Zombie Field Trip -You Should Know Podcast-
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We got co-host Cam back in the studio! Okay. Let's talk about something. Yeah, poor, I mean, just watch him, he's sad, watch. Oh, poor Bubba. Poor dude. It's alright. It's okay, just snap out of it. Okay, why would we harm him so early in the episode? Because he's not, you know, he's just not, he's... He's having a sick day. Allergies are at cedars high.

Cedars High. I mean, when I tell you all my allergies are through the roof right now. Like, there is no roof. Like, it blew straight. It literally went straight through. That is an accurate depiction of what I sound like in the morning. Dude. Every morning. It's disgusting. I literally can't see. I can't see.

I can't see when I wake up. Okay, but I'm going to say something. I did not like the way you just looked. That's every morning. Okay, but you know what? Ask Olivia. You want to know what I kind of like? Don't say you like that little lump. Oh, my God. It feels like there's a little person in my throat. You're so problematic. I name him Tony. Oh, no. Like, hey, Tony. He's in there this morning. You got Tony in your throat?

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This guy's a freaking liar. Look at him. Are you excited for next week? I'm very excited. There's multiple things that are coming next week. It's just going to be a whole bunch of... Is there? Yeah, there's multiple things. What? Oh. Oh.

Okay, okay, okay. So one of them we could say is Patreon because you already said it. Patreon is officially, officially, spell officially. Don't need you to do it because you can't. O-F-F-I-S-C-I-A-L-O. O-F-I-S-C-I-A-L-O. Out next Monday. Patreon's going to be crazy fun stuff there. We're going to have the link and everything when it's live in the descriptions and whatnot. Obviously, it's not going to be there this episode because it's not up yet. But...

It's going to be in the description. Next episode, you're going to be able to go right over there, see what we are cooking up. I'm talking, go ahead, put it in there. Imagine there's a big old pot right here. No, no, no. Our foot's not in there. Our whole shin is in there. We're in there. Come on. Put it in there. Come on. Look at that. That's Patreon right there. That's Patreon. This is Patreon right there. That made me feel really good. When you moved yours, my L3 got a little...

You got... My... Oh, you got a heavy leg. It's those hips. It carries a lot of weight. It's called muscle, yeah. It's called the VMO. I'm about to pass out. I do a lot of leg extensions. They look really good. You wouldn't know. Anyway... You do... Yeah. Oh, no. Okay. That, I mean... I'm not going to disagree. Is that on Patreon? No, no, no. But...

Leg muscle, that's what it was. I can't wait to get the testimonies back from the people that are members of the Patreon. Oh, it's going to be unreal. I cannot. Because we are actually confident in this. It's like some funny shit is in the Patreon. We don't talk about enough normal stuff on this podcast. Stop. I hate that. When I'm editing it, but you don't edit it and you don't listen back. Don't say that. Because I got to. Don't say that.

I'll say that. Sorry, Citroen. We always talk about me editing it. We're teaching Cam how to edit. He's going to edit a lot on the Patreon. We're teaching you. There's nothing wrong with that. I love editing. I hate editing that, though. I'm sorry. We never talk about our normal stuff. And I want to talk about something normal real quick. Okay.

I've watched a documentary on Netflix called The Hatchling Slasher. It's not called that, but it's something of that term called The Hitchhiking Wielding Hitchhiker. What? The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker. There we go. Have you seen that? Have not, no. Do you remember that guy, though? Do I remember The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker? Yes. I'm going to go with...

No. Okay, remember that Super Viral video whenever YouTube was just popping off and it was crazier when shit went viral.

This was a very viral interview and you've seen it. It was the guy, the homeless dude with the, didn't look homeless. He was like a 20, 21 year old kid. He looked, he's like a good looking dude, long hair. He had the bandana and he, uh, got interviewed on the side of the street and he was like, smash, smash, smash. You've never seen that? Never seen it. If you saw a picture of him, you would see it. Maybe, but, but so this conversation is dead now. Well,

I mean, I wish we didn't have limited time. I'll show you. Yeah. You, I, what do you want me to say? You want me to say I've seen it? I've seen it. Preferably. That was fantastic. No, well, no, it's not fantastic. Cause I haven't seen it. Cause he murdered somebody. So I don't know. Okay, see, there we go. So he was super viral, right? And he went on the Jimmy Kimmel. Lead me to it. So he was, so basically how it starts, right? He's a hitchhiker in California, right? He's a hitchhiker in California and he was a super like,

earth is cool, whatever, whatever. And he became viral because he was hitchhiking with the dude. Apparently the dude was like this raging, like, um, hatred fueled dude was a racist guy. And he was like, I'm Jesus. Black, he was driving this dude and like hit a black construction worker against a van. Didn't kill him, but he hit him against the van. And then the hitchhiker dude was like, what the hell? Like, what are you, what's going on? Then this bystander lady tries to stop the guy from like,

Continuing pain on this construction worker the driver grabs a woman is starting to like strangle her The hitchhiker guy pulls out a hatchet out of his backpack. It's smash smash starts hitting the dude didn't kill him right that That interview goes viral because he's like first of all he's a hero Yeah, then he was like he has a great personality gave a funny interview millions of views goes on the Jimmy Kimmel show Super viral right fast forward

Couple weeks, couple months. He's supe- everybody's getting stopped. He's getting stopped everywhere. Gets arrested. Why are you getting arrested? Hatch boy? He murders a lawyer. He went to New York, murders a lawyer.

Spoiler alert. Well, I mean, it's news content. But yeah, that's what I've been watching. And it was crazy because I remember that clip and I've always wondered what happened to him. It's on Netflix. It's like the number one thing on Netflix. Hatch wielding hitchhiker? Something of that. It'll be like number one on the suggestion thing. Wow. Maybe your suggestion. My number one is going to say like Ginny in Georgia. I watch Ginny in Georgia. I can't talk too much about it because that's actually really good. I also watched Grease the other day. First time?

Are you nuts? Okay, I don't know. You said it like it was your first time. You know me. What's my favorite genre movie? I mean, like, do we want to say it? Yes. Like, chick flicks. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. It's musicals. No, it's chick flicks. I'm going to go chick flicks. You've seen me watch one chick flick, and now you just put that on me for the rest of my life. I'm going to go chick flicks 1A, musicals 1B, documentaries 2. No, I hate documentaries.

- Are you nuts? - I honestly do. I do not watch documentaries like that. - He starts the episode, "Dude, I watched this new documentary!" I hate him. - No. - What are we doing here? - Just because I watch one, that's what you do. I do one thing. Like, I get skinny one time. You're like, "You're just a skinny skeleton, bad rib." - Oh, you were huge before? - I was big. I was, I was, Cam! - You were athletic. I would never, I would never deem-- - I was bigger than you at one point. - I would never deem either one of us have been big yet. - I was bigger than you at one point. I was swole.

I used to do nothing but lift and eat. Good days. Good old days. Good old days. And we would listen to Eminem. You can still do that. I found a video of us the other day lifting in denim jeans listening to Eminem. We were disgusting human beings. That's what the armpit of America will do to you. That is 100% what junior college in Oklahoma will do to you. Imagine. Lifting in denim listening to Em. And it was relapse. Understand something. When I come up in, I need the fans jumping. I need the fans jumping.

No, like, and we're just sitting there in, we got pockets. Like, what? Like, so we're like, we're in the eighties, right? Like, it's disgusting. Sick. That's bad behavior. And it was that small little weight room that was like in the, in the gymnasium, then that hallway, that small one that had that one machine. We were in that hot ass thing. Dude, they literally had the enormous, like industrial size fan in the corner. Didn't even work. That was the only hope of you not getting a heat stroke. Didn't work. It was, I mean, it was bad.

I remember- Is it carpet? Carpet? Carpet. For a weight room. Think about that. You're dripping sweat. It's just soaking. Imagine what that smelled like, huh? Just fungi, bacteria. Oh. I have a question, Cam. Hopefully I have an answer. But your questions, you never know. Why does the sun follow me everywhere? You ever thought about that? Shut up.

Shut your mouth. What do you mean? That's a genuine question. Why does the sun follow me everywhere? Have you ever been driving and looked at the sun while you're driving? That thing is going to follow you. How is it not? Because it's enormous and it gives us life. That's fine. I'm saying I understand why I see it. Why is it following me? I'm driving 80 miles per hour on a toll road. Why is that thing catching up with me, Cam? Catching up with you?

It's so big. It's not it is not Moving we are moving. It's not fought. It's not chasing nobody. What do you what is your enemy fan? That's what I'm wondering Why is that thing right there with me? It's gonna be there and then it goes to nighttime because our globe goes like this Nighttime we're on the opposite side. We go CP we wake up. It's the hair again But how does that also that doesn't have a maze and a track to follow you my friend the how why is he doing it? It's the Sun

But how does that work? It's the sun. It doesn't move! Like, it's- we move around it. Did you skip a couple classes? A few. Were you too busy combing your long Troy Polamalu hair with a little tail in the back?

Trading Pokemon in the bathroom. What were you doing? But I feel like you skipped science But I feel like you don't give me credit for good questions. That's a good question. That's a horrible question! You might get good credit for a good question. That's horrendous. That's a great question. You've not given me an answer. Matter of fact, bro, I- there- there- because there's no answer. The answer is- That's a good question if there's no answer, that's a good question. The answer is it doesn't move. Like your question is invalid. The sun doesn't move? No.

The sun, for us in our context, no, we revolve around the sun. Sun, planets, movement, science, class. You skipped it. Anyway, you just sparked a good old memory. Wait, can I, sorry, before you, I have one more question. Go. I have one more question. Go. How does the moon stay connected to the sun at night? I've really never understood that.

That's a genuine question and do not make fun of me. The moon's not connected to the sun. The moon is connected to us. Okay, but how does it always stay nighttime? What do you mean? So you're- Okay, look. No, no, no. You're the sun. So you're saying- You're the sun. So you're saying the sun- Let me get my thought out. He's about to eat one of these right here. Good old knuckle sandwich. So you're saying the sun's here, the earth's here, and the moon goes in between. No. Are you nuts? I mean, not like-

Not directly sun, moon, earth. No, but I'm saying the alignment. The alignment. It's sun, other planets. Bink, bink, bink, bink, bink. Okay. You're saying there's other planets between us and the moon. Did I say moon? I said sun, other planets. Now our planet has a moon. So our planet is constantly going around the sun, but the moon is constantly going around us. So eventually it will hit like, yes, those eclipses and stuff like that. Sun, moon, earth, but it's not always in between us.

Okay. You haven't answered my question. I don't even remember your question at this point. How does the moon stay connected throughout the whole nighttime? Because the moon is to us as we are to the sun. What is this, a riddle? Say it like a human.

Alright, Aristotle. So the sun, the sun is so big that we are in its gravitational force. We move around it. Say it normal. This is normal if you would have went to class. If you didn't skip Miss Elderberry's class, then you would know exactly what I'm talking about. Just let me talk. You're asking for normalness? Let me speak. Say it in six words or less. Sun big, we follow.

We big moon follow. Okay, that's how that works Doesn't make sense to me cuz you skipped the class Listen just so I am it does it sense such a large star. It has a pool to it gravitational pool We are connected in that hence why we revolve around the Sun that is our calendar years what we saw the Sun's in the middle Sun Yes, okay. Okay, the planets are solar system. We're going around the Sun doesn't move. No

No, sun stationery. We're going to do sun stationery. We're going. We make a full lap. That's one year. Okay. That's the year aspect. Okay. Now. I'm learning about the moon. I don't care about the goddamn sun. So now the moon. So now we are the stationary one in terms of the moon. The moon is with us. Our gravitational pull. Okay. So the moon's going to stick with us when we go.

Because we are bigger than said moon. Moon sticks with us. It's in our gravitational pool. It's not going to disarray. So it's moving with us. Yes, correct. So why is it not always night? Because when we're facing the sun, my friend. Oh, so it's always there. So we revolve and we rotate. So he doesn't just poke. Revolve is going in a big circle. Rotating, we're going like this. Okay. So we are doing this. Okay. And doing this at the same time. So we're going like this.

So he doesn't, the moon just doesn't poke his head. No, he doesn't just say, ah, diddly-loo, and then go back. Oh, okay. The reason it's night is when we've made our rotation, typically 12 hours. Now we are on the opposite side to where the sun is hitting the other side of the earth. Hence time zones. That's why they are now in day. We are now in night going to sleep. So then we're going to keep going. We're evolving. It's nowhere near that fast. It takes a whole year. But then it's just going to. Okay. Bink. This is the sunrise. Birds chirping. Early bird gets the worm. Beep, beep, beep.

Boom, daytime. Go through your day, boom, nighttime. - I get a lot of heat for these questions. I'm not the only one. - Turn me into a damn professor for a second. - I feel like I help out a lot of people with these questions. Make fun of me if you want. - Okay, but this is the thought that you sparked to me. Back in probably the same age group that you were skipping, probably like third, it was probably third or fourth grade science. This girl, I'm gonna not say her name, but we were in school together. - Make up her name. - We were in the class. I'm not gonna say her name. - Suzanne. - Okay, Suzanne.

So Suzanne has a brilliant question one day. Kind of like one of your brilliant questions. Brilliant. Horrible question. Anyway, she goes, Miss, Miss, Miss, I have a very, I have a thought. I have to say it. Will we ever be able to stand on Earth like they did the moon? That's a great question. Sick, you rat. Okay, so me, I guess I was very intelligent, but other kids were too.

It's a hot bone horn. No. Okay. So I simply state, I go, hey, Suzanne, like you're. Oh, you suck. You answered that question. She was at my table. So I was going to save her the embarrassment of the whole classroom. She asked a bad question. I mean, every question is a good question. Let me take that back. She asked it, but I had the answer. So I told her, I said, hey, Suzanne, you're doing it right now.

You're standing on the earth as you would the moon right now. It's not the same. It's the exact same. She goes, no, no, no, no, no. Like we're in the earth. Like how do you stand on it? That's exactly what I was thinking. We're in the earth and they're on the moon. And I go, okay, Suzanne, like this...

This is you can't kick through it. We're not in the earth. That would be lava. That'd be the core We are on the earth. I said I said the reason you think it's different we here on earth. We have an atmosphere Yeah, okay the moon doesn't that's why it's just space to bloop you've landed. I like that she goes no no no no I see what you're saying Cameron, but um

Like, how could we stand on it? And I go, all right, see, you're making me angry at this point. You're doing it right now. Let's just move on. Let's just avoid this. She goes, okay, no, you don't get it. Excuse me, miss. Please, can you help me? How can we ever, will we ever be able to stand on the earth? And I kid you not, like, I can't make this up. She would not let this go for about half a year.

Like half a year. I bet she's like in Congress now. I bet she's not. I really bet she's not. She's smart. Those are the ones that are special ones. The ones that ask questions. Yeah, but then when the ones that have answers give it and the teacher gives it and the rest of the class gives it and then you still question it, it's like, sure, you're headstrong. You're going places, but it's not the right place. Y'all want to know the type of kid Cam was? He brought the teacher apples and shit every day and kissed their feet. Hey, Mrs. I'm the smartest one in here. Thank you.

I've never kissed a foot outside of Olivia's in my life. You want to kiss mine? No. Oh, no, no. No, those socks, I'm not kissing that no matter the amount that you bribe. That's not true. No, that's not true. Yeah.

No, I'm not kissing your foot. I'm not kissing your foot. But yeah, long story short, don't skip your science class like Peyton or Suzanne did. You're standing on the earth as you could the moon right now. And the moon is to us as we are to the sun. There you go. Quick little stuff. I'm not even, we're not going to do this at all. No, don't even look at me. No, there's a different level of pride. No, I'm not. I can't, bro. I can't.

I seriously can't. I can't. I wouldn't let you do that. That's insane. But hypothetically for $2,000. No, it'd have to be more. Like I'm dead serious. It'd have to be more. Like to kiss your foot. Off camera. It's your foot. Off camera. It is your feet. I have clean feet. I don't care. It's your foot. $2,000 off camera. Me kissing another man's phalanges. His toes. No. No.

I wouldn't ever let you do it. I'm just a hypothetical situation. Yours, I might need to, like, I would have to go to the hospital. You might need to get, like, some guaranteed money up front before that. Up front and then back in. Yeah, because that's, you might walk out a little crust or something. Oh, yeah. I'd be sick for a couple weeks. That'd be real bad. I got a question for you now. I like that. The You Should Know Podcast.

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In an urban area zombie apocalypse. 100% me. You, my friend, are ludicrous.

You are insane. Cam, we can break this down however you want. I would... Cam, you would be... I would have hours on you of survival. My natural... Hours? My natural instincts are ten times better than you. I would be running, trying to survive, and I'd be like, damn, there's Cam on the ground. See ya. That's how bad it would be. See, initially, you think that's a good thought. You can't run. Your cardiovascular endurance is so below the average for the human male. It is... It's not good. Like, it's not good. First off, you're not running anywhere.

And the fact that you think you would be running tells me exactly what I need to. There's going to be millions of zombies in the street. I'm going to be hunkered down in my absolute fortress that I've created. And you're going to be running. Tim, when have you built anything in your life to where you would build a fortress? When have I built anything? Yeah, other than a kiosk, huh? I built a kiosk. Other than an Ikea furniture desk. I built your furniture. Your Ikea things is what I have put together.

Because you lack the skill set to do it. And neither one of us can read Sweden, Swedish, the instruction manuals. But I at least had enough common sense. I can put it together. I also built. I also built. No, no. I built your bed. What? I built your bed. You built my bed because I was building the desk. There was two people doing something. I said, hey, do you think you can come read Sweden? And you said no. And I said, hey, well, it's super simple. You put the things together. You put it together. And we did it together at the same time. Just off the top of my head, Nate, you can't read Sweden. That's not how you say things. Read Swedish? You're not surviving. You're.

Oh, I'm going to have to read Swedish in a zombie apocalypse to survive. Cam has the hips of a 17-year-old Labrador that was caged up half his life. You're not going anywhere. You have the cardiovascular endurance of a 1987-born smoker that has smoked two packs a day every day for their life, and you would not survive. I was born with an immune deficiency. Exactly, and we know, and the zombies do too, they can...

They can sniff it right on you. They say, oh, he's got weak ribs. He's got weak ribs. That'll be easy. That'll be real tender. That'll snap easy. Cam, hand-to-hand. You're insane. Hand-to-hand combat? I am so much better than you. Hand-to-hand combat? I'm not hand-to-handing anybody. I'm going to be up there picking apart the zombies.

doing whatever I need to do and I'm trying to stay away. If it comes down to it, I have a knife right in the head and I go. It's all about stealth. You acquire zero, you have zero stealth to your back. You have zero stealth to your back. The zombies would hear your ankles clicking from a quarter mile away. They'd say, hey, he's turning that left corner right down there on Main Street. Let's go ahead and let's go barricade him in. Your clicking ankles are giving you away. I am a ninja in the middle of the night, a black cat. I am a destroyer of this zombie world, if you would.

I am a feline landing on all fours ready to prowl. You on the other hand, do not make fun of my clacking ankles. You know that's my biggest insecurity.

Kim, you have the attention span of a golden retriever that just got born out of a womb. You would see a zombie and be like, oh, I'm about to go get him. Is that a shining light? And then you'd be from behind, done. Okay, first off, if someone's coming up from behind, they're... And I have better ears than you. I can hear better. You have better ears than me. I can hear... The only thing you have better than me in the sense of an ear is music taste in terms of direction.

direction and hearing your senses that has been instilled in me from the young age of 11 due to Call of Duty. I know where my enemy combatants are. I know where these zombies are, especially if they're sitting. I will be able to hear it and pick it up. You on the other hand, you're going to be so, so just lingering and hungering for a number two from McDonald's with a Diet Coke. And you're just going to be so, so depressed that you don't have that, that you are going to be out of, you're not going to be in the game. You're going to be out of it.

Wait, was that a Diet Coke? You're done. Kim, Kim, but you, my primal instincts of just figuring things out and surviving is way better than yours. You are over intellectual and you're going to try to figure out everything. So if I take this and I look at this map and do that, meantime, I'm just surviving. That's going to get you that done for. That, that.

Just surviving is the perfect example why I would win because you are based, your entire existence in this apocalypse is based on reactive. Me, on the other hand, I would be proactive. I'm gonna say I have a barricade on 2nd Street. I know I can't go past 2nd Street, pass the lights out because I don't know what's past there. Up to 2nd Street, I have it cleared due to the weeks of work that I did last week.

You are just gonna be like, "Oh, Second Street, there used to be McDonald's down there. I'm gonna see if they have some fries left in the freezer so I can make them. There might even be a bag of DC. I slap it a little bit and have a month's supply of DC." You're gonna go down to Second Street because of your lustful nature. - Cam, but you know I can eat anything. I have no regard for my health.

You can't eat zombie flesh. You'd get sick. You know that. Bet you didn't. Listen, have you listened? Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen

Macro, I can't count my macros. Oh, I can't eat. I can't nobody's worried about macro intake when I'm surviving from the undead I would win you're you're ludicrous. You're you're ludicrous. You can't even name three ludicrous songs. You can't either Go dude. That's not the question. Ah Just like that. You're insane. I have better ads than you. What the hell is that aim down sight?

See, you think the world is a Call of Duty map. This is real life. At least I've played it. You can't even name two zombie maps. See, that's the problem with you kids. You're an iPad baby and you think everything is a game. This is real life. This is real. And I can survive through life. Oh, it's real? You can survive? Yes. Hmm. Okay. What's that right behind you? The slow peek, he said.

At the end of the day, bro, I'm definitely winning. I'm definitely winning. You're dumb. And don't... Oh, my God. For a split second. We're going baseline zombies. I'm winning. If this is I Am Legend, we're both going to lose, but I would lose longer. Like, I would survive longer. If this is, like, Quiet Place, you're the first one gone. You're the first... Your clicky ankles, that thing's going to jump you, like, so... I mean, spider monkey. I spend my whole life in silence and solitude. I'm good at being silent. You do spend most of your life in devastated, sweaty loneliness, but...

I mean, you're gonna lose, bro. You made my butt sweat. I have, exactly, sweaty, devastated loneliness and silence. I smell like one of them. You smell like perfumes. I'm normal in their environment. They're like, oh, that's one of us. This is true. They're like, ooh, he's got a Manscaped cologne. I already know the tactic, but...

If I off one of them, use their blood, put a Rambo mask on me, maybe get a little ghillie, and now I'm one of them. You're too clean for that. I didn't shower for three weeks. You're too clean for that. You wouldn't put that on you. But that's the thing. I'm having to survive, bro. We go to the ends to do it. But I don't know if you're built like that. I don't know if you're built like that. My CNS is primed more. It just is. Everybody flood the comments with who you think would win. Come on now. Come on now. Matter of fact, let's do this. Yikes!

You might survive off that. They go, "Oh, hell no. I don't want that George Washington person. Ugh, get out of here." Cut that. Oh, you'd look insane. Can we just talk about-- You would look absolutely insane if you couldn't get a haircut. My-- Oh my god, it'd lock up on itself. I would wear a hat. You would get-- Oh, you'd wear-- Oh yeah. I'm the one wearing-- He's gonna have his-- Ugh. YSK. Hey, go to the merch website!

- Cam would be trying to run, but he's not trying to crease his Jordans. He's going to be like, "Ew, I can't mess up my dunks. I just got these. Ew, I won the raffle." - Wouldn't even worry about them in a zombie pocket. - Whatever. - You're insane, bro. - And you have a wife. Two people's going to slow you down. I'm built by myself, baby. - That's two people? - And then you got your little run past dog that with bad legs. - Guess what? No, I can't even say that.

Oh, it's funny as fuck. I can't say that. By the grace of God. God forbid. Say one joke about my pup. My pup that I feed twice a day. Love on it. Take it outside. But no, can't make one joke.

It got your ass out of there with a swiftness. Dude, within like three seconds. I said the joke and it was just like disconnected. I said, wow. And then I tried to add you back. You could not add this user back. And you kept asking. You were like, where's Cam? What happened? I was so scared. And I couldn't even text you or call you because it would end your portion of it. Yeah. I was trying to... Let us know who you think would win in the zombie apocalypse for real because this guy's insane. Absolute head case. Whatever, dude. You suck. All right. Let's do another competition. Sure.

Whose screen time do you think is longer? Mine or yours? What's your screen time? Bro, if you even think that is remotely close, you need to be seen. Like, you need to be studied, bro, if you think that's close. Okay, take a guess on my screen time. Ten hours. No way. I'm not even awake for ten hours. My phone's dead. My phone's dead. Fuck. Check your screen time. Screen time. Oh, shit. What is it?

11 and a half. This guy breathes and eats with his phone on. Like, I mean, absolutely stuck to it like glue. I swear on my life, if I were to open my phone, if my phone was not dead, proof first off, so you don't think I'm dead.

Ducking and dodging, clicking the lock button. It's completely dead. Oh my God. Okay, not dead. I promise to God, if this screen time is over five hours, I will do some sort of thing. There's no way on earth my thing is over five hours. I'm doing good though. You should know that. You should know my daily routine. Like, I'm not, no. I'm down 16% from last week. You're down 16%? And it's 11 and a half, bro. It's not that bad. Did you just hear what you just said?

If you were to wake up at nine o'clock, right? You wake up earlier than that. I'll give you, I'll give you a bit of a doubt. If you wake up at seven, that's typically when you wake up, you wake up at seven o'clock, your phone by that. If we never, like if we didn't do breaks, you didn't put it down your phone. That means you are on your phone until six 30 and that's down 16%.

Which if my math is mathin', okay, 11 hours, we'll call it, we'll rough it, we'll go to 10, 16% of 10 or 100 would be another 16. So in this case, another hour, if you're down 16%, at least another hour. So you mean to tell me that last week, you averaged 12 and a half hours, you wake up at 7, you're immediately on anything on your phone, and you don't get off of it until 7.30,

- PM! - It's not that bad. - That is insane. You're gonna need distorted vision here in a couple, like soon. Like you're gonna need like permanent 3D glasses. - I wear contacts. - You're gonna need some robo mechanic contacts. Like once a life ones, not once a day. They're gonna be like wired into your eyes. - I feel like it could be worse.

You know what? Somebody buy him blue light glasses. This guy's going to be blind at 41. He needs blue light glasses. Make him stylish if you're going to put him in the PO box. He's going to be blind at 41. Oh, my God. Blind, bad rib cage, horrible cardiovascular health. Well, my cardiovascular health has gotten better due to AG1. This is true. Hey, for real, though. It is great, though. It is great. Just make it in the morning, a little drop of lemon in it. You're good. No pills, nothing. Go. Energy. It's fantastic.

So last week we had your lovely wife on. Beautiful, amazing, lovely wife is what I tried to say. Olivia, love you. You told me, and you know, she's in a Harry Potter spells on here. Dude, oh my God. I really think her school is Hogwarts. It is. I have proof. What? Did I...

This is all like this was on like a Wednesday or Thursday she comes home right so we have a little we have a routine like we both get home She's like how's your day? How's his day boom that she tells me about her teaching endeavors, right? So today this happened in my class today that happened recess was hilarious. Whatever she goes she goes, babe You're not gonna believe what happened I go what she goes so a little girl of course I'm not gonna say little girls name little girl my class claimed she comes up to me miss Kennedy miss Kennedy I have a huge secret

Like, oh lord, it's probably like her goldfish. You got a goldfish. Yeah. And her cats. Whatever. A huge secret that we can't even tell the next door class. Like, we can't even tell Miss Blah Blah Blah. Oh, shit. Big old secret, right? CIA operative. Where's the vanilla folder? I mean, someone's gonna have to lose an ear if they hear it. Type secret, right? Can I share it with the class? My wife being Liv. Sure. Doesn't even proof it. Doesn't make sure. The girl could go up there and say some outlandish stuff. Outlandish shit, yeah. Doesn't even proof it. She goes, of course, honey. Yeah, go. Yeah.

Come on, Liv. She goes right up there. She goes, all right, everyone pay attention. She says she gets like aggressive. Guys, listen up. This is a big secret of mine. These are first graders, by the way. Girls probably six, seven years old. Huge secret of mine. Nobody else can know. You're not allowed to tell anyone. Seriously. Okay? Just remember what we talked about last week. Okay?

sages wizards one crystal spells mister II It's the oh They play Quidditch in the entire yoga Quidditch for house points It's straight-up Hogwarts at this point this girl goes to the front of the classroom has the rest of her students listening to her You know very very government like you know she's up there. Just giving a speech she goes alright guys This is a huge secret of mine. I'm not kidding

And you're not allowed to tell anyone or something could happen. What do you mean? First off, right then and there. What's going to happen? Cut it off. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, the girl proceeds to say this. All right. Are y'all ready? The class? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, guys. I'm a witch. Talk about hitting the nail right on the head. Right on the head. You're in Hogwarts, Olivia. You need to get out. Someone's cooking up the dark arts in a janitor closet. The mentors are going to be there soon. Expecto Patronum!

No, literally. She goes, I'm a witch. They're on train station 19 and a half or whatever it is. They're trying to run through the thing. They're running through brick walls to get on this amazing magical trolley that sells you chocolates that you spend with coins and then it gets really cold and dementors come in. I mean, it's... I mean, I don't... Proof is in the pudding. Proof is in the pudding. See, I would have been friends with her. We would have shared tails. Yeah, she probably would have... Hell, she could have made it real. She could have... Aspecto was a bliggy. And you literally...

Turn into a real life, a real life tail. And Peyton's sitting there, "YES! My dream came true! Oh, thank you!" A tail would be cool. No, it wouldn't. Is there anything you think that I say that you think would be cool?

What's one thing that I've shared with you that's kind of cool? That our Patreon's dropping? Whatever. But yeah, man. I mean, that's like that. But that's all jokes. I mean, obviously. It's the best part of being a kid. Yeah, we love children. And their beautiful little imaginations are so pure. But I just thought it was hilarious. Like, proof is literally in the pudding. It's good on Liv for letting her share that. Yeah, exactly. That's fun. And good on those kids, too. Kids being kids. Yeah, for not listening and being a whole. That's awesome. That's hilarious, though. But yeah, I don't have a good memory with school. Speaking of school, I just have a bad memory. What do you mean?

I had a school field trip that literally brought me the worst eight hours of my life. Go for it, buddy. What are you? Field trips must be fun. It was traumatizing for me. It was literally the worst eight hours of my life as an adult, too. Oh, my Lord. Nothing's topped this. No eight hour block. It was hot. It haunts me. You're shaking. All right. Paint the picture, Picasso. So in elementary school, I was like 13.

Third or fourth grade, I was a young kid. Young buck. Youngin'. Eight, nine years old. Never really experienced anxiety before. Separation anxiety and fear until this point. You get dropped off. No! No! Well, this was my first time being out of the school, right? I did...

I'm used to a certain environment. I'm used to a routine. I like going to school, getting my education, going home. Structure creates security. Exactly. This day, they're like, we're getting on this big yellow school bus going to a museum 30 minutes away. No, no, no, no. I was like, what's happening? What's going on? Not the yellow bus, no. My mom said yellow bus bad, no.

yellow bus means no no so as soon as we get on the yellow bus emotion overcomes my body i am not hyperventilating i'm bawling crying on the way there i'm literally laying in a school bus seat like this i'm literally my crush was in my class too she looks back at me and she's like weird why is his tail sticking out

So I'm bawling crying to the point where one of the chaperones had to come from the front of the bus and sit beside me and just pat me like a damn Labrador the whole time. It's going to be okay, buddy. What the hell? Your hair is long. Is that a tail you got there? What's that smell? What's that smell? So I'm bawling crying on the way to this museum. I was frightened to be off of the school premises. I didn't like it.

we get to the lobby of this museum all and there's just historical figures paintings ambient music happening i feel like i'm in a haunted house i didn't like that i started to get the trembles right i'm shaking and i literally have to have a chaperone holding me this whole time the only thing that was okay a little weird guy

The only thing that was keeping me secure on this field trip was I brought my favorite WWE action figure and I held on to it for dear life. There's no way you were that kidding. Do not make fun of me. There's no way. Just go with your book bag. I did, but I had him with me, the little action figure, and I was gripping onto him. White knuckling this little guy. He was keeping me safe. So as we're in the lobby...

Our teacher goes, "We have to go up these stairs to this movie theater. Up these stairs." That seems fun. You would think so, but these stairs were the most steep, haunting stairs I have ever seen. It was like there was no like steady incline. It was like almost vertical. I guarantee these were normal stairs and you were just insane. I guarantee there's normal stairs.

Haunting, frightening stairs. There's no way you're facing a mountain to go to a movie theater. And I was a young kid. I didn't experience stairs like that. I was in a one-story house. I've never really experienced stairs, so this was a big level up for any stairs I've been on. A level up? What are you, Mario? Just right foot, left foot. Get up the stairs. That's what the chaperone told me, but I couldn't do it. I took two steps, and I looked up. I got real dizzy and real anxious. I started to get the spins. The spins?!

I got real nervous, right? So I just cried on the bus. I'm holding my action figure trying to walk up these stairs, but I couldn't do it on two feet. So I thought the only way I get up these stairs, bear crawling it. Shut up. I swear to you. I have my action figure in my left hand. I had a free right hand backpack. Tears are still on my shirt, on my eyes. I have red eyes. Chaperones holding my back. And I was like, do not touch me. The only way I could get up these stairs is if I bear crawl. So I'm bear crawling up these stairs, right?

And I'm taking a peek every, like, four steps trying to see when is this nightmare going to be over. So... You're like a little dog. Oh, my God. So I power through it, right? I'm almost...

I'm almost at the brink. The daunting journey of up the stairs. I'm almost at the brink of tears. And I didn't look up because the higher I got, the more dizzy I got. The spin started to get real bad. So as I'm powering through the last bear crawl to get at the top of the stairs, my classmates long gone. I was way far behind because I was scared. I get to the top of the steps. Steps.

I get to the top of the steps. I look up to get my bearings. It is like I am in one of those mirror houses. It's just everything is like warped looking at me. And I thought, oh my God, I'm sick now. I got the flu. Like it felt like I was the sickest I've ever been. I don't know why I decided to do this. I was like, I need to see how high I am. I look over the balcony. You're indoors. What is it? I've never experienced stairs like this.

So I look over the balcony. It was like we climbed to the top of the Statue of Liberty, how high we were. It was...

It's terrifying how high we were. It's probably like two stories. I go, I turn around, I throw up on myself. You, you shut up. You suck. I throw up. You suck so much. But. You suck so bad. You suck. You sucky little suck. But I was a courteous throw-upper. I threw up all over my chest. I didn't get it on anybody else. Courteous? If I'm vomiting, whoever's next to me, sorry about ya. I'll be damned if I throw up on myself. But my mom always taught me to think of others. So I just threw up on myself.

I didn't have a change of clothes. Oh my God. So my chaperone had to take me to the bathroom and they were just like wiping me with napkins. And they were just like, oh my God, just fucking ruined my day. She was like, I'm not getting paid for this chaperone. So when we went, when I finally got my bearings together, got most of the throw up, there was still a big stain on my shirt. We went to the movie theater room. The field trip was in the morning.

we go into the theater room and they had breakfast laid out for us right okay but like not a full breakfast like eggs and bacon they had like little trinkets they had muffins yum you get to refuel yourself vomit's gone you're good i was like thank god maybe this could be the start to the to the rest of the day the start of the field trip yeah the scary part's over yeah the scary part's over with whatever i walk up to the muffin stand i go what kind of muffins are these they say

Blueberry muffins. Fantastic. I'm allergic to blueberry muffins. I'm allergic to blueberries. Deathly allergic. I will close up if I get a blueberry.

You've sucked forever. You've sucked so long. I was just empty of throw up and I couldn't eat a muffin. Okay, yeah, this is traumatizing. And so they're like, well, at least get a drink. And the drinks were milk and I'm lactose intolerant. I had to go to a water fountain. This is a horror story. That's what I said. This is the worst experience of my life.

Oh my God. Whatever. We get to the rest of the field, Trevor. I'm starving. I'm starving. I'm dehydrated.

We get to the rest of the field trip. Kids don't really talk to me. The chaperone hates me. I smell horrible. You smell like yuck. I miss my mom. We're away from the school. My face is dry from all the tears. So, like, we go through the whole day of this stupid museum. We finally get back on the bus, and we're driving back to the school, and I'm like, oh, okay. Well, at least my WWE action figure is taking care of me. There's throw up on him? He's not there anymore. I left him. What?

I left my security blanket. You left your whoopee. I threw it there. We got to turn around. He's there. You were that kid. I was awful. Like, stop the bus. Oh, my. I sucked as a kid. Oh, my God. That's, yeah, that's the worst. Like, I would have, I would have, being that chaperone would have been a testimony to my patience. Yeah. Oh, my Lord. Lord, have mercy. That's.

I didn't have the best experience, right? I've never, and I grew up in that city for 18 years. Every time I drove past that museum, I was just like, I hate that damn museum. Yeah. Museum horror story. This is what you get here on the UChino. Museum horror story. That is ridiculous. I'm getting like, PTSD. Like I'm embarrassed. You're awfully calm right now. You're thinking. I'm embarrassed. That little weak, little mushy brain. There's some electricity flying around. My drawers are wet. That's sick.

That's a good end to the podcast. I don't really want to talk anymore. It's haunting him. Yeah, fuck, that sucked. And I'm going to have to read comments for a week about it. Hey, dude, we could really, like, I promise our museums, but no. No, no, no, I'm not going to no damn museum, especially if that scares them taking the elevator. Yeah, why didn't y'all take the elevator?

I don't know. Because we had 30 kids and they don't want to... Maybe that chaperone was just making you... Maybe they were looking out for you. Well, because every other kid... To face your fears. No, every other kid was normal and they would, like, go up the stairs. Oh, you mean every other human being could just go right left up a staircase? Not me, though. That shit scared me, bro. Bro, you just, like, you...

You had a vomit stain. You smelt like disease. You literally were bear crawling up a staircase. You left your action figure. You said there was a mirror maze at the top. The only thing that there was to eat, you were either intolerant to it or allergic to it. I mean, that is like... It was a recipe for horror. Yeah, that is awful. It's traumatic. I told you. That sounds like a sentencing for someone. You do something you're terrified of, then you don't get to eat. Oh, that's bad.

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Yeah, again, for real, for real though, happy MLK Day. I hope you got this day off of work to just kind of sit there, relax, and think of all the relationships in your life that are able to be due to MLK and other people that fought for very necessary movements and rights. So happy MLK Day. We love you. Here from UChino. And you got anything, Bubba, besides a shoe flip? Oh, you got something to say. You got something to say.

You got something to say. What do you say? Thank you? No? What do you have to say? Thank you? What are you still eight? Thank you? I feel like a kid again. Oh, how many koalas? One out of ten koala bears don't make it home. He'll recover. I got it. One out of ten koala bears don't make it home to Christmas. My shoe flips not as good. We love y'all. We'll see you next week. There's blood. That mic, bro. If I hit you in the tooth. Live show in Dallas, Texas coming at the end like May, June.