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I was going to do a whole roller coaster. I just figured it wasn't time or place. Do you think about what you're going to do whenever I do that every week? No. It is a complete random nonsense thought that comes in. Sometimes I milly rock. Sometimes I give a thumbs up. Today was a roller coaster. I haven't done a roller coaster since about 11th grade. I like how when the cam joins, whenever you're like, we got to call this cam, you always have something for that.

How was your week, Bubba? How was your week? Come prepared. This week was fantastic because CJ came down. Editor CJ. Editor CJ is here. Editor CJ is here. He's with us today behind the spaceship. He's back there.

I feel like when I look at CJ, especially when I look at him naked, I feel like I could need him. Yeah, very soft, very doughy skin on him. He has soft skin. Very porcelain, some may call it. Yeah, I think I could take a tricep and feed a family of three. I think I could take that calf and I could go feed a country. Oh, no, he has calves of a boulder. Colorado, we're coming soon. Tickets in the bio. Tickets in bio, hello. But.

As you know, we spent a lot of time together this past week, as we do most weeks. Yes. But a lot more. Boy tongue. Integrate. Not boy tongue. Not kissing in the dark secret, seven in heaven in the closet. None of that. But we integrated CJ into our life. We moved him in. We got all his stuff down here. We did. We showed him some cool spots. We did. And now he's here. And the gang's here.

What else can we do? That was a fantastic week. You ever do seven minutes in heaven? I never did. I was quite lame in the younger years. I got nasty next to a flannel and a leather jacket before and a broom. So you did like seven minutes in hell. No, that was a fantastic time. I remember her. But you were dirty. You were nasty. I remember. Wait, what did you say? I remember her. No, no.

No, no, no. Dustpan in a broom? No. What'd you say? You did seven minutes of heaven in a closet. You did it in a pantry. No, I said... Who has a dustpan and a broom in their closet? It was a big closet. Who has a dustpan? What girl would you make out with? What do you mean? My dustpan my entire life has always been in my pantry. You keep it next to your food? Yeah. I don't have a closet in...

She had a two-level house. Where are you going to dust most of your things? Where are you going to sweep most of your things? In your house, you don't have a centralized area for just where you're going to... It gets dusty everywhere. But a sweep... No, no. A dust... First off, a dustpan is not for dust. It's called a dustpan. Contra popular. But a dustpan is the little thing. Your crumbs. Where do you get crumbs from? Food.

She has her dustpan in here. Or maybe they knew they had company over and they knew that their pantry was going to be accessed and they didn't want molecules of phalange meat all over their chips. You were kissing a witch. No. She had a weird closet. I remember. Weird closet. I remember. And it was kind of messed up because it was like one of my first kisses. And for a while after that, I related any time I had an erotic feeling to the smell of a leather jacket. I got real confused when I went to a Cracker Barrel. You know what I mean?

You're around grandparents, you're just like, whoa, Nelly, whoa, Nelly. You know, I actually saw a tic before I had a first kiss. Oh, no, he's getting there. No, I didn't. I saw a tic of the woman I was... I don't know if you can say that word.

Two minutes into the podcast. Nipple. What do you want me to say? Areola. A nippy. Boob, breast, goodie bag. Where'd you see it? Huh? Where'd you see it? A magazine? No. Of the person that would then be my first kiss. This was before high school. This was in like sixth grade. It was like somebody your age? Yeah. I don't want to know about that then. I don't want to hear about that. It's gross. It's a bit strange now that I think about it. Yeah, it's a weird thing to say. Long story short, you didn't know what to know, but I'm going to tell you. That's how that works. Okay, good morning. Pool party. Me being me, I knock on the door. I don't hear anything. I walk in.

Young woman my age at the time, she's getting dressed. I said, oh my God, I'm so sorry. Why didn't you speak when I knocked? I said, I said, I went, oh no, I'm sorry about that. I was like, no, I didn't mean for that. Seriously, I'm so sorry. You creep. I'm kidding. It really wasn't, it really wasn't. But that was the girl, that was the girl like I was liking at the time. We were, we were texting. Oh, so you were, it might've been intent. No, I swear. No, like it was like the dream con.

Oh, my God. It was like that, but I actually answered, and she still came. Yeah. I literally went, there's nothing. I don't know if she didn't hear or whatever. She didn't hear, so I walked in. She was getting changed. I said, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Then that same girl ended up being my first kid. Yeah, I remember. Not the same day. I didn't push an agenda. Yeah, okay, good. I'm glad you gave some breathing room. 100%. I remember... It was the next day. I remember I would look at playboy.com on the family PC. That was the first time I got...

I was experimenting. I was like, what does that look like? Playboy.com. Playboy.org. Dot gov. It was educational, informational, and playful. No, no, no. I wasn't doing that. I was really looking at it like a science textbook. Okay, this is going to be a really... Where's the liver? This is going to be a really... The liver. Yeah. Strange question. We've got to get off this topic after this. Why not? Did you ever see a magazine...

Like a nudie mag? Like a nudie mag. Did you ever physically hold one in your hands? Because I don't think I ever did. No, I think the closest I got to it was the first time I went to Vegas and they were giving those cards out on the street. And I was like, I'll call Diamond. You ever called Diamond? Hey, Mercedes. Bro, did you ever call those numbers? No. Oh my God. See, I'm telling you, me and you. But it was an AAU basketball tournament. It's a bunch of 14-year-olds. We're horned up and pimply. You know what I mean? I wanted to see what Diamond answers the phone. And it was a guy. And I was like, oh. And then I realized...

I hope diamonds okay. I was about to say diamond. I would pray for diamonds. My friends had an older brother when we were like 10. He was like 18. Yeah. And that was in the time era of that. And he had, he would rip sheets out and literally thumb tag it to his wall.

So anytime I go to my friend. Yeah. He might be on a list. Yeah. You might, you might Google his address and there's a red pin on top of it. Hello. Going to the net, like going to my friend's room, passing his brothers. Yeah. It always just be like, yeah, I'll be right there. Cause bro, I would never go in his room, but there's, there's literally just like,

Those pictures. Pages on the wall. And I'm like, why the hell is he putting that? That's so crazy. And I immediately thought, I was like, dude, if I did that, because also at the time I'm 10. Yeah. So I'm thinking, bro, if I did that when I was a teenager, my parents would whoop my ass. Yeah, 100%. And I'm like, what's going on in this house? Yeah. Why you just got...

naked females on your wall. That's the difference between like how I grew up and like how those kind of kids grew up. Bro. I had Tim Duncan posters and Vanessa Hudgens and Teen Magazine Justin Bieber posters on my wall. You know what I mean? I did 100%. I did not have a single female on my wall. Straight athletes. Oh, you didn't have... I didn't have a single female on my wall. Oh, I had hella Vanessa Hudgens. But it was like the high school musical two and three and one posters. And you were really big into it. Oh, yeah. What'd you think about Camp Rock?

I enjoyed. It didn't age like High School Musical. I don't think it sits well with me because the first time I watched Camp Rock, I almost drowned that same day. I swear to God. It was at a pool party. And first off, bless her heart, but the girl that invited me, we weren't really even that close. It was one of those things where it's like your parents kind of made you invite everyone in the room. Because they wanted to hang out with the parents or something? I said, I don't really want to go, but my parents, my mom made me because it was in the same neighborhood.

Okay. She's like, you're going to be respectful. She went out of her way to invite you. You're going to go. Yeah. So I go and we're literally, it's me and like 12 girls. Yeah. Shit you not. Oh, you're pimpin'. Playing camp rock and I'm just like, well, I don't even watch this kind of stuff and I'm sitting there just watching. We go to her backyard. I literally ask her mom. Yeah. Because I'm not a good swimmer at this point in time. Okay. Which side's the deep end? I brought my goggles. Didn't want to put them on.

I'm around a bunch of biddies. Nose plugs. I didn't, I had the goggles with the nose thing on. Oh, God, you were a... Full-blown scuba. Yeah. You could have looked for a jellyfish. So I wanted to seem calm before I went into Michael Phelps. Yeah. I said, hey, uh...

Excuse me, Miss Mother, which one's the deep end? She's like, oh, this one, sweetie. Points to her left. So I go to the right. I step right in straight underwater. I literally step in thinking it's going to go to my knees. I go. People are swimming around me. I'm like. I pop up. I've been in a couple of events that sounded like that, too.

You know what I mean? I pop up Gas Room for Air around 12 other young women. We go inside, watch Camp Rock, and I was just like, what the f*** is going on? You're like in the blanket. The fire blanket, the thermal one with the aluminum. They gave you a coffee and sipping hot chocolate. I'm like, everyone else is like, just watching dumbass Camp Rock. Okay, speaking of mothers, it was Mother's Day this weekend. Camp Rock. I'm so sorry. It really doesn't sit well with me. I don't know why. You need to try again. I'll give it a chance. You're the man.

I need the song inside of me. I need to find, I gotta find Camo and

I actually kind of like that. Thank you. You made me cheese a little bit. I don't know why. It's only you that can do it. I don't know. You like when I serenade you. Mother's Day. Speaking of our moms. Mother's Day. Beautiful women. Isn't it crazy? Lovely women. They had sex, right? What? They had us. Where are you going with this? It's how we are here. Your parents had sex. Mine did. Let's keep it at that. No need to talk about it. Oh, no. But it's part of life. Very big part of life. You're going to have sex. I already have it. Love it.

It's pretty cool. One day I hope to. You already have.

And then you procreate, and then you get a whole day to yourself. That is true. Yeah. I just thought that that's kind of crazy. Weird thing to say about Mother's Day. I'm not going to lie. Very weird. But isn't that, it's like a sex holiday. It's like you did it well. That's not a sex holiday. And you finished the race. Sex holiday, your embryos got fertilized. The sex holiday is Valentine's Day. There's not, honest to God, calendar, 365, the whole thing of it. There's not too many days better than Valentine's Day.

Oh, I think you think of it a lot. Valentine's Day is always a little cold in my house. Valentine's Day is a warm, red-filled, just pink. Pink and red. Okay, now that you say this, I have a thing about holidays. And I was going to bring this up last episode, but there's not really a time to put it in. So I was, sorry CJ. There's never a time to fit it into the agenda. But now that we're talking about holidays and sex, right? Where is this going? I was thinking about holidays, right? Okay. Okay.

i have a thing about them you're so your holidays are all scams it's not real no holiday is real it's all government funded to put money into the government you think like honestly

They've turned, like even religious holidays. And I'm not going to get on serious because we're going to get off this. But they've all made it to where you have to buy things to celebrate it. There's not a free holiday. Mother's Day, you pay for something. Father's Day, you pay for something. Christmas, you're paying for some shit. Easter, you're buying little eggs and treats and throwing them out on the lawn. You know what I mean?

Like, name one holiday that's for free. You know what I mean? There's not a free holiday is a top ten sentence. You know what I mean? Oh, my God. There's not a free holiday. I mean, I know what you're saying, but it's also fun to just embody it. Oh, I'm not saying that. I don't think you have...

Like Christmas, you're pretty much expected to buy gifts. But you don't have, like your Valentine's Day doesn't have to be this $250 dinner with a suit. No, but buying chocolates, right? Flowers, that's money back into the government. But that's sweet. I don't think of government. I think of wife. Okay, imagine Valentine's Day where you don't spend money. Tell me where you're going to be sleeping that night under the bed. You ever slept under the bed? I've never once even been under my current bed. What? What?

You avidly crawl under your bed? No, but as a teen I did, about 15, 16. You were sleeping under your bed? I didn't sleep there. I might have got a little drowsy under there, but I couldn't get a full snooze. But I remember Malcolm Jerome, the thousand-year-old Harden, Esquire III, that's my dog. He's almost dead. Good morning to you. Real lumpy now. The dog is real lumpy.

Stop. He does not have cancer of the dog. No, he doesn't have cancer of the dog, but he's got some. He's got him. He's got him, dog. He's got him. What do you think those lumps are? He used to, he was a puppy and alive and no lumps. Smooth. He would go to my room all the time and run under my bed. And he would do it every day. But he seemed like that was his fun. My bed, no other bed.

My bed. So one day I was like, what is under there? A lot of Cheetos, a lot of chips, a lot of trash and Twinkie wrappers. He had a dog pantry under your bed. He was running a dog, like a little whorehouse for snacks under your bed. Oh my God. Do you remember like, don't talk about him.

Don't talk about it. It's such a sensitive subject. Yeah. Okay, I'm not going to lie. I make jokes to cope. The funny part you do. You're a joker to cope. I like that. That sounds a little not right. It's one of those you perk up. There wasn't even a reason, but I did not like it when it left my mouth. But the one...

The one thing I find so interesting is you joke to Cope, and I know it's a serious thing to you because you love that dog, but your family seems like they don't give a shit. They're all just like, he's going to die. I know they love Malcolm, too, but your dad's like, yeah, that old f***er, he's on his last. No, I feel like my dad's the worst. My dad's going to take the brunt of it. No, he's definitely a joker to Cope. Yeah, that's where I get it from. I don't like that. Have you ever woke up with ants in your bed?

Ants in my bed. Yeah. I was thinking, you know? Okay. Hell no. As a kid. Hell no. I've always been a bed eater.

I always eat in the bed. I still do to this day. CJ knows how he lives with me. I'll just eat in my bed. Oh, I've lived with you too. You're a crummy guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're a crummy guy. So I remember one day I was in my twin bed upstairs in my room, right? And I was laying down and I felt tingles. And I always do get tingles because I don't know if it's a lack of like water or oxygen. So normally when I get sharp pains or tingles, I'm like...

Give it two minutes, it'll pass. But this time it was itchy and it was starting to go everywhere. And I remember, I vividly remember this. I got my flashlight because I didn't have an iPhone, but I had a flashlight by my bed just so I can see any spooky characters. And so I flipped the sheets and I put that flashlight under there and it was like an army of ants all on my legs. I was like, meh! And I remember doing that and I laid in the bathtub with Epsom salt. Didn't help.

The closest thing I have to that, I have two. One time I walked into my living room, there was a legion of ants just coming from under the couch. What'd I do? Vacuum cleaner. Gone. You should've sprayed. Oh, no. I just vacuumed them bastards up. Just straight sucked them up. Straight sucked them.

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There was a time I was concerned about my mental when I was a kid with bugs. Why? Because you remember Dahmer? He started by, you know, bugs. Is that-

Excuse me? That's, like, right? That's factual? Yeah, he started with bugs. Like, killing bugs? Hey, I'll get there if you let me. I swear I will. Okay, go, go, go. So he started with bugs. Then he went to roadkill. What did he start with? It's like the other day he did to me. What did he start with? Bugs. Like, he started playing with bugs. There we go. Thank you. And then he went to roadkill. He would grab the roadkill, dissect it, you know, him and his dad. Holy shit. Weird shit. And then he ended up being Dahmer. I saw the letter. I saw it.

You're sick. You're sick. He ended up eating people. Oh, my God. And so there was a time when I was a kid, and there was something about Junebugs. You know what a Junebug is? Yes. Hate them. My mom. They crunch so good. Dude, my mom loves Junebugs. Like, she'll go play with them bitches. Don't you call her Junebug? No, I call her Rat. Rat. She loves cheese. Rat. Nita Rat. Oh, Nita Rat. Yeah, she probably won't like that beat on the internet. Nita Junebug wouldn't hit the same. That might be a loop.

I am on the line today. I am on that damn line. But no, there'd be a time where I'd enjoy the crunch of killing them. Same, bro. And I'd be like, yeah. You're sitting there. And it was definitely empowering. And then me and Preston would get flies. We'd catch flies and rip their legs off and their wings. What the fuck?

First off, the fact you're catching flies. All right, Miyagi, relax. That's a skill in itself. Then you would torture them? We didn't torture them. It would be pretty quick. What would you do if someone came and ripped your scapula out and took your legs? Torture? Think so? I think so. You absolutely torture them. Killing them is just, they're done. You said, my little guy.

I started picking them. Can I tell you a story? Yeah, you can tell me a lot. Hey, I want you to tell me what the inside of you looks like. What? Are you...

That's how much I want to know about you. We are going to absolutely go past that. Last Sunday, remember all of us were hanging out. It was Cinco de Mayo last Sunday. Oh, yes, it was. Cinco de Mayo. Yes. I left. I was with y'all. Left, went back to my own humble abode. Okay. You know how I get in the elevator? Yes. I swear to God. First off, I'm going to preface that. I swear to God, everything I'm about to say is real. Okay. You know, I get in my own elevator. Yeah. And I go up. So I click the button.

On the first floor, the elevator opens. I swear to God, there's a man on Cinco de Mayo. There's a man in the elevator dressed as Superman, head to toe. He has a cape. He's holding two bananas and a gallon of water. Swear to God. There's no way you didn't ask that man, hey, what's your agenda? I was terrified. I was absolutely terrified. You didn't talk to him? Hell no. He said, oh, excuse me. No, no. I went, oh, you're excused. I said, what are you? To a point, I thought it was racist because it's Cinco de Mayo. Oh, my God.

Oh, he might be. He's dressed as Superman. What was his nationality? White. Oh, my God. He's a white man dressed as the whitest hero of them all, Clark Kent, on Cinco de Mayo, holding 150 milligrams of potassium in a gallon of water. Oh, my God. It's like he was going to a Comic-Con. He had the boots and everything. I don't think he's going to a Comic-Con. He's going to a rally. Yeah, he was going to a rally. And I literally... The thing opens, I'm just looking at him. I'm like...

This is the part I knew he was going to say something or feel some type of way. As soon as it opened, I went, oh. I did a little jump. I was like, oh, shit. He walked past me and said, excuse me. And I walked in. I hit that button so quick. I was like, close door, close door, button, close door. And I was immediately, I whipped out my phone to call you, but I was like, let me not. Let me just tell him I'm talking. Okay. And he was the weakest looking. What was his build? That's what I'm telling you. Did he have good balls? Yeah.

Did he have a good bowl? I'm saying, like, Superman, you know he's probably packing titanium. So Superman's working. Superman's packing a hammer. Superman, this guy, not so much. This guy, 5'7", skin and bones, shaved head. Bald Superman, first one I've ever seen. He's definitely going to a rally. He's definitely doing something right now. He's definitely going to go and...

strangest color pattern of a Superman suit I've ever seen. You know, classic. Like, classic, almost royal blue. And red. Like, cherry red. Yeah. This shit was like, like magenta and like...

Like a dull red. It was like his suit was passed down through three generations. Oh, he went to Timu to get his Superman suit. No, it was a Superman-ing thing. It was not real. It was not regulation. It was so strange. I remember for one Halloween, so it was like a morph suit almost. It was tight on him. But it had the chain links. Not chain, but the little divots in the armor. It was like...

It was a good suit. Good suit, weird colors. I remember I had a morph suit because I was super into morph suits. Remember those were hot in middle school? Yeah, but not really. And so I remember for Halloween, I didn't really... I wasn't really into the Halloween. Like, I didn't want to be over the guy that was too much on Halloween as a kid. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because you wanted to be kind of cool. You didn't want to be, like, face painted up and shit. You wanted to be like this. And so I was like... I was like...

I want to impress the girls. I feel like every young man has a, I want to impress the women on Halloween night. Got to. It's a nasty night. It's a night of darkness. It's a night of horror and terror. I remember I got a very yellow morph suit. Yellow? Yeah. And I didn't want to wear basketball shorts.

And I remember I put a couple of Nike socks in there, Nike Elite extra fabric, just so I could, just so if you had to look twice at me to make sure that I was all right. You know what I mean? You wanted to check my hip health. Every time, I know I'm going too far if I look at CJ. You, you packed your, what age was this? Oh, middle school, probably like 14. That's the prime age that you care about that. You packed a Nike dry fit sock bulge at 14 years of age. And it wasn't just I put the sock in there. I formed it.

No, you did not. Oh, I promise you I did. You made a penis mold with a sock. 100%. And I was so dumb, I didn't even make it look realistic. I had two socks in there, Nike Elites, and they were fresh out the pack, too, so they were thick. Those girls were like, hey, Peyton, you ready to... Oh, my God! And you were just like... Like, sitting there. I'm dead.

Time out! Yo, what were you even dressed as? The yellow morph suit. Just a yellow morph suit with a bulge. You were yellow bulge, man. That's what you were. That is almost grounds for arrest. That is, you should have been handcuffed. Real or fake. Oh my god, you wanted to be handcuffed. You knew there was going to be a cop. You don't know what I'm into. Some girl's going to dress up as a cop. No, not back then. The girls weren't doing that. You said it.

No, but whenever I was in middle school, girls were still dressing up like as Britney Spears and stuff. Oh, hell. Good old days. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Remember college Halloween? Oh, nasty times. It basically was, hey, wear as little as you can and call yourself a cat. I've seen some things with my friends that I never wanted to see. I'm like, I don't want to be here. Do you remember that one year? Which one? Where we all went to the Halloween party. And you recorded the line? They said, can you record us coming out? I'm not going to lie and say how it happened. You, Cam was a sniper in college. I'm not going to lie. How was I a sniper? You were looking at a sniper. How was I a sniper? Because you were...

Why was I a sniper? I didn't have a gun. I didn't have one. Why was I a sniper? Because you low-key knew what you were doing, and I respected it. I respected it. You had a bag.

It is gone now. For good reason. I'm six years in. You cashed the bag in. I cashed it in for a ring. Yeah, wife. Yeah, this is a fair trade. Fantastic. But back before then, you had two Goyard duffels. I had two Goyard duffels. One was open, one was closed. Cam played the role of like, he was the attractive token white guy in a predominantly black school. There you go. And he was funny, and he was like cultured. Yeah.

everybody liked him all the girls liked him right and so he played on that and he was so nice and to all of them he would ask about their problems he'd help them cheat on tests oh god I thought you said you'd help them cheat on their men oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh no oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

what I'm getting at. Yeah, yeah. And so Cam, I remember for Halloween, like, oh my God, anytime we were going to a club or like it was a holiday, Cam would hype the shit out of them. Yeah. It was good. You're a good friend. A good friend. I was trying to make them feel. You're trying to make them feel something. Yes, you are. No, no. You nasty man. I was trying to make them feel good about themselves. I've,

always done that. Yeah. I've always done that. Yes, but it worked. You did good. But I'm saying, even with guys, even when we go out now, I'll be like, damn, boy, you look good. Yeah, you do. That shit is tough. You got that shit on. But you realized at that point at the school year, you're like, you know the effect you had. You knew it. I will admit to this. At one point, I knew the effect I had. At the beginning, it was genuine. Yeah,

Okay. Can you agree with me on that? Yes, I can agree with you on that. Okay. And so, anyways, Halloween, and these girls were no close. Literally none. And so we're all in the pod, and if you're a longtime fan, you know what the pod is. It's a legendary pod. We need to just close that off and just make it the Hall of Fame pod. Literally. And so... They're coming out in a damn... Like a gallery wall. You orchestrated it, though. You said, oh, yeah, let me get y'all on the snap. But you want to know why, though? Because at first, Liv was a good friend of mine. Yes, yes. And she was like, get a little video of me. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm not going to say the rest of the names for their purposes, but...

All of them. There was like three more that said, oh, me too, me too. And I was like, y'all just walk out at one and I'll just get it all at one. And it ended up being this damn cat walk. It was literally just a group of cats and mouses and they were walking out and I was just like...

Okay. Okay. Yeah. All right. That was your bag. I respect it. It was a good bag. And I remember I was in a nasty graphic tee with stretchy jeans on. And I was just like... Dude, that was the shit. It was. We could work with some Vans. We could work with some Vans. I have a question, Kim. Let's hear it. I was watching the news, right?

Actually, I wasn't watching the news. I don't watch the news because it's a dangerous, nasty place. But I was going through the weather app, right? Because we're about to go do something outside. We're going to go to a pool, right? We're going to the pool. Dangerous spot for me, first of all. We're going to the pool, and I needed to know if it was a pool day outside. So I go to the weather app. I check the weather app, and it said 78 degrees outside. Feels like 85. I have a question. Who the f***?

Who the f*ck is the feels like guy? Like whose job is that? And why do we trust him? You know what I mean? Who's the guy that's stepping outside and is like... He's like super pale, he goes... He's like... He goes, "Craig, a little higher. A little higher. Mark at 84 right now."

85. You know what I mean? Like, who is that guy? That's such a genuine question. Who the f***? Who shook a Dean's hand and said, I'm going to be the feels like it guy? I got my degree in feeling like. You know what I mean? I got my degree on a thought. Who is that? How does that work? Genuinely, how does that work? How do you get trusted that much? Who the f***? And why is it like universe? Oh my God. Huh. They have a feels like it guy in every city.

I'm the feels like a guy in Philadelphia. He goes, the name's John McMillan. Feels like it. Atlanta 6. Like, that's...

Oh my God. You know what I mean? How does that work? And we all trust it. We do trust it. We're like dumbasses. We'll be talking in the group message, we'll be like, it's 78, but it says it feels like 83. Dude, I do that all the time. I do that all the time. I'll be like, guys, yes, it says it's cloudy and 60, but it says it feels like 66. I'm like, that's a good day to me. What does that even mean? When did we start trusting that shit? Do you think it's a formula, maybe? Maybe it's a formula. Maybe it's not a guy that's just like...

Wouldn't that just be the temperature then? But it's like a formula. They take the actual temperature with the humidity, crunch some numbers, and they're like, to the skin. Oh my God, but it still had to be on a human at one point. You know what I mean? Because you can't just tell me it's 80 degrees with 20% humidity. That equals, and it feels like. Feels like something. Feeling is a human being. You have to feel something. Oh my God, we're sheep. We are sheep. And people run hot and cold. Yeah. So if I'm like.

You gotta tell me what it feels like. I'm sweating my ass off. Yeah, I could be so devastated on the inside that I'm just cold today. Exactly. Oh my God. That is a crazy occupation. There are some crazy occupations out there. No fist to your profession. No fist to your profession. Bro, a feels like it guy. It's insane. What are some other weird ass jobs? Holy shit. A weird job?

I feel like there's a lot, like, jobs that, like, almost don't seem like they should be a real profession. Yeah. I mean, cross guards are, I mean, they're needed. That has to be a volunteer work. And they're a loving community. They don't get 1099. They get paid. Cross guards get paid. No, they don't. Cross guards get paid.

I remember, no, we had Mr. Mack. Cross guards get paid. I hope you know that cross guards get paid. Unless it's someone that is retired that volunteers. Cam, you went to a private school. I did not go to a private school. You had got charter bus to field day and had conies at your field day. I went to school where we gave fades in the bathroom. A little smoky session in the bathroom. Just because your kids wanted to act like they're from somewhere they're not? It was not a private school in the slightest. What are the jobs, though? I don't know. I feel like, dude, CJ, what are some weird jobs?

What the f-

He said Olympic lifeguards. That's also got to be a volunteer. That's got to be something you sign up. You definitely get compensated, but you have to like, there's not a pool of lifeguards that are like, dude, he was the best lifeguard in the Southwest region. Let's bring him to China. I think it's more of like your injury prevention at that point. Like, because they're not going to drown off their own volition. But they're also not, it's not like- They'll tear their PCL on the jumping board and be like, oh, we got to go get him. But there's not a free agent list of Olympic lifeguards. That's what I'm saying. Like, it's definitely got to be someone wants to do that for the experience. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. They get to be a lifeguard in the Olympics. It's probably somebody who didn't qualify to be in the Olympics. Like a race or a test? What are they doing? The same way you qualify for the Olympics every year. And the people that didn't make it, you don't even have a lifeguard. So they have qualifications for the referees? No, but it's like the next guy that didn't make it, you're like, you want to be a lifeguard? You can show up. You can be on T-Bus. We'll get you gear. That's equivalent to you barely get cut from the NBA team. Hey, you want to be our ball boy? Yeah. No, no. I feel like you have way more responsibility as a lifeguard than as a ball boy.

You're in a body of water with people that are the best swimmers in the world. What's going to happen? That f***er's just getting paid to sit there and tread water. That's all he's doing. Lifeguards aren't in the water. They jump in the water sometimes. You've never been a lifeguard. I can tell. I actually was. I was a pool monitor. And that is scary. I remember you said that. I was a pool monitor. They're on the stand, but they also get in the water. Has a dentist ever made you moan?

Has a dentist, I think so now that I think about it. I think it's not like a, but like a, like a more of a blah. Yeah, it's not a moan. No, I've had a dentist. A dentist has made me moan one time, involuntarily. Like an actual moan. Yeah, because I don't go to the dentist often. My mouth is super sensitive, dog. You are lying to me. Was it a woman or a man? It was a man. He had strong fingers.

A woman couldn't make me do that. You know what I mean? I gotta get some pressure back there. Oh my god, you're moaning for a man with a mask and a headlamp on. God. And I remember his hands were really hairy and I could feel it through the glove. He pressed on my gland back here. He was hitting a finger punch bag with your uvula. He said...

Oh, that guy's a creep. He's a creep. He needs to be on a list right now. He's in there. He's in there. Oh, my God. Oh, no. He was getting reps for his finger boxing. Oh. He said, look. He got in the stance. He says, you strapped in? Yes, sir. All right. No. He said, hey, strap him down tighter.

Oh, you're sick. My God. No, dead ass. Oh, you moaned for a hairy man with a headlamp. Oh, my God. It was for my wisdom teeth. Oh, my God. Someone clipped that. And it was sensitive. And so I remember they had my mouth open. Oh, he was deep back then. Yes, we used to. Oh, my God. So he got down there and it was sensitive area and I've never pressed back there. And he pressed and I go, oh. Like, oh, no, don't. And he goes, oh, I'm sorry. You did not go, oh. He apologized to me.

I didn't know you fused words in the moan. I thought it was just like a, I guess I was thinking more of a gag. You were like, oh, it hurt. It was a lot of pressure. I've never had somebody that deep in my mouth. He said he was sorry. He tapped me on my shoulder when he left, and I was like, come on, dog. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh my f*** He said hey good performance He said great game Youngin I'll see you back here You come back now you got a bright future I'm f***ing dripping right now I'm dripping Oh my god he did not Tap you on the shoulder Oh my god I'll see you at the front There truly is I mean there's truly things Oh

I never ever wake up thinking I'm gonna hear that's gotta be one of the top five you went you went tennis dude I just remember his fingers were thick as shit and they're hairy bro like not even on some weird shit they dead ass words like an Alaskan Wilderman and he had one of those like uh part-time jobs just and he had one of those like uh that he could flick the shit out of somebody

He had strong. He was in there. He was like delicate and rough at the same time. Oh, he knew what he was doing. He knew what he was doing. He's vetted. He's a pro.

No, I was being dead out late trying to make jokes, bro. It was a scented ass area back there. What did you just say? You said it was a scented area? What did you just say? It was a sensitive area back there. You said it was a scented ass area. It was a scented and ass scented area. Holy shit. Oh my god, my chest hurts. My ass is sweating. My bad, bro. Oh my god. Look at this. The You Should Know Podcast.

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fame, Milli Vanilli on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can binge all episodes of Blame It on the Fame early and ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus. Now on to the rest of the episode. I am actually sweating so much. Okay, okay, now we're actually back. Okay. Oh my god, okay. Now we're actually back. Alright, here we go. I have another thing for you. I thought of this the other day. What's up, bro?

Oh my god, I'm sorry. We were, me and Liv, we were up late watching Vanderpump. It's like 2 o'clock. So I fell asleep. I was asleep for like an hour. She turns the TV off like a grandpa. I wake up to the sound getting cut. So I'm like, oh damn. And then for whatever reason, I'm wide awake. So I get on my phone and shit and I'm just scrolling, just seeing random stuff. And I thought, I saw something that made me think of this. There is zero physical evidence that today is Tuesday.

Oh, that's a good point. There's no, like, there is no structure. I mean, honestly. That's a good point. And do homeless people know what day it is? Not even like that, though. I'm not trying to be mean. There's no calendars on there. You had a good question. Oh, my God. I'm right back to sweating. No. No. No.

I'm like nervous laughing. Is that bad to say? I can't say that. Oh my God, I think we leave it. I think we leave it. I think we run with it. Do I keep it? Oh, I think we do. Because like, I'm not trying to be mean. Why is that the first thing you thought of when I said that? Because I was thinking about what you said. There is no structure. And especially...

Sorry. I didn't mean it like, I'm a man of God. We both are. God bless their souls, but why is that the first thing that popped up? I can't even see straight right now. Do you know the answer? No, I don't know the answer. I mean, hell, I would assume. Okay, hold on. I don't know if we can keep going. Back to reality. Back to what I said first. We'll circle back to your name. Because you could be like...

This is a comedy podcast. This is for comedy purposes. Don't take anything we're saying seriously. Oh. We're going to do a charity drive soon. Very soon. But, oh my God. Okay. Back to what I've... Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Quit it. Sit up. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh no. You're saying what? Like we could... They're wrapped in a box.

Stop. Stop. I love our job. No, seriously, stop. I love our job. We are so sorry. Just cool it for a second. It's a comedy podcast. My initial statement caused this question. All I was saying is that there's not like a... Just look at me.

There's not like a pillar in the sky or like there's not like a tree that like clicks a notch every time of the day. You know what I'm saying? Like obviously the sun goes down, it comes back up, new day. But I'm saying if you trace it back to the beginning, we just believe the first guy that – and actually our calendar switched. From Mayans. Yes, it switched. But also it's just like – Or something like that. We have literally no clue. Today is –

Tuesday, let alone what month, let alone what year. Now you're talking to me. Now you're going to make me tingle. This is my bag and you're getting into my brain. There's no evidence. It's just like we are all on one calendar that our devices are synced on. We made the devices. We made the calendars. So why the hell did you argue with me that other time? Don't go with me. One other time. Whenever I said everybody's second is different, everybody's clock is different. Because that's stupid. All right, bro. You can perceive time different.

But unless you are literally out of, in a different gravity. So you're saying every clock takes one second the exact same? That's not what I'm saying. Then how is everybody second the same? I'm saying one second is one second. Based off of what though? On this earth, we are all on the same gravitational pull. We are all on the same, like our year is the same. A second is a man-made thing.

Time is a man-made thing. It's math. It's just broken down. That's a man... Sure, it's a man-made thing. Exactly. So it can be different for everybody. But I'm saying, now with the... But that's... No. No. How? How not? You can't just say no. You gotta give me proof. Because if a... Is a second a real thing? Yeah. Well, societally, yes. Okay. So if it's a real thing, even if it is just in society, we have to go off of what? It's definition. That's what I'm saying. It's definition. It's different for everybody. No, no, no. Time could be different. I'm saying...

Second has a definition. What is it? What's the definition of a second? One second.

Okay, exactly. Circular. You know what I'm saying? Okay, we can get off that because you're talking about it. But back to your question. Because you have a good question. You know what I'm saying? It's strange. I think a lot of the things we do on an everyday basis is just for... Bro, it's like a program. It's just for control. It's not control of like we're getting controlled, but like a societal like so everything can function well. So no chaos. You know what I mean? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. And everything goes back to Vanderbilt. Everything goes back to Ford. Vanderbilt.

Who's the guy who made the school system? Not Vanderbilt. No, who's the guy who made... We talk about it with Brooks all the time. What's the guy's name? Yeah, I want you to say it. Vanderbilt. He named a school after him, right? Vanderbilt is a school. Not the education system. Who did it? I want a country of workers, not thinkers. Come on. Vanderbilt. Stop saying Vanderbilt. Hey, bitch, that's my answer. I don't know. It's not Vanderbilt. What is it?

I can't remember right now either. What is it? You're spooking me. Can you look it up? It's definitely not Vanderbilt. What's his name? It's Henry Ford or Vanderbilt. Ford made the car in the assembly line. He didn't make the car. He made the assembly line. What's his name? It's Horace Mann. It's not Horace Mann. It starts with a V, CJ. What is that, an eagle? No. American school system founder. I'm going to call Brooks. What is it? I'm calling Brooks. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.

All right, Brooks never answers his phone, but who was it? I think it was Rockefeller. Okay, say it was Rockefeller. Yeah, so it was Rockefeller. I think it was Rockefeller. And so basically, it's all just to have a society of workers. Yeah, and that's, bro, when you think about it, okay, do you ever do this? When you think about shit that was wrong, like objectively wrong...

Yes. Like slavery. Yeah, 100%. But I'm not like, this one, don't push your neck like that. I'm not saying that. But do you ever try to put yourself in the shoes of the people back then? No. I don't either. You should. No, no. I'm not talking about like real talk. But I'm saying like, do you think at the time of him saying that, it was as messed up as it is today? Like trying to make a nation of workers as opposed to... No, he's trying to... He's trying to up the comp. Yeah. But it's still, it's like...

I get it, man. Obviously, I guess it works somehow because it's still going on today. Facts. And, bro, that's just wild. We don't learn good shit in school. Oh, not at all. In the slightest. And I got lucky enough. I think it's the ones, like me. You had a little something special in that Kool-Aid. I did not mean to say Kool-Aid. I meant to say any other drink besides Kool-Aid.

I'm so sorry. Sorry I didn't have extra watered down iced tea. Yeah, I'm not a big tea guy. It got ruined for me at a young age. No, but I think it's the people like me that think that...

Like, learn that kind of stuff at an early age. It was something that wasn't taught to me. No one ever told me, like, this is weird. It was just like an internal feeling I had in school. Like, this is so stupid. You're better than me. I was like, this shit's great. I got an A-plus on geometry. I was like, mama, look. I was like, what? I was like, Miss Kidwell, why do I need to know Miss Winkler one time? Have I told this story about Miss Winkler? Love Miss Winkler.

It's teachers like this. And it's almost, was it teacher appreciation week last week? This past week, yeah. And I want to give a teacher appreciation week to all the teachers out there. You have such a hard job dealing with these rat-ass kids and their rat-ass parents and this rat-ass school system that doesn't pay you enough. I want to say something. There's teachers out there like Miss Winkler. Miss Jennifer Winkler. Like Coach Kennedy when he was in the system. Not really. He got fired. I did not get fired. Left on my own accord. I thought the same.

I left to my own accord. And so, Ms. Winkler, and I want to give her her flowers because I don't know if I've said this publicly before, but there's one day in class and she said in front of everybody, because she could tell I had low confidence. She could tell I was a little anxious, a little freaky, nasty, smelly, onion, Burger King ass kid with nasty, nasty teeth. A little gross, you know what I mean? Didn't wash my ass properly.

It's enough. And so she told me, she was like in front of everybody. She was like, Peyton, one day she thought I was going to be in the MLB, which I'm not sure why. I think because her husband was.

Damn. Oh, Miss Winkler can be a teacher all she wants. Yeah. And so she told me, she was like, Peyton, one day, whenever you're giving your post-game press conference at an MLB game, I want you to tell them that Miss Winkler always believed in you. So I don't have MLB post-game, but I can say, Miss Winkler, you always believed in me, and I love you.

Then that right there, I pray to God because I really did. I had good connections with some students, obviously, a handful of students, more than the others that were actually there and wanted to be engaged. I hope to God one of them do that to me because that right there is like full. That is what teaching is. Full circle. Not all the paperwork, not the trying to make them learn for a test that they're going to forget, not even translate to the next year. That right there. It's connections. So, yes, Teacher Appreciation Week. I hope you had a fantastic week. If you're a teacher, you already know the struggle.

Love y'all. Speaking of school, I think this is a popular topic. A lot of people have talked about this, but I've never picked your brain about it. Subjects in school, math, English, science, social studies, did you always associate them with a color?

I don't think I always did, but there's definitely some validity to this. Okay, and I hope, I know you're not dumb, and I hope we can connect on this. Oh my God. Let's go one by one on these subjects and let's see if we match it with the same color. Oh my God. Okay? And then after this, we can match, like, I do this with other things, like months and days. Like, I have colors for months and days and events. You give months colors? Yeah. Or more like days of the week have colors in your mind? CJ, you do that. What the hell, what color is Monday? Gray. Gray.

Okay, let's do it. First one. So you're going to say the subject and then like a... You just give me your answer. No, you give me your answer and I'll tell you mine. Okay. Math. Red. Red. Okay, good, good. Math is red. Math is red. We're good. Okay. Science. Come on, King. Science is like purple. Ew, what the... Purple. I'd say purple. Purple.

Purple? Science is yellow. What's science about purple? What the hell is yellow about science? What's science about purple? You're supposed to say what's purple about science. What the hell is yellow? Oh, I didn't know you were an English major. I was the one who got an award from the dean, not you. It was the only class you went to. You put all your hours into English, you get that damn award.

No, okay, but science is like nasty and like... No. No, let me do science is green. I'll change my answer. If you're in forensics, maybe it could be yellow. No, science is green. Definitely because it's earthy. No. Right? And the periodic table is green. Green is unequivocally 100% social studies. Social studies is brown.

What? You skipped black history. Oh, don't you do that to me. Green is social studies as hell. No, social studies is brown. Green gives, like you said, earth, history of earth, social studies. You're studying the social of the earth. Green, times, grass, knolls, mountains. No, but you're learning about the science of it, which is green.

green is science like you know you go outside and you do and y'all did that right for science class you'd go outside and do experiments on like the lawn and shit we had a we had a we had a group project where we committed a crime and it actually ended up seeing really bad because the only black guy in our group but we didn't give it to him but the only black guy in our group his name was Charles he was the criminal he drew the stick of

Yo, your school is a private school, probably. We said no, it was not. We literally drew sticks and we said, "Damn." Like, "Hey, you picked the stick." But, no. Science

I don't even, I can't, I can't even associate words with yellow. Like red is like anger, control, power. Yeah. Which is math. Green is like calm. Learning is earthy, calm learning. So, you know, so it's green, not an earthy vibe. What color trees? Green. What color is grass? Green. Science. Green. Thank you. How many things in science did you do with grass and trees? A lot. We had a greenhouse. We had a greenhouse at our elementary school, middle school and our high school. And we'd go to the greenhouse. Oh,

I remember one first senior prank they tried to plant. Oh, absolutely not. They tried to grow weed in the greenhouse. Absolutely, that's impressive. Absolutely not. You're associating a greenhouse with science. You're associating botany with science. Is greenhouse not science? What subject would that be?

MLA format? Am I Cornell Noting a greenhouse? It's science, bitch. You just plant the trees. You plant the plants. That's science. What is science about that? Photosynthesis. I'm saying that. I'm sorry, CJ. Okay, photosynthesis. I'll give you that. Photosynthesis. You're not over there taking its membranes out and searching it. You're putting it in the dirt and you got to leave class. That's what you fucking signed up for. You can go outside. And what is that? The growth of trees. What is that? What subject is it?

Bro, science, I guess. And that's green. So thank you. And... So social studies is brown. Brown because it's... Social studies is shit. Social studies is shit. Social studies is shit. Triple S. Because it's like... Not earthy, but... Oh, earthy again. Oh, what color is the dirt under the grass? No, because... Because old Spanish trails. You...

You and this old Spanish trail. Okay, like we used to live on a street called Old Spanish Trail in Houston. Can't wait to see you July 11th. Takes you to the bio. But it's like an earthy like, like, like the, no, because how'd they get around back in the day? How'd they get around? See, you're taking your own little example and doing it for, you can say for anything. You can be like math. What do they use? There's red on your eraser, ain't it?

we're like let's that that's not we both agreed that that was red though yes okay so i can't really explain it but social studies is great let me pull you in let me pull you in let me rope you in hey this is my fishing line now we got a bob in the ocean now we got we're waiting for the fish to take the bait here all right what did they travel around on back in the day camel in america

Buffalo. Horses. Buffalo. Horse. How far back were you on? Be honest. How far back were you on? I don't know. Oh my God, that was so hard. Horses. Horses, right? What was on the back of the horses that the Regals would ride on? Carriages. Who's the Regals? Is that a family? Is that a family?

family tree. But, you know, they ride around on carriages, right? You can't just name brown things and say it's brown. I'm telling you where my thought process is at. Dude, I had a brown pencil. Math is brown. Like, what are you, what are you, I made a brown potion once in science. Science is brown. Did everybody's social study class have no windows? Oh my God.

You had a classroom with no windows? It was a closet. It was a glorified closet. No, no, no. It was a real classroom, but it just didn't have a window. I think that is against FDA regulations. And I remember we were in DARE class at elementary school, and we had a little sliver. It was in Ms. Winkler's class. And we had a little sliver of window right there, and we saw it snowing. And Ms. Winkler said, I don't care about the regulations. Y'all go play in the snow. Y'all had slivers of glass, and you were in a prison. No, it was like... That literally sounds like an inmate. They're like this.

Help me out here! Like that little sliver. They throw the thing and they try to fit through and they can't. You know those windows above my piano in my house? Yeah. It was like that. And it was just small inmate windows. It was snowing and we were in dare class. And he was talking about how if you, he said don't drink because if you drink and you fall asleep when you're drunk and you throw up, you'll die. What? Because he said, he was like, I know somebody who choked on their own puke. And he said, and that leads to black tar.

That's still so odd to me. Y'all had full-blown dare class. Yeah, you didn't? No, we already talked about that. We had a guy walk in for a minute and talk about don't do drugs. And then he walked his ass out and we went right back to kill a mockingbird. Who? To kill a mockingbird. Okay. Oh, I can't ask y'all. Don't you ask it. They always make me read that page.

Oh, no. Yeah, they're like, now this page has some sensitive subject matter. Peyton, Peyton, would you like to read page 87? It's exactly what happened. And I was like, I was like, man, you should know podcast. I think it's time for a segment we haven't done in a long time. And that is people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, Peyton and Cam. Pop culture, Peyton and Cam.

Alright, I got something. Okay. I got something. And we talked... Okay, so we've gotten a lot of DMs recently, right? DJP, you're the music guy. Why haven't you talked about this? Why haven't you talked about the Drake and Kendrick Lamar beef?

Oh, we have. We have. We have like a four-part series on Patreon called Drake is Batman. And if you were there for the first couple episodes, I was giving information that the public didn't know about the beef. You would think he had a crystal ball. He had a Nostradamus ball on his back. He'd put on his sage coat with his staff and he'd be like...

I just know some people that know some people and I got some information. But this is what I'm going to say about the Drake and Gitterglobar beef. If you want the whole backstory about it, it's everywhere on the internet now. Or you can just go over to patreon.com slash you should know podcast and get the full in-depth breakdown of a lot of information that people don't know. I'm going to say this about the beef. Speak your heart, Bubba. It is starting to upset me, not because of the rappers. I like the rappers. I like what both of them are doing. I like the sport. I like the sport of the rap.

It is so apparent to me that this rap beef is the first time that a lot of people have actually listened to a rap song. 100,000%. And it is making me mad that these people are voicing their opinions so much. Those are the people who are the loudest on the internet. And that's pretty much with every subject on the internet. The people that know the least or the least involved and just want to feel a part of something are saying the most.

And that's what they're doing. And it's fine to have dialogue. It's fine to do this. But it's just like, hey, Kendrick doesn't know you. Drake doesn't know you. You don't know them. Just enjoy. Go back and listen to 90s rap beefs. Go back to listen to 2000s rap beefs.

First of all, this is new territory where to win a rap beef, you have to expose the most about somebody, which is kind of not my favorite thing. I miss when it was just like, hey, I'm better at this and better at this. And there's going to be some foul bars in those. But people on the internet right now are thinking the only way that you can win is if you expose the most. You didn't expose anything about them. That's not what it's about. That's what it's come into because of the internet now. Who can tell us?

The most of what we don't know. And absolutely nothing has been proven about anything. And it's just like... It's so... I literally saw this guy on TikTok the other day. Yeah, I remember. And he posted this thing whenever Drake dropped at the time of recording. He dropped his newest track, The Heart Part 6. And he was like... He made the video on TikTok and he was like, Drake's not dead. He's not dead. He's still alive. He's still in this thing. We thought he was dead. He's not. He's not.

24 hours later, he stitches his own video and he goes, well, never mind. Drake is dead. I went on Twitter and it seems like nobody cares about what Drake had to say. Have a backbone. It's okay. I'm about to go in a rabbit hole of like,

herd mentality everybody has. It's okay to like what you like and not like what you like. Even if you have an opinion on something and if you watch something or you listen to something and when your internal reaction was, I like that. That's fine. That's okay. Even if you're going online and you're like, oh wait, I'm a little different because nobody else likes it. That's fine.

Fine, bro. You don't have to like group think everything. And he went on. He's like, I guess not. I guess he is still. And maybe that track wasn't that good. I'm just like, bro. And I just hate. And I'm kind of done with it because of the people. Yeah. They've ruined it. Not because of Kendrick and Drake and the sport and the multiple like nine songs, whatever the tally's at now. But just.

being annoying. Yeah, it's like... And doesn't that suck in the age of social media that literally social media can ruin anything. Just about everything. Yeah, it does. It could ruin just about everything. A relationship, a movie, a new video game, a...

a new bill that's getting passed, a cool new restaurant that got opened. It can ruin anything. It's taking away people's individual thoughts. Individuality, yes. It's okay to be individual and think on your own, bro. You can fly your own flag. You don't have to be with the masses. Yeah, it's like, oh, they're all agreeing over here, and I want to be a part of that. No, you don't have to dislike these people. Just like, I don't agree. And you don't have to say everything. You don't have to say what you're thinking all the time. Shut up.

Like, shut up! I promise we didn't ask! But, in saying that, what are your overall thought processes about the beef so far? The one night where there was three drops back to back to back, that was absolutely insane. One of the best nights of hip-hop ever. We were there for it. We spent that moment together. That was crazy. Yeah, I mean, okay, to end it, I'm going to go with the same topic, obviously. To end it, I would say...

It's kind of like LeBron. So many people want to see Drake lose. Yeah. So that people are thinking it's like, oh, Kendrick's amazing. Oh, this shows Kendrick's winning. It's really showing the greatness of Drake that so many people want him to lose. Yeah. Because what's the reason? You've been on the top for 15 years. That's why. They want to see a new top. They want to see a new peak of the mountain. And that's really it. It's the same with LeBron. He gets criticized in year 21 the same he did in year 7. It's like no other...

athlete in history has that. Same with Drake. Like, everyone wants to see him lose for what? Everyone's hyping every word that comes out of Kendrick's mouth, downplaying every word that comes out of Drake. This just happens when you're on the A-side. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So, I mean, it's very easy for me to see that. And then, I mean, I don't really have...

necessarily a side or a stand. Me neither. I don't know these muffs. I would say I'd still put Drake ahead a little bit in the race. Okay. That's fine. I would. If I had to give a dial, I'd lean a little more to Drizzy right now. That's fine. I'm so happy that this is how much music we're getting from Kendrick Lamar. Facts. Like that, it's just awesome to see because we're used to a drop from Kendrick, six years of silence. Yep.

Then another album. A couple features. Yeah. Or five years. But it's so good to see Kendrick. And it's so good to see Drake. I love when Drake raps. Yeah. I just love when Drake raps. It's so damn good. Facts. One thing I will say, Kendrick is definitely winning the beat battle. Oh, yeah. His beats are nuts. Insane. That DJ Mustard beat?

Nuts. I'm literally... It's like even... I can't... It's one of those beats where you can't even control your body. Yeah. It's so good. You're just forcefully like... And it's a club banger too, which is such a good thing to do in a rap. Very smart move. Is make a club banger. Very smart move. Kendrick's done a good job of the creepy...

saxophony, whiny, low records, and then he makes these club anthems, and he makes a middle ground. I really like the beat on Family Matters for Drake. The three beat switches. I really like that. The middle one where he's just going spazzing. Oh my God. It's like that drill beat almost. Yeah. It's really good. In the comments right now, I want y'all to tell us who you think. Let us know. Can we do it? We haven't done this in a while. Can we do a double up? Let's do it.

gotta help some people oh oh it's been a while segment you know what that is pop culture painting pop culture painting cam oh let's get a dr p all right dr p we got a submission for tonight let's do it dear dark peace hello so so i'm talking to these two girls

First of all, Dr. P is, that's how you start a Dr. P right there. That's what I like to see. Girl number one. Hello. I've been on and off with her for three-ish years. I don't love her like I used to. Damn it, man. She is everything I want in a personality, but for the last year or so, I have not been physically attracted to her. Oh, that's tough. So it's hard to have any intimate moments with her. Good morning. Can't get that thing. Get hims.

Now, girl number two. Personality is good, but she's a little crazy, and she likes to push me away at times. Oh, I like that. That's hot. But she's beautiful. I'm physically and mentally attracted to her. Oh, my God. But I don't know which one I need to go for and stick with. It sounds bad, but I genuinely need help. Toxic answer. Dr. P is always toxic. First thing, try both. Whichever one is better, go ahead and pick.

Oh, my. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That's Dr. P's toxic side. But Dr. P's true side is you need to step away from both of them. I feel like you're at the point where you have two people's hearts in your hand, right? Playing heart surgery. Huh? He's playing heart surgery. I don't need to speak. And so you're playing Jingle Jackal. You're playing Jumping Jacks. You're playing Hacky Sack with these two girls' hearts right here. Sorry. You're trying to do this. You're doing...

which one's heavier which one's better which one's lighter which one's like makes me feel like a feather and that's what you're doing and that's not right you're trying to you're trying to taste the sweetest chicken and not even not even baste it enough yeah not even not even as you you know i'm saying you're trying to cook thanksgiving dinner for everybody you don't even have it you don't even have an oven you don't even have an oven or cutlery you know what i mean

You got too many sides and not even an entree. 100%. Turkey's not even in the house. Just a whole bunch of greens and mash. You got two liters of Coke, no ice. No glass either. You know what I mean? How are you going to survive? Yeah, he's not doing it. So what you need to do is you need to take time. You need to leave those two alone. You got to go get in your car. You got to go to the grocery store. And you got to go make a list. With this list is everything you want. By yourself, without them in mind, make a list of everything you want in a person. What do I want? I want Fonny.

Big booty. Big culo. Big culo. You know what I mean? I want someone who gives me sweet French kisses at night. I want somebody... Maybe you like your ear getting played with. What are we doing? One of them doesn't like licking ears. Gotta take that out. Let's go more wholesome things. You shut up. You're right, son. You like being little spoon, and you like tooting that thing into their pelvic region.

Whatever you're into, Dr. P doesn't judge. And one of them doesn't like being the big spoon. So you always got to be the big spoon. And that hurts your crotch. It does. We don't want that. It hurts the arm, too. Never know where to go. Exactly. You're numb at 2 a.m. Two minutes in, you're just like, I need blood. So you make that grocery list.

You make that grocery list and then you go and put the two grocery stores up on there. One's Target, one's Walmart. You shut the hell up. You're right. And then so, and you're looking, this grocery store has this but doesn't have that. This grocery store has this and doesn't have that. Once you have your own individual list out, that is when you, and maybe you'll find out that the grocery store, you had it in your pantry the whole time. And that was Dr. P. I think that's right, Zaya. That was a good, that was a good thing. You look like Notre Dame. Yeah.

Give it up one more time for the greatest love doctor in the nation. That was... Let me get to it. Ratchet ass. I'm still your assistant. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P.

Dr. P. That was one of my best analogies I've ever done in my life. That was pretty damn good. Tell them to get tour tickets. Boulder, Colorado. We're coming in a couple weeks. Get tour tickets now. The link is the top link in the description below you. Send it to a friend. Send it to somebody you don't know. Go in the Discord. Find a little date person to go with to the show.

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Triple S. I don't remember what it means, but I remember you saying it. Some syndrome. Tell me. I don't remember. I don't remember either. It was shitty school shit. School shitty. Shitty school system. No, that wasn't it. Not Triple S. Give us a second. Oh, that's the fake code. Fake code. We got you on a little curve last second. We're seeing if you're really going to stay around. Think about everything. Let's do something about that dentist. Yeah, yeah.

D-A-S. Das. Dennis are scary. Dennis are scary. That's more appropriate than the code I was going to think of. I'll tell you off camera. Remember, we love you so much. Remember, one out of two clubbers don't make it home to Christmas, and we will see you next time. That was my first fumble in like over a year.