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You ready? I am ready. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast episode 100. Round of applause, please. Let's go.

Let's go, let's go. Hell yeah, it's awesome. Hey everybody, welcome back to the Uchino Podcast episode 100. One more round of applause for episode 100. We did it. We did it. We did do it. We did it. Bring it in, buddy. Hey, proud of you. Proud of you. I'm proud of you. I'm more proud. I'm more proud of you. My hand's on top. Yeah, I love...

Hello, good morning. There's so much confetti everywhere. It is episode 100. Hey, everybody. What? Scale of 1 to 10, how tight is your crotch? I have tight crotch syndrome.

I'm at about 11.3. The pants are tight. It feels like someone has mangled my manhood and is literally trying to make a closed fist. Now, episode 100, for the audio listeners, we are wearing suits. You can't see, and we're not wearing socks. Rented tuxes with no socks. Yeah, I'm not going to lie, though. I know it's episode 100. The whole theme is unity, and we've made it. I got socks on.

You do? I have socks on. You boozled me. I have socks on. Have I been pranked? You are raw dogging a rental boot when you have talon and helmet toes. That's a federal crime. Okay, you want to know? I have a small layer of fabric. At least I have the decency of knowing what to do when I'm wearing a suit. That's very true. Damn it. Hold on. I knew I was about to. Okay, and a special. Okay, before we start, if you're new here, if you haven't already, and you look below, you see the subscribe button isn't pressed. What are they, Cam? You're wrong. If you look even more.

more below the acn comment section fulfilled with your name guess what even more wrong go and feel that out get your good karma hello my god it feels so good to have you here whenever i do it i love it i love it i like it now let's break down what episode 100 is going to be we have a packed studio here with everybody that has been here since episode one y'all look so good we have the whole family team behind us this episode is going to be riddled

with surprises, announcements. But before we do any announcements, any surprises, like I said, episode 100 is going to change the You Should Know podcast forever. You got to stick around through the whole episode. You don't know when it's going to come.

It's going to randomly pop up. A surprise will be coming to you. But before we do that, I think it's only right we pop a little champagne. It's a celebratory. Let's break something down real quick. Let's break something down. I know I'm the hardest on us. I am the hardest on us. I give us a hard time. But it's because I want the best for us. But I think episode 100 is the time where we sit back for a second and we appreciate what we've done. Now, first things first. Do you need help? No.

Now, first things first, Cam joined, obviously, and that's where we started the 1-100. For the first, how many episodes were you a teacher? If my math is mathing, let's see, back to summer of 23 was, so I would say around, what was that?

Six, seven months. So about maybe all the way up to 65-ish I was teaching. So from episode one to 65. And we're only on episode 100. Cam was a full-time teacher. He would go from teaching to coaching basketball.

to driving 45 minutes in traffic. - Oh God, no, in traffic is about an hour 10. I love your buddy, give me those miles guy. 'Cause if I ever get audited, it was an hour 10. Hour 10 in traffic, swear to God. - And that '07 Honda Pilot. - '07 Pilot. - Dealing with children all day. - Man. - Coming here, giving full energy for me, for this company, for this podcast, and for all you watchers and listeners. So one time, round of applause for Carlos Cam.

Thank you, buddy. Thank you, buddy. And then some milestones that we hit from episode 1 to 100. We hit 100,000 subscribers. 100K. Dude, I remember that like it was yesterday. It was so amazing. It was so surreal. Speaking of, you were in your classroom when we hit it and I was FaceTiming you around your students. I was. I actually demanded some of the students. I said, what are y'all doing right now? I said, okay, you're done with your work. Just be here for me in this moment. Exactly.

And then now we're pushing up on half of a million.

That deserves a round. That deserves a round. That's crazy. Some more statistics from episode 1 to 100. We were top... We charted multiple times. Top 5 comedy podcasts on Spotify. Yep. We also hit top 15 podcasts on Spotify. All podcasts. All genres. All genres. And we've also sold out one...

Three live shows? Three live shows now. Three live shows. God, we've been blessed. God has been watching over. Very blessed. You should know podcasts. Highly favored. The most important thing is we have the best fan base out of everybody. When we meet you on the streets, whenever we go to live shows, we do the meet and greets, the energy, the comment section, the discord, the watch party, all of these things, we're...

So blessed and so thankful for y'all. Y'all do things that most other podcast fan bases don't do, so don't ever go one day without knowing how much we appreciate you and everything you do. One time for the UChino podcast fans. All right, all right, all right, Mr. Sappy, since we already had that, it's not as sappy. Oh, my sweet Jesus. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

And that goes to show there's never a dull moment with Yushin. There's a hole in our ceiling, and his entire leprous is drenched, and it's going to be sticky. You did? No, you did not. My wife just said she shook that bottle up. She's probably thinking I was going to open it, but joke's on you. Your couch is soiled. And this is the new one. We switched couches. God, I don't even have a flute. I don't have my flute. Okay, but while he's pouring up his own glass, because it always seems...

Thank you so much, Ryan. Thank you so much. Yeah, I guess I'll drink air. Pretty cool. I'll drink air. I'll drink air. Yeah, I'll drink air. I'll drink air. There you go, Kim. Guys, I promise you this is going to be a regular podcast. We have topics. We have everything. But we just want to take some time to appreciate this moment. We've worked very hard for this. It's been a lot of ups and downs. More ups than anything. So going back to that, right? Yeah. Even though Peyton's the sap god and he knows how to pull at heartstrings, right?

This man, I'm about to be honest too, this man deserves his flowers as well. And he always ends up pouring a bottle while he's getting talked about or responding to an email. He doesn't know how to take the love that he 100% deserves. So...

What do you want me to do? How do I act? I want you to sit there and listen to these words because they're 100% true. Okay. So, yes, I did work hard. Yes, all of our friends worked hard. Yes, you have worked hard. Yes. But not a single ounce drop, drip, nothing. None of this would be here if it wasn't for you. You had free education, denied it to chase your dream.

You were a promising athlete, denied it, left it in the past because this is where your heart truly was. Yes. So to say we worked hard, it's a true statement and it's very honorable. Thank you. But you have 100% worked harder. None of us would be in the position we are without you. You chased a dream relentlessly. You have constant ambition and you absolutely followed what your heart was saying. And I believe that is for a reason. So without you,

You should know would not be a thing so round of applause to uncle buddy. Can I get a hug? You can't get a hug? Um

Yeah, I'm not done. I got a little more. I got a little more about Uncle P. I can't take it. He can't see. He can't take it. So that's just the origin story happiness in giving him his homage, as some would say. I say flowers. Well, flowers, homage, they're synonymous. But Uncle P works relentlessly, like nonstop, and to a point where his loved ones, we need to tell him, yo, like,

You can come hang out for the night. And he's just so... He is dedicated to this for y'all. So I know he already tapped in on the fans, on how amazing y'all are. But he literally, like almost every second, he is thinking, what can we do for them? How can we make this better? What went wrong here? What could go better in this next one? So he's always on his grind. So it's just nothing but appreciation. So yes, you are hard on us. But I believe you're more hard on yourself and fans.

That has gotten you and all of us to where we are, but you should definitely, you know, give yourself more praise and more flowers more often because you are a hardworking man and you deserve it. Thank you. Thank you, Cam. I appreciate that. That's very nice. That's very nice. I actually do have one more. One more. It's not about you. No, it's not about you. I can't fucking take it. No, it's not. He's like, I'm crying over here. What if I looked at him and there literally was water running down and he was just like, you damn glasses. We look like the men in black. We do. We do.

You're the man in white. Last one. I'm the man in white. I'm the man in white. Hello. Last one is a very special shout out to four people that I know are watching right now. His parents. Oh, yes. My parents. Oh, my God. To wrap it up quickly and not go into both of them, it takes a lot for your side to...

Just support a young man that has free education, that could continue on college, that could continue and get a degree, that could stay in this, some would say, cookie-cutter field and whatnot, to just support him when he said, Mom, Dad, yo, I want to drop out. This is what I want to do. This is what means something to me. This is how I'm going to impact the world. So your parents did that with open arms. It's more love than you could ever imagine and supported you the whole way. Thank you so much, parents. Mama Harden, sexy bald-headed Daddy Harden.

Thank you all so much. And I want to thank Preston as well. And Preston, yes. He doesn't know this, but he's been my biggest inspiration my entire life. So,

Thank you to all y'all. I did not intentionally leave you out. You're just not his father, Preston. No, he actually hates you, Preston, because of your feet. I love you and your feet. They're amazing in person. And then thank you to my parents as well. It's obviously a different story, but me saying, hey, I'm going to stop teaching. I'm going to stop this guaranteed job that I can do for a long time and build a pension and all that. I'm going to stop this.

to do something that I want to do and support my friend and believe and put all my chips on us. And so it takes a lot from y'all as well. Obviously it's a different kind of dynamic, but thank y'all for believing too. I want to thank your parents as well too, because I remember I had a conversation and I'm not going to say exactly what I said to your parents until it happens, but I don't even know if they'll remember this conversation. It was just, I think it was either me and your mom or me, your mom and your dad.

all in their kitchen. And I said something to them about you, about the podcast. It hasn't happened yet, but it is going to happen. And I want to thank y'all for not making me feel crazy when I said this because their reaction to whatever I said kind of solidified that I knew it was going to happen. So thank y'all for believing in us. So shout out to the parents of YSK at one time.

Alright. Tears and everything, they're over. Enough of the sappy shit. It's like I take off my glasses. I'm like, let's take a toast to episode 100 and then we're going to get right into this stuff. It got so bright. It's so quick. Good lord. Cheers to the You Should Know podcast. To the You Should Know podcast. All the people watching, listening, cheers to your water, Red Bull, or champagne, if you got it. Or whatever you're doing. Hello.

oh okay that's good that's fantastic that we did this but i think before we get into any of the regular you should know podcast stuff i think it's time for the biggest surprise in you should know history now i'm gonna need everybody in here i need all three of y'all to turn around i gotta grab it out of my bag i need all three ryan you're included turn around i need you to to no no no i need to honestly do not look back here like close your eyes whenever you're doing that don't look in that window

Yeah, look away and close your eyes. Please, please, please, please, please. I'm not going to hurt anybody. I'm not going to lie. I'm not eating anything today. No, no, no. You're not eating anything. This is the biggest surprise in You Should Know podcast history. Nobody knows about this. Are you ready? Close your eyes, everybody. Now. Oh, God. Everybody close your eyes. If something touches me, I have the right to hit it. If something touches me. Everybody. One, two, three. The new logo of the You Should Know podcast. Oh, shit.

The official new logo of the Ushino podcast. What? Yeah. We have officially rebranded after 100 episodes.

I don't know if y'all know how hard this process was. I do look good. You look fantastic. Bro, what? That's the new logo of the You Should Know podcast. It's only right. It only makes sense. The other one was whenever I first started it, and it carried on because it caught quick, and I wanted to do it right. And I feel like I hit the nail on the head with this one. Hopefully it's good. Hope everybody likes it. We all approve. We all approve.

Okay, it's very bro. So you will never see the you should know podcast Logo without cams facing it ever again. He is the you should know podcast We are the you should know podcast and this is now the official logo of the you should know pie. I'm like a lot My eyes are watering Yeah, and even cooler bro, you go I'd say something I can't say much you go ahead go I was just staring at it. It's like it's so surreal Yeah, oh shit

You cry? Don't cry because I'll cry. I'm not trying to. I wasn't expecting that reaction. Now I'm crying. It's just coming. Yeah, well, I'm going to be on my phone for a little bit. I'm really trying to stop it. Like, it's like my heart's just getting warm. My eyes are watering, dog. Same. It's bad. Don't look at me. I feel like the bachelor party all over again. Oh, don't look at me. Okay. Well.

That's gonna be, uh, uh... Every... Ah! I can't keep looking at it. I can't look at it. I can't look at it. Uh, no, I... First off, whoever made it, wherever you got that from, I look good. I finally look good. I finally look good. That was my main character made of me. I always look disgusting. I finally look good. Oh, shit. Wow. Ugh.

Wow, I wasn't expecting it to be an emotional thing, but now it is. That's why that's why that's why I never told you. You don't even understand. I've been asking. I was like, yo, do I need to bring something for this surprise? Like, what is this surprise? You keep saying, bro, that's going to be the Instagram, the YouTube, every branding. We're going to release merch with this logo on. So, yeah. Oh, man. So, yeah.

The official you should know. I'm very happy with this. It feels better. It feels right. I like this a lot. And I want to shout out to the creator of this. And what makes it even better, the creator of this is a fan of the You Should Know podcast. His name is Logan McClellan. Shout out, Logan, man. I want to see his Instagram. I'm going to link his Instagram below in the description. He is a fantastic artist. The crazy thing is I was just randomly going through my – stop looking at me, bro. I'm good. I'm good. All right.

The crazy thing, I was going through my Instagram request and he made a logo of your face in the thing. Just your face. And I said, that is fantastic. And this was a while ago. Bro, I do look good. Bro, I've been hiding this for so long. So many times and you've been snooping on my, like not snooping on my computer, but that's why I haven't put my computer for the ads recently. Because like the off chance. I thought you were just a lazy bastard. No, I was like, I was trying to keep you away from my laptop at all chances. Now I feel horrible.

I was like, I was trying to keep you away from it. My parents... Damn. My parents reviewed it. Oh, my God. Whenever we're off camera, I'm going to show y'all...

so many trials of different people I've gone through through these months to get this done. So bad. And I want to show you the other ones. That's why I'm saying praise to Logan. I normally look like an ogre in fan drawing. Logan's Instagram is going to be put right here so y'all can go follow him. He is a part of UChino Podcast history forever. He made the new logo. So one more time for the new logo of the UChino Podcast. Thank you.

I'm very happy with this. I can't hug Logan, but I gotta hug you. Just another hug. We're still hugging. I'm glad you like it. I was really worried that you wouldn't like it. Bro, that's fire. That's so good. It's so good. I go, is this not me?

Wow, bro. Wow. That, yeah, biggest surprise is... That's why I was saying the You Should Know podcast would never be the same, and it's not. It is exactly how it should have been, how it should be. So thank you for going 100 episodes just looking at my 18-year-old face. I was going to look at your 18-year-old face for the rest of my life, so that's fine. Another cheers to that, and then we're going to get into the rest of the episode. We're going to do an ad break and then get into the rest of the episode. Say less.

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All right, we're back. We had to get our tears out. Yeah, I had to literally go grab bathroom tissue and dab the eyes. You know, I'm yeah, I didn't think it was gonna get that sentimental. I was like, I didn't be really cool. You know, podcast, but you know, all the thanks we said at the beginning. Yeah, it's like when I looked at that, all of it got balled into one and just like hit me in the chest and I was my shit got warm and I was like, Oh God, it's happening. Yeah, I've been sitting on that for so long and the fact that it's finally out. It feels so good. Shout out to Logan again. Shout out Logan, bro. That's amazing. Um,

Fantastic for keeping it a secret, but screw you at the same time. Golly. Because you were like, I know y'all are at it. You were like, what is the big surprise? I feel like I should know the big surprise. I asked him every day. I was like, bro, do I need to prepare something? I was like, what is this? Am I bringing something? And every day I'd have to lie and be like, no, no, I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you. I got it. I'm just like, cool, you got it. Yeah, but that was the thank you part of the podcast. But before we end the thank yous. Okay.

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There is a massive, massive thank you that has to be issued. Big. Last one, I promise. And then we're going to get to the funnies. We're getting to the goofies. We're getting to the stories. But you already know who we're about to thank. The one, the only, the HBIC herself, my beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, loving wife, Mama Liv. Mama Liv, one time. Round of applause for Mama Liv. So I'm going to say my piece. If you want to say something, you can. Oh, I do. But Liv has been amazing.

I talked about the parental aspect of trusting me, leaving my job, but it's that times 10 when it comes to my wife. Yeah. So me and my wife had set careers together.

To look at someone that's there for you every morning, every night, in bed, when you wake up, look right into her eyes, and she just believes in me 100%. It gives me an unmatched confidence as a man that I have a partner that just absolutely believes in me, loves me, respects me, appreciates my work ethic, and I'm getting emotional again. Yeah, y'all are my f***ers. It's y'all's segment. I can't. I'm going to cry.

But she's been everything to me. And this is... My voice is cracking as shit. She's been everything to me. Like, just a rock. And my words are... I'm losing my words. But hold on. I'm going to get it. I can't. I'm a nasty crier. So if I cry, it's going to be gross. It's going to be gross. So I just got to breathe. But to say a thank you to Liv would be an understatement. She is...

I mean, she has been there since day one. She took on, I mean, like an unpaid role as our assistant. She's doing so... Anybody that got merch, she fulfilled the order. Anybody that got an email, that was her responding. She speaks to our agents. She writes notes for us. She takes notes in meetings. She has her own ideas. She willingly said, hey, I would love to have my own thing for Patreon. All the Koala members that have built a community with her. And now she's here. Oh, don't look at me. That's why I'm looking at the confetti. Yeah, but...

I mean, she, a true day one. She has been here from the jump. She was there in Arkansas when we shot our first ever episode together. Oh, my God. She helped with that. I mean, she's literally just been there since the jump. She was there with just on the phone calls that me and Peyton shared about when I wasn't even on the pod, when he was just running ideas past me. And to say, again, to say a thank you to Liv is almost meaningless. Like, she deserves so much more. She's done everything for us. She really is like...

We're the podcast, and she is the glue. She helps us in so many ways. Words can't even describe it. She's just amazing. And then the wife part just brings it to an even deeper level, and that's why I was getting emotional because it's different if she was our assistant and did all these things. Just a worker. She's my lover at the end of the day. And she...

My lover. Like, she's just there for me in every way, and it's amazing. She's been on my ass when I need to edit things. She's been on Peyton's ass. Like, she really is Mama Liv, and she's just so special. She's just so special. I'm telling you, my words are... I'll pick you up. Don't worry. I'm going to have to look at the confetti because if I look over there, I'll see her. Like, as soon as my eyes go up, it always locks in with Liv. So I'm going to look at this nice confetti pile we made.

So like Cam said, yeah, Liv was there for the beginning, not only for the beginning of when Cam came on, but from the idea of me dropping out of school. And she's always been so supportive. Even whenever we were just in school, she was like a second mom to me. She would take care of me when I was sick. She would wash my hair. That's okay. So sorry to interrupt. No, you're good. That's literally where that's where Mama Liv comes from is from her relationship with this man. Like,

that's where the the joke of mama live comes from like he was he was so close to me and we were roommates and she was doing things for him as like a second like mom away from home like it's just it's unreal her her love her heart is just so big yeah yep all right mama live

Hey, God damn, why are you crying, dog? I can't look at you when you're crying, and then I'll cry. I know, I'm sorry. All right, so now I'm going to turn it. Funny stuff. I can't just go into funny stuff. Please. I can't just go into funny stuff, so I'm going to say another announcement real quick. Oh, shit. I love you. Another announcement. We have more. Don't look at me. I love you. Just don't look at me. I know I can see it through the camera. Oh, shit.

Another announcement, not the biggest announcement yet. We have another big announcement coming later in the podcast, but we'll be on Twitch. Yes. Let's go. The Twitch is live right now. It's twitch.com slash Peyton Harden. So just go click that, follow that. For those who are wondering what the Twitch is going to be like, everything. You thought I was weird here?

wait till you see me live. So, uh, it's going to be cool stuff. It's going to, everybody's going to be in it. Cam, of course, live Ashlyn, Ryan, everybody's going to be in it. We have some great things planned for the first stream ever, which is coming in a couple of weeks. Uh, whenever we get off this first leg of tour, uh, there's going to be so exciting. So many fun things coming. I felt a way being like, I only get to talk to them once a week. I don't

I want to talk to them on Mondays. I want to have an avenue where we can just live talk to each other. And TikTok is a big platform. We have 3 million followers on there. I feel like everybody that's in that chat room is not really a fan. I feel like the people that go over to twitch.com slash Payton Harden, link in the description, they'll...

They'll be like, I'm here because I want to be here. It's like a Discord fam, but with live communication. It's going to be so fantastic. You know all the amazing moments we share in Discord and all the funny things that are shared constantly. It's like that, but now it's like immediate responses, talking with them immediately. One of the first things I want to do on Twitch, I've never said this to you. We're going to play 2K against each other for $5,000. What?

We're going to do a $5,000 2K game. Bro, I don't know if I can do this. I was like, I don't know if I'm willing. Maybe 500. I don't know if I can cough up. Going on Twitch, it reminds me of the summertime. I don't know. Whenever I was creating the account, and y'all see it, it just reminded me of summer.

It's a strange thing to say, but... Do you remember summer? Middle of February, but... Do you remember, like, summer as a kid? Summer as a kid was fantastic. I had a buzz cut, and I'd pack my army men and my wrestlers, and I'd go to my grandma's. Wait, what? Yeah, I'd pack a duffel bag. I'd bring my WWE ring, all my action figures. I'd go to my grandma. She had a fireplace. I'd prop it up, and yeah. No, one thing I did in the summer... Okay, I need to know if your parents did this to you in the summer. I need to know if y'all's parents did this to you in the summer. Chip you off. Okay.

Excuse me? Mine would get rid of me. They'd say, hey, take that big-headed kid, pack that nasty blue duffel, send him to Meemaw. He's like, we can't have you for eight hours a day. Oh, no shot. But my dad, every summer, would get me math booklets. Hell no. Y'all didn't get math booklets in the summer?

I got Yu-Gi-Oh cards in Millsbury. No, it was literally like a hundred page paperback booklet that was laminated, not paperback, but laminated front booklet. And you would sit me and Preston down and you'd be like, y'all got to do 20 math problems today. And we'd do that the whole summer.

Maybe, maybe, hot take, maybe that's why you dropped out. You were getting extracurricular shit from like seven up. And by the time you hit 20, you're like, I'm done. I can't, I don't want math problems, Mark. No, he would be like, I want money. I want freedom. Like, he would be like, you gotta stay sharp. School's coming around. And he would be like,

And he would go... We would drive like 35, 40 minutes to go get these booklets from this specific place where they had them. They were sought after that much? They were supply and demand? They were vintage? I remember he'd take us to the bank, too. It was a shit day when we had to go get those booklets. And...

And also... That's ass, bro. You know what makes it worse? Whenever the Scholastic Book Fair came to the school. Do you remember the Scholastic? I loved the Book Fair. Oh my God, you get those Dirk Nowitzki posters. Oh my God, I had one. Good. No, I got some blood flows just now thinking about it. I had a Tim Duncan for whatever reason. I had a Timmy too. Never liked the Spurs. Appreciated Tim's game, but never liked the Spurs. Don't know why I bought it. I think it was just a basketball player. He was the only one there. But everybody else is getting... Harry Potter. Demi Lovato.

You know what Mark said? Hey, I'll give you this $20. You better get that book. Every book fair, he would make me, he'd say, sometimes he would say, you can get one poster, but you have to get one math booklet for the summer. It would piss me off. And me and Preston would be sitting at the dining room table. He'd be like, whip it out.

You want to know the lamest thing ever in book fair when I think of it? I just thought of this. What? So my mom, every book year, I would just get, book year, every book fair, I'd get 20 bones. Yeah. Okay, 20 bones in a back rub. She'd say, hey, you got to get one book. I'd get 20 bones, right? The books that I would get, either Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Magic Treehouse, Captain Underpants. They were all around five bucks, right? Five bucks. Posters were about five bucks. The pencils and shit, all the cool stuff. You got pencils at the book fair? It was a swag item. You were that kind of kid. Because if you didn't have pencils to go...

You would flex your pencils? I literally had a collection of pencils and I played sumo wrestling in YMCA one day after school and I stabbed myself with my own collection. The nurse had to put scissors in my stomach to get the lead out. Please tell me they were at least mechanical. No, they're wooden. You got number two yellows? I had about 60 different patterned wooden pencils, double rubber banded in my backpack, put it around as a shell one day, bumped it and went...

And I went, I don't feel good. And then I told my YMCA counselor. I said, hey, something's wrong. I started bleeding through my shirt. They took me to the nurse. She used scissors to get the lead out. Still have the lead mark to this day. That's so strange. The weirdest thing I did with like pencils and that kind of stuff at the book fair is I had to get the attached erasers. I'd get those. Like Hello Kitty. It was like 25 cents a pop. Hello Kitty's a bit, it's a bit much. I would just get the little diamond ones. I'd get a pink diamond, but not a pink cat.

Anyway, one year, my mom handed me the 20, routine work, right? Yeah. The same time the book fair was up, there was this little jewelry pop up. I said, you know what? I'm going to surprise the hell out of my mama and I'm going to get her a bracelet. You got your mom a book fair bracelet? No, no, no. It wasn't a book fair. No. It wasn't a book fair. It was a jewelry shop. It wasn't even in the book fair. It was a thing where I schooled it. Bro, you were so rich. You were so rich.

Your school was phenomenally rich. No, it was not. Y'all took buses to field day. Mine was in a parking lot surrounded by cones. Your field day was asshole. Exactly. Horrid. You had vendors at your field day. Yeah. I had my dad get bit by a dog cop. A dog cop. You had funnel cakes and shit. Bro. All it was was the concession stand was open.

And Van Cleef came to your book fair to give you bracelets. Van Cleef did not come. Anyway, there was like, so there's the book fair was obviously, where was your book fair at first off? My library. If you would have said something like in the back closet, I'd be like, yeah, your school just sucked. I'm like in the science lab. Ours is in the library, right? In the,

opposite hallway there was this room for it was like a one it never happened again I never had a saw it again so it was like this one year I think it was like a fundraiser you know how they do like cookies and stuff yes I think this one was just like a jewelry one but it was the same time as the book fair because when you're six you don't make money you don't have a payroll so I asked my mom said hey can I get 20 bucks for the book fair so I go to school I go straight into the jewelry thing and I'm talking to this grown ass woman I don't know

anything about life. I'm like, I'm like, I'll go. What can I get? She's like, you can look over here. I'm like, okay, I'm trying to spend my mom's money on jewelry for my mom. Can you help me? She's like, yes. So I'm looking and

I guess I just liked the gold one, okay? I get her this gold bracelet. It was all 20 bones. It was 20 on the dot, no tax. Handed the bill, I get the bracelet. Came in a little thing and everything, right? Yeah, you thought you were popping. Bro, I thought I was the shit. When I tell you I bring this bitch home, hand it to my mom...

Bro, it couldn't even fit my wrist. Like, I didn't even try it in the store. I literally said, Mama, I bought you this. And I handed it to her. She's like, oh, my God. That's so, she was fantastic. Yeah, I know. She was like, this is the best thing ever. She's like, you're such an, you're angel scent. You're from heaven. You're the best. And she goes, put it on. She's like.

And I was like, I was like, mama? And she's trying to put, bro, the shit didn't fit. She never wore it a day in her life. Did your parents, $20 wasted down the drain. Did your parents put up like your artwork on the fridge? My mom has a fucking, a fucking, a two foot thick purple octagon that's like her keep safe shit. My teeth, hair, random. Your mom has your action figure. She keeps it in her pocket.

Yeah, my mom has... Wait, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, she doesn't. Your mom keeps your childhood action figures in the purse. No, she doesn't. She doesn't have them in her purse, but she has them. So, long story short... I love you, Lisa Goddale. Long story short, I might have been on the radar, whatever the case, a little twisted, right? I always had...

I had at one point I had like eight but I had three main ones they were like yay big like little three three and a half inch it was G.I. Joe I loved them but their body they weren't stiff it was like with the little elastic bands so it's like they were stiff but they could move and distort it's weird it's a weird toy right I never had that toy so it was like this big three different men I can tell you what else is that big stop it

So I'm talking about seven year old me. Stop it. Yep. You're a creep. Here we go. So I would always have them. So anytime I had to go anywhere with my mom, grocery store, go to me, mom's house, pick up a prescription, whatever the case may be. She had them in her purse to where when I was in the backseat, I said, mom, can I have my men? And I would just call him my men. That's a crazy thing to say. Like, mom, can I have my men? Give me my man. So I would grab the men and I, bros, it was the best shit ever. I was acting, I was having them jump off the car, a little arm rest. They're like, Oh,

I took a red marker one time and drew it on his face as if he was bleeding. Bro, like, it was the dopest shit ever. Did you ever kiss your Barbies? Never owned a Barbie, never smooched a toy. I don't smooch plastic. Don't smooch plastic. Wait, what? Y'all are creeps. No, okay, wait.

Order in the court. Yeah, to end that story, she still has those to this day in that keep safe. Because I had them everywhere for probably five, six years, bro. That's dope. Summertime as a kid has to be the best time ever. But you know, summertime as an adult can be even better. Why? I think it's time for another announcement. Oh. The You Should Know Podcast is going on tour summer 2024. And guess what?

Boom. I'm going to read out the cities right now. Read them. Dates, dates, and venues are tentative. They will be announced. They will to be announced. Not tentative because there's no dates heard. TBA, TBD, cities are for sure. Dates, you'll hear when we get close to it. Okay. You ready? Tell them, Dr. P. Can I say a couple? Yeah, say a couple. Here, let me see the list. You say left. I'll say right. Okay. Okay.

We are going to. Are you ready? Here we go. This summer, the Uchino podcast is finishing this leg of the tour. Hello. Which is going to be the same show that we've done. The same show. Spoiler alerts. The same show. So don't comment your favorite part. There we go. Because it's happening again. This summer. In a city near you. And then this is the end of this tour. There we go. We're not touring for a little while. All right.

We're going to Houston. Hey, H-Town, baby. I need y'all to clap after every goddamn city. Hurston. Hurston. I can't wait for this one. We're going to Las Vegas. I'm going to be like 500 on play. We're going to Philadelphia. Hey, the city of brotherly love. And the bitch-ass Eagles Cowboys. Sorry. And we're going to Chicago. Hey. Hey.

Chirac. No, I'm saying because he screamed and it made me nervous. But I'm so excited to go to Chicago. I have nothing against the Bears, but I don't like the Eagles. I love Philadelphia. Never been, but I don't like the Eagles. I've been to Philadelphia. It's cool. We are also going. We're going to take a little trip back to Colorado.

We're going to Denver. We're going to Denver. Denver, baby. We are also, might need a little bit of lotion, a little sunscreen. We're going to the hot, beautiful city of Phoenix. We're going to Phoenix. I love Phoenix. And we are also going to where? Washington, D.C. Washington, D.C., we're going to the capital. I'm going to be the president of the United States. Woo!

That is the cities we are going to. Leg two. The You Should Know Podcast Tour. This summer. Summer 2024. Summer 2024. That is what? A mere three, three and a half months away? Yeah, it's coming up. It's coming quick. We're coming to you. And you will see us. You will see us. It's going to be gorgeous. It's going to be fantastic. It's going to be amazing. One more time for all the people, in case you didn't hear him, because he was very explicit with it. So you probably did. But in case you didn't, it's the same show. This is still...

The 2023-2024 tour. So this is just the second leg of it. Same show. Don't spoil it for others. They deserve the same reactions that you got. So don't spoil it for anyone. We're coming to a city near you. All those cities. We will be. We cannot wait to see and hang out and be with y'all. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by our friends at Liquid IV.

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I don't look good? It's giving job interview, both of us. Like, I'm thinking stepbrothers, like, with a job interview. Yeah. But then I thought, I was like, bro, wait, he's never had an interview. Like, you've never worked a corporate job. I never have. I want to know how it goes. I feel like I'd be really good in a job interview. In a job interview. I feel like I'd do fantastic. Because I'm a good, like...

You think you'd be good in a job interview when you can't even, like, you get stressed in a Kroger, like aisle nine. You're like, you think you'd be good one-on-one. They're asking you, like, personal questions. Yeah, ask me something, and I bet I can do good. Say you were the boss at a job, and I'll do it. Let's do it. Say less. Peyton, mock draft interview. Here we go. Never had a corporate job. Put you under the gun. Oh, my God. Watch this first question. Hold on. You ready?

Thank you for your time today. Thank you for showing up. It means a lot. I'm Peyton. I already know that. I accepted your application. I actually screened through it. So what do you know about our company? That's not fair. You have to say what job it is. That's why I asked that. You're like, all right, you pick the job. What would you work? Okay, let's say we're at, we'll do something easy, Dick's Sporting Goods. Would I wear a suit to that? You're not going to wear a suit to it, but Dick's Sporting Goods. No, say I'm a lawyer.

A lawyer. I would never be a lawyer. You failed the bar every time you took it. You could never be a lawyer. It took me three years to complete two of my basics. Keep going. Chase Bank. You're a teller. Okay, I'm a teller at Chase Bank. I'm not good with money. How's it going, Mr. Harden? Thank you for your time today. I really appreciate you showing up. I wasn't done talking. Yeah, don't interrupt me. That's kind of how the corporate office works. So I was wondering, are you crying? What are you doing? Are you crying? You shook my hand really hard. I shook your hand hard.

Sorry. You should be. I want the job. Why do you want the job? Excuse me? Why do you want the job? I think I could do good. Is your thing too tight? You seem to be slouching. I don't think you're getting enough oxygen. That's not, that's not a job. They asked me that in a job interview? Yeah. He's being mean, right? I'm not being mean. You were choking on your own saliva, so I said I think your shirt's too tight. Okay, ask me again. Ask me a start question. We're going to start again. Okay. How's it going, Mr. Harden? Thank you for your time today. Thank you for showing up, sir. Thank you for your time. Just tell me something about you real quick.

I'm Peyton. I know that. I'm 24. I also know that. I'll reword it. Tell me something that wasn't on the application. Tell me about you. Why are you scratching your face? You think Chase Bank's funny? No, I actually like... You think our institution's a joke? I played basketball in college. How's that going to help you? How is that going to help you with a teller? That wasn't on my resume. You said not to say something that's on my resume. Maybe something that can add value to this. I worked at Orange Theory in sales. Okay, I want you to look at this real quick.

So we're in my office because I work good and I got promoted, right? Why are you whispering to me? We're in my office. You can speak like a man. Why are you shaking your head no? You don't believe what I say?

You need an oxygen tank or fan a van you're gonna drive off. Oh my god You want to get in the vault you're trying to get the jobs you meet inside guys fan van white Don't clear spit you've got a lot of spit with me so young man all right You know we're gonna go to this we're gonna the second question I always ask what would you do for this company if an armed robber came in? Okay, so

So not only did you not read our policies and guidelines on carrying personal firearms, but you would shoot it. I know the answer. It's your answer. There's not a set. I pressed the red panic button. There you go. Where is that located at? Did you do your research? Under the desk. To your right or left? Wrong. It's to your left. I'll find it. You'll find it? Oh, but see, I love how you think it's funny. In that three seconds that you might be finding the button, Rebecca is gone. Can you ask me more questions, please? I will ask you more questions. If you stop crying, creep.

What made you want to get into banking? You need money. I'm passionate about finance. Does JPMorgan look like a charity? I thought you were Chase. JPMorgan Chase. Do you know where you're at? Do you know where you're at right now, sir? It's the same. It's interesting how someone can have such a good haircut yet so little upstairs. I want to be in this job because I am passionate about finance.

Why are you passionate about it? I like money and how it works. How does it work? You lose it and you win it. So you like to gamble. You're a gambler. We don't actually appreciate gamblers in our institution.

Are you trying to achieve something or just bring me down? No, I'm trying to see if you're ready for the job because these are questions that any given customer can ask you. This is how job interviews go? And the fact that you're smiling, salivating, gasping for air, and laughing, I don't feel comfortable. I have a severe anxiety disorder. And that's why you're not getting the job. That's exactly why I'd say, you know what, next! Next! Let's try a more low-key job. You're trying to get a job at the deli guy at a Publix. I can't cook.

Give me something else. No, if I ever... If this ever ended, if the podcast ever ended, I will be under a bridge. You would be absolutely jobless. Unemployment checks. Were you in a gang as a kid? Did you have gangs? Like your friends? You weren't in a gang as a kid? We had a Facebook page called Bloody Diamonds. That was about it. It was like me and Sanjin. It was like me, Sanjin, and Austin. And it was about quickscoping.

What does the name Bloody Diamonds come from? I don't know. We looked up Google images. Bloody Diamonds. There's a picture. That was our banner on the Facebook page. Which I'm disgusted. Oh, nothing. There's three members. Probably not. Don't search it. I don't know. Okay, we had a gang. You were in a gang. No, but like, you know as a kid when you're riding around on your bicycles and you would meet at the little energy pumps? Oh, I did have outside time. You'd meet at the little energy pumps, right? The little green boxes outside of neighborhoods. Do you remember those? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

Did you just call those energy pumps? As if you could go up to it and just get a boost. I have no idea what those are for. Electrical box. Electrical box. Energy pump, electrical box. Do you need electricity to get energy? No. Yeah, no. Duh. Sure don't. So you met at the energy pump. Yeah, we would all ride our bikes. And what gang affiliation did you do? We would all ride our bikes and we're like, ours was called the gutter gang.

Oh my god. Yeah, that's just hard. GG's. Oh! Oh! GG's. The GG's. The gutter gang. This is absolutely solidifying my point that you wanted to be a Disney all-star. You wanted to be on a Disney billboard. We were the gutter gang. What'd you do? Steal newspapers? Play in the gutter. You steal...

We went into like the big sewage gutters that were like big. Like, you know how there's like a little hill and there's like the big circle, open circle, and you go through the gutters? We would play in those. We were the gutter gang. And then we'd pop up in the light. Like, you didn't want to see us when we came out the gutter. Like, we stayed in the gutter to keep the streets clean. And then we came out, something was happening. You were a master splinter. You were a rat. You were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. You didn't have a gang.

Like, obviously, no, like, blood in, blood out. We were just like, we're friends. Let's give ourselves a cool name. And then in high school... No, no, no, no, no. Oh, absolutely not. I don't give a shit about high school. You just admitted to me and Earth that you played in a gut... To think about you crawling out of a gutter. You've never played in a gutter? That's why you're the dirty one. Gutters were fun as a kid. You'd ride your bicycles down there and you'd get your flashlights. It's an aluminum tube! Of gut! Of gut!

Of shit! No, it didn't smell bad. Ours didn't smell bad. Oh, it didn't smell bad. It's literally where dirty rainwater, sewage, mud, and crickets go, but it didn't smell bad. It smelled like mahogany teakwood. I'm assuming not. Okay, answer me this. If you were a plain white Hanes tee in that gutter, you walked the distance and came out, what color is it? Probably brown. Okay. Mud. What's that? Mud. Oh!

Okay, what's mud? Dirt and water. And you smelled good? What did you do as a kid? You just stayed inside drinking Diet Coke, half bologna sandwich, and played Millsbury all day, listening to T-Pain like a cyclone? I did that when I was at my grandma's. When I was at my mother's house, I played football, and I was tackling other young athletes.

Yeah, I did that too after we got in the gutter. You were in the gutter with Razor scooters and tails. And it was so fun because there was a guy that was called the Airsoft Shooter in our neighborhood. And he was in a Ford F-150. It was all white. And I remember it was like this urban legend about him. And he would drive by Airsoft like kids on the street. And I think he was a high schooler. Oh my God. And I remember we were all so paranoid about him. And one day, the gutter boys, we came, the gutter gang, we would come out of the gutter, right? Yeah.

We peeked up out of the gutter and we saw the airsoft shooter. And it was F-150. And Tucker, it was his name. Tucker goes, it's the airsoft shooter. And I was like, no, it's not. And then all you see is the window roll down. And him go like this. And we took off running through the whole neighborhood. It was so fun. Swear to God. What bitches? You ran from an airsoft gun?

I at least had an airsoft on me. That's how I know we're different. I literally had a desert, a desert camo pistol. Spring action, so it wasn't that strong. But it was spring action. 12 bullets. Oh my God, my watch. 12 bullets locked and loaded on me. Just playing football. We actually... We...

I got up a garage one time because they were complaining about our football. Y'all were gay, so duh, I like that. Yeah, you fucking drove away and went, it's the shooter! It's the airsoft shooter! Run, Tucker! Go back to our gutter! Oh, I almost... Oh my god, if you and your gang would have crossed through villages...

We ran through the neighborhood, that's it, and I would run home. One of the most traumatic moments of me on a bike, I carried my entire 2000 Yu-Gi-Oh card collection in a lunchbox, a big lunchbox at one point. Were you selling? No, no, no, I was just going to another friend's house to trade, show trunks, you know, it's terminology. I was on a bicycle, he hit a bump, whole thing popped open, 2000 cards on the street. How long did it take me to get all of them? I would assume a long time. I literally hopped off and went...

Do you ever wipe your ass a little longer than you need to? 100%. Oh, my God. 100%. Not for pleasure, though. You sounded like for pleasure. Well, just like you feel like you see. You look at the toilet paper. I don't still do that. Oh, yeah. I only look on the last one. You know what I'm saying? You go to the last one. It's empty, right? And you're like. I'm done. Flush. I have a little itch. And you just keep going. Thank you, Liv. What was that hand? You just said that. You pinch in. You go like you.

I know I'm clean. What is this? But it itches a little bit back there. What? And I want to keep going. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What? What? Look at me. Is this? You don't do this? I fold mine perfect. No, I fold it too. But then I pinch in the middle. So I'm like this. You don't wipe your butt like this? You're excavating your asshole. Yeah, that's like a claw. Yeah, you got to get in there. I actually just did that. Yeah, you got to go like this.

No, I'm saying, like, how do you... So I'm like this. Like, I'm like this. I'm like, okay, I'm good. I'm good. Oh, look, the last one. I'm done. I can walk up and I got my bidet sprayer, my tushies. I'll go in there, spray it, and I'm like, I could use a little more work. I could use a little more fun back there. I think that's 100% fun and pleasure. You're a creep. You're a creep. I think the world knows you have dirty ass syndrome. Okay, just because I don't look at one, two, and three, I literally go, felt a little dry.

That's the thing. You gotta invest in stronger toilet paper. The fact that you can feel it, that's not like, and you don't wash your hands. Kim, you wash your hands? After some pisses, if it's just a number one, I can unzip and drop. You spilled so much liquid. So much. Oh, there's literally, you just spilled three different beverages. Three. You wash your hands after every time you leave the bathroom? After every time? No. When I shit? Absolutely. Absolutely.

I can count- I DON'T WASH MY HANDS AFTER I POOP! I can count the number of times I've seen you wash your hands. And I've known you for eight years, six years, whatever it's been. Doc, when I shit, I wash my hands with soap. You lie. Are you nuts? You lie in front of people. Are you nuts? Look at that shirt. Ask yourself that out loud. Okay, Tim. Are you nuts? Deadass. If God was in front of you, Jesus Christ was in front of you, he's like, do you wash your hands after every time you shit? Why'd you say that? After every time I shit, the answer's yes.

You liar! In front of the Lord Almighty! When I poop... You're the f***ing liar! I've seen you! When I poop... Cam, you're a liar. If I pee- Okay, the only reason you're saying that is because I sit to pee in the comfort of my own home. There's nothing wrong with that. That's strange. I sit to pee- Let it dangle, yeah. Do you ever let it- Do you ever have to pick it up out of the water? Ever? Yes, you do. Thanks, Liv. Hey. Don't do that. You're like, God, not again. Oh, you know what else you do? PPD? You know what else you do that pisses me off? What?

Please tell the people, how do you eat a chip? Hey, grab right here. What do you got? Penis. Why do you grab it like- Do I? Why do you grab chips like a damn crane machine? Why do you want me to grab a chip like you creep? Does anybody have chips in here? Oh, okay. I have this. Who ate my beet jerky? Who opened my jerk? First off, that wasn't yours and you spilled half the bag. Alright, say we have this, right? Say we have this beet jerky. Okay. See how I'm going in? You grab what you can get.

You do it. You grab one at a time? Hey, I didn't know you grew up by Princess Diana. Hey, I'm sorry. I have etiquette and I'm not the fucking claw machine from Toy Story. Why are you going like this? No, deadass. When you have a thing of Pringles, right? No, not even Pringles. You have a thing of goldfish. Yeah. So when you have a bag of goldfish, right? No hands. What? No hand goldfish. I never use hands on goldfish. Huh? Because there's a little spout. I just like...

Squeeze it and just pour it straight in the gullet. And I don't even use hands on goldfish. That's how loser you are. Such a small chip. Something that can just be tossed in the mouth and you're going grabbing hands like you're a crane. So you're going like this to goldfish. You're doing that. When I have goldfish, you open the bag only on one side and you can literally go...

Without getting it dirty. Why would I- Will you drink Goldfish? Bro, you're actively choosing to dirty all five fingertips. That's the best part! What if I immediately have to save my dog? What if I immediately have to answer a phone call? You can cheat on fingers on the dog, who cares?

The dog will lick your fingers. And you're nasty ass. You do this. You've had Cheeto fingers. You've let your dog lick them and then you lick them after. That's the kind of man you are. You're nasty ass. That's the same kind of person that drinks Goldfish. That is not true. That is not true. First of all, the fact that you use your fingers on Cheetos is disgusting. I thought we were talking about Goldfish. You said Cheetos. You said Cheeto dust. Cheeto dust should have been left in the fifth grade. Cheeto dust goes for everything that has dust in it. Cheeto dust should have been left in the fifth grade. I haven't touched a Cheeto in seven years.

I don't touch Cheetos. Why would I get dust, willingly get dust on my fingers when you can open? The dust is the best part because look, listen. You're a freak. You like going. I'll put a knuckle in my throat. Are you nuts? You need so much help. You need so much help. If there's anybody that's watching this right now and you drink Cheetos, hey, buddy, go like this. I guarantee you more people side with me. Guarantee. If you drink Cheetos, you belong under the prison. What do you gain from that?

You don't have orange dusty phalanges. Hey, listen. I can eat the Cheetos, same Cheetos as you, immediately grab my Xbox controller. Immediately edit. Matter of fact, you edit with disgusting fingers because your screen is abysmal. Your screen's abysmal. You've never heard of a wipe. You don't know what Windex is.

Hey listen Olive Garden Dress boy. You're wearing the exact same thing as me. If you don't go like this and grab like this, you never let him touch the palm. That's criminal. If you grab Cheetos and let him touch the palm, you belong under the jail. You grab as much as until the knuckle.

Like this, you're a claw machine. You're a claw machine trying to get a puppet. What does that gain? And then the fact that you grab... Because it's dessert! It's dessert after you eat. You take the Cheetos. I have enough substances in my body. My stomach is full. Somebody has to... But my tongue wants a little more flavor. So I have the... Oh my God, I got 30 minutes of Cheetos on me. I'll give you $5,000 if you suck what I just did. The worst part is if you were serious, I would do it. I would do it.

Would suck your finger for $5,000 on camera be a low point for me, but I would do it sell you right now You'd have to sell me first. There's no way I don't want to be your tongue bro. That'd be bad the fact that you just your cheeks collapse like you gave me an actual tutorial and not just instead of just faking it Oh, yeah You're a creep you can literally I go like this you do it. Oh

Your whole cheek collapsed. I was showing you how I sucked my fingers. Oh, they look crazy. They look crazy. Speaking of chips. No, hell no. Shut up. Speaking of chips. I'll go hand a beef jerky. Speaking of chips. You want beef? I think the best chip ever created was a Frito. There's no way. I know. I'm going to say this blanket statement. I know. There's no actual way that you believe that. I 100% believe it. It's the most diverse chip we've ever had.

The most diverse ship is a Frito. Fritos are the best ships ever. A Frito is like someone at a salt mine. Okay? Someone at a salt mine one day dropped their sandwich and their bread hit it. Yeah. There's absolute catastrophe happening outside. A Frito, someone's at a salt mine. I don't know what a salt mine is. It's where they get salt. Where they mine for salt. You know, salt mine, dumbass. They're at a salt mine on their lunch break. They drop their bread. Hit said salt. They go pick it up.

A Frito? Frito's not the saltiest thing you can taste. You don't put your tongue in the cup? Oh my god, put your tongue in a cup of a Frito and make it want to slap your grandma. You get the Frito dippers. Every Frito is curved. You sound so upset! No they're not, first off. Every Frito has a cup! No it is not. It's a skinny cup but it's a cup! It's like this. It's like there's some covers on my fingers. There's some Fritos that are straight as a board. Are you nuts? You welfare ass Fritos. Bro, Fritos are the saltiest chip ever. No.

Let me tell you why Frito is the best chip ever. It's the most diverse chip we've ever had. What the hell do you use Fritos for? Frito Chili Pie and Chili itself. Watch this. You got a Frito by itself. Fantastic. No one does that. I do. Sorry, I didn't grow up rich. I had to eat the last chip that was available in the chip box. I ate them too. Regretted it. But I ate them. Or I put them on a sandwich. So you can have them by themselves. Yes or no?

Of course you can have it by itself. Exactly. And then, oh my God, then you go to a concession stand. You get Frito chili pie. That's fire. That's fire. I'm right there with you. You use a fork with that, John. I'm right there with you. And then you can get a regular bag of Fritos barbecued. Barbecue Fritos. Those are gas. Gas. Those are gas. But that's not Frito. That's not Frito. And then. Yes, it is. That is an extension of Frito.

What's the name on the goddamn bag? Frito. Alright, so shut your mouth. Barbecue Frito. Honey Roast. Shut your mouth, Olive Garden. It's Honey Barbecue Frito Twist. No, they have regular cup ones. Yeah, the chili cheese ones are the regular. Chili cheese. So they got chili. They got the chili cheese. Okay. And they got the twist. Oh my god, that puts your tongue in a spiral. Oh my god. It would make you wake up in the morning with a regret. There's nothing I can buy out of a gas station that makes me feel more alive than that. And then guess what? You get a regular Frito. Say you just made chicken and rice.

So you made chicken and rice with a little bit of vegetables, a little bit of broccoli. You open a fresh Frito bag and you dump them in there and you mix them up. That's broke people shit? Dog, you ate chicken and rice and you put Fritos on it? Gave it more salt. Exactly. It's the saltiest thing alive. It's not the most versatile. Hey, sorry we don't all get gluten-free, sugar-free, fat-free-ass chips, loser-ass boy. Okay, let's do a quick poll.

Okay, are you open for that? I'm open for bowls. Okay, you can only eat one for the rest of your life. Cool Ranch Doritos or Fritos? Fritos. Because guess what I can do with a Cool Ranch Dorito? Eat a Cool Ranch Dorito. Guess what I can do with Fritos? Do whatever the hell I want with them. Chicken and rice with broccoli? Add me a Frito. Twist? Add me a Frito. Chili cheese? Add me a Frito. Sour cream and onion. Lay's or Pringles or Fritos. Who eats sour cream and onion chips? Who eats that?

Hey. That's interesting. One, two, three hands. Hey. There's three people in here and three hands went up. Interesting. One, two, three. Your breath smells like gingivitis. You're all nasty. No one eats that. You are eating a potato. Hey, I'm going to tell you with my own personal debit card. I've bought...

hundreds of the 32-pack of chips variety pack, not once, ne'er once have I eaten one of the sour cream ones. You know why? Because I don't like to gag when I breathe. I hate that. That is disgusting behavior. Do you know, imagine this was Family Feud. If that was your answer, it'd literally go,

Bing! With a one on it. You'd be the only person to choose Fritos over... You were literally the only person on earth to choose Fritos over... And you know what happens if you're on Family Feud and you said sour cream? 36! It's not even on the board. 36! It's not even on the board. 36! It's not even on the board. It's the second right. That's why your breath smells like ass! Oh, oh. Do we need to talk about ass smelling breath? My breath smells bad. Do we need to go a couple days back to the gymnasium? My breath smells bad in the gym. Your breath smells bad in the gym. You cleared the bitch out with a single yawn. My breath? My breath...

Let's... It's a little story time. We go to the gym. Two insane things happen at the gym. I'm calling Pete.

Bring bring bring me and Ryan. We're ready to go. We hit to the gym. He finally answers He stayed up late working hard like we said earlier. Yeah, I'll be there in ten minutes. I'm sorry Okay, all right bet so we warm up we get loose right P shows up hair disaster knees ashy as can be closed so small anyway So we pulls up to the gym right we're hidden good old chesticles. We're on a flat bench and

You remember? Is your memory starting to get jogged a little bit? I know you don't jog often, but this should be an easy one. I need to. So we sit down, getting loose with the band. Warm-up sets, right? We put your working weight on. It wasn't that much. You're like, that's my warm-up. We put your working weight on, and if my memory recalls, Ryan's spotting you, okay? Now, for your dearest of friends to say this, you go through your set...

Ryan's right there above you spotting you and he asked you Intimately as well. He said P. I'm only gonna ask you this one touch my shoulder He gave you the anti grab he grabbed you like an auntie with bad news. He grabbed you and said P I'm only gonna ask you once did you brush your teeth to which you responded with I?

Oh, of course not. Okay? So that's the first problem. So now where it gets really fucking interesting, let's just rewind, okay? Let's think what you had prior to eight hours of mouth breathing in your sleep. Let's go back to the food that was digested. You had raisin canes chicken for lunch, okay?

a Chipotle bowl with queso pico and cheese for dinner, and two Johnny Walker walk-dog blacks. You smell like a garbage pit to the point where your second closest friend couldn't fucking bear it.

and had to ask you if that was indeed what he was smelling. But I have the gross breath from sour cream and onion- Yeah, unbutton your pants. No, don't take 'em off! Your leg tattoo is so massive every time I see it. Oh! It was perfect timing when you took your pants off and confetti in the back went like you shitrocketed a confetti cannon. Oh my god, that was funny. So not only can you never speak on my mouth again,

Check your own first. That wasn't even the craziest thing that happened in the gym that day. What happened in the gym? This second one is 100% my fault. What happened? Remember when we were stretching at the end? So we're stretching at the end of the gym, right? It was like an active recovery day slash chest. We hit chest, but then we were just getting good old stretches, right? So I...

How can I say this? Through my time in college basketball, I had amazing strength and conditioning trainers, Gabe and Colton. Shout out to both of you. But I learned a lot of techniques, stretching the muscles, getting real loose and limber. So I offered to share them with Ryan and Peyton. Yeah, this is so bad.

I offered to share them with Ryan and Peyton. So I'm stretching them out deeply, intensely. I love when you stretch me out. Good groin, good psoas muscles. Everything's getting worked. I finished Ryan. He goes off to the red light therapy. I'm here with Peyton. So Ryan is a lot more mobile, a lot more limber than Peyton.

Peyton's stiff as shit, okay? He's like, my leg's not going to be able to go back that far. So I'm stretching. I'm working. I'm like, shit, you're tight, okay? What did you say to me? That's the first one. That's the first one. I said, shit, you're tight, okay? The guy in the back probably heard that. That was where his thoughts came in. Fast forward 10 minutes. I'm stretching his legs. It's a good quad stretch. He's on his chest laying down. I'm stretching out. I'm working it, moving through its range of motion. This man walks up.

And goes, damn, that looks good. I thought bro was asleep. To which my mind, for whatever reason, I answered, no, this is that good stuff. He's not asleep yet. He will be later though. And this man looked at me with the most disgust. He said, and then I was like, yeah, I'm gonna put him to sleep later. I doubled down. Why did I double down? And the crazy part is- But I didn't even realize it was a pause moment until like-

And Tilly left. And crazy part is your legs were on the back of my knees when I was like this. Yeah. And he was like, no, he'll be asleep later though. And I was like, I will be. It was, it was bad. And the guy just looks at us. He goes,

Walks out of the gym. All right. And me and Peyton sit there for five minutes crying, laughing about how that is just a horrible thing that I could have said. Worst thing I could have said. No, it was bad. Golly. I do have a crippling fear of being in the gym. Why? You really do. Y'all are my comfort blankets. I can tell. We can tell. Well, I have gummy shoulder syndrome. You do. I have to rub his shoulder out after every set. But I do have weird fears.

Like, what's a fear? The weirdest fear that I have is, you know how people have hole fears? Like, they're scared of, like, the hole phobia when there's a bunch of holes right there? That's Liv. The little holes and the little patterns. I have that. Like, I get that. I have one even worse. Like, whenever I see holes all patterned together, it makes me uncomfortable. But when I see a star shaped, it makes me so, like, itchy. Like, not a star, like, a perfect, like, round star, but, like, a skinny star, like Patrick's star.

What are you saying? Like a starfish. It makes me, like, cringe. What the hell does that have to do with the gym? I'm saying irrational fears. I have an irrational fear of the gym. And it led me to believe, like, it led me to think about my irrational fear of stars. Does that make sense? I literally, you go, I have fears about the gym. Oh, what are they? Tell me about them. All right. So you know stars, right? Like, what are you saying? I was transitioning to my fear of stars. Okay, the fear of stars is...

No offense, but I don't think it's valid. No, but because everyone has weird things that triggers them. I'm putting my Twitch stream studio together, right? And I had a desk. And you know the bottom, like that. Like the bottom of spinny wheel chairs. If you take that top part off and you just look at that without the wheels, that shit is terrifying. Stars. Like it makes my fingernails feel like they're falling off. And it makes my pee pee hole go like that.

I couldn't pee if I wanted to. Why? I don't know. Try to talk through it. That's how people get over fears. They can talk through it. I think it's... You're already itching yourself. Literally thinking about it, you went, I don't know. I just can't like... Yuck. I think it comes from the ocean. Because you can't swim. I can't swim. And you know what's down there? Starfish. You know what I'm scared of? Starfish. It all like... It all goes together. You are the worst. Yeah. No, it is bad. Oh my God.

I think we have another surprise though. Oh, do we? Will you bring me that one, Ashlyn? Or him? Why don't you bring her out here? We have another thing that gives me fear that is shaped oddly. Okay. This. She's all right.

We have the one and only Ruby. This is your daughter. I don't know why I'm revealing it. Look at Mama Woobie. She's looking at y'all, too. She stinks. Oh, my God. That's why you love her so much. Because she often smells like Fritos. Yeah. Come here, Naz. Your daughter. Ruby has on. Okay, her mom dressed her today. She put on her one-year-old jacket. Ruby's now four with her grown woman weight.

So y'all have heard hundreds on hundreds of stories about this little dog right here. Oh, Nazer Queen. This is Ruby. The one, the only. Can I tell you... Actually, let me see her. I need to tell a story while I'm holding her.

Go back to your unks. Let's tell the first stories we have of this little beast, right? Oh, Ruby. She loves... Okay. First off, before he tells the story, she is in love with Peyton. I love this little girl. Her top three humans outside of me and Liv, her mom and dad, not in any order, but her top three is Peyton, Ryan, and Hannah. That's her top three loved humans. Like, she's obsessed with them. Auntie Ashlyn's... Auntie Ashlyn's up there, but...

You smell like Ashlyn a little bit. She did. She loves Ashlyn, but it's something about Hannah, because she saw Hannah every day in Arkansas, like every single day, and she was obsessed with Hannah. So let me tell you about this little rat. I love her to death. Oh, look at you. You can yawn in front of people. You're a nazer queen. The first time I met her, I hated her. I absolutely hated this thing that I'm holding. You did. She shit on my pillow. She did.

And through the years, we've become closest of friends because we're both anxious and weird. Look at her kneecaps. Oh, she wants to go to you. Come here, mama. She loves me. Because y'all look alike. Put y'all's heads by each other. We can finally debunk. Do Cam and Ruby look alike? They're going to go up to the camera. Audio listeners, you're missing a lot on this podcast. Put your head lower, Cam. Ruby's fat. That's how she is.

There you go. We got Cam and Ruby not in the comments right now. Y'all can put if y'all look alike. That's not the only people I want to get on the podcast right now, though. Should we get some women on here? I think we should get some women on here. I think it's time for Mama Liv and Auntie Ashton to make an appearance on the podcast. The You Should Know Podcast.

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To the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got Mama Livin' Auntie Ashlyn on the podcast. Episode 100. We had to do it. It was only right. It was only right. How are y'all feeling about episode 100? It's good. It's great. I love it. It's an amazing milestone. It was a lot more tears than I thought it would be. Yeah. I was hoping. I didn't expect any, but yeah. Here we go. Go ahead and get your son. Get your son, Ashlyn. Get a little celebratory. When we drink Ashlyn, Ashlyn's with the game. When we get drunk, Ashlyn, she gets it down in.

You really want me to finish it? Hell no! Don't finish it, I want some. She said, wait, you really want me to finish it? Oh, I got a whole glass. You got a whole glass. Liv, do you want any more? Here you go. I shouldn't have put my lips on it, but... Here. Oh, I thought you said you want some lips. I mean, no. But I woke up this morning with my mouth, like, super scratchy, so I'm kind of, like, sorry if I sound raspy. The fact that my wife had, like, lips just on go. She's like, oh, I thought you said you wanted some lips. Here you go.

Lippies, you know? Lip gloss, you're silly. Lippies, yeah. Let me get that bottle and then we'll get into the top. Not that. The bottle of the champagne. You don't like it? I love it. I'm just not a drinker. It's just not me. I'm playing. This takes me back to the good old college days. Do you remember college days? Man. I do remember when Ashley used to sleep in the dog bed. There was a one time thing. Matter of fact, since they're both here.

Long story short, Ashlyn got so twisted one night, she fell asleep in Ruby's dog bed. She did. Good old Ruby that's over there. I woke up to, like, just absolute terror breaking outside of the room. Outside of the door. I remember going to the bathroom because I had to pee. I opened the door, and I was like, there's a corpse on the ground. Yeah, there's literally a body in a dog bed. Oh, good times. That's a low moment. No, it was fun. It was.

But you know the most it was deserving. You know what I enjoy? Y'all are very two important women in my life. Thank you. Yeah. And you know, I've brought dates around y'all. Yeah? Yeah. And we've liked the majority of them. I have good pickings. Majority? Majority. Ashlyn, surprise somebody to you. You said what? Yeah, what? What did you just say? No, it'll work. Ashlyn, surprise. Sheets.

What? Oh, my God. I don't know if we can tell that story. We can't. I'll tell a brief synopsis. Ashton over here, I was talking to a girl very briefly. He told me to put him on, so I did. Yeah, there's a girl that... Oh, I'm not talking... No. The girl that she blew? Yep, that one. That's the one she put on. He had been asking me to put him on. Wait, wait, wait. You said sheets. I'm not talking about... No. No, not sheets. Sheets. No, not sheets. Sheets.

Sheets is when we went over to the school. She's thinking of sheets. You're thinking of just she. Wet laundry. Wet laundry, Cam. Wet laundry. That's what sheets is. We're not talking about sheets. We're talking about plane. She flew. You coordinated it. You little fucking American Airlines worker.

Yeah. She's like, Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. Right. I was about to say, Ashton did not put you on. There was a girl I was briefly talking to for a while, years ago. And, uh,

One day I got a knock on the door and that girl was there. I said, how'd you get here? I was talking to Ashley and I said, I don't want you in my home. I didn't say that. I had to suffer throughout the weekend. Because she was texting us. Hey, we really did him dirty. Okay, honest to God, we didn't know until it was already confirmed. Yeah. But we really did you dirty by not telling you because this man's apartment, when it's not clean, she walks in and she goes, what the fuck?

him to clean it i gave him a warning i said hey take a shot facetime almost like take a shower um clean up a little bit he's like why okay are you coming yeah i thought i thought like y'all were coming without like without any context do you think p's really gonna just spring up shower and clean hair you know how his hair gets oh i know nappy so i told him i said take a shower he did take a shower because he facetimed me after he's like what what is going on because he was sweating he did he because he called us too and at the time me and camera like what i don't know

We literally didn't know until the night before. I thought it was okay, so that's why I said information. They literally said, hey, what are you doing here? I have fingernails on my floor. Then she broke your heart. She did. Yes, she did. She's not deeply dating an NFL player. No, they're not. They broke up? Yeah, I peeped it. It's like, good for her. So she puts me in a healing girl era, and then it's good whenever she's in a healing girl era. Hey! You needed to grow.

But since I needed to grow. Damn. Not like this, but like. Oh, let's get into it. Personality. No way. Damn. Your personality sucked? Emotionally, like you needed to grow.

Damn, Pete. So I need to get my heart broken to emotionally mature? We all do. We all do. I just coming off a heartbreak. She literally texted, that girl said, hey, go break Payton's heart real quick. What if you found out? Oh my God. What if you found out? Hey, what? No bullshit. No bullshit. What is the imposter? What if you found out that she said, hey, I'm going to fly you out. I got the ticket. I need you to shatter his heart. I wouldn't be surprised, bro. Me? What? I wouldn't be surprised. So you don't value, what? You said I needed to get my heart broken. We all needed.

Had my heart broken as I went to her that is true. That is true. That is trash look, okay? I just look really I didn't wear she wanted you to go through a double heartbreak I don't even know how she got my phone number. That's what it's crazy from your other friend They don't have each other never that's that's a long time ago like long long long brother's no way to elementary school There's no way you're we went to high school together. Oh

Then we are not talking about the same people. We're talking about... Correct. That's what we're talking about. They didn't go to high school together. They know each other. Elementary. Elementary. Elementary. Wait, she's from Texas? She used to be. I did not know that. She's from San Antonio. That's how it all started. Okay, we got to stop. Wow. I did not know that. Cut that out. Okay, but I say all that to say we all have different opinions on things and how certain things should go. Correct. God damn, Asha.

Yeah, that shit's gone. Both bottles are empty. Fantastic episode 100. We all have different opinions on how things should go. Continue right now. Ready, set, go. So, I have a question. Because I was thinking about doing this not too long ago, right? Say your friend has a birthday dinner, right? Uh-huh. Okay. But it's intimate friends. It's the friend group. We're family, right? We're all together. We know each other well. It's going to be great. Like, everybody has a great energy with each other. I, on the other hand...

I'm in the dating pool. Yeah. There's a girl that I really liked. I thought I liked. You know, I wanted to get to know her. Okay. It just so happened that my first date with her happened to be the same day as a friend's birthday dinner.

Is it weird to bring a first date on your friend's birthday dinner with nothing but the close friend group around? Is that wrong to do? I don't think so. There's two different takes on it. I feel like it could be wrong because it's like you're going to automatically introduce her to the people you trust the most. She automatically gets that privilege versus let me see how she interacts with them to really judge her character and all that. But how would you know if you don't introduce her to the friends?

I don't think anything's going to happen. We can go somewhere and do like a game night. We're not going to go to a full course fucking dinner. An intimate dinner? Like a steakhouse? Are you going to introduce every first date at every friend's birthday? No, it's all about coincidence. It was a timing thing. It's going to be like, I meet you on Hinge. Like, hey, yeah, come to my friend's birthday dinner. We're going to Perry's. No? So?

But what's wrong with it? Well, I would, as the girl, I would have the thought, oh, he really likes me. He's taking me to Perry's. He's taking me to go meet his friends. No, no, no. Okay, but that's the thing. That's the thing. He's not, okay. Okay, this is where you get to explain it. Are you saying, hey, our first date, we're going to go with my friends? Or are you saying, hey...

It's crazy timing, but my friend is having a birthday dinner if you want to pop out tonight. Did y'all do Seth Pryor? If you're making it... Okay, it's the latter. There you go. Then there's something wrong with it. The first day I met her, we had scheduled this us meeting. One-on-one date. Me and this girl. We had scheduled this.

It just so happened that one of my closest friends has a close friend's birthday dinner this same night. Yeah, I... Nothing wrong with it. No, if I was the girl, I would be under the impression that you really are interested in me because you want me to go with this to you. But what if I'm not? Because if you didn't want me there and didn't care about me meeting your people, you wouldn't have invited me. Yeah, you would have brought me. That's what I would have thought. It's just saving face.

That's all it is. What do you mean? It's being nice. But why be nice? You don't know me. So you'd rather reschedule on a first date when you've talked about this, when it's already confirmed. If you don't like to go like that. If someone rescheduled a first date with you, you would be upset. But that's not even a date. That's not even a date. That is a gathering. We're going to gather together. He already went to the one-on-one. I said the gel did stuff prior. Stop. Stop.

Stop listen here. We go you just how you said if he brings me to this I'm gonna feel like you really likes me. He really wants me to talk like that But yes, you basically did that's how I always assume I actually talking But anyway if you said he brings me to this he really likes me wants me to meet his people immediately Yeah in the same regard with that like not to say the attitude, but with that thought I was I was really enjoying that I'm not inviting any man out

But listen, if that same man instead said, hey, I completely forgot my boy's birthday is tonight. We can't go out at all. I'm going to catch you later. What would you feel? You would be upset. I would be disappointed. Exactly. So he's saving face saying we can do both. No, because at that point, you don't know me like that. So you don't necessarily owe me anything. You owe me the common courtesy to be like, hey, I'm sorry. I double booked myself. What if it's the same day cancel?

Okay. At least you're being upfront about it. It's different to just... Get out of here, Ashley. No, if it was a same-day cancel, I'd be... You would never talk to that man again. No, no. You would never talk to him again. Let me finish. You would never talk to him. I would honestly appreciate it because I would go right like... No, no, no. He's always thinking about me, my feelings. He doesn't want to bring me around his friends and make me feel bad.

Your forearm's on me. Listen, then. It's different if the man texts you same day. You guys had plans. The night before you talked, everything was set in stone. He texts you and he's like, hey, I totally forgot. One of my good friends is having his birthday dinner tonight. Like, I got to be there. I'm so sorry. Bro, hell no. Or you ask, would you feel comfortable coming to the dinner? That's what he said. No, he didn't. He did not say that. He said, hey.

He didn't give you the option. He said, hey, we're going to do this. Oh, so you're forced. So if he said, hey, we're going to go jump off a bridge together. We're going. You're forced to do it. I'm saying you need to give her the option. You always have an option. So she can feel comfortable. Because if you're just saying, hey...

We got a birthday dinner to go to tonight. That's where our first date is. I'm going to be... No one says that. I'm the one who did this. No one says that. This is what I did. This is what I did. This is what I did. Listen, say it. I had the date planned with her. We were talking whatever. Step one. My friend has a super busy schedule, so they planned their birthday dinner with only intimate friends last minute whenever my date was already planned with a girl that I thought we had good chemistry with. Right. So this date with her was already planned. My friend...

- Days before the scheduled dinner says, "Hey, I wanna do a dinner that same night." I can't bail on my long-term friend, but I'm not gonna bail on this date either 'cause I've been working on it. - But you don't owe the girl-- - 'Cause she will leave me. - You don't owe the girl anything. So why do you care if she leaves you if you just met her? - It's courtesy!

It's Curtis. Then don't go to the dinner. Don't go to the birthday dinner. Take the girl out. So you'd rather me go to a birthday dinner for a girl I've never met than go to my best friend's? Say it was your dinner. Say it was your dinner. You'd rather him go on a first date. No, I would rather you come to my dinner and then take the girl on a different date. But the girl would have been like, oh, you bailing on me last minute. That's on the phone.

figure the fuck out right okay and he did but y'all are saying it's wrong i think you did the best you could as women i think you could have done the best you did as women bottom line this is it if we've been texting and you're like we're gonna go to dinner into this night it's set it's in my calendar it's booked so i'm under the impression that that's what we're doing you just did the live thing what

I was trying to think of a rebuttal while you were talking. So that, it's set in stone. Bro, look at Ruby. We bring her over here like this. Show her in the camera. She may not stay. Hawk, you got champagne in my eye. Oh, you gotta fix the hood, fix the hood. I don't think I'm losing my train of thought because it's in here. It's here. Put her like right in that middle camera. Everybody look at, we've been looking at Ruby for the past hour. She looks like a wizard. Yeah.

bottom line if a man and i have been texting he's like we're going to dinner this night i'm like cool it's in my calendar it's book it's set it's stone that's what we're doing he texts me same day hey

my friend, busy schedule, yada, yada, whatever, the whole spiel and says, I've got this birthday dinner. Like, that's what we're going to be doing. It's not going to just be you and I. I, as the woman, would be under the impression that he felt comfortable enough to ask me to go be with his friends at an intimate dinner that I have never met. He hasn't met me like that. He doesn't know me like that. Ashley, shut up. Ashley, you're lying. In the comments, you would think

would think the same. But Ashlyn, I know you. I know you. You'd have been like, Ashlyn. He'll be a laugh minute. If it was a legit reason not to. No, legit. I am. Legit or actually. It's all about the afterwards. If he, after he canceled. If he actually follows up with what he says, no problem. Bullshit. No. Why? Why? Why?

Bro, time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Take everything out. Literally, imagine we didn't hear anything. Okay? Say you're talking to this guy. Right. You're talking to him for a couple days. I want to take you out Saturday night. Cool. You're excited. Y'all been having a good chemistry. Hey, I just made a reservation. Six o'clock, Cheesecake Factory. Day of, he hits you at four o'clock. These are your only two options. Which would you feel better hearing?

Yo, I completely forgot. My best friend's crazy busy. He makes his dinners last second. He has one tonight at 9. I'm still going to show up to cheesecake for you. Would you be interested in maybe going? Only if you're comfortable. Don't speak! Or... Sir, yes, sir. Or...

Hey, forgot my boys got a dinner at 9. I'll catch you on Tuesday. Which would you rather hear? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Let me speak. Let me speak. Just answer the question. Okay, hush then. Sarkis, speak. No, answer my question. Those two answers. Option one or two. You said, you said no. Option one or two. Then you can defend. Just give me the answer. Option one, solely because.

because you said which no you said which would one would make you feel better i would feel better hearing that you want me at your friend's dinner because i would feel like you like me x amount because you want me to meet your friends okay but that's you what is assuming dude it makes the ass out of you and me well that's most women i'm sorry oh my god that's that's

So that's most women. Most women, I think, would be under the impression if a man, you're fresh dating. On the first date, he's like, hey, I still want to see you. Still hang out. I've got this birthday dinner.

For my friend. It's an intimate dinner. It's at 9 o'clock. He's super busy. So would you be comfortable coming with me? If he asked if I'm comfortable coming, that means he's comfortable with me being in that kind of space and environment with him. So I would think and be under the impression that he feels a certain way about me. Yeah. But okay, but my...

So does that, like, give you more hope? Does it scare you off? Yes. It gives me more hope that he feels a way about me. Honestly, I would just be confident and then I can't. Does that? I would feel confident that he likes me X amount and that he sees potential if he's running into me. Okay, so let me ask you this. Let me ask you this real quick. Let me ask you this. If the roles were reversed. Yep. Literally the exact same scenario. Uh-huh. You told this man, hey, I would love if you took me out at 530, 6 o'clock at Cheesecake.

Day of at 2 o'clock. Holy shit. My girlfriend's got a dinner I completely forgot about at 9. The guy immediately thinks, oh, she wants to wife me. Oh, she thinks I'm her man.

Does that even make sense? Or does that sound like you're saving face? You're trying to do, you're trying to be a good person for both people. I think girls, we will bail on guys more than y'all will bail on us. So guys will automatically assume that we're bailing on them. If we say our girlfriends got a dinner, they won't believe us in the act until they actually see us post a picture of it. But you'd believe a guy.

You'd send it to the group message This lame-ass boy ditched me for no reason he don't know what he's missing out on okay in my I am You should think that of yourself yeah, right I'm just saying but that's what you would say no, but if I said something in the group message. I would back I

Sorry. I would send it. And if he invited me to go with him to his friend's dinner, I would send it to y'all and be like, guys, look, he wants me to go to this. And y'all would hype me up thinking that he likes me. I'm not going to lie. But I'm not going to lie. If you send that. No, no, no. If you send that in the group message. We do. What's wrong with that? We do. Because I'm not inviting.

a guy that i'm going on first date with i wouldn't invite him to my friend's dinner unless i was like he's the shit if it was the same night and you really liked the guy and your options were bail on him or save face what would you do you don't want i would invite him if i thought he was the shit exactly if you know if you think the girl is the shit you would want her to meet your friends so that proves my point even more get your ass out the camera

Okay, I got a question too. I got a question too because I'm going through this right now. The reason I'm not talking a lot, guys, is because my throat's hurting. It's all right. If y'all, what you just said and got excited about, I forgot where I was going. It's all right. But what do you know? I got a question. I got a question. How soon is it

I'm not gonna lie. I've introduced a girl to my parents in the first week I've ever met her. Absolutely not. That's crazy. In like middle school, high school? All right. No, I'm like 24. Yeah, that's fucking wild. Absolutely not. She said, that's fucking wild. No, but you don't even know her favorite color. Yes, I do. I asked her on FaceTime. I referred to my man now.

to my parents for months as i was going on dates to 12. they didn't even get to know his name 12. that's crazy but no but i'm saying if you have the initial feeling of like i like you go you meet this person online or whatever you get to the dms you're texting every day and then you get to the facetime stage and you're like i love this energy with you get to the facetime stage you're like i love the energy i have with this person i i've never felt this way you meet once you go to coffee you go maybe

You go to get a little Taco Cabana or something like that. Fuck no. Taco Cabana? Dry as taco. That's like going to a date at Taco Cabana and an after party at the ER. Getting your stomach pumped. Y'all got money. I'm sorry.

So I go to Taco Cabana with a girl, right? They got good marks. Exactly. You get a good margarita. You're a little tipsy. You're having good vibes. And then that night, you have another FaceTime with her. You're having the best time of your life. And you're like, I've never felt this way about a girl in my life. Absolutely. She does not even get to know what my mom looks like or her name. Everybody says that after.

After, like, those little butterfly shoots, the couple first talks and FaceTime. It's easy to defend it, but in, bro, in the moment, it does not make sense. Here goes the married couple being like, we'll tell you the right way. As an adult, I'm not...

Like even in my current relationship, I didn't that didn't happen to like three four months down the line exactly You've never met somebody like I wanted to share this with my family on a friend thing She can't really see it's just no in one week. I'm in one week. I might give her one day. Oh

She's not seeing my parents. You can't talk about this. In the first week. Why did you ask them if we can talk about this? In the first week of dating, we went on one date and two or three other nights. But your mom already knew who she was. Exactly. No, she didn't. Yes, she did. Yes, she did. My mom did not know who you were when I took you to Chili's. She didn't know who Olivia Johnson was.

Johnson was you know who Olivia Johnson was your life. You're alive. She went to parents shit at the school. She literally she's Hey mom you okay is everything good

Okay, good. So you're on the podcast, right? This is a very special episode 100. I can't wait for you to watch it, okay? I have a question. You're called in right now. You're live on the podcast, okay? Okay. I have a very serious question. I need you to answer, and even if I'm wrong, I'm not going to sway it in any way. I need you to answer 100% unbiased and truthful. Okay? When I, in the very beginning, when I began to date Olivia...

Okay, when I returned to Seminole, 2018, 2019, my first date when I took her to Chili's, did you know who Olivia was? No, you didn't. No, you didn't. Yes, she did. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. No, you did not. Ask her how she knew. Hold on, shush. How did you know who Liv was? She was sitting in Gister in the summer and y'all talked all night.

Yeah, she's a new gift. Yeah, she was your sister. Yeah, she said she was sitting in your booty. Wait, what? Okay, say it again. One more time. Shush, shush, shush. One more time. I said you were here during the summer and y'all were calling and talking all the time. She heard you through the walls. She sent you those sandals. Okay, listen, she said she bought me the Berks. Yes, but I've never met her up until that.

Thank you. That wasn't the question. She knew who she was. She did not know anything about her. I said I'm talking to this girl. She knew about her. That's what Ashley said. A quick hi and bye. But listen. And you said no. We were in a whole different state. That's different. Listen, Olivia, can it? Here we go. Lisa, one last question. I'll let you get back to your beautiful life. Hi, Lisa. Here we go.

Okay. Did you meet? Matter of fact, I'm not going to say that. I'm going to give you a better question. Do you think it is weird or not weird for the first one week of talking to someone, dating them to meet for them, for you to show them to your parents? Like a picture? Like let them meet your parents. Like you've been talking to this girl for a week. You might've gone on one date and you bring them to the house to show them to the parents. Is that weird or no? It's kind of early. I'll

Okay, so if you had to say the word weird or not weird, what would your answer be? There's no there's no gray area black or white weird or not weird Hey appreciate you mama. Hey, I'll talk to you later. I'll talk to you later. You keep it easy. All right You keep it easy. I'm gonna talk to you later. All right, I'm gonna catch you on a rebound by Lisa. Love you Ashlyn live Ryan and Peyton all said bye All right

her calling you sandals she said yeah she was sending you sandals and shit you got one sandals and booty pics i remember that girl hey now i'm calling mama harden it was the booty what what she said preston we're recording right now preston we had the phone to mom real quick we got a question that we need to ask her on air hey mom you're on episode 100 of the you should know podcast say hello to everybody

Hello, everybody. Hey, Mama Hardin. Hi. Ashlyn and Liv is here. Everybody's here. And Ryan. Hi, Mama. And Ryan's here. Everybody's here. Okay. She heard Ryan's name. She got excited. She heard Ryan. She got super excited. All right, Mom, I have a question for you, right? Yeah. 100% honest. Don't act like we're on camera. Nothing. Right? Now, if... You better ask it the right way. If I were to bring a girl to you, right, in the first week of me knowing her, like, I've been talking to her for a week. I really like her. You're not with me.

and I bring her to you to meet her. Would that be weird? - Yes. - Wait, why? - Thank you, 'cause it's one with seven days! - Wait. - She could be gone by tomorrow. - Wait, mom, why is that weird? - It's not you, you wouldn't do that. You've never done that. - But if anyone-- - Oh, she just called you out 'cause you lied and said you did do that!

No, he said if. No, she said you ain't done that. Wait, okay. So if I were to bring a girl to you in the first seven days, what would you say? He said he was thinking about you. So if I was like, hey, mom, this is so- She would think she's the one. This is so-and-so. I met her seven days ago. I really like her a lot and I wanted to meet you. What would you say? I would say, man, that girl's a heck of a girl because my son does not do that in seven days. So you would really like that girl a lot. I would be shocked.

I'm very happy to be here. Oh, so you'd be happy if I introduced you to a girl in the first seven days? Because she would be the one. Yes. See? Thank you, Mom. Cam's going to talk to you now. It's your blue-eyed son on the line now. Don't let me call Lolly. We're going to retract back about 30 seconds to the initial question. If you had to answer weird or not weird, your beautiful, loving boy, Peyton, because you've known him his whole life, knows a girl for six days and brings her on the seventh, is that weird or not weird?

That's a little bit. Appreciate you. Love you, mama. Appreciate you. Love you, mama. Wait, mom. Here's Paige. Wait, mom. What if I were to say, hey, mom, I want to propose to her? Okay. What would you say? She'd say, hell no. Oh, well, I guess I'm not going to introduce you to the girl I met seven days ago. You can introduce her to me, but I'd still say babe. Oh, now you're going to get her all excited. Yeah, no, mom. There's no girl.

No, I'm not going to. Okay, mom. Yes or no yesterday? There'll be about 100,000 comments. Yes or no yesterday, mom? Whenever I was on the phone with you and I met Cam at the Target and you asked me, is there a girl? What girl are you getting for Valentine's Day? What are you going to get your girl? What'd you say? I was like, mom, I don't have a girl. What'd you say? Something around. Some little something. Hey, mama's intuition is never wrong. Yeah, of course you do. All right, mom. Goodbye. I love you.

All right. Well, I guess it is a little strange. Ryan, do you want to jump on real quick? You have to for the ending. You got to. No, you have to. Come on. Come on, Ryan.

Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. I want to get like a big debate between all five of us. The ladies love Ryan. A year and a half later, do you still think lion or chicken? Shut up. You have to. You're not in over there. Scoot a little bit. Are you drunk? Who are you speaking to? Scoot a little bit. The whole gang. All right, we got the whole gang on the You Should Know Podcast episode 100. Round of applause, please. Woo!

I need a... Oh, you know what we should do? What? Can we put up your Discord real quick? We would do a group Dr. P. Let's help some love relationships out. Love relationships. Let's get it. She just aired my shit online. Ryan, how do you feel about episode 100 while he's looking up stuff? Ryan's looking for eligible ladies. So we already said on the Patreon, hopefully we're going to find you. His whole love story's on the Patreon. If you think you're able to... What? We're in a flow state at this point. Who is? What the hell does that mean? What's that mean? Like watching y'all go, it was like...

Oh, you're talking about us as a podcast. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What's your favorite memory of you, Shinoz, through these 100 episodes?

That's a fucking big question. It is. I don't even know if I can answer it. Favorite memory? Yeah. I would say the Dallas live show. That was my biggest, like, because it was like I saw you in, like, a different light. Yeah. I was like celebrity. Oh, thank you. Because we didn't know what the show was, so we sat right next to each other. I love that. I love that we didn't, like, show the show to anybody. We got to experience that, like, with each other. Like, oh, my God. Like, I was getting, like.

fangirling over my husband. I was like, oh shit, he's good. He real good. Yeah, like y'all can perform for sure. Thank you. Yeah, I remember that was like one of the best things when we got off stage when all the friends and family came over. They were like, what the hell was that? Like that was like, that was dope. But I think it's time to help some relationships out. Cameron, drop the beat. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P.

All right, so this question is a bit different it's not completely filled with okay, what do you okay? She likes that though. She loves the uncle. She's got she got a nice white belly little small black nipples and

Don't talk about her nips. Don't talk about her nipples on the internet. Sorry. Cameron, read the thing. Read the question. Different question, not filled with complete toxicity, but certainly toxic. Toxicity. Okay. Certainly toxic. I don't even know what to do. This is a man. Okay. This is a man submission. I never say names because I don't want to put people's business. Did he address it to somebody? No, he actually didn't, but I'll do it for him. Dr. P. Hello. Hello.

I don't even know what to do. It feels like my girl... Come on, Cameron. Dr. P. Hello. I don't even know what to do. It feels like my girlfriend FaceTimes her guy best friend way more than me sometimes. No. I've said something to her.

But I don't think she cares what I think about it. So can you help me with trying to do with trying to figure out what to do? I'm gonna go last everybody else go first. It's because she doesn't like you as much as she likes her best friend. She's your best friend. Leave her. Yikes. Okay, uh Liv. Or she's getting something from him that you're not giving her. Bollocks! Yes!

Leave. I would feel some type of way. If Cameron was FaceTiming some girl that was her girl best friend, oh no, we're not doing that. Granted, we're six years in married, so it's a little different. But obviously, it's not. If he was FaceTiming Ashley, you wouldn't give a shit. No, because we're all...

We're friends. We're family. I would talk with Ashlyn. It's not like he's running the room FaceTiming Ashlyn by himself. That'd be a little weird. But if y'all did find... If you found out he was FaceTiming Ashlyn in y'all randomly, you wouldn't be like, what the fuck's going on? No. But I'm saying like...

If he's FaceTiming her more than he talks to his own... That is weird. That's where we draw the line. Because I would sit down and be like, hey, what's going on? Is he giving you some validation that I'm not? Like, let's talk about it. Because that's what my role is supposed to be. And obviously, I'm not giving that to you. So either let's figure it out or...

Alright, Cam, I'm not gonna lie. Okay, me, definite red flag. I'm a very passive person, so I would definitely try to hear them out first. You know that. I'd be like, could you tell me why? You'd be like, what's the conversation about? I'll go, what are you talking about? She's like, sports. I'm like, oh, it's sick. So I like LeBron. That's way too much. I would definitely...

But the way I am, I wouldn't just destroy her dreams and everything right then and there. I would just distance myself. How do you know that's her dream? No, no, I'm just saying I wouldn't kill everything to do with her. See, why distance yourself? That's even more toxic. That's worse. No, I would be quiet, and then once she asks why, I'd be like, no, go facetime your best friend. See, that's being petty. That is petty.

is not a healthy coping mechanism if you're not ready to leave yet because you're still my therapist that's

That's what I'm saying. Okay, one at a time. That's what I'm saying. I want to hear Ryan. Ryan, what would you do? If your girlfriend, if you had a girlfriend, she was FaceTiming her male best friend way more than you. Please keep it PC. If this was like four years ago, Ryan, I probably would have flipped out. Right now, though. Right now, I would act like it didn't phase me. You'd stay with her? Like...

I would stay with her until she's like done something wrong. You would have questions. That wouldn't bother you? Okay, I would definitely question her. But I wouldn't go past questions. I wouldn't act upset. The questions wouldn't be upset. What if her response is, you say, hey babe, why are you FaceTiming him all the time? She's like, I just love talking to him. And you're like, well, you talk to him more than me. Damn, she used the L word? Fuck.

That's her best friend. That guy is her best friend. He's plotting on the low. Okay, this is what I would do, right? This is what I'm gonna- Dr. P, the best love doctor, everybody cross your legs and pay attention. I can't cross my legs. Cross them. I have to. Liv?

Cross the camera. I really can't. Too close right now. All right, so this is what I'm going to say to you, buddy. Dr. P, the best love doctor in the world, and I have my apprentice Ruby here. She's so cute, dog. Look at her. She's so cute. She looks like her. This is what I'm going to say. She loves him. She loves him. She wants him. They have a special relationship that is built off of years that you can't give her. Yeah, you're attractive. Yeah, you're nice to her. Yeah, you get that romantic side from her, but they have...

They have something. They have a foundation. And listen, bro. She's going to tell you, oh, she's my friend. Be like, what are you talking about that we can't talk about? And she's going to be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And you know what? Don't be mad at her. It's not her fault. It's not yours. It's not his.

Everybody just got assigned to the wrong assigned seat. Right? Everybody's on the wrong assigned seat. You just have to find where your table's at in the lunchroom. And you got to go over there to your table. She's with that table. That's where she belongs. That's where he belongs. You belong at a different table. And guess what? There's going to be somebody at that table ready for you that deserves you that you deserve. Right? Yeah. You're just sitting at the wrong table.

And y'all are trying to mix friend groups. Don't do that. Or just, you know, do what she did. Find a girl best friend and see how she feels to really test her feelings towards you. That's toxic as hell, Ashton. Well, if she can have a guy best friend, then he can have a girl best friend. If she sees no issue. I don't play about best friends. But what if they naturally, what if they naturally don't? Because the best friends always turn out to be the lovers. I'm kidding.

But what if she, what if, what if, okay, but what if he doesn't have a best friend? What girl best friend? They got tinge for friends. That's the thing. They got bumble friends. I've seen it on TikTok. And since it's episode 100, I know y'all are all tired and drunk, but this is what I have to say. We have to do people's favorite segment. I'm not going to lie to you. What? It's our people's favorite segment. You know what that is?

Pop culture, Peyton and Kim. Pop culture, Peyton and Kim. I'm going to keep mine super, super short. This is prerecorded before the Tampa show, Saturday night, February 17th. We are recording. No one wants to talk about WWE or UFC. Oh, my God. You said that.

You were going to talk about the Tampa live show. I was literally going to talk about our Tampa live show. My wife said, don't talk about the WWE. And she slapped me in the head. Get the hell off me. Get off me. Get off me. No, there, Hey, there is a UFC fight the same night. Yeah, there is anyway. Uh,

February 17th, we are performing in Tampa, in Clearwater. It's already happened. It was fantastic. Can't wait to hear everything, meet all the people, meet and greet. It's going to be fantastic. That's my pop culture. Can't wait to do it. Can't wait to see you all. Austin Live Show is coming up. And guess what? We need another round of applause because the Austin Live Show is sold out. Round of applause. Woo!

Austin Live Show sold out the hometown show. So excited for that. We have the summer tour coming up. We're going to Las Vegas, Denver, Washington, Denver, Washington, D.C., Houston, Chicago, Philly, and Arizona. Phoenix. Summer live show. We're going to take a long time off of touring. Probably about the whole until 2025.

And then we're going to, we can't say yet, but there's going to be great stuff coming. And then for the people that the city we didn't come to, there's going to be a special treat for you too. Don't worry about it. We're going to make sure everybody gets love. We love you so much. Pop culture. It's episode 100. We are the pop culture. Hey, I like that. I like that. And that was people's faves.

segment. You know what that was? Pop culture, Peyton and Cam. Hold on. Talk about it. If y'all don't goddamn sing. I was singing. Ready? Pop culture, Peyton and Cam. Pop culture with Peyton and Cam. That kind of took all the announcements too. That was everything. That was everything. Wow.

Watch one day on Netflix if you want to cry. My God. No. But this was episode 100 of the You Should Know podcast. We absolutely love y'all. We cannot be here. We cannot be at episode 100 without you. Your secret code to get your good karma, confuse the casuals, is very, very simple. It's a 1-0-0. 1-0-0. 100. Leave it everywhere. We love y'all so much. Thank you for coming back. Woo!

Tampa, we would have already been there and hung out with y'all. Had a great time. Everyone else, we'll see you again next week. We absolutely love y'all. We love y'all so, so, so damn much. Gotta untie the dress shoes for us. Thank you for allowing us to do 100 episodes. I know this episode was a little different. It was a little longer. It was more just like a celebratory episode. I hope y'all enjoyed it. Everybody, the new logo is out. So all you imposter accounts, go ahead and change your profile picture because that's a new one. Fucker.

Austin, we'll see you. Shout out to Logan. Mama Liv don't play. Mama Liv don't play. Round of applause for Logan one more time with the new logo. Everybody, round of applause for Ruby. Yay, Ruby. Get off me. Ruby, I love you so much. Thank you for being my little protective blanket. One more time for Auntie Ashlyn.

One more time for Ryan. One more time for Mama Liv. And one big round of applause for the You Should Know Podcast family. We love you. Love y'all so much. And remember... Oh, wait. Y'all gotta keep y'all's confetti poppers. I'm so sorry. I know y'all want to leave. We spent money on them. So can y'all get y'all's confetti poppers? All right, guys. That was episode 100 of the You Should Know Podcast. We love you so much. And remember...

1 out of 10. Don't make it home to Christmas. And we will see you on episode 101. See you next time. Oh, wow. That was lame. We still love y'all. We love you so much. We'll see you next time. It's a cute little dud to end the episode.