I WAS HIT BY A CAR! -You Should Know Podcast-
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Stop! You're drooling. It's still on your lip. We're gonna address that. You normally have very nimble slaps. That was a good slap. That was aggressive. A bit much, actually. Sometimes when I give you a good, like, good morning pat, like, you know when we wake up in the same bed? But that's on my ass. What?

Yeah, I came with the freakiness too today. Oh, we can play. You look good. I don't want to play with you. What does it make you feel? It makes me feel warm and alive. I was about to say warm. It's more tantalizing. It makes you feel warm. You feel like electric shocks. I feel a subtle rush of...

Good morning. Hello. How are you doing? Brewed and ready. How was your week, Boss of Jamaican? How was your week, Bubba? My week was pretty dope. We saw the world of... Did someone just interrupt? That's the second intruder we had today. We saw the World of Barbie premiere. We did. That was sick. Why are we lying? No, we haven't. By the time we're filming this, we haven't. We'll talk about it next week.

Cam lies to y'all. Thank you. It is now exposed that Cam is lying. I'm not taking it out. They're going to know how much you lie to them. Explain yourself. We don't lie to you.

I started crying. We're going to the world of Barbie. By the time you've seen this, you already went. Okay, that's what I was going to say. Honest. It's hard for you. I know. It's going to be a real hard time for you to make it to the Heavenly Games. It's going to be real hard for you. Woo! Outside of that, I had another return to the basketball scene. You don't give a fuck shit about that. You could care absolutely less about that subject. Let's see. There was a lot of violence in the NBA this week. Oh, we've gotten back.

to boring. We've gone back. That's what we call a retraction. You don't like you. You're just rude. Yeah, you don't like me. You think I'm rude? Yes. On a scale of one to ten, how nice am I?

Nice? Yeah. On a daily basis, I can give you a three and a half. Okay, tell me. Give me the rating of how I am with you and then how I am with literally any other person on this earth. Any other human being. You're about an eight and a half to nine. Ten is like you have to know somebody to be ten happy and nice to them. You're like an eight, eight and a half. To me, it's like a two. I don't like you. You treat me like whatever that is on the bottom of your shoe. What's on the bottom of my shoe? There's not much. Exactly you. You treat me like not much. Yeah.

So I guess I'm boring and I suck. Have you ever seen me be mean to an outsider? Like a person? I've seen you be sketchy. Like you don't trust them, but you're not openly rude. Give me a scenario where I've been sketchy. Oh, just many people. Like the approach. Not like a fan, like an interaction. But like if we're out and something happens, you'll be like,

You're not just like, hey. That's my first thing I see with everybody. It's like, are you a threat? It's like imminent danger. I've seen you be mean to strangers. No, you have not. To the waitress at that one diner in Austin Tech. Curvy ass about the bacon.

Curvy Lane in Austin, Texas. After we went to the Trail Lights. I asked about bacon. You didn't ask. You demanded that she goes and does her job right. I did not say that. I asked a very simple question. She didn't hear me, so I asked it again in a slightly different tone. You said, hey, I'm effing paying for this meal. You will do your job. If you believe that. And then you literally scooted the plate back to her. You didn't go like this. You went, I'm suing you for defamation. You literally can't.

Okay, you know what? Two out of ten. Two out of ten, nice. You know, I have a question for you. Eight out of ten, rude. I have a question for you, Cam. Let's hear it. Why do you never ask me how my week was? Because by the time... I am four syllables into my answer and you're like, we're back to boring. And I... So I'm over it. How was your week? No, I don't want you to ask me now. Then I don't want to. Okay, I want you to ask me when you genuinely care about me. Okay. That'll be on episode 413. And exactly. That's what you call a rope and pool. That's what you...

That's what you call strangle him. That's what you call four square hopscotch and you're missing a foot. That's what you call that. That's what you call tetherball on the Thursday. Exactly. I tricked you. That's called wall ball and you broke your elbow. That's...

That's what I tricked you. Wall ball with a broken elbow is hell. That's like not fun at all. Exactly. Anything with a broken elbow sucks. Yeah. You know about broken bones. I fractured my elbow. I don't. I was healthy enough. Because you literally had no grit in your life. You're like, ah, ah, anything that can inflict danger. Ah, my head. No, but I actually caught the basketball. You went. Oh, no, that's not what happened to me. Oh, it's from fouling. It's from grabbing jerseys. I didn't get called a foul. A dirty. No.

Anyway. You said, come here. I was going to ask you. Oh, it shows that you're mean to me. That shows that you're mean to me. That shows that you're mean to me. The first opportunity I give you to be mean. Let's go down to it. Let's break this down. Okay. You have a son. I don't have a son. If you had a son. If I had a son. He's being bullied at school. Okay. What do you tell your son? Tell the teacher. Okay. Happens again.

Tell the teacher again. Happens again. If you tell the teacher one more time, if they don't do anything about it, you get your fist, right? And you point it directly in that man's muzzle. And you take everything with him. Okay. You know? And I want his canines to be in your pinky and your pointer finger when you get home. Your pointer finger? Is that how you say it? Pointer finger. You said your pointer finger.

You turned into the sun. I said that? You turned into the hypothetical sun. I said that? You said, you're a canine in point of angle. I said bingle? I didn't say bingle. Your couch is so crooked now. Look how crooked your couch is. There's my haunches. That's good. No, you have to literally move that corn. That part. This is good. It's so hot in here. It is very warm in here. You really said bingle. I didn't.

No, I didn't. Kim, Kim, literally... No, no, no, no. No, no, no. There's a reason... I'm out of breath. There's a reason I asked you that. I think something's happening to me. Something's happening. Okay. Holy shit. There's a reason I asked you... Put your pointer down. Sorry. So...

When it benefits you, if someone's rude to you, you allow your son to take care of it. So now let's fast forward that scenario 20 years in advance, and now it's you and me. You claim you've roped me into being rude. Yeah. But is being rude too rudeness, is that not allowed? No. You were being rude. You want me to be Saint Germain. No, listen. You want me to be Saint Michael. Peter Francis. No, see, that's your victim mentality, your victim blaming, and your gaslighting.

I used all the hot words. Every buzzword. Jesus Christ. Never that. Well, hello. Good morning. Be careful. Bacon or sausage? So I'm saying, you're switching. So much wet came out of my mouth. You're switching the scenario. You're switching the scenario. Yeah. Exactly. I'm being rude to rudeness. You're always mean to me. Hell no. Yes, you are. Victim blaming gaslighting.

That's what you're doing. Victimization gaslighting bastard. You literally asked me a question because my answer didn't satisfy your earlobes. You're starting at the starting point of today. You're starting at the starting point of today. So then I get rude to that. It goes before that. You're mean before that, so I'm mean here. Tell them what you were saying to me before. What? All I do is comment your navy blue eyes and your fat ass. My eyes aren't even navy. Yeah, it is.

Honestly, I think... You win. Okay, so this is the thing about Cam and his butt. You win. Mark it to Peyton. Every timestamp I make, every episode I'm looking, I'm like, we talk about Cam's butt a lot. Partly because he makes us talk about it. He purposely... How do I make you talk about my ass? You purposefully toot that, John, before recording. We're seated for an hour. Okay, you're a liar. You're going to have such a hard time with our Heavenly Father. He's going to literally have a Rolodex of Cam's lies.

Like, he's going to go through a whole portfolio and be like, September, 18 lies. October, 34 lies. This is what Cam does. Oh. I'm pretty sure. So Cam went out of town for a little bit without anybody. I think he had a meeting with somebody. I don't know. He went out of town and went to a meeting. I'm pretty sure. And I think he had a passport with him. I think Cam went and got a BBL. I think Cam got ass shots. I went to Columbia. Cam couldn't sit down on the plane normally. He had to fly back like this. He couldn't sit down.

Cam was on Delta Airline like this. Thank you. I'll take the bisque off. You got the cheddar cheese. That's exactly... Cam got a BBL. No, no shot. Who'd you get a BBL?

How much money if I were to pay you to get a BBL? I'll pay for the operation, but what on top of that would you- Hell no. First class. I don't give a damn about the seat. I'm not getting an ass lift. Why? I'm a grown man. Would you get a- Oh, never mind. We can't talk about that. Yeah, what are you doing? Would you get lip fillers? No, I've- That went viral. I've natural lips. I don't need to do that. A lip flip? You don't have bad lips. Oh, you do got- No.

Oh, f***. Yeah, I was about to say. You do have little lips. No, I don't. You do have little lips. There's definitely people. Look, you just got self-conscious because you like them. No, look. Not puffing them, nothing. Just look. Yeah. They're not terribly small. It's like somebody got a pink crayon and just went across a white line. Dude, I used to call them those crowns. Crowns? Yeah, yeah. I think you said that already. I think you said that. The You Should Know Podcast.

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There's a memory that I forgot Right, there's a picture of me and this is swear to God this is real There's a picture of me in elementary school on a random day. I dress as James Naismith I just went to school as James Naismith and I stayed in character. I remember that day now Oh if you sit in character, I stayed in character the whole day. The whole day of James Naismith. Hey boys come play my game

That stated character. No, I was naive. I didn't know. Yeah, you shoot in the plum basket. That's iffy. I had a mustache. A fake mustache I got from Party City. Was James Naismith, did he have like a getup? Did he have like a... Yeah, I put a pillow on him. You have an outfit? You know that... He was thick? What? That boy is built like a toaster strudel. Oh, I saw him. I thought he was a guy. That boy is built like a rubber ducky. That boy had a little thing on him. Yeah.

Oh, there's the hip. Hippie. Hippie. I told y'all. And he always asks, he sends me text messages and written out contracts. Please take the hip part out when he hits. No, I do not. Your hip hurts. You have to take a break. That's what the break is in the middle of the episode. When you see us take a break, it's him icing his hips. I have to take a lap around the building. He has to warm up the joints. But yeah, I dressed as James Naismith and I got a Party City mustache and I accidentally wore it upside down.

Swear to God and I had a tie it was my dad's tie and my dad's blazer and I was wearing denim like 501 bootcuts And I'll go around the hallways every day and I walk with my hands behind my back and I'd be like my name is James Naismith I created basketball and and then and you just click your heels Dude I don't know how I made it out. No, I have no clue I have no we need to we need to get your mom and all of her resources in

And just study it. And just literally start from square, like the FBI trails with the yarn. Like, what made him do this right here? How did James Naismith lead to a tail boy? How did tail lead to suspenders? Suspenders to Ninja Turtle. Ninja Turtle to sex mongrel and jukebox.

But, but what? Like I'm about to expose my dad. Was it a dress up day? No. That's what I'm saying. I was always a creative mind though. I was just creative dog. Like I just wanted to be an actor and like, Oh, they loved me. It was Miss Winkler's class. That's what she made me feel the most. Dude. It's like you went to, it's like you did 13 years in one woman's class. The only teacher I've ever heard you talk about Miss Winkler.

Miss Winkler, you're still watching, sweetie. Thanks, Miss Winkler. Miss Winkler, she's like the epitome of what a teacher is supposed to be. She made you feel good in your personal life. She was also hard on you, and she was really smart. And she was my first teacher crush. Sorry if that's weird. If I polled 20 of my students from this past year, 19 would say I sucked. Yeah, it's hard for you, for Cameron Kennedy, to garner respect. You know what they said in low blows today?

I'm sorry. I'm cutting deep. No, it's because if you don't remember for what episode are we on? 86? You don't remember for the past 85 episodes? 87? You don't remember the past 86 episodes? Every comment is, you should lighten up on Peyton. You should lighten up on Peyton. So now Peyton, now the bull lead has got a backbone. And I'm coming back. Oh, so it's interesting. It is interesting. Because you just said that doing it back because it was done to you doesn't make it right. Oh, when did I say that?

That looked like a little guppy, didn't it? You could throw that in a fishbowl and that motherfucker would start swimming. Dude, it looks like someone did a whole pump of dial hand soap and it was just sitting there. You know what's the problem with me? I've been finding loose-like cartilage in my mouth. I don't know what it is. I think it's... It's your nervous too. I think so. Like, I'll wake up in the morning and I'm spitting out about 13 parts of my mouth.

taste buds and everything you know do you have do you have little um nubs right here i think so yeah those are my chewables yeah right there i love those things those are my anxiety pillows i bet yours are disgusting mine looks like a chewed piece of bubble gum my shit is not on your shit looks like brain matter mine's probably perfect rounded looks good glistens and that's why people don't like you i'm just kidding i did oh my god you know yeah i i

Oh, oops. I'm really... Try again. I hope... Player one. I hope we do an Austin show.

I hope we do an Austin live show because one, it's my hometown. It is. 512. I want to do something really special. What was that? Can't be throwing up gang signs. I've been doing, I want to do something really special for the Austin show and I want to find some of my old elementary school friends and bring them on stage and do a live Q&A with them. That'd be sick. So Austin, Texas, y'all gotta show up if we do a show there. Show up and show up. Yeah. Paint that.

I swear to god, you said that. I did not mean to say that. Oh shit. I did not mean to say that. I'm leaving it in. Holy shit. Wow. Bro. Wow. Oh my god. What? It's too damn hot. No, it is steaming in here. I think it's because we got these new lights. What? You drink so aggressive. You look like, it's because we got these new lights. Oh my god.

Oh god, oh shit. I always enjoy laughing with you until you do that. Why are you standing up? Just cause. You're having a hard time with that jacket, dude. It's a thick ass hoodie. Let me see. Is that your wife? What are you wearing? Holy shit. So many pictures of lips.

It's either like, it looks like she's either going on tour or she died. Time out. What is that? Why do you have a collage of your wife on your chest? That's actually pretty sick. Holy shit. That's my baby girl. Is it your birthday, Liv? Oh, no. My birthday's in January. Oh, my God. You have a collage of your wife's... On my bird chest. Oh, my God. Can I have one?

Not of Liv, no. No, not of Liv. You sure can. Did you make that? No, no, no. She did. It was a gift. Oh, okay. Oh, shit. That's fire. Let me see it. Show it to the audience real quick. So, audio listeners, Cam just de-hoodied, and I just see Liv's face six times. That's sick. Wow, that's dope.

Love must be right, huh? Oh real love must be nice You said four different things love must be right and real nice. Oh my god. That's that's that's fire I do like it. It came out really good though. Like it's like actually really good. It's a sick shirt That's really good. It doesn't just dissolve like a lightning behind. It looks like she's going like on on tour Mama lives that she just announced her own solo tour like 10 minute talks coming to us a

Like a diner near you or something. She does like the live show the day after. Oh, that'd be funny. That's fire. Her 10-minute set is at the after party. Yeah. Can I get the story behind this? Bro, you got to ask her. She literally just gave me that hoe. It was like yesterday. That's fire, bro. I wish I had endless love and somebody to give me a shirt with her face on it. You heard it here first, people. Make collage shirts of yourself like you're going on tour. Send me the P.O. box. Send a strong worded message as well with a lot of...

flirtatious don't do that I like that a lot vernacular move the hoodie out of the way I like that a lot I like that a lot I like that a lot no this is sick this is sick that's fire no she literally was like she's been telling me for like a month she was like

Yeah, I got a surprise coming in for you. It's going to be so cool. Oh, no. Yeah, it must be nice to have endless love and laughs. It was hilarious. It literally came in. She was just like, all right, ready? One, two, three, look. And I do. It was so funny. I had no clue. You have to put it on TikTok. She's surprised. I think she did where she made a video. Oh, you're going to put on TikTok? Yeah. That's sick. Speaking of being alone and sad and lonely and not having anybody that loves me. You deserve. You know what?

You deserve it. Give it to me. All of it. Give me it all. Not me. Give me everything. Not me. You deserve the world though. You and your aggressive slurps. You deserve it all. Hello. Good morning. You deserve good love, warm hugs. You know what? Good hunch grabbing. How alone I am. This is what I do every night. This is my nighttime routine, right? Okay. I'm laying in my bed and I'm wearing socks, of course, because it makes me feel vulnerable if I don't have socks. It is so wet. You know when you get out of the pool and you touch air and your body gets cold? That's what happened to my feet just now. Oh. Take a weave. No. Please. Please.

Take a weave. Oh. Dude, the size of our feet when we have shoes off is disgusting. Good morning. Hello. It's really gross. But anyway, I'm slim like this, right? I sleep like this with my feet in front of me, right? Crossed. And every night, I'll just... You sleep like a corpse. Why? I'm like... Good night, good night. I'm like a fucking vampire. But I sleep like this every night. And I do this until I fall asleep. And I wake up with sore toes. And I found out it's called cricket feet.

I got cricket feet. Do you have cricket feet? No. Cricket feet? Yeah, I have cricket feet. So you go... Hold on. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Show them your sock. Oh my god, the heat's gonna be off of me. Show them your sock right now. Show them your f***ing sock. Oh my god! That takes down insurgents. You took down foreign insurgents with those sock socks. I should not have done that. I knew I had these sock socks on. You stepped on an IED with those. Is that insensitive? I can't say that.

Michael was in the war. R.I.P. I tripped a landmine in these socks. Why don't we point them up so that camera can see you. Oh my god. Yes or no? In the comments right now. Vote. Who has the nastier socks? Cam or Peyton? Finally, I think it's Cam. And I'm not gonna lie, bro. Go to Patreon. No, mine's weak. Oh my god. My foot stinks. Oh my god. It's that forbidden toe. Can we finally show them the toe on camera? No. Okay. No. But, uh...

Yeah, we'd definitely get demonetized. We'd lose every ad. Holy shit, bro. Look at that. We need a foot cream company for you. Like, that's the sponsorship we need. But that's the thing. Cam always gets on me. Cam's a projector. He's self-conscious. That's the thing about him. We are learning more and more by the weeks, guys. Cam had a shit childhood. Cam had a shit childhood.

Cam was lonely during his childhood. He takes out every shot up when I'm speaking. Cam takes everything out on me. And now we're finding out he's dirtier than me. His feet stink like ass. His sock looks like he went through Afghanistan. He took down Osama in those socks. No, no, no. And he takes out all of his indiscretions on me. Okay, rebuttal time. So you had tails. I had friends. You didn't have friends. You didn't have friends. I didn't have friends. No, I didn't have friends. Then why'd you do WWE by yourself?

Who doesn't play with themselves when they're... Hello, good morning. How are you doing? Wake up. How's that coffee? Make sure the French toast is in the oven. How are you? Hello. Who doesn't play by themselves when they're alone at the house? You made fun of me for it. No, no, no, because you were alone everywhere. You were alone at school, outside. That's a different... Okay, how did we grow up? Let's compare how we grew up. All right, go. With certain things, okay? Yes or no, could you... How did it go whenever you wanted to spend the night at somebody's house? Mom, can I stay the night? What happened?

Most of the time. Just take it generalized. If I'm being honest, I want to give a yes or no. It's pretty split. But I would say, for whatever reason or whatever, I could typically be allowed to. Okay. What was the questioning by your mom whenever you said, can I spend the night at so-and-so's house? Who is it? Okay.

That was really it. If it was someone that she didn't know, it was a no. Okay. If it was someone that she's known forever, then obviously I could go. Okay. But I didn't stay at random people's houses. Fine. My rebuttal. Same two. My rebuttal. It doesn't matter who the hell it was. Yeah. When I was a kid and I said, mom, can I spend the night at somebody's house? She goes, who's that? Okay. Where do they live? Okay. That's what I'm saying. None of that had to be asked because she already knew that. Even if she does.

Who are the parents? She already knows that. Why would she ask again? What do the parents do for work? She already knows that. Why would she ask again? Do they have carpet or do they have concrete in their house? She already knows that. Why would she ask again? That's what I'm saying. I didn't stay at new people's houses. I had my set friends. I don't think you're listening. You're trying to defend yourself. I'm saying my mom knows them. Yeah. And she's still asking that. Exactly. Oh, now we're in the same world, huh? Why? Why? And she'd be like, I need to meet them. My mom's already met them. Again, you're just talking and not listening. Okay.

My mom knows them. If your mom knows these people, there's no such thing as meeting them if she already knows them. Meet with them. She needs to like, there needs to be like an exchange of goods. Like she has to have some barter. Yeah, she needs something in that. Get baked goods in return for her son's time. If my son comes back missing a finger, I now own your car. You know what I mean? Like that's what my mom does. My mom, oh my God. Schmuck insurance. You want to know even something better? This show.

This shows the difference of our moms. We were in a McDonald's drive-thru one time. This woman starts popping off. It's like the two things that merge to one. Is this on? Yeah. Okay. It's like the two lanes that merge to one, right? This woman cuts us off. Okay. My mom just takes it. She just eats it, right? She's like, and I'm looking at the world. I'm like, I go like that. And I was young. I was probably like 16. I look at her. I'm like,

And the woman starts yapping, like cussing us out and everything. And I said, like, I cussed, I re-cussed at the woman. First time I've ever, like, openly cussed in front of my mom. But I thought it was acceptable. How old were you? Literally, like, 15, 16. So that's not like, of course I was cussing sophomore and junior year. But I still had respect to not do it in front of my mom. So I do it in front of my mom. And I think it's acceptable because I'm defending my mom, right?

She gets on to me for cussing, right? So then we get in an argument. And I'm like, I swear to God she said this. I said, you know what, mom? What if that woman would have came out of... I swear to God. I go, what if that woman parks her car, gets out, comes to your window, slaps you in the face? And my mom goes, I wouldn't do anything. And I was like,

I was like, damn it, Lisa. I said, you wouldn't do something back? She's like, no, violence is never the option. It is never acceptable. And I said, but I'd go steal the woman's car, drive it into the highway, jump out, come back. Well, she literally said, no, I wouldn't do anything. And I was like, mom.

That's crazy. And just, we had a similar situation. My mom would drop me in Preston off to school in the morning. It was like 8 a.m. You shouldn't be mad at 8 a.m. My mom is a great woman. She's not angry. Oh, she's fantastic. But if you mess with her or mess with her kids, especially, she turns into... If you mess with her cubs, she's a mother grizzly. They will annihilate you. So we were...

We were parked in front of the school, right? And you know, there's a lot of action going on in front of the school. A lot of cars going in and out. I opened the door, right? And a car like was going fast, zoomed by.

And you went, and so I went, oh, and she went, my mom goes in front of you, like screaming. And I was like, oh God. And she literally, she's going off. Y'all boys have a good day at school. All right. And it drives off. I was like, what the fuck? At that point, I knew there was something in there. I never want to find out. Yeah.

Yo, okay, this has no place for this story, but I have to share it. My mom pulled up to Oklahoma for my 21st birthday, I think. And she came, her, my dad, and Steven and Ryan. They all made the road trip. They stopped somewhere to eat. She fell off of a curb, double-kneed onto the concrete. She fell double-kneed. She showed up to my birthday dinner limping two gashes in her jeans and blood stains on her knees. And I said, God, I love you. And then my dad was just like...

Yeah, Mike is probably like, bro. Oh, yeah. And that's crazy because there's a story about my mom. That shows the differences between your mom and my mom. Bro.

Bro, you know my mom is a... Your mom's a savage. She's an angel. She's the nicest woman ever. She's so warming and comforting and loving. But there's that side to her if you mess with her kids, right? If you mess with her cubs, she goes... I'm talking grizzly. Bro. So it comes out of nowhere. It's very surprising. So I remember...

I remember this one day, we were kids, me and my brother, my mom was walking us across the street, right? And she would always hold our hands to the point where it was breaking. Like, we'd be like, mommy, you're hurting my hand. She goes, we're making it across. Because she got hit by a car. Still.

My mom got struck by a moving vehicle going like 45 miles per hour, lifted in the air, full body cast for like two months. Are you? Oh yeah, she got messed up bad. Are you dead ass? Yeah, so she's paranoid when we cross the street, still to this day. Your mom got hit by a moving car? Yeah, when she was in elementary school. Flipped in the air. She was a young baby? Yeah, she was leaving school with a backpack on. Crossing guard moved out of the way because the car was going vroom. She got smacked up in the air. Swear to God.

Worst crossing guard ever. First off, worst crossing guard ever. They were like, everybody from himself. We need to find him and ruin him. So she got hit by a car, lived in the air, full body cast. When she was like seven. Yeah. Little girl. Holy shit. So now, so when we were kids. I did not know that. She would hold our hands across the street very hard. Yeah, no shit. She's like. And so even whenever a car is like rolling, if you don't come to a complete stop when we're crossing the street, she thinks you're a threat. So I remember we were crossing the street one day.

We were crossing the street one day and there was a car coming up, right? And it was just rolling. Like you could tell it was stopping for us to go, but it was rolling. Like it didn't come to a complete cease of movement. Yeah, a little too much roll. So my mom went like this, right? Put her hand out to the car to stop. Robert Downey Jr. The car went like this and kept rolling up. My mom literally throws us to the sidewalk, jumps on the hood of the car. I've never seen my mom get that much air. I was like, mom, get off.

She mantled the car. She didn't go to the driver's side and try to pull on the door. It's just like, let's fight. She goes, all right. It like jumps on the hood of the car. The amount of fear and embarrassment. How old were you in Preston? I would say like eight.

Like, it was a developed memory for me. Oh, my God. She jumped on the hood of the car. Your mom pole vaulted onto a grown man's vehicle. She was literally one hand up here, one hand up here, feet on the hood, and literally going, talking shit to the girl. I was like, Mom, give me your best noise that you think came out of her. Yeah, motherfucker!

Just the amount of fear she and then I was literally like I was in shock I was looking at her like this. She turned like she was going like this. What is that head movement? What is she's yelling? She's yelling. And she looks at us goes go inside. So I don't know how that ended. So if my if you'd ask my mom that question what would happen if she would have came in and slapped it? Homicide unit.

Do not mess with my mom's kids. We need a local paramedics if you're near McDonald's right now. Hurry, hurry, hurry. Holy shit. Yeah, so what would your mom have done if somebody jumped on the hood of her car? My mom would be like, oh, sweet heavens, help, help! Both of them. She's on my car!

I love my mom, though. Yeah, our moms are both sweet. Oh, yeah. One of them just has a different side. One of them has that switch. One of them has that, I will end you right now switch. Over her kids. Bro. Oh, my God. No, yeah. No, you're... Shout out to the moms of the You Should Know podcast. Shout out to the moms. Your mom is, like... You said it perfect, though, because she is extremely nurturing and, like, loving, and every time we go, she makes food and all that stuff. As does my mom, but your mom just will, like...

Bro, strength. Mother strength. Oh my God. Oh my God. Speaking of strength. Okay. Strength? Bear with me. Long story short. Okay. I was looking for a password for my PC. Okay. The other day.

I go to my notes. You know how there's notes on the iPhone and then like iCloud notes? Yeah, iCloud notes. Completely forgot about that. So it shows you like every note you've ever had. Since I've had Apple. And I was like 13. Oh, God. Yes. When I say, bro, this is like your middle school raps. Okay. Dog, there was a thing that just said Instagram captions. Please tell me you have them. I have it right here. Oh, yes. No, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. You...

I don't even know. I know how bad you suck at captions now. I want you to take a miraculous guess on what these are going to sound like. Probably some rap lyrics, probably. Okay. This is it right here. There's only three, by the way. Just big and bold. Such bold font. Insta captions. First one. Your pursuit for strength could lead to your demise.

What army am I leading into battle? This was from 2017. I was one year out of high school. What picture do I have of myself that solicited that response? I want to know what that caption was for. Like, what picture? What was your post, dawg? Yeah, it's like, was I holding a blade? Were you doing a campaign for Nike? Like, what is that?

Who are you inspiring? The worst part is the other two are like par with them. They're right there with the second one. The second one has the author. It's from Maya Angelou. The second one says, I can be changed by what happens to me, but I refuse to be reduced by it. What was I going through? What happened to you? What have you gone through ever?

What, you fail math or something? That's what I'm saying. Bro, what? You missed the first round? I get mad that I got redshirted? I was like, what is happening? Coach didn't start me this game. Yeah, I won't be reduced by it. Third and final. Holy shit. This one is, it's weird, bro. Oh, God. These are weird as shit. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths. What? End? What? End?

What in? You were 18? It was 2017. It was 2017. You had pubic hair. It's not even that.

You're a grown-ass man. I thought I was going to be an author, apparently. I thought I was directing a film. The fact you could go defend this country's freedom, and that's what you were writing. No, you were leading the platoon. That's what you were trying to do. You were trying to enlist to be the captain. That's what I'm saying. You were trying to go take down insurgents. I literally just got back from, like, Kuwait, and I wrote these down in my notes. Like, who did I think I was? You definitely, like, went to... What era was I in? You know those, like, inspirational posters that are on every history teacher's wall? That's what you got here, bro. Bro...

Who are you inspiring? You're 600 followers at the time? Yeah! Like, not even! What am I- It's like, I'm literally like trying to grow a platoon of soldiers. Can't watch two TED Talks. I'm trying to start anarchy, like- Can't watch two TED Talks and a 30 for 30. And he was like, yeah, I got it. He was like, that's going on Instagram right there. Like, what are you talking about, dog? Bro, and they're so big. Why are they all in the title thing? Yeah, it's like, were you 18 or 90 and you couldn't read the iPhone? Yeah, bro. You had to do the big text.

Bro, I don't know what the hell. I'm telling you, Cam was a loser like me. Bro, I might have been. You were a loser. I might have been, bro. That's so bad. Cam watched one Phil Knight documentary and was like, yeah, I got it. Dude, you were trying to write campaigns for Nike in your Instagram captions. I just don't understand that. What was I going through? You were the kid at halftime being like, guys, coach is right. We need to buy in.

Whenever you're doing conditioning and the big misses it, you're like, come on, Gerald. Come on, man. We were making all of us run. Dude, that's it. Make it do us again, coach. We'll do it again. We got to complete it as a team. You're in a huddle. Cooper, run with him. Come on. We'll do it together. When you're in a huddle and your coach is saying something. I was a loser. Your coach is saying something and two people are talking in the back and you're like, guys, listen to coach. I'm like, dude, don't talk when he's giving us direction. I was a fucking loser.

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Holy shit, bro. You're a loser. Bringing our Juco coach lunch. Could you imagine his reaction? I don't want that shit. You trying to kiss me or something? You think I move like that? That's it. You're off the team.

Send your ass home. No. Oh, my God. He would keep it until practice. We'd all get there. He goes, I want y'all to look at what this system. Look what Cam P. Cam P. Kennedy brought me a sack nasty. And he thinks his ass is going to play some more. He said, this is what I think. Get the fuck. You think Fritos is going to get your ass off the bench? Oh, my God. Bro, he would have killed you. Oh, my God.

Holy shit, that's funny. It is so hot. I have... My first memory with Liv involves our coach. Not our first memory, but my first, like, canon event with Liv came from our coach. The one out in the hallway where we were doing the ad fundraiser reader, and then she popped up on the stairwell, and he said that rude comment about her when she was being flirtatious with another young man. No, I don't remember that. Oh, I do. I remember that one. I remember. We were...

We were doing a shoot-around, a walk-through before an away game.

And we were wearing denim jeans. I think I was wearing Sperry's. I think I had slides on. Yes. And so you walk through. You do half speed of the sets and the schemes for this team. Yeah. I don't play. Right? Why am I doing the walkthrough? So he had me going to the walkthrough with starters. So I was like, oh, I'm about to get some burn. But I was doing a walkthrough because I'm in denim and Sperry's and a backpack on it, a Puma backpack on it. I remember because they didn't have the funds to give us a real backpack. And I remember I was going through and I was coming off –

I was coming off like a pin down screen, like wrap around and I'm supposed to come off and shoot it. And I did like half speed and I just shot it, whatever. And I missed. And he goes, and that's why your ass don't play. And Liv and her friends were in the stands watching.

And I, like, those are our friends. I had no, like, I didn't care that they were there. That's still strange, though, when you think about it. That they were there? Why do we have spectators for a walk? There's nothing else to do at that campus. That's very true. And so they were there, and, like, we hang out with them every day. Like, so I'm comfortable around them. I'm not trying to impress any of them. Yeah. And so I was just shooting or whatever, and she goes, just because them bitches and stuff...

You trying to look cool? Them bitches don't want you. I said, I was like, I looked at them and I was like, what? And then he's like, they think they care about you. You ain't get no burn. You can't make a shot. And I was like, all right, bro. He said, you might be able to lay him down, but you can't lay it up. I miss that guy, bro. Half, half, half to see him again. He's relocated now. He's at the rival school. Color. Yeah. Rifle. Rifle.

We always had a thing with them. We'd blow them out, but we always had a thing with them. It's because they were just... That is like AAU basketball at scholarship level. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is low-key would be fun to play for until you realize you're probably going to go like 7.1 on the year. You're never going to go above 500 like that. They actually won. I know, I saw. Like the whole thing recently. I think they got a new coach. Oh, shit, yeah. But I want to really get our coach on a Patreon. Dude, I would...

You know he would never do it. Ever. You don't think so? If it looked like this, he would never do it. If it was literally, Coach, can we interview you? Put it on a thing where only a select few will look at it and it was straight up off a phone. You didn't care about lighting? You don't think he would do this? Hell no, he would not do this. I think he would. No, hell no. If I paid him. He wouldn't even take your money. Yes, he would. Yes, he would. Yes, he would. He's got that Beamer in the garage. He said, that's for Sunday strolls. You ain't never known about that.

Yo. He said, whoever sits passenger's got to wash the windows. Got to wash them windows. And you get them damn peanuts and Coke. This man would buy us sausage muffins.

Think about that. To go work for nine hours straight. Sausage biscuits, not muffins. Sausage biscuits. The $1 sausage biscuits from McDonald's. I don't even think are mass-made anymore. I don't think you can order that. It was $1. Biscuit, sausage, no cheese, no egg, nothing. The driest thing on the menu. And he wouldn't get us drinks. Yeah. He would buy a sack of 30. Say, everybody get two. There's apricots and jellies in the next bag. And then I'd be like, coach, I'm thirsty. He said, man, swallow your spit. He said, man, I'm thirsty.

he started driving the van bro remember oh remember god when we like we would win a game like an away game and he would you could tell he was a little happier than usual like he was happy and he would take us like wendy's he would literally he'd be like you got a 12 budget yeah and he would go up to the the counter and listen to everybody's order and he would always get mad at cam he would always customize the he said why can't you just get a damn combo like everybody else i said

You said we have 10 bucks. I want three McChickens and a large fry. That's only $7.50. You stupid motherfucker. We're not doing that shit. See, that's why that's your problem. You never just act. You always try to think and calculate shit. You never just do. He's like, that's why people don't get us. Yeah, he said, that's why you don't rebound the ball. I said, I'm getting a fucking spicy McChicken. I have so many stories about that, man. Oh, my God. Do you remember? Oh, no. It was the year you were gone. Yeah.

It was here you were gone. What happened? Basically, long story short, the same school we were talking about at first, we won there. We leave, go to their McDonald's, and there's this girl, she's probably like 18, bro, like young. She's waiting in the line. Sorry, I burped. She's waiting in the line, and he comes up, and all he does is ask her, are you in the line? And for whatever reason, she turns around with hella attitude. And she's like, yes, I'm in the line, da-da-da-da-da. And he goes, ain't nobody talking to you like that, you ranching, rassing bitch, and whatever starts going off on him.

I didn't hit you that hard. What? Nerve damage? What happened? I didn't hit you that hard. The spot. Your toe? No, I have nerve damage to my left foot now. When I dropped that knife and it stabbed through my shoe and sock. I swear to God, dude, when you hit a spot on my foot. You stabbed your foot? I dropped the knife off the counter and it went through my shoe.

Where is your home ec skills in the Kennedy household? It was a true accident. It was kind of crazy, but... How do you drop a knife? If you press hard right there. No, don't do it. I thought you said if you do it. I was telling you why. Oh. So, wait. Give me the story about your toes and your foot damage. I was cutting pineapple, and I moved the... I swear to God. Bro. I...

I want the story! I was cutting pineapple. I moved the container and knocked the knife off. I literally grabbed the counter and tried to jump up. I missed the time. Timed it horribly. The knife literally went... Sort of got through my shoe, through the sock, into my foot. Fell out. There's no way. Her mom and stepdad came up the same day.

I had to put liquid glue over it. Bro, there's still a mark. But now, I thought I was going to be messed up forever. Because if I push that spot and I go like this, it's like nerve damage. You're a dramatic son of a bitch. No, it is not. No, it is not. Have I ever told you about it? No.

Exactly. Exactly. If I was dumb dramatic, I'd be like, dude, I almost lost my foot. You're saying that now. Because you struck gold. You hit it right on the nerve. It hurts. I have one bad spot on that foot and you hit it perfectly. Excuse me if I'm not allowed to feel pain. You don't have nerve damage. God, your feet have been through Afghanistan. Your feet are so gross. Holy shit. Oh, show them. I swear to God. I don't know what that is.

Kim has literally like you know whenever you wipe your butt and you get some excess like you have a little swamp ass so you get a little roly polies on there. What? What? Your ass doesn't go like take a couple bites? You wipe your ass and you get non-poop? I got a question for you how you wipe your butt. Oh no. You put a finger. What? Like really clean the hole. Not in. Okay. Just like on the brim. You go like this. To end this. I don't know if y'all can see that. That's a nasty talent. Okay.

That's a gross you have the lower body of like a 40 year old dad no I don't for my legs are not from like knee down No, from my cat down my cats are nice Don't play with this body You do have a spot there I don't want to look at your feet your feet literally are long. You have long toes I just told you when we see our size feet outside the shoes. It's no it's just like your toes are like fingers Like this is your foot right here like my toes like this. Oh

No. Your toes are... No. Hell no. Hell. Your toes creep me out. No, they don't. What's wrong with my feet? Your toes, don't you do it. Hey, somebody with a fetish is having a great time right now. What's wrong with my feet? Bro, first off, holy shit. Clip your toenails. I can't. Clip... Oh, it's literally curving the toe. Oh, my God. It's curving the toe. Show them. Oh, my God. Three in a row. Three middle ones. Your feet are so smooth. It's like you've never...

It's like you've never walked out- It's like a little helmet on my toes. Yeah, but your pinky's like having a field day. He's just by himself. He's like this. Hell no. I sell feet pics for $500. Dude, look at your toenails though. Like for real, look at the black in my big toe. Exactly, yeah!

Bro, your toes are equally... Why do you only shave the big one? I don't shave any of my toes. I've never shaved my toe in my life. Okay, well that one... That's the same toes since adolescence. God, that has like... I'll give you $500 right now if you give me my foot a hug and a little massage. Please, $500. Right now. Come on. You already touched it. The barrier's broken. Come on. No. Grab it. Go like this. This is what they do in the nail shops. It feels good. No, it doesn't. Oh my God. No, I can't. That's disgusting. Bro, and his nails are yellow.

His toenails are rotten. They are yellow. I don't want to hear shit about my feet. I have one bit. What the hell was that? You're a nazi. I have a talented tongue.

You have a thick tongue. You're welcome. Hello. Good morning. You have landscape tongue. Everyone else's tongue is in portrait. Yours is in landscape. Mine is a 16 by 9 wide screen. You have a wide screen tongue. But I have a question for you. I went to the grocery store for the first time in a year because I haven't bought groceries in a year. I went to buy groceries because I was looking for snacks. So I originally wanted to buy groceries. But I have a question about you and your grocery shopping. When you go grocery shopping, do you like congratulate the groceries? I swear to God.

Do I congratulate inanimate objects that I have to spend my money on that I'm going to eat? No, you congratulate like you got picked. Like, congrats. Like, you're going home with Peyton now. What sick, twisted dimension are you from? No, like, I buy a lot of water jugs, right? I'm always carrying a water jug. And so I'm in Target, like, every day. So I grab the water jug and I say, congrats.

Because think about how many water jugs there are in the world. You think they can hear you, don't you? You think they can hear you. I just think they are aware. You're from the shadow realm. You are from a... You're not from Earth. I have a big intrusive thought to pee. Right now. Like on the carpet. Peyton, I don't even think you're hearing me clear enough. If you pissed on this carpet right now, not only would I walk out this exact second, I would not be here next episode. You'd quit? Oh, no, no. Love my job. Love you. Love everything about it.

If this carpet stays, it would literally be an ultimatum. I'd give you an ultimatum. Remove the carpet or remove Cam. And you get to pick every day. I don't think you would do that. Okay. I think you would not compromise your job for this carpet. If you pissed urine, and knowing your urine, it would be dark brown. Did you ever do the scoot your ass thing on the carpet as a kid? Like a dog. Like a dog. Did I ever scoot my sphincter on rug like a pet, like an animal? I think I used to have... Never mind.

Dude, you're an animal. You are an animal. You're an... Okay. You're an animal. What is the... Speaking of animals, what's the animal in this world that you fear the least? Fish. Animal. Fish. Don't... Don't start. Don't... You're starting and I'm not. A fish is an animal. No, it's not.

I'm talking about an animal animal, like a real animal. Fish! Fish, fish! Fish! No, you're being hard-headed. I'm talking about, that's like saying like an ant. That's not an animal. Fish aren't animals. That's a sea creature. What? It's a sea creature. A fish is an animal. You can't go to the zoo and see a fish. They don't have zoo fishes. There's actually so many fishes. There's fish zoos? You can go to a fish zoo. No, there's so many fish that they have their...

fucking attraction called an aquarium no they don't no that's different that's like sharks and shit those are animals no no that's why they have different names sharks and fish okay why are you being political i'm talking about an animal like a monkey zebra tiger bear okay you asked me a question and i gave you an answer a wrong answer correct no a that's a scientific answer correct answer that's like saying a mammal i'm talking about animals not mammals

Are animals mammals? Are mammals sea fish?

You just ended yourself. Okay? How? If you would have said mammal, okay? I would have gave you different answers. Are fish mammals? You said animal. Animal. That's not a fish. Fish is an animal. No. I'm talking about something with paws is an animal, dog. And fur. That's an animal. Paws and fur. Animal. Is a lizard an animal? No. It's an insect. No. It's a rodent. No. It's a lizard. No. What's the thing if it's called a reptile? It's not an animal. What are reptiles?

Reptiles? What's a human? Are we animals? Are we animals because we're humans? Exactly, it's a mammal. It's not an animal. Which is an animal. So we're animals. Animals. Are we animals? Mammals. Okay. Reptiles. Fit. Okay, that's what I'm saying. Animals. Listen, you can't do this and do this at the same time. Colors. Seasonal colors. Be careful. Dull colors.

No. Okay, you said humans are mammals, right? I can't listen. Listen. Listen to my explanation. Just get into my brain for a second. I don't want to get in your brain. That is a sick, lonely, cold, slimy place. It's just doors. Never-ending doors. I got a candle. And I've got... Spoon. I live in a hallway. In no room. In no room.

It looks like liquid gold. It's just like sitting there. So is my pee. Clean it. Do you ever get disgusted by your own pee? Clean it. Animals. Mammals. Right? Bro. Listen, I'm taking your own thing. You said humans are mammals. Yes or no? And then you said mammals are animals. We're not an animal. You might think I am. I'm not. You are. I'm an animal? Oh, be careful. What animal? Human being. Holy shit, you're wrong. I won.

Holy shit, you're wrong and I won. I won and you're wrong. Explain it. I won. Comments. I won. Explain it. You explain it. How am I an animal? Animals. Mammals. They can't hear you. Left top. Animals is the overarching thing. Animals. So we're all animals. What are we? Humans. Hello. Human beings. Human. Human beings. We're humans. A fish is an animal. No, it's not. What is it? I'm talking about something that doesn't have like...

Animal? When I think of animal, I think of something with paws and fur and teeth. That's you! No. You asked me! What animal am I least afraid of? But you called me an animal! Fish? Fish? No, I didn't! Yes, you did! You just said I'm an animal! You brought human beings into it! Why are you screaming at me? Because your stupidity!

fish are not animals i'm talking about animal animals i don't care about animal animals i don't care animal animals it's not a mitsubishi but you understand how your argument is flawed because you called me an animal that's like i'm not an animal vehicle say i'm not an animal vehicles cars cars trains train yes bubba plane going plane bubba yes keep working humans work more mammals

Not animals! Different dichotomy, different chart. You literally just said humans. Mammals. Nothing! Left turn! Do you not understand? Okay. Don't talk to me like I'm little. Okay. Don't talk to me like that. All I want to know. Respect me. All I want to know. What is a fish? If it's not an animal. A fish. What is a fish? That is a circular definition. Yes, a fish. That's not a real thing. What is the definition of a fish? What is it? I don't know. Aquatic. Aquatic what?!

Aquatic what? Aquatic creatures. Animal! No, but you're not understanding. You're trying to go science class. You're trying to do science class and I'm trying to have fun. I'm not trying to do science class. I answered your fucking question and then you guys told me I was wrong. Because you ruined your own argument when you said I'm an animal. I'm not. I'm a human being. So you're saying you and my dog are the same?

You're saying you're the same as a chupacabra. You're saying you're the same as a small elephant in the Nigerian forest. You're saying you're the same as a leopard. You're not a leopard. You're a white man from Dallas. You're not a leopard. I'm trying to tell you something. And you're in your own argument. You understand that, don't you? All right, well, you're wrong.

I don't know. I just, I don't know. I don't know. You don't know a lot. I don't know what, no, no, I don't know what to do to help. Kiss me. No, that won't help. It will help me. Do you have nerve damage? No. Let's see if your key card works in the morning. I think it's time to help some people in the world. Oh, so you mean it's time for... Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P!

Dr. P. Dr. P, Piranha, the lovely Piranha, created a channel in the Discord. Y'all be going crazy. Join the Discord in the description below, and we will help you. Kim, find me something. We are going to pick. Secretary Kim, find me something toxic. Yes, sir.

Oh, toxic. Toxic. I want to help some of the toxic. You want toxic. But I want them to be toxic. I don't want them being like, oh, this person's being toxic because I'll just say leave them. All right. All right. So let's see what we got. Dr. P here to help somebody. Sir Piranha did indeed make the channel, sir. Okay. I've scrolled through. Okay. I've picked a random. Okay. I'm not going to say the name. Okay. But our Discord members could obviously find it. So, but for everyone else, I'm going to protect your privacy. Here we go. Straight into it, Sire. Are you ready? Don't ask me if I'm ready. Don't strike me. Sorry.

So, this is a male. Got you. So, I like this girl. Who are they addressing it to? They didn't say. You fix that. You're right, Lord. Dear Dr. P. Hello. So, I like this girl. A lot. Oh. Dot, dot, dot. And it sucks because she has a boyfriend. Dot, dot, dot. Yes.

Who I helped her get with last year. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, wait. He helped her. Who I helped her get with last year when I was with someone else. Oh, this guy is sick. However. No. Me and that person have since broken up. Oh, no. And I've started to really, really like this girl. Yes.

Dr. P, what should I do? Oh, I love you, first of all. That's the right amount of toxicity in Dr. P that I love. Let's break this story down. Let's break it down. He had a girlfriend, right? Had a girlfriend. And then he had a friend. A year ago time. Then he had a friend that was a girl. Didn't say he was a friend. Or didn't say she was a friend. But he hooked her up with a guy.

I'm just saying, never completely stated they were friends. But if you use your brain, that's why you're the secretary. That's true. You're the greatest. So he had a girlfriend. He was dating somebody and then he had a girlfriend. Committed in a relationship, hooked his friend up with this girl. Okay, so he hooked the guy up. He didn't hook the girl up. It sounded like he hooked the girl up. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

And it sucks because she has a boyfriend who I helped her get with. Helped her? Helped her. So he helped this girl that he didn't like with another guy, broke up with his girlfriend, and began to get feelings for the girl that he helped. Yeah. You are a sick bastard. And he doubled down and said a lot. A lot. And he said, I really, really like this girl. Yikes.

What are we thinking? What are we thinking, Doc? What are we thinking? Pelvis is working. The kegel exercises are coming through. I'm not doing kegels. Blood's rushing down there. For you, maybe. Well, I'm getting warm. Good morning. Oh! There's spit on the mic. There is spit on the mic. Oh, that was impressive handwork. This is what I say.

Plant the seeds. Oh my God. Plant the seeds. Oh, not this. Okay. Oh my God. I heard plant the seed. I was like, yikes. That too, if it gets there. No. But I'm saying, look, you're a sick guy. You have to embrace the fact that you are a sicko. He's a nasty mate. You're a nasty, nasty man. You're gross blood. You don't,

You hooked them up together. Correct. So you know a lot of information about prior to that. Knows her selling points. Probably knows her past. Yes. Knows what she's good at. So you can do two things. You can go promiscuous with it and shy. That's all Tommy Woods. And you can be promiscuous and shy and just plant the seeds, right? And just a little hint here, a little hint there that I've taught you in previous episodes. Or full out Trojan horse. You can go to the guy. Go to the guy. Okay.

and be like, I know a lot about this girl. That's sick. And that is tricky waters. And I don't really advocate for that, but I can already tell you're a sick guy and you will do it. That is Nazar. You can be like, hey, bro, I know I hooked y'all up, but let me be honest. I did you wrong, bro. I did you wrong. He'll be like, what you mean?

She's done this, that, the third, this, that. She's done that and she said this about you, bro. And honestly, she's texting me right now and you make text. You go to Photoshop and you make text. Oh my God. If you use AI to break this poor couple up, oh my God. It's not Peyton. It's not Peyton. It's Dr. P. It is Dr. P. It's Dr. P. And you know Dr. P loves his toxicity. I say go for what you love and you love that girl. And right now, you just have a defender in the way. You break his ankles. You break him off. There's a goalie you can still score. You set a high pick and roll. You call the big over and you fucking go.

He might ice the pick. If he ices the screen. If he ices the screen, you got to get off the ball. You got to swing it to the corner. Hopefully get a good cut to the rim. See if you can still get an M1. But right now you have a full shot clock. You have a full shot clock, so you want to run a good play. They're running a tight man-to-man. They're not in help side. But you wrote the scheme. You know this defense. You know that backside guy when he's going to dive.

Fake him off, use the fake finish. You have to see the play all the way through. You run through it and you run your option. You gotta run your option. If that fails, you're going ISO. Okay. Devil's advocate. Secretary's advocate. He runs the ISO, pulls the big out, gets to the cup, gets double teamed at the rim. Both the guy and the girl try to shoot it down, call him a weirdo. He has now jeopardized everything. What does he do? You sabotage. You tear somebody's ACO. You have to take the star player out of the season. Your defense later? Or earlier?

You have to get a technical foul. Kidney shot, all-mold defender. If they're both tag team against you, they're doubling you in the paint, you're about to get three seconds in the lane. You have to find something to do. You get an offensive foul. You throw an elbow at the neck. Not in real life, in the game. You have to sabotage, break them up. If you're not happy, no one's happy. Oh my god. Sickest Dr. P ever. I forgot. Well, it's Dr. P. It's not Peyton. You can't hold me responsible. And that was...

Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! That was a tough one. Do we double it up with people's favorite segment? I think it is time. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pay it in camp. Pop culture, pay it in camp. Boom!

Rock, paper, scissors goes first. First person shooter music. The music video for first person shooter came out today as we're recording this. I'm about to pass out. I'm so hungry. I'm quite starving. Oh, I have snacks. It came out today. Me and Cam watched it just now in the studio. The director of the music video. What's his name?

Daniel? Harrison Gibson. Something. Harold. Liv, will you look that up, please? The director for first-person shooter music video? Harrison Gibson. Something close. It was so good. It was very good. That's what I miss about music. The music videos used to be so good. Like, you remember back as a kid? I don't know if you did this because you're a loser. You watch MTV? I watched them. And all they played, they didn't have Catfish on, Ridiculousness on. Yes. It was music video. Huh? Huh?

First person shooter. First person shooter, music video director. You can pull up, if you can't find it, pull up the YouTube video, go straight to the end. Dude, no, hell yeah. And they play music videos straight all day. Bro. Yes. And that's the first time, like, I remember I saw a Snoop Dogg music video and it was the first time I saw a girl in a thong and it changed my life. And they used to do...

Gibson Hazard. I told you Gibson. I said Harold Gibson. Gibson Hazard. Gibson Hazard put his foot in the pot. That boy put his foot in the pot. He put his name on the map. Gibson. What was that? Was it IRL? What was that show on MTV where they had the dude at the top of a tower in Manhattan and you could see the city behind him and there was a studio audience and then they'd have Chris Brown come in and they would remember and that's where they did the Kanye West versus 50 Cent battle which is one of the best marketing tools that any record label has ever done to this day.

you don't remember the 50 cent uh kanye west battle and so it was when 50 cent was established right but then kanye west was a new kid on the block and they were dropping an album on the same day i think it was like oh i remember seeing that in the in the and they had a magazine yeah yeah and so they were signed under the same label and so it was like there was a genius marketing by them to put them two together because regardless who sells more they're getting paid for both genius marketing and it was so big back in the day and i remember being like

50 is going to win. Because he was tired of Eminem. But, um...

Yeah, the first person shooting a music video, me and Kim were watching and we were like, this is art. It was so good. It was so dope, just creative. And all the little things too, like the itty bitty part, like going into the elevator and Drake hits what floor? He's going to sixth floor for the sixth. Christine, Pauline, it was all the dogs. The dogs, that was sick too. The Michael Jackson. The MJ scene. I thought Kai was going to make an appearance though when he said, because I was seeing all the appearances. Representing all streams. Yeah, I was seeing all the appearances from what he was talking about and I thought whenever he said it,

My young is richer than you rappers. I thought they would have Kai be a light because he's richer than most rappers. A lot of rappers are broke. I found that out once I got into business. They get spanked by their label. Because they get spanked. Because they seem rich, but they just got like a $10 million upfront, but they got to pay that back. That $10 million is for your recording. It's for your music videos. It's for your features. It's for your tour.

You gotta recoup all that. They start buying... You buy chains all the time. Lambo, Uruses, chains, houses and everything. We good? All right, we'll see you in six years. Yeah. And then, bro, like even one of the greats, bro, Boosie, like a year or two ago, he was like, I need to sell my... Yeah. What was it? His car? The...

Cullinan. Yeah. He was like, gotta sell it. It was on like, I want to say it was on like, Craigslist. It was listed for like, $240,000. I'm like, bro. I can tell you the rappers that I know are actually rich. It's the obvious ones. Drake, Kendrick, Cole. And then, outside of that, that are actually rich, Baby. Bro, okay. Baby's rich. Okay. Okay.

You're going to laugh because common sense. My teammates at Arkansas Tech tried to argue with me that Lil Baby was closer to touching a bee. A billy! A billy!

billion than he was to a million. They said he was closer, his net worth, to being a billion than just one million. I said, you are ludicrous. People don't understand. Me and Calvin argued that for 30 minutes. People don't understand what a billion dollars is. They have no clue. A billion dollars is literally, it's

it's not a real number yeah it's like it's unreal it's you can't liquidate a billion dollars no you can't it's hard you have to like the billionaires like Jay-Z he owns Rockefeller he owns his own alcohol yeah he has million dollar painting Ace of Spades Rockefeller Roc Nation so many other things he has something else but just so many things he's a part owner in the Barclays yeah

The Barclays. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Like, you don't understand what a billion dollars is. So, no. Bro, that's what I'm saying. Braun. People don't even have $100 million. Yeah. Like, do you know how much $100 million? Braun. He has Nike. Outside Ventures. Lobos. Tequila. Yeah. Arsenal. Like, all. It's so many. Is it Arsenal or Liverpool? I don't remember. But, like, Logan Paul. Is it Arsenal or Liverpool? Logan Paul, KSI. KSI.

Almost about to be a billionaire. But even off the hundreds... They're not. Think about that. They're not. And they have hundreds of millions of dollars. They're straight up factories pumping primes out 24-7. You go to any Walmart in the world, any place that sells hydration beverages. Prime. Prime.

But they don't have a little baby has a billion. No, come on, bro. We're not trying to pocket watch. No, I'm just saying I understand how I'm not pocket watching at all. That was my whole argument. I was like, bro, you don't understand. You don't understand what a billion is. And they're like, you don't understand what he got moving on the back. I'm like, bro, yeah, bro. All right. He got two number ones. I'm like, all right. You think he's making that money off the number one or his label, his manager? Yeah, that's what me and Calvin were trying to.

get them to understand but it was it was still fun i missed those that's why these rappers let me break down these rappers are never mind it's gone you're going on your cell phones well that was people's favorite segment you know what that is pop culture pay and nick cam pop culture pay and nick cam get us out of here you tell us something i need to go for all the burpers we are absolutely starving guys we love you so much thank you for coming back episode 87 another week um

We love you. We absolutely love you. We are about three weeks away from the LA show. In Los Angeles. In Los Angeles. I feel so at home. So many confirmed special guests in the crowd. Ooh. But please, guys, I'll let you say it. There's going to be... Hold on, I have to fart.

Oh, we're doing an after party. I can't say where it's at because we haven't confirmed it. But there is an after party. There is an after party. It will be great. Please, LA, make as much noise. Be as loud as possible. Be nice to our special guests because they're going to be in the crowd. And let's enjoy the show with them. Let's not bombard them. Facts. Yeah. Let's enjoy us. Yeah.

But you might see him at the after party and then whatever happens. Anyway, Patreon. Patreon. Patreon. And this week, you got 10 Minute Talks, episode 38. Mama Liv right now is out there. Wednesday, you're going to be getting hit with an Extendo clip. Extendo the roll. And Friday, we had, like I said earlier, and I... And you lied. I...

I lied for good reason. I didn't mean to lie to you. I love you. Anyway, we have a very special privilege to go to the world premiere of the event of the World of Barbie. Yes. Premiere event. So we're going to that. We're going to vlog that, take y'all through it, show you everything. I'm a Barbie. Uh...

And Barbie. Yeah, so that'll be out Friday. So you got a 10-minute talk, an extendo clip, and the world of Barbie. And you never know. There might be some more. There might not be. But you got to be there to figure it out. If you want to see the vlogs from everywhere we go, like the Barbie thing, all the live show vlogs. I really enjoy the live show vlogs. And we got to comment. It's literally like a TV show. Because we're literally filming everything. And it's just like we're putting it out. So you get to see...

Our thoughts and our process before the show. You get to see our walkthroughs. You get to see our green rooms. What we talk about. How we de-stress. How we chill. Kisses. What we're eating. How we hug chest to chest. Crotch to crotch. Butt to butt. All right. Anyway, this week's secret code, Confuse the Casuals. Get your good karma. Thank you for staying all the way to the end. If you did, this week's code is going to be C-I-L. C-I-L.

I forgot we talked about this. Cameron is a liar. Cameron is a liar. Put that in there. Cameron is a liar. Confuse the cast. Y'all been doing really great with the secret code. You really have. They've been everywhere. I've seen them on Instagram. I've seen them on TikTok. It's fantastic. But we absolutely love y'all. This was episode... What was that? Nothing. Say it again. And remember, when I think longer, it's only going to Christmas. We'll see you next time. I love you guys. My foot stinks. LA, be loud. Be proud. Be cute. God, my foot reeks.