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It's almost a new year and I'm almost new here. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, Season 2, Episode 40. We did it, we hit 40. Round of applause from the studio audience. It's getting worse and worse and worse. It sounds like, it sounds like...
It sounds like the Tin Man is back there just having a damn blast, like a party. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, Season 2, Episode 40. We're coming off an episode where I expose too much. I read the comments, just my voice cracked, I'm going through puberty again, um,
I read the comments. I exposed too much and I'm sorry. I'm sorry I exposed so much about my life, but this is what the You Should Know podcast is all about. It's all about me being super vulnerable, co-host Cam making fun of me being the normal guy, and then us as a family coming together and
and sharing our experiences. But I'm fine because I know y'all love me. I'm fine exposing my life. I'm sure it's going to happen more this episode. But if you want to be officially a part of the family and you should know family is strong and we are like this. I'm not sure what this means for the audio listeners, my hands in the fist. But if you look below and you see that subscribe button, press here. If you look even more below that and you see that comment section is up a field with your name, guess what? Even more wrong. Now,
Christmas just happened. I hope everybody had a fa la la la la Christmas. I want y'all to do something for me. If you bought somebody some merch and you gave it to them as a Christmas gift and you have a video of them opening it up, can you please send it to either me, co-host Cam, or put it in the Discord? Just DM it to us on Instagram at PSHA at CamKennedy22, right? CamKennedy22?
DM us that video. We would love to have that experience of witnessing that. That's awesome that y'all got that as a surprise for some people. But we did get, we came back to the studio after Christmas, which is today, and we got a gift from the lovely
Eliza, Eliza, Eliza, Eliza, sorry for pronouncing your name wrong. She's also the one that got us Kevin here and she got me and Kim matching Carhartt hoodies. This is so awesome. Thank you so much. You did not have to do this. We actually are going to rock these. These are like act like they are thick, thick Johns. Like this is some really nice stuff. So we really appreciate that and everything we get in the PO box. Thank you so much. This means the world to us. Me and Kim are going to wear these on the episode, uh,
one day and we're going to be matching and it's all because of you eliza thank you so much and also we have a winner we have a winner for the manscape performance package that we have been talking about for people that ordered merch uh fifty dollars or above we randomly selected a winner and the winner is i was expecting a round of applause i mean a drum roll
Drum roll. And the winner is Jared Peroni. I hope I said your last name wrong. Jared Peroni. Thank you so much. Did I say that wrong?
Oh, I hope I said your name right, Jared. I'm so sorry. I'm tired. I got some of that Christmas fog still in me. That bunch of eggnog going straight to my nugget. Thank you so much for buying merch and congratulations on this performance package. It should show up to your door anytime now. For the people that want to sign merch, that's going to be coming to you. We've just been super busy, but all that stuff is going to come to you. So thank you, Jared. This is yours. Payton is touching on it. So now you got my hand grease on your box. Oh my God.
I'm so sorry, Jared. Jared, I'm sorry. We got co-host camp. We got co-host camp. It's going to be one of those episodes. We got co-host camp in the studio.
Me and Kim are probably not going to argue this episode. We're not going to debate. We're coming off that Christmas jolly holly spirit. We're ready for the new year. We got some great new year stuff coming for y'all. We got some great surprises, some elevation in the podcast, new stuff coming. I'm so excited for this new year. Let's end 2022 with a bang. I love y'all so much. Last episode of 2022. Let's make it a good one.
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They just heard a bunch of friction on the... How was your Christmas, buddy? It was good. It was great. We had a great Christmas day. Fun at the game? So fun. Great time. Amazing seats. You sound so sad. It was a good time. It was fun. I was like awkwardly out of breath. But... What do you want? Great times. Great times. Yeah.
Great seats, great game, great time. Say that one more time. Great time. We were in Oklahoma for about four days. Good old Oakleyville. Got to see family, friends, all of Liv's side. It was really fun. It's always good to step away and go see them and just enjoy family.
It sounds like there's a gun to you right now. Like you sound like... Yeah, thanks for asking. My Christmas was good too. I went back home. I saw the dog. Jesus. Sorry, how was your Christmas? Oh, you don't give a shit. Okay, well New Year's is coming up. Are we going to spend New Year's together? Please? Maybe. I want you to be my New Year's smooch. My New Year's smooch is going to be Olivia. You can kiss Malcolm. I'm going to be here. You can kiss Ruby.
I will kiss Ruby. There you go. Are we doing something for... By the way, a lot of people don't know this. Ruby's government name is Rubith. R-U-B-I-T-H. Rubith Janelle Meredith Grey Kennedy. From Grey's Anatomy. Yeah. I've never seen that show. It's a horrible television. It's not, but it's okay. We're both rocking the Uchino merch. They can get it at UchinoStudios.com. You're staying cold. It's getting cold outside, bro. It's around this time. It is. Stuff starts to... Right after Christmas, it starts to decline. I love it.
I love it. You love it? I love it. Like, I finally can go outside and, like, put on multiple layers.
I don't like wearing layers like that. It's cold outside. Yeah, but wearing layers like that, it makes me feel like I can't breathe. It makes me feel like my water hose is wound up. It's because you have the rib cage of a small feline. You're not well supported by your bone structure. So, yeah. I mean, no. Just put on layers and it's great. Cam wears ear mittens when he goes out. I don't. You set your microwave on fire.
Did that was I didn't I didn't funny. I did on fire It was so weird because I literally looked at the chick-fil-a sandwich, and I've opened it up, and I said there's foil I was like, but it's in this package. It should be fine had a super brain fart through that joint in the microwave Literally turned around there was like it was like sage witchcraft. It was like blue blue Fireworks going on in there. Oh my gosh Olivia was like oh
And I was like, "What?" And I turned around and was like, I was like, "Oh my God!" I opened it, it was still on fire. Like the whole thing was just sitting on fire. So I was like, "This man goes, 'Pat it down with your hand!'" "Yeah, right." I was like, "That's not doing anything." Took it, put it under some water.
Yes or no that I still take the sandwich out and eat it. A hundred percent. Yeah, I was so hungry. Your stomach's a bottomless pit. You said it tasted like campfire? It tasted like flame. Like it was not, it was just, it tasted like absolute fire. It smelled like carbon monoxide in that apartment. It was a horrible dinner, but Chick-fil-A never disappoints. I just disappointed them. So sorry. You disappointed me too. Okay, but that's okay. You disappoint me every day. No, you don't, but...
Why do you do that? I mean, it's because I love you. You pick on the ones you love. You do that to me too much. You pick on the ones you love. You never say, you never say like, Peyton, I appreciate you and everything you do. I say that all the time. When have you ever said that to me? All the time. Name one time. Earlier today.
Literally got to the studio. I said, love you, bro. Appreciate everything you do. Oh my God. Cam thinks I'm an expendable friend. So time out. What do you mean you don't like layers when it's cold? See how he moves past that topic? I'm an expendable friend to him. You need, yeah, but you need. I'm kidding. You're all I have. You need layers. You need layers for warmth. Yeah, I just don't. Hence the hoodie. She didn't send us a cardigan.
a Carhartt t-shirt hoodie. No, no, I agree. If you go out in the cold, you should. I just don't go out in the cold. You need a beater, a shirt, a hoodie, then a coat. Minimum. You wear earmuffs. I don't own, nor have I ever owned. You wear your mom's. You literally walked out of Lisa's home with earmuffs on and they were, uh, the only thing I've ever put on my head is a beanie. They were flannel. Yeah. When I put a beanie on my head. Yeah. I look, yeah, I know. I did not have a flannel pattern earmuff.
What is this, a Lifetime movie? I do not wear earmuffs. Oh, now there's horns and reindeers on him? What are you talking about? Oh, snort boy. Hey, piggy. Get it together. They were fuzzy. Oh, they were fuzzy and protruding. Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. Your hip is bad. It is. Can you say one nice thing about me? What? Coming off the Christmas holiday, say one nice thing about me. Yes. You don't look... Not about my look, about me as a person. Okay, you're very... You're a good man. Great friend.
How am I a good friend? I said great friend. How am I a great friend? Well, it's clearly not your listening skills because I said great friend. How am I a great friend? You're a great friend because you think about others when you do things. Like what? When have I done that? All the time. Like you think about you put other people's opinions in there, what they want to do. You're like water. You just float the easiest way. You don't make things hard. If we want to go here, you go. If we want to do this, you do that. Why don't you ever say that to me? I just did. Why don't you say that to me without me asking? I just said that.
Why don't you say it to me without people asking? Because normally people don't have to fish for compliments like that. Because people give them. I do give them. You've never given me. You always say, ew, you look like a little cricket boy. You look like you belong in the minute board.
I'm just kidding. Yeah, I have a broken hip. If the world didn't, I don't. Your hip is bad. It still hurts. I need to re-enlist into PT. No, but what are we doing for New Year's? I want to do New Year's. Something. We can go somewhere. We can go to the crib. We can do something. Mama Liv can whip something up. But if we're saying at a homeless go to mine, I live in the city and there's going to be telelights everywhere.
Like my parking garage, you can see the whole thing, so we can see all the stuff in there. Have some champagne. Have some champagne. Some champagne. And then we... Put your fingers down. We're like a charcuterie. We're not kissing. You can kiss Ruby. I'm kissing Olivia. I didn't say I want to kiss you. You did.
No, New Year's is a good time, though. New Year's parties are fun. Though, honestly, a pet peeve, though, is something just like an ick of mine, is when people, like, they're so, either they're so inebriated or they're just so in the moment that they don't even sync with the countdown. Saturday! Literally on the screen, it's like three, or it's like seven, six, and they're like, five, four, three, two!
It's like, dude, at least get the count. Like that's literally your only job right now. It's on the screen. There's an enormous ball going down. There's so many lights and you just, you don't do it. Let's talk about inebriated people. Cause I have a lot of pet. I hate being around inebriated people, especially if I'm not because they're so touchy and there's, I hate, I hate the people that talk into my cheek. I turned into Dr. Phil.
I don't touch, but I'm just like, what problems you got? That's what we're the same. We're therapists. Yeah, let me fix it. Let me give you some advice. No, you know who I am? I'm always asking, do you need something? I'm always the person like, you want me to grab you something? Yeah, I heard that when you walked in. Listen. They can't hear, so it doesn't matter. No, you. Yeah, but we're here for them. But you.
but basically am i not remember like in college all the time i was like you need something i always come up to hey can i help you it's like what are you on shift like just go to your dorm like i got i got myself i never told you this one time whenever i wasn't sick and broke um no dude juco was a dark time like it was great but we were so oh my god i'm watching last chance you right now and we're so broke we couldn't even couldn't pay attention
Your hands are clammy. No, that's you. Dry. Feel my hands. Dry as can be. My hands are not clammy. Neither are mine. And you know they're not. I literally felt it and it was... I literally saw you wipe them. I'm saying there's nothing there. Yeah, clam boy. Yeah, Mr. Krabs. Alright, whatever, dude. You bikini bottom. Dude, I saw like a thing about that. It's sick. Tell me. Let's do it. No.
Basically, Spongebob is like... Oh. I never... Okay, we can't... I know. You said tell me, so... Come to the podcast with some fun stuff to talk about. Listen to what boss says. I'm kidding. Alright, hey, New Year's Eve. I had... Did I ever tell you about my... It's hard to talk about. You can't even say it, so... Did I ever tell you about how I had my first...
Did I ever tell you about how I had my first kiss on New Year's Eve and it was the most traumatizing experience ever? Dude, the amount of trauma you have is just unbelievable. I had the worst New Year's kiss of all time. Let's hear it. It was like, I was in like middle school or something, like eighth grade, and I've never kissed anybody, but there was this girl in my grade who I had the biggest crush on. She was so beautiful. She's pregnant now and she has two kids. Yeah.
Could have saved that. Could have just kept that upstairs. But if they need to step on it, I mean, you're delusional. Yeah, you're sick of it. But yeah, I had the biggest crush on her. She was so beautiful. And she was one of those ones that she kind of acted like I didn't exist. But whenever she did talk to me, it made me feel like she loved me. It just lit your day up. Yeah. I thought she was in love with me when she talked to me.
And so... Really? You were like her sympathy talk? Oh, yeah. Let me give this guy two minutes of attention. And you were just like, oh, she notices me. Yeah, my teeth are... Notice me! Notice me! And my teeth are like this, and I smelled bad, and I had long hair. So she never really gave me the time of day. But...
But around New Year's time, she was having a New Year's party at her house. She was like the most popular girl. And so she was having a New Year's party with all the popular kids. And I wasn't a popular kid, but I was cool with everybody. Wait, you weren't popular with flat iron straight hair and you looked like Troy Polamalu and you had a tail? You weren't popular? And you smelled bad with crooked teeth? Really? Couldn't have guessed, huh?
So she invited me and she said, yeah, my parents are throwing a New Year's party at my house. You want to come? My heart, yeah, like it was like a platoon of butterflies just got released into my stomach. Just chef's kiss. I was like, this is my time. And she invited me. So I thought she wanted to be my New Year's kiss. She wanted me to be there on New Year's to where we can exchange a
Yeah, I was like, she wants to be my New Year's kiss. She wants to smooch Peyton on New Year's. I'm in there. Oh, my God. I was so excited. Mama, we made it. God, dude. So I went to the New Year's party, right? And I was so anxious, so nervous. I didn't talk to anybody. I was literally pacing. Everybody was playing Scrabble, doing kid games, pin the tail on the donkey. Everybody had a hat on. I had my hat on, but it didn't really fit my hair. So I was just like pacing around. Your tail was tucked. Okay.
So I was just pacing around the party, right? I couldn't sit still. Like, dude, right there, they're all like, God, who's this weirdo? Sit down. And so they had these New Year's sunglasses on the table, so I just walked around with those trying to hide my eyes and my angst, walking around with New Year's glasses on, just pacing. Everyone's like, this kid is a freak. All I can remember is that they had a hot chocolate machine in queso. Doesn't sound like that bad of a party.
But it's not a good concoction for the tongue and the breath. Oh, yeah, no. That's a garbage disposal. That's full-blown liquid, hot liquid garbage. No, yeah. You got the cocoa powder, boiling hot water, cheese, whatever else is inside of it. Just a little jambalaya for the mouth. I walked around that party talking like a dragon. Everybody was like...
they're like whoa oh my god i had the hottest breath in that party going into the next year it was getting closer to midnight so i was just i was anxiously eating all the all the nachos and just drinking the hot chocolate so my breath and i just had my teeth were super spaced out so it was just a bunch of chip chunks in my teeth just hot chocolate sitting on the tongue recipe for disaster
So around the time of midnight, I could see that she was eyeing me. She was trying to see like Peyton come up to me. I took one more hit of that hot cocoa, took three more chips to the mouth. I was like, it's time to go. I didn't really, this is my first kiss. So I didn't think of how my breath was, right? And it was super cold. And I had always had a runny nose problem in school. Everybody in school knew me to be the guy in class to go and like wipe my nose. I was always that kid. Oh God.
You poor soul. I was so sweaty and I smelled awful. Your mom, dude, if she was a fly on the wall of this, she'd be so ashamed. Like, she truly would. So I just remember her like angelically walking up to me and I was just like blinking a lot. And she goes, she goes, it's almost midnight. And I go, it is. I'm ready.
so she goes let's go to the corner because my parents are right there so i was like oh she really wants this kiss her parents were in the living room with everybody like monitoring being good parents she's like let's go to this corner in the kitchen where they're not at we could hear the countdown fishing for this kiss she was fiending for it i swear i smelled like salmon like i smelled like salmon cheese and cocoa just tortilla chips marshmallows i mean you got it all going on that's sick
a little bit of snot started to come out. - Oh my God. - And she was looking at me so I couldn't wipe it. I didn't want her to see that the snot was going down and I was wiping it so I was just letting it go. - I pray that this story ends with you just blessing that girl and not kissing her. Just removing yourself. - It got to the point where the snot started to hit the top lip a little bit. - Oh my God.
Like fix yourself. It was too late. We were at five on the countdown. I had to go in. You had five seconds to wipe it off. She was looking at me. I didn't want to go. And the kiss was on. I was just like, hopefully she doesn't see it. As we got closer, I didn't close my eyes because I wanted to make sure this was real. You're a serial killer. Oh my God. You smell like everything that you could possibly eat. You're staring her in her soul. You got snot running down. This is probably in this girl's reoccurring nightmare to this day.
I mean straight up sleep terrors night terrors because you so as I was getting closer I didn't like close my eyes or close my mouth cuz I was nervous and I was a mouth breather back then so oh what else? Oh the stench was just hitting her. Oh you're making me uncomfortable. I was so excited and she I could see as we were getting closer she was just like her eyes start to squint more and she was going
Like she was like bracing for something and I was like, I'm not touched. Like I'm, is she in pain? Like did she get a sports injury? So I go in for the kiss, right? I'm sure one of my jacked up teeth jabbed her. All of the chips started to fall out of the teeth. The hot cocoa was just hitting her. And we kiss. I back up. I kid you not, just snot trail is connecting us still. I go, you need to leave.
Like Lady and the Tramp, there's a noodle but it's your snot. Okay, you're pigging out. I'm itching right now. I take my two fingers, I swipe down, and I go, "Wow, that was really great." And she goes, "No it wasn't." Do you know how bold she- like, that took everything in her sweet little heart probably to just say that was awful. Oh, you're crying. You're crying. It was so embarrassing. Oh my god.
I should have wiped my nose and brushed my teeth. Yeah, maybe lay off the tortilla chips, queso, hot chocolate. Oh my God. If you're watching this, I hope your kids are doing well. I hope you can sleep at night. I hope he doesn't haunt you in your dreams. I am sorry. To whatever your name is, I am so sorry. Oh my goodness. That's...
You suck. Like, I feel bad for that woman. You can't even find, you can't even find your hair, your hair, bro, your hair, bro, your hair, bro, your hair, bro. It's been a week. I got to start checking you, but you're not allowed to show up in headgear anymore. I have to check you. I'm going to say like, there's gonna be a security clearance. If you don't have a haircut before we walk in, you were just going straight, going straight there.
You're sniffing now. Oh, it's like the peak store. Finger batting. The snot down is like that is that's literally like level like level 10 cringe. I was trying to get an offer. I was trying to be a gentleman. You were probably a creature and you went straight to cretin. Like you just you skipped. You just got a new subscription. Straight cretin level. That is that is horrendous activity. I was trying to like be a gentleman and get the snot offer.
Oh my god, dude. That's literally not, that's not sitting good with me. Like, I'm actually feeling queasy. And I bet whenever I was approaching her and my mouth was open, she saw the chips in my teeth. Stop! Stop! Oh my god. Dude, there's just like tortilla crumbs. That's something out of like a horror film. Like, that is a nightmare. Don't touch me. That's so, that's, oh my goodness. Oh, I, oh, woo. So kids, if you're about to have your first New Year's kiss, brush your teeth.
Yeah, brush your teeth, bring some mints, lay off the queso. Bring a Kleenex. Yeah, Kleenex, pop an allergy pill. Just a troubled young man. I mean, that is like some main character stuff for real. My second kiss, I accidentally drooled in the girl's mouth. Because you know I have a drooling problem. It stuck my mouth with water. You're probably trying to re-up from last year. The year prior, you're like, oh, this one's going to be better. I'm going to do a little extra in your psych. All right.
Oh, no. We're done. We're done. Dude, New Year's is supposed to be. Oh, my gosh. Dude, yeah. Oh, my God. I remember I wore a, I don't know if this was ever a trend or if I was just whatever I was doing. I wore like a collared shirt, like a dress shirt, and like a sweater over it. Oh, boys choir stuff. Yeah, like literally. Like I had a whole sweater on, just like the little, like the hardened collar on the outside. Don't know who I thought I was.
Oh my gosh, New Year's parties are just hilarious. No, they're not. No, they're... Well, for you, yeah. For me, it was just fun times, friends, family. For you, it was just nightmares. Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. Oh my gosh, she's probably cringing to this day. I mean, you just... I'm not that way anymore. I just stink sometimes. Okay, but like... It's my anxious secretion. It's my anxious secretion. I mean, you smell better than you did last week. Thank you. So I'll give you that. Did you bathe? You probably bathed.
You're probably, you're thinking. Probably. And you probably bathe. How often do you reuse your towels after you shower? What do you mean? Every time I shower? No, but how often do you use the same towel? Oh, I was about to say, like, what do you want me to air dry or something? Like, what, a one-use limit? Um, I'd say, I'd say about three to four sh... What? You're disgusting. Three to four showers for one towel. I'm disgusting for that. You...
Three to four showers, one towel. How many towels do you have to just dispose one a day? I have a washing machine. I don't put the same nasty towel that I just used on my undergarments area and then dry my face with it the next shower. You're disgusting. You're reusing towels for four showers? Nasty, man. I'm disgusting? How long did you go without bathing? How long did you do it? And I'm disgusting. You had a whole microbiome on your back.
You had a realm of bacteria. They don't know how long I've gone without showering. Share it! I'm disgusting. The nerve on this guy. Don't put that on the public. Three to four, okay, three to four showers. You use it, you dry off, it sits there, it dries, you shower the next day. The longest, how long did you go without showering? The longest ever was three and a half weeks.
Three and a... You went a habitual cycle. Like, it was... You went... It takes 21 days to build a habit. And you did that. You didn't even realize you weren't clean at that point. You're disgusting. Don't do that in public. You're a sweaty little boy. It was a bad month. Yeah. Did you just hear what you said? You went a twelfth of a year without bathing. And I'm disgusting. Because I take three showers in three days with the same towel.
Sometimes you just like you it's like you forgot you had towels or something you weren't bathing Well, it's just I was going through something. What could you possibly be going through to not bathe for three weeks? I didn't smell bad that bad. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god You didn't smell that bad. You didn't smell that bad you You probably could grow things on your skin Like you literally could have a farm of whatever you wanted to plant a seed on his show. I still use deodorant. I
At least, I- so I did s- There was probably a layer
a literal, you could prop like a scratch off, a peel and play layer of just of gunk built up on your underarms. We've all gone three weeks without showering. I have never from the conception of me, I have never gone three weeks without showering. It's okay, you're acting like that's like a natural thing for me. I just happen to go- The fact that it's happened once is enough. That's insane. I wash my sheets like the week after I- That doesn't matter!
You can wash all your clothes, you're just putting your same disgusting, just all your orifices and all your body, you're sweating. That's the same thing as the towels. You're putting the same nasty stuff on the same towel. So you're saying you're cleaning your, I bet you don't even wash your legs. So you're drying off your legs and then putting that on your face tomorrow?
Nasty. You're flossing after your shower, you're flossing and then you go and say, "Oh, I need to dry off my face today." That's nastier than not showering for three weeks. You were, oh my god, you were drying off your dandruff with dead skin and then rubbing in sweat, masking it with Old Spice and you thought you were good to go. And you want to talk to me about using the same towel for four showers. Four days. Four days. Three weeks.
You will not win this one. They're gonna think I stink. You will not win. Matter of fact, I take it back. You know, I'm starting to smell something. Maybe you don't smell that good. You just, you re-pissed off my neck. You would've said something because it was when we lived together. You would've said something. If I would've smelled bad. Then you probably went through three bottles of cologne in that time. Because if I didn't know that you had, that's honestly it. No, I wasn't using. You're pissing me off. I wasn't, I wasn't. You're making me mad at myself. I wasn't using cologne whenever I would step out. I would just use the Febreze and go like that around my body. Just so I was pleasant to others.
Dude, pleasant to others. You need to be pleasant to your soul. Your soul was dirty at that point. You didn't have a clean, you weren't a clean, like, you didn't even have clean thoughts probably. You were just sick. You were sitting there rotting away. Like, there's probably, oh my God, you probably had just so many different bacterias on you. Well, I didn't brush for that whole time either, so. I had George Washington teeth. It's like, did you go through a challenge? Like, were you vlogging this? What was happening?
Did you lose the worst bet of all time? It's just a little sad. A little sad and musty. A little sad and soggy. Sad, soggy Rogers is who you were. You sick. You're a sick bastard. I don't know what. Like three weeks is un- That is unexcusable. Try it. No. No one try that. Ever.
I should have committed a citizen's arrest against you. You should have been detained. You should have been detained because at least there you can bathe. I wouldn't have bathed there either. Dude, you're... Oh, you just act like you're better than me? The fact that you thought you had any leeway to even argue with me on that is irking me to my core. It is pissing me off. My name's Cam and I bathe all the time.
Would you rather use the same towel that you dried off your whole body with on your face the next day or not bathe for 21 days? Okay, but you act like that's crazy. That is... I was using Febreze and deodorant. Febreze! That's what you use for the room when someone rips a fart.
I might have used it for my greenhouse. Oh, my God. What? I can't even. Like, dude, when I fart and I'm clean, they smell awful. You probably smelled like a dumpster fire. Like a literal trash pit. Oh. Oh. They're going to make fun of me. Oh, as they should. Honestly, like, I'll defend you until the death, but as they should. It doesn't seem like it. That's sickening.
That is just troublesome. It's not that bad. That's troublesome. You're being extra. No, you should have been enlisted in like dirt camp. Like literal, like a dirt camp. Like a straight up dirt camp. It's not that bad. Now I know why you're so grimy at basketball. Like that's just your lifestyle. Dude, I thought he smelled bad. You gotta bleep that out. I gotta bleep that. I thought he smelled bad. Who's the worst smelling person? Him. Him.
100%. I'm trying to think. He smelled like a 9 to 5, like a day's edge of work and like turkey. Like meat. Okay, but honestly, have you ever walked by me and been like, you stink? Last week. You were secreting a foul odor. Where? Here. Really? These same spots last week. You tried to lay on me and tell what Santa wanted for Christmas. I was getting all sorts of whiffs. My nose was in a boxing match for its life. I wish I was stopped up. You stink sometimes.
You smell like environment. Like, you smell like outdoors. Dude, and you smelled like a whole community, like a whole hemisphere. You had every scent imaginable. You smell like a Labrador sometimes. After what? After physical exertion? Exactly. You got, like, swamped. I work out, I sweat, I go home and bathe. You smell like a Louisiana swamp sometimes. You were working out, sweating, going to work, doing homework, sleeping.
I just thought like if like if I were to work out because there's been several times my life I've worked out I'm so tired. I didn't take a shower That's disgusting laid down in the grime in like the disbelief that I am in that I'm in in myself Overcomes that thought and I get up and shower you were sleeping in a twin XL for 21 nights must
Dude, I mean, you probably grew fur. Like, you probably grew a second coat at some point. At some point. It's not that bad, bro. You're gassing it. It's not that bad. It's really not. You just pissed me off. I don't know what else to say. All right, let's do a challenge. Whoever goes the longest out showering, $3,000. I work here, so I don't have to see anybody. You don't. I was about to say, I can't. I cannot. $3,000. I can't show up to work and do that. $3,000. I can't.
Because for me to do for I can't you wouldn't get in trouble. Yeah, I would literally in the handbook Has to be well groomed and taken care of in the handbook so serious I would be I would then be put under citizens arrest I would lose my job at a meeting the people at your job would will roast you to the ones you work around They would kill you. Oh, they'd hate it every day showing up. Oh, like the fact you the fact he's offering me that is sick. I
Bro, you just... I'm a betting man. You just... Why are you striking me? Dude, have you ever been so hungry you've thrown up? No. I hate that, though. Like, okay, what do you mean? There's no way you, like, what'd you throw up? No, it's... Like, your hunger? Did you just throw up thoughts? No, just like... And feelings? Did you hear that? What? You didn't just hear that? What? No. I feel like a dog whistle just went off in my ear. I might be shutting down. Yeah, because that fur that you grew...
No, I hate being so hungry when you can't eat. I hate that. Can you buy me what a burger tonight? Please Please no, I'm so hungry throw up No, that's speaking of food. There's something that I always wanted to try and we're gonna try it here right now No, no, hell no. Hell. It is a challenge food when we sat down and we had our meeting and
We had veto clauses. I'm veto. Dude, the last time you swindled me. What's the saying? Fool me once, shame on me. Shame on you. Fool me twice, it'd be shame on me. I'm not shaming myself. I'm not doing this. No, this is something. You tricked me into eating the Sahara Desert, Arizona wilderness, the hottest ghost pepper, scorpion pepper chip there is. Well, we're going to do this one together. Here's a spoon. Take your spoon.
Dude, I'm sorry. I cannot promise that I'm going to go through with this. I can't. I can't promise, bro. I cannot promise I'm going to go through this. Now, this is something I've always wanted. I am twitching, bro. This right here is PTSD. This is PTSD.
Let me explain this to you. My stomach's hurting. There's something that I've always wanted to try, and it's been a challenge back whenever we were in middle school. And it reminded me because our friends from the land down under in Australia... No! No! No! Oh, my God, no! No, no, no, no. Used to eat this with pride. No, no, no. We're going to eat some Vegemite. No, no, dude. No, no, no, no.
I've never tried Vegemite, but apparently it's the nastiest thing you could ever eat. No, bro. No, bro. No, bro. No, bro. No.
So let's get a quick little whiff of this veggie. You can only get this in like Australia I can't bro. I can't bro. I that was a roid rage. I just had like This is good
dude i respect you and your traumas you share stuff every week and i always have your back i'm saying i want to veto this and you're not listening to me it's open up this container i've heard this is disgusting no bro it's called it's a yeast extract what does that even mean it's like child proof oh cam is dog food it smells like straight it's kibbles and bits it's so thick
I fed this to Malcolm before. I fed this to my Labrador before. I can't sniff it, bro. Take a whiff. I swear to God I can't. No, I'm about to slap your hand. It's going to fall. I swear to God. I swear to God. For the podcast and everyone, I already apologized to them. Dude, I respect you and your traumas. You're not listening to me. You're not listening to me. I'm not sniffing it. If I'm going to do this, I'm not sniffing it. If I smell it, I physically won't be able to put it in my mouth. I'm letting you know right now. If I smell that, I won't be able to go through with this.
So if you want me to do this, I can't smell it. Alright. I just have to bombard. Oh my god. Alright, let me. I have a headache. My head's hurting. Oh god, bro. It smells so bad. It's like hitting the back of my throat. Dude, I have a headache. Pause. Why do you? Oh my god, bro. Why do you do this? Why do you? Oh my god. It's so thick. I told you. It's so thick. You are getting a federal amount on your spoon. Oh my god.
Oh my god dude, that's what people use to lay bricks. Like that is literally cement. That is- oh my god. Oh, the smell gets worse the deeper it goes. Here, open up. Dude, I- no, I- Caden, bro, Caden, my legs are touching. You know my legs don't touch. You know I don't like my legs touch. I- dude, I'm quivering. Dude, go get the trash can. You think I'm kidding. Grab this. Take a spoon. Oh my god, it's so dense. Grab a spoon. It's so dense.
Oh my god, the smell's getting close to me dude, my head is hurting. I can't bro. I cannot. It smells like a doggy kennel at Petco in here. More than that. No, no. Cam, look at mine and look at yours. Go pull up whatever episode that was, look at your chip and look at mine. Dude, you should do this by yourself. No. Yes, you should. You deserve it. You made me eat sardines afterwards. Dude, I'm not, you think I'm kidding. Go get the damn trash can.
Is this a superfood? What is this 26 grams of protein? Dude, I can't stop shaking. You think I'm kidding? It's like the back of my throat's getting clogged. That literally smells like the Nutro wet food that I buy Rubik's. No, it's definitely dog food. Straight from the spoonful. There's not even a bag in the trash. Bro, please, Cam. I'm starting to lose motivation. There's not a bag in the trash. All right, on three. Ready? Show them how much you got.
It smells awful. It smells so bad. No, no, put it over there because it's going to block the shot. Push more to the couch. All right, here we go. Try. Where's the can? Let me see the can. Let me see the can. No, I'm not doing anything for you.
I'm not bro. All right, like we're literally we're doing this and ending the episode. We're this the episodes We might as well outro now. I'm ready Dude, it's like I like different like layers. So it's like crud crusty right here and then smooth and it's like gelatin going through like metamorphosis It's like All right ready trying vegemite for the first time the nastiest thing you could ever get Apparently apparently the nastiest topping you could ever eat
Here you go bottoms up brother. Let's get it. I'm not gonna lie. You have to put in your mouth first Let's go run to the Oh my god, that's why y'all get that big of a mouth. Oh my god. Oh you bastard. No, bro. It's It's stuck you took way too much it's on the mic you threw the you threw the
My god you threw up. Oh that water's not gonna make it better. It doesn't make it better. Oh my god. It's in your beard Oh, it's like a scene out of alien. Oh my god. I think that's actually don't know oh oh It's a damn horror scene down here. See I've already sent my recup dude your eyes are bloodshot. Oh my god It's in your beard. It's in your beard. It's in dude. You took so much your oh
Doni, oh my god, the floor. I told you, you ruined it. You threw the damn spoon. What were you thinking? That was on the spoon? Yeah. It hit you. Yeah, it hit the mic, it hit my pants. And you threw it on the floor. No, I threw my spoon into the trash. Or no, that's actually the big glob that came out of your mouth. Oh my god. Andy, bro, the fact that you ever ate that in front of me. Our Australian friends belong in prison. Oh no, y'all literally, like, that's, that is the first.
I can actually say that's probably one of the worst things I've ever eaten in my entire life. I peed. And the fact that you, yeah. I peed a little bit. Oh, I thought you said puked. I said yes. I didn't know you urinated. It came out of everywhere. See, I was. Can you give me another water? Dude, no. I can't see. My lips are chapped now. It was so salty. Dude, it was so bad. Keith, please. No. I got you a towel. It's so wet and there's not a bag. No. You deserve this. You deserve this.
Take your hand off your crotch. I swear to God. I swear to God I'm peeing right now, dog. Sorry, guys. Oh, my God. Yeah, literally, whoever made Vegemite, you suck. From the bottom of my heart, you absolutely suck. All right, guys. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for watching this episode of Usional Podcast. I'm traumatized. Dude, like, I'm never eating something if you don't tell me what it is ever again. I'm never doing it again. That was... I think I would have much rather ate the hot chip than that. Yeah.
Yeah, that, dude, that was, I don't know. There's no way people eat that shit. There's no, yeah, like they put it on toast. Dude. And just take spoonfuls. Oh, they belong in federal prison. Under. Oh my God. I don't feel good anymore. My happiness is gone. I feel like an empty person. Oh my Lord. I'm not bathing for another three weeks.
Alright, well, we love all of you. Happy New Year. If you're going to kiss somebody on New Year's, make sure you bring mints. Don't eat Vegemite. Oh my God, if you eat Vegemite and try to kiss somebody, you're out of there.
The IH for this week's code get your good karma. Veggie my is horrible horrendous Horrific anything horrific any adjective that you want to do hiscellaneous. I mean, that's not a word But I don't even know what English is. Yeah English certainly isn't wherever that is bred from we gotta take Oh God Watch out for your shoes, but we love all of you have an amazing new year and
Next episode will officially be in 2023. We have a lot of big things and updates coming this way. Again, shout out to Jared for winning the Manscaped sweepstakes. Y'all keep letting Manscaped know how much you love them, how much you love us. There'll be more sweepstakes to come. We're not doing this in 2023. I can't do the outro, bro. What a way to end 2022. It just can't end. Let's say, on a serious note, what a great year 2022 was for the You Should Know podcast.
Thank you so much. Fantastic year. We love all of you. Thank you to Co-host Cam. He's about to throw up again. I feel like y'all don't understand. His gag reflex was actually triggered, and there's slight vomit in that trash can that doesn't have a bag. So, yeah, shout out, Uncle P. Yours truly, Co-host Cam. We'll see you all in the new year. If you buy Vegemite, just unsubscribe because you don't belong here. I swear to God, if I see one comment saying it is so good, I'm blocking you. Oh, yeah, no, no. If you comment that, you might as well just...
You might as well just unfollow because you're going to get blocked. We should do this at the end of 2022. We should have him out. Y'all never seen Dragan's full body. He's got cute little legs. All right, go ahead and get ready to say your saying. All right, everybody. Thank you so much for coming to this episode of the You Should Know Podcast and being here with us for all of 2022. 2023 is going to be an even better year. We got live shows coming, new merch coming, new stuff coming for the fans. It's just going to be a whole bunch of elevation coming
here at the you should know podcast my name is dragone behind me is p that's co-host cam and we will see you 2023 if anyone tries to try vegemite i guess duet us or tag it because yeah i want to see y'all i want to see y'all try vegemite because it's the worst thing ever but we love y'all peace out have a great new year's yeah that was a bad idea
It's a bad idea. I don't feel good.
