Session 11: BeKen Says Goodbye
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Hi pussies and welcome back to Therapuss. Today we have

Such a bittersweet episode for you pussies. It is Kennedy's goodbye episode. As some of you know, she has recently packed her shit up and moved to the Big Apple. We are all devastated and heartbroken, but we gave her a goodbye on Therapist, and I'm really, really excited for you to see it. My number one thing that I'm so...

sad about Kennedy not being here for is that we can't listen to Eternal Sunshine in Los Angeles together. Ariana Grande released Eternal Sunshine. She released it while I was in New York while it was raining, so there wasn't much sunshine for me to listen to it, but it's almost as if the rain set the scene a little better. My favorite part, though, about this Ariana album, and I think the reason I'm so obsessed with it, is because

She really gets dragged through the mud in the media. And, like, you can argue whether that's warranted, whether that's not warranted. I don't really care. The one thing that she undeniably has is talent. My favorite part about her is that you can hate on her all you want, but when Ari comes, she comes. And you're not not going to listen to it, and she knows that, which kind of just makes her, like, such...

like one of the ultimate pop divas of our generation. And I think that's one of my favorite things about her. Also, pussies, thank you so much from the bottom of my tentacles for selling out my very first live show.

It is on May 1st in Irvine. I'm so excited. There will be many, many more. It's going to be amazing. We're going to do some Tell Me What's Wrongs live in action. And also, while we're on the topic of Tell Me What's Wrongs, remember to submit the TMWWs to PassThatPuss.com. Go to PassThatPuss.com. Click Tell Me What's Wrong and tell me what's wrong. Names are encouraged but not required. And if you want to shoot me a phone number, you know I would never complain. Pussies, today we are in mourning.

Damn. Damn. Do you want to tell them why we're in mourning or should I? Also, if you see, what I meant to say is we're, sometimes when I get high, I fumble words. We're in all black because we are mourning. Did you wear all black on purpose? OP. Not OP, but it makes sense. Do you want to tell them why? The count is bemoving. I'm moving.

Yeah, Kennedy's moving. And, you know, when she told us back in 01, January, we were definitely really sad. I think I told you before that. Yeah, you did. But that was, like, the saddest day ever. You told me in December. Yeah, it's kind of like one of those things where you do something to, like, soften the blow. Like, I took them to get ice cream. You did take us to get ice cream. And then I, like...

She did take us to get ice cream, which we don't normally do. We don't. I like drove too. I like never drive. You never drive. I drove everyone and then we like stayed in the car for a minute. And then I was like, you guys, I have to talk about something. And I was like, what? And she was like, well, I'm moving. And it was a really harsh realization. Well, at the time it wasn't FS for sure. Yeah. It was like... It was almost for sure. IP in progress. Yeah. Then...

Ultimately, fuck.

Yeah, you're moving. I know. I'm moving to New York. But, like, she's having her New York moment. Like, that's okay. The good thing is, is that you're there all the time. We're, like, going to give bi-coastal. I can come back here all the time. And we're going to be there with her the week we move in. Yeah, you're, like, moving in. I move March 6th, and you guys are coming March 7th for our bestie, Alice. Yeah, it's her B-day. It's Alice's B-day. When's your birthday again? January? March 16th. March 16th.

So January, yes, of course. No. Pisces season has officially begun. No, I knew it was March and it just came out wrong. So it's kind of Alice and I's time to shine. It is. And we're going to go out and have some fun in New York. We're also going to go out tonight. Yeah. I'm really excited to slake tonight. Me too. If you want to know what slaking means, that means Silver Lake. Silver Lake. We're slaking. We had a pretty legendary night there. Jake and I like... I kissed a boy.

And I liked it. Anyways. But like we were in Slake and we, it was just the bar owner. We left, Jake and I, to give you context on our night. Oh, give them context.

So, like, Jake was like, I kind of have a mission. And I was like, is this fine? Whatever. Oh, yes, of course. Okay, so Jake was like. I have a mission. I have a mission. I have a mission to hook up with this guy. Mm-hmm. And I was like, if there's one thing I love, it's accompanying someone on their mission. Yeah. Like, let's go. I'll call the Uber. We're leaving, you guys. So we left Bejewels and Pepe. Yeah. And we just. Oh, and can you explain to them the ba? Oh, yes. Okay, so, like, everyone's. You've got to stop cutting her off. Really? Yeah.

Are you for serious? I'm like your submissive. Really? Yeah. Okay. Okay, so basically. No, no, like for context, the past two times I've recorded, Louise has like subtly told me to stop cutting people off. And I guess like this time she's really just had to tell me like in front of you. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay, so where were we? You're on a mission and I'm like, I'm going to be your chaperone. Let's go. I call the Uber. Oh, we were talking about buh.

It came from Julia's birthday. Do you guys know how hard it is for me not to talk? Like, I actually am not even listening because I can't speak myself. Continue. Okay. Talk about the ba. Julia's birthday in 2022. Her birthday party was Bejeweled themed.

Her birthday party was Bejeweled themed, and so Kennedy kept saying, Bejeweled, Bejeweled, Bejeweled. I invented Bejeweled. You did invent Bejeweled. And I was like, she's Bejeweled. And we were obsessed with Midnight. We were blasting Bejeweled for her. Her middle name is Elizabeth, so she is Julia Elizabeth Mervis, Gem, if you pronounce it. So Gem, like Bejeweled. Yeah, she's Bejeweled, like a gem. So anyway. And so Kennedy then started...

Kennedy then started saying, like, oh, well, it's Bacan. Yeah. And Bapag. It's Bamee. It's Bajay. And then we got dinner with our friends Badunkan and Bacol. Mm-hmm. And, um... And, like, how fun is it saying Badunkadunk? Yeah, Badunkadunk. He, at dinner, we started calling him Badunks. Mm-hmm. And so, like, it really caught on with... So, Bacan, like, was the really first one that sounds like Bacol. But, like...

That's the one that really stuck it along with, because Bejewels is already a song, so she's just Bejewels. It's not like adding a B. But Cam like stuck it and then Badunks really solidified it. Really like nail and coffin. We call him Badunks and when we see him, we go Badunkadunk. Yeah. Like watch. Yeah. I saw Badunkadunk last night at the Kings game. You did see Badunkadunk. Speaking of, I'm going to call him. I saw him in the chicken finger line. And he was like, this is uncharacteristic. And I was like, really? Okay. Then I bought him a beer. Okay, hold on.

Hello? Badunks. Badunks. Badunkadunk. Badunkadunk. What's up? We miss you so much, Badunks. I miss you guys too. Okay, you're on Therapist. You want to say hi to the pussies? Am I actually on it? Yeah. Yeah. If you're down. Hi, pussies. Okay, we were just telling them how we call you Badunks. I know, I love it. It's great. We call him Badunks, Badunkadoodle. Badunkadoodle's amazing. Okay, we'll talk. I gotta go. Go on, girl. Give us nothing. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Is he coming to dinner? Honestly, after that interaction, I don't know if he's welcome. Yeah, you're right. He's not. Okay, but long story short, he's badonk. Sorry, he's badonks. Badonkadoodle. Badonkadoo. Badonkadonk. Mm-hmm. And yeah. And then there's- And yeah. And then I would say that's where the buzz really thrived. Yeah, for sure. I don't- What other Bs do we have? Oh.

Well, there's like, I'm besleepy. Oh, yeah. Besleepy was crazy. I'm betired. We used to like really speak that way. Bespeaking. Yeah, I'm bespeaking. Yeah, bespeak now. And then like when we say like Julia's name or Kennedy's name and we name it, it's not J, it's BJ or BK. Mm-hmm. For bejeweled or beket. Mm-hmm.

So like BJ, what are you doing today? And we call my mom BJ senior. Yeah. Because my mom's name is also, well, her name's Julie, but Jules. So we call her BJ senior. We do. Well, we do. Well. Kennedy. Yeah. Where were we? What were we talking about? I was interrupting you about something. Oh, we were talking about. It was the night with the mission. Okay. So if you guys can take your minds back to what we were talking about when we were slaking. Yeah. Yeah.

When I was taking- Our first time slaking. Yes. First slake. It was a maze. It was a maze.

I get Jake in the Uber. We're like, bye girlies. Bye bejewels. Bye buffet. We're leaving. We're leaving. We're going to the next bar. We did. We showed up. We walked in the door and the guy like met us at the door. Oh, it was such a good feeling. It was like the moment. I'm so excited to slake tonight. Me too. I'm shaking. I'm so excited. I'm shaking of excitement. I've also had so much caffeine. We like really had like such a good night. Yeah. Such a good night. And we went to this bar called Tenants of the Trees.

It was everything. It was everything. We had so much fun. And I'm sure this is like any Silver Lake's person's like worst nightmare hearing. Oh, for sure. Silver Lake is like causing an earthquake and like shutting down the highway. So we can't get there. Like the Westside girlies have discovered. Yeah. But we have. But we have. And it's so fun. It stays open so late. You get to shimmy like judgment-free zone. Like, oh God, I just love it. Yeah. I mean, in our minds, it was a JFJ or JFC.

Just for judgment free zone. Judgment. J F Z. I thought you said C. No, it was like just for curiosity. Damn. Where were we? Well, we were just talking about our night, how we're excited. We were so excited. We were so excited. Why did like, but don't give me nothing.

Yeah, I'm kind of, like, still thinking about that. It's, like, giving me anxiety. Don't be anxious about it. I mean, it's not giving me real anxiety because it's the dunks, but, like, I'm still getting anxious. Oh, yeah, the reason why we're here, back to it. It's because it's hard for Kennedy to talk about, but no, I'm the least emotional one of the front group. So, like, right now, I DRC. Like, I'm so sad. No, like...

No, like, I... No, I mean, like... No, I know. I'm trying to make you feel better. No, I know. I obviously care. It's so hard for me to talk about. Like, seriously, like, I haven't even admitted that it's real until, like, probably yesterday. I came home from work crying. If we talk about it with Julia or Peyton, like, they'll cry. Like, I don't cry at most things. So, like, I'm not gonna make you uncomfortable. No. Which I, like, kind of appreciate. Yeah. You know, it's, like, nice. But, like, when we're drunk, I will. Like, in the car. Oh, that was crazy. Did we talk about that? No, I gave Kennedy a really long speech in the car. It was so cute. We were in the car with, like, ten people. Yeah.

And Jake and I were crying in the corner. We were crying. Was I crying? You were just like, maybe your eyes were wet. Yeah. You guys, I really have an issue where I can't cry. I know. Do you wish you could? Sometimes, yeah. The last time I cried was- It's kind of so therapeutic to let it out. The last time I cried was over- Really? In 2019. That's a long time ago. Yeah. I'm like, really? I know. And we can say his name because I'll just bleep it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I cried real tears that day, but it was really funny. Damn. Damn is right. Wait, did you cry after your? No, I was like kind of, I was just kind of like what WTF just happened. That was so crazy that I was in town for that. That is like the foreshadowing of like we were meant to be soulmates, soul sisters, best friends. Oh my God, you guys. Basically what Kennedy was whisper, whisper monstering about is that she was in town when I lost my virginity. Yeah. So I was visiting USC. Uh-huh.

And I just hopped on the scene and I was like meeting all Pei's friends. And I was like, oh, these are my girlies. And then Jake like disappeared on a rogue adventure and came back and was like. Yep. I was like, wait, I just lost my VG. Yeah. And I was like, whoa, this is a tentpole moment in your life. And I'm here. And so was Justin Bieber's album Justice. Yes. Which was amazing. I'll settle for the ghost of you. I'll miss you more than life.

And if you can't text to me, huh? Your memory is ecstasy. What? I miss you more than life. I miss you more than life. We do that all the time. We sing all the time. We're always besinging. We're always besinging. I'm really excited for dinner tonight. I wish I was a singer.

I know. You would be a great Basang. I'd love to go on tour. Sorry. Is the B bothering you guys? Yeah, maybe we should stop. Are we over B-A? I always think it's funny, but I don't think I'm the majority. Oh. Wow. Thanks, Louise. Thanks, Louise. Neutral. Okay. I think it's really neutral. It's kind of like our thing, too. So we need to get into our first segment. I honestly just have been forgetting to do it this entire episode. Right. Therapist. Therapist.

Yes. What are you pissed off about this week? Oh my God. What? You know how our apartment, it like rains inside. Yeah. So...

Our elevator, when it rains, like the elevator, it rains in the elevator. So you can't use it. So I can't get anything down to my car. So I'm like sweating, like trying to carry things. It's like really bad. How are you? Are you shipping stuff to New York? Yeah. Well, I'm shipping. I'm like so excited for this chapter for you. I know you're sad, but aren't you a little excited? I'm excited. It's bittersweet. That's what I say. Like you're going to live in New York. That's like insane to think about. Like what am I going to do there? I miss New York. I miss New York.

I guess I'm going back soon. Yeah. In like two weeks. And then Louise and I are also, this will be a few to know, planning a trip. For like what? First weekend of April? Love. Let's do that. Yeah. I'm excited for that. And then I, the last time I was in New York, I think was, oh, Zach's wedding.

Yeah. No, that's absolutely not true. No, you were just there last week. Oh, for Tommy Hilfiger. Yeah. I forgot about that. Right. And I think I was there before that, too. No, I absolutely was not. No, I don't think so. Okay, so that's what you're a therapist about. What I'm a therapist about is my self-diagnosed bipolar disorder. Yeah. What's going on? I don't know. Why? Okay, this is, like, something that's been happening, and you guys have probably seen, like, the peripherals of it if you're, you know, watching the stories. But...

Jake's been like spiraling. Yeah. Like a lot. Like out of the ordinary. Okay. Like we just like get these messages and they're the most like insane thing I've ever seen. Have you read them back? No. Oh, you should. They're bad. Like you have been like so manic. It's a dinner reservation. Speak on it.

This dinner reservation is fucking cursed, by the way. It is cursed, and we are going tonight because we're going. We're going, Jake. Don't worry. We're attending. The issue is the dinner reservation. I don't communicate. You don't. You made the plan by yourself. I just think.

And got really mad because me, we had plans last weekend, a separate dinner plan. And you just, we told you about it. We told you about it. And then you disregarded it and made a separate plan and didn't consult anyone. And then freaked out. Freaked out when we were planning. It was mania. You were like being so insane in the group chat. And I was just like, I can't. And you guys, the same thing happened tonight. Same exact, rinse and repeat thing.

You use the same words. You were being like. It was really bad. And so I sent. I sent. I was working and doing things. And my phone is like. Should I? Should I read them? And you're like, are you guys? Should I read them the message? Maybe read a couple highlights. Okay. Let me read the notes app apology I have written. Okay. That was co-drafted with his therapist. On the phone with me. Who called him Regina George. Yeah.

Hi, guys. I'm really sorry for the way I've been acting lately. I was talking to my therapist, and I need to take responsibility. I get easily triggered because of everything that happened in high school, and I know I need to work through that, and I'm sorry I take it out on you guys. It's no excuse, but I just have a serious fear of people leaving me, and I love you guys and really don't want you to leave. So then I get angry as a defense mechanism to stop it, and I'm really sorry.

Kennedy responded. I responded first. Break the ice because Julia left the room. Kennedy responded. Hold on. I need to find this. Kennedy responded. Love you, Jake. Sorry for delays. I'm having a busy work morning, but appreciate you saying this. Love you all so much. And Peyton goes, we love you. This seriously can't keep happening. Ha ha ha.

Yeah. Oh, the craziest part was. And Peyton said, like, that was really not okay. Worse than last week. And Julia said, and then Peyton said, over again. It's like so crazy. It's crazy. What? No, it's crazy. It's crazy. That's bad.

Oh, so yeah. Anyway, that's something to be therapist about. Yeah, my mania. Wait, I was about to say something too regarding my mania and I literally forgot. I derailed you. No, it's okay. But I had to tell them the truth. It was about the restaurant that we're going to tonight. I can't believe we're going. What are you going to get to drink? I don't know, but I'm deaf drinking now.

At first I wasn't gonna drink and like after my baby. - I hate when you do that. - Yeah. - I just don't like when you do that. - Erykah, tell me. - Yeah, well like just drink. Have a cocktail, it's a Friday night. You're 24 years old, have a cocktail. - I agree, I agree. - Why are we like panicking about that? - Julia and I really panic. - You do, it's crazy, just like relax. It's not that serious. And we don't. - Everything is so serious.

It's really not. Like, nothing. Oh, can you explain to the pussies? Sorry, enough about us fighting. Now let's talk about us spending time together. What do we do every Sunday? We have John Day. What's John Day? John Day is when I hang out. Well, it's not about me. When we all hang out with Jake, Julia, and John. Our J's.

And so we call it John Day. John Day. And then there's John Day, which is Monday. Yeah. And actually that originated because of the long weekend last weekend. Yeah. And so it's John Day, J-O-N-D-A-Y. And then like very rarely we'll get a Jatter Day. We'll very rarely get a Jatter Day because like he's usually with his friends. Yeah. And like being and doing his John Day. Yeah. Okay. Well, I guess maybe we should finally get into the tell me what's wrongs. I'm down. Okay. Okay.

So enough about us. Are the numbers, are there any numbers in this or just on this? Okay, then you know what? Maybe we should call a few pussies. Let's jingle. Hi, it's Jake. Jake Shane. Jake Shane. Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, can you accept? I can't see you. Wait, were you actually, your nails are so cute. Hi, Corp, Courtney, Hope, and Molly. Wait, I love you guys. Are you guys pre-gaming to go out?

I knew you were pre-gaming. I knew it. I knew it. Oh, I'm jealous. Oh, you guys, you're loyal pussies. No, wait, I'm with my best friend, Kennedy. Say hi. Hey, you can do whatever you want. The 10th. Okay, do you want to say hi to the pussies? You're on therapist right now. Do you want to say hi to the pussies? Hi, pussies. Should we do one more?

They were so lovely. I love them. And their pre-gaming, like, epic energy. That one was so fun, though. Court and her friends were so fun. Do you think they're in college? They are, of course, in college. Oh, my God, of course. They had a key around their neck, I saw. Oh, damn. I loved them. Obsessed with them. Okay. Well, that was so fun. That was so fun. That, like, made me laugh so hard. I'm, like, in such a good Friday giggly mood. I know. And we're going to slake now. We're going to slake.

We're going to slay. And it's going to be amazing. We're going to pregame. We're going to pregame just like they did. Okay, well, should we get into the tell me what's wrongs? Yes. You know, I've like honestly been forgetting about them lately. Yeah? Why? Because I've been so into the phone calling. Yeah, I do like the phone calling. Super fun. Okay. My guy best friend kissed me this weekend after we confessed feelings for each other. I later recognized I do not in fact have feelings for him and was just confused. The kiss was bad and now I don't know how to tell him.

Kennedy, I'm going to let you take the reins with this one. Oof. Okay. This is tough. Okay. That was like a roller coaster. I was so excited for them. It was like friends to lovers story arc. Right. And then bam. Done. Nothing. Right. It's tough with a guy best friend. Like there are lines of sometimes you're like, oh my gosh, I think I love this person. But it's like, it's just because you're friends. Right. It's just friendship. Right. Like sometimes I'm like, oh my God, I love Peyton so much. It's just like she's my best friend. Right. Doesn't mean I should like kiss her. Yeah. Yeah.

So there's like a level of comfortability. It honestly sounds like she was drunk. Yeah. It sounds like she was drunk. Like a little bit of like a drunk night. You want to test the waters. And then like the water was super cold. The water's super cold. Ice cold. And she doesn't know how to tell him. I don't know if you should unless he brings it up again. But like he's obviously going to bring it up again. Yeah. Because you're friends and you probably see each other a lot. And like you hang out. Maybe just be like, oh, that's so awkward. Tisa. Tisa. That is so awkward. I just feel like.

This is why I say all the time, I'm not drinking this weekend. We always do shit like this. And they do too. Last weekend, I'm going to be honest with all of you, was the darkest weekend of my life. I mean. That hangover was, I've never had a hangover be so unfunny. We didn't go to sleep. So we were like, no. We woke up like.

No gas in the tank. No gas in the tank. Like, nothing was funny. Yeah, it wasn't. I wasn't, like, it just wasn't. No, because I was, like, tired and, like. It wasn't it. Mm-hmm. Ooh. Ooh. But we had so much fun. Do you find it hard to, like, switch segments? Yeah. I find it hard, too. Because now I'm just talking about us again. Now I want to talk to Courtney again. Yeah. She was so amazing. Oh, I love Court. Okay, wait. We should probably get back to this girly. Oh, fuck. Sorry. Okay. I just don't.

It's a rock and a hard place. Like, I don't know. I don't know. The right thing to do, the proper response to this would be ignore the situation until it goes away or becomes background again and revisit it then. And then if you want to think, how should I what should I do when I do revisit it? Then you just kind of have to say you tried something. You both like put yourselves out there like, I don't know, you live and you learn and you're both going to get past it. And like, maybe it was awkward for him, too.

Yeah. You don't know how he's feeling. So true. Like... So true. Okay. So how do we help? I don't... What do we prescribe for this? I know. I'm, like, at a loss of prescriptions. I'm trying to think of, like, there must be something where, like, the guy... Fuck. Okay. I'm really... I'm thinking. I'm almost there. I'm almost there. I'm almost there. I'm almost there. Rub the temples. I'm almost there. Okay. Ow. Something about...

Like we tried it. It may be kind of like when Blair and Dan get together. I was just thinking girl. That's where my head was. Cause they are switching around and they're all still friends. They're like family. And like Blair and Dan end up hooking up and they're like, Ooh, this is weird. Or I'm pretty sure they dated for a second. They did. So, okay. Well I'll put you where I'd be gossip girl. I agree. Like life, do it for the plot type of vibe. Like, you know,

It's fine. We're young. Like, things happen and friendships survive. Okay. Now that we're done with this question. Friendships do survive. They do. They do. If they're meant to be. Yeah. And ours is. Now that we're done with that question, I want to talk about my impending nose job. What? So, I have a deviated septum and I'm not just saying that. I was listening back to this interview I did with Forbes and...

My nose, you could hear the whistle throughout my... Could you hear that, Louise? Have you ever listened to that interview? Not in the interview, but you do whistle. Let's just, like, do it for a second. Ready? Oh, yeah. When we have sleepovers, I hear it. I just remember. That's a deviated septum. I think. I think I should get it, like...

Well, I don't know about that, but I would like to get the septum. What is that called? Undeviated. Undeviated. I'm serious. My voice is so nasally. You know what, Louise? That's what we're going to do this week is I'm going to make an appointment with a doctor. A doctor. A doctor. A badoc. A badocadoc. Speaking of, I miss badonk. Same. Badonkadonk. Badonkadonk. Badonkadonk. Badonkadonk. Oh, and baal. Baal.

- How did we forget about Baal? - Oh my God, Baal, B-A. - And Bepist. - Bepist? - Like we always say Bepist. Did I just make that up? - You made it up. First time I'm hearing of this. - All right, well let's go to the next one. What do I do if I have a boyfriend but I also have a work boyfriend?

I have feelings for my work boo and I know that he feels the same way back. Mind you, he also has a girlfriend that hates me because she knows. Are we just hoes or should we link? Well, girl, you probably shouldn't link. You shouldn't link. Don't shit where you eat. Yeah, what does that mean? Don't shit where you eat. Don't hook up with work people. Really? You believe that? Yeah. Work is work. Life is life. You agree? Agree. You think that? I honestly, it's a strong temple of my belief system.

Okay. I just think like, why do that to yourself? You're at work to work and make a living and like focus on work things that aren't like kissing people and like, you know, it's, I feel like it's just distracting. It's,

It's a recipe for disaster, honestly. Yeah. And you guys don't probably like each other. You just like that it's, like, forbidden fruit. It's also kind of like when you go on a trip with someone and suddenly they start to become attractive. Yeah, 100%. Or when you're at the airport and you're like, damn, that boy is so cute. Yeah, but it's just because you're at the airport. And he's the only one your age. Yeah. Fuck. I'm, like, so excited to go to the airport. And I know that sounds so crazy. But, like, I get, like, so... I, like...

Love my airport sweats. I love my airport poetry. I love taking an edible. I love your airport poetry. Like, it's such a vibe for me. My, like, one year ago today was me picking you up at your old apartment and carrying your big suitcase into my car. Like, I miss traveling. I miss traveling.

Oh, by the way, you have to come out to LA for the live show. Yeah. When's that again? May 1st. May 1st. Okay, period. Well. Well, I'll be here. Well, now that you're going to be gone and stop me if like you don't want to talk about this. Okay. Like just literally say stop. Okay. Can we just talk about how much I love your boss here? Yes, we can talk about it. Can we talk about it? Yeah. Can I say her name? Yeah, say her name. Bajoice. Bajoice. Bajoice.

I love Kennedy's boss so much. Can you tell them about like our love? Yeah. So my boss is like...

And she... Her name's Joyce and we call her Bajoice. Yeah. And she like leans into it too. She leans in. She's like, I'm Bajoice and you're McKenna. Yeah. And she like is down for like a work face time. Like she is like down to play. She's such a vibe. She made us such a good environment for you. Yeah. Like you'll look back on LA and be like, I loved my boss. I loved my friends. I loved my job. Yeah. And I loved my girls. Exactly. Those are like all two different variations of the same thing. Of the same thing. Yeah. But like I love it all. Yeah. And that's exactly how I feel. Yeah.

Love you, Bajoys. Feeling so lucky. I'm so excited to give Joyce a shout out. I know. Me too. I feel like she'll be really excited. Yeah. Bajoys. Bajoys. Bajoys. Bajoys. Bajoys. Bajoys.

Yeah, so anyway, she's amazing. Loves Jake, loves my friends. And I saw her at a work event once. Yeah. And I ran up to her and I was like, she was like, I'm Bajoys. I think she said, I'm Bajoys. And you were like, I'm Bajake. Yeah. And then you sent me a selfie. Oh, I love her so much. Love her so much. So like, that's an amazing like part of life. Life on friends. Yeah. Okay, so what do we prescribe this girl? Oh my God. The girl who wants to get with her colleague. Yeah. Yeah.

Can I prescribe you? No, that doesn't make sense. Can I prescribe? I know this relationship ends up. No. Set it up. Have you seen that movie? No, what's that about? It's about like these two like CEO vibes and both their assistants are like drowning in work and they think that their lives would be a little easier if their bosses had a significant other. So they like set them up.

And it goes, like, it kind of burns in flames and they don't end up together. Oh, that's a perfect prescription, Kennedy. So, like, just, you shouldn't do that. Yeah, set it up. It'll burn in flames. Don't set it up. Don't set it up. Okay, that's what we prescribe. Yeah. The whole I don't chase, I attract thing is not working for me anymore. How do I get a boyfriend? Dash Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Oh, sometimes Ken and I are really in unison and that was just one of the times that we- That was bad. Should we do it again? Mm-hmm.

Amy. I'm so sorry that the chase, you don't chase, you attract thing isn't working for you, but that's because I think you're still chasing. Yeah. And I think you're trying to force it in a way that it's not like authentic. Like you got to believe it. Yeah. You got to look in the mirror. Okay. Also like Jake and I are both single. So like. Yeah. Let's start there. But like we chase, but we say we don't chase, we attract, but we chase. But it's not authentic. I mean, if you attract, I chase pretty hard. Yeah.

I run in circles. I don't really know what's happening with me. I mean, it's a reason why we're slaking tonight is because I'm chasing, not attracting. Yeah, you're chasing. And then when I think I'm like not chasing and I'm attracting, like I'm like technically chasing because like I'm attracting with the purpose of chasing. Exactly. Do you know what I mean? Yes.

Like, it's not authentic. You're pretending. You're saying the words, but you're not walking the walk. I prescribe girls on HBO. Okay, love. It's me, Shosh. We prescribe girls in every episode. Like maybe a song. There's got to be a song. Just Like Magic. What's that about? I don't know that one. Just like magic. I don't know.

Okay. So Louise is speaking in from the sidelines to prescribe you Just Like Magic by Ariana Grande. Because I've been told I prescribe girls too much. Yeah. And also, I think, what about like a good get on the mantra TikTok? Like talk to your phone and be like...

Oh, can we, should we tell the story? Yeah. About Peyton and when she did that to her phone. When she talked to her phone and then she got what she wanted? Yeah. Yeah. So Peyton, Kennedy, Julia, I think we were, Brett, Peyton, I think we were all at the farmer's market. And. That was insane. This really, really, really hot guy walked by us. And I think he was wearing, what was, was he wearing like a turtleneck? Gray sweats, right? Gray sweats. Super, like super basic outfit. Super basic. And Peyton was like, how the fuck am I supposed to find this guy? Right.

She speaks into her phone. So then her Raya hears. So her Raya hears. She goes, man, Brentwood Farmers Market, gray sweats, brown hair. Brown hair, tall. Tall. Brentwood, Brentwood. Brentwood, Brentwood. Gray sweats, gray sweats. And sure as fuck, he showed up on her Raya. First one up there. Yep. Four hours later. Yep.

Insane. Insane. So get on like manifestation TikTok. They'll give you some good tips. Yeah. And speaking. Yeah. Just speak into your. If you're not. Yes. Say to your phone manifest manifest. Yeah. You should do that. Well what did we prescribe them?

Louisa's song. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And a journal. Would these icks stop you from talking to someone who, oh, this is so fun. This is like a game. Oh, my God, love. Oh, it's her life, though. Oh, I didn't realize. Would these icks stop you from talking to someone who is about a 7.5 out of 10 attractiveness-wise? Ready? Damn. Number one has an Android.

I would, that would halt my behavior. Yeah. Like if they have any, like one, if that hasn't been like, it would just be hard for me to text in green. And like, that's just, I agree. I don't care. Yeah. I don't care about your phone. Your phone can be whatever the fuck you want. I think the way Apple's got people is that I am addicted to iMessage. My nose is so itchy. Damn.

I can't stop. Have you noticed the entire episode? Yeah, you had a booger before we started. Not anymore. Yeah. I'm on BD. Booger duty. You are on BD. Number one, has an Android. Yes, that would stop me from talking to someone. Send me out the door. Yeah, same. Like the only person I know that has an Android. We're really stuck on the Android. Yeah, sorry. Two, played the guitar for me and sang not well. God. Oh.

No, that's a crime. This guy has no redeeming qualities. Oh, my God. Three, prefers to text on Insta than snap our messages. Well, why do you think that is? It's because he has an Android. It's because he has an Android. And he's like stuck in middle school. Four. Oh, there's more. Oh, God. Doesn't have a TV or watch any kind of movies or TV. We can't prescribe anything to this guy because he's helpless. Except you have to stop talking to him.

Five, was wearing the same shirt that he posted on Insta when we hung out. Ooh, that's an ick I didn't even know I had. Wait, wearing the same shirt? Oh my God, that makes me sick to my stomach. Wait, can you say that again? I'm having trouble. Like, he obviously has like two Instagram photos. And when she hung out with him, one of the shirts in said Instagram photo was the shirt he was wearing on the date. Wow. That part. Because he's definitely like, this is my good shirt. Yeah. Which is like...

Nick, I didn't know I had. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. I can't. I'm sorry. Also, like, is he in, like, eighth grade? My sister doesn't have people's phone numbers anymore because they just Snapchat. Well, he doesn't Snapchat. He only Insta messages because he has an Android. Because if he were to Snapchat, then he would Snapchat and you could tell when you type on Snapchat that it's an Android. Instagram is the only safe place for Android users. Yeah. Seriously. Yeah.

Damn. Okay. Barely. If you Instagram story, that's how I know. I know. That's how I know it too. So I'm going to prescribe him an iPhone. I'm just going to be, I'm going to be real. Yeah, but we're not, we're talking to her. Oh, I prescribed her to stop talking to him. Yeah. I'm sorry. Yes. And say that shit with your chest and be your own fucking best. Say that shit with your chest. Keep it in the snacks. Yes. And.

Wow. Wow. We're so talented. Okay. I'm the coworker fucker. I told him I wanted to get. That's really full circle. Yeah, we're back. We're back. I told him I wanted to keep seeing him and he said yes. I feel like he's basically in love with me, not going to lie. Now the motherfucker is acting weird because don't shit where you eat. Agreed. Now you have to see him every day. And that sucks. Why would you do that to yourself? But you know what? The thought of the dick.

It'll take you places. It'll take you places. Kids that don't want to go. I prescribe The Office. Yeah, good. Love. Should we do more? Yeah. Okay.

I've been seeing this guy for about four months now and I'm 18 and he just turned 20. Okay, I feel like that's a fine age gap. Fine. Right? Yeah. Totally. It's gotten pretty serious and he even told me he loved me. I let him meet my parents and they love him. Well, I ended up Googling his name one day and it came up that he's a convicted felon. No! Damn. Damn. My parents don't want me to see him anymore. Valid. Valid. But I still love him and have been seeing him behind their back. Help. Well, stop. Yeah. Yeah.

But I do have a prescription. Okay. Really quick. Fuck, what book was it? It's a book. Oh, this is our first book we're prescribing. Ring the bell. Ring the bell. Seriously. Yes. Ring. We're reading. Okay, we're ringing. Okay. Wow. My arm hurts. Sorry, my egg hurt. My ears hurt because it's ringing so loud. Okay, your eggs hurt. Yeah. My nipples hurt.

Do you remember when my nipples started bleeding the other day? Uh, no. Okay, continue. Okay. Sticky boobs before the PCA. Yeah, guys, if you want to know about my breastises, we knew that they were a pee problem before the PCA, so Louise ordered sticky boobs for me to put on. Yeah. And I eventually ended up just doing a t-shirt because someone said the sticky boobs would make it look like... More breasty. Yeah, like I have breastises. Mm-hmm.

It would, like, give, like, bra. Like, actually, like, bra. But, like, in the end, I needed a bra. Yeah. So, like, no one won. They were, like, fresh for Milken. Anyway, what were you saying? It's called Heartbones by Colleen Hoover. And it is literally about the same thing. I feel like every book is written by Colleen Hoover. Every book I've ever read, yeah. But it's called Heartbones. It's amazing. It's literally about the same thing. She falls in love with this guy. Well, yeah.

Hope you're not reading Heartbones. But it's similar to this. Let me tell you. So we're prescribing Heartbones. Yeah. And also like maybe listening to your parents. Yes. Always listen to your parents. Most of the time. Always. The call is coming from inside the house with this one. My friend only talks about herself and says the same things over and over. It gets so annoying. Whenever I try to bring up myself or something about me, she changes the subject and ignores me.

I can't speak on this because I am your friend. In my experience, you have to just tell this person what you need from them. Like, if I need a friend who might be, like, similar to yours, you just have to tell them. You have to boss them around. You have to tell them what they're doing is unacceptable. Yeah, like, for what works with me is they're like, you're not listening to me right now. And I'll be like, you have to listen. Yeah. And they'll listen. And I'll listen.

So we prescribe. Authority. Wait. Therapist. My podcast. Oh, yeah. And maybe the episodes with like. Do you see how I just made that about myself? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe the episode with like Jules and Pei. Yeah, Jules and Pei. Yeah, that's a great one. Because they check you. They check me. They do. Check. Mate. Say that shit with your check. Mate. Mate.

Okay, let's sing a song before we leave. Also, what did we learn today? Because I learned that you're going to, I learned that like, I'm actually really excited for like, well, I'm so sad that you're moving to New York. I'm really excited for you. That's what I learned. Thanks, Jake. I learned so much. I learned. Well, I guess I already knew that. Sorry. I learned to stop interrupting you. That's a good one. I guess it's a learning in progress situation. Your turn. A lip. Learn in progress. Yeah, it's a lip. That's a lip. Okay, well, what did you learn? I

I learned that people need to stop hooking up with their coworkers. Yeah. Do you know the words to I Quit Drinking yet by Kels? Or not yet? We used to be. Yeah, wait. I just have to pull them up. Yeah. Do you know every lyric? Yeah. Okay. So we're going to sing I Quit Drinking by Kelsey Ballerini. Kelsey B. Obsessed with her addicted. I played this song in the car for Jake and it kind of changed lives. Okay. Ready? Yeah. We used to be.

The life of the party, the body, dance the night away. Drink the fuck. I feel like we should do one that I know. Okay. The climb? Yeah. I can almost see it. That dream I'm dreaming. But there's a voice inside my head saying, Kennedy, don't leave yet. Every step I'm taking.

♪ Every move I make feels lost with no direction ♪ ♪ My faith is shaken ♪ ♪ But I, I gotta be strong ♪ ♪ Just keep pushing us ♪ ♪ There's always gonna be another mountain ♪ ♪ I'm always gonna battle ♪ ♪ Yes, sometimes I got to lose ♪ ♪ And go, till I get there ♪ ♪ Ain't about what's waiting on the other side ♪

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep on moving. Keep climbing. It's all the cloud faith. Keep going. Did you guys like it? Headphone users, are you okay? Yeah, you're both tomatoes. Sometimes Jake and I also make up dances for them. Yeah, we do make up dances. You kind of probably saw it, but if we're standing up, we could do a little. We could do a little move and be shake. Okay, well, everyone, zoom in on Ken.

Come here, girls. And say your final parting words to the pussies before she leaves for New York. And, like, what the pussies have meant to you while you've been in L.A. Because I feel like the pussies have really changed your life as well. They are pivotal in my L.A. experience. And I think it's been so cool to be along for your journey. And, like, it's just so special to see you shine and to, like, see how everyone, like, loves to watch you shine. And it's just so amazing. Oh, my God. I feel like I'm going to die.

No, don't cry. Don't cry because I can't cry and then it'll be awkward. That'll be awkward. Yeah. I almost just started crying. Okay. My words to you are I will literally see you once a month. Yes. But like I don't have words yet because I don't know what life's going to be like without you.

I don't know what life's going to be like without you guys. Like, every single day. Like, it could be a good day, a bad day. And, like, we just have the best friends in the world. And we all hang out. We love to hang. But we're going to be FaceTiming a lot. Yes. We're not going to FaceTime you so much. One of our best traits is our ability to text frequently. Yeah. For better or for worse. Right. We're be texting. Do you want to give a final goodbye, pussies? Yes. Yes.

I love you guys. Thank you for having me on. And you guys just like, you bring the vibe and the spark and all the fun. So. Well, pussies, say goodbye to Kennedy, but you will see her when I bring Therapus to New York, hopefully soon. Therapus in the city. Therapus in the city. And oh, your session's up. I'm so sorry, pussies. I love you so much. I will see you next week. Put your tents up. Put your tents up. Tents up. Sparkle.