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I don't even know how to start this one. I just got a stupid-ass smile on my face. I want to stim so hard right now. The boys are back in town. Make sure you like, subscribe, hit that bell notification, and on Apple, Spotify, all those things, go leave a review. You guys already support us so much. Y'all are amazing. Thank you. Double salute. Hey! What's up, everyone? Welcome to all the new hosts.

We gotta figure it out. We got our shit together. Trials and tribulations, here we are. I wouldn't say got our shit together. That's probably wrong. We're here. Hi!

Hi, Cody! Hi, everyone. I can reach across and touch you. I don't know how I feel about that. I can reach across and touch you. Hey! Nick looking over there drinking a... Do we have to drink them all at once or how does this work? I don't know. I don't know. Drink all of one. I'll have to drink a White Claw. You guys all have to drink a Guinness. Equilibrium will happen. I think that's how science works. A beverage of choice. So you brought Guinness. Yeah.

You brought? I brought a rum, pirate rum. Okay. It's good. I brought pickle juice. No booze involved? White Claw, come on, that's a given, everyone. Yeah. And I've got Gentleman Jack and Coke Zero, which is basically what I have on an IV these days. God, I just like how big of a bottle you chose.

This is the house reserve after this episode. You went to Trader... Not Walmart, but Costco? Yeah, he went to Costco for his booze. It's a 175. That should last us at least three hours. At minimum. This is going to be a very drunk episode. We're celebrating. This is going to be a...

We're celebrating all the new hosts of the unsubscribe podcast. God, this comment section is going to be lit. You guys are already going ape shit in the comments. We know. We know. We read them. We read them. The Reddit's already like... Just typing up something. Here we go. Everyone calm the fuck down. I'm just picturing an autist on a typewriter plugged into Reddit. Hi! Welcome to Room...

We had a couple drinks leading up to today. We have Jake from Corridor in the background just drinking, looking like an old man. Hi, Jake. Hi, Jake. Hi, Jake. Hi.

I'm older than you and I hate it. Fucking kids and their podcasts over here. I'm an old one in this group. Oh, I don't even know what to say. I'm like, it's Friday. We're going to do this all night. Uh, it'd probably be a longer podcast and then we're just going to have a good ass time. I don't even know what questions to ask. Wait, Brandon, actually we'll start. Yeah. Well, no, I've got, so I've got two pieces of news. So for one, something I don't think I've said on the podcast yet. Uh,

My fucking truck got stolen. That was really fucking cool. We were watching a movie the other night. We were watching that new Martin Scorsese movie. The Killers of the Flower Moon. Trash as fuck. As if the movie wasn't long enough, I had a longer night after that because I walked out to the parking lot. The Rim. My...

Fucking truck was gone. It wasn't there. It was really cool. I liked that. It was fun. So moral of the story is, and people that love Ford and Raptors. Don't live in Texas. How many? No, wait a minute. No, no. What? Shut the fuck up. Watch your fucking mouth. You're wearing Texas on your shirt. Thank you, by the way. Yeah.

But everyone in this group has had their vehicle broke into how your Raptors, how many times have you had? Cause I never had the door replaced or the door handle replaced where they popped it. It's been broken into like 10, 15 times. I'd never keep any guns, anything in there. Like it's thank God. But yeah,

Yeah, mine was like nine to 12 times. That's insane. It's just F-150s, man. They never fix the problem. It's cheaper for them to not recall them than to, you know. Yeah, way to go, Ford. Yeah, Ford really, like, I'm kind of a Ford guy, but Ford can suck a dick over that one. That sucks. Yeah.

You're gonna just walking out just like man movie sucked. Well, I get a go home Can we get to the real questions? Why did Hitler have a life-size painting of Gerald Ford in his office? Explain that one to me. Is it true? Yes, that's oh he admired Ford's ability to manufacture shit. Really? Yes, who's just like this is it? I'm like, okay. I'm like 98% sure It's true. I guess I shouldn't say yes 100% but I'm like fairly positive. Oh

That'd be a weird one to have. You just have that like just hanging on the wall. You're like, huh, this is cool. Well, I mean, Hitler did value efficiency. See? Yeah. Did he come in? Yeah, you can walk through. Yeah, walk through. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Make it more awkward because he's just standing there. No one's coming in. You have all the veterans like, uh.

- Kinda tweak it out, like just. - Oh yeah, yeah. - Oh, so you're like this. - Yeah, it's like, oh, just pull her gun. - But I do have other news. On the way here, I got a phone call from San Antonio PD. My truck has been found.

My truck has been found and they made an arrest. Border Patrol made an arrest. Hell yeah, dude. Let's fucking go. Piece of shit has been caught. We are... I unfortunately don't get to get the insurance money and fucking buy something other than a Raptor. But I got my truck back. First of all, I'll buy your Raptor and I'll take it back to Iowa. Secondly, some dude just got the shittiest lottery ticket ever. Imagine stealing a congressman's Raptor. Oh.

And then I have to go, like, take a photo with Border Patrol thanking them for getting my shit back. Dude, it's gonna be awesome. I'm looking forward to it. Thank you, guys. Like, Border Patrol, you guys already had a hard enough job and we respected the shit out of you, but even now, now it goes even farther than that. Thank you. So I have a personal reason to thank you. Now stop all the Mexicans. Yeah, if you could just stop those dirty Herreras and Cuevases from crossing the border. And randomly enough, there's a white guy that stole his vehicle. I don't know if that's true. Um...

I highly doubt it. I highly doubt it. Don't over, look, let's not reflect on the ability to keep things out. Let's reflect on their amazing ability to keep raptors in.

Yeah, that's the silver lining here. Don't buy a Raptor. Why is there a Raptor? The six trucks just stopped. That was such a terrible joke. I hate that I got it immediately. That's why we told you. That's actually, what the fuck? I'm surprised. We all thought it was back in Mexico. There's a few things. I'm really actually. I mean, it was on the way. Well, they didn't tell me what, seriously, it was. It was on its way to the border. It got caught by Border Patrol.

There's a poor kid. He's like, he just pulled up. See, I mean, yes, I'm going to Mexico. And then it's like, uh, just flagged instantly of stolen vehicle. Listen, you look like a hero. I was going to say, it's there. They might have not even, they may not have even scanned the license plate. They just like looked in the window. Like, why is there?

12,000 rounds of ammunition in the backseat. - There was literally an RPG crate still in the back. It was empty. - I'm dead serious.

You got them caught. That's what happened. Yeah. Is this an RPG? It's not mine. It's true. It's not yours. It's not mine. All right. Well, we should detain you right fucking now. Let's run these numbers. I was always worried about that exact situation happening because my truck was still registered for a while as Matt Best's truck because he never got me the title. But the...

Brandon yeah, like Herrera. I'm like a brown guy with a lot of like fucking guns and shit in the back on my way back from a range day I've got like a hundred aks in the bed of my truck, and there's like okay, Mr Herrera, this is a mr. Best truck and they call him and he just fucks with me You're who yeah

Yeah, no, that's my truck. I got stolen yesterday. Weird. Crazy. Brian's like, no, no, no, no, no. Matt, this isn't funny. Wait, wait, wait. You're in handcuffs texting him behind your back. You're like, Matt, this isn't fucking funny. Fucking asshole. I'm right here. I'm never drinking black rifle again.

Well, at least you had some good news come out. A terrible movie, though. Terrible fucking movie. I wasn't even worried about the movie anymore. It was that bad? Brandon didn't say it was that bad. Sorry, what movie is this? Killer of the Flower Moon. In my opinion, it wasn't a bad movie. It was just fucking... Nobody's willing to tell Scorsese no anymore, so he's just coming out with these movies that are an hour and a half too long.

Yeah, that's Irishman, which I still haven't watched somehow. It's like three and a half hours. You can see the decline of his creative process through the Irishman. I call it age. Yeah, that's what's happening. And like Brandon was saying, no one told him no on this movie, so he just fucking ran with it. And my God, it's like sitting in a nursing home, which is probably what he's about close to. It was fucking terrible. It's that bad? It's fucking bad. Okay, I'm not willing to call it bad. The pacing was bad. The pacing was really bad.

It was, and it told a lot of, I'll put it this way. I couldn't spoil that movie for you if I tried. Because if you know the premise from the trailer, it's like, okay, a bunch of Native Americans getting killed for their land for oil money. Yep. I couldn't spoil that for you because that's what the movie's about. But there's like no climax. There's no, it's just a long three and a half hours of telling what could have been told in two hours really concisely. Or an hour and a half.

You just got to keep condensing it, sure and sure. You're like, I fucking hate this movie. Damn, I was excited for that movie. I was like, a cowboy flick? It's not a cowboy flick at all. There's nothing? No. Oh, I was way off. I take back my statement. All the cowboys and Indians thing, all the Indians are just, it was cool. Like, okay, really, the first five minutes was a really cool premise. Native Americans. Because they were Native Americans who were. Jesus.

Apparently at the time, the wealthiest people on the planet per capita because of all the oil. I could see that. And then they were getting tricked. Well, there was a, no, that was during the ranching thing. It was getting sold. Nevermind. You are completely different one. So yeah, this is like the 1920s.

So they're just rich and then people are just killing them. Like the white dudes are trying to get their money from them. Yeah, like marry into the families and kill them off. Oh, yep. That's the story. And it's not good. And that's the story. That's it. Yeah, there you go. That's it. Oh my God, Henry. What is your least favorite thing about shopping during the holidays? It's definitely the wine aisle. Not a fan of it. I know. Same. It's just so irritating.

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No specific heroes or characters or villain. Just fucking here's the gist for three and a half hours. Yeah. Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert De Niro, Brendan Fraser. Greatest actors of our time. And it was just fucking trash. I'd rather watch a dog fuck a dead skunk for three hours than watch that movie. I mean, you do that anyway. Yeah, that's true, too.

Wait, I love that Brandon Fraser now is considered one of the greatest actors of our time. I winced at that a little bit, too. I'm like, fuck off. The Mummy's the best. I will fight people. I agree. If you watch well, Homeboy can act. The Mummy and The Mummy 2. He just decided to take a 20-year break there. It's a little thing. It wasn't a 20-year break. He was doing a 20-year Christian Bale thing where he was just...

bulking for his next role. Jesus Christ. He was getting diabetes for his role in The Well. Of The Well. Which, if you... Yeah, it's a bodysuit. Yeah, that was a joke. Jake, thanks. That was... Thank you. Old dad over there. No, no. Killing the train. Mr. Jake is not talking. No, Mr. Jake. It was a bodysuit.

Thanks, Dad. We know. Jake, can we talk a little bit about your awesome video that we made the other day? Oh, we did that last podcast. Oh, you already saw it. He was on it, yeah. Sheep. You guys. Sheep. Sheep. No, that's going to be fucking cool, man. That was a fun time. That's one of the continuities of the unsubscribed podcast. People don't take any consideration. We filmed that yesterday. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you guys have already seen that a while ago.

I'm sorry. I wasn't here for that. I realize this gets put out over a month. It's really just one three-day bender for the rest of us. It's why we learn more and more like shit as the episodes go on. I've noticed it's like, oh, right there. That was definitely day three of that fucking bender because I'm like, my eyes, I age real quick from booze. I noticed at one point, I think I wore the same shirt too.

podcast because I was so drunk the next morning. I woke up. I put my dirty clothes back on and filmed another podcast. Say hi to Eli. To explain that from a creator point of view, one of our good buddies, Nick, will come into town. Because he's only going to be in town for a couple days, we'll just do

like podcasts, we'll do content with other content creators. - Cameos and videos. - Cameos and videos, and so we're all just like, go, go, go, go, go for a couple days. - On top of the business stuff that we're already doing. If we're just sitting around talking about how we're gonna work the business end of it. So we're actually doing a lot of stuff when-- - But drinks are involved. - While we're drunk the entire time. - For three days in a row. - Not drunk, definitely drinking. - Church's Original Recipe is back. - You can never go wrong with original.

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Everyone actually works pretty hard all the time, even though it looks like fun and games. It is still a lot of work that goes behind. It's because a lot of the work is to show you guys fun and games. Yeah. We're entertainers. That's kind of how it works. We work so hard so we don't have to work sometimes. If that makes sense. It's beautifully put, actually. We work so hard so we...

So it looks like we don't work. What did you say? Yeah, we work so hard so we don't have to work sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's the best way to put it. Although I don't think any of us really take breaks. No. Nick and I were just talking about that too. Yeah, we were just talking about that. Vacation. Not wanting to take vacations and shit. Yeah, we feel bad when we're not working or putting out content or doing anything. Dude, taking a day off is the weirdest thing because it was after the big sword. Yeah.

content it was my first day in a long day I just took off and I like put my phone aside I was like I need at least one fucking day to like regroup as a human and not see my phone and watch anime and just I mean like my family's always trying to get me to take time off and like come out see them for like three or four days I'm like dude I love my family I have a really good relationship with my family but dude day two day three I'm like I

I'm getting antsy. Like I can't, I can't not work for that long. It bothers the fuck out of me as a person. Ever since I started doing the longer form content videos, cause like I'll read a couple books on the topic in a week in three days and then make the video and then get it to flock and get it edited in a week. So like I've done that so many times now I can't, I don't have the attention span anymore to watch TV because

- Because like when I'm-- - Oh dude. - I like-- - Nope, I feel you. - Like I have to listen, like I'll read the book and then I'll re-listen, I'll like re-read the book but I'm listening to the audio book now. And then I'm listening to the audio book while I'm like mowing the lawn or doing whatever else or playing league or like whatever. Like I'm constantly listening to the audio books. So like I no longer have the mental capacity to just be able to sit down and just watch one TV show. - Beat me to it. - It's like this is boring.

You play League? I love it. He's huge. I love it. Me and Fluck play League probably most nights. What's your rank? Huh? What's your rank on there? I don't know. I don't play rank that much anymore. He's saving his sanity. He's like, no, we ain't gonna. No, I try not to care. Like, if we start sucking, I start trolling immediately. Like, I do it for fun, not because I want to win. He's

He's playing Cho'Gath top lane. We're listening to Mein Kampf to get World War II history. He's like, man, this is great. No, that's accurate as fuck, actually. How often would you say you listen to Mein Kampf? Not that, but like, I'm over here listening to just like... How many times a year? I'm listening to a book about like, I don't know, Unit 731 in Japan while I'm just like worried about getting stacks on Cho'Gath's ult. That's like the German equivalent of how often do you think about the Roman Empire? Yeah.

Bro, I'm almost positive that one communist kid is crying through the computer after this. I was actually about to bring that up. This dude, we are eating lunch going over podcasts. We're going over business. We are just ideating. We are focused. Look over. This is Nick. I'm looking over. We ignore us for like 15 minutes. Oh, no. I see the Encyclopedia Britannica getting written.

Cody's like, what are you doing? So I'm arguing with this kid on this. Cody doesn't realize Nick is in college to be a historian. So he thinks he's on a forum. Even better is like, no, it's one of the classmates. I'm tearing her up. Fucking asshole. Some poor little fucking 20 year old girl.

It's like, nah, communism's kind of cool. Don't be a simp for communism. I'm going to make you look dumb. I'll explain to you. And like you said, the fucking encyclopedia Britannica. What do you want to know? Although what's funny to me is like you're going to school to be a historian. Although, arguably, you have basically educated more people on history than most historians put together. Probably, yeah. How many millions of you so far in climbing? Hundreds. Yeah. That's so crazy.

And now somebody who knows less than you is teaching you how to do it. Being around other people that understand the YouTube analytics. We can go to analytics. There's a special app and everything. We can see how old our audience is, what country they live in, all these different things. And the one that always blows me away is how many watch hours I have on my channel where it's like,

hundreds of thousands of hours of watch time. And it's like, it's like that moon night thing where you, I did the math. Like the days are passing. I did the math like six months ago of like,

If your average person has a 56-year work life and they work 40 hours a week, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I did the math. I was like, I've deprived the world of like 46 people's entire working careers worth of time. However, if it was between you and like Markiplier. Nothing wrong with Markiplier, great creator. But I mean, at least you're learning something. Yeah, that's fair. Markiplier. Oh, Jake knows Mark. Oh, that's right. He does a lot of work with Corridor.

Yeah, Jake says he beats the shit. I genuinely like Markiplier's content. Like his Five Nights at Freddy's thing back in the day, which, by the way, apparently that was shit. Is this just straight pickle juice? It's just straight pickle juice because Cody wanted straight pickle juice. What the fuck? I don't know, dude. It was his drink of choice. No, we're good. I like it. I'm down. Here's yours. Say hi to pickle juice. We're gonna... Cody's was... Pickle juice. Pickle juice. Pickle juice. Pickle juice. Jesus. Heartburn. Mmm. I don't know.

Tastes so good though like that actually is fucking good. I love pickle juice. That's fucking really good It's actually a good hydrator like if you're if you're working out a lot you're running a lot like I can drink straight pickle juice that Jesus Christ don't fill a Camelback full of pickle shoes. No you'll set off on your trek into your dad. Yeah

You do what you want. This is America. You're free. I put soy sauce and died. The lawyers over there are like, fuck. Put on a cable back of mayonnaise like the fucking can I days? You know, sometimes you got to do that, man. You got to fucking fill up a whole backpack full of mayonnaise and fall on your back on it. When I was in medic school, we had a guy do that.

He filled up a camelback full of vodka and then those camelback, they're like Alka-Seltzer tablets, but it's like electrolytes or whatever. He filled it up with vodka and those. Did he die? Almost. I feel like that would kill you. Dude almost went to the hospital. 12 miles or how far was that? It wasn't even a rock. He was just in formation and went through the day getting fucking hammered out of his mind. What a fucking G. Fucking idiot.

Jesus. Okay, what's the next one? I had to do a lot of push-ups because of that. Here's my five-in-one bottle opener. Thank you. Please explain what this lady, what you were arguing about today. Is that not the shit you take out grout with? The homework assignment...

Did you fly with that? No. Please tell me you did. I never go anywhere without my five-in-one paint scraper from Home Depot. Man, you are a tradesman. Jesus Christ. So when I was decorating the house, I bought this to scrape the mud off the wall because I'm Mexican, and now we use it as a can opener. To be fair, I would have used that to scrape the mud off the wall, and I'm white, so whatever. I've got a story about that.

Mexican or the well no so like like mudding like so I used to do construction as a kid I hate this is like anyone raise your hand if you've done construction under the age of 15 oh fuck you put your right hand out also did you also used to cut grass for a living

All right. Well, Cody, you're Trailer Trash. You're one of us. One of us. Am I an honorary Mexican now? Trailer Trash and Mexican, same thing. They just hate each other for some reason. You can say the other hard R now. The one that starts with a B. Between me and Eli's powers combined, we bestow that upon you. Here's a card. Trailer Trash is expected to say slurs. It's literally your power. On brand.

I'm so happy to be back. Our lawyers over there are just like, fuck. Why did you pull us in? This is a bad idea. But the story was, there was some people down south. So I grew up a lot of my time, because, you know, military families and whatnot, Fort Bragg. And just south of that was a place called Lumberton. You had Lumbees.

who were like, kind of like, you know about the Lumbees? No, I've heard that phrase before. I don't remember what the fuck it is. They're a Native American group, but they're like, they're basically like kind of like half black, half native kind of, you know, they're their own like kind of conglomerate of stuff. But they would always be the people that we used for like mudding sheetrock. And so people used to call them the mud people.

And it was funny because it sounds like a fucking slur, but if you knew anything, it's like, no, that's not why they call them that because they're great at doing that shit. That's something you say and then somebody gets really offended and then you tell them the meaning and they look dumb. In 30 years, Congressman Barrera is going to be in trouble from this podcast. In how many years? 30. No, God no. I would be long out. Two, two. Two years. Two max. Two max.

Yeah, that's what they all say. So when you were yelling at this girl, why? Explain this argument that you were going on diatribe about. Did you call her a mud person? No. The whole class is literally just... That's how he starts the argument. Listen, here's you fucking mud person. The professor's like, bro, you can't say that. She's a good sheet rocker.

So, the whole class is just graded debates, right? I missed this. I really missed this. God damn it. Christ. Or tell us your story. The whole class is just graded debates, right?

The whole class is just graded debates and the professor like has a writing prompt and you just write your opinion about it. And I write my opinion and I always take a super controversial America's fucking awesome stance, which shouldn't be controversial, but apparently it is in college now.

And the question was compare the rise of communism in the USSR and fascism and Nazism in Germany during World War II. And my stance, like it was longer and had examples and citations, whatever. But basically it was like,

It's two different flavors or two different ways to get to the same results. They both want a homogenous society that's totalitarian so they have complete control. So basically you had to explain to a college student what horseshoe theory is. Yeah, pretty much. They're just mad because they all agree when you call Nazism bad, everybody's like, yes, absolutely. But when you call communism bad, it's like, no, it's definitely not because...

The Nazis wanted to have everybody be the same race, and communists just wanted everybody to be the same class. And I go, yeah, homogenous just means the same. There's racial homogeny, and there's class homogeny. They don't care how you're the same. It's just two different versions of the same thing so they can control you. And then they get super mad just because, I don't know, they like the idea of...

of the class has to be the same. They're just, well, the Nazis wanna have complete control and the communists just wanna take all the goods and redistribute it. To which my example is like, okay, cool. If I put you in a jail cell and I have complete control over you versus if I drive you a thousand miles into the desert and I leave you and then I only give you goods or food, water, and shelter, if you comply with what I tell you to do, is there like a meaningful difference between the two things?

You have complete freedom to do whatever you want in that desert. Mostly fucking die.

Mean or let's say in Ukraine where wheat is controlled by the Soviet Union. Yeah, exactly and then she's like well Fascism is bad because the Nazis committed atrocities and I go do you think communism didn't commit? I'm sorry Holocaust holodomor holodomor that time that the fucking USSR decided that they wanted to liquidate the wealthy peasants and

A.K.A. kill them and prison them and move them around. And then, oh, fuck, those were the ones that grew all the food. And now 10 million people are going to starve to death. Oh, fuck. Fun story. That happened to Soviet hero Mikhail Kalashnikov. So I read his book. I've actually read a couple of those books. Brandon read this last night after yesterday's podcast. He's like...

I need to study on some history real quick. It's been a couple years, but yeah, I have read his book, and he basically talks about, yeah, right, I'm like, I told you I'm going to have a concise history story next time. He's talking about growing up early on, his family was considered moderately well-to-do.

And he was like, when he was a young child, was a victim of that, where they just like came into his fucking village. You're not allowed to do moderately well in communism. No, moderately well is very, it's dangerous. Like the American dream where you just like have a white picket fence and a boat. No, that shit's absolutely not allowed. If you have assets, you're fucked. Oh yeah, for sure.

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Yeah, and so like they they took him and they like ended up like a train to Siberia kind of shit And that's where he ended up and then of course he became a Soviet tanker Fought against the Nazis and then invented one of the best weapon systems of all time Jake fight me I almost called you three weeks ago, but I saved it for next time I came to town because I wanted to talk to you about this I'm gonna ask a question to these two. I know you know the answer but don't answer all right and

I'll get more ice. You guys are familiar with the Galil, correct? Yeah. So the Galil, if you don't know at home, is literally just the Israeli version of the AK-47. Basically, they just wanted an AK that shot 5.56 so they could get free ammo from the rest of NATO. That's how that worked out, right? Okay. Guess what the creator of the Galil's last name is. Yeah, I know this one.

I know you know. That's why I held it. It's not fucking Galil, is it? No. They had to rename it Galil because his name is so controversial. Hitler or Aiden? No. The creator of the Galils' last name is... Full name. He knows the full name. Kalashnikov created the AK, right? Yep. No fucking shit. The guy who created the Galil, his name was Balashnikov. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER

Are you serious? Yes! I thought it was a fucking joke. 100%! Oh my god, why didn't they keep that? That would have been the best. Because they were like, it's way too close, you have to name it something else. It's the AB-47. AB-556 or some shit. Bro, if this was 20, like now, a dude that came out with that would be like, yes, a Boleshnikov. Like, nah. Named after me. No, for real.

I see his wife at home or his girlfriend mocking him. She's like, ooh, Kolesnikov, Bishko. It's like a guy who made a clone of a 10-22 and his name was Bruger. Banana, Banna, Bolesnikov. Bitch. No, it's real. Is that not the weirdest fucking thing on the planet? How the fuck did that happen? He literally changed his name because I think he was a Jew who moved to Israel, if I'm not mistaken. Yes. I think that was correct.

There's a Jew's name, Boleshnikov? I don't know if we're allowed to talk about that at this point right now. Oh, God. This thing happened this past month? You want to talk about it? I said the name of the country that's the hot topic right now. This video is getting taken. Rhymes with Ballastine? You want to talk about it? Boleshnikov. Paramotoring. Becoming a new pastime in the Middle East.

What the fuck? How did I never know about Boleshnikov? It's hilarious, isn't it? The AB-47. The person running the simulation is like, fuck, I accidentally generated two people to make the AK-47. Damn. That guy fucked it up. Kalashnikov. Try Boleshnikov. His name became Yisrael Galili. But his original name was Yisrael Boleshnikov. And he moved to Israel? Yeah.

Israel moved to Israel? The BK-47? It was kind of the thing to do at the moment. Yeah. Cold turkey might be great on a sandwich, but sometimes it's not the easiest thing when you're breaking bad habits. We're not talking about some weird, crazy mind voodoo from your neighbors. Use your own sarcastic example. We're talking about our sponsor today, Foom.

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Code unsubbed. So Bizzareal moved to Yisrael and he started the Balashnikov because of the Kalashnikov. What does Yisrael use right now for their weapon system? They use a lot of stuff. So IWI manufactures a lot of their stuff. They use a lot of the M4 platform. They also use the Tavor's and their new one. Why don't they use the Galil? Oh, the Caramel. Caramel is the new one. Caramel. Excuse me, Caramel. Yeah, because it's Mount Caramel. Caramel. Yeah. So Caramel is their new one. It looks like a...

It looks kind of cool, but also stupid. You have that mixture of like, you're like, eh, but also it looks fat as fuck. It is a big weapon and you don't know why they were like this. Let's make the ACR with less modularity, but also heavier. And wider. 15 years later. Jamie, pull that up.

Yeah, this is the IWI Carmel, and I've never shot the gun. I just looked at the stats and thought, like, wow, that's another 5.56 rifle that has worse stats than a bunch of these. Eight pounds fully loaded, I think, and it's an AR platform. Can we talk about how much I hate the Army's new gun? It's pissed to no.

Which one? XM7? I thought you were gonna fuckin' talk about that. You hate it? I hate it. It's my least favorite thing on the planet. I would love to talk about this. Go on. I also hate it. I'm not like... I think Sig hates me now after my video. Sig is not happy with Congressman Herrera. None of my gripes are on the same level as his gripes. Like, he has like... Gun does... He knows way more about guns than I do, so he has issues with like the individual gun and how it functions. I just have issue from like the history aspect.

Like, NATO, hey, here's the deal. We're all going to use the same ammunition, so it's super fucking handy. If we ever end up in a world war, we can all share ammunition, right? Germany did not learn this in World War II. Let's get a different fucking bullet for no fucking reason. Well, you know, we're really worried about being able to punch through body armor because we fight people that have body armor. Well, that means we're well... Yeah, right. Yeah. Except we're...

We see the writing on the wall on a few things, and near-peer is thrown around a lot more than it used to. Okay, look, I think it's a super cool gun, I guess. I like the concept. I think that it should have been .308. Figure out how to make .308 higher pressure. That's all they did. They made the bullet higher pressure so it could penetrate body armor. What's the new round? .277 or something like that. Fury, 6.8 Fury, I thought. You know what you need to do? We have a buddy. His name is...

Kevin Brittingham Kevin! Kevin! Big Kevin! Just follow the 8-6. Well, so no, the reason why they're not going to use that is because 8-6 is specifically meant for subsonic, so it's short distance. Whereas, like, 277 is specifically, or 277 Fury, 8-6 Fury, or excuse me, not that, sorry, 6-8 Fury, less Dixie over here. It's meant for longer distances, because what they did is they did a combat report on basically when the US military kicked fucking ass, and it's always at longer range.

We fucking dominate long range. I can tell you for a year I never shot over 200 meters. Well, mostly thinking of like the war in Afghanistan. Oh, yeah. We have a lot of malware. Oh, yeah. That makes more sense. Not like room clearing stuff, but like more like there's a dude on that fucking hillside who's shooting a dishka at us. But the rounds only penetrate body armor if you have the special round, which has a different type of metal near the strike or the primer.

Right? Because it's got like that silver end of the primer. So what they did for that, that's basically just to take away, it's a few things, but it takes away from the weight of the casing. Because it's polymer all the way down to the stainless steel rim or aluminum rim or something like that. Oh, I thought it was brass. No. Okay, I thought they had to have a different, because it was a higher pressure. No, it's plastic. Is this costing more or less for them?

oh, it's probably going to cost a shitload. Right, but then that all goes back to my problem of America's biggest advantage in war since ever has been manufacturing ability, and now you have a manufacturing system that's been designed to make 5.56 and 3.08, and you're just like, fucking put that shit over there. We're going to get one guy patenting a bullet making all the rounds. So let me back this up again and say, remember, I hate this weapon system. No, I get it. It fucking sucks.

because and it's also like it is it's so fucking heavy dude it's it's front heavy it's awkward it's got

It's been committee fucked. That's why it has an AR charging handle. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. That magazine thing is wild. Yeah, where you just pull the fucking charging handle back and lock it open. Have I showed you that? I have not known any of this shit. You didn't watch my video, you fuck. No, I'm bad at watching my friends' videos in general. I am too. If you fucking slam... If you take a PMAG, like a normal... This is the mag that they're like, well, no, they issued it with Lancer Mags, or they did Lancer Mags in the testing. Yep, they're not fucking issuing them with Lancer Mags. They're using PMAGs.

If you lock it open and you shove it, like let's say it locks open because you're empty, you shove another magazine in, there's no over-insertion stop. So you can blow right past and it kills the gun. It locks it up. It goes past the bolt and you're just fucking dropped. So you're in the middle of combat and you're like, oh shit, I got to get a magazine in. And you don't have to do it hard.

No, we- yeah, yeah, I was with him testing it on this. That bitch just- the gun's inoperable until you like fucking clear it. You have to rip it out and try to softly put it back in. And then they committee fucked it and added an AR charging handle. Which barely works because it's- Yeah, because it wasn't designed to fucking do that. Huh? Have you fucked with it yet? I've tried to pull the fucking AR charging handle on it. Jesus Christ. I think so. I was at your house. I damn near had to put both hands and put my foot on the handle to pull that fucker back.

But everybody's like, well, yours doesn't count because it's .308. And I'm like, it doesn't fucking matter. Like, all of my technical gripes with the weapon have nothing to do with the action. If you have, just fucking from a combat perspective of when you're in combat getting shot at and almost dying, you put in your magazines harder than usual. Science. I've learned this. How often did you take apart your guns?

To like clean or do any sort of service. I know right, because M4, fucking, you had to clean it every time we left. You cannot dis- I believe this is true. Don't quote me on this, I think it's true. You can't disassemble the bolt without tools. Wild. Wait, what the fuck? You can't just pull the- I can take a- Pull the firing pin, retaining pin? Yeah, I can break it down right now, man. I'm putting a caveat on that. I'm like 90% sure, but yeah. They were like, hey-

Wait, the whole magazine. Wait, hold on. Hold on. The magazine thing. I'll let you shoot mine. Is what kills me the most. Cause I assure you, like I have one day in all my life where I'm like, this is Eli's closest day to death day. And now I like went through six mags of bullets, six full last bags. And I was the one.

very bad spot. And I remember at one point I was just like this. I was like rolling out trying to find targets and shoot. And I rolled back. And then I was looking down and there's just rounds kicking around me. Like just bullets hitting around me. I was like, I died today. This is Eli's day. So I started doing this. I was like,

Reload. And I was not putting those mags in nicely. I was just like fucking firing because I was like, yeah, I'm going to die. I would have been like this. Hold. Bad guys, hold on one second. I got to.

My magazine didn't set properly. It got to go wider into the fucking hole. They didn't any stop to just be like, hey, let's not make it where we can just fucking jam it into the bulk carrier. And when they did the contract... And this is stuff that I'm like... This is...

I don't want to get sued by SIG, but this is what I've been told, right? For the actual contract trials, they use Lancer mags that have steel lips on them for the magazine insert. So it's got an external... The magazine has the stop on it, basically. Correct, yes. And so that is hard to blow by, but polymer...

Tell me you're trying to sell the government proprietary magazine technology without telling me. Well, dude, we were at Demolition Ranches a couple weeks ago, and we were with one of our other friends who manufactures guns.

and he didn't know about it. We were showing him, and he was like, what the fuck? This is a real thing? Well-known weapon engineer does big boy shit, who we shouldn't name. But yeah, he was like blown away that was a fucking problem. He was like, holy fuck. He slapped a maggot, not even hard, just a little boop. He was like, the gun doesn't fucking work. I feel like he didn't believe me when I told him. And as a side note, I don't know if you've been trained in combat or anything. One of the few things I've noticed I do, and...

Slap the mag. Dude, a hard hit. Because I insert. It does not hit pistol or anything. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You put it in. You fucking hit it. You drop it. Pistol. If I put a pistol, fucking smooth. Yeah.

Yeah, I never did overseas combat stuff like you did, but even in like SWAT training. You're pissed off like you did police shit. You slap it, even with an AR, you fucking slap it in to make sure it's seated. You do that to this gun and that bitch becomes inoperable. It's the craziest fucking shit. We all have plans in life. Maybe to take a cross-country road trip or simply get through this workout without any back pain. Whether our plans are big, small, spontaneous, or years in the making, good health helps us accomplish them.

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and then you have to have a special round that does that. And correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that round have a tungsten fucking core to it? And that's what punches through the body armor? Cool. I'm thinking like macro warfare. Like my concern is manufacturing. We got that down. Oh, I see where you're going with this. Guess where we get all our tungsten from? The China? Literally the person we're worried about having body armor. So it's like we're going to defeat the body armor they have with the product that we have to buy from them.

We're not putting in the tungsten. We're putting plastic. Don't do anything to body armor. We'd be fine. They don't know. Just fucking shitty ammo. We're like, eh, it's good. Or we just start issuing like fucking DI 6-8 rounds, like give you fucking testicular cancer.

I just got to shoot him in the dick. I feel like maybe if you wanted a better, longer range rifle, you should have just actually had the dude that's the rifleman should have a better gun that's 308 and more accurate, you know, with the fancy optics or whatever the case is or whatever. Yeah, whatever. Well, I want 308 just so all the rounds are the same. You have 308, you have 556. That way all the rounds so you can share ammo between people. But like

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That's 20% off and free shipping at manscaped.com using code UNSUB for a look sweet as candy. Get yourself a handyman from manscaped.com. But yeah, but like, I don't know. And magazines, actually. Then the dude with the grenade launcher and the medic and everybody else can just have an M4 with whatever, which is normal. And then you have the one dude that's the infantry guy trained for the longer range badass weapon. Yeah.

You have the SDM that's like, here's this. I'm a stupid asshole. I don't know anything. Oh, your video about the Starship Troopers gun blew my mind. Where the military went through billions of dollars. And they're like, why don't we just throw a better optic on the platform we already have? If you don't know this story, it's one of my favorites. How much money was spent? It's no different than the ACUs and how much money was spent on the fucking pattern to fight on the moon or your grandma's couch.

I love that fucking picture. On paper, what they disclosed, it was like $300 million. Because they were trying to find the new combat rifle. Because they wanted a new... America wasn't at war and we're like, we're going to fucking build alien... Guns to fight aliens, basically, is what they said. They're like, we need a new combat rifle. We want it to be...

more accurate than the M16, which is what they had at the time. And the fucking gun manufacturers are like, cool, what's the budget? And they're like, fucking whatever. And...

Everybody proceeded to lose their fucking mind. Good luck, have fun. Sig created the fucking, what is that? Sorry, HK created the, what is it? G11. Yeah, the Kraut Space Magic Gun. Have you seen that fucking piece of shit? The G11? Oh my God. Bro, first of all, it matches Digicam.

It's literally four pixels. This entire gun is four pixels with a scope and you open it up and a fucking grandfather clock slides out. And my comment section, I didn't bother to like fact check it. I just assume it's true. But my comment section was like, actually your joke about the grandfather clock is pretty close because they did actually hire two watchmakers to help design the mechanism. And I was like, it doesn't surprise me. Germany overdosed on German for the G11.

That was the most German engineered bullshit I've ever seen in my fucking life. Here's the thing. We made a gun without a casing. Or a bullet without a casing. G-Van put up just the... It opened up because the mechanics of the interior... No infantryman. Very clearly. No fucking infantryman is going to disassemble this in combat and be like, Hey, Big Sar, I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I opened my gun up and it fell apart.

Been building guns for like 10 plus years now. Designed some shit. You've seen it, right? I couldn't tell you how that fucking works.

works. Like just looking at it, I'm like, oh dude, above my very grades. So the reason for this one, why it was going to be more accurate than the M16 was that it had three round burst and that three round burst was so fast that it would fire three bullets before the recoil from the first bullet could be felt from the, by the operator. And that's why it was going to be more accurate. Russia moment. Still kind of cool. Russia beat

Germany to that. Did they? Yeah. With the AN-94. They had hyperburst. Hyperburst. Oh, yeah. Hyperburst on the AN-94. It was two rounds before the first round felt recoil. That's cool. And it almost worked.

It worked. It worked really well when it worked, but it was notoriously easy to jam up and whatnot. The hyperburst was crazy because it was two rounds literally from even at 100 yards. They almost touch. It was extremely accurate. The front half of the gun, I'm going to butcher how this fucking system works, by the way. It's almost like on a carriage inside itself is the rifle. As it's ejecting the first one, it's pushing the round from the magazine forward.

back into the chamber as it's ejecting the first and firing before the carriage hits the back. Was that built by the Blazhmopov? It was not. It was built by... God, it was the something project. It was like a Russian arms contract or some shit like that, but they have Russian arms designers. It's a crazy mechanism because it's a watch inside. It's like doing the counter-actuating system at the same time of... That one was pulleys. The N-94, I believe, was pulleys.

The AK-107 was... So both created at the same time, used the same platform for the Hyperfire? Not quite, no. Oh, really? No, the AN-94 was two round hyperburst and then the rest was just full auto.

The AK-107 was a concept, spoiler alert, didn't fucking work, doesn't fucking work. I'm thinking of doing a video on it where basically you had two pistons going back and forth that would counterbalance the recoil and they would hit in the middle. Oh, that's interesting. And it's like the reason it worked and people didn't realize it at the time is because it's heavier.

Science. It's 5.56, 5.45. It's heavier. It's front heavier. And they had a good muzzle brake on it. These 40-pound guns do no recoil. Even people that I know in Russia or people I know in Europe who have like the SR-1, essentially. Is that the civilian version? Is that the one that Vickers made the video that got millions and millions of views on? Yeah. The counterweight system thing? I don't want to bring anything up. Yeah.

Yeah. This part might have to get edited out. No, this is perfectly cool. I think this is, depends on what you're about to ask. No, I literally, I read a tweet about him getting in trouble for something. I don't know what it was. He just pled guilty. I think it was a plea deal. Okay. Yeah, he just pled guilty to a bunch of shit. He had a basement full of unregistered machine guns, which, based. Yeah, he pled guilty to some shit. He's looking at like 25 years.

That's the thing. It's like drinking a cold brew. It doesn't taste like beer. It's super good. Have you had this in Ireland yet? No. Why would I go to Ireland? I don't know. I had a layover in Ireland. You had a layover in Ireland? I don't like to leave America. I've only been outside the United States one time. It was to go to England for some gaming conference. And on the way back, we had a layover in Dublin. And I drank a Guinness in Dublin. And it was quite wonderful. It was 6 in the morning. It's something.

That's actually not bad. That sounds Cody-ish. Well, no, no, no, no. I'm joking. Listen, when you're in an airport, when you're in an airport, it doesn't matter. It's like Vegas. Yeah. Again, it was like that meme. It's the, like, don't get drunk in an airport at 10 o'clock. Airport, hey, you do what you want. And the airport is screaming, hey, hey, live, live. Nick looks like a dude that's never been out of the country. No, don't want to. Not later.

Random attack on Nick's success. No, fuck it. I'll own it. I'm never leaving, ever. I have zero reasons.

I'm not gonna die go up and meet all my ancestry be like you know the shit I went through to get away from people and you just decided to go back for funsies now Dude you left that fucking car reason I I got I had to harness the power of the fucking wind to push my stupid wooden boat across the ocean They had to get a covered wagon on a fucking ox so just so you could dick off and go back for fun. No, I

This new generation is so ungrateful. That's why I live in Iowa, out of respect. You don't want to lose your entire family on the Oregon Trail? No, fuck it. Let me break down human evolution. Nobody has replied to that question in human history with, fuck it. Once upon a time, my ancestors were living in Europe somewhere and they're like, man,

"Sure are a lot of motherfuckers around here, I should leave." And then they left to the East Coast and they eventually- I think there was a little more to it than that. Eventually, a bunch of people showed up at the East Coast and were like, "I'm gonna fucking leave again." And then they moved all the way to California, that's where I was born. In the beginning, I think there was some dude nailed some words to a church door. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, there was like witches and- They're not black. Witch trials and all kinds of shit.

And then, uh, like some dude all the way on the west coast was like, man, the other one I found, I found gold. And then all the other people moved all the way to the west coast. He's like, man, there's way too many motherfuckers here now, but we found all the land on earth. Remember that one chunk in the middle where it was cold, where nobody wanted to fucking live. Let's go back there. And that's why I live in Iowa. It's the peak of human evolution.

I just want people to leave me the fuck alone. That's a t-shirt right there. The peak of human evolution is Iowa. It's all Iowa? Always has been. If you build it, they will come. Don't fucking build it. No, it's Iowa. It's far worse. It's okay. I was laying into him about the state of Minnesota in the last podcast. It's fine. Yeah, I don't think I've ever... Oh, here we go. Oh, God, he's come up with a comeback. Are you going to argue about Minnesota and Iowa again? Oh, God, are we? Jesus. I don't know. I don't know.

Are we? Let's do it.

Give me your best takes on Iowa. Give me my best takes on Iowa? It's the best. What about it? I mean, let's be honest. I mean, what do you have? What do you have that makes it the best? You have a primary. The Iowa caucuses. Everybody's like, holy fuck, we're electing somebody. Let's see what the Iowa's think. But then literally it's... I think that's what we just handed down to Iowa. They're like, ah, they don't really have fuck all else. I actually like Iowa, but like literally the entire state is a cornfield. I don't want anything and I'm not going to use this platform to make Iowa sound good because I don't want you to live where I live. Leave.

Leave me alone. I don't want to. Like, if you're a fan, that's great. I love you. Say hi to me if you ever see me in person. Like, we'll take a picture. We'll hug. It'll be fantastic. But also, anybody that's not my fan can fuck off. Like, leave me alone. You're in... I'm your fan. I know. You can come. You're in Mason City? Yeah. Yeah.

Is that near Cedar Rapids? No, it's like three hours north. I'm like 30 minutes from the Minnesota border. I said, I'll tell the city. Okay. I won't tell the... Oh, yeah, okay, to be fair. I'm not giving my address. Dude, I don't know how many people live in that city in fucking Iowa. It could be like 30 fucking people. No, it's like...

I think like 40,000. Wow, that's crazy. The metro area of San Antonio is 3.8 million people. Yeah, the state of Iowa is 3 million. You see why I enjoy it so much. Actually, yeah. Like, I'm in traffic here. I get super pissed. There's no traffic in Iowa. After this, we're all going to Wyoming. No, I don't think we're going to take over. I was just there. I had to go to Wyoming to make sure it existed. Iowa's where it's at. You heard it here first. See? Yeah.

I mean, no, it's not. Iowa sucks. Don't go there. Ever. Iowa's rad. Or excuse me, Iowa's rad, I guess. I don't know. Texas is rad, unless you're from California, in which case you can get fucked. That's too late. There's so many Californians already coming here. I know. I'm pretty sure they're building a freeway just for one-way traffic from California that's moving here. I was like, dude, even if you don't agree with the Texas abortion bill, you can at least say that it's stopping the flow of Californians. No, stop it. We're going to fucking...

California is too expensive. So I'm going to move to Texas and vote the same exact way all the time. That won't make the same problems because fucking science. That's why it's like that one sheriff that was on Joe Rogan. He was just like, just remember you're a refugee, not a missionary. Jesus Christ. I love it. Seriously. That is the best take I've ever heard on that.

Wow. That's a solid take. Some of my shop boys are from California and they're from like one of the more based places in California, but they're like, they come to Texas and they're trying to rent a place. North of Redding. So where are you from? They're just like, California. It's like, well, no, no, no, no, no. We're the good ones. We're the good ones. We're the gun guys. California is funny because if you get north of Redding, it's nothing but cowboy hats and people that desperately wish they could own guns.

I come back and you guys are talking about smortions over here, dude. Smortions? Shmadosh Schmittler? What else are we going to talk about? He's the one fucking reading Mein Kampf and playing League of Legends. First of all. It's called Time to Get in the Zone. It's called spawn camping. You do Brucraine and Trusheth right now. We just started adding bees. Balestnikov.

This is all we're talking about right now. That's all I'm saying about Madoff-Bittler. There were four ovens. We are like three white claws from Cody talking about wooden doors.

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Oh no, I'm here for it. Bye, Woody. I can't wait to have that conversation. I didn't say it. I sat next to a guy that did. March 5th. Then you'll remember this is the day you almost had a base to congressman.

Hard cut to the next episode. So guys, the last host didn't work out. We're back to the one song again. Danny Worsnop's like, Danny's just beating his fucking head against the table. Damn it, Eli. I'm like, I'm sorry. Say hi to, okay, Eli, which one is it this fucking time? We're just going to keep it Eli for a while. I don't know what everyone's going to say anymore. I don't know. I'm so sorry, Danny Worsnop. All right.

Okay, so we have the range day coming up. Wait, the Guinness still have the tampons in them? What? No, that's only the cans. Fun fact, science, history fact time, right? I think it's 1999. The year is 1999. The year is 1999. There's one invention on Earth that gets declared the invention of the year. The Mark 1919. Second place for invention of the year in 1999 is the internet. Why?

for the second best invention. - Hold on, just give a pause really quick. G-Van, at that exact moment, just replay what they did in sync unbeknownst to them. That's fucking weird. You both went like this, looked at each other and then looked at it and were like. - Well, he pointed it out. - Yeah, we're trying to find the tampons, dude. - I know, but then you both looked and you both put it down simultaneously. Like that, you fucking weirdo. - We hang out a lot. - You just did it again, stop. - You fucking weirdo.

I'm like, wait, hold the fuck on. Okay, go on. Mark 1919. No, the runner up for invention of the year. The runner up for invention of the year in 1999 was the internet. Guess what the invention of the year was?

Blink-182. That stupid nitrogen ball in the cans of Guinness. You're shitting me. That beat out the internet for invention of the year. Wait, the internet was 1990? By whose standards? 1999. Oh, God. Okay. I was so off. I was like, I might have said 1919. I'm drunk. I thought I said 99, but whatever. G-Van just played back. Buffering. Point out which one's stupid. 1999.

Who said that was more important than the internet? Like, who's standards said that shit? All the people that enjoyed beer and didn't understand the internet. The chairman of, actually the chairman of the Federal Reserve. Who was it? I can't remember. It was five. I don't know. No, it was, it was the, no. Greenspan? Oh, sorry. It was Paul Krugman. Yeah. Yeah.

He was the one who said that the... I don't know if he was chairman of the Fed. The internet's a fad. But he was like, the internet will have no greater impact on society and the economy than the fax machine. Wrong! Wow. Someone was a little off on this. Dude, this sounds like fucking Congress talking to Zuckerberg right now. They're like, no, these things in these bottles in the beers is great, but what...

What's about the internet, Mr. Zuckerberg? It's the most painful thing on the planet. The internet is not here. Can your ass connect to the Wi-Fi in my house? If that's what you're using to connect to the fucking internet, yeah. It's not on us, bro. That's your Wi-Fi. That's your internet provider. It's not on us.

I did not know about that, but we got range day coming up. Range day is coming up. Yeah. Early December. Don't want to say the date publicly, but yeah, we got a bunch of creators coming out. It's going to be a good time. You haven't announced it on Twitter yet? No. Well, we never announced publicly when or where. Oh, probably March of something.

Hollywood's already shut down. We don't need a third of YouTube disappearing. Oh my God. Have you seen how bad everything's gotten since the writer's strike? They were writing shit in the first place. Now it's even fucking worse, man. Yeah. It's one of those like, I like, well, they're getting underpaid. It's like, have you seen the shit that they've written? Yeah. The past couple of years, what they've written, they should get charged. Jake, just give a nod. Do you agree or disagree?

Jake knows Hollywood. He gets to see it. I've experienced it and watched it and worked in it. Fucking lot of trash writers out there. You don't get paid because you suck at your job. It's also like the invisible hand of the market, too, where it's like, oh, wow, there's a lot of people who want to do it.

Weird. It's like you could pay them less because there's a lot of people who want to take that fucking place. If you want to know how many big... That doesn't sound very fair. You're about to say the same thing I'm thinking. Yeah, exactly. Well, mine is, it's like, if you want to see the disparity between good writers and then fucking everyone else that's on strike right now, look at the good YouTubers. Yeah, that's what I was saying. And then how many... How many... How many...

YouTubers have broken a hundred million. You have a handful. How many YouTubers have a million? Actually more than you think. It's like a thousand. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's still a thousand. So out of a thousand, how many YouTube accounts are there though? Yeah. Hundreds of millions. Adding on to what you're saying, they're fucking scared of us, dude. They are fucking scared of what an individual can do and how well they can write. Yeah.

And like what someone like all of us just sitting in front of a fucking camera can do. They're fucking terrified of that. That's legit. I mean, you have your different style of content. Like even Jake over there, we talked about it on the drive here. It is the idea of- Oh, it's 40,000. 40,000 channels. 40,000 channels. That actually shocks me. It's that high. But even then, how many channels in general are on YouTube? You're looking at 900 million? No, over a billion.

You have probably a billion accounts on YouTube and then content creators, you're looking at at least 400 million, 300 million. We'll round down to 100 million. And also a lot of a big percentage of those people that are over a million are not currently active. And if they are active, they're not getting the kind of views we are. Yeah. So you're looking at that as a statistic or a number. I'd probably say 3,000 or 4,000 relevant ones. Yeah.

So take that and then apply that to the writers. You have so many bad writers that are like, I deserve the same as these ones. It's saying it's like, hey, random YouTuber, you deserve as much as big time YouTuber that has refined their craft. Even going into, I break it down as something as simple as this.

Thumbnail and title yes that sounds stupid as shit, and you're like I don't fuck it most of you probably don't know this the that is the most important part of the video the sounds stupid But not to a youtuber no excuse me it sounds stupid, but not to a good youtuber That is the most important part of a video is thumbnail and title mr. Beast breaks into this he was like hey like I'm breaking down to mr. Beast goes into like every three to five seconds I have to have something happening in a video

That's where I learned all this originally. When I worked with him back in like, was it like 2019? 2018? And then we met him at VidSummit and sat and talked about the same thing. It's called retention beats. You have to keep your audience there every three to five seconds or you're going to fucking lose them. So all the work I did for Mr. Beast back in the day was completely free. Like I didn't, like it was, at most it was like a shout out at the end, which I think got edited out, but I didn't care. I really, I tweeted about it.

Oh, I didn't make a tweet about it and talk about my victimhood. I didn't give a fuck. I learned. I was there to absorb information because, man, just even listening to the way those guys talk about YouTube content creation, you absorb so much. You learn so much. You've got paid experience. Yes, 100%. One of the keynotes right now, if you are thinking about this passionately,

Like write these fucking things down. This is something that most people, it doesn't matter. It fucking matters. It matters. So that last five, five minutes is what people would pay a lot of money. So yeah, Brandon and I went to vid summit a couple of years ago, which is where they, they bring out creators and they have people come up on stage and they talk about it like Mr. Beast, blah, blah, blah.

The best part of VidSummit, like we got bored, so we didn't want to be up there and watch the people talk. Well, a lot of the people that were talking, no offense to you if you're watching this, a lot of the people talking had fewer subs than we did. Yeah. It's like we're not going to listen to you about how to succeed if you're at 30k subs. It's just not interesting. The best part of it is we were sitting by the pool and Jimmy comes up and we just started just shit talking with him. Mr. Beast. That Mr. Beast guy. Oh, there we go. There we go.

Yeah, and I learned more in that five-minute conversation. Big Jay comes up. Who's Jay? Oh, Jesus Christ, sorry. Yeah, don't worry about that. You did not just fucking compare Mr. Beast to Jesus Christ. No, not that. That was a completely separate relevant timeline. Internet worship has gone too far. Oh, no. No, I don't know. If all these writers are so fucking smart, why don't they start YouTube channels? Because they won't succeed.

But literally take like these notes where it is extremely important. It is long form. When Fat Electrician came down the first time, he had what, 30,000 subs on YouTube, give or take? No, I had like 100, but yeah. Really? Yeah, I had 100 the first time I came down here. You hit that silver play button. Oh, okay. But it was still like, yeah. Because I knew you were huge on TikTok. I didn't know if you broke.

broken out on YouTube. We had to bully you into doing fucking long film. Because everyone's thing here, and Nick, what is the best thing is the guys that come out. This is, Nick, this is Fat Electrician, One Punch Dad, fucking habitual line crosser when they come out here, just naming a few.

They get motivated to do long form. And then Nick's for Nick. How many views does your first long form piece of content have right now? Just 1.2. You piece of shit. Once I went to long form, I never stopped. So I'll just, I'll just go back. Starting with my first long form video for those who don't know long form is like when we're talking about like not sure it's not 10 minutes or longer.

Yeah, it's eight minutes or longer. Not TikTok. That's the short form. When you get the second ad and 12, I think is when you get. When I first broke eight minutes and never went back, the views go 1.2 million, 1.2 million, 1.2 million, 2.3 million, 800,000, 1.3, 2.9, 700, 800, 1.8.

Half, eight. That's so crazy. That's so weird. It's weird how you listen to people that have succeeded and then you succeed too. Yeah, I know. Wild. But that's the thing, people. You don't fucking reinvent the goddamn wheel. It is not a hard concept. I mean, still experiment. Still experiment with stuff. And Unsub does that with stories, militaries. We got some shit in the pipeline that is good.

We're experimenting with it. We'll see how it works and that is the point of content. It's like hey this works got it Let's fucking let's let's experiment with these things see if they work and bring it into our own workflow also simplicity My favorite thing is Jake corridor digital he gets to watch you guys and be like fuck you because they spend months on one piece of content and Cody's like

Oh, someone got shot. Hi, everyone. Jonah here. So, cop killed a minority for the 50th time this month.

They were on the right, they were on the wrong. I'm going to break it down for you. Here we are. We're across Wisconsin. That's like why I feel like we do the creator range days. We bring people out. It's not just so they can shoot machine guns. Of course, we want everyone to experience the Second Amendment and how wonderful it is. But it's the networking that comes from it. Every single time we get around other creators, we learn something new. Just a little tidbit of information that we put into our content that just boosts it. Because we all do things just a little bit different.

And so when we get together and compare notes, because what people don't understand, YouTube doesn't exactly just tell us how this shit works. We have to figure it out. It's because they don't know either. We literally, it's just like it's a conglomerate of people that are getting together like, hey, this is my experience, this is my experience, and from that you can kind of aggregate

How to move going forward. So we're all just proof that there's enough room under the sun for everybody, as that sounds. We'll all get together and help each other because we're all in the same fight. We're all just trying to do the same thing. And it matters. All those little fucking things make a huge difference on the piece of content. You're like, oh, now this video is performing phenomenally because I listened to X, Y, Z. Cool. When we did...

I mean, even for unsub, a majority of the time, titles or anything, I kick it to the guys. I'm like, hey, which is the best title? Or let's come up with something different.

to make this the best title. Every fourth video you text it to me, you're like, what do you think about title for this? Yeah. The majority of our week is spent thinking about thumbnails and titles with each other. We have a big group and we're like, what do you think about this thumbnail? No, there should be an outline here. No, that should be enlarged. No. Brandon kicked autism test. He was like, just name it the autism test. And I was like,

I got the thumbnail. You sent me like six different title ideas. I was just like, just the autism test. I was like,

Oh, it's really good. I got the thumbnail. J. Will Christen was so cool. He was fucking awesome. Dude, one of the best homies in the world. And I kicked you the title. I kicked everyone the thumbnail. And they're like, Brandon's was like, I actually love that thumbnail so much. Zero critiques. I was like, yes, that. And then Dave, Salty Dave, old Dave Reardon, Time for a Pie. Is that who I thought you were talking about? Yeah.

No, like I kicked him and he like kicked him back. He was like, like this. I was like, change, put font up, go like this and put a train like,

- Literally what I said. I sent him a picture of the train. - Did you do that while you said it? - Yeah, I was like, "Put a train in the background." - Put a train in the background. - Put a tall building. - And he came in and he's like, "That? Send it to you guys." And you're like, "It's beautiful." I was like, "Oh, okay, we're good to go." - Dude, you literally have one second, one second to catch people's attention with a thumbnail. - Yeah. - It's one. - What people don't understand is like, obviously the content is important.

But before they click on the content, before they have no idea, like you could be the nicest person, most charismatic person in the fucking universe. Before they ever know that, they have to click on a title or a thumbnail. You have two opportunities to present information about your video to the audience. And if you can't get them on a title, thumbnail, you're fucked. Jake is like, hallelujah. This is...

You guys do not know how much information. This is, here is your fucking master class. This is a master class and you're getting it for free. You know what the most sought after job for high school kids is? YouTubers. YouTubers. Yeah. I promise you, if your kid is obsessed with being a YouTuber or whatever, get your kid doing video editing. Yes. And then try to get your kid to work for a YouTuber and that YouTuber will teach him everything under the sun for free.

100% of the time. Like that's the best advice I was like, the best thing you could fucking do out of high school is work for a YouTuber for free. I pay my video editor a shit ton of money. Also, if anybody would like to work for me for free, no, I'm done. I actually need a vlog editor, so if any of you out there want to, dude, your inbox is fucked now. Best example? You're like, yo, dog, what's up? I know this shit. The best example, so like off the top of my head, Nico Ortiz,

He did his Brutally Honest podcast with his personal assistant, and his personal assistant, who he pays money enough to apparently get by and live whatever, but he also taught her how to do social media, and she has like 800,000 subscribers on Instagram doing her own yoga thing, and she has her own separate job separate from working for him too. He just teaches her everything for free because –

Nico's autistic on this. There's room for everybody. Is this just us trying to get free labor right now? No. Work for YouTubers for free, motherfuckers. Come work. It's like the Sean String. Come and work. C-U-M-W-O-R-K.

Come work. Do the come work. That's the new version. Help wanted. Instead of help wanted, it's come work. Back in the day, it was a cast of couch. Now it's a computer chair where you edit our videos for free. It's the fucking human crypto mining. Jesus Christ. There's a whole bunch of people upstairs. Jake's like, stop it. Why are people upstairs now? Why are they coming?

There are editors, Jake. Shut the fuck up. Are 20 editors? I don't think this is an OSHA violation, but it should be. OSHA hasn't figured out a decentralized workforce yet. Quick. Make a billion dollars.

Christ alive. But if you want to get ahead, like this is, I just wish people would actually listen to it. It's like, listen to the people know what the fuck they're doing, the average numbers, and then we'll give out the information. I like what Gary Vee used to say about it because he obviously fell off the planet because he didn't follow a lot of his own advice. But he said, is he the knowledge guy?

No. He's like one of the OG entrepreneur guys. I watched a lot of his shit early on, but he would just say like, you know, I don't mind giving you all of my advice and basically how I run my businesses and how I run my social media because I know you'll never take it. Yep. 100%. And it's true. Yeah. It's fucking crazy. You have like, right now, there is...

Three individuals that are crushing life at this, and you're like, eh, I don't know. They might not. I still think I have a shitty podcast. Now we all have a shitty podcast together. Welcome. All for one. Subscribe.

All for one and one for come. Cheers to that. Nick, get the fucking drink up! God damn it. Pull from it! Pull from it! Do we just do a shot right now? God damn it. What shot do we do? Do we do rum or whiskey? Pass it down the fucking line. Liquor. Hardly even know. I Ubered here. My house is walking distance. I'm Ubering back.

But it is, it's crazy. I need a drink. Let's go make one real quick. BREAK! BREAK! We have to do rum? G-man, kill that break. Yeah, kill that break. Don't make that break. Look, look, look. It's just, the real is here. I'll just do a little bit of a... You want a halfie? If you guys are actually interested in making a profession out of this... Jay, get away from the mic. You're like this. You're deep throwing. Sorry. Just a little. Oh, can you get your teeth over here? Oh, you can. Oh, you can.

I can't. It's my Slavic jaw. I can't get my teeth to rip. But no, for real. I just want to point out what they're all joking about is actually legit. If you actually want to do...

the damn thing, and we want to make a living off of it, then there are literally... Jake, are you a little drunky? Of course I am. Jake looks like he wants to yell about taxes right now. You look like you want to yell at me and Eli. No, no, no.

I had to yell at Donut about buying a Lamborghini earlier because our bonds were better then. Yeah, he's yelling at me about supercars. It's fine. Jake, if you want to do the damn thing, what do we do? Look, look, no, just like, there's a path. And if you follow, if you follow, you read in between the lines, you follow, like, everybody on YouTube that I've ever met that's been successful at it has always been willing to offer how they did it. Yeah. Absolutely.

For free! For fucking free! If you're paying for a course, you're doing it wrong. Yes, absolutely. I don't need you to read between the lines. I just need you to fucking listen. Don't hurt me. You will learn more from the Joe Rogan Mr. Beast episode than you ever will from any course ever. Absolutely. And there's people like us that are

Honestly, on the platform, a dime a dozen. But when it comes to actually looking into it and doing it yourself and trying it yourself, there's a wealth of knowledge there that should not be taken for granted. And we're giving it out for free because the way that the platform exists allows us to make a living without having to sell it, which is a phenomenal thing. It's because we're fucking lonely.

Imagine climbing a mountain by yourself and yelling down, "Hey, here's how to get up here. It's fucking awesome." And everybody's like, "I could never pull it off by myself." But you have to try. Or they're like, "You have to go." Or they're like, "Yeah, I could do that."

And then they just stay there. Yeah. I'll teach you how to get here for free just because I want somebody to go to brunch with every day. You have to try. I'm catching some strays over here. And so all I'm saying is that the last 15 minutes that these guys have just sort of espoused is free knowledge that's worth $100,000. So...

Thank you. I love you. Jake! I love that this is gonna be one of the most watched podcasts that we have. I know. Everyone's about to say it. Don't fight. And it's gonna be for free. You wanna make me one? And it's for free. What's up? You wanna make me one of your Coke Zero and whatever the fucks? You want rum or whiskey? I want Brandon to make it. Let's see what happens. Are you sure? Say fuck. Say when. Say when, motherfucker. Say when. I'll be your huckleberry. Oh my god.

I know. I really want to go back and watch it now. I hadn't seen it before like three years ago. What the fuck is wrong with you? I've seen it. Okay. This is good-ass rum. Three years ago, though? Yeah, it's good-ass fucking rum. It's weird watching people not take all the... There's fucking every piece of information you need for free out there from editing, podcasting to...

Every piece of life. Just go search it and you will experience it. Watching, even reading the podcasting Reddit, I've never, like three days ago, I've stumbled upon podcast Reddit and it was the first time I was like,

This is wrong. People, if you have fucking four podcasts and not one is taking off, reevaluate what you're fucking doing. Also, don't have four podcasts. Yeah, don't have four fucking podcasts. And also, secondly, don't give people advice until you've already succeeded.

There's like, that's, that feels really like simple advice, but you'd be surprised. There's people like I have 800 pockets. You click on it. They're like 10 views. It's like, Hey, let's refine what you're doing and like simplify it. Also, not enough. One message, one fucking message that works. You don't need a billion messages. This bothers the fuck out of me. A lot of people don't ask why would anybody watch this? That is a big fuck. Like,

That sounds super fucking simple. Yeah, it's like, all right, are you educational? No. Are you entertaining? No. Are you funny? No. Why the fuck would I watch that? Jake is like, yes! Am I learning a goddamn thing? Either be one of the three or be...

Everyone at this table for all like some combination. Yeah. Like for the love of God, if you're on TikTok and somebody is telling you how to make content and go viral and do this for a living before you take that advice, click on their profile and see how many people actually give a fuck what they say. Yeah. First off, I'm just going to go out there and say TikTok is fake views. It doesn't matter. That's also true. It's potato chips.

It is very simplistic. What you want to do, this is all aspects of life. Listen to somebody that's like big in their fucking ass.

what their craft is. If they are good at their craft, you will know other people will let you know they're good at their craft. Listen to them. Then find the next person that is better at that craft. This is why like, these are my guys. They are, these are my best friends. They are younger than me, but still at the end of the day, I'm going to listen to them on what they are great at. You know what? They're fucking great out. Same for fucking Jake over here.

Thumbnails, YouTube, content, they know what they're doing. And each one has something specific they're bringing. Jake, Corridor, they have dialed in long form content or like 10 to 20 minute content at a higher end.

refined it to a craft. I can't wait to see the retention dip on this episode as soon as we start preaching them like YouTube. They'll hear money. For the love of God, don't let your kids take a social media class at college. Whatever you do, don't pay for that. What you guys haven't realized either is we've been doing retention beats this entire time.

One conversation about guns drops off and we jump up into a different conversation. What I just did to Eli now was a retention beat. You guys probably didn't notice it.

We think like this now when we're doing content. Yeah, we're going from one type of content to another this entire podcast. And it's not calling the audience stupid. It's literally just saying this is how the human brain is wired and we've learned to communicate that way. This isn't scripted whatsoever. This is not to entertain people. G-Van has already done an intro for this video that specifically reflects, and then our title and thumbnail are also going to be keynotes

on this episode. - We talked about this title thumbnail two weeks before we did the fucking episode. - I love that now the comments are like, "Jesus fucking Christ." - One hour, 22 minutes, 29 seconds. - You guys are gonna leave this like, - Oh, Imogen. - You guys are gonna leave this like, "Oh my God, I see the matrix now."

It's all ones and zeros, boys. Dude, all these little numbers come into play with what everyone's doing. And you have to refine it. Like, Jake, on the drive here, it's appreciating what you guys do at your level. You guys, when you watch some Corridor videos, you're like, holy fucking shit. And then I can tell you when Corridor reacts to VFX...

That was their defining moment. It's like, oh, thank fucking Christ we have something that works, that generates views, and we can replicate easily in a pipeline without doing anything.

hours and months of VFX. - And like the GQ shit and the corridor VFX artist reacts is what inspired some of my Gun Builders React series and stuff like that that started early on. It was just kind of like, oh shit, it wasn't how do I copy that? It's like, how do I take that concept and work that into what I already do?

And like, that's, that's something that's really, you know, who else doesn't listen to this advice? Hollywood. No, that's weird. Crazy. Weird. Bro. About that writer's strike again. History channel. Oh boy, we're talking about that. Wanted me to be on a show.

I'm still... Can we hear your story? We'd like to... Whatever you can talk about. I mean, whatever. I didn't sign anything, so I can talk about all of it. Basically... A famous Ghostbuster is going to have a new show come out where he does basically YouTube top 10 videos. That blew my mind. You didn't tell me that part before last night. Yeah. So he does top 10 videos, which is like a YouTube format, and they're going to try to copy it. And that's great. Whatever. That's fine. It works. It's established. It's science at this point.

And this person, they got a hold of me because they're like, hey, I saw your bat bomb video. We wanted to do a topic on that. You have the most views for that video on YouTube. Do you want to come in on being our subject matter expert for the bat bomb? And I'm like, I fucking I read the book from the guy that designed it. I'm not an expert, but whatever. Sure. Why not? How much are you paying me? Zero at first. Oh, I'm not flying into LAX for zero ninety nine.

And they're like, well, you know, typically we just get like history majors trying to get their master's degree from the local college. And I go, cool, fucking get one. I don't give a shit. Yeah. Congrats, bro. It's fine. History majors aren't bringing a couple million subscribers across platforms to your fucking TV show. And they're like, well, we could probably give you $750. And I'm like, again, no, sorry. Yeah, no. Whatever. So I didn't do that. But.

They basically broke down the fucking show. And I don't know. I tried to give advice, and then there was five producers telling me, no, you're wrong. And I was like, I mean, I get more views than the fucking History Channel does, but whatever. Yeah. They just refused to listen. I was like, all right, well, you guys have fun with that. Bye.

And we're not downplaying $750. I will let you know across the board. That is far too little for somebody like that to fly in. I'm downplaying that. Even as an electrician, for me to take a week off to fly to a different state away from my wife and kids, if I don't get to go home to my wife at the end of the day, that's me working 24 hours a day.

Period. - That is the key. - So that, what I'm saying was $750. - For me to take a week off and work 24 hours a day, sleep in a fucking hotel room, pay for me to eat out three times a day,

It's not going to fucking happen. For you to get eaten out three times a day? Eat out at a restaurant. It's LA. That was a pertinent question. They will rim you in LA. Nick wants to be ate out three times a day. Social media show aside, you're not paying $250 a day per eating session. Those fat electrician legs just spread open.

- No, we know what you're saying, man. It's fucking lame. - I wouldn't do that as an electrician, let alone social media, whatever the fuck. - No, and that's how a lot of people don't. They're like, "So you turn that." I was like, "Bro, this is a week worth of shit "that I have to do, fly, be away from my family, "all these little things. "It is fucking work." - Also what people don't see is how much we grinded our fucking faces off for zero dollars before any of this became a thing. Now we actually carry influence where we can sell things

We can get you views. We can sell your products. We can do those things. And it's not for nothing. We didn't get randomly chosen fucking name out of a hat. Yeah. We grinded to get here. To piggy off what Brandon was saying, I went to... It was... Yeah, for that big shoot we just did a couple weeks ago, it was...

Nine days. I did the math. I did nine days straight of 16 to 17 hour days leading up to those shoots, getting them done. I took one day off. That is these guys' work schedule. Usually a majority of the time that is one day off. We out of a month, you're taking maybe a handful of half days off and you're like, okay, that's good enough.

I don't need any more. And it crushes the soul. Where people get weekends, they get nine to fives. It's not to downplay it. It is work. That is what a lot of people don't understand. How much effort and work every individual...

That is working this lifestyle is putting in because they were like, hey, I want to fucking crush life. I want to do entrepreneurship. I want to run eight businesses. This is a fucking great idea. I want to open a new skate shop. I want to run a gun shop, open a channel, run for Congress. I'm going to be an electrician. Also start long form, short form, every other piece. I want to get rich, get a blumpkin and fucking die. You want to get an AML, dude? Yeah.

We are working every fucking hour of our goddamn day. It's awesome. What people don't see, the RPG video, that was probably two and a half hours of film. Watching you fuck up $3,500 is fucking hilarious. I hope people appreciated that because that video in general was over $10,000 for me. It was over $10,000.

And that was money that I was not expecting. I had no idea if I would get that back. That's without camera rentals, because we were friends. We also...

There is so many little pieces of this pie that go into it. I had eight people on staff on set for that video, right? More or less. We had fucking over $10,000 put into it before I ever had any guarantee of any return or that the video would even get fucking monetized. My time, three days of coordination. $20,000 worth of camera gear just on my end. Like around subs now. Like there. Like that is in one fucking video. How many rockets did you shoot?

Two more than I should have. Four. I was expecting two, but the scope was not sighted in and I had to figure out what the hold was for... RPGs aren't accurate, guys. I spent seven extra thousand dollars on RPGs and then my truck got stolen. How much was the ballistic dummy, Brandon? Oh, yeah, no, I didn't even factor that in. Four grand? Yeah, four grand for a torso.

Them's not cheap. Well, the other part for me was like, your job is so easy. It's like, bro, half the people commenting that don't have enough money for a ballistic dummy in their fucking bank account. Fuck you. Goddamn congressman. I'm fine with that. Just don't call my job easy. The other part was like, for me, like, I don't know the editor. I don't trust the cast. Like, you could make me look like a dumbass or edit out all the funny, you know what I mean? Like, there's also an aspect of that. I did a thing. You could do that.

You could make me look like an asshole. You could be completely disingenuous and just make you look like an asshole for no reason. Because you're Australian and whatever. The simplicity of editing a video is so much work that goes into it. For real. If your kids want to get involved in social media...

Get them started in video editing. It's a great start. It's a good start. It's super, super good. I think we all editor our own videos for the first couple years at least. Until we... And then hired an editor and that editor is our friend that will help out in any way they want ever because they're legitimately our friends. Dude, I remember I did Airsoft videos and shit.

like sixth grade, seventh grade in school. And then like eighth grade, I did video arts class where we all like basically just fought over the opportunity to record, you know, girls volleyball high school that, you know, that was just kind of what we did. Oh, that's a true thing. Yeah. No, we had, we had to do video arts in, uh, in high school. I didn't do video arts, but I had a, I had a YouTube channel in high school though. And if you guys can find it, I'll give you a thousand dollars.

Hey, I also have a YouTube channel from high school that's still up that you won't be able to find. Mine's still up. You're not going to find it. Hopefully. We'll see. I regret. I deleted mine. You know what? I'm going to go home and delete it. I just challenged the internet. That's a fucking losing battle. I take it back. It'll be gone before this episode airs. I promise. I regret it. I deleted mine in like 2008.

That's probably a good idea. I wish I still had it, but for myself. Is that when you did the audio file of MindConf? No, you fucker. You're talking about your jerking playlist? Congressman. Oh, God. Yeah, also...

Eli we got it. We got a step our game up about what we I don't know I like I gotta get knighted or something It's fucking congressman colonel colonel. We gotta get some dude I went to my fucking p.o. Box the other day and I

There was this cardboard surrounded around a letter, and I was like, do not bend. This is weird. I'm getting served right now. Something fucking happened. I'm finally getting sued by some asshole I talked about getting shot on the internet. And I open it up, and it's from the governor of Kentucky. I am an official colonel in Kentucky now.

Rich got one too. Honorary Kentucky Colonel. Honorary Kentucky Colonel. Just like Sanders. Angry cops got one the same day. It's fucking weird. I wasn't expecting that. I don't know what I did in Kentucky. I don't know why I put a southern accent and made this really bad. Colonel Donut Operator and his student athletes. He was like, Donut, we should treat him like Jerry. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know about that. Who's that Pecklewood downtown who blows the glass? Who's that Pecklewood? I don't know. I don't know, Governor. I don't know about that.

As long as the lawyer Jake is laughing, we're in the clear. Yeah, for sure. As long as the attorney is laughing. I was ordained at least. I can marry people. Did you guys hear that? Did you guys hear that? Which one? He's ordained.

He can marry people. Yeah, reverend. Let me talk to you about something here soon. Oh, yeah? What? Is this a fucking breaker? We got a new title for this episode. We're announcing. I'm in. I'm so proud of you guys. We're gay! We now have the F-pass. Watch out, internet. You actually got married just for that?

- The new shirt says F-Fast. It's you two with wedding rings. - It's like the carnival ticket in Mint One. - We've been waiting a long time to say this, but welcome back to Unsubscribe. - I'm having so much fun just watching Jake's facial reactions in the background as we're filming this. - Fucking Jake's like, "This is gold."

Oh my God, it's perfect. Oh yeah, more YouTube life hacks. The more opportunities you give for YouTube to make money, they'll push your videos more because they get to make more money and then you get more views. Then you make more money. They make more money. Because that's how the algorithm works. It's one of those things that... Well, they say it doesn't, but it does. They lied. They lie. YouTube wants money, which is good because I want money too. That's one of those things that seems...

intuitive, but most people don't put together. Yep. It's kind of weird. Good content. We should stress that. Don't do shit content for four hours and be like, it's not working. You guys lied. It's like, no, you had shit content. But when we've seen long form content over two hours, it is the algorithms like,

Also basic tonality. A lot of people that are doing YouTube, hey guys, so I'm trying YouTube and today we're going to... Yeah, fuck yeah. Jake from Corridor, everybody. Here's how you need to approach this.

If you're scanning through radio frequencies, and I know this is outdated dad talk. God damn, you're drinking behind the camera. No, no, no. Look, look, look. If you scan through radio frequencies and you stop at a song, apply the same mentality to your videos.

Yeah. Tell yourself, would I stop at this song? Would I stop at this video? And if you wouldn't, well then...

And the answer is, if the answer is no, then give up. No, no, no. The answer is not give up. I like Jake's voice right now. Jake has deteriorated on his vocal habits. Jake is a very wholesome family man, and he's not used to keeping up with us degenerates. Science. But that's the question we have always asked ourselves at Corridor, is if you can click on it, and if you can stop, and you can pay attention to the thing that we're offering...

in the microsecond that you have been given. Like, that's how you need to test yourself. And you can't hold yourself to some unprecedented standard. You can't hold yourself to some...

non-equilibrium standard. If people are going to watch through and they're going to get suggested videos and they're going to click on your video, then... And stay there. Yeah. Then you apply yourself to that exact standard and don't have any qualms about it. It's not about ego. It's not about... It's just... It's fairly objective. It's super objective. And if you can get yourself to put a video up in front of somebody and then they click on it,

Boom you've done your job. Yeah, and that's is as simple as that science and it is science also within that add to that point What Cody what do we call the intro bit of our video for starting like in media res? Where you want a little bit of the video? I love it. Ready the cum shot the cum shot. It's you start with the cum shot Yeah, so if I if I jump into a video and I say hey guys Jake hey guys No, Jake Jake made a very good point there if I'm like hey

It's literally to Jake's point, like what he was just talking about. We're going to talk about this guy got shot by police today. But if I'm like, hi, everyone, Donut here. This guy got smoked by a fucking police officer today, and it was crazy as hell. Stick around to watch the video. I'm already hard. We have our YouTube voices, by the way. Basically, it comes down to life. What is up, you sexy YouTube mother lovers? Today, we're going to be talking... Yeah. Today, we're talking about...

So like literally it all comes down to like, I can't do that in a unsub because it's fucking an hour, two hours compressed. If you want to succeed at YouTube, all you have to do is establish the fact that people are going to give you their time. You have to respect that and provide value in return. And then we get to sell ads based on your time. That's all it is. So it's like, I have to respect your time. So like as an electrician, it's like,

I hope you respect my time because I cost a lot of money to show up at your house and fix your electrical. It's the same exact concept. Like you're watching my video. I respect your time. I want to provide value. If you're not laughing or smiling, I want you to be learning. And if you're not learning, I want you to be laughing or smiling because my two categories that I overlap are funny and education. And that's just what I want you to do. I try to do the same fucking thing. Exactly. Yeah. I hate entertainment. Yeah. I just, I hate this just entered my brain is think of corn.

at the 10 seconds of Korn if you were like hey daddy what am I doing and then big boobs got revealed a fucking bus shot I love how you say fucking boobs but not porn

Bob. Oh, I thought we were talking about Korn the band. That's why I went with the... Oh, I thought we were talking about Korn the band, too. Yeah, those two were... They catch you with the... Fuck that. Fuck that. Are we doing Dune now? I just thought about... Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about Creed. Porn entered my head. I would watch a whole porn video if it was like, hey, daddy, what's up?

And then it's the girls like boom and then getting smashed and then boom the money shot and you're like man I want to watch the whole video. That's just exactly what I was like supernatural. I like this. Tim I never thought about that. I don't believe that the babysitter actually loves the pizza man. Fucking piggy off of what you just said. If you look through porn they have some of the best

fucking thumbnails in the world because it's like what you're into, what you're looking for. So if you want to know how to make thumbnails, go to the corn tubs. You click on it. That's the next t-shirt. Literally a husk of corn in a bathtub. Corn tub. It's a full bathtub with just corn in it. It's colored in a way that looks like the corn tub logo. Oh, I like this a lot.

You got two good, three good t-shirts out of today. Oh, I hate it. I never thought about it. I was like, oh my God, I click it. If, if corn gave me 10 seconds of hard intro of what's going on, I'd be like, watch this or J O to it. I have a question. Minimum. I have a question about the new unsubscribe. Actually go on. If we're all hosts, we're still going to have guests sometimes. Right. Most probably rotate. I'm sure. So like, does that mean for the first time ever, Eli gets a fucking day off?

No. Has there ever been one without you? One. In over 100? 132 episodes. You get like an episode off. I won't even know what to do on that episode. You know how hard it's going to be for me to try to do a podcast with you standing in the corner? Just watching? Yeah.

It's like Asian Tiger Moth. 131? Why not 132? Dude, I can't even imagine. I'd watch an episode get uploaded without me only like... What are you going to do with this many hosts? Okay, we're going to do what each individual is doing right now for the next big piece of content. And then we'll fucking close this bitch out to the after show.

I don't mind this. Who are we starting with? Oh my god, Brandon, hold on. No, we're gonna start... Brandon's gonna be last because I fucking love it. We'll start with...

We talked about yours last time. What is your next piece after that? After that? Yeah. It's in the after party, so I can still tell it here in normal podcast, right? Yeah. Okay, cool. So, Cody, who hasn't heard this before. Oh, this. Bro, check it out. Bro, this. Let me tell you a story. Let me fucking. God damn it. This is fucking dope. The first battle of World War II. You ready for this? Okay. Guess who the first man to fucking get their enormous ball sacks and stand up against the German war machine was in World War II?

We were talking about this today. Not the same thing that you're talking about, but there's always two degrees of separation between someone famous and someone that did something great in a war. World War II or Civil War. World War I ends, and there's the Treaty of Versailles, Poland, Germany, whatever they separate. There's this major port city known as Danzig or... Mother! There's a different version of Danzig. Sorry.

It's Danzig. It's a major port city. The Germans want it. Poland wants it. It makes a lot of money, right? So they both agree that Danzig is going to be a free city, like the free city of Danzig. It's going to be its own separate entity. Germany has rights to it. Poland has rights to it. Okay. The post office in Danzig is Polish territory, kind of how like American post offices are federal property. Okay. Okay. So that's Polish territory. Okay.

Over time, the 20 years between World War I and World War II, the brown shirts, like the hardcore Nazi advocates, kind of take over Danzig, and it's primarily Nazis living there.

Poland sends in this badass military guerrilla fighter, and he is there to prep the postal workers in case the Germans try to attack Danzig. Is it Sima Haya? No. Okay. Not Polish. That's Finnish. That's Finnish. Winter War. Sorry, sorry. Completely different thing. So 1939, I forget the exact date. Not according to the Soviets. I think it's...

Okay, you want my fucking hot take for the day? Here's my hot take. The greatest sniper of all time is Carlos Hathcock. Sure, he only has 78 confirmed kills compared to like, what, 300? But also, he was hunting other trained snipers in the jungle, not conscripted Soviet 18-year-olds wearing olive green drabs in winter in fucking Finland. I agree with you. Carlos Hathcock's better. I agree with you. However, he wasn't using a fucking Mosin.

Who was using a Moser? Alright, fucking... CMO was? I mean, yeah, he had iron sights, whatever. Hathcock kind of had an optic on a fucking Modus on top of a mountain.

That was one of them. Yeah, but he also pioneered it. That was one of them. So he gets credit. That was one of them. It wasn't like somebody like, here's a fucking Modus with an optic. No, he invented that shit. He did. Hathcock's the best. And then he- I will argue to the death on this. I agree with you. I was just playing a little DA here. He had people walking over him on his X-ville, which is fucking ridiculous. A dude that's like- Do you know Carlos Hathcock's nickname? A general?

Probably angel death. No. White feather. No. You know why? Yeah. Because he'd stick a white feather in his hat while he was doing counter sniper operations to give the other sniper a fucking chance.

him shooting the general. - No skill issue. - Was it a general or a colonel that he shot on the enemy opposition? - It was like some general, wasn't it? - It was a general. - That was the one where he trekked like seven days. - Like seven days. - On his stomach. - Had somebody step on him, yeah. Carlos Hathcock is a fucking gangster. - Anyways, finishing up the evening. - Anyway, sorry. - First battle of World War II, right? - The German SX, like the special forces hardcore Nazi Germans

The SS swore an oath to Hitler, not Germany, to fucking Hitler. These guys were like hardcore Nazis, right? They roll up, there's 180 of them. As opposed to the casual Nazis. I mean, to be fair, look, I don't totally...

I don't sympathize with Nazis, but like... Most of the Germans were just like, hey, Germany is being attacked. There's a lot of 16-year-old kids that were like, hey, do what I tell you or I'm going to kill your fucking family. These guys were like hardcore radicals that believed in it, right? Yeah, yeah. So these guys rolled up with armored cars and artillery to the fucking post office, 185 of them. And they sat there and the postal workers were like, oh, fuck, we're not delivering mail today. We're throwing down.

The fucking Germans are sitting outside. A German warship rolls in and fires. Imagine the people at your local post office. Yeah, that's what I'm imagining. Like my fat lady that gets out and just like is uncomfortable putting my mail in the slot. I mean, to be fair, this is like working in 1919. This is back in the day when most women were staying home moms, typically speaking. So it was all men. It was 43 grown-ass men.

And a German warship rolls into the harbor, fires on the city of Danzig. This is the official start of World War II. When this battleship fires on Danzig, like that is Germany invading Poland. World War II has officially started. That is a signal for the SS Germans to attack this post office and take it over. 43 postal workers who have been getting trained by a Polish guerrilla fucking fighter,

Have been trained over the last like year and a half on how to defend this post office in case this happens. The Germans roll up, they open the door and they start walking in to fucking jerk or sorry to Polish fucking mailman with machine guns.

Fucking you've got mail open fire fucking wipe out like 30 fucking Germans They get pushed back and the German SS commanders like oh fuck. This is really embarrassing I need to launch an attack on the backside they run around to the backside get repelled again. That's called marriage these fucking postal workers repel the SS Germans German special forces for 19 fucking hours

They push back the Germans by themselves with no backup. They're calling in artillery fire on this fucking post office and they can't push them out. It's a huge embarrassment to like the German officer in charge. So like, yeah, that's the video I'm working on next. The first battle of World War Two is 43 fucking mailmen that stand stood in front of the German war machine for

For 19 hours by themselves. Damn, listen to that title right there, dude. How Mailman Defeated the German Army. 43 Polish mailmen versus the German war machine. And they won for 19 hours straight. That's the fucking title. If that's not foreshadowing of like, you motherfuckers are going to have problems, I don't know what is.

That's fucking rad. That's a good bit. You've got Mel. The two dudes at the first you were talking about, you've got Mel. It's just going to cut to somebody mag dumping. It's Tom Hanks saying you've got Mel and then just get Moe. What's your next video you're working on?

Oh, dude, it's just murder. I don't know what to tell you. When someone gets shot by police, I analyze it, break it down. That's the breakdown, everyone. Well, tell them, did they deserve it or not on this one? It depends on whether or not it's murder. Well, that's what kills me about people. It's like, did they deserve it or not? I always try to stay neutral and say, hey, the cops fucked up. I'm going to be honest. I really appreciate it because there's nothing better than...

Cody donut operator being like, this guy's going to get fucking paid because that was not the right thing to do. And we'll talk about that sometimes at like brunch. We'll like, we'll just be going over a video. We're just like, like that one wasn't good. It's not a good shoot. It was like, he's getting a lot of my tax money right now because he shouldn't, I got shot. And a lot of people don't realize that Cody, like you're going into these because you're like, Hey, and that was one of the most impactful statements you did was when, for

I forget which one happened, but you're like, man, I'm fucking done. It's when you announce, you're like, I'm done with this shit. I hate that I have to cover this. It's a couple years ago or two years ago, and you're like, what the fuck? Why am I having to announce this? And you get to watch your genuine reaction. It's like, I'm tired of doing this because it fucking weighs on you as a human. You're like, I don't want... When the police are doing something bad, you're like, fuck, dude. Why the fuck didn't you...

I think it was a female officer. Yeah, it was the female officer that was like, yeah, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, taser, tas

But it is. It shows you like Cody, if you haven't known this, he he breaks down each and every one to that degree where you're like it weighs on him. He talks about it like, yes, we we do all that. But your videos are like you're weighing in on your honest opinion on it. It's fucking awesome. It's hard to explain to people, too, because like sometimes we'll we'll be at brunch and there's no per brunch. Me and you are probably looking at like.

Three murders whether it's Darwin Awards police shootings, whatever the fuck like we're just like I've seen this one yet Oh, let's check this one out. That's like look at them like people around us like there's nothing harder than being neutral People are gonna fucking hate me for it cuz I don't have an agenda agenda. Sorry I

I don't have a vagina. You're right. We can't do a shirt. It's just a boner that says neutral. This is the hardest thing possible. Being neutral is like a dick in porn. It's hard.

Oh, God. But yeah, yours is always based off of like, hey, what's going on? God damn it. It's fucking the politics. It's going on right now. It's always facts, dude. I try to stick with the facts. And that's what I love about you. I was still breaking down or just watching your videos. I'm like homeboys. That's all you love about him? Really, Eli? His dick, too. His fucking massive dick.

Matt, five inches. Five whole inches. The four-inch destroyer. Heather, don't comment. Top comment, pinch. God damn it. Brandon, what's your next video, dog? I don't want to talk about it. Which one is it, dog? No, tell us, Brandon. Shooting Martin Luther King Jr. in the head.

Oof, I was holding back my comments on what I was talking about. The FBI has entered the chat. Yeah. Oh, why to lose another lawsuit about why they did it?

Yep. So some of Brandon's most popular videos ever have been political assassinations and they're fucking incredible. You've done JFK, Abraham Lincoln. We got a few in the pipe, but the next one's going to be Martin Luther King Jr. Because to me, that is a very, very interesting historic shooting. And genuinely, after looking into it, and especially like influenced very much by Wendigoon, influenced by him quite a bit and reading into it a good bit.

Man, the FBI fucking killed that dude. Oh, for sure. And every statement I make in this podcast, by the way, is entirely satire. I don't believe any of this stuff. I hope you don't believe it. This is totally satire, but the FBI fucking killed him. I don't mean this at all in any way, but JFK was a fucking straight gangster.

World War II veteran. Thank you for taking the heat off. You know what his paperweight was on his desk in the Oval Office? It was half a coconut husk in acrylic.

And on that coconut husk was a distress letter that he carved after PT boat 109 got rammed in half by a Japanese destroyer. Two of his men died and he swam back out and dragged one of his men through the ocean back to a fucking island holding his uniform in his teeth and

He like broke his back saving his dude, wrote a distress letter on a coconut, gave it to an indigenous fucking person that lived on this island who delivered it to the US military and they went and saved him and his men. Fucking JFK also started the Navy SEALs, right?

I don't know about that, but I do know once he got in office, he shot down Operation Northwood, which was quite literally instigating World War III. No, go on on this one. Operation Northwood. Operation Northwood. The CIA approached JFK as president and was straight up like, hey, um...

Um, we want to instigate World War III framing Cuba. We want to false flag the shit out of World War III. We want to false flag and start World War III. And JFK is like, um... The USS Spain Part II. Just for reference, two of these...

Out of 100%, 50% don't know this, so I'm going to guess for a majority of you, you don't know this story. The CIA literally approached JFK and was like, hey, we're actually going to false flag World War III with fucking Cuba. And JFK is like, no, I'm a legit veteran. I've fought in war. We're not going to do this for no fucking reason. No. And told the CIA we're not starting World War III. It's like Fallout. Lockheed Martin disliked that.

Yeah, like legit. 100%. We didn't like that. Raytheon hated that. Lockheed Martin, Raytheon hated that. And then he said some shit about the Federal Reserve and then magically he got assassinated. Weird. I know. Super weird. Okay, Brandon, back to you. Yeah, sorry, Brandon.

No, that's all I had. You're just killing Martin Luther King. Got it. No, I'm talking about how... Well, shut up. Oh, no.

Look, I have a dream where the FBI doesn't fucking kill its own citizens, okay? It's crazy. Do any of the research on any of these. It's the most ridiculous thing when you read about it. I recommend looking at Wendigoon's video. He has a very comprehensive hour and a half breakdown on it. I went and verified a lot of his sources and it's freaky. A lot of the things were scary. While we're talking about YouTube and World War II propaganda...

So there's two phases of propaganda in human history. I love Drunk Nick because I can see his face and eyes already. His eyes have done this. I'm going to tell the truth. Oh, God. Now I thought about it. I don't know if I want to say it. No, World War II. So like they suppressed a lot of the information.

That's how they controlled the narrative. They could suppress information because the internet wasn't a thing. No. And now that the internet is a thing, they can no longer tell newspapers, hey, don't run with that. So the only other option when you can't suppress information is to overflood the network with so much information, they can't tell what's true and what isn't. And that is a new era of information that you're in. It's not that you don't know the truth. The truth is out there.

It's just that now you can't determine what's the truth and what's bullshit because they've oversaturated the market with so much fucking bullshit that you'll never find the truth. And on that note, we're going to end this. Cody's fucking back. Cody's a donut fucking back. Bye, everyone. Back again. Welcome to the new fucking host, Bad Electrician.

Brandon Herrera, Cody, aka Donut Operator, sitting at the new table. This is like the subreddit's dream lineup they never thought they could get. Dude, they came. They came. We came. We came. Everyone came right now. Come subscribe. And we love it. Stick to the after show. We're going to do 20 minutes of bullshit. Maybe 20. I don't know. Guys, where do we find you? Doesn't fucking matter. We're ending the segment. Because we're all the hosts. You can find us here. Just fucking subscribe.

Unsubscribe. Well, don't do that. Cody, sign us out. Unsubscribe, but still watch. Break the algorithm. Bye, everyone. Thank you for coming to the Unsubscribe Podcast 3.0. I'm joined here by D-Light Double Tap, Brandon Berberba, and, of course, Fat Electrician. Thank you for coming. We'll see you sexy YouTube mother lovers in the next podcast. Quack, bang out. ♪♪♪

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