EATING EACH OTHERS BOOGERS! -You Should Know Podcast-
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The You Should Know Podcast. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 72. Round of applause. Peace.

We are back! We are back in Dallas, Texas fresh off our trip to DreamCon. Before I say anything else, if you are new here or if you haven't already and you look below you see that subscribe button isn't pressed. If you look even more below then you see that comment section is fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more wrong. Go and fill that out. Get your good karma. Let me say something. I'm here to address the damn comments all right.

Read some comments, right? And I saw some people say, am I the only one that just skips the intro and waits until I get into the stuff? To those people, let me say you are not a true believer.

true follower of this podcast because you know this intro is for a reason. It's to get the announcements how you know things are coming up. The same people that are skipping this intro are the same people that come and asking questions about stuff we talk about in the intro and that's why I don't answer them. So if you are watching this right now and if you don't skip the intro you are a legendary listener. You are a legendary watcher and I love you and this is why you get special information. Right now I'm about to tell you something. Co-host

Cam and I will be on TV on TBS today, Monday, August 7th at midnight. Round of applause, please. This is why you don't skip the intro. You know why? Because we are telling you we are going to make our TV debut. The game that we played at DreamCon, the Creator League put on by House of Highlights is going to be on TBS today.

Today, Monday, so Monday going into Tuesday, if you want to watch the game, you want to watch us on TV, it's going to be so cool. We're going to be on TBS. Shout out to House of Highlights, shout out to DreamCon, and shout out to TBS for having us. That is amazing. It's so cool.

Hopefully I'll skip the part where I airballed the lamp, but it's alright. It doesn't matter. Also, summer merch. We have put the bow on it. We are done making it. We are done doing everything with it. We are shipping all of the merch over to the studio right now. We're going to do the final test of wearing it, seeing how it feels, making sure it's right to put out to y'all. So once we have that, it will be out to y'all. So in the next couple weeks...

You will have the merch. And when I say this is premium stuff, it is not just clothes. It is fantastic things you can use in your everyday life. We made sure that we are doing the gold standard of merchandise. Guys, we got Coast Cam in the building. We got Mama Liv in the building. It's going to be a fantastic episode now. To the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast.

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I can't see who we got co-hosted! Back in the studio! Yeah! Time to- Oh. What happened? I was gonna do Triple H's intro, but I forgot it. Time to play the game. It's time to play the game! It's time for the game! Has anybody said you resemble a meerkat? Doesn't he? I do not resemble a meerkat.

You do kind of look like a prairie dog. No, I don't. Yeah, you do. Like a little bit. Ruby looks like a prairie dog. Like if you told me in your off time you dig underground. Oh, I dig holes in the desert? In the wastelands? No. Get that shit out of here. I don't look like a prairie dog. You do. Like a cute prairie dog. Somebody told me I looked like the ginger kid off of Everybody Hates Chris. Because you are a ginger. No, I'm not. Cam's in deep denial. We love you. I believe you have a soul. What color is my head?

Dark orange. No, it's not. You're like right under Texas Longhorn. I am not brown. Yeah, you are. I am not hook'em. Yeah, no, no, you're not. You're like a shade darker. No, it's called brown. Yeah, I have a bad lisp today. You do. Because your tooth needs to be taken out. Yeah, so if you remember, if you've been here for a while, you know a couple months ago, my bad wisdom tooth...

Really swollen, really in pain, really sick. Tooth Fairy came in and said, just shut your shit up. But it went away. Like I was told it would and it's going to come back. Now it's back. But now it's starting to go away again.

I feel fine. But it got so infected, right? My gums got so infected, it was like a pouch, right? It was like a little like... Like a sack of pus. No, honestly. If you went like this, you could see like a sack of flesh back there. And anytime I pressed on it, or my tongue, it would squirt out like what felt was like a yellow juice because it's real sour. It was kind of like breast milk. You ever tried breast milk before? You have not. No, you haven't. No, you haven't.

You've not sucked on a lactating nipple. Damn. Sorry. This isn't Patreon. Yeah, sorry. Patreon link below. But you have not. You have not done that. No. No. Oh, you had a glass of it? Yeah. No, you didn't. Shut up. Yeah, we went to a farm, and you can milk cows, right? You can milk cows. So a cow. No, but there was also a woman.

There's also just a token female laying in a machine, her breasts are just in the little cutouts and you just go... That's foul. I don't know if that's making the cut. That's sick. Should it? That's sick. Is it bad? Is that cancelable? Not a lot. It was a joke! It was a joke! Big joke. It was a joke. How are you doing? I'm good. I have a headache.

You give me headaches. I have a headache. You give me headaches. No, you give me headaches. When am I ever giving you a headache? Every single episode. Literally every single Saturday for over a year straight. You know what I don't like about you? What? Pointing at you? I saw what you did behind my back. What did I do behind your back? So, I have a sneeze. Yeah, I can tell. Dude, my S's are real. Your estrogen's real? No, my S's. It's like, I have to go like, shh. Yeah, it's because your teeth suck. Yeah, well...

Oh, sorry. Oh, my name's Cam. And when I grew up, my family spent all the money in the world on dental. Dr. Lacey. I don't have my mom's probably at the TV. Damn it. She hates that. I don't know why she hates it. But you know what I don't like? We went to DreamCon this week, right? Or last week. Okay. We went to an after party at DreamCon. Okay. At the Hilton. We did.

You left me for about 45 minutes. You are so... Cam, shut the hell up. No, no, I promise you. You're such a liar. Bro. Max 20 minutes. And you said 20 minutes. I was able to... And I didn't believe it at first. And then I checked the message and it was about 20 minutes. I talked to seven big content creators for 30 minutes. If you think it was 45 minutes, you're delusional. I talked to Duke Dennis for about 15 minutes. No, you didn't.

I didn't talk to him for 15 minutes? No, you didn't. How long did I talk to him for? No. How long? I wasn't there. Exactly. But I was gone for 20 minutes total. So if you can say, when I left, Duke arrived, you talked to the entire time. No, you were gone way before Duke got there. I talked to Kalani before that. Exactly. And I talked to Tony before Kalani. Exactly. I'm not saying you didn't talk to all of them. I'm saying you damn sure didn't talk to Duke for 15 minutes. Because when I walked out, I dapped up Duke because he was at the bottom part.

That's when I first saw him because he just got there. I dapped him up, went to the restroom, got stopped. That little interview made it. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm saying. I talk about all this because behind my back, all you have me waiting alone in an environment that I'm not comfortable with. I got stopped. With no alcohol in my body. Oh, you were sitting there tonguing six different millers.

You're like, I think this one's a bit... Because I spent $300 to get Millers for the whole group. I come back, there's no group. We need to talk to freaking... That was ridiculous. Mark, what's going on, man? What's going on, Mark? I wasn't much of a VIP here either. $10 a beer. I could literally leave the Hilton, go to the 7-Eleven, get six of them for $14. But DreamCon's a great event. DreamCon's amazing. And Mark didn't make those prices. Yeah, that was the Hilton. But my best friend's not with me. I'm alone. I'm anxious. Oh, my God.

Call up yesterday. I go on Twitter and I'm getting tagged in a video. I'm getting tagged in a video. And Cam got interviewed by another content creator. I don't know their name. Be More Nerdy. Be More Nerdy Galaxy. Galaxy Greg. Galaxy Greg. Galaxy Greg. Be More Nerdy. Baltimore. I'm watching. We're going to invoice you $15,000. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Shout out to you. I was on Twitter and I'm just going. I rarely get on Twitter anymore, but I check it.

I'm getting tagged, right? And I was like, oh, Cam didn't interview. Oh, that's why he left me alone and didn't say anything. Click on the interview. Not even seven seconds into the interview, Cam is shitting on me. He says, yeah, Peyton's hard to work with. Gives me headaches. I have to take ibuprofen every day. Ibuprofen. Same shit. Different toilet. And why don't you talk nicely about me to other people? Did you continue the interview?

Yeah. Oh, so you saw all the nice stuff in the Mushroom Goods. Because he had to force it. It was a leading question. No, exactly. The leading question always gets a response of humor. You can humorously say... Welcome to the industry, idiot. Thank you for welcoming me. Yeah. Industry...

I make fun of you, and then on the back end, I go, no, I'm just kidding. He's a genius. He's amazing. You didn't say that in the interview. He's a great friend. You didn't say I was a genius. I didn't call you a genius because you're not a genius. I'm a genius in certain things. No. You're good. I'm not going genius. Of course you wouldn't. You wouldn't say that. Genius is like there's not – if you're a genius at something, what are you doing? Why are you chugging a Red Bull? You almost cut yourself because that turned sharp. Yeah, it did. Yes, it did.

You're not gonna tell me it's not short. This is what I feel about our friendship. You're not a genius. I feel like you're the type of friend that if we're not in a room together and somebody were to come up to you, right? And you're having fun conversations with them. Like you had a warmup conversation. Everything was good, right? Y'all are comfortable with each other. And then they bring up Peyton. Yeah. And they're like, I don't know something about that Peyton guy. I really like, is he like, he's a, he's like an asshole sometimes, right? You'd be like, I don't want to say anything.

But he fucking sucks. God, no. No, you're that kind of friend. Look, she's shaking her head no immediately. No. As far as I'll go is when they ask, is he really that dumb? Is he that stupid? And I go, yeah. I go, believe it or not. I'm not that dumb. You're not that dumb, but you kind of fall in the same line as Liv. You speak a lot before you think. No, I think deeply. And then I speak. That's concerning. There lies the issue. No, this is the thing. Everybody, all you bots, right? You're a bot.

Most of y'all are... All you sheep being shepherded need to grow up and become a wolf. Bye. Bye. I'm a big...

This is the thing, right? I'm speaking to the people that agree with the big-headed, big-hip, bad-toe guy right here. You should have said bastard. It would have been a great alliteration. There you go. Sings is better than all of us. I went to English class. My name's Cam. I got three PhDs. Call me Dr. Cam. I don't have three PhDs. Yeah, I know you don't. I have three degrees working on a fourth. And you dropped out and you didn't go to English class. You never attended a comp too. I did. I got a comp too. I was really good at English. But what was I saying?

That's like one of his... One of his weird soft spots is fucking English class. He will never let that go. I'm really good at it. He always... I was really good at writing essays. It's some weird shit. Go to Payton's Polaroids captions. Are those not fire? Yeah, it sounds like Shakespeare and like... Thank you. Shakespeare and like AI had a baby. It's like...

The evanescence of the dark, lonely nights and the lonesome. It's like, no, it's weird. I'm good at writing. It's weird. It's because in writing, I can get into my weird bag anyway. Damn! Sorry. What was I saying? I actually don't know. Something about...

You called me a big-headed, big-toed, big-hip bastard. Or you should have said bastard. Oh, if you agree with me, you're a sheep. That's what you're saying. Oh, yeah. Like, people like you and the people that agree with Cam, y'all think in this weird-ass box, right? Y'all think in this box of, like, this is how life should be. This is what we were taught growing up. I'm just like, I'm a free thinker, right? I think, honestly, Cam, I just had this thought the other day. When did— Fix your hat! Fix your fucking hat one more time!

Oh my god! Fix your hat one more time in a matter of five seconds. I dare you! That just pissed me off. You literally went... I just... I...

Oh my god, that should not have triggered me as bad as- I'm sweating now. It's so cool in here and I'm sweating. You literally went- Yeah, so you sheep and I'm just a free thing. You fixed your hat so many times, so quick. Let it rest. That's its sole purpose, is to sit on your head. Oh my god. It's a new hat. Oh my- It's not- It is not new! It's dingy as hell! But it's better than that, so put it back on, because you're about to spill the drink.

Oh my god, what is that stance? No, you need it on, I'm not gonna lie. You need the hat on. It's not new. Don't ever say it's new. You've owned that for over a calendar year. It's been sitting in our office. That's the thing I was about to say. I found it in the studio. But what I'm saying is... Oh my god. My brain thinks of real things, right? That normal people wouldn't. Real things? Yes. Like, how did we meet certain things as humans?

Like, did you ever think, how do humans meet kangaroos? Because I saw a kangaroo the other day. And I was like, can you imagine the first time a human walked up to a kangaroo? And it's like, what are you? Oh, yeah. No. First time, like way back, first kangaroo being seen. That'd be crazy. Like, how did that meeting happen?

They didn't set it up and jot it down in a ledger. They just, they found the kangaroo. How? What do you mean how? Like, would somebody just swim in one day? What if you were born and that motherfucker said, no, he said, he went, yeah, he was on a box for territory. What? Dude, no, you got something going on. There's like, you'd have extra spitters. You really said, it's not a box for territory. Like, I heard all that saliva in your mouth. I'm sorry. I probably, I'm not trying to make you feel bad. What? What?

Swallow. Can I put it into your mouth? No. You wouldn't let me spit in your mouth. It's literally once an episode with him. He just said, you wouldn't let me spit in your mouth.

Honestly. No. So say you're in a working out, right? Yeah. Say my saliva held the best proteins and like pre-workouts and like protein and all the good stuff. I don't even know what you're saying. No, but all the MBA, MCAAs and all those. MBA, MCAAs. All the metabolics you need, right? You have no clue what you're saying. Would you let me spit in your mouth? No. Really? No. But there's no other proteins available.

Like, you couldn't, like, drink... So, I... All of protein on Earth is gone. Yeah. Which means chicken, all meats... No, you can still eat chicken, but the protein value of them. I'm good. The protein value of those things. Like, say the protein value is gone. You have the food, right? You taste it. So, the only way I can consume protein is by you spitting in my mouth. One, where do these diabolical thoughts come from? Two, you never give me fair, like...

I could see this one. I could see that. It's like you have to choose this sick answer that I'm giving you or you just lose in life. It's when I look into your ocean blue eyes. It's just kind of. But you know what I mean? Like, how did we meet like crickets? You know what I mean? It just happens. But that's what I'm talking about. You just think life happens. I think about how it happens. If you were born not in the United States. Okay. Then how'd they get here?

What do you mean? Are there no free roaming kangaroos in the US? In the States. No. Kangaroos don't have a home here? They're native to Australia. Do we have animals like that? Yeah. Like what? I don't know. Off the top of my head. Are there places of bears? Yes. Monkeys? Yes. Lizards? Yes. There's a shit ton of stuff that we don't even have here. No, I know that. All sorts of stuff in the Amazon. Prime. Amazon. Amazon.

Amazon Forest. Rainforest. No, I'm saying like what do we have? That's ours. Camels? We have camels. No, we don't have... Oh, that's a zoo. Yeah, that's a zoo. They get imported. How? On a plane? Boat. Boat? Boat. You can put camels on boats legally. Yeah. How about birds? How do you get birds over here? Cage. Boat. I was thinking a long leash.

It's literally, that would be thousands of miles of like a shoelace. And you just go, you just have to go, you just feed him, just give him more slack. You give him extra slack when you go through the night, when you're about to fall asleep, so he's just flying. Yeah, he's like coasting. Dude, hey, ooh, that's kind of a creepy thought. What's up? Okay, hear me out. I'd love to. We're importing birds. Through boat? Through boat. The big containers, you know. Boat and cattle. You do understand like that's how life works, right? Like those huge shipping containers.

You just laugh. Like, let's get the baseline out the way. You understand that's a real thing, right? The enormous shipping containers, they get filled with all sorts of products, put on these boats that hold hundreds of them at once. I thought those were like bricks and shit. No, and it takes like months to get across. Sure. It takes like a month and a half, maybe. I honestly didn't know that. Okay, so that's how that works. So let's assume. They put birds in boxes? Yes. Is that how they got the movie? Birds in boxes and the boxes in more boxes. Bird box. Don't look. Ugh!

Okay, so let's assume. Do you think? What do you think okay? This is what I'm trying to say fuck say it Just won't say say a bird is on a boat right the cage gets broke whatever it gets free But it say it's in like the dead center of like the ocean like in between the two paths Do you think that bird could survive and make it back to land birds have memory GPS like brain GPS? Oh

What? They have GPS like in their brain. I'm not talking about location. I'm saying do you think he could fly long enough without stopping to make it back to land? Do birds have lungs? If he's in the middle? Yes. Oh. What does that have? I'm talking about like endurance. That's what I'm saying. Lung endurance. No, it's not a lung endurance. I don't know if they run off double A's. I don't fucking know. I'm saying, dude, a lot of people think birds are fake. A lot of them are. Well, some. They are. CIA birds.

Bro, in 2020, whenever the whole thing, Shabang was going on and everybody was inside, I didn't see a goddamn bird. Not one. That's so true. I didn't see a bird inside. CJ said he saw way too many birds like this.

He said with their mouth open. He said that's how they know you didn't plug them up. But I'm saying, a bird breaks through its cage, right? It's in the middle of the ocean, like a thousand miles from this, a thousand miles from there. I get that. I'm saying, do you think a bird, because obviously we know they can flap and it's their nature and they can just hold it and they'll soar for a little bit. Yeah, it's a bird. But do you think they could do that dead straight all the way back to land?

Because essentially what I'm saying is like... It's an athletic bird. Exactly. What if they have to rest at one point, but they're above water? As soon as they rest, they get wet, they die. Not all birds, but I'm saying... There's like tree branches in the water. Not in the ocean. Yeah. No. Big trees. Big underground trees. You're thinking of big underground trees. They're...

Three, four mile long in the middle of the ocean. Not even a joke, Cam. There's underground trees. I understand that. In the middle of the ocean, do you understand how big they'd have to be? Big trees. The biggest of trees ever, and they'd have to be under the water. Yeah. Well, they start under there, and then there's like a branch or two going up. I saw it in a Mr. Beast video. Okay. Next lesson.

Listen, at the bottom of the ocean... Right, we've never been. How dark, how cold? Never been. Is that a quite good tree-growing environment? I have a conspiracy, and we haven't done our conspiracy episode yet. Yeah. I don't think aliens are in space. You think they're here with us? I think they're... Under? Under the water. Because we haven't... We don't know what's under that. Ice wall. What? Ice wall. Like an igloo? What's that mean? The ice wall. We can't go into it. We gotta save it for Patreon. We gotta save it for Patreon. But... How is... But...

So your week was good. Everything was good with your week. Holy hell, we're getting back to that. Yeah, it was good. Don't care. So I had another panic attack at a department store. I just don't like getting random questions. Don't question me if we're not in the middle of a conversation. Oh, yeah. Don't start our conversation with a question. With a fierce question. Very direct, too. Especially if I wasn't looking at you. Yeah, I got to see you. So I went shopping, right? I got new clothes.

Ribbit. Thanks! So I got new clothes, right? Hey, it's- matter of fact, I'm not gonna tell you to pause it. Dude, my testicles are warm. Let's take two seconds to applaud Uncle P for not wearing black and he got a new shirt. You can't count either. What? I said two seconds. Oh, I didn't say- well, depends on what kind of clock watch you use. Isn't that crazy that time is different for every watch? It's not. Because not all watches are set the same. No one knows. No, they're not!

No, they're not. No, it's not. Time is not subjective. Time is not subjective. Cam, yes, that's the most subjective thing. Time is not subjective. One second. Time on my watch is different from the time on her watch. I guarantee. That's...

That's not even what I'm talking about. The time in my lunchroom in high school was different than the time in my classroom because we would always get let out early. That is things, reading time, people programmed it. I'm saying time moves the same no matter where you are. What's the glorious clock that we all go off of? Show me that one.

Show me the world clock that we go off of. Show me. There is a world clock. Show me. There is a world clock. Show me. Look up world clock. Oh, so something that was programmed by man. So that's going to be different than something else. That's not my argument. I'm saying one second is one second, whether you're in space, underwater, on a boat. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.

No, it's not, Cam. No, it's not. Cam, ready? Everybody close your goddamn eyes. Everybody in the studio right now. Ready? No, you knew my example. One second. What? She said, that's what you sounded like. She said, I knew my example.

One second is one second. Okay, close your eyes. That's what I'm saying. Do my exercise. You counting to one. Do my exercise. Me counting to one. Do my exercise. That is not cool. Oh my God. Okay, go. Close your eyes. Tight. All right. Ready? I want everybody to count to six. Ready? In your heads. Out loud.

Ready? On your own time. Your exercise is stupid as hell for counting out loud. Of course it is. You're supposed to say, "Count to five and open your eyes when you get to five." No, no. Clap whenever you get to five. Clap when you get to five. Ready? Everybody in your head. Ready, set, go. Yeah! One second! One second! One second! Different! Different! Different! Different! Different! Different! Because it's not the same.

I'm saying the way you're counting is not to, if we, okay, people mess up. People make mistakes. If there was no such thing, that's like saying, if I gave you a math problem, right? The answer is the same no matter what. I'm going to bite your eyeballs out. If you get the wrong answer, that is because of you. Math is math. If I say, what is seven times three? And for whatever reason, you think it's 20. One. That doesn't change that it's 21. Damn.

But one second is one second. That's math. 60 seconds is what? One minute. Okay. But how do you get to 60 seconds? That will never change. But how do you get to 60 seconds? If you count slower and she counts faster, that doesn't change that a minute is 60 seconds. If I give you a question, a math problem. But how do you get to 60 seconds is the question.

One second. All the way to 60. Exactly! Your one second is different than her one second is different than mine one second. No, no. The way we count it. Don't touch me. Our perception. One second is the exact same for everyone ever. No, it's not! No, it's not! Don't say that shit again. Yes, it is. How? How not?

- One. - What is two plus two? - Four, every time. - Okay, so does it matter if in your head you do three plus one, four times two divided by two? It doesn't matter how you get there 'cause it's always four. So one minute is always 60 seconds. - That's fine, I get that, but the length of the 60 seconds is what I'm talking about. - Exactly. - Exactly. - It's never different, it's never different.

How? We just did an exercise. Bro, 'cause that is not the point. You are getting stuck on the fact that if you do something different, the way that she does it, it doesn't change the fact. - It doesn't change the truth. - Everybody's different, though. Machines are different. It doesn't change the truth. There's fast stopwatches that are faster than other clock stopwatches. What? There's stopwatches that you can buy from the store-- But if you click start, they are ticking at the same rate. - Period. - No, they're not.

No it's not! I am so confident I won that. I fucking won it! You're an idiot! Thank you Liv. Okay. No we're done, that's too long. I am struggling to articulate this. Because you're wrong! It's hard to articulate a wrong point! You're so dumb. And then you say personal insults. If I were to say you have to pay for your eyesight, your toe is that of a pirate, and your hip works on only Wednesdays. That would hurt your feelings. So you don't have to come from my democracy! My hands smell horrible.

Hey, that was Liv the other morning. I woke up, I literally just, her hand was like on my chest. I gave it a kiss and I went, what the fuck was that? I was like, oh my God. And then I look at the sheets. She's soaking wet in a puddle of sweat. All of her clothes are off on the ground. I'm like, Jesus Christ. I woke up like that the other day too. No, okay, give me some. She said, because I was hot. What are some good reasons that your hands would smell? Blue collar job. Babies.

What? Like, if you're always having to deal with a child. Do children naturally stink? Yes, they stink. They're sticky. I've never met one. Babies? Well, yeah, their skin smells good when they're fresh out of a bath. I've never smelled a baby. I'm saying, if you, like, have a kid, do himself, 15 minutes, you come back, there's damn paint on your wall, boogers in his ass, there's all sorts of shit. Like, there's all, he's literally, it's a kid. Ugh.

Like, they're... What do you mean? You know how sick your agenda for the day has to be if there's a booger? In your ass? Yeah. Ask any kid. What's the strangest thing you've found in your butt? Yes! There's all... Like, whenever I had a girlfriend, there would always be her hair in my butt, dude. I can't even... I can't even... I can't even... What is this? Your junk was resting on the inside of my ankle. Sit your cricket ass down. God.

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That's funny, but I have a like a real fight about my just told me that time is different for people it is It's true. I have a real thought genuine thought cam. Let's hear it Like I genuinely think if I needed to I could pick up an 18-wheeler If they had a gun to your head, right

And they said you can use other things you're not picking up. I don't mean like bench press it, but like I could at least get the back wheels up. No shot. If I needed to. No shot. Because sometimes when I'm scared, I run real fast. I won. Oh, the fastest I've ever ran was when I was being chased by a dog. Exactly. But this is an 18-wheeler. Like if I saw my mom under an 18-wheeler tire. She's dead.

100% I love you mama Harden you're dead you look at your son's frame and you think you think he's just casually gonna live no you get superhuman strength okay I'm pretty sure my mom told me she picked up a car car is different I can see you picking up your mom strong I can see I can see a car

An 18-wheeler. Yeah. You would struggle moving one of those wheels. Oh, come on. Cam, if I... So you don't remember back in basketball workouts, those big-ass wheels that we would flip? I wasn't scared. I'm saying that's heavy enough. We had to do a hold. There was... They put you in teams of six to hold that bitch above your head. Yeah, but we were all... That is one tire. But I'm saying if I'm scared or if I'm...

trying to save somebody i love like if okay say say i had a kid right i could and my kid got under 18 wheeler tire and i need to pick it up there's nothing on earth that's stopping me from picking up that 18 wheeler you can try all you want dead cam i'm strong how much does a 18 wheeler let's just get some quick how much there's nothing in your there's there is nothing you can do okay how much is it i want you to guess

Okay, so... 100 pounds. No, no. A real guess. I don't know. I'm bad with guessing. Everybody asks me their height, I say 5'3". So... Okay, so let's do this. Okay. Is it empty? Empty. Okay. Guess how much it weighs. Realistic guess. Think about... 500 pounds. Okay, I'm going to tell you a regular car is anywhere from like 2,000 to 5,000 pounds. No way. Not my Tesla.

The Model Y Tesla weighs 4,416 pounds. No, it doesn't. Okay. That might just be in kilometers. No. That would be kilograms and it's still the same. Whatever, dog. But no, I'm saying like you don't think. So just, okay, now that you have that, your Model Y weighs 4,400 pounds. Yeah. So now give me a realistic guess for an 18-wheeler. 45,000 pounds.

Okay, how much does an elephant weigh? Semi truck. I could push an elephant over. Semi truck with an empty trailer weighs around 35,000 pounds. An 18-wheeler that is loaded can weigh up to as much as 40 tons. Okay, enough with the phone. Or 80,000 pounds. Enough with the phone. Great. I'm saying. There's no shot in hell. Listen, I'm not saying I'm picking it up and I'm flipping. I'm doing tricks with it. You can't even get the tires to move. Yes, I can. I can get the wheel up at least. No, you can't. Yes, I can. Can you push an elephant over? No. Oh, I could.

You can't either. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Have you ever met an elephant? No. I have. No, you haven't. Can you push a giraffe over? Probably. Same pounds. You literally just teep kick. It's right in the front of the knee. It's going to go, and fall. That was kind of sad. It was. That made my heart hurt. Yeah. But I... Who was that? We always have little visitors here. Okay. Also... You're not moving that. Yes, I am. You physically can't. No, you can't. Dude, you just underestimate me because you don't respect me. And you need to watch your mouth. The only time that these...

I love saying that. The only time these adrenaline superhero shit stories happen, it was like a boulder. It was like a guy was climbing and hiking in a boulder, maybe 1,000 pounds, and he had enough force to push it to where it then, guess what? It's a boulder, so then he pushed it a little bit and it rolled off. This is a big-ass 40,000-pound truck. Pick it up a little bit and roll out. My mom can roll. What's rolling out? My mom.

So you think you can pick it up enough to where a human can slide on it? Dude, your hands. I'm not saying how my hand health would be afterwards. How fast do you think you can climb Mount Everest? Honestly. I don't think I can even do it. You are probably the weakest individual I know. You're talking about sheep shit. It takes a real wolf and a shepherd to understand its limit. Yeah, that was cringe. But guess what? You saying you can climb Everest. I could. No, you can't.

Oh my god, no you couldn't. I'm good at rock climbing. You trip! I had the fastest high score at main event on the rock climbing when I was eight. They don't even have rock climbing at main event. Because you grew up poor. You, that's why your tag is cinched now because you just sat on it. Yep. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, buddy. Alright. You cannot climb Mount Everest. If I wanted to. You cannot lift an 18-wheeler. Yes, I could. No, you cannot. 18-wheeler would be harder, but Mount Everest, I could. Peyton, you can't even compete.

in a basketball game without being winded and you think you can climb 29,000 feet with a rope? You need a lot more than a rope, doofus. And a backpack. You need a whole campsite, you need oxygen, you need food. What's in the backpack, dumbass? Oh! Your singular backpack. Big backpack. Big backpack. No, you're not climbing Everest. What do you think I could do? Not that. Give me something like that's like hard convention- give me something that's conventionally hard that you think I could accomplish.

I think you could do... I think right now you could run a sub-nine mile. That's... You're so disrespectful.

I could beat your ass at something. No, you cannot. You think you can run a faster mile than me right now? No, I'm just saying physically I could beat you. Oh, no. Well, not that either. But, no, you can't. Cam, this is you. Whenever you get in altercations, you want to go by rules, left jab, right jab, hook. I'm grabbing your manhood. Yeah, you're saying you're going to grab my manhood and rip it off of my body. I'll bite that shit off if I need to. Good win. Yeah. How about you stick to being a man? I am, and you're no longer. Okay, I'll give you one. I think you...

You're not doing that. You definitely can't do that. You want to know something, Cam? You're too weak for that. Give me something I could do. I don't know, bro. That's all right. You suck. You're not a good friend. You don't believe in me. I mean, maybe 100 pull-ups. Maybe. I don't know about that. Okay. Then I don't know. But... I damn sure can't do 100 pull-ups. You know what? How much our respect level is different from each other, Cam? What? How much I respect you... You think I can go to the moon if I wanted to. No. No. There's no helmet to fit you.

And no one's ever been to the moon. Okay. For your birthday, I had a very big trick planned for you. And I was going to do it on the podcast. A trick? Yeah, but... Upcoming birthday or previous? Previous. But for respect, I didn't do it. Good. And I didn't get advice counsel from the team to say not to do it. I just didn't do it. Do you want to know what it was? I do want to know what it was. I was going to... This is true. Okay. Because I was at your house like a day or two before your birthday. Okay.

I was going to get you a box, a birthday box, right? With a ribbon and you pull the top off. Birthday box inside is the present. The present inside was going to be Ruby's shit. And I was going to hand it to you on the podcast. And you opened the box. It was just your daughter's shit. That would have been amazing. I'm not going to lie. That would have been hilarious.

But I thought in the future you could have been like, oh, I want to sue pay. It's an unsafe work environment. Bro, you have nightmares of that. Of me suing you? No. Yes, you do. But that would never happen. I would never sue you. Yeah. Ever. No, I would never sue you either. Good. But if you ever, but like, say I wanted to sue you. The only thing that would stop the lawsuit is if you kiss me on the mouth. I'd kiss you. I'm going to sue you.

How did I not see that? It's clockwork. It's easy. It's easy. It's easy. Oh, I didn't tell you about my department store breakdown. Oh, my God. You are all over the place today. I'm going to be all over you. So my department store breakdown, right? This is the thing with you.

You act like you don't like that I flirt with you. If I were to- You do it so much. If I were to stop, you would miss it. No. Can't. Life would be normal again. I always flirted with you. I always have. No. But this is at the department store, right? So I went to the department store, and I just went shopping. I bought all these clothes. I had a lot of bags, right? A direct question. Came your way. I had four bags, and I was walking through the Macy's, because that's where I parked on the other side is the Macy's. Beverly Hills Macy's, where I met Bria.

So I started thinking of the other lyric. I couldn't think of it. So anyway, I was walking down the aisle and you know it's all the perfume and cologne people and they are manhandling people. It's almost like a damn grenade goes off. Oh my God. It's an instant headache. They're so aggressive. Yes. Normally they give out the paper and they're like, you want to try? Yeah, exactly. And that's what I'm expecting. I'm used to that. That wouldn't throw me off my game. But I had a lot of bags in my hand. I was walking, looking dead straight, right? All of a sudden, from the booth I was walking past, she goes,

One more bag? Fantastic question. Add one more bag to that. It threw me off my game, but it made me panic. And when I panic, I lie or I yell. And so I yelled at this woman. I literally go, no! Like that. And everybody in the store turned and I hit a light jog out of the Macy's. Like with my bags. It was like this. It was a troubling experience. No! No!

Yeah, you stink big guy. What what you're sniffing your armpits you stink all right? We took a break in your and you're gonna expose our break secret. Yeah, ribbit Honestly, if I give you $5,000 right yep, okay? I don't actually know nope ask first. I was gonna bend in front of you bend in front of me That's it. Yes, do it right now, but do you honestly get upset when I show you my butt cheeks for only face time? What are you doing? We talked about all that's paper. Are we talking? Got the world doesn't know sorry koala club

But I do have, since I'm giving up hypotheticals right now. Oh my god. I have some would you rathers for you. I think this whole second part we're going to do would you rathers. Okay. Because I think we're very good at that and you have an idiot mindset. I have the idiot mindset. Yeah, the way you think of life. I can lift 40,000 pounds and my mom's under there. Sorry you don't care about your loved ones. R.I.P. Tombstone. No. Pick it out. No. What color coffin? That's so dark. That's very dark. I'm sorry.

We had a great time with my family this weekend. We did. Love them always. Oh, yeah. My mom was like, y'all didn't talk about how y'all came over. And I was like, Mom, we recorded that before we went. But, yeah, shout out to the Harden family for housing us all. Shout out to...

That was your address, but I did the code voiceover. The fact that you didn't think about saying that is insane. It is, but... Alright, honestly Cam, I'm really curious what you have to say about this. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. And I want you to be dead ass serious, right? Use your brain when you answer this. I'm so scared. Would you rather lose your sight or your memory? I'm going to go with memory.

Of course you picked the stupid shit. How is that stupid? Of course I wouldn't want to lose my memory, but for you to live every... Yeah, like, I essentially have Alzheimer's at that point, but... Kim, imagine you look at me like, who are you? You'd be sad. You don't get to see me. That's true. I wouldn't be that sad. But with the memory...

But like sight? I don't know. I'd be fully functional without my sight. No, you wouldn't. 100%. No, you wouldn't. Without your sight. You have no idea. I could tell you to walk to your desk completely closing your eyes right now. You're tripping. Cam, no I'm not. I have great navigational sensory skill. Alright, Garmin. You have great navigational sensory skill. Cam, I move like an orangutan. Drive home. Blind. Drive home. What? Drive home.

I could get back to your house. I could definitely walk to my house blind, closing my eyes. If I were to close my eyes right now, I could definitely walk home. You think you could close your eyes and get home blind? Cam, my house is like four miles away. Cam, I go here every day. I don't even know if you could get home blind or seeing. I don't even know if you could get home right now walking. Cam, I can tell you how to get there right now. You can tell me how to get there. You can't do it. You walk out the door. Bro, you cannot get home blind barefoot. Okay, give me a look. I'm going to close my eyes for the rest of the damn episode. Tell me what to do.

Okay. I know you're right there. I know the camera's here. Nope. Yep. Told you. Here. Okay, he can hear you. Okay, just because I can't see doesn't mean I can't hear. Peyton, if you were blind. Echo location. If you were blind. All right, you bat. If you were blind walking down the street. Yes. Okay, and you're like, oh, I'm so good. I studied. I know exactly where to go. All I have to do is go, hey, Peyton. I yell. You turn your head once. You're off balance. You have no clue where you are now. Cam, yes, I am. You have no clue where you are now. Cam, look. Cam.

Give me something to do. Throw me something. Okay. Lightly. Point towards. Look, there's a can on the ground. No, no, no. Point towards our cooler. Right there. It's exactly where it's at. If I knew you were coming. Because you can hear me. Exactly. I'm not losing my hearing. You're losing your sight. Exactly, but I heard you coming. I'm good with threats. Bro, if you're walking in a straight line, I yell your name. You go, oh, who's that? I know who it is. It's Cam. But you're not going to get back on that straight line.

Who can't hold? What? Is it illegal to not walk in a straight line now? Can you hear corners? Like, you just know when to turn? Do my hands work. What? I have a seven-foot wingspan. No, you don't. And... Of course I don't. You don't. And you're not making it home blind. You are ludicrous. Throw me this. Oh, my God. It will dry up. It's hiding here.

Okay, Cam. Okay, but don't do it to hurt me. Don't do it to hurt me. You understand? Yeah. Okay, throw it like up. Like give me some arch. But like make it a good throw. Okay. Alright. One, two, three. You threw it at my f***ing hand! He threw it right at his hand. We'll go one more time. Alright. Okay. Ready? Yeah. One, two, three. Who are you throwing at? Those are pretty clean throws, right? I'll give you another one. No, it's wet. Okay, give me something dry. Give me the blow up. No, take that. Okay. Youshannowshop.com.

You should have seen it when I got my shot. Ready? Yes. You're going to catch it? Yes. One, two, three. You're throwing it right here. My hands aren't here. Would you not be helpful if I was blind? Okay. Yeah, I would be helpful. I wouldn't let you walk home, dumbass. But I could. Do you think I could write a paper if I was blind? Peyton, I don't think you could make it to your desk if you were blind. Switch seats with me, and I can do it blind. Get up and switch seats with me. Don't touch me. Where are you going?

OOPS! And why is your mic wet? My mic's not wet. It's so wet. But guess what? I made it blind, and I can make it back. Okay, go. No, you sick freak. You sick. Bro, that's a lose-lose situation, because I don't want to lose my memory.

But if I'm going to live the rest of my life, I mean, I don't know, bro. I might go blind too, but I'm not delirious like you. I'm not going to go, oh, I can still walk home. You're the type of person, you scrape your knee, you're done for the day. You take my eyes out, I'm walking. No, you're not. Who is the closest loved one to you right now? Who lives the closest out of your loved ones to you right now? The answer is me. My family? No, no. The answer is me. You. No. Yes. No, there's a girl I talk to.

Oh, loved one? More than me? Interesting. No, you, down the road. Yeah, down the road. 45 minutes. By car. By car. Three days by feet. I could do it. Just give me water. I wouldn't let you. That's what I'm saying. If there was no traffic. Oh, so if Earth stopped and you could walk in a straight line, you'd still mess up. Do I get a stick? You would still mess up. Do I get a stick? Yeah, you can get a stick, cane, anything. Good. Do I get a dog? Who do you think you are? No, you don't get a dog. Why not?

Why do you need one? I thought you were so all healing, all perfect, man. Okay, I got another would you rather for you. Okay. All right.

Would you rather find a rat in your kitchen or a roach in your bed? Rat in kitchen. No thought. Because you're dirty, dog. You let your dog lick off your forks and your spoons. You would rather find a roach in your bed. I would light my entire room on fire. Cam, roaches aren't that bad. They just click clack and they leave you alone. Turn on the light. They're gone. You can nuke them, bitches, and they stay alive. Talking about it's not that bad. What roaches have you met? If I see a rat in my kitchen...

You'd go right with your hands? You're primal, dog. And you would just go to bed after a roach is in... Hey, watch this, watch this. I'm sleeping, right? I hear... Bro, you never struggled. I hear... Oh, because you had roaches in a pissy mattress. All right, Rick Ross. Oh, because you grew up with roaches. Listen, I'm sleeping, right? I hear...

I know. I was like, oh, Roachie's here. And I look and I see a Roach. Guess what? Gone. Roach gone. See you tomorrow. We'll figure that problem out tomorrow. If I see a rat, guess what? I take bronze wool. I take rat traps. I take mouse boards and I take peppermint oil. I prep the kitchen and he's done. What rat training did you go through where you know the ingredients to get rid of a rat? That's how you get rid of them. If...

Payton. You know, of course you would choose Roach. Why? Because your bed already sucks. I have a great mattress. No, you don't. Yes, I do. Oh my gosh, he's in love with this mattress and it sucks. It's like a taco shell. That shit is broken and it goes in the middle. Yeah, it's where I sleep. Because you have no choice. If you pick left or right, you end in the middle. You have to sleep there. Alright, next time you stay at my house, don't sleep in my mattress then. I won't.

Last time I stayed at your house, I slept on the couch. Just because I have bad infrastructure on my mattress, there's nothing else wrong with my bed. That means that roach would fall right in the middle with you. Cam! If I see a rat in my kitchen, I kill the rat. I found ants in my bed one time, four of them, and I just slept there. I was already bit. They don't bite twice. They don't bite twice. You ant whisperer. They don't bite twice. Cam, there's nothing wrong. It's like a small dog with hard shell.

A small dog with hard shell, creepy little legs, bulletproof back. You can chop his head off and he can move for three weeks. And it's a dog. Yeah. Rats are disgusting. What else is wrong with my bed? Dude, everything. That excessive amount of space from bed frame to wall. That shit's terrifying. I know exactly why you're saying that. I bet there is a roach in your bed right now. I know exactly why you're saying that. Why? Because whenever we were in college, you ripped the sheets off me one time and there's crumbs. That's it. I was a boy. Yeah, you're dingy as hell.

So? Your bed sucks. Cam, think about this. If there's a rat in my kitchen, I can't eat in there anymore. If there's a roach in my bed, I'm moving. I am moving. All you do is don't squish it on the sheets. Flick it off, then take care of it. Grab a napkin. You're not dirty, dog. You just have bad infrastructure with the vents and stuff. So why does a rat make you dirty? That's the same exact scenario. Rats live in sewers. Guess what goes in sewers? Poo. Poo.

It is a roach. Do you fart in your kitchen? Yes. Exactly. What does that mean? You're dirty, dog. You don't respect the sanctity of a kitchen. Dirty. I'm dirty. Yes. I'm dirty. Yes, you fart in your kitchen. Do you have 12 used towels hanging at once? Yes. Yes.

Yes. I don't have a kitchen. Yes. There's another one. Yes. Yes. No clue. Let's keep going.

When we got back from LA in February, yes or no, did that suitcase remain untouched for three months? Yes. And I'm dirty. Is your shower lining falling off ring by ring every shower you take? Yes.

The last time I bathed, were you out of body wash? Yes. You clean yourself with water. You don't have shampoo. You are dirty. Yes. Do you keep an empty Febreze can to give the facade that you are clean and you make it smell good, but there's no Febreze in it. You've had the same can since December. Yes. I'm dirty.

You want me to unload my gun? You want me to? Go. Okay. One for one. Go. I just gave you eight. Yes or no, do you let your dog lick your silverware? No. Now you can't do this if you lie. All right, go. Ask again. Yes or no, do you let your dog lick your silverware? When I'm done with the food. She licks it, then I put it in the thing. Then it goes to a dishwasher. Yes or no, do you use your dishwasher? No. I don't have dishes. I use paper. Go. Yes or no, does your dog lick its bum?

What? Yes or no, does your dog lick its bum? No. Your dog doesn't lick its own anus! She can't. Damn! She licks her hoo-ha, but she doesn't lick her bum. Okay, so she licks her privates. Yeah. Yes or no, does that tongue go in your fork? Yes or no, does the fork go through a dishwasher? Yes or no, still gross? Yes. Oh my god! What? Yes or no, do you eat at my house and use the same subway?

Checkmate, bitch! Yes or no, that's the only option because I don't have food in my house. I'll have tea and tenner. I'm hungry for the rest of the day. Exactly. Yes or no, did you leave a cookie dip in your fridge from opening NFL Sunday to the Super Bowl? Yes or no, was a cookie dip molded in your fridge in a Pyrex bowl for four and a half months? I'm waiting. I'm waiting. No, no, no. Yes or no, do you wash... No answer! Yes. Okay. Yes or no, do you wash your hands every time after you poop? Kale? You son of a bitch.

Yes or no, do you cook for your family? Oh, I wash my hands every time. I wash my hands every time. Every time. Every time. Every time. We can't do this if you lie. Before I cook, every time. If it's a quick sit down poop, no. Sometimes I go, it's sick, it's sick. I know, I know, it's sick, it's sick. Only in my own house. Only in my own house. Now that's a fact. That's a fact. If I poop anywhere, it's still gross. So yes or no, do you have respect for the sanctity and the cleanliness of your kitchen based off what I just asked?

No! You're kidding. Based on what it- So you would be fine housing a rat in your kitchen. You might as well. You might as well get a rat named Jeffrey and have it live in the pantry because that's the kind of man you are. Oh my god. Oh my god. You just like seized. There was like foam. Are you okay? She said you've had a rat in your kitchen before. That's in Arkansas. It's a different story. Yes or no!

Oh, you don't want me to keep going. Yes I do. Okay. Yes or no? Okay. I can't say it. Okay, can't. Go. Yes or no, did you let Kroger in your house? The answer is no. The answer is no. She never stepped foot in the house. Did I take her to Kroger? Yes. Did she ever step foot in my house? No. She never stepped foot in my house. Yes or no? She never stepped foot in my house. Did you let them use Tupperware? No. No. Did we? No, we didn't give them Tupperware. They were in my car multiple times. No teeth and all.

So you're dirty. You don't respect the sanctity of your kitchen. Bottom line. Payton, you don't even eat real food! I'm here. Not for long! God willing. Yes or no, do you eat fast food ten times or more a week? Yes. So?

So what are we talking about? You're dirty. Of course you don't have a problem with a rat being in your kitchen. That's not oscillating and that's so selfish. I was wondering why I'm starting to sweat. I didn't click that. Don't say that. And you tongue kiss her.

No, you don't. Oh, now I got your wife on. Because you want to do this. Y'all both share the same kitchen. Y'all don't respect the sanctity and cleanliness of your kitchen. We don't. Yes or no? Yes or no, Liv? Yes or no? Do you pick your nose and eat the boogies? Hell no. Yes. She does not eat boogers. No, you're lying. Yes, I do. I do eat my boogers. Because I just don't like going in the tissue. But it's only the ones that are like the thick ones. Oh, my God.

Olivia, you do not eat boogers. Oh my god. Yes, I do! Why are you so confident right now? Because it doesn't matter. It could be a lot worse. It could be a lot worse. I could be eating other things, but it's my boogers. What else could you be eating? They come out of me. Oh my god, so does shit. I don't eat my shit, just my boogers. You don't eat boogers. I don't know why you're saying this. You kiss your wife. Baby, yes I do. Your dad has even

Oh my god, no This is not real It is I don't know why it's such a big deal and I don't care all y'all people out there y'all probably just boogers - and I bet so many people in the comments my Yes, I do sweating my ass off it's so fun get away from me He's not answering

No, I don't. You're lying through your teeth. Well, I eat mine. I don't... So, think about this. She's lying through her teeth. No, I'm not. We got shitty fingers. She's lying through her teeth. We got shitty fingers. We got booger fingers. And y'all are just making concoctions in the kitchen. Yeah? Not in the kitchen. Oh, you just eat them and walk into the kitchen. I wash my hands after I eat my boogers. Oh, you goddamn lie. I do. Every time, Liv. He's calling. I do. All right. Put him on the mic. Dad, can you hear me? You are on the podcast right now. Can you hear me? Liv said...

That she eats her boogers and that you've seen her do it. Is that true or false? Yeah. Dirty. It's a nasty family you got there. It's a nasty household. Thanks, Mike. He's sweating. Because I've never. What? No. I've done it literally right next to you. He said I have a nasty wife. I told you that. I love you too. Oh, my God. All right. Bye.

He said, for real, I did see her do that. What is happening right now? And he called me out on it. All right, love you, bye. Oh, my God. It's a gross household we got here. Why are you, like, are you going to divorce me now? Because I'm fine. So now, I sit here and kiss you all the time. You're not...

Bro, you caressed her face with your shitty finger booty hands. Yeah, that's gross. I didn't know that. So there's a lot of shit that's coming out the bag. You don't wash your hands after you shit, which is a lot more gross than me eating my boogers. I already said that is very rare occurrence. If I'm rushing to go do something that's enjoyable, whatever, that's disgusting. It's only in my own house. Honestly, though. And I barely ever do it. You just said you eat boogers. Not that often. I told you. Only when it's certain ones. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

She has like a consistency like Pat Pallet. Why are you looking at me like that? Dude, I'm done. So no wonder you were fine with rats in your kitchen. I'm done. Okay, I guess. Guess I won that one. I guess we're done. I won another one since we got to live here. Would you rather have glass in your finger every time you swipe through your phone? So every time you scroll through your phone, you get glass in your finger, right? Or would you rather bite your tongue every time you eat? Bite my tongue. Hell no. When's the last time you bit your tongue? I do it quite a bit.

were you just not i have a bad wife no like i actually because one thing when you bite your tongue it continues to happen like once you like bite it or bite the side of your tongue it continues to happen it happens to me a lot actually so what i'm taking that one over glass my finger don't eat boogers bro but no he actually said that that means it's real yeah no you're biting your tongue yes do you enjoy it i don't mean to do it i really don't mean to do it

It's like when I'm eating, like I accidentally bite my tongue and then once you do it, it continues to happen. I don't think so. I don't think that's natural. That's not a law of science. Because when I eat, I move my tongue. If I bite my tongue, I'm not eating food for about four hours. Yeah, no, like my mouth's out of commission for about a calendar week. No, I bite my tongue when I'm eating. Like the side? Yes.

So you're sitting there gnawing on it like a cow. I don't mean to do it. I'm not going to lie. It's not on purpose. See, I'm going to make myself seem bad right now. Okay. I kind of enjoy getting glass or like thorns in my fingers. Why? Okay, I'm with you on that as far as like wood chips. Who am I hanging around? What are they called? Splinters. Splinters. I don't mind the splinters or glass in my fingers. Me neither. I don't, but I would rather like...

I'm on my phone a lot, so like every single time though, getting glass in it, that shit's gonna hurt. Yeah, it will. But look, I enjoy the process of getting it out. You know what I mean? As a kid, we had a lot of glass in our garage. All right, Dr. Strange, what do you mean you enjoy getting it out? I like getting splinters out of my fingers. Yeah, it's like a fun process. It's like you're a surgeon. Who am I surrounded by right now? You're like you're a surgeon. I feel endangered. Why? I don't feel safe. Okay, you haven't said yours.

Because y'all are blowing my mind right now. No, I'm saying like when I was a kid, we had a lot of glass in our garage, so I'd purposely walk into the garage barefooted. And then I would yell to my mom, Mom, I got glass in my foot! Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're going too far with the feet. Feet and fingers are two different things. But I just like the glass process of getting it out. It's like a thrill. It's like quick surgery. Okay, Nii, you're going too far now. I lost you. Oh, is he booger breath? Are we serious? I'm going...

Agree with me. Ugh, I gotta go glass on fingers. Yeah, you enjoy getting it out, Cam. Dude, biting your tongue is like hell on earth. And you enjoy getting glass out of your fingers. I don't enjoy anything about it. But I think my hands touch stuff, hit things all the time. They'd be less sensitive than my tongue. When you bite your tongue, you're shit out of luck. No, that shit hurts. I bit a piece of my tongue off one time. Me and Sanjan were battling.

Yeah. You say grow back? Wait, battling? You have tongue battles? Like you're all like tongue punching each other? No, we were basically fighting on the basketball court. Okay. Banging, banging, banging. And Sanjay had the ball. He gives me a mean pump fake. I jump up to block it with every bone in my body. Obviously he didn't because it's a pump fake. And then he jumps up. His head went straight into the bottom of my jaw. I bit a piece of my tongue off. It was instant blood. Yeah. Instant blood. It was like.

I was dripping blood immediately and I was like ran to the bathroom. My sister picked me up. How does it grow back though? Your tongue is the fastest growing part of your body. This is the thing though. Is it skin? What is a tongue? But okay, but listen to this. I think the reason I'm saying that is because I think I can live without my tongue.

You can't even talk. Imagine. Yes, you can talk without a tongue. A lot of old people don't have tongues. Yeah, I can hear you. Talk without your tongue. Hi, I'm Shaitan Harden. I can see your tongue moving. No, you can't. Yes, I can. Hi, my name is Shaitan Harden. Oh, shit. You should know Fawker. Your tongue is touching. You can't do that. Grab my tongue. Grab it. That white ass tongue. I got to grab it. He has to go like this.

Yeah, I'm doing your tongue is touching the roof your mouth. I'm watching it happen You can't tell me what I'm doing with my tongue. No, I'm not you you can't see your tongue. I can go hi No, it's not no it's not no it's not it is moving so much. It's moving Payton you simple-minded fool. Oh my god

Wait, what's wrong with my tongue? It's wide as hell. Oh my god. What's wrong? That shit's... It's like fat and wide. What the... Oh my... Stop it. Stop right now, Peyton. Put that shit away. I don't ever want to see your fucking tongue again. Oh my god. Oh my god. I've never been told I have a regular tongue. Oh my god. Do it again. I have a fucked up tongue. It's gross, bro. It's pretty bad. It's like everyone else's goes like this. Yours goes like this. Peyton, it's wide. Please stop. Everybody put their tongues out right now.

Which fucking- This shit's like a circle. It is! It's like a square! What the fuck?! That's why Payton has that damn list, 'cause his tongue's like this. It's like a... This is the shape of Payton's tongue. Most people's is like this. This is f*cking Payton's. It's like... Wait, I've never been to- Do this! Do this with your tongue. Go like this. And then size it. Oh my god, it's so big! Oh my god! Now us- Now we do it with ours.

Y'all got pencil tongues. Sorry, Bigfoot or Big Tongue Mouth Sandal Tongue Having Ass. Oh my god, I'm never going to be able to unsee that. You floppy tongue. Wait, what's wrong with my tongue? I've never been told I got a strange tongue. Oh god. I like my tongue. I had intrusive thoughts that hit you for whatever reason. Damn. I'm so sorry. Babe, do you still love me? I really don't. I do love you less after today.

I want that to be known to the world. All right, let's go. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? I still love you. Just don't look for any more kisses. Pop culture. Paying in camp. Pop culture. Paying in camp. And with. I got a pop culture. She went and with. And with. Pop culture. We'll make it real quick because we're running out of time here. Let's do it. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. Let's talk about our friends over at A&P. Oh, God. Oh.

So I was going to talk about this on the... We'll talk about this more on the... We'll go into an extended episode that's on Patreon. We'll talk more in depth about it because I'm going to talk about it. I have some real insight to the situation. But on here, I'll give you the brief breakdown. So if you know the biggest Twitch streamer in the world, Kai Sinat. We were with him not too long ago at DreamCon and Duke Dennis and Agent and all of them. We hung out with them at DreamCon and Phantom. Yeah.

Duke Dennis, Kai, and Agent were all arrested this weekend. So, Kai and Phantom, they're part of this big group called A&P, the biggest streaming group on Twitch. Kai said, hey, we wanted to have this meetup and a giveaway in New York, in the middle of New York. And he said, we're going to give away PS5s, different things, right? Got there, and it caused a riot. Now...

Yes, some people were there to meet their favorite streamer. Most people were there because they're like, ooh, we're kids and we have no responsibility and we don't have any good parents at home, so we're going to cause riots. Yep. And we're going to pick up paint and do stuff. And now Kai, I think Kai got bailed out of jail. I mean, he's getting charged with three different things, so he'll have to go to court again and hopefully he doesn't get charged. I don't know what Duke and Agent got charged for, but yeah. Did y'all see that? How'd you feel about it?

I mean, I'm torn because, yes, I don't think he had any intent to cause any of that. But at the same time, you have to understand who you are and what your platform is. Yeah. Like, you're the biggest streamer on Earth, and you just said you're giving away free things that people would quite literally fight and break things for. Like, bro, PS5... It's not like he's giving out a baseball card. Yeah. He's giving out $500 systems. He said PS5s and PCs. How many did he give out? I don't think he gave out any because there's two. You said... Oh, shit.

That's like someone saying, hey, I'm going to be here at this location with tons of valuable items. Right. Giving them away to people. And you have a huge platform. Like, he didn't have a permit. This is the thing. He didn't ask for permission. Like, you just... You can't really do that. This is the thing. I think it was great idea, poor management of it. Fantastic idea. Horrible. Horrible. And this is what I was going to talk about. I'm going to talk about more of this on the extended that comes out on Wednesday, I think. Something around there. I'm going to talk more in depth about it. But I blame...

Kai's team around him. Cause if you're that big, you're there to manage Kai and his ideas and make sure if he has an idea, it's your job to make it happen and happen in the right way. Yeah. So he comes to you this idea. You're not just like, Oh, cool. Go do it. It's a great idea, but let me go talk to the city, get the permits. Let me go get the infrastructure, the security, the rails, the ropes, the stage, whatever. Yeah. Like they pulled up. And someone said it best. Do you think they were just going to wait in line? Like, Oh,

wait for my ps5 no they're gonna be pushing shoving so i don't i i do know i mean kai should have been smarter and i don't think he had any intent on that i don't think he had zero malicious intent but you have like it's but but but again that's on his team that is advise him to do that's what you get paid for is to advise and do that now bro but okay but but this was gonna say remember

A couple, not much ago, but it was a while ago. And we were like, you know how easy it is for us to just go, let's have a meetup. And we were going to have it right there at Clyde Warren. We were just going to go walk out there. Back then it would have been fine, right? Yeah.

We can't do that anymore, but we wouldn't know that unless this happened. Right. We I think me and you still would have been like, let's just go to Clyde Warren, put it on the thing. So everybody meet up here. We wouldn't have thought to go to Dallas. We wouldn't have thought to go get we would have got security for ourselves, but we wouldn't have got the right infrastructure to do it because we don't you don't think like that. You think I want to go meet the people that give us a living. I want to meet the people that love us and we love and just talk to them and hang out.

See, I agree, but at the end of the day... I was talking about us. I know. So at the end of the day, if we were to do something that backfires on us, whose fault is it at the end of the day? It all comes down to us. Yeah. But honestly, though, you can't... No, no, no. No, no, no. So it all comes back to us. No matter who said yes, no matter who said no. We pulled the trigger. So the reason I say that with Kai is because I also think...

That, what you just said, is also from inexperience. But Kai has... Has he done that before, though? I'm talking about experience in... Fame? He's been famous for... As long as we've been on the pod, he's not been famous for that long. But he's been streaming for a minute. His growth has been crazy. Not really. He's been streaming for a piece of time. For my take on it... Like three years? How can you control someone else's actions? Like all those people that acted like that? Yeah, exactly. How did he know that they were going to respond that way? He didn't. That's obvious. He has no clue. Okay, then, so...

It's just like, how can you blame him for people jumping and being stupid? That's not his fault. It's not his fault. That's like if we had the meetup, right? Exactly. We would never expect somebody to do that. We might be like, there's going to be a couple, like there might be some crazy people up there. Like they might act up as our security there for to protect us. But we would, if somebody, if we had a meetup at Clyde Warren and somebody picked up a fucking firework and they just...

Bammed it in the middle of Clyde Warren And we called it We're like we're just trying to have a meet up And then that causes this person to do that And then it becomes a full thing Yes it goes on to us but like We wouldn't even have thought in our minds That somebody would do that But we also didn't say hey we're giving out Free things that are of high value We were going to give out stuff at our meet up It would have been like cheaper shit But even if we would do that you can't say That we would have been like oh we gotta prepare somebody To throw a brick through a car That's true

Ain't you got to think about where it is, though, too? Like in New York City? In my mindset, like I'm always asking permission first. We wouldn't have, Cam. Who would we ask? Who are we going to call? Dallas PD? That's a different thing, though. We are nowhere near his level of people, of followers. Right.

And we weren't giving out things of $500, $600, $700 value. I agree with you, but I think you're playing Monday morning quarterback right now. I don't know what that means. Monday morning quarterback. So you watch NFL Sunday, and then on Monday you come back, and you're like, Tom Brady should have done that. He should have done that. It's easy to go back and say you should have done this. It is. Because you already saw it happen. You already saw it happen. But I don't think we would even be talking about this if it wouldn't happen. I don't think...

I honestly don't think if we were to be like, let's go plan a meetup when we go to L.A., we would not have been, let's go call the city of Los Angeles and be like, let's go make sure we have the permits. We wouldn't even know we had to do that. That was the first time he's ever done that. Yeah, it's the first time he's done that. Yes, he's big, and he should know his response. He should know the gravity that comes with his words, right, and the impact he has on a generation. He's a generational talent, but that's his team's fault. Yeah. That's like if we go to the live show and our agent says,

Doesn't have XYZ for us. And like doesn't have the precautionary stuff that we need or whatever. Doesn't have the fire hazard stuff, the safety code shit. Like, yeah, we know we need that, but like it's not our responsibility. I know technically it is, but it's not, you know what I mean? It's like a pyramid. It all starts here and then kind of like trickles down to like making sure. I mean, I agree. I don't, I think it's crazy that he can get, that he can get charged with all that stuff. I don't, I don't agree with that because that's another part with the law. It's like,

How are you, how in the, how on this, on God's green earth are you going to charge me for inciting something when I didn't? Yeah. But you're not going to charge the people that actually bricked these cars and stomped through glass and broke out in fights. I think it's just easier to charge him. It's easy to charge him because his face and his name. But that's bullshit. It is bullshit. That's what I'm saying. Is it his fault?

Bro, honestly, I'm torn. He bears some responsibility. He has the responsibility because he said that, but it's not his fault. Yeah, it's not his fault. It's like he said, hey, I'm going to be here. That's what I'm saying. If you're giving out something like that, I think a meet and greet is different. I truly believe if he said, hey, we're doing a meet and greet. I don't think it would have been different. Because those PS5s never came out of the car. But they knew they were in the car. I doubt 90% of those people gave a shit about those PS5s. Honestly, though, I saw it firsthand when we were leaving DreamCon and he was pulling out.

Yeah. They were chasing the SUV dream car. They were grabbing it. Yeah.

He didn't have a shit on him. Nothing. But that's also my point. I don't think they cared about him. He had nothing on him. He's leaving out, and he knows people body his car. So now imagine telling everyone where... So look, that was no communication, and people surround his car. So now imagine telling the internet that you're going to be at this location, at this time, with a truck full of shit that a lot of people want. And now think about the magnitude. So yes, it's his team's fault. I think you're naive to think that the kids there, the kids...

They were there. They were children. Little immature children that were there. Gave a shit about that PS5. No. They cared about Kai Sinat and then they to get them there. The hype around it. Kai Sinat could have had a fucking he could have had shit in a box and they would have came and be like he has shit in a box for us. 100%. The Riot

And that were two separate things. The PS5s, I think they had no factor in that. I think that right would have happened regardless. I think it's because Kaisa and I was there, and there was 10,000 other kids that have no parenting at home and do not act. All right. Cam, get us out of here. All right, guys. My wife eats boogers. I'm not giving her a kiss for four days. That's a guaranteed thing. Whatever.

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