has a... I think that's a good reaction. I based things off of Nick. Well, he now has a YouTube channel. What? Oh, I'm dead serious. This is why I wanted to talk about this. What's the name? Near Miss? Almost. 38 Special? Hold on loosely. Yeah.

You think the feds still follow him around? Oh, 100%. Well, I mean, only when he takes a trip to D.C. He's been Googling Taylor Swift too much and takes a trip to D.C.

Fuck. Anyway, sorry. This guy, he's got a YouTube channel now. He does actually bluegrass music. And I want to ask him if he would be interested. I'd like to interview him just to see like if he's reformed or like what's the deal. Because it's so many good topic points of that process. Hey, dude, I was in a really fucking bad place. I regret what I did. I was obviously crazy. Or if he's like, how old was he? Did Jody talk about me?

Could you get those two together on an episode? Oh my God. Let's bring them on the podcast.

That's a real good tense episode Just make him sit side by side. We put a sheet of like three inch thick plastic in front Have we talked about sexually transmitted feds on here yet? No, I don't think so. Please that was a great segue. Yeah You said sexual and I was like what I

Well, no, it's like if you're sleeping with someone who's being investigated by the federal government, then you have sexually transmitted feds. But it's like, we're not going to fuck John Hinckley, but if we're around him, then we have America, Cody. You're a free man. We just have feds now. Oh, yeah. Not that we don't already. So what age did he do that entire thing at? Was it like 20s, early 20s? I don't know.

G-Van, pull that out. I love how this guy's famous for trying to assassinate a Republican politician. Oh, fuck. Brandon's over here like, I should get him on my channel. Nothing could go wrong. So I joke about that all the time, dude. I'm like, hey, man, with all the assassination videos and shit I do, because I think it's interesting. It's a neat part of history, right? Yeah. But if something happens to me, nobody can fucking say I wasn't asking for it. I get it. Like, the irony won't be lost on me.

He was born in 1955. He's 68 years old. 1955. He was in his late 20s, mid 20s. Just like the target audience of Hunza. Taylor Swift doesn't want to fucking talk to you. Reagan was not 20 at the time. Reagan was not. He was the target audience, though. I gotta pee. I gotta pee, too.

Jesus Christ. Nick's so proud of that joke. Nick was like, I fucking did it. No, wait. Okay. So that dude was mid-20s. He was like, I'm going to do this. I got to pee real quick. Dude was mid-20s. Mid-20s. He's like, I'm going to shoot the president. And then any of his videos now, how is his following growing?

Not big, but he does bluegrass music now. He's trying to sell vinyls, I think. I looked into it. It's not bad. It's okay music if you like bluegrass. For me, it is that...

It's super interesting to figure out. I mean, that's just an interesting guest to have on because you're like trying to pick his brain on justifying that behavior. And then like deep diving, it's like, but why? But how did you think that was going to be the solution for this? I think that's going to be that's going to be the big one is determining like if.

If he's reformed now where he's like, yeah, dude, I was, I was going through a real fucking dark time. I had a mental break. I did something I shouldn't have done. I get that now versus like, yeah, well, you know what? You never know. I might try it again. Like that's, that's a little bit of a fucking different, different story. That's when the podcast ends real quick. It's like, oh, okay. Yeah, this is a, well, the next hour is going to be on Patreon. Cause there's like, um, I forget the Asian dudes. Ooh,

It's not the Canadian. I think you, the, the dude that cut off the guy's head on the bus in Canada is like 2010. You didn't know. I don't know about that one. No. Wait, I thought you were talking about the guy who like bonsai bomb, the fucking, uh, communist with a, with a sword. I know like uncle Dijon. That's it. Canadian. That's your only Canadian. You're like, that's it. So in Canada, this is like 2010 ish or around that timeframe. Um,

Individuals are on a bus. A 57-year-old Asian man decapitated the person sitting next to him, cut his head off, and then like...

uh, was eating his eye and ears and stuff. And then they arrested him. He was like going back and forth with his huge hunting knife. They arrested him. And then, um, he's out now. He, they just put him in a mental ward because his first, his first trial case, he was straightforward. He was like, please kill me. Like he just straight up. He's like, I, I, I know what I did was very wrong. He had a literal mental break. So it was one of those debates. It's like, okay, um,

Is he punished for this or like life in prison or how do you punish this individual that had 57 years of never being in trouble, no problems whatsoever. And then a psychotic break. I don't know. Like I don't, when I take my car to the mechanic because it's broken, just because it's the first time it broke down, doesn't mean I'm not going to take it to the fucking mechanic. Yeah.

Well, it takes the mechanic, but do you total it? I mean, yeah, that's a good example. I fixed the problem, and if I can't fix it, I get a different fucking car. Yeah, well, I mean, that's the question. If you could fix the problem. I get that. I don't think you can. To be fair, that's a pretty big fucking problem. Because he's straight in court. Like, they were like, well, how do you plead? He's like, just please kill me. So that reminds me of the... Canada today would just do that, right? I know.

They just wheel in the fucking to-go cart. Like right now? Which one? Who the fuck are you guys talking about right now? Asian dude, Canadian that cut off the head. Euthanasia. Papa Meat did a video on the guy who

The Japanese guy. Yeah, who killed and ate that chick. And then by a technicality was able to get away with it. Oh, yeah. He's back in Japan. He's a celebrity now. He's dead now. Oh, well, he was a celebrity for a while. He wrote like fucking graphic novels and shit or whatever about the fucking murder. Like it was the most gross shit I've ever seen. He did was in this happened in France. He was going to college in Paris, France, killed that girl, ate. He was a cannibal. He had like fucked up in the head.

And through the extradition, he got sent back to Japan after like a month in France, got kicked back, and then...

Because it was a technicality in how they processed him, whether it was like a murder suspect versus a mental patient. Yes. And because of that, it was, hey, when he got back to Japan, they were like, oh, just let him out, essentially. Yeah. And they just let... I see this happening, too. I know. I was like, what the fuck's going on? This is my wife and my editor moving a couch. I know. This is the most... This is like, oh, now we got seats, front row, back row.

But this episode of unsubscribed in front of a live studio audience, my entire support network, just moving furniture in the next divorce brought to you by.

But yeah, got back to Japan, got let out instantly with no jail time. Like he just killed, ate somebody and they're like, okay, you're back to society. Fucking capitalized off of. Oh, Japan. It was like a, it was like a Dutch girl or something that was there in France. Yeah. That's, that was a while. And he made money off of it. Japan ate up that culture. Like he would go on talk shows and talk about it. You know, like, no, bro. It is barrier about eating ass. This is, this is,

Jesus fucking Christ. And how are we destroying your fucking religion? It was beautiful. It was in the 90s or early 2000s. I forget the exact date. That's a great example of why just because it's legal or illegal doesn't mean it's moral or immoral. Yeah. The extradite is where it's weird because when you have like, oh, we'll put you here, but now you're free or we'll go here and you can't get... It was just like, what was that? The scorpion killer or whatever the fuck?

We're like, apparently he's going to get out in a couple of years because he like played the system on extradition with different countries he committed crimes in. Where he's going to be like, by the time he gets out in a certain country, he'll be extradited to another one. And by the time that's done, it'll be past the statute of limitations to prosecute in the country he killed like 30 fucking people in or whatever. Well, that's terrifying. Yeah. So he'll be out. So we should just be allowed to kill people sometimes, right? I mean, maybe it's not allowed, but I'm not saying it's a bad thing. But we should. Yeah.

Yes. Welcome to unsubscribe. Say hi to Eli. Just Eli. Just Eli. We're all in federal prison. He's the only one who stayed this long. Say bye to everyone.

What's your next big video, Mr. Nick? Minus the Berlin. I already know you have your fucking... I don't think that far ahead. It was literally... I got this fuck communism shirt and I did the Berlin airlift, which leads directly into the Berlin Wall. And it's just me shitting on communism for the next month. All of December for Christmas. Which we have because of capitalism.

you know just saying well do you have anything motivating you're like okay hey i really this i'm drawn to this topic of a next like war or history piece let me think uh actually yeah i went and had breakfast with like this random guy that emailed me recently because he was passing through mason city which immediately sketchy and every time i bring every time i bring a gun and every time it's like a 70 year old man that just wants to say hi to me it's

The most adorable thing on the planet. I was like, I'm like looking for like, I was like, I walk in immediately, open the door, step left with the wall to my fucking back scan. Every time it's a 70 to 85 year old man walking

Mr. Fat Electrician, sir. And he's like, oh, this is adorable. So I meet this dude. And Nick's audience base is like you have 80% and 75 and over. It's just old people watching. It's a lot of older people, actually. It's a lot. I imagine like him just telling his grandkids, I met the man on the talking box on the wall. And they're like, that's really cool. That's really cool, Grandpa. I bet you did. 100%. It happens. So like.

Basically, this guy, like, he comes, he had, like, he had books, he had fucking newspaper clippings, and he's like, he told me this whole story, his dad. I think it's time we talk to him about the community we looked at. He's already talking to, the TV's talking back. Oh, this is the sweetest story ever. No, but I did. I really met him. I feel surprised as spring chicken.

But no, this dude, he brought like a book that he wrote and then a bunch of newspaper articles and sources. He just wanted me to do a video on the unit that his dad fought in in World War II. And I was like, fuck, okay, tell me about it. Like, I can only do so much. And this dude had all the research done and it was the 77th Infantry Division in World War II. And it was like,

Basically an experiment. It was the first unit in World War II that was comprised of all draftees and the average age of them was 33. So like it was literally an entire division of middle aged men with families and kids that they sent into World War II as like an experiment to see like, OK, can a 30 year old still hack it?

They were... Don't quote me on this. I bet they had the best coffee. Bro, so listen to this. They were supposed to be... Very pissed off at life, too. I think D-Day, there was 11 divisions that stormed the beach at Normandy, I think. There was supposed to be 12. This was the 12th. They're like, nah, we're not sending you there. So they sent... They were the first Army division to go over with the fucking Marine Corps in the Pacific, and they were just...

Fucking shit up. And the Marines started calling them the 77th Marine division because they were so fucking good. And they started calling them. Their nickname is the old bastards because it was a bunch of 33 year old men. Just fucking not about being here at all. Yeah. Cause you got a bunch of 18, 19 year olds. Yeah. They're like literally grown ass men with kids, uh,

going in and fighting this war and that one like the the name came from a 19 year old marine that famously said like look at those old bastards go as they were storming a beach on a japanese island during an amphibious landing and um, so they fought all throughout the pacific and then There was one island that was holding out after the japanese had surrendered with like 5 000 japanese troops on it Because that was a huge issue at the time because all the japanese guys like that's propaganda. It's not true japan would never surrender and um

They they're like eventually though. Okay, fine. We're going to surrender, but we're only going to surrender. They had gotten Island hopped and they're like, we're going to surrender, but we're only going to surrender to the 77th infantry division because those guys were kicking our asses so hard that if we are going to lose, we only want to lose to them. So they had to actually send representatives from the 77th.

Army division over to accept the surrender from these Japanese officers make sense They're a bunch of older guys you fucking hate anime and want to go home and fuck their wives. Yeah, there's been definitely racial slurs There were the dudes it was the greatest generation they kind of fucking all did like seriously give or both you ever met some of those guys They never stopped Grandpa's too old for change I

Oh, no, no. Like, those were the dudes that were doing, like, if you Google Japanese trophy skulls in the Pacific, that was probably those guys. You ever look that up? Guess what my grandpa had in the attic. Yeah, like, what president had to come out and say that? Your grandfather had one? No, I'm just, like, those other people. Yeah, one, like...

whatever president came out and said, guys, you got to stop taking trophy skulls from the Pacific Islands. Was it Roosevelt? Truman? It was one of them. Do you ever look that up? Because so many dudes were... Yeah, so many dudes. They would boil the fucking skulls and then paint them with their unit icons and shit. Like...

There is still some Japanese skulls out there with like Marine Raider insignia they painted on them to send back home to their girlfriends. And it got to a point where the president at the time had to say, guys, you can't do this anymore. This is fucked.

you're giving the mailman ptsd knock it off jesus yeah there's a famous picture there's this famous picture of like the girlfriend getting one in the mail they used to oh my god that was what they'd send their spouse she doesn't look like she just likes it it's kind of hot dude yeah that's like japanese trophy schools were a thing your guy at war so hard he's sending you back what he did to make it back to me

Just saying man. I love this goal. You see me. It's so white bleach Jesus Like what do you write back to your spouse that send you a fucking skull? Also, I want you to put a third baby in me random fact about this I had a whole comment thread on one of my recent videos roasting me about how fucking stupid I am because I said that World War two ended when Japan surrendered and

And apparently a significant portion of European countries don't recognize the Pacific theater like at all. Like it's just not taught in their education system. And like world war two ended to them when Germany was defeated. And I was a stupid American capitalist pig for implying that Japan had anything to do with world war two. And I was like, that's really interesting. I'm not even mad. I'm just interested. You're half the fucking world away from a big fucking problem. You know, we had to nuke those bastards twice, right? Yeah.

They did probably the worst war crimes as a lot of people know not probably they did be worse war crime Sorry, I stand corrected being of Nanking has entered the chat. Yeah Unit was it unit 731 731 those you just need those two stories and be like, oh, yeah, they weren't they weren't the bad guys And when they're like, yeah, we didn't do that They tried to cover up that piece of history from their own people. You're like, oh, yeah, the George Bush senior thing. Oh

That all kinds of shit that in the yeah. Well, yeah, that one was those big oops. We'll all read it. Go on to that story.

I've told him on the podcast once they got really mad at me because I said he wasn't shot down Apparently he was shot down. He escaped my bad. I was super hammered. I fucked up one little detail of the story like the first Yes, exactly What's weird is you said Gerald Ford, but I immediately knew that you met Just made a video talking about Gerald Ford. So I had said Gerald Ford 500 times in the last

Two weeks. So it just came out that way. It was Henry Ford. My bad. Anyways, George was senior, was a combat pilot in World War Two. And one of his first missions was like at the ass end of the Pacific. And him and his entire squadron got shot down on this Japanese island. He was the only one that escaped. Everybody else that got captured got eaten alive by a

Cannibal group of Japanese soldiers wait what yeah, I didn't know yeah, there's like you can go on you can go on YouTube Yeah, ever everybody else in his squadron got eaten alive and then like 40 years not 40 years Whatever however later he was president and he would like there's a video of him like passing out and vomiting because somebody's eating something and he like has a an episode where he remembers because he didn't find out about this until he was like already president and he's Japanese were just a little hungrier 9/11 would have been prevented

Fucking Christ. Our live audience didn't like that one. Holy fuck. You just heard one person like... Let's just say we all could have... We all could have prevented 9-11. When fucking King Trout has that facial expression of all people on the planet. Better with a sign. King Trout just... Yeah.

You're just like, I'm going to scratch that one off. That was how that went. Oh, no. That's a deep cut. Not good for crowd work. Note to self, butterfly effects don't always go that great. That actually took me a minute. That was solid, though.

So I didn't know. Yeah, Grand Shiny, I could have been a congressman, but there was this podcast. Multiple times, everyone tried to fuck my career up. No, I never knew that story, though, of...

Any of that. He learned that his unit got cannibalized well in office. I'm pretty sure it was like, it was significantly later in his life. I think it was while he was in office, but I'm not sure. Cody, I wish I knew what could be like, Hey Cody, what's your next video? Yours is literally just based off of who is getting shot. Yeah. Like what person is getting shot tomorrow? Fuck. No, actually that fuck. Hopefully not tomorrow. What? The house getting raided and they just blew up. Oh yeah. Yeah. That was a weird one.

Yeah, yeah. Did they figure out what caused that? No, a lot of people were saying it was a gas leak, but there was a lot of... It was like a gas leak. Yeah, the way it blew up and all the sparklies in the air, there was definitely an accelerant there. I don't fucking know, man. But the guy, too, like, I don't know, it's being spread around the internet. He was like a schizo poster and was saying a bunch of stuff. So I don't know if you guys have seen that. Earlier, I couldn't figure out how to edge this in, but when you were talking about you guys doing the...

Gun buyback thing and the cops coming up from people. Oh you guys were harassing police I was like man if Cody got shot by a cop. That's like the infinite money. Oh, there's a Larry infinite money glitch That one cop that pulled you over and and gave you a ticket he's like it incessantly bullied like to the one guy who fucking offends us like the cop who shoots you is

My god, I was gonna get bullied to death take that L When that happened it was like top five funniest things that that's ever happened in the car It was so it was what like Azerbaijani or whatever the I have no idea It was just like the dude had no idea who Cody was and I'm just like there's like what are the odds that I get to sit shotgun and watch Donut operator get a fucking speeding ticket and

Well, I wasn't about to be like, you know who I am? No, for sure. Cody's completely cool. He's just like, yes, sir. Absolutely. For sure. Like, Cody is cool 100% of the time. This guy had no idea. I'm just sitting there, like, trying not to fucking laugh the entire time. Yeah, I'm grocery shopping, like, a couple weeks later, and this guy comes up, and he's like, hey, I'm SAPD. I just want you to know we bully this guy relentlessly. I'm like, fuck, okay. Did you not know about that part? Oh, God, yeah. Oh, the guy that got a ticket? Yeah.

Yeah, because Nick was in the car with me. And I'm just like, yes, sir, I was speeding. Yes, sir, got the ticket. A couple weeks later, like I'm in the grocery store, a guy comes up and he's like, hey, I'm with SAPD. We bully the fuck out of this dude.

Like, I don't I didn't want that to happen. But fuck, man. I didn't want that to happen. What was Rich when Rich pulled over the one kid gave him a ticket and he didn't know at the time. So he like tickets his kid for speeding or whatever. He's like, hey, the guy fucking runs this thing, does everything, writes the ticket, puts it down when he walks back up or runs the ticket or puts it in. However, that fucking works. I'm not a police officer. Gets it going through the system.

And he's about to walk it back up. And they're like, his buddies were like, Hey, you know who that is, right? Like now it's some kid that was speeding. He's like, yeah, his dad just died in the line of duty like a year ago. Where she's like, fuck. So she walks up, he has the ticket. He's like,

Why didn't you tell me, man? He's being a nice person. I know. He's like, oh, I just didn't want to say anything. He's like, yeah, but like, I feel like an asshole now. It's a really good story. Rich is like angry cops. We're talking about angry cops. Yeah, angry cops. Sorry. Like, I'm like, I know who angry cops was forever before I ever even uploaded a video on YouTube. Yeah, Mike the Cop.

You just commented on his the other day. He's one of the dudes I met in person. I was like, fuck. Yes. He's everything. I hoped he was rich. It's the same person on camera, but it's just like, Oh shit. You are exactly who I thought you were. This is incredible.

It's awesome. Dude, if I, if I could throw angry cops in any social situation ever, like I'm, I'm, I'm picking him every time because he's just, he's fucking chaos, but it's hilarious chaos. Have you seen like the, the, the chart of how you define movie characters like chaotic, good, chaotic, he's, he's chaotic. Good. Oh yeah. A hundred percent. Is he? I,

He's like right there on the line between chaotic good and chaotic neutral. Right on that line. I think that's the definition of neutral. I'm going to go with chaotic good.

He's always doing good. Like he's one of the sweetest humans. Yeah, that's true. There's nothing better with him yelling at a judge trying to get out of a speeding ticket. All right, guy. Dad's talking. His videos are one of the few, like anytime it pops up, I'm just going to sit and listen to him. Right. Especially when, um, when you start ran one of my favorite things.

He's not coming to range day, is he? Nah, Rich couldn't make it. He just got promoted with that fat fucking cake of his, dude. Did you see that picture? Oh, 100%. They put it up last episode. I watched it. With Rich on there because he was just standing there and everyone's seen that cake. Damn, boy does his squats. G-Man was able to pull that one up. He found that one easy. Yeah, he already had that in the smack bank. I believe you.

He was a rich as hands down. One of my favorite individual and it sucks. He's not going to be arranged at any time. He's around. I'm like, so good. And he just got, he's getting married here shortly. Really? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Like, well, you guys didn't know he got engaged. No. Are we supposed to know that? Wedding crasher video ever. Oh yeah. We're crashing. I'm going to text him to verify, but yeah, he got engaged when he went to. Okay. Yeah. We're good. Yeah. He talked about it on the podcast. He went to.

Yeah, thank you. Fuck yeah, I didn't know that. That's awesome. Congratulations, Rich. And he cries. His storytelling on that's the best. He was like, yeah, I was going to be very manly about it. It's like, give this a story. This is where something happened here. He's like, that was in my head. And the second I started, it's like, no.

He was like, I broke his ceiling and started crying immediately when I went to propose to my girlfriend. I was like, oh, this is the sweetest story ever. Okay, everyone. Cody, we're going to have you cut us out right now. This is a fucking solid episode right there. Guys, thank you for joining the Horror 4 on this unsubscribed podcast. We were joined today by Eli DoubleFap, Fat Electrician Nick. Please follow everyone. And also Brandon Herrera.

Donut operator too, by the way. And then what do we call this group of people? Because we were trying to figure out. The whore four. The whore four is pretty solid. Well, we will see you sexy YouTube mother lovers in the next podcast. Say it. You know.