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- The You Should Know Podcast. - It is just me, but it's about to go, who's in my seat? Who's in my seat? I think it's that 100,000 subscriber black hair, everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 56, we're out of my bus, peace!

I like it. I like it. I like it. Guys and gals and everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast episode 56. There's a energy in the studio today because there's so much great stuff about to be announced right now.

on the podcast. First, for the audio listeners, you can't see, but we have this 100,000 subscriber plaque. Like I said, we're going to spend the next couple weeks celebrating this. So here's us celebrating. Look at this beautiful, shiny, shiny plaque. Thank you guys so much for helping us achieve that milestone. Guys, we have an announcement right now. Are you ready? Are you ready? You should know podcast family. Drum roll, please. We're doing a live show in Dallas, Texas, June 30th at Southside Music Hall. Woo!

It feels so crazy to finally announce it. June 30th, Southside Music Hall. Co-host Cam, Uncle P. We're doing our first headlining live show. Tickets will be available later this week. Stay tuned to our Instagrams.

All of them. All social medias, TikToks to get the link to Discord, Koala Club to get the link to the tickets. Guys, we are so excited to finally get in front of you. We've been working on this show for like a year and we have still some months to keep working on it. Because guys, I'm telling you this show is not us sitting on a couch just talking, going through topics. No, this is a full production show. Every character you have heard about and seen

on the podcast will be at this live show. It's a very interactive show. I can't give too much away, but I'm telling you, if you're in Texas, July 30th, come to Southside Music Hall in Dallas, Texas. Come watch UChino Podcast's first live show. This will be our only first live show. I'm telling you, you want to be a part of a historic event that will be a part of me and Co-host Cam's brains for the rest of our lives, and we will tell our lineage, tell our kids about this night. We want you to be a part of it. If you're in surrounding states,

Arizona, Oklahoma, Louisiana, please, please come out to the show. I know a lot of you are going to leave in the comments, "Cain, Cam!" We can't unless we get enough

to come to the Dallas live show. So we gotta pack this stage out. Guys, I'm telling you, you will not regret it. And also, we're not doing this BS meet and greet VIP passes. Everybody that comes to the show, we're gonna meet every single one of you. We're gonna hop off that stage and we're gonna talk to you. We'll hug you. We'll shake babies and kiss hands. We'll do all of it. We love you so much. We cannot wait.

For June 30th, Southside Music Hall, Dallas, Texas. Tickets available later this week. Now that the announcement's all the way, time to your regularly scheduled program. If you're watching this even already and you look below and you see that subscribe button isn't pressed, you're wrong. If you look even more below then you see that comment section isn't fulfilled with your name, guess what? Even more wrong. Go ahead and hit that subscribe button so we can get to the next plug. What's the next one? Is it 500,000 subscribers or a million? A million. Okay, either way. Either way. Just hit the subscribe button. It doesn't matter. Audio listeners, share this with your friends.

Take screenshots if you're watching and send it to me on Instagram. You know I love to see that. Guys, I love you so, so, so, so much. There's a lot of exciting things happening and it's all because of you. We got co-host Cam. I just spit all over the mic. Jesus. I'm so sorry. We got co-host Cam.

Now it's time for a fantastic episode. June 30th, Southside Music Hall, Dallas, Texas. Gentlemen, if you didn't already know, it's tax season here in the U.S. You know what that means? It means that Manscaped is here to make sure your paperwork is done and your boys downstairs are having fun. Make sure you spend your tax return money on the important things this year like family, friends, and ball deodorant. I'm wearing it right now. These pants are like balloons. If I wasn't wearing the ball deodorant, it would smell terrible.

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Look at that thing, baby. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Check yourself out. Get them pearly whites and them baby blue eyes and them sexy lips and that hair and that beard. We're just going to set Buddy over here. You look so good, Cam. We're just going to set Buddy over here. Cam, I said you look so good. Cam, you look so good. Cam. Thanks, baby. Yes. Yes, Cam. Before you say anything.

I don't know if y'all know you should know podcast family. This is co-host Cam's birthday episode. Happy birthday to co-host Cam. Yes, sir. Yeah. Yeah. Co-host Cam. Everybody right now in the comments drop happy birthday co-host Cam. My dog. Can I say your age? My dog is 25. Two. Five. Yes, sir. Two.

Wait, who? Okay, hold on. Let's see. Let's test our... Let's quiz our NBA. Okay. Best player that wears 25. Think of it. That's a sick number. I don't know. I don't know anybody. Didn't... Reggie Bush. Oh, my. Oh, my God. Wrong answer. Did Mikael Bridges wear 25? No, no clue. I'm not the historian. Well, let's just say...

Let's say okay. No, let's say Ray Allen wearing 20 Jason kid plus 525 Jason kid makes the trail. I'm gonna say something. I don't know. That's not good. But thank you so much I'm go ahead and thank y'all in advance. Hopefully leave some birthday wishes, you know, but thank you so much Go check out the birthday post on insta. Yeah, leave happy birthday in the comments with your Instagram Cam Kennedy 22. Yeah

I love the support and the love that I get from y'all on a daily. So I already know y'all are going to just flood the comments. So I love y'all. Really do. Like I said before, I'm not going to get too emotional and into it, but we really do love you. And it's a big, big, big, big, big, big family. Can't do it without you. So love y'all. Thank you. It's going to be an amazing year. Another year of growth. Another year of spiritual growth. Another year of podcast growth.

Just a year of growth, man. That's what I'm going to deem this 25. This chapter 25 is a year of growth. Yeah, you spent $5,000 on that chain today. Oh, no, I didn't. Also, guys, to the P.O. Box people, we have a big P.O. Box family. Guys, flood the P.O. Box with some co-host Cam Gifts. You've seen the podcast. You know what he likes. Go and flood the P.O. Box. Link is in the description.

Right now, because I can only get him so much. I don't know why I'm spamming the brr. It's your birthday, buddy. This isn't a rap battle. This isn't Smack URO. I don't know why I'm brr. It's your birthday, but hey. Smrack. Are you excited as I am about this live show in Dallas on June 30th at Southside Musical in Dallas? Guys, June 30th. I know he already covered it in the intro. I was right there when he did it. June 30th. Like, he said it to the team. I'm going to say it one more time.

Like, it's imagine going to see LeBron, but then imagine being at LeBron's first game. Imagine going to see Leonardo DiCaprio's best movie ever, but imagine being the first one to see it. It's the same type of vibe. Like, we're going to have a ton of shows. We're going to make amazing efforts to go everywhere, all our fan bases, all our demos. But this is the start of the arc of the live shows. And, I mean, this is just going to be amazing. It truly is.

You're never going to have another first day of high school. You're never going to have another first day on the job. You're never going to have another first You Should Know podcast live show. So that's all I got to say. That's all I got to say. If you can be there, be there. That's all I got to say. So yeah, we love you. We can't wait to see you there. And we mentioned it earlier.

on Patreon. Shout out to all the quality club. You already know this, but we're not doing no VIP. I ain't doing that. Every single person that shows up, if

If you have a baby, we're kissing his forehead. If you have a hand, we're shaking it. If you got a back, we're going to hug it. I mean, that sounds a little weird. Maybe Cam's part of the meet and greet. I don't know about... Basically, we're going to take some pictures. We're going to hug. We're going to meet every single one of you and just truly appreciate you finally face-to-face, like Peyton said, seeing another human being

face to face is just it's it's the best part of the job like seeing you appreciate everything and us appreciating you in the flesh it's just the best part we can't wait to see it so yes pop out that was very great june 30th i like your outfit i like your outfit where'd you get those pants

Private? Oh, I can't say. They're not paying. They're not paying. Okay, if you can't audio listen, you can't see it, but I'm wearing pants that resemble something you would get out of a plane in if you were to skydive. Yeah, like if you were to jump, those would save your life. So that's pretty much what they are. But no, they're fire. They're super tough. They're so...

They're nice. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. So we're going on a plane to LA tomorrow. We are. We are. By the time you've seen this, we're already out of LA. Sorry, LA people. Bless you. God bless you. God bless you. It was a cough. Okay. Well, I still bless you. Thank you. I'll still take the blessing from the Lord and from you. But I don't understand. I was thinking, because we're about to go on an aircraft 5,000 feet in the air. Oh my God.

What did you just, you think planes fly 5,000 feet? Yes. Try 30, buddy. Are you nuts? That's space. I'm dead ass, that's space. Are you nuts? You think Boeing 777s or 737s fly 5,000 feet in the air? That's what the president flies on, not us.

Do I need to whip out the phone? Do I need to whip out Apple? No, no. They fly 30,000 feet in the air. Cam, okay, listen to this. Average flight is like 27 to 32,000 feet. Okay, listen to me. Are you nuts? Listen to me and then rebuttal. The building that we're in right now, it's like 340 feet. And we are in the sky. Could you physically imagine if a plane flew as close to the ground right now?

As we're in, as the tower, as the place we're in. I didn't want to, I kept trying to stop. Could you imagine? We'd literally be like, oh my god, I can touch it. 5,000 feet is nothing in terms of planes. Bro, you skydive. Payton, you skydive from like 10K. I don't skydive from shit. Neither do I, buddy, but your pants could. But you skydive from like 10K.

Okay, but Cam, no, no, no, before you do that, before that, let me get on. I don't care. Okay, you've been to my apartment, right? Yeah. The windows, you can see everything, right? Yeah. Do you not see planes every five minutes? Because you're by an airport. They're either taking off or landing. They're very close because they're getting to the airport or leaving it. When they are at the apex of their flight, and I'm not talking legends. That was a gaming joke. Apex used to be my favorite word because I remember that movie where the dude turned into a cyclops and they were documentary style and they called him the Apex Predator. What? What?

What the hell? What? You don't know what I'm talking about? I don't know what the hell. No, I have no clue what you're talking about. Oh, I don't remember it. But, but, okay, listen, Cam, tomorrow, I'll bet you X amount of dollars that when we get on the plane tomorrow, I'll put a height check and it'll say 800 feet in the air. I'll go 1,000 miles. Oh, my God, if you check it six seconds into the ascend. According to USA Today, the common cruising altitude for most commercial airplanes is

is between 33,000 and 42,000 feet. No way, bro. Or between six and nearly eight miles above sea level. Wouldn't your brain explode? No. No, it's pressure. I mean, but like truly think about this. I am truly. No, listen. So how fast do planes fly? Neither one of us know the exact, let's call it like 500 miles an hour. Something like that, right? I was going to say about 100.

No, cuz my car goes that fast. I'd say 300. Are you stupid? Yeah, I was dumb. Let's go 500. Okay. If they were only 5,000 feet in the air. Yeah. And something were to happen. Yes. God forbid. You know what 5,000 feet is? Far. One mile. 5,280, I believe. So you mean to tell me if something crazy happens. Oh, my name's Graham! Here I come with my increments! I know everything about everything! We're going 500 feet a minute, even at a slightest descent.

We'd smash into the earth. We'd smash into the earth's crust. You could do that from 500 feet in the air. What are you trying to put? I feel like my nose is bleeding. Is it? Is my nose bleeding? Check me. Check me. I'm seeing you. You have a white shirt.

- I feel like it's wet. - I see polka dots on your shirt if your nose is bleeding. - Is it hot in here? - I'm not gonna lie, we can move on, but to think 5,000 feet is what we're at is insane. - Sorry, I didn't go to college like you for 18 years and learn everything. - Oh, I went for 18, I do have three degrees working on the fourth, but it's all right. - Oh, my name's Kyle. My name's Albertine Einstein, and I got a big old head, and it feels all this-- - Oh, I'm making fun of my friend! - Sorry.

Okay, but you just want to prove okay, but you you whenever you said a bowling 37 to whatever you said You said but first time which a bowling 33 a bow is that 737? Okay, I thought that was the government's plane right? That's Air Force one G phase These are called the Air Force ones yeah like the plane like the presidential plane

You know there's like a whole apartment like like a whole like a penthouse apartment on the air force one I don't believe it. But this is what i'm going into this is what i'm going into Does I don't understand the white house? I don't get it. This is okay I'm being dead serious to everybody watching and listening into you cam. Do not judge me for what i'm saying I'm about you're about to piss me off. Does the president really stay in the white house? Yes Don't you think that's a little dumb? What?

Like isn't he like the or she or whoever the future president is he but right now is he yes he is Don't you think that that's the mo that's technically the most important person in america correct? Why would they tell you where he lives? You get it you act like they live on four four six eight chestnut drive like It's the white house There's probably snipers

blocks away. Like, for you to... But don't you think that's a little propaganda? Bro, okay, the White House one is a... It's an office building. There's tons of staff that work there. Exactly. So how do you shit where you eat? Between...

You know what I mean? How do you work where you're sleeping? Does he wake up and he's like in his Oval Office? You think he sleeps in the Oval Office? I've never been. No, there's a whole... You've never watched Koi in the House? Come on now. Are you nuts? There's a whole segment of that. So imagine, let's just say it's cut into fourths, even though I guarantee it's not. Say it's cut into fourths. Like one fourth is probably super like...

like press stuff. Like there's a whole board in case he ever has a national emergency thing. He has to talk about another fourth is probably just offices. All of his like people, another fourth could be his office is like direct advisory staff. And then the other fourth is they're living like home living quarters. I it's blocked. There's bro.

I think you're under the concept of it's just this big ass open house. No, no, no, no. I know there's rooms right there and there's this press read right there. There's huge walls divided off. Okay, listen. Compared to the mall we went to today. What? Me and Cam went to a mall today. How, in comparison, is it close to a mall? How big is the White House? Is it about the same? No! It's bigger. The White House is bigger than a mall? Do you think the White House is bigger than a mall?

It would make more sense that he lived there if it was. So he's like, he's smaller than them all. Okay, how do you fit the directory of boards, the secretary of state, the chief head officer, the speaker? The White House is about 55,000 square feet. My apartment's about 500. It sits on a... Literally, when Peyton opens his eyes, he can see his fridge, toilet, front door, couch, TV, stove, and he's obviously on his bed.

The White House is approximately 55,000 square feet, sits on 18 acres of land, has 132 rooms, 16 family and guest rooms, 3 kitchens, 35 bathrooms. 132 rooms. Who lives there? It's not bedrooms. There's 132 different rooms. So 55,000 square feet. I don't get it. The mall we were at today. The mall we were at today. The mall we were at today. I really don't. The mall we were at today, it's 2 million square feet. It's 2 million square feet. Oh my God.

So it's a small place. Two million, Squiffy. So the White House is small. Are you nuts? There's no way the most important person in America can live in a place where everybody in the whole world knows where he lives, where the bedroom's at. Are you nuts, Cam? Where's the bedroom? I don't know, but you can Google it probably. You don't think you can Google it? The White House has been around since 1844. There's secret tunnels. There's all this. You know FDR was getting off there.

I don't know if it was FDR. Somebody. Even if they're secret. Who's the person with Marilyn Monroe? Who's, like, taking her through the toes? Is that Bill Clinton? I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I did not. He was getting his shit off in there. It was somebody. Um...

But I'm saying, listen to me, you're not listening to me. You're ridiculous. I know what you're saying. How come the most important person ever is in this one house and everyone knows the exact location. If they wanted to do something crazy, they could do it to that exact location. Yes. But you don't understand, like, not you being Peyton, like us, like a civilian. Yes. We cannot even comprehend the level of security that not only is in the house, around the house, but like literally like the geolocation. You can't even fathom. Do you remember scratching sniff movies as a kid?

Do you know what I mean? Scratch and sniff movies? No, don't make me feel crazy. Peyton, what in the actual hell is a scratch and sniff movie? What is that? Y'all didn't have that where y'all grew up? What the hell does that mean?

Where we grew up. No, y'all are not going to make this. We grew up three and a half hours away from each other. You didn't have this ancient Babylonian technology where you could scratch a piece of paper and you see a seed. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. You sniff the cast. Yes, you can. What is sniffing? Yes, you can. It was exactly that. Okay, the Discord made me. Oh, my God. It was exactly that. You could snatch a piece of cardboard. You could scratch a piece of cardboard and sniff Angelina Jolie. Yes, exactly that. Doop. I swear to God. You could scratch a piece of cardboard and sniff Angelina.

Tom Cruise. I put it on our whole podcast's IP address. I put it on everything. I put it on the... I put it on everything. The Discord made me feel crazy for this. You need to start explaining yourself immediately. I am getting heated. I don't know why. Do y'all remember the Wild Thornberrys movie that came out in the movie theater? No. Y'all do remember that? No. That's where you first messed up. Wild Thornberrys. You don't know what the Wild Thornberrys is? It sounds like a bad disease. It sounds like something you get as a scout. You don't remember the little kid who goes...

You don't remember that? And the dad had a big old falcon nose. No. You don't remember that? Wild. No. And they had a little ginger girl. That was probably your cousin. Oh, it's probably my cousin. What did his skin look like? Wild Thornberry. It's like yours. Oh! I don't know. Listen, listen. So this is what happened. This is what happened to the Wild Thornberry movie. They had a scratch and sniff movie, right? No, they didn't. Oh, yeah, they did. So you...

Oh my god. They're not rugrats. That's the rugrats! So this is what happened. You would pay for a ticket in back... Y'all are young. So back in the day... What? You're younger than me. Barely, but... Back in the day, you would have to call the movie theater, ask what the theater times were, right? Or you'd have to check in the paper to do that. That's how we did it. You have not lived a second of your life where the internet wasn't a thing. In my house, it wasn't. Mark and I needed it. I didn't have it, though.

It was around, but I wasn't allowed. We grow different. I didn't get, I wasn't allowed to get a Facebook until I was like 13, 14. That's a different story for a different time. But, so my first profile picture was me holding Dusty like a baby. I didn't know what to do. My head looked enormous and the picture still does. Okay, I'm so sorry. I love you.

Happy birthday. So, but okay, listen, listen. So you would have to call into the movies or check the paper. My dad checked the paper, then called into the movies. He was a very going through the whole process. Is this like your second life? What do you mean? He had to call God, bro. So he called. He's like three for the wild Thornberry's movie. Him, my brother and me. They said it's a scratchy sniff movie.

And I said, oh my God, a scratchy sniff movie. So what you would do, you would go to the will call, you'd take the tickets. And then when you go to the first person that checks your tickets, right? And tells you where the theater's at, they handed you like they hand 3D glasses. They handed you this little lottery ticket. I swear to God, Cam. So now it's a lottery ticket as well. You can win a prize. No, it's like a lottery ticket. Like it's a paper that has scratch offs on it. And it says on certain parts of the movie, these logos will pop up. It will either be a berry, a foot,

Grass and then when that logo pops up in the movie you scratch it off and you sniff it you can smell what the movie is I swear to God can't no no interactive technology in 2006 yes, it's a piece of paper dumbass. It didn't come out the screen what they do box office wise that a good film probably Successful they won something I won an award and then guess what it went to DVD and

And they had it in the DVD. Do I have that DVD at my house? Home house? The most I remember getting from a movie was going to see Yu-Gi-Oh! the movie. Oh, sure you do. You were like, oh, I'm going to gamble this in college. That's still crazy. Was going to see the movie and it had cards in the movie. That was sick. Like, as a kid...

Don't you think that's a little crazier than what I'm saying? If they give every single person a pack of cards. You're sniffing something. Cam, that's not crazy technology. It was three promo cards that were just in every single, like, you just got it. Okay. It wasn't a whole pack. I promise to you, Cam, kiss on the mouth. I swear to you. That was a real thing. And people in the comments are going to flame you. You already took 18 hours last episode. Have you read the comments of last episode? Oh, they're cooking. I want to, we'll discuss that on a different day. You

You clearly didn't listen to what I said. You know, you got click. See, this is what KM can't take losses. Boom. Don't look. Boom. Don't look. Boom. When you think you're done, you put it in there and you finally gaze. That's not how it works, bro. We're not talking about this. You don't have to. We're not. Live. Live. Bless your heart. Love it, wasn't. Love it, wasn't. Ivo, would you rather? Oh, my God. Ivo, would you rather? We haven't done it in a couple weeks. Oh, I love these. This one is specifically designed for you. It's going to be crazy, dude.

Are you ready? No. Are you ready? Let's go. Would you rather have to wake up every day, you have one hour to complete the daily quiz wordle. Okay. If there's no outside help, can't use anyone else. Okay. So would you rather wake up, have to complete wordle within the first hour of you being awake? If you don't get the word, you don't get to eat that day. You don't get food. Or would you rather only have two showers a week?

OHHHHH! But you have to choose them. You have to choose when you spend them wisely. I'm not gonna lie. That's designed for you because you're stinky and you can't spell. Well, pick your poison. I'm sticking. I swear to you- You would literally be in a panic attack if you had to do those portals. I'm taking it like, "Oh, oh, my beef, my coke." I'm telling you right now, I'm doing the showers because I win. You raunchy motherfucker. You sick-

That's one shower every three and a half days. I average about four a week. You also average four gallons of sweat leaving your glands a week. If you take one shower every three and a half days. Cam, you know my level of education. You know my level of education. I would never finish a word of it. A different level of bacteria would grow. A different level of bacteria. It literally would be an unidentified species of bacteria would grow from you. It would literally be like Peytoneria. Spell me now. Lift your shirt up again.

- It's glistening? - Yes, I don't know if it's picking up on the camera. His chest is literally glistening. - No, but okay, I'm saying listen. - So would you rather, would you rather have to answer the Daily Wordle quiz in one hour time frame with no help, no cheating, no outside sources if you don't get the words, you don't get to eat that day. - I don't even know that many words. - Or you only get two showers, like Sunday to Sunday, two showers.

You are a rotten you rankin you nasty Rankin pitch you gross little boy - I can I take two showers a day sometimes Oh my name is Kaya mr. Clean labide it who cares bro Your neighbors are gonna care when your stench goes through the ventilation for breezes there for a reason you put that on the pitch you

No, listen bro. You just said Febreze. You rinse your mouth through a sink and then you put some Febreze. What are you saying? Rinse your mouth through a sink? That cleans the whole body of your mouth. I don't even think that's structurally correct. The sentence you're trying to say. Rinse your mouth through a sink. It's with a sink. No, you go like this. And then that goes through your whole body. It's science. Oh, that's how that works? It's your nuclear system. I learned that in school. I just don't know that many words. This isn't fair.

I need a final answer. Okay, here we go. Final answer. My final answer is I'm taking the two showers a week. A hundred percent. You are a nasty. But honestly, but that's unfair. I have a problem. I have deficiencies. Okay. My thing is like back against the wall, you could get those words. And if you don't like, I mean, you don't eat enough. Like you don't eat a lot already. You could go a day and then it would drive you. You'd be so mentally sharp the next day. Cause you'd be

Eager for food you'd be so also but also I would if you fail two days in a row that'd be tough But I also eat like once a week Yeah, I mean let us know what you would do so oh did you see that?

Sorry, dude. There's like, I don't know. The studio's dirty. I thought I saw like a cricket or something. Let us know what you would do. You have to complete Wordle every day right when you wake up. You have literally the second you open your eyes, you have one hour time frame to complete the Wordle. Or you don't get to eat for the day if you don't get the word right. No outside help. Or you only get two showers for a calendar week. That wasn't fair for me. That really wasn't fair for me. Bro, I swear to you. Dude, like this studio's disgusting, Cam. There's like crickets in here. There's a cricket. There's a cricket.

Bro, there's a cricket on the studio. In the set. There's a cricket on the set. Oh my God, bro. Cam, we gotta do something about this. There is a cricket. What if he like... My heart literally went to my ball sack. My heart went to my ball sack. I made a mistake. Spit it out right now. Dude, there's like... They're like burrowed in here. I've been seeing them since the beginning of the podcast.

It's like they're burrowing in here. That's not a cricket. Cam, hold it. It's a cricket, bro. It's a cricket. Let me see it. Bro, there's crickets on this set. Dude, I'm going to zoom in on the camera for the podcast. Bro, there's crick- Cam, yes or no, is this a cricket? There's crickets on this- I feel its eyeball in my mouth. Holy shit. Oh my god.

You get it out yourself. If you ever do some shit like that again, we will fight on the set. Oh, God. Dude, its wing is on my tongue. Its wing is on my tongue. Look. Oh, my God, it is. What are you doing? Oh, my God. It was a bad idea. I don't know. I just ate crickets. Should I cut that out? I need help. I need help. What are you doing? I just ate on somebody's list. I just ate a cricket camp.

Dude, I thought it was like a peanut. No, it's wings are all over. As soon as you popped it in your mouth, I thought it was a peanut. Then there was another one, and I literally looked him in his face. Now he's in me. I'm just kidding. They're edible crickets from Thailand with spicy barbecue flavor. Try them with me now. I can't look at it. Oh my God, they're all over the floor now. I can just throw one in my mouth, but I can't. What the hell? Why would you give me 10 of them?

Can't look I literally said I can't look at one and you just gave me a village. You know you just gave me a whole extended family of crickets like this is cousins I'm putting one in my mouth pick the alpha no no they're moving they're moving You gotta go fast. Oh you can definitely feel the wings you feel the wings and like the feet and shit The flavors got it not you know me I like food. It's like a sunflower seed with like with like thoughts It's like a sunflower seed with feelings and wings

I still have a village in my head. You need to remove these. Put them up there. There's so many. What did you think whenever I ate them? I literally, my heart went to my asshole. Like, I'm not kidding. I, I, I, cause at first, you feel like the eyeball. I need a drink. Yeah, they're tangy. I mean, they're like, they don't leave. They're invasive.

Put that. It's time for people's favorite segment. You know what time that is? Oh. Pop culture. Pay and aid cam. Pop culture. Pay and aid cam. Ah, this shit's not leaving. My bringing to the pop culture is two things. One. Get it in there. God. One. This podcast is live, which means this previous Saturday, the 15th,

No, no, Friday. Sorry, Friday the 14th. Love is Blind. Dropped the final part. You gotta watch it. That's all I gotta say. You get to see the weddings. You gotta watch it. Live reunion is on Saturday. That's out too. You gotta go watch it. We've been talking about it for about two, three weeks now. They dropped it in parts. To a point, it was a little excessive Netflix. Like, come on. Four different parts? Come on. Give us two, maybe three. I could take...

whole first half, whole second half, including weddings, then a live show. But to go one, two, itty bitty three, and a live show, come on now. But you gotta watch it. That's all I'm gonna say. You absolutely have to watch it. Yeah, I'm... I need a drink, bro. I need a liquid. I'm excited about it because I already kind of know some stuff about the ending and who's with who and what happened. Yeah, because it got ruined for me on TikTok. But...

Okay, now that some time has passed, who is your new least favorite character? Because last time it was, what's her name? Irina. Irina. Now, I think it's changed for everybody. 100 million percent wacky Jackie. Jackie is my least favorite by milestones. You know how I know I have a bad problem with women, like picking the right one? I know exactly why. Ring, ring, ring, ring. Yo, what's up? Yo, P, have you started Love is Blind yet? Yeah, I'm a couple episodes in. Bet me and Liv are watching tonight.

Two hours later. Hey Pete, who's your favorite off rip? Oh, Jackie. Jackie's my girl. That's how you know he's a sicko. He was a huge Jackie stan right from the beginning. Yeah. Just sick. And you see what she's done. If you haven't, then go watch. But I think we give good Netflix recommendations on this show.

- Oh. - I put Cam on to this show. - I put him on. - Are you nuts or dumb or stupid and nuts, you dumb idiot stupid? - I put you on, but you watched it first. You know that's how it went. I literally said, "We're gonna go watch this." And then you went and watched it before us. I swear on my life, that's it. I put him on, but he put me on the greatness of it. I just put him on the idea that he watched it first, but regardless.

We both watched it. It's fire. Flamethrower, tell them. It's a show called Night Agent. Night Agent is a fantastic show. Season one is out. I don't think season two is going to be good. Because the story was so good. Too heavy hitting season one. But... It wasn't linear. Yeah, yeah. It was like...

Bam, bam, bam. Like, you know. Yeah. I mean, it's like you can only go so far with the storyline. But a show that has three seasons so far that I have been watching religiously and I think is better than Night Agent is called Last. No, it's not. Designated Survivor. It's called Designated Survivor. Designated Survivor. I'm telling you, it is probably one of the best shows I've ever seen. No way. Based off of season one, I'm not done.

Oh my God. I'll give you the principle of the show. I saw you. I'll give you the principle of the show. Basically, it is this guy who's very low ranking in the White House. He's sitting at the White House while the president and everybody in the Congress, the House, I don't know how the White House works, the legislative branch, the executive. The sages, the wizards. They're all doing a speech.

For the Americans. It gets bombed. Everybody dies. Everybody. So there's no government anymore. Wow.

But how the in real life how it works is like they have people ranking rankings hierarchy. Yes, so designated All the versus like that. He should be the president dead. He should be the president out of there See you tomorrow the president next see you next life ends up with this guy ends up with this guy and he had just got fired That day but it wasn't official. Mm-hmm. He becomes the president and it's about his journey through the

presidency and then a bunch of uh theories of the bombing white hat it's crazy it is one of the best shows i've ever seen i hope season two and three are good but i'm halfway through season one pop culture with peyton and cam that's our show specials what's up pop culture peyton and cam pop culture peyton and cam what is the dj name his first son eric eric eric eric

Dad joke. Yeah. Laugh. Yeah. Oh, speaking of dads, I had a... You know how a couple podcasts go? I told you about my nightmares with Oprah. No. I told you about my nightmares with Oprah. Dude, the comment... Oh, my God. The comments about that were hilarious. They were so funny. No, the comment section is really funny. Oh, my God. Take your time. Go read it. But I had another one. Not about Oprah. Here we go. Progress. Robin Thicke. What? And I remember it, bro. He's just like...

He's like seducing you throughout your nightmare. He's like, "No!" And then- He's like, "No, no! Get away!" And the crazy thing is I love Robin Thicke. I love- ♪ Lost without you ♪ ♪ Help myself ♪ Sing it, Cam. ♪ How does it feel ♪ Sorry. ♪ To know that I want you, Cam ♪ Don't- don't hate, no. You just gave straight Joe Goldberg, like- Oh! That's bad. Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I was a little Joel Goldberg with my ex.

A little, have you ever been a little stalkery with your ex before? - No, literally no. Like, you know me. I drove to her house, we're done, boom. - See, you-- - I was sad, don't get it twisted. - Okay, yeah. I don't like how you act like you weren't sad after a breakup. - Oh, I was super sad. - Okay, but after-- - But I wasn't sitting there like this. - Okay, the worst thing I've ever done after a breakup is catfish my ex. - What does that even mean?

Like you put like an ab filter and you got like swole and then you were like, this is what you're missing out. No. You catfish your ex. They've already seen you. They've dated you. No, I made an Instagram profile. Oh my God. I bought followers. Oh my heaven on earth. No, this guy was popping. This, this guy was, that's a sick sentence. That's a disgusting sentence. This guy was popping. And I knew her type. You made a fake, like a fake person. You shouldn't be.

You should be devastated. You should be shamed. So what I did was I went to Google Images. I went to Google Images and I typed in attractive light skin male. Oh my God. No, this is bad. This is like top of the... How have I never heard this? How have you never told me this? It's shame. I was a kid though. Let me preface that. I was like 15, 16 years old. Unacceptable.

Unacceptable. I went to Attractive Light Skin Men on Google Images. I screenshotted the first dude because I knew her time, but I knew what she wanted. Dude.

I knew it wasn't me. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay, but we weren't actually broken. Bless your little 16-year-old heart. We weren't broken up. I knew she was cheating. Oh no, you were. No, no, no. We were still together. I just knew she was cheating on me. So, you know, you thought you were together. She knew she was done with you. It was, you were not together. So what I did was I made this fake Instagram profile. Bro, that's... A lot of followers. She liked attractive light-skinned men with a lot of followers on Instagram. So I went and bought both of those things. And then I DM'd her.

And she DM'd back. This was my girlfriend at the time still. She was just cheating. She didn't know I knew she was cheating. I don't think she cared either. So I DM'd her and we had great conversations. She was really feeling this guy. I said, hey, I knew what she liked too. I knew what kind of date she liked. She loved hammocks. That's where our first date was. In a hammock?

I was so dizzy. You were so sweaty. That's worse than a twin XL. That's like being wrapped in a banana peel with another human. She just loved hammocks. So I remember our first date. I bought a whole hammock that was like $100. And then I got a strawberry. No, you don't. No, you don't. Cut that shit out. So I DM'd her. And I was like, let's go on a hammock date. And I got fruit. I knew that she would go. She said yes.

- If you said hammock date and fruit, your same first date, you said those words through this fake attractive lightskin man. - I was a kid and I was sad. - Oh my God, you were sick too. - But okay, she was still my girlfriend at the time so I was just testing the waters. She said yes. So now it's go time. Do I go to this date or do I not and reveal everything? I already knew she's a cheater because she said yes to this date, but I was gonna see the whole plan through.

So I go to this park. Oh my God. And I see her car full enough. I see her go to the spot that we said we were going to meet at. And then I go, I would have called police. I swear to God. If I was her, I would have called police. And I see her. She looks so good. She never dressed that nice for me. She looks so pretty. And then I went to where she was and she saw me see her. And she was angry. And I walk up to her and I go, hammock and fruit, huh? And she goes,

She looks at me dead in the eyes, Cam. And she goes, you're such a loser. And I said, I'm sorry. You did not apologize. Oh my God. We went to In-N-Out after. Oh my God. Oh my. Shout out to her, one. She has to be one of the most humble human beings ever to still take your creep ass to go get it. Me! She's the cheater.

Yeah, so screw her for cheating. Shout out to her for still eating food with you. I would have had a restraining order on you. She made me pay for it still. As she should. That was a pool monitor. That's not good, bro. Yeah, that was... That's not good. Should I cut that out? Does that make me seem a little crazy? No, we're keeping it. You're keeping it. We're keeping it. Yeah. That's bad, bro. I know. I'm so sorry. I'm not. Because that proved that she was... No, you should be. No, you said it right. No, that proved that she was a cheater. I still stayed with her because I loved her. But...

I kind of still miss her though. It's my first love. It feels good. Alright, but how do polar bears make igloos? Because in all the movies, I don't understand. Igloos is where the home of the polar bear. No! Thank you. A polar bear does not live in an igloo. Kim, are you nuts? Have you seen a Coca-Cola commercial?

Oh, have I seen an animated commercial made by men? Have you read a book? Where does the polar bear live? Just outside? Yeah. What are, who lives in igloos?

Like the natives that ice fish. The natives in Alaska? You think bears are making bricks and making a cylindrical home? That's my question. The answer is no! So you're saying the people in Alaska just build ice houses and live in them? They have brick molds, yeah. Or is it Antarctica? Either. It's not Alaska. It's Antarctica. Alaska's very green.

Are you sure? That's where the sun doesn't rise. Alaska is very green. Alaska, the sun doesn't rise. It's snowy, very cold, Anchorage, yes, but it's also green. They don't have light. Big forest. They don't have light in Alaska. That's Scandinavia. Oh, my name's Cam. I'm the geological police. Oh, I'm not a geologist, but I know bears don't make fucking bricks and build this perfect world. So you're saying, okay. The wolf can't blow a down house. So this makes things make more sense. Because how would polar bears live in igloos? They don't. That's it.

That's what I'm telling you. They don't. Yeah, Liv, they do. Thank you. Oh, here's Cam. I'm Google 101. I pretend that I'm smart, but I just read everything off of Google. So you think a bear. You think a bear. Yes. A beast. Literal beast. In the middle of its day, when the only thing on its mind is, Liv, hunt, survive. You think it goes, hmm, I'm now a carpenter. I'm now an architect.

I wanna go get molds and sticks and let the water pour into it and freeze in perfect bricks. No, there's no sticks and igloos. There's not sticks and igloos, but they have to get something to make a mold to make the brick to make the igloo. No, it's just ice. You stack it. See? Now you're angry. You're being delusional. No, but that's where my question came from. Your mind is of a toddler if you believe bears build homes from ice and slumber there during the night hours.

It is a fucking bear. That's why I was impressed. It would maul you to death. It doesn't care about its home. That's why I was impressed at first. Because I was like, how do they do that? They got good little paws. And they put their little paws up on the ice. And they say, oh, this is my new paw home. It's not Ruby. Like, Ruby could make a little house. She could go. Her legs would give out. Yeah, she'd go. She'd go. Pull bar. Ruby can make a house, not pull bar. No, Ruby can't make anything besides poop.

Oh, don't talk about my knees. I know she's my favorite. I love her to death, but her hips are bad. She's got big old... Just like her father. That's got to be hereditary because, I mean, there's no shot that I have a... No, Max is a little hell rat. No, Max is a hellion, but Ruby's... She has a bad hip. Oh, matter of fact, hearing about...

Don't quote me, but I'd say about two three four episodes Maybe Ruby's gonna make her her not final her first appearance and if you come to the live show June 30th Southside musical she might be there Ruby might be there she might be on a little in a little cage Imagine if you let max go into the live show you just shake his little nub ass you just be running it by everybody He doesn't bite

He was teething when he bit you. He bit me last week. His teeth were falling out of his skull. Last week? He needed relief. You see his earring in my right ear? Yeah. He took it out. He did take it out. He ripped. Oh, if we would have got that on camera. Oh, my God. That would have been a Koala Club exclusive. Max, literally, Peyton's dumb ass is going to go down to a young baby athletic breed and go, oh, what you, what you, Max? Max said, oh, hey, buddy. What?

Give me that shit. And he literally, his teeth went in his ear, ripped his earring out. If we would have got that on camera. Okay, Cam, honestly, for your birthday, would you let me strip for you? What? Would I let you strip for me? Yeah. You're not, oh, I was about to say something that would have pissed you off. I was going to say, you're not Beyonce. Not as in, no, that sounds crazy. The song, she's like, tonight I want to dance for you. Can I keep all this in? Yeah. Tonight I want to dance for you.

Okay, but Cam, honestly imagine- A song reference. Imagine, imagine we're going on your birthday trip, right? It's gonna be fantastic. I lay you down on the hotel. No, you're not laying me- And I'm just like this. I'm just like- He looks like the little cricket rodents from Men in Black. Look at him. Oh my god. Oh my god. You looked exactly like him. Or Elliot from Open Season. No, Cam. No. You wouldn't let me? No.

Men in black. Will Smith is about to pop out of the corner. That's his little, that's his colleagues. Or he looks like Elliot from Open Season. Holy shit, look up those two things. Oh my god, what else does he look like? He looks like a corn dog.

Oh my god. No, but Kim, that's not a birthday wish for you. No, it's not a birthday wish for me. If it's for you to strip over my body that you've laid down, no. No, that's not happening. And then we both get champagne. We get champagne, no. A little champagne, a little chocolate-coated strawberries. A chocolate-coated strawberries, no. And then you just look up and you see me.

Like, you have to ruin everything, bro. Oh my- Oh no, he's out. He's blasting me out of the show. Oh my fuck! Oh my god, your lower back is wet. Oh my god, your lower back is wet. Put your shirt back on. No, your lower back's wet. No, I swear to god. It's gonna be on the couch. Your lower back's wet. You sound like you're being stabbed. Ow! Ow! I feel like you just came in here and struck me for you. You are crying.

Gather yourself. Gather me. I don't want to get... What did you just throw? Oh, that was not... That was not good. Have we made time? Yeah. Thank you, buddy. All right, guys. Hey, I'm going to say it again. Thank you. Again, this is pre-recorded before my actual birthday, but thank you for all the birthday wishes.

I love y'all so much. I love doing this every single week. Wouldn't be here without y'all. Literally, we wouldn't be here without you. So I really do appreciate everything. I appreciate all the comments. Appreciate anything y'all send in the PO box. I love all of you. It's going to be a fantastic birthday. We're going to LA. Koala Club. If you want to see exclusive stuff from LA, make sure you head over to the link in the bio. Last LA trip, my God, our Uber driver, it was a literal horror story.

Anyway, everything is in the bio. Instagram, Snapchat, keep running up to Snapchat. It's doing amazing. Discord, we love our Discord fam. And as Uncle P said, before we go into the code for this week to confuse the casuals and get your good karma...

June 30th, Southside. J-U-N-E space three zero. June 30th. Literally get your calendar right now. Pull out your phone. Put in the calendar on the app. Anything. June 30th, Southside Music Hall. Dallas, Triple D. Dirty, dirty Dallas, Texas.

You got to be there. Tickets coming later this week. Once in a lifetime. Literally, there's never going to be another first live show. This set is going to be sacred. It's going to be the first set. It's going to be amazing. And you got to be there if you can be there. And my mom's going to be there. So if you want to question her and ask how I became the man I am, you can go and run up to her and ask her. Yes. But we cannot wait to see y'all there. Obviously, we're going to let you know as we get closer and closer and closer and when tickets go live and all that thing. So be on the lookout for that. This week's code.

Nope, I'll let you do it. This week's code is HBDC. Happy birthday, Cam. In the comments right now. My brother's turning 25 years old. Thank you. Love y'all all so much. And what do you know? Look what time it is. It's time for a... It's time for... What is it, Wild Bears? Don't make it over to Christmas. And I know y'all see the new Icy Whites.

Bricks, G Faisos. See you next week. Live show June 30th. Southside Music Hall, Dallas, Texas. Tickets coming later this week. That's a nice plaque. Hunnicay, Hunnicay, Hunnicay.