Session 05: Reneé Rapp
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Hi pussies and welcome to session five of Therapus. Last week we had on Brett and Kennedy and the week before Tate McRae, which was amazing. Today we have a very, very, very exciting guest, one of my close friends, the

Really?

Really and truly. She also just made her SNL debut. She sung Snow Angel off of Snow Angel. And she sang Not My Fault with Megan Thee Stallion from Mean Girls, the movie, the musical. It was fucking incredible. Like,

Actually, no words. Her voice is like from the gods. I feel like I don't even need to hype her up that much because her voice does it all for her. Like just everything. She's everything. But before we get into that, I wanted to thank you guys for listening to the past four episodes. Seriously, I have so much fun chatting with you guys on YouTube at the premiere every Wednesday at nine. So yeah, if you haven't,

Me and the Pussies chat on the YouTube premiere page every Wednesday at 9 p.m. Pacific, midnight Eastern. Come join us if you so please. And as a reminder, submit Tell Me What's Wrong to PassThatPuss.com and I will hopefully answer it on the show. Okay, you guys. She is finally here. Oh my God, why am I nervous? Okay, she is finally here. Renee, welcome to this.

Oh my god. Thanks, baby. I'm so excited to have you here. I'm so happy to be here with you. Oh my god. This was the first thing on my calendar originally, like last December, so a couple months ago. And this is what I was looking forward to when I came back to the States. I was like, this. It was this. Like, SNL was fun. However, this was like what I was looking forward to. I have been freaking out looking forward to this, like prepping this episode for like a week straight. Like, beyond excited. Yeah.

Like, I'm like, like, I don't even. Oh, my God. Why am I so excited? As if I don't see her, like, every other week. I know. I know. I'm like, all of, all we're doing is, like, Jake, Julia, and I will just, like, hit in our group chat. Like, they'll be like, ugh. Who's miserable? So pissed today. Yeah. Who's not okay? And we're all like.

Yeah, someone sent a photo of them crying. Probably not me because I don't cry, but... It's definitely me. It's definitely you or Julia. It's me and Jules. It's you and Jules crying. Yeah. Well, speaking of pissed off, why don't we intro our first segment, Thera Pissed. And this is the first time we're doing this, but this is just a safe place to talk about things we're angry about. Yeah. So is there anything you were pissed about this week? Well, I'm so angry.

Period. I'm so pissed this week. What day is it today? Thursday. Oh my god. Well, I mean a couple things. Well, recently, I don't... I'll just start, you know. I'll talk in like...

Things that I do for work or like press or whatever like just as I will talk to in person you guys like there's no like Switching my kind of like demeanor or whatever like I would talk to somebody who's 92 the same way I would talk to somebody who's like 18 like a bitch. Oh my god. Yeah, and like that's just what it is so recently I've been getting pissed off because there's like a lot of like

Like, people, well, actually, nah, it's just, like, these, like, older people. I, like, always have, like, a joke that I'm, like, ageist. Right. And, like, somebody, like, took it really seriously and took it to heart. And I was, like, yeah, that's exactly why I'm ageist. Yeah. Because it was, like, this, like, older woman being, like, I'm really offended by this.

To your face or like online? No, like online. Like my friend sent it to me and was cracking up laughing. Was it like a video? I think so. Yeah, no, no, definitely. Yeah. And I was cracking up laughing and I was like, this is, I think, the funniest shit I've ever seen because this is exactly why I don't like y'all motherfuckers. I was like, you are shitting on a younger girl.

Point in case, bitch. Point in case. I was like, go ahead. So that pissed me off. But that was more honestly just funny. Yeah. It's so funny. But what I do mean is like...

I'm not ever just going to respect my elders. Do you know what I mean? Totally. Like, I'm not doing that. Like, just because you're older than me doesn't mean I have to respect you. I think that's like a new wave smart thing to do. I'm saying. I'm like, just because you're older than me, like, you could still be an asshole. Right. I'm going to call you an asshole. Right. Like, what am I supposed to respect, like, Donald Trump just because he's, like, 50 years my senior? I'm saying. I'm like, fuck that motherfucker. Exactly. So, okay. So that...

Still reigns true. What else pissed me off? I just... Oh my fucking God, bro. Did you see my spam account before I got here? Like maybe an hour ago? Oh wait, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't see that, but I saw your one the other day about elementary school. What did I see? Where you say like people from high school sharing photos of you and you were like, stop. Yes, because I was like...

Do you know how fucking weird that is? Yeah. And for me, it wasn't even people that I like went to school with or knew in my childhood. It was like people that I knew when I was like 19 or like 18 who had videos of me like whether we're like singing together or doing some shit like that. Mind you, I'm like, these are full blown adults. I'm like, why are you posting anything that has to do with me? You don't know me. You don't know me. You don't know me. I don't know you. I don't know your middle name. I don't give a fuck what your middle name is. And you don't know mine. And that's OK. Right. So don't post me.

It just was weird. I'm like, we're not cool. Right. Like, we're not cool. Like, we're not friends. Yeah. Like, if you would like to take this moment to highlight yourself, like, why don't you go ahead with that? Because you obviously, like, love it. Why don't you just, like, plug your own shit on, like, a picture of me that's like this? Yeah. Like, which you might as well fucking do. Might as well do. What else pissed me off? Well, what was your thing an hour ago that I didn't say? Well, my thing an hour ago was just, like, a general just being, like...

Our Haydovich who's just like out for blood for no reason. Yes. Like you...

And I mean this so disrespectfully. You can shut the fuck up. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Like, I don't like when people act stupid or act like, oh, I don't really know what you're talking about, da-da-da-da-da, if you've called them out for something or if someone has called them out for something. I'm like, no, you know exactly what the fuck you did. Yeah. I'm like, why don't you own it and double down on it? Right. Because then at least you have respect for them. Exactly. Yeah. At least I could have...

You respect for their honesty. Yeah, so I'm just like, at least be truthful. What else? So much has been pissing me off recently. This is a great way to debut this segment. Well, I'm like, do you want the short list? No, we have all day.

Not to be toxic, but I, like, live for when you get pissed off. No. Okay. So, recently, I've been hearing this from friends of mine. And I think it's just because, like, for me, like, I am a fierce protector of myself and the people around me. And so, like, I think it comes across as, like, funny. It is. It does come across as, like, very funny. Yeah. But I mean that shit. Yeah.

I meant every fucking word. Right. Yeah, I meant every fucking word. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

I was pissed off about something else this morning, but I can't remember what. Sometimes I piss myself off. Yeah. I was watching an episode of The L Word the other day. Oh, how's that? You were watching that last time I saw you? Yeah. Well, I mean, it's amazing, but I'm like in distress. Yeah. I'm like not doing well. I've never watched it before. Where does it take place? In LA. No way. And it's like a group of like a bunch of like gay girls and gay people and like lesbians who are just like...

It's the most intense, like, crazy, like, gay, like, worlds intertwining story ever. And so sometimes it's a touch triggering to the heart. Yeah. And in, like, the season finale of...

In the last episode of season one, in the finale, it's just really fucking intense. And so I got so sad the other day. I was so anxious for like 12 hours. Good TV does that to you. No, I'm like unwell about it. And so now I'm deep into season two and I'm doing okay. Wait, it's on Showtime, right? Yeah. It's on Paramount. That's a lie. It's on Hulu. But it's now, I think, owned by Paramount and Hulu. Well, yeah. To me, that's all the same shit. It's all the same. It's all owned by like Disney.

It's all owned by Disney. It's all owned by Disney. We're owned by Disney. We're owned by Disney. I'm trying to think about what pissed me off today. Yeah, what pissed you off today? Well, do you know what we've been doing every time our stomach hurts? Like, we've nimbed it. So we say, now my... Because now my tummy hurts. T-H. Moth. Yeah.

Now meth. Yeah. Now meth. So maybe that pissed me off, my stomach hurting. But you know what? Nothing really pissed me off today because you are here. And I'm just so excited to see you. I love you. Even your pissed offness brightens everyone else's day. So I'm just so excited to have you here. I love you, baby. I love you more. Oh.

I'm so happy you're here. I also, just for context sake, I haven't, we haven't seen each other in two months. Two months. Which is a long time. That's a long time for us. Yeah, because you were away, I was away. Then you were just, she was New Yorking all up the walls. And I was New Yorking, and now I'm home. How much better, and I don't know if you agree with this, is the gay scene in New York.

Okay, so, like, all my, like, gay, like, boys. Yeah. All my babies are in New York. Yes, that's what I'm, yes. Yes. And all my gay girls. Are here. Or gay days are here. I, like, found my group of friends in my, like, gay and, like, queer group of friends once I moved here. Right. Just, like, being the time in my life that I'm in. Yeah. And then when I started dating, like, um.

Only like girls. Then I like kind of found like my group. Your friends are awesome. Good group. Good group. You know who do I love? Who do you love? What's her name? Cassidy? Yes! Cassidy! Yes! I was just texting Cass and Scarlett. I fucking love Cassidy so much. She's the best. I had a good night with her that time. Cass is beautiful.

The greatest. The greatest of all time. Cass is the greatest. Cass and my friend Scarlett are dating. You met Scar, right? Yes, lovely. So they're dating because we were all out. Was it the night we went out?

No. No, this was a couple months ago. Okay. But it's always a problem when all of us are out together, especially me and Scarlett, because we're very, like, we're feisty. Yeah. And we're, like, the, like, of the group, and Cass and, like, everybody else is very, like, pulling everyone back. But Cass and Scarlett are dating because I'm just airing out their relationship, I guess. We do not have to put that in if you don't want to. All right. No, run it up. I love them. Oh, okay. No, they're perfect. But they're dating. I want love.

It is coming for you. I think it's coming for me, too. I mean, every time I'm with you, I find I hooked up with a guy. Do you remember that? Yes. Do you remember that? That was crazy. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm thinking of something different. I'm thinking of in New York with me, you and Julia, who you were. Wait, I just want to make something abundantly clear. I just want to make something very fucking clear. Julia goes, I went to go.

Do something? I think I went to go get my phone because I was like, I'm in the middle of a conversation. I was like, I can't be away from my phone. I'm like, I need my phone. I need my phone. We're like an after party. That was the best night of my life. So much fun. I need to know what you remember right now. But all I remember is like, I said to Jules,

I was, or no, Julia was like, oh, Jake's like with this like boy. And I was like, you're fucking kidding me. And then I, didn't I like text our group chat? And I was like, are you with this boy right now? And you were like, shut up. You're like, yes. And then the next morning I was like, good morning, princess. And I said, oh, good morning. Good evening. I have not gone to bed. No, that's right. In his sweatshirt. In his sweatshirt. And you want to know the worst part about that? Tell me. I had my own sweatshirt.

And I left my sweatshirt there and asked for his. Just to be like... Just to take it. Yeah. I don't think that's the worst part. I actually think that's kind of brilliant. Are you ready to get into the tell me what's wrongs? I'm very excited to get into the tell me what's wrong. Tell me what's wrong. Still seeing if that one will stick. Tell me what's wrong. My brother just broke... Oh, so we're going to read it and then we'll...

I just realized I haven't explained this to you. No, but I know. Explain it to me for the sake of... Well, like, prescribe something. Yes. Like, whatever you think. My brother just broke up with his girlfriend. She took it hard and tried hitting him with his car. But I think I'm developing a little crush on her. Maybe I'm into crazy. Should I pursue this crush? Okay. Probably not, because it's your brother's ex-girlfriend. What's interesting is I'm going to go with yes, and here's why. You tell me. Here's why. It sounds like you are...

Willing to take risks. Okay. Right? You being our queen. Yeah. It sounds like she's willing to take risks. It sounds like she's not afraid to...

Fight for what she wants. Right. She ran over someone with a car? No. So her brother broke up with his girlfriend. The girlfriend took it part and tried to hit him with the car. Okay. And then this girl is saying, I kind of have a crush on her now. Should I pursue it? Yes. Because also, if someone tried to hit me with their vehicle. Yeah. Actually, if someone tried to hit me with their vehicle, different story. Feisty. If somebody tried to hit... Oh, no.

Oh, no, not my brother. Actually, I take it back. I'm so protective over Charles. That's what I'm saying. Isn't this kind of crazy? If you don't fuck with your brother, then yes. Do it. Yeah. Beyond. But if you feel like, it sounds like she doesn't care, though. It sounds like she's not sibling. No, honestly, girl, go for it. Yeah. If you have a crush on her, do it.

That's the sentence. If you have a crush on her, do it. I actually, I've changed my stance and I now agree with you. But you were going to say no for a lot of reasons. Well, I was just like, well, that's your brother. But now I'm realizing, oh, well, what if she fucking hates her brother? Well, right. And like, what if he's a piece of shit? Which he very well could be. What if the girl who almost hit her brother with a car is gay? Right. And she doesn't necessarily know it. And what if...

the sister queen and the brothers now ex-girlfriend who is gay they're gonna get together and they're gonna fall in love and She's gonna be like wait. I never even had feelings for your brother, and I'm so sorry I tried to hit you I'm so sorry that I tried to hit him with a car. It was more out of my own like compulsory heterosexuality confusion and then

They run off, get married. The brother is the ring bearer. Like, I don't know. I love your positive outlook on that. Thank you. I'm known for my positive outlooks. So I'm going to prescribe Renee's advice because I can't think of anything else to prescribe this girl. Yeah. She sounds like she needs something from me. Or maybe I'll prescribe You Know I'm No Good by Amy Winehouse.

Oh, that's hot. Right? Yeah, that's hot. Yeah. Okay, hot. Because, like, you know, she's no good, but you still want it anyway. Of course, which is hot. Right? Mm-hmm. Okay. You should take it.

Yeah, I'm just going to do that. No, but you're so amazing. I love you. I'm seeing you shaking at Aloe. Yeah. And I want you to know something. I know you could have taken that clip off. Oh, I know. But I know you could have done it with your pinky because I'm seeing you on that reformer. Do you see? No, the bicep is insane. The bicep's kind of there. You could choke someone out with that. I could. I saw someone choke someone out in a show that I was watching the other day and I was like, no. Like he was trying to kill them.

And I was like, do that. Oh, and like a murder one. Yeah. I see. But I was like, I could do that. No, I know. Right? I know you could. No. Oh, my God. I'm really happy that we have the most unhinged ones for you. Of course. Because you're going to like, you're going to, okay. Okay, what? I slept with my boyfriend's dad. That's right. That's right. Yeah. No, that's right. Keep going. Yeah.

We've always shared passing glances. This is hot. And he's given me compliments on my appearance. That's creepy. Almost every time he's seen me. Me and my boyfriend have been together for almost seven years now, and I was beginning to get a little bored. One thing led to another, and now I don't know how to tell him help. Okay. So I'm going to go ahead and, like, safely assume that the seven years of dating means that this girl is...

More than of legal age. Same page. Right? Yeah. Okay, so I'm going to. Because at first I was like, that's creepy and weird. And it still is creepy and weird. Oh, no, it's still creepy and weird. Who's that man that I really like? I'm trying to see. Have you watched Game of Thrones? Of course. Okay, same. Twice. Twice over. Really? I'm obsessed. Yeah, I should rewatch. I love it. It's so fucking good, bro. Jamie Lannister. Uh-huh.

Like, I always try to think of, like, if that was my dad. We can spoil. We can spoil for everyone. Does he hook up with someone's dad or? Actually, he hooks up with his sister, so you're not far off. Yeah. Wait, I'm sorry. Oh, he does hook up with his sister. Wait, no, I want to take radical accountability in this moment because that's so imperative in this time. I'm so sorry for stopping you because I shouldn't have done that. Oh, wait. You can stop me whenever you want. Like, I always think, like, in my brain, like, I think of someone's dad and I'm like,

Right. But I think that's like a personal thing. Oh, I wish I felt that way. No, and I think that's the difference. Like, gay is an umbrella term. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Gay is an umbrella term. Very big umbrella. Such a big fucking umbrella. God, it's boring. Anywho, back to the girl who slept with her boyfriend's dad. What did we... Are they still sleeping together?

I don't know, but here's my concern with it. Sorry, go ahead, babe. Here's my concern. Like, that to me is hot. Like, I think dads are the hottest people on planet Earth. Like, I'm down bad for a good dilf. Okay. My concern is that the way he approached her seems a little creepy. What did he say? Do you want me to read it again? Do you mind? No. I slept with my boyfriend's dad. We've always shared passing glances, and he's given me compliments on my appearance. That's weird. Almost every time he's seen me. Me.

Me and my boyfriend have been together for almost seven years now, and I was beginning to get a little bored. One thing led to another, and now I don't know how to tell him how. But, like, that does sound like the hottest thing ever. I'm, like, sweating. Well, I'm just trying to think of, like, if Danny and my friends have, like, a really hot mom. I'm trying to relate. I can't put myself there. But I can imagine. I don't know, because I feel like if one of my friend's moms was, like, complimenting my appearance, I'd be, like. Yeah. And I was, like, into her. I'd be, like, in a way. Right. Yeah.

Like that's hot to me. I get that. No, yeah. I have this friend with a really, really hot dad. And if you're going to text me asking who it is to anyone that knows me, I will never tell you. Yeah, now I'm like, wait, who? I'll tell you right after this. Okay.

And if he ever made a move It would have happened You're kidding But he would never He was a straight guy But like Okay Right? Well goodnight Yeah Right? Let's see But like also maybe not Have you met my dad? Yes I think my dad is the cutest little thing in the whole world He's perfect Yeah He's perfect Oh he was at your snow angel party He's so cute He's so cute I love him so much I have a pretty fucked up prescription for this girl What's your prescription?

Lolita? Wait, what is that? It's about the creepy old guy that goes for the younger girl. Okay, you know what I'm going to prescribe? Yeah. Maybe therapy. I know, I'm like a group therapy sort of situation. Maybe like a lobotomy. Yeah, I'm like, maybe tell your boyfriend I'm feeling bad for him. Oh my God, I forgot she has a whole boyfriend. Because he's going to break up with his girlfriend of seven years and then he's not going to be friends with his dad anymore.

Unless they love it. Yeah. Unless they're into it and that's...

You know, I've heard a story. I've heard like a real story about this before once. And it was pretty crazy. About somebody hooking up with their dad and then... Yeah. Oh. It was really weird, actually. I remember being like, that's really weird. About somebody you know? Mm-hmm. Oh. Yeah, I was like, Elliot is crazy. Oh, okay. Well, girl, maybe tell your boyfriend what's good. Yeah, I'm concerned for you. But I'm also happy for you, I think. The sex was probably amazing. Oh, my God. No, that's what I'm saying. Like, seven years of sexual tension? Holy fuck.

Like, that's what I'm saying. I just can't imagine. But again, this is a me thing. Like, I'm just like, oh my God, the thought of like someone's father being attractive is mind blowing to me. But I think, I think that's why I have a lesbian gut. No, right. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Don't tell my actual therapist, but I met this guy and we hit it off. I thought everything was going well until he told me he has a long distance girlfriend in New York. So shocker to me, but we agreed to be friends. However, blackout me didn't get the memo. A couple of texts later, he came over tipsy. Then we had sex three times. We haven't talked about that night. I've seen him in passing at a local bar and he hit on me, but then played hard to get. He's fighting demons. Sir, they're a pussy. Tell me what to do. What?

wait, she just like put me through like a fucking like ping pong match mentally. I'm like, wait, okay. So to be clear, I just want to round this up for us. So she started seeing somebody. He has a long distance, long distance girlfriend. Okay. Um,

Okay. So he has an online girlfriend. He didn't tell her. Then now they've been seeing each other. She got blackout and texted him again even after they agreed to be friends and they had sex three times. Okay, so he's cheating on his girlfriend. Right, with her.

Okay, so first of all, fuck that boy. Right? Because he's cheating on his girlfriend. Right? I'm like all power to you. Like, that's not your fault problem. Well. No, no, no, no. Look, she didn't know. Right. No, for sure. She didn't know. But she knew the second time. She knew the second time.

I'm always so slow to, like, especially in, like, a straight, like, relationship to, like, say anything about, like, how, like, a girl would feel if, like, the guy is the one, like, doing, like, the shit. Okay, well, first of all, fuck him. Fuck him. Second of all, like, also, like, queen, like, stand up. Yeah.

Stand up, babe. Loving you, but stand up. Like, we don't need to do that. My thing is... It's unnecessary. Why would you ever be with somebody who doesn't want to be with you? No, well, she... What is that? And also, if he is starting your relationship by...

cheating on his girlfriend he's not gonna not cheat on you well also he's also a piece of shit garbage yeah it doesn't sound like he's like starting a relationship it sounds either like it sounds like he's like cheating on his girlfriend and like she's a piece right girl like get up get up get up and also like he's probably ugly i'm gonna prescribe her what do you think baby have you seen the movie the other woman with cameron diaz wait

What did you just say? What is the sentence that you just said? It's called The Other Woman. Are you ready for this cast? Are you ready for this cast? No. Cameron Diaz. Yes. Leslie Mann. That's right. Kate Upton. Okay. Yeah. It's amazing. What? I forget the guy's name and that's fitting for the movie. I mean, that's understandably. Yeah. Like understandably so.

Okay, so she, this girl is going to watch that. I'm also going to watch that because I'm confused how. How they can all be in a movie together. And also I would just say like, I don't know, man. I'm just very pro like, no. Like if you're sleeping with somebody like that, like I just, I don't understand. I actually completely, let me not. I completely understand. Right. Total like empathy, 100%. However.

You should never be with somebody who is not giving you respect. Yeah. Like, basic human respect is not something that you, like, need to ask for. I feel very strongly about that in relationships. I did not understand that when I was younger. I very much understand that now. I think that if someone is disrespecting you, which, like, babe, you're being disrespected beyond belief, especially, like, a man or anybody for that matter, but specifically in this case, like, stand up. Right.

Stand up. Stand up. And that's not her fault. Right. At all. Yeah. But stand up in the sense, like, more power to you. Like, never, ever, ever, ever come close to anybody like that again if you can avoid that. Do you think she should message his girlfriend telling her what's up? Absolutely. I think he should... I think she should air his shit out. Yeah. I think she should air his shit out. I have, like... Look, I think...

fully this is like kind of a different thing it's actually incredibly a different thing such such such a different thing but this is like the only thing i can think of you want to talk about something i'm pissed off about yes yeah come on now okay so one of my like really really really best friends okay thank you so much one of my really really really good friends one of my best friends

She and I became very close after, as she was getting out of a really...

This is a huge trigger warning, but, like, an incredibly abusive relationship. Right. Incredibly abusive relationship. And her now, thank God, ex-girlfriend was a terror to her and made her life a living hell. And we became friends as they were breaking up because I, like, had heard that this was going on. And I was like, yo. And so I, like, hit her on Instagram and was like, hey, like, I'm a mutual friend of such and such. Like, yeah.

Come to my house if you would like somewhere to stay. Also, like, love you and, like, what is going on. Okay? I say all this to say...

She left the girl who was incredibly abusive to her. And I then heard and is amazing and is like top tier personnel. Love her so much and should have never been subjected to that kind of mistreatment before. But so happy that she is one of my close friends and I will murder someone for her. Yeah.

But I heard through a friend of mine. He was like, oh, my friend is seeing this girl who I think is your friend's ex-girlfriend. And I was like, oh, who? And he told me her name. And I was like, very cool. I said, so why don't you tell your friend? This person is violent. She's.

incredibly, incredibly dangerous. Yeah. She's abusive and she has treated my friend like shit. Right. So let her know. These are the things that I know. Give her my number so that whenever anything even remotely like that starts to happen or if she wants to talk about any of this, I do. I don't know this girl. Yeah. I'm like, she can text me. Yeah. Lo and behold, months later, her and I are now talking and like this girl is

Has then now, like, abused the living hell out of her. Yeah. Out of, right. So always air someone's shit out. Very different. Very different. I'm not in any way, like, comparing, like, this man's behavior to, like, this bitch. Right. However, I think that, like, if it is beneficial for someone and it would save someone's well-being and potentially, like, knock on wood, like, save their, like...

Life or mental or physical help, always air somebody's shit out. Yeah. Always. If it is going to help someone, always air somebody's shit out. Yeah. And I would hope that somebody would do the same thing for me. Air it out. If someone is in danger. Oh, without a doubt. If someone is in danger, air that shit out. I wish more people would have done that to me, for me, when I was younger. Again, this is very different. I've taken it to a different place. I still think she should air that shit out.

Yeah, same. She should definitely tell that girl. Tell the girl. Tell everyone. Tell the girl. That's what we prescribe. Yeah. Anyway. I was just talking about this this morning, so I was like, oh, yeah, that's what pissed me off. Yeah. Uh-huh. Oh. That girl sounds like a fucking nightmare. It genuinely is, like, so dangerous. If you hear that somebody could potentially be abusive, please believe that person and, like, save yourself. I think my boyfriend of five years has a secret kid.

He probably does, yeah. He probably does. He's been more secretive with his phone lately and leaves for business every month for about a week at a time. Okay, so he has a secret. Last night I found an ultrasound picture in the glove department of his car. What do I do? Oh, girl, okay. Okay.

First of all, yes, he has a secret kid. You don't just randomly have ultrasound photos around. I want a baby so bad and I don't have an ultrasound photo of somebody's baby. You only have one if you have a child. Right. That's really weird. Prescribing you a new part. Are these all straight relationships? I don't know. It's seeming like these are all like girl and boy. Yeah, because this is some shit straight guys would do. That's what I'm saying. So can we just make like a general consensus? Leave him. Yeah. That's what I prescribe. Leave him. Yeah.

Now. Quickly. Like what? With a swiftness. Like. Get the fuck out. An ultrasound.

Yes, he has a kid. Right, but I would also. Or he's just fucking weird. Not to be like toxic and crazy, but I would do some like evil shit and like really try to find his other family. Like I'd follow him on business to wherever the fuck he was going. I think that's valid. And find his family and be like, wait, so I've been with this man for five years and he has a kid with you. Ew, that's so weird. I mean, if she has the means, hire a private investigator. Yeah. Hire a PI. Yeah.

Fuck. So we prescribe a breakup. Stop. God, please. Jesus. Leave these men. I can't do this. How crazy. This is how I feel every single time I'm like listening to like my like straight girlfriends tell me about their boyfriends or their relationships. I'm like,

No, because if it's one thing, they have audacity. No, the fucking gall, bro. Do you know this, like, orange peel theory thing that's happening? No, what is this? Is that if you ask a guy to peel you an orange? It's like if you, I think, to be honest, because I'm quite confused about it myself. But, like, I think it's like if you ask, if a girl, it's, like, nauseating to think about. If a girl asks a guy to bring them an orange and they bring it peeled, right?

Then like, no. And God bless you. Thank you. Oh my God. And God bless you. And God bless me. Um, if they bring it peeled, then like he loves you or something, some bullshit like that. And then there's another thing with like ketchup on a counter. You know what I'm talking about? It's like ketchup on a counter. Okay. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I'm like, we are grasping for straws. We are grasping for fucking straws. Ladies. I'm like, first of all,

Oh, my God. It is nauseating. Yeah. Because I'm like. Right. If he peels an orange, it means he loves you? Question mark. I'm like, what is what? I don't know if I would bring like my girl like a peeled orange, but that's because I don't like my fingers getting sticky. It's not because I. Well, it's just like so funny. It's not funny. It's just like.

So you're like not knowing if he loves you, but you will know if he brings you a peeled orange. Like let's... Well, the bar is in hell. Jinx. The bar is in hell. The bar is in hell. No, the bar is in hell. But genuinely, the bar is in fucking hell. What is that game you play, Limbo? Limbo? Yeah, they're playing Limbo with the bar in hell. They're playing Limbo with the bar in hell. Yeah. And underneath that is an orange. Yeah, and a peeled orange. A peeled orange. A peeled orange. And it's like, oh, fuck, he peeled it. I'm like...

Are you kidding me? I was like, never bring her an orange and be like, here, it's peeled. I'd be like, that shit would make my fingers sticky, first of all. Second of all, loving you. But like, those things are not correlated. Whatever. I honestly don't remember how I got here. I don't really remember either, but I kind of love that. Okay. Love that. Loving. Leave him. Yeah.

Leave him. Leave him, please, God. Please, Jesus. These are crazy. No, these are psychotic. These are crazier than usual, by the way. I was going to say, they're not always this insane. No, they're not always this insane. And these come from real girls. Real people, yeah. I love this. These are like the not unhinged ones that I found this week. Can you just tell us for entertainment, like what's the most unhinged one you found? It was like half incest.

I'm not kidding. It was so much. It was even more incest than Game of Thrones, too. Incest? I'm really... It was all about, like, finding their stepbrothers hot. Oh, well, that... Well, come on. I think that's kind of romantic. Finding your stepbrother hot? What about blood brother? That's disgusting. Okay, well... Stepbrother is not your blood brother. I don't know. My family's all from West Virginia, so, like, incest is just, like, going crazy. Like,

Not in my family, but like that's just like any time I would be like, yeah, I'm from West Virginia growing up. People would be like, oh, my family. They're like, oh, so you're fucking your sister. I'm like, no. But if I had a sister, no, I'm playing. OK, so your stepbrother is hot to you. Right.

I met a guy at a cruise and we hooked up. I found out he unadded me on Snapchat the next day and he blocked me on Instagram. So I found his TikTok, as I should, to find out he has a girlfriend of three years. Should I reach out and tell her? Yes. The answer is fucking absolutely yes. The second question for you. Do you use Snapchat? No. Okay. Okay.

I'm not a Snapchat person. Do you know that the younger, because I forget we're the same age. They're texting through Snapchat. They're texting through Snapchat, which is shady as fuck. I'm like, am I like. Old? Old? Right? That's what I think. Am I old? I'm like, what the fuck? You guys are texting through Snapchat, which is like kind of sick. Um.

Yeah, I just don't have, well, I have a Snapchat, but I don't use it. Of course, like, I send photos on it, but, like. I used mine in middle school and high school. My friend's kid was telling me, or my friend's sister's kid was like, oh, I only text my parents on iMessage. And I was like, excuse me? Yeah, so it's just for, like, the old hags. Yeah, I'm like, wait, you sound like how we used to refer to, like, BBM. What's BBM? Exactly. Blackberry Message.

Like that's how we used to be like BBM. Like what? The phone with the rollerball. Yeah, but now that's what people are – like they only use Snapchat. They only use Snapchat. How old are they? Like 15, 16, 17, 18. I would go as far as to say 20 years old. I need a focus group.

I need a focus group. I need a focus group of this... This... Gen Alpha, right? Yeah. Because I feel like they've got to be cool. And I got to figure it out. Because I'm liking it. You know what I like about them? Is everyone's queer in school. Have you seen this? Okay. My friend's little sister... Uh-huh. ...is gay. And I can't remember how old she is. Fuck. I don't know. Belle's little sister. And I'm like...

Amazed. No, amazed. I love it. Amazed because I was, like, flaming telling people I was straight. And, like, to see these kids, like, actual, like, jock guys be like, I'm gay. I'm like, oh. Like, that's amazing. Like, as you fucking should. Like, I think, like, I don't know. I remember, I just remember being, like, 14 and being like, I think I like girls, too. Yeah. And all my friends were like, no, you don't. And I was like, oh, okay.

You know, like, all I wanted was, like, approval. Also, all I wanted was, like, specifically, like, my, like, friends who are lesbians, all I wanted was their approval. Right. And...

Yeah, like, I guess, like, I don't know. I mean, I would hope that it's better now. And in certain places, I'm sure. Like, I bet, like, it's better in L.A. than it is in, like, North Carolina. Right. Or something like that. It's definitely better in New York from what I've heard. Like, all these kids are just, like, so accepting and whatever, which is so nice. That's so great. But it goes back to my jealousy issues. Because I'm jealous I didn't have that. Yeah, but I hear you. But there's no going back. I hear you. Yeah.

There's no going back. You know what I mean? No, I do. I do. But I hear you. I also think that is fair. Right. Growing up gay, no matter where you kind of sit on the spectrum and obviously in a bunch of different places physically and also just how you're perceived and how you present and how you walk through the world. I understand and could empathize with being jealous of how kids are like,

if they're, like, out now. Like, if people are, like, more comfortable to come out now. Yeah. Just as I'm sure, like, my, like, aunt would be like, oh, my God, I'm so jealous that, like, you're so comfortable and such and such. And I'd be like, man. You know what changed it was TikTok, I think, in 2020. The COVID and quarantine, really. People were, like, able to, like, find themselves and then just, like, be comfortable sharing. To be honest, the first time that I, like, ever publicly talked about being gay was in 2020. That's what I'm saying. And, like, I'd been out for, like...

six years at that point, whether it be like publicly or not, but like it was 2020. I remember because I remember it being like a thing. Like I was like, am I going to like post online? I'm like a little gay. And yeah. Yeah. It's because everyone was in the confines of their own home and when you don't have to be scared of like seeing people, you can kind of just like type it, play and throw your phone. Yeah. Or like

Go crazy and, like, read all the comments and feel like shit. Yeah. Which I was doing a little bit of both. I always read the comments and I also always feel like shit. It's just, like, it's a thing. What are you supposed to do? Not read them? They're about you. I get it. They're about you. I get it. I'm like, yeah, I would love to see what this person has to say. Oh, they're saying I have evil vibes. Okay. You have evil vibes? I'm like, well, I don't know. Like...

Ursula had evil vibes. Right, and look at her. Yeah, she's Ursula. She's Ursula. Yeah. She's a household name. Yeah. She's a fucking household name. Yeah, exactly. Take your evil vibes. Okay. I found my professor on Tinder, so I drunkenly swiped on him as a joke. Oh my God, what is going on? What is going on? What is going on? Okay, go ahead. The next day, he matched with me.

It's a smallish class that he teaches. So I think he knows who I am. Well, he obviously does. No, he knows. What's my next move? Okay, first of all, he's knowing. Yeah, he's knowing. You don't have a next move. Stop. You think stop? Stop. I would fuck him. Oh my God. I would fuck my professor. Okay. Did you see the two gays fucking on the Senate floor? What are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about? Some Senate intern.

or, like, Congress intern filmed an OnlyFans video of him getting, like, railed on the Senate floor. It was... Oh. Insane. Iconic. Right? Insane. He was wearing a jockstrap, and it was on the Senate floor. Amazing. Right? That's amazing. Wait, I love that. Like, go gays. Herstory. Yeah, herstory. That's herstory. Okay. You don't think she should fuck her professor? No, like... Tell me why. Shit. I mean, if it's your professor...

I just I feel like I've been in too many sticky situations now that I'm like, just don't do it. Yeah. Don't do that. But the rush of that sounds so sexy. No, that's amazing. But like, what if this. OK, let's go. Worst case scenario. Let's go. This person is 18 years old. OK, true. OK, you stay the hell away from him. Yeah. And he better stay the hell away from you. And that is not your responsibility. He better stay the hell away from you.

I don't know. That's so. No. Don't do that. Don't do that. Find another one. Find another. There is no way he is that good looking. Okay. There is no fucking way he's that good looking. There can't be. There can't be. You know, I'm going to prescribe to you Pretty Little Liars because Aria fucks her teacher and it just ends badly. Oh my God. Prescribed to Pretty Little Liars. Yeah. You won't think about that shit twice. Yeah. Like you'll be like, okay, I'm not doing this. I remember watching that. Remember how fucking crazy that was and they went public at the school dance? I don't know.

Like, what is happening? Things used to be so interesting. Well, in the L word, like, Tim is sleeping with, like, right now where I am in the series, Tim is sleeping with one of his students. And, like, to me, and maybe just, like, the greater world and, like, sane individuals, I don't know how old she is. But, like, that's so strange.

Yeah, it's like predatory. That's so strange. That's so strange. That's so strange. That's so strange to me. No, that's just weird. That's weird. However, I understand why you're like, that's hot. Because I'm just like, I just like have a thing for like older guys. So like when I read stuff like that, I'm like, fuck, I'd do it. If it was like a really hot professor who was like. Right? I'm really flipping the coin right now. I mean, professors hard though, because there's such a power dynamic. True.

And it's a small class, not like a big lecture. Even if you're like 23 and the professor's like, can you be a professor early? Yeah, like 29, 28, you can be. Oh, I don't know then. Maybe let me shut my ass up. Because if you're like 23 or 22. We don't have enough specifics, I think, to answer this properly.

Yeah, for me to be like correct about this on like a moral level, I need specification. You know what? Use code fucked my professor and tell me how old you are and how old he is so we can come back and give you actual good advice. No, and I would love to revisit. Yeah, let's revisit when we have more information so we can give you like actual good advice. Right.

But currently prescribing pretty little liars. Pretty little liars. Just to be like maybe a boy. Yeah, please. Two years ago, I full on shit my pants in English class right in front of my crush. Oh my God. Now I'm called Party Pooper and that name has stuck. Help. Sounds like you're in high school. Sounds like, I hope, you're in high school. So there's no helping you?

Yeah. I mean, like, to me, there's no helping you. I think that. Yeah, you shit your pants in class. You shit your pants, queen. I feel like something like that is just going to stick with you for a minute. I think the best thing you could probably do is just, like, maybe play along with it. You'd be like, yeah, I shit my pants. Yeah, like. And what about it? Yeah. Also, what was the thing in front of the crush? She did it in front of her crush. Yeah.

Like, I don't know. I wouldn't own it. I'd probably kill myself. Yeah. I'm like, maybe the end for me. That would be if I shit my pants in class in front of someone I liked, like.

Oh my god, I'm like sweating. Wait, but also, how does the crush know? It probably smelled. Yeah, but so what, she's sitting there? No, because everyone calls her party pooper, so I assume like she shit her pants and like everyone was like, yo, she just shit her pants. What's the song from SpongeBob that's ripped his pants? Okay, that's different. Well, you know, we could prescribe ripped his pants. Yeah. Wait. Ripped his pants. Prescribing you ripped his pants from SpongeBob, not SpongeBob the musical, um,

Who does Rip Their Pants? Oh, it's SmudgeBob. It's SmudgeBob. And he is so upset about it. Yeah, it's so good. Honestly, brilliant number. Yeah, they have great ones. Best Day Ever, Campfire Song. Campfire Song. Campfire Song fucks. Fucks. Campfire Song fucks. You know what would be sick if someone sampled that? Like a rap song sampled that? I would die. Can you do it for me? Please. I will do it for you. Um...

I kind of really want to do the yay or nays. Please. Okay, you guys. I think that's it for the tell me what's wrong for the week or right now. But I have this segment that I've been prepping. Me and Julia call Renee nay. And so I came up with this segment called yay or nay. Yes. Like hot or not. Rila. Rila. Renee in LA. And. I'm back home. I really want to. Oh, it's so cute. It's a yay or nay segment.

I love you guys. Okay, are you ready? I'm so glad we're all home right now. Dude, same. Two weeks. How long are you here for? Two weeks. What? This is one of those weeks. Okay, good. Are you here next weekend? You're gone this weekend. But are you here next weekend? Uh, maybe. Let's just go out during the week. Done. Okay. Done. I wish you were here this weekend and we can go out. Yay or nay? Yes. Glee. Oh my god, yay. Yay! I love Glee. I love Glee. Who's your favorite character? Um...

Oh, wait. Why am I even fucking spacing? I know exactly who my favorite character is. Santana Lopez. Yes! The best. She makes that show. Mine's Rachel Berry just because I am Rachel Berry. Can't you see it? Can't you see it? Can't you see it? Oh, wow. Yay or nay? The elderly. Like, just in general? Yeah. Well, I feel like my obvious answer is nay. Yeah.

But there's certain ones that I like. Right. Right? You just got to prove it first. If you're cool and you like young people and you aren't an absolute twat, then, like, love you, obsess with you. If you're someone who complains about me making jokes about being ageist, then nay to you, bitch. Yay or nay? Reposting birthday stories. I'm personally. Be honest. Because I know it's the biggest nay for you. What?

But it's, it's, but if just because I, I, okay. My stance is as follows. I'm not pro like post every single one and rip them out. Like, I just like, if there's something so cute and I'm like, oh, I love this. Then like, absolutely. But like, I'm not a fan of the other ones. Yeah. No, I, I respect that. I'm just like, Leah, let me just throw this shit up. But also, I don't know.

I'm not, I'm not like, I am not like an avid, like post everything on my story person. Yeah. Yeah. So, and I feel like maybe if I were then yet, then maybe I would be. Yeah. You know, but for, but for now. Yeah. No. You know how some people are like. Yeah. Growing up. Yeah. You know, like me, like me.

Like me. No, but you're making jokes. Yeah. Thank you. You're cracking jokes. Thank you. That's different. Thank you. Like, you're fucking funny. Like, I'm talking to somebody who's like, you know, getting my lobotomy. Yeah. Or like, you know, aborting my first fetus kind of thing. You know, it's not a fetus yet. But yeah. Okay, well, yay or nay, wired headphones? Oh my God, yay. I love it. You do? I do. I love it. Yeah. I think it's so bitchy. Yeah. So bitchy. Yeah. Yay or nay, true crime documentaries? Yeah.

I knew. I just... I knew you would have something to say about this. I just had this conversation the other day. Okay. Yay. And nay. Yes. Both things. Okay. Because I think that... Okay. This is kind of like a think piece that I don't really have like a thought out kind of like stream of consciousness for. But I was having this conversation the other day that...

Something about it is so intriguing. Yes. About true crime. Right, of course. And also something about the fact that it's intriguing to me is so disturbing and deeply unsettling that we are so infatuated and obsessed with and intrigued by crime

the harm of another human being. Right. And that is fascinating. And I'm not like absolving myself from that and saying like, I've never watched a true crime thing. Like I've watched things that I have become so obsessed with. I'm just saying like on a, on like a reflective level, it's weird. It's, it's incredibly weird. And I've also heard recently that it's more before 2020 actually, maybe even still to this day, that is more of an American thing.

Which I think, like, Americans are, like, pretty generally... That must not be a good time. Exactly. Like, we're, like, pretty, like, generally, like, obsessed with, like, violence. Yeah. Guns. And things like that. Like, guns. Like, I'm from the South. And so, like, my brother's toys growing up were a bunch of, like, plastic toy guns. Really? Yes. Like, that's, like, such a thing. Yeah. And so were mine. So I feel...

I kind of, I kind of like morally I feel nay. Also when like ever there's like something that comes out and like the family or like relatives of that person are like, are you fucking kidding me? Like now, like you're going to like make money off of like us having to like relive a trauma of like someone who was put into terrible situation. So many levels to it. I'm yay and nay because I think it's,

Really odd and I was just having this conversation the other day. That's like a weird thing cuz like I was just reading it out loud They were like true crime documentaries and I was yeah, I just feel like she's gonna have something to say about it Yes, one thing about me. I do have something to say Um, but yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're an a straight man. Um, well, so my my gut reaction is no Not even a my gut reaction is no. Um

But I keep a couple around. Yeah. I keep a couple around. I keep a couple in my back pocket. Yay or nay group chats? Oh, my God. Yay. Right. I love my group chats. I mean, I live. What is ours now? Isn't it a different name? Or is it still Ringe? Julie, are you there? What's our group chat called? And JJ. And JJ. And JJ. What is it?

Wait, no, but it's like... Oh, Nate, Jake, and Julia. Yeah, but then it's like, oh, rag, Renee at Greek and JJ. That's it. Yes. Because it was the night of your Greek performance. That was a fun night. That was so fun. That was a fun night. Also, Jules is not being at work and being here because I texted and it was like, can Julia please come play? And so now Julia's home. Now Julia's here. Hi, Jules. Yay or nay reality television. Oh my God, beyond yay. It's the most beautiful...

form of human communication. It's stunning. Do you watch Housewives? Do I watch Housewives? Do you watch Salt Lake? Okay, so I'm not caught up right now. No, I know. Have you had it spoiled for you? No. You haven't had season four spoiled for you? No. Oh my fucking God. Is it insane? Renee, like, it just proves, I've always argued that like, the way these shows are done, so much credit should be given to like, the editors and the producers because it's so well, it's actually like, well done television. No, it's incredible. And,

It just, this proves it. Like, I want it to win an Emmy this season finale. It was the greatest thing I've ever seen on reality television ever. Didn't she get punched in the face? That comes back around. Okay, because I've been, like, an avid Housewives watcher since I was a kid. Like, since the first season of Orange County ever. Oh, wow. No, this was my whole childhood. Yeah. I didn't watch, like...

Did you watch any of Salt Lake? Barney, I watched Real Housewives. Yeah, I used to watch Bad Girls Club instead of Barney. Come on now, that's why we're fun. Yeah. Fucking a joy to be around. Right? Did I watch... Have you watched any of Salt Lake? Like, yeah, but in the early season. Just watch season four. Okay. Because it's the best. I know all the characters.

Yay or nay tequila? I'm going to go with yay. Okay. Yay or nay vodka? Yay in a dirty martini with extra olives, preferably blue cheese stuffed olives, but in anything else, no thank you. And that is it for our yay or nays. Now I have a fun skip for us to do. That was a joy also. You like that? Yes, bitch. Yeah, right? The devil and Kris Jenner arguing over who works harder. Oh my God, that's beautiful. Should we just try it out? Of course, who's who? I could be the devil. Okay, I'm going to say it.

You want to be Chris? Yeah, I'll be Kris Jenner. But I don't know how to do a Kris Jenner voice. I only know how to do a Kim Kardashian voice. Actually, it's more Kourtney Kardashian. I think it would almost be perfect in your voice. Shit. Okay. Like whatever you want to do. Okay, ready? Hey, Kris. Hey. Oh, that was amazing. Are you like known for this? That was amazing. Like locally. Yeah.

Hey, Chris. Hey. I've been seeing all the memes and stuff. Yeah. And I'm just letting you know, like, I thought we had a deal. Yeah. So...

I would just, if it's fine with you, I spoke into your publicist. If we could just go out and we could maybe dismantle the rumors about you working harder than me because you know I work so hard. Yeah. So basically, I hear you. Okay. I hear you. But I don't think that you've ever seen a fuck-ass Bob quite like the one that sits atop my head. Yes. Ever seen this haberdashery? No, you haven't. No, I haven't.

And it takes hard work to get it like that. It takes hard work to get it to sit like that. Also, the sheer amount of controversy that surrounds my family, yet I still love my ex-son-in-law. You could never work harder than me. Because the love that I maintain for these men is almost puzzling. Yeah.

It's almost probably, possibly even troubling. God, Chris, I guess you have a point. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. That was sick. I'm dropping out of my Kourtney Kardashian. My Kourtney Kardashian one is good. It's almost puzzling. If you want to ask me a question as Kourtney Kardashian. Okay, can I ask you a few questions as Kourtney? Yeah. Okay.

what is your favorite thing to do when you wake up? Okay. So my, okay, wait, let me just like get like dialed. Okay. So my favorite thing to do when I wake up in the morning is I like to take a, let me chill. Okay.

And I like to go over and I like to say good morning to Trav. And I say, hi, Trav. Good morning, Trav. And I hope that you slept so well, my baby. I love you, Trav. And then I go and I say to Kim, hey, how are you? And is Kim nice to you back? It depends on the day. How do you feel about Kim right now? I'm not caught up on the season. Okay. Yeah.

I couldn't die. I couldn't die. I'm like, current events, where are they? They beefed pretty hard. They do. It's hot to me. Yeah, right? It's kind of everything. There's a part of me that loves it. Yeah. I mean, just reality television is the backbone of our country. It's the only thing we have going for us, actually. It's actually the only thing we have going for us. As Americans, it's the only thing we have going for us is reality television. That is actually true. I think you love reality television. Love it so much. Love it so much. Have you ever seen Baddies with Natalie Nunn?

No, but you know what I know about? Even if my name wasn't Natalie Nunden, you bitches couldn't check me. Yes. You would love baddies. Wait, so why? So that's a Nicki song, right? Yeah. Okay. Why did she check Natalie like that? She doesn't like her? It's unclear. Natalie took it and just ran with it. I know. I've seen. Yeah, but Natalie's chin is very big. Prominent. Like prominent. Slay. It's like huge. Natalie.

God, I'm going to come over, I think, and watch baddies with you. Okay, because I need to get into it. It will change your life. Okay, I want to. Okay, so what have we learned today? Oh, my God. Today that I've... Today... Okay, today that I've... Today I've learned... Like, air their shit out. Ooh, air their shit out. Leave him. Leave him. Um...

um we're having i i think and and and don't come for me but if i'm wrong come for me and that's okay we're having one too many relationships with older men right no i'm i'm aligned with you on that i'm not loving it i'm not fucking loving it but i support you um god what's another thing that i've learned

I mean, air their shit out is huge. I think that's the biggest takeaway we have from today. It's okay to air their shit out. It's okay to air their shit out. To loved ones, even. To loved ones, even. Also, like, on a very incredibly real note, just because I brought it up earlier, so I feel the need to bring that shit up again in a very serious way, not in a funny way. If you know someone or know of someone that they have abused someone else, believe that.

Air their shit out. Believe that. Stay away from that person. Yeah. What else have we learned? I think that pretty much sums it up. Right? I'm like, what have we chatted about? Everything. Everything. Ageism. Ageism. Oh my God, the bitches love ageism. The bitches love ageism. And I'm bitches. Yeah.

I'm bitches. Do you have George Washington books up there? I don't know. We bought a bunch of random books. Wait, I love it. Yeah, it is. George Washington. George Washington, he was writing books like that. Yeah, I guess he was. Anguish and Farewell. My next album. Anguish and Farewell. Well, Renee, thank you so much for coming on. I love you. I love you more than anything. I love you so much. And yeah, thank you guys. And oh, wait. Therapist.

Oh, your session's up, you guys. I'm so sorry. Renee, thank you for coming. I love you so much. Hi, pussies. Put your tents up. Put your tents up. Tents up. Smart cookies.