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You got applause today. Yeah. I want to let you know something. My face is on your garments. You are on my garments. For the audio listeners, you have to go over to YouTube, but I'm wearing a hippie shirt and it has your pelvic region as well on my... My screaming face with a patch in my beard, the word hippie, and then a literal x-ray of some hips. Yeah. This was given to us by a fan in Philadelphia. In Philadelphia. In Philadelphia.

Yes or no, how much did Philadelphia hate Cam Kidd? Philadelphia had some beef with me. I don't know what it was. I swear on everything in the middle of the show. We're talking, right? I give Peyton a little friendly quick stiff jab, right? Someone in the crowd goes, hey, fuck you. I said, what? I was like, wow. They love Peyton. They hate me. They hate the white man. Honestly, well, it's about time the tides have turned. You were like, this is not how it's supposed to be. I said, it's supposed to be reversible.

You are honestly getting too comfortable. I called you cross-eyed and black last week. Yeah, you did. Well, you didn't mean to, but you did. I didn't mean to. I was meaning to say a crossed agent and black eyes. You know, the thing is, as I know you, we know you in here. We know you have a good heart. The world doesn't. They don't. So there's just going to be, there's one day, and I hope it doesn't happen. There's just going to be clips of you making all these little jokey jokes. And then you're going to be called up to that podium and you're going to have to make a speech. And I'm going to say, to hell with what they say. I can have my own opinions.

I can't. I'm just kidding. I love Peyton, Olivia. Selective. No, no, no. I love everyone. I love everyone until you give me a reason not to love you. That has nothing to do with outside looking. He's like, and you're breaking into my car. Yeah. When I have to lock my car when you walk down the street. All right. No, no, no, no. Okay. Good God. How are you doing? I'm okay. Well, good morning to you. Before your fat tongue speaks. You like my fat tongue. Your fat tongue's warm and wet. Hello. Good morning. Menu's on the table. Anyway. Yes, ma'am.

Go ahead and ask me first. I soiled your moment. Ask me it now. You're pissing me off. Is Cam the worst person in the world? Ask it, Ishka Pickle. Ask it. Who? Ishka Pickles. Ishka Bipples. Wherever the hell we were supposed to get a Philly cheesesteak from, we didn't. Yeah. They didn't put cheese on my Philly cheesesteak. I'm not going to. Yeah. I was like, so. That's your fault. I got a Philly steak. That's your fault. I'm not going to lie. It's your fault. You hit. No, it's not. You hit no. No, it is not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. You hit no. No, it's not. You hit no. No, it's not.

You hit no added cheese. No added cheese. That means, what does that mean? No added cheese means there was already cheese on there. It means don't add cheese. No added cheese.

But the literal section you clicked at it said select your cheese. And you put no added cheese. But it had every cheese under it. So you didn't choose a singular cheddar. The prerequisite. Peppercat. Mozzarella. American. You didn't choose anything. It feels like I put chapstick on the back of my teeth. Your tongue is fat. And I love it. I'm here for it. The prerequisite. The prerequisite.

Hard word for Elmo. The prerequisite. Oh, you got to stop. I'll say it for you. Ready, set, go. The prerequisite. I don't know if you said it better. I'm saying it better. You're going, the prerequisite. The prerequisite. Oh, no.

Oh no, the prerequisite. Oh no, stop. Stop, ready? You go, I cover your second base and then you go right back to it. Here we go, ready, set. We've gone to second base. The prerequisite. That was good. He's saying it wrong. No, I'm not. You're saying it wrong. The prerequisite. The prerequisite. He's messing me up. Am I saying prerequisite? I am like a little boy. You're having a stroke. I do sound like a little boy.

The prerequisite. Dude, man, man. All right, come on, come on. Lock in. Do you ever have drunk tongue syndrome? What? Do you ever feel like you got a sloppy tongue? I think when I am blasted off my ass, I can talk better than your normal sometimes. And I don't mean that in a hard way. What kind of drunk are you? You know what kind of drunk I am. You're not an angry drunk. I'm not, but I'm very Caucasian.

Super white. I'll stand up in the corner, one hand in the pocket, other hand just holding that brew, holding that mixed drink. I'll start talking about your grandparents' financials if you want to. And then it just kind of eases off. But I also mean that I can hold a lot of liquor before it hits me. You're like so Caucasian to the point, like if I didn't know you and I met you drunk, I'd be like, his wallpaper is the Declaration of Independence. His name is Thomas. 100%. Thomas, my background, Caucasian.

Nope. Never mind. Nope. Nope. Nope. Just going to save CJ some work. Yeah, no. So what kind of drunk am I? You are a lovey drunk. I'm a lovey drunk. You are a lovemaker, lovebird, your bird feather. I'm not a lovemaker. You are a lovemaker when you're drunk. I want to hug a lot. You touch me. Well, I touch you sober. I'll touch you off the wake up. You touch me more when you're drunk. Good morning to you. You say, bend that ass over, hands on your knees. Now shake that ass for pay to...

You shake that ass for me. That's what you say when you're drunk. And, oh my God, you take a sip right before you go, bend that ass over, hands on your knees, shake that ass for payday. And I'm sitting there, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No. Oh my God, yes or no is the best soul in the room whenever we're drunk, Ruby. Yes or no? Oh my God. Oh my God. Ruby's like a beam of light. Her chest starts to smell better. Her eyes are...

I don't smell your dog's breasts. I said chest. Where's her breasts? Her nipples are down there. Does she have nipples? She has eight of them. I don't think Ruby has nipples. I think motherhood would be a bitch for Ruby. She is small. It would be her last day. Oh, yeah. God bless her soul. Did you ever see Ruby's mom? She had one. She did have... She wasn't spawned. Someone didn't spend five gold and just pop her out. It wouldn't surprise me if she was made in a laboratory. Dexter's. She's like...

Basically, when Liv went to go pick her up, this cute little chawini turned the corner. Yes, man. She was like, oh my God, that's her. And the dog person was like, no, no, no, that's the mom. Come here, Sasha. That was Ruby's name before. It sounds like a stripper. No offense to any Sashas in the world, but when you know my dog and what she does, and then couple up the name Sasha. I know some good Sashas. Sasha.

I've never met a bad Sasha in my life. Stop winking. Good morning to you. I've never left a Sasha. Stop. And been like, regret that one. No, too much? Okay, sorry. I was talking about like a friendly hangout.

Y'all are so dirty. I just said I've met Sasha. No, you can't talk. No, it's a hard day. It's a hard day, guys. Hey, 118's gonna be a bitch. It's a hard day. We are, oh, jet lag. Oh, boy. He cannot speak. Anyway, Sasha, at the time, turns the corner about that big. And Liv was like, oh, my God, she's so cute. She had nipples then. Very small, though. Ruby. Now, as a grown woman, Ruby, yes. Her nipples go...

Yeah. Down. That's where they are. That's where my dog's nipples are. First time I met Ruby, I said, that might be the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life. She looked like every time you saw her for her first year of life, it looks like she just fell out. Like she was just born. Her eyes were always a little squinted. For some reason, she was wet often. I don't know what it was. That might have been a...

I don't know what it was. Every time I saw her whenever she was first around in life, first came to the earth and said greetings, I said, that's not supposed to happen. Yeah, that is a malfunction on somebody's part. That's a mess up. And my dog is a mess up, but we love her. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Do you like me when I'm drunk? I do like you. You like me more when I'm drunk or when I'm sober? I'd say almost. Obviously I love you when you're sober, but there's never times where you're annoying when you're drunk. Some people can get annoying quickly. You, when you get drunk, it's like your walls go down. The bridge goes over the moat. People are allowed into you. Goes over where? The moat. Or that is the moat.

What's a moat? That's a thing, correct? What's a moat? A moat around a castle. Is that a biblical term? Well, there's water. There used to be waters around castles and cities and stuff in the moat. Something about castles doesn't sit right with me. Something about castles, I've always been like, are we being serious? Castles are a real thing. There's still castles now. Did they have to pay property taxes on those? I don't even know if taxes, I would assume taxes involved in those. No taxation before representation. Hello, castle and moats, bridges and goats. There's water around the castle. She had a strong head.

What? She had a real strong scalp. Who's the one that had the hair? Who the hell are you talking about? The one in the castle. Tangle? I don't know. Rapunzel. Sure, the ginger one. Would you climb abroad's hair? I've done it before. Stop. I'm kidding. Stop. And we're back already. Okay, yeah, sorry about that, guys. Would you climb 30 to 45, maybe 100 feet of hair just to get a smell of that Rapunzel?

I feel like you belong in prison if you would do all that. I feel like you could have taken the stairs. God, let us not even try to imagine you in those times. You would be fucking insane in those times. How? You'd have a little coin sack. Your shirts would have holes in it and you'd just be running around. But then all of a sudden, some princess would just gaze upon you. Oh, God. I love a good gaze. You'd be like this. She's up there. This is before braces and everything. I love a good gaze and the gaze. You'd turn and you'd be like, and she'd look and you'd be like,

He's quite strange, but something about him is making my pheromones just go. And then you'd start crawling and shit. You'd climb up towers. You'd be a creep back then. You'd probably be a... If you were clean back then, you'd be royalty. Was anybody clean back then, though? They didn't have baths. If you were clean... Yes, they... All bath is water. I feel like the shower was invented... Shower? Yeah, they had baths. Baths don't clean you. They literally would get buckets of water, heat them up,

You'd heat up the bucket or the water? The bucket, which heated up the water. So you're sitting in a hot bucket. You're not sitting in the bucket. That's a bath. I didn't say they'd get... You know, a bucket is the bucket. A bath is big. They'd fetch water. Why didn't they just heat up the water? Okay.

Because the heat, the fire, they're not going to put you over a damn bath over a flame. They're just going to heat up the water. Your servants could pour it on you. You could sponge it out, rag it out. I would have been the servant. I don't think I would have been. No, you wouldn't. You could have been royalty. If you were this tall back then, first off, that's like plus 10,000 aura in itself. Oh, my God. Then if you have the beard and a tail, oh, my God. I don't think my tooth enamel is where it's supposed to be.

Right now, as I'm sitting here, it feels like something's falling out. Like every time I do that, I feel like I'm losing something. Wait, wait, wait. Look at me. I think your gum's inflamed. I think it is. Wait, on that side. I think it is. I'm not kidding. I'm in pain. I'm starting to get headaches. Oh my God. No, Peyton, Peyton. No, I need to go somewhere. No, it's like the, it's like the, the lips, like it's like going in. It's like this.

Like you're chewing. Are you chewing on it? It's the nervous twitch. Don't be nervous. I wake up with a lot of blood in my mouth. You do. Your breath in the morning is that of colonial people. George Washington. We talk about this a lot. On a plane, my breath. It is bad. I don't know what it is. It is sick, bro. The amount that you sleep on planes is remarkable. First off...

I don't understand it. You can sleep like the entire flight without any, you don't have a neck pillow. You didn't have music playing. That's, that's borderline like sociopath. I'm raw dog in the skyline. You're raw dog in a three hour flight like this and you just go,

You're just asleep. I watched a whole movie. Yeah. And I turned to look at you. You were still knocked out. Yeah. Oh, my God. But then you woke up and your hair was shit because you were leaning on the thing. It looked like you got, like, struck by, like, an ax. You still survived. And the worst part is, like, either the flight attendant wants to talk to me. Oh, my God. What was her name? She was so nice. No, not her. The one on the way to D.C. Jen. Jen? Jen from United Airlines. Jen, if you're seeing this. Jen from United Airlines. Stop. Stop.

She handed me extra food. I got a whole cheese and fruit tray. They were great. What is her name? She was so nice. Never got it. She was the boyfriend. Yeah. And she's going to send shoes. I got it because I was awake. You were dead. You were dead on the window seat. Can I say something about us? I think we're becoming less of friends.

What? I don't think we're supposed to be anymore. That's not true. That's internal. No, I think it's a you thing. You're wearing my face on your chest. Because it's not a me thing. Your Robert Downey Jr. is me right now. Look at how much I have to overcompensate to feel like we're still where we used to be. That's internal. I miss 2018. 2018 needs to rot. No, I'm saying if we go back to 2018, no. No, where we were friendship-wise. Incorrect. We were a good place. We were a very good place. The best place. None of this.

No, no, I'm talking about just friendship-wise. Take where our friendship was 2018 and bring it here. You're starting to branch off. No, I'm not. I think you're starting to look. You have wondering eyes. I'm like, oh, I got you. It's like you used to depend on me a lot.

Okay. For fellowship. Hey, that's the word. I depended on you. Let's break that down. I think it's your wife. It's not my wife. I have a wife. I think you're starting to love her a little more. I should. She's my wife. Get it. Great. Sure. Wife one. That's the problem. No. Wife one. Wife always one. Two. Ruby. Ruby.

Three? You love that hound that's going to be gone in two and a half years? What do you think her life expectancy is? She seizes when she sees me. She does. That's not right. No. She turns into origami when she shits. It's not right. Wife one. Family two.

You three. If we go back. Ruby like four. We've filmed every week for like hundreds of weeks. Hundred weeks. We're at 118. That's a lot of time. That is. A lot of film. Yeah. We can go back and I'm pretty sure you've made that list before and I was higher up on it. You're three.

Do you think you deserve to be higher than my family? Am I higher than your family? Than your brother and your mom and dad? Am I higher than them? If you say yes, you have problems. No, no. Okay. No, no. I was in 2018. You loved me more than your mom in 2018. Whoop his ass. If there's somebody with a gun and they're like, no, that's sick. No, I do feel like you're losing love for me and it's starting to affect my mentality.

Oh my God. It's starting to affect my mental health. Then first off, just open up, buddy. But you're not there anymore. I'm a call, a drive, anything away. No. First off, you never pull up. And you put timestamps on our calls now. No, I don't. You're like, I gotta go watch. No, I don't. You're boosting this.

Like Bridgerton! I love Bridgerton. You have to. That's a good show. No, and no, because I'll call you and I want to talk. I want to vent. But you don't! Oh my God! Because you're not there for me anymore. No, I'm not. You call, you say one thing, you start blowing me kisses, tongue punching my fart box through the face. And you used to open up. You used to show me that little blue knot. And I used to blow, I used to call it names. I used to be like, look at Janet. All you do now on the phone is you make monkey noises at me. That's you.

I'm going to go to jail one day. It's going to be 85% your fault. 15% mess ups on my words, 85% conviction from you. We call, I will be on the phone forever. That's not true, Cam. When it hits a dead point. CJ's agreeing. When it hits a dead point. There used to never be a dead point. You used to want to talk to me. You don't want to talk to me anymore. First off, you know, because first off, y'all used to say I would be the one that would just linger on the phone. Exactly. And you don't want to anymore.

So because you used to make fun of me for lingering. Now that I don't linger, you're making fun of me for not lingering. We make fun of each other. That's what we do. I love you. No, you don't. No, you don't. You use me. No. You use me. I use you. You use me. For what? I don't know. You're like a toxic girlfriend. You want me to be there, but you don't want to treat me right. Are you nuts? I am going to find somebody.

And then you're going to see me on dates, movies. I'm going to, oh my God, oh my God, let there be another Marvel movie come out. Let there be anything that we used to share close to each other. And you're going to be like, Peyton, I want to go with you. And I'm not going to be there anymore. Literally the second to last movie you went to go see was with me. That's not true. That's very true. What was it? I can't say the first. Planet of the Apes? Yes. That was two movies ago. No, it wasn't. I saw Fall Guys. With? CJ. Yep.

And before that was what? Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. With us. I didn't go with you. I went with CJ and Ryan. And you came because we didn't actually want you there because you're not fun to be around anymore. I'm so fun to be around. No, you're not. He's different, isn't he? He's changed. Thank you. He's changed. Bro, how am I changing? Dude, you're just not as friendly anymore. You're just not as open and inviting. You put times on us now.

You're like, ah, it's not time. It's okay. So I want to get off the phone because I was doing something or watching something and now I'm a bad guy? Yeah, you're smiling because you know it's true. It's okay. No, I'm smiling because it's stupid. It's okay. I love you. I want you around. I love you more than you love me. Okay, let's go on a trip together, me and you. Okay. It's not going to happen, is it? Can I bring my wife?

It's my wife. That's fine. Okay. We've been on trips together. We went to LA. That's when we were friends. We're still. It's okay. I'm just, I'm trying to vent to you because it makes me sad. No. Next. This episode of the You Should Know Podcast is brought to you by Fume. Have you ever heard that the flavored air category is quickly becoming the leading alternative to vaping and smoking? It's a whole new...

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Alright, to end that, I love you, you love me, I don't want to hear that bullshit again. Words mean nothing, action means words. You're literally coming to my house tonight. Okay, I'm coming to see your dog. Anyway. Oh my god, so you love my dog! I have to, I have to. What's your sun, moon, and rising sign? What's your sun, moon, and rising sign? What is that? What's your sun? You don't know. Are those, like, I'm not into astrologies. What? You're not into astrologies?

Your sun sign represents your ego and motivations. Oh, it's hot. You go, it is a bright day. You go, it is 112. My pride is up. Your sun sign represents your egos and motivations. Your moon sign governs your emotional natures. Dark. Dark and cloudy. So much moonlight. You go, it's sunny as shit in the day and it is dark at night.

And your rising sign speaks to the energy that you put out in the world. Smelly. You don't know any of them. Is this a multiple choice? Do you want to do a test? It's like a waxing wedding. A waxing wibbis of women? What is it? A gibbis. Gibbis. Gibby. Wibbin. You want to do a test?

Sure. Let's test it. I need to take a test. Well, speaking of the test, what this sped out for me, and hopefully you, so you have no clue what you are. I don't know what's happening. Your first sign is an Aquarius. It is said you are to be intellectual, creative, independent, and inspired. Do you agree with that? I agree with that. I can't swim, though, so I don't know about aquariums. They can...

Fish zoos, is what they call them. They can be social, but only when they want to be. Damn, this is thought- This is good! I might believe him now! Aquarius is the 11th sign of zodiac and the last air sign. So it deals with air-related concepts from a broad perspective. Let's take a break. Am I- Am I an avatar? Some say Aquarians are innovative, progressive, rebellious, and humanitarian. You like to give back and rebel. Is that right?

Okay. Your moon sign, second one, your moon, right? Okay. It says you're a balanced Libra moon. Am I taking a test or are you telling me something? I'm telling you and I want to see if you agree with it. Oh, okay. See if it feels yours. Oh, sure. We can throw some questions in there. You said a test. There can be a short prompt. Well, this is the test, but it's... It's not a test if there's no questions. It's more of a you put in when you're born and it's going to tell you how you are. I don't know about that. Okay. Your emotional ups and downs are rare. Your discernment... That's not true at all.

I am all over the place. It is like if you take a paintbrush and go... You don't know what the fuck... Your discernment is usually the magic tick. You have ticks. Now you have a disease. I've explained the itches. You're typically balancing at peace with yourself. That's not true!

That's just not true. I'm sorry. Okay. There's no balance. Frequently being a source of your own comfort. No, God, I need external factors. But you often pleasure yourself in a comforting way.

How do I know that? On to the next one. You resolve internal and external conflicts quickly to maintain your mental balance. Oh, that's a fact. You have a strong balancing effect on your environment and those around you. Yeah. Identifying lack and knowing how to fill the void. No. You go, there's a big void and that bitch has been open. That void is, that holds galaxies in that void. Last one, based on this, your personality report is...

You're a best seller. Author? What the f***? What is this saying? I'm a cook? I'm not a cook. It's asking me to buy something for $14.95. This shit's a scam, doc. This is a scam. Okay, can I say something? Let's hear it. I just scraped my elbow. Your what? My elbow. Can I say something? Let's hear it. Do you believe in these? I don't. Because I'm a man of Jesus. I'm a man of Christ. Why are they somewhat accurate?

It scares me, right? It does. I've had a first date with girls. Okay. The first question has been, when were you born? And I tell them, February 16th, 99. God bless you. Hello. And then they say, what time? And I said, really wasn't there. They're like, what time? You know the doctor's name? I'm like, what the fuck? And then so, they tell me, what is your moon? And I said, thought there was only one. Are we on Tatooine? Don't really know. Okay.

Dark Vader. Just walks behind you. I'm sorry. And so whenever they start breaking me down like this, I'm like, I'm an omen beating. I'm an omen. I think these are very broad. Well.

But and then they'd give me rocks to touch but she's like touch this a hand with this it'll open up your toes What are you saying to me right now my shoes are and I go along with it cuz I give this is will help me Hey, I I'm trying to find the last one. We're gonna find your thing. We're gonna find your thing

My moons? We're going to find your rising. What is a moon? We're going to find your rising. But what does that mean? It's the moon rising. There's a sun, moon, and rising sign. You got all three, I hope. Yeah, tell me about my sun. I need to know my sun. No, you already got the sun. Okay. We already got your sun and moon. Hot sun, cold moon. You're a creepy guy. Here we go. Last one. Your rising sign claims to be a Sagittarius. Say that with me. One, two, three. Sagittarius. There we go.

People of Sagittarius Rising are full of energetic enthusiasm. They love freedom and have a cheerful disposition. They are candidly honest, witty, generous, and flexible. I have no flexibility. You are as stiff as a board. You are so stiff. How do I know that? Again, you try to bid me like a pretzel.

They are hilarious and lighthearted. They love traveling and look for new adventures. Don't like traveling. Makes me sick. Also, they have a natural ability for sports. They are spiritually or philosophically oriented. I am. However, they love food, drink, entertainment, and animals. Don't like food. Animals scare me. Entertainment's here or there. Last one.

They can feel, they can excel in education, art, music. On the negative side, they can be rude, ding, ding, ding, self-indulgent, depends on the day, impulsive, and opinionated. They are blessed with a tremendous amount of energy and great teeth. That's a... There it is. He's not a...

I honestly... I swear to God, it says that too. I honestly have good teeth for how I take care of them. But dog, that's not a good sentence. Do better. Do you brush once or twice a day? She brushed once or twice every other day. I've been... Let me... Can I be vulnerable and honest to the boardroom here? Oh my God. The whole time we were in D.C. and Philly, how long was that trip? No, I was gonna call you out. This... He asked me on the first day, hey, I didn't bring my toothpaste.

Can I use yours? I said, I left mine with Liv. She gets on the flight tomorrow, so I'm going to go get the boys' toothpaste. But then it dialed in with me. I said, wait a second. I went to their room and brushed my teeth. He never showed up. And I just went, and I looked at him. Because I was like, we were traveling, getting in and out of Ubers, going different places, sound checks. But then it dawned on me late at night. After the first show, I said, OK, I'm

I still don't think he posted to you yesterday, but we just performed and I haven't seen him in their room and I know he didn't bring toothpaste.

Did you brush your teeth, you sick, gremlin, naughty, oh, what? I said naughty, gnarly, mouth, boy, black. Just kidding. I'm kidding. Sorry, TJ. No, okay. I didn't. No, you're on the stand. I didn't brush my teeth the whole trip. I didn't. I didn't. I still haven't since. I still haven't. God, I still haven't. Let me explain myself, right?

This isn't the first century. You have a toothbrush. I didn't. Every store has toothpaste. I didn't have a toothbrush. So that's the thing. I asked when I got there, I realized I didn't. We got to D.C. I realized, oh, I didn't bring toothpaste. I asked you to get the toothpaste. As you were gone, I went to the bathroom, my toiletry bag, and I normally have a travel toothbrush.

A little bitty. Try a toothbrush. It's like me when it's cold. A little bitty. And so I went and I went to my totally true bag to grab it. No. I was searching ball deodorants in there, deodorant, cologne, hair stuff. I didn't have a toothbrush. You have three different forms of deodorant. Yes. But you don't have something for your mouth? And our whole gig is speaking? Yeah.

Our literal jut, there was so much fucking spit in your mouth just now. It was white. It was white and stringy. Sometimes it feels like there's hydrogen peroxide in my mouth. Dog, you might could use some. I'm not gonna lie. At this point, it'll probably kill a couple things in there. Yeah, I know. I will brush my teeth when I get home after recording today. We just got home. Yesterday. Yesterday. At like 2.30. I just realized my shorts are so short. My whole ass cheek is out. This is bad.

Nobody wants to see that. Now, you said something when you were reading my amethyst. You said something. You said something in it. Oh, my God. I can taste blood again. Oh. You said something when you were reading my astrology chart. Mm-hmm. All right. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Anthropologie. Expensive store. That's where they sell couches. No. No, wrong store. Anthropologie is closed for women. Oh. Oh yeah.

bracelets, necklaces, sandals, zapatos, dresses, zapatos, that's some jeans. Those are sandals. Chonkles. Chonkles. Chonkles. Zapato is shoes. Me gusta el pollo y las albónicas. Me amo y te peten. No, you remember, that was gross as f***. You remember Pierce? He's like, dude, I totally know Spanish. I said, say, my name's Pierce. He said, yo soy. He was talking normally. He was like, yeah, I did. He said, yo soy Pierce. I said, that's not even right, but all right. You said that I like animals.

I don't. Exactly. And I was thinking, right? You were hit with a double lie at the end. Good teeth like animals. Both wrong. I have a question that I've been thinking about, and I want to bring it to you. This is frightening. Open your mind up. Okay, I'm going to open my mind. You swallow. I keep seeing the spit. I'm not saying this for anything. It is like, okay. You know fishes, right?

Here we go. Here we go. Apparently they are animals. They are. There's no apparently. Come to find out, the jury came back with their decision. Non-guilty. Yes, here we go. They say fishes breathe underwater, right? Correct. Through gills. Correct. The whole gill thing to me. We breathe above. We have lungs protected. We bring in the air. Let it out. I think gills are bullshit.

What do you mean you think a gill is bullshit? It doesn't make too much sense to me. Okay, but then why does a fish, how can it live underwater? And that's where I'm having my problem. Okay, let's break down a gill real quick. I think you're in the Illuminati. I think you're in the Illuminati. Because there's so many things you're trying to disprove. It's almost like you're trying to keep something even deeper away from us. No, I'm trying to figure some things out. You don't fish on animals. Pretzels or chips. Gills don't work. You know, the whole time you're in a kebab.

Every night when you go home, you put on a robe, you have a cauldron under your room. That's why he's not allowed in your room. You have a cauldron in there. You have the wicked book of death. I don't know, but you're starting to creep me out. Okay, let's think about it, right? We can't under, we, they breathe underwater because they got cuts in their throat. That don't make too much sense to me. We're okay. We listen to me talk first and then you go. Are not fish. I get that. Fish.

Are not Hermans. I get it. We breathe above water. They breathe below water. We have schools above. They have schools below. I didn't know they took algebra 2. I didn't know that, first of all. They take survival 3. That's their class. Okay, so you're saying they got cuts in their throat and there's water going in there. Wouldn't they just explode at that point?

Because think, where does it go after that? Is the water gunpowder? What do you mean? Would they explode? You fill yourself up with too much anything. It's a filtration system. Where does it come out? That's like you saying, if someone could just take a big enough breath, are they just going to bust open like a can of cinnamon rolls? No. Okay, you... Listen, we breathe air, right? Yeah. Put too much air in my mouth. Put a tube of air in my mouth, right? And I...

I'm exploding. Okay, you're not a balloon. Exactly, neither are they. So if you put... So explain to me how does a gill work then?

There's water coming into the gill, right? Okay, I am not a marine biologist. Let's start there. How do you accept it? However, because it's a fish and every one of them lives underwater. Why are you questioning shit that is clear as day? Because I'm explaining how. How does it happen? It's probably an oxidation system. That's a big-ass word, and I'm not sure if it's a real one. Yes, it is. There's an oxidation system. There's telekinesis. Are you drunk?

Okay, explain it. Explain it.

Water goes in. Water. First off. The gill opens up for the water. It's like a water fence. Does water contain oxygen? Go. Not sure. 100%. Yes, it's H2O. That's what the O is. Two hydrogens. One oxygen. So I'm assuming, right? Regular guy, seen fish all of my existence, never questioned. That's bullshit. I think they're fake. I'm assuming the water comes in. Yeah. Something cool happens. They keep oxygen.

And they just keep swimming. Okay. And they go about their day. Where does the water go? It goes out. Of where? They are surrounded by it. Okay. Have you ever seen whales try to eat some shit? Do whales have gills? They have like mops or like cones. Holy shit! Whales have a blowhole. Are whales fish? Whales have a blowhole. Are whales fish? Yes. Do they have gills? No. So there's different fish. Holy shit! You just figured that out?

Did you have a beluga whale in your fish tank when you were young? You had a turtle and a great white? Yeah, there's different fish. Goldfish, guppies, barracuda, piranhas, whales, dolphins, and sharks. I'm asking everything in between. I'm asking good questions and you're not listening to me.

Some have blowholes. It's like an ass on the top of their back. They got a back ass. They come up, they go. They got a neck ass. Get some air and go back down. They could probably get drunk as a skunk. If a human was a sick bastard one day, just pop the Corona right in that blowhole. That fish could be like, just going crazy. Listen to me, though. Slow down.

You speed up. Fish, right? What's the name of fish? I'm going to close my eyes. Name of fish. A bass. A bass. So we got a bass in the ocean, right? Bass in the ocean. They got gills. We got bass in the ocean. They got gills, right? They're taking in water. Not sure what happens after that. Sure. Whales, they got gills on the head. I think they have a blowhole on the back. They got a blowhole on their back, takes in water. I actually don't know. Whales might just come up and go...

Go back down. Okay, dolphins. Dolphins blow. Dolphins are big. So they can breathe under... Where do they sleep? I think they just sleep like this. Isn't that kind of terrifying? Holy shit, no.

Whales and dolphins have to sleep on earth above water. I don't think so. They have to. I don't think so. Yes, they do. No, I don't think so. Because they have to come up for air. I think it's like a small hibernation process. They would drown. They take like one big gulp of air and then they go to sleep. No, that's why dolphins go up and down because they have to get air. Yeah. So you can't sleep for eight hours a day underwater if you need to come up for air. But they're not going to stay out of the water because they need to be in the water. No, they can breathe oxygen. Oh, you see dolphins in backyards on a leash behind a fence? No.

People domesticate dolphins or just sit in there. Where do dolphins and whales sleep? In the water. They can't. No, they can't. Bro, that's literally like saying we need water to survive. We need food. How the hell do we sleep? Because we don't have food when we sleep. I think they can do the same thing. You think? I know they can't. Name two dolphins you've ever met.

I got, a dolphin tried to hunt me one time at SeaWorld. I got called up for the thing and that was a horny dolphin. You think dolphins can be horny, but you don't think they can sleep at night? They can sleep at night on land. What is there just rocks everywhere for them? Little buildings? Holy shit, Cam. They have fish hotels? Cam, are you being stupid? There's dolphins out in the middle of the ocean. They have places to go. A hotel? Where are they going?

Islands! Island oceans. No, the little bobs in the middle of the ocean. I should get you a telescope, a couple scrolls, and a couple assistants. And you should just go. You're not trying to further the conversation. You're trying to knock me down. Listen to what I'm saying. Some shit just doesn't make sense. Fish? To you! Fish? I get it. Bass. They can sleep underwater because they just need their gills to open up and close up. I get it. No! Talk to me.

They need their girls to open and close up. Whales and dolphins need air, Cam. I agree. And you're saying they just sleep underwater. What do you know? This is kind of weird, though. How do dolphins sleep? They enter a state of unihispheric slow wave sleep.

That's also known as the USWS. They have an organization they have to sign into to go to bed. They have a sleep union. In which they close one eye, keep the other eyes shut down halfway. No, they close one eye, keep one open, and shut down half of their brain at a time. Dolphins are freaks. Dolphins are insane.

The other half of the brain stays awake and alert. Holy shit, that's lit. So yes, they're underwater, but they're halfway there. They put the left side down to sleep, get some rest. Right side's just on guard. And then the next night, they probably switch. Holy shit, could you imagine? I don't think that's true. Can you imagine we slept like this? And we're just sitting there like, half of us are getting rest. We're like, just on alert? That'd be sick. Wait. That's what it says.

Google. Don't get mad at me. Do- I'm not too much understanding here. Dolphins periodically alternate which half of the brain is sleeping. Are dolphins better than humans? Are dolphins the real chosen race or- or- Whoa! Not race- uh, gen- No! What am I- help me. Species. Species.

I'm not believing in fish gills. I'm not believing in the UWSS. I don't care. They got to get on a submarine. Oh, my God. They have a fish hotel. They do. I told you. They follow the... That's why they follow boats and people. And they want to go to the hotel. Because when it's time to sleep, they go, hey, you got a room? I've always said dolphins are the P. Diddy's of the ocean. They are nasty creatures. You can keep it. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Speaking of nasty creatures. Me. No. Good morning. I love you. I love you too. Speaking of nasty creatures. Hello. When we were in DC, right? Yes. We went to a sports bar to watch the Mavericks game. Oh yes we did. Okay. It's a cool sports bar. Food, kind of shit. Not gonna lie to you. Environment fun. What? That was a great place. I liked it. My pizza was fantastic. The burger we had at the other place in Philly? Ten times better. Burger in Philly? Ten times better. Anyway, speaking of creatures...

We are watching the NBA Finals. In every other TV, there was some fucking ESPN 8, the Ocho Entertainment. Did you see all those sports? No. Don't tell...

Oh my God. Oh, you're that place. There was a, there was one, it was like a human mountain. There was like, it was 30 on 30 men. And there was one guy sitting on his butt on the top of a pole. They all had helmets on throwing right hooks. That sport ends. The next one was who can pull better guys sitting down, pulling rods. The next one was fought cheese wheel down the hill. You see the one that was the wife carrying race, the wife carrying race, they're dipping their broads in mud. And then the next one was a,

Ear string contest. Yeah. They put string on ear and see if you can pull. What channel is that? Okay, if you could create a weird sport, what would it be? Oh, shit. Yeah. If I could create a weird sport, what would it be? I'm a fan of relays. I love a good relay. Put the brain under some circumstances.

It'd be an extreme sport. It would have water and land. It'd be some sort of relay. And it would have to be, there'd have to be some external factor. Whether it's intoxication. Whether it's like you spin your head on a baseball bat. Basically, how well can you complete something in different terrains while you're not all there? That would be my sport. Mine would be the great smell. It would be the great smell. Basically what you do is there's a line of shit that stinks.

And you, each one, you start with the least smelly one. And you gotta sniff that, John. Right? Oh, no. It's like hot ones for your nose. No, no, no, no, no, no. When you originally said it, I thought it was contestants come in as stinky as they can be.

And whoever solicits the best reaction wins that night's prize. Because you could sign up if you had a messed up nose, right? Deviated symptom. Something's not working. You could be right on some horse shit and not smell it. You could go... On to the next.

But imagine, you sign up, you have a week to get as nasty as you can, and then you show up in front of 100 people, and whoever can make most people gag wins. I would be the Michael Phelps of the Great Smell. You could get some funding in there. Oh my God, you'd have sponsors. I'd be Gabby Douglas. They'd have to change the rules for me. You would have a jersey with 40 different sponsors because they believe in you so much. You'd be like, and? And then it literally goes...

You need a doctor. I'm sweating a lot. Honestly, I'm sweating a lot. During the DC show, I looked at you and I almost took a break in the show and said, go change. Would you believe me if I said that shirt is still wet? You haven't washed it yet? No. And you call me nasty? I took it out of my bag, threw it in the dirty clothes. It's still wet. Oh my God. And we went to, there's going to be a whole live show recap at the Philly show.

Our stage was infiltrated with bugs. Oh my God. There is a bug. There's a small dragon on the stage. That one bitch was big. Big as hell. You could easily flick it, but I was like, we're performing. Like I can't,

And I'm watching. It was following me. But then I had a great smell. Season one winner. It was following him. Non-humans are like, damn, that's good. They're just flying around you waiting to bite. Yeah. They come to me and they're like, smells too good. But I've been tracked by mosquitoes recently, right? And I have a question about mosquitoes. What? Time out.

What does that mean you've been tracked by? I think I'm on an app. I'm on a mosquito app. They're going back and writing on a clipboard. They're like, this bastard's good. I'm a lottery pick for the mosquito draft. They're like, we need him. We could start the second Ebola with him. Second what? Ebola? Ebola?

Ebola. Ebola. You remember when Ebola was a big concern in the school system? Ebola hit right up the street from us. Really? The guy that came over to the United States, patient zero in the United States, was literally in Frisco. That's crazy. In Frisco. I remember this girl, she got lice, right? And then she got over lice. She came back to school and she had the swine flu. She's all right.

But we were like, she should get put down. At that point, she's a concern to us. We were like, send her to boarding school. She does not need to be in this class. She does not need to be with Miss Winkler. You know, I had the swine flu. Swear to God. You are a piggly bitch. I swear to God I had it, though. I couldn't leave my room for four days. How do you get the swine flu? I have no clue. You were out there fucking with some pigs, weren't you? Stop it. Stop it. Oink. I'm kidding. Stop. Stop. My grandma loved pigs, and she's dead now. It's a fun fact.

Betterhelp.com. Oh, yeah. No, I'm all right. It's okay. Bring it in. So the mosquito's tracking you on their app. She had cancer. What? It's my grandma. How are you going to be offended? That's how I get over things. Laughter. Yeah. Laughter is often a coping mechanism. Fun fact. Last time I saw her.

Please stop. Please stop. Please stop. It's literally the last conversation we had. I'm going to get sad. You look deranged and I'm trying to remain up. I love my grandma. Okay. Watch what you say. Okay. It was the last convo we had and she was there in the bed and I was like, oh, this is tough to watch.

She could talk still. And we had the lights on in her room, right? And I gave her a hug and I knew this is it. This is the last time I'm seeing Meemaw, right? Oh, Meemaw, I love you. And then I go, oh, you want me to cut the light out before we go? And she goes, I wish God would cut the light out on me. And I said,

That's how I want you to go out. Solid woman there. CJ's not having fun. CJ hates this. Watch my grandma. Yeah. That's good. That's a good woman. Strong woman. And then whenever we went to her funeral, it was a bunch of old white people I never met. And they were like, I'm so sorry. And I was like, who are you? Yeah. I was like, I don't know you, dude. That was me and my grandpa's funeral. Boy, I was crying big time at my grandpa's funeral. Toughen up. No, I was crying big time at my grandpa's funeral. I didn't cry. I don't cry when I'm supposed to.

I have like an off-center cry. Like, I'll be like at the funeral, I'm like, I'm not crying. I'm sad, but I'm not crying. Then I'll be making a PB&J and I lose it. Like the microwave beeps and I'm like.

It's the fact you said you don't cry when you're supposed to. It's like your timer's f***ed up. It's like your timer for crying is on Eastern Standard, but you're living in Pacific. It's just not matching. It's because people are looking at me to cry, and I'm like, you're not going to get that satisfaction. But mosquitoes, right? Do mosquitoes wake up, and they're like, I'm a f***ing mosquito? Do they have that cognitive reasoning? You need help?

Oh, no, for sure. You are all over the place. But to answer, I'd say no. I think mosquitoes only know mosquitoes. They go to work. They go to school. They hang out. And they live a mosquito life. That's crazy to me. I don't think they wake up. Like, I think the closest elephants and monkeys. Elephants are brilliant. Beautiful. Are they, though? They can hear someone coming from two miles away at the bottom of their feet. I hate you. No, they don't. Okay, but why do you...

And they're like, oh, wait. They go, Warriors, two miles left. Don't you think? Tribe! They wouldn't get so clapped by trophy hunters if that were a fact? Well, we have capabilities to snipe from far away, and we sit there and wait. From two miles? I mean, yeah, maybe not Chris Kyle. But I'm saying, like, they could pull up at 8 a.m., and they just hold their post. The elephants come in. They haven't moved at all. You don't think somebody's moving for eight hours? You clearly don't know what hunting is. Do you understand that? Cam, are you a little dumb?

Have you ever hunted, CJ? Be honest. I don't believe in hunting. It's a little weird to me. People go in deer stands, and they will sit there all day long just to shoot a deer. Not moving for eight hours? Peyton, do you not know what hunting is? Cam, I do know. They go in their stands, and they literally will have a phone, some snacks, and their rifle, and they will be in that stand from...

Probably 6 a.m. to 3, 4 p.m. I get it. I get it. Being in the same spot for eight hours. There is not a human being on this earth that hunts that will not move for eight hours. Okay. I'm saying they're not moving location. Okay. I'm saying not move. They might unzip the pants, piss out the side of the stand. That takes a lot of movement. They might take a beef jerky stand. That takes a lot of movement. Okay.

Okay, yeah, it's like this. Exactly what I'm saying. And so you're saying elephants are these God creatures that can hear something from two miles away. It's a movement. Me and CJ watched one paint. It's beautiful. Okay. So you're saying elephants are these smart creatures that can hear stuff from two miles away, but they're still getting hunted? I didn't say they can hear it. I said they can feel it. Then why are they getting hunted? Peyton, if you, if, Peyton, I could tell you there's a guy downstairs and you're still going to get clapped.

I'm not an elephant. Exactly. You're a human. And I don't know somebody downstairs with my feet. Hear me. My feet are a little numb recently. You need to get that checked. Stop eating sugar. Here we go. There can feel it, right? Mm-hmm. Wavelengths, rumblings in the earth. Goes up there, hits their little tummy, suffers in the brain. Do we need to move? Do we need to stay? Do we need to regroup? What do we need to do? But if they're already in the stand, I'm saying imagine the stand. They're in the stand. They get there 2 a.m. Yes. Elephants, they know they're going to come by about 10 a.m.

They can move in the stand. It's not moving the ground, the earth. I'm saying if they're pulling up in a Jeep Wrangler 05, wheel on the wrong side because they might be in a different place in the world.

I think you're telling fallacy, Cam. No. I don't think this elephant thing... I don't think you know or respect elephants. I think you have this false sense. You have this false sense of like, I know shit because I read it. Cam, you believe everything. You just said fishes check into hotels. I don't want to hear shit that comes out of your mouth. Because I think independently. You think of Twitter. You're like, I read it on Twitter. It's a fact. Yes or no? Are you a victim of Twitter? I'm a big victim of Twitter. I hate that shit. If community notes didn't exist, you might be the stupidest person I've ever met. No, no, no.

Rewind. Yes. Because you, all this independent thinking and shit, you think you're like a judge or something. You know what's what. Ah, y'all are sheep. I'm the shepherd, master, lord, wise man. I don't think I'm a lord. Viscount. That's what you are. But your shit's dumb. No, it's not. Let's call a buck a buck, spade a spade. You don't even know how hunting works. You didn't know fish were animals.

You think cereal is different? Stop. All these things. No, I think independently. Fun fact about hunting. My friend Cooper, redneck, right? At his family's house, they used to have a bunch of bucks on the wall, right? And I had this weird thing with stuffed bucks on the wall, and I would always want to feel the inside of their nose, so I'd finger the shit out of a stuffed buck nose all the time. It's hard. And my grandpa had one of those dancing basses on the wall. You press a button, and it's like... Oh, I love that. You stop.

You hit it perfectly. That's exactly where they dance. They go, and they're like, and then my, I love that. And then my basketball coach, big Tim, he was like 400 pounds, six, five, big human. He died. And then my grandpa, he's always been a little twisted up in the head. He got a little like statue of Biggie Smalls. And he goes, they're selling, they're selling statues of big Tim. And I bought one. And I was like, grandpa, that's Biggie Smalls. He goes, who's that?

And I was like, that's Tim. You're right. That's Tim. Might be a little racist. Not sure. But is it? Well, never seen my grandpa without a cowboy hat either. So, you know what I mean? Shout out to that guy, I guess. My basketball coach, Big E, died too. May God rest Big E and Big Tim's soul. They're probably up there eating some food, hanging out, watching hoops. Anyway. He had a size 16 croc. You ever seen that? Put Preston to shame. He had calluses out the ass.

Don't talk about Big Tim. Anyway, Big E, that was probably one of my first times introduced to firearms.

May God rest his soul. He gave you a gun. No, we would travel. I was the token white on the team. They would always pop trunk, unzip, show me some machinery and say, hey, Cam, we good, man. Zip back up. Hey, go in there and play good. I was like, aye, aye, coach. It was strange. That's how you know you're on a good AU team when there's guns everywhere. I was about 14, and I was like, that's scary and cool. I just thought about something about you that I don't like. Because I'm going to your house, right? Mm-hmm.

I do honestly have a question about you. Do you have bad enamel? Or did you just, did you have a bad surgery I don't know about? What? I went into your pantry, right?

I went into your pantry. Okay. There is an ungodly amount of oatmeal in your pantry. I like, oh, I told you the other day. I don't know why you don't believe me. Oatmeal is probably my first, second favorite breakfast. Easy, quick to cook. Tastes amazing. And you do not cook oatmeal. Cam, for as much oatmeal as you have, I have never seen you cook oatmeal. I have never seen you put oatmeal in the microwave. Oh my God. First off, I don't cook it in the microwave. Who cooks oatmeal in the microwave?

Unless you have the little to-go cups, the easy-ready cups where you just pour water in it. I make my oatmeal on the stove. How do you make oatmeal? Holy shit, you put, you skillet your oatmeal. Skillet my oatmeal. Is it a pork chop? I don't put it in a skillet, you freak. I put it in a pot. You don't even know what oatmeal is? You boil water, drop the oats in. I've never seen anybody put oatmeal in a pot. Who are you? Are you Aunt Jemima? Watch it. Is that not okay to say? That's fine.

Oatmeal is on a stove, in a pot, not a skillet. You creep. Cam, yes or no, how many times in your life have you made oatmeal? Over 400. Holy shit. Every time I've been around you. You're not at my house at 8 a.m. Yes, I am. When? I've never spent the night. How many times have I spent the night at your house? A lot. Since I've met you. And because I know you don't like oatmeal, I don't make oatmeal. I love oatmeal. I love quicker oats. No, you don't. Oh my God, Cam. You just said you've never seen anybody make oatmeal.

- How do you like it if you've never seen it? Why make it? - Because no one makes oatmeal like that. They put it in the microwave. No one puts oatmeal on a skillet. - When you're a lazy, stupid idiot that doesn't know how to cook. - Cam, what kind of oatmeal do you make? - You eat your ramen without water. You're a freak. You eat shit weird. - 'Cause I like chips. - Exactly. No. Oatmeal. You put water in pot, boil it, dash the salt, oats in it, quick oats. - You have never done that.

I did it this morning! No, you didn't. Cam, on Jesus Christ, have you done that? On Jesus Christ, I did it this morning. Cam, you have never, ever, and I've known you for almost a decade, Cam. You have never done that. No one does that. That's how you make oatmeal! This is how you make oatmeal. How do you make grits?

Put grits in the microwave? You don't have to act like you're about the culture, Cam. Talk about oatmeal. We get it. You like black people. Cool. You don't have to pretend. God damn. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying they're both cornmeal products. Listen. That's white. There you go. You ruined it. Back to white. Listen. No, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

Oatmeal is made- HAHA GOTCHA! Oatmeal's made- yeah, itch you little creep! Oatmeal is made- Oatmeal is made on the stove, in a pot, when you're making it, raw oats. There is, however- Holy shit, are you a farmer? You make oatmeal with raw oats?! YES!

That's how you buy it! Unless you buy the packet. That's the only way you make oatmeal. That's the only kind of oatmeal I've ever seen in my life. That's the only kind of oatmeal I eat. How can you make pancakes? How do you make waffles? On the stove. You make... Wow. Wait. Let's take a second. So that you can make oatmeal...

You can't make it raw, but you can make pancakes and waffles raw, but they also sell frozen ones. I'm saying you. I'm talking about you. They make different packaging and different ways to make it for convenience. I'm talking about you. Raw oats. I'm talking about you. I have three tubes of oats in my pantry now. You just said it. First of all, you're pushing 30 and your mom makes your oatmeal for you. I'm not pushing 30. My mom makes the best oatmeal. That's why I asked her to make it when I visit. And your mom makes it in the microwave.

Oh my God, my mom would slap you if she was here right now. She wouldn't. She's not a fan of violence. Lisa, I love you. We still need to work on that. But, Kim, I've been there when you're like, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy. Mommy, can you make me oatmeal? I've seen her rip the packet, put it in a bowl, put water in there, throw it in the microwave. I have seen it with my eyes, Kim. No. And that is a generational thing that was passed down to you. You don't have to act better than thou. If it was generational, they probably didn't have the quick and easy shit in their generation. They had raw oats. You act like your mom's from B.C. But I'm saying, oatmeal,

I'm going to tell you, you put the water in a pot, dash the salt, you crank that salt, wait for it to boil, drop the oats, stir for a minute, take it off the heat for five, cover it, you have oatmeal. You're acting like you still make oatmeal like a pilgrim. Bro. You are a man with an iPhone. What do I eat for breakfast? I don't really eat breakfast. So shut up, because oats on the...

Why am I getting... Okay, Cam's lying in front of me, the You Should Know Podcast family, and Jesus, that he doesn't... That he makes oatmeal on a skillet, dog. Let's just ask this. I don't know what skillet's oatmeal. That's what you just said. Skillet? Oh, my God. What's the difference between a skillet and a pot? A pot, skillet. Skillet, pot. Pot is for deeps. So you turn your oatmeal. Yes. Oh, you are a liar.

Oh my god. Do I need to video this for you? It is easy. You can video for me, but you don't do that. No, you don't. Cam, I've waken up with you after all the times of cuddles and kisses. You wake up, you say, baby, you want a sandwich or you want some oatmeal? And I say, baby, I want an oatmeal. And then I hear that microwave. I don't buy the prepackaged oatmeal. You are a liar, Cameron. What flavors?

- The maple, the cinnamon maple with the green apples. - Oh, I ate those. This is where your confusion is. I ate those a lot in Seminole State. That is 100% fact because they had it in the calf

And they allowed me to take some extra. When I have a fully developed and equipped kitchen, you make oats on the stove. When I went to your apartment in Arkansas, when you had a crackhead living next to you, you would microwave your oats. No. Incorrect. You want to be so much better than you are. Incorrect. What points do I get for making oatmeal? That's why I'm asking you why you're lying. You don't do that.

Peyton. You don't do that. You eat pure beef for breakfast or nothing at all. You're not allowed to speak on my breakfast ever again. Let's just set that straight. Yeah, take a deep breath, hippie shirt. Let's do people's favorite segment that we haven't done in a long time. It's time for... Pop Culture Peyton and Cam. Pop Culture Peyton and Cam.

I got a pop culture. Yeah. And it's a pop culture that I really excited. You can see inside of me like this. You can see your moose knuckles. You can see me. I'm going to be on that website again. And you're right. It is that much. That's a crazy way. Go. It is that much. Stop. Get your fingers out of there. What are you? That is dark. That is some dark skin down there. That is some dark meat.

Your leg is all the white meat and the breast-ises. That inner webbing where you were just slowly touching, that was dark meat. If you had to exchange one body part of mine and you could use it, what would it be? Stop. No, you could use my arms. I got good arms. Good legs. Abs. I don't want your legs. Chest. I like my ass. I didn't say ass. What'd you say? Chest. No, you said, oh, abs. Abs. I'd probably take maybe head size. I'd take your head, your skull. Use it. I'm good. I'm good. Too much. I'm good there. I'm straight.

Hey, I got my bases covered. Okay. Ask the wife. Whoa. Pop culture. Ask Peyton. Whoa. Pop culture. I finished a show. Oh, God. Which one? And it is probably one of the best shows I've seen in a long time. I know what you're going to say. Your Honor on Netflix. I am standing by this forever. This is not an ad. We're not paid. I don't know nobody over there. Couldn't tell you. A singer? If you have a Netflix account or if you don't.

Go get a Netflix account to watch Your Honor. There's only two seasons. And I like this because they didn't drag the show on because it could have been three seasons. But they stopped it after season two. It's very rare when I get hooked on a show in the first episode. That's why I stopped watching Bridgerton because I was like, what is this? It's so lame. No disrespect. Everyone loves Bridgerton except you. You only like it because you were forced to watch it and you are. I was forced to watch it with my wife, but then I watched it and I liked it.

Continue. Your Honor. Your Honor. It's about this judge and his son, right? His son gets in a hit-and-run accident, kills this kid, right? I was not laughing at that. I swear to God, I almost laughed at that. I was laughing because I realized how intimately I was looking at you. I literally was like this, like in your soul. Hit-and-run accident, kills a kid accidentally. His dad is a judge, a really famous judge in New Orleans. Mm-mm.

Find out that the kid that was hit in the hidden run is the son of one of the biggest mob bosses in the state. Oh, that's a big L. Hold that L. Now, the judge and the son have to hide all this evidence, do all this, and it gets so deep, so intricate. It is the best show, and it is the dude from Breaking Bad. What's his name? Not Woody Harrelson. No. God.

Brian Cranston. Brian Cranston. You said Brandon Cranston. Brian Cranston. Such a good show. Two seasons. I highly suggest it. It's one of the best shows I've ever seen.

Your Honor on Netflix. God, I love it. If you're on Snapchat, you've seen me talk about it. Me and Liv are going to start it because we just finished Bridgerton because they dropped the four more episodes. You'll be like, now finally a show for boys. There we go. All right. My pop culture with Peyton and Cam is the Dallas Mavericks. I want to address this quickly. It's probably over by the time this comes out. It might be over by the time this comes out, but...

Regardless, we made it to the finals, so we're better than all of your other favorite teams combined, except the Celtics. If you're a Celtics fan, you're the only one that are allowed to talk. But also, you had an easy-ass path to the finals, not discrediting anything. You were the best team in the NBA the whole season. However, your playoff run was very, very easy. It was tainted by injuries from opposing teams.

When you get to the finals, you are just clearly the better team than us. Luka is hurt, receiving shots, pain-killing shots in the ribs before every contest. So, all this talk about his defense and shit, the boy's hurting. He's going to have surgery. He's also hurt on the legs and shit. It's bad. Whatever. If you won, congrats, but we still made it, so I'm still a proud man. Luka. Luka. MFFL. Luka. Luka.

Cam is a Luka meat writer. He'll never say anything bad about Luka. No, he is annoying as shit. I love him because he's on my team and he's arguably the best player in the world, but he needs to shut up. He's the best offensive player. One of the best offensive players in the world. One of the best scorers in the world. He's not one of the best basketball players in the world. He is a cone. He cannot play defense to save his life. His team defense is...

That's not true. Never. You can't. Never. Cam, that's why you get excited when you see him make a good play on defense. You're like, you shouldn't do that.

If you're a great defender or even a good defender, you don't do that. You don't get excited when you see it. He is not a good defender. And you can have your argument of it's because he doesn't want to exert because he's so good offensively. It doesn't matter. It's not even that. He's just not a good defender. His rotations are horrible. Coming from somebody, and I was not great offensively, I hung my hat on D. I was a great defender. Coming from somebody who was a great defender...

I can tell who's a good defender and who is not. He is not a good defender at all. I'm not saying he's Kawhi Leonard. He's not a good defender at all. He's a lot better than people are saying.

Defensively. He's also hurt. Cam, I'm talking about outside of him being hurt. In the season. He's not terrible. He's a bad defender. He's not a bad defender. Why is he not? He's not a bad defender. Tell me why he's not. Because he's not. First off, the. No, tell me why he's not. The blow-bys in the, in the. So they're doing. This is too much for y'all, but they're doing like bump switches. Yes. That was fine against the Timberwolves. They're still doing it on the Celtics because I don't know why that.

That shit's bad because they're just hitting threes out the ass. But he's not just one-on-one defender. Tell me why he's not a bad defender. Because his position is not bad. His positioning is not bad on defense. Is his team defense good? It's not terrible. Is his all-ball defense good? It's not terrible. His rotations are pretty bad in this series. All the time. That's what I'm saying. You can't take one series. CJ, is Luka Doncic a good defender? Yes. How? Thank you. During the class.

Thank you. I was just about to say, during the Clippers, he was fantastic. On-ball defense, fantastic. So you can say, for a series, if I averaged more than I've ever had, right? If I averaged more than I've ever had, but 80% of the season, I just was an okay offensive player. Am I a great offensive player because I had one stint where I did great? You could say it. You could say it. Yes, you could say it. Overlooked? You could say it opposite. Opposite.

You can say it oppositely. If you're a decent defender, but then you're really bad in the playoffs, are you all of a sudden a terrible defender?

I am saying Luka Doncic from the whole – if we were to just take – His one-on-one percentage. One-on-one. Bro, I'm not a stats guy. I'm not a stats guy. That's what you have to go. No, it's not. No, it's not. If you're a stats guy, there's shit players with great stats that don't impact the game at all. You can't be a stats player. First off, let's not act like NBA is 50% offense, 50% defense. It's not. Offense is like 85%. He is a cone. He is a literal cone and a liability on defense. He will never be one of the greatest ever because of his defense.

I'm talking about through the whole season. Bro, we need to just have a sports... A breakdown. Sports podcast. Luka, I love Luka. I love him. He's one of the best offensive players I have ever seen. It doesn't sound like it, damn it. I'm just not... Represent your team. I just... You red coat. I just don't have to pop him out of me like you do. I don't have to pop... I don't have to take him out either. You do. You keep Luka glossy. Yes, you do. I say he needs to shut his damn mouth and he has to be better on defense if we want to win. Okay. But...

He's still averaging. Damn, you're a 30-point triple-double. I'm not talking about that. He is a great offensive player. He's a great player. So there you go. He is shit on defense. He's a great offensive player. No, he's a great player. He's a great offensive player. He's a great player. Great offensive player. He's the best player on our team who's in the final. 100%. He's a great offensive player. He's a great player of basketball. He's a great offensive player. Is rebounding, is most of his rebounds offensive? He's a great offensive player. So then why does he average like nine rebounds? He's a great offensive player. He can't guard a soul.

He can't guard his soul. That's so false. He can't guard his soul. That's false. He can't guard his soul. That's false. Anyway, y'all just love Luka. Cam, Cam, if Luka got... You're hating! If Luka was in front of Cam and Luka pulled his pants down, Cam would get red in the face. Okay. Good God. Luka is not a bad... Enough of that, regardless. And that was... Pop Culture Paying It Cam. Pop Culture Paying It Cam. Bow! Get us out of here, Colas. Cam, I'm going... Peace, H! We're coming back to...

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Oh, my God. We don't know, though. That got me a little hyped. I have faith in y'all, Chicago. If you let me down, I'll probably take my shirt off and throw it at one of you. Don't say F-U to Cam or call him a B-word. Yeah, Philly, you're mean. Anyway. All right. Remember, one out of two claw bears don't make it home to Christmas. That was one of the best ones. Oh, and I fumbled. And we will see you. Hello? Next time. No, he can defend. I promise.