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Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 17 | The Final Sacrifice: Part 1

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The episode opens with a dramatic scene setting the stage for the final battle against Moloch. The party receives a blessing from High General Xurn, enhancing their abilities. Moloch's terrifying entrance leaves a path of destruction.
  • The party faces Moloch in a final battle.
  • High General Xurn empowers the party with a blessing.
  • Moloch's arrival incinerates his own minotaur carriers.

Shownotes Transcript

Welcome to Legends of Avantris. I am High General Virgil Zurn, and you are listening to Beneath Dark Wings. Here is what happened last time. I'm keeping me eye on all of you, so there's no funny business. Fully prepare for all-out war and a full siege on the city. Roar!

Over the walls is a loud, blaring war horn. You see the massive force ahead of you. The time has come to test your might. Their horrible weapons built into these constructs is to fail you in battle. Your soul will be theirs.

You hear the loud footsteps and marching of soldiers. The smashing of war drums. Death.

and hell march upon this city. We are the last line. It is up to you brave men and women to stand against the darkness, to stand against the hellfire. Fuzantra, you see this massive machine rolling towards you. You know that they are harvesting souls for something. And I'm going to polymorph you if you will accept. I will accept. I trust you. Okay. I'm man. You are now a giant ape. Ha ha ha!

55 points of damage as you see Herzia is now at 8th. Just going 8th shit into this, uh... And that's how you use Polymorph. Yeah, you hear a loud crack and meanwhile as Herzia is climbing up this thing it starts to crumble, its eyes go dark and it's a scrap metal. A massive, a brass statue. Demonic hellfire spins around the statue. This is Murloc!

He's coming! The statue begin to move as flesh begins to appear. My queen, give us the blessing we need! And he lets out a roar. Two massive wings sprout from his back. You all stand in the battlefield in front of Zentra.

As all around you, thousands of soldiers on either side are still clashing with waves of beastmen, ogres, giants, demons, devils. And there is carnage, slain bodies all around you. Some machines still making their way to the wall. You're hoping that these soldiers can handle it. However, you're not concerned with the carnage that's all around you.

directly ahead of you is High General Zurn. His hair blasting back, massive wings sprouting out from his shoulders, his massive greatsword in one arm as his wounded, crippled arm is still in its sling. His eyes are flaring. He's called you to his side and he's flying towards this massive statue that is on the edge

a massive palanquin that is heaved and pushed forward by eight huge minotaurs as this swirling fiery portal is rising up from the ground. And as you see, as it's rising across the statue, where once was brass and fire is armor, flesh, flame, and it begins to move.

and you see Xurn turn to all of you, his stern face even more punctuated by the blazing red energy as he's called upon the power of the Raven Queen to empower you as he raises his great sword and says, "To me, all of you, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. We are going to slay

"And I'll settle today!" And he turns around and flies as he beats his massive wings and takes off into the sky, raising up about four feet and glides across the fields, heading towards the statue. And as you see this massive swirling portal rise higher and higher and higher, you see the body of a huge creature that begins to move.

There's this coarse, almost coal-like black armor, dark red flesh, barely visible between the narrow gaps in this heavy armor, blazing with fire from every little bit. You can just see this devilish flesh, and as it gets to his head, it shrinks completely.

and raises up and you see a massive helmet. Two enormous bull-like horns rising up and two tiny eyes, two flaring nostrils. And as soon as the portal finishes,

A massive eruption of fire immediately bursts from this creature as it stands with one massive whip that has many prongs at the end of it in one hand and a clawed gauntlet.

in the other. As the massive flame blasts back all eight Minotaurs, completely singeing the flesh from their bones, turning the skeletons as the entire force in a massive radius around this huge statue is completely incinerated instantly, nothing left but ash.

- I need one more definition. - Fuck yeah! - Let's go! - You guys ever seen Terminator 2? - Guard me Anubis. I need your guidance. - And thanks for the follow, whoever that is. - No! Anubis, why? - Thank you, Wyrmwood Gaming! - I appreciate that. - Thank you! - Get rid of all that business. - Twist of fate. - Thank you so much. - Thank you, we appreciate that so much. - Thank you.

twist of fate. Oh, those are skeletal balls. Nikki, you rolled a tubus. I rolled a tubus. She rolled a tubus. I prayed to Anubis to grant me good rolls on my dice, and I got a two. Holy shit. Wow. That's awesome. No way. How are we going to kill an Urch Steppenwolf? We're not going to. We're not. We're going to...

- TPK. - I'm gonna tell him a joke and it'll be fine. - TPK, okay. - I'm fully expecting my spell to literally just have zero effect. - So as High General Xurn is about 15 feet ahead of you, you are all sprinting after him.

It seemed as if all of the support, as you look back very briefly, as you see massive trebuchet shots, ballistas firing down, the army is unable to assist you. As soon as you run past the gap, the beasts and the devils and demons all fill in behind and clash against the row of soldiers that are attempting to assist you.

And it is just you, Seven, as you are all running forward. You see the form of High General Xerneas. He flies forward as this massive creature that had just been sitting, a massive empty socket in his armor.

with blazing hellfire erupting out of him. You hear around him the crying of children and babies as they sound constrained and in agony and rage and sorrow as this creature stands up. It looks at...

and you see the sockets in the helmet narrow, almost as if the armor which it is wearing is living. As it whips its massive flaming whip. - Okay, 20 to 25. - That'll be a 24 to 20. - 24? - Yep. - Lifty got a 20. - Lifty got a 20. - Lifty got a 20.

Caprice got 24. Okay. 15, 20? 15. 15. Persia, as the grade eight, got a 16. Oh yeah, you're still an eight. Oh, you're still a giant eight. Yeah, eight hours. Yeah! An hour, an hour. So, a high-dental Zurn has whipped around this wind, this hot wind that has filled you with powers, albeit to glow the same red that he is, and you all are receiving plus five to saving throws, and you resist all damage. Yes. Woo!

as you hear the crackling of thunder and lightning as he then flies and slices into Moloch. Okay, Caprice, you're up. You roll, you got it. - I pull back the crossbow. Ah, fuck, shit! I fire, I get a 13 to hit. - It clangs off of his armor. - Oh, okay, I'll take another bolt and load it, and that'll be my turn. - Okay, that's your turn. Lufty, you're up.

Oh, I'm lefty. Fuck. You are lefty. I'm going to... Oh, yeah. I guess I will go. It's big and scary. One and a half, two, three, four, five, seven and a half. Seven. I would say you guys could get two. I can barely get there. Okay. I am going to...

make my double attack. That is a 20 hits or something. AC's 19. Okay. Natural 20. Wow! Gotta give it up. Gotta give it up. Thanks, Kelsey. You've got to give it up. And I'm going to make that a stunning strike. Yes. So if you could make a, I believe it's a whiz saving throw.

Thank God you know how to play a monk. Yes. Studying Shrike. Fun fact, I play a drunken master monk in our campaign. Wisdom will be a 31. That's fine.

It still hits! And then bonus action, I'm just gonna do a single attack, where we're gonna play conservatively. They all hit. Man, I'm rolling like hot fire today. Sorry. Here, I'm just playing two characters. So, the first one's gonna be the old quarterstaff. It's all the same damage. So I'm just gonna do that. Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

plus 12 is 20 damage. - 20 damage, total from everything? - From everything. - Okay, so as Lifty runs up with her spoon, she smacks in and it managed to find a weak spot in the armor as it hits flesh and as it smacks in, it does not seem to be doing as much damage, although it still seems to hit. However, Molot begins to continue as it's resistant. Okay, with that, it is Leia's actions turn.

And so, I hate that guy. I hate Laird Action. Mr. Action. He's a shit. He joins us in every single, in every single. As you, you start to hear the wailing.

get louder and louder and louder of children and infants as the puffs of smoke. And you see these floating smoke ashen creatures fly around, faces wrenched in pain, looking like children. And they are all going to swarm around you. Oh my gosh. Yikes. That's going to be a yikes for me dog. Yeah, dog. Boink. And then a boink.

Did you mean to make that many jugs of mine? You know what, I think you're... Yeah, there might be one too many. Just leave a gap here so I can get a lot. They're small. Oh, they're small? Yeah. Wow. Okay, they fly in and up. That's fucking dark. It's alright. We're going to get one on Zurn. Zurn effortlessly dodges. And we're going to get two on Lufti.

- What's her AC? Her AC is 16, right? - Yeah, her AC is 17. - 17. Allow me to fix that. - No, 16. - 16? - Fuck. - Okay. - I gotta make these different colors here. - 16. One of the claw on one is going to slice into her and it is going to deal four points of slashing damage. - And she's resistant? - Yep, she's resistant. And with that, we're going to get

- Are you telling us the resisted damage? - No, you guys do that, 'cause I'm not, you know how I am at math. There is going to be two in the middle are going to and they're going to blast ash at you. I need everyone to make a, what saving throw are we going to do here? - Oh boy, I'm not Vandross. - Is that paladin stuff, like my aura still apply here? - It's still apply. - Okay. - Deck saving throw.

If you're within 10 feet of me, you can add 2 to your saving throw. Everybody's doing that? Thank God. So it's 5 that you get from Zurn, and then 2 from me if you're within 10 feet of me. And it's a 10? That's what I asked him. He said it was. 17. Pass. 10 DC sound.

I meant like a million. Okay. And then we're gonna get some attacks. One on Caprice. That's gonna hit, I believe. What's your... 15 for me. 15, yep. That'll hit. And that is going to deal 6 points of slashing damage. Divide in half. And then we're going to get one on Felix. That's gonna be a natural 1. We're gonna get 2 on Toa. That is going to go through. That's gonna miss. We're gonna get one on Hersia. 19.

It's gonna hit. It'll hit. That is going to deal three points of slashing damage. And then we're gonna get one on Iris. That is going to be a 16. That misses. Misses. You may have to block it with your buckler. And okay, that is the later actions turn. Herd, you're up.

I am a little dwarf. Am I really? Yes. I believe, right? I would assume Rodak is tall, but I'm just guessing. If it's small and I'm a huge beast, can I just run through it? Yeah. Okay. I will... Oh, you're a gigantic beast. I'm a huge beast. Here's a frog emeth. Okay, she's now the frog emeth. I'm a giant ape. Oh, well, that changes things a little. You're good, you're good. Yeah.

- There we go. - That's fine. - I'll get shoved out of the way by a gigantic worm. - So I will... - Go Herja, you're gonna get a flam of that jammer. - Yeah, I'm gonna run past them and I have 40 feet of walk and then 40 feet of climb. - 25, I mean, you can easily make it to Molag. - It's one or the other, we don't get that much. - Oh, it's not both? Okay, I'll make it to him. - Yeah. - Okay.

- On the side would be great. - If you have reach, stay back. - I have reach, that's right. So I can be backed by Kate, great. And then I'll make two fist attacks against him. - Okay. - Seven plus nine, 16. - 16? - Yeah. - And smashes your huge eight fist away. - You need a 10 or higher.

Okay, ten or higher, thank you. So this one I'll hit with a 25. 25 will hit, yep. And that is 3d10. Okay. So that is nine. I think that's a one, right? Ten? Ten.

So that is 16 points of bludgeoning damage. - Okay, you see this massive ape that you know to be Herja running forward, the thundering of her fist hitting this scorched earth, running up to Moloch and as, very nearly the size of this huge devil, runs up and Moloch manages to knock one fist away, however you then lean up for an uppercut and smash your face back.

and doing so 20 points, so that's halved. Okay, as that happens, he's going to turn to you 'cause legendary actions are a thing. And he is going to raise his crackling whip and shoot towards you, Hersha. - Okay.

That is going to be a 30 to hit. - That'll hit. - Okay. - What do you think? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So that'll be 13 points of slashing damage and now I know why you posted that wizard shield meme earlier this week. 13 points of slashing damage and 16 points of lightning damage. Halved obviously, so make sure you have rounded down as it whips, actually it makes a straight saving throw please.

Your straps should be through the roof, right? It should be, yes. But I still take the damage. Strength saving throw. He's going to like grapple you with some foes. Uh.

Did you say grapple for balls? No, grapple you or some balls. That's a very important distinction. Grapple some balls. So 30? 30. As it whips and wraps around you, you manage to take your huge ape strength and hulk out of it. Okay, with that, it is Felix's turn. So just remind me quick, Misty Step is a bonus action. Can I cast that and Haste in the same turn? No. That's what I was afraid of.

I turn to Toa and I say, "Okay buddy, no matter what happens, make sure you protect yourself. I'll be fined." And I cast Haste and I put my hand up. Yes! Beast in Toa! Perfect! Haste! Um, and then I run. I fucking run. Uh, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30? And I take three attacks of opportunity. Three attacks of opportunity. My AC is 16, 'cause I still have Mage Armor up. Last eight hours.

Only one of them hits, dealing a paltry six points of slashing damage. I'll take it. As you hear the crying of these shadow creatures flying in. With that, it's going to use another legendary action as it looks and it's...

And this horrible putrid cloud of sulfur drops on top. Is this a spell? Yeah. Yes. I'm going to use a counter spell. Okay. Okay! I'm casting a level three, which means that if it's three or lower, it's automatically countered. If not, then the DC equals 10 plus the spell's level. What a dick! So as he reaches out the one clawed gauntlet and you see this horrible...

this horrible yellowish, grayish, brownish cloud form in his hand. You can already smell the stench of horrible sulfur as he reaches out toward the back line. You see Felix snap his fingers, all of a sudden it gets extinguished from his hands and the eyes narrow as it looks at you. - We can do this! - Okay. - I don't know what eggs sound like. - That's pretty good. - I know what do they sound like. - That was pretty good. Very cool.

- He turns it provocative. - It's Moloch's turn. - It's way too provocative. - Sorry, sorry. - Can you be too provocative? - So, as Moloch stands up fully, finally, as he's risen, standing tall, even taller than the massive ape that Hurt has been turned into, it turns to you here, the sound of wailing, as you see a,

horrible pit of dark energy swirling in his stomach. As it gets louder and louder, you hear the sound of horrible wailing and despair and agony. It blasts at all of you as it's a breath of despair. I need everyone to make a wisdom saving throw. You have been failed only two times.

That was a scary roll. Oh my goodness. That might be a yikes for me. Plus five, everybody. Plus five. No one's within ten feet of me. I moved in. No, she's not. What is it? Wisdom? Oh, shit. That's actually not bad. I got a 16. 16? Okay.

- 26 for Troa and... - Passes, 26. - Passes. - Lufty gets a eight plus seven is what? 15? - 15. - Does a 25 pass? - 25 passes. - Wait, what's the passing point? - 21 is the DC. - What? - Well, Lufty and Felix did not pass. - Oh my God. - Should we use our twists?

I got a 16. Here's the problem, you still have to roll at least a 10 or 11. I don't know. See what happens in the next turn. It's too early. It's early. It's still not a game yet. As this dark energy washes over you, all of you but Lifty and Felix, you're getting ready for your skin to be singed by horrible fire or blasted by ash, but it washes over you and you feel fine, even you, Felix. However,

Your ears, you hear the horrible, tortured wailing of thousands, countless children that have been sacrificed to this horrible monster. It is so horrible for you, you're gonna take some psychic damage. Oh, this will raise your concentration. That is so gross. 14, 14, 24. Wait, what do you mean? What's your bonus?

Oh, that's a great... I don't know. What is it? What is your normal level? I don't know. I'm asking... It's the constitution you're saving for, right? So plus two. So plus two. So normally you'd have to roll an eight or higher. Twenty-nine is like a gauge. Plus five on top of that. Plus seven. And we take half of it. Yeah, so twenty-eight. So half of twenty-eight is fourteen. So I have to roll... But that's more than ten, right?

No, so your DC is just 10. So it's 28 to those that fail? 29 to those that fail. And then your proficiency level. Everyone else does not take any damage. I have to retch you out of your proficiency. I think concentration and proficiency are the same. No. Oh. Just con con. Okay. I'm good. I'm good. I'm level 16, so I got that. As you take that, your brains are racked and all of you immediately drop what you're holding.

And you're so horribly afraid that the next thing you move you're gonna have to dash away from him. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I drop what I'm holding? Yes. Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not. Are you fucking kidding me?! I'm not. What are you holding? My fucking dagger! My Arcane Focus! Are you always holding it? I have to use it to cast my spells! It's a dagger! On your turn you'll drop what you're holding. Well, it could be in your coat. No! I'm holding it!

- Boat of Felix! - Toa, you're up. Toa, you're up. - Felix, get up, you're up! I got an handle! - This is made better for the fact that Amy's in a suit. - Bonus action, battle trans. Can I run through these guys? - Yes, they're small, you'd be able to run through. - What the fuck? - So is it like fear that's on him? - No, it's worse than fear. - It's worse than fear, yeah. - It's turn undead on us, essentially. - Yes. - That's Steve's dash action. - So these guys already made,

- So it would be this guy, this guy, and this guy. So three opportunity attacks. - Three opportunity attacks, pause. - So I'm gonna use concentration now. - They all fail. - Okay. - They all fail. - I'm going to go in with double attack. - Do it. - Miss.

- 15 to hit. - 15 to hit? Oh, da-da-da, 15 to hit. That will miss. - Don't forget all your big shit. - Of course, the d8 is 19. - Okay, I got one more attack here. You know, I rolled well for Lufty. No, those all fail. Okay, I'm done.

Okay, so you see Toa run up as the ticking of haste is empowering him. You see him, go ahead. No, I can't, never mind. You run forward and you see three massive blows of his maul clang against the armor of Moloch as he's radiating around you. As he looks down at you, Toa, he raises up his whip and attempts to strike you with it.

And that'll hit. That'll hit. Can you feign that? No, it's my... Blasimo. Blasimo. Please do not strike me. 13 points of slashing damage and...

and 13 points of lightning damage. So 26, have 13, and then I'm raging, so I have the slashing. Yep. A lot of division today, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, I'll figure it out. Okay. Straight saving throw. Oh, you're already next to him, so it doesn't actually matter. It lashes against you. Iris, you're up. Yeah, girl. Oh. Oh, oh, yes. Shit, sorry. I thought more people had to go before me. I am going to...

You're awesome. I am going to cast Word of Radiance around me. Okay. So it should hit those three guys in front of me. They need to make a con saving throw. Con saving throw. We're going to do three on the hot ones.

They're going to all get less than 10. Okay, so they'll fail? They immediately are incinerated as you cast a prayer to Anubis and the radiating light blasts out of this warm sand-like energy and blasts all of them. And keep them in your body. I know. Fantastic. This isn't his first rodeo. This isn't my first rodeo. Okay.

And then for my bonus action, I am going to turn towards... I'm gonna move closer towards Caprice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like in range of the guys? Yes, in range of those guys. And I am going to turn towards Felix and...

Anubis, god under the mountain, please protect him from whatever this is. Thank you. And cast Sanctuary on Felix. He's just fucking screaming. Okay. Yes, you're screaming. Literally. Wait, doesn't it end though when he just, so that we're good, it ends as soon as he does anything, right? If he attacks, but if anything tries to hit him now...

It's wisdom saving throw. But spells are good, right? Huh? He can cast spells with it on? Anytime he makes an attack or does anything aggressive, he'll drop. I'm about to run in terror. He's literally not until way over here. I'm just trying to protect him for now. When he doesn't have his dagger, I'm going to kill you. Okay, so you feel the power of Anubis protecting you. And Xurne turns and let's see what he's going to do. I love you.

Do I have to read any of my spellbook to guess, Boz? No. No. As he grips his greatsword, and you see it glow with this horrible sickly yellowish green light as he raises it up and stabs it down. This

- This is Xurne? - This is Xurne. He slices into Moloch and you see it pierce his flesh. This horrible, fiery blood spills out and you see his whole pestle and start to spread as the armor begins to crack and his AC is reduced by two for the next round. - Oh, shit! - And then following up, he slices and slices. And with that, it is Capri-- Capri's turn.

Holy shit, what the fuck? Oh my god! Oh, Jesus! I'm gonna go... I'll take a pack of opportunity. I'll go like this and get right here and then I will do Thunder Wave for a level. I think they all use their reactions, right? Yes. Oh, fantastic. Oh, I like baited them all out.

You baited the children, and then what we'll do is we'll do Thunder Wave at first level. You're gonna hit an iris if you do Thunder Wave. Nope, it's 15 feet centered around me. No, it's a cube out from you, sorry. I just looked it up and it claims that it's-- Just hit me, I don't care. Just do it from the cube, do it that way. If they already used their ship, then I'll just take a step forward and then I'll hit all of them?

No, so you can go here and hit these things. It's literally a cube from you that you can turn, but it pivots from you and goes forward. So three by three square. All right, I'll turn around and I'll bring and... You power cord. And they all need to make a... They need to make a constitutional saving throw. 12 is the highest.

Oh yeah, they all fucking-- They all are blown apart as the-- you hear-- you see Caprice with a power cord as they are completely blown apart and fall to the ground. And I'll turn to Lufty and I'll be like, "You got this! His end is spoon!" And then that'll be the end. I'll give her inspiration. For context, she wields a wooden spoon that she uses as a magic melee weapon. So I give her inspiration. It's a sentient weapon. And that was, for me, that was--

My hands are sentient weapons. Yeah. You're about to catch me. Are you 30 feet from Olaf? Uh, no. Like, he's within that. Oh, no, he's outside of it. Oh, he's outside. He turns to you, and you see the nostrils as his eyes look at you and narrow, and this little grumbling appears as he...

is going to use his legendary action. And you see a poof of smoke as...

As soon as the smoke disappears, he's gone, and Tepris, right in front of you, -sharp afloat, -flooming over you. -What? No way! -What? -Is Moloch in his... -Oh my gosh. -unblazing down at you. -Oh my god. -Look at the right side. At least Felix won't be the first one dead.

Look to your left. Look to your left. So quick. So she failed her wisdom saving throw as well. Yes. So she has to dash. So she drops her spoon and use her dash action to get away from Malik. Oh, wow. Okay. Her speed is very high. So it's going to be like all the way up there. So anyway, just to show you. She's right here.

I'll say she can get to the- there's a ring of fire around it and you stop as soon as you can't move anymore. So we'll say she can move to the edge of the battlefield. And that's a spoon if anybody's curious. Oh hell no, Lon. It's 18 squares, Lon.

Can she get to the Ring of Fire? She stops right there. Okay. Yes. So just get her to the end of the Ring of Fire. Just diagonal. Diagonal. All the way over. Yeah, just diagonal. She drops the spoon. She runs 240 feet per second. Oh no! Thank you, Chimera Game Grumps. Thank you. I'm not going to try. As she, the horrible, the horrible, and then she needs to make a saving throw after that. Okay, saving throw? To see if she resists it. Crap.

And it's what, wisdom? Yes. 21. I got you. So the save will be... I forgot that. I had a fire. 17? 17 fails. Oh no, use the inspiration. Oh yeah, we'll use a... It's a d8, so here, I'll do it. It's plus one.

Okay, not enough. As the shrieks of the children are still in her brain, as she looks incredibly, just horribly tortured and horrified. As Moloch raises his whip in his last legendary actions in the Rite of Eucadrice. As he's going to do that, and it's gonna be a 30 to hit. Does that hit?

Yes, nothing I can do. Just barely. He just barely misses. It nipped the nips. That was it. He's got 31 AC. 28 points of damage. Ah, lashing!

- Like Kramer style from Seinfeld. - Make a strength saving throw. Make a strength saving throw. - Oh, a strength you say? Plus zero, that's gonna be, just let me-- - Hey, me too buddy. - Let me subscribe. - Plus five. - No, no, no, my actual strength saving, oh plus five, thank you. Lord in heaven.

- 12. - Defail. - As the whip shocks you and slashes at you as he raises you up and his eyes narrow, there seems to be some sort of recognition on you as he smells you and blasts this horrible ash from his nostrils and drops as the whip untangles and drops you back down. - The only solution is kill Caprice. - More problems.

Wow. If he took Caprice the last go, surely. As on the lair action... How do you do this? I don't know. As the lair action, you see that as he is turning all around you, he...

As fire erupts all around him, I need, uh, you've got to basically cast a fireball, so what's the radius on a fireball? 20 feet. 20 foot radius. No, it's not. It's a layer action. What was that? 20 foot radius. Is it centered on him, or is it going to go 20 foot out? Oh, sorry, in every direction. Ah, I see him! It's 20 foot on him, so it will be shorter than him. Okay, so...

Let's say the center's here, right? So one, two, three, four. Yeah, one, two, three, four. So it gets one, two, three, four. You're good. Yeah, you're safe. So it's these three. So Zurn is going to incinerate the shadow babies as they get blasted. As Zurn is going to manage to dodge it, but I need the two of you to make a dexterity check.

- Saving throw. - Me? - Let's go Heist! - Plus five. - Heist, you Heist. - Eight. - 24. - 24 passive, eight does not. - That's it. - Use your twists! Use your twists! - Yeah, we got two. - I probably won't not use one of them. - It's one edge of dexterity. - Mikey said we would need them. - Dexterity? - Yeah. - And now we have an extra one. - That passes. I pass. - We're good. - So we're good. - You have 19 left, guys. - Ouch!

32 points of fire damage. Yeah, I stubbed my toe. So 32 blasts, so that'll be quartered for you. 16, eight, okay. Oh, because of fire. Yeah. Nice. This is a good resistance to have. So it's four, four points. As you, it blasts, as you manage to resist it. And with that, that's the later action. Persia, you're up. Persia failed her thing, so she has to run away. Oh, so yeah, yeah. So she, you just ape sprint. You ape escape. Ape escape.

Okay. I maintain concentration. You're going away. I'm not holding anything. Yeah, so you dash away and the fire is blazing, you can't go any further. And with that, make another wisdom saving throw. Wisdom save. I have it on here, I think it's just plus one. Plus five. Well, until I run over here and I'm stuck and he kills me. I think he's gonna basically wisdom me. I hope not. I hope not.

- That was even worse. - Use one more, use one more. - Okay, I'll use a different dice. - Yeah, please. - Yeah, use the pretty one. There we go. - It wasn't in my box. - 21. - 21, barely passes. Barely passes. - That's what I do, get it girl. - As you finally manage to resist the horrible wails of these children. And with that, it's Felix's turn. - So I just run? - You just drop your dagger, whatever you're holding. - No, fuck no, my life.

Oh no, oh god, Milo's dead! No! That's my deck. Oh no, Locke! You spread and the fire is blazing and it stops you. Yeah, that's good. I'm making the wisdom saving throw. I gotta roll a decent 11. We got twists. I'm using one. No? With that, it is... I don't take any more damage though, do I? Nope. Nope. So that's it. You're going to die. Bye, Dale.

As you see his flesh, you've done several wounds, especially Zurn, slicing him up. At the beginning of each of his turns, you see the flesh start to close up and sear. That is what he does. And so he is healing. And he's healed quite a bit, I'll say. - Aw, geez. - All of it. He's back to max.

- Well, you don't know what Zurn did, but as far as he definitely out-healed what you guys have done. - Yeah. - Feel the Zurn. ♪ Stalk casting ♪ - Feel the Zurn. - You see, as he looks,

- My first character's a dork. - Mine too. - You too. - First Star Wars character. - In front of you guys. - Who's you guys? - Both of them. - Us again, yeah. Thanks, Caprice. - Iris first, though. - You see his hand glow with this horrible hellfire as the ground opens up beneath you and this horrible pillar of flame. It is. - I will counter spell it.

That was Flamestrike. That was going to be my act. So what level is Flamestrike when I'm in the state? I don't see why not. I'm doing it.

Can Andy use reactions while he's under the-- Do I just-- so I can react. Yes. I don't know what the status effect is. Is that what it is? So it just uses your action. You can't take reactions. You just use your action because you're so afraid. Does action and reaction-- It's a fifth level spell. It's a fifth level spell, so I have to roll for it. Yes. Oh, for Sanctuary. And it's-- so I have to roll a higher than 15. Yeah. I'm actually-- I rolled a 10 plus the spell level, so I have to roll higher than a 15 plus--

Seven, so... That's caught. Fourteen. What do we have? How many seconds do we have? I have to roll an eight or higher. Fifteen. It's canceled. Fifteen. So as the ground is opening up beneath you, almost as if it's a portal to...

to the nine hells itself. I'll do that. - I look and I'll sing. I'll be like, "Ooh, look what you made me do. "You made me screw up you. "You made me screw up you "and now you have to do brand new. "Thanks, Sam Riegel. "Love you." - And the flame goes out and his one flame stripe of the day is counterspelled. - What was the CR on it?

I'm sorry, the DC? - The fifth level, it was only 15. - Okay, nice, 15. - Nice, okay, got it. - And that is his turn, that's a spell. - We gotta twist of fate on that, or we gotta twist, twist, twist that. - Twist, twist, twist. - It's a counter spell, I gotta give the twist. - I was like, no Felix! I'm gonna run up here and I guess take an opportunity attack 'cause they've gone.

Yep. I am going to, finally remembering, I'm going to use Berserker, what's it called? Frenzy Reckless Attack. For all of my attacks, I'm advantaged on every attack. So that hits the first one.

Second one also, it's over 20, 22. Yep. Thanks for the follow, luck next time. Thanks for the follow. Yes, you are. His AC is dropped by two, remember? Oh, okay. He has 17 AC. That was double four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11. I only get matters. I don't know what I'm going to do. So two's a hit, which is still good. Okay.

10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16. What are these things, Mike? Those are the charred corpses of the minotaur skeletons. So it doesn't look like anything that's fighting. 27 million. 27 million is a sheet of penises. Thanks, Andy.

- You run up seeing all the carnage that Moloch is unleashing. You smash your mole into it, clangs off once. 24 does not seem to be doing as much damage as you'd be liking. - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. You drew eight penises in the map. - 26 turned the matter. - What was that? Yeah, I know, right? - This map is denied.

- 25, he points his damage total. - Oh, so 13. - So 13, yes. - 13 as you smash in a little bit with your three attacks. - But he's marked, so he-- - In this game of find the penis, there are eight of them. - Yep. - And he's going to turn to you and raise his whip against you. Oh wow, that's 17, he's gonna miss.

No, that hits. Oh, no, no, your haste is plus two. My haste is plus two? From haste! Oh, you're right! Thank you! No, it misses! So it looks like it's going to hit you and literally matrixes it and dodges out of the way. Okay. I'm looking out for you, big guy. Thank you. That's one. That is one legit Irish. You're up.

Felix? Oh, sorry. Did Felix ever go invasion? No, he ran. He ran. Oh. Oh, it is my turn. Yes, we're already on round two here. Snap in combat, ladies and gentlemen. Okay. I am going to... I am going to drop my spiritual weapon down on Moloch. Okay. Hell yeah. I need to know what type of damage that does. Is that force? Force. Or radio. Got it.

Oh, maybe it's Radiance. Let me look. It's Force. You think that it's Force? Yeah. And so that is going to be... I got to roll to hit you. Yep, 17 is his AC for this turn. That's going to be a 19. 19 is going to hit.

- And then I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is a lot. Where's my d8? - That's true, Andy drew a tiny penis here. - No, it's a spoon, asshole. - Nine points of force damage. - Nine points of force damage as the crook and flail immediately appears and smashes into Moloch and it seems to do the full amount of damage. - Thank you. And then I'm going to cast Toll the Dead on him, which is the problem. - I have a purple, I have a little purple guy. - Sure, where do you want it? Where did you put it?

On top of him. Oh, like, like, yeah. It appears and smashes into him. My Crook and Flail. And then I'm going to cast Toll the Dead on him. Okay. Saving Thrill. Wisdom Saving Thrill. Wisdom. That'll be a... Ooh, a 19.

- Maybe he passes, I'm gonna not do that ever again. - You hear the dong and he seems to be totally unaffected. - He hears a dong. - He hears a dong. - Expand dong. - Because my cam trip was a dick. - And with that, with that it is-- - It's Zer's turn. - Or unless you got some shit going on. - I have some shit going on. - That's not good. - Babe. - Babe. - Oh, oh boy.

Oh, you're clever, man. I like it. He's gonna swing his... Actually, no. He's gonna hold that. He's gonna hold that. Zurn's turn. As he turns around, as he looks around looking for Moloch, his gray hair flips and blows in the wind that his wings are... are blasting. And he surveys the battle and he sees you running, Felix, and he points his great sword at you. Please save me, Dad, Zurn! And he's...

- You were trained by the greatest military force in the world. - They cast Dispel, Remove Curse on you. As you feel an energy and the horrible fear that was on you as Daddy Zurn, as he flies forward and...

Let's see if he hits. Thank you for the follow! Jigsaw Studios QA. And he hits all three times. And he is slicing the shit out of Moloch, as Moloch is not facing him. And he's reddening his flesh. Fire, this horrible blood is spilling out of him. Okay. But remember, his AC then goes back up. You see the horrible pestilence that he had put on him. He now has a 19 AC. Capricer. Oh!

Yep, free trial. Oh shit, for real? Yep. I was ready. Um... Um...

- "Moloch, take some of this!" - I'll pull out my rapier and I'll... - You'll hook him in the knee? - No, you'll pick the meat out of his teeth. - I'm going for the face between the puck of the knee and the shin, like that's really juicy. - Critical fail. - And then... - I'll drink a healing potion. - You hear a yelp as it just clangs helplessly and he just douses a healing potion.

With that, he's going to raise his whip and bring it down upon you, Caprice. That is going to be... He's disadvantaged. He's disadvantaged, man. Hey, man. Hey, man. Does a... Shit. Does a... Oh, my God. Uh...

18 so high. I will say, um, uh, pairing up with demons, Monlok, you can do better in cutting words back. Roll a D8 and see if we can get it. No, that's yours. You roll a D8. Oh, I will. All right, I need a three or higher. Four. Yeah!

It looks like the horrible crackling the lightning whip is going to hit you and you say that. He hesitates. He gets so angry his nostrils flare. He hesitated and missed. With that, Lifty. She stops. She's not using her action to dash. Oh, she's good.

She still has to run away from him. But she can't go anywhere. - But she can't go anywhere. - Okay, so her action is gone and she moves. - So you basically just roll to see if she survives. - 21? - 21 passes barely. Barely as the horrible cries, the echoing in her brain dissipates and she finally resolves herself.

With that, you hear, however you hear more wailing inside, more of the ash children emerge and... That's my cue. Andy, can you, uh, uh, can we get, yeah. You wanna grab him from there. It's a later actions turn, you should know this, Reg. And where do you want them, buddy? Uh, here we go. And that's all. Yep, that's all. So we're going to get Boink and a Boink.

That's a lot of capers. We're gonna get two on you. No, get out of here. Two on you? No. I don't agree. Why not? Yeah, yeah. And then we're going to now act as, actually no, that one will fly, can we get another one around Iris? Move the one that is back toward, yeah, that one, move that one toward Iris. Okay, so they're all going to attack now. We have three on Toa.

- My AC is 17. - Plus two. - Oh, thank you, thank you. All the myths on tow, we're gonna one on Xurne. Xurne, Effort with a natural 20. Effortlessly, God is out of the way. We have two on Iris. Both of those are going to hit as... - They're higher than a 47. - Oh. I rolled a 19 on both of them. That's gonna deal...

Seven points of slashing damage. So three points as they slash into you and then two on Felix. Felix. Natural one. 16. 16, so one is going to hit and that's going to deal... Oh, actually, hold on. He has Sanctuary. Oh, you're right. He does have Sanctuary. So yes, he has to make a Wisdom save or he can't attack him. Don't they have to literally attack each other? Oh, yeah, he would have to attack his friend. Oh, okay.

Well, he must choose a new target or lose the attacker's spell. Yeah. I will, you know what, rule of cool, he's gonna attack his friend. Tear each other to shreds! He's gonna hit as the sanctuary, it looks like there's a confusion as it tears into his friend and it poofs. Yeah, rule of cool. Kiss my ass. With that, it is, that's Leia's actions turn. Hersha, you're up. Giant Ape. Ape Escape. What about Caprice? What about the one on Caprice?

Are we gonna hit Caprice? No, he's right. Oh! Oh, that's right! No, that's right! You take more.

- Thank you. - Gotta be fair. - Thank you for keeping me honest. - I'm a DM, so. - A 16 and a 15. - A 15 and a 15? - 16 and a 15. - Both of them? - Okay. - Oh, you're a 15, sorry. - Wow. - Seven points of slashing damage, so three. Three points of slashing damage. - You got to turn in your home. - You've been halving everything, right? Maintaining game stability. - I expect you guys to get seven from half. - So seven, but two are so different. So you're halving everything, right? - Three twice? - Yes, I am. - No, no, three total.

You slice into you. With that... And we'll see if I maintain concentration. I'm fine. Okay, with that, it is Herge's turn now as the giant ape. You see the fear of the ape as this massive wall fires. The force is burning behind you.

So I use my movement. You're still afraid though, right? No. Or you have? No, she dropped it. Okay, you dropped it, yeah. So I'm gonna go over to this Minotaur over here. Yep. And I'm gonna Monstar from Space Jam style, pick up its skull and crush it into like a big fucking boulder. Okay. And I'm gonna throw it at Moloch. Okay. Okay.

So you see this massive ape smash in and grab the head and rip out a huge chunk of earth and literally monkey trouble it as, literally monkey troubles as. - Titans! - Titans! - Range attack plus nine. - She's gonna beast tighten this chef. - Is he within 50 feet? I think so. - Yeah. - Oh yeah, no, he can easily. So you literally beast tighten it.

- So I miss, I use a twist of fate. It did not hit. - Okay. - So we'll re-up to now. - I'm one off. - 15. - So I just chuck it at him. - You just chuck it as it goes wide and it flies over really high and lands in the battlefield behind you. You actually see there's one of those like goat men that's running forward as a straggler. As he gets completely flattened by this horrible thing.

- That was very kind of you. - As, um...

As what happens, the legendary action... No, it's Felix's turn. No, it's not. As you see with his hand, the horrible sulfur smell again returns. Look at this guy. As soon as you see that, Felix, it snuffs out and he wastes his legendary action. Fuck, I can't, I don't have a dagger. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Wait, does that mature a component? It does. No, semantic. That's it. So you see him snap and it goes out of his hand and disappears as he turns at you in the bull helmet.

as the eye is narrow. And with that, it is Felix's turn. - Okay. - Welcome, Olimide. - Welcome, yeah, welcome everyone. What does it require me to do to pick up my dagger? What do I lose on my turn? - Three attack interaction. - You can literally run by and scoop up. - I'm gonna use my, I take one attack on opportunity. - Got it.

What's my movement speed? That'll be 22 to hit. That's going to hit me. Okay. That is going to be four points of slashing damage. Then 5, 10, 15, 20. 25, 30. And then I'm going to use my action to regain my composure and cast Mirror Image upon myself. Okay. You do that.

So as you see Felix run by, he scoops up his dagger and it glows immediately with this flashing blue and suddenly three Felix's in his spot shimmer and it's hard to tell like a mirage what is happening. And that, I believe he has one more legendary action. Does he have one more? No. I think I dissolved them. And so he can't do it as Felix

He is going to then, what'd we say? - I'm gonna use a lucky die to reroll my concentration. - You did it. - Oh, it was a feature. - Sorry, yes, yes, sorry, I'm not Vantress. - Thank you for the ball, and welcome to Vantress. - Thank you, Sticks and Grits, great to have you, thank you. - Let's just use 'em. - Yeah.

as he looks at you after counterspelling, cracks his whip, and it flies towards you, Felix. Okay, so I must roll a six or higher to change the target's attack to a duplicate. Got it. He attacks one of my duplicates instead, and it's 10 plus my dexterity modifier, so it's a 13. A 13, he gets a 23.

One of my duplicates. As the crackling lightning whip flies over you and it looks like he's going to hit and then Moloch lets out a grunt as it wraps around and he pulls and it's not you. It's one of your duplicates. And it shatters and there's two more floating in his face. He still has more multi-attack.

So then he's going to lean down and then the multi-attack is going to... He's going to then try to lean towards you, Toa. And...

You see this-- He's advantaged. He's advantaged? He's advantaged on me. He's advantaged on you. As the horrible helmet, a massive jaw emerged and tears through the crackling of flesh. Also, he heals. Wow. A minimum mistake! And he's going to try to chunk you, and he's advantaged. Wow. Yikes, ladies and gentlemen. That's a big yikes for me. That's a big--

28. That's good. 28. Barely missed. Barely. If only you were Frost. I don't have enough d8s. Oh, jeez. I don't think you need any. You know what? You should honestly just cut the damage in half. Yeah, you've been doing that for us. You should do yourself the same favor. 14.

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26 points of piercing damage. - Okay, so quartered. - Quartered. - Nice. - As he tears into your flesh, however it's still fucking quartered. - Six. - Oh, why do I do these things? And then Caprice is going to claw you. 17. - You don't want to touch that, thank you. - That'll still hit him. - No. - Oh. - Tell him. - No, Caprice. - Sorry, I misunderstood. Yes. - 17, he's gonna claw. And I'll just, I'll roll the damage and I'll tell him when he gets back. - Oh, Dusty.

Uh, claw... Oh, that's not that much damage. Come on. 18 points of slashing. As he slashes in, okay, with that, it's Toa's turn. And you see his wounds are closing back up at a crazy rate. This isn't good. Can't we stop him from healing somehow? I can just hit him with this big thing. I'm gonna attack. I will use reckless attack again. I will never not use it. Hit. You took 18 points of slashing damage there.

No, I didn't. Did you witness that? I did. Two natural ones in a row. I did. That's one in 400! One in 400! Two natural ones in a fucking row! Nah! Now roll it again, see if you can get that one in 8000. Oh, let's do it, let's do it. No, that would've hit. Okay, well, you know, that's fine. I took 18 divided by 2, right? Yep.

Ooh, horrible damage though. Can you reroll all of those though? Or no? No, I don't have a fighting style. I have 2, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21 damage. So it's halved. He takes 10 damage total, Mike. I already have that. Thank you. Also, don't forget, I think that leveling up changed it, but we all have 5 additional maxing hit points from the aid that I cast because it lasts 8 hours.

What happens to your max HP? So 10 total? It's your max HP. Yeah, 10 total. I already have it. Pull a Swords of Hope. Hey everyone. And with that... Oh, not 10. Override max. Yes. But I'm going to add 5 to my current hit points to account for that.

He is going to grab his lightning whip and he's going to once again, Felix, try to reel you in. Let me read my spell. Sorry guys. Oh no, that's not it. It's major. I don't care for it. An eight or higher. Hey, another duplicate. Very nice. Ace of 13.

He can still miss on the uh... He hits it. Okay. Lightning Whip shatters. And okay, that's one legendary action. Uh, Iris, you're up. So, when you cast Mirror Image, you really expect it to last more than a half turn. That's all I'm gonna say. I love you, Felix and the mirror. To you future wizards out there, maybe don't put too much stock in it lasting more than a full round.

Iris, it's your turn. Sorry. Oh, it is? Great. I am going to... Oh my god, sorry. I was just fixing that. I am going to... What's the rage on that fucking whip?

Anubis, give me your judgment. Send me your aid. And I'm going to call forth my spirit guardians. Fuck yeah. And so I'm going to have them swirling around me and they're these Egyptian style skeletal warriors that are like spiritually like whipping out for me and doing damage. Is it like those? What kind of damage? It is radiant. And it's the second they enter they have to all make it, correct?

No, it's on their turn. I think it's on their turn. I just want to make sure. I'm designating all of my allies to be unaffected.

Any creature in the area, their speed is halved. When the creature enters the area for the first time on a turn or starts its turn there, it must make a wisdom saving throw. So the first thing they enter it. On a turn. And it's a turn. So they all get incinerated. Everyone. No, no, no. On their turn, they would get incinerated, I guess. Or are you just doing it now? No, the second they enter it. And so they're entering it for the first time.

- Do you want me to walk up and kill them too? - It says on a turn. - No, no, no, I'm saying. - So then I am going to move directly next to, I'm gonna move as close to Toa as I can get. - Well, I'm gonna die anyway, I guess. - What's the range on it, 15 feet? - 15 feet. - Oh, okay. Then they're good. - So you wanna kill like all these guys? - No, I wanna stand next to you. - Right here.

Or do you want to stand here? That's fine, that's fine. I just want to be next to you. So, what's the DC, by the way? The DC is wisdom 16. Wisdom, he gets a 19. So he's going to take half of the roll damage and then he'll take half of it.

- Oh yes, roll damage, he'll take half of it. - You see these Anubian warriors swirling around the spectral, this turquoise light. They spin around slicing all of these horrible wailing shadow creatures and completely turning them into puffs of smoke as they're slashing them. - You guys ever see Spirit Guardians of the Galaxy?

- That's a good one, that's like that stuff on "Faraday Adventure." - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Seven radiant damage. - Seven radiant damage. And... - I rolled really low, to be fair. - As they manage to slice, and Moloch managed to dodge one of them. However, as soon as it hits, you see this radiating wound appear, and all of the closing of his flesh starts, begins to stop.

as he sees that he looks at you iris and he's going to with you uh he's this weird

- That's good because it was a natural 20. - It wouldn't have been. - Oh, you're right, it would not have been. - Oh, sorry. - But this is still a-- - No, disadvantage is good. - A 22. - No, it misses. - It misses. And so that is going to deal. Does lightning and slashing make a difference or can I just roll this all at the same time? - You roll it all at the same 'cause I'm resistant to all of it because of you. - Correct. Oh, that's right. 21, 22, 23.

32 points of damage. Make a strength saving throw as the whip slashes you. And so half of that. - Yeah, 16. - Always half of it. - I drop it by six. I'm using my reaction to-- - So I will add six more damage. - You will add six health. - Six health, yes. - So you see these swirling spirits of, you see a turtle swirled by and a boar and manages to absorb some of the damage before dissipating.

- 11. - 11, as it whips around you and yanks you forward five feet until you're directly in melee range of him. - That'll do it. - Okay. - Hey, Aramis. - With that, it is Zurni's turn. - Let's go, Zurn. - Zurn's turn. What is Zurn going to do? - He's holding me a little more tightly than I would prefer. Oh, good.

Watch the gold. We have a dog named Remy, one of our villains. We do! My character's name, Crammy, was inspired by Remy. And you see now that Zurn, his sword, his great sword is glowing and he's wielding one hand and a swirling wind spins around and around and around and then it blasts out. You feel an even more empowerment. You have...

Advantage on all saving throws for the next round. Nice. And his sword slices forward. Okay. Tearing into Moloch's flesh. And let me see if he hits all three. Is that still on top of the plus five of saving throws we get? Yeah, you're damaged. Okay. Including plus five. Just to be, I did roll for my concentration on those hits and I kept it. He's slicing into it. Okay, that's his turn. And I think he has...

And with that, he is going to use last legendary action. And he looks all around and in a poof of ash, he disappears and blinks behind you, Caprice. - Yikes. - Okay. - He's really after Caprice here. - Okay. - Is he within 15 feet of me? Because that would still make him get hit by my stuff. 'Cause he's so big.

Well, he's still in it. Everyone enjoys an attack of opportunity, right? No. He tried. Well, he's still in it. It's not like he goes away and whatever. He just teleports out. So he's still in it. I'm just saying, if he left it and then got back in it, he would take the damage.

You know what? I'm gonna allow it. He passes. He passes. You gotta take half of it. Hey, look, I'm saying he passes. You give me another teddy bear to eat and tell the story. You're really nice to him. You're really nice to him. 13 this time. So half of 13 is a hot six.

Oh wow, you're actually starting to do a little bit of damage to him, guys. As the Anubian warriors are slashing into him. Okay. With that, it is... Whose turn is it? Caprice. I thought it was Molot's turn. Didn't he just teleport behind Caprice? Legendary action. Zerm wins. How tall is this guy? He's probably a good... Like 16, 18 feet. Okay. I will...

- Would I be able to, this is a horrible question mechanically. Would I be able to get away with fairy fire but the cube starts at 10 feet up so it doesn't affect anybody except for people whose heads are like dipping in the pool? - Yeah. - All right. - I mean, that's how this ball works. - It's like a gas, right? - Yeah, the only question is if it's concentration. - Fuck, it is. Of course it is. You're barred, everything's concentration. - I'll turn to him and I'll make another swipe at his Achilles heel.

with a natural 1. Yikes. Yikes. That's a nightmare. I'll turn to Toa and I'll be like, "Hey Min, you got this!" And then give him inspiration. Oh thanks Min! I appreciate that. Hey Min. I feel very inspired right now. And that'll be the conclusion of my turn. Okay, you do that. And with that it is... Loofty.

Rich, lefty. Oh, oh, um... So, I'm gonna use a key point to dash. And I just said that she dashed away and got here, so she can dash here and get back. Yep. So you have to get her action to pick up her... Got it. ...spoon. And then... Actually, I'm not gonna use a key point, because I don't think I can do anything else...

No, actually, no. Here's what I'm going to do. Here's what I'm going to do. Does she have darts? I'm guessing she has darts. She has darts. Okay. So I am going to then use the attack action and throw two darts. Okay. Moloch. Okay.

Ooh, the six probably misses it, sorry. 19 aces. Yeah, I think a six probably does miss, Rich. You think? No, it's a seven. Yeah. Oh, hey, that little guy right there is within 15 feet of me, so he's incinerated. Oh, yeah, it's incinerated. So I believe it's going... No, it's 1d4, sorry. It's a dirt.

Going off in a minute. - Yeah! - Aw! - Eight damage. Just a little...dark. - Eight damage. It flies in, so that'd be four damage as it flies-- they're not magical, are they? Are Monk-o-pins magical yet? - Nope. Well, my punches are, but not.

So it flies in, one manages to hit, and with that it is the layer action. And after teleporting, the layer action you see that directly in between all of you, basically between Caprice, right in here.

You see it suddenly materialize out of nowhere as he uses a similar thing as mazer illusion as this horrible burning pyre of burning, wailing, moaning corpses. Adults, children, horrible, horrible wails of agony. I think everyone would make a wisdom saving throw. Yikes. We're advantaged.

- Yes. - All advantage. - Yes, we're 20! - Is there a wisdom saving throw? - 25. Is that finally enough?

- Good job guys. - Yeah, 32. - Pass. - 21. - Barely pass. 25 and a half. - Pass. - 26. - 26. - Grab it, quick. - It's this horrible burning pile of wailing children. You see that the intention was to strike fear in all of you. However, you all managed to steal yourselves. And Zurn does as well. And with that, it's Ruta's turn.

My turn? Oh, sorry! I thought you said Zurn's turn. I also heard Zurn. I was like, I thought it was Perugia. Apologies. Can I make it to him? I have, uh, four... Would that be a full dash? If you dash, you can make it, yes, but that's your whole turn, then. Unless you can dash... You can get here with basic movement. If you dash, that's an action, right?

Yeah, I'll get to that minotaur. Sorry, what do you mean above here? Yeah, there. Right there. And then I'll do the same thing as I did last time. I'll scoop up the bones, crunch them together, and throw them at him. How many people should you actually saw? I'm a giant ape that was been falling more fire than I was. You managed to grab the skull and a ton of earth, and you monkey trouble. Monkey trouble, let's go. And smash. This will hit, I think, with a 25? That'll hit, yeah. Yeah, for sure.

The damage is nuts, right? You can hit from there. Holy shit. She's like throwing. Oh, yeah. So that I do something. 7d6 plus 6. Do this if you want me to drop the polymorph. I think I'm good. Playback here has occurred. Is it time for the Hellboy soundtrack? Hellboy! Hellboy, yeah. That's my favorite. That's the worst movie of all time.

sorry rabbit it might actually just be because we're all screaming over each other yeah that's most that's probably what it is yeah we'll work on that let's just try to one person at a time this business in a world where nothing is secret

38 points of bludgeoning damage. 38. Yeah, it's 76 plus 6. This clump of just like throw? Smash into it. So 38, which is halved. It's bronc. So I created a rock. Okay. Half of 38 is what? Is 16? No, it's 19. 19. Wow. Brains. Brains. I guess I have to do something here. Woo!

And I would pound the table and he had my stomach. And it smashes and he stumbles forward. With that, it is Felix's turn. Alright, uh, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. I'm going to fire Ice Knife at level 2 at him. You can do that. That's nice. So you have to dex 16. Got it.

Ooh, can I be like, weak to it? I doubt it. I'm hoping. 19. That's a pass. So, on a miss, he does blah blah blah. Hit or miss, it then explodes. So you will just take 2d6 cold damage. Yee!

- Nice, you should have bet. - Oh, nice. - 11 points of ice damage. - 11 points of ice damage. - Cold damage, I guess. - Cold damage as it flings forward. As it blasts, he managed to dodge it, but it does a bit of damage. Okay, with that, it is his turn. As he is going to

take his whip and spin it around and it starts, the crackling lightning starts to ignite into fire as he holds out his hand and his hand ignites and in a massive cone that'll hit all four of you, Zurn, Felix, Caprice, and Iris. - Wait. - Oh, he's going this way. - Yes. - This way? - Oh, baloney!

No, no, not Felix. Sorry, the other one. This one. Sorry, yeah. He's going that. So check on everyone except for Felix. Okay. So he's going to move around. He's going to move around just very slightly. Like there? Yeah. And he'll do that. Oh, did he start his turn there, though? So he needs to take more damage. He does. He's going to get a 33. I like these skeletons. They're like looking at their watches, tapping their feet, like waiting to be damaged.

18 points of damage. 18, wow. So that'll be 9...

Okay, as the, uh, he's still getting swarmed and swarmed, and he is gonna a massive, uh, cone of fire erupt from his hand. And Source of Hope says, "Man, I love Mikey's DM skills. He brings the game to life." Thank you so much! Deck saving throw. Thank you so much. A deck saving throw? Deck saving throw. Oh, I thought you said death. I'm- Death saving throw. You're all fucking dead. Fuck yourself. On every- everybody? Yeah. Uh, everyone except Felix. Dex. What do you want as the DC?

- Are we still at Vance? Sorry, someone's gonna ask that. - I pass. - Yeah. - 21 exactly. - Wow. - 22. - Okay. - Hold on, so Lufti and Tora both fail. - Okay. - I'm gonna say Lufti should use a twist of fate. - Yes, okay.

- You know what, let's just let it ride and see what happens. - 24, 27, 29, 34, 36 points of fire damage to everyone that failed half to all those, so half of 36. - So half of 36. - Half of 36 and then halved again as it blasts forward as this massive cone of fire erupts. - That's not that much.

as you dodge out of... It's ordered. We're level seven. It's over. Not for me. I take half. Nope, and then another half. And then another half. We're resistant to everything.

So if you pass, you take a quarter. He's letting us stack. I thought you... Oh, I was going to say you can't stack resistance. No, no, no. Does that count as resistance? Passing a save throw? No. That's what I thought. So you dodge out, we take half, and then you're resistant to it. So then I need to add nine. Okay. I'm going to use my reaction to... I was already down. Oh, okay. Awful. And that's his turn. Charlie, you're up.

I will, just to make things snappy, and because I'm a barbarian, I'm just gonna run up here and attack him three times. - You're inspired. - With Reckless Swing, hits, misses. - You're inspired. - So a four. I'm gonna hand this to Rich. - Aw, that's nice of you. - He has a 21 AC? - Yeah. - What? - No, he's a 19 AC. - He literally just got new dice, it's just how he rolls dice.

Oh, shit, so eight, so, uh, so hold on. So that might actually hit. So eight, um, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, uh... nineteen to hit. Nineteen to hit? That's barely. Holy shit. Welcome, Solicitee. Solic-- uh, no, uh, Kel-- Keltikee. Keltikee. Apologies. I don't know. It's very hard to say. Tell us how to pronounce it and we will pronounce it right. And a hit! So all three hit then because of Caprice, thank you very much.

- No problem, Thorne. - Oh, thank you, Winnie. - Thank you so much, Winnie. - Thank you. Let's roll these bones. - Nice. Thanks, Winnie. Appreciate it. - So 10, 20, 25, 26. - Oh, solicity, done. - That's what I said. - Thank you, Matt. - I read it right. - I read it right. 42 damage. 42 damage as you're smashing in, even though it's not doing its full damage, it's still getting there.

Double 18. Okay. Is that your turn, Toa? Yeah, I'm done. Okay. So as soon as that happens, his hand stinks with that horrible sulfur. Fuck him, counterspell. As you counterspell him, once again, he gets counterspelled. I'm not using any fucking fireballs against this guy. Let's be realistic. All of it's going into fucking support shit here. You got a fireball, and now there are two more. Okay.

- Oh my God. - Mo mo lots, mo problems. Okay, with that it's Iris' turn. - I am going to move within range of him so that he takes my damage.

So you have to do your wisdom save. Well, he was in it and he took it already. But he moved. He moved out of it. That's why he took it again. No, he took it again. And then remember he said he's starting his turn and then you rolled it again. You did the damage again when he started his turn. Oh, you're right. Maybe you are. Well, I need to move forward then because I'm not actually in range of him. So can you move me forward one? Yeah, towards Derek. Thank you. And then I'm going to try to hit him with my...

It's only advantage for saving throws, right? Correct. Okay. So 15 doesn't hit with my spiritual weapon. So I am then going to cast Mass Healing Word at a third level. Oh, nice. Dat Mass. Yeah, dat mass. Wow. Dat mass. Dat mass.

Friends and guardians, may Anubis fill you with the rejuvenating energy of the sands, and I'm going to burst from me this, like, glittering golden sand that's going to heal everybody. Ooh! Anubis can fill you with the sands anytime he wants!

It's not that much healing. Great ape sneezes and gold dust comes out of his massive nostril. Don't kick him. And it's going to be six healing for all of you. Hey, that's a quarter of my hit points. How much do you like?

Six? A good hot six. I kid, I kid, I kid. But really. Don't be ashamed, you're the asexual guardian, right? Okay. With that, it is going to be... I hear that same as Ruffin Corson gets all over. It really is horrible. You're gonna have a rash between your legs. As he's going to turn and realize that...

that Iris is the one that is the radiant damage preventing his heals and take his web and it's gonna fly towards you. - He's disadvantaged. - You're right, he is disadvantaged. - That's still going to be a 26 to hit. - Yeah. - That's a 17. - That won't do. - Yeah, I know, I would need plus nine. - I should save that. - To my AC. - No, I could have subtracted a DA from that, so.

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I don't think that's gonna hurt me. 16. 16 as it wraps around and yanks you into melee range of him. And it tears into you. With that, it is Zurn's turn. And...

he's going to fly directly above Zurn, and his sword is going to glow with a strange green light, and you hear this buzzing. All these horrible locusts burst out of it and swarm all over him, and are in his eyes, in his armor, and is flying all over him, and he is disadvantaged on

all ability check, or all attack rolls and saving throws. Holy shit. You lose the advantage on saving throws. Correct. So I have some questions after this. Felix has some questions too. I have several questions. Oh, and you're also going to, once again, every time, like he does, he's going to do three attacks. Dan, three attacks. Caprice's turn. Caprice's turn.

Caprice, you're up. Oh. They all hit, and one is a natural 20. No, it is not actually. No, no, Zurn is attacking. Oh, thank God. Zurn hits a natural 20. No, I'm gonna run. I will deny that threat. What is the meaning of this? Sorry, is he natural 20? I'm immediately like, no. As he tears into the flesh, as fire is blasting out, as he's tearing into this armor, and Moloch is letting out these horrible bull-like sounds

not even quite bull-like, but just these horrible gravelly crackling things as the wailing of children. It's louder and louder. Does it seem roar-like? It's roar-like, yes. Roar-esque? Roar-esque, yes, indeed. Thank you for the follow-up. A roar shack test? Roar-escue? Roar-escue, sure. I'm going to...

I'm gonna take a poke at its shins with my stabby stab. And that adds 22 to hit. I finally fucking do some goddamn damage over here. That's gonna be seven piercing. - Seven piercing? - It's not magical. - Stabs and-- - So three points of piercing damage.

And then I'll turn to... You should spit on it! I'll turn to Loofty and I'll be like, Loofty, Loofty, Loofty, Loofty! And then I'll inspire her. Alright, and that'll be the conclusion of my turn. Let's fucking go. Okay, with that it is, is he gonna do anything?

He's not gonna do anything. He's done enough. He has one more legendary action. He's not gonna do anything for now. Look to you. You're up. Me up. I'm gonna run over here and I'm going to do the old wackity-wack-wack

We're not advantage, right? On attack rolls? No, he's disadvantage. So I'm gonna roll once. That's gonna hit. I'll make it a stunning strike. Okay. So if you wanna roll the save on that. Is it con? Or whiz? I'm sorry. 27. Or no, con's higher. 27 or 20. Or 30. Whackity whack whack whack whack whack whack look at Luke D. go.

I'll use the bar consideration to see if that makes the difference. 12 plus...

- Seven, 21 AC, right? - No, no, no, 19 AC. - 19 AC. - 21 is the DC for everything but his yank hand. That's a 24 AC. - His yank hand? - His yank, he yanks. - Please don't ever refer to it as 24. - No, no. - Please don't ever refer to it as a yank hand ever again. - 18 damage with her punches and kicks, which is all magic.

Okay, so smacking in, it seems as every single Mufti's in severe training, the ki that flows through her body that she's channeling in with her martial arts, she's doing the full amount of damage. She's blasting her limbs into him and smashing in. He's taking the 20, how much damage is it? 16. 16. She's going to put her spoon on her back so that it's not, she's not holding it anymore. Okay, yep. Spoon on her back. Got it.

With that, it is... If he gonna do something... He's not. And so with that, it is LairAction's turn. He doesn't want to use his yank hand? Not yet. Not yet. As he is... So that's these... It's been one, so this would be another Ash Baby thing. As they are going to fly in. And we're going to see how many immediately get incinerated. You can shave the baby. You can shave the baby.

- And it's exclamation point character game if you wanted to see like little character. - Oh, thank you. - Five of them. - I'm gonna do Iris. - Five of them get immediately incinerated by this to swarm Felix. And then the remaining three are just outside of the radiant, the other side of Molok. - It just takes a minute.

And then they are going... So how many are left? Three are left, and they're gonna be on the other side of Moloch just outside of the range of Spirit Guardian. As they are going to breathe ash on the rest of you. I need everyone to make a dexterity saving throw. We are no longer advantage. Correct. Natural 20! It's supposed to be 20 somewhere. So 29. Pass. I got a 14. Pass. Is it dexterity? Dex.

A 31. Pass. 23. That passed. 14 passed? Fuck yeah. They're minions. Oh, okay. Well, you know. They're just little babies. I just want to hug them so much. 18. Passes. Lufty? Yeah. Okay, so you all pass, and that's all they're going to do. Okay, with that, it's your turn.

- We're just gonna walk up to Moloch and size him up. - Yeah. - Like back over here? - I think back over there, yeah. 'Cause that's probably gonna be my full- - Quick change here. - I want my action to climb him. - You're about the same size as him.

- I wanna get on top of him. - You could grapple him. - Or can I try a grapple? - I would do a grapple. I would do a grapple. - Okay, I use my action to attempt to knock him over. - Yeah, for sure. - Okay. - Natural 12! - That's a big one. - You got me excited. - I thought it too. - Gotta just do stuff, you know. - Just, you know. - So that's a 21. - Gotta acknowledge it. - 25. As you see this massive ape try to grapple him and mull up.

Rips out. So that's your action? That's my action, that's my turn. Okay. So as soon as that happens, you know what? He's gonna turn to Felix. There's still one more mirror image. Bring it on, bitch! And he takes his weapon and flings it at you. When a Moloch comes along... You kidding with me? He's disadvantaged.

So wait, he's dis- wait, so hold on. First thing I have to do, sorry, I apologize. Thank you for the follow. Thanks for the follow. No knock Warren. Get a Warren! Get a Warren! So I have to roll first. Yes, to see if you target a mirror image. You don't, you target me. 19. To hit? Shield. Disadvantage? Yep. Shield. Yep. Okay, that makes my AC... More than 19? More than 19. 21. So...

As soon as it flies in, it's coming directly for you. You use your reaction and a glimmering silver shield emerges. And it clashes against and Molok looks angrily at you. And with that, it hits you. He says, no, my yank hand! As I moon him from behind the shield. Not my yank hand! Yikes.

How can I yank when I don't... That's the problem. Alright, here's the line. We crossed it. Don't king shame him! I will defend your king. And... Okay. As he is going to... He is going to step... I think so.

- Let's find out. - Is your shirt Lovecraft fighting Poe? - It is. - Yes. - So good. - It's so good. - Edgar Allan Poe. - With that, he is going to take opportunity attacks and walk through and go around towards Lufty, between Lufty and Felix.

Do you still have spirit guardians up? I do. His movement is halved. Oh! Yeah, his movement is halved but he also needs to do his thing. How far does he normally move then? Uh, his speed is only 30. So 15 feet. 5, 10, 15. You move like there? 11. And he is disadvantaged on his save, right? Oh, okay, sorry. On his wisdom save. Oh, he is, you're right. That's five opportu- six opportunity attacks.

- Uh, 16. - No. - 16. - That meets it. - Okay. - So it's a-- - Four up. - Barely. - Yeah, it's an 11. - An 11, so it's sliced in, it takes five points of that. - Yes. - Okay. - However, it seems as if every single strike that these Anubian warriors, these spectral Anubian warriors are doing to him is leaving the sand that is left from their weapon, is preventing his wounds from healing.

- And then with that, Iris is thinking about making an opportunity. - I'll use my reaction. - I did and I missed. - Okay. And then Derek's holding onto his. - I'm gonna use my quarterstaff. - Okay. - No, fuck it. I'm gonna go with my claws. - Okay. - I'm gonna scratch at him. - Yeah! - Scratch! Give him the bitness. - I'm gonna give him, he's gonna catch these claws. - Catch these claws. - No, he's probably not. Oh no, no, he will because that is a true,

- 21. - That'll hit. That'll enjoy a hit. - No, it's not. It's a 19. - Hey, Stella, you still gonna catch these claws? - I was looking at the thing above it. - You still gonna catch these claws? - It's not much because it's just claws, but. - Which can be dex or strength. - So it's going to be an eight. - An eight, so still four points of damage. - It's slashing. - Yeah, you slash into him. Okay.

Oh, and then once again, he spins around his whip. His claw extends as he's getting ready to cast Burning Hands again as his claw ignites and in a massive cone. I need everyone to make a dex saving throw.

and we are no longer advantaged. - You guys get plus two if you are within 10 feet of me. - Perfect. - 18? - Not enough. 21 to be safe. - 27. - Passes. - Thanks. - What do I need to beat it? I need like a 13. I don't even know if it's worth it. Let's try again. - We twist a fate.

Let's use one. Alright, I'm gonna use one. I'm gonna use a Twisted Fate. Throw in Lufty Pest. 25. Come on. Come on. Fuck. We still have a bunch. That's 19. I mean, I gotta roll. Use another. Alright, one more. One more. I don't wanna use more than two. Felix prepares to immolate. 32 points of fire damage for everyone that failed. And half for everyone that succeeded. So quartered for everyone that...

As a massive blast of fire. I'm alright, I'm alright. Yeah, this is the best possible fight for the first time. So is that eight? I'm okay. For the corner? Eight, yeah. Eight for the corner. And that's his turn. With that, it is Toa's turn. Ooh, ooh. Oh, I have to roll for concentration.

Fuckin' yes. Oh, thank you. We're good. Okay! We're good. Hold on. So I can play Chainwriters. As long as you know it is your turn. So, I will, um... I was gonna keep grappling him, otherwise I would have died. Except you. Obviously I will attack. I'll let you know. Um, I'll just make sure that there's nothing else I can do here because... That's largely why I do it, but I didn't really... Rock is a thing? That's not. I'm a big fan of that. I forget about all my stuff here. Okay, cool. I will attack three times, advantaged.

with Reckless City. That's gonna miss. That's gonna miss. - Did you get missed? - Oh no, you're-- - Were you missed? - Yes. - Yeah, Felix didn't go. - Oh, Felix, oh, right, good call. - You're up. - Just save that, 'cause all I'm gonna do is Ice Knife. - Yeah. - Dex, he's disadvantaged, right? Dex, 16. - Ooh. - Natural one. - Beautiful. So we'll take 1d10 and 2d6. - That is a 12.

So three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. The little guy here is gonna take six and he's gonna take nine. - Nine? Okay. So little guy's gonna take six. He gets completely sharded. He gets sharded. Sharded. Sharded. Sharded. - It's canon. - It's over now. - God damn it. - How much does Moloch take?

That's a great question. He takes shard, dig, dental. Mohawk sharded and killed the guys behind him. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, hold on. It's all a liar. He had some sriracha. He went to Panda Express. He takes nine points of damage. Nine points of damage. Nine. I can smell the habaneros from here. Oh, yikes. Oh, fuck.

Okay. As you feel as his dagger glows blue and flings a knife that looks just like his dagger but made of ice. It flies into a weak spot and shards everywhere. And I explode and kill one of the two of them. That Moloch dies. Okay, tell me about it. I'll keep those rolls to be sporting. This is my last haste attack, you know. Volcano time!

Natural 20. Gotta give it up. Gotta give it up. Gotta give it up. I rolled twice in this place. Oh, I understand. Rolled on. The Shattertack. Murloc to the Shartening. 14...

It's an 18, 19. That's rough, guys. 21 non-magical damage. 10 damage total. 10 damage. You're smashing into him. Add one more to that. I'm uncomfortable. I don't know about everyone else. I hope he sharted on his yank hand. Yikes. Mature stream, everybody. Mikey's going to quit DMing for us after this session. We've got to get a mature stream in this. You're all...

And you're all clogged, so he has not done it, so once again his hand glows with that sulfur magic. And he's gonna cast Stinking Cloud. So here's the only thing, right? I have one fourth level cast of Counterspell. I was thinking about saving it, but I also want to give this guy a giant middle fucking finger. It's up to you, man. It's your character. What would Felix do? What would Felix do? Felix would wait for a more powerful spell to use his fourth level spell slot. Let's suffer through this. So I'm gonna let this one ride. What does it look like he's doing?

It looks like he'd say stinky ass shit. I don't like stinky ass shit. I just saw him shart on his flash baby, so I'm going to counterspell it. There we go. Woo!

- So as he's getting ready to cast Stinking Cloud again, he's not able to stink anyone. And as once again, Caprice-- - No, no, no, no, no! - Caprice's little with his violin and it snaps out of existence. That is one legendary action. Got it, okay. Iris, you're up. - Okay, I am going to use my bonus action instead of hitting him. Stop it, get out of there.

I'm going to use my bonus action instead of hitting him. I'm going to drink my potion of superior healing, so if you can pass me the... Oh, yeah, let her ride. She uncorks the potion and downs the healing potion. And then... Show that baby off on camera. Look at these sweet healing potions you got going on here. Then I'm going to... Sorry. I am going to...

I'm going to... How is everybody feeling? I'm doing alright! I'm alright! He's bloodied. Yeah, I'm bloodied up. I'm beat. I'm beat up.

I'm going to look towards Felix, actually. That's okay. That would make more sense. I'm going to move around behind Lufty, and I'm going to cast Cure Wounds as a second level. That's why I'm moving up behind Lufty. Oh, I'm Lufty. Touching Lufty, casting Cure Wounds. Please don't touch Felix. Danke! Danke!

- And that's what I'm gonna do for this turn. - Okay, you run up and you cast, you place a paw onto Lufty, you channel the healing magic, the warm sand that washes over Lufty. And with that, Moloch turns and he poofs out of existence in the ash and he is going to teleport back onto his Palanquin.

He already took damage from the Spirit Guardian? On his turn, yes. Okay. With that, it is Xurne's turn. That rhymes, guys. Xurne's turn. The old Xurne turn. If you're ever in a fight, Xurne, Xurne, Xurne. He is going to fly as he sees a...

We must not let him get away! And he is going to fly forward and his sword once again raises up and glows with this silver shimmering bluish light and suddenly you hear the crackling of thunder and you feel this radiance washing over you as you cast Massacred Wounds. - Ooh, nice. - Oh, thank god.

- Who are you, Daddy Zurn? - And I was thinking there is a season, Zurn, Zurn. - That's what I intended to do. - Okay. - That's way off the melody. Thank you, that was better. - That's by Redemption. - Turn, turn, turn, who's that? Is that the zombies? - Yeah, we're like, it's not the moms and the pops. - No, no. I think it's the zombies, but I am not sure. - I do not know. - Oh shit, look, it's Ray. - Hey, Ray. - Oh, hey, Ray.

- A ghost from the past, brother. - It's good to see you, man.

How much do we heal? 27 points of healing. Holy cow. As you feel the blessings of the Raven Queen wash upon you as he flies towards him and begins to continue unleashing his great sword of salt onto Mawar. With that, it's Caprice's turn. That helped a lot. Thanks, buddy. You're the best. I'll turn... I'll turn to him and I will crank back my hand crossbow and I'll give him the zap that he's used on. That's going to miss.

And then I'm going to turn to... Wow, I'm... You're staying a long time. Uh, for my bonus action, I will... Sneak at me. Sneak in the snack. Sneak in the snack. Oh, I made a full pop. Be careful, it's very full. The birds. I'm not going to do anything with my bonus action. I'm going to go... I'm going to go... I have some... A little performance here. Excapise.

I'm technically underneath the camera. I'll move it. Actually, I won't be right there. So I think you got everybody to feel us on camera. Okay.

The priest runs over, the Cosmo Bolt plinks off of his armor as he stands on his Palanquin. He's looking all around as he's just the horrible, goopy blood and fires all around you. So he's looking weak? Not weak, but he's, I mean, Zurn is tearing him. You guys have done a decent amount of damage to him. We've done nothing. As it looks, with that, it's Lifty's turn.

Oh, uh, thank you. Um, one and a half, two and a half, three and a half, four and a half, five and a half, six and a half, seven and a half. No reach. Uh, I mean she's super fast. I'm just gonna go there and she's gonna do the old punch-a-rooey here. Uh, that misses, that hits, and I'm gonna bonus action attack twice. Okay.

That misses. That hits. So there are two hits. They're both gonna be Stunning Shrinks. Got it. So, um, I believe that's a con save. It's a con save. Con save, uh, 17 to the lowest. Both pass. Okay. As you attempt to stun... How much damage? Oh, I can roll damage. You got all damage. This is all magical. 16? 16 damage. As you blast into him, 16...

as you look deep, sprints after him and does her a quick series of punches and it seems that she is blasting out of every single punch he does, cracking his armor, hitting his flesh and his blood is pouring out and he's looking like a bloody kind of devil. And Lair...

Layer action. Layer action will be, what is he going to do? Ah, I know exactly what he's going to do. As he is going to channel his fire that once blasted out and is going to, it gathers in its hand and casts fireball. Have we seen him do this before? It's the same thing rather than blasting out of all of

around him, it's now blasting out at a point. Okay. I'll allow it. You allow it. Thanks, DM Andy. He's going to try to hit Toa, Iris, and Caprice. Deck 30? Yep. Deck saving throw. Plus two if you're within 10 D to me, but I don't think anybody is. Give me a twist of fate, please. 21 to DC.

- I pass. - I pass as well. - Holy shit. - So six for Lufty. - 10, 14, 14, 20. - 28 for me. - 22, 28, 13, four. 40 points of fire damage to anyone that fails. 20 points to those that succeed. - But then half. - But then half again. As we fire blast out and Zurn. - Sikora passes. - I'm gonna use one for Lufty.

- My concentration's still active. - No, she's not in it. - Oh, whoa. - Well, she's not in it. - I don't use one. So I take half, so it's 40 then halved then halved? - Yeah. - So it's 10. - As it blasts out, that's the layer action, Persia, you're up. - I'm gonna get a running start and start stampeding towards him and try to grapple him again. - Got it. - What'd you get? - Athletics, that'll be a 25. - 26. - Yes! - As, as.

- Kershaw, you see this massive, you run, you see this massive ape sprint forward and you see this huge creature grapple, take your huge arms and grapple them around the massive devil and these two titans are going at it and Moloch tries to break it out and he is unable to as fire is blasting, I need you to make a constitution saving throw, please.

I believe some spittle flew from the ape's mouth as she ran by me. Disgusting. Very disgusting. Gonna wipe it off of my- off my burn. 30. 30. So you're gonna take half of 19 points of fire damage as you grapple as the flame- 4? Yeah.

as it blasts you, as he is now grappled. - Are you an ape or what? - An ape. - Okay. - And with that, for his... - I just don't know how to do it loud enough. - You shall not yank. - Thank you, Longgarn. - For his... - I think I finally did it. - He is going to use his final

legendary action. He turns around and he looks up. A puff of smoke and he disappears. And you grapple forward as he appears. This is not a spell. It is not. It is not. As he teleports high into the air as he begins, it looks as if he's starting to fall. Felix, you're up.

That's it? I don't have any more information? He's up in the air? Moloch is? Yup. So fucking pissed. How high? Uh, he is currently 60 feet. 'Cause as we all know, Pythagoras is a dick. And maybe Miss Heist! God. But... He's coming down for something. I gotta have smart-- I mean, he's the devil. He's not the Archdevil. He's trying to be the Archdevil again. The former Archdevil. He's coming down for some megaton action. Moloch, punch! Alright, I'm gonna try to ice knife him at a level two.

Okay. How far up in the air is he? 60 feet. I mean, I have a range of like... Oh no shit, that ain't gonna work. 'Cause again, by that, yours is a dick. He's a fucking dick. That guy's such a fucking asshole. Fuck that guy. All my shit that's really far is a fire shit. Well, fuck it. What's the worst that could happen? Yeah, you know... Like, fucking heal his ass? Oh, that little baby behind me would be dead. 'Cause even if it fails its save, it dies.

I got nothing I can do here, ladies and gentlemen. This is looking a little rough. The one that's by Toa will just die, and then they're going to get two attacks on Felix, by the way. That's fine. Do you want to drop five more? One is going to hit. Do you feel like you're missing? Sure. It's a 20 to hit. That's fine. So it'll be four points of slashing power.

- Four? - So half, so it'd be two. - I feel like you have to trade on something for free. - I'm gonna try Scorching Ram. - Okay, I'm okay. - And that's gonna be three raise to hit. So three attacks. One will hit. - 19? 19 hits? - So two hit. So that's gonna be 4d6 fire damage. - Nice. - Okay, 12 points of fire damage.

From me. 12, as it blasts in. It does seem to hit him. However, it does not do as much, but there seems to be a bit of Sinjank. And with that... All right, and then I brace for impact, I suppose. ...is... It's his turn, and that was he lose all his legendary actions, so 12 points is 6.

as it blasts into him. And as he looks around, you see a blast of fire emerges from him. There's a blast of smoke and heat that bathes over all of you. And you now see

as he is attempting to cast Fly. Fuck this guy. I'm going to use my level 4 fucking counter spell. Right? Should I? Or is this something that we care about? I mean, what, he's going to fly away? Are we worried he's going to fucking fly away? The DM, I guess, just said that he's going to cast Fly. Yeah, fuck this guy. I think that's totally a fair thing. Yeah, fucking counter spell 4 level. Okay. Okay. Nice. You do that and you counter spell it.

And as he attempts to do it, you see that the wings begin to sprout out of his back. And Felix reaches out and cancels it. And he collapses it, falls, falls, falls down, and lands hard. I need Lufty and Herja to make a dexterity saving throw.

And Zurn, maybe? Zurn and... Zurn would get... Lufty and... I don't know if that matters. Zurn gets Lufty. Oh, I'm sorry. Dexterity... Yeah. Yeah.

Dexyshade? Okay, she's gonna use one. I'll be okay. Two again. 16 for me. We got him. She's a four. So what was the result?

- I got 16. - 16. That is a fail. So you're gonna take 26 points of fire damage as he hits the ground and smashes out. However, he takes a considerable amount of damage from smashing down 60 feet. - Nice, Felix. - About tapped out here though, ladies and gentlemen. - How much damage, sorry? - Right behind you. - 26. - 26 and a half is 13.

I'm on my last options here. With that, that's his turn. Thanks for the cheers, Wendy. Thank you so much. As he is going to... Toad, it's your turn. So he's on the ground now. Hold on. He's prone. Good. I'm still good on concentration. He's prone.

Yes! As he is hit the ground prone. So fucking give it to him. I pull my boomerang and I put it back in my belt and I run up. I run up and I will wail away, not using reckless attack because I'm already advantaged. That's gonna hit 19 hits. 19 hits. That hits as well. Nice. And I'm hasted still, right? Yes. Yes, oh yeah. Oh, I'm good. I just rolled concentration. I'm fucking good. Three hits. All my booms.

Big roll, baby. Wow, big bones. Give him the big bones. 21, 22, 23. Give him your yank hand. Hit his yank hand with your big bones. 43 damages. 43 damages. So it's halved, so 20... So 20... As that happens...

21 pull through. 21, so that'll be a two. Okay. With that, it is... You see as Moa falls to the ground and smashes down hard. You take the opportunity, Toa, and you're beginning to smash into him. With that, Iris, your turn. I am going to move up into that spot between Toa and Zurn.

- That was her-- - Spiritual weapon. - Oh, is that still out? - Yeah. - All right, I don't know. - Yeah, yeah, it's still there. So I'll move that up 15 feet or I think maybe it's 20 feet. - It's not going to fall over. - Vincenzo. - So it's right there. He needs to make his wisdom save 'cause he's now in range of my power. And that's gonna be 12 points of damage.

from my spiritual audience. - Which is what, radiant? - Yeah. - 12 points? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'm just going to use, he doesn't seem like he, radiant damage does more to him. - No, it's just, it is preventing his heal ability.

I will tell you. Okay, and then I'm just going to... God, I really can't do shit. This is really tough. I'm going to try to Toll the Dead him. Okay. Wisdom? Yeah. 21. Yep, he passes. Okay, so you Toll the Dead. You're the gall. But it does not seem to affect him. As that happens, he's going to look at you, Caprice, and he's going to cast his whip out. You may not want to go. No, thank you.

Yeah, I need to write a thing, don't I? That is going to be a 20-triggered hit. That hits. Okay. That is gonna deal... I will just... I'll roll the full damage here. Watch out. Six. Twenty points of damage. And make a Strength saving throw, please.

- Caprice, you are within five feet of me, so you can have plus two to that. - 25. You actually succeed. - Yeah, wow. - You actually succeed. - It was a plus zero, but plus two plus five, and I rolled an 18. - It slashes into you, and it is not able to yank you. He's looking very angry at you. - Get the fuck away from me, you yanker!

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He is getting weak! We shall win this day! And then, was that Screech's turn? It's Screech's turn. Yep. Oh my goodness. Gracious me. Um... Oh, Screech. Alright, uh... I will... I'm gonna be like, uh... You fucking moron, you think you can come in here to the fucking prime material plane and just fucking do whatever the fuck you want, Molot? Fuck you!

And then I'll use Vicious Mockery, which means that he needs to make a wisdom saving throw, DC 16. Wisdom, 21. 21? Yeah, all right. You mock him, and he does not take any damage. He seems to resist this. However, he is then going to... That's not the end of my turn. For a bonus action, I will...

I'll turn to Herja, and I'll be like, you got this! Remember, I can drop you if you really want to, anytime, right before your turn is easy. Please, no. I get that. You turn around, you're like... Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well...

I hate that, okay, hold on. I do too. The boss is loading. Okay. So, uh...

- As soon as that happens, his hand glows with that horrible stinking sulfur. - Here it is. - And he's casting Stinking Cloud. - I'll counter. - Okay, you counter spell it once again. It gets completely nullified as he's looking very angry. - Twist, twist, twist, twist, twist.

I will stay there, it's easy enough. He's prone. He's still prone. Yep. A one and an actual 20, so that'll be... Yeah! Gotta give it up! I'm just gonna use her last... So...

That hits. I'm gonna use her last ki point to just make two attacks on my turn here. Hit. Hit. So all four hit. Oh, okay. And one's a natural 20. So one, two, three, four, five. Five to six. Nice. Pretty good. Pretty good. Balance is out here. So 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, plus, uh...

16 is 30. 30 damage.

- 30 damage. - 30 magical damage. - 30 magical damage. And it's Lufty sprints up and is blasting into, blasting with sheath. 30 magical damage, seeing the full brunt of it. And does a good amount of damage here. - She did nice. - Okay. - Love that crit. - It was a nat one and a nat 20 as far as damage. - With that, as the desperation in his eyes, he's looking weaker.

He lets out a horrible bellowing as horrible tendrils of energy blast out. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, all around him, blasting all, and you now see where they're all headed, to the skeletons of the Minotaurs.

that are all around the ring. - I'm fucking tapped out. - Well, two are headless. - Two are headless. As they, you then start to see them rise. - Merely headless boots. - As eight minotaur skeletons, two of which are headless. - But still effective. - But still. - They can't see and they have disadvantage on their attacks, I don't know, maybe? - Let's say that that's true.

That's awesome. I'm dead minotaur, so I can help you with these. Yeah. And then the other two. I didn't pace myself, guys! Now I've got nothing left! As they are going to turn and... Oh yeah, I'm fucked.

I've got one illusion left. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Folds you out of the mat. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. He immediately has to roll for his thing. He is going to heal Hyeon. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

I'm gonna act like he is. Yeah. And then he's gonna charge up. He's gonna... One, two, three, four, five, six. We are fucked. And then he is going to run for... We don't have Sean Mayer. He is 80... He is 40 feet. This is 30. And this is 40. That's 40. And so they're just gonna... They're gonna just hold... They're just gonna hold there for now. And not speak a shit. And they're standing on the other side of Molok. And...

as they are all sprinting forward. You see suddenly all of these eight skeletal minotaurs grab their axes, their eyes glowing with this necromantic magic, and they start sprinting forward, and they are going to-- - One of them needs to roll his save. - He does. Number five. Oh, he fails.

And he dies. Yeah, I wish. Does the headlessness affect any of the two that I hit? 16 points of radiant damage. To number five. 16 points of... Could you mark the ones that are headless? Was that 16 points of radiant damage? Two... That was like one here and one here and one there and one over here. I think there was that one and this one. Yeah. So four... Here. Yeah. Who's turn is next? Mine. Hers. Hers.

16 points. Apologies. Where the fuck is this card? Minions, there we go. Okay. To number five. 16 points. He's blasted by this and they are slicing into him. It's doing damage as they are going to charge in. This one is...

So the two red ones are marked, they are headless. - They're headless. - As they are going to run forward and they are going to all lower their horns and attempt to gore as they charge. The one by Felix was not able to get enough movement in order to get an actual popper charge. And so they are going to, so we're gonna get two on Lifty.

Natural 20. No, it's not. It's not. That'll be a 26. God bless that one. And then an 8 is going to miss, I guess. It is going to gore, and so it's still going to hit. It has an extra 2d8. He's lofty. He's a good one. As he gores lofty.

So 10, 10, 18, 20, 24 points of piercing damage. And Lufty needs to make a strength saving throw. So Lufty...

- She has advantage on all saving cards. - She passes regardless, 14 is the saving card. And Caprice is going, one is gonna be a disadvantage for these, headless. He's not able to gore, 'cause he does not have a head. So he is going to slice in with his axe. - You're welcome. - Disadvantage. That's conked. The lowest is going to be a 12.

With the axe. And then the other one is still going to then attempt to gore you, Caprice. That is going to be a... 17. Okay. It gores into you, dealing some considerable damage because he is getting a massive charge at you. And that is 14, 18, 21, plus...

25 points of piercing damage. - Ow, fuck! - And it pours into you. And then, one is going to charge an iris now. - Yikes. - That is going to be a 16. - That misses. - Misses, as you manage to dodge out of the way. One is going to-- - Is that the one I hit with my thing? - Yes. - Okay. - Yes. - Just making sure I know where he is. - And one is gonna attempt to attack Felix. - Number six? - Yeah, you need to roll what's on your hand, right? - I have one, yeah.

- Nope. - Targets me. - Okay. That is going to be an eight. - Misses. - As he attempts to gore and he misses. That's all of them. With that, it's Hurt's turn. - Hurt's just gonna turn to Xurn and be like, "Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo!" And I'll point at Xurn. I'm sorry, I'll point at Moloch on the ground or the Minotaur next to me and try to get some sort of cue from him on who I might be. - I'm gonna roll a check to see if you understand what you're trying to say.

He totally understands. He totally does. He'll look around as his hair is flowing, his wings are flapping as he's flying, and he says, I have Moloch! Take care of these Minotaurs! And I will make two fist attacks on the one that's next to me, which is number seven. Sure. I'll make a first attack on that one.

Which might not hit with a 13. 13 on the... Nope, it hits. AC 12. 3d10. 6, 7, 9, 10.

So 15 points of bludgeoning to the minotaur. 15 points of bludgeoning to the minotaur. Got it. To which number is he? Seven. Seven. You smash in with your fist and smashing down onto it. It smashes some of its bones, but it's still standing. Does it seem to take the full brunt of it? It does take the full brunt. Oh, wait, hold on. Bludgeoning.

It seems to take even more. - Yes! - As it takes 30 points of bludgeoning damage. - That is-- - Because you're smashing into it. That's--apologize. Yeah, no, two times bludgeoning. As you're shattering its bones, and it is taking double damage. - Cool. I'll punch it in the face and try to knock its head off. That'll hit with a 24? - That'll hit, yeah. Gotta give it up. - This is a 10, right?

- 10, 11, 14, and that'll be another 20 points of bludgeoning, so 40 points of bludgeoning. - 40 points of bludgeoning. Your final fist smashes this minotaur and it completely turns into splinters. - Nice. - As it is completely shattered. - I'll turn it. - What time was it? - Seven. - Seven, yep. - That one's out.

I'll turn to their group and be like, "Ha ha ha!" And that'll be my turn. - We all saw what you did. And with that, Moloch is looking around us again and he looks up and in a puff of smoke, poosh, poosh up again. 60 feet in the air. - That's all I got. - With that, it is he was turn. - This is bad. I am going to frostbite.

Number five. Okay. Over here. So that's just gonna be a con 16 on your end. Uh, he horribly fails. So then he will take 2d6 and he is disadvantaged on all attacks until his next turn five. Yeah. I can't do it at close range or I'll fucking be all sorts of fucked.

So he'll take eight points of damage and he's disadvantaged on the next weapon or tackle that it makes before the end of its next turn. - Got it. - Got it. - Five, so I'll just do that. Eight points. And it's the cold, it's a cold hand, right? That shoots out. He just grips his dagger and his hand glows with this blue magic. - Frostbite? - Or no, it doesn't. No, isn't it DC?

Yeah. Oh, that's right. I'm thinking of Chill Touch. Chill Touch is the skeleton. Got it, got it. So yeah, as you see the ice appear on its bones and they begin to start to crackle and slow down. Fuck, man. I don't even want to run. I'm just going to take a bunch of attacks and then take a bunch more attacks. So it's like I'm just going to brace for impact here. Okay. Okay.

Okay, eight points. Okay, with that, it is his turn, and you see Moloch in the air, and once again, he is going to cast Fly. And with a blast of heat, huge red wings blast out, and he begins to soar into the air. I'll counter spell it at fourth level. Nice! You do that.

And you snap your fingers and he collapses onto the ground. I need everyone in that radius to make a saving throw, please. Such a good fucking- is it sex you say? Everyone but Caprice. Toa first.

- And two minitards. - Iris, Zurn, and Ker- 21. - 21 succeeds. 21's the DC. - You don't have to roll? - No, I'm too far away. - 12, 12, - Oh, sorry, okay. - 22, 28. - What is it, dex? - 30. - You get advantage, right? Still?

- No. - No more? - Yeah, I look at him with bad blood, but I was just still like... - Are we advantage on saving throws? - No. - 34 points of fire damage blast out as he gets smashes down and hitting the ground hard. - What's the DC? - DC is 20. So if you succeed, it's half. - I'm always a total side.

So 34, so you take 17 if you fail. And then 13, 15. Oh, you still take damage if you passed? Yes, it's 34, so 17 is half, right? And then half is 17 would be 16, so 8. So 8 if you pass, 17 if you fail. As he smashes down, his armor is cracking as he's looking around wildly. And with that, it is...

And he needs to roll again for Spirit Guardian, doesn't he? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I assume you maintain concentration, he's still gonna pass, but he takes half of whatever you're gonna give him. How many? I'm supposed to use three or four. Four. How many? Seventeen. Seventeen. Me too. Got it. Seventeen. As he takes half of seventeen, which is... Eight.

But is it radiant? Yep. He still takes half of radiant? Yes. No, he succeeded. Oh, sorry. Yeah. But he's unable to heal continually as he's looking around wildly. 260. Okay. With that, he smashes to the ground hard and that is his turn. Toa, you're up. How's he looking? He's looking...

I mean, like, a little bloody, but, you know, he's hanging in there. Oh, shit. Is he just prone? Yes. Oh, I need to check. Maybe. Maybe.

He gets a natural 20 on that. Although he does not lose his footing and lands, and as the fire blazes out, he takes a good amount of damage. His armor is cracking. He looks around angrily, and he still lands on his feet. I'm going to look at Moloch, look back at Felix getting swarmed by guys, and...

Seeing that my, that... I gave you a warning. Yeah, I mean, you can still do what you want, but I specifically told you about that. If you try to move, I will say, I have a plan. Anubis is with us. I'll just subtly point at Moloch, like, okay, so I will, and you can give me that. I just, I know you're the source of my haste, and so I... No, no, I appreciate that. No, it was good. It was good. I like that. Reckless...

I knew he was going to try. That's why I told him to start the battle. Poor sweet Toad. That's what I'm saying. If he tried to move away from Iris at all, she would tell him. And you'd be able to see him looking over his shoulder. You're not an ape anymore. Okay, I'm watching my head, so. Okay, I'm watching my hands. You bet him.

- Oh, sorry. - So, 20. - Unless that's the mini-dash you had made. - 35, 36, 379. - No, it's 20. - 41 total, so 20 effective. - 20 effective. - As you're smashing in, your maul is not magic until the Molok. - And the Molok, yeah. - And the Molok. You're unleashing all of your fury.

And rage into Moloch as you're smashing, smashing, smashing. Thank you, dude, Max. Thank you so much for the follow. And with that, it is... He is going to... He is going to look around wildly. Moloch? Moloch. And he is going to look up into the air. And once again... Dear God! Poof! That's it? 60 feet up.

That's his, what's it called? Iris, you're up. I'm going to step back one space and I'm going to cast Turn on Dead and it's going to hit everything that is not the two headless ones. Seriously? Yes. Yes.

So they have to make a wisdom, they all have to make a wisdom saving throw or be turned for a minute. - Everyone? - Everyone except for those two. They have to be within 30 feet of me. - So the ones that are not headless. - And by moving, they are all within 30 feet of me except for those two. - All these guys. - Got it. Okay. So what number, let me just do, what numbers are they? - It's gonna be one, two, six, five and three. One, two, three, six, five. - One, two, wisdom saving throw.

- Let me just see their wiz. Minus one. Seven for one. Two is gonna get a 14. - Fails. - That's prompt. Three. - Fails. - Three is going to be a 16. - Passes. - Who's alive? It's six and five. - Six and five. 15 is six. - Fails. - And then five is a 11. - Fails. Nice. - So the ones with dice have been turned.

- Okay, could we get different dice? Let me just so I'm 100%. - I can use, I can use half tears. - The iris colored dice. - Thanks, sorry. - Just because those are, headless are the red. - Headless are fine. - Turn are, so remind me how turn on dead works. - They are turn for the head. So whatever that means.

I'm asking you what that means. I don't know because it's not telling me. So basically they run away. They can't do anything. And they sprint away until they get attacked. So if any of us take an opportunity attack when they run away, we'll break it. I don't know if we would all know that, though.

It's my turn, so I will tell everyone that. It must spend its turn trying to move as far away from me as it can. It can't willingly move to a space within 30 feet of me. It can't take reactions. For its action, it can only use the dash action or try to escape from an effect that prevents it from moving. If there's nowhere to move, the creature can use the dodge action. And that's it. Got it. So as Iris raises her... What's your business? What do you have? Do you have something cool?

What's your weapon, Iris? It's a quarterstaff. It doesn't say anything about us hitting it.

Oh, does it? Oh, maybe not. Thank you, Ray Butler. She raises her hand, her paw on the air, and it glows, and this blast of sand and light washes over, and all of the minotaur skeletons... I want to say something, so I'll raise my hand. It is not our time, but it was already yours. Boom! Fucking god blast! And Zurn looks down and says...

The gods are with us this day as his wings flap up and he begins to shoot forward. Do not hit those ones.

- They've been taken care of. - They are null for a while. - He's gonna use his reaction to fly up 60 feet to match with Moloch as he flies upwards and all those old minotaurs are cowering in the radiance and the blaze of Anubis. - That was so good.

- I've been waiting for an opportunity to use that. - That's pretty fucking good now is the time. That's pretty fucking good, doesn't get much better than that. - And it is Zurn's turn. - Oh, well no, that's his legendary action. He's gonna once again look up and-- - Well, as a bonus action, I would like to move my spiritual weapon to that guy and whack him. - Which one? - The one that was not turned. 19.

What number is he? Three. Yeah, the headless one. Oh, the headless one is number eight. I don't know if you can make there. Oh, no, no, no, sorry. Number three, number three. Yeah, sorry. Because he's not turned. Spiritual weapon. This one. Sorry, sorry. It's all good. So many things. Ten points of damage. Ten points as the Crook and Flail smash in. It is not bludgeoning, however. It smacks in. It does the full damage as Moloch is now 120 feet into the air.

as looking around. Zurn, as he looks down, as he looks up at Moloch and says, "You all have that down there!" And he is going to do something to help you. What is he going to do? - I assume he's gonna use his banish on saving throws.

We lost it a while ago. No, you lost it a while ago. But he is going to point his greatsword down and you feel a warm wind blast over you. And you all hear him then on saving throws. I just crossed it out. Well, sucks to suck. As he then looks and like,

You attacked the wrong city, devil! And he flies upward and as he literally trunkses the ship, like Frieza and Trunks, as he's slicing forward on Moloch, as Moloch is teleporting up higher and higher, now 120 feet above you. Um, okay. Uh, Caprice, you're up.

Oh, um, I, can I move at the end of my, because I moved one back to do it, but then I wanted to move, um, over by where, uh, Hersha is, but on the opposite side of her, um, to, to kind of end my turn there. Sorry. Just need to make sure I said that. Got it. I'll cast Healing Word on myself a second level. What are you going to say? Um, I'm going to say, fuck!

Oh shit! And then I get healing points at the end of my turn. And I can't do any other spells, right? Because that's the spell. No, no, no. Can I cast Thunder Wave now that I've cast Healing Order? Nope. No, right? But cantrips are cool. Cantrips are very cool. They're very cool and very legal. Thunder Wave is a bonus action?

He just used healing water as a bonus action. Yeah, but you can't cast two spells. I asked the same thing. You can in Feywild because I ruled cool. I'll turn to number eight and I'll be like, I'll spit blood in his face. Not his face, I'll spit blood in his neck. And I'll be like, Fuck you, you headless fuck. And then he'll have to make a wisdom saving throw.

- I'm getting free for 12. - He fails. - I'm assuming these guys aren't CR half or below. - No. - Okay. - He takes four damage and he has disadvantage on his next attack. - Four damage of psychic to number whom? - To eight.

Is that eight? Eight, yep. As it affects him, and he is, despite not having a head, he hears your words, and somehow, through the weave, he feels ashamed. And... And... And then with that, it is Lufty's turn. Lufty will...

Seeing all these turns, she's gonna go... She can easily get up like right here. And she's going to do the old triple punch-a-roonie. Kaboom! One's a natural one. One is a 20 to hit. And one's a 12 to hit. Okay. That hits. Okay, so that... 12 I believe is the AC. Yeah, it is. Okay, so this is bludgeoning magical damage. Yep. If it matters. Magic doesn't matter, but bludgeoning... 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 damage of bludgeoning. That's it?

Yeah, 14. So Loofty is going in with her fists and smacking for 28. On number what? Number 3. 28? Still not enough.

as she is smashing into it, cracking bones as these headless minotaurs, their eyes are glowing with the necromantic magic. It's still hanging in there. With that, it is lair action, but Molok is not there. So, Herjot, you're up. I'm gonna run up next to... Can I share the same space as the...

I'm going to run up to Capricci. You can just move it over one. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah.

Oh my god! It feels so good to be myself again, but thanks Capriccio, I really appreciate it. You were a pretty great ape. Oh thanks, yeah, no, I really liked it, it was really a lot of fun. You should do that more often. Uh, but no, it really feels great to be back, anyway, I shouldn't get into it. How are you feeling? I'm not doing too good, okay? I'm gonna lay a hand on his shoulder and dump all but one of my, uh,

Can I stop you? They're supposed to go on layer action. That's right. The Minotaurs. So, we can rewind and see what happens. If you move Zurn and Moloch off of the map, we know where the Palanquin is. And so the Minotaur, how does, so they need to sprint in the other direction. They have to sprint in the other direction and all they can do on their turn is either run away or take the dodge action.

for a minute. - So they can do it again. - If there's nowhere to go. - If there's nowhere to go. - So they have to run away right now. - From you. - From me. - So they are going to see them. - They have to run away. - And start sprinting away. - How far? - Good question. - So on their first turn, they have to move as far away from me as possible. And then after that, they have to...

He can make it there. I mean, with 80, it's like... Sorry. Okay. And with that, the... Gosh darn it. So the only charge... Clerics, am I right? I know, right? You can get rid of... He falls into bones. You can get rid of seven. So the other one is going to run forward. Seven? Get rid of seven. No, so he's dead. So you can get rid of seven. Oh, you were saying... Get him off your map. So the one without a head has not been turned is going to run towards Iris. Number one? Yeah. Yeah.

and it's gonna take some damage because of radiant business. - Yes, he is. - But he is headless and does not realize that. - Number four or number eight or number three? - 15 is gonna be the saving throw. - He fails? - He fails, got it. - You can hear the screams through his skeletal-- - He's gonna take 15 radiant damage. - For number four? - For number one, or yeah, for number four. - It's number four, it's number four. - Okay, so the Anubian warriors from Anubis, obviously, are slicing, slowing him down. However, he still runs forward. No head, he's gonna make some kind of swing and a disadvantage.

'Cause, for the monkey trouble, that is going to be a 14. It's gonna miss as he swings in. The other one is going to slice. Both of them are going to slice at Caprice. One's gonna be disadvantaged, and that is going to be a... The headless one is gonna be a 20 to hit. - That hits? - That hits. Slices in with your greataxe. 2d12. That's a pretty good thing. - Are you excited for the math on this one, folks?

20 points of slashing damage. - How about a conscious? - As slices in. - Did you do 10? Did you have that? - Have it again. - 10, that, okay. I can't. - Take that one.

And the other one, wait, are you unconscious or not? I'm going to turn and, are you unconscious? I was at 18. Then I took 20, so I was down to 8 because that's half. And then the next one was... The next one, I need to roll it. So you're 8 hit points. That is going to be 16 to hit. That hits. We're going to slice in again with his greataxe. Wow, that is horrible. 10 points of slash. No, that's a no. No, 5.

Yes! You're at one point. You're still up. No, three. Oh, you're three points. Ah, fuck! Ah, fuck! As he slices in on you, they seem to have some sort of special hatred for you, Caprice. With that, Kersha, you're up. I apologize for interrupting you. No problem. But I feel like having that knowledge is better for you. Yes. If you're not using it, I'm 100% sure. No, I'm not. You're good.

Capriccio, you don't look so good. I'm still going to say everything that I said earlier. You're such a great

I'm so scared to die, please don't let me die! Do you have like a healing potion or something? And I'm gonna pump all 35 points of my Lay on Hand. Damn! So you've got 35. Oh god. Also, you guys have cool shit that we got from Xurn before this fight. I didn't get anything from it, so check your fucking packs! What did we get? You guys all got like potions and magic items and stuff.

I used my heart. Yeah, it wasn't anything that was like super helpful. I think her E-mine didn't take anything. I think I just took like healing potions. That was it. I've got one healing potion and one greater healing potion. That's it. Dusted Disappearance I never used. Oh, I'm still large. I used my potion of growth. I'm still a big fella. That would have been great to think about before we were pretty much done. To be fair, how would that have changed? It would have changed a lot.

- I would have been doing more damage. - Unless you grappled him? - I would have been doing more damage. - In what way? - I added four to all my damage. - Okay, Rich. - It's fine. - You wouldn't have done much, just given me more damage every single time I hit. - Well, it's all hands anyway. - Yeah, 'cause haste is a shitty spell. Haste fucking sucks. - So that's technically 2d4 every round instead of 1d4 because he gets two. - Anytime he hit would have been an extra, yeah. - Sorry. - So do,

Well, I couldn't say anything because I was an ape. You couldn't say anything because you met a knowledge. I forgot. Yeah, I didn't want to say anything. I apologize. So the healing hands, I'm sorry, the lay on hands, would you consider that a spell? That's an action. No, it's not a spell. It's an ability. It's an action. So you can cast a spell as a bonus action. As a bonus action. Okay. And then I will also use my bonus action to... Huh? Nothing. Oh.

He fucked something else up. Lufty also had the potion fair, wasn't he? Yeah. I know she had something. He's doing that to do his stuff. And then I will also activate Herja with Thunder's Thighs. Got it. And get that going. You clap your dummy-thick thighs together. You crackle. Everyone else roll for no reason. They crackle with attraction. Everyone rolls for no reason.

- Rose for nosebleed. - Oh, yeah. - It's a constant. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I take 26 nosebleed damage. - You hear also, as she smacks her thighs together, you hear the clanging of an anvil 'cause Moradin is involved. - Oh, yeah. - And he's also involved. It's always a greasy threesey with Moradin. - He's blushing. - And, uh...

God damn it, Caprician. Good enough's good next to you. You feel how Morden channel into you this beautiful orange molten glow washes over you. Oh! And you're healed and all of that business. Fuck yeah! Felix, you're up. Never didn't have it. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50. Fuck this guy. I'm gonna frostbite his ass. So, con 16. Con 16. Got it. Natural 1. Yeah.

Big ass. So he'll take eight points and he is disadvantaged on his next weapon attack. Number three. Eight points of damage and disadvantage on his next attack until the end of his turn.

as the frost, once again, it makes these brittle bones even more brittle. And it cracks, he's looking quite weak. With that, Moloch, you see a blast of heat almost just barely hitting the tops of your head as huge fiery wings sprout. And he then looks at Zurn and begins to fly up

As he flies up, he crackles his whip. It, natural 20, and hits Zurn. - He's not within 30 feet, yeah, so it doesn't matter. - It wraps around Zurn, and as it wraps around Zurn, you see up in the air, and you see as he begins to attempt to resist it. Actually, I need to roll damage real quick.

- Oh no. - I think he gave plus five to himself, you know? - If he eats Xurn, I quit. - As it wraps around him and it, as soon as you hear it, and you see once again, another blast of red as the red energy from Xurn erupts out and as his two wings beat, you now see as the energy dims back a second set of wings.

has grown out of his back as four wings emerge, as his eyes are now furiously glowing and he hear the croak, the incredible loud croak of a raven echo over the forest, as his sword is now glowing and they

- Begin to have an anime battle in the sky. - This is very Diablo. - This is Gunja, please! - Very Diablo is what I was gonna say. - And with that, it's Toa's turn. - That anime battle. - Um...

Oh, so I'm large. Yes, yes, Lone, he is a butterfly. I'm going to see him beat the shit out of Caprice. I'm going to turn, and I'm going to go... I'm coming, guys! I'm so fast. I'm just going to plan there. I'm going to Reckless Swing, so first attack...

is a 18. I'm going to do it one second at a time. So 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 bludgeoning damage. So to number 3.

- Yeah, he's fucked. - Okay. - You see Tarwa's massive maul smash in and where a weak point from Felix's frost bite had left a weak point, he hits it and it completely shatters. - So I hit and then I crit, so I'm gonna do the hit first, that's what I rolled first. - Jesus Christ. - I hit then I crit and you chew that down. - Six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 47, 48, 49, 49, 50, 51, 51, 51, 51, 52, 51, 52, 51, 52, 51, 52, 51, 52, 51, 52, 51, 52, 51, 51, 52, 51, 51, 52, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51,

19 damage, so... Or no, that can't be right. So hold on. 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 damage. To number what? To number 8. So 28 damage. 28 damage. He's still alive. He's smashing. There's a lot of damage. Okay, so I'll just do the cred. Can I just steal this? You may.

About average, it's fine. 8, 12, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, so 50 damage. 50 damage.

- Yeah, no, he's dead. - He probably is like, for real. - As Toa runs up to the other one and smashes it, and this one doesn't have a head, does it? - No. - No. - As large Toa, the size of this fucking minotaur skeleton is going blow for blow, shatters one, walks up, smacks it, the head is then knocked forward, you bring your maul down, the skull explodes, and the rest of the skeleton falls down to the ground dead.

Got it. Thanks, Toa! I will turn, and then, so I actually have some movement left. I'm gonna turn and get up. I'm still hasted, right? Yeah, you have two turns left. Okay. I'm gonna get right in this guy's face and just be ready to attack. Okay, you run over and you see the trance of Toa as these spectral spirits are swirling around him. A boar, a shark, a turtle, a moa, all swirling around him as he is incredibly...

in his trance ready to fight with that are they higher than 120 feet in the air they have they continually been rising yes they've been rising so that it's probably like 240 at this point yeah or um with yeah i thought it was 60 each round it was it was 120 like a round or two and then so then he got 60 feet of flying and then shot up more and he's been teleporting so they're having an anime battle he's putting them up high enough that we're not supposed to worry about have you

I have a landcraft mode and I want to use it at disadvantage. Where the boss flies up and then all the zombies get risen. It's like a chit-chat fight and he's immune and he flies around. Anyway. Have you ever played World of Warcraft? It helps to... Anyway. With that, it is Iris' turn. I'm going to use my feline agility to get within range of Felix to be able to smite...

a feline agility, so I can go 60 feet. Well, how much range do you need? I just want to get within range to be able to hit those guys with my swirling pieces. You don't want to get any closer than that. They're gonna grab her. Just kill all of them, they're all dead. That's just fine. As the babies cry and Ash's form falls in the ground. You would take an opportunity attack, all right. Yeah, from Headless guy? From Headless Jones, that's his name.

Natural one, got it. Okay. And how is everybody feeling? I'm actually, I'm fine, I'm good. I'm feeling all right. Because I saw that Caprice looked like he was going to pass out, and I remember specifically telling you, tell me if you need healing, dammit. It all happened so quick, I'm sorry.

- Oh yeah, but he smells like shit. - Lufty's bloody. - Well, I'm already too far. - Are you? - 'Cause you're like beyond bloody. - No, I'm not, I'm really close to her. - Yeah, I don't smell awful, I'm sure. - Yeah, I will cast Healing Word on her at a first level. - You do that. - Here you go, darling. And I'll give her eight, or nine points of healing. - Max heals. - Lufty feels the power of a Nubis Wash over her. - Nice. - There you go, darling. - Okay.

Is that it? Yeah, that's my... and then I'll move my spiritual weapon 20 feet closer to Headless guy. Okay, Headless Jones, got it. And that's my turn. It is Zurn's turn. As you look up, I mean, they're fighting, and you see once again his sword glows in this crazy red energy, and with a slice,

it seems to completely dissipate one of the wings that's flying in Milwaukee. He's flying, managing, but he's flying out radically as he begins to then spin further and further, getting, uh, they're going up and down, and he's not able to gain any more ground. Uh, it's a pretty strong, um...

Thanks, Herja. I'm going to start the play and I'll run over to right about here, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, like so. And then I'm going to bring him, but I'm going to inspire Herja first.

Okay!

That was the greatest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. That's all you get.

Wave of Thunder is four. Sweep that from me. I need him to make a constitution saving throw. Oh my god, he's phenomenal. Skeleton Conceiving. Skeleton with number four. Headless Jones. He fails horribly. He fails, so he's going to take all of this, which is going to be... What number is he? Four. He'll survive that.

17... 17 thunder damage, and you've pushed 10 feet away. Thank you kindly. Okay.

That was great. That was really awesome. Thank you. Very impressed. As Caprice says that, you feel inspired, Persia, and the blast of thunder knocks him back. All he needed was a shot of Morden blood or whatever the fucking healing point of that shit is. With that, it is... whose turn is it even? Lufti. Lufti. Rich. Oh, sorry. So she can... Probably get to four. Three...

Force for his diagonalist. Yeah, she can easily get there. Okay, she is going to just do the old, free... Parawism, right? Oh, yes, yes, yes, you're right. So hold on. So it's plus... Plus a d4 for every single roll. It's less, so plus a d4 for every roll. So...

So 3, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 to hit? Is that it? It's 12. Okay, yeah. So then one less attack. Oh, you got inspiration from that, by the way, if that wasn't fair. I did. Okay. So all three hit. This is all magical bludgeoning.

Your magic bludgeoning. 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18. 21 bludgeoning damage, so 40 to number 4. You see Lupti run up, and with her spoon and her fist, they just completely splinter, splinter, splinter, and he gets sharded, and he collapses into bone dust. Why does this keep happening? We did it.

It is their turn. Can they even roll anything or do they just keep running? They either run as far as they can run or they can take the dog down. Do they just repeat the same thing for that or is it just for like a minute? For a minute. They're just running and they see fire and they're just gonna dodge. That's all they're gonna do, her, is figure out. I'll yell out, if we're going to kill them, we should focus on one and do it all together, one at a time.

All together now. All together. Okay, I'll go for the one by Felix if that's cool. Which one by Felix? Um, that one, yeah. Since that's closest to it. How far can you move? I can move 25 feet, so then it's 50 if I'm doing a full dash. Do you watch a full dash? Yeah, because I'm a melee person.

I'm coming for you. That's my turn. You see Herja with her thunderous eyes. I'm gonna getcha. She points. Okay, that's Felix's turn. I'm gonna fire a bolt at him. It's like quiet on the battlefield. It's just the sound of the thundering thighs. No advantage or anything?

- And yes, Rabbit Queen does have a Minnesotan accent for her dwarf. - Oh yeah. - It's phenomenal. - For sure. - You wouldn't have known it for the first two hours of this game. - No, this is a giant eight for the whole fucking time. - Five points of fire damage. - Okay, so number six. - To number six. - Five points as it singes the bone and starts to make it even more brittle. It loses turn on dead properties? - Oh yeah. - Yes. - Okay, and so can we move the, can I get my detent back? - So next round it will be a real one. - With that, it's...

- You see... - Yeah, funny one. - You see Moloch and Xurum spinning above you, flying. The erratic movements of Moloch are attempting to... His eyes are now wide in the helmet as this horrible beast is flying. He's attempting to kill Xurum with all of his might, and he's going to go all in. - Uh-oh, here it is.

He's committing Sudoku right now. And he manages to, his whip slices him and pulls him in and he bites him and he's tearing at his flesh. However, Zerman is to block some of it with his massive, not with his left hand, but with his massive greatsword. And they're still going blow for blow in the sky. And as this happens, you start to hear the banging of war drums.

as the trees begin to shake all around you, as you then see through the forest, although it's through the flames and the smoke, a number of minotaurs, goat creatures, centaur things, satyr-looking creatures, all looking as they are all banging their drums, and they do not approach you, as their eyes look upward, and they all begin to let out this growl. Okay, with that, it's Toa's turn.

Well, that's ominous. That's scary. What do we do? I don't know how anyone is going to hear my total of the day with the sound of that racket. Six.

Nine. My little bells. Twelve. Okay, he's gonna get there. I have sixteen squares of Moodmer. I'm gonna recklessly attack this guy. Wait, why? I literally just yelled to you to all fight the same one so we don't knock them out of Turn the Dead. That's all he can reach. I can... I'll kill him. I'll kill him. Okay.

Natural 20. Woo! Gotta get it out. Gotta get it out. Uh-oh. One more turn of haste. Holy shit. 12 is AC. That hits. He's a shambling zombie skeleton. That hits. Okay. So I'm gonna do...

Let's do two attacks first. On number whom? We'll see if that kills him. Would be number one. Lone Guard just made a clip called "Endearing Rich Sword Spicy Boy" and I feel like that's a very... Producer Rick is actually Rich Sword Spicy Boy. Rich Sword Spicy Boy? That is luckily the randomly generated one. I know! That's why you think it's hilarious.

That's a lot of fucking damage, Jesus. Oh no, and I need one more d4. Go for it. Yeah, please. Okay. One extra point, it might make a difference. So, 12...

17, 18, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 37, plus 10 is 47, plus 4 is 51 damage.

- Times two? - Times two. - On number one? - On number one. - Toa completely just, he erases. - He turns his rip cage inside out. - As he runs up to it, Iris goes, "Toa, I told you to..." Oh, nevermind. - The reason Toa stomped over this massive goliath, even far larger, as he just completely erases the minotaur. It's not even fucking... - I have one attack left and I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna fucking...

Oh, Jesus. Natural 20! Gotta give it up! All you needed was some new dice. This is the rich I started playing with. Thank you. Oh my god. Worse, worse, much worse. But that's okay. 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, uh, 23... No, not 23. Excuse me. Subtract 5 from that. So 18, 19, 20 damage. So 40 damage.

40 damage. To number two. He's already doubled it. So you then see Toa just walk over to Ness. Then several of the ribs smash out, his arm falls off. He's looking rough. Jesus Christ. Don't steal! Don't steal! Please read it! Please just read it and do it. The last thing that's going to show Minotaur ears as he perishes, Toa softly says...

Good boy, man. He erases it in the bone dust. So good. Jesus Christ. I'm probably working so hard.

With that, holy fuck, it's Iris' turn. Holy fuck, it's Iris' turn. I am going to... You're good, man. Don't worry about it. Perfect. I can get straight up to him, so can you put me up to that guy? This one? Yep, so that way he has to roll his thing for my thing.

- Three. - Perfect, he's gonna take all 12 points of damage. - Number? - Number six, I think. - Number six, 12 points, got it. - Yes, and then-- - As the Inubian Warmer slashes in. - And then I am going to Word of Radiance him. - Okay. - It's another con save. - Con, sorry? - Yeah, Word of Radiance is a con save.

- Great. - Jesus Christ. - Six. - Perfect, he takes five points of radiant damage. - Oh man, oh man, numbers things. - And um... - What's your word?

I'm gonna, having seen what Toa has just done, I'll turn over and I'll go, "Shh! Oh, didn't work. Fuck." And it's huge, it blasts him, the radiant damage continues to hit him as the sand washes over him. And with that, it is Zurn's turn. As

as you then see him swirling around and around and around as you let you hear a loud cry.

as his whole form explodes into red energy and you start to see his neck extend as feathers appear on his neck and you see a black beak emerge from his face and with a massive slice he cuts off the other wing of Moloch and Moloch flailing his arms begins to fall. Okay, with that, Caprice.

I'm still singing. She can talk to Dakota. Her shield can make you go prone. Her obstacle, she has no rival. She jumps into the saddle, hold on to the bridle. Fight the front line. Rock your thunderous thighs. Okay, I believe you. Fight the front line. Rock your thunderous thighs. Rock your body, Harja! And, uh...

Can you please write these out for us so I can memorize the lyrics and sing with you? - You got 'em all? - Yes. Please do that. That's so good. - Holy shit. - I will. - It's so good. - I'll just take a hand crossbow shot on six over here. - You know what, Derek? I do have to say, you will never lose my friendship and that is exactly why. No matter what you do, I will keep you around. Steal my car, I don't care. - I was already inspired. - Steal.

No, I'm just singing now. I could technically stack them and give you two, but I'm going to hold on to it. Instead, I'm going to do 11 points of damage to six. Six. Okay. And I'll use my bonus action to reload.

- To number what's his face, who? - Number six Minotaur right here. - You can be a little for free. - 11 damage. - Let's see, are they resist piercing? - I would too. - It's part of the attack action. - Yeah. - You just can't do it twice in a row. - Oh really? - Coming to Kickstarter very soon. - Yes, Rabbit Maya snorts when she laughs. So that is a game snort you didn't hear. - I'll try to push her then. - The bolt actually fires out of the hand crossbow and actually pierces and does the full damage. One of the ribs is gone.

Get ready guys, he's coming back! And with that, it is... Do we see that all happening? I would say, yeah, that everyone sees that all happening. The massive croak of a bird is going to do that. Capricci, Lufti. Oh, uh... Okay, so... You saved my life. She's gonna get the fuck out of here. So one and two and a half, three and a half, four and a half, five and a half, six and a half.

She's going to do 9, I believe she can. 8. No, that's 9. Okay, so... She's just going to throw two darts, disadvantaged, at number 2, who's out of range. 9, so that makes those down hits. I believe it's 1d4.

Seven damage to number two. Seven damage. As both darts hit, they fracture some of the bone. It's looking like it's rough, but it's still hanging on. With that, it is their turn. So the other one is going to go directly at you, Ronek. Not Ronek, holy shit. Toa with his greataxe. He's advantaged. Disadvantaged. No, he's advantaged on this. Oh, great, thank you. You're welcome. That is going to be a 22 to hit.

That'll hit, you think? Yeah, yeah. Got it. With his Great Axe, he's going to slice into you. Oh, wow. That's pretty good. 21, 25 points of slashing damage as the Great Axe cleaves into you. 12, and then it's just 2. No, you're resistant. You're resistant. Resistance is resistance. You can't be double resistant sometimes.

Oh, so not raising basically doesn't do anything. Correct. As far as resisting damage. Got it. With that, it is... Wait, there is going to... Oh, one is going to attack Iris. Yep. 16? Oh, it also needs to make its thing because it started its turn in the beginning. Oh, it is doing that. So its thing needs to have a thing. That is going to be wisdom? Yeah.

- 16. - That passes. - Okay. - 16 points of damage. - To number...

So 8. 8 to number 6. 8 to number 6. Okay, 36. And it blasts and it's going to attack you for, what was it, I said 16 to hit. 16 to hit? Oh, I thought you said 16 to... It was both. Both were 16. Yeah, no, it misses. Okay, so you manage to dodge out of the way as his axe misses. And what's-his-face is going to take the dodge, actually, because he is very feared. And then with that, it is her turn.

I don't want to stare. And then I'll get right up next to her. Okay, okay, I made it. All right, I've got, I've got, what's my face? Dakota. Yeah, but Thunder Size is going, and she's being awesome. Dakota's. Is that Sundress Size you're saying? Sundress Size. I have to re-write my lyrics. So I'll make my first attack.

Which will hit because there are aces, so that's 18. Hits. So this, it'll take... Number 6? It'll take 5 points of bludgeoning from Dakota, and then it will also take from the thunderous thighs 2d6 thunder damage. Do I not have d6s? You have d6s. Oh, thank you.

I appreciate it. It takes seven points of thunder damage and it needs to make a strength saving throw. Seven points. Or be knocked ten feet away from you. Thank you. 57. Sorry.

- Okay, and you smash into, you hear the loud crackle of thunder and he's gonna make a saving throw. - Strength saving throw of 13. - Yeah, no, it's not, it's four. - Okay, so it gets pushed 10 feet away, which I don't know if it collides with the-- - It's through the fire as it get blasted and knocked into the wall of fire taking.

Fire wall. And that's gonna be enough. As soon as it hits the fire, the brittleness is allowed to crack into the bundle. Gotta give it up. It completely melts and the brittle bones catch on fire and it crumbles to the ground and singes. So we're out into the wall of fire. Somewhere else, Renee is like... With that, it's Felix's turn. I'm coming! Stop! Chosen one! Oh, can I use the rest of my movement to move towards...

22? Whatever. The other guy? Yeah. We're about to get nuked. To the center? I'm going after the other guy. Yeah.

19 points of fire damage for me. Almost next. You grab your, you pull out your dagger, it's no longer hidden, and it glows with this fiery orange light and it blasts out and as the firebolt hits it, it knocks off the skull and the whole skeleton clatters and falls to the ground dead. Holy shit. Oh, thanks, man.

You are extremely nostalgic. And suddenly you see a looming figure over you. I'm gonna roll the d8 and see where the fuck he is. He's gonna lose one turn. Oh, it's his turn. I'm coming! I'm coming! And... As soon as my black!

And so I'm going to, I rolled the d8. I rolled the d8 to see where Moloch was falling. Oh, bullshit. Starting at one, at the very top. He's only explaining because he's falling on top of all of us. I rolled a two. Oh, Jesus. So, Toa. I need Toa, Lufty, and Felix to roll a dexterity saving throw. Toa at disadvantage.

But I'm advantaged, so it's just more. Yes. Well, why are you advantaged? Because I'm a barbarian. Okay. You lose your next turn. Plus five. So you still get the plus five, right? We also had advantage on saving throws on this turn, so I don't know what happened to that. 23. Okay. Oh, wait. You stopped having advantage on saving throws? But then you stopped doing anything? No. No advantage. 23. I'm good. 23? Come on. 23. Okay. Wow.

What about Lifty? Lifty. Don't forget she's hashtag blessed. She is hashtag blessed. Quinn, do the thing! Fuck it, do the thing. I'm gonna do the thing. It's better. So, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. She's proficient. 18? 18. That is not enough. So, Felix, because you're far enough away, you're going to take no damage. Lifty's going to take half of this. What did you take?

I got 23. 23. You're also going to take half of this. As you manage to, you see Moloch's form falling, fire blazing out of all of his wounds as he hits the ground and of course when he dies. And watches the Hellboy trailer. Coming this summer!

- The new Hellboy. - Yes! - I hate it. Thanks, I hate it. - But you did finally take the Hellboy trailer off of your playlist. - I did, I did. As you see Moloch's massive form, Toa, you're able to dodge out of the way as Moloch crashes down and you're gonna take half, Lufty is going to take, Lufty and Toa are gonna take half of this.

And so 10, 14, 18, 21, 22, 25, 30, 35, 38, 40, 44 points of fire damage. So we take 22. Yes. And

- And we have that, right? - Yeah. - So we should take 11. - So as, and you are pushed outside as Molok falls down directly on top of that minisquare, where the minisquare skeleton is. Could you put Molok down? - Yeah.

And I need to see if he is prone. - So like on top of Toa? - Yes, I get like pushed out of the way. - You get pushed out of the way as he is right there. As he falls in a loud crash and he's gonna take a considerable amount of damage from that. And we're gonna see if he's prone.

And he is. As he smashes down, his wings no longer there. As it crashes and the fire rages out and blasts, there's horrible blood seeping into the ground. As you look up and you see now that Zurn is looking down, his face now returned to normal.

His second pair of wings that were coming from his back now retreated. And just the two wings flapping as he begins to soar down with his sword raised high. Hell yeah. With that, as he falls down with a crash, he's going to use his movement to stand up.

- Molotovs? - Yes. - Okay, back on the map. - He smashes down. - Is that his legendary movement? - No, that's, so he, his movement would be he's falling and getting back up again. And,

but I believe that's his whole turn. Yes. I believe that's his whole turn. I love that. I'm guessing. He's going to do something. That makes me so happy. Well, shit. I believe no. I took a guess. I believe not. I believe not. Well, I appreciated the... And he is going to try to... He sees Toa standing next to him. He's going to do his full multi-attack on you, Toa. Well, shit. You don't have plus two ACs.

is going to extend his whip and fling it down at you. - To who? - To Toa. - He's advantaged also. That is gonna be a 30 for his whip. What do you know, it hits. - You know, shocking. - You think it's gonna hit? Does it hit? - That is, wow. - Shocking. - So you're resistant to everything, so it doesn't matter what I roll actually.

So that is gonna be seven, wow, not great. Seven, 11, 17 plus eight is 25 points of damage. So halved. - 25 points? - Yeah. - Is that all fire? - It's lightning and slashing. - Okay, so 25. So he has that, right? - Yes. - Okay, so I'm gonna take 12 damage from that. - He's then going to slash into you. His eyes are wild.

as he's going to the advantage, correct? He's gonna get a natural 20 on that. - I'm not within 30 feet, sorry. - Oh wow, not great. 10, 17, another 25 points of slashing damage as he slashes into you and he's going to go in for a bite attack. That's gonna be a...

30, you know what I mean? - Yep, yep. - It's gonna hit, it's gonna attempt to bite you and he's gonna bite, he is gonna succeed at biting you. And it's gonna actually just be the same dice. Oh wow, 14, 20, or no, 18, 23 plus 31 points of piercing damage. - So 15 damage.

Yes. Okay. Well, I have 14 health, so for the first time in my life, I will use Stone's Endurance, my racial ability. Oh my god! And use my reaction to reduce that damage by 14. So, no damage. Holy. One damage. One damage. Holy as fuck!

He whips you. He slashes you in his claw. His eyes are blazing. His lips are always unspoken. A single word. As he's looking around. You've got to get a twist for that. What a twist. As he is slashing into you. As he's looking around. And you hear this. As he's looking around to the woods. And you see through the fire, through the smoke, through the trees, the beast men.

all now looking, banging their war drums, looking around, and they're just keeping their eyes directly on Moloch. And Moloch is looking around, and there seems to be a sense of confusion in his eyes. With that, it is Toto's turn. No men.

You lose your turn. Oh, I lose my turn because Haste just ran out of very opportune time. You feel very practically prone. I'm not prone, but I would be on my knees. Beast doesn't prevent you from using reactions, right? Correct. No, no, no. All he does is lose his movement and no actions until the end of his next turn. He can still react. Okay, good.

Yes, I can still use a reaction. You just can't leave my one turn. So I'm like taking a knee. For one turn. Which to be fair, I think you crit like four times for this attack. Hashtag work. So yeah. We...

You're good. Iris, you're up. I am going to move forward. I'm going to use my feline agility because I have stayed in one space for a turn, so I've got that. So I can move 60 feet. Yeah, but where do you want to go? Just as close to Toa as possible. If I can get all the way to him, that would be great. I don't know.

And then I'm going to use a third level spell slot and pump some Cure Wounds into him. - Okay. - So I'll do that. - Kirti sprints over, places a paw. - That's Iris, Iris. - Iris, sorry. Iris sprints over, places a paw onto Toa. And this warm sensation, sandy sensation, washes over you and you're healed.

And yeah, so that's what I'm gonna do for that. That's actually my entire turn. So I'm healing you. That's what happens. I will. And with that, his hand is going to glow again with a horrible sulfur smell. It's gonna attempt to cast Stinkin' Cloud. I will not have the energy to counter that. We've used eight counter spells and we're tapped out. Fucking bullshit.

And so, a stinking sulfur cloud erupts onto you. And I don't even, I've literally not actually been able to use it. So, it's a 20 foot radius sphere. So it's gonna hit everyone except for Persia and Caprice. Wait, do we have the thing that the Battler gave us? - Yeah. - Let's use it. - It should be under the Feywild map. - Yes, sir, it's under there. In the back. - It's 20, it's all here. - It should be that giant one. - Yeah, that one.

- One in your hand. - Is this funny? - Yes. - He usually gets all of us. - My spiritual weapon is gone now. - Wait, is that 20 foot radius? - Yeah. - Well it's not radius, it's 20 foot sphere. - Thanks for the bad word. - Radius. - So yeah, that'll take you. - His radius would be 40 foot sphere. - As it blasts and stings. I'm gonna need everyone to make a constitution saving throw versus poison.

I think my room is 20 foot radius. Oh, should I put it on the ground? Yeah. Yeah. It should not be a 40 foot diameter. Fireball? It would be a 40 foot diameter. It is. Yeah. Fireball's a 40 foot diameter. Yeah, it's a 24 radius sphere, which means it's 40 foot diameter. Okay. Yep. Right? Yep. Yeah, which is what that is. 5, 10, 15, 20, 30, 40. I say blast out everyone to make a constitution saving throw versus poison. So, uh... You get plus 5. 21's the DC, of course. 20. 21. 21.

Wait, 21 is the DC. Okay, I'm not fucking rolling. I'm taking it. And what is it again? The Stinking Cloud. It's First Poison. No, no, which we're saving for now. I'm gonna use one. Rich, mark me off. Let's use him now. I'm good. I got plenty of health. 23. 23? Okay. 16 would automatically succeed. I think Lifty still fails.

You'll have to spend your turn retching and puking. - No damage. - What is it? - No damage. - No damage. You spend your turn just puking. - If you're in it? - If you fail. - Oh, okay. - If you fail. Tau Bongo fucked up the rock. - Yeah? - Oh yeah. - That's true. - That's years and years ago. - Very true. - Okay, with that. - I spent the last few weeks with a dwarf. This smell bothers me not. - I don't even remember. Did Lufty go? - No. - Wait, hold on.

That was Toa, then Iris went, now it's Zurn's turn. - It's Zurn's turn. - Okay. - For every season, I don't know the rest of the game. - Zurn's gonna land, he's gonna let out a fart. - So he is going to fly down because it's his turn. He's going to fly down and then take his wings and and use his action to blast the singing cloud away.

And so it is no longer having an effect. So do we still lose our turn? Nope. Fantastic. You don't get no additional boon as he's going to then drive his great sword down and stab into Moloch. And let's see. As he slashes in, as you see that the blood is spilling out, his eyes are going wide. Moloch's eyes are going wide. Now's the time! Kill this devil! And he is hacking him to pieces. Okay, Capriccio, out.

I'll stand up here, like so, and I'll... We've been trying, Ethan! Out of range, I'm sorry! I will cast Dissonant Whispers on Molok. He has to make a wisdom saving for our DC 16.

Wisdom. That will be 14. But he will then use his legendary resistance to succeed. Let's first fail. Wow. Great, though. That's fantastic. I will... Yeah. I'm just going to stand here and feel pretty cool on the dais or whatever it's called. And that'll be my turn. Got it. Lifty, you're up.

- She's just gonna get behind him. - Okay. - And attack three times. - Got it. - Oh, I still have my spins up, so he needs to do his saving throw. - Not an Axel 20, two crits. - No way! - Gotta give it up! - He's gonna succeed. - Holy moly! - Wow, two, wait, two natural 20s? - Two natural 20s from Lufty. - Holy shit. He fails, or he succeeds, rather. - Yeah, thank you, Mike. - Seven. - Eight points of rage. - Eight points, so four points.

- That's a double give it up. - Yes! - Seriously. - Gotta give it up. - Jesus. - This is rich. - 26. - Heckin' yes. - 26? - Magic. - Oh, wait, hold on.

Oh, it's magic. You see Lufty run up as Moloch is standing there. And just like the wind, she moves and her fists are smashing in, blasting Chi into him. And he is getting, blood is pouring out as the flame is radiating brighter and brighter as his eyes are wide open.

looking around, almost looking for help and not receiving it as the more and more beast men are gathering in the woods, looking, banging their drums. And with that, it is... - I'll say it. - Layer action. - Yeah, I'll say it in "Adventures in Chilla" I think is happening. - Okay. - Layer action. ♪ Da da da, layer action ♪ ♪ Da da da, da da da ♪

- That's interesting. All right, all right, all right. - Oh no, he's gonna use legendary action now. As he's going to look at you, Felix. And he's going to grab his whip and-- - Yes! - All right, well let me roll to see if it hits my last mirror image. - That's about to run out. - More than 10, right? - It targets me. - Aw man. - It's my first natural one. - Now more than 11. - My first natural one of the battle. - He still misses. He misses.

- You've gotten one on an attack roll. - Not on an attack roll. - Right. - For my first actual critical fail of the battle. It goes high and does not hit you, goddammit. Got it. With that, it is, I don't even know whose turn it is. Leia's turn. - Oh, and then her turn.

- Once again, it is going to be a, because as Zurn is flying down, once again, his hand is going to glow with fire and he's going to drop it in the exact same spot that he drops Sinking Cloud. As a fireball erupts out. Dexterity saving throw from everyone. - Well, that's unfortunate. - Do everyone ever? - It'll be everybody but Caprice and Grisha. - Oh, well, everyone that got a Sinking Cloud. - Dex, you say?

- Yep. - 26. - Toa? - 21 is a decent. - That's gonna be a 12. - Oh, I'm advantage, the dex failed. - I'm all right, I got plenty of health, I'm good. - I'm good, I'm good. - I look to you and Toa both pets. - As long as I don't hit me for 84. - 13, 14, 14.

20, 24, 25, 30, 36, 36, 38, 42 points of fire damage. - I have Stark. - Really bad. - As the fireball erupts out in blast. - Oh, I'm going. I've never felt better in my life. - So 42, we take 21 and then have it if we pass? - Yep.

So 10. So 10 of you passed. I'm great. I'm good. I'm feeling all right. I'm a little smoldering, but I'm good. Singed. But I feel fine. Okay, it's a blast out. And with that, it is Herd's turn. Start trucking. She keeps trucking. 25? 25 right there is good. Oh, thanks for the jump, Deadman. I appreciate it. Oh, thank you.

- We're glad that you stuck with us. - How far is he from me? So that's 35. - 45, 40, 40. - Well let's see, hold on. So that's 15, 30, like 35.

33 and a half. 32 and a half. It's out of range of my javelin. I will dash. You can disadvantage your javelin if you want. Yeah. You could always get 220. Yeah, fucking... Double javelin it. You should get two natural ones. I've never thrown a javelin in my life, but here is fucking one! So he takes the javelin in the eye.

- A six and a seven plus five, which makes that an 11. - That's exactly what I said. - It should be higher than that, right? - Not for a javelin. - It's two plus my proficiency, which is five. - Plus strength. - So 11 misses and I lose a javelin? - Yeah, and so... - Another attack. - They both paint me. - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah. - Throw another javelin. - 15 and an eight would be a 13. - Have you used your...

Inspiration? You're d8, I'm not. So you can get him with a 6, 7, or 8. So 8's good. She got him! Fair high five. Nice. I hit him with one javelin. Roll damage on that. Can I combine smite and javelin? No. Pass him a melee weapon?

- I think it's a melee weapon you hit. - It should say, right? - No, no, no, spell is... - Divine Smite is true, is spending a spell slot. I actually don't know. - Just look at what it says. - Divine Smite, when you hit with a melee weapon attack. - That's what I thought.

I was going to pour a second level Divine Smite on that just to get him the fuck out of there. Alright, so a d6 plus 2 piercing. So he takes 4 piercing damage. So 2 points of piercing damage. What's your strength modifier? As...

And it flies out. The first javelin clangs off the armor and the second one finds her and does two points of damage. I'm gonna get you! He's like, uh,

I'm gonna, I'm just gonna Frostbite his ass. Hold on, however. Sorry, sorry. He is going to... Just kidding, I'm gonna die, I guess. No, I feel great, I'm just kidding, I have plenty of health. I'm gonna, from my turn end, I'll Thunderous Thighs again, I'll pass that one more time. He is going to... Legendary action, what's he gonna do? He is going to...

He's gonna whip Felix again. Bring it on! Come on. Hits me! That will be a 21. Oh, shield. Okay! Meet or beat, correct? Yes. I'm good then. Oh no! Oh, the other way. 21. I'm not going to shield because I would still get... So it whips into you, do you like? Yeah. Uh oh. You're about to get the gang tan. I'll be alright. I'll be alright. Oh wow, not... Oh wow.

Seven, ten, eighteen points of damage. Yeah, never bad. And strength saving throw. Oh, half of that is gonna be nine. Dropped by ten. So no damage. Oh, wait, hold on. You're killing me, brother. You're barely in range. Strength saving throw. Eleven. Oh, plus five is sixteen. Sixteen. You get whipped in and you get dragged. Ah!

And with that, you have zero strength? Yes, I have zero strength. Well, I guess I'll use Frostbite at a disadvantage. Actually, it's con saving throw on your part, so I guess there's no throw on my side, right? So, con 16 for you, brother. That is going to be a...

- Oh, thank you so much. - Thank you. - You guys are awesome. Thank you so much. - That's gonna be a 30. Oh wow, you take your damage. Congratulations. And then Felix braces for impact. - Hootsies. - Thank you so much. - You got your hootsies now. - As that happens. - She's our resident out there. - Hold on, hold on. He's then going to look at you Iris and whip out at you. - No.

- What if he has some like mega ton melee range move? - And we're gonna get like spin to win. - And that's gonna be a 20 to hit. - Yeah, yeah, no, that will hit.

28 points of damage my days but that's half your mirror and then uh so hold on so that would be a 14. oh my lord yeah you've been hurt

- Natural 20 to keep my concentration. - Nice, very nice, gotta give it up. - And an 18 plus for the, you said con? - Yeah, 20. - 24 is the DC. - So 18 plus two makes 20, plus five makes 25. - 25, so you manage to resist it if he tries to yank you in. With that, it is his turn.

As he is going to... We're fighting Moloch, literally. The devil lord. I made a Moloch-mo problems joke earlier. It was very funny. As he is going to step... Did you get it? He is going to step through... Oh, he needs to have his spiritual weapons up, so he's got to do that thing. He's going to get a 31.

16 points, so he'll take 8. Radiant? Mhm. Great. I'm Gradiating him every single round to make sure he doesn't get hit. And with that, I'm gonna just see some spells that he can cast and what he can do.

- He's gonna pull a Ragnarok on us. Just stab the ground. - You can't defeat me. - Yeah, but he can. - And then as you're all in tight, his hand is going to glow with fire and a wall of fire emerges around all of you and everyone will make a dexterity saving throw.

- Is that everybody, everybody? - No, just the people in my life. - Stop being there. - I'm coming!

- Whoa! - 26. - I'm coming. - Passes. - Is 15 enough? - Nope. - 23. - I'm gonna try one more. - Twist a baby. - Thank you, chat for providing us with twists and fakes. - I got it. - 26. - That passes. You're gonna take half of this. - 18, 18, four.

13, 32, 35, 40, 43 points of fire damage. Blasts all around it. No, 21, because it's rounded down. So 21, and then half of that, which would be 10. 10, okay.

as a massive wall of fire erupts all around you. And when you start your turn inside of this, you're going to take some damage as well. Oh, fantastic. What's the, is it just five feet, 10 feet, 15 feet? It is one foot wide. Oh, okay. Yeah. So when you're within 10 feet within it, so it is a, basically it's the 20 foot. What happens if we attempt to run through the fire foot? What's that? Is that business? This is 20 feet radius. That's 40 feet across. This is 40 feet across.

- Oh yeah, no, he'll be smaller than that. So yeah, it's kind of tightly around you guys. - I'm just saying how many spaces away from him will we have to be to not be hit by it? - Like you would still get hit if you go there, you're not hit. - Yes, yes. - Got it. 23 points of fire damage as it blasts around you. The wall at 13? - Yes. - 21 points. - 21 points.

Half is ten. Okay, it's your turn. Yes, half is ten. As he's looking around, his eyes are wide, and now that you're, there's a wall of fire surrounding you with him as he's looking around, and his eyes are looking toward the forest. He looks like, as he's roaring louder and louder, and all the beastmen of the forest seem to be looking in ten ways. They're not coming any closer. They're just kind of like, are they on the outside of the fire? They're all on the outside, yep. So they're like literally almost right up against it.

Very close, yeah, very close. Yeah, they're just not making any move to come in. I cough up a gallon or two of blood. Nice. Thanks, Lothal. Me too, bud. And I look around, and I... Is he looking weak? He's looking weak. He's looking rough. I'm just going to focus my resolve, and I'll just go in, and I'm going to attack him twice, and I'm going to do that advantage. That hits. That hits. That hits.

- I'm gonna roll the bones here. Sorry, sorry. And I'm big. - It's time for the whole way home trailer. - Sorry, you're good. - I'm never letting Mike live that down. - Eight, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25 damage. - So have would be? - Would be 12. - Oh, 12.

And I will, as a bonus action, I'm gonna pop my superior healing potion. - Okay. So you are smashing into him and as he's, there's blood pouring out of him. Fire is raging out, his armor is cracking. He's looking rough, Iris, you're up. - I'm gonna move back one.

Okay. Um... And I am going to, um... cast Masculine Word at a 4th level. Oh, baby. Okay. Wow! That'll save me. You hear the gong and this warm sand washes over you as your wounds close up. Fuck yeah.

- 'Cause I was gonna be dead for the first time. - That's my turn. - Zoran, as Moloch looks around wildly, you see a flash of feathers and glowing red energy as his sword makes contact

and tears into the armor, tears into the flesh. Moloch lets out this horrible roar as fire erupts. And he's like, now's the time! And he sunders his armor. Everyone has advantage against Moloch. Fuck you, the next round. All right, I'm letting it fucking fly. Caprice, you're up. Yes, I am. I will...

Actually, Luffy's gonna probably kill him. I'm gonna check and see if I have a... And then I'm gonna use my action to do a regular healing potion. I'm gonna pull out my hand crossbow, and I'm gonna aim for the head. I love that.

That's gonna hit, so that'll be... I'm gonna point right between his eyes and I'm gonna be like, "Hey, I think you know who I'm talking about when I say she sends her regards." And minimum damage. I'll do six piercing damage to him, not magical. And who are you?

And I will inspire. Yeah, I'll turn to Lufty and I'll go on Lufty, you've got this. And I'll use my last inspiration. Hold on. Oh, wait. How do we do this? No. What? You have three health.

Oh my god! He had two. I wanna hold up my hand crossbow and I'll say, "You know who I'm talking about," when I say, "She sends her regards," and I'm gonna, right, the bolt's gonna hit him right in the center of the fuckin' head, pierce his helmet, and drop him like a rock. Fuck yeah!

- Holy fuck. - As Moloch looks around, Zurn is above him, his eyes are blazing with this red energy, his hair is flying upward, his sword is sundered into it, his one arm is still at his chest, the sword is cleaving down, and Caprice, you say these words, and Moloch's eyes turn to you as

The bolt fires and it pierces through his skull, bursts out of the other side, and you see the lights dim and he looks out and he's like, "Wrong!" And a massive roar erupts across the forest and looks around as it flashes. There seems to be a sense of betrayal in the eyes as the lights dim

And the massive form of Moloch crumbles to the ground. Oh, fuck. And as soon as this devil is snuffed out... We've essentially...

him out of the plane, right? Like, he's not dead. That was like a manifestation of him in our plane. When it comes to creatures of that level, the way I usually think about it is that it's an aspect and that like, there's still some personality thing that goes down and he's going to be in his little like, yeah, it's almost lit. You'd have to kill him

You have to get rid of him. Yeah, essentially expelled him from our team. Yes. And it will be incredibly difficult for him to get back, so for all intents and purposes, we've killed him. But we don't know any of that. But we don't know how long it would take. Right, right. That's why it was a meta question. Out of character. Yeah.

As soon as he collapses onto the ground, and the puff of dust erupts out, suddenly a massive pillar of flame erupts out of him, and Xurn has to dodge out of the way. And suddenly you hear the banging of war drums louder and louder, and you hear the low guttural roar of voices in unison.

Performant. Performant. Performant.

- And it gets louder and louder and louder as the roars erupt and echo across the forest. As you then look behind you and Zurn, his eyes are wide with furious anger and hatred. He's completely covered in the blood of this creature. As he turns around, as you look all around, the, the,

a beacon of flames start to erupt all across the forest ahead of you as suddenly the massive battle behind you starts to, the massive din of battle starts to almost suddenly get quiet as just the thundering of hooves as the surviving beastmen all around you begin to back up and you hear a

As you hear, "Baphomet! Baphomet!" And suddenly the Beastmen that are engaged begin to back up and then begin a full retreat into the forest. As you hear the chanting of Baphomet get louder and louder and louder and louder and suddenly not very far,

into the woods ahead of you. You see a massive pillar of flame and swirling black energy swirling up all around it. And the trees begin to shake. Leaves are scattering, splinters of wood

And as the... You look behind you and you see soldiers looking around completely bloodied as the survivors of the Horn Legion.

begin to begin a full-out stampede back towards the forest. As all of the human soldiers are looking around, their weapons drawn, their hands glowing, the ones that are able to cast, covered in blood, their own and the blood of their comrades, as they're all looking around confused, as Molok's body, the massive pillar flame, dulls back down.

and you hear the chanting get louder and louder as the beasts that are returning to the forest begin to chant, "Bathelme, bathelme, bathelme," as the trees shake. And suddenly, from beyond, you hear a loud, the horrible, horrific roar of a bull that completely shatters all of the other noise.

and echoes, shakes the ground around you as something rises up from the trees. Black fur, massive figure, two sets of massive horns. As you see an enormous bull head rising well over the tree line, turns, blazing eyes, takes one glance,

roars again and suddenly all of the beasts are inspired and let out a roar in exchange and they thunder into the forest and then the massive creature raises up a horrible massive jagged black glaive and it glows with this horrible black energy and

He brings it down and the massive bull head turns and begins to stomp away. As all of the beasts enter the forest and rush past you and Zoran is looking around like "What just happened? What do we do?" I believe that they have done what they sought to do. They sacrificed that creature.

Or should I say we sacrificed that creature. And now they have risen that bull beast and are going to fulfill whatever duty they actually have. We've been dupe friends. We... Did we just let them run into the forest? No, obviously we don't, but it's not like we can catch them right now. We have to get to safety. We're attacked. I've got nothing left.

Zurn, you see his face now as the dull glow, or the bright glow of the red begins to dull. His eyes now returning as his face now begins to finally show its age. As his wings crumple and retract back into his shoulder blades, he lands and he

holds his greatsword to the ground as he almost stumbles to all fours, and he breathes, and you see a huge amount of blood get spit up by him. And he says, "We have to engage in a full retreat.

We don't really have any other choice. It's not a retreat. Let's just get behind the walls, but we took care of the big guy. We're all right. And I'll cast Healing Word on him. Joel, can you help the High General up? Help me help him up. I want to reach down. I'm still huge. I want to reach down for the last two hours. I'll just let you do it then, in that case. Pick him up.

Before I'm about to say, may I help you, sir? Eight hit points. Eight hit points. As you start to seal his wounds, you realize just how much of a beating that Zurn took from Moloch. As just horrible slashes, stabs, bite marks all over. He was heavily armored and flaked, and he was horribly...

and he lets out a sigh as you close up his wounds, his toe up. You pick up his form as he shoots his sword and he looks up at you slightly confused and there's almost as if he had been knocked in the head slightly as he's like, full retreat behind the walls.

We've done what we can this day. Yes, yes sir. Yes, sir. And I'm gonna just pick him up, see if he like resists or seems disgusted by that. No. I'm gonna grab him and I'm gonna start just running back. I'll join the group, I guess.

Are we going? Yes, yes, we need to go. I just got here. My little life took forever for me to get here. I'm here, I'm here now. Oh no, it's that disgusting dwarf from the end. No, it's not. Oh, never mind, it's just Terjah. No, it's me, it's Terjah. And I just kicked the fucking Moloch on the ground. Do you need help with him? I've got him for now. Where's Peyton, by the way? I just remembered. I don't want to talk about this.

We can talk about it later. It's not important right now. Let's get Zantra back to the city. Spread the word! Return behind the gates! Return behind the gates, everybody! We're going back! Seeing that'll help. I'll do the same thing. So as you're all shouting back and forth, all of the soldiers of Zantra...

the entire battlefield is completely covered in bodies. And you see that the beast that managed to escape is a fraction of the ones that actually managed to, that attacked initially. And it seems as if there's bodies of countless beast men, minotaurs, centaurs,

goat creatures. - I see your lining. - And it seems almost all of the iron, the horn legion that attacked has been completely wiped out as the stragglers all are running back to the forest and as all of the soldiers looking confused, they begin to then let into a full charge and attempting to chase. You begin to shout out and Zurn looks at all of you and he says,

"Follow the retreat!" And his voice booms out magically and echoes across the field and you hear, "Follow the retreat, retreat, retreat!" And immediately the soldiers all turn around and begin to start making their way. The ballistas and the trebuchets and catapults are still firing

firing their missiles at them. You see one massive boulder smash and take off several minotaurs. You see the ruined remnants of the machines as you cross. You see however one portion of the wall has a massive hole in it. However, right directly in front of it, you see a completely destroyed Hellfire engine. It seems that was the only one that was actually able to make it to the wall and actually pierce through.

as you begin to sprint back towards Zantra. - As we would be moving back, I would be casting, since I can do it at range, Spare the Dying on anyone who looks like they might not have fully died. So I'm just gonna be looking everywhere and just

essentially trying to raise people. You see some soldiers moving, although they're down, and several of the medics and the clerics are all the ones that are not retreating. They're going and checking the dead. It seems like you've saved a good number of lives doing that, maybe several dozen. As you are saving the lives of these soldiers, you're all running back. As the Southern Gate...

- It opens up, these soldiers are all spilling into it and you all manage to make your way to the other side of the walls of Zenitra. - What?

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