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Do you remember? Yeah. Bang, bang, bang. Bang. No, we both did it so wrong. Oh, it's the... Oh, okay. Here we go.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Dude, your hands feel like a nice, like, it's not ashy, but it's not smooth either. It's not like you got callous hands, but you do got, like, you've been working in gravel. Okay, well, your hands resemble a baby's ass. Thank you. So just because your hands are the softest thing this world's ever seen doesn't mean mine is a big callous right there. That's clearly from a barbell. It's from a barbell. Okay.

Cam, big muscle bounce. I'm Arnold. Give me all the weights in the gym and I'm going to lift them because I'm better than everybody. My name is Peyton. I'm going to hop on the treadmill and then limp off after two minutes of physical exercise. I told you that in confidence. I told you that in confidence. There's multiple things I've told you in confidence. That I've said out here? You've ruined them. That I've said out here? Ruined them. What did I say? Multiple. What? Everything. Tell me. Everything. Okay. Everything. Sometimes I'm going to kiss your neck, but it would make our relationship weird. Yeah. Yeah.

We're back at it, guys. Episode bink, bink, double nickel, as most people say when they refer to Michael Jordan as when he came back and he dropped 55 points. I've never heard that. Also, what Michael Jordan says is, them kids. Cam, how are you doing? I miss you, buddy. I feel like we haven't seen each other in a while. You got nice olive green pants on. You changing it up? Most grown men don't rub their thighs. I should probably start that. You know what? If I can be honest. I love that. Honestly, this is a nice therapy session we got.

Uh-oh. This last week was good. It was good. What the hell? It was good, but I'm going through this little, like, this allergy, like, cynicosis thing, and it's... Spell that one for me. Cynicosis. Got it. That was almost perfect. But the everness of my allergies and my sinuses are combobulating together with once of what they used to once be, but now they're where they're at now. That almost sounded like a riddle. And it's just not... It's not it.

It's not it. It's not it. Like, I think Monday was like 89 degrees. Yep. Hottest day of 2023 so far. Yep. Tuesday was 46. And raining. And then 46 is raining. And then the next day I was like, okay, we'll get some 70. I walk outside to go to work in a t-shirt. It's 44. No, I don't know what's been going on. And it's just pissing me. Like, we both, me and Peyton both said, like, this whole week, we're sitting here...

Yeah. Like, we're not sick, but it's just annoying. It feels like there's oil in my body, like petroleum. Okay, I don't know what the hell that means. Like, 88. Is that the number on the gas? Ooh. I thought it was 78. It doesn't matter. What is it? Is it 78, 88? I only go to the regular people, guys. I don't have... Yeah, I don't get bougie gas. I don't have foreign. I have a 07 Honda Pilot. Oh, we know. But, uh... Rolls-Royce ceiling. Ron of the Honda. Rough ride beats a smooth walk. I'm gonna get that tatted on her.

How sick would I be if I got a tattoo of Ron to the Honda? That would be horrible. I'd rather get a painting. If I got a 2007 Honda Pilot tattooed on my body forever... I hope you wear sleeves all the time. Oh my god, I deserve punishment. I have this thought, and I don't remember what it was from. Okay. So I was thinking of something, but...

I don't know what it is. No, a memory I meant. I have a memory. But I want to use it. I don't want to use it in real life. But if I feel like I had to, I would. I'm having a panic attack. Calm. First off, what the hell does that mean? So you don't want to use it in real life. But if you want to, you have to. But if you had to, you would. I would. So once I say it, you'll understand. So whenever. I don't know about that. So if I'm at a gas station, right, and somebody tries to mug me, I'm a soft little girl. You know what I mean? Don't touch me.

I'm not yours. I'm not a shared piece of property. I'm my own you are your own we will go separate ways. I don't belong to you. You will not physically touch me. But I have this defense mechanism and you can use it if somebody tries to attack you at the gas station. You pull the pump out of your car and you spray them with the gasoline. That's fantastic. But you want to know where I got it from.

A movie. In 2007, I was in a hotel with my mom and she was watching some music video or something on the screen. And it was this very beautiful woman. She kind of looked like Chyna from the WWE. You remember Chyna? Rest in peace to Chyna. Oh, no. Yeah, she's been gone. Yikes. I did not know she was. I didn't know that. Chyna? Yeah, she's been gone, bro. She's been gone before I was born, probably, I think.

- Yeah, yeah, no. - That's bad. - But um. - That's, that's, shut up. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. But okay, anyway, so there was like a music video and she was beautiful. She had these nice jorts on, right? And she had a little crop top six pack and she was like this, right? She was in the, she was looking at the camera like this. Jorts? - Oh my God. - What? - It's one of my biggest pet peeves. - You don't like girls in jorts? - I don't like when human beings call them jorts. Oh my God. It's one of, that is literally one of my biggest icks. - Jorts?

Oh my god, stop. It's like cringing me. What? I hate when people call it jorts. What the hell am I supposed to call it? Jorts makes me think you're like an eight-year-old wearing glasses and you're in the Scouts. Like, jorts is disgusting. Wait, what's it called? Jeans shorts. Are you nuts? I know, I know, I know.

I know. I call them just cut-off jean shorts, but, like, jorts sound just yuck. Bro, remember when we went through the phase where we would only wear jean shorts? Oh, my God. We made a pair in Seminole. They were so tight. We had Sid help us. Yeah. Got the cardboard, put it under, cut it up with a box cutter. They're very tight. We should have went with looser garments. Bad fits back then. It was bad denim. Bad denim. Bad fits. I wore that same hoodie. That hoodie probably smelled like...

Yeah, it reeked of urine and portrayal. Okay. So she was in the music video, right? She was at the gas station, real sexy. And she had, what the hell was that? My name's Cam, I got a new Apple Watch, costs $8,000.

And I wanted to go, I made it go ding. I set an alarm to go ding on the podcast so Payton could break it up. Oh, my LASIK. My LASIK. I watched it. No. So she was in the cast station and she was real sexy, right? She was oiled up, tan. She had a six pack on. Long, beautiful hair. In 2007, you were eight. I liked women in 2000. You were eight. Yeah. I learned early.

that I liked women. And so, I used to have makeouts at pre-K. In 2008, the only woman I liked was Little Debbie. I was chunky as hell. I didn't know anything about love. My one love was food. That's all you got, the hips you got now. You better watch it. That is not, that is bones. That is the hip bone structure. You know what? Alright. I'm gonna become a unit. I'm gonna become an absolute. You already are. You're a dick.

I'm going to become a damn unit. So she physically punk you in public. How long is this story? So you're the one that said jorts. She was wearing jorts, cut off shirt. She was like a little like oiled up. Her hair was wet and she had like a gas. She had the gas pump in her hand and she was moving them hips. She was singing. And I was like, yeah, I like it.

And my mom was like, "Payton, stop watching it." And I was like, "Jay, you're gonna-" She was like, "You're gonna have to-" I was like, "You're gonna have to turn it off if you want me to stop watching it." And then she like sprayed the camera with gas and then she sprayed a man that came up to her with gas. Somebody find that music video. Was this Sierra? Maybe. Sounds like something Sierra would do. In her height, in her apex of time. Her height of her career. Apex, height, people say that. No one says the height of their career. They were at the height of their powers. Height. Height. Height.

What the hell is height? Are you nuts? What's your height? What's your height? It's height. It's like... What? Your height. No, no, no, no, no. Spell the word. Cam, listen. Yeah, you say height, but it's height. Like, there's a G-H-T. When did you get all this? It's not height. What is your height? What is your height? What does it say on your driver's license? Height or heighth?

It's spelled heighth. Cam! H-E-I-G-H-T. Yeah. I mean, the more I think about it now, is it heighth or heighth? For what? For your heighth. Thank you. Cam's wrong. Apologize. Be careful. He might pull out a bazooka and kill everybody. Peyton's going to make sure the whole galaxy knows that I was wrong. He's going to take my rations. Look at my wrist. Look at his. I have apple. He has roly-

Oh, you don't like it? It was a gift. A gift to yourself from you. Shut up. Did it give you wrong? I might be wrong. No, you are wrong. I mean, it's definitely height. Cam, height. What's your height? I've heard people say both. What's your height? Height just sounds... It's like saying, let me go get a sandwich. It's sandwich, but you can say...

You're like, stop it. No, you can't. I'm really perplexed right now. Is it height or height? Yeah, height. No, no, it's height. I think it's height. We can talk about this all day long. At the end of the day, you will be wrong. I think it's height, bro. You can think the sky is green right now. Guess what, Cam? It's fucking not. You know what I mean? Okay. Height. Oh! German man said height. Height. Height.

How's it feel to be wrong finally? It sucks. Well, you've been wrong. I'm not often wrong. Since you said finally, thank you for saying that. No, you just buried yourself. So, clearly, this one-off, it happens to the best. Hey, Shaq made one. So, Shaq made one three-pointer. Don't talk about Shaq. I'm friends. Okay, me too. Miles, I will see you soon. Sorry I couldn't come to TCU. But, uh...

Okay, height, height, whatever. Sorry. Okay, so I don't know. My ass is real wet right now. It always is. Cam, can you please do something for me? I'm not touching your ass. I'm not touching your body. I'm not touching your skin. I'm not touching your armpit. Please touch my armpit. I'm not touching your armpit. Please, please, please. I'm not touching your armpit. We always talk about it, but I need reassurance. Touch it with your own hand. I can see that it's wet. I can see your hair curling up and it's really dark and glistening. It's wet. How much for you to put that in your mouth?

There's no way you just did that. My tongue's slowly getting numb. Stop clicking your lips. Oh my god. You just savored your own sweat. I was okay. You just ordered that as an appetizer. No, you did do it. I physically saw you do that. You ordered armpit sweat as an appetizer. I'm cutting that out. I can't go out like that. That was bad. That's insane. You should leave it. Oh my god. Ashlyn, you should get rid of that. Show this.

Alright, Jesus. So I've been having, I was bringing up my sweat like I do every episode, but I've been having these like strange panic attacks and I've always had them since I was a kid. Not like normal panic attacks to where like I just freak out about like nothing or it's just like an internal like brain thing. It's like if there's, if I'm watching the news and there's like, they're talking about a murder suspect or they're talking about like a serial killer on the loose or there's a hit and run driver, I am afraid that that's me.

I swear to God, bro. I cannot be the only person that is like, is that me? Did I do that? What the hell are you saying? I swear to you. And this is not a joke. This is not for the podcast. Whenever. So there was like a hit and run and there's a car chase. And I was like, did I do that? Like, is that me?

No, it's not. I know that. Like this morning, I woke up in a panic attack and I was just like, who did I kill? You know what I mean? Like, what did I do in my sleep? I don't know what you mean. No one should know what that means. You're watching someone else in this pursuit and you're like, hmm, could it have been? But it's pre-recorded thing.

I know I would never. What goes through your head? I don't know, bro. And it's been scaring me recently. Oh my God. I can't be the only person. You're the singular person. You had, there's 8 billion. You're one. No. You're one. You're a subject one. You're about to be subject one. But I would never do that. But I've just been like, why are you? Why do you think it's you? I think it's because my biggest fear is getting incarcerated for something I didn't do.

Like that's my biggest fear. That's a understandable fear, but what, but like you didn't do it. I know that. It should be, that should be your checklist. It should be like step one. Did I do it? No. Done. It's over. Like there's no step two. But it's not like a thing where I process it, like go through my day. It's literally as soon as I see it, like my body goes into shock and then I realize, oh, that's not me. It's not like I'm sitting there like formulating like my alibi. It's like, I know I didn't do it, but for the first time I hear the news segment, I'm like,

I swear to you, bro, and it's been bothering me since I was like 12. I would never hurt anybody. I know that. But I just am scared. And you know that. I know. That's what I'm trying to portray to you. It's not you. It won't be you. It never will be you. I know. I don't know why. You're itching right now. You're sitting here stimming. But what if it is? Like you, bro. But I don't know. Sometimes I just want to grab you and shake you a little bit. Oh, shake me like you're a little baby. Shake me like you're a little baby.

Put a little diaper on me, spank me. You have a very remarkable way of turning things extremely weird, extremely quick. These faces. Put me in a little cradle and push me across the supermarket. No.

Mmm tell me I can't touch that candy Tell me I'm paying that candy's not for you. I'm I told you in the car. Don't grab no candy We came here for one thing one thing only paid. Mm-hmm. Yeah an insanity test We came here to see if we get you in a psych ward Okay, what

I'm trying to process this. How does that happen? How is it a thing? I think it's a genuine mental problem. I genuinely do think it is. Like, I could go get evaluated. Thank you. Oh, mental problem. But I think it is. I think it's genuinely like other people go through this. Where you, for a split second, you worry if that's you. But my thing is, after the split second, you're good. Yeah. But then it happens again and again and again since I was 12.

Like I'm always worried, like especially like when I wake up, I have a tendency to sleepwalk or like sleep act. Like I'll wake up and like I'll be in a different room. I'll be, shit will be kicked over. And I got to go through my night and be like, what the hell did I do? And there was a time where I couldn't sleep with my phone in the same room as me because I would call people. I would text people. There is a girl that I really liked and I texted her like, like she broke my heart.

And I've met her for like three days. And I texted her like, why would you do this to me? I should probably keep this. Yeah, you are just, you are unleashing all of it.

You're not helping me. I mean, I'm asking for help bro. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how to help you. I don't. I don't know what to say besides you'll make it. Like, I don't know. Everything's a season. You'll get through it. I don't know what to give you with all the random clothes. Yeah, like, I don't like, I can just hit you with Pinterest stuff, but I don't know. We're not relating. Like, I can't, I don't relate to that. I can't help you. I don't want you to relate, but I want you to help me. Okay, stop it. That's your biggest help. Like, quit. Enough is enough. Yeah, I know.

But I can't. Well, I want to, but I can't. I do feel like I need to go to a doctor and tell them, but what if they put me in a grippy sock vacation? You know what I mean? I don't want to go in there. You just say a grippy sock vacation. You know what I mean? The only thing you could do is color. I don't want to go there. That's why I don't go. That's why I haven't gone.

Because everybody says, Peyton, you need to go to the doctor. You need to go get checked out. You need to go get that. But I feel like they'll be like, you're too far gone. Bro, my head. I know. I literally saw your face sink in. I saw your skull. My skull. I'm not trying to be insensitive. I didn't know if that's a bad term or not. Speaking of insane, look at this notification I just got.

Give me your phone. Give me your phone. Give me your phone. Let me see your phone. Hand me your phone. Why did you just look at it like that? Hand me your phone. You look like you just saw a ghost. I did. Hand me your phone. It might have been the wildest. What the hell is so funny? Why is your screensaver a picture of you? Cam, your screensaver is a picture of yourself? I know it's my phone. You know how many green iPhones there are?

Dog, there is a picture of you. Well, there's multiple pictures. What do you, why do you have that? Why not? What is your background? Like the globe or something. Like one of the presets. Oh, that's better. That's better. Yeah. A preset Apple globe. Every time I open my phone, I don't want to make eye contact with me. What is your why? I don't mind it.

It's just so if I pick it up, it's mine. No one can say, oh, this is my phone. No, it's not. Who is that? I go, hey, that's me. It's my phone. Give it back. You know another way you can prevent that? What?

A password. They can't get into it. No! They can't get into it, but I'm saying they can't, like, steal it. No one's gonna pick this phone up and be like, they go, hey, whose phone is that? And they go, it's mine. They go, let me see the screensaver. I don't know what scenario that would happen, but in case it did, they can't go, oh, this is me. It's not. You don't think that's a little conceited? Like, maybe, like, a little weird? Okay, but it's just the one that it's picking, and now, for whatever reason, it's not rotating. So now it really doesn't look good. But there's pictures of me and Liv on there. There's a picture of me.

Another picture of just me? No, you have dogs! You have animals! You have a wife! My wife is on there! She's on there. Obviously not. No, on this one, it'll... It's not changing. I don't know why it's not changing. You know how they... It'll go... It's really not changing right now. This isn't looking good. This wouldn't hold up in court, but...

- Kim, that's one of the most insane things I've ever seen in human. - In human? - I've dated some of the most conceited women. - And you know I'm not conceited, so it has nothing to do with that. - I thought I did. - It's anti-theft protection. That's what it is. - Maybe find my iPhone, maybe a password. - You're being reactive. I'm trying to be proactive. - If somebody's stealing merchandise, they don't care what the screensaver is. - Exactly, but if someone said, "Hey, how do I know that's your phone?" I don't know who this magical security guard is. - I'd be like, "Hey, give me the phone. I can put in my password."

But who cares about a password? Who cares about the screensaver, kids?

I don't really care either. That's why there's pictures of me and me and Liv. And Liv. It's not. I don't know if I have to unlock it or something. I don't know. It's not even taking my Face ID. This might not be my phone. I don't know whose phone this is. It's not taking my Face ID. I don't know what. Someone hacked my new Apple Watch. You understand how crazy that is, Cam? There's pictures of both of us. No, there's not. Yes, there is. Cam, no, there's not. It's not working. It's not. I don't know what happened. I think I did a new setting. It's not working. Cam's screensaver is a picture of himself.

No, it's not. Bro. Not all the time. As a grown man, you're not like, I don't want to look at myself. Like, I don't even like to look in the mirror too much. Boom. Boom.

You just changed it. I fixed it. I didn't change it. I fixed the settings. That was one of them. No, you're not like, because I don't even like to look in the mirror too much because I'm disgusted by myself. Obviously not. It's anti-theft proactive. Every time I go to my phone, I don't want to see me. I don't want my belongings to belong to me. That's like a basketball. You sign your own name on it.

Yeah, but the basketball doesn't have a password. Anybody can just grab that. Yeah, but if they grab it, they go, how do you know that's your ball? It doesn't have find my basketball. And then they say some other name and it's not Cameron Kennedy. You unlock it and go to the settings, it says iCloud. Yeah, one time I had a basketball, I wrote my full government name on it. I had my full, it literally said Cameron Michael Kennedy across the ball. Wow.

Did you put a picture of yourself too on it? No, I did write my address though. Okay, that's bad. Looking back, I was young, but it was at the park near my house. Yeah. So I wrote my address thinking in a very childlike, just innocent brain, if I lose my ball, someone's going to bring it to my house. Why would you lose your ball? Just grab it and go back home? But if I left it or if someone stole it.

If somebody scams, I don't know what you think this like anti-theft is. If it has your name on it, they're gonna be like, oh, it's not right to steal it. If they're stealing, they don't care. Oh, that's the world we live in? Yes! If it belongs to someone else, it's not right to take it, so I'm not going to? Exactly what I'm saying. So you're saying if you write that, I'm saying that's not the world we live in. Exactly. So what you're trying to say, if I write my address on it, people aren't gonna steal it. Or they're gonna be like, ooh, no, I'm gonna give it back. Oh.

- Oh, I see what you're saying. - Yeah, you dumbass. - I see what you're saying. I thought you had the nerve to say, "Oh, it has his name on it. I'm not taking that one." - That's exactly what I'm saying. That's not the world we live in. - Oh, I thought you said that is the world we live in. - No, exactly with the phone and you have your own profile picture, you have headshots as your screensaver. - My screensaver is my . - That is sick behavior, bro. - I'm sorry.

It is me. There's some of me in live too. Like, it's... Honest to God, there's only two of me. And there's like eight of me in live. That's weird. I don't know why I wasn't changing. I have a question for you. Please take it out. I'll do it later. Maybe. Maybe. No. I don't want it to get stolen. I have a question. I have an... Matter of fact, with your questions, I might not. It's more of like, do you relate to this? Probably not. I'll just give you... I'll give you a forewarning. As an adult, I have such a hard time crying. I cannot cry, bro. I'm a decent crier. I...

But I like disgust myself when I cry. I like disgust myself. Oh no, I'm a disgusting ass crier. But like, so this is what happens. Like I can't cry unless something like traumatic happens. Like there's, I go through the day. Oh yeah. No, but this is the thing. This is the thing. You took, you took your hat. What?

- No, this is the thing. Whenever like, I'll go through like a week where I'm just real sad and I'm like, I'll be driving back. I really need to cry right now, but I should. - You should, it feels good. - I know, but I can't. And so I try to force it out. And when I try to force my cry out, - Oh no, you're cringy as hell. - It always goes like this. This is how I go. I'm driving, I'm like, I feel like I need to cry right now. Like I really need to get it out. Let me try. And I always make this noise and I go, and then I'm like, I don't need to cry. And then I end up not crying for like four months.

Or if I eventually do get the cry out, whenever I eventually do get myself to cry, I always like look at myself in the mirror and I don't know why. And then I always end up laughing. I'm like, you look disgusting, bro. I'm just like, I can't. You can't even take yourself seriously. I'm like, who are you? You can't take yourself seriously.

Hey bro, I swear to God, it's funny you said that because one time I cried, bro. So, like over a year ago when I was going through my little, you know, my drought, my thing. Liv was gone one day and I got super worked up, super anxious and paranoid when I started crying, right? I'm so glad I can laugh about it now. But dude, in the moment, I swear to God, I was crying. I go to the mirror. I look up because it's like I had a moment where I was like, dude,

Pull it together. Why are you crying? I go to the mirror and I look up at myself. My face is red. My eyes are bloodshot. There's tears coming down. And I literally was like... Every time. I giggled, bro. Audibly, I was like...

And I'm in a room by myself. It makes me so mad. Like, what is wrong with us? Like, I was driving yesterday. I was like, bro, I could cry right now. And then I go. No, that's insane that you try to screech it out like a little weird little pet. Because I want to get, it's like when you got to throw up. Oh, I did not know I needed that laugh. Oh my God, that was funny. It's like, and I, and then once I, I always ruin it because once I do cry, I look at myself and it's just like a clowns in me. I just start crying, laughing.

It just ruins it. It's like years of stuff just in me. Oh my god. I can't get it out. This is such a real topic, but we can't even, like, it's so bad. Bro, oh my god. I'm crying now. Like, not crying crying, but like tears, bro. Bro, I can't get it out. You said I'd look in the mirror and it's just a cloud. It's like, ooh, red nose, huh? Dude, yeah, it sucks. Oh my head. It sucks, bro. I just want to cry one time just cleanly. Oh, fuck.

Like somebody could die. Yeah. And I'll be real sad, bro. Then I'll look at myself and go, you look horrible. No, dude, I, no. It's really sad. We should be able to look in the mirror and be confident. But I would...

It's like when I was in the section, there was one time, I swear to God this happened. I was on my couch in my living room, like a great couch. I was laying down and I was sad. And I was like, I was like, bro, I just get this cry out and you'll feel better. And then so I started my screech. I said, I got mad. I said, I just went on with my day with this pain. It pissed me off.

Bro, look at my face, bro. I am- Oh my god, this is so- This is so- Oh my god, this is so funny. I'm glad I'm not alone, bro. Holy hell, this is funny. No, people are gonna really think we need help. Like, after listening- Like, watching this week- Oh my god. Oh my god. Why is that, bro?

Bro, no, you gotta stop. No, you have to stop talking. I'm literally... Holy shit. I just want to cry, bro. My laughter tank is getting drained. Like, it's all about to be gone. Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, my God. How long do you think you could live in solitary confinement? Oh, my... What? What? Like, how long do you think you could do it? I don't know. That's tough. We're not going crazy. No, you could beat me on that one, but... I already do. Yeah, you already do. Um...

What are we talking like prison or like my pants? No, no, no, not prison, but you're just like in a cement room with no light. Cement. Cement. Cement. You said cement the first time. Cement. Wait, what is the right one? Cement. Cement. Cement. Cement. Then what are you saying? I'm saying the right one. I'm saying cement. The first time you said the word, you said cement. Cement. It's cement. You're just enunciating the A. There's no way.

There's no A. Then how is it cement? There's no A. Then how is it cement? Matter of fact, spell cement. S-A-M-E-N-T. Cement. How is it cement if it's not an A? It's C-E-M-E-N-T. It's cement. Cement. Cement. Cement. Cement is an A or a U. Cement. C-E-M-E-N-T.

Isn't it crazy that mint is spelled M-I-N-T and cement is M-E-N-T? No, English sucks. No, English is the... I don't know who... But how long do you think you can survive in solitary, bro? So it's not cement. No, it is cement. It is cement. Damn it. It's cement, no windows, no light. So like prisons, like prison cell. Yes, but there's one... Actually, there's one little skinny like pencil length or like pencil width of light that goes into the room. Pencil?

Pits pitch black yeah, but you have one pencil like the black scenarios this Yeah, so I'll take a fire. They still have light not in that's missing on this one, so it's pitch black There's one beam of light. Oh yeah, and that's worse torture if it's pure black. It's better. Yeah, there's one beam It's worse um how long do you think so you absolutely lose your shit? Oh?

I mean, am I getting fed? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do I have a toilet? You're getting your rations. Do I have any form of entertainment? You have a bucket. No. Like, no book? No. No paper? No. Pen? Nothing? No. Bro, anybody that says longer than a week is tripping. Oh, that's a long time. I was going to say, I'd cap myself maybe 48 hours. Yeah, I was going to say 45 minutes. It's time for me to check out.

Uh, no. At max, I could give myself two days. Because the first day I'd be... Hey, we could finally cry. We wouldn't have a mirror to look at ourselves. We could just let it all out. I would do that. I'd try to do some push-ups. After like 12, I'd be like, yeah, I'm not getting out. So, there's really no point. Okay, do you think you can stay in solitary? In that kind of solitary? That's a sick-ass scenario. Okay, I got a better scenario. Do you think you can stay in solitary confinement where it's pitch black, all cement room with one beam of light

For four weeks. No. At the end of it, if you make the whole four weeks, you get $10 million. No, not worth it. 10 mil for four weeks? At the end of a month, bro. Yeah. You're not even, you're going to be a shell of what you once were. You can pay for the trauma stuff. But that's what I'm saying. That 10 million wouldn't recover. You would literally be a different person. Like literally a different person. You'd be crazy. I'm already crazy. Wow.

Oh! Oh!

Dude, it never fails. It never fails. Dude, I need to just start assuming that your hair sucks under your hat. Like, I just need to assume. Like, he's wearing a hat because his hair sucks. You know that kind of spit where you go, and it's like a little, it's like strong spit? It's like a ball. Yeah, strong spit. Is it sour? If it's snot, like... Okay, stop. Shut up. It's so fucking gross. But if... Stop. I hate that. No, the other morning, I literally woke up, and a booger came out of my mouth. Stop! Can't...

A literal booger. Stop, Cam, stop. Like, snot. Stop, Cam, I'm being for real. Something that should be on a Kleenex. Something that should be on a Kleenex. Ended up in my sink. It went through my... Like, that shit, like, booger shit, like, fucks me up, dog. Booger shit. Yo, we're delirious. I know, bro, it's because we don't feel good. It's because we're sad. We have 18 years of tears that I haven't came out of. We're sad.

No, this isn't good. It sucks. Yeah, bring that up towards me, Dad. This isn't good. I have a question that I've always, like, I need an answer to this. I'll try. How do animals know how to talk to each other? And how do, like, penguins know how to swim and shit like that? Okay. You know what I mean? But how do, like, animals know how to talk to each other?

How do we know how to talk to each other? We go to school, we get taught. No. Are you nuts? If you didn't get taught... You think there's people that... So if someone doesn't go to school, they wouldn't know how to talk? If they're not in like a social environment, no. If you just stay like you're not talking to people... If someone lived in the Alaskan bush... Yes. Man and woman, they have a kid, you don't think that kid would be able to talk? No. Are you ludicrous? You gotta get taught... Okay, how do you learn what a cup is? Your parents would tell you. Okay, say the... Just say you're...

Like a penguin, right? And you get born. How did the parents tell you? The parents teach the penguins how to swim? First off, their body is made to swim. Our bodies are made to walk. Did you have to get taught how to walk? No. Cam, are you nuts? Did you get taught? Cam, there's utensils for kids that literally you teach them how to walk. Are you nuts? So babies don't crawl and then randomly one day they just shoot up and walk? Because you teach them. You pull them by their hands and you go like that.

Again, another scenario. You're meaning to tell me, let's say parents never teach their kid to walk. You think that kid's going to be 17 years old, Spider-Man in the ground, crawling on earth. Have you ever seen somebody walk? Yes.

That's the thing. He's gonna see someone walk. So you're saying me and a penguin's brain are the same brain? No, I'm saying your body is built for what it is designed to do. I can't swim. My body is designed to swim. I can swim. No, it's not. Do we have gills? Do we have fins? Can we breathe underwater? Can penguins breathe underwater? We're not designed to be underwater. Can penguins breathe underwater? I don't know if they can breathe underwater. Nope.

They can, they can, that's their environment. That is their environment. Okay. So whenever, whenever a puppy is in a backyard, it's like saying people that live right on the equator, they get sunburned every day. I don't know about that.

They live there. That's their body. Like it's it's their bodies. That's different. No, it's not. Okay. How is that equate to when a dog is it? You mean to tell me you think you think a kid if someone doesn't hold his little hands, he goes walk, walk, walk. He would never walk. Yes. I know how stupid that sounds. You know, stupid. You are big brain, big toe, big hip dummy. Do you know how stupid that sounds? It's not stupid.

That is stupid. Kim, no it's not. There's utensils for kids to learn how to walk. There's little bungee things where they go like this to bring up their knee muscles. Bro, that's like saying if you never went to driver's ed, you'd never know how to drive a car. You get taught how to drive a car. But you can do it yourself. You're saying every aspect of your life is reliant on someone else teaching it to you. It is. Are you nuts? It is.

So, that's so dumb. How'd you learn how to play basketball? You just naturally learned? Yeah, that's one example. Obviously, you went to practice and you got told. That's not even what we're talking about. How'd you learn to put on your clothes? That's what I'm saying. You don't think you'd be able to put a t-shirt on if no one taught you how?

No, you probably wouldn't know what a t-shirt is. Exactly. So you wouldn't even have to put it on. Exactly. So how the hell does a dog in my backyard is barking at a dog three houses down and they know what they're talking about? How did they learn those words? How do they know what they're saying? That's a different form of talking about it. No, no, that's exactly why I started this off. No, that's how it started. Okay, but I want to talk about that. Dogs can communicate. How do they do that? I don't know how. Exactly. I don't know how. Now, back to what we're saying.

Literally Tarzan. I know it's a show and movie and it's make-believe, but if a baby boy or girl was dropped off in the jungle, baby boy, was dropped off in the jungle, right? Yes. He would end up living like an ape, right? Okay.

So say that human being literally in the live action of Tarzan goes back to society. He's going to be completely weird. And then guess what's going to happen? Yeah. He's going to realize, hey, I'm hungry. I have to eat something. And he's going to eat like an ape. He's going to eat food. He's going to... Cam, that's so different. He's going to... But he's going to ransack somebody. I'm going to...

But he's got... But how did he learn that? Because he learned it from the other apes. He was taught how to. Thank you! You don't have to be taught how to... Like, you're hungry. Were you taught how to talk? Yes.

My point. But you don't have to. I'm saying it's not an art and a science. You don't have to learn how to talk. No, you originally said that, yes, you have to. How do dogs talk to each other? You said you have to go to school. I didn't say that. I said you have to be taught. You literally said you're taught in school how to talk. That's an example. That's what you said. That's an example.

I'm s- this whole thing stemmed from you don't have to go to school to learn how to talk. No, no, no, no, you're switching it up. No, that's the first thing I said. Okay, listen, but you said you had to be taught- Because I said out in the bush. It's my freaking turn. I said, I said, you said you have to learn how to be taught. You said you had to get taught- Holy shit. You said-

Bro, you looked drunk when you were saying it. You literally like, you, you, wait, you, you said. You said you were taught how to talk, right? My head is hurting so bad. You said you were taught how to talk, right? Yes.

How do animals learn how to talk? That's what I'm saying. They don't have, they don't have schools. They don't have parents. So the parents sit down in their igloo. See, you just said schools again. See, you just said schools. Cause you're not letting me finish. You're not letting me finish. You're not letting me finish. You're not letting me finish. Let me finish my thought. Let me finish my thought. Let me finish my thought. Let me finish my thought.

Even if they weren't taught in a school. Do you think penguins go to their penguin house, right? To their igloos. And they're like, hey, this is how, this is what ice is. This is what, this is what a seal is. This is what, do you think they do that? You dumb ass. You idiot. So you mean to tell me you think a penguin would let its young go up to a shark and not say anything? Not try to divert it, not try to distract it. There's literally shows where they don't do that. They don't stop them.

'Cause they're dumb penguins. So an ape, an ape would let you walk up and grab its little daughter? No, that's protecting it, but they're not gonna tell the kid, "Don't go over to that human." But that is, that's what I'm saying. You're comparing animals to us humans.

I'm telling you, it's uncomparable. It's just gone too long. It's not. You can't compare it. I'm about to expose Cam because I found out the nastiest information about you. You're going to expose me. I found out the nastiest information about Cam. You are going to expose me. Yes, bro. It is disgusting that you do this. Enlighten me. What? When Cam's taking a number two and he gets the toilet paper to wipe his rectum region, he doesn't look at the toilet paper. Who? Think about what you...

Think about what you just said. You really don't do that? You don't look at the toilet paper when you're wiping? No shot. Cam! That's the nastiest thing! How is that nasty? No shot. Cam, you got dirty butt. How do I have dirty butt? So you want me to wipe my ass and have a face-to-face meeting with my poop? You're acting like you're talking to it. With my fecal matter. You want me to look at it and go, I guess I did have some fiesta salsa and a little bit of corn and then dispose it? Cam, how do you know when you're done?

How do you know when you're done? Flush stand up. Dog, you got mud butt. I have mud butt. You have mud face because it's literally coming off. Why would I look at my poop? Kim, because how do you know you're done wiping? You're just guessing? When your butt is dry and there's nothing else. You think it is, but then you're just... That's literally like saying if your eyes were closed and you put your hand in a bucket of water

Take it out. Your eyes are closed. How would you know when your hand's dry? You have to see your hand to know that it's dry? - Cam, that's not the same thing. There is, there is-- - Your butt is wet from poo. - First of all, why is your butt wet every time you poo? - I have a great probiotic system. It's very-- - - I take care of myself. I digest things very well. - No, dead ass, Cam. No, no, no. Honestly, that is a hygiene problem. - No, it's-- - That's disgusting, bro. - Dead what?

You don't know when you're done and you're just guesstimating. I do know when I'm done. You can have about four to five extra wipes that you don't know about because you don't feel it. Bro, your drawers, bro, your drawers belong in like a biohazard. You got mudslide butt. My drawer, you're about to have a yeast infection from your underwear being so tight. You need new underwear. My underwear is all clean. Bro, you got mudslides in your drawers. I promise to you. I do not have mudslide, there's no earthquake, mudslide, nothing. Literally, you wipe,

Okay? You can feel what you're wiping. You throw it away. You wipe again, you can feel what you're wiping. You get the whole area, you wipe, and then when you think you're done, you go one more for next year and you're done. You don't have to look at it. - What's your average wipes? - You don't have to look at it. I'd say average wipes for a poo would be about, I'd average every poop I take, I'd say three to four. - Kew! Oh my God!

You're wiping dead ass. You're only wiping three times and you're getting up and not checking? Oh my God, bro. I said three to four. One, two, three, not checking, getting up and going on with your day. But I think it all lies on what you clarify as a wipe. What? You go like this.

And you're done? That's amateur. That's toddler level wiping. What? You literally gotta go in there, you clean, you take care of it, throw it away. Well, you're going back and forth. You re-up. You're just distributing the wipe. You re-up.

Dump, re-up, I know there had better not be more people that stare. Why do you stare at your poop? So you know when you're done. How do you know if you have a bloody stool or not? You can see it in the toilet. So you're looking at that, but you're not looking at the paper? You're looking at the jambalaya in the toilet, but you're not looking at the wipe? I can see the paper in the toilet. Yeah. Okay, you can see. So look, if I was to wipe...

I think I'm finished. I'm done, right? First off, there's no part-- No, no! To hell with you! There's no thinking I'm finished. I know I'm finished. - How do you know? - I can feel it. - Cam, but there's some things you can't feel. - It is the sense.

We have five senses. You're choosing sight. I'm choosing feel. Okay, so you've never had the problem since you only wiped three times? Never had a hypoid. Never had a yeast infection. No, listen, listen. None of that. Listen, so since you only wiped three times like a freak. You said three. I said three to four. So we'll go with four. We'll go with four. Since you only wiped four times like a psychopath...

- How much are you wiping? - Until I look and there's nothing on the-- - How much on average? - I don't know, I don't count. - Oh, so you don't know? - Because I can-- - So I answer and I can remember. - Listen, listen, bro. It's because I can look and know when I'm done. I don't have to guess. - So if you wiped one time and you were done, that's grosser than my four times without looking. - Okay, so if I wipe one time and I'm like, "Oh, I'm gonna do two to three safety ones "and check if I'm bad in an average and nothing on there." If there's nothing on there, then go. - Plus two to three equals, hmm, that's interesting.

You can never talk about me. I use baby wipes and you can never talk about me. You can never talk about me too because you go to 7-Eleven toilets and just sit down bare ass on the porcelain throne. After I clean it. You can't. You're just wiping around the germs. Cam sits on 7-Eleven toilets. Listen to me. Cam sits on 7-Eleven toilets and doesn't nest the toilet bowl and he just...

Sits down. I am a man of time. Time is valuable. Time is money. I will wipe it down and clean it. I'm not going to wipe it down, clean it, throw that in the toilet, flush it, then nest it, make a perfect little perfect world scenario for my perfect tush. No. Dude, you guys. Do I have pimples on my ass? Sure don't.

Do I have any diseases? Nope. Have I had a hemorrhoid yeast infection? None of that. No, no, no, no, no. Bro, you have the definite... You are the... I've gone 24 years of life with my way and it has not done wrong. You are the poster boy for Swamp Ass. No, I'm not. You have mud butt. No, I'm not. I do not have mud butt. Bro, you're... I swear to you, I would pay $5,000 to bet that half of your draws are staying on the rear end. We could easily do that. That could be a Patreon exclusive. That'd be the easiest $5,000 I'd ever make in my entire life. Cam, you...

The fact that you're just getting up to crusty, mushy sandwich butt and Cam does this and he will not admit it. Cam wipes from back to front. He goes towards the front, towards his sternum. Cam literally goes like that. Tell me you don't, do not lie in front of the people. Did you just say I go in between my legs, grip the back of my ass and go towards the front?

Are you nuts? Oh, that's just so far off the thing because you only wipe three times to sit down on 7-Eleven toilets and wipe it off. First off, are you... Is that deflecting? Do you wipe in between your legs? You go right in the middle. Oh, no. I go like this. Okay. So do I. For three times. 99% of human beings. You go to the side.

- Cam, that's disgusting bro. - If you're a man going like this, that's a diff- - That's you! - No, it's- - Three times! - I literally wipe off to the side. - Yeah, you cop- I get the toilet- first off, that's another thing. What do you do with your toilet paper? - I fold it. - Okay, good. - I don't just crumble it up, it's like a barbarian. - Oh my- - It literally goes like this. - Oh my god. Cam stands up to wipe too. - What? You're just lying.

I don't see- WHO THE HELL STANDS TO WIPE? You, bro. That is a po- You said it- What did you just say? What did you just say? That's fine. I know people that do that. Did you just say he stands? Oh my god, Gabe. No, there's no way, Gabe. No, there's no way. No, Gabe. Were you running from something? Gabe, I'm not gonna lie. You need to- You gotta FaceTime me after this. No, Cam. You don't understand that that is weird. No way. That's not even weird. It's uncleanly. That's so weird that you look at your poop.

I'm not looking at the poop. Yes, you are. Listen, I'm not looking at the poop examining it. I'm just checking to see if there's nothing on there, then I'm done. You're guessing, bro. That's nasty. Here's my thing, though. I'm not guessing. I'm not guessing. I'm not guessing. Kim, yes, you are. You don't know. I am not guessing. But you can physically not know if you're done or not. Bro, that is uncleanliness. That makes no sense. Do you use baby wipes, too? Sometimes. You're a f***ing liar. I swear. You're a f***ing liar. Sometimes. Sometimes.

Sometimes. Sometimes. If I go to a regular, like where there's an imp, like I'd say rare occasions. You're disgusting, bro. You're disgusting. Baby boy feels great. You're disgusting. How? I cannot wait till we read the comments on this and everybody says you're a nasty mud butt boy. I'm not a nasty mud butt boy. Mud butt boy. Mud butt boy. I'm not nasty mud butt boy. Get up in smoke cams. Stare at poop. Stare at poop. Conversation with poop. Fecal matters. You look into its eyes. There's corn. It's its eyes. You stare at poop, boy. Wipe to the side.

trash more just listen i said trash that would be insane if someone put in the trash wipe toilet okay you get more fold wipe there's less moisture there's less stuff wiping right the atmosphere is getting drier yes you throw it away all right you go for your third it's really dry it's almost starting to hurt how dry it is i've wiped everything we're good to go

On that wipe, you should take one more quick little fold and go. On that wipe, on that last one, the safety wipe, you should look at it and see if you're done or not because you will be confused. I'm never going to go like this.

How do you know, bro? There's some times where you can peek through the water. It's a clean piece of paper towel, and you go, you stand up, and you flush. A paper towel. That would also be sick. I've done that. For sure. Whenever I run out of toilet paper, use some bounty. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. It leaves a little burn, but you'll be all right. A little burn? You're going to need chapstick on your ass. A little burn? Okay, do you not think... You're going to need aloe vera. Do you not think the fact that you sit down bare ass on 7-Eleven toilets is gross?

That I probably have to... That's probably a big... I could probably change that. I had a... Speaking of bathrooms, I had a bad fan experience the other day. Fan experience? Oh my god. I talked about this on Patreon Live if you're on the Patreon. But there's... I love meeting the fans, right? Every time. It's the best feeling ever. It is. But there's a time and place for everything. So I was in the bathroom, right? I was in the urinal holding the manhood.

tinkling draining that good old lizard i was i was i was all empty in the faucet and i saw over to my left where the sinks was there's a group of high schoolers like no no no i would hit somebody there was a group of high schoolers right and they were given that look where they're like looking checking their phones and you know oh they probably are fans of the podcast right it's like i'll talk to them afterwards just you stay over there and then i heard i'm peeing

And I see one of them start to come behind me. I'm like, uh-uh. Do not come behind me. This is a vulnerable position. I'm holding everything I own. I'm holding every bit of property that defies me right now. He goes, he gets behind me, turns to his friends and goes, You gotta move your hands. You gotta move your hands. Stop doing that. Sick. You gotta move your hands. Okay. Okay, guy. Okay, guy.

And he goes, he goes behind me and he turns to his friends. He goes, yep, it's him. And I'm like, what part of me did you see that defined me? Like, what, what did you just see that ID'd me? How do you know that I'm him based off my back? What did you peek around? And so he goes, yep, that's him. And I'm like, fuck. And so they stay over there to wait till I'm done. I flush, put the lizard bag into the pocket, put the eight ball in the corner hole.

And I go to wash my hands and they go, oh, you're the dude from the podcast. And I go, yeah, what's up, man? One of them goes, do the laugh. I said, what? He goes, do the laugh. I said, like, what do you mean? He goes, the laugh that you do, the one where it's like you can't breathe. And I go, it's not how it works, man. It's like Shrek. Do the roar. Exactly. I love you, daddy. Like, what? I was like, oh, bro. Like, I didn't want to be an asshole because obviously he's fans of videos. But you easily could have been like, hey, I'm not a pet.

let's try that again what's your name do the laugh oh yeah i'll tell you that next okay and he goes dude i was like i can't bro it's how it works like if you say something funny like i'll laugh and he goes nah bro just do it come on do it and i was like i can't i cannot just laugh on cue

And he goes, he's like, oh man, whatever. And I was like, I'm sorry, bro. Still washing my hands, right? You're like, yeah. I still probably got some PPD going, right? It's a post-penal drip. Just hitting my drawers, right? I didn't shake too well because I was nervous. Oh my God. And so then one of them pulls out his phone.

puts it right in my face he goes say chicken oh my lord like that like it's in my nasal cavity almost he goes say chicken and i go huh like trying to look around the phone and he's like following me with the phone you go say it say chicken do the laugh do it and i was like i was like i i have a good way of covering it now like you're talking about the lisp right and he was like yeah i was like i have a good way of covering it and he goes no but don't it's like bro

Yeah, you're gonna make me hit you like I don't want this to get and then I like we're still in the bathroom in the background here Like it sounds like somebody's dropping a bomb damn sawed-off shotgun in the background Like I wanna get out This is torture because no dude you say it and I was like chicken he goes nah you say it the real way at that point

So I alluded, I was like, ticket, huh? Is it good? And he goes, ah, that's it. Now laugh. And I was like, I gotta go, bro. And I left. That was a bad experience. I'm getting out right now. I'm leaving. Yeah. It was a rough fan experience. You were held hostage in a bathroom. How old were they? They're high schoolers. You can tell they're kind of young. Like old enough to know that's not right, but...

That's where I was going. You should probably know. Let's just flip the roles. Let's say I knew you had a lisp and I held you hostage in a bathroom with a phone in your face and went, say it, huh? Do it. Do it the way I want you to do it now. Make it happen. No, it was bad. It was bad. What was the fan service? It wasn't a fan interaction, but yesterday at Texas Roadhouse, Liv went to the bathroom and she came back like five minutes later.

And she was like, you won't believe what just happened. I was like, what? She was like, I went to the bathroom and I was, you know, I was finishing washing my hands. And like this older woman was just staring at me. And she was like, so I started looking over my shoulder. I'm just washing my hands, got the soap. She's looking at me this whole time.

She's like, I'm drying my hands. And I finally was just like, Hey, like, hello. And the woman goes, I'm sorry to be looking at you, but your hair is just so beautiful. Oh God. Yeah. You know, you're so beautiful. Liv goes, Oh, thank you so much. Guess what she does next. Oh, you already know. Can I touch it? Didn't even ask.

She didn't ask? Walks up to live in a public restroom, grabs her hair, starts playing like it's a scrunchie. Oh, hell no. Like it's a scrunchie. Your mom? I was just going to say, imagine if needed. Your mom. Oh, my Lord. EMT would have been at that restroom. And I literally, she came back and told us, she was like, she started playing with my hair, scrunching it up. Oh, no. And I had to awkwardly laugh it off and shake my head and then walk out.

And I was like, how does that not go through someone else's brain to like, hey, I probably shouldn't touch this person. I shouldn't pet a human. Physically touch me. Like, you can say my hair's pretty. You can say my hair's ugly. But as soon as you touch me, like, there's boundaries. There's lines. Are those dreadlocks? Yeah. Yeah.

Is this J-J-Is this J-Joba oil? Like where'd you get this from, huh? She literally said she was like this. Is this yours? Yeah. Oh, she would have said that. Is this real? Oh my God. Yeah, put her in a full Nelson. Yeah, 100%. Just, oh, but like, like just my thing is like literally what if the roles reversed? I don't think it would be. I know, but what if they did? What if Liv was just like, I love your old like dandruff hair.

It was just like you feel like a golden retriever. Yeah, it's like interesting texture you got It's like what do you do for it Pam wants to be touched by someone you don't know in a bad Oh my god, that's That's worse. It's rough. Oh if someone touched Peyton's head in a bathroom. Why is so dippy right here? Why is it gooey like it's so soft of stop I

What's this shape? Wait, is that a button? They click it. I get my head on the counter. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. That's a great episode, man. Holy hell. Fantastic. I got to loosen mine up, too. Fantastic episode. Guys, thank you so much for coming back to this episode of the You Should Know Podcast. Remember, the live show for Dallas is coming up soon. Be following us on our socials so you can know when it's coming out. We got it planned. Guys, I'll talk about this more, but we...

This live show in Dallas is going to be different from all the other live shows that we hopefully get to do. If no one comes to this Dallas live show, to other cities, burn in hell. We're not coming. But this Dallas live show, Mama Harn's going to be there. KM Spirits are going to be there. Ashlyn, Liv, everybody that you've seen or heard about in the podcast, if you want to go up to my mom and ask her how I am the way I am, you can talk to her. It's probably the only city that y'all can see this happen at. So much stuff in the live show.

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