140 - Oompaville Teaches Us How To Scam Money ft. KallMeKris
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Your voice is always so buttery smooth on that hi, everyone. I think I'm just going to take all of your content, feed it into an AI voice thing, and I'm going to use that to read bedtime stories to my children. Yeah, you've got that audible alert. Yeah, that's where you're going to use it. 11 labs. Get the 11 labs. It's just going to be N-word after N-word. No, Brandon, no. I've got that on recording. I don't need AI for that. Oh.

Are you guys working on a White Claw sponsor? No. I don't think you have to drink it. We just pop. Cody, you. Like together? Like all at once? Yeah, it's a synchronized. Oh, I see. I love that. Oh, yeah, we do the three, two, one. It's like our club. Yes. When do we remember to do it? Here. We fucking did it. All our ice is already melted? Yes. So are we good? We're hot. Everyone looking hot. Everyone looks hot as shit. Three, two, one.

- Oh, that was slick. - Nice, you got a facial. - I got bukkake. - It starts hard. - It's wet over here. - It's nice that your first one was on camera.

Hi everyone, welcome to the unsubscribed podcast. I'm joined today by Mr. Eli DoubleFap, Brandon Herrera, CallMeChris, and OompaVille.

Hi! Sorry, I got distracted because I just see Brandon's head all of a sudden. I'm like, oh, you get like two cameras, bro. Two angles, oh boy. Hi! Should I back up somewhere? No, you're good. You look wonderful. Welcome! Hi! I'm so excited to have both of you on. You are just an additional surprise we did not expect. Yeah, sorry.

No, don't apologize. That was a really polite way of saying she wasn't invited. Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. I did it on her own. What did we say? Boys only. Yeah. You've been asking me to do it for a long time. I know. I'm really bad at doing this. I'm here for moral support. I was like, you know what?

I'll only do it if I got someone on my side. That's right. That's right. You guys are worried about us? I'm worried. I'm worried that I'm going to get... That was PR. Yeah, exactly. I'm worried I'm going to get harangued. Yeah.

We have a snow Mexican here. Yes. Yes. Snow Mexican Canadian. Yeah. I know. Cody, you were the one that were saying that to her? Or Brandon? Someone was like, no, I never heard it. I was like, I like that. Cody's one slurs. Pull him down. He's floating. You always have to kind of gauge your friends. You throw the light slurs out first and then it's like, okay, they're kind of cool.

Snow Mexican. Okay, we're good, we're good. Inbomb. No! I'm so sorry. Spit on it first. Jesus Christ. Remember when you see in the campaign ads, Congressman Herrera says it's okay to slur. Yeah.

The terror in your... Oh, man, they're going to have a blast. So you guys, thank you for driving down, like, first and foremost. And then we had a great time yesterday. We just ate Mexican food. It was pretty good. It was pretty solid food. Took a solid two hours for it to come. Finally came, and then we all enjoyed it. And then I was learning about both of them more in depth. And I was like, oh, so many questions I can't ask. Dear God, do they have fucking stories. Like, we can start with the ginger. Oh.

It's hairy dude look at that it's a root wait it has hair on well it's got like fibrous roots and stuff and then if you I thought you said eat it no no no This is his go-to It's killing my thing mm-hmm in a weird way. I think it always been your thing for a long time. Oh, oh

Yeah, for a very long time. Like, since I was a child. Okay, so this is like a 10, 20 year thing, not like a long time, like two months ago, I just started carrying around ginger. No, no, no, like it has become a part of me, yeah. It's part of my brand at this point. It's all over the house. Personal brand. It's like sort of, not embarrassing really, but whenever I tell people that, they're just like, what?

I'm like yeah anyways move on you know people in our circles like there's that split second where I'm like is this a fucking bit It's like my Zen mm-hmm, you know we put you like all three of us put our pot concealed carries on Pubic hair yeah last night. I found out both of us. Well use that's what I was like you want to drink He's like no I got ginger and I was like

Huh? He's like, yeah, it's just ginger, you know? You just eat it. It's really good. And then he went in scientific explanation of why it's super healthy for you. It's very good for you. You should all start carrying pocket ginger. Yeah. I might. Like a little apple. I'll look into that.

Yeah, it has a lot of health benefits. Do you have asthma? Yeah, I take little bites off of it. Can you overdose on ginger? I can, I have. Really? Yeah, it's a blood thinner. Oh my god. Wait, you OD'd on... Did she run in and like... He did the Narcan! He's doing the ginger again. Yeah.

It's a it's it's a blood thinner it thins your blood a little bit So I used to take a lot of it before I would work out I would drink like a cup of coffee and then take some ginger and it's it's just pretty solid pre-workout honestly

It makes your heart beat a little quicker because it because your blood's a little thinner. Those Chinese people were on to something. Yeah, I think it's them. Yeah, most of the South Coast. If they know how to cheaply make their labor force more effective, they got it. Cigarettes and ginger. Yeah. Yeah.

And no OSHA. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Speaking of which, this is like the Indian. I think it's the Indian construction workers that have that like special energy drink that literally is just full of amphetamines. They'll have buildings up in like three days. That's it. It's wild because they're all just methed out. They call that back in back home in Virginia. That's like it's they call it framing powder. Like all the contractors, they call it framing powder. They just, you know, do whatever. What do they call contractors where you're from? I don't talk about it.

We've done that twice now in the podcast. Yeah. We're joking about, yeah, there's a group of people south of Fayetteville that like the Lumbee Indians that would be our sheet rockers. And everybody would, it sounds like a slur, but we were just genuinely saying like they were good at mudding. Like it's what you call, you know, the, you know, spackle mud. So yeah, call the mud people.

Nice. And it's like if you don't know it's like Jesus Christ what the hell's wrong with you? No, no, they're just genuine craftsmen. It's an art. It's goddamn mud people. It's an art. See when you say it like that, I don't think it's about their artisian craftsmanship. It's when you add the qualifiers, you know, that's when it starts sounding a little hateful. Sound like grandpa at Christmas over here. We can't say that. When you yell it.

- It's not good. - It's bad. - Yeah, that's how you emphasize it. - Anything's a slur if you're angry about it. - Yeah, pretty much. - I feel like there was something I was saying the other day that was a pretty sweet slur, but it wasn't actually one. - It wasn't, no. - What was it? - I don't remember. - I know you're talking about that. - It was innocuous. - I thought you were proud of just like, yeah, I said a real slur the other day. It just came out so naturally. I felt like, man, this should be one. - Yeah. - Yeah, it's one of those words. - Like a Columbus sort of. - Uh-huh. - Slurs.

pioneer. A pioneer. First. Well, we got ginseng, or not ginseng, but ginger. And I'm going to tie this around really terribly. We talked about the Chinese, we talked about the mud people, accents, and why your accents are fucking on point. But my big question was, okay, you do fantastic white impressions. Do you ever venture out

- What is this podcast, man? What are you trying to do? What's your agenda? - Yes, I can do a lot of accents that I'm probably not allowed to do. And it's just because I like imitation and I like to-- - She does them for me a lot. - Should we explore the water? - Behind closed doors? - Yeah. - That's exactly what you think. Oh yeah, talk to me like a poo. - Oh no, no, no, no.

Well, it's funny cuz I actually grew up with like a lot of East Indian people up in Canada like a lot of my friends are but it would be wrong for me to imitate them publicly But what I do like with them and they're they're fine with it or whatever. Yeah, I'll give you a Mexican pass all day long Yeah, dog

- Yeah, because it's weird, you get to see both start-- - We can give you the broadcast. - And that's funny too, because I've literally done, like I speak a decent amount of Spanish, or I did like back in the day, and I would-- - You're not Mexican? - But I would speak Spanish in some of my skits, and I would, people tried to cancel me for speaking the language, not even just the accent. - Fuck out of here. - Oh yeah, so now I'm just like, I just don't even try.

They're sensitive up there. It's weird. Like, I love the language. I love the culture. I studied it. And they're just like, actually, no, all the Mexican people or Spanish people. I bet they love it. Yeah, they love it. But yeah, it's what we always see is this because I've had habitual line crosser. He's a military guy. He does accents, but he is is is just eyes overlaid on a map. So he just talks and he uses the accents from there. Yes. And no one cares because he's like, oh, it's just a country. It's a it's a aircraft country.

- A-okay, but it's like you doing a Mexican accent, which I find hilarious. - Yeah. - You're like, "No, I can't." And the fear in your eyes, you're like, "No, no." - Well, yeah, I mean like cancel culture's so real nowadays. When it's really like 90% of people are probably totally cool with it. But it's that 10% that's like--

It's probably more than that. It's just that Gen Z TikTok audience that just like is so, they just want to be bothered. Oh yeah. People love watching people's downfalls. They want to consume themselves. Yeah, it's crazy. They don't have any real stops, that's why. We should find out how to end it. This is what this is about. Welcome to Unsub. Redisect the world problems. I got an idea. Yeah.

He's like, let's go find him. Whoa! Let's turn to music. We can turn to music like John Lennon. We're starting with the two Mexicans on the podcast. You gotta show them in the head. Yeah, if only John Lennon imagined something more useful like a World Without 38 specials.

That's pretty funny. Yeah. He was the first to suffer from a parasocial relationship. Yeah, true. That guy. That's true. Old John, John Lennon. I never thought about that. How's that? His fan shop. Yeah, because wasn't that like he read Catcher in the Rye and just decided to gank him in the parking lot? Yeah. Was it? Yeah, outside of his hotel. How did he put those two together? The Catcher in the Rye and John Lennon?

Well, when you drop your meds. Yeah. Nevermind. There's a good point. How do you put those together? Make it make sense. You're fucking nuts, dude. Your nose aren't there. Yeah. You're like Charlie with the red thread board. Like, well, you see. Yeah, exactly. That's funny. We talked about it yesterday. I was like, I'm not going to ask questions on it. I don't know if the guys want to hear this. Nicole.

- Wow, we can't use any of that. - Yeah, don't use any of that, guys. - And you're the bad one, that's crazy. - Terrible. - Just cuts to that. - Jesus. - Oh, fuck.

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Or the audience gets to know them more because obviously like I had him on I know him but the audience gets to know them a little bit better and I like to like fill in 8mm and mix up the mix up the media and stuff. It was very fun to record. Yes. Yeah. They film in 8mm explain the camera. 70mm. Yeah, no, it's just an 8mm and then we just use regular like Sony cameras and stuff. It's nothing crazy, but I like that because it just gives it that like

almost like 90s MTV kind of and then 80s like vibe kind of thing so people really enjoy watching it or the attention span I find is shorter nowadays so it like holds people attention well that's what you were saying yesterday like yeah we do that and inserting all that footage while the podcast is going you probably have you don't have drop-offs no not not I mean obviously in every video there is but it's actually the retention is really really good with those videos which is cool

Yeah. Both of you have fantastic editors. Like, yes, this is one of the few things like, I don't know if you both start. Do you originally I'm assuming you both edited your own content. And then when did you start branching into, hey, we're going to hire people to do this. But still, I can tell you both probably maintain a lot of control over.

Yeah, I've got the queen of my channel Tara who does she so she started editing for me in 2017 but she was didn't know how to edit at all and

And I edited my own videos until 2020 or 2019, I think 2019. And I was just like, my channel was doing very badly. I was like, this is my last hope. Okay? Because I need to-- - What is bad? What is bad? Go on that real quick. - That is like 20,000 views a video. - Oh Christ. - Pretty bad. - Yeah, that's rough. - I had like 300k subs or something like that. So it was just like, I didn't know what really I was doing or what to do. It was very stressful.

And I asked her I was like hey, this is sort of a I gave her a business plan and She essentially agreed to work for free. I did not I did not let her work for free I still paid her less than what she should have made but more than when I was making how many cents per hour and

It was like 500 bucks a week. So it was still good. It was still pretty solid. But it was definitely like, man, you're doing so much work. We're working like 16-hour days, both of us, trying to get this stuff to work. And then she slowly blossomed into just like pretty much I would consider her the best editor, especially when she puts her mind to it, the best editor that I know of on YouTube for sure. Church's original recipe is back. You can never go wrong with original.

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Yep. Tara? Tara, yeah. Tara, whatever you want to call her. Tara, you fucking cry. I text you about that episode when you started releasing. I was like, yo, you're editing or the cinematography, everything about that series. I was like, holy shit. She's like actually incredible. She's incredibly talented.

All of us recently have started to use you and Papa Meat as examples of how to do desk content. I've literally shown that to my editor. I'm like, this is how you do retention beats. That's peak desk content, in my opinion. Yeah, I mean, Tara, her job now is to take the graphs and stuff from analytics and just incorporate that into the editing workflow. So she especially has just kind of gone and run with it. She has a huge, huge brain. She's gigabrained. It's awesome. Her, Curry, is another editor that I have.

Squeaky and Coop. They're all cool as fuck. They're all their names. Yeah. They're all cool. Parents named them, right? Squeaky. Unfortunately, yes. Do they all have slick back hair and matching jackets? Yeah. When they walk in, they go, ha, yeah, ha. They have cigars. We use Da Vinci. Very racist. Switchblade combs. Yeah. Yeah. Meh.

See? That made no sense, but I'm glad we all jumped on it. We shared a moment together. And then yours, when did you start editing and then have somebody take over? Because yours is also that same pace. It's retention beats and watching somebody just get it. I'm like, fuck, this is why she's

doing so well on the internet. I got it now. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, thanks. Yeah. For like a year and a half I was editing and then for this past year and a half, cause I've only been doing this for like three years now. I have one editor, Jay. I love him so much. I'm so thankful for him. Like,

Um, he's incredible. And he also helps out with, um, like videography and stuff too, with the podcast and with, um, I do like ghost hunting videos and stuff too. So we collaborate and like mesh so well with that stuff. And it's so important. And we like share brains. It's like, yeah, he met him in,

Yeah, he's, and so is Tara. Tara's awesome too. We're very thankful for Tara and Jay. We should have them fight. To the death. It makes sense. If I lost him, I'd be ruined. I should probably get another. Yeah, you should definitely. I know, he keeps saying, he's like, you need somebody else. But you know when you find that one? When it's just like so good? Yeah. And it's like, nobody's gonna do it as good, but yeah. He'll never leave me.

He's gone. Uh-oh. Shit. I just keep giving him a raise and keep giving him bonuses. I'm like, please never leave me. That is a really special thing when you can talk to your editor and they automatically know. You don't have to give them notes. No. You film it. They know what you want. Yeah. And you could just like, there's videos like my editor, Delance, is fucking awesome. He's been with me for years.

I have put up videos that I haven't watched because I trust him to do it right. Yeah. Like, I'll just set them live. I'm like, okay, I know you did that right. Yeah. That's how mine is too. Because I had to go through like five editors, I think, before I finally hired one that used to work for Mr. Beast. Oh, yeah. I was like, this fucking guy knows what he's doing. Yeah. And so it's worked out. Same thing. I don't have to give him notes or anything. Who's your editor? AJ. AJ? Yeah. Cool.

He was at range day, he's quiet. I don't know if you've met him or not. But great dude, thank you AJ. - All the editors, we love you guys. - We'd be nothing without you. - G-Van, fuck you. - We can't make him think that he's special. - That's true. - Remember, you can't do it without us though. - True. - We pay you.

Just remember if we die you're unemployed. But they'll make some sick merch and cash in on it real quick. They got footage that can ruin all of us. I got three terabytes of Dropbox that are career-ending. Terabytes! Oh, we all do. That's why you have to be real cool with your editing. You're like, I'm sending you unedited stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we good. Yeah, you need to be like friends with your editor. I want a solid thumb drive of an hour of you saying the n-word before I leave you. Oh, yeah. Making a trade here. Oh, my God. There's a lot of trust involved in this relationship. You make a Mexican stand up with your editor? Hey, if you want to work for me, I need you to read that. This is called mutually assured destruction. No, NDA is just black.

Nowadays India's don't do shit No because like you can do it loopholes if you're like a youtuber and you have an editor sign an NDA or and there's a bad experience then the editor is just gonna make a video and if you Enforce the NDA and you sue the person who thinks you are bad. It's just gonna be look It's gonna be bad luck for you Yeah, like since there's no point in signing really any ideas now especially in like the if you're involved in Twitter in any way Yeah, it just makes no sense. Thanks a lot. Oh

Cody's my favorite Twitter account now, which I'm still very terrible at it because yesterday I was like, man, none of my friends pop up and I didn't realize it's there's two. Yeah. Yeah. It's very slow with that stuff. Last night I was like, man, Cody doesn't pop up. What is this? Oh, there he is.

There we go now I see my first gauge with him he'll show up in the for you I I have 40 I think I follow 40 people yeah, I was slow to Twitter - I'm terrible at Twitter terrible It's called X. It's sorry. Oh yeah. Yeah, I call it Twitter. Yeah, I go like that Tyler the Creator tweet I

More of this in my face That was really funny there was there was a whole thing where like British police are investigating cuz a girl got in VR oh yeah Tyler the Creator has at one tweet where he's like how a cyberbullying real just walk away from The whole the VR chat world and all that all like the virtual stuff where people are like it's there's like a

What's that book that we were just listening to about or something? Ready Player One? Dimensions of Caves or something? Oh, yeah. I forget what it's called, but it's like about the ethics of the online world and how eventually things are going to become illegal. Yeah. There will have to be laws because reality is now sort of crossing an intersection with things that are not real. And at what point is it illegal to – when will there be crimes that you can commit on X –

I mean, they already kind of are. Like slander, libel, things like that. There's things in the real world that do apply. They've existed before. Like, what is the new stuff? Like VR and the virtual worlds. Like harassment. Like if you're just saying, you know, if you just continuously comment on someone's shit.

Is that, like if you show up in someone's house everyday, you're gonna, I mean that's like illegal. You can't just keep on doing it. You can't harass someone for an extended period of time. Oh that's actually true, I never thought of that. For an extended period of time. That little caveat on the end made me nervous. Yeah. You can do it for a little while. Once their attorney sends you a notice, then you gotta stop. Then you gotta back off, cause you're a bully. Yeah exactly. It's illegal. It's not covered by the First Amendment, or whatever. Fucking nonsense.

The First Amendment ends at the rock through the window. That's it. Fucking... That's funny. We talked about this last night. This is fucking ridiculous. I told you it would be brought up. Those are Asians. Can't I do this? Hi, welcome.

We talked about, so I think we can discuss this. When you move from Canada, you have to have your. Oh, departure taxes? You know about this? Yeah. Cody, yeah. So do you know how much departure tax and do you know it is how much you've made your entire lifetime? Oh, God. I think they're trying to do that in California and New York now. Yeah.

On this whatever business you have. Yeah. It's crazy. For her to move. She's paid taxes and you pay 50% taxes right now? Personal is 50, corporate is 27 or almost 30%. Oh, yeah. We had old people con those last night if you wonder what we talked about. That's why I'm moving down here because that's like it's crazy. I think she likes you too.

She might like you a little bit. She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, but taxes. But honestly, the taxes. I'm still edging an aneurysm over 50% personal income. Isn't that crazy? 50% of personal income taxes.

- It's crazy. - And I'm sure, I mean I'm not like, I'm just kind of going out on a limb because we can really sort of, well not that I do it, but you can sort of manipulate the IRS in certain ways. - Yeah, CRA, uh-uh. - You can avoid taxes, right? You can evade them, but you can kind of avoid them. - Well, because there's legal ways to do it. - Exactly, yeah, there's shells and all sorts of stuff. - Yeah, it's harder in Canada. - But I'm assuming there's not, exactly. - It's way harder. - I'm assuming there's not as much you can do

And the great white north. Uh-uh. To avoid that 50% burden. No. Yeah. There's not. There's not. I wonder if you sell, like this is just spitballing, but I wonder if you could sell some of your corporate holdings to an American company. That's exactly what I'm doing. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to be selling my company to a new company I'm going to be making in the States. That makes sense. So it'll be like terrible for the next little bit, just like paying a lot of money. There's a way to...

put it off or to pay it at a separate time. Like until you leave. Interest. So it's just like you might as well. Is there extra money for tax fraud? Who's going to

- Who's gonna come get you? - I gotta go back, my family's up there. - A Mountie rides up, hello. - Yeah, with their wide-legged mask. - Use that 40% to just entice your family and friends to come. - To come down? I just can never cross back over. - Hello Mounties, are those level four plates? Plates? Oh, this is gonna be easy. Freedom. - Rides around horse. - America.

- Now I have a passive attacks burden and free horses. - Give it a go. - A really cool hat now. - But yeah, lots of taxes. - Uniforms already red. - I pay so many taxes. - The taxes are a big L, that's bad. - It's crazy. - It's annoying. - It is crazy how much I pay in taxes. - You just get-- - Which I mean, blessed to be able to have to pay that, but you know.

It's a problem. But still hurts. It's like you come from nothing. Like I came from dirt and then you like work your way up and they're just like, I'll take half.

Well, that's kind of like watching somebody ride away with your Lamborghini they stole at gunpoint. And you're like, wow, I'm just blessed enough to have my Lamborghini stolen. It's like, yeah, it's a good way to look at it. But fuck, man. I got to buy that and then it got taken away. Taxation without representation. Wars have been started over less. True. Wars have been started over that exact thing. Where are we? That's actually...

We are discussing the world's problems at this table. Yeah. We tend to do that sometimes. What is the, what is the amount for a departure tax there? I don't know the exact amount, to be honest. Or is it 20 or something like that? I don't know the exact amount, so I don't want to say it because I don't know exactly, but it's,

It's a lot. It makes me want to throw up. Imagine that, Cody. Imagine getting a bill. You're like, I want to move just like 100 miles south. Yeah. Well, this is how much it's going to cost. Yeah. It's like, oh, you've paid so much in taxes. We want to take all of it. Because where you're from has a huge impact on how much money you've made. Yes. Especially when you're a YouTuber. Yeah. Yes.

I mean, shithole governments like, for example, like California, New York, people like that trying to implement that exact same thing. It's just a financial Berlin Wall. Yeah. They're just trying to keep people there. Yeah, exactly. That want to leave. Yeah, exactly. So, like, yeah, it's going to suck in the short term, but long term, it's going to be huge. Yeah. Especially in this great state of Texas. Where we have no personal income tax. I know. Don't leave them hanging.

That's normal in Canada, yeah, oh That's kind of like offensive a little bit in Texas. Yeah, I would have thought I was in trouble, Virginia If I was ever if Savannah was ever like hey, did it and she was like, okay, but I'm like, yeah, exactly Oh

Like if a friend said that. I'm just saying that culturally here the colloquialism is like saying "bud" is like a defensive thing. No, that's like a term of endearment. You call people you're really close with "bud". Like if a friend said that here it wouldn't be a big deal but a significant other was like "okay bud". So I think that's like equivalent to like "bro". Like I would be like "what the fuck?" I'm not your bro. I've called significant others "bro". I call Heather "bro" all the time. I say "dude" a lot. I say "dude".

It depends on the mood. I'll say shit like, what the fuck, dude? Yeah, like, dude, bro. We very rare. Babe, how often do we say bro? Okay, how is that different than bud? It depends on the mood. It's two letters. Not really. I say love of my life. Love of my life. She's never said that once. But now. Till now. Look at her. Maybe once. Over text. I wrote a question for this, actually. Oh.

What is the least favorite thing about one each other? He's like, we came for violence today. Yeah, Eli woke up and chose violence today. You have to have something. I'll yell at mine right now. I don't know, babe. You look wonderful today. You're amazing. And you shed hair every fucking where. Every fucking where. Did you put it on the shower wall? Like take it and just shove it against the wall? I went up to my personal bathroom. Was it yesterday or two days ago? It just ends up in your bathroom.

I went poop and I got up. And there was a fucking one of her hair in the bathroom she has never used in her fucking existence in that house. I was like, why is that in my toilet? In my toilet right now. Because she lied about never using it. She used her poop toilet. She's like, I gotta see what all this craze is about.

She's sat in the throne. You've never lived in a house unless you have shit in every restroom. That's actually funny when I was a kid I used to shit in my parents toilet. I just wanted to see if it was different. Yeah, I used to sleep in my parents bed.

No, I just feet not touching the ball. This is great, but I'm getting bigger than mine. It's like they're giants. It's a little potty Edison on. Yeah, but the main thing though that I dislike about her, to be honest, is I really like the red hair, right? I like her hair. She's very, she's sort of, that's like one of her things. She's known for having beautiful hair all the time. Thank you. But,

Uh, when it's red, it also turns things red. All of his- So like, if I have anything that's around where her head is near it, it just fucking turns red after a while. Like you gave us pillows, they're- They're red now. Sorry man, the pillows are red. Not from my head. You dying it every night. No! No! Oh, take a shower as well. Oh yeah, looks like a murder scene.

Mm-hmm. Red. But you like it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Is that why I couldn't see you naked? Yes. Six months I waited. What's that woman, the spy woman Scarlet, what's her name? Scarlet Johansson. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is like a game or something. I think I might be making it up.

My head, but there's like a game of this woman with red hair and she's dressed just like her right now. Oh, so Red hair she travels around oh, I know what you're talking about. What the fuck like the Yeah, yeah, oh my god

That's crazy. I've tried to look that up so many times. San Diego. That's early 90s. That was on PBS back in the day. Wow, I was not even born until I was six. I think I remember her being hot. Solve crimes. Was she? She's hot.

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Dude, that's why I'm much whiter g-band pull this up. Yeah Did they make Carmen Sandiego Mexican? I think they read it and made her skin Carmen Carmen Sandiego see Straight white when like yeah, we were I can't remember the young definitely a white lady. Maybe it's a one of those

Where there's things where you think it's different? Mandela effect. Mandela effect, yeah. I don't know what I was gonna call it. It was like a minnow theory or some shit. Makes sense, too. Like this dick. That's just a minnow theory. Well, that could be a mandela effect. In your universe, it was called a minnow theory. I don't like the taste of ginger. I don't like the smell of ginger. So when he eats a lot of ginger, and then I like kiss him or near him, I don't like the smell. But I love him anyway, and I don't say anything. That's what you hate.

- I don't hate anything about you. - Well, I hate that stuff about you. - I fucking despise your hair. - Fuck you, Carmen Sandiego. - He starts calling you that. - Want some hair? - No! - Oh, Eli and the Unsub podcast, breaking up marriages before they happen.

- He just starts shoving ginger down her mouth. - It's really less expensive this way. - My wife, my wife. - You will eat this ginger right now. - Hiding it around the house. - No, I don't like it. - They're everywhere. - Ginger candles and shit. - It's just like a thing that is just-- - He's gonna start microdosing your food with ginger. - Yeah, obviously. - I already did. - But I try it sometimes. - She tries it sometimes. It's pretty spicy. If you get a good root every now and then, it's like an experience. 'Cause they're super, super spicy. Some of them are very spicy.

You don't bag it or anything? You just raw dog it? - It's a root. - Yeah, I'll trip over ginger words. - I'm just imagining Eli's search history. Like, what happens when you raw dog a ginger? - Oh, fuck. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Delete? - Yeah. - Well, too late now. Gotta finish. - Ginger, by the way, helps with impotence.

Really? I don't know. That's why I let it be. It probably does. I mean, technically, a blood thinner. Blood thinner is also anti-inflammatory. It's also an analgesic. It's as effective at treating migraines as sumatriptan is. That's the main reason why I take it. And it's also anti-medic. It helps with nausea. Ginger. Do you get migraines? Yeah. Like CBD gummies have been helping. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

That's right. I destroy some CBD and also a large nugget of ginger and then just hope. Yeah. Great. You guys got everyone. Do you get migraines? Not usually. No. Fun fact about Eli. You've never had a headache before. No. What? I don't get like, that's crazy. Wow.

I bet you're getting a little, like, dehydration. I get a hangover, but, like, that is self-caused. Yeah, that's just poisoning yourself. Yes. But, yeah, no, I'm just saying. Dude, you're lucky. Yeah, that's crazy. Dude, watching everyone, because I know Cody, he'll be like, I can't, dude. Oh, yeah, no. The Christmas podcast, you...

If no one knows this, he was... I was having ocular migraines. I couldn't see that whole podcast. They're debilitating. Yeah, where it's like your peripheral vision. Yeah, everything closes in and there's colors and shit. You get like ears ringing and blurry vision. I don't get the ear, but the blurry vision, I couldn't see during that fucking podcast. That's why I was just slamming white claws trying to make the migraine go away. You could have told us. Nah, fuck that, dude. I'm no pussy. I'll just sit here and suffer like a man. And fight.

I've been like I had like CBD shit back at the house and whatnot you like yeah, you went hard It doesn't like hit yeah, like there's a lot. I don't know it's for me last days sometimes Is it hurt while you get the ocular migraine? Do you know the ocular happens for like? Dude last time I had an unocular migraine it was like I didn't have any headache after but it felt like I was in a car crash and

Like it was like their ear ringing just like yeah like in almost like shock. It was really weird I felt super dizzy. That's my go to yeah. Give me a lot of vertigo. Yeah, have you always? Okay, I've always had migraines It's a genetic thing and dear God it sounds absolutely yeah, yeah I lose at least three three days a month

Where I just don't feel good. Like my days are ruined completely. Do you have everyone that gives you advice on how to cure it though? Yeah. "Hey drink water! Hey drink water!" "Have you ever tried the ear thing?" "What about this? You ever done this?" "Rub a banana peel in your head!" "Sweat your cat three times and throw it on the ground!" "Headaches gone!" Yeah. Between the vision and the vertigo, it just sounds like anxiety with pain. Yeah. Yeah, kinda. Yeah.

- Yeah, and it is also very anxiety inducing as well. 'Cause it's like a true mood shift too. Like you have a, I don't know if you guys have the pre-drone, like before the migraine, you can just tell you're different. Like your brain just doesn't work right. And then you have the migraine, you feel relieved, and then the next day you also feel like sort of depressed, kinda fucked up for a day. - You have like a migraine hangover. - Yeah, exactly.

We've talked so it's like a three-day thing. Yeah, it really is Interesting that you would have like a depression afterward because normally so that it's like if you have like a serotonin dump or something That's where you have like depression as like a hangover of that like I'm like MDMA or some shit Yeah, it's like very very very noticeable Like when I used to have a lot of panic attacks and they would always be substantially worse before and right after migraines. Oh

Really? And I didn't really notice it until like a couple years ago. I was like, man, this is weird. I can feel that I'm just really anxious after I have a migraine. This is really strange. That sounds absolutely fucking horrendous. It's kind of nice having somebody that gets it though.

- Super fun. - Harry ginger. - Harry root. - As he goes back into his Google, Harry ginger. - Health benefits of Harry ginger. - This naked guy can cure my headaches? - Technically I'm a ginger. - Mine have never been better though, I do have to say. The ginger is magnificent.

Your EDC, bro. Everyday ginger. EDC. I'm on that on my EDC. I know. He keeps in his handbag and everything, dude. Keeps that motherfucking thing on him. I keep that motherfucking thing on me. That and my everlasting gobstopper. Nice. Wait, what the? Wait, is that? Is it an actual, like, can you eat it? No, it's supposed to be the real prop from the movie Willy Wonka. You can eat anything if you're brave enough. That's true. It was 400 bucks. Harry Gingers? Are you serious? Yeah.

Like you smelled it doesn't smell like actual one. Yeah, it look I mean it looks the same. Yeah It looks kind of also like shit a little bit Now movies blah blah blah blah blah You talked about earlier your whore you do ghost hunting. I find that shit. Oh

I'm not a believer. I am personally fucking not a believer. And I've had shit happen, but I'm still, I'm like, well, it's probably like the wind and that stuff. Fuck me now. The Satan. I'm over here like, Occam's razor says I'm more likely to be retarded than this. Where's this Venn diagram? That's a good point. True. But it's hard because there is shit like that.

Yeah, I can't explain that fuck yeah, that's kind of the fun of it It's just like yeah most of it's just explainable which some of it's like maybe it could be something we had some weird shit like during Heather's thing we're even like I mean not as a believer I'm like yeah. Yeah. All right. I'm not gonna lie. I don't love that you guys went to the same place. We went to the Memorial yeah

Uh, no. It's like two hours. Oh, I don't think I've, no, I haven't gone to Yorktown. We've been to Hill House up in, uh, Mineral Wells. Yeah, he went there. The boys went to Yorktown. Yeah, the boys did. Okay. Yeah. Gotcha. And then you did, uh, you went with Sam and Colby, correct? Yeah, I've gone to lots of places with Sam and Colby, which they're awesome.

They always like their series that the big one that fucking catapult. That was insane watching that big three or four episodes. It was like, holy shit, Sav had me watch that series. The most recent one, like The Conjuring? Yeah, The Conjuring. And watching that level because it went ape shit. Yeah, that was kind of crazy. And I feel bad for them in that way because they got taken advantage of. Oh, yeah. Because they're really into it. And like when we're all together, like 90% of the stuff doesn't make it in because it's all.

whatever it's like door whatever wind or something like that but yeah these people are just like is that the like scandal that they yeah yeah they were like the knocking stuff the hammer toe yeah yeah which was used by like the old hunchbacks got the hammer toe 1800s follow me uh huh yeah that's so scary yeah no they were like really affected by that and then when all this stuff happened I was like

Shit, that sucks. Quasimodo. But, yeah. I was hoping. I was like, oh, because that first episode, you're like, holy shit, what the fuck? Because I was like, well, you can Google these dudes and know exactly anything about them. When they had the assistant or the whoever they're, the guy that travels with them, I was like, well, that's still explainable. That's what sucked. For sure. And then you started reading all the back information on them. And one of them is this daughter of...

The ghost hunter guy? Mm-hmm. So one's like, it comes from a famous ghost hunter. I know. And you're like, ah, ah. Yeah, it all added up. And then they owned up to it and they made a video and they're just like, shit, like we thought so, but it's not. And it is what it is. But they got into like all the theaters in the States and like, they were already huge, right? And they still are. Oh, yeah.

I don't know about any of this. Yeah, about the Conjuring series. They got into every theater in the state. No shit. Oh, yeah, and this is the one where they got basically scammed in it and stuff, which sucks. That's not great. I mean, yeah, and it sucks because Colby, he just beat cancer and went through all this shit. But they're doing a lot better now. Shout out to him because he didn't even talk about his cancer treatment during it, did he? Not really. He addressed it, and then for...

Like six months he was going through chemo and like all these other treatments and stuff. Which that really does go a long way as a character witness that they're not doing shit for views. No. You know? No. They really do love their crap.

Yeah, because they didn't like, oh, I got cancer, let's fucking make a cancer t-shirt or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what we would do. They made a sweater, but they put all the proceeds towards. Cancer research, which is exactly, it's so fucking good. No, they're really genuine, genuine guys. Oh, yeah. Buy the merch. Speaking of being good people and not taking advantage of disabilities and things to make money, though the running joke is it all goes to my son, right? And he's like, okay.

Autism research, we're seeing what Ryden does with it. We don't know yet. He still doesn't understand he can buy stuff. A portion of the proceeds go to autism, which means Eli. Yeah, that's a good loophole.

What do you want to spend it on we're researching you bro, we just gave him a prepaid thousand I would actually love to do this for science a prepaid thousand dollar Visa gift card and just fucking roll with it He doesn't spend it

A Roblox, which you can spend a lot of money on. You can spend a lot of money on Roblox. Roblox is sick. Did I tell you about that? Cody's story? Oh, Cody's story time. Thank you, Seth. Yeah, John's like 11, 12 years old. And I bought him some Robux, and I left my credit card on there.

And so it was on my PayPal account. I wasn't really looking at it. I was just getting donations for my streams in there. So in little increments over a year, he took five grand from me. Yeah. What? Dude was rich. High roller. He probably had an aircraft carrier. Oh, yeah. He had all those robot bitches. Those Lego bitches be like, yo. So many girlfriends. Right at the door. Right at the door.

So many 37-year-old men. The man took enough money for me to probably do a light hit on the dark web. Yeah. But that was cool. Five grand. That's so funny. Oh, it was the best because you were on. No, you were here. I got a text. And Cody was like, motherfucker. I was like, what's up? He's like, my son. I was like, what? What do you do? He's like, this dude spent five fucking grand on Roblox. First off, how?

Well, it was over a long period of time, so he called. Yeah. But then he was at your mom's house. Yeah, he was at my mom's house. Tell that conversation when you call. So I call, and he picks up the phone. He's like, hey, Dad, what's up? I go, Robux. He goes, Robux.

Throws the phone down and like runs away. Oh, that's so adorable. He wasn't just like, oh, it's like for you. He was like actively embezzling. Yeah, you can see. That's why he called. You know, fucking white collar Roblox crimes. He got bold with it. The kids will be all right, you know. Yeah. Like he's already getting into white collar crime. We've skipped that whole like trouble. That's all he calls because they get too bold. So it was like when he started, it was like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, it'll be fine. He has to know how to act.

That's a moment of pride

- Yeah, I know, I was like, that's a little impressive. - How old is he now? - He's 14 now. - 14, okay. - It's like, we joke about it. - Of course. - John is one of the sweetest kids you love. - Other than that white collar crime. - Yeah. - That's my boy.

It's not like that. It's not like roblox is a predatory site. Yeah Yeah, that's well. I mean you know when he's 18. I'm just gonna do a lawsuit against him. Yeah, get your money back Yeah, I'll be so boring you do a video about it Was he potentially across state lines when this happened I

- Oh yeah! - You get the eye! - That's a good V-I! - You got the eye! - Hell yeah! - Fuck yeah! - You vlog it! - Wire fraud, bro. - You're not even in your vlog. - G-Van, can we just turn, like, can we get the, you know, SVU logo pop up now? - Dun dun! - My next victim. - I saw you.

I don't want to spend money. I bought him, I spent like five Robux or whatever. And I was like, what hair do you want? He's like, no. I was like, what? Let's change your character. No, daddy. I was like, okay, I forgot. This is, okay, nothing changes. He will not spend any money. He plays the levels he plays and that's it. And he will play them fucking until...

And the sun stops coming out motherfucker lives his life on default yes, yeah, oh yeah, he loves bacon hair. That's all I know Because one of the other kids is like he still has bacon here Ryan's like I don't give a fuck about this shit. Oh, that's it

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You're going through an entire, like, how much money was that fuck up of this game? I mean, literally, literally 700 grand just into the air, plus an additional, like, we were led to believe that we had to ramp up production and, like, had to start building out a team. So I started hiring people and buying space and having lawyers do FDA stuff and building SOPs and, like, getting everything prepared so when the machinery and everything...

was delivered, we'd be ready to hit the ground running. So it was like leaving every single possible thing that could go wrong up to that guy, right? Like up to the contract that was signed. And like, you know, everything that we could have done, we did right. And then, yeah, it was like 736,000, I think, total for the contract.

And then an additional couple hundred grand in just paying people and rent and insurance and liability insurance and getting lawyers to do shit, paying artists to do shit, buying fucking 100,000 pounds of ingredients.

And this is while dealing with the fucking scam, which I don't think people realize when you're being let on on a business decision that you're trying to make or formulate for the future. That is a giant fucking wrench in the system. You're like, okay, here's our dates. This is when it's going to happen. I'm going to hire. I'm going to get everything processed. I'm going to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars just to get to this segment. And then they push it back further. And you're like, that's weird. Plus he's making content on top of all.

Like every single day. I was like, how the, it was crazy. That's why you DM'd him. It was before. I knew him during this whole period. She came like the week before it all happened, before we found out. This dude was like, we found a receipt. So like everything had shown up. The machinery and everything, like we knew it was legit just a few months after the contract was signed. My dad and my,

my dad and a couple of family or a couple of my employees went to Georgia to go pick this shit up. So like we knew everything was legit. Um, and it was just like, there were some red flags, but overall we had everything we needed. We found out in January, like six, seven months later, um,

that there was a receipt of the dude buying the shit from China and then lying about that and then like, you know, taking the plates off and putting his own designs over it and stuff. And that's what took him, it took him months to do that. Yeah. And he, to be fair as well, he upgraded all the motors on everything. Like he did work on the machinery. Like he actually did upgrade the machinery. That's the weirdest scam.

- But it's also, yeah, it's like-- - He just misrepresented everything. - Complete misrepresentation, I would have never signed the contract if he would have been clear on that. That's like the main point, right? Yeah, I obviously wouldn't have fucked myself over.

- Just for funsies. - Yeah, that sounds fantastic. - Yeah, and it was a very good deal, and he's a very smart guy, he had a great track record, everything was solid, and then we found out, and it was like, he sent his henchman,

Basically at the time his henchmen now I would consider a friend of mine he sent his henchmen to kind of save face and like you need to go up there to Make them not because we were starting to get like aggressive basically And I wasn't you know I wasn't like threatening lawsuits or whatever at that point It was just like what can we do to make this work and trying to build this world to make the guy more comfortable? So he'd want to send everything

And he sent this fellow Will up to Texas from Georgia. And that guy immediately realized that he had also been fucked over and scammed by his friend of like multiple years. And we kind of worked together. And I was like, did you guys even build this shit? Like, did you even fuck? Like, you're an idiot. What is wrong with you? Did you even build this? And he's like, no, we bought it. And I was like, what? Which is one of the best reactions on the... Dude, this is on...

Is that episode two or one? I think it's episode one. One. It is the most amazing. He's like, what? You get his name Will? Yeah, Will, yeah. His reaction to it. He was like, I didn't know that they didn't know. Like this whole time, he thought that we knew. I do believe him. I genuinely do believe him that he did not know that we didn't know that it was bought and imported from. It was inception on Scam. Mm-hmm.

It was crazy. It was like Will is the first dreamer, Oop is the second dreamer. Yeah. Wait, what the fuck is going on? It was really crazy. I feel like a lot of us have dealt with stuff like that in the past where it's, you know, people just assume like, oh, this is a dumb fucking YouTuber who doesn't know anything about business. This is a quick cash cow. Yeah. And they pull some dumb shit like that. It's like, no, we're all pretty independently successful business people that are here for a reason. Right.

It's like we're not literally fucking brain dead. He thought he could do it for sure. I believe he initially believed that he could get me exactly what I needed and deliver everything, fleece me, and also take as long as he wanted. I think that's like the two. I don't think from the very beginning he intended to completely scam me. Obviously, I have the machinery. I mean, it all works. It's fine. It's perfect. It works great.

Which did you bring? Yeah, it's over there on the machinery. Yeah, I brought the weight to change. It's 7500 pounds. I just want a little bite real quick. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. We throw in them sugary roofs. Yeah, he's a, he, I think that he kind of got, let the whole thing get ahead of himself and like, because I think he's a good dude as well. And I think he just made a terrible mistake.

And I know obviously he's a massive piece of shit, but it's easy to justify stuff when you're in your own little bubble. Right. Yeah. So I have like fucking YouTube ad PTSD and I was looking for like a shipping address on the label of that box just now. I know, I was like, wait, hold on. I'm just, I'm pulling out a cup of tea. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I want to eat berry. So this berry actually contains berries. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

No, see that G-Man just doesn't actually contain Ruby Grapefruit. Yeah, that's one of the things where... Oh, we had such a long discussion last night.

Like you're still learning a little bit when that's rainbows Yeah, so that's the thing it's like you you're like there's some like legal hurdles to naming things flavors There's some legal hurdles to that if it has any sort of realistic connotation like if you say fruit or berry There's got to be fruit or berries in it right so we didn't really know that and

Because I figured you know white mystery airheads what the fuck's in a white mystery airhead you know like you know fruit flavor It says natural grapefruit is there is that it's natural grape, and it's it is grape a berry and it's vegetable juice students white college students tinder profiles white mystery Yeah

So we gotta do a little bit of a, uh, our next batch of bags might have a little different naming scheme on them or something but uh Overall the product's not gonna change. Which one did you say was your favorite? Uh, I like honestly this one's fucking great. I will try that. Before it was the berry one. Holy shit bro. It's so good. Get the fuck out of here. I know. Like just, I'm a candy fiend. Yo. This stuff's so good. Yo Sam I love sour stuff. Oh me too. It's my kryptonite. It's the best sour stuff I've ever eaten. Right. Have you tried some?

Come here. No, I'm not throwing it. This is- That one's brand new. Really good. Yeah. Wow! Mm-hmm. What the fuck? I know. I do like that. Babe! Oh, you didn't want to come on camera? We, uh- She's got it over there. It's pretty wild. I mean, it's- it's like, it's good. It's cool. Oh, and you got a gun on it. Yeah. That's pretty cool. We love guns.

What? I love Unsubbed. I actually have a few. You do? I do, I have a few. But yeah, if you guys ever want a flavor for Unsubbed, if you ever want a flavor for your channel, Cody, if you ever want a flavor, Donut Operator flavor, you know, we can turn it around. We'll call it Stop Resisting. Nice. Ouch. It doesn't say berry on it. Take a pinch off your thin blue line. Oh no.

Just make it black black and then a blue stripe in the middle. Oh god. Welcome. You're welcome Cody. That's not where I thought you were going with that. No, what did you know? I was looking at the flag. I'm just trying out to say some things in front of Chris. You can say stuff. I'm just trying to save Chris's career at this point. I think it's ended already to be honest. We want that horror movie to succeed, right? Cody, drink more. I don't know man. You need more of those to make you drink.

Holy shit, bro. Wait, what was the other one? We also learned how to make candy, by the way, by accident as well. Because we paid these consultation folk, like, a

An exorbitant amount of money. I'm sure you guys are terrible. So you knew you wanted to make candy before you started? Oh yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, this is like 2019 idea. Did the consulting work or not? It kind of did. I know you guys, I'm sure you guys have had experience with consultation. It's very expensive. Consultation is incredibly expensive. And a lot of times trash. A lot of times it's fucking trash. So we got a recipe from these people who...

They knew kind of what they were doing. They sent us a product that was similar to what we wanted But I think I personally believe that they this is probably just my scam brain working but I personally believe they specifically left out aspects of the The recipe so we would have them come in person and pay them 150 bucks an hour To be on the floor to get everything rounded up. Um, so like I

It's licorice so in order to get licorice you have to have you have to have the combination of sugar and starch method gelatinize If not it gets weepy have you guys ever seen candy? That's like wet almost it like gets wet on the outside It's like kind of gets like it's a hard candy or whatever and it kind of gets wet on that's not intended You're not supposed to that's not supposed to be a thing. That's

That's water activity, and that leads to just instability and terrible shelf life. This shit will literally last forever. It'll just get dry and hard, but it will not go bad. It will not go rotten or anything like that because it's sugar and starch that has been gelatinized

In a very efficient way we had to figure out how to do that on our own by reading fucking textbooks right yeah And we wasted. I don't even know how many how many pounds of yeah, you guys made a Thousands of pounds of candy we made it was just like oh my god This is the one and then it would just weep we're like oh, and then we would weep like

I'm not gonna lie, like, that's a lot of flavor and, like, a lot of what I perceive to be sugar and sour and whatever for 130 calories. So, you know what's hilarious? I'll tell you what, Brandon. Holy shit, dude. What's crazy is that there are less calories in that bag than we have listed. Mm-hmm.

- Really? - Yes, our original recipe that we got from the consultation people, that's what that is. We put like 25% less sugar in the product. - No shit. - Which, if you wanna reference, I just wanna show, each one is 130. - Yeah. - Which, if you compare that to-- - No, that's per container. - Yeah, so it's-- - 130-- - 130-- - Per three. - Per three. - 130 three-serving chunks in each container. - Which is ridiculous. - Yeah. - If you look at your normal,

- Reference how much is a diet or a Coca-Cola, it's like 280 calories with 60 grams of sugar. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Three of those. - It just doesn't have all the BS dyes and stuff in it too. - About two of those is 90 calories. Two of those strips is about 90 calories, I believe. - And it's good.

I usually eat it in a couple sittings. I don't know. Okay, so for reference, that's 30 grams of sugar for three giant, that is one Hershey kiss. I want to reiterate, this is not paid for. They didn't pay a shit for this. I love good products. This is our natural reaction. It's also candy, by the way, too. I was about to say there's no sugar coated, but it's fucking dumb.

Show us that. I'm not a big sweet eater. Cody, you're not. And you. Yeah. Right. So.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's the thing is people are like fuck you make it Why don't you make it sugar-free because I would rather know her than fucking sucralose. Yeah, yeah, I can't be cat like candy be candy It's not terrible for you. It's not cancer-causing like I know I will lead on to that as a personal training Workout and all that shit is don't let sugar-free doesn't help you. You're spiking your glucose levels. Yeah fake

glucose levels, your body is confused now. And you're like, cool, I saved 100 calories, eat the sugar your body needs to break down, especially after working out glucose protein, that is what is need. This is what I'm going to do from now on.

I'll do one of those in a protein shake. Your boy is good. Don't use fake artificial shit. Yeah, that's what... And there's also... There's quite a few candy companies that are sort of the same where they're like, oh, this is real candy. We're not trying to pretend that we're not candy. It's not sugar-free. This is a healthier alternative. It's still fucking candy. Yeah. It's literally still just candy. It is...

I would consider it something that I would prefer to eat over most of the candy that I see. Oh yeah, easy. Just simply because it's very few ingredients and we make it ourselves, literally. Yeah, that's the thing. That's just so good, bro. I fucking hate you for this. Natural dyes too. The dyes like for the yellow, that's turmeric is in the product. And ginger! Just kidding. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. No, put ginger in the fucking product. Now I feel like part of the brand. You need to make pocket ginger flavor. You don't use face color. No, no, no, no, no. Don't do the flavor. Just sell pocket ginger on the website. Just a clump. I swear to God, that started as a joke that will sell. Oh, it definitely will. Yeah, for sure. No. Do it. The flavors are all legit. They're all natural. I don't care about that. Now you're putting just pocket ginger on the website. Just ginger root on it.

We sell root go to the store buy a root a dollar so for $20. We're letting you all know this is a scam He's gonna do it anyways to make margins cuz you support. Yeah, oh plus ginger That's me That's right

Well, you were saying it was an aphrodisiac and a... Yes. Cock enlargening. Yeah. It helps horses race. Your thick, thick candy. Exactly. Circumference. Diameter. What was the scariest moment in your ghost hunting experience that you were like, holy shit. Fuck. I'm trying to think. Have I told you?

I probably wouldn't listen. Yeah, probably not. I'm just kidding. Are you both believers? No, he's not. I'm an instigator. Like I said, fuck me in the ass. You know, if you're real, fuck me. That's what I said. We both kind of did that. We were also hammered at this super haunted place. Now they're married.

Yeah, I wouldn't say that I'm a believer particularly I would like to believe as I would like to believe in everything That's fun to believe in yeah I think you've told me of some but I can't remember why I can't remember everything that's ever happened Just like I mean lots of stuff has happened you hear noises like lights go on and off I've had like my TV turn all that kind of stuff, but it's like I

Most of the stuff that's like the creepiest is through, you know, the tech or whatever. When you're asking questions and it's so specific and you're like, what? It'll say like my grandma's name, which is like through the Alice box or something. Bernice and doesn't or like something like that. And then it'll add up.

Stuff like that is when I'm like, maybe? I think that's what you guys freaked out on was the box thingy. I was fucking with Heather a little bit because there was the one that's basically like a theremin. It's like if something gets close to the entire- Yeah, it's the REM pod. REM pod, yep. So we did it in like, we called it the retard cage because it was down in the basement that literally they would lock up like the mentally ill or whatever in this fucking cage. It was a literal fucking cage. Like a wrought iron torture cage. That's cool. So we were all in there. We're joking around.

We have this pod there in the middle and we're just like, okay, this thing works. It's sitting there alone for like, you know, 10, 15, 20 minutes. We just start instigating stuff.

Like, okay, well, if you're here with us and like touch the thing or whatever, it's like, yeah, well, that could fucking happen at any point. Yeah. If you're actually here, do it again. All right. One more time. All right. Well, I hate that. Yeah. That's the thing. And you're like, you get like uncomfortable. And with REM pod too, if you're like close to outlets or that kind of thing, then you're like, well, maybe. So we've tried it like outside and like that's worked and yeah.

The one time where I can't really, there's no explanation for it, is when Selena and I, she's the one that I ghost-hunt. She's my best friend. Selena Spooky Boots. She does a lot of haunted stuff. We heard a little girl say hello right in front of us, and we were in a massive room where nobody else was. Like, hi! And I was like, we both looked at each other, and I almost shit myself. I almost shit myself. I can't explain it. We have it on camera, so like...

It's crazy. I can't remember. That's Winchester. Have you ever shit yourself ghost hunting? No. No. Maybe peed a little bit. Okay. That's about it. When was the last time you shit yourself? We hear it on set pretty recently. It's a hard question. Yeah. We're getting down to the dirty. We don't discriminate. Taxes and shitting yourself. Go. I don't remember. We get infant in this podcast. How many taxes are you running away from exactly? Yeah.

Shit. And now she shit herself. Today. On the book.

That is those are the moments when if it happens you're just like oh Okay, well only eight more hours. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, it's weird, but I like to get scared I like that stuff. I'd like to do it with you Yeah, I would really love to take you along and to do it and you can you can do all your shit all you want I mean, I've done it before but I've never I've never not like seriously. Yeah, I've never liked but we kind of keep it light, too We don't like do it like I keep it real light. I just start looking for spirit Halloween shit. Yeah, it's like

Because, I mean, never mind. It's all right. We'll just go. No, go. Go ahead. No, we'll do it. Let's do it right now. All right.

Get the red pod. Let's call Tony. Yeah, we'll call Tony. Yeah, our driver. We hired a charter bus to take us down there so we could drink on the way. So by the time we got there, we were a little saucy and just antagonizing the ghost. It was a good time. Yeah. Apparently the main ghost people talked about there was like a grapist for like the nuns or the nurses working there or whatever. It was like Catholic hospital or some shit like that in the 50s.

And so like we went up there to the top room that was supposedly his, that they saw a lot of activity and we were just like antagonizing like, yeah, you little beta bitch. Like you couldn't go out and get me. So you just had to like, you know, do all this shit with your nurses, whatever. Like, fuck you. Now that there's dudes here, you won't say anything. Yeah. And then we thought about it later. We're like, actually, yeah, maybe. Yeah. Right. No. Yeah. I went to West Virginia State Penitentiary and did that. And yeah, okay.

that's what you're gonna say because they're all pieces of shit right yeah you antagonize that's fine fuck you but then when something happens you're like oh shit nevermind nevermind nevermind don't do that please please we wanted like the guns from supernatural and shit oh that's cool salt guns oh yeah I legitimately I'm a supernatural buff so I've got like all the guns from supernatural oh right I see nice that's awesome that's cool

I just like you brought real guns to fight ghosts. Yeah. Works. Like, ha ha, pa pa. I'm showing up to a ghost hunt, Eli. Come on. You have an orange safety vest on. He's got his tag. Deer urine. Ghost tag. From Walmart. Eau de Baphomet. Sage. Living the fucking dream.

What is your guys' favorite? And I'm going to ask all you guys this because this is a really good question for any YouTuber. It is, what is your favorite style of content to do and film? Or in the past to the present, you're like, I really like this portion. I don't do it anymore, but...

Or I still do it to this day. Cody's is cop videos. He loves them. Absolutely love. Death. The murder that I look at every day is awesome. Sick. Cool. Cody's favorite thing is like...

It's changed. Yeah. I just want to do vlogs now. Like, I got a vlog channel too, so. Yeah. I'm just tired of the police stuff. Yeah, fair enough. It's kind of taxing staring at that shit every day. Totally. I can imagine. Totally. Yeah, that's fair. It's like if every video of mine was Darwin Awards, I don't think I'd want to do YouTube. Yeah. Yeah, you got to switch it up. Yeah. That's what I do. Yeah, it's just like it's watching, you know, people shooting themselves apparently over and over again. It's like, yeah, I just...

That's a little mentally draining. Yeah, it's losing its flavor. You know, now when I watch murders, it's not as fun. It's not as funny anymore. It's like having Cool Ranch Doritos every day. You know, sometimes. First 10 minute murder vids. Hilarious. The shit hits. Number 11. Got tired. Remember when we talked about this podcast stopping people from shooting themselves? I know. Sorry. We love you all.

Positivity. We're gonna go on to that next. But still, favorite content. Go. What's yours? What's yours? Hardcore porn. When I had like my low view era. The uh...

No, no, no. I'm just kidding. OompaVille uncut. It's just him showing his penis for 10 minutes. I was gonna bring that up. My three terabytes of footage, there is footage that exists on my Dropbox of my ball sack.

Out there. Cause I was wearing this suit thing and my balls were just hanging out. I had no idea. What? What are you gonna back up? What the fuck is- What the fuck is of my ball sack? A suit thing. What? Yeah, please go on. I don't- It was like a costume type thing that I was wearing for a video. I forget exactly what it was. You need to go in more depth than a costume. I don't remember what it was. But my balls hanged. It was like a- Cause it's like I thought a suit-

- But no, a suit can. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a Halloween suit. It's not like a traditional suit, like from Big and Tall or whatever. - It's more of a birthday suit. - So you were just free balling it and like-- - Oh yeah, yeah, my balls hung out. They're pendulous, so it's easy for that to happen. - Tuck the penis upwards. - Just have balls hanging out. - I'm just stuck on pendulous being the Scrabble word of the day. - Pendulous balls.

What was it? I don't- it was like a stupid reaction video of some like memes or some shit It was like in 2020, it was a long time ago. And then she was like we can't edit this Well she sent me a close-up image of my ball sack

And I was like, whoa! Where'd you get that at? I recognize the topography. She's playing reverse Uno. Yeah, exactly. She's in the Ute Bride, the dick pic, and you're like, ha! I'm a fan! Wait, what? You leave it on red? You're like, ooh. Oh, fuck. Oh my god.

What's your favorite? Oh, uh, interviews. I like interviews. And what's your favorite style of content? Ball sack. Ball sack video. My 2020 ball sack video. You're really good at interviews. Pendulous. Yeah, I like the interviews. They're fun. Yeah, you have a, you've been doing those for how long now? Since my first one was with Andrew Tate, and that was in 2022. They're a blast. Yeah. They're fun. They're interesting.

It's just weird because it's like I never thought that anyone would want to just let me interview them. But it's like actually a popular thing. I mean, they all have like millions of views. Yeah, they look great. For you, like not having done those very much in the past, they look really, really good. I appreciate it, yeah. It's mostly just Tara, to be honest. She does a really good job cutting it all together. Getting all the shout outs, Tara. She's awesome. I don't know. I like a lot. I'm getting more into...

The traditional space now, I really like to like I really like doing sketch comedy and that kind of thing and piecing it together and writing and stuff. So I kind of want to do more of that. And I'm like, I wrote a movie and I'm going to be shooting one horror movie and stuff. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Stop for a second. I want to know more about that. That is dope as shit. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully in the next couple months we'll shoot it. It's it's like a found footage horror movie.

- Nice, cool. It sounds sick as fuck. - Yeah, I'm excited. So I really enjoy that kind of stuff. But I also don't like to deal with people in the traditional space, so I'm just gonna do it by myself with a couple other people. - The way to do it. - And I think it'll be really good. Yeah, and those are my favorite horror movies. It was really raw, but I can have a lot of fun with it.

A24 style or going back like Blair Witch. 100%. Wreck. Paranormal. Paranormal. And if you need any help on the back end stuff for VFX, it's almost like we know some people. Yeah, we know a couple of people. Corridor might dabble in it. Period. They're decent at it.

- They're decent, they fucking crushed the game, they are. But can you open, go into more, it's found footage, but is it like ghosts or can you go into much as of yet? - I don't wanna ruin it. - It's very cool. - It's not gonna be what people expect, I don't think, which I think will be really cool. - Yeah, it's unique, it's very cool. Unique in a very good way, I would say.

Was that always one of your dreams was like, hey, I want to make movies at the end? Like for like, hey, a lot of content creation until this new wave with TikTok in short form. It was I want to make films or I want to do that. Now it is. I think that's how we all started. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's just a huge film buff usually. Yeah. I mean, I was always a film buff. I didn't even know I wanted to be in the space. This was all kind of an accident for me. Really? Yeah.

awesome accident and I've tried to capitalize it on it as much as I can. I think a lot of people sitting at this table were really awesome accidents. Yeah, right? We all got lucky a little bit and then we just... And we all grew up, one thing we all have in common, very poor. Yeah. Well, yeah, so it means a lot. And it also happened like, I mean, not

I mean, not later in life, but kind of. Like a lot of people coming up right now are like, you know, 16, 17. But for me, like I worked so many jobs, had my own businesses, was a hairdresser, and then 25, and then all this stuff happened. So I never even thought of acting or doing anything like that. But I'm like, this is awesome. So I'm just going to do like these little projects or big projects now. Because I love YouTube. I love filming that stuff. And the long form is really fun.

And we'll go back to that because I have so many compliments to pay on that, like going through your footage and like yours too. It's awesome to watch and you guys already pay you enough compliments. I'll still pay them. You're amazing. We never tire of hearing it. More. More. Please. Patreon. Go to the Patreon. Go to the other, go to CK. Oh, CK.

- What? - C camera, that's the tip cam. - Is there a foot cam too? - No, no. - What's the weirdest podcast we had a random foot cam? Now we're doing that, holy shit. - That's actually really funny. - That is a fucking genius beat. - I have the ugliest feet ever. - Shaft cam, shaft cam, tip cam. - We have a fifth camera under the table just shows feet every once in a while, every 30 minutes, just like. - Just the toes right. - No, Jeevan, we're not doing that. - No socks. - Yeah, the toes are out. - I got some jeans. - Yo, them dogs are barking.

- Thank God it's not on this one. - Legitimately. - What, you don't wanna be on a feed finder? - No, my feet aren't cute. Let's talk about that. - They're pretty cute. - By all means, take the floor. - Send photos of them for me, guys. Come on, army. Let's mobilize. Yes. - They're not even behind the scenes. - Stole the words out of my mouth. - A force for good.

It's a flag with her foot on it. Just marching down the street. She won't let me see them. She wears socks during sex. I need you. I'm doing my part. Oh my god.

- What was your question? - You're ready to start on the content. - Recompose here. So a lot of your stuff, I find it interesting that you're drawn now more to long form. Again, a lot of us are. - Yeah, yeah. - But a lot of your craft has been distilling content down to shorter form, from TikTok and stuff. So has it been a challenge to take that mindset and go more to something that you want to be like, let's say an hour long? - Yeah, oh yeah, first, 'cause I started on TikTok

Blew up on there. Didn't really know why. But I enjoyed making the short form sketches. And like I love comedy and stuff. And then I was like the monetization is shit. There's none. There's Canada has. I don't make a dollar off of TikTok unless there's a brand deal. Jesus Christ. Yeah. So I was like. Yes. That is actual thing. You have to like go to the stateside in order to turn on monetization for TikTok. I mean I can't unless I was like a citizen here or something or whatever.

Maybe you can do it through whatever. I forgot. You blew up during COVID, right? I did. Yeah, 2020 is when I started just because I was a hairdresser and didn't know how to do it. Also, blow up is like a pretty, for people who don't know, like how many followers do you have on TikTok? Five? Ten? Fifty million followers.

Fuckin' shit. - Yeah, exactly. - So thank you for coming to Rangeday, 'cause then I could tell vendors we had 100 million followers. - Yeah! - Use your number as a number. - Yeah, you were half of it. - It's like, Chris is coming, right? - Blow up is just such a-- - Use me on your own, man, I don't care. - It's just such a not good, it's not a good enough word.

You nuked. Yes. When did your career nuke? Just fucking wipe out everything. It was like really... Well, it happened fast, but it was like 1,000, and then it was like 5,000, and then it was 10,000 every day, and then it was 100,000 every day, and I was like, what the fuck is going on? That's fucking insane. 100,000 in a day? But I was like, I'm...

- Yeah, it was wild. For a while there, I was like, what the? - I remember celebrating 100,000 in a year. - Yeah, dude. - But I mean, given that's YouTube, but still, that's not a small thing. - No, but that's, and YouTube's like a whole different beast. - Yeah, you're only at 10 million on that.

- You're strong, Golda. - I know. - You're weak. - I feel like a lot of people-- - You're only kicking this entire section of the table's ass combined, it's all good. - No, but I feel like YouTube is such, it's such a better platform, I don't give a shit. TikTok sucks. - It is way superior, yeah, TikTok fucking sucks. - It does, and even the audience, like my audience on YouTube is so much more loyal and everything, and I think it's, I'm so, like,

way more proud of the 10 million on YouTube than I am of the 50 million on TikTok. A lot of people don't get that either. Really blessed for that. Like, it's crazy. Like, I don't understand the numbers. That number is terrible.

You have to admit though, like on for TikTok, at least like a lot of people who are on YouTube are just really good people that found you on TikTok as well. Like there's a lot of really good people on TikTok too. Yes. Oh no, absolutely. Millions and millions. It's like a feed domain kind of thing. Yeah, exactly. You find the people on the bigger reach platform and then just feed them into what you actually want. Exactly. Yeah. And that transfer was difficult at first just because, but I feel like a lot of TikTokers didn't really utilize YouTube when they should have.

Slayed it. Watching you transfer to... We've had people on that do short form, and they're trying to cross into long form. It's tough. You were like, hey, I have the short form, but then you have the personality to carry the long form. And then the editing behind it, and it's like, okay, now I see why this individual caught on extremely fast. It's like going from short form to long form. I do think you convert. It is, they have a...

Scrolling through TikTok. We had viral people on. Who was the one guy we didn't even realize it was. He had a viral meme. Dijon. Dijon. The kid. Yes. The mustard. We had the mustard on. Really boring interview. Do you remember the. Yeah.

- I get along with you so good. - Do you remember the short thing where the guy dragging the baby doll through the gravel? - Oh yeah. - Everybody remembered that, but nobody knew it was him. - Well that's the thing, right? Not anybody can have a viral video, but viral videos are great, but then you need to capitalize on that. - If you can't convert, it's worthless. - Then it's, yeah. - Capitalize, extrapolate.

Other big words. Yeah, exactly. Monetize. Monetize. Calm down. Calm down. You already got the Scrabble word of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop. Yeah. No, but it's crazy. That's my favorite word. Oh, damn. But yeah, watching that conversion for you, because it was, it's like, hey, I got fucking 50 million. Yeah.

The sheer number of that people out there, if you want something terrifying, imagine being on a stage and then two Australia's population are staring at you, watching you perform. Yeah. Absolutely. You're like, oh, yeah.

Fuck! - Yeah. - The way I look at it is like, think about it in terms of movie theaters. If you film movie theaters, you've got like 52,000 movie theaters full of people watching you. - Yeah. - At any given point. That blows my fucking mind. - Yeah, it gives me anxiety, to be honest. - It's pretty rad, that comes with the job. - Yeah, no, I know, I know. It's crazy 'cause I was like really, I didn't post anything on social media before this. Like it was really just like a one post a year kind of on Instagram, so to just be like,

Spotlight on you constantly and not like necessarily going for that was kind of weird raise your hand if you had anxiety before an audience Yeah, oh my great well You went to war asshole. Yeah, yes D before audience. Yeah, Joe

Yeah, it's weird. It's weird to just be watched all the time. And then you're 5 mil. You're, what, 4 point? Something like that. 4 or something. 4.87. It's written down. But you're still, like, again, one of my favorite content creators to watch. Long form, just easily digestible, and it's fun, and you keep me up with any of the shows I never watched that I never wanted to watch, but now I'm like, I'm interested. Yeah.

because not in a interest not in a weird way but i think i've spent more time with you in in the shower than some of my significant others interesting i never thought holy shit you got the shower thing too yeah yeah yeah i get that i love you i got a ledge on the shower i will listen to like certain like you papa me yeah gas whatever yeah yeah interesting so when we get like time that we're not doing something else that you could just that's how i wake up in the morning that's my coffee

That's how I relax when I'm naked. I just want to stare at That's good, I just want one update where we have to watch how people view us for a day Just the worst experience every like oh sucks and

We have some of our more unhinged viewers. They're just like watering the girl in the basement down in the well, like Silence of the Lambs styles, as they're just like listening to Unsub Podcast. It rubs the lotion on his skin. No, no, no, no, no, no. It watches the clip. It watches the clip. Isn't that donut guy funny?

Like, no, no, no, no. Subscribe. That's funny. That's funny. I like that. He just opens the basement door. Hi, everyone. Hi, everyone. I feel dirty now. Buffalo Bill here.

Actually, really good segment. You're getting serial killer shit. Oh, yeah. I was just right up your alley. We love... Dude, it was on their way out. We started discussing that. And I was like, she knows. Like, swore to the guy she knows. What was the pig? Oh, Robert Pickton. Fucking the Canadian's most...

Infamous serial killer, yeah. He's killed over like 49 prostitutes and fed them to his pigs. Prolific. Prolific. You would have parties during this. Yeah. What? It was wild. I'll come out with a deep dive. You guys can watch it. I will. Holy fuck. Oh, you haven't done it yet? No, I'm actually in the middle of writing the thing for it. We're still good on recording that. That's good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool. Go check it out because it is one story that is...

Yeah, it's crazy. Terrifying. And a lot of people don't know it because it's Canadian. Yeah.

He just lived out in a fucking farm. He came from his parents were farmers from Port Coquitlam British Columbia Which is like 20 minutes from where I live so that's why it's interesting when I was in middle school They're just like this guy's from killing prostitutes Is that the guy that would stab him then hunt him in the woods? No different guy and that was in Alaska. Oh, okay Yeah, or like hunt the bow hunt them and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, that was wild. Wait, hold the fuck on his do remember what he's called what his name was? Yeah

Just kidding. He's my treasure. Just kidding. I can't speak to that. Don't sue me, Ted Nugent. The little laser from our attorney. Yeah. No.

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I'm bringing you down for that interview too. We're just going to knock it all out. Just ask all the questions in a single set. Get the other uncle Ted on the podcast. The one who didn't use the mail. How did we get him?

Well, he's dead. Yeah. I know. It's like, how would we have got him? Like, wow, that's amazing. The, I want to go more into the dude that hunted people because I don't know that fucking story. Yeah. I wish I knew his name. I can't remember his name. I can't remember his name. But it was in Alaska and he would just pick up women. A lot of, um,

Indigenous and like native women would go missing and they still do which is terrible and nobody really investigates it But anyway, he would it's actually you like a huge problem in BC and like in Alaska in that area like a job enhancing Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I was it. Oh, yeah Between 17 to 37 killed yeah 31 plus great. Yeah. Yeah, I

Yeah, between 1971 and 1983 in Alaska. Everything bad happened in the 70s and 80s, man. It's wild. But we got Star Wars.

A new hope? You're like, ooooh.

The Phantom. Like, terrible. Yeah, in the 70s and 80s is when you had this wave of serial killers. You had serial killers in the same state, in the same operating area. Oh, yeah, California. And cults and stuff, too, at the same time in the 60s and 70s. The Manson shit. Manson, Children of God, Jim Jones, all in the same area. What's the smart guy? Uh.

They're all kind of smart. Six foot eight. Oh, Kemper. Kemper. Oh, that's a serial killer, yeah. Ed Kemper. Yeah, he was wild. And he was hunting at the same time as a lot of those guys, and they were all in a little area. And he was in with the police, and nobody suspected him, but he's just this massive monster who's going around. The guy who turned himself in? Yeah, he eventually turned himself in because he just wanted the attention. Yeah.

Dude, he called the cops and they didn't believe him. 'Cause they hung out with him. He was like, "Hey, I killed my mom." He would go and drink with them and shit, right? Yup. Yup. And then he cut his mom's head off and he... What did he do with it? I have a problem imagining things. Explain it. I'll tell you later. I'm not John Lennon.

Explain it to him now. We'll tell you when you're older. Yeah, yeah. You can't know right now. It's not good. But he would do that and then the mom's friend and then he ran for like a day. Like one day. He was like, oh, fuck. No one's reporting this. Ed here. What's up? It's your boy. Ed's crazy. Yeah, I killed him.

Yes me and they were like nah It reminds me of Fight Club like the end of Fight Club almost yeah where he's like trying to turn himself in and nobody's fucking nobody's allowing him That guy that like he was like he had like the high-pitched voice Oh

- He's like the whiny bitch killer or whatever. - See, I think less people would be serial killers if we just gave him names like that. - Oh, he's the whiny bitch killer. - The night stalker. - Yeah, the Zodiac killer, he probably would've come forth if he did. - The small pee pee bandit. - That's good. - Did we just give him really terrible names? - Tiny pee pee bandit, that's funny. - The small pee pee bandit killed a good, just riding out, turning himself in. - Excuse me.

- First off, average size. - Big bitches, big bitches. - When you turn yourself in and we can investigate, you become the average pee pee bandit. - I'm the huge pee pee bandit. - It's like the wet bandits for home alone. It's like stop, we don't want this name at all.

It is good though. They should start doing that. See, we're solving problems again. What is the new content you're about to get into, Mr. Oops? I don't know about new shit. It's easy to do the same stuff. There's just a lot going on, so it's easy to, it's better, in my opinion, to continue the things that work and then try to add on to those things and not make too many drastic changes or add really anything that's entirely new.

Maybe vlogs. I would like to do more vlogs. Vlogs are fun. Do you have a vlog channel? I have a couple of extra channels. And I have one channel where I just watch random shit. And I would like to turn that into a vlog channel. That would be kind of cool. Because we just got 100 acres. So that would be cool. Oh, yeah. You can talk about that if you want.

Oh, you had the public range coming up? You're opening a public range. God, no! We bought a bunch of railroad ties. We bought 48 railroad ties. And instead of building a real range, we just took the three stacks of 12 railroad ties and put them on top of each other and then put dirt behind it because this is the easiest way to do it because we wanted to sighter our guns.

And our neighbors, they're gossiping at church. And one of them... That was the most rural Texas shit I've ever heard. They're gossiping, man. Gossiping. Down at the Baptist church. And they talked to my mom and they were like, is your son building a public range? And then she's like, what the fuck are you talking about? No, of course we're not building a public range. But that's a good idea. No. No. I'm just kidding. No. But no, I mean, yeah.

No, of course not. But we do have a range now. I just like it was a rumor that spread outside of your... You were just like...

They were like driving by like giving us a stink face because they thought I was building a public range As your couldn't cut it as an attorney don't do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's bad idea It's fair fair liability. We're not great. Yeah, it's terrifying because Firearms are amazing awesome fun times but dear God when you're like I don't know these people that are operating them and

Right next to me, like the range that we talked about, we walked around that corner because we had a very close group. We were like, okay, these people. And then you turn that corner. I was like, oh, there's a lot more people than I know. I don't know any of these people. Thankfully, a ton of those people were like industry professionals, the TACP guys that JT brought out, like people who know their way around firearms and were there for safety precautions and things or work for companies who have been doing this professionally for a decade or two.

- Yeah, we had special forces guys as our range safety officers. - Yeah, oh no, it felt super safe. - Yeah, we had the cops there, we had an ambu there, like it was-- - As stressful as it was, there was never a moment at that range day where I thought anyone was unsafe.

Would you go like that's a testament by itself because you guys had like three to four hundred people easy at that fucking range day. Yeah. And it was the most safe event because everyone was practicing weapon safety. Fucking crazy concept. I told my guys to bitch slap somebody if they had to.

I think everyone had that comment. It was like, hey, if anyone's unsafe, the moment they're unsafe, it doesn't matter who the fuck they are, they're kicked off the range. You don't joke or play with that shit. That's something I don't think a lot of people put a precedence in. You should if you're in that community. Personally, I think so. I don't care how many followers you have. Your bullets put holes in arteries like everybody else's. Bullets don't have names on them.

is like one of the best things in war it's like it doesn't matter how much training or anything else you have bullets don't have a name on it accidents happen just fucking be safe yeah props to you guys for like fucking setting that off and the next one can you discuss when that's coming about we don't give like an exact date well yeah there's a big one spring one coming up it's gonna be the biggest one the the one we just did was the biggest strange day ever

Terms of followers and then this one's gonna be twice that size you took up like two-thirds of the followers is crazy We just use your numbers It was fun without even like I mean next one holy shit Undertaker I don't know Goldberg call me Chris

- It's funny 'cause we put it on and I shot two guns at a rocket launcher all day. - I didn't shoot anything. - No, you didn't? - I didn't shoot once that day. - Okay, I don't feel that bad. - I didn't shoot a single one. - No, you didn't either. - When we lined up to shoot the Humvee, I was like, can someone give me a gun? No one would give me a gun. - I set it up. - They said don't use pistols. - What? - I was like, I don't know. - Who said that? - One of the range safety officers told me.

You are the range owner you tell them what is up? I was like there's a are some of those can I use that can I use that can I use that never only I was handing out a case to people no one handed me shit dude I walked by was like have you seen a gun anywhere? I want to shoot it to all Cody shot tears We tried to shoot the m2 at it I fired two rounds

Because the M2 was jamming with new ammo. Headspace and timing? No, no, we literally headspaced and timed it right before. It was just, like, we didn't know the ammo. Like, somebody handed us a box of, like, 8-Pit, which was fucking rad. Like, fucking 8-Pit. But we'd never shot it through this M2 before. So, yeah. M2s are finicky. It has, like, it needs ball ammo. That's it. And then you have to... So, guns, if you don't know what the .50 cal brand is, explain it. He's got an M2, right? Oh, he knows everything. Oh, you got a headspace and timing.

- Did you just fall auto? - No. - That's the only reason he came down. - We'll have a little off the camera conversation. - Thank God, this talks me good. - Yeah, everything gets worse as a machine gun. - I can imagine. - Yeah, well, like it's everything's better as a machine gun when it starts that way, but when you take a semi-auto and make it a machine gun,

They fucked up so much shit to make it a semi-auto that it's just, it's a pain in the ass. Because now it's a closed bolt platform, right? It was always, the M2 was always closed bolt. Because it's short recoil operated. Holy shit, you're right. Because yeah, you pull back and it slams forward and then you go to the chunk, chunk, chunk. Yep, because the barrel reciprocating is what actuates. Yes. Okay, now I remember. Brain activate. I haven't fired an M2 in... That's all right, I've got the tism.

This is the only thing I do. Holy shit. It has been fucking 16 years since I fired an M2. You can do it tomorrow if you want. Burn that out. I just remember I'm like screw and barrel. Unscrew two times. Look in window. Good to go. Test headspace. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boom.

You remember that, Cody? No. I didn't shoot. I was in the fucking Navy. I didn't do anything, dude. I wasn't sure. What's up? They've got M2s. Yeah, I never shot any. That was mostly on big boats. Even M2s, like infantry, it is like Mark 19s or that are two where it's a lot of people probably aren't going to know to do headspace and timing unless you're setting up a weapon system or...

doing a machine gun position and the 240 is what we run on almost everything for that shit. So 240 is pretty bad. It's a fucking dope ass gun. You just got to learn the dial thingy. I forget what that's called. The M 60, but it's a shoe box.

Yeah, I don't remember it because you have to do like courses on it. It's like, where can they feel the fire and what is the targets and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah for EIB. So incorporating this side of the table again, what was your NOS? Yeah, if you guys ever want dumb military stories, him, me, Brandon, his service, thank you. Shut up.

Which also thank you all for thinking Always been a civilian side retard I like the internet is now making you a soldier and everything Oh, yeah, no cuz like that we did the the Veterans Day episode and what was it or was it Memorial Day? That was a veterans better than say okay Memorial

Veterans Day. Yes. So, yeah, Eli attacked me by trying to pin his Purple Heart to me. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, get that away from me. Like, I've avoided all stolen valor accusations my entire career. Never was in the military. My joke is that I did a 25-year tour in Fayetteville. But that was about it. Third Cobblestone Corps. Just, I had to be around Fort Bragg my whole life, but that's about it.

You got up and like ran and we had Jack and crispy on that episode crispy has two purple hearts and

Also burnt, hence his name. And then Jack is... Jack narrowly avoided a Purple Heart. Because he got shot by friendly fire in base. Oh, damn. You've got a Purple Heart. So I was the only person there that hadn't been shot in the military, essentially. So I was being a friend and giving him my Purple Heart. Fucking asshole. I was on the internet. Fuck you so hard. And then the internet's like...

Yes. Yes. Let's take Brandon's photo and Photoshop it across everything and start putting it up on the internet. A couple of them made me laugh. Dude, there were like some gold, like actual shout out to the Reddit community for making that like gold. Some of you can meme. Some of you cannot though. And it hurts. It hurts my head.

Do you have a Reddit? Like a subreddit? Probably. Oh god. I do, I do. Okay, yeah. I'm pretty anti-Reddit. Same. I don't like Reddit. Same. It's a very negative place. That's what, like mine is, every time I go on there, I'm like, okay, this is not bad. And then I'll see someone post some shit that gets flagged and I'm like, I'm not associated with this at all. That's why I love not having my own subreddit. I let somebody else handle that and I'll just kind of like work. For sure. Yeah.

How's it like? What's the most negative experience? Our Reddit. And shout out to. What's the hardest you've ever been bullied on? Because Reddit. It goes hard. Like we are very blessed with the Unsobreddit. They started on their own and they do a fantastic job. And it is so much positivity. Oh, yeah. In such a weird way. Like a very weird way. You're like, God, these guys are good humans. Like type in their little stories. Like, hey, still fucked up at times. What are your guys' like?

I have a lot of uh, I have a lot of anti-semites in my community. Seems like. And racists. But like- It's probably the mullet. He's not, by the way. I'm not an anti-semite. I'm a racist person. He's not. Just to be clear. Your PR rep is doing an amazing job. Thank you. I've been to the Shenandoah Valley. I am surrounded by racists and anti-semites and I don't know why.

Uh, no, it's like, it's just- Chris is like, "He loves Jews!" It's just like memes and things that are posted, I think it's by like maybe children. Yeah. Or like just learning about edgy stuff, 'cause it's not even like funny, really. Uh, it's just really offensive. They haven't learned to make it funny yet.

- Exactly, yeah. It's like not even, it still needs to be deleted obviously, 'cause of Reddit, it's against the rules. But like, I don't know, they're very nice to me, they like me a lot.

For some reason but the main thing would just be like people taking things that I've said and then blowing it out of proportion or like putting a spin on it that it was not intended to Make me look there's like a whole subset of people who just think that I'm things that I'm not yeah Which is unfortunate, which I'm sure that affects all of you guys. Yeah, that's creators. Yeah, I

I see a lot of people. I mean, for both of you guys, I've got, I have like, I have friends. I'm too small. I have friends that, that like didn't know that I was friends with you guys. And then when they found out, they just haven't talked to me since. We've discussed this whole shit. We've discussed this. We've talked about this on the podcast. Cody. Friends, by the way.

Yeah, I don't know what I what I do wrong. It's you mainly Wait you don't think all cops are bastards yeah, right Oh God

No, we've talked to several people who are like, yeah, they don't want to talk to you anymore or they don't want to be your friend. I just don't understand it. Like, I just don't get it. It's a lot of, like, the L.A. crowd and stuff like that because there's friends of ours that we have that are kind of in with those communities and they just, they tell us flat out, they're like, yeah, these people, like, they don't want us to associate with you because basically you don't buy into all the Hollywood whatever, like, whatever those guys are. Yeah. Whatever Kool-Aid they're drinking that week. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, there's a lot of people. I mean, I just don't associate with them at all anyways. So yeah, I'm here in Texas. It's crazy when you have like individuals that you hear it was like, oh, you hang out with that person without knowing that person's background or how they are as a human. And it completely disassociating because I will say, hands down.

Like just met you. We've talked, but like personally, this is like the longest we've actually met face to face. But these guys, these are some of the best humans I have ever met. Period. Hands down. It's like we all have our flaws, but at the end of the day, we're

the most positive humans possible across the board. I'm like, hey, these are the friends I want. Everyone lifts themselves up. There is no judgment in this circle, which is the most dope thing I've ever experienced. Everyone's like, oh, fuck yeah, Cody, just positivity. Again, he just wants to usually go out and drink mimosas. Now you're fucking just drinking caffeine, raw dog in life and being bored. It means a lot of videos are coming up this month. You're like, straight up calling me an alcoholic in front of everybody.

Not at all. You've done really good. I fucking, the last two months, you've been just focusing on working out. Everyone in the comment section was like, Cody's getting jacked, like fucking super jacked. But you're like focused on work, your kid, fantastic father, your awesome friend. It's just truly awesome to be around individuals like you. Brandon, fucking jacked.

Your dumb ass signed up for a pro fight five weeks before and text me like, I got a profile. I was like, dope. Like, was it 13 fucking 15 weeks out? And you're like five weeks. I was like, if I lose this election, we're doing another one. Yeah. Yeah. Or do one with it. But then I have my time occupied with some things. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see. But still, it's it's that you still are like, I did this. I'm and then I was like, hey, buddy, you got to come over and train.

And then you just signed up immediately. You're like, okay, hey, his worth ethic took over and he just fucking trained every single goddamn day. Tell me how many days a week we need to do this. Like two, three, you're like six, seven. We're like, all right, down. He signed up for a pro fight, never fighting a day in your life pretty much other than like street fights, random scratch. And then my fighter got replaced. My opponent got replaced by a guy who was

taller than me fucking heavier than me had seven inches more reach everything like that and i still ended up winning which like shout out to james he's fucking awesome yeah james awesome champion for taking the fight on like a couple weeks notice and then showing up you signed up and did the entire thing which is awesome and shows your dedication to whatever craft it is you two which like you're coming from 2020 blowing up and then

not becoming a piece of shit, which happens. It does. Fucking so quickly. Not a piece of shit. Not yet. I'm just waiting for you to go punch people and have a bodyguard.

The Christmas card from the On Sub podcast. Thanks for not being a piece of shit. Put that on the thumbnail. No, it's, yeah, I have a really small circle because of that, I think, because I feel like a lot of people, there's a lot of egos in this business. Oh, yeah, dude. It's crazy. Dude, gravitating towards individuals like you, where it is just down-to-earth people that came from

struggling through your past and now you are where you are and it's not going to your head you're like cool I want to help people now absolutely you push your I mean you push everything which is fucking dope yeah and you're like hey again Cody being the light of my life right now communicate Cody's like he loves Doug brand is just like a hard-working business mindset fucking love it yeah

he's all that i dude i i'll never get tired of my talks with my boy oompa on text where it's just the easiest combos and it is the hard work you put into it you're like hey even with your trials and tribulations of getting sour boys started you didn't give a fuck you're like not this has to happen no matter what i'm gonna make a dock on the side but i'm gonna make sure it's crazy fucking works and you made it successful as shit yeah

- No, watching him go through that, like that's, this is, I like fell in love with him through that whole period of time. - That's like a side quest that is bigger than most people's main quest. - Yeah, it was like we've known each other now for just over a year and it was like, I watched it, it was like I knew him for a couple months and then all the scam shit happened and then I didn't see him for a couple months 'cause he was just like,

dealing with all that but it was like watching him like just stay so level-headed and just like I'm gonna yeah he's a true grinder like most sigma most people no but truly like most people would shut down and quit and like because I can't even imagine like losing you know million dollars and all that and he's just like no I'll work it out like I'll I'll make and I was like what the

And that's when you were like, I'm going to DM him. I was already, we were talking like every day. And that's when we discussed and you were like, I don't know what to do. I got numbers. No, but I was already talking to him through this. So I was like watching him go through all of this. And then, yeah, it was crazy. It's just very admirable. It's crazy. And then watching him succeed is really cool.

I think that's why a lot of people in this group and people that we're affiliated with, it's a testament to the fact that people who are genuinely good people who have a work ethic will find each other no matter what. No matter where you are in the political aisle, whatever. These kind of people are just kind of attracted to each other. I'm going to steal some of the candy you've spilled on the table. It's so fucking good. Last question going into this. What is your guys' favorite style of movies to watch? Horror. Horror.

- Never saw that coming. - Cody, what's yours? I'm asking everyone. - Yeah, dramas, mostly. - Dramas? - Yeah. - I like comedy, drama, or action. I like a lot of movies. - Dude, I'm a movie guy. - Action, comedy, and sci-fi. Those are like my two bread and butters. - What's like a definition of drama? Like all quiet on the Western front? - I guess more action drama. - Yeah, like Time to Kill, stuff like that. Some more action dramas type stuff. - Yeah, yeah. - Cool. - That's cool. - Is that your peak?

- Yeah, I think so. - Or just like Quentin Tarantino. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Cody, what is your favorite? I'm be babbling on Cody, bro. - What's your favorite movie, Cody? - I don't know, I don't know, man. - Cody the fucking-- - Cody, if you had to drop two in your top 10. - Fight Club, not for the gratuitous violence, but because it's an actual cool fucking story.

He's one of the best book writers. Chuck. Chuck. Yeah, the weirdest last name. I don't know how to say his fucking name. Falonakis. Yeah. Something like that. It's not that. Huh? Oh, no, it's close. It's like Polish almost. It's weird, yeah. Probably Django. She just said Tarantino, so Django. Definitely because they fight racism in it. The Django. Yes. Yeah. But no, it's just one of the best dramas. It is good. Action dramas. Oh, just the music, the cinematography, the cast. The music's so good. Everything.

Everything is so good. Tarantino is god tier when it comes to writing scripts and also one of my favorite directors because the actors are not allowed to deviate from the script. Oh, yeah. Period. So you have different directors. They're like, here's the lines. You can modify it slightly versus Jonah Hill when he went on Tarantino's set.

Jonah Hill's not very... What Tarantino movie? Oh, was it Django? Mm-hmm. Oh, no shit. Django? Yeah. Oh, The Mask. The Mask. Yeah. Well, the mask, we can all agree. We can all agree. Good idea. His wife worked really hard on it. So good. That's like one of the best... My wife spent hours on these. I can't see...

best scene it's so good so when he did that scene because he worked with scorsese and then tarantino and jonah hill will talk about scorsese he's like a love worker with scorsese because he can modify my lines tarantino he's like what the fuck did i write uh i gotta say it like that okay here we go tarantino has high level autism and he loves black people and feet yes oh yeah that's

Tarantino in a nutshell. - He's a foot fetish if you don't know why one of his famous shots are always feet in a film. - Every single film. - I'm a filmy. - Oh, I love listening to him talk about films.

I love it when he's on a podcast or an interview setting with just like four other black people and he tries to be black. It's one of my favorite things. It takes over. Oh, it's hilarious. If you haven't watched him with an all black cast and how he talks completely shifts because he grew up. If you haven't read or listened to his audio book, listen to it. It's fucking phenomenal. He does the first chapter or two chapters. Someone else takes over, but it is about his childhood and listen is his mom, uh,

would date different people in Los Angeles. And, uh, one of the first dudes she dated was a black dude. And he started taking him to black split exploitation films, black sport, black exploitation. Yeah. And that's where he fell in love with that film style. And that's how it grew to where it is. And he's like, man, I fucking love this style of filmmaking. Um,

how the audience roar and laugh together. He's like, that is what got me into filmmaking and then working for that. And the desire to, you know, take shots off of women's feet and say the N word. Yes. And that, that also, he's like, this is my people. I fucking need to make films wrapped around this.

Cody, have you read, like listened or watched any of this? No, I didn't know that was his origin story. Oh, dude. That is pretty cool. It's fucking dope. He didn't come from any background. It was, he worked at a rental. Yeah, he worked at a movie store. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And came from that. It's really cool. Dude, watching so many movies, you are that level. I'm so fixated on it. Isn't he on his last film? Reservoir. Yeah, he is. This is his last one. Have they said what it is yet? No.

SpongeBob escape from bikini What will happen this time Favorite ones films. Oh my god. Dude. I don't know Favorite films probably I wolf of Wall Street Martin Scorsese's a big I'm a big fan of him Wolf of Wall Street's probably one of my favorite movies. I got a lot of favorite movies, man I'm a film buff. You're a lover. Yeah. Yeah

how we all got into this game a little bit. We all grew up watching movies. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Do you got to be a special kind of retarded to want to get in front of a camera in the first place? Yeah, that's true too. Mine was pure comedy. That's all I wanted to do. Yeah. I used to just like do, I watched the Jim Carrey's Unnatural Act when I was a child and he does this like the,

He did the Jack Nicholson, the Grinch face thing with the eyebrows and all that shit. The thing you just did? I did that to my dad. We were watching it when I was a child on the VHS and I looked at my dad and he was like, how are you doing that? And I immediately knew then that I was like, okay, I need to continue to make my dad laugh because he's fucking funny as shit. He's by far funnier than I am.

and like his just comedic sort of Inspiration is just like through every like you know cell of my entire being that's why I wanted to do YouTube stuff It's awesome. Have you done stand-up? Do you have any interest in I feel like the means to an end would probably maybe one day but currently I'm more focused on just like creating

Stability, I guess, like through business and things like that. I guess refining that question, would you be interested, not as a career path or anything, but like would you be interested in trying it? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. You'd be good at it. Dude, our friend Jared Taylor, one of the Black Rifle founders,

he does a comedy show a couple times a month and he gets all the people from the comedy mothership to come down from Austin. Oh, that's cool. So like if you ever wanted to do a 10 minute set, they just let amateurs and anyone go up there and just have fun. We all want to try it. We all want to do one bit where like we just go up to Jared's and do like, or like a bigger show, like even comedy mothership or something.

And do like, okay, a real comic, one of us. A real comic, one of us. That'd be funny. And just see how we fucking do in front of a live audience. That's terror to me. Yeah. Same. I'm going to shut down. Yeah, I would definitely. I think I would shut down as well. I'd be like. It ain't great. I can't imagine it. I feel like it'd be terrible. That's why I just like the whole YouTube thing is like a cool sort of middling ground where it's just I can be funny. It's more controlled. Yeah, enjoy myself. I don't have to write.

- Yeah. - That's why I joke around, I'm like, I'm a comedian with an editor. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, for sure. - There's a real thing to that. - Yeah, of course. - Yeah, camera punch-ins, but it's learning the comedic beats and then the editing beats with it. - 'Cause comedy, if you don't realize this,

Horror genre is the easiest to do film wise. Yeah. The hardest to do is comedy. Learning beats, learning how to do that because you're editing yourself in real time. Yeah. That's why it's so hard to find an editor because they actually need to be funny.

You cannot teach that. No, you can't. You gotta be rhythmic as well. Oh yeah, absolutely. And then learning how to do that on the fly and then being like, I'm going to tell this joke. Best way to do this, because a lot of people think it's the easiest thing. I got a good, you should do this. Yeah, I got an idea. Oh God, yeah. Film it. Check this out. Film it and send it to your family. See if it just is left on red. Yeah. It means fucking terrible. Follow me around for a day, little guy. I get that a lot. Yeah.

It is. I got a good video idea for you. You want to see some cowboy shit? Not really. To be honest. Holy shit. The vegan teacher. Fuck, dude.

My guys watch her vegan teacher video Did you bring up the Crayola crayons? No, I did did you interview her did I know you? Did it register because she's pointing that shit out and you're like wait Crayola wait crayon She's using non-vegan products

She's a provocateur pure. Yeah, she has no logical ground you need to watch his interview interviews with her They're so funny and she didn't know that we were talking to each other at that point. We were like dating it It was pretty funny. She's just talking. She hates me. Yeah, I was like, holy I was texting you while I was happy she was if he was like sending me photos I think I saw your video on that. Yeah, at least the first app. Yeah, she's interesting Come down for a range day

Cody, this is a person that was- Yeah.

Let's bring her as long as you guys are like not at the same berm. Yeah. Oh, she's watching Chris's video and you were just eating. I was taste testing snacks from around the world that might. Scottish versus American or something like that. Something like that. Nothing to do with veganism. So this is very normal content. Just a whatever video. So she's like, let's hear those vegan recipes or ingredients. Every snack.

She's like, talk about the ingredients, Chris. Chris. Fail, Chris. Yeah. You failed. I failed you. You failed us all. Yeah. And-

Chris is like, this isn't a vegan episode. Like he said, she's a provocateur. She's a provocateur. She's just using her image. Yeah, I think she has a true disconnect between the real world and the online world. And she just sees the internet as a vehicle to provoke the thing that she believes in, which is veganism. I think she is probably a good person in real life. Genuinely. I do believe that. Yeah, I mean, you met her. Yeah. Like, yeah.

I don't have an issue with that. Wait, hold the fuck on. I interviewed her in person. That's completely different. He flew her down to Texas. I was like, are you crazy? We also shot guns together. You did? Yeah. Which is crazy. We had RSOs.

Hands on the weapons ready to go. That is your holding their hands like okay. Yeah, it was a little freaky. We just had our titanic moment there. Yeah. No she's crazy. But I don't care like you can be vegan. I don't care. That's what my whole thing is. She's just like you could like you're a terrible person. She just made me like vegan sauce. I just care. I know. In general. I don't care if you're a vegan. I just care if you're an asshole. Unfortunately that Venn diagram is a circle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I like CrossFit vegan meat. Talk about it's in the middle. I think the problem is that the people who become vegan, some of them, it's just virtue points, right? Anything where you can just gain enlightenment by just making a decision that anyone can make, I feel like it's just fucking nonsense. It requires not a lot of discipline. Zero discipline. You can get fucking vegan chicken, bro. Yeah.

That's zero discipline. That's zero discipline. You don't have to change anything. Literally. You just have to get slightly used to food tasting worse. Yeah, pretty much. Like, I have a lot of respect for, like, those super whole foods vegan people. Yeah. I have a lot of respect for that. Yeah. Just because that is, like, requires a lot of discipline. Like, don't bully people to do it. And honestly, the healthiest diet in the world is probably whole foods vegan with fucking eight ounces of ribeye every single day.

Yeah. Yeah. But the catch 22 is the. You got an eight pack of that. Yeah. Fucking jack. That was some of my best fucking news I ever got is I do a lot of blood testing and stuff like that. And so like my, my doctor got my results back and he was just like, yeah, do you eat enough red meat? Like,

Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. It's all I eat. I'm not. I'll change it. This is the best day of my life. You're low on iron. Fucking dope. Yeah. Do you have any bad readings? How old are you? 28. 28? Okay. Yeah.

- The lead, just a little bit. - Yeah, the lead, no, legitimately. So I saw my lead levels, 'cause obviously what we do and whatnot. I'm like, okay, so all right. I got my lead tested actually when I did the fight stuff, 'cause I got my blood drawn and whatnot. 'Cause I was curious, 'cause a couple of my friends have had issues with it. And it was something like nine point something. I'm like, all right, that's a pretty low number, but it was still red. It was highlighted red, so I'm like, okay, I Googled it. That's like three times toxic.

It's like, oh, fuck. But, I mean, we don't shoot that much, but, I mean, it's not just from, like, us going to range days and stuff. It's because this asshole shot, what, 10,000 rounds in one day? Well, that was one of the days. I shoot, like, 100,000, 200,000 rounds a year. Yeah. So, like, that's not a little. Jesus, fuck. That's crazy. Sounds like fun. I want to start coming down more. Yeah. Come on down, dude. Just make sure you use my new lead wipes that I bought. Like prescribing your lead wipes.

- Yeah, literally, you can just buy lead wipes. Now when I'm done with range days, I'll wipe down stuff like that. 'Cause heavy metals are not good for you. - No, for sure not. - They don't put it in paint anymore. - Or makeup, when they used to do lead makeup. - It's just going all in here. - We put it in Sour Boys. - Delicious. - Leadberry.

You can't say berry. It's just lead. It's lead berry. You've never had lead berry? I used to, uh, the weight- The bag is bulging out the bottom because it's just fucking weights dude. You know those like little fishing weights that you can clamp down on a- Oh yeah. I used to like chew on those when I was a kid. Oh. Yeah.

I'm- I gotta have- Where did the oxygen come from? Yes sir! I got um, I got uh, my blood test done and I had all my heavy metal stuff. I was- that was solid. Really? Nice. Yeah, I'm very glad about that. I don't- yeah. I was surprised. My- everything but my A1c uh, was a little bit high, but that was because I was drinking a Dr. Pepper when they took my blood. Yeah.

They were like, have you eaten? I was like, yeah, I don't fucking care about the A1C shit. I'm healthy. I think I'm good. Yeah. I have my appointment in two weeks for the VA because I got the phone call. You still go to the VA? Yeah, for some stuff because they were like, Mr. Cuevas, this is last month. They were like, have you been exposed to burn pits? I was like, yeah.

Yeah. Like, do you have proof of the burn pits? So the article the New York Times put out, that's my unit. That's actually my buddy in the second platoon that is on the front of that image in front of the burn pit doing this. I was like, so you can't deny me that I was not near burn pits. Like, we'll get you scheduled this month. So in two weeks, I have to go in for all my burn pit.

Fun stuff. Yeah, it's fucking fantastic times. Yay, military! At least the VA is not service-related. Oh, I know. That's what they were trying to get out of. Those were recreational burn pits. You were just huffing that shit on your fun side. Your own leave, your own deployment. Just creating burn pits. You were doing that on your fun side. We know you were doing that. Like, fuck, fuck.

We're going to close this out with one just positive story from everyone of like, hey, like all everyone at this table thankfully came from poor. I love that you all came from mediocrity and poor.

Cause he did. Anyway, y'all motherfuckers are broke. We're all going to now build up. It is. It's still, I think a lot of people relate to that and it gives them hope because it is, or not hope, whatever you want to say it is, it is coming from that low income or anything like that. And then being able to be like, Hey, there is something possible in the future. As long as can come spontaneously, it can come through hard work and just like time and,

Can come through comedy and then trials and tribulations. It is something that can, can, can happen. But for like, starting at you, when would you're like, Hey, yeah, this sucks. I went through even through your, um, like this trials and tribulations where you're like, no, I just got to dig deep and then push on. What are your, like, what is one story? You're like, yeah, it's fucking, it sucked. I had to suck it up and then push through that at the end of the day. And then now, Hey, it's fucking working.

Like what is one of your hero stories? I feel like the main one obviously is just the candy shit. Cause it's just, I don't know when that was all happening. I didn't never, I never thought about it from the perspective of a story. Uh, and when it happened, like when we released the video that the video came out like seven months after it happened, after we found out. So we were just like sitting on it for a long time. And then people were, I talked to coffee Zilla. He gave, he was like, dude, that's incredible. You should figure out a way to make that into a story. Um, so that's probably the biggest one.

But just in general, I mean, making videos and like having the opportunity to do that and just seeing like people enjoy something that you're making is just like the first video you make that does well. It's just it's crazy. It's like mind boggling that people are interested, especially in what like my first videos were fucking ass. My first video I posted in 2010 when I was like a 12 year old boy.

Yeah. Era 13, 2013. Holy shit. Baby. 2010. They were so cute. They're really bad. They were like tutorials. They're still up on your main channel. Yeah. I made it public. I made it public. I had it privated out of just embarrassment for a long time. How to mod Borderlands on Xbox 360. Shit, you know that. It's so cute. He's like, hey guys, this is how you know that. All right, you guys. Yeah. I was a little child when I started all this stuff. He's been a hard worker.

Yeah. And like my parents both have really tough jobs, especially when I was a kid. My dad's a farrier. And I was as well. I was an apprentice under him for a long time. A what? Farrier. Put shoes on horses.

Did not. I thought he wrote both. I thought he buried both. No. I'm so stupid. I was like, oh, his dad in Virginia was. Yeah, like racehorses and stuff. Larry. Back to you. And that was interesting seeing them just like work and stuff. That we talked about last night. I got, I got, I get razzed a little bit because I don't fly on planes.

But my parents have when I was a kid that was like alien because it is they just couldn't afford it Like you had to drive everywhere. Mm-hmm. So it's like Yeah, I think it's just cool to be able to do something Obviously the YouTube thing is just I mean, I I don't I don't chalk as much of it up to like I'd say it's 90% luck and then just

Somewhere in the 5% to 10% skill and hard work, I would say. Truly luck. That's what I think that it is, to just be able to wake up and make the decision to do it every single day. I'd say maybe in the beginning. Yeah. In the beginning, maybe. Now it's just Sigma grind set. To get your first viral video or let's say video that does well. Maybe it's like 75%, 90% work.

But after that, like there's a clear divide in content creators who have done their first viral video versus those who succeed over the long term. Yeah, it's work now. We know what to do now. But like in the beginning, it just felt so like just such a just gift thing.

Yeah. From God, literally. But you also put in the work with that because you would see, you talked about earlier, like, hey, they started doing 20,000 views a video and you're like, no, something has to change. I'm going to put in that effort. And that is the main message is it's still going to be work at the end of the day. It is not just fun times. It is, hey, this is failing. Why is it failing? How do I modify that? For me, it was tits in the thumbnail. Yeah.

Just kidding. That's all a trick. I remember that was like the 2009 meta on YouTube. Like, oh my God. Yeah. No, I don't know. Yeah. It's definitely, I mean, I'm sure all of you guys can relate to that. You know, luck, a lot of luck. Yeah. And then the word, I do preface because it is how much, how many videos did you do before views actually happened?

Before like an amount of views where I could sustain the money. Yeah Probably 400. This is like I love you say luck with I know 400 videos When we say this it is this dude took 400 videos while doing other shit in life Yeah to get there. I would rather make 400 videos than work a week as a farrier. I

Done. That's fucking hard. That's hard shit. Taking people back. I always say luck is just, I kind of resent the term luck a little bit in a lot of the ways that people use it. Because like a lot of it is, you know, actual skill and things. But a lot of it is just the ability to recognize opportunity, I think, and capitalize on it. Mm-hmm.

Because it's like, okay, there's a lot of people who could be doing what we're doing. They just, they saw the opportunity to make a video about X or whatever. And they, you know, had the resources, had whatever, but,

They just didn't. - Yeah, I think I would speak to that. In terms of luck, what I'm saying is there's so many things that have been like stars aligning moments specifically for me, like my parents showing me the right things. - Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. - And me being raised in just, 80% of what I have now is just a result of me having the parents that I have and just things I have no control over whatsoever.

So now it's like it's my in my control. It's not going to stop now. I have like I'm confident I have stability now. And you know, it's like confidence, stability and then the work ethic because it doesn't matter. I think everyone at the table, no matter how big you get, it's not like I made it. I get to take a break. Yeah, I know. Everyone is still driven as fuck to the point was like, cool, let's

What's the next step on this plateau? Because right now I don't feel like I'm doing enough. That's for me personally. I think all the guys here. I never feel like I'm doing enough. No. You feel like a piece of shit. It sucks. I have a problem where I don't attribute things that happen to things that I'm doing actively. It's just like, what am I? It's just momentum and just weird. It's strange. It's a weird world. Yeah.

As unhealthy as that is, it's useful. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Especially for him. He's like, okay, I made a whole candy company. Now I'm going to make a video game. Can I say that? Shit, no? You can, yeah. Wait, hold on. Go on. Hold on. Sorry. Do you not want to say anything? Can we just?

Say yeah, we just say that maybe okay. Yeah, you can say this Oh, I posted on I posted something on Instagram about anyway. He just keeps making more companies And just being a badass and then I'm over here just like I'm not doing it So I'm just like I'll invest in your cup It's almost like it's really beneficial to be around people. Oh, it makes you feel like a piece of shit. Yeah Yeah, that's this whole fire you and I hate you

I wanted to sleep in today. God damn it. No, no, it's great. It's great to be around people that push you. Oh, it's so motivating. Yeah, it's to motivate you. It's great. You connect because I cannot connect with people. It's like, I'm going to just watch.

the football game today. Like that's it? All day? Dude. All day? That is... Oh my God. Yeah. I've come to the resounding conclusion moving from the place we were living at to the new place, I haven't had as much of an interest to be on my computer. So like when it gets dark and there's nothing to do outside...

what the fuck am I supposed to do? Yeah. Like, and it was on the Christmas break. I wasn't recording or anything. I was way ahead. I was like, what am I supposed to do? Do meth or something? Yeah. I get it now. I understand why people do crazy shit. Because like, what else?

That was almost a motivation. No, but it's true. You need to like be a busybody and stuff. Same for you. What was your like, hey, you broke out in like 2020. The nuke went off. You fucking blew up to 50 million subs in three days. Science. Science.

It wasn't three days. It was over a period of time. But you went from like, hey, I'm doing short form. I got this on lock. I'm doing this. Now I'm going to add characters. I'll add voices. I'll add all this. And now I'm doing long form in one year, essentially. And... It was weird to navigate because I'm from like a little farm town in Canada. Like nobody around me does that. And I was too scared to ask anybody for anything. So I was just kind of figuring out myself. Yeah.

But I think mine was like right before all that happened because I was going through like some rough shit. And I was like on my deathbed in the hospital like three months before that, which is crazy. If you want to, you can talk about that because that's the stuff I think will motivate people. It's as we always talk about on Onscript, it's it's it.

The lows for people are different. You're going to have different lows across the board and then you can recover from those lows. There is never a bottom where you're like, this is the time that's just, it will never get better. It's like, no, no, trust others. It can go fucking way worse and you can still pull yourself out of that. Yeah, it's not linear. No, exactly. Like depression and all that stuff since I was really young, but I went through like,

you know, eating disorders and all that kind of stuff. And that's why I was like in the hospital and everything. But you talk about it too. No, I do. And I'm really transparent about it because, because a lot of people are going through that as well. And it's just like, like, I don't want to promise anybody that like, you're going to be a YouTuber with this and this, if this happens, like, and that's where I think the luck thing comes in. But like I, you know, got better and well recovering or whatever. And I work hard at what I do and I,

like apply myself and I think that's important but it's like it's this

Like I'm not like this all the time. Which I feel like a piece of shit saying that when I'm in this position. - No, but there's a difference between saying like, you'll get where I'm at. You'll be exactly like me versus hey look, this is what I went through, you can manage it. - That's the thing, that's the thing. And like I was at some of the happiest points in my life when I was like a hairdresser in my parents' basement suite and then there was Lowe's and then it was just like, there's been different periods in my life where I wasn't necessarily making like the money I do or having the success that I do where I was

happy and not happy. So it's just, yeah, it's just, um, it's, it's not, it's, it's a very short period of time usually when you're in those like low points. And that's what I kind of have to keep repeating. But it makes, it makes those high points so much more amazing. You're just so much more grateful. And like, you're like, Oh fuck. If I, you know, if I did that there, I wouldn't be where I am today.

And you don't have a frame of reference if you didn't eat shit for a while. Exactly. You gotta eat shit. You do. You do. And it makes it more relatable to the people that are on the downturn of their life. It's like, ah, man, you're not going through what I'm going through. Versus it's like, hey, I've had these list of issues. What I did was therapy work through it. Mental health is something super important. How do we through it though?

And what made you the most happy maybe was like, hey, working on it. And then the success I found through it.

Working on it. It wasn't you're like I was depressed as fuck. Yeah, and this came to exist Yeah, it was hate and it was like good and bad at the same time like I was like still not great and then I blew up and so everybody's watching me and I'm like, oh no I have to be like stressful I have to be happy all the time and then there was a really low point there when I was pretending to be happy and then I was like listen guys and I made like my own like a 10th YouTube video I was like I'm sad

And I was like, this is where I came from and this is this. I'm really sorry if I can't be like this fucking light that you need to be. But then I didn't know what to expect, but people were like,

They supported you through that. And that's the most amazing thing is like having the balls or vagina to put that on the internet where you're like, Hey, that big clit energy. Yeah. For sure. And then putting it on the internet. Cause it is something.

vulnerable yeah for like hey i'm not happy uh just so you all know yes yeah this stuff fucking fantastic yes i am still working on my past yeah and the trials and tribulations i went through to get where i'm at this is fucking dope though love it hoping i know still gotta work on the past i never want to come off as ungrateful because i'm not because i did come from nothing and it's just like i pinch myself every day which i'm sure all of us do but um

- Yeah, I'd say that's mine. It's just like, I would never think three years ago that this is where I'd be. - No, but thank you for also like doing, talking about therapy, talking about mental health and all those important things. 'Cause again, it doesn't matter what you've went through through your life, therapy fucking fantastic thing at the end of the day, you'll learn so much about yourself.

Cody, you're like, one of my favorite things about you is you are still as positive as you are. And you can talk about your first days on the cop, dude. Like your bad days as a police officer, fucking terrible. Dead babies. Yeah. Like literally that is, and that is one of his first experiences as a, it's like, and that is what, why you don't like, you're not like, man, I can't wait to do fucking cop content. Yeah. Yeah.

No, it got me where I am now. So I'm not going to quit on my audience completely. I got to keep doing it. Got to keep that grind up.

But the key to success is you rescue a cat, right? From under a dumpster and you can put on Good Morning America. That was my initial boost of subscribers. Really? I love this show. I love Tony. I didn't know until like fucking a year or two into knowing Tony. This is my favorite story. I just started a YouTube channel. Because I wanted to be a YouTuber. I was like, fuck this police stuff. I'm seeing too many dead babies. So I started playing Minecraft.

So I was a Minecraft YouTuber and I had like 500 subscribers. I was doing well. Sick. And I found a kitten in like a rainstorm underneath a dumpster and I put it on my shoulder and took a picture and then like it went viral. And it was on Good Morning America and all these other places and it shot me up to like 8,000, 9,000 subs. That's awesome. So that's how I got my first initial views. That's so cool. And then I started talking about people getting shot and people like that way more. Right.

That was the litter. I love your break. First off, what's that kitty's name? Squirt. Is he still with you? The Mexican lady next door stole him. What? Not literally, but he won't come home anymore. I don't know what she's feeding him. Dude, Squirt, he first ran Kitty Fight Club.

He ran a kitty fight club. This cat has trisoma 21. Definitely has Down syndrome because the cat eyes are... He's a polydactyl, so he has thumbs, and he has Down syndrome. So he has the far eyes. I take Scrabble word of the day away from you. Polydactyl is the new one.

I didn't get it with trisoma. Damn. I like, but my favorite story, like, I think something's wrong with the squirrel. This is years ago. It's like, what? It's like, I walked outside. Squirrel's just standing there. All the other cats ran off. The squirrel's like, this is mine.

Like a meat canyon The lady next door still brings him over and she's like you haven't seen him in a while would you like to hang out? So I still go see him Yeah, he just loves her house now dude

And then yours what you you I'm watching yours I remember talking to you in like 2018 or 19 at that hotel you were in Charlotte Yes, and you were still I talked to Cody at 20,000 subs. Hmm. So 20,000 subs like

He was trying to be a janitor at Black Rifle. Yes, yeah. I just wanted to get my foot in the door with their company because I never read their content. Oh, yeah, this is back in the day. Wow. He was told no. And now, thankfully, he's... I'm glad you motherfuckers didn't hire me. And now he's very successful. He was told no. That's wild. I didn't even know that. That's crazy. That's crazy. This is 2007? That's so cool. Yep. Because you were like, bro, you want to play fucking...

PUBG PUBG sometimes like yeah 100% I'll play PUBG that's fucking insane and then it was at whatever hotel and I remember talking to you figuring your shit out and I was like holy shit okay this dude's dope as shit I filmed I want to say the Brandon or the AK with demo

The AR video. Oh, yeah, yeah. The AR versus AK video that he did because he copied our first video that ever really blew up. That was my big moment where I was at 20,000 subs and we blew up to 30,000 in a couple days after that video. It really was my first video that hit a million views. It was the one that kind of took off. Yeah, yeah. And you filmed the retaliatory video with Demo Ranch, which is funny as hell because that video, I remember-

People sent me that they're like bro demo ranch just stole your fucking content like they were upset and I watched the video like Demo ranch knows my name So fucking cool, and he texts me like an hour or two after the video went live He's like hey dudes We just kind of did a pair of your parody of your video you want to come out and film some content And I'm like dude absolutely I will I'll fly out there next week and but yeah, no way back in the day. I forgot yeah It was that that hotel in Charlotte. We were hanging out and I

I was back in the time where it was, it's that awkward phase where you're doing well enough on the internet that people know who you are. You're not making any fucking money. So yeah, I was, I had some fucking issues back then where I was super stressed out. I wasn't sleeping. Came from like an entrepreneurial background, but I couldn't figure out how to make the pieces click. So that, that stress on me was very detrimental to my physical health, mental health. And eventually like that's, that's something I wish I could go back and tell my younger self.

is like hey dude like you don't have to grind for no fucking reason grind grind every fucking opportunity you have that makes sense but if you're not actually doing something i don't feel like you have to stay up till 4 a.m looking at google sheets because it's going to magically give you the answer yeah sleep take care of your physical health and grind when it makes sense and that's something i wish i could have learned earlier i think it would have been better for me and that's a takeaway it is like hey

manage it the best you can. You will be successful as long as you put in the work. It's going to be stressful as fuck. Take, take a breather, take a fucking moment in between your day to day. You guys, I'm assuming none of us took day to days. Unfortunately, it's probably why we are where we are. It was even to this day, it's still very hard to take a day off. We were talking about that with all of you two, probably the same. It's when you take a time off with your family, it's still like,

Three days feels like an eternity. Oh, yeah. And you're like, fuck. After day two. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, if I'm not posting something, I'm like, I'm failing. This Christmas, I got ahead. I got, like, a lot of videos ahead. And that was the longest I've ever taken off since I started YouTube. The longest I have not filmed a video in, like, seven years, basically. Eight years. Yeah. But, like, you had the content. Yeah.

It's not like you didn't do the work, but it still feels like shit. I understand because that's what I do when I come I was like I was like walking around just like yeah, cuz I don't know what to film Yeah, my everyone all my employees are fucking you know jacking off and she's fucking fucking Happening live Christmas reaction, I guess It's hard. We have like five episodes in the can and

And we're still right here filming an episode. It's like, you know what? We need to hit the New Year's hard. This is the best way to do it. I'm currently feeling guilty because even though we've been doing all this shit with Unsub and we're filming a video right now, I'm currently feeling guilty because I haven't filmed a desk video.

In like two weeks. I need to go home and fucking do that. It's that sort of grind people don't realize. Even though you have multiple things going on. It's compounding. It's so fucking stressful. That being said, I would rather do this than almost anything else. Cody, say it. Best job I ever had. Best job we ever had. Very thankful. Cody, fucking close this house and then we'll do the Patreon. It's going to be a 10 minute episode. Super short.

Do it. Bye, everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. I was joined today by Eli DoubleFap, Brandon Herrera, CallMeChris, and Mr. OompaVille. Thank you for showing up and listening to us rant about stupid shit. Where can we find you beautiful humans at? Just look up Caleb. No. If you can't.

One of the greatest content creators facts on the black fuck if we're watching these two individuals for ideas It's a fucking hint on what you need to do in life

He's like, yeah, copy my shit. I don't have to do it. I take it as a massive compliment. Chris, where do we find you? Call me Chris. That's the name. K? Two Ks. Not three. That'd be problematic. One of us. I'm leaving and I'm never coming back. She falls down with a ghost outfit. You said you did like ghosts.

God damn. She's a ghost hunter. She's walking. I just do it so good. Can't see shit out this fucking thing. Oh, God, yeah. I wasn't even drinking. Anyway. Thank you for watching the Unstriped Podcast. We will see you sexy YouTube mother lovers in the next podcast. Bye.