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Dad, don't put that on my camera. Dad, don't put that on my camera, CJ. Put that on his head. I literally felt that come from my small intestine up my throat. I almost throw up. It has a hint, a hue of throw up. You ever tasted a vomit before you've seen it? Oh, it's so green. Hints of red. Oh, my God. Try again. Hey. Hey. Oh.

We got Kowalskamp back in the studio.

There we go. On the fourth one, I was going to go. No, no, no. It took too long. You got to let the beat build. I was going to say, I'm back in the stew. Yeah. Not feeling great. Yeah. But we're here because it's a good day. And I'm here rapping and I'm here to stay. And I get the money and I let it play. Yeah. Let it do backflips, double dutch, smoking. You know, whenever you were just in that position, you look like a vampire. You look like you suck the blood of innocent and you harvest.

And then you stay inside. Oh, my God. What? Oh, my God. God bless. You just, okay, strange way to get there. You know my brain works, like the Lord works in mysterious ways. Your brain works in mysterious ways. He took his time with my brain. Or he rushed it. Yeah, he might have just. He was going through, like, who has to be born, and then he realized your due date was, like, oh, my God. And he was like. So, yeah, he said, oh, no, just go. Grab it. And I was like, ah.

Okay, I want you to re-say what you said, and at the exact moment that this popped in my head, I'm going to say it and watch the correlation. Okay, when you're in that stance, you look like a vampire. All the way to the end. Oh, you look like you suck the blood innocent. And then what? And you harvest. Farmville Facebook games. That's what I thought of right when you said the word harvest. I miss Farmville.

I didn't play that. I was more of a RuneScape type of girl. RuneScape type of girls were my type of girls, but dude, Farmville, oh my god, you had your pumpkin patch in the back. You go and harvest, get the coins, spend it on better machinery, more seed. And then you never knew if you were playing with other kids or

That was probably the most exciting part. And it was always the excitement. Yeah, you're like, you got to do the work. Club Penguin? Club Penguin was full of them. Club Penguin was near. That was near like a predator. Oh, my God. It was made for. Predator Wonderland. It was sick. Nasty work. It was the island. Okay. That's Epstein's island. There we go. Is Club Penguin. It's a disgusting place. Right in the igloo. It looks just like the Nickelodeon logo. Fun fact for you. The foot. Conspiracy episode number four coming soon. Okay, question for you. Answer for you. I was just peeing right now. I peed a little bit on the floor.

And do you ever not have control of your unit when you're peeing? No, sometimes I hate when it does that little laser thing. It splits into two streams. I hate that. I hate that. But that happens when... When what? You have a little residue. That's residue for you. What is that? What is the residue? Oh, it's residue. It's a little crust. Like pee in? Yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like potion? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew what that P-N meant. No, but I'm saying like sometimes... Yeah, I get active. Sometimes I pee. I'm a carpenter. You got an HVAC certificate. You can build a house. Yeah, hello. No, but sometimes when I pee, it's like a deflating... Oh my God! It's like a deflating balloon. Sometimes when you pee, a deflating balloon... I've never felt smaller sitting next to you. It's like...

It's like the guy outside the car dealership. I've been going through a thing recently where I pee no hands. I like to pee no hands. Just let it sit in the tank. I do that often. Wait. Yeah. In the tank? I let it sit in the tub. I just let it rest. Are you standing or sitting? I'm standing.

Come on. I like to feel the sponge of the urinal. If you were sitting, if you were standing, and your tip is resting in a urinal, you would have elephantitis. Your small back, you would need elephantitis.

You would need vibranium plates in your lower back. Yeah, my tip smells like green apples when I pull it up because of the little sponge on the thing. And sometimes when I pee and I do that, it's like a water hose outside your house when you're running water through it and you just let it go and you just let it rest there and it's just like going on. Oh, man. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's like a snake with its head cut off. No, you say your prayers. Oh, I pray. Blessed be thy name. Blessed be thy name.

Blessed be thy youth. How was your week? You're a blessed man. I am. You's a lucky man. Lower back problems. Oh, now I know. I even remember your name. They used to call you Jawbone. They won't understand that reference. How was your week? Honey. Honey, hello. It was good. I cuddled a lot with you. I slept on the ice. A grown man slept in my house on my couch two nights in a row with my wife. We made a 48-hour sleepover. That was beautiful. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. Yeah.

Quick story time. Tell me a story. I love stories. Do I need a blanket? No, it's not that long. The other day, we're doing laundry, right? Folding clothes on the bed. Liv's sitting in the... What did you say? I don't do that. So I can't relate to the story so far, but go ahead. I'm doing laundry. I'm folding... Folding shit up in my bedroom. Liv's simply in the living room just hanging out. Chilling. Folding. All of a sudden, I hear... All of a sudden, I hear... No, bitch! Come back! And I said...

What the fuck? I said, who is she on the phone? Because that's not my wife. That can't be. I'm like, uh, I set it down. I peek over the door. She's on her phone playing some mobile cooking mania game. And she starts going back. So what? I burnt your hot dog, bitch. Give me a second chance. Give me a break. I can't hurry up the grill. I'm like,

I said, you are way too invested. She talks shit about me playing Clash Royale and games. I'm never like, oh, there's a P.E.K.K.A. right flank. Get him. I'm never doing that shit. She was screaming, bro. Screaming. Wait, okay. Could you imagine all of us in the food industry? Oh, my God. How do you think each one of us would act? Oh, my God. If the four of us had to run a restaurant. Okay, you break it down. What would be our positions and how would we act? If me, okay, we got to add in Pierce. No, we don't. Yeah, we do. We're going to add in Pierce. No, we don't.

Oh, hell no. Pierce is not talking to people. He's going to be like, don't you see there's three seats there? It's open. Sit down. Are they stupid? Yeah. Okay. So let's just do us four in the room. So it's me, Peyton, Mama Liv, CJ. Okay. If we had a restaurant, obviously Liv is going to be our hostess and sit people. Yeah. You're beautiful. They need to see beauty when they walk in. They need to see pretty when they walk in. Boom.

Not you. I am very confused on where you're going to be. Actually, okay, you know what? We're going to be smart. We're going to make you bartender. I can't. You have to be. I have a bad back. You have to be. You're going to be bartender slash manager. You got to imagine it's kind of a small shop. There's only four of us. Me and him have to be on the grill because we're so touched up here. We got to be because it's going to keep us locked in. I couldn't. No, it would take too long. You'd wash his hands too much.

He has gloves on. We're good. We have gloves. We have to make the food. If you make the food, the shit's going to take forever and be messy. And if she makes it, shit's just simply going to be messed up. Y'all can't even do food. We have to make the food. You're going to have to be walking around saying, are your eyes okay? What are you doing? You're like squinting, winking, and like in pain. I was thinking, because, never mind, keep going. I was thinking about those kids in elementary school that flipped their eyelids. I hope they're in hell.

You know what I mean? They ruined a couple of my recesses. You know what I mean? You ever see, like, it was all those weird-ass kids, and they would be like, Peyton, look at this, and they'd do that. Or the little double-jointed f***ers that were weird as shit, and they'd be like, I'd be like, ugh. I had a kid named Curtis, had a long weenus. His skin right here, it literally could go down to, like, there. Oh, he could make a mean collared green. That was the same one that f***ed Sam Curtis. Yep. Same one.

You think he was hitting her with it? Had a Facebook memory pop up the other day. Enjoy your 14 years of friendship with Karina. I want to keep that. We're just going to mute the bad parts. Can we just mute the bad parts? Okay, what was I saying? Back to the restaurant. She's going to be hostess and sit people down. You're going to be the general manager slash bartender. So you're only behind the bar if someone needs a drink. You're going to be walking around. People are going to be... Actually, okay, you're going to have to take some orders too. No. You have to. She has to keep sitting. Imagine me as a waiter.

No, it's literally us four. No, we could be smart. We just get them tablets and be like, put in your order and have somebody come. Okay, okay. But imagine me as a waiter. That would be bad. You'd be like, oh my God. Okay, you as a waiter. You as a server. You'd be like this. Hey, welcome to the YSK Burger Joint. How can I, what do you need? I'll be back. And you'd literally walk off. No, okay. Without a stutter. You as a server, it'd literally be this. You'd be a waiter. So like, you'd walk up.

You're handing out napkins. Hey guys, how's it going? My name is Payton. I'll be taking care of you today. Can I get you started with drinks? They're like, water, water, water, sure. Boom, boom. Drinks? Hope to God you can get the drinks right at least. You come back, hand the drinks. All right, what do we think of food-wise? Okay, let's just say the first person goes the easy route. He's like, let me get a burger. No, you'd be like, oh. You do faces and shit, and then when they call you out on it, oh, you'd burn. What do you mean? What would I say if they called me out? One of two ways, because look, you'd be sitting there, oh, okay, okay.

Give a little face. You'll be like, oh, yeah, our burger's good. You sit there writing down. They go, what's that face? You either have one of two routes. You're either going to roast them back and we're going to lose customers or you're just going to be sad and crumble. You're going to be like, oh, no, I didn't even make a face. I'm just sitting here just working. Hey, take my order, guy. And then you just cry. Or you're going to be like, I made a face because of you, you dirty, stinking, nasty little. Oh, you couldn't. You know what you would do as a waiter? You would try to, like, make it a competition and you would try to memorize everybody's order. You'd be like.

You'd be like, two waters. No, our restaurant would fail. 100%, I would be the waiter that doesn't use the little notepad. No thing. I think I hate when waiters do that. First of all, you're not better than me. You're not. Like, write my shit down. You know what I mean? Like, who are you impressing? Not me. Yeah, it's like... I think a comedian just talked about this too. Especially. Oh my God, if you have the gall...

to do this. Okay, yeah, what's next? Okay, got that too. If you want to memorize my shit and something comes out wrong, prepare for no tip. Zero dollars because you tried to flex, then you failed. Yeah, you're not getting a cent. Sometimes when I do that, I try to really customize my order and test them. I'm going to make your life hard. Oh, you think you're cool? Let me get that signature sauce. Hold the signature.

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The You Should Know Podcast. Vulnerable moment for me right now. Poppy seeds make you fail a drug test. Is that a fact? I believe so. I've never taken a drug test. Yes, you have. No, I haven't. How are you going to tell me where I've peed? How are you going to tell me where my urine's been? Where were you when we were drug tested for collegiate basketball? They never drug tested me. They never did.

They drug tested you because they knew you'd always pass them. Our cam, they're not going to do our potheads on the team. And I didn't even smoke back then, but they were like, he's black. You know, he's probably up there with the weenie. Oh, you were? Your face just twitched. I saw that. Okay, it's because I spilled bleach on my hands three days ago and I still smell it. Do we call the police? What did you just say? I spilled bleach on my hands three days ago and I still smell it. What the hell are you doing with bleach?

I was cleaning my clothes, washing my clothes right and I remember I was told for the socks you put bleach in the thing and I dropped the cap behind the washing machine I know but it's dangerous to put too much bleach so I said It's a little more dangerous for you made a f***ing bowl with your hand for bleach? Put it in the detergent Stop showing me the motion! That never- I didn't know

What did you do? What was your immediate steps afterwards? Oh, wash. With what? Water. And soap. That was it. What do you want me to do? Get hand sanitizer? I probably would have got butt ass naked and I would have scrubbed with six different things that hand. You made a hand bowl cup. Yeah. For bleach. I've cupped worse things with my hands. When you could, you know what I mean? When you could just simply go. If there was a search history of where my hands have been, I wouldn't be free.

Ask me about seventh grade. Where were your hands in seventh grade? I was known to pick an ass or two. Y'all never picked your ass in seventh grade? Wait, you were your own ass? What? Of course. You think I was picking foreign ass? That's what I thought. Oh, no, it was in my shoe. Because if you're your own ass, you're not going behind bars. You're picking others' asses. That's the not free part. Back to the bleach. Yeah, my fault. You drop a cap so you use your skin as a...

You scare me! Like, at this point, it's unbelievable. Okay, well, at the time, I have a thing where it's called, it's like panic. Anytime an inconvenience happens where I wasn't prepared for, my anxiety and my ADHD, I don't like alternative plans when I wasn't prepared for them. So I go to the quickest method. I do feel that. Quickest method going like that. Quickest, easiest method, simply pouring it straight into the thing. I realized that, but I thought it would be toxic for my clothes.

Time out. You're pouring the bleach right on the clothes? Oh, no. You did, didn't you? Yeah, you do. That's what you do. Oh, no, you don't. Well, you do. There is a very specific bleach compartment in the washer. Oh, you have an expensive washer. I forgot you're rich.

I forgot you're rich. So I'm not rich, one. Your washer definitely costs more than mine, two. Mine was free. And your socks are going to be ruined. So congrats. You put the bleach right on the clothes? Yeah, 100%. I just throw it right in there. So first you put it on your skin. Then you put it right on your clothes. Yeah. Holy shit. Did you ever experiment on yourself as a kid? What does that mean? Did you ever just try some shit out? I did a couple things downstairs. Tell me. What? What are we talking about? I got too vulnerable too quick. Tell me.

CJ told me he used to tuck to see what it looked like. No, I didn't. You didn't? That's a white people's... No, one time. One time, definitely. In the mirror. Because it's just like, what does it look like? Yeah, it's like you, Dev. It's like, whoa, am I? No, you're lying. You're in comedy purposes. No, 100%. I mean, comedy purposes, but yeah. You moved your jitter to your lower bung region. And then closed your legs.

Everyone's done that. No, the hell we haven't. No, not everybody has. I've never done that. I've always been sensitive with my nuts. What does that mean? I don't like being... Like, sometimes I'll thumb my own nut on accident, like sitting down, and it hurts. That's not an accident. That can't be an accident. What are you...

You know, I'm talking about like when you're adjusting like that and you'll scrape the nut a little bit. Oh, dude, I pinched the shit out of my helmet the other day. It was bad. Like the top part of the penis. You had a war helmet. You had a non-helmet. Dude. Oh, my God. It's like I got sniped, but I had my helmet on. So it just went... Like it rattled everything, but my vitals were good. Dude. That's foul. Oh, my God. What was... It was... We were in...

I think Vegas. I went, I did that or something like that. And I literally went to pinch my clothes and I said, and I went, oh, it was rough. I told you I had scars from seventh grade because I had no draws of my Levi denim. I intentionally set up a hot coal stone thing to walk over when I was young, but it was all sharp Lego pieces and I did it at my grandma's. So I was torturing myself for fun when I was young. Tell me we had the same childhood. Tell me I'm okay and I'm normal. Back to experimentation.

Yeah. I wouldn't do anything like that. Yeah. I would never cause harm on myself. I did try to. I mean, it wasn't for harm. It was more of like, I guess I was trying to be like a battle-tested warrior. And I said, well, I'm not going to go fight somebody. I would say how much pain I could take. I would like jump off of things and certainly get it higher and higher. I think it's a boy thing more than anything. I think it is. Dude, wrestling with a bear or a pillow when you're young, when your parents are gone, 7 o'clock on a Friday, Friday night smackdown right after a root beer. God bless. Oh, my God. God bless. Oh.

Oh, man. Nothing's better. I cut my knee. I put my tongue in a root beer float. Oh, my. That was the best as a kid. Oh, my God. A little foam fuzz at the top.

Okay. What are you doing? Let me show you something. I have bacon in a bag that I've been eating. I think eating... That's what that was? Yeah. I have bacon in a bag, and I want you to try it. That actually, actually looks like the exact packaging of Ruby's Treats that we have at home right now. That looks like a pepperoni. That's what that looks like. Dude, the smell is exhausting. Thick cut, hickory smoked bacon in a bag from 7-Eleven Select. It's a great restaurant.

They have an AAU program. 7-Eleven Select. Go try it. Is this cooked? No, I'm not gonna lie. I think I'm gonna have a vivid dream tonight. Oh, shit. I'm gonna have a vivid dream because of these. You know what I mean? Oh, this can get you through a... This can make you hibernate. You know, no, I swear to you... No, this can make you see the ancestors. What is this smell? Would you want to talk to them? This, I don't know. Mine would be a little... I would. That's crazy, first of all. No, to talk to them?

You can talk to people that have different viewpoints of you. I would say, why? What made you think like that? Why would you do that? Do you think that would satisfy your palate once they gave you your answer? So we f***ing won.

I won't do. No, it'd make me even more sad, but I would try to, I mean, it's not like I can bring it back from the dead, but I would just be like, why did you do that? Why did you think like that? You think that conversation's worth it. Oh, that was a sexual way to eat that bacon. My, I got a little blood flow. I don't know if I'm enjoying this. It's the worst thing ever. It's like half cooked, half not cooked. It's a little crunchy, it's a little soft. I don't know why it's warm. Fun, okay, question for you while you're eating that. I think my ribs are vibrating now. No, you're, something's gonna happen.

Something's gonna happen to us. This is a dog dream. Every time I have a dream about a guy in a skulled face with a hoodie on, it's whenever I eat something weird. Whoa. Whoa. You don't have those nightmares? There's a guy in a robe, but his face is a skull. Whoa! You're seeing death himself in your dreams? Is that what that is? That's death. Does he have a big scythe? No, no. He's more of just a glowing creature. My expiration date's coming. You're in the underworld. Okay, question about childhood, because we were talking about childhood stuff.

Did y'all have babysitters as kids? Yeah. Were they women? Yes. Anybody else have a crush on their babysitter? Mine was a grown woman, and I think I still did. Well, yeah. I hope another six-year-old wasn't watching you. No, I'm saying it wasn't like a 16-year-old, 17-year-old, 18. It was like a full-blown mom, and I did. Dude, I did too. And I cussed one day talking about a June bug. Nice.

My favorite. She picked me up, took me to the bathroom, shoved a bar of soap down my throat. Oh. Put soap in my mouth because I was cussing. Came out. I was spitting all over her carpet, and she was mad at me. Was she a family friend? Kind of. Okay, I was going to say, the fact that your mother allowed a stranger to put... My mother's not keen on violence. You know, she'd be like, don't ever do that to my kid again. Oh, God. That babysitter would have been sat down. No, but I remember when I was four years old. I've always been the same as a kid. What? What?

Don't put that on Nita. Just saying that out loud and thinking about the different outcomes if that happened to you and me from our moms. My mom would be like, it'd be a stern politician finger. Don't you ever do, I'm going to call the law enforcement. Your mom would literally bust through her door

Grab the girl's hair and wail on her. Her car would have been in the impound. It would have turned into a cube this big. No, but I used to strip around. I would walk around naked at four years old around my house when the babysitter was around. I would walk around like that. No, yeah. I would be like, and run around. I've always been the same. Woman? Oh, yeah. I remember what she looks like. What does she look like? You know me.

No, no, no, no. That's where it started. This explains everything.

You were close. You were on a line. I'm telling you. No, I wasn't. Stop saying that. You were on a line. No, I was not. You were exposed to a lot way too early. And I'm telling you, one bad weekend, one mysterious night away. Your whole course could be changed, brother. Your whole course could be different, dog. You have no room to say that, Kim. You literally are two seconds away from feasting on living creatures. No!

Yes, you are. We are two seconds away from finding that Cam has cadavers under his kitchen sink. You know what I mean?

Like Ruby's breath smells bad because she's eating the leftover human liver that Cam has in his fridge. I think I could be a decent killer. Like a serial killer. That's not an okay thing to say. That's not a cool brag. I'm not going to lie. Not a cool brag. You have this false sense of confidence. And you said something to me on an airplane. And it has irked me and we've never gotten to argue about it. Oh, you said some shit on an airplane.

Are you kidding me? What did I say on the airplane? You go first. Okay, so Cam said this and I said, please, we're not talking about this because we gotta save it for the podcast. Please tell me it's about the same thing. No, no, no. It's about something different. Oh my God. Because I doubt you remember this. Because you said bacon.

Poisoned me. Something's not right. I'm telling you, I'm feeling loose. My eyes started watering. I still see your shadows in my room. Can't take back the love that I gave you. It's to the point where I love and I hate you. And I can't, so I must replace you. Rest in peace. These are your sad and dumb. Alright, we're gonna get copywritten. Here we go. Cam said this on an airplane and I said do not, do not continue because I need to talk about this on the podcast.

Cam said this to me with a serious face. You better not lie. Cam said, I 100% could beat a bald eagle in a fight. Yes! Cam, are you... CJ. CJ. Cam. You just learned how to throw a punch. Or make a fist. Cam was making fists like this until he was 26. You have a false sense of confidence. That is an apex predator.

You don't even play that game. Anyway, that's a real thing in Apex Predator. I know, he didn't get it. Clean over his head. You don't play that game. Anyway. At least my head's easy to get around. Sorry, I don't have a swollen skull. Swollen skull. That's such good alliteration. A swollen skull. Yeah, swollen skull syndrome. That's...

Hilarious. I'm gonna put that in my bio. I have a swollen skull. That is so good. Cam got his college paid for not because of basketball. He got a check for his swollen skull syndrome. Okay, listen, Scruffy McGee, here we go. So, first thing, furry man. I didn't have to wait until I was 27 to grow a beard. Well, you had one one year before me, and I'm not 27, still 26. You had it one year before me. Once you stopped gatekeeping the secret code of Brooks the Barber, I went in and boom, what do you know? Oh my god. Cam, you couldn't let go of the chin strap. Oh my god, I didn't like the chin strap! I didn't like it! I was forced! It was forced!

It was obligatory! That's a good word. Obligatory.

What I said was, can I beat a bald eagle? Yes. The stipulations was... There's no stipulations! Yes, there is. Okay, what stipulations? One of us has to die. Like, the loser has to die. Cam, and you will lose. In an enclosed room. Oh my God, you'll lose. That's what I said. No, you didn't. First of all, no, you didn't. You never said that, Cam. Because I didn't let you... If I'm out in the wild, I have no shot. I have no shot. Okay. The eagle's going to go like a missile. Okay, let's say... Okay, how big is the room? Say it's in a one-bedroom apartment.

You and a bald eagle. I kill the eagle. No, you don't. With nothing around? It's an empty one-bedroom apartment. I kill the eagle. How? I'm going to take some damage as long as he... Bro, all I have to do, I'm going to start walking to it. Walking to it. I have to cover up. I have to cover up. Cam, your whole shit's going to be scarred up and you're going to be like, ow. That's fine. And it's going at your eyes and your liver. No, because all I have to do is... You have good meat. When it... You have good meat it wants to harvest.

I have great meat. You have great white meat. You have unbelievable meat. He has unbelievable meat. My meat is covered in a coat of hair. You have to go shave me down. You ruined everything. That is disgusting and take back everything I said. You have to shave me down to get to the Wonderland. You know what I mean? You want to go see that crystal ball, you got to get past the mesh. You want to go see the Wizard of Oz, you got to cut through the forest. If your penis had a personality, it'd be emo.

What does that mean? You'd have gauge piercings, a lot of colorful tattoos, and you'd wear the mesh Jeff Hardy jerseys. I went into a piercing shop one time and almost got my Johnson pierced. I thought about it. No, you didn't know. I thought about it. No, you did not. I thought about it. No, you did not. I thought about it. Have you ever seen one of those in person? CJ went and marked it down immediately. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. There's no way you thought about that. 100%. It was the same day I was going to get my gauges.

Thank God. Dude, I'm telling you, dog. You were one weekend away. Okay. One weekend would change this. None of this would be here. Okay. Oh, my God. Regardless, that's less. Did you play Tony Hawk video games? No, no, no. I wasn't good at video games. Oh, yeah, you did. What I'm saying is less crazy than you saying that you could beat a bald eagle. Cam, in a one-bedroom apartment, you can't beat a bald eagle. How?

First off, it can't leave. It can fly. It's going to be fast. All I have to do is get a hold of it once. It's going to peck. It's going to really hurt. It's going to peck, scratch, everything. But if I can get a hold of it,

How are you gonna hold the bald eagle bro? Yeah, you have to try came there faster stronger than you they're not stronger than me Are you out of your mind if it gets a full speed? You can you are you know you have bad lateral movement your hip is that of an eight-year-old you think a bald eagle could get under an inclined bench at 225 for five reps you think a bald eagle can do that you think it's wrong if it had five a part of your nuts yes, and it doesn't so it's not okay came about fifth if a if was a fifth we'd all be drunk that was decent well I was fired I

Okay, Cam, let's break it down. I have to cover up. Cover my... Cam, you will not cover up. Stop. You need to try to get through that. You see this? That is menacing. I'm going to try to get through.

I'm covering up, right? Probably like this. Kim, it's going to literally take, it can pick up full animals. It's going to take your arm and pull it out. That's fine. If it has one of my arms, what's my other one doing? Crying for dear help, saying a prayer to the Lord? Yes, you're going to be a little scared. You're going to be a little scared. If someone, if it's a sanctioned bout put on by the WBC, I understand that I'm going to die or win. So I'm going to go in that apartment. I'm going to say a prayer. I'm going to get down on my knees, say a prayer, and then I'm going to get up and I'm going to whoop that eagle's...

I'm a whoop that eagle. And have you heard an eagle screech? I have a wife. I have friends. I have a monthly rent I have to pay. I'm not gonna die. I can't die. I can't afford to die. I'm beating that eagle's ass. Hear an eagle scream. Yeah, have you heard it? It's loud. It is menacing. That's like a flashbang. I can sing. I can sing Eminem. That eagle has nothing on me. I can sing 07 Eminem. We're talking about an eagle screech. I like that motherfucker.

Yeah, I was born with a- Oh, that eagle has- that eagle has it coming. Okay, that is one of the craziest things I've ever heard you say. Oh my god, that's one of the craziest things I've ever heard you say. I think there's a permanent part of my frontal lobe that's covered in liquor. Like, I think my processor's slowing down. You know what I mean? It's that asthma. Somebody get him a freezer. My throat's super dry. His coolant is wearing off on the CPU. It's gone.

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Oh my god. Okay, me and Liv went to get our nails done the other day. Sounds crazy, not gonna lie. That's why your nails are so shiny. They are shiny. Got a little clear coat. Hello, good morning to you. I like it. I used to get clear coats all the time. Do you remember the kids in school that put the little lights on their fingers? Do I remember the kids? I was the kids. You did not do that. I wanted to be a Jabberwocky. I told you that. But you did not do this whole thing. What? The finger art. I had a 7th grade dance. Turn the lights off. I am the neon party.

What? At this point... That's why I flirted. I was like... You said... I was a gnarly-ass kid. Oh, yeah. You had a hell of a... Oh, my God. Your parents did good. Oh, my God. They never said no to anything. No, they didn't. And they should have dropped a couple no's, dog. Oh, my God. Hey, Dad, can I get those cool LED fingertip blades so I can do the girls and whatnot? Yeah. I used to wrap myself in Christmas lights and turn the lights off in my house. I tried to roll down the stairs one time. My mom said no to that. I don't know where I got that idea from, but...

That was a hazard. Because it was plugged into the wall. Oh my god. That's how the lights went out. Oh my god. One Christmas, for whatever reason, I think I was like eight. Maybe eight or nine. I woke up. I creeped around the tree. And I ripped a little piece of my present off. I saw what it is. I was like, ah. And for whatever reason, I was a horrible kid, I guess. I really wasn't, but I had bad times. I went to this box of styrofoam. I carved the word sex into it. And I went back to bed. You were like...

You're like, ah, rock and roll. But then the lamest part is the next day my mom said, who did this? Was this you? And I went, no. She's like, who the hell else did it? It's obviously you. And I was like, okay. One year for Halloween, my mom painted my face as a scarecrow. I put on a flannel jacket and jeans, and I laid out on a lawn chair outside of my door. And whenever people went and got candy, I would scare them. But they all knew because I didn't know how to hold my breath because I was a mouth breather.

That was a mouth breather. You were like this. Look. Imagine you're walking up to get the candy and this is the guy. This is you. You were literally sitting there like this. You're like... You're like this. Your dead ass was like this. I was like... And you'd be like... And they're like, ew. They're just upset. And I would always get panic attacks whenever my eyes were closed for too long in environments where people were. So I'd always go like... I'd always peek. You'd be like...

Okay, what were you saying? I'm so sorry. Don't wipe yourself with Christmas lights, kids. It's a fire hazard. Oh my god. I sprayed my grandma with a fire extinguisher one time. She's dead now. It's a fun fact. I wanted to see because it was in a Nickelodeon show. She was upset. Bro!

Why did you have a fire extinguisher in the house? Oh, she had one. She had a barn. That's some old people shit, isn't it? To have a fire extinguisher in your house? Yeah. That is some old shit. Oh my God. Not a toy, fire extinguishers. Oh my God. You were saying. Grandparents' Christmas decorations, there's always so many and they're so delicate. And a lot of them are from- They made shit out of glass back then. They look like Nazi propaganda, a lot of them. Don't they? A little bit. It's like-

I was gonna say, they look like they're pushing an agenda. It's like, why can't we? Why can't we? You were saying the topic. Yeah. Shit. Yeah, I could tell there was no freedom when those ornaments were made. No, no shot. No shot. Oh my God. You need to be put on a leash. You need to be put on a little something. I think I'm gonna put my kid on a leash one time. Please don't. Just to treat him like a good old German shepherd.

You know what I mean? Okay. You were put on a leash, weren't you? No. I'm pretty sure. I was never on those little monkey leashes or whatever. Okay. I didn't say nothing. The backpack is a monkey and the leash is brown. It's like, ooh. One time I saw a kid with a backpack leash on and a muzzle. And I said, don't know what that is. No way. No, you didn't. No, you didn't.

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Me and Liv went and got our nails done, right? Nice. We went and got our nails done. Cute. Done it before. It's pretty normal. Matter of fact, to set the scene, you tell me what you expect from a nail salon when you go in there. Get my nails done. And like just... I sit down, they take you to the little booth. It's calm vibes. Calm down. You hear a little water trickle and you see a bunch of infomercials on the TV. Okay. Brilliant. Here we go.

This nail appointment, this nail appointment was some shit out of a movie. I am not exaggerating in the slightest. It was like a bad experience? Bad experience. Dude, it was a literal movie. I'm surprised there wasn't a film crew. So we walk in. First thing, the guy that's working the front desk, he stared straight through my soul. He stared through my existence. Like you weren't supposed to be there. Like he was talking to no one. Oh. Like it was terrifying. It's like he was gone. He was off something. I literally said,

He was like this. He said, welcome. And then I'd be like moving or looking at the menu. He was like,

Oh, he was PCP. Oh, he was on something. He had a little salt from the bath, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, a little speed. We get through there. First off, we're both getting manicures. They take us to the pedicure thing. That's not right. So I said, this is already a little different, but I'm here for it because now I get the little massage you back. We sit down. I swear to God, a disco ball dropped out of the ceiling. It wasn't there when we walked in. It dropped out. I said, is it happy hour? I said, what's going on? I said, oh.

A disco ball drops out. The music. Payton, imagine like techno K-pop music. Like club shit. Yeah.

Like the whole time we're there for an hour and a half the whole time It was like I can't I don't even want to I don't want to do my best but it was like The whole time I was like After five minutes. I was like, okay, this is getting rough. Yeah techno. Okay. It was like it sounded like an intro to any anime That's what it sounded like. It'd be like soft little singing vocals and boom

Techno crazy music. There's a disco ball going. The first guy doesn't know his name. Okay, we get set down This is where it gets a little normal. They come over ask for our thing. She goes, uh, she goes this one What do you want? What color go just just clear coat and she goes jello color. I said clear coat jello color and

are you playing a game with me? I just want some clear coat. The regular little clear coat. She goes, do the gel. It lasts longer. I go, nah, I don't want to do all that UV stuff. I just put the little quick on. You're doing the gel. I said, no, I'm not actually. That's not how that works. You asked me the question. I swear to God, she was so keen on upselling. I was like, no, no, no, just the clear coat. She goes, okay, okay, okay. She starts doing it.

Peyton, I swear to God, this is where it gets really bad. So the whole time, techno music, disco ball, like it's unreal already. There's a drug deal that goes on in the back. No way. Peyton, I swear to God, a woman walks in through a side door, okay? She walks in, side door. She doesn't work there. She walks in with her two kids. She goes to this room. She punches a code, goes into this room.

Then like the boss of the nail salon comes out of nowhere. All the other workers in like jeans, it's like a graphic tee, they're chill. This woman comes out in a Chanel matching sweatsuit, Yeezy slides with a little Louis purse on her head. Oh, she got money. Money.

right? She comes out, she's talking to all the employees and whatnot. Oh, she goes straight to the room. She walks in. The woman came in, skips the line, goes through a side door, skips everyone, doesn't say anything, goes straight to that room with a bag. I'm not bullshitting you. She has a bag. She goes in there. You think I'm kidding, bro. I literally said, I told Liv in the middle of it. I was like,

I was like, your drug's happening. She goes in there. She came in with two kids, right? Yeah. The kids are watching the door, Peyton. The kids are like eight-year-old girls. They're watching the door. Swear to God. I swear to God. Right? If this is the Bible, right hand on the Bible. One kid, and it's like, they're so innocent. One has a little popsicle and one's just drinking like a Sprite. They're sitting there watching around, looking and stuff. One of the kids goes in the room. The other one stays on door duty. She's like,

Just look at it. It looks insane. I hope to God it's not what it looks like. Did you not record them? No. Oh, my God. You were doing your nails. Yeah, she was working on this hand. This one was dipped in water. So I'm seeing it. The woman comes out. The mom and her kids come out. No bag now. So she's left the bag there. The bag has been dropped. The bag has paraphernalia in it. Something. The Eagles landed. They left.

They leave. The woman comes out, taps my worker on the shoulder, whispers something. The other worker, and this isn't even to be insensitive, but I don't know what to say because it's in a different language. The other worker says something, but then goes back to English. She goes, is mine on the table? That's all she said. They were speaking, and then she goes, did you get mine? Is mine on the table? Oh, my God. The head honcho woman goes, yeah, it's in there. Walks off and leaves. My women start smiling. Oh, my God. They both literally go like this.

And I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what is happening? And I was like, oh my God. Okay. Then to seal it all on top, right? Yeah.

This other worker, probably 20 minutes later, so now I'm just in my head. I'm sitting here. Did I just watch? This is a movie. The music, the whole time, still. Disco lights and shit. Oh, my God. This other woman comes out, trips on absolutely nothing. Trips on nothing. She gets up, chuckles, and walks away. Oh, my God. She tested the bourbon. They're on the product. Oh, my God. She tested the product. She literally was walking. She went, oh. She gets up. She went, ha, ha, ha. And walked off. I swear to God.

Unbelievable. Okay, you have a couple of these stories. Unbelievable. You have to start following up. No, I have to record them. No, you have to go in their room. Oh, okay.

Hell no. I'll be like, I want to try too. Hell no. That's no. What are they going to do? That's awfully Caucasian of you. Oh, the killer's in there. Where? And they go, no. I'm going. Hey, to hell. What you're saying? My name's Bennett and I ain't in it. That's a fact. I got my nails. I gave him a tip and I left. Good tip too so they don't ask you any questions. That's insane. Dude, I swear on everything. Dude. And Liv, bless her heart, she's so bad with catching clues. I'm literally like, I'm like, because I don't want to say anything, right? Because they're right there. And I go,

And she goes, what? I'm like, oh my God. That's the worst. I go, just stop. And then I let it die down. I look back at her. I'm like, I'm like, there's a drug deal going on. She goes, what are you talking about? And I'm like, get away from me. I'm like, oh my God. I don't want my wife to be no. Oh my God, dude. Yeah. I need to start going to nail salons. You got to take me to that one. Nevermind. Don't say it. But yeah, you told me it's kind of, it's close.

Bro, I need to go. You need to go. It's unreal. The last time I... Low-key, y'all have to go to where you know I'm not lying. No, I will go. And I'll show you everything. I will go. Because if you walk in there and you hear the music and see the disco ball and see the soulless front desk worker, then you know you're in the right spot. You know you're in the right spot. The last time I went to a nail place, I was getting my toenails clipped, and she said, big nails to me. She goes, ooh, big nails. I told you you had big nails. And then she started...

She did something with my big toe that's never been done. No. Did I like it a little bit? Of course I did. What'd she do? She was like...

I was like, is this a part of the regular proceedings? Or are we giving out clues? Am I getting charged extra for this? Or what's going on? No, shit. Yeah, I swear to you. No, your big toe is gross. Your big toe. You have room to talk? Okay, my toenail is rotten. It's disgusting. Your toe itself looks like in the 1960 cartoons when someone drops like a kettlebell on it and it gets swollen. Like your toes like this and it goes...

Like you have a Looney Tunes ass toe. You know something I've noticed recently driving? What? Because I realized I'm in a fishbowl, right? Yeah. When I'm driving, I'm in my own world. No, you are. I jam out hard as shit to music. You were doing your foot like this the whole day. Dude, I'll like sing to the top of my lungs, like scream, do head movements. Like I'm into the music. One thing I've realized is I've never in my 10 years of driving, I've never

Have ever seen somebody, I look at people's cars. I look, no one's ever jamming out to music. Yeah. A lot of people are sad. Yeah. Okay. I get it. But like, I know music time in my car. It's time. I'm camp rock. Demi Lovato. Camp rock. Camp rock. Camp rock. You know what I mean? Camp rock. That is me. I am the music in me. I'm Troy Bolton trying to impress Gabriella. You are. I am Eminem. I'm Tevez.

Do you jam out in cars? I do. Mine's just, it's, you know. Are you like enthusiastic? The music I play doesn't solicit that reaction. No, you're rapping though. Yeah. No, I rap. But you like rap, like you use hands. But I can't be like, yeah, I'm coming to kill you and take that. No. You don't do that? No. What do you do? I just sit there and rap and just bob the head and I just get hyped. That's weird to me. That is a performance. I am at the Grand Ole Opry. Now that you say that.

You do go a little harder than most. That is my time. Oh, my God. Wait, CJ, he does. You've never done that in a car. So am I weird for jamming out hard in cars? Like, I've never seen someone like, I'm like two hands. I'm like banging on shit. Like, I'm Travis Scott. I am Travis Scott. I'm Travis Scott. I'm Automobile Scott. I am Travis Car Scott. I am Travis Tesla Scott. Like, that's who I am. Bro, you... Wait, you do. That's what I'm saying. It is kind of like...

And so I was like driving and I was looking into every car. No one was. Yeah, I don't. Even if I'm like really feeling the song. Yeah. Like it's the best song ever. I'm not dancing and giving a performance. What's the longest you followed a stranger on the road? Accidentally or on purpose? Oh, on purpose. You remember somebody's spending their evening? I don't think I've ever. Deadass? Deadass.

No, dead ass. Yeah. You've never been curious? I've never followed someone home. Like, you ever three- Ted Bundy? Who are you? You ever three cars behind somebody? You don't want to get right up on them? And you're like, I'm following the Honda Pilot. Who do you work for?

Who do you work for? No, you just follow them until they take their exit and then you start to see they live over there. No one has that inquiry about strangers? You have too much time on your hands to be just following people talking about, I want to see what you're eating for dinner. You know what I mean? You never follow people in the mall either.

Who are you? Okay, no, people are going to think I'm being a creep. No, no, no, no, no. No, I have good intentions. Yar. I'm curious. Y-A-R. Yar. Yar. No, I'm curious and somebody's going to agree with me in the comments. You follow people. Not in a creepy way. You don't let them know you're following them. That... Oh my God! Are you...

outing yourself right now no but i have no intention i have no intention there's nothing i want i just am curious like that's that might be worse no it's because i don't think people are real bro like what are you doing with your day and i want to know what they're doing with their day and is that illegal to do am i is that a crime comedy purposes this is this is uh this is self-incrimination oh no it's a comedy podcast i'm joking oh my god it's not okay

No, deadass, it's not okay, CJ. This is strange. Oh, my. This is weird. I've never gone to their front porch and knocked. You go, I go to the back window. I've never let them know I'm there, but I sure am. That's what you're saying. I've never peeked in a room. You go, I never asked for permission, but I'm there with them.

Okay, and at Thanksgiving, you ever ended your, because my family, we eat Thanksgiving at like 11 in the morning. What? Y'all don't do that? No. Y'all don't eat Thanksgiving at 11 a.m.? No. Oh, that's when we're ready to eat at 11 a.m. So we eat at 11 a.m. Well, have my family's.

90 years old. Their bedtime's 4 p.m. So it's like... That's true. So my Thanksgiving always ended early, and I have really nobody when I go back home. Like, nobody actually likes me from my hometown. They're just like, oh, it's the podcast guy. I remember him being a little feral freak. Smelled like a nasty fox at 3 p.m. You know what I mean? He smelled like osmosis. He smelled like the lunchroom trash barrel. You smelled bad. So I would Thanksgiving sometimes...

And I'm being for real. And if this is incriminating, cut it out. I would drive through my neighborhood like at dusk when it was dark and people had their inside lights on. And I would peek and watch them eat like their Thanksgiving. Like a little bit. Like I would just drive through the neighborhood. I wanted to see like did people dress up? What color is your tablecloth? Dress up.

Are they colonizers? Is this THE Thanksgiving Day? Yes! No! No, is this Thanksgiving 1? Is this the fir- Are you Columbus? Who are you?

Are you Paul Revere driving through at dusk? Who are you? You're not my friend! What are you saying? Strange thing to say. I tried it once for Christmas. Mom didn't let me leave. I wanted to watch kids open their pr- no, okay, no, no, no. Oh my god! No, no, no, no, no. It sounds way worse, but I'm a man of God and I'm a good person. I'm just curious, bro. I like to experience other people's lives. No, no. If this can't come out, then it can't come out. But you know my heart.

I know your heart. No, it's going from a place of loneliness. I think you need a therapist. This isn't good. I think you need to talk. No, no. I'm just curious. No, it's good. It's good. Watching people shop, what are you putting in your bag?

Deadass, you don't look at people's grocery carts and say "What are you ingesting?" Deadass, you don't look- Okay, thank you CJ. You have to peek at people's grocery carts. Yeah, you're peeking at their cart. That's the same- I'm peeking in your window. You're like, "I'm peeking in your second family room." You're watching Family Feud, you're like, "Ballsack!" Like you're giving answers and stuff. It's an onion! Onion! Well no, now I feel weird.

Well, no, then cut it out. Oh, leave it. Your intentions are great. Your heart is pure. It's it. Just a weird activity. The driving is because I'm curious if people are real. Thanksgiving, I want you to experience. I want to see what, like, what are they eating for Thanksgiving? Honestly, you're going to be the type of person, and it's going to be amazing, but they're going to have to kill you afterwards. But you're going to be the type of person because of this curiosity, right? Curiosity killed the cat. You're the cat right now. You're going to die because of curiosity.

A big pussy cat! I had paws as a kid, like furry paws. It was one year for Halloween. I was gonna wear a black morph suit and be a cat. Mom said no. She did tell me no sometimes. They were like, "Mom, take them big ass paws off." Bro! This just isn't real. I had a collection of 18 Slinkys. It was the highest point of Slinkys I ever got and I twisted them all up at one point. Preston got real mad. Shot me in the eye with a Nerf gun after that. Swear to ya.

What were you saying, though? No? All right. I was just wondering. You were saying something, though. You've never peeked at a Thanksgiving meal. That's what we've concluded. I'm sorry. I was going to say something, too. You said, be positive.

Oh, you're saying the government's gonna take me out or something? Oh yeah, you're... I don't even care. Oh, the government is gonna take me out. You're gonna be the guy that, because of your curiosity, you're gonna go follow a family one day, and they just got a little Costco, like, $5 rotisserie chicken. You're gonna go, my eyes are actually hurting right now. They're trying to close on me. You're gonna go watch them eat it. But before they close their curtains, you're gonna see them untake off their suit, and they're gonna be like aliens. And then you're gonna see them, they're gonna see you see them, they're gonna kill you or the government will. Or they are the government. Yeah.

I thought I was getting chased by Jehovah's Witness one time. And I said, it was before I knew who they were. I said, why are they on bikes at my house? I didn't know. Is that insensitive? I'm telling you something honest here. I can't say it. See, he's giving me the eyes. I can't. Okay. Well, never saw a suited bicycle rider before and it confused me. I said,

They're here for me. I'm not gonna lie. I thought a Mormon one time, I thought a Mormon was a... What?

I thought a Mormon was a debt collector, so I told him to piss off through the door, and I felt so bad afterwards. Because I thought he was trying to get my mom's money. It was the summer. I was home by myself. He was at the door knocking. I saw pamphlets and a white shirt, and I was like, man, this guy is really going after it because it's hot as hell. So I'm knocking. I said, piss off. He goes, I'm here to spread the word. I was like, oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I still didn't answer the door, though. Oh, man. No, I do have a...

Say it, say it, say it. It's so good. No, no, no, that's too far. I was genuinely confused. I was like, that has to be the men in black. I was like, they're suited on a bicycle. Jehovah's Witness. You know what I mean? That's a lot of miles you're putting on that bike. It's so good. Oh, my God. The You Should Know Podcast.

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How'd you do that? How'd you do that? We were in Oklahoma. And, no, it was a Hyundai Santa Fe. It was a Santa Fe, not an Addis. Those are great cars. Great car. We were checking out our friend's Santa Fe. They just got a new one off the lot. Beautiful creature. It's a nice boxy. It's like a Teemu Defender. God bless. It's like a great value Defender. Like a great value Ranger. Beautiful car. You got the Amazon discount on that one. 100%. Definitely got the promo code.

And there's a function on it where on the outside you can click forward or backwards. Yeah. Okay? Yeah. Like, the car's not on and you can move the car forward or backwards. That's sexy. I like that. It's like if you need to like... It's a real car. This is a real car. A human's ride. It's a car. Tell me you wouldn't follow that home. Hell no. Tell me that ass couldn't guide a wise man. What does he say? What does he say? Tell me how you ran over your foot. Yes. Almost. Almost.

the key thing. So we're testing it out because, you know, we're just, we're looking at it, it's beautiful, whatever, da-da-da. God bless. And she goes, yeah, you can like move it in the parking spot forward or backwards without having to turn it on. Okay. So my dumb ass, I'm so used to holding my key fob. So I clicked what I thought was the forward one. It was the backwards button. I'm standing right behind it and I literally go, that thing starts going back and I was like, oh my God! And it,

Wait, this was an adult? This was like three weeks ago. This was like three weeks ago. I was imagining Lil' Cam. I was like, why do you have a keybob as a kid? Grown man. I was looking at the car because I wanted to see it move. It was one of those things, if I don't see it, I don't really believe it. Oh, now you're like that. Okay. All right, you sheep shepherd wolf guy. So I literally was looking at the car, did it, and it went right on my foot. Hit the shoe, though. Ankle's good. See, you missed it. My ex-girlfriend in high school ran over my foot in her car. We were in a heated argument, and she said she was leaving me.

and she went she we're in a fight she ran through her car and i chased her because i thought i was in a love movie and i said no baby no and i ran and she slammed the door on me i said i was grabbing like i was like don't leave ran over my foot what she's in a pathfinder okay this is bad this is bad oh no you're gonna lose okay i thought i was in a love movie too right

So at the time, I'm not going to say too many details. At the time, I'm texting a girl that I presumed was my girl, right? She's at a house party, three streets over. She's at a house party, three streets over. So what do I do? I get in my car. I drive past the house.

I'm banging her phone right. She's not answering. She's probably not answering. I go, hey. I'm like, come outside. She comes outside. She comes to my car. We're talking for a little bit. And I'm basically trying to say either I want to come to this party or I want you to leave the party. Neither happens. She gets out, walks back in. So she said she's only going to be a little bit and then she'll leave. Spun the block.

It was like 30-45 minutes, I'm capping. It was like half an hour. You ran out of gas. I just spun the block for half an hour. But every time I did, bro, I literally thought I was in a movie. I would spin and I'd go like this. I'd go... I'd get real low and not want to be seen. And I was like... I'd peek and I said... And then I'd spin and I'd see a friend, a friend of mine walking in. And they're like... They go, hey, Cam, what's up? And I was like, oh, uh... Like, what's up, bro? They're like, yo, you good? What are you doing?

This is where it got real bad though. I was like, oh no, I'm just cruising through. I heard about the party. I was going somewhere. I don't know. I'm like 17. I'm not cruising anywhere. So then I drive past. A couple more laps. Then I come out. The same friend left something in his car. He comes back and he goes, what are you doing? And I was like, he said, what are you doing? And I was like, I just had to tell him. I said, oh man.

Shorty's inside. She's not coming out. I can't go in. This just isn't hot, bro. I'm just not feeling good. So I finally gave up. She lied to my face. She was not 20 minutes. She lied to my face. I went back to the bed, crawled in my bed, turned on Netflix, and I was sad. You know the funny thing about that story is probably whenever that friend said, what are you doing, went back in the house party, he probably went to that girl and he was like, hey, girl, you know Cam's out there looking for you. She went, really? It was a different party. You have a bad time with your girls at house parties. I'm like,

Oh man, she popped up like a miracle. You said what? Groundhog Day! Six more weeks of summer! Oh, is it? Where? Me and CJ are gonna have to have a meeting.

Oh, no, I do think the government's going to take me out. Oh, that's good, man. Because house parties are going to take me out. You know, I think the government's going to take me out because I'm starting to figure out satellites. What? That's not what they say they are. What do you mean? Those definitely are not like how we get power. Teach me something. Of course it's not how we get power. It's not how we get power. Maybe I started my research on the wrong foot. Wait, what's the point of a satellite?

Isn't that how our phones turn on and shit? Maybe... Maybe we... Maybe I don't continue with what I was gonna say. I gotta rewrite my thesis. I'm not understanding. Satellites aren't for power. I swear to God, I thought that... I thought this is what powered our phones and that's how we're connected to this stuff. Are you nuts? Batteries. Charging. Is that how you power the phone? So... Satellites for service. Internet. Uh-uh. Internet's in the ocean. What? Yeah, but it...

Gotta redo my thesis. See, I was coming from, I thought they meant that's where the power comes from, and I was like, that's the sun. You're using the satellite. You did research something wrong, or you were like half awake. And those wind turbine things, bullshit. I've never understood those, and it kind of makes me mad. You can't blow on something hard enough, and you power my house. Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? I cannot turn my arm fast enough and charge my toothbrush when it needs a recharge. I can't do it. I promise to God I can't do it. I can't.

I was like, that big-ass fan's not turning on my microwave. Yeah, no shot. So we figured out satellites aren't for power. No, not at all. Do we know what they're saying they're for? It's not for power. What are we saying? Because things had power before satellites were... That's why I was saying the sun was here first. Correct. And we didn't have the internet. Also correct.

I might have done my research a little drunk. What are satellites used for? Some take pictures of our planets. Some take pictures of other planets. Some take pictures of the sun and other objects. These pictures help scientists learn about Earth. Are people in the satellites? Other satellites send TV signals and phone calls around the world. There you go. How many satellites do we have going up there? I don't know. Like four or five? Take an honest guess. I would say four or five, and that's a high number for me.

Because the ISS is up there. There's 9,900 active satellites. So space is... It is taking over. We've taken over. In Earth's orbits. How does that happen? Now explain that to me on a real note. We have 9,000 metal tubes up there floating around taking different pictures. And we know... And we're not going to go back to the moon. No, but deadass, I'm saying like...

If I were to go to space right now and be by a satellite, I'll float into Evanescence. I'll float into the existence of the Earth. But the satellite is just staying there? Yeah. No. Big string. No, not big string, believe it or not. Big magnet. How are we keeping it? Magnet's closer. Gravitational pool. So why am I not gravitationally pooled whenever I'm going?

So why am I not gravitationally brutal? Because... Superglutatory and gravitationally brutal. Because if you were right there, you would be pulled back. You'd have to be further to get outside of its ring of force. So wait. So why is the satellite not getting pulled back down? Because... They found the sweet spot? How'd they stop it right there? They found the G-spot. They kept it right there.

And they're just working. They're working at this. No, deadass. It's not too far. Are people taking it there or are we just shooting it up there? When did we stop sending monkeys to space? I want to see another monkey in space. That'd be crazy.

I don't think that's the safest. Did it have a little helmet? It did. It was in the whole suit. He didn't make it, did he? I think he died. I'm just kidding. I think he made it. No, he didn't make it. Can you check that, CJ? His name was like Maurice, wasn't it? That's from Planet of the Apes. That's the big fucking Planet of the Apes. The smart one. CJ, can you see if that monkey made it? It says he died on impact when his capsule's parachute failed during re-entry.

That's so sad. What was his name? Albert II. Oh, the first one. Why is he the second? What happened to the first one? I don't know.

Albert won Paris too. June 14th, 1949. That's bullshit. We were sending marsupials up into space. No, not marsupials. We were sending apes. Yeah, orangutans. We were sending apes into space in the 50s. And we're in 2024 and we don't want to go to the moon because it's not profitable. Yeah, right. What was the biggest hot air balloon that blew up? It started with an H. Can you look that up?

It's called like a big ass like what are those things? Oh the huge ones. The huge ones. The goofy movie. Yeah like the hot air balloon. Oh they went around the stadiums when we were young and they brought coupons. Yes yes yes but the big one. I love those. The big one that blew up. Yeah there was one about it was like the Macy's day. No no no no no. It was like it was in black and white before the earth had color. It always had. That is a strange thing. What is it called? When was the crayon invented?

That's a fantastic, holy shit, you just did something. When was that a thing? Oh my God, you just made me tingle. How? Hello to you. Good morning. Crayon, crayon. How'd they harvest all those colors? What is a crayon? Collection of colors. No, no, what is it? I ate a crayon one time. I shoved one so far up my nose they had to call the local fire department. God bless. What was it called? No, I'm going to figure this out.

Okay, I'm not, but they showed that in class 15 times in a row. Oh, your teacher was... Because it was the first woman or something, and it blew up. Maybe I'm mixing things. My teacher in... My 10th grade teacher in English had his degree in bioterrorism, and he taught English. How'd he end up there? Don't know. Strange guy. P.E. teacher one time, I guess, partied too hard, bent over to pick up the dodgeball's blood stain on his butthole. That's so true. That's so true. The You Should Know Podcast.

all right we're back on topic we forgot there was recording yeah that was that was uh that was sincerity and genuinity at its finest you want to know what me and cam talk about in a stall bathroom hello here we go you want to know what we talked about at s'mores campfires never had one you scratched my back when i asked for it i do hello bark what you know we've talked about this on a where were we i don't know there's some we're traveling it's strange yeah and we need to address it to the public we have to

Actors and actresses, right? When they're in costume and all that makeup. It is...

Ungodly job. It's kind of scary, and I don't believe in it fully. Wait, okay, wait, no, no. That's not where I thought we were going. What do you mean you don't believe in it? Where do you think we're going? I was talking about how, like, crazy it is that they have to, like, sit in that. Like, imagine Vecna sitting down in a chair all day. That's what I'm saying. Oh, okay. What do you mean you don't believe in it, though? I'm saying imagine, like, at a lunch break, and you see Saruman the Wise go and order a latte. Like, that's not, that shouldn't be real. Okay, it's genuinely, okay, so say they get there at, like, 5 a.m. Bro.

Bro, they're sitting there for hours. Like six hours. Some people, it depends, like Vecna and shit from Stranger Things. Man, hell no. Six hours every day, put on all this makeup. They got to make it the same as every day. You shoot all day until midnight. Then you got another hours taking it off. So you're eating, you're pooping, you're peeing, you're taking naps in the Vecna costume. Bro, that is, oh my God. Oh my God. Imagine with your gnarled fingers trying to wipe that.

To hell with the fingers. Do they leave a hole for your butthole? Well, I'm sure they have, like, it's not a full body thing. Oh. A lot of it's CGI. Oh, that is.

They probably just do the face and the CGI of the body. They put those little red dots. They literally did the makeup and the art all the way down your body and they just left you a little bum. Just a little hole. Like, Spider-Man talked about that a lot. I just saw CJ sniff his armpit. That is feral. You wild boy. I saw a thing of Spider-Man he was talking about. The suit was very hard to, like, do anything in. And that doesn't seem right to me. Because it's so tight. It's not like a costume. It's, like, made for movies. So it's, like, look good on camera. Would you enjoy that? Do you think you'd enjoy it or hate it?

wearing makeup all day for like a dope ass role that you've like dreamed your whole life oh well if i'm getting paid i don't care it's gonna suck in the moment and the the hard part about me is gonna have to be still doing the makeup oh my that's the part i couldn't do possible for me and it's so long a small talk i honestly this might sound crazy even as a grown man though the only thing that could keep me still for that long i'd have to have a game system there

Because when you play a game, you're in a different world. If I'm watching a movie, if I'm watching a show or something, I'm going to be fidgety. I'm going to think about peeing. If I'm sitting there playing Search and Destroy and I got a one-on-four situation, I'm not thinking about anything on the world. I'm literally sitting there. I'm going. I'd have to. But that shit, it seems so... It doesn't seem...

I feel like there's a way they could be more efficient about it. They're starting to now. That's why they're CGI-ing everything. Because there's no way you're going to put something on me for three, four hours. We film for ten. You take it off for two. We sleep for six. And we get up and do it again. And that's for months? Yeah. But there's nothing. The fact that I hate that they're going to CGI now because I love. Like, there's nothing better than, like, actual, like, physical, like, costume makeup. But that's the best ever. Like, okay. You're not going to.

I'm not even going to say it. I was going to say look at the orcs. I don't know what that is. Look at the orcs and the Uruk-hai in Lord of the Rings and then go and look in The Hobbit. Bro, they went to CGI and they tried to make them too different and it looks bad. Real people in costume? Exactly. Ten times better. Like damn near almost every time. I watched the Flash movie that came out. Well, it came out on Netflix. That might be the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Have you seen Madam Web?

Yeah. That might be the worst movie ever. That might be the worst movie ever. Adam Webb is awful. Flash is awful. Awful. What is... There was one more. It's...

Whatever movie that is where the mom runs in a forest for an hour. Oh, my God. You told me about that. And you didn't believe me. Bro, she is on a jog for an hour. It's on Amazon, right? Yes. That is the worst movie I've ever watched. Yeah, they were watching this movie and it was like one scene. It was like she was in a forest holding her phone. Long story short, there's like an active shooter or there's something happening at the high school where her kid's at. And this mom is on a jog.

i kid you not she starts this jog at like the maybe seven minute mark of the movie like she wakes the kid up sends him to school she goes on her jog but the whole time all the way up to like 56 minutes bro she's still in that damn forest yeah on a jog running and it's like she trips and falls she just finds a stranger asks for help they don't help her she's hearing the news she's calling friends she's calling ex-husband and it's all in the

Jock, sorry. Oh my god, that was the worst movie ever. Yeah, I remember y'all telling me about that and I will never watch it and don't watch The Flash unless you want to watch a horrible movie. Let's get Mama Liv on. Mama Liv is back! Mama Liv on a vodcast! She back, she back, she back, she back, she back, she back. Girl, you look good. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You look nice, you look nice. I feel like a...

How are we feeling? Everybody good? Everybody's okay? Everybody's good? Yeah, we're good. We're good. Well, Coz, Cam, and Mama Liv have a huge announcement. We're having a baby! Yeah! Let's go! Oh my goodness. The YSK baby is on the way, y'all. Look how cute this is. We're having a little baby. Oh my God.

Sorry that mic was in the way. Oh man my heart's racing This has been probably the hardest secret to keep from everybody so yeah, that's why

In the distance lately. I've just been super, you know. I didn't like lying to y'all Koala Club members, but she's been going through pregnancy. That's why she hasn't been there 10-minute talks and extendeds and stuff. Yeah, unbelievably emotional. I'm starting to kind of feel it now too, but we're having a baby. And he's having it again. And he's not. Like, he is.

It's been hard for him to keep it in, too. CJ's all smiles behind the camera. Everyone else, pretty much our close friend group and family, they've known for a minute, but...

Now all of y'all know, and man, we can't wait. My fingers are shaking. I'm getting emotional. Sorry. I just can't wait to be a dad. I'm super excited just because we have such great support, everybody around, especially the YSK fans and family. It has just been great, and I'm so excited. What? He's just crying. But yes, we're excited. It's honestly...

Yes.

And this baby is already so loved and has so many people in its corner. I think that's probably one of the biggest things. I'm just like, damn, this is going to be dope. We literally had that conversation last night. We were driving home. I was like, Cameron, this baby doesn't even know how loved it is already. There's just so many...

There's so many great people in our corner, and I just can't wait to watch Cameron be a dad. It's probably one of my favorite things in the world because he's such a good human already with his friends and family, and just watching him be a dad is probably good.

gonna be the best thing ever yeah tell us about uh whenever y'all found out with that initial moment yeah so oh so when we found out I we went and worked out like we were leaving the gym and we went to a tropical smoothie and I just wanted to eat everything in that tropical smoothie like I wanted to order everything off the menu and at the time I was like oh it's probably you know

womenly hormones. I was about to start my period. You know, all the things. I was just like, oh, it is what it is. But I told Cameron, I said, no, this is different. This is a different feeling. I said, can we please stop at Target and get a pregnancy test? And Cameron's rules were, which...

the right to be, you know, because we've gone through things where I've taken a pregnancy test. I said, yes, we can get a pregnancy test, but don't take it until you miss your period or until, sorry if that's, but that's how it works. Don't take it, whatever, like just have it, but you're good because in the past, she would take the test, it would say negative, she got sad. So I just didn't want her to get sad for no reason again. So we go home, we each had to

which we always talk about poop. We each had to use the bathroom. So we both go to separate bathrooms and she was like to hell with Cameron. I'm gonna take this test. I did. She took it. It was positive. She FaceTimes me and she doesn't even say a word. She goes, are you by yourself? You're in there? And I was like, yeah, I'm by myself. I'm taking a shit. Like I'm not gonna be with anyone. She goes, okay, look, holds it up. And I was like,

No way I wiped my ass so quick. I plus I ran in there. Oh my god All different brands she didn't believe it She was like shell shocked because it literally when I say like I set the five minute timer like this like it says to do on the little thing But I continued to kind of just walking around and just doing little things in the bathroom and then when the timer went off I was like, oh shit, I

There's two lines there. I was like, wait, am I just seeing two lines? Because I want to see two lines. I was like, all the emotions. And we sat in the closet, cried a little bit. Tears of joy. Those were our first set of tears right there. We found out pretty early. So it honestly has been a hard secret to keep because some people don't find out until their six or seven weeks. We found out about four or five weeks. So we've known for a while. And y'all seeing this right now, Liv is just now, I think, out of her first trimester. There you go.

There you go. Boy, all the moms out there know. And if not, she'll dive into it more on this week's episode of 10 Minute Talks. You can go over to Patreon and watch that. But...

She was struggling. First time I saw her. Apparently, that's the hardest one. Yeah, I won't go too much into that on here on YouTube. But if you want to go into it on Patreon, you can. P, I have a question for you. Oh, no. He's like still looking at her. I have a question for you. Tell us about your moment when you first found out. There were definitely tears there, too. Y'all recorded my reaction. We did. Whatever. We posted somewhere at some point. Honestly, I don't really...

Because you know me, I've been there since y'all have started being together. And it's something y'all always talked about is having a kid. And Cam's my best friend in the whole world. And so I was like a surreal feeling. And I was genuinely just shocked that it's actually real and it was happening.

and because i thought about the moment a bunch of we've all we've all talked about it a lot yeah and then it was actually the moment we were watching a mavs game at my house yeah and live was being weird but i didn't know what she was being weird about but she just didn't she couldn't keep the secret from me anymore oh my god i know i was begging i was like just just wait just sit on it just wait we can do something cool and she was like no i literally have to go home or tell him right now she's like i can't sit in a room with all of our friends and just and just hold that we were all

We were all just in there watching Mavs game and I just got news of something like crazy and I was like, ugh. Word vomit. Yeah, and then I immediately just started bawling, crying. I cried my contact out. Yeah. It was bad. The first question he asked, he said, is he y'all's? Yeah, he didn't ask that. Who else would it be? I've got five videos. Yeah, we'll throw it in here. No, but before I go, I have to tell you guys something. What is this? What is this?

You playing with me, I'm gonna fight somebody. You're gonna be Uncle Finn! Oh no! Oh shit! It's yours? Well yeah, but it's just one of these. Oh wait a minute! Oh, oh, Liv! Oh, what the fuck? Oh, my heart, oh! What the fuck?

He was so like worked up he said is it y'all's? I really don't remember asking that because I was that's that's that's such a patent thing to be asking

Who else would it be? What? I was overcome with happiness, and it was, I don't, yeah. No, I'm bad at that. No, that's good. And it was like, I immediately looked at Cam different. Yeah. Like, not in like any type of way. I was just like, dude, my best friend's a dad. Like, he's like, that's crazy. That's nuts. Like, I looked at you like you were 65 now. I was like, he's actually like grown man. That's what I'm saying. It's crazy. People always joke, like, mom and dad,

Yeah, people always call us mom and dad, but now it's like actually mom and dad. Yeah. This will be the first baby for, you should know, LLC, obviously. This will be the first baby for the friend group. So first, it's checking a lot first. First grandkid for her mom, her mom's side. Second on her dad's, like sixth on my mom's, because my siblings are fully grown. But yeah, it's...

It's been a journey. Y'all finally know. We're so happy that y'all get to know now. It's been a long time. We had to wait for the tour to end. We knew it the whole time at the tour. Oh my God. Everybody's like, where's Mama Liv? So sorry. The meet and greets. Literally, some of them, she was over a toilet. Some of them, she was just asleep. I had to keep lying about her missing a flight. She didn't miss a

Yeah, she was there. She was fully there. Her feet were fine. Her stomach wasn't. She was pregnant. So she loves y'all. Next tour, she'll definitely be taking pictures and stuff. Well, congratulations to y'all. Thank you. I'm very proud. You did A, it works. It works. It works, boy. It works, boy. It works. Come on now. Let's go. Yeah, that ain't work, boy. But you know, I'm very excited to be an uncle. I,

I'm going to love that kid. I'm going to love that kid like it's my own. Y'all see how he loves Ruby? Wait till it's a human being that has eyelashes and pinky hands. Pinky fingers and a little gut. And it looks like both of y'all just mixed up together. Oh, my God. But since this is such a big moment, I have some gifts for y'all. I got some gifts for y'all. We're going to start off as a group gift. Here we go for both of y'all.

Uncle P. Jesus Christ. The baby's not even here. I know. Hold on. The baby's not even here. Y'all close your eyes real quick. Oh, God. Oh, God. Closing our eyes. Keep your eyes closed. Hold out your hand. Oh, both of us or Cameron? Both of y'all. Hold on. Oh, God. I'm nervous. This is for you, kid. And that's for you, Lynn. I'll tell you to open on the count of three. You stepped on my shoe. Sorry. All righty. First gift. One, two, three.

Here you go. Go read them in the book. Hey! That's lit. Oh my god! Oh my god! Number one baby daddy and in the back says pull out game week.

Oh, hey, it works. It works. Number one baby mama, number one baby daddy. I'm about to put this on. I love that. Yes, we should put these on for the rest of the episode. Okay, y'all go and throw those on. Now y'all got y'all shirts on, number one baby mama. Thank you, Uncle Pete. Yeah, no problem, no problem. Oh, my God. We got some more in here. Close your eyes again. Why? Eyes closed. You're...

You're an amazing uncle. All right, hold your hands out again. Gift number two. Oh, God. I heard a clink. Yeah, what? Here we go. And y'all can open three, two, one. I have to pee. What did I say? I have to pee. I have to pee. Let's go. I honestly have had to go pee 20 times just in this recording. No. Oh, my God. Y'all don't even understand it, bro. I already had a...

dad bladder before. Yeah, so throw a human in there too. The boys have seen it. She's been non-stop in the rest of your mind. Says best dad ever. That's my goal. I really do want to be the best dad ever. Thank you, P. I said, what are you like, are you worried about? Because Cameron did this whole thing. He's just been like butterflies and rainbows. You know what I mean? I'm just like, all the things and he's like,

- There's no reason, there's no, 'cause there's no, that's my biggest, like not worry, I just want, that's the only thing I can think of is like I just wanna be a great dad. - Y'all are gonna be great parents. - There's no reason to stress ourselves out over stuff that's not even happening yet. - I have to. - Y'all are gonna be great parents. - I love this.

No, you're done. The next gift is not for y'all. It's for my niece or nephew. And it's going to be a toy for them or a little thing that they can use. All right? Okay. On the count of three. Y'all don't have to close your eyes, but I'm going to bring it out. Okay. It's the first toy for my niece or nephew. Ready? It is a stuffed koala over there. That's lit. Here you go. Go ahead and grab that. That's lit. Take them real close to the mic real quick and then press that button. Oh, no. Oh, God.

What the fuck? Are you Donkey from Shrek? But he said it's Uncle P! You are a sick, sick man. Anytime they miss me, they can just hit it. That almost made me cry. Every time they'll look at that. Don't cry, Liv. That's their Uncle P. Don't cry, Liv. I'll cry. I'm not. Cry, Liv. Cry, Liv. Cry, ready? I have honestly... I have not cried a lot during this pregnancy. You broke the mom.

Yeah. No, that's for my little niece or nephew. They can always have a little Uncle P next to them. That is so cute. What if that becomes like their whoopee and they sleep with a koala? It'll probably be with them 24-7. It's Uncle P! I'm sitting there rushing to file my taxes into the background. It's Uncle P!

I'm like, no! Honestly, you know what we can do? We can show them that attribute on it. They wouldn't know. The what? I'm kidding. I said, we don't have to show them that. Oh, oh, oh. Here we go. I'm just kidding.

That is insane. That's so dope. Oh, my God. Oh, she's crying. No problem. No problem. I love stuff like this. That's so genuine. Why are you... I have one more. What's in the bag? I have one more gift for y'all. God, please. And this is a serious gift, and I hope it helps out. I hope it all goes directly to my future niece or nephew and y'all's child. Why are you... What? Here's a...

$2,000 for whatever y'all need for, I don't know, diapers are expensive and all that. So it's $2,000 for y'all. Are those fives at the park? Bro, no. Y'all can get some strollers and all that cute shit y'all want. No, you're taking it. Take it, take it, take it. It's for my niece or nephew. Peyton. There you go. They can have a bunch of cool toys or shoes or whatever y'all want to do. I don't know what kids need. Oh my God.

- He'll go. - My last lady's gonna hate me. She'll be like, "Olivia, every time you come in here, "your lash retention sucks." - Peyton. - Peyton, thank you so much. We appreciate that. It'll definitely, like we said, this baby is already lugged. It's not even here yet.

i'm gonna get a hell of a tattoo i'm just i'm kidding i leave i leave tomorrow i'm inked up no i'm kidding bro you don't have i'm giving this back no you're not no you're not you know whenever that's my niece or nephew i'll take care of them all right anytime that is uncle p's that's you know you love that's what i'm saying bro you love our dog so much like i don't even understand how you're about to go about this human being like i'm scared

No, I'm not gonna lie. That's that's crazy, bro. Well, thank you so much. You're gonna be great parents and it's a guy and so I'm excited. I know. I'm trying not to look. You can get that really nice stroller you want. Your Nuna stroller. I said we can start a damn GoFundMe fat stroller. That's some bitches expensive. Actually, there's one more. What are you doing? Go on.

This is a pinata. We don't even know what the baby is. I know, but on the inside there's a gift. What? On the inside of the pinata there's a gift. Oh my god. Oh my god. So do I have to break this? You're the best gift giver. Can I... However you want to get that aggression out. I'm like, for all the times she called me that. It's like couples therapy. Oh, I'm sweating. Okay. You gotta get aggressive with it. Just... Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, get in there. Get in there. Yeah, that's nice.

Yeah, yeah. Open that up. Get in there. There's nothing in here. Yeah, you greedy bastard. There's nothing left. It's just a piñata. I just wanted you to bring the piñata. He said piñata. I was like, what's in here? You're the goat. Oh, my God. That's funny. CJ, that was CJ's idea. He killed that. That is so funny. Oh, shit. I said there's nothing in here.

Oh shit, I'm... That looks so bad on my part, you bitch! Oh my god. And Liv just went, "You're the best gift, Camry!" And then she goes, "Ahh!" No, I'm just kidding, I'm kidding.

Yo, oh no, yeah, there's nothing I don't know how to get shit in a peanut. I don't know how that works. There's absolutely nothing. It says press here to fill. We actually didn't do any investigative research before we did that. We knew can't was going to be. Oh, okay.

Well, I love y'all on Hooman. Let me see that. Oh, yeah. Show him that balloon. I forgot. It's got some extra haunches on the side. I don't know what this is. That's how it stands. Oh, my God. I see it.

Oh my god! Oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Okay. Okay, I thought you really just took his leg off. That's a leg. We can put him on the set, and that's our intern baby. Intern baby. Oh, we're gonna put this little bastard to work. We're taking 10%. Other kids are gonna learn ABCs, he's gonna learn CPMs. He's learning thumbnails and viewer retention. Even his back, his little curls in the back look like a little face. It's like eyes and a nose. Oh, yeah. Two curls on top, three in the back. Oh.

Well, one more time for Coles, Cam, Mama, Liv, bringing the first one in. Let's do this. We're going to have all the babies. A little village. Hey, you're going to have one, too. So is CJ. So is Pierce. Well, let's slow down. So is Rye. So is Sanjan. So is Javante. So is Ashlyn. We're all going to have babies. I'm the cool uncle for everybody. You're the next one.

Let's knock on some wood here, huh? Before we get out of here. You didn't knock? Before we get out of here, y'all's kid one day will go back to this episode and watch it. So I think we should all send a message to your future children. Oh, God. To my future child, all I have to say is always be yourself and just know that your mom and dad are always going to be in your corner no matter what. That's very sweet. There you go. That's very sweet.

That's very good. God, my stomach just turned. So my baby boy or my baby girl, first and foremost...

I love you, your father, me, your dad. I love you so, so, so much from right now, from the second we found out, for your entire life. I will always have your back. I'll always be in your corner. And I will do everything in my power to give you the best life that you can absolutely just even imagine. So I love you forever. Oh, here we go. That was very nice. That was very nice. I'm Uncle P. Uh...

I'm not good with emotions. That's why you have fun at my house. I love you, and yeah, I can't talk. You know how much I love you. I'll do whatever for you, and I'll protect you with my life. I love you. You have great parents, and hopefully I'm a fun uncle. All right, I got to get off of this. All right, there you go. Good stuff, bro. Good lord. All righty. I thought this was a regular recording day. I'm over here sucking tears. That was fun.

Oh, and everything we said in the beginning of the video, that's your parents and your uncle, so don't forget that. You don't get to watch that half yet. You got some freaks in your corner. Yeah, for real. I can't wait. I'm so glad that we're able to talk about this now. Oh, my God, I know. Like, the cat's out the bag. Out the bag. Finally. That's honestly crazy. It really is. It's honestly insane. It really is. Like, I think it's going to be so...

Unreal when we drop the patreon video of being in the delivery room seeing live on that table with the Cam has a gopro on his head. I'm like, all right guys. Here's your cta. Is it a boy or girl final set? No, yeah, they're dead. No, I was kidding that part but that just like I'm not gonna lie I really can't even put into words the first time that i'm gonna hold my either my son or daughter

like it's unreal even thinking about that moment it's like my whole body just got like warm in a good way but it's like it's terrifying like it's unreal it's just it's unreal it doesn't even make sense like yeah i don't know and seeing y'all too i think that's gonna be dope too like when the baby comes out i'll probably be the first one to grab it from the doctors or whatever say hello take him or her to her mama or his mama i said her

give it to its mom and then sit there and just cherish that but then like the mom your mom will be in the room my mom stuff like that after they see it and everyone just seeing the baby like it'll be a surreal moment hey don't ask me to hold it i'm not going until it's about six years old you're gonna hold it when it's when it's out when it's out you're gonna have to hold it y'all gonna hold it i gotta get a picture so scared bro oh bro you just gotta hold just be you just gotta hold i remember holding

It's gonna be swaddled up so it's not loose It's gonna be nice and tight and all you do cut hold its butt so it can't slip out and hit its head That's it midsection just floating midsection float. Okay. Well, it's kind of like on your arm Okay

There you go. Shoulders are a bit weird on you, but it looks like you're about to put in a master lock. Yeah. About to put in a half Nelson. Oh, you have your dad's head. Yes. In your mom's eyes. He does have dad's head. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Hey, take his leg off again. Oh, no.

I can't wait. Oh, I can't wait. Oh, man. I might dedicate a house or a room in my house. A room in my house just for my niece or nephew. That'd be a little playroom for him when they come. I hope so. I'm just kidding. It should be like, hey, have fun. That'd be dope. Oh, man. You ever watch the podcast?

They'll probably love the podcast. They'll probably be y'all's number one fans. Oh, okay. Well, we can end the episode here. We can end the episode here because that was a lot more emotional than I thought. It's too real. Yeah. Golly. Well, all right, everybody. Episode 121. Thank you so much for coming back. Mama Liv is back. There's no more hiding in the shadows. Ten Minute Talks are here. I have a bad day. Unless she has a bad day because she still is pregnant. Still pregnant. Believe it or not. Pregnancy is not three months. It is nine. She is still fully in the race, but...

She's back. She's going to be more active on her socials now. There's no more hiding the secret. We love all of you. Uncle P, you're an amazing uncle. You did not have to do any of that. Me and Liv love you so much, and the baby loves you. I knew that'd get a little tear out of you or something, but you're fantastic. CJ, we love you too. You're just behind the camera, but we love you, Bubby. Thank you for everything. Make sure you come back for next week.

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