36: High and Babbling About the 7 Deadly Sins
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Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California, this is the Broski Report with your host, Brittany Broski. Hello to all and to all a hello. About two and a half hours ago, decided to do a little num nummies on a little Eddie. Okay, I went num mode in the... I went num mode in the Eddie zone. Guys! Guys!

You've never gone numb mode in the eddy zone when you numbled on some edibles? Have you never ever thought of that? Remember those girls from middle school who would have that white shit in the corner of their mouths? I really am wishing them the best today because I know it was part of having braces. They like gathered. Every time I take an edible, I get cotton mouth and I start thinking about how I wish I had braces. Okay, and we're back.

Welcome back to regularly scheduled programming here on the BBC, Brittany Broski channel. The BBCN. The BBCNN MSNBC ABC TLC. Okay? Put that on a fucking t-shirt. Wake comedy alive tonight, ladies and gentlemen. What was I talking about? This is gonna be awful. Also, if y'all hear it in the background, I'm doing laundry. Because I'm an adult. Oh my god, I had this thing last night. I was laying in bed and I was like...

You know what I haven't really ever thought about is that like we get to do stuff like I fly to Nashville tomorrow. I get to go to Nashville. Like if you start to think about life like you're still in seventh grade and like you got permission to do something or like you can do something without worrying about it or like for fun, like, oh, my. Yes, we get to do it. If you treat everything in life is like a little reward like that.

completely changes your perspective. Like I get to drive around in my car. I get to listen to my own music. I get to go get a cute little snack from the 7-Eleven on the corner. From the 7-Eleven on the corner. You ever worked on the corner?

So today, this was my idea, guys, to be completely just transparent once again. Oh, Lord, my nipples are almost out. Good night. Could you imagine? I get banned from YouTube. Remember that picture of Nick Jonas' nipples? Why were they so big? Nick Jonas, why were they so big? Oh, I did move forward with consuming three 5 milligram pieces of nipples.

What was it? Fruit, it's called Fruit and it's an edible brand. And it tasted like blue razz. I was doing the blue razzle, okay? We're going blue razzle, razzle dazzle mode on my tongue, on my tongue meat, on my tongue nubs. What about that tongue meat? I know tongue meat would be lean. Tongue meat helper, hamburger helper, tuna fish helper,

You know what I really wanted to do? This is what I've been trying to fucking say for, it feels like, 30 minutes, and it's been four minutes. I couldn't tell you a single goddamn thing that I've talked about yet. Like, can you shut the fuck up? The last five minutes, that's gonna send me into a spiral. Like, stop talking, shut the fuck up.

What I wanted to do with you guys, hey guys, I took 15 milligrams of an edible. I want to do the New York Times daily crossword, okay? We're going to take that from the top. I want to do the New York Times daily mini crossword. Brooke got me absolutely addicted to these things. I do one every day. New York Times daily mini. Jarvis, show me this guy's balls, please. Daily mini crossword puzzle. Play.

Oh, I already did it. Okay, we're going to do the next one. Okay, guys, this is, I literally don't give a shit. Everyone's going to help me in the next 10 minutes. Okay, here is the Daily Mini or the New York Times. Everyone's going to help me or you're going to see how good I am at this.

This will be a little three-minute segment. Everyone help. Shout it out wherever you are, in your car, if you're working. Help me solve this. And then I'm going to talk about something really serious, okay? Because we're finally going to get to the seven deadly sins. But first, we have to do the Daily Mini. One Across, a stunt bike sport. For short. S-B-S. Title with an apostrophe directly in the middle. It's four letters. Ma'am. Something Karenina, a Tolstoy novel. Four. Anna Karenina.

Fluffy Indian bread, six cross, four. Nan. Stay right there. It's three letters? Stay right there? Three letters? Anybody? Shout it out. Feel free to shout it out. We'll come back to you. Battery for a remote, triple A. Fruit depicted by the circled letters. The circled letters right now read S-A-N-A something A. And it's a fruit, so I'm assuming I have this first one wrong because that's actually going to be banana.

BMX that's what the stunt bike sport was guys it was not SDS SBS which is what I put in the first place because I'm fucking stupid Marvel Comics Mutant X-Man got it next title with a yep okay motherfucker we did that stay right there man okay four down craze and it's five and it's man mania okay stay right there

Banana. It's a skill few have. And I'm so glad I actually feel really spiritually connected to everyone right now. If you managed to get through any of that sentence, hearing me, because I feel like I'm on the altar right now. Actually, my brain just said, you feel like you're giving vows.

If I were to give vows to my husband, I would not write a single thing down. It's coming off the dome. I'm doing a type five standup set at my wedding. You can get, I'll guarantee you that right now. All right. Brittany Tavris of vows. Great. I ripped the mic out of his hand and I abandoned him and I'm just walking towards the front of the front of the altar. Like,

So the thing about TikTok, Shep, like that's fully unless I also marry a stand-up comedian, which I won't. I will not be marrying a stand-up comedian because why? I'm marrying Andrew Hosea-Burn. Not marrying. I think marriage is sort of an antiquated institution, but I will be moving to Ireland. Again, I hate to sort of keep beating a dead horse, but it is going to happen and we will make plans to move the Brocery Report set to Ireland.

Now, I did go ahead and solve the daily mini in three minutes and 32 seconds with the help of you all. Now, in this moment, I didn't feel like what I said before. I felt like, what the fuck are you talking about? The actual fuck am I talking about? Like, zoom out for a minute. What the fuck am I ever talking about?

I am so sorry to anyone who is listening who has ever listened. This is truly brain rot. This is it does not get worse. This is rock bottom. Congrats, you found it. This is worse than normal darkness. It's extreme darkness. I need another SpongeBob tattoo.

Okay, everyone, hope you got that out of your systems. The games are over. It's been 11 minutes of me talking literally out of my butthole. My butt flaps are just butt flap? Hey, what's a butt flap if you think about it like anatomically? What's a butt flap maybe? We're gonna learn about the seven deadly sins. I've been talking about it.

And I feel like right now I'm feeling really porous and spongy and like I can absorb anything. Okay. Oh my God. You know what else I've been waiting to Google with you guys? I saw this chilling, chilling image of something that I love, love in a sort of

historical fascination way not love what happened and of course I am talking about Chernobyl I don't love the reactor melting okay I love the lore behind it and I love stuff like that that's really macabre okay and like yeah it's uninhabitable and it's one of the biggest examples of human failure human error on a global scale

Okay? I love learning about it. Because it still remains to be revealed the full impact of something like Chernobyl. Are you hearing me, dude? It has yet to be discovered. We are messing with radiation when it comes to dentistry and, you know, healthcare today. I fully understand that. There are ways to utilize radiation in a way that is healing to the body.

radiation in its pure form at a site like Chernobyl, I literally always think of that poem that's like, it's just the story of Icarus, of like, you start to believe you are the god, and then you fly too close to the sun, and there will always be something there to knock you down, you know? That is, now, are Icarus and Achilles the same person? Icarus and Achilles are both characters in Greek mythology.

In Greek mythology, Icarus, photo appear, is the son of Daedalus who flies too close to the sun and drowns when his wings melt because they're made of wax. The story of Icarus is sometimes used as a metaphor for someone who is too ambitious or tries to do something too risky. In Greek mythology, Achilles is the strongest warrior and hero in the Greek army during the Trojan War. The story of Achilles appears in Homer's Iliad and elsewhere.

In Chapman's Homer's Iliad, book 16, that's XVI, 16, Icarus is Patroclus. The wings are Achilles' armaments, and flying too high is assaulting the walls of Troy. Didn't comprehend any of that last sentence there. Okay, so Achilles. Achilles, how did he die? Achilles is killed by an arrow. Oh my god, I have always interchanged Achilles' heel and...

like the story of Icarus is the same thing because I'm a big fucking dummy, okay? Stupid, stupid! When I don't remember intricate details of Greek mythology that I learned about in eighth grade. Stupid fool! Stupid ambassadress, stupid fool!

Sometimes I see those TikToks that are making fun of the theater kid roommate and then I slowly came to the crippling, horrifying realization that I have those tendencies and it's not something I'm proud of and it's something I'm actively trying to unlearn. Please, please give me grace.

The ex-theater kid, like breaking into accents and thinking that it's really actually like you're killing them. Like, like you are absolutely killing this type five. No, dude, you are the worst person in the room and everyone's laughing because they're uncomfortable. Okay. If I'm actually in real life at a party and I see someone do that, oh my God.

I think I would laugh because it would shock me or I would laugh because I would think they're being sarcastic if someone actually but then again that's me fully 100% raw raw dog me yep that's me I used to love that so Raven I miss Raven Simone what did she do what happened to Raven Simone she was my favorite cheetah girl Galleria dude are you serious

Everyone was like, I'm Chanel. I'm Chanel. No, babe. I'm Galleria. I'm large and in charge. Cheetah Girls doesn't happen unless I happen. Okay. And they learned that the hard way in Cheetah Girls too. Galleria said, I'm going to sit here and I'm going to write all the music. I'm going to literally choreograph it. I'm on the piano. I'm on the guitar. Look guys, I've written this in four part harmony. Can I get 20 minutes of your time to come down and practice Amiga's Cheetahs? What was it? Friends for Life?

You can't give me 20 minutes to come practice these fucking harmonies. I would have left too. Galleria was totally in her right mind. She said she wasn't even evil about it. Like they saw her at the train station or she wrote her little note and she was like, I don't feel like I'm needed here. So I'm going to go home. And like, it wasn't really malicious. It was like, if you bitches can get your heads out of your asses so we can sing at this music audition festival, like,

What are we doing here? Why are we in Barcelona? Get your head out of your ass, okay? Anyway, everyone thought they were Chanel. No, girl, I'm Galleria. I am so Raven-Symoné coded. It's crazy how Raven-Symoné coded I am sometimes. I don't know if that's a bad thing. Like, I don't know what she did. What happened to Achilles' heel? If we're on the subject, let's get the real story. In the myths surrounding the war,

Achilles was said to have died from a wound to his heel. I'm going to read this like I'm on CNN. Three, two, one.

Good evening. We're here with the BBCN, FOX, MSNBC, ABC Christmas holiday special. Today, in the myths surrounding the war, Achilles was said to have died from a wound to his heel, ankle, or torso, yet to be confirmed, which was the result of an arrow, possibly poisoned, shot by Paris. The Iliad may be... That was pretty good.

Oh my God, I just got a wash over me of me being annoying. I just like looked at myself. I thought about looking at myself through one of these cameras and I just got the fucking ick for myself. That's the worst when you zoom out to 0.5 and you're like, you're being so annoying. You are the most obnoxious, annoying person to ever live. And I'm like, God, you're right. You have a point.

The Iliad may purposefully suppress the myth to emphasize Achilles' human mortality and the stark chasm between gods and heroes. More tonight. Okay, why are we talking about the Iliad, dude? All roads lead to the Iliad. All roads lead to the Iliad. Iliad. What happened to Ophelia? Google show me what happened to Ophelia.

Ophelia in Hamlet is a character who is jilted by Hamlet in love, controlled by her brother Laertes and father Polonius, and ultimately broken mentally and drowned to death. Her character in the play represents femininity and fragility. If you think about it, Ophelia is kind of like Ethel Kane in like a really real way. Okay. Ophelia, you've been on my mind, girl, like the flood. Whoa!

The Lumineers front man. Y'all seen this young gentleman? He's kind of Wesley Schultz. Are y'all rocking with Wesley Schultz? Yes or no? Oh, I'm rocking with this version of Wesley Schultz. Oh, I just love, I love a man with long hair and a beard. That's literally, oh wow. I just need that so bad. I might start crying. Like to be really honest, I might start crying. Y'all gonna be upset if I start crying? And you know who's my dream man?

You know who's my temporary 2024 dream man? Caleb Presley. I really like, and not even like this Caleb Presley, like he's kind of skinny there. I want this Caleb Presley. I want him. I could be so good for him. Okay? We could be so good together. Caleb, look at my, that is my boyfriend. That is my man. Look, he is just so cute. And his little curls at the end.

Wow. I just did a YouTube video where I'm talking about some of my TikTok. TikTok. TikTok. TikTok. The arena's a clock. BD, you're a genius. Remember who the real enemy is. Duck. We're allies, remember? That was my Finnick impression from Hunger Games. Both of those were Hunger Games impressions. We're allies, remember?

Remember who the real enemy is. Duck. And then he throws the knife. Sam Claflin, stop doing an American accent challenge. We don't need it. We don't need it. Finnick did not need to have an American accent. You could have had your accent. Your accent is sexy. Stop trying to do an American accent. It's about to piss me off. Duck.

So like, it sounds a little bit like Jeremy Fragrance. Obsessed with it. I am utterly and horribly obsessed with it. When y'all watched Game of Thrones, who was your man? Some of y'all liked the sister fucker, Jamie. And then there were Robb Stark girls and then there were Jon Snow girls and then there were the Hound girls. Okay? And for the real freakos, the Night King. Okay? The Night King-os.

For all you freak weirdos out there. Sick freak. We need to start bringing that back. If someone leaves like a hate comment, hate from Australia, the way to respond to that is, I just lost my train of thought. That's actually really crazy. And that's so annoying. What the fuck? I'm going to lose my mind listening back to this. I could not tell you for the life of me what I was just talking about.

Let me try to remember. Game of Thrones, a Night King girl. Oh, I was saying we need to bring back calling people freak weirdos or sex freaks or you're a crazy freak. That's so good. Okay, backtrack, backtrack. Game of Thrones, backtrack. I'm walking back through my mind. I'm shimmying back through the little hidden corridor in my mind, in my mind's eye.

Game of Thrones. Jon Snow. I was a Jon Snow girl down. Kit Harington down. And he's buff now. He's got these big arms and his hair is short and he's still got his beard. I love Kit Harington.

I love Kit Harington. I love Kit Harington. I always have. I also watched that kind of bad TV show he was in after that. It was also like medieval themed. And I think it was him and some other Game of Thrones alumnus, if you will. And I watched it and he was so sexy in it, but the plot was so boring. I don't remember what it was called. I also need to watch The Witcher. Henry Cavill. I love Henry Cavill. If it's a Henry Cavill of it,

Edit? If it's a Vinvi-Vavelvedit, am I a FUCKING VAMPIRE? GOD! Like, "Vivelvantusakadblah" Like, why do you do that? Walk it back. Walk it back. What were we talking about? Couldn't tell ya. Let's google the seven deadly sins. Okay. Okay, what the fuck? We have some cute drawings.

Those aren't cute, they're kinda fucking scary actually. Okay, here are the seven deadly sins. Say them with me. If you know 'em, sing along if you know it. Smoke 'em if you got 'em! Lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, pride. Okay, lust, check. Gluttony, check. Greed, check. Sloth, check. Wrath, yeah, wrath, check. Envy,

Yeah, check. Pride, check. We're seven for seven, team. All right, what'd you guys get on the seven deadly sins test? Did you guys pass? You have to have five or above to still be allowed in Broski Nation. But to join the Broski Nation Coventry, which let me see if I know what Coventry means. Coventry. That's actually going to be a city in England. Coventry definition.

Yes, what does Coventry mean? The state of being banished or ostracized, excluded from society by general consent. Banishment. Ostracism. I've always heard of the Coventry. That is just crazy, y'all. I feel so lucky to not have had to learn English as a second language because I would have fucking given up.

English is so difficult and there's so many double meanings and there's so many different definitions and ways to say things. And especially with verbs, like it can mean 400 different things. I feel so like, oh my God, if I was, if I had to take English as a second language, I would be like, fuck this shit. I'm learning, like even German sounds easier than English.

Okay, seven deadly sins. Let's read about them in detail. Seven deadly sins. Oh, God. All right, our options are Britannica, Wikipedia, simplycatholic.com, or bibleinfo.com. Let's go to bibleinfo.com. Lust. Let's go through it, guys. Bible study begins now. B-b-b-b-Broski Nation Bible Study! Broski Nation Bible Study!

Okay guys, Broski Nation Bible Study begins in the mess hall in 30 minutes. Thank you. I used to love Bible study because no one would fucking talk. I'd be the only one talking and the Bible study leader would be like, "Right, right, no, you are so right." I love attention. I used to love Bible study because guess what? I love attention. And every opportunity when you're in a group is an opportunity to perform, to try out some new data, to try out some new data,

Stop the count! Stop the count! Check her emails! Crooked Hillary! Crooked Hillary, we call her! 90 degree angle hood Hillary! Lust. Lust is a strong passion or longing, especially for sexual desires. The Bible speaks about lust in 2 Timothy 2:22. Angel numbers!

Flee also youthful lusts, but pursue righteousness, faith, love, and peace. The Bible also mentions lust in the following verses. Job 31.1, Matthew, Philippians, James, Peter, and John. Chastity or self-control cures lust by controlling passion and leveraging that energy for the good of others. Okay, here's the summary TLDR on lust. You need to not jerk it.

because that energy that you have pent up, that sort of nut that you have in the balls, that's supposed to be spewed onto others via goodness. So you're supposed to blue ball yourself and then ejaculate goodness on others. That's lust. Let's move on to gluttony. Gluttony is an excessive and ongoing eating of food or drink. Check.

Okay, where my eating disorder girl's at? We're in the back! ♪ And get it hopped upon it ♪ ♪ And get it jump upon it ♪ 1 Corinthians 10:31 says, "Therefore, whether you eat or drink, or whatever you do, do all to the glory of God." Additional Bible references for those that care include Psalm 78, Philippians, Proverbs, Proverbs, and 1 Corinthians.

Temperance cures gluttony by implanting the desire to be healthy, therefore making one fit to serve others. Okay? So after you've busted on everyone, you're going to go ahead and prepare a buffet. You're going to prepare a Vegas hotel style buffet for the people that you splooged kindness on. Okay? Step three, greed. Greed is an excessive pursuit of material goods.

Tic Tac Shop. Me with the Chamoy Pickle Kit. Greed is an excessive pursuit of material goods. Me with my Team U disintegrating bathing suit and my Chamoy Pickle Kit Red 40 Pickle. Okay, we're three for three right now with lust, gluttony, and greed. The Bible says the following in Hebrews 13 5. Let your conduct be without covetousness.

Be content with such things as you have, for he himself, capitals, has said, I will never leave you nor forsake you. Okay, so the lesson here is charity cures greed by putting the desire to help others above storing up treasure for oneself. Desire to help others above storing up treasure for oneself. Okay, consider this, I'm Dragonborn.

Consider this: my race, my species, are those of the dragon. I don't operate on normal human clocks and time scales, okay? I covet and hoard treasure on top of my little

my little gold coin pile, okay, with jewels and diamonds. And I'm one of those funny cartoon dragons that has one of those, the glass eye things that jewel inspectors have. You know what I'm talking about, where they put it in their eye and they have a big white mustache and they like look at it and they're like, "That's a 14 carat, darlin'. "Let's buy you a night on the town." You know those guys? And they always have aprons on. Jewelers, like just a jeweler. Above storing up treasure. Oh, I'm the cartoon dragon, yes!

I'm like the cartoon dragon because I'm dragonborn of me sitting on top of a comedically large pile of gold and jewels and treasures and I've got one of those diamond jewel inspectors and I'm looking at all my diamonds like that and my nails are painted and I'm purple and I have a yellow belly. Okay, I'm a purple dragon with a yellow belly like Spyro. Oh my god, I look like Spyro. I look just like Spyro. This is the new Spyro. Where's the old one?

♪ Death him ♪ This is like the collegiate one. Yeah, he's my Spyro. I used to have Spyro on my Game Boy. Spyro's adorable, that's what I look like as a dragon, okay? I'm not one of those like fourth wing Game of Thrones, like actual dragons with like four legs and wings and like all the spikes on their head. Like I'm this fool. This is what I look like, okay?

When I say I'm dragonborn, I have little puss wings. And you go to the dragon doctor or you play on the dragon Wii and it says that you're obese. It says you have a BMI of 1000. You have a BMI of 15,000. That's what the Wii sport told us. Okay, back to the seven deadly sins. Greed, check. Sloth. Sloth is an excessive laziness or the failure to act and utilize one's talents. What if you don't have talents?

What if you don't necessarily have talents? Sloth is an excessive laziness or the failure to act and utilize one's talents Solomon spoke of sloth in Proverbs 6:6 saying "Go to the ant, you sluggard!" We're throwing slurs, we're throwing slurs around here on number four We've landed at number four, sloth, in this beautiful list of all the seven deadly sins

This is actually going to be "Go to the ant, you sluggard!" S-L-U-G-G-A-R-D. Sluggard. That is just horrible. Oh my god, if someone called me a sluggard, I'd be suicidal! That is about the meanest thing I can think of! That's mean. Y'all, that's mean. Sluggard? "Go to the ant, sluggard!" "Consider her ways and be wise." And then they throw a live slug on my face. Look into my face!

diligence, okay, here's the lesson, diligence or zeal cures slothfulness by placing the interest of others above a life of ease and relaxation. But here's my whole thing. I want a life of ease and relaxation. Why would you purposefully deny yourself that? That has always been my biggest qualm with any form of

self-flagellating or self-minimizing religions because it's like, what, dude? Like, what? Why would I deny myself some of the pathways of joy? You know, like ease and relaxation? Hell yeah. Why would I be like, I don't deserve that. Everyone deserves that. And like good food and fucking. That's crazy. Diligence or zeal cures slothfulness.

by placing the interest of others above a life of ease and relaxation. Why? Why are you saying it's not something to cure? That just kills me. I don't get it. Wrath. Here's number five, wrath. The Bible speaks about wrath in Romans 12:19. "Beloved, never avenge yourselves, "but leave it to the wrath of God. "For it is written, vengeance is mine. "I will repay," says the Lord.

The Bible is so damn dramatic! I feel like I'm reading a damn Greek mythology story! I'm reading Percy Jackson! Not the damn Bible! Read to me! Romans 12:19. Roman Roy 12:19. "Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God. For it is written, 'Vengeance is mine; I will repay,' says the Lord." Who is the Lord gonna smite?

I'll be honest, I didn't finish the Bible. It's on my DNF. It's on my do not finish, okay? Did not finish the Bible, lost interest. No enemies to lovers, okay? Adam and Eve never make up. Patience cures wrath by one first understanding the needs and desires of others before acting or speaking.

Patience cures wrath. That's actually a good point, actually. I do like this one. This one I actually agree with. Patience cures wrath in a conversation or towards another person by one first understanding the needs and desires of others. Because life is just one big Drake and Josh episode of classic miscommunication trope. You know, like a piss-poor game of telephone games.

canonically and episodically speaking, you know? Classic Drake and Josh or iCarly or anything is just a silly miscommunication that ends up blowing up and it snowballs into absurdity, okay? That was the Nickelodeon sort of mold for the Play-Doh that was Dan Schneider Productions, okay? Envy. Envy is the intense desire to have an item that someone else possesses.

The Bible says the following in Proverbs 14:30: "A sound heart is life to the body, but envy is rottenness to the bones." That's a good one too. "A sound heart is life to the body, but envy, envy my boy, is rottenness to its bones, rottenness to its very bones." I could narrate an audiobook. I can narrate an audiobook with an entire cast of characters and I could come up with a different voice for each one.

Other biblical texts which mention envy, for all those out there interested and curious, with an open heart. For all those Broski Nation members out there with an open heart, this one's for you. Other biblical texts which mention envy include Job 5.2, Psalm, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Galatians, and James. Can you believe I know how to pronounce all those?

Kindness, here's the cure, kindness cures envy by placing the desire to help others. We're kind of getting repetitive at this point, okay? We fucking understand, we get it. Jesus. The desire to jerk off kindness on others is actually going to be the cure. Kindness cures envy by placing the desire to help others above the need to supersede them. Love that.

Absolutely adore that. Other people are not your competition. What is that Rosalía line? Rosalía, is it Saoco? A cada copia que ves, tú dale tu bendición. Y yo no quiero competir. That's it. Si no hay comparación. Okay, so in that, that's in Motomami. Is it? Yeah, it is. That's Motomami, the song. Con la cadena hasta el pie.

Okay, here it is. For each copy you see, for every carbon copy of like your archetype of woman that you see, you give them your blessing because they can't compete where they can't compare.

Right? Now, this mentality is kind of damaging because they can't compete or they can't compare. That's kind of doing a superseding rivalry, like hierarchy thing, right? Which we're not trying to do. We are trying to say there is no ranking. Okay? Can't compete where you don't compare. Because it's not a competition.

It's not a competition. Why are we comparing and competing anyway? You know what I mean? Just because another flower is beautiful does not mean your flower is not beautiful too. Different strokes for different folks. Stroke is crazy when it comes to fan fiction writing. Like his stroke. That's crazy. That's so visceral. His stroke. The stroke of his member. What am I, a med student?

the gentle caress and stroke of his member? That's what we're really doing? We can do better than that. We can do better than member. I feel like I almost said something I couldn't. Con la cadena hasta el pie de diable el corazón. No te crea que soy tu bombón lleno de licor. Ok, moto mami. Pesa mi tatami, hita lo tsunami, oh.

Okay, Motomami, final origami, crudalosa chimi. Oh, Motomami, Motomami, Motomami, Motomami, Motomami, Motomami, Motomami, Motomami, Motomami, Motomami, Motomami. Okay, the seventh deadly sin. Hoorah, hoorah, we made it to the end. Hoorah, army strong, army strong. Thank you for your service, thank you for your service, thank you for your service. Me to all the little mini me's in my brain. Thank you for your service. Purple heart, purple heart, you get a purple heart, okay?

We made it to the end of the Seven Deadly Sins fucking seven hour long bit. I have been talking and screaming about the Seven Deadly Sins for like what feels like 16 weeks at this point. We got to the end. Thank you so much for your service. Thank you so much for your service. Service to the realm. Service to the dragonborn. Nos falta uno.

Can anyone remember the final seventh deadly sin? What have we not covered? Say it on three if you can guess it. One, two, three. Pride. Yeah, for all you gay people. By the way, gay people not allowed in Broski Nation anymore. Better luck next year, okay? Better luck next year. Way!

Way too many Trixie Cosmetics pop-up shops were happening. We had got to shut that shit down. That is bad for my economy. Pride is an excessive view of oneself without regard for others, okay? Now, the Bible says the following in Jeremiah 9, 23 through 24. Jeremiah says, "'Let not the mighty man boast of his might.'"

But let him who boasts boast of this, that he understands and knows me. Okay, we're almost there, team. So let him boast of how much he fucking loves this dude. How much he loves the JC.

Pride is also mentioned in the following verses, Proverbs 8, 13, Proverbs 16, 18. You guys know these. I don't have to keep drilling them into your head. Romans, Corinthians, Galatians, and James. Humility, the solution, humility cures pride. By removing one's ego and boastfulness, therefore allowing the attitude of service. Let Christ be the corner service station of your heart.

Let Christ be the 7-Eleven service station of your heart, the Buc-ee's of your heart. If you'll just approve the funding, if you'll just approve that Christ-like funding of the Buc-ee's construction in your heart, the Buc-ee's construction in the parking lot of your heart, open your curiosity to it, okay? Service to others. Put others above yourself. I agree with that.

I definitely agree with that. Now, I think they could have switched up the plot here with the seven deadly sins. I think, you know, some of them could have been like, not about others. It could have been like, and then the dogs. You have to let him sleep in bed with you. And the animals must always have a warm fire to sleep in front of when the windows get foggy and their little noses turn wet and cold. That should have been the eighth deadly sin.

is leaving a puppy outside in the snow. Pride, envy, wrath, sloth, greed, gluttony, and lust. All right, guys, let's get started on the Hulu series. Who's going to take the seven deadly sins and cast them into a season of Big Brother and then make it an animated movie? Who's going to do that? Like what Disney did with Inside Out, but this one's the seven deadly sins. Imagine how funny that would be.

If any studios want to make that, hit me up. That's my idea. Go ahead and my email's in my bio. You can reach out to me on Instagram or TikTok. You know, I can, I'm really down to sort of workshop that with people. We could get some S tier voice acting in the cast. I would, I'd be willing to work. I'd be willing to do some of the voices, of course.

But there would be others that, you know, in some way or shape or form, I need Sebastian Stan to be on the voice acting cast. I also need Hosier, of course, my boyfriend Andrew, to be on the soundtrack for the TV show. You know, because sometimes TV shows can have good soundtracks. The Narcos soundtrack? Get into that. Oh, laundry's done. The laundry is done, everyone. So when we cast the Seven Deadly Sins animated feature short film,

And I'm co-stars with Sebastian Stan for some reason. He just fits one of the descriptions. Then we'll do a premiere. You know, we'll do a big premiere at the Broski Nation drive-in theater. And we're only serving gluten-free buns on our burgers now because guess what? I can't have gluten. You guys can't have gluten. Okay. If I can't win, no one wins. If I'm not eating good, no one's eating good. That's kind of how the rule goes. It's the golden rule, but the opposite. Okay. I treat you how I get treated. Right.

What the fuck is a Celtic knot? Eternal love. Hooray! In terms of meaning, the Celtic knot is a symbol of eternal love, representing the connection between two people and the love and loyalty that binds them together. Okay...

It also represents the interconnectedness of all living things and the continuity of life. I just started thinking about being myself yesterday, which is the Ouroboros.

It's this. It's the Ouroboros, which is the snake eating itself. I don't know if y'all have ever seen this symbol before. It's the snake eating itself. And it represents how time cannibalizes itself. And, you know, we are who we are and all that. It's also the ending and beginning of time, I think. Let's see if I was right.

The Ouroboros has many meanings, including eternity, the cycle of birth and death, eternal cyclical renewal. I love that. The transmigration of souls, the unity of opposites, self-reflection and self-transcendence, and infinity. The Ouroboros has been used across many cultures, including Norse mythology and Christianity. Yeah, so the Ouroboros is the snake devouring itself. I've always thought of it as like a rebirth sort of thing.

Someone just put this photo and put the big bold Instagram meme caption text on it and said, why is it eat itself? Is it stupid? I kept seeing other, I kept seeing memes that just said, is it stupid? Put the bow on it, the little coquette raccoon bow. Is it stupid?

It just made me laugh for some reason. I don't know. I've got this poster over here I keep looking at. It's Andor. And Diego Luna's face is really big at the top. And I look over and I always think, because I'm fucking high. I look over and I think that it's a man in my room. And it's just Diego Luna. Yeah, just Diego Luna. And what's his name from Mamma Mia? The one from Mamma Mia who had the eyes on his knees. Spin that ass over. Eyes on the knees. Stupid.

Yeah, he's the one that Bill, or is that his real name? Bill Skarsgård No, he's still in Skarsgård Who the fuck had eyes on their knees? Mamma Mamma mia There I go again Mamma mia Eyes on knees Yeah, Bill Anderson I am so smart Bill Anderson What's his name? Pierce Brosnan I did not know Pierce Brosnan was Irish, by the way

To build on what I was talking about in the last episode, I need an Irishman more than I need air or water. It's been a week and I still literally think about Irishman every single day. And now Paul Muskell's chicken shop date just came out and it's so funny and he's so charming. And Amelia is a fucking god warrior because I don't know how she sits through these interviews with these men and like holds her own.

I don't know how she does it. She's literally a god warrior. Like, to sit there and flirt with Paul Meskel. Okay? I can pronounce Saoirse right. Okay? And look at how it's spelled. Saoirse. I know what I'm talking about. Okay? Andrew Scott and Paul Meskel. I need to see that movie. I think where they're kissing on each other. They're kissing and licking and rubbing on each other. I need to check that shit out. I need to check that shit out. That shit's made for people like me.

That media is made to be consumed by people like me. Okay. Mama Mia. Mama Mia. Where was the second one filmed? The Island of Vis. Not real. That's actually not real. Oh, it's in Croatia. It is real. I was like, oh, they made up an island for the thing. Oh, no, it's real.

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again was filmed across a number of stunning regions including Croatia, Bordeaux, Stockholm, Oxford, and Hampton. The majority of scenes were shot on the Croatian island of Vis, which boasts its own unique charm with sandy beaches and white limestone cliffs. That is gorgeous. That tower above crystal clear waters. My friends have started saying this. Oh, that's real pretty. I feel like, what do you think it is? Do you think, or if something's really ugly, they'll say, oh, that's real pretty. Oh, that's real pretty.

That's a good one. Also, Nashville Cash and I FaceTime sometimes and he started doing this thing to me and I was like, that's so good. I'm going to steal it. I'll be talking. I'll be doing something and he'll do this. So I'll describe what I just did for the audio listeners. I'll be halfway through talking about something like going really fast and he'll put his finger to his lip like to be quiet like shh.

And then he'll start kind of like tracing his jawline. Like he's admiring his own jawline in the mirror. I think that is so fucking funny. I don't know. Maybe I didn't describe it well enough, but if you're like, I know, right. And then I told her, and then someone just goes, Oh, why are we being quiet? It's just a hundred percent. Absolutely. I'm addicted to it. Y'all.

Okay, I'm going to go ahead and wrap this episode up. Because I don't know. I don't know. I don't know and I'm damn sorry. Okay? I'll tell you what. That is bloody lovely. That is really...

That's me for real. That's me as fuck, dude. That is bloody lovely. Okay, subscribe to the Berserk Report channel. Rate me five stars on anything. If you're feeling Christian in this moment. I am so sorry for whatever the fuck this episode was. It was not coherent. Just babbling like a child. Just babbling.

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Kind of more warm chestnut on top. I'm kind of living, loving, laughing. Laughing largely. LOLing. Okay. Bye, y'all.