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Back in the studio! Don't ever, don't ever double it. You got absolutely no clap. I just want to let that be known. It is crickets in here. You would think we were the only two people in this studio. We basically are. They don't care about us. They genuinely don't support you. It's all good. You got in the logo and now they're like, yeah, he thinks he's fine. Hey, what's up, guys? Appreciate it. It's alright. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Nope! Too late! Okay. Well, Cam went...
We have to address something. Hustle, loyalty, respect. Thank you for this shirt. Cam got me a WWE shirt for the audio listeners. You can't see it, but I wear this all the time. A M-I-C-M punk shirt. Hustle, loyalty, respect. And, okay, let's talk about something real quick. We have to address Cameron at the beginning of the episode. What? You're wearing low cuts? I'm wearing low cut socks. Low cut sacks? Low cut sack, if you know what I mean. Oh, my God.
trip on them things sometimes. It's like two kettlebells. A low-cut sock with boot kettlebells is crazy. You have low-cut socks on with wide-legged flared jeans. Yeah. Is there a problem with my fashion? School bus? No, there's not.
I thought I was going for the black and yellow, black and yellow. Yeah, I'd transport it to 2011. Anyway, what were you saying before you rudely ostracized me? I can see inside of your thigh almost. Like, you are exposed to me, and I kind of make me... Oh, come on, you talk, come on, go mad. Oh, come on, you talk like that.
I don't like when you join. It's not the best. It's not for you. It's not. It's not for you. I'll just take the song. You just take them. You just take it. What were you saying before? What were you actually saying? We have to address something at the top of the episode. And it was a big discussion in pre-production. Right? Oh my God. So there's a ritual here, right? Yeah.
We'll do some pre-pro. We'll be like, all right, let's set the setup. As you can see, there's a new set. We got the family of koalas back. Say hi to your favorite koala. Yeah, right? So then what normally happens is I have to pee. I have too many liquids. You know, I always keep six beverages by my side. Whole gallon of water. Cameron acts like he doesn't have a commode at his own house. Every time we come into the studio, Cam's like, be right back. Got to go poop.
You know what I mean? It's a pre-get the butterflies out, you let them get back in the motherland, go down that little porcelain throne tube they got. And you raw dog it. You put your bear sack and bear hole on that thing. I trust the cleaning crew in this establishment. I see them work often. They are a great crew. They are a fantastic crew of workers. There's never urine or loose hair. Until now. So... Okay, well... So...
Cam went to the potty. He uses a handicap stall because he doesn't care about other people in case somebody with an element needs to come in there. He's like, sorry, it's occupied by my rear end. I want the biggest stall. I'm a big guy. I need the biggest stall. So Cam comes back to the studio, right? And he's like, I'm not going to lie. I clogged it up. Now we have Ryan in the studio as well.
Ryan didn't hear that part. Ryan was already on his way to the restroom because he had to go drop some Super Bowls. Drop old Cleveland Browns off. Drop that good old Oakwood off. Put that old cut of old soggy. You give them gutter fish some food. Take that old maple tree and break it off. You know what I mean? So he goes to the restroom. Put that right down the middle. And as selfish as Cameron. Right.
Ryan is also selfish. He's like, I don't care if other people have elements. I'm going to go to the handicap stall. He was going to follow up Cam's commode. Now, Ryan comes back from the bathroom. Ryan goes, Cam, did you see what was in the big stall? He said, it looks like a massacre is what he said. He said, it is so clogged. One of the worst I've ever seen. Cam goes, it was me. Now, oi.
Apparently, this is what I've gained from this. The toilet was already clogged. Correct. Cam saw the clogged toilet. No, no, no, no, no. No, you shut up. No, you shut up. How are y'all going to tell me to shut up when it is my, my poop story? Because we're going to say the truth and you're going to say you're lying. You weren't there. You don't know the truth. You weren't there. I don't trust you. So Cam sees a clogged toilet, right? No.
Cam says, who cares? That's not what I said. Pulls his stuff down and lays a lasagna at somebody else's work. No, no, no, no. Now explain yourself. I'm not a friend of Laz and Megba. Now explain yourself. Okay, explanation time. Ryan's like this. He's like waiting. We've been waiting for this explanation. I go to the big stall. Literally not a handicap stall. There's not a sign on the stall. It's a handicap stall. Just because it's the big one? Yes. What sense does that make?
So people with wheelchairs can get in there. Yeah, but there's not a handicapped thing on the... It doesn't have to, bro. Anyway, I go to the pig stall. I sit down. Normal toilet. Yeah. Cleaning crew did a great job. There's water in the bowl. Okay. Water in the bowl. No poop, no urine, no tissue. Clean toilet. So it wasn't clogged. Correct. Hear me out. I sit down. I immediately... You can leave the explicit details out. Okay, so I poop, right? Yes. Yes.
So even though it's only me, I courtesy flush myself. I'm enjoying a quick game of Clash Royale. I don't want to just live in my own stench. So I flush the toilet and all of a sudden I hear like a gurgle. It starts to come back to you. Yeah, it's coming back to talk to you. It's coming to reap what it sowed. So I lift a leg and I look down there. All the water gone, all of my shit's still in the bowl. So now we have a dilemma.
I still got to wipe. So I go, I'm so sorry guys. I go, that's weird. I look, nothing but poop, no water. So sorry, but you asked for the story. So then I finished, I wipe. Okay, I'm good. I go to flush again. I get up and I see what happened the first time under me. It drains the water, but then just starts to come back up again. So you just clogged the toilet. But it was, but it wasn't me. Well, no one else did it, but it wasn't my poop.
What? It wasn't me. I didn't clog. Like when you clog a toilet, when a toilet is clogged. Was it clogged before you got there? No. Was it clogged when you left? Yeah. Who clogged it? Not me. Okay, alright. Hey guys, welcome back to the UChannel Podcast episode 101. We're not going to keep talking about poop. Oh, but I'm defending my honor. We can't. When you clog a toilet, the water doesn't go anywhere. Okay. That's what I'm saying. You clogged it. It's alright, bro. But to me, I have a restroom. It looks like the beaches in Normandy. Anyway.
I have a segue for this, right? Because here at this studio, we came here on a weekend to record episode 100. So we're the only ones in this big office building. Only ones. The cleaning crew was in the men's restroom. Yes. The women's restroom is right by it. Correct. So I'm like, we're the only ones in here. Correct. I decide to go to a women's restroom. I'm thinking, I've never done this. I've never been in a women's restroom. I've always thought about it as like this magical powder land of
Pink pink smell good smells good. There's glitter somewhere Yes, somewhere all the mirrors have light bulbs on it be in light when I say women are the nastiest creature I've ever witnessed. Oh my god. Oh, yeah the Smell I smelled when I walked into their woman's restroom rotten rancid you You would have thought that you'd have thought
Buffalo Wild Wings had their slaughterhouse of buffalo in the women's restroom. That's what it smelled like. And I'm not going to lie. I go to the first stall. I'm going to go pee because they don't have urinals. I didn't really think about that. That threw me off when I was like, where's the urinals? Bunch of empty walls. Bunch of stalls. That's where they should have the little glitter playroom. Glitter rooms. You know what I mean? So I go to the first stall. Wads of toilet paper in there. And I'm like, okay. I go to the next stall. Wads of toilet paper in there.
One more stall. Wands of toilet paper in there. I'm like, what is happening with women where they're just like, mm-hmm, gotta leave that there. What is going on? I swear, okay, I only have my wife to base it off of. I have a running theory that
Women use way more toilet paper than needed. Is that a fact? Like way more. I've never lived with a woman. I'm talking if I were to put a fresh roll of toilet paper on, say we go somewhere for the weekend and come back, that bitch is done. It is absolutely used. All of it's gone. Why? It is gone. Liv goes, yeah.
Oh, the part that kills me. I don't know if it's OCD. I don't know if it's a man. Are you a crumble in water or a fold? We talk about this every week. You know my answer. Ryan, fold, man. Do you fold? Bro, I think... It looks like every woman crumbles. Liv gets a yard rope of toilet paper, compresses it down to one little goo, and she's just like...
I'm convinced that most women crumble after I saw what I saw in that restroom because it was all crumbled up. But let's stop talking about bathrooms. But why was it there? I don't know. That's what I'm saying. They're gross. It's like they're like, no one's in here anymore, and they do that. That's their sign of like... Before we leave this, have you ever seen the ones with the little trash cans? I'm not going to talk about it. Okay. Because I went to a women's bathroom. They had the trash cans in each stall. Yeah.
Don't ever get curious if you see a small trash can. Are you a raccoon? In a woman's bathroom. I'm not gonna lie, I've never walked past a trash can and been like, I'm interested in the contents of this. I've never done that. See, but the reason being, I think that toilet might have been clogged too, so I was like, I gotta get rid of this paper. Whoa. Whoa. What?
That toilet might have been clogged as well. Because I'm trying to think, why did I have to open that trash can? So wait, whenever you, we clog a toilet, but you still have more tissue to use. You'd rather me. You put it in the trash can. In a public restroom? Not necessarily with the full first second scoop. I'm talking like the end of the road. This is what I've been saying for a hundred weeks. Cam is nastier than me.
You have an open sore on your foot right now that is infected. And take your shoe off. Take your shoe off. You wore black socks for a reason. You wore black socks for a reason, you slick little bastard. Where are those socks?
How long have you had those? I found them today. Those aren't yours. No, they're Harvest and Mine. I've had these for a while. I've had these in high school. Because I used to only wear low-cut socks or no socks in high school. Remember I told you I went through that phase? Yeah, I remember that phase. But... I saw it firsthand. Let's talk about this past week. We had our sold-out Tampa show once. Fantastic week. Fantastic week. Tampa, Florida. We are... We said this on the Qualic Club, I believe. Yes. We are... We're going to say it. Tampa was the best show we've had this far. Tampa has... Tampa has... Took the crown. The You Should Know Podcast.
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But yeah, no, Tampa took the crown, 100%. At the beginning, I was like, it's still a toss-up between New York. I just heard a buckle. It's a toss-up between New York and Tampa, but Tampa was, once I got a full night's rest, full night's rest, it was a toss-up.
It was clear to me. No, Tampa was amazing. Even before the show when we were just going out in the street, Tampa was the fan love in Tampa was something I've never experienced. It's a good place. And just like the show, I think personally it was our best show and then the crowd was the best crowd. So I say that to say that, and this might be a little harsh to some cities, the most meaningful show to me
is coming up this week. Austin, Texas, you have a lot to compete with. Homecoming show. The boy is back on his turf where he pissed excellence for 18 solid consecutive years. Do not let him down, Austin, Texas. And so with the Austin show too, you have to get there early as possible because there's no assigned seats. It's first come, first serve except for the first three rows. Those are meet and greets. Yes. So if you want to get close, if you want us to be able to see you on the stage, get there early as you can. Wait outside.
We'll have intern peers come out there and entertain y'all for a little bit. It'll be a good old line. There'll be plenty of y'all there. But we flew to Tampa, yes or no? We did. One thing about flying that I don't know if other people go through this.
I go through a lot when I fly. So you know when you're flying, right? No signal in the sky. None. Can't receive text messages. SMS isn't working up there in the sky. And even when they sell you the Wi-Fi, the shit does not work. It still doesn't work, right? It's a scam. Don't buy Wi-Fi on a flight. But then you land, right? And right before you touch the ground, you get that signal back. And then you hear it through the plane. Ding, ding. Yep. All the notifications. My phone. And then we were landing from Tampa.
birthday weekend, live show weekend, I'm thinking, oh, this phone's about to be hot. I grab my phone out of my pocket. No notification. Now I'm like, is Do Not Disturb on? No, it's not on. Is my service up? All the bars and Wi-Fi, LTE and everything. The worst pain ever is landing and not getting a single notification on your phone. That's damning evidence. That you are unloved in that moment of time. That's one of the...
lowest I felt in a long time. Was that why you were sad? I was just like, no one cares, bro. No, no, like, no, land, text me when you land. Let me know when you land. Hope you're safe. It's like no one liked a goddamn Instagram picture or something. Like, damn! I couldn't get a DM? What's going on? I never knew that until right now. I saw you mope off the plane like, I was like, what the hell? I was like, we're in Tampa. You should be excited. He threw his hood on. It's like 75 degrees. He was like,
I was like what the hell these is stomach hurts. So he's saying oh, I love the podcast gotta get a picture I was like you actually want one. Yeah, do you even do what's the name? Who am I to you? They're like dude. I think you're I just think it's funny man Yeah, that's the worst and you had texted you if I knew I text you on the plane sometimes I text me every flight you text me every single flight either something insanely insanely rude to myself or
or a funny little one-liner. Every single flight. We have never gone on a flight where you're not like, hey, knock, knock. I'm like, I'm trying to go to sleep. You're like, answer the door. I'm like, I don't want to. Knock, knock. Who's there? Some stupid shit. Chicken butt. Something. I just look, I find you, and I'm like, really? And you're like...
You're so excited about it. Every time. When I perish young, you're going to miss it. You sound like Lisa. You're going to miss me when I die, Cameron. Bro, that's the worst thing parents... My mom used to say that all the time. She'd be like, don't cry when I'm gone. Bro, I hate this. Why? Okay, I had a conversation the other night. Speaking about parents. Would you consider...
Did we have any toys when we were younger that were physically dangerous to us? They could cause pain. They were dangerous to our existence. Yeah, the only one I could think of would be the one where you put it around your ankle and you jump.
And it lit up. What was it called? The one hopscotch? The skipper. The skipper. Something like that. It's like a little. A razor scooter. Okay. But that's like. Those cause a lot of problems on the heels. But that would almost be. That one would hurt. But a razor scooter is like a form of transportation. I'm talking about a toy that is made for fun that could harm you. No. I can't think of one. My dad. We're sitting there. I don't even know how this got brought up. We're sitting in the living room. I'm catching up with him. And he goes, yeah, we had some pretty fun.
He goes, we had some pretty f***ing toys as a kid. And I go, what? What do you mean? He goes, we had a lot of shit that could really hurt us. Like, out of nowhere. I'm like... He goes, you got any dangerous toys? I was like, what are we talking about? He goes, no, no, no. Think about this. You know those clackers? You know those two balls? Yeah. That with the string? Yeah. And you go, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are lit. And they're almost like marbles? Yeah. He said, yeah. Back when I was a kid, they were made of glass. He said, you hit those too hard. He said, it's a damn grenade right in your face. And I go...
All right, that's like, who, why'd they make that? He goes, I don't know. That's not even the worst one. I go, what could top that? He goes, you ever heard of a thing called lawn darts? Lawn darts? Like a dart? Like a lawn and a dart. I go, obviously not. He goes, he literally, he takes a sip of his drink and sits up in his chair like it's a ghost story. He's had like war flashbacks. He goes, imagine you're in your front lawn.
You got a dart 18 inches big. I swear to God. Then he looked at me. I said, are you hunting like grizzly? And then he showed me pictures. He goes, you got a dart about 18 inches big. The tip, solid four inches. He goes, pure metal. I go, what? He goes, these dumbasses made a game where it came with hoops and you try to throw it. He goes, how long do you think it was until some jackass goes and threw it straight up? And they go,
He goes, people were playing Last One to Leave were chicken shit. He said, kids are getting impaled. He said, it's a damn war. There's archers and shit. I'm like, who is making these toys? Dude, that's insane. So then I'm like, they did not care about y'all's generation at all. He goes, not the worst one. I said, you're kidding. How is he still here? I said, no, no, no, no. And he's proving every one of them. He goes, all right.
Back when I was young, I lived in California for a little bit. I go, first off, didn't know that. I go, that's cool. What life was that? Yeah, who are you? He goes, yeah, yeah. It was a brief... What do you say? It was a quick stint. I'm like, who are you? He literally goes, you know those geodesic domes? That's a big word for Elmo. I know. And I didn't know either. I said, I went...
Geodesic. Bring Dr. So the geodesic domes, those little half domes at playgrounds. Yes. That's like the little sticks and you can just climb it and that's really it, right? He goes, okay, you know that, right? I go, yeah. I go, I mean, that's kind of dangerous if you fall off. He goes, no, no, no. He said, where I lived...
They had one that was two and a half stories tall. That's like the one out here. He said it was two and a half stories tall. He said kids were breaking their legs, flying off. He was like, why did anybody ever make that? That's the Darwinism game. Yeah. They're just like, we'll see who dies. They're like, if your kid can't hack it, try again. Yeah. I'm like, they did not give a damn. They really might have been the tougher generation. Dumber generation. Dumber for sure. But no offense. Love y'all. But our generation had dumb games too. Yeah.
We had tech decks. They had three-story domes. I'm not going to lie. We played, like, one of our friends had, like, land. We'd go out to their house. Cooper. And we would take their four-wheeler, right? And we would go out to the land, right? And we would grab golf clubs and balls. And we would have one person go out in the field, just cover their nuts, put their head down, and look the other way. And we tried the first person we could hit them. No one was good at golf. Yeah. So it took a while. I would have been like,
Just hit him in the back. I once jousted with a homemade wooden shield. I swear to God. You talk about my childhood. You were a loser. I had to be creative. Did you make the wood? 100%. Made the shield. Did you go to Home Ec? Where did you get the tools for that? I think it was pre-made and I finished it.
It was like my brother's toy or some shit. It literally was a piece of wood that was cut out into the shape of a shield, and I attached a handle on the back. So then I got my other friends across the street. This was at my grandma's house. I told you I used to pack a bag. I'd be there for like two weeks. Shit got boring after a while. I had to make something shake. So I literally had this wooden shield, and I got my friends from across the street. Don't remember their names. It was like a summer fling. They don't mean that much to you. It was like a summer fling. Yeah.
I said, hey, my grandma has two walking sticks. You want to use them as swords? And if you can go get a shield, we can joust. Okay. Okay.
How bad do you think this ended? Like, it was... It went from this greatest idea to the lamest thing ever after one trial. Why was it lame? I thought it would be dangerous more than lame. Why was it lame? Bro, he had... His shield was the top of one of those steel garbage cans. That's lit. Yeah, but he had that... I had this little ass wooden shield. And it's not like we were on horse. There was no coliseum. We were just running at each other going...
And we literally went, yeah, this isn't fun. We went back inside. It was so ass. But the worst part is we built the whole day up. I went over early and I was like, yo, today's the joust day. I got the staffs. We're good. Oh my God, it was some underground ring. Yeah, you're making a competitive league. There's two kids in a backyard. You were LARPing. And I was like, you were LARPing. I was LARPing, just without the... Would you LARP? Holy shit, I've LARPed. Would you LARP with me? I would 100% LARP in Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. Maybe Harry Potter. How about we You Should Know podcast LARP?
What would that be? Like you dress like me and I dress like you and we go out to a field and we just battle and you're paid and I'm cam. Okay, so I'd have to come up to you, hug you in inappropriate ways, grab things I'm not supposed to grab and then call you rude names? Don't paint that narrative. Don't do that. You touch me more than I touch you.
That's because you don't know how to love. That's because you don't know how to love. This is how we exit each other every day. All right, bro. Hey, love you, bro. See you next time. That's firm. He can dap. I go, all right, bro. This is his hug back. Let's just show him. Show the hug. Give me a real hug. Oh, you don't know how? What do you know? You explain this. He goes like this. You're like a weird cat that just rubs against your leg. Because sometimes we do this, and I don't like that. Because this will...
My God, you need God. You need the Lord. We're not sitting there playing pogo stick battles downstairs. No, no, I don't want to. No, stop it. For my birthday next year? No. Big 26. Good God. Big 26. Oh, oh my God. I'm surprised I haven't told this story on the podcast before. You ever been to a mall? What's that? I've never been to that one.
What's a mall? I was in a fashion show runway at a mall when I was a kid. I tried to be. I swear to God, because I wanted to be an actor, and they were doing casting calls at the mall. Your parents had too much faith in you. They had too much faith in you. Do you remember those? There would be those runways and malls. Oh, I remember them. I was one of the kids. I remember a whole lot of girls being in them. Well, they had a men's one, too.
They did ask me at the front because that's when I had my long hair. They were like, little girls on the left. You go, you go like, oh, they see like this tribal kid with a crazy mouth. No, but that ass. So I'm thinking of that picture. Like your hair is covered in your face. They go, sweetie, girls on the other side. It's like a noise happens. It goes and then you open your face. You're like, and they go, oh, like some random workers like, oh, shit.
He's holding like a clipboard. He's like, oh, fuck. And you're just like...
I'm sorry. Hey, you were weird. I was a loser. That's why we're good together here. So can I say why I did it? Please. Disney? Disney was recruiting there? It was the same time those Radio Disney things were like, whenever they would, like on FM, like Kiss FM, they would say, Disney's doing a casting call. Just call this number. And then my mom found out it was a scam or whatever, and I wasn't allowed to do it. But then we went to the mall one time because I wanted to get more Supras, the all gray ones, because Justin Bieber had them on one music video.
I forgot what music video it was, but they were great supers. Really big. I think it was the one he was bowling. It was baby. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was around that time. And I was deep in my acting back. And my kids bought, like, I was really into it. I was really trying to make it out the hood. So, bless you, never do it again. So, that was rude. Just sneezed. I can't help it.
You were deep in your acting bag. Deep in my acting bag. So in one of the kiosks, it was like a big nice statue and it had cameras and like silhouette models and they were like, become a star. And I said, that's my bag. That's what I'm trying to be. And so it had like these little pamphlets right there. I don't know if it was Barton Creek Mall or Lakeline Mall, somewhere in those or maybe Highland. I don't remember. So they had these little pamphlets and it said fill out your name, your email, your height. Didn't know any of that. You were like this.
You were just like, honey, you need a pencil? You're like, no. You just rip a piece of wood. And so I signed up. And then my mom got an email saying, hey, the fashion show is like two weeks. And then my mom used to be a model. She used to do runways. Yes.
So she knows the game. Like how to do the walk. She knows the ins and outs. So she said, all right, let's go to the foyer. And she's like, I'm going to dress you in a suit. And I was wearing like my mom's suit. Like a woman. Like I was looking like Hillary Clinton. Like a black Hillary Clinton with a penis. That's what I looked like. And so I was walking and my tie was fucking immaculately huge. It was like at my knees. It was like like
Well, no, that's my... Okay. Golly, can't make a single continue. And so she basically taught me. She played like a little music in the background and I was like... I was sassy at first because I was learning from her. Told you. But then she was like, no, for men, they want you to be serious and smooth. But I couldn't really clench my jaws down because my teeth were so... They were like...
That was my childhood. Bro, get... I had an anxiety attack. I didn't go to the show, by the way. I didn't go. I have a big anxiety attack. Like, in the car right there, you had your attack? No, no, no. It was, like, the day before. I was like, I can't. And I smelled like Carl's Jr. I smelled like a goddamn Baconator.
Like, I smelled horrible, like, when I got nervous. Oh, my God. Why? Because that's the puberty phase, whenever I was just starting to get one or two little hairs. Oh, shit, dude, no. Puberty sweat is different. I told the story about science class the last day of school, and my mom was livid that I was walking around other living specimen smelling like a cricket. I love, for whatever reason, one of my guilty pleasures is when a parent gets mad that their kid stinks. I thought you were going to say my guilty pleasure is smelling nasty kids. Oh, no, no, no. We're going to cut.
No, no. We're going to figure that out. Like when a parent genuinely is upset that their kid is the stinky one. Yeah. It's for whatever reason, it just, it tickles me. Yeah. And my mom never got to leave that face because I've always been 25. You're a 25-year-old stinky guy. She's just like, damn it. Okay, sorry. Go ahead. You can go. No, it's all right. Okay, I have a challenge for you. I have an answer for you. I need you to rotate your mic out, stare directly at them, and give us the thing you prepped for.
Give us the top half walk in the face in the look like this serious wonder how I initially did it Let's go serious first. So like how I would do it now a serious one now Okay, you were casted to be a model right now. Just pretend you're walking. Give me a beat. Oh, yeah, they do it Yeah, okay. Here we go. Yeah Oh
That's it. So now what? You literally turned into a cool dude. You said, yeah, that's it. You literally stopped doing it. That's the one right there. Like, what the? And your face was different. Like, you literally, don't wink at me. Your face, you were a different guy. You went, I was like, do it. And you went, okay. Like, turned into this guy. Yeah, Travis Grayson, go ahead and put me in one of those. You said, yeah, let's do it right there. Okay, so now show us.
Initially, like, before the mom training. Or when you were trying to be your mom. Yeah, because I just took my point of reference. So go ahead. Give me the beat. I had long hair at this point. Okay, so adult Peyton has already walked and went back. This is kid Peyton now coming out of the curtain. Here we go. Okay.
Bro, it's the... You still have the confidence, though. I'll give you that. You still have it. Oh, I did all of my wrongdoings with confidence. I did all of my wrongdoings with confidence. There was never a time where I was aware of what I was doing. Bro, I... Okay, that makes so much sense. You'll literally be like, hey, my hard drive's in that bag. I'm like, no, it's not. You go, yes, it is. I'm like, it's in your pocket.
No, it's not. How much do you want to bet? I go, all the money in the world. You go, it's not going to be in my... Oh, shit. You're like, oh, my bad. You're so, like, these are eating me alive. I don't know. It's like, what's going on? These lucky shorts. You are lucky short. Oh, boy.
You know your man. I don't get... I'm so nervous. I know, but I'm nervous of saying it because of the response it elicits on the internet. From me? On the internet. From you, I don't really give a shit about what I saw. It's like you yell at me and I'm just like... I'm like, alright. Infrastructure of roads is so confusing to me of the starting point.
of how those started. Like how a road is made. I get that it's gravel and cement, right? And there's people and they do the truck. I get that. But I'm thinking of like... That's a hell of a description. I'm thinking like, how did that... Who thought of that, right? Who grabbed a map and was like, we're in this city, right? How we get from this out-of-town place to this city? If I were in charge of maps when we were making them and roads...
How is every road not straight? Do you understand that? Land. Land. L-A-N-D. Land. So you mean to tell me, you think there could be a straight road from New York City to Los Angeles? Dead straight. I would think so. Okay. There's this big ass thing called mountains. There's another thing called lakes. Yes or no. Yes or no do we cut through mountains to make roads? Yes or no?
Yes or no, do we cut through mountains to make roads? I've been to Colorado. Cut through it? Yeah. As in you hollow the bitch out and you go through it? Yes, whenever we go to Oklahoma. Are we not driving in between the mountains? I was once there. I feel like I'm wrong. I'm gonna have fun with this. I'm wrong. You think, you think they excavated dynamite?
They made dynamite. And they... No? I'm pretty sure I learned that. That they made dynamite and they blew up mountains to put in the roads. In the tunnels. For tunnels. Tunnels! Is tunnels not a road? No. No. What? That's like fingers and thumbs. That's like fingers and thumbs. That's a... A thumb isn't a finger? It's a thumb.
Holy shit. Every thumb. Hey, I'm not going to look at you. No, no, no. I said it wrong. How many fingers do you have? I said it wrong. How many fingers do you have? Every thumb is a finger. Not every finger is a thumb. That's roads and tunnels. A tunnel. Oh, I'm going to hit you. What is this? That's a finger. That's a pinky. It can never be a thumb. Okay. Yeah. And a thumb can never be a pinky. None of these can ever be anything else. What are you talking about?
Every thumb is a finger. You thought you did something. Not every finger is a thumb. Yeah, no shit. That's tunnels and roads. That's tunnels and roads. What is a tunnel? A tunnel is a road with a good old hood on it. Okay, so that's a tunnel.
Is a tunnel not a road? You said... I said, yeah, they use... So it's a road. So you're just arguing with me. But you said they use dynamite for roads. I said, no, no, no. Yes, tunnels. Yes. Not every road is made with dynamite. Is a tunnel... Is a tunnel a tunnel without a road? What? What?
What did you say? Is a tunnel a tunnel without a road? A tunnel IS a road! Thank you! That's what I'm saying this whole goddamn time! No, you said- They use dynamite! I learned that! They use dynamite for roads! You said for tunnels! I said yes for tunnels, not for roads! You said ALL tunnels are roads! Yes! That's right! Not all roads are tunnels! All roads are tunnels! Are you confusing me? Yes it is! Listen, no no no- ALL ROADS ARE TUNNELS!
You just said all roads are tunnels. No. Oh, my God. No, I'm saying. No, because you're honestly pissing me off because I'm tired of always getting this narrative that I'm the wrong one. And you're just trying to whip me, and I'm not good at whipping. I'm not whipping. Oh, I thought you said I'm trying to whip you, and I said I am not trying to whip you. You are frightening right now. You are absolutely gargoylish. You are terrifying. Okay, listen, and we're going to start from scratch. Stop interrupting me. Drop the volume. Stop interrupting me.
I'm in there. You are holding back a strike. And if you did that on camera, the world, oh, they always know what happens. Let's talk peacefully. You don't say harder. What? Even in a serious moment like this, you're going to pull that out of nowhere and say I ask harder? You're kidding me. No.
Never. At the gym? No. When I spank you before you squat? You don't go. I go harder. I say, I say, harder! No, I don't. Oh, I push my butt out. No, I don't. No, I don't. Okay, you're gonna shake my hand. No, I don't want to touch you until we're done. Okay, then stop the screaming.
Oh, you're already getting mad. Because you're gaslighting me. No. You're a master manipulator. No, I was screaming too. I said, I'm going to stop. This was a sign of truce. So I said, I'll stop screaming. You stop screaming. Start over. Okay. Okay. You said dynamite. Oh, okay. Sorry. I thought I was going. I thought you're gagging yourself. That's nasty. Okay, go. Go. I'll let you go. Go. You can't let me do anything. Yeah, I can let you speak. A road, right? Yes. Yes.
A tunnel is just a name for a special road. Correct. Agreed. So it is a road. Correct. So when I said they blew up mountains with dynamite to make roads, was I wrong? They did tunnels. And we just said, what is a tunnel? A tunnel is a road, comma. That's a thing. That's a real thing. Okay. That's like saying math.
I'd love to see where you go with this one. I can't wait to see your end road with this. I'm doing subtraction. Okay. Not addition. Yeah. That's like saying, well, we're still doing math, right? Okay. You following? Mm-hmm. That's the same thing. With a tunnel, a tunnel is a... A tunnel is a... Road. Oh, no. Road that isn't closed. Okay. What I'm about to say, you say one word, too. Okay. A tunnel is a...
One word. A tunnel is a tunnel. That's... You can't, you can't, you can't, you are, you are literally forcing me to give the wrong thing. A tunnel is a road. Thank you, it is a road. Okay, so you just stop being difficult. Okay, go. Tunnel's a road. A tunnel is a road. They used dynamite to make room for tunnel. And a tunnel is a road. So I'm right, you're wrong. No. You...
It's time to play the game! We have to move on before we break out in a wrestle. We have to move on before we Greco-Roman each other. In the comments right now, yes or no, did... Why? Time out. Time out, time out, time out. Why are you... Who made you head lawyer? You're the only one that gets to ask questions. Did you or did you not say? Because you're just arguing with me.
I'm giving you answers. To argue. Can I ask answers? No. Ask answers. Can I ask questions? You can't even talk. Can I ask questions? Can I ask questions? After mine. In the comments right now, a tunnel is a road. So therefore, when they used TNT to make roads, they were making tunnels, which are roads. And now I'm flustered in the brain, and I feel like I shit myself. Oh, now you're flustered.
I had a long conversation with my therapist about you. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. No, you didn't. She goes, how's your work? What? She goes, how's your work? And I go, successful. And she goes, let's go deeper. She goes, you do it with your best friend, right? And I go, yeah.
She goes, do you think that's your best friend? And I go, I've never really thought about it. I think so. And she goes, why have you not thought about it? Does it not come easy to you? And I was like, I don't know. I tend to not think about it. And she goes, you always seem to tend to... You always seem... You always tend... You always tend to not think about things that hurt your feelings. Does he hurt your feelings? And I go, well, now that you say that, yeah. And she goes, do you think it's a healthy work environment? And I go, I try to make it one. And it's...
And then she goes, what makes it not? And I go, that. He makes me feel bad about myself. Oh, okay. And then she said, what can he do to make it better? And I said, he can grab my wet armpit on camera. Nope. Do you want me to be happy? Yeah.
Speaking of healthy work environment, did you mention the maggots over there in the trash can? The fruit fly farm that we're currently harvesting? Are they here again? No. Over there. Oh, so there you go. Another example of Cam blaming and paying for something that's not even there. Why isn't it there? Because I cleaned it with my bare hands. All three of us went, oh. I cleaned it with my hands and my knees. All of this I cleaned by myself. I changed the set by myself today. Oh.
Look at him. I'm getting bigger, no? Yeah. Been in that gym, boy. Hey, show Peyton some love. If you go to his Snapchat. I stink. I have to go do things after this. If you go to his Snapchat, you'll see he's been very good at showing his gym portion in his day of the lives. He's been in the gym. He's working. Your neck veins are like surging. Let's do this simultaneously. Oh, I can't talk to my mic.
I thought we were recording. No. He's been doing very good in the gym. Bubba's been doing very good. He always talks himself down. Me and Ryan got to bring him up, lift him up. Hey, you're good. We know you got gummy shoulder syndrome. What? Are you drunk? I didn't say a lot just now. A lot didn't come out. We know you have gummy shoulder syndrome.
There you go. But you're still good. And he always talks himself down, so give him some confidence. He does everything else in life confident except the gym. And he needs to know he's strong, he's athletic, and you have what it takes. I honestly don't think I do anything confidently. Like, anymore. Except for lie. I'll tell you, I'm fed up with full heart.
Hey, you literally, if it was like a sitcom or something, you tell him, you're like, yeah, I'd love to try that. All right. Definitely. Yeah. I'll hit you up later. We'll talk later. I'll see you tomorrow. You turn the second turn. It's like, you walk out. He's like, no, I don't lie that much. You don't, you don't, you don't know. I lie to you. I could be lying. That's true. You do do. Do you do do? You do do. I love fourth grade.
You do something... This is going to hurt me. Yeah, you have a knot in your thing, a titty nibble. Stop punching it. But it's scaring me. Okay, if I were to give you... I'm going to test you on something real quick. Okay. Say you set an alarm. What time do you set your alarm in the morning? What time do you set your alarm? Depends on the event I have to wake up for. Just say something. 7 o'clock. Hmm. So if I were to be like, hey, Cam, what time are you setting your alarm? 7 a.m. Okay. What...
do you say now that pisses me off? Now, when you say 7 a.m. right? What does that mean? 7 in the morning. Right? A.M. means in the morning. Why is it a.m. actually? After midnight. I don't know. I'm just kind of making up. So, my biggest pet peeve, my biggest pet peeve, is this little trash bag over here. He, all the time, he'll be like, bro, it was 8 a.m. in the morning. No shit!
7 p.m. at night. Oh, I thought the 7 p.m. during the morning before noon. Why do you feel the need to do that?
It's something in my brain. I can't control it. It's a scary place. It is a dark, you ever seen pinball? Bro, hell, pinball. Put eight balls in a pinball machine, that's his brain. That's definitely my brain. But like expand the machine even more. I don't know actually, and I know it pisses you off, so I think my subconscious holds on to that because it's a quick way to get under your skin. It pisses me off so much. It does. 7 a.m. in the morning.
It doesn't make so much sense. I'm not going to sit here and argue it. It's bad. But anytime like I'm on TikTok or I'm watching like anything or somebody's video, somebody's content, as soon as they give me a time, say 7 a.m. and they say in the morning or 8 p.m. at night, next video, uninterested. I can't. That's how much I hurt you? It just, it aches me so much. That's like saying, I'm going to go get Chick-fil-A food.
Yeah, no shit. Chick-fil-A what? What are you doing with Chick-fil-A? A hat. Oh, you're going to go... I'm going to go eat a Chick-fil-A food. That's not the same. That's the same thing. That's not quite the same. It's a great analogy. But it's not...
I'm going to go shooting Chick-fil-A food was better not eat at Chick-fil-A food because that's not even the name to eat Chick-fil-A food is then saying Chick-fil-A is the food and then you're doubling on the food. But to eat at Chick-fil-A that is now a location. Food is now only by itself not double double food. So the person that does it the worst has the nerve to tell me.
Yeah. And you don't make me feel good. This is another thing I went with my therapist. I talked about the AM. I talked about you making me feel good. What is her name? That's personal. That's so personal. I need to find her. Exactly. See? Unsafe business partner. Unsafe. Okay. I talked about how you make this an unsafe work environment. I also talked about your AM in the morning thing. Okay. And you know what I also talked about, though? I told them how you make me feel bad every time I spend the night at your house.
Because you absolutely suck when you stay the night. You absolutely suck when you stay the night. I am a great bunk buddy. You are a great friend. You are not a great bunk buddy. Great bunk buddies don't leave their shit everywhere. I don't leave my shit everywhere. Great bunk buddies don't shower at 3 o'clock in the morning. 3 a.m. in the morning. There you go, just to piss you off. Great bunk buddies don't not throw their trash away. They throw their trash away. Y'all are liars.
Great bunk buddies finish their food that's made for them. You cannot control my digestion. That is personal. That's another. Let's see. Great bunk buddies might take turns taking the pooch out.
That is not my responsibility. I didn't buy that goddamn rodent. Great bunk buddies don't leave the TV burning on all throughout the middle of the night. That's you. It's your little stickler ass. The TV is a $2,000 TV. You think it's going to burn out? They have sleep settings. I don't know how to use your rich ass TV. Sorry, rich boy. Your TV is bigger and better than mine. And you did that out of spite. You did it out of spite. And I leave. I went and bought no TV.
I went and bought an 85 inch TV with the sound system for this year's, or 2023's Black Friday, right? Oh, amazing. We're about to get in our new spot. It fits. I did all the, all the Nostradamus work, right? Peyton goes, hey, that looks cool. I'm going to get the bigger one for no reason whatsoever. That is not true. That is not true. That's not true. I got an 85. Take a guess at what he got. Take a wild guess at the size of his TV.
You guessed it! 86! Literally inch bigger! That is not true. To always have the... That is not true. Whose TV was more expensive? Yours or mine? Yours. No, it wasn't. Yours was on a set... Oh, wait. Again, you fibber! You untrue... Be careful. What the f*** did you just say? I snapped the couch.
What'd you call it? I said Fibber. Fibber. Fibber. F-I-B-B-E-R. I don't even know if that's Webster's Miriam ABC check. I got bit by a spider. No, I did last night too. It was up here by my eye. It was scary. You know you swallow... Did you just shit your pants? What was that noise? No, no, no. I heard a deep like a bellow. No, I'm okay. You know you eat 18 spiders in like a week or something? That's not true. It's something like that. That's absolutely not true. What? You eat 18 spiders a week?
You eat 18 spiders a week. It's what just came out. Fix the line on your hat, on your trucker cap. Okay, enough with the spider digestion. Screw that shit. What were we just talking about? Stuff that icks you about me. You want to know something that icks me? It's not about you. Oh, okay. So pipe down, sassy. Here we go. So mean. That wasn't good evidence. Hey, all the Team Peyton girlies, they be defending me. I have no Team Cam girlies because I have my one Team Cam girl. It's not my fault. And I love her. You got the dogs.
You can have them. Just kidding. I love y'all. Okay. Anyway, something that icks me and I really didn't think, I swear to God, I didn't think about this until... You don't think much. I'm just like... I didn't think about this until I saw three people at the gym
The same day that had this it. And then I was like, holy shit, I really don't like that. You talked to them about it? Oh, no. I just observed from a distance. Didn't want to get too close. People that look concerned all the time. You're such an asshole. No, it's because it makes me like... What's the face? They look like this. One guy at the gym? Yeah, bro. He walks around and he's like...
Like he, it's like he can see shit. We can't. And I'm like, is there a ghost? Is there a goblin? What do you see? What's happening? Oh, people do it in the mall at food place. It's just like, okay, I get there's just straight face blank. I'm not asking for like knocking. No one's there. You're just like soulless. Yeah. I'm also not asking for an RBF. You don't have to be like, yeah, just be conscious. But when you're looking like this,
Like you're just frightened. I'm like, is this a, what are you good? Are you okay? You've never felt the need to go ask them? Like, what are we running from? That's what I'm saying, dude. But that's what I'm saying. People that, that, where that face, if they started running, I'm following. What the? I'm about to throw up. It's okay. I threw up bad this weekend. Keep going. I'm sorry. I was literally trying to fight through it while you were going. Oh my God. You did throw up nasty. Can you please tell that? Can you please tell that story?
Please tell that story. I went so we had an off day. I think I don't remember. What was it? It was a couple nights ago. So a couple nights ago, right? I was doing the new Twitch studios fixing it up or whatever. And I realized I hadn't eaten all day. What? You? Oh my God. What now? What? I didn't help you.
I was talking about at night. Why do you always want to be involved in something? Because I thought it was fun. I thought we had a good time. All you did was plug some cables together. You really did too much. You asshole. You didn't want to help me. And you didn't shower when you came to my house, so now that whole studio smells like ass. I smell absolutely rinking. So. But we fixed your camera. I was. Yeah, we did. So I was starving. I realized I hadn't eaten all day. And that normally happens like work days when I'm just like locked in. So I was on the phone with my mom and she was like, you need to eat. And I was like, you're right. And
And she goes, get you something nice. Get you something like a big meal. Don't go to McDonald's. Don't go to Whataburger, like any of that. Get you like a meal meal. And I go, you know what I could eat right now? Texas Roadhouse. I love a good TR. Oh my God. I'm getting guts thinking about it. Yeah. Oh God. I actually heard that. I heard that. He literally said, I'm getting guts because I'm still fighting through it right now. So,
It was like two days ago. So, yeah. So, I get a tech. I was starving. Starving. I get a New York steak. Right? A big steak. I get green beans. A loaded baked potato. And what else? I get french fries. What else? A large Diet Coke. Something else. And two dozen Texas Roadhouse rolls. Two rolls?
does that is 24 rolls and i didn't tell you this whenever i went to go pick it up at the texas roadhouse the whole staff is our fans so they added more rolls on to it so i just had like like probably like five more extra rolls so i go home i get my texas roadhouse right i'm cutting into the steak i'm eating the steak boom good steak good steak good steak i get the baked potato good baked potato good baked potato i'm eating like crazy like starving eating
I go to the rolls. And once you start on them rolls, you cannot stop. I swear to you, I downed about 13, 15 of those rolls. That is so much food in my stomach. You had so many calories in your stomach. And it was late at night. So I was like, ooh, I'm getting a little bit of itis. I'm going to go upstairs. Go to sleep. I do my nightly routine. It's none of your business. I'm laying down, right? I'm having a good time. I'm watching the movie. I'm watching the movie. Right? And at one point,
My body just starts to go, and I'm like, what the hell is happening? What is that? Define rule. Like you turn off an old school TV. Okay. So it goes all to my core. I'm like, it's hot in here. I look over at the thermostat. I look at the thermostat. 63. It's not hot in here. It's not. God. I'm like, let me just sleep. Let me just try to go to sleep. I was really invested in this movie. Very locked in. I felt like the director of it. You know how it goes. So I was laying down.
And I was laying down and I had these most vivid, like hallucinate hallucinations in my, like, it was like a big, um, like star. I was like in the stars and it was a big bear made out of stars coming to attack like tadpoles and shit. And I was just like, I was floating through it like this. Like I was just going through like spinning through it. I opened my eyes. And when I say the room was upside down and I saw a green light, like hit my water bottle. So it was like illuminating green. Cause something on the TV was green. I got so ill. I went,
and one little chunk of corn comes out and the rest of my mouth is filled with Texas Roadhouse. I have to jump out of my bed. I kick my butt ass naked. I kick my bathroom doors open. I run to the toilet. I have to open that toilet door. I didn't make it. I like projectile vomit all over my bathroom door. It's still on there. I don't know how to clean it. You told me you cleaned it. I cleaned the floor. The door is too hard and it's kind of gross.
Sometimes when I was pooping the other day and I stood up and there was a piece of corn on my cheek because it was still on the lid. Anyway, here we go. So I was throwing up, right? And I'm a nasty throw-upper. I am bad with throwing up. It's everything in me. You would have thought I was a part of the Conjuring cast when it was coming out of me. Throwing up, right? And I was at the point...
Where I was throwing up, my head was too down, so the throw up was rolling up my face, and it got in my eyes. So my eyes are acidic and burning. I have creamed corn and potatoes and so many rolls in my ears and shit. And so I'm throwing up. This might be vivid. I'm sorry, but skip past it. Who cares? So I was throwing up. It's all over my eyes. I can't see. I'm throwing up blindly. I'm throwing up on my arms.
But I was really interested in that movie. Give the movie a break. So I was done throwing up, but you know, it just sticks right there. You know, you have another one coming, but you have that little break to breathe. I get up and I'm watching the movie. I'm stumbling across. I'm wiping my eyes off. I'm stumbling across my bathroom. I was like, I'm butt naked. I am less than a man. I am nothing, right? No one could tell. If you were to look at me. There's no extra blood. Oh my God. If there was an autopsy done on me that night, they'd be like, I can't tell.
Can't tell what that is. You know what I mean?
So I'm watching the movie Throw up all on my hands And it's on the wall And I'm like Oh it's And I go back and throw up It's in my nose I'm gonna have to like Push it out of my nose It's coming out of my ears Cause it's all like I swear it was the worst Throw up ever It got to the point Where I got Not enough liquid Was in me So I couldn't throw up anymore So I had to force it out That cursed like Yeah My two finger ritual That I do Didn't work And I was like Oh this is real bad Yeah you said This never happens So I was like There's one thing I don't believe in And it is Dinosaurs
I'm gonna be a pterodactyl today. I stand up in front of my toilet, stand up booty butt ass naked, and I put my head back and I go, and I started throwing up like that for about 20 minutes. The You Should Know Podcast.
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50% off. That's code YSK50 at factormeals.com slash YSK50 to get 50% off. Now on to the rest of the episode. And I'm still dealing with the repercussions. If anybody knows a cleaning lady in Dallas, or man, I can't deal. I'll pay them well to do that. My God. Yeah, it was a rough, rough day. And then last night, I was in my bed and I was starving. Oh.
And I was, I have no food in my house ever, but I had some leftover Texas Roadhouse. And it was to that point where I couldn't, I couldn't go to sleep if I didn't eat. So I look over to the side of my bed and there's still like a crate of rolls over there. I knocked down about six of those. And I've been, I've been bad all day. I've been bad all day. Like we were walking from the parking garage into our building and he was just like. Yeah, no, it's bad. What the hell was that? But now I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is?
Pop culture, pain in cam. Pop culture, pain in cam. I think we have the same pop culture. We have to talk about it.
Love is blind. Oh, God. Love is blind. Spoiler alerts coming if you haven't seen it. Spoiler alerts. Spoiler alerts coming. Do not click, skip past this. All right, love is blind. This season. Spoilers again. This season. So we're at the part of the season wherever they are going back to their hometowns. Yes. They're meeting friends. They're meeting family. They're all back in Charlotte.
And this is when the realness of the world hits them. Boy. And this season is, it is toxic. If you don't know what love is behind, it's basically you meet behind a wall. You don't see anybody. You try to fall in love based off just emotional connections without seeing them. 15 guys, 15 girls. Yeah, behind a wall. You can't see who you're talking to. You build this relationship. If you build a relationship good enough, you propose behind the wall and then you meet each other.
after that then you're on a one week little honeymoon basically to like Mexico this year was in Dominican Republic they go to this nice resort and then they go back to their home they're all from the same place then they go back to the real world and it gets messy yeah with the real world temptations you get your phone back you're not full time you're not full time filming you're part time filming now oh my god so oh my lord man favorite moment so far
It is an absolute toss-up for me. Between Laura... I'm bad with names. You've got to remind me. Blonde Laura, the one that is proposed to Jeremy. Yes. Jeremy. Jeremy's the guy that we all like. He wears a little cap. She hates his wine shirt. Oh, the one that got caught. The masterclass. Okay, that's a great moment. Laura, masterclass. Rope and pull. Rope and pull. It was on my Snapchat, our reaction. Or it was. Or...
When you had enough of that bullshit. Jimmy stood tall, boy. Oh, my God. Chelsea was just yapping and complaining and yapping and complaining. And Jimmy said, I don't know what's going on.
She literally said, even after all that, I tried to come home and be sexy for you, and we went upstairs and had sex, and then now it's just all this, that, and you don't even want anything. He said, being honest, I wanted a breather from that, too. And I said, Jimmy's a joke! I'm not going to lie. When that happened, we all ran. Me, Ryan, and Liv was like this.
Because obviously she's not a guy. We have like that extra little energy. We make shit way more than what it needs to be. But the three of us, you would have thought somebody just like won the Super Bowl on like a flea flicker. It was the same exact reaction we had when LeBron pinned Iguodala. It was the same exact reaction. It was unbelievable. Oh my God. That was low key, bro. I think Jimmy's moment solicited the best reaction from us. But I think Laura's is even better. Laura's was eloquent. Eloquent? Eloquent?
Elegant. She roped the piss out of him. That was top tier... Literally professor level. Like, god level. Yeah, like, she can...
open up an ebook on how to it's like bring up everything bring up all these things openly let him let him try to address it she goes one more time for confirmation yeah and she's like oh actually all that I actually already knew about it yeah good luck to you she boy god one of the biggest disappointments of the season what's the black dude's name
Kenneth, bro. Kenneth, bro, had so much potential. Kenneth and Brittany. I was so confident in that couple. They were so cute. They were so loving. She is perfect. She is an absolute wife. Perfect. She checks every single box. Communication skills. All four of us love Brittany. I hope that woman gets everything she deserves. One of my biggest turn-ons is emotional intelligence. Bro, she's... And hers is like, it's unbelievable. Everything she has is level 10. Bro, the second they got back...
He grabbed his phone and was laying on the bed. She was squirting Windex, busting down the counters, putting stuff up. I'm like, man. I think the whole time, Kenneth, I think he is a nice guy. I think he is. Kenneth wasn't attracted to her.
Because he said he's never been with, yeah. So he was like, he wasn't attracted to her, but he didn't want to like end it, like just saying, hey, I'm not attracted to you. He waited. And he drug it on by like trying to get her to get as much away as possible, like try to push her off as much as possible. She brought it up. Yeah. And he was just like, it was sick. It was so sad. It was so sad, like a sickening way to break up.
And he called his homeboy and said, hey, bro, come give me. He literally went, bro. She starts crying. He goes, he goes, he goes, he goes. He said, you're going to be okay. She went, he said, all right.
Right back on the phone. And then the producers put his, because obviously he still has his mic on, puts his audio on. He calls his friend and goes, hey, bro, what you want? Yeah. She's crying downstairs. Hey, bro, what you want? Oh, you're at the house? Bet. I'm about to pack my bag. I'll be right there. And so I'm excited for the next episodes coming out because everybody looks like they cheating. Oh, my God. Everybody cheating. And they come out on 28. I think Wednesday. So they're already out by the time this comes out. No, no, no, no, no. This comes out Monday. Okay. I think the episode. Yeah, it comes out Wednesday. Oh, my God.
They come out Wednesday. Yeah. We all get to watch because there's only two more dropping. Yeah. We get to watch it Wednesday together again. And like, oh my God. For the next Love is Blind, we'll watch it on Twitch and we all can watch us react because that is some funny shit. The next what? The next season. Oh, okay. That is some funny shit. That'd be dope as hell too. Do you think any of the couples are going to get married? I think, even though Jimmy doesn't want to, I think Jimmy's going to say yes.
And then I think Amy and Johnny are like a lock if they can get over the whole pregnancy kid thing. I think they don't even have another issue. I don't think I would do good on Lois Blind. I remember y'all used to say I should do it. I don't think I would do good. No, you wouldn't.
I don't think... No, I said I think you'd be fantastic. Like, because you being yourself without having to worry about the awkwardness of first meetups and stuff, would there a wall? You'd be a catch. Like, every girl would be like, oh my God, he sounds sexy. He's got... You know, I'll boost you up here. He sounds good. He's smart. He knows how to communicate. He's good with his words. Da-da-da-da-da. That'd be good. And then at the reveal, they'd be like, oh shit, like two for one. But...
I don't know. Call me shallow. Looks do matter. You can't fall in love with somebody you're not attracted to. Intimately fall in love with them. You cannot. Okay, this also might sound rude. I think love is blind is really good for people that have had really bad luck. Like they've been really mistreated bad and all these things in relationships. You, a man that is like, you're not single through...
horrible breakups and everyone blames you and they just like dump you stuff like you're choosing to be yes so that's why i don't think the show would be good for you as of anybody else like that that's bro honest to god i think that's why the people that go on there that don't really have a problem with getting people in the real world i think they want a different chance at love but it's like yeah those are the people that it doesn't fall out because when they see those looks the people that are really down like really down have been hurt are very they don't care like they're very not uh
Like, I don't know. Like, they really don't care about that stuff. It's just a different type of person. I just don't believe it. I just don't think in my heart of hearts you cannot intimately fall in love with somebody without being attracted to them. You can't.
I don't think so. And to the point where you're married to them, that's your sole partner for life. For life. I don't think it's possible. And it is true that attraction can be built. Like you can build attraction. You can become attracted to someone through how they treat you, how they act, how they show up. But that's also through like...
Yeah. Like a month, two months, couple months, whatever the hell it may be. Maybe you're friends first and see how they operate. Yeah. Talking behind a wall for a week, week and a half, seeing each other for one week on a honeymoon, then back to the real world. And he's supposed to get married. That's, I don't, I could never do it. Especially you're tripping about Hawaiian shirts. Yeah. Like she's, and that was another part because we never, none of us were really like team Laura, but then she did that and I was like, God. No, that really made me upset. Yeah. I was like, she bossed his ass. Well,
Leave your predictions in the comments right now for Love is Blind. Tell us what you're loving. Tell us who you think is going to get married. Tell us who you hate. Whatever. And that was Pop Culture Payday Cam. Pop Culture Payday Cam. Wow. Cam, get us out of here.
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