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No, no, no, that wasn't ideal. That wasn't ideal. That wasn't ideal. Why in the hell, why in God's green earth would you ever think, this is up on a block of styrofoam and you're going to drop kick it? On a block of what? On a block of styrofoam.

Styrofoam. There you go. That's what I was saying. You said styrofoam. No, I said styrofoam. Back to you, Randy Orton. Don't ever drop. Why did you just drop kick my couch? Because technically, technically, I wasn't trying to drop kick. I wasn't trying to drop kick the equipment. I think you gave me a headache. You made my own brain hurt. I was trying to land on it and do a cool surfer move with my hips because you know I got good hip appendage. Am I all right to be pissed off right now? I'm feeling kind of angry. I'm feeling slightly pissed at you. Why so not?

You just disintegrated my couch to the underworld! I'm not gonna lie. You jumped up and you went, "Ugh, co-host Cam's thing!" And he slammed that thing. But here's Parky. He said, "Oh no, red light!" If you wanna know that story, it's gonna be on Patreon. Oh my god. Co-host Cam is here with a bad couch. How you doin'?

How are you doing, buddy? I'm doing good. I hit a nasty jig. I tried to get both legs in it. I couldn't. Can we talk about you trying to assassinate my niece? Let's put that out there right now. Okay. No. Cam tried to kill Janet Little Ruby, the mascot of YSK. First of all, he hates the dog. I love the dog. No, no, no. You see

You only love her when she's cute. You don't take her on her bad days. She's never really cute. Okay, then. She's a little... She's adorable. You don't take her in her worst moments when her ailments are very, very seen. But it's not just her moments. It's moments caused by you. They're not caused by me. She's her own creature. She's a...

Okay, so Cam got a new house, right? He's so rich. Big house. Oh my God, look it up on Zillow. I'm in the red now. I'm in the red. I gave him everything I have and I got four walls. Cool. No, you got a little more than four. That's a lot of walls. There's four walls. On a house? On a house. There's four main walls. How many walls are in your room?

Four. How many walls are in the upstairs room? Four. How many walls are in the other room? Four. How many walls are in the bathroom upstairs? Four. How many rooms are, how many walls are in the loft? Four. No, there's not. There's three. There's four. Three. There's four. There's no wall in the back where the stairs are. Hey, so in my loft, if we're watching the game, you can just walk outside and just fall off. There's, that's not a wall.

Holy sh*t! That's not a loft! Behind the couch on a loft? There's a whole point of a loft if there's not a wall there. Holy sh*t! But the couch! The couch that the TV was leaning on! It was an imaginary wall! We could walk straight through it! We could just fall into the kitchen! You can't see over that? Holy sh*t, there's a wall! You can't see over that?

Holy sh*t! It's f*cking... Are you kidding me? Anyway, Cam put fertilizer in Ruby's food! No I did not. No I did not. No I did not. So Cam... No, no, no, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Stop. If this was in a court of law, do I get to speak for myself? Don't... Your br- It just sunk again! Stop. Stop breaking my couch! Or we're switching! We already did. Stop. Let me talk. What's your endgame here, buddy? You're gonna make me throw a fit.

You want me to throw a fit? I'm going to throw this couch over there and take yours. It didn't sound as powerful. So Cam got a new yard, right? Yes. Came out sitting on like an acre of land. No. Oh, God. He's thinking about buying cock-a-doodle-doo roosters and piglet bits. No. And so basically, he was like, I'm a father now, about to be a father. I just got a house. I have a wife. Ooh, the whole shebang American dream. All that stuff. Right. Why? Oh, cut it out. The muted. I don't care.

Cam's like, "White picket fence, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white,

The same language as you? Don't keep correcting me! You're not my professor, you're not my teacher, I can speak! Continue. I'm not teaching you anything. I said INSEX. Inse- In- See, I don't have to say- It's not sex. Oh my god. I know you're wildly horned. No, I know you know a lot about sex. You have more sex than I do. No! Oh my god! Holy shit! Who has more sex? Me or you?

Cam. You. Not well, okay. Overall, life? No, no, that doesn't count. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,

She's not supposed to eat the grass. She is big body and she practices gluttony. It's sinful. She is a walking sin, right? God save her. Okay, the yard, there's a lot of insects. You get a new yard, you want to protect it. And I did this for Ruby. I got a big 25-pound bag of Bug-B-Gon. It said it kills 130 different types of insects, including ticks, fleas, and grubs. She needs that. Ticks, fleas, and grubs.

It's like a worm with horns. Scary creature. Nasty. Anyway, I fertilized the whole lawn. I turned my irrigation system on. It waters. I did want to get that. I got an irrigation system. I thought that was pretty cool. It came to the house. But turned my sprinklers on.

I water it. And then the dog goes out hours later. She doesn't eat grass. She's not a herbivore. She likes me. So now you're correct in my age. Is it herbal tea or herbal tea? Herbal. It's herbal tea. So it's a herbivore. Is it home or oh?

Oh my- What is it? H's can be said in different ways. So piss off and sit in your seat at a right angle, and if you want to crunch a couch, crunch your own. The dog goes out, she never eats grass, she eats the grass the one time that has the bug be gone in it, and now her stomach's- Alright, there we go. She was throwing up, she was doing twists in her neck, she was really going through it last night. But, it's over, she's good. Okay, so I'm saying- I said all that just- Go to hell.

That's where you're going. No. I have a dog experience too. Nothing hurts more. What? I thought you were going to bring up Malcolm. No, he's on his way out. Every time Malcolm wakes up and I don't, like every morning I wake up, I check my phone. If I don't have a text from my family group message saying, hey, Malcolm has passed on. They done got him. Then I'm like, oh, wow. What a blessing. He's on borrowed time. You know what I mean? He's playing on house money.

He could go broke any second. That's so sad. No, I heard he started in the whimper when he walks now.

Now that's sad. Yeah. That's sad. But he has bad back tires. Can he still see or no? No, he has great vision. Hearing is gone. Great vision? Great vision. No, he can see a mile away. It's the ears and the legs. That's the only thing. A mile? A mile away. Dusty on his last breath, you could be right in front of him waving. No, Dusty was different. Dusty had bad pancreatics. Just like my Meemaw, that's what's the cancer, pancreas. That's a lethal part.

part of the body to have cancer at. It's not where you would ideally want it. You don't want it at all. You don't want it at all. If you have to pick a cancer, it's definitely not the pancreas. Yeah, back to the dog. Rest in peace, Meemaw. I love, rest in peace, Meemaw. Miss the milk rice. Milk rice? Milk rice. Oh, we talked about it. Yeah, she used to make a mean milk rice. Is she foreign? She's German. So she's

So the simple, the simple answer would have been yes. Oh, it's a podcast. So I was trying to give more explanation. I was trying to be more charismatic. Learn. Okay. So I, anytime I see a pooch, I'm a pooch lover. You know me. I love a damn pooch. Big time. If I see a pooch, even if it has the service thing on it, I'm like, can I touch your service animal? And a lot of y'all service animals aren't service animals. Talk to him. Let me talk to him. I was about to say, what's the call?

nowadays. What is a, I mean, so many people have a service dog and it's like you're working in the same building as me. You don't need service. Well, even if you do need service, that French bulldog with one eye is not servicing shit too tight of a vest because you overfeed him. Like, it's service and overfeed

Oh my God, talk to him. Yeah, it's, oh my God, my mom's friend. Hey, I'm lonely. Give me a service dog. My mom's friend, Allison, she lives in Arizona and I'm so sorry, Allison, for putting your business out there. She had a ferret dog and she made it a service animal and there was a ferret on an American Airlines flight. Allison belongs in hell for that. Let me, if I'm eating my biscoff with Cam's ginger ale next to me and there's a

ferret coming across me i'm calling if i'm indulging on mini pretzels and timon from the lion king comes into vile i am literally gonna bust the window open and throw his ass out if there's a ferret in 27c on a delta aircraft the whole

going down and I mean that with all of my heart and soul. If I would have seen a ferret on an aircraft, there's no way I don't have a conversation with the owner. There's no way. What is he servicing? What does he make better for you? Can he call out an anxiety attack? What the f*** does a ferret even sound like, bro? Oh my god!

It didn't go where I wanted it to. It didn't go where I was supposed to. I'm so sorry. It didn't go. Oh, man. It was like when you whip a towel or like a pillow fight and the corner kind of catches you. You can hit me. It was an accident. I don't need to hit you. Do you have a scratch corneal? No. It was one of those things. We're good. We're good. It was barely. The mic caught it.

I'm so glad we don't have HR here. Oh, man. I was saying that to say, right? My pooch story. Here we go. Yeah. Back on track. So it was me and CJ in the car. We were going to go get some late night Tres Leches and Ranch Waters from a local Mexican spot we go to. And I was trying to court the manager there, but she had a...

Boyfriend! Don't you throw that hat! Don't throw the hat! First off, can I say that's a wicked cuisine of ranch what you want, tequila and cake? And I heard it did hurt. It's one of those things, it's like, it just can't open. It's good though. It's just watering. That's not good! It can't open! No, I'm saying it's just watering! The You Should Know Podcast.

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So it was me and CJ. We were driving to get a Tres Leches and a ranch water. Nasty. That's what we like. That is nasty. And I was there and I wore all my jewelry because I wanted to change her mind on her boyfriend. Sorry. Didn't work. Because I got nervous when she talked to me. So...

We're pulling up to this red light. The car next to us, right? It was already parked to the left lane. It was already in the red light, right? It was already at the red light. I see from the distance as we're pulling up, big pooch out the window. Like a German shepherd-ass pooch. So cute, though. I love a good germie. I love one. Like a real worthy service animal. And there's nothing...

I can't control it's like how some people feel with babies when they see a baby like I want to suck your feet or whatever y'all weird adults I don't it's don't y'all do something with the feet I think the expressions bite the feet sucking toes on an infant is creepy dog that is jail time that's not what I meant but I don't understand how people like babies stop I don't understand how people like babies I don't get it they're so cute wait till you see my son hopefully let's hope he's cute

You're going to see this eventually, and hey, I hope you're cute. You know Uncle P won't lie to you. He'll be like, you looked like that ferret on the plane. Here you go. So as we were pulling up, I saw it, and I go, oh my God, CJ's a pooch! Just like that. I roll my window down, and I'm going right next to this thing, and I start to go...

It looks at me and he goes, and it's like trying to get out of the car. I'm like, oh, genuinely, I did. I was like, oh, shit. And I like backed up and was like doing this. And it was like dead. Like if it had the opportunity to, it would have taken everything from me. It would have taken my legs and my nipples. It would have taken everything I own.

And it, that's like, there's nothing more degrading than that when a dog is trying to attack you. Oh my God. Like it hurts your feelings. It 100% does. But what part, the only thing you could parlay on it to make it worse is when the owner doesn't give a shit. They didn't. When they don't stop it, they don't try. They're just like, they literally went like this. Like they looked back at me and then they rolled the window slightly so that dog couldn't get out. And then there was the Taco Bell dog, a little ass chween, Wawa, in the front passenger and he was looking at me like, you're sitting. The You Should Know Podcast.

Yeah, that was the worst ever. Do you think you've had more sex in your life or have you cried more? Okay, no, no, no. Actually, before... I'm going to do a series of those. I'm going to name two things and I want you to tell me what you think you've done more of. Okay. You think you had more sex or have you cried more? I've had more sex. 100%. So is that lack of emotions or are you just an animal? I just...

No, you just don't give a shit. No, it's easier for me to like It's easier for you to have sex than cry. I'm crying right now. I can't be like that. Wait, like happy or sad cry? Because I laugh cry all the time. Does that count? I say let's add it and I think you're still...

No, no, if laugh cry, if it's sad cry, then definitely sex. Okay. Cause I can't cry, bro. Like it takes like I'll bottle three years worth of shit that I should cry about. Wait for a super traumatic incident and I'll let all that three years out for like 10 minutes and I'll be like, all right. Cause I'll look at myself and be a clown. You look in the mirror, you're naked, you're flaccid and you're crying. Okay. I like this guy. Okay. What's up? What else? Do you think you've blinked more?

- Or breathed more? Inhale and exhale or blinks? - I would say breathe because your eyes are closed in your sleep so I'm pretty sure that takes up most of the time. - However, have you ever seen how many blinks you've had in one breath? You're blinking right now and you have no clue. - That's a good, wait, do people blink more or breathe more in their life? - What are you thinking? - Take it outside of me, just people in general. - Well you're a person so let's put it back inside you. That's kind of what I'm talking to you.

So, I would- Sorry. Wow. Wow. Blink or inhale, exhale? Oh my god. Take it. What? And you just spit. Your mouth does wonder. Oh my god. No, no, no. No. No, no. I did not mean to. No, no. No, no. No, no, no.

Okay. Back to it. You got a lot of limbs. What am I saying? Back to it. Okay. You blink or you breathe more? I'm going to go breath. Because I have to breathe. I don't have to blink. Yeah, you do. No, I don't have to. You literally have to. I can stare for a long time. I can't hold my breath for a long time. If I do that, I'll die. If I open my eyes for a long time, I'll be okay. If I hold my breath for too long, it's the end of my regime. It's the end of my conquest.

Alright, next one. Ready? Yes. Do you think you've hidden more light switches? Okay. Or knocked more? Oh, God. I'm bad at both. What does that even mean? What does that mean? You're bad at hitting the...

Switch! Okay. No, because you know I keep all the lights on in my house. When I leave for a month, my house lights will be on because I don't want my furniture to get lonely. But you never knock either because you don't go places. I was going to say, I don't want my furniture to get lonely whenever I'm out. Your furniture doesn't have a soul or emotions, so I think you're clear. They get to watch TV and they get to see. That's fairness to my pots and pans and my furniture.

That's only fair. You don't own pots and pans. And your couch doesn't give a shit about a TV show. And knocking, I don't knock on doors. I'm always afraid. You know I'm not a communicative kind of guy. But what is there to be afraid of? What's on the other side? You're choosing to go to that hotel and saw that mystery door in the forest. No, but I'm saying like, I remember when I worked at Orange Theory Fitness, they wanted us to do door-to-door gorilla marketing sales. And they were like, go to the other businesses and like,

hey you want a gym membership and I said no I can't do that you got to fire me or you got to get somebody else to do it and so they're like you can do it and I was like okay I guess I can I just kind of would open the door and throw the like the little business card you run off okay light switches or knock final answer I would say light switches I don't I genuinely don't knock I don't want to talk to any of you how many light switches have you hit today

Two? For my... No, I spend a lot of time in my bathroom and closet. Because I always want my... Because I have different lighting. I have different lighting for when I shit. I have different lighting for when I shower. And I have a different lighting for when I brush my teeth. I make that one special because it's rare. You know what I mean? You have...

Different modes of ambient lighting. Yeah. Well, now depending on what you're doing with your body in your bathroom. Now that you live in an actual place, you can start doing that with yours now. Oh, okay. Okay. So let's hear it. Let's hear your thing. What is a, what does a shit lighting look like for Peyton? Shit lighting? It's bright. It's bright. Oh, I thought it'd be opposite. No, no. It's super bright. I oftentimes poop in pitch black. Yeah, but I'm not ashamed. You know what I mean? I like this.

Okay, so I'm ashamed of my genitalia, my God-given gifts. That's why I poop in the dark? Yeah. And you just go like this. I'm like, thank you, Jesus. Another day with him, huh? With him? I'm like, he's floating today in there, isn't he?

But, and, and, in just case anything splatters, I get to see it. It's none of your business. With the shower, with the shower, all the lights are off in my bathroom, except for I have a dome light right above my shower. It's like a spotlight, and I can sing The Weeknd loud as shit. And I, it's way too late. Name my soul, man.

I have that video when we were in L.A. when you were singing in the shower. What song were you singing? Oh, my God. It was some weekend song. But then you came out and you were in your underwear and you were going crazy to Key Clock. I want to post that video on Patreon so bad, but all my genitalia is in it. Yeah, there's some movement. And then, lastly, for whenever I brush my teeth, it's rare—

pitch black because there's so much blood. It looks like someone got capped in my sink. I'm like, did somebody just have a tooth extraction in here? Or did I just try to floss for the first time in the quarterly year? You know what I mean? Jesus Christ. Okay. So your final answer was flip the switch. You do a lot of bathroom techniques. Are you real? I think so. Are you a real person? I think so. All right. Last one. Okay. Have you listened to more music?

By hours. We go hours. Listened to more music or watched more TV. Listened to more music. I don't believe that for the slightest. Why? I do not believe that in a shadow of a doubt. Why? What makes you think that? Every single night, every single day, your TV is on from the moment you open your eyes to the moment you just said you keep it on for your furniture. For my furniture.

You said, I keep that on for my appliances, my furniture, so they're not lonely and sad. I don't physically watch it. I'll turn it on, flip it on a good channel, and they'll be like, enjoy. And then I'm upstairs listening to The Weeknd butt naked thinking about my ex. In the pitch black while you're brushing your teeth and bleeding. There's no way. All the movies you watch at night. Because you got to think, majority of the time when you listen to music, it's in your car. Majority. No. I listen to music in the shower. I listen to it when I'm just doing daily things. How...

I listen to a lot of music. Why do you think DJP is DJP? I have a huge music serato. You used to drive music. What? Serato. Is that disease? What is that? Serato. No, exactly my point. You don't know English like me. I don't know. I would have just called it a collection. Yeah, sure. You drive. You used to drive a lot. Listen. Yeah. And you drive now. There's so many times when I'm at your house for hours on end. Because you're at my house. And I don't hear music. Because you're at my house. Oh, so I ruin your musical vibe. You ruin a lot for me.

I have had a weird misfortune trilogy recently. What? Let's run that back. I've had a lot of misfortunes happen to me. It's so weird. Things will go really great for me, right? I can't miss. Everything is going good.

And then one thing happens. And then I know in my brain, like, I'm about to have a week of shit. You know what I mean? It's just going to go bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. What are those knobs? Is it like something that happens to you? Something that's out of your control? No, something that happens to me. It still could be out of my control, but something that happens to me. Like, I can't give you an example because it would get too personal, but like something will happen. I'll be like, shit, this is the start of the downturn right now. Like, it's about to be a snowball effect. It's like crypto. We're like trading. Like, I'll know. Like that, you're candling and then you...

Like I'll be driving to my car, something will happen. I'll be like, damn, now it's about to be a week of this. You literally go, well, all right, I got to clear next weekend. 100%. And it helps. It honestly does because I sit and reflect a lot. So I know the patterns of my life. It happened this last week, right? You got to write a book. It happened this, I am. It happened this last week, right?

I was finally, finally, finally going to clean my car. I was like, yes, I can clean my car. It's so nasty. It's gross. And I thought I was going to have a lovely woman come stay with me. And I was like, she's going to ride around in the car. Let me make it somewhat presentable. Because if you look at my car on just a normal day. Crime scene.

fingernails, chips. Doritos. There's literally like just munchies. It's like somebody opened the munchies and put them in the floor. It was disgusting. Yeah. Enough water to survive a hike. The people in the back. Bullshit. No, no, no. I've never seen the back seat. There's like always makeup in the back seat or there's your energy drinks that you drink in the thing. Like I don't drink. There's things that I know that are not mine in there and it's okay. Holy shit. Or there's snacks that are from the studio that I know you eat and you left in the back. I'm being honest.

It's okay. You've done it. Okay, out of everything in your car, I will say I've done that. Out of everything in your car, what percentage is from other people?

It doesn't matter. There's stuff from other people. I didn't say what percentage. It doesn't matter. It definitely matters. I've never left anything in your car. Holy shit! Oh my god! Name one thing I've left in your car. You've intentionally left things in my car. I said, hey, grab that. You close my door and you go like that and you run inside your house. You go, eh. Outside of that. Don't go back on your word now. No, just genuinely leaving something in the car. You leave bottles and you leave chip trash. That's not true. You're a chip-eating son of a bitch. That's not true. Anyway, I was going to clean my car, right?

And so I went to the car wash. The lovely people at the car wash were fans of the video. They said, you're paid. You go ahead and get it. That's sick. For free. So I get there, get a free car wash, and they give me the expensive shit where they wipe down your car for you. And I was like, I felt like a king. CJ was in the car with me, right? Now it's time to vacuum the toenails, the fingernails, and the munchies that just are all over the floor, and you're trash. So...

It was so much stuff. You can barely see the floorboard in my car. Yeah, it's awful. So I'm starting to vacuum. CJ was doing jack shit the whole time sitting in the passenger seat. It's a fact. He was sitting there on his phone. I can 100% see that. I was vacuuming. I was vacuuming. It took like 10, 15 minutes. I was in the back. I did everything. Floorboard's perfect. And now I was just getting miscellaneous stuff like cup holders, little creases in the seats, just dumb stuff. But it was completely done. Now...

Under my screen on my Tesla is that charging pad right? It's like a little slope. My mailbox key was there. So I started to vacuum around there. CJ grabs the mailbox key off so I can vacuum more. I was like, thank you. You're finally doing something. Making your life worth something. So I was like, perfect. And so I'm vacuuming, I'm vacuuming. But now I've been doing it for so long I'm just kind of like going. Like you're mindlessly vacuuming. Yeah.

I look away for like four seconds to start to vacuum something else. I saw a little speck. I was like, let me go vacuum this. I go back immediately to that spot and I'm not even looking. All I hear is, and I was like, what the was that? Vacuumed our mailbox key because CJ didn't have the patience.

to just leave it in his pocket until we were done with our activity for the day. So now the IRS can't contact me. I don't have means of mailbox. And now I have to pay hundreds of dollars to get a new mailbox key. Holy shit. That's the kind of luck I go through whenever I'm on my spree of bad shit happening to me. You knew that right there was going to trigger just an awful week. Oh my God, yeah. I was like, that's seven days of my life, CJ. Appreciate you, bro.

His Evo Pekka was more important than your mail. Yeah. I was like, what's an Evo Pekka? An Evo Pekka. It's off the game he's playing. Oh. It does sound crazy. If you have no clue what it means, you sucked up your mail key and it's gone forever. Aaron Hernandez. Mmm. Mmm. It's a comedy thing. No, it is. It is. I didn't make up the joke. I'm there with you. I'm there with you. Allison also had a huge crush on Aaron Hernandez, and she said something whenever he... I can't say it here. Maybe on Patreon.

My mom also thought Aaron Hernandez was fine. Did he have that effect on most women? He was a good looking dude. My mom is extremely attracted to Dwayne Wade. Dwayne Wade. Every time she gets a chance, she goes, he's so handsome. And I'm like, hey, what about Mike?

I'm like, stick to Mike. What is your mom's type? I've never thought about it. I don't know. I have no clue. Who's your mom's crushes outside of Dwayne Way? That's a sick crush. I think it's Dwayne Way. She likes a good old, she likes Dwayne Johnson as well. Everybody does. She likes Dwayne. You're Dwayne. You got Lisa. Let me put that out there.

Alright Lisa! She's a big fan of George Strait, big fan of him, music and looks. She has no consistency. There's none. I mean she's just circling shit. She's all over the place. I don't know what the hell my dad likes outside of my mom. That means that's a sign of a good man? Good man. I know. Is it? Because I know what my dad likes. My dad is a saint. I am my father's son. You are?

He's just like me. He's on a documentary. You're just like him. Oh, yeah. Wait, he shares the same type of appreciation? He finds beauty in everything. Good man.

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I have something you okay. You just said a story. Okay, honest to God I couldn't breathe for a little bit That was like that that would piss me off to no end knowing I ruined my own mailing situation I mean it was really that bad is what? No, it was definitely you it was definitely you and who put this out there K Rob is a walking vending machine You know K Rob if you're watching last episode K Rob was the guy sitting right there big dog K Rob love him to death and

funny one of the funniest guys ever k-rop has about 40 dollars of coins on him at all times bro he stayed in my house for three days i'll be walking i just see pennies dimes nickels all over my floor like he just shits out coins dog it's like who carries that many coins in 2025 grown man shit when your pockets are lined with copper and and you know penny

Okay, this is another strange fact. You know pennies cost more to make than they do in value? Really? It costs more. Oh yeah, what's the cost of copper? Yeah, it costs more to get the copper to the manufacturing plant, cut it out, print it and everything, man hours, all that shit. It costs more than one cent per penny. That's stupid. I have like, I don't know if it's because, but no, because I was doing this before I was doing okay in life. Okay. Okay.

Whenever the cashier says, here's your change, and they give me coins, I either say, no, I don't want it, because what am I going to do with that? Or I take it and I literally just throw it somewhere. I don't keep it. Okay, that's bullshit. You put it in a little tip jar?

No, I feel like that's more derogatory to be like, hey, you're working hard. You're getting paid shit on the dollar and I'm gonna give you a penny. You know what I mean? I feel like that's wrong. Okay, if it's one cent. No, it's literally like 17 cents. I literally might throw it, but the dime, the nickel I'd keep. I keep silver. No, that doesn't surprise me. I keep it all. I actually, I've picked up multiple pennies. Cam, do you not think that's a little strange? No, it's money. It's currency. What do you do with that? It can be spent. It can be spent. Do you spend it? Do I spend it? Yeah, I have coins.

I need to go. One of those big Pepsi plastic things. I did, but I cashed it out when I moved because I needed the money. Not this recent move. When I went to Arkansas, I literally stole all of my parents' coins throughout the entire house, put it inside my collection as well, went to Walmart, put it in the change machine, and I got a receipt for $78. $78.

I do you think that to the customer service 78 bones in cash Do you ever look at yourself like look yourself after these moments and like really reflect you're like dude come on man I'm not happy with myself Yeah, it's like sometimes it's embarrassing to be around you when you do those things Jesus Christ no bro because no it is no because we just got off a tour and you know tour is good Yeah

We'll go to a restaurant and he'll be like, hey, can I get half off the side of the spare? I'm like, Cam, dog, come on. We work really hard. That's me. Just let me be me. I get it, bro. Know that you love me and that means everything that comes with me. Did you just lick your own armpit? What the did you just do? No, I feel like I have a smudge on my lip. Wiped it. Oh my God. I literally saw this and I was like, that is next level. What's the strangest part of your body you licked?

You've tried? No, no, no. You thought about removing a rib cage, didn't you? No, I'm not. You can? No. You ever tried? Not like tried. How'd you do it? I never tried, but I was just like, how do some people do that? I was like, they are either blessed or their curve stops.

Oh, yeah, no, there's no shot in hell. But I used to be able to bite my own toenail when I was young. And I know that's unbelievable. I know that is outrageously disgusting. But I'm dead ass serious. Yeah. So, yeah, it was a crisscross maneuver. And I used to be able to go like this and get it close enough. And one time I... And you did it? No, one time I actually ripped the toenail off of my left big toe with my mouth.

How old were you? Probably about 10. Probably about 9, 10. So I was fully sentient and conscious. I knew that wasn't good. But I guess I was just testing my flexibility. I want to know the psychological breakdown of from the conception of this thought, what made you do it, to then say, I should try it, to then trying it, and then the feeling right after your toe was in your mouth. I'm glad you asked. So I used to do this often. I would often...

Due to movies, I would act like I was bound in handcuffs and stuff and I was a hostage and I tried to get out of it myself. This is all in my own bedroom by myself with no friends. So I used to oftentimes do this maneuver here.

and do this. And then I got to the point where I'd put handcuffs on my hands. So I had a replica pair of handcuffs that I got from the store. I'd handcuff myself in that position and then I'd have to start moving my limbs to get out of it. And then one time I couldn't break free, but I was still in this and I realized I'm

awfully close to my foot. So then I said, can I do it? The answer was yes. And then one time I think I just went the full nine yards.

Very nasty, very crazy, haven't done it at all in adulthood. I don't believe it. Oh, I swear to God. Because you are weird with your toes. You like playing with toes. No, I don't. I like playing with Liv's toes. Oh, God. No, I literally can't. I physically can't. And I swear to God, if we went to Cam's childhood home with a blacklight, we'd see shit that would put him in prison. I once fed my friend too many M&Ms and he threw up on my carpet. And the only person there that was supervising us was my visually impaired grandma.

So I had to clean brown M&M vomit without truly knowing how to clean. There's a massive stain in my carpet. It looks like I just set it on fire. Can we go with your story? So back to the story. There's so much I want to say, bro. It's so insensitive.

Dog, let me put that... I gave him three packs of M&M's. And we just went to the library. We weren't doing anything cool. I said, here, here's another. No, I don't care about it. I'm talking about your toenail thing. I still can't... You're not just going to brush past that and try to cover it up with the M&M story. No, I mean... Like the experimentation... I'm not brushing past shit. I'll show you exactly what happened. I gave you the breakdown. I feel bad for the stuffed animals you had in your room. Never once. Never once. Don't believe it. Never once. Everybody. I swear to God, never once. The floor? So you... Oh my God, so you...

The couch? The couch. The floor, the couch, anything you could rub on. No. The floor? Oh, I was burnt up. You had carpet burn on your knees. Not my knees. You had carpet burn on your Johnson? You were ass naked? Humping the floor, your carpet? My Johnson looked like s*** by the end of that. Sorry. Can't say that, can I?

Oh my God. Enough of me. Yeah, I bit a toenail. You were sexing your ground? Not to completion, but just... You were butt-ass naked, rubbing your Johnson, your very sensitive skinned Johnson, on carpet? Yeah. With nothing in between you? No, sometimes I had denim jeans on. And you know I didn't wear no drawers with my denim. That's like you're having sex with sandpaper. Like, that is horrid. What was the treatment plan afterwards? Nothing. Nothing.

I wouldn't go that long. I would just do it a couple times and be like, that's what it feels like? That's cool. But shit, how do you think I got so good at kissing? That Randy Orton action figure got some work in. The best I ever did, I used to wrestle with a bear. Me too. And then I'd make out with him. Oh, don't say me too. You'd wrestle a bear, then you'd make out with Randy Orton, and then you'd go and worship Zac Efron on the wall. I heard voices in my head. Here we go. Your story. Holy shit, Peyton.

Oh my God, I'm going to go, but I don't want to leave that. That is abysmal. You can never say shit about me. I think putting your own toe in your mouth beats just humping the floor. I think everybody did that. You were butt-ass naked. No, I didn't. You're putting that on me. I didn't say I was butt-ass naked. So how the hell is your Johnson directly? I didn't say it was directly. Holy shit. I said that? Yes. CJ. You said sometimes you were like that. No. No, CJ. Say the truth. I didn't say that. I didn't say directly on it.

I said, I said, you had it on your knees. You said, not on my knees. I said, your Johnson was on the carpet. Basketball shorts and you're going to pound town on a floor. It's going to go through. What are you doing to your floor? Going crazy. I was talking crazy to that floor. Okay. Oh my God. When my mom put the little carpet sprinkles on there. So it smelled like she just got, we got off a first date. I was like, you, you could have. Yeah.

I was like, you care about me. You got ready for me. Oh, God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And my dad, when he would vacuum upstairs, he'd be like, why is this area so hard? No, no, no, no, no. Quickly, quickly. I'm joking. It's a comedy podcast. Back to the cashier and the change stuff. It never happened. So this, not to completion. I never got to completion. I did, huh? Okay, okay, okay. I three-stroked it. You did that?

You get up, he's gonna play you. And I go, where's Randy? I used to make... You were sucking on your own toes, dog. You were making out with male action figures and f***ing the floor.

Okay, we gotta get out of our childhood. Back to the cashier. You said cashier, you said coins, you said shit that pisses you off. I had a Karen moment. I don't often like exposing myself, but this one was just above and beyond. I go to a gas station and there was three different things that I noticed in this gas station that all pissed me off. Okay. All I bought

Once again, all I bought in the gas station, two Celsius. It was a two for five special. I go up there, I buy it, $5. Put my card on it. It says approved everything. He prints a receipt and asks for my signature. Why do people have to sign off on small purchases? Why is that? Why do we have to sign off on any purchases? Yeah, it said approved. You got your money and I lost mine. Now give me the merchandise. So he asked me to sign a paper, sign a receipt.

Credit card purchase, $5. So that pissed me off in itself. Then I look around, and everyone is in a dress code at a gas station. The workers or the people? Oh, God, no. If the people were in there, I would have sprinted out. All the workers are wearing the same shirt. That's a uniform. But what is up with society? Uniforms? Yeah. I know you work here. Were you high when you thought about this? No, I'm saying just in general, dress codes like...

Like the other places in this building. Yeah, they don't have dress code. Is it? No, they don't you don't have dress codes They have norms and standards. It's a code you can't you can't all these were clones Peyton. They were all Uniform why are we wearing uniforms at a gas station? You're a team. Oh, they don't have like a team then no one likes each other They weren't even speaking and there's no music some teammates hate each other. Oh

But they don't have to. We're working at a gas station. Maybe just the shirt. Maybe just the name tag. I'm talking from head to toe. They all had the same stupid visor on. They all had a collared shirt with a name tag, slacks, and shoes. It's called a dress code and a uniform. For somebody who's never worked a regular job. Validate it, though. Validate it, though. Validate what? Why are they wearing it at a gas station?

Because it's still a business. I understand that. I'm not taking away from the gas station. You think you are. I'm not. You're looking at them like, Lord, you buy a multi-million dollar house and you look at these people like the scum of the earth. No, I'm not. These are the people that make the world go round, Cam. 100%. Not you. I appreciate all of them. I'm saying, why are they having to be dressed from head to toe? Like, why is it not just the shirt? Why is it not just the shirt and you have to wear non-slips? Because it won't look good. If somebody's wearing a colored shirt with Nike Elite shorts, Cam, it's not going to look good. Okay. It doesn't look professional. Wear your own pants and wear non-slips.

They were... They are their own pants. You would have thought a boss went to JCPenney, bought seven of the same things, and handed them out that morning. Did you ever work a real job? Yes. You worked at Hibbett Sports. I worked more real jobs than you. Yeah, probably. Yes. Okay, so the same thing with teaching. At Hibbett. At Hibbett Sports. Holy shit. Okay, it's a sports store. At teaching. There's norms. I'm not...

I don't have to wear the same thing as every other teacher. Because that would be unrealistic to have 80 people. It's unrealistic to have seven people in a gas station looking at you like clones. It's not. Holy shit. I think, I don't understand. Are you understanding what he's trying to say? Two's working the cash. Yeah. Okay, okay. Why is the guy that's stocking the drinks, the woman that's making the amazing pizza, and the two guys that are in the cash register wearing the exact same thing head to toe?

Because that's the uniform of the business. Holy shit. But I get that. I'm asking you why, though. Like, don't just tell me that. Does that truly, like, head to toe? Yes. I understand codes, but why would you, would you ever have someone head to toe? Head to toe, Matt. No. Yes. I would be willing, I'd almost be willing to say there's not another job that is head to toe every employee. Most places.

And that's not, that's not true. They can wear the same shirts. They have freedom of accessories. They can wear headbands. So no one was wearing a watch. No one was wearing earrings. No one was wearing a necklace. I didn't look too far into the ears. All right. But head to toe, exact same. And you said NBA. Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A. They all wear the same thing. That's not true. What? They all have the same cap?

Can't. There's literally Halloween costumes as Chick-fil-A workers and they're wearing khakis with a red polo. That's the unit. You might have got me there. Thank you. Okay, Chick-fil-A. But Chick-fil-A is whatever. Anyway, dress codes, annoying for me in this circumstance. Last thing, I turn around. I was paying, who was it? My dad. He needed cash. I go to the ATM.

Why the hell in this gas station? Guess what the ATM fee was? First off, we're going to talk about that. Like $2? $7.50. We're at a casino? $7.50. You're in Vegas. For me to access my money. It was $7. I could have got another Red Bull. $7.50 ATM charge. They all look like clones, and I had to sign off on a $5 receipt.

Yes or no, did I leave angry? Yes or no, was I cussing in my own car? Yeah, 100% because you are a Karen. And if you watch the live show that's available to buy right now, I have a whole story about how Cam cussed out a 16-year-old at Dollar Tree because they wouldn't give him a discount at Dollar Tree. You're just not a good person to service people. I'm a great person. We learned this back in 2018. Don't say that. I love service people. Don't say that. In 2018, you cussed out.

the Kirby Lane worker in Austin, Texas because you didn't want bacon. No. And she was just being nice to you. I did not cuss her out. And you said, I didn't ask for that. It's exactly what you said. I did not cuss her out. I did not cuss her out. We can call Jordan Williams. I asked, but he's going to hype the story too. We can call Olivia. She's going to hype it. We can call Ashlyn. She's going to hype it. We can call the other ones.

We can't call her. I want to. I literally asked. Stop. Unfold. Unfold. I asked multiple times, how much would this cost? How much would this cost? I never said I wanted it. Then she then brought it to me. And I said, hey. That's not what you said. Holy. You didn't even give this woman the decency of eye contact. CJ, I swear to God, on Malcolm Jerome, Nathalja, Esquire, Harden, the Third's life. On Ruby, Janet, whatever the hell. He said, he literally didn't look at it. He says, I ain't asked for that. Literally like that. I ain't asked for that. We all went.

Why did everybody at the table go, Cam? Yes, it came off. I'm not saying. And then the lady, the lady worked, she goes, oh, oh, I'm so sorry. She was this little sweet ass little girl. She was. And then Cam said, and we got the bill, right? And we were all doing separate checks at the time.

And we got the thing out, and Cam was going to tip, and he goes, why would I tip her when she brought me the wrong thing? Holy shit, I did not say that. You didn't say that? I did not say that. I will admit, I was mean in the moment. I didn't mean to be. I didn't mean to be, but I was. And I immediately apologized, probably not to her, but to the group, and it was bad. But you still deny it six years later. Because I didn't cuss her out. I never used one cuss word. That's all right. In your brain, you did. But the tone was cussing. The You Should Know Podcast.

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was that your knee that was impressive that was my knee one thing that gave me anxiety right because i feel like that story gave you anxiety like all the people working looking the same right ocd yeah one thing that always gave me anxiety and i think i might have talked about this before on the podcast in school i hated the timed multiplication test oh my god i loved them it was the worst and i saw on tick tock the other day you know when you go on your for you page and you're scrolling through and like one of the videos is like

90s kids. Y'all remember this from school? Oh, yeah, yeah. And so I was going through, and it was so fun. It was like the little rainbow umbrella thing that you would do in gym class. Oh, my God, yes. It was like the bendy pencils, and then the next slide was literally that multiplication sheet, and it said one minute. And I literally threw my phone. Genuinely, just thinking about it, I'm starting to get hot flashes. It makes me anxious. Why? Oh, my God. You're rubbing your wrist? Dude, because in school, I was always the last one. I never finished it. I never...

I've never in my life gotten 100% or even finished those. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Can we do one now? You're out of school. You're a grown man. This is your redemption arc. Please let me give you a multiplication test. Holy shit. We got one minute? Yes. Cam, we might have to end the episode after this. I'm starting to get hives, brother. Oh, my God. You literally said...

Oh my God. No, no, no, no, because no, because in school they would flip school. They would go. And then I was next to the smart kids and then I would never finish it. And then they would always finish it. I'll be on the second line and they done it. And they were like sitting there like this and they would look at me and I would be going like this. And I would use that mark on the paper.

They used to literally make me stay after school to do these, bro. They would literally make me stay after school to do these until I got it in under a minute and I never did, but the teacher just wanted dinner so she let me go home. And I failed art class that same year. Alright, let's do it. Alright, good man. Good man. So how do you want... Okay, I don't have a paper printed, obviously. Can I just like... Just say them. Just say them? Yes. CJ, do you mind keeping a one minute timer? We're going to see how many he can get in a minute. Dude.

I'm not feeling good. Oh, you got it, buddy. You got it. Now I smell my classroom, my childhood classroom now. Okay, this is deep. No, bro, it ruined me, bro. I would go home and cry about this. Holy shit. I swear to God, dude, I hated it. I hate school. I hate it. We're going to do a classic 12 by 12 multiplication. Dude, I'm starting to get panicked. Or do you want to do 20 by 20? What? Okay. We're going to keep it 12 by 12. 400. Classic. 20 to 20 is 400. Good job. Okay, we got a one minute timer.

Behind the camera. He's gonna give me a signal when you're done. We're gonna see how many you can get. CJ, you got the timer? Wait, you want stopwatch or timer? Just a minute, CJ. I don't care. Holy sh**. Pierce 2 over there. Stopwatch or timer? You shitting me? Sit on your hands. Big calves. Alright, 12 by 12 table. Here we go. Is your gums bleeding? I hope not. Bleeding bottom? No, just weird. Here we go. Don't like your mouth. 12 by 12 multiplication table. Ready? 3, 2, 1, go. 9 times 3.

27. 9 times 6. 54. Okay, 7 times 7. 49. 10 times 3. 30. 8 times 9. Oh, shit. 54. 72. There you go, there you go, there you go. 11 times 8. 88. Okay. Oh, I'm good now. 11 times 3. 33. 7 times 5. 35. 7 times 3. 21. 6 times 4. 6, 4, 6, 12, 18, 21. 6, 12, 14, 6. Shut up. 6, 12, 18, 21.

24. It's close enough. 6 times 7. 7. 6 times 7. You're good. What did he say? He said 20 seconds. You're gonna focus. I'm never good with the 7s. Go! 6 times 7. Skip. No, you can't skip. 6 times 7. 6, 8, 12, 18. Dude, I can't do 6 times 7. 6 times 7. 7 times 5 is 4. 7 times 9 is... Help! No, stop. That doesn't count. Dude, it's the 7 and 6s. That's the one that always make me stop on, dude. Every time they made me stop on that one, dude.

Don't laugh at me. I'm sorry. Sit up. Sit straight with some girth. Sit up. Seven times six. You tell me. I need paper. Seven times six. What's six times one? Six. Two. Twelve. Three. Eighteen. Four. Twenty-four. Five. Thirty-one. No. Thirty-two. No. Thirty. Yes. Thirty. Thirty-six. Six. Six times six is thirty-six. And what's seven? Forty-two.

Yeah, that's how you teach right there. What's nine times nine? Eighty-one. What's nine times three? Twenty-one. Right. Twenty-seven. There you go. I thought that was a different one. Alright, you're doing good. Okay, I was better. I'm telling you it's just the sevens and the sixes. That's how you do it. That's how you do it. That's how you do it. Get rid of that trauma. That's how you do it. I got a question though. Okay. I was thinking, I saw the guy in my neighborhood actually. My new neighborhood. What did he look like? Don't know. Don't know.

I don't know what he's doing, where he's going to, or where he's coming from. But I'm simply moving an Amazon package from my front porch in. There's a man. It's 90-something degrees outside. He's in a three-piece suit walking in the middle of the street. So not only is that strange enough, but I immediately thought, holy shit, I'm hot right now, and I'm in a tank top. I know he's dying. But then I took it a step further.

How the hell were people, everyone, like society, was in the corsets and all these suits before AC was even a thing? Let me say something about that. That's a great point, but I think the standard back then was smell like ass. It had to have been. It had to have been. You absolutely.

Absolutely reek. Because it was no way, like, I don't think, because there was not a lot, there was no colognes and perfumes back then. I think there was colognes and perfumes, but there wasn't air conditioning. Yeah, right. And all the deodorant probably was, and they worked outside or there was just no AC anywhere and they smoked cigarettes so the house smelled like cigarettes barring an ass. Yeah, and then if you walk into a certain store it smells like a harbor. Like, see? Okay. I don't mind that smell.

You don't mind. You don't mind. You don't mind the smell of freshly caught bass? You don't mind a red snapper? You've been working hard, baby. I get you. Oh, that little bit of 40-hour work week tent? That little 9-to-5? Tight jeans? Nonslips? You smell like blue collar.

You smell like... Oh, no! No, I... No, no. Sometimes... No, man. TJ knows what I'm talking about. Okay, would you rather 9 to 5 or like a nice gym sesh? Oh, no, I'm not a creep. Okay, good, good. Like, oh, yeah, me neither. I'm just kidding. Can we expose you? What? On Patreon. About what?

No. No, shut up. Go hug my wife. Go give my wife a kiss. No, no, no, no. I think some of the closest people to me don't express their love for each other enough. So sometimes I try to force it and it comes off weird. It comes off weird. Okay, I won't be graphic here. Okay. Cam does this thing with Liv, right? And I'm going to interject if you lie on my name. I'm not going to lie. All right, go. And God...

God, I wish Liv was here because she agrees that it is weird what you do. It is. You make your own life uncomfortable. Because the main two people are you and her. Okay, but me and... And you're both so close and near and dear to my heart. Thank you. Me and Liv have known each other for...

For years, as long as I've known you. I know everything about Liv. Liv knows everything about me. She's seen me naked. Exactly. That sounds weird out of context. That's out of context. But I'm like her brother. We're tight. We don't even think whenever we're around each other. That's just Liv. That's my dog. You know what I mean? That's Peyton. That's her dog. You know what I mean?

Me and Liv never hugged. We don't hug. I've known Liv for a decade almost. I don't like that. I don't hug Liv. When I see her, it's a dab of what up, Liv. Or when I'm leaving, all right, Liv, I see you. Or I'll call her derogatory names. That's just how we are because that's my sister, dog. Yes, I understand that. And Cam will literally like say Liv, something happens, she's a little sad, right? And Cam's picking me up. Liv's in the car. Cam's getting me from behind, knocks on my door.

We'll be walking to the car and he'll be like, he'll grab me, he'll stop me, he'll be like, hey Peyton, when you get in the car, just give Liv a hug. What? He'll be like, she's going through it, you know, give Liv a hug. And I'm like, Kim...

Me and Liv don't hug. And he'll go, yeah, bro, but she'll appreciate it. She will. No, she doesn't. Think about how much more she would appreciate getting a hug from someone that doesn't ever really normally hug her. But she'll know it's not real, Cam, and she knows it's not real. Because you'll draw attention to me and you're calling me names. Cam the yeah, Cam the that. Sorry for trying to be a peacemaker. No, it's not peacemaking. You're making it awkward. It's not awkward if you don't go and spill your guts in the car.

Just hug her. Say, hey, love ya. But that's not us though. That's not us. That's not our relationship. Me and Liv don't hug. Ryan and Liv hug. CJ and Liv hug. Pierce and Liv hug. Peyton and Liv, we dab up. Exactly.

And that's us. She doesn't hug me either. She thinks it's weird when you hug. That's us. She thinks it's weird because you're long and you're skeleton sharp. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. So me and Liv will all go out to eat together, right? We're leaving. We're full. Whatever. Good energy. Good vibes. We're laughing on the way out. I'll be like, I'll dap up Cam. I'll dap up Ryan, CJ, Pierce. Liv's last. I'll be like, all right, Liv. Go ahead and dap her up. Come on, man. Cam over there. Come on, man. Give her a hug.

Okay. Okay.

I'm like, dog, relax. I'm like, go ahead. I'm like, go ahead and get you one right there. No. It started a decade ago. It did, but when you come into the room at 1 a.m., feel the back of Liv's neck. Okay, that's because that was like the first time I felt, and it was incredibly soft. So soft. It is really soft. For no reason. But I simply want two of my lovers...

To love each other as well. And I know you do. I know y'all are brother and sister. There's no doubt about it. But I'm saying, I don't know. It's just, I'm very, I'm a very, uh,

affectionate, like openly affectionate person when it comes to that. I just think it means more. Like, even though subconsciously, even though you don't think it, I think a hug, like, even side hugs, but like just a warm, like embrace of someone else's body that cares for you, it just means more than that, bro. That's all I'm saying. And it comes off weird. Not to us. I know, and that's, I just gotta, I gotta come to grips with that. Okay, but do you realize I have mounds of evidence that prove you are weird. You said, you, Cam has said,

And you're lying to say you never said that. Cam said... Exaggerated by a singular word, and I'm saying it's not true. Cam said, when we're older, I want you to come over. Oh, yeah, I did say this. I've always wanted to do that. I want you to kiss my wife on the cheek. Okay. I said, I don't know what it's called. The thing that like the French and the British and stuff they do, the little...

I said, I think that would be dope as hell once we're 25 years into our friendship. You're married as well. We all come over and we greet you. Why the hell would I kiss your wife? No, we don't have to do that. But I'm saying, I've always, I've just loved that. I think that's dope. It's very formal. No wonder y'all got that chair in the bed. I was wondering what that chair in the corner of your bed is. Too much? Is it? It's funny. No, that's funny. That is funny.

That was pretty funny. No, I don't know. I guess I am weird, but you're paying me out to be like a creep. I'm not a creep. I know, whatever you're into. It's not creepy. Don't say, it's not a fetish. Don't you say that like it's a fetish. If it is, I don't fetish shame. Don't you fetish me. I don't fetish you. That's not my fetish. What's your fetish? I can't say it. I'm just kidding. Car wash? A little Lamborghini going through the car wash? What is it? Wait, mute it. We can mute it. What is it? The You Should Know Podcast.

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Dude, I can't. It's vanilla. This is a Patreon, like things we talk about on Patreon, but I can't imagine him. I physically can't.

You having that kind of fun. Why? What kind of fun? Just like the natural, like how Malachi got here. Yeah, why? I can't, dude, it's strange. I can't imagine how you would. Dude, that's got to be Patriot. It has to be. That has to be Patriot. And then I want you to, like, show me. Okay. And I'm the creep. I want you to show me what you do. Speaking of creep, bro, they found out more about Diddy.

What? We talked about the full Diddy thing on Patreon, and we talked about it a little bit on here. They found, like, underground tunnels in his house. I don't know if that's true, but I saw it on Twitter, and I just read headlines like the rest of you. So I don't know shit, and neither do you. But, like, I heard that there's, like, tunnels under his house. What if it was, like, three miles of tunnels under his house? No choppo? That's what I'm saying. What if it was, and it led to, like, a bunker that had, like, two getaway cars, and, like, it could pull out?

Are we going to find out that Diddy is one of the creepiest people of all time? I'm not going to lie. When he showed up to a party via helicopter and left via boat. That's kind of fire. That's super fire. He showed up in a helicopter and left on a boat. I said, he's doing things he shouldn't. Absolutely. There's no way in hell that he's living an honest and a lawful life.

There's no shot. If you get dropped off by a bird and you're leaving on a yacht and this expensive million billionaire party is just a little pass-through for you, you're commencing. You're doing something wrong, period, end of story. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're doing something against the commandments. That is breaking every part of our Constitution. Okay, so I say that to say, what if you found there's tunnels under my house?

Would you first question me or would you be like, "Dude! Let's go explore the tunnels! Show me the tunnels!" I would not even tell you that I found them and I would go in there by myself.

Now, I'd have to go with a couple things. Flashlights, some sort of defense, some water in case. But I'd go down there because if I found prisoners or if I found hostages, kidnappees, whatever, I'm reporting you to the local law. Genuinely, what do you think you would find in my underground tunnel? If I went in your underground tunnel... Genuinely, what do you think you would find right now? Okay, what would you find? Okay, let's do this. Say it was like...

As big as a football field. As big as a football field? Holy shit. But it was narrow. Just as long as a football field. 100 yards of tunnel. Is there break-off rooms? Yes. Oh my god. Okay, one room. Four rooms. There's four rooms in my underground tunnel. What would you find? The first room would be nothing but folders. It'd be papers, filing cabinets. It'd be all your wicked ideas you've ever had. And you wrote them down and you threw them and then you had someone collect them and they stored them there. Okay. The second room... I'm good so far. Good so far. The second room would be a lot...

And I mean a lot of like... We'll call it a utility room. There'd be a lot of s*** boys and a lot of pork grinds. And it'd be both... Like, they'd be split right down the middle. One wall would be shelving of pork grinds and one would be just everything to do with sex. I don't like this narrative that... This running joke we have on the podcast. I'm some sex deviant. Third room... I don't like this. It's not true. I'm so awkward. Third room would be... Oh my god. I feel like third room would be like illegal. Like...

Animals that shouldn't be domesticated, but you have them like you have all of them You have like a lemur and like a white tiger and stuff like that and they're all in there And there's this weird little like kind of fat looking weird zookeeper down there He just stays down there and takes care of them that'd be in the third room. That's Charles. Yeah, and he's just like So that'd be a third room and then the fourth room would be uh human beings that you kidnapped

You don't think I'd do that. I don't. If you have a hundred yards of tunnel that I've never realized. You don't think I'd have like a cool like DJ studio in there? Like something fun? Like why does a DJ studio in the office? You could boot CJ out. Make that a DJ studio. For you to have a hundred yards. First off, that's millions on millions of dollars to make. You don't know how much I have. If you got millions on millions on millions. Okay.

There's no way if you have 100 yards of tunnels you're not doing something crazy bad and illegal and unlawful and unethical and bad. I think if I had an underground tunnel it would strictly just be like a safe house. Like I'd have a safe house. I'd be lit. I'd have a safe.

You'd have a safe in its own room. You'd have a safe outside the safe house. No, I have a safe house where I can live in if something happens. So I got non-perishables like beans. You got to do the same thing. You got four rooms. What would your four rooms be? A safe house. One of them. I got beans and rice and whatever is non-perishable and hungry man's.

Very perishable. Lean cuisine. Very perishable. Very perishable. You'd have to eat like lima beans and like white rice. A radio and a DVD player. Like that's what's in one room. The second room would be so lit to get a huge DVD collection and just have it for when the world ends. Not really. So a second room would just be a safe. Like I'd keep all my important things in there if something happened.

You'd have a whole room for just a safe. Yeah. There's this black mirror. It's like the Bruce Almighty safe. It's just a big door with a safe. It's just the door. It's the safe code. And then I put watches and clothes and money and passports. You want to protect your clothes and your jewelry on the chance of an apocalypse. I have collectible items as clothes. I have a couple collectibles. What collectibles do you have? My Vegas pants.

It's a collectible item. Okay. So that really needs to be protected when the world is ending. Gotta be dripping. Drip or drown. I'm not drowning. What are you dripping and drowning for? The undead outside? You know me. Who are you dripping? I wouldn't knock... You wouldn't knock a zombie off? If that's all you... It's prison. Holy shit. It's prison. Close your eyes. Holy shit. You'd have sex with the zombie if the world was ending. Yeah. That dirty talk would be crazy. You're like, oh, really? You're like, hey, yeah.

It's a dirty episode. Oh my god, this is bad. It's a dirty episode. And then the last room, I'm in my DJ room. I'd have parties of one.

I feel like you are sadly mistaken that the world has ended. No, it's there right now. I'm not saying the world is in it, but it's... Holy shit, so you'd invite people over to your address, say, go down that ladder, walk a football field, and take the room on the left for the party. Yeah, only people I trust. You are a better man than me. No one would ever know about my tunnels. Ever. Ever.

You would never have an idea. Yeah, because you're a creep and you have things that you don't want people to see. I'm fine with everything. Yeah, I would have artillery down there. I would have a multitude of guns, firearms, ammunition. Well, you don't know what's in my safe. Because I built that to only go in it if the world ends. Yeah, you don't know what's in my safe, though. You said pants and jeans and watches. So I think when that shit happens, you're going to have to get out of your tunnels and come to my tunnels for true protection. I want to try something. You know, I almost bought an off-the-grid survival book off TikTok. TikTok, that was. Why? Why?

Just be prepared for white and board. That's why. That sounds like a recipe for that purchase. White and board. Let me get a survival book on TikTok. Alright, brother. That's only something you would do. Oh my god. Oh my god, I was not expecting that. That was funny as shit. White and board? That's what y'all do. What would black and board buy? What would they buy? You can't make those rules. Why can't I do that? It's not fair or fun. It's not fun or fair. Y'all made the rules, huh? That's what the comments say, too.

That's what the cop had said. Alright, what were you gonna say? I wanna try something. Let's try it. I wanna bring back another food challenge. Holy shit. Right? And this has been sitting behind this... This has been sitting behind the couch for about a month now, and I forgot it was here until today. When I look back there, it's there still. It's not too bad, but I wanna try it. No, bro. I wanna do... I think I have an inkling. Spicy Bean Boozled. It has the hottest beans in the world. In here.

It starts off at Sriracha, then goes to Jalapeno, to Cayenne, to Habanero, to the California Reaper. So we're going to do this right now. Please, please, Lord, please, Lord, give me a just and fair spin and at least allow... Are they all spicy? Is it even a game? No, they're all spicy, but it's just levels of spice. No, but what's the good flavors? That's not going to help people to work. No, no, no, no, no. It's supposed to be...

So that's not even a beam, that's just a, you're gonna suffer pack? It's supposed to be the red one is either strawberry or blood. It's stuff like that. It's like, the green one is either green apple or boogers. It's supposed to be a good, you don't know. I want to read how many warnings are on this. Oh my god. One, two, three, four, five, six. There's warnings everywhere. Let's try this. Oh, there's more warnings on the inside. Give me the inside, please. I want to see the inside. Here we go. We're gonna do this.

We have our board here. We got our board. We're gonna flick this and we're gonna pick a bean. Cam, I think it's only right that you go first. No, no! You rat bastard! Okay, I'm not gonna lie, bro. You gotta go first, bro. I wasn't prepared for this. You can, if you don't trust me, you can grab my bean whenever I go. You can grab my bean for me. Come on, Cam. Stop reading. Bro, this is saying don't drink water. Don't drink milk.

Yeah, it's part of the fun. Come on buddy. It's like telling you to suffer. Come on buddy. Oh my god bro. You got all the beans in here. Please God, just give me a just, give me a fair spin. You have to point your spin at the camera. Oh my god bro. You have to do a flick. Oh my god. Cam's first spicy bean, what is it going to be? No, that's not good. I should have kept it. Hey, it's a good spin. We got a good spin.

That's cayenne. Let me see what it looks like. It's like red with red speckles. Nah, don't you dare give me the California one. I can't see it. Red with red specks. It's like this, right there. Holy shit. Spin yours. Can we go at the same time? Yeah, let's go. Oh my god. Okay, I got the cayenne bean. This guy sucks at spinning. How did you do that? Here we go. Move your skin. Bro! There we go.

Yes! Sriracha. No, no, no, no. I thought it was the other side of the arrow. You're such a... Sriracha, here we go. This is going to be so bad. I'm going to try to get the right bean here. I want to see everything you do. I don't trust you. Show the picture of the Sriracha. I got the Sriracha. Okay, so mine is the least spiciest. Cam has cayenne, which is the middle. So it's not too bad.

Cheers, brother. I'm watching you put it in your mouth. Oh, damn it. Here you go. Cheers. Cheers, brother. Cheers. Enjoy. Oh, mine is spicy. I don't do well with spicy. Oh, my God. You're faking again, aren't you? Show me. How do I get fooled? It's hot, guy. It's hot. Bro. It's not. Bro, you can't do hot things, bro. Why aren't you doing at least one? I did. No, you didn't. You faked it. How is it?

It's very hot, bro, my throat! No, that- that- if we- if- oh my god. Can you please do one? Just be honorable once, do one bean! Okay, we both do one. Oh, they're so sticky.

What we're going to do, I have the spiciest one in my hand. Oh, bullshit. No, you're a magician. You're going to switch some shit. Nope, I'm not doing that. I have the spiciest. Don't care. I have the spiciest one in one hand and the least spiciest in the other. Nope. Come on, it's fair. No, it's not. Let me do it. That's fair. No. Why? Because I thought of it. I thought it was fair. Come on. No. You're a magician and you used to practice Criss Angel textbooks. So no, I'm not. Come on. You fooled me again on the eating. Left or right? Ready?

I'm not doing that, bro. You're a bastard. Come on. Really? You get to pick. No, that's yours. This one's mine? Yeah. Perfect. You get to spice this one. Bro, you're doing it. I'll do this one. That's bullshit! You picked. No! I picked you to do a good one! This is a good one. No, a hot one. That was fair. I didn't do any tricks. That's bullshit. I was fair, Cam. No, you weren't. Come on.

I have the least spiciest. Cam has the most spiciest. He has the California Reaper. This shit, the first one's on my mouth. Here we go. Cheers, brother. I finally swallowed it.

Oh, God, I should have swallowed it. Here we go. This is going to mess me up because I can't even eat hot Cheetos, bro. Okay, just to be a man, just to be a man for me, go one step up. No, that's not fair. It's not fucking fair that you lie and deceit me every time we do a food challenge. Go one step up. Jalapeno, jalapeno, at least jalapeno. People put sriracha on their fucking bagels and eggs. I don't. It's not hot. I'm eating the goddamn California Reaper and you're eating sriracha.

People put that on ramen willingly. At least bare minimum eat a jalapeno. Bare minimum. And then I'll feel better and I'll eat this. You were fun at parties. Here you go. Just drop that son of a bitch or you're going to fake me again. Oh my God, no. Come on. I'm not putting this in my mouth until I see yours in it. Dude, you're so not fun to be with. Okay, come on. Cheers. I saw a throw. I saw a toss. Look. It's this one. Open your mouth. Show me the bean in your mouth.

You fake swallowed! You're a son of a- Where'd it go?! You're a son of a- Oh my god. What the hell with you? You're such a liar. You're such a liar. How is it? You like it? Oh. Oh man. Oh man, it was a delayed onset. Oh man. Oh man. Look at my right eye. I'm sweating. Oh. I feel like that one guy- Your knees went- Yeah, no, my whole body. Oh my god.

Oh my god. He said, "Dah, it's hot." No water yet. Bullshit! Oh my god, it's in my throat, bro. My whole body's wet, bro. You're starting to lose color, dawg. I don't like this. Flashbacks? Yeah. You spent a lot of money on this. Oh my god, you alright? No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I don't know if I can swallow this. I'm not gonna lie to you. You gotta swallow. I don't know if I can. Okay, look here.

You spent a lot of money this week. I'll give you a thousand dollars if you do another one. Why would you do that? Oh my god, I just lost feeling in my face. I lost feeling in my face. This is, Cam, look at this bean. That's a thousand dollar bean right there. You're the devil. You're Lucifer. Come on, Cam. Cam. Cam. Cam. You gotta swallow it though. You're not getting the thousand. No water. Don't cheat me.

Oh my god, my head's not oh my god, I can't swallow it. I don't even give a f*** about the money. Oh my god. Where's my f***ing water? Get my water. Get my water. Please get my water. Please get my water. I'm getting hot, bro. Get it, CJ, get it. Give it to me. I can't swallow this f***ing money. I can't swallow it. Give me my water now. Oh my god.

Bastard you! You're not going to the righteous kingdom, dawg! You're not going to the kingdom! You're not going- Oh, damn! Shit is ablaze! You just drank my spit of groundwater! You spit that? I thought you f***ing poured it! Oh my god! This day can't get worse! There's so much gooey saliva. You're so wet!

Look at- oh! Oh! Hey, no bullshit. Feel the back of my knee. Feel the back of my knee. Oh! Yeah. Feel the back of my knee. You have hairs growing out of your skull now. I'm starting to snot. I can't swallow it. It's not that bad. I can't swallow it. It's so chewy. It's just my throat's on fire. Oh! Alright, here we go. That's probably gonna make it worse. That's how you don't drink your energy drinks with spicy things. Here we go. Okay, are you on? You gotta swallow it or you don't get it. Oh, God.

I can't swallow it, my body's not letting me, it knows it's toxins! Get it down. Thousand dollars. I can't swallow it! You alright buddy? Yeah, look at my snot. Oh. Is it that bad? It's just so hot bro, it's not even a big thing, my tongue, my tongue can't swallow it. Take it like a pill. Take it like a pill. There you go. There you go!

Oh, that's not. Hey, Editor Ceejick, you cut out the part where I said $1,000. You son of a bitch. Oh, my God. One time for co-host Cam. I mean, honestly, there's going to be a point where I strike you. I don't know. I can't see. Oh, that's hot. We haven't done this in a while, but I think it's a good way to end the episode. I think it's time for people's...

My tongue's so hot. Spit juice just went over the studio. That was on there? Yeah. Oh, you drank my spit. Oh. One time. KK, are you good to do the next segment? I would go for it, yeah. Come here. Oh, I thought you were hitting me. Oh, God. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Okay, let's go. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture. Pop culture. I tried to snort back my snot and negate a loogie. This week's pop culture. No! This week's pop culture, I just want to talk about some of my favorite things I've been watching on Netflix.

It's starting to go away. He's high, dog. Okay. Okay, all right. Oh, sorry. This pop culture, I want to talk about some of my favorite Netflix things that I've been watching. I was going to talk about... I don't like you. You look like Ruby whenever she's had too much fertilizer. I feel good. Um...

Emily in Paris, the new season just dropped. I still haven't watched it. So good. I think it's one of the best seasons. Selling Sunset. It is so bingeable. There's so much drama. The real estate's beautiful. 10 out of 10. I know reality TV is semi-fake, right? Yeah. But I like when they can mask it well enough. That show doesn't mask it well enough. I still like them. It's fine. You can, but be honest.

But Emily in Paris is fantastic. Well, that's a fake show too, prick. That show, she's fake. It is. It's a character. I know. I'm kidding. It's so good. I still want to watch that though. I love that show. I think it's one of the best seasons. The start of the season, I didn't really like. Emily in Paris? Mm-hmm. OG first season of Too Hot to Handle when we all binged it as a group. Emily in Paris. Really? Yeah, I love it. Emily in Paris? Stranger Things. Emily in Paris.

For me. Actually, let me not. Holy shit. Let me not. Just put down the pipe. I think it's because I'm 25 now and that show came out when I was a sophomore in high school. Yeah, it's insane. Like, it's starting. It's lost its magic because of how long it's going on. You know what I mean? I was kind of talking to CJ about this. Like, in its prime, like, when we were in high school and that was coming out, that was the show. Like, that was it. Or the show. Yeah, that was it. Like, that was great. It was something new, innovative we've never seen before. So good. But it's like...

I hate, bro. Graduate high school. They're 24 now and they're supposed to be seniors? Yeah. I love it, though. It's a great show. It's like OG Tobey Maguire. That's why I don't like the original Spider-Mans. I love them for what they did, but brother's 28 trying to be a sophomore while he was casted. It's like, I don't like that. Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man period in the story. You can't change my mind. He is. He is. Who do you think is the best Spider-Man? Tobey.

What an idiot. I think it's a nostalgia speaker. It's 100%. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug. But there's some more things I've been watching on Netflix, but I haven't. It's been so long since I've kept this list. Recently, this week on Netflix, they dropped a lot of new stuff. They dropped 21 Jump Street and 22 Jump Street, which I can't wait to watch while I'm a little. Do you have like a Netflix, like an alert button or something? I'm on it all night, every night. I spent 14 hours in bed last night.

Honest to God congratulations. That is sexy. I deserve that is sexy and well-deserved. I have a question for you It's still pop culture. We're shifting more of sports, but I have a quick question We'll have to go too much into it Do you think when it's all said and done in terms of polarizing? He's just twitch no it well Do you think when it's all said and done in terms of a name image like the name image and likeness? popularity polarizing and talent

That Kaitlyn Clark could be the MJ of the WNBA? Yeah, I think she already is. Holy shit. I think she already is. Who's done more for the WNBA than her ever? Holy shit. So you, in front of a panel right now, you would stand by the fact you think Kaitlyn Clark's the GOAT of women's basketball? I'm going to say I am ignorant when it comes to women's basketball.

I am. I don't know many of the... If you said toward the end of her career, she'll definitely be the GOAT. That's one thing. But to say after one season, knock on wood, what if she had a Derrick Rose and she plays for four years? God forbid. That's what I'm saying. I still think she'd be on the Mount Rushmore of WNBA. Holy shit. Who's done more for the WNBA than her? She's done more than anybody ever has. You got your Maya Moore's...

What did they do more than Caleb? Multiple MVPs, multiple championships. No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying for the league. For the sport, for the league. That's where I think... Okay. That's what I said. For the WNBA, no one's done more than her. I saw someone else debate this. Do you think that Caitlin Clark... It was like perfect...

with technology and how the world is being ran and her ability. It was like a perfect thing. Yeah, but I think that's with everything. I think that's with any monumental thing. Timing and what you bring. Exactly. Basically, someone tried to argue if Kaitlyn Clark came out in the 2010s, she would just be an amazing player. Yeah. There's social media. Exactly. I mean, yeah, that's with everything. But you can't knock her for that. No, that's with everything though. And it's not like she's the one like...

recording everything, putting it out there. Like, every single news outlet is doing it. I've never been in... I've never seen... Like, I've gone on my Instagram story and seen people at a WNBA game. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. But now, when Kaitlyn Clark's in town... There's 17,000 people. Everybody's story, they're going to see Kaitlyn Clark. I've never seen...

I've never seen WNBA jerseys on the street. When I do, it's Caleb Clark jerseys. It's an Iowa Hawkeyes or it's an Indiana Fever. Didn't they sign like a billion dollar licensing deal? Who? The WNBA. Don't know. Didn't read that much. Can you look that up? Did they just sign like a multi-million dollar or billion dollar TV licensing deal? Do you think that didn't hurt? My breath is full.

Oh my god, I just breathed. I think this is the record of muting F words. I'm so sorry. That was unbelievable. I'm so sorry CJ. I literally just, I kind of felt it. I put my tooth like that. Yeah. To breathe down, felt it on my chin. But anyway, would you say, and to stick on this last point, the other athletes in the WNBA hating on Kaitlyn Clark, is it pure jealousy? Are they?

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Former players and current players. Everyone's talking about the whole, the league is established. Not one person brought this popularity. Not one person's making it go up in numbers. And I don't agree. Let me say this. I think, I think it's a story being told.

Yeah. To push product. That's the same thing they do in the NBA. That's the same thing they do in the NFL. It's the same thing they do in the UFC. It's the same thing they do in WWE. They're pushing a story to sell the product. 100%. I think that's part of pushing the story to sell the product. I'm saying, do you think personal, not in terms of business, personal other players that genuinely just don't like her? I don't think there's anybody that genuinely doesn't like Kaitlyn Clark. Shit. Unless I hear one of them say, I genuinely don't like Kaitlyn Clark. Gil's Arena. I forgot who it was. She's retired. She used to hoop. She was just like dog walking Kaitlyn Clark.

What'd she say? She's not that good. I was better. All these other girls are better. She's not good. She didn't do it by herself. Like, genuinely saying that. And Gilbert Arena was, like, defending her. Like, no, you're tripping. Well, yeah. Is that also just competitive? But why is that a problem, though? Because in the NBA, if that happens, we'll champion it. We'll be like, talk that shit. Like, we like that. Why is it with the WNBA where we're like, oh, that's not... Because it's a threat. Because I don't think...

The same thing happened to LeBron. But I'm saying in the NBA, exactly. No one was like, oh, be nice to LeBron. No, I'm not saying to be nice to Kalen. What's wrong with it? No, I'm saying, do you think it's jealousy? No, I think it's competitiveness. Okay. It's a sport. Did they sign the deal?

Right now it's $60 million per season and it ends in 2025. And it's $200 million per season. Or $2.2 billion for the full-time. Yeah, so they'd sign like a billion dollar, $2.2 billion deal. They just have to switch when they play, bro. The summer is a hard time to play. They play in the summer. Everyone's traveling. Some people have breaks from their jobs. Kids are out hanging out. Yeah.

It's always going to be hard. Let's go into – that was Pop Culture Pay and Then Can.

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