We Watched YOUR ℌệ𝔫𝔱ằ𝔦 Suggestions and Regret It | Trash Taste #198
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- All right, you boys ready? - Yeah, I mean, as ready as you can be for something like this. This is the most gross list I've ever had to experience in my life. - This was a mistake. - We haven't even started recording and I'm already tired. It actually took it out of me.

- All right. Hello and welcome to another cultured episode of Trash Taste. I'm your host for today, Garnt, and joining me once again are the boys and we have an extra

special episode for you guys, not for us, specifically for you guys, because this is culture episode number, which how many cultured episodes have we done now? - I think this is the fourth one we've done now. - This is the fourth one? - Yeah, the four too many, I dare say. - We did three? I thought we only did two.

- No, we did three. - We did three? - I'm pretty sure we did three. - Oh yeah, we did, yeah, I remember the first one. - We did the first one, the second one, the third one, and then our recommendation. - See, the way we remember it, once we record it, we blank it out of our minds because we don't wanna remember that shit. - You gave me a list of stuff to watch and I actually don't know where did this list come from? - Okay, so what's happened is we thought we've done a lot of videos where we recommend each other titles

- How would it go if we asked our audience to recommend us some shmenty titles and see- - All of them are awful. - Well, not all of them are awful. So what we did is we asked you over on our Patreon to recommend us some titles that you wanted us to watch. And we picked

- Nine, we picked nine titles where we'd watch. Sometimes we will watch like the first episode. Sometimes there was a specific episode midway through the series that they wanted us to watch and we'd give our thoughts. Now, this was a mix. Our producers picked us a mix between some of the most popular recommendations

and some wildcard recommendations that they found from some basic Googling. - And by wildcard, I mean some of the most traumatic stuff I've seen in a long time. - Yeah bro, like some of this shit was, I don't even know how this is allowed. - It's probably not. - I mean like, I'm continually impressed with the degeneracy on display. - I'm not. What is the opposite of impressed?

- I mean, I'm stunned. - Depressed. - I am depressed. - Like, yeah, I mean, what do you say about it? I mean, we'll get into it. Obviously we'll talk about it more. The one thing I did take away from this is that the more I watch older material of this kind, the more I'm like, "Goddamn, why is the animation so good 10 years ago?"

- That's what I'm saying. - Everything is like better than animation today. - I'm glad we're starting off with this take because I like the fact that there are a few golden oldies in here. - All the old ones have such good animation. - They have, but they're also the most depraved ones as well. - I'm realizing now there is like the more fucked up and the more concerning your show is, the higher the budget.

the more we can just, or perhaps more dedicated the animators are for whatever reason. All I know is that I have seen things today that I wish I can unsee and we'll talk about it now. So let's start with the first one. - But we're gonna start off with the, by far the most popular recommendation. - Yes, this is like the number one. - Which is, what was the name of this one? - This one is called

- That is a long title. Could you give us a rough translation? - It basically means, it seems like Imaizumi's place has become a gathering place for a bunch of gyarus. - Which is- - It should have been me, not him. - Damn you, Imaizumi. - This is where we have a long title and I'm like,

- I'll allow it, I'll allow it man, I'll allow it. It speaks for itself. And I mean this one, hood classic. - Oh my God. - Of course. - Amazing. - This was the most popular one. I believe this is like the most popular material of 2023. I'm trying to not use the word for at least 15 minutes so that we can get monetized on this video. - See, I saw this title as like by far the top requested and the top recommended for all of our audience on Patreon. And I was like,

- Oh, thank God they've gone easy on us. - They have some good taste. - I already watched all four episodes before this was even recommended. I'm a big follower of this series. - You're a big follower. - I'm somewhat of a fan myself. - I'm somewhat of a fan. - You know what's also amazing as well with this show is that I'd never watched the actual like animated version before, but I have read the original doujin and the doujin is also colored.

- Oh wow. - The whole way through. - Oh wow. - Exactly the same, which is very rare and also always good. And yeah, the doujin is amazing. - Does the anime adaptation live up to the original? - The adaptation I reckon just as good, if not better. - Yeah, it's so good. - It's so well animated. - The animation goes hard. All the scenes go hard. - The girls are hot. - Do you wanna explain the plot line for anyone who might not understand what the plot line is? - Essentially there is,

this like beta male named Imaizumi. - Beta male? - He's a champ. - Joey, Joey. - He's got the staff. - This is the- - Let me rephrase that. There is a herbivore main character called Imaizumi as the name suggests. And I guess upon some circumstance, which I think is explained in the doujin, but not in the anime, where he gets three gals or gyaru's who are like very interested in him.

for who knows what reason. I think if I remember the doujin, it originally starts off that like he was actually getting bullied by these girls. - I mean. - So he was getting bullied by these girls, right? - Yeah.

as a next form of harassment. - Oh, boy. - Oh no, oh no. - They go to his house and just like start becoming like nuisances to him by like, you know, like just waltzing in basically making his apartment their own apartment. - Oh no, please don't do that in my apartment. - And then I don't know, I don't remember exactly how it evolves into like bullying. And then it just suddenly goes to like, hey, you lost the game to us. We're gonna punish you.

But those punishments are like any guy can agree is like a heavenly situation. - So this is basically just the way I see this is the X-rated version of "100 Girlfriends" basically. - Essentially. - It's essentially, the protagonist gives off the same kind of like energy where it's just like,

On the outside, he may seem like a beta. Actually, he is a secret giga Chad to handle all these girls. - All the girls are great too. - Yeah, this is just someone taking like the best of hits of just like, let's just take all of the tags that everyone unanimously loves, like Garu's.

- Bullying, which is this kind of bullying. - There's some Dom Ross in here as well. - Just 'cause this is gonna get worse later, the bullying, this is the kind of bullying I like. The other kind of bullying that we get to see later on, I do not, not a fan of. - This is as far as I'll go. The only note I have for this that's written down is that this is done by a studio called T-Rex Studios. - Oh, wow. - No, no, no, it's Bunny Walker, right? - Is it? - I swear it's Bunny Walker. - I saw it was T-Rex. - Really? I thought it was Bunny Walker.

- Can we double check the studio of this masterpiece? Thank you very much. - By the way, the studio is amazing. They did such a good job. You know, every detail that you'd like to see in a doujin, super aesthetic. Yeah, it's T-Rex.

- No, no. - T-Rex is the studio that did Masterpiece. - Yo, that's why it goes so hard. - That's why it goes so hard. - That's why I like it so much. - And they did the gyaru one as well, the top left one there. - Oh, I love that. I love the second to the top.

- Am I just learning that T-Rex and Bunny Walker, is it Bunny Walker the other studio? - It might be, usually with these kinds of shows, it's either like a subsidiary or like multiple studios work on it together. So yeah, but like this studio has done like some of, I think all of our like favorite shows out there. - This might be a hot take, but I'm not too big of a fan of Bunny Walker.

Mostly because all of their stuff look exactly the same. It's kind of like- - I would argue why try and fix it when it's not even broken? - If it's as good as this,

- Hey, make it all the same. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? I wish we got all the same. - Okay, I have two problems, right? Because some of the OG studios, right? The OG studios, when they release episodes, it's like a half hour episode. So you have time to really build up the plots and really build up the context of everything that's happening. With "Bunny Walker", the sex scenes are like top tier, but like there's like,

- There's like minimal time. Most of the time, sometimes they release like 15 minute episodes. - I think this is a 15 minute episode. - Yeah, most is like a 20 minute episode. I'm like, ah, this ain't enough. I need more of this stuff. - I tell you what, they've pretty much done all of my favorites. Most of these are like my favorite ones. - Yeah, right? That's what I'm saying. Like they do really, really good ones. Also, yeah, but I do agree. Like, you know, I think this is the kind of show where like 30 minute episodes would have been better because again, as I mentioned earlier,

compared to the doujin they've cut out like a lot of the buildup to get to that point. - Yeah. - Which I think would have made more sense. - Yeah. - But with this one, man, they did not,

like they just went straight to the point. It's like two minutes in it's like, oh yeah, we're gonna punish you. It's like, Jesus Christ, ease me into this. Bloody hell. - Please, please, I actually want to watch it for the plot. - What is the plot of this? - I need to know how it came to this situation. - I think that's part of the enjoyment sometimes is being like, hey, I mean, listen, this ain't gonna happen to me, but I would like a semi believable like reason. Also, one thing I've realized that,

these kind of shows do is that when the guy has pretty much no reason that he should be getting like three girls, the go-to excuses, "Oh yeah, his pee-pee is just gone."

It's just like, it's so God-like that no person can stay away. - Like the dude- - It's like there is no redeemable qualities of this character. There's nothing going for him. And they're like, how do we make this believable? Oh, he must have a great pee pee. Which maybe like, maybe that works on dudes. They feel like, wait, that could be me. Maybe I have a great pee pee.

- He's just like me for real. - You know, in this show in particular, the first three episodes are bangers. And then out of nowhere, the fourth comes in like a truck and just delivers the pinnacle of the series. - Really? - Yeah, did you watch the fourth episode? - No, I haven't seen the fourth one yet. - Again, I've only seen the first episode. - Oh, the fourth episode is the banger because- - What happens in the fourth? - Basically, Anone San comes in. - Oh yeah, that one, the long hair one. - She's like, "Yo, so I heard you're packing."

- Let me get in on that. Let me get in on that. - I wrote some notes using a scroll. - What? - I thought it was only fitting. - Why have you been- - The most cultured way of writing down a record. - I wanna write my notes. - We are making real culture here. - For the last episode in particular. - Did you prepare this just for this episode? - Yeah, I spent $30 on that.

- How long ago did you plan ahead for this one? - These are my notes on this episode. - Bro, you couldn't even fit it in. - You got the bang in your mouth. - This is like banj. - This is $15 just to do this bit.

I got another bit coming up. But these are my notes because the episode just really, this one, this is such a, bro, I swear to God, they were like, all right, the weight's come off. And the animation in this particular episode goes even harder. Yeah. If you are a fan of this show and you like Onee-sans, episode four is a masterpiece, on par with masterpiece.

Genuinely on par with Masterpiece. - An actual masterpiece. - It's so good. - I think even for "Bunny Walker", the reason I really, really liked this one is that I still think this one, they went above and beyond even their usual works. - Oh yeah. - But like one thing that's interesting about this, and one of the reasons I was excited about this being on the top recommendation is this has a very unique design.

and a very unique case to it because yeah, yeah. Did you know there is a safe for work version? - What? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Is it like two minutes long? - No, no, no, no, no, no. So in the original doujin, right? So there's the NSFW doujin where you basically get to see the storyline of all this, but to,

- To go complimentary to that, the artist also made a slice of life manga featuring what they do outside of, you know, outside of everything depicted here. - That's actually awesome. - Honest to God, it is some of the most wholesome shit you've ever seen in your life. Like, it's like you're asking, oh, I don't know what the reason why all the girls love him. And I don't know what the context,

is for why all the girls liked him originally. Maybe it was like the bullying thing, but you get to see off screen how their relationship develops and how he- - Oh yeah, that one right there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. How he helps them through different problems that are going on in their lives.

I'm saying this made, this like, this manga to me jumped it from like a really, really good show to like God tier now. It is absolutely God tier because now you have such a good wholesome story. You see the characters develop. And if you want some spiciness behind the scenes, you know what they're,

where that is. But if you want more context on how their relationship develops throughout the series, you have this to go on. - That is actual five head business by the author. Like he's covering all bases. It's like, you want some of the spicy stuff? Here you go. You want some of the safe stuff? Here you go. That's so five head. - Yeah, because I haven't watched all of the episodes yet, but I have read like the, I have read the doujins.

And I was like reading this made the experience of reading the doujins like 10 times better. - Hell yeah. - 'Cause it's like watching an anime and you're like, but what if there was like official doujin of this? The Free Run fan base are like, wait, wait, wait, but what if Free Run author's like, hmm.

But yeah, this genuinely, you know sometimes you see like doujin artists that genuinely have like really good storytelling skills that have transferred over to making like real published manga. I think this is one of the authors that definitely has that potential. This alone as a manga could stand

as just a nice wholesome with some, you know, there is like boob shots in this, but nothing overly explicit. - Well, Nanashi did that, right? The creator of Nagatoro. - Yeah, yeah. - They originally started off as a doujin artist. - Yeah, so did the doujin artists of "Food Wars." - Yeah, that's right. Yeah, "Food Wars." Yeah, he was originally a doujin artist. - You know, checks out, checks out. - Yeah, that checks out. - Well, that one makes a lot of sense. - Yeah, yeah.

But yeah, I think this is the modern classic. This is like the gen alpha equivalent of Bible Black in my opinion. - Nah. - You think so? - No, this is the gen alpha. - This is above masterpiece, man. No, this is the modern classic. - You know what this is? And only Garnt will get this. This is the gen alpha equivalent of "Kanojo, Kanojo, Kanojo."

- Oh yes, you're so right actually. You are so right. - We had Kanazawa Kanazawa Kanazawa which is like the OG like millennial like doujin. This is the equivalent of that. - I'd say millennials like Bible Black and then Kanazawa Kanazawa Kanazawa was like that's like the- - The Gen Z. - Yeah, the Gen Z introductory. That's like what I think of is like what age are you when you first discovered the internet? And Bible Black was that,

and then it was like, "Kanajou, Kanajou, Kanajou." This is gonna be it for Gen Alphas. This is the modern classic. - Damn, Gen Alpha eating good. - Gen Alphas are eating good, man. There's gonna be some like Gen Alpha podcast in like 15 years or something. - It's like, "Yo, you remember Imaizumi?

- Generational banger bro, generational banger. - They're gonna be talking about bunny Walker the same way we talk about pink pineapple man. I'm calling it right now. - Are they making more episodes for this or are they done? - I hope so. - There's definitely enough material. - I mean I have three whole episodes to enjoy so. - Yeah. - Well episode one through three, I feel like it doesn't change that much.

It's kind of like just the same. - One thing that I was confused about was when the guy was like, "Oh yeah, my parents made me move out by myself because I was that much of a beta." And the guy was like, "Yo, let's make a sex tape and send it to your parents." And I'm like, "What are you proving here?"

- The dad watching it being like, "Good job, son." - "Good job, son, I'm proud of you." - Yeah, that's an odd justification. That's an odd thought process. - Again, but that was like the punishment, right? Or whatever it is. - That's a lot of weird punishments. - Yeah, but I mean, this is the culture.

- This is like the safest one. This is like the safest show of the whole thing. - Oh yeah, this is the most vanilla out of the nine. It's only gonna get worse from here. - Yeah, I mean, I just, I like that there seems to be like a Garu takeover in just doujins and hentai right now. I've seen so many. - I feel like they weren't even like that Garu. They were just aggressive.

which I feel like is- - No, they were pretty gouty. - Really, you think so? - Yeah, in their designs they were. Maybe not as much as like- - I think one of the characters I already felt was gouty. - The blonde one? - Yeah. And the other ones I felt like they were just,

they were just promiscuous. Which I think is like, I'm also happy with that. 'Cause I hate watching a show where they're like, "Oh no, I'll just wait for stuff to happen." - Yeah, God damn though, those characters. - Those designs are just top tier, man. - Yeah, and they all have pretty good personalities that make me feel like, yeah, if- - Personalities. - Personalities, they really draw me to that. Dicing.

- I just- - Actually, you know, I don't know if I'm weird about this. I actually don't like it when it's like all three of them at once. I feel like, you couldn't handle that. - You couldn't handle that. - Okay, my only problem with this one

personally is I would have liked it. 'Cause here's the formula, right? Normally you get like one episode dedicated to one girl and then you get the final banger when they all come together. It's the Avengers end game of harem. And then they all have a good old big session together. I would have preferred it if each girl had like this single episode where we're like, okay, we're gonna focus on this particular girl. Because I feel like starting it off with all three girls at once, I'm like, well,

I can't really pick a favorite if, you know, I can't really pick a favorite if- - It's like, you know, you go to a restaurant, they bring out the steak and then afterwards they bring the salad out. It's like, come on, just let me build up to it. - Did you watch "Joshi Lucky"? - Yeah, yeah, of course. - There's like six episodes. Did you watch them all? - Yeah. - No, I didn't watch all of them. - 'Cause like the last like two episodes, there's like gang bangs. You're like, ah, yeah, I feel like it's not cool now.

Like, I don't know why. - Why? - 'Cause I think the hype of that show is that it was like forbidden and it was like, they all got their own episode and that was hype. - Yeah. - And then suddenly it's like, everyone's like, all right, let's all do it now. And you're like, why?

- Yeah, I mean- - Because they can. - I guess so, but I don't know. I feel like- - Yeah, I feel like there are some doujins that, there are some that maybe go on for a bit too long. Like for me, the highlight is always whenever the individual girls get their individual episodes and the final one, when they get the harem, that's always the least interesting one for me because it's kind of like, this is just like the OVA kind of shit, you know? - Yeah, this is the epilogue.

- Yeah, this is just what you- - Just imagine, you know, the scene in like "Predator" when they like fucking handshake each other. That's what they must be doing in the studio when they finally get to the final harem episode. - We did it, we're wrapping up the show, come on. - You son of a bitch. - We did it, we did it.

- Yeah. - I imagine that's the kind of vibe. - 'Cause there are definitely some hentai where I think it goes on like for a little bit too long or has like a little bit too many episodes where you kind of get the vibe and then it loses its like charm when you see the same kind of like scenes all over again, 'cause there's only so much you can do.

But aside from that, this one was an absolute goddamn masterpiece. And pretty much one of the only ones I was excited to see. - Yeah, none of the other ones I liked. - On the recommendation list. So this is your daily dose of vanilla out of the way. - This is your only recommendation you're gonna get from us today. - Yeah. - Let's go to the number nine on the list.

- Number nine? - I wanna jump right to that one. - Oh God, really? - So I'll be honest, some of these we didn't have too much to say about. - I have a lot to say about this one. - So number nine is called "Shitai wo Arau." - Is that number nine? - No, no, no. - Oh, number nine, yeah, sorry. "Kanojo wa Dare Demo SEX Suru."

which is this girl will have sex with anyone. - That's what it's called. - I typed on my notes, "Sneeko simulator." I don't know why I typed that. - I mean, it's kinda true. - So this one- - I typed on my notes, "Let him fuck, please."

- Okay, who wants to explain the plot of this one? - Well, my one is just says NTR ugly bastard. That's just the tag. - Okay, so could you pull up the picture for us just so I can, so those,

This opens up with this guy going, "Oh man, I really liked this girl." Meanwhile, she's literally getting railed on the bookshelf next to him in the library. And he just confessed to her recently. And he's just like listening to her getting railed.

And then goes and talks to her afterwards while she's on the floor, like spread out like, ah, this was my plan all along. He's like, what? She's like, this is my life. This is what I'm into. I have many sex friends. If you want to be my girlfriend, you must be willing to watch me get railed. And he's like, oh, oh. She goes, I see your heart. Hmm.

And then she's like, "How about you help me out?" And he's like, "Okay." So he just starts filming her. He doesn't do anything. - They're in like an alleyway. - So I didn't even feel bad for the guy because this was the real beta in like every hentai we saw today. I was like,

- During like the second scene where he is, I think hiding in the closet. - In the cupboard. - In the cupboard watching them on like a security camera. - While she's getting railed by ugly bastards. - Yeah, while she's getting railed and he's like obviously popping a hard on or something like that. And he comes out and she's like, "Ah, I see you're still hard." And I'm like, "Okay, well at least my bone." - She's throwing a bone. - Yeah, at least she's throwing him a bone. At least he's gonna get some pity sex or whatever, right? And then she's like, and then in the end she doesn't even let,

- She literally said,

- She literally just like smacks the dick. He's like, all right, get on with it. Come on now. Come on now. - I don't believe that any man is entitled to it, right? But listen, if you're like, hey, we're girlfriend, boyfriend, but your sole job is to watch me get railed by other people. I feel like, all right. I feel like my whole notes were like,

What did I say? I said, Lamau, show you that side of me. What the fuck does that mean? You can do that without being railed in front of someone else. What are you saying? Be strong, brother. Say no. Have self-respect. Why are you becoming the cameraman? What are you doing? And then she says like, ah, I think when he comes out of the closet, he'll be like, oh, wow, that was a great job with that guy. She's like, oh, what are you here to wipe me off?

It's like, bro, I stood up in anger. I was like, what? Boy! It's like, fuck, stand up for yourself, please. Please. - I'm like, leave this relationship. And then I thought, okay, well, I can't get worse than that. Boy, was I wrong. - Oh my God. - Boy, was I just wrong. - Oh my God. So we go to a, cut to a construction site where I'm- - This is the best shot in cinema, by the way.

by the way. - This is the best shot I've ever seen in my life. - There is pure- - Iconic cinema. - Yeah, iconic, absolute cinema. They cut to a construction site. There is a line of guys, of just like big burly guys, dick rock hard standing in a row and the camera-

- It looks like a sword of a military. Like these soldiers with all their swords. It's so fucking funny. - It felt like a fucking Jojo scene or some shit like that. Where it was like, okay, this is like the pillar men that you're about to take on. And this is the final boss. I will say,

I did really like her design in the second half. That was what got me through. - I like her character design. - I think the character designs kind of solo carried this for me.

- I don't know who this appeals to. Like I don't have, like, you know, some stuff I can understand where people were maybe coming from, where they kind of get into it. I'm like, okay, I can kind of see how this kind of, this all comes around. - Sure. - Like, I don't get feet. It's not my thing, but I can be like, I'm like, okay, I can kind of see how you kind of got into this. - Right, right. - Yeah. - But- - You talking about NTIs in general?

- Not NTR, but even whatever this was. - This is- - Where like, this is not even NTR. - This is like consensual NTR, which shouldn't be a thing. - This is just like voyeurism. - Like giga cucking. - Giga cucking. - Giga cucking. 'Cause then she goes to this construction site and has a whale of a time with a party of eight while he is also seem to be really enjoying it with the camera out. And I'm just like, what am I watching? Who am I supposed to like, what am I supposed to get behind? - I just want to get in the mind of this MC.

- I just wanna understand how people get off to it. - Yeah, like why? - I have just so many thoughts, none of them are good and I just didn't like it. I just wanted it to end. I was like, I don't vibe with this. - Did you at least like the animation? 'Cause this is the same animation as the previous studio. - I like the animation. - As the previous one. - It was good. - Which is like, it was fine. - But it feels like wasting such great talent on

- This slop. - On a shit story. - This slop. Slop on the show. I just didn't, I don't understand anything. I feel like when she was like, "Yeah, this is me showing you who I am." I'm like, "What kind of backward ass logic is that?" - Any other guy would just fucking peace out at that point.

- But he was so desperate and miserable, which I couldn't sympathize with. - I feel like he gaslit himself because by the end he was like, "Guys, I have a role. I love this role. I love being the cameraman and getting part of society."

- His job as the boyfriend was to just film her, right? But this never really came into the equation. Like what was happening with these films? So they're like, what were they doing with it? - I don't know. - He was just filming it. - The dudes were like, cheers, mate, all pulled on time. - I would have been like semi okay with it if he at least got some action, but he was the only guy that did not get any action whatsoever. - Just blue balls the anime, isn't it? - Yeah, yeah. - I just hate how pathetic they look.

- Yeah, and they always have to fucking hide their eyes. - Look at that image there is literally that meme of like someone standing and then leaning in, like beta males. He's the beta here leaning away from the chair. - Yeah, oh my God.

- Honestly, I am surprised this was in the- - Wait, was this popular? - People liked this one, apparently. - This was one of the recommended ones. This was not a wildcard one. This was actually one of the popular recommendations. - People just pissed me off. - You guys tricked us with that first one and then you brought us this one. - Yeah, because this one isn't even offensively bad.

There's ugly bastards in there. When I saw the first ugly bastard, I was like, okay. - To be fair, she watches Pana like pay rent. So I was like, all right, I guess that's fine.

- Yeah. - If that's an arrangement you've made and you're okay with that, sure. - I mean this is- - You probably shouldn't do it in front of your boyfriend. - Yeah, this is the NTR that didn't piss me off the most as well. Probably the most, the NTR that pissed me off the most. Oh my God, do you remember the very first episode we filmed, the first Hentai episode we filmed? - Yeah. - Where it was just like that reverse Dom where that girl in the glasses

- Yes. - Yeah. - Yes. - Yeah. That's like, that was like my recommendation. That was my, one of my favorite singular hentai episodes. Cause that was like, to me like hot as fuck. Do you know there's a second episode for that?

- I have never been more disappointed in my life. - Dude, this happens so often with "Henry". - Have you seen the second episode of that? - No, but I believe it 'cause so many second episodes drop the wall. - Yeah, because, okay, that first episode, so the whole premise of that episode, it's just like domination where for once, she is in complete control of the guy and he wants to like,

he wants to have sex and for the longest time she holds off. She's like, "No, no, you're not allowed. You are not allowed." And then she's like, finally at the end it happens and you're like, "Oh, this is God tier." - The payoff. - "This is God tier, there's the payoff." So in the second episode,

I was like, "Oh, I'm ready to eat good boys. I'm ready to eat good." So what happens is, all right, she's, that was like episode one was the right amount of crazy. There's like, you know, the crazy scale. That was like the right amount of crazy scale. So for the second episode, she literally just invites him out on a date.

then she hires two guys to just gang bang her in front of him. And then- - What the fuck? What the fuck? What the heck?

- Yeah, I have never been more disappointed in a sequel since the fucking, what's the disappointing sequel? The fucking Star, New Age Star Wars. - Mulan 2. - Mulan 2. And then it turns into like, oh yeah, you like this? You like this? And then it turned to like, okay, this is a bit, to the guys actually, to her being like, okay guys, it's enough, right? You've done what you paid for.

I'm gonna go have sex with my boyfriend now. And I'm like, okay, okay, okay. - Based on the warmup lads. - Okay, maybe if there's the payoff, okay, there is a payoff, maybe it's worth it. And then the guy's just like, actually we don't wanna stop. So they just like pin down the guy and just like full on like go to town. And I'm like, okay, this is just awful now. You had something God's here that you've completely fucking ruined it.

And that is the one that has pissed me off the most. That is the NTR that pissed me off the most. - I'm kind of scared 'cause I didn't watch episode two of this one and I don't even want to know where it goes. - You're probably gonna go down that route. - It probably goes like some real fucking- - Yeah, I don't think this one has an episode two. - It does right now. - Does it? - I thought it did. - Maybe. - They knew it was mid. Even the studio was like this- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh shit. - We just had to cut a bit 'cause we wanted to see what happened in the second episode. And it turns out that she ends up

sleeping with him and apologizing and professing her love for him after NTRing him into oblivion. However, however,

- I don't know, like, listen, if, like, if, if, if, Con, if you came in and you were like, "Hey man, so," or when I came in, I was like, "Hey guys, sorry, you know, it's been going great. We're in this relationship." Yeah, she did NT Army 20 times. But we're cool now. What would you be like? You'd be like, you'd be like, "Connor, what the fuck?" - Look, look, I- - I don't think, I don't think you can, like, move on from that. That's a big deal. - This is the world of hentai. They have probably got to go through, like, 10,000 therapists to sort out what their relationship

issues are going to be like going forward. - What do you mean therapy? - We get married, we sleep in different rooms, we never talk about it every day. - Also do you think this motherfucker has friends? - No he doesn't. - In the context of hentai, this is a peak character development man.

- I was not expecting that, okay. - It only feels like a hentai that you can develop. - This is the Code Geass of plot twists. - This is the biggest plot twist I've seen. - This is the Code Geass endings of hentai. - I was more shocked looking at this than any plot twist in Jujutsu Kaisen season two, man. Yo, go again.

- They said it was impossible. - Fucking Gojo didn't shock me as much as this scene right here. - This motherfucker was like, "No, I'd win." - Actually, this might actually be a good hentai. - It does make me feel like when I watch these kind of shows, especially when we do these videos, it never goes well for the guy. It always just goes worse and worse. - Yeah, this is the first time I've seen an NTR that has a happy end.

- I don't know how happy this is. - Happy is a spectrum Connor. This is happier and happier. - Bro, how is she gonna pay rent now? - He's gonna come knocking, you know what I mean? Or the entire construction site. They're gonna come knocking. Guy in the library, he has to go to school the next day and look at him. He's like, "Oh dude, yeah, dude, I'm so hyped for you, man. Like fuck this, man. What a fucking mess." - I can't believe you pulled off a knife.

- This kind of shows just made me feel sad.

I'm glad it worked out for him. - Yeah, I- - Happy for you, bro. - I'm happy for you. I might actually go off and watch the second episode now that it has a happy ending. - Sick. - The only NTR I've seen with a happy ending. If you have any more recommendations for NTRs with happy endings, this is the first one I've ever experienced. - NTSA where they apologize for NTRing. - Yeah. - 'Cause that'll solve it. - Yeah, oh my God, okay. Okay, actually, top tier recommendation.

- I might actually have to go check out the second episode now. - I don't think it makes up for the painful episode one viewing. - No, it's like the pain you get through to like, that's where the payoff comes in Connor. - This is the Steins Gate. - You're gonna enjoy the first half, you're gonna enjoy the second half. - They call it a redemption arc for a reason Connor. The first half is just a bit of a pain

for the second half payoff. It's exactly like "Steins Gate". - My girl just like Vegeta'd man, she started off as the villain, but now she realized. - This is Vegeta going super saiyan right here. - This is Vegeta sacrificing himself, but instead of like using the power to sacrifice himself, he's just sacrificing all the cocks he's been sucking this entire time. All right, thank you very much for

- That's Hentai recommendation. - All right. - Well now I can say that that was probably the second most vanilla one. Actually no, no, no. There is another vanilla one that's- - Oh yeah, we tried that one. - Which one? - The Hot Moms.

- What? - Is it that one or is it the little devil girlfriend? - No, the mom one was more vanilla I think. - Oh yeah, that was probably my least favorite. - That was my least favorite as well. - What the fuck, that was my favorite. - Yeah, of course it was. - What? - Dude, that was shit. - Okay, so the English title of this one is "Anyone You Can Do, I Can Do Better." - I love that title. - I'm more near certain the Japanese translation is not that. - Yeah, the Japanese title is "Bakunyu Oyako" which means,

- Mother and daughter, massive tits. Massive titty mother and daughter. - I mean- - Yeah, 'cause Oyakodon is mother, chicken- - Yeah, parent and child. - Yeah, I mean, this one was so mid 2000s. - This one was so funny. - I think it pains me how- - I couldn't stop laughing at how long they kept showing the boob scene for.

- Oh my God. - It was like a two minute shot of him fondling her boobs. - Yeah. - It was so long. - It just kept going. - It was so funny. - It just kept going and they used so much repeated animation. - It's so funny. - I thought I was watching Gundam Seed for a second, man. - It's like the same four frames were repeated. - Yeah, yeah, exactly. It was just like- - It was this shot for like two minutes.

- I'll tell you guys the plot, all right? So this guy meets up with his friend in the cafe. He's like, "Hey, this girl needs private tutoring. You're the only one she wants to be private tutored by." - For some reason. - And he's like, "Who gets big boobs?" And he's like, "Yeah, of course I'll private tutor her." He goes over to her house.

immediately starts fondling her. Like there is literally no talking. He just sees her and starts fondling. And I was like, what the fuck is this? I was like, why does he just start?

out of nowhere, there's no conversation or anything. He just does it and he presumably, he literally met this girl like one scene ago, but she apparently big fan of it. And so then they had some fun. - Mind you, this is like three minutes into the first episode. - Not even, it's like two. And then the next three minutes is just the same shot of him doing this with the boobs. And it's just like,

- Minimal dialogue as well. - There was literally no talking and the soundtrack was looping and it was driving me insane 'cause I was watching on two times speed. - Yeah. - And I was like, okay. - I'll tell you my favorite shots of this hentai.

So, so Moodon, you can show these for the Patreons. When the, so the second half, so he starts off with the daughter, then he goes off to the mom. For the second half, when the mom reveals her tits, I swear to God, there is a fucking vine boom. - Wait, is there really? - They added a cinematic boom where the mom, where the guy just goes,

Boom! And then her tits get revealed and I swear to God, there is a Vine boom that plays and I just could not stop laughing. 'Cause I'm like, yes, yes, okay. Is this the sound effect Connor hears when he watches a Milf hentai? - In my head, the Vine boom. It was very weird 'cause out of nowhere,

The mom kind of explains all, she's like, yes, it turns out my daughter was in love with you. And she always wanted to be with you. But now I want to be with you for no apparent reason. Literally no, presumably they've never even met. And like, she's like, yeah, so I guess let's just do it. And by the way, you can never cheat on me.

- Which I was like, what the fuck is going on here? - Even though you know I am cheating on you right now. - Yeah, I was very confused. I was like, well, what are the mother's motivations here? - She just wants some action, bro. - I kind of prefer a little bit when there's a little bit more reasoning behind it.

- Yeah. - And he just kind of sits there the entire time and doesn't really do anything. - Yeah. - And I was like, okay. - Not much characterization in this one, huh? - Really nothing. - Yeah, very just like 2D, just like NPC type characters in this one. - Yeah. - Which is probably why I didn't really enjoy this a lot. - The animation, 'cause a lot of these are uncensored and watching them

made me realize I actually think I like it censored. - Yeah, no, I totally agree. - The animation on this part sometimes is a bit grotesque. - With this one, this is the same studio that did Mother's Mother Knows Breast. - Yeah, I can tell. - Did you recognize that? - Yeah, because his penis looked like a Geodude. It was like the veins were like a rope. - Also that motherfucker's ball sack is the smoothest thing I've ever seen in my life. It was like two eggs. I'm like nobody's nut sack is that smooth.

So I believe this is Studio Milky or the Vanilla series, which anyone who grew up in my generation, they know that this is like for the OGs. But I don't understand. So this was also- - This was 2004. - I'm guessing people put this in for you Connor because- - Yeah, probably.

This was also one of like the ones that were dedicated by, sorry, that were recommended by popularity. And this one was like fourth. - All right, so North Conestoga, what do you think? - I mean, I think when you compare the certain like masterpiece, obviously one that I've spoken at great lengths about, you know, it's kind of, the masterpiece is just this, but better, essentially. Except the daughter's twins. - Yeah. - But like,

adding an extra one minute of characterization and payoff, it goes such a long way. And the animation was way better. - Yeah, yeah. - 'Cause there's also in "Masterpiece", they actually try to hide it from each other, they're cheating as well. He's doing all of them. - It's like somewhat of a plot. - Which makes it so good, 'cause then they do this whole scene where she's like, they're railing him in the bath or something, and you're like, oh, this is dope, 'cause it actually feels like she's trying to keep it a secret. In this one,

he just starts fucking the daughter again and the mom just walks in right away. There's like no tension built up at all. And you're like, what the fuck is this? - I like that when she told him, don't you? - Literally one minute later, he cheats one minute. - I got one more. - I can hear the summoning song music go, you know the intro synth he uses. He's like, and that is how he did it. The frame rule.

- Yeah, it didn't last long at all. And it ended, I guess on a cliffhanger because- - Well, there's an episode two. - Yeah, there's an episode two. She walks in on him and she's like, "Bro, are you really?" - Episode two is gonna, I haven't watched it, but this is how it always plays out. It's gonna be like a solo scene with one of them and then just double scenes. - Yeah, that's probably- - It's gonna be like, yo, tournament art, let's have-

- Yo, we get like one V one me bro. Except instead of bro is gonna be like her own daughter. They're gonna be like, who has, who gives the better sex? - Who can make him coo the most? - And then at the end, they both do good sex. And then they end off with a harem scene. We've seen it all before. - Is that because of the title?

- Yeah, I bet you there's a scene in episode two where the daughter or the mom says to one another, "Anyone you can do, I can do better." - I miss the days where localizations, they would actually get creative with their titles. - You mean like give them like American porn titles? - Yeah, like mother knows breasts, anyone you can do, I can do better.

- I asked that, I remember, I think when we had the last episode, I managed to speak to someone who used to do some of the localization and I asked them why were the titles so weird? And they said, 'cause people wouldn't buy them. If they were like mother and daughter. - Big titty parents. - Big titty parents. - Yeah, apparently they wouldn't sell as well. - Yeah, well. - I mean, that makes sense. - Fair enough. How'd you get yourself to stand out? - In Japan it's just- - Mother Knows Breast is iconic. - It just rolls off the tongue. - It's just such a dumb title and it's just so funny.

- I think my favorite title that I remember, what are some titles? I remember there was a title called "The Hills Have Sighs" as well. - Yeah, I know that one. - That's a great one. - That's one where you, "You fucked my grandpa to death." - I love that one. - "And you shoddermized me." - That one's great. - That one's a classic.

- What is that one? That one's got the iconic lines like, "Double D's, golden showers, I don't care what it is. I'll do it all for you." - But yeah, I mean, this is, I swear to God, I don't know where this, whatever happened to this hentai studio? 'Cause they used to be every second hentai and now they've just dropped off. - I mean, they were really big in like the mid 2000s, right? - Yeah. - Mid to late 2000s, I believe. - I like the studio gonzo of hentai studios, I swear to God, you know what I mean?

- Anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, you probably did not watch anime when me and Joey go into like anime. - Gonzo fans rise up. - I remember Gonzo, but yeah, most of the titles are pretty mid.

- Yeah, very 2000s. - Wait, they made First Love? - What's the most popular one? You can filter by popularity. - Yeah, what's the most popular one? - On the right there, it says filter. - Yeah. See, this is something where I would prefer the English names. - Oh, Sorted By, do Sorted By. - Yeah, Sorted By, Popularity. - Sorted By Sorted By. - Oh, it is Sorted By, Popularity. - First Love is the highest rated one. - First Love is the highest rated one. - That's only a 6.8.

- I mean, I think every hentai is pretty lowly populated, lowly rated. What's what's sort by members? - Well, Imaizumi was a 7.8. - Well, that's pretty high. - That's a master piece. - I mean, it deserves to be higher. - All right, so we just got recommended to the most popular title of this studio 'cause that has the most members. And I would like to say, why?

- Can we see that? - Why? - Actually, I'm curious. Can we see the reviews from Mother Nose Breast? The fan reviews? - It's the fourth. - Fourth on the second row. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, fourth. - Fourth, fourth, very right. - Yeah, that one, that one, that one. - I just wanna see if there's any weird comments. - All right, 5.91, not so high. - Does it mean a little bit? - February 2020. - Okay.

- All right. - Let's see. This show is the absolute best ever. So many sex scenes, the mother shadow clone jutsu. The kids watch them do it and it's so fun. This show is kind of like Toy Story. The kid is like the toys, the mother is Andy. Unfortunately Buzz Lightyear isn't here yet.

This show is also kind of like the Simpsons. The guy's penis is like Bart's head and it is much better than cars because Lightning McQueen doesn't get sucked. I do have one complaint, however. Where's the ass? And why is the guy's penis such an egg? You can crack it and a whole chicken comes out. - Bro, is this your old account?

- Yeah, dude, maybe. - Yeah, 10 out of 10. - 10 out of 10. - 10 out of 10. Thank you very much, Saber Eats, for your review there. Yeah, honestly, this one was pretty,

- Pretty mid, I'm surprised that we got recommended. - It's probably one of the, hear me, my opinions on it. And it's fine, it does a good job. - Maybe it's nostalgia. - It's no masterpiece. - It's no masterpiece, it's no mother's no breast. - It just unfortunately doesn't hit the same highs. - No, it doesn't. - But it's not bad and I appreciate the recommendation either way. - It is bad, I don't appreciate the recommendation. Please give us something good to watch. - Give us something like Yumaizumi again. - Yeah, yeah. Shall we move on to the next one then? - Sure, what's the next one? - The next one, do...

- Do we want to talk about, let's see, what do we want to talk about? - Do we want to talk about Temptation? - Oh my Lord. - Since we've kind of touched upon the dub. - All right, well, we touched upon the dub. So we got recommended a singular dub episode to watch for this one. And this one was probably the hardest one to find. Specifically for the dub. - This was really hard to find the dub. - This one was so fun. - And I can see why, because,

This one is pretty infamous, I think. - Right. - But I've- - I've never heard of it. - What was the plot? Like I watched it and I was struggling to understand why he was doing what he was doing. - I was, yeah, considering we watched it in our own language for once, I was most confused about the plot for this one. - I don't know, 'cause he was just,

- But he like, so the premise is that it opens with this like, it's a film like a Tarantino. It's like they show the ending scene first. And then he's like a molesting someone on a train. And then it cuts to just a random student just jerking it. And then he like listens in.

And she opens the door and be like, "Fuck me, please fuck me." He's like, "Oh shit, I mean, I guess." - So originally, like when I first saw play in this episode, I was like, why did we get recommended this episode? I don't understand. 'Cause like the dubbing in terms of like the quality, I don't think the dubs even that bad. In fact, it's probably one of the better acted dubs I'd heard for a long time. And I was like, why did they recommend this one? Maybe it was like, oh, the dubs actually good. And then the main character opened his mouth

And I was like, oh, Yugi Moto, what are you doing here, Yugi? And then I was like, oh, okay. - I think he did a lot of hentai. - Did he? - I think there's a lot of hentai.

- So yeah, so now it made immediate sense 'cause as soon as the main character opened his mouth, it was Dan Green, the voice actor for- - Although I don't think he's credited as it. - I don't think he's credited, but you can't mistake that voice. - You cannot mistake that voice at all. - It was very funny. - Oh no, he is credited. - Oh, he is credited, oh wow. - There he is. - He decided not to run away from it. - Yeah, he's he owned it. - It's just like a weird plot

where like randomly, I guess the prince, because he's a professor at the school and he has relations with one of the students. And then I guess the principal who has a wall full of monitors, like some kind of Evangelion villain is like, now you must fuck more of the students.

And it's not really clear why. - It's kind of like, I thought she was blackmailing him, but like also he seemed to be like really into it. - He was like, yeah, he was very torn. He was like, I seem to, I like doing this, but also I want to quit. And then she's like, hey, we want you to sabotage this idol. And he's like, okay, I'll fuck her. - Let's talk about the scripting for this one. - Oh my God, I have all my notes are just these one liners. - I swear to God, whoever wrote the script to this must have been English.

- Oh, British. - Dude, this is so funny. - Because there was like, there was so much slang in there that I had not heard since watching the Inbetweeners. - They referred to it as a twat one time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's one time where one of the girls like, just like, "Oh, stick your cock in my twat." But she said it with an American accent. So it came out as,

stick it in my twat. - And I was just like, wait, wait, what? - They refer to it as gash as well. - A gash? - A gash, I was like, bro, am I back in high school now? - It's like the 90s, bro. - Yeah. - Also there's that one scene where like, I guess like the idol that is getting like blackmailed or extorted is like supposed to be a lesbian or something. - Oh, can we talk about the last scene? - And then he just says this line, I have it written down. He says verbatim, "And there you are munching tuna tacos."

I was like, oh, that's the worst way you could have said that. Fucking hell.

- There's so many one liners that had me like laughing. - The other one was like, when they're about to end that last sex scene, he says, "What's Whitesnake's ninth album? Slide it in." - I totally missed that. - And guess what? Whitesnake, the band, their ninth album, slide it in. Which is like, whoever wrote that is a fucking genius. - Yeah, the writers are just having fun with it. - I think the voice actors were also having fun with it as well. But I think what sold it was like,

- There's this great, I'm gonna go on a tangent here. There's this clip from like Bryan Cranston where he talks about how to like act in comedy. And he says that if the actors, you know, you can,

- You can act something and you can know it's funny, but when you're acting that scene, if you are not 100% serious about it, it's going to be less funny. For example, if you don't take that character 100% seriously, the comedy isn't going to be portrayed as well because we can do a bit on trash taste and we can laugh about it 'cause it's like very meta, but in a scripted bits,

- It doesn't work as well. So I think what made a lot of these lines work so well is the way they are delivered with 100% seriousness. Because I think there is probably the like magnum opus of all hentai dub sex scenes because it's the, you know, when I think hentai dub sex scenes, I think of things like Bible Black where the acting is so bad.

- I'm dying. - And the acting is so bad and you can laugh at that. But then you have something like Temptation where you have the last sex scene and you're like, okay, the characters are getting into it. And then you have one of the most out of pocket

- Out of pocket moments I've ever experienced in a singular hentai at all where she's like, there's this girl who is a lesbian and then you find out, you know, normal was hentai things where the dick is so good that he converts her. Okay, hentai logic, whatever, whatever. You know, I can understand it. She's like, oh fuck me behind like a,

or something and then he's like, "Start barking for me." And then she starts barking in a really realistic way. - Yeah, and I was like, okay, I can kind of see that. I was like, this has probably happened in like, this is probably some people have gotten too much in the moment. - But it wasn't even like, when you see that in like normal, like just Japanese voice hand type, usually it's kind of like a

This one she's like guttural. She's like, "Oh, oh!" She's like DMX. - I'm like, "Damn, who does the dog down?" - I'm like, "Holy shit." - That ain't a dog, that's a dog. - And then after that he goes, "Now cluck like a chicken." And then she's like, "What?" So I just do it and it's just like,

- I think what sold that scene was just how realistic it was. - Yeah, she was fucking so good. - And then right at the end he's like, "I'm about to come, clock light go, we're about to lay an egg." And it's just like, fuck!

- Holy shit. - It was so funny. - How do you stay hard in that? - Yeah, what made that scene an absolute masterpiece, I think was just like her reaction was like, "What?" 'Cause I could feel like this was like, I could feel this happening in real life where there's like this one dude that's just like way too into it, which is like, "Oh yeah, she's barking like a dog." And she's like, "Okay, now cluck like a chicken."

- Also, there's one line that I really loved because during that sex scene, I guess the first girl that you see on the train is like filming the whole thing, right? - Yeah. - Before the girl starts barking, he just says this one line which is really funny. He says, "How's the lighting? Maybe should go up another F stop." I'm like, what is this, like a YouTube video?

- Only YouTubers will get that. - Go up another photographer. - I remember when I went to, I went to, I tried to find this. It's really hard to find it.

I found it on Pornhub, but I wasn't sure what it was. 'Cause I didn't know if it was the right one. - Sure. - It was called something really fucking weird on Pornhub. It was called like, what was it? The Subway Gun Smasher. - What? - The Subway Gun Smasher. - The Subway Gun Smasher. - It was the wrong one. It wasn't the right one, but this one came up and I was like, what on earth is this? - Why would we not recommend that one?

- I was like, what the fuck is this? - I'm glad we were recommending this one. This one was- - I haven't had a last back in a while. - This one was absolute gold tier. I actually watched a bit of it of the second episode as well. And I discovered a little secret that Sydney had been keeping from me as well. Because there's this one scene where the main characters

watching some people having sex on screen. And then Dan Green is just like, oh yeah, she's just young, dumb and full of cum. And I was like, wait a minute. I've heard that line before. And I fucking tapped the space bar, ran up to Sydney and I was like,

Sydney, where'd you get that line from? And she's like, oh, I thought of it myself. And I was like, no, no way. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Well, Sydney, I have some receipts right here of this underground hentai dub. Do you wanna sit on the podium while I exhibit A, play this for you? And she's like,

- Oh yeah, I got it from that. - Oh my God. - I mean, it's not even from that hand. My dad's been saying that shit for years. - Seriously? - Yeah. My dad, every time I did something really stupid, like growing up, he's just like, "Ah, you're just young, dumb, full calm." So it's like, I think that's just a thing that's been around for years. But I'm not surprised he got it from this.

- It was fun, it was very fun. - This one was so funny. - Yeah, who are the female voice actresses for this? 'Cause I saw- - I don't think we know. - I saw the female voice actress had a listing as well. - Oh really? - Yeah, I wonder if she, so Dan Green did the main. - I don't think it shows. - Go more main. - Go more characters. - Michelle Knox.

- No, hold on. Oh yeah, no, it's only two of the characters. - Who's Michelle Knox? - What is it? It could be in it. - One of the other main characters, I guess. - That was one of the other main characters. - Yeah, none of the other characters have. Oh, there you go. - Oh, okay, okay. I'm curious now, I'm curious.

- If Dan Green is the only voice actor who went on and did something after hentai as well. - Everyone starts somewhere, I guess. - Can you click on Michelle Knott's? - Oh, she was in Pokemon.

- She voiced Psyduck. Psyduck and Oddish. - Yo, this one hentai is like- - And Bulbasaur. - And Jessie. - And Jessie. - And Jessie. - Oh, she's the voice of Jessie. - What? - And Misty. - Holy shit. - Oh my God. - This one hentai dub is just like "How to Ruin a Childhood 101."

- She's just like, oh my God. - She's just been like the voice of Jessie like forever. - Yeah, and like a bunch of Pokemon, Latias, Latias. - Yeah. - But like all the voice actors sounded so good. - Yeah, I guess that's why this is, and ironically, one of the best hentai dubs I've ever heard in my life. - Oh, she was in "Ikki Torsen" as well. - That's so swag that she's been doing Pokemon for decades. - Yeah. - She was in "Queen's Blade". - She was in "Queen's Blade".

- It's either, she's either in one of the most wholesome children's shows or some of the most degenerative anime out there. - Is this the equivalent of, you know, when like you're in a school and you have like that one teacher and then you find out that teacher hasn't OnlyFans or something like that? Is this like the equivalent of that? - Oh no. - Holy shit. - She's been doing the voice of so many Pokemon too. - She's in Aria. - Aria. - Oh yeah, there she is. - And there it is. - There she is in Temptation. - There it is.

- Holy fuck. - I saw there was another one as well. Can you go back? - So he was in Aria and- - No, can you go back to Temptation? Scroll down. - Yeah, who's this voice actress? - All right. - Carry- - Pokemon, Pokemon. - The Legend of- - Oh my God, Shaman King. - Okay, that's a lot as well. - She was in Bastard. - Berserk? She was Casca in Berserk? - In the Golden Age. - Wow. - Wow, okay. - Takeru Revenger, Shaman King.

- This is impressive. - Pretender. - Yeah. - Damn, Bungo Stray Dogs. - What a fucking list. - Yeah. Persona 5? - Persona 5. Holy fuck. - Damn, the cost of this one- - She was Caroline and Jussie in Persona 5? - The cost of this one hentai was absolutely stacked. Jesus. - Damn. - I'm wondering what the, there must be like an interesting story to go with the licensing of this hentai. - Oh, I'm sure, yeah. - Because-

Like this, okay, like one voice actor, you know, that might be a one-off, but like three now well-established voice actors and actresses in the industry. I'm guessing there must be a really interesting story that's gone on behind the scene. - Someone needed to dub it and that was worked to be had. - Wait, she was Mami from "Maruko Magika"? - Yeah.

- That's a pretty major role. - Yeah. - That's crazy. - I am 100% impressed. - Temptation is the Kickstarter of a lot of careers apparently. - What's the next one?

- Next one. - Little Devil Girl, I guess. - We can talk about Little Devil Girl. - Yeah, we can. - Little Devil Girlfriend. - So fantastic animation. - Oh, amazing animation. - I picked pineapple. - I was not really a fan of the art style. - I like the art style. Why do you like the art style? - Yeah, art style's dope. - So the premise of this one was that there was, especially the ring.

But instead of a ghost coming out, if you watch it, you become a succubus. - Yeah. I just loved how the side effects of this like cursed DVD is the fact that the more this girl thinks about her crush and the hornier she gets, the bigger her tits get. - Yeah, that was very funny. - It was really funny. - It was actually quite a funny show. - It was, yeah. - I was watching it and I was laughing. I thought, okay, this is pretty funny.

- It's kind of like a series of one shots. And the first one shot, yeah, is like the girl whose boobs get bigger when she thinks about a crush. - Yeah. - And of course she runs into him in school. - I don't think the highlight of the first episode for this one is the first half. It's the second half. - No, 'cause I liked this show.

I liked the first part. I did not like the second half. - The second half I think is just like top tier futonari. - It was a futonari, but it was like watching a WWE match. - Oh, he was like, that's what made it so good. - She's coming in the ring with a new cock and she's going for it.

- A reversal. - The people's elbow. - That scene, so the premise of the second half is- - Listen, the first half's better. Our first half, enjoy it. Watch the first half. It's some good vanilla. - Nah, second half is better. - It's some good vanilla. - Second half is better. - It's some good bloody vanilla with succubus. - I enjoyed it from start to finish, to be honest with you.

- The second half made me laugh so hard as well. So what happens? So the first half is more of like a more vanilla story. Girl likes a guy, girl watches the video and suddenly she gets really, really horny. - And they fuck and it's amazing. - And then they have sex. And then in the second half,

there is this sister duo and what the older sister watches the video and surprise, surprise, she grows a penis. - Why? - I don't know why. - As you do. - I don't know why. - This was the part that made me like do the rock vine boom the most is that then the little sister walks in and goes, ah, let me help with this. - I was like, what? - No, the little sister's like,

"Big Sister, what's going on?" And then suddenly because the video makes you like really, really horny, the Big Sister is like, "Yo, suck it." So she gets on top of the Little Sister and she's like, "Big Sister, I'm confused." - This is so far, man. - This is one scene where the Big Sister just takes her newly formed cock and just like slaps her several times with it.

- Okay, that was funny. That was funny. - That is the WWE when they're just slapping on the chest. - This was like, when you watch it, it literally has the same story beats of a WWE fight. It was textbook WWE. - She's like, "What are you gonna do? "What are you gonna do, eh? "Eh, what are you gonna do?" And then so, you know, that happens and it's just like, you know, you're,

normal Futenaro thing. And then plot twist after they have sex, the big sister comes to and she's like, "Oh, I don't know what happened to me. "Must've been a curse." And then plot twist ends, the little sister is watching the video and he's just like, "Yo, reverse Uno card. "I got you now." - My time. - "I got you now. "It's my time." - I don't hear no bell. - She comes in with the chair.

- This was just a weird one. I mean, the food scenario, I was kind of like, all right, I mean, all right, I guess. Why do they have to be sisters? For God's sake, it was like- - Nah, the food issue was hot. I don't care what anyone says, that shit was hot. - I do, I care. - Let's go to first episode. - I am not surprised that this was recommended a lot because on all of our Trash Taste tours,

One of the most popular pics consistently, we had a segment where we asked the audience to name their favorite hentai tag.

And Futenari was consistently at the top or near the top. - Based. - So this was just like a really good top tier Futenari in the second half. So I'm not surprised this was on there. - Also this purple haired girl you see in the first half, you've probably seen everywhere. - Wait what, really? - Yeah, like she's a really, like especially that first image there, the very, very left, like this cover you see fucking everywhere.

when people talk about hentai. - Really? - Yeah. Like I immediately, the moment I saw this cover, I was like, oh yes, I know this one. - I'd never seen or heard of this before. - I've read the doujin as well, which is also great. - She was a great character. I kinda wish we got more of her. - One of the reasons I don't like this art style is just 'cause when the proportions seem a little bit too off, I'm just like, nah. - You're weak. - Nah. - No, she was so hot. - She was so hot. - She was very hot.

- She's aight, she's aight. - I'm just also gonna assume they're college age and just never look it up and then I go. - Those kinds of questions you'd never ask. - Yeah, I mean, just 'cause like when her like tits just expanded, it was just like, oh, this is like, this just looks weird now to me. - Yeah, it was kind of weird, but I was like, well, this still looks proportional.

- Yeah. - It was just like a little bit too much. - Also what I thought was really funny was like when like she, I guess first runs into her crush and like you can see like her heart beating, but at the same time her tits are also like bouncing in time with her heart as well. I'm like, that's not,

That's not how that works. I don't know what's going on there. - I mean, it was actually kind of funny. - It was funny. - I just enjoyed it. - It was lighthearted, yeah. - Yeah, it was- - As lighthearted, I guess, as Hitchcock could be. - Yeah, it was a good mix between just pure

and some cool lighthearted scenes as well. That's you talk about with your bros. - There's some classic Futa in there, it's all good. - Yeah, I mean, like I said, I'm not too big a fan of the art style and the character designs. That was like my big thing, but Futa, the Futa was hot as shit. And I can see why this was recommended. Aside from that, I don't really have too much to say about this one. - Not really. I think the only thing I said is the last,

one of two bullet points I have that I just written down. She comes from her tail question mark. - Yeah, that was interesting. And I typed in wait, what the fuck, why? Why is the animation so good? - It is. - The animation was incredible in this. - It was for like- - Pink pineapple man. - Pink pineapple go. - But like it's better animation than like 80% of

- Anime nowadays. - Yeah, I know. - Yeah. - Pink pineapple do be like that. - The one note I had for this that I haven't mentioned, I think it was the first time I watched a futa, right? - I haven't watched a futa before. - No, no, no. The first time I watched a futa and I saw this, 'cause this is like, I noticed it out. "First time I've seen someone spawn a dick "and then suggest going to the hospital."

- The actual human response to- - Yeah, that would actually be like my first response. - Oh yeah, I think we should- - Oh shit, that is true. - I remember watching that scene and like the sister's like,

"Yo, should we go to the hospital? I don't think that's a normal bodily function that should happen." - Every other food is just like, "Oh." Or it's just like, "I'll fix it." Never consider a professional. - Never questions it at all. But like, yeah, maybe if that suddenly happens to you spontaneously, yeah, maybe you should go see your doctor. I don't know if that's a permanent thing. I don't know. I don't know what is...

- What is the correct response? - What is the correct response for that? - No idea. - This was a good one, I enjoyed this one. - Shall we move on to the last popular pick? - Which is? - This was a popular one actually. This was the second most popular one.

- No. - Which one? - You thought it was a wild card one. - Which one? - It is Night Shift Nurses. - Oh God, why? - That was the most popular? - That was the second most popular. - Why? - How does everyone know about this? I've never heard of this. - Okay, I've heard of this series before, but I never was interested in watching it, just because I can't get into hentai with this kind of art style.

- I love this art style. - It's so ugly. - I think it's so ugly. - It's ugly as shit. - I think this art style and this animation looks better than like most hentai nowadays. - Are you serious? - Yeah, I'm serious. - I don't like the muted.

- I love the muted colors. - Really? - I can't do it. - Yeah, the muted colors just bring such a unique aesthetic to it. - But if the art already wasn't appealing to me, then we had to watch, what was it? Episode four. - Yeah. - In particular, this is the one, episode four was the one you guys specifically recommended for this. And it was,

one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. - This gave that Boba one a run for its money. This nearly came as like nearly as bad. - Legit. - This was really vile. Like just vile. - I just want to know who recommended this one so I can come to you and give you a slap. - I feel bad people had to animate this. And animate it well. - Yeah, I have the most amount of bullet points on this one. Starting with my first bullet point being the art is whack.

- Yeah, I wrote some notes for this one too. - The R was the only thing I did like. Okay, one thing I really miss about "Hentai." - Okay, hold on, hold on. We're bringing out the scroll. - I did write some notes about this. - We need some wise words. What are the wise words you got for this? - What the fuck? The entire show was what the fuck? - I can get behind this. - And we'll explain why in the next segment. This is fucked up. This show is fucked as I wrote my notes. - Yeah, so like before we get onto the depraved shit, I wanna, the one thing I miss from "Old Hentai"

I like the fact they show pubic hair. I don't know, every, so many modern hentais now, everyone is just like perfectly fucking smooth. - Yeah, I don't care about that. I'm indifferent. - Yeah, I like the aesthetic of just like this old school, 'cause that's where I only get to see it nowadays.

- Yeah, I think also 'cause we only watched episode four, we did miss a lot of context, but I think there's enough in the show that you can figure out. - I don't think I want to know the context. - Yeah. - I just kind of wanna know what the fuck's going, 'cause it kind of- - I think essentially what I got from it was, so the main character is this doctor at this hospital and I guess he's like just horny for all the nurses and finds a way to like,

or extort one of the nurses. - It's pretty much just a way to blackmail all the nurses. And apparently he's a top tier doctor. - Yeah, and apparently it's like one of the, I guess the main nurse for this particular episode, her sister, I think falls ill. And then the doctor is like,

So she has like a hereditary problem and we can't fix her. But I also found out from doing DNA testing that you guys aren't actually real sisters. You guys are adopted and you don't want her to know that information, right? And the nurse is like, no, this would break her heart and this would like kill her. And then the doctor was like, well, if you don't want me to spill the beans, then bend over while I go get the beans. - Yeah, that was what I was like, huh? Like you would rather be like,

- Yeah, huh? - Huh? - Like you would rather do unspeakable things with this man than just tell your sister she's adopted? Like why is it so bad? - Yeah, who cares? - Didn't she wanna save her sister as well? - Yeah. - I think that was like the main pull where he was like, "I can perform the surgery." - Yeah. - But you're also adopted. - The whole time when I was watching this, I was trying to figure out like what is the appeal of this? Like what is...

Is it like a dude who wants a power fantasy where he's like the top? Like I was just the whole time I was like,

I don't know who walks away with this thinking this is hot. - Yeah, there's like a fine line between some of the brave shit that happens and you're like, okay, this takes place in the world of hentai, you know, whatever. There's like, you know, you can suspend your disbelief because this is like a hentai, but this was the one that really crossed that line. Like, you know that the second episode of "Redo of Hila" where it was acted so well and portrayed so well that I'm like,

"Oh, this is like, it's getting a bit too real now." The voice acting is getting a little bit too like less like, "Oh no, this is happening to like, "Oh, this is kind of like some traumatizing shit." - It's like snuff. - What is like the most depraved shit always in hospitals now? - I don't know. - But basically there's, I think there's what, maybe three scenes back to back to back and they just keep getting worse and worse. So it starts off with her getting tied up

and her pubes getting shaved. - He does immaculate bondage on her. - Yeah, yeah. I literally noted this down, 'cause there's this scene where he's just like, "Okay, get in the room." Actually, first he fucking bitch slaps her. - The slap animation was so good. She slaps him amazingly, and then he slaps her.

The animation is incredibly fluid. - It's so realistic. - This is like every world star video I've seen where like you see a girl slap a guy and then there's like the one video, there's like the one time where the guy actually slaps back and you feel the force in the slap. - The kind of clip that you inadvertently end up on your timeline. - I was just very uncomfortable the entire time. - Yeah, I was very comfortable, but before that,

I found it funny that, so there's a scene where he is like staring at her panties or something and then she falls on him and then she accuses him of like being a pervert and he gets like angry. - He gets so angry. - He gets so angry that he forces another girl to suck his dick and I'm like, ah, yes.

- Ah yes, way to not prove her points. Like he's like, how dare she call me a depraved pervert. - Also in that scene, I know I'm being pedantic and everything with this, but like there's a serious continuity error in that scene because like she's on the tree branch, right? And then the tree branch snaps and she falls perfectly on top of him.

Where the fuck did the tree branch go? Like you think the tree branch would land on him first. - Yeah, and then after that scene where he gets angry, he gets his penis enjoyed. He leaves the bathroom and she calls him out. She's like, why are you coming out of the girl's bathroom? You're a fucking pervert. And then he gets even more angry about it. - And then he gets more angry, calls a different nurse and starts fisting her.

- Oh my fucking God. - I'm just like, bro, chill. - Bro is just like, how is this man allowed to be here? Presumably these nurses can't fucking work. - Oh my God. - It was just awful. - And then it got really, really bad when he brings out the Nata.

- Bro, what the fuck was that? - Okay, okay, you can't say that out of context, Joey. - I don't wanna explain. - Let me break it down. - There's context? - So the scene is- - I look away, I couldn't look. - So the scene is, so this is after the slap. He throws his girl into the room and talking about shot continuity, he throws his girl into the room and then the music

- And then he gets like,

He gets like some toys out and he's like, "Oh, I don't think you're wet enough. Let me get the lube." And I was like, "Okay, it's a hospital. I'm sure there is some lube that you can get out." He brings out the fucking natto. He brings out natto out of everything you could have had in the fucking hospital. You choose natto as your lube.

- I'm sure like back in like, I don't know when this came out. When did this come out? Like in the '90s, '20s? - Probably 2000s, I'd say. - When this came out in the 2000s, I wonder if people even knew what natto was. - Oh, like overseas? - Yeah, they pretty much just said, "What the fuck is this?" - What is that shit? - Are they putting baked beans on this? - Beans! - Are they putting beans? - Yeah, 2000. - Yeah, dude, they didn't know what natto was back then. It must've been rare. They were like, "Why are they putting beans on them?"

- And then the animation is so gross. - It's so gross. - I couldn't, I'd like skip through it. - And then if you thought that was already bad, he then brings out ice cold, soft boiled eggs.

and goes, "Well, I'm gonna impregnate you one of these days. So you should practice." What does he say exactly? I wrote it down. - You should practice giving birth. - So she, yeah. She shoves half boiled eggs inside so she can practice giving birth. - Why? - I think what would have helped me cope with the scene better is if Dan Green came in and went, "Now, cluck like a chicken."

- That would have made it so much more better. Oh my God. - That would have made the scene like bearable. - So he shoves like three or four of these eggs into a gash. And then he's like, let's stick a couple more in the other hole. - Another egg for the other. - Throws it in there and then is like, now give birth. And she goes, and just fucking starts pushing them out. And then she's like, if I keep doing this dog, I'm a shit myself.

And so the guy's like- - You forgot one thing before that. - Oh yeah, he's like, "Let me put it in so I can scramble them." - I think you forgot something, maybe you just- - There's another scene as well that you forgot too. - There's another scene where she urinates.

- And then he sucks it up. - Oh yeah. - And then, so she's, I can't remember, is this like before or after the egg? - It's before the egg. - I really hope by this point, nobody's still eating lunch during this episode. And this is why we save this until we're like over an hour in, but like she urinates and he's like, "I'm gonna do an epic gamer move." And he sucks it up.

- He sucks it up and then forces a kiss on her. And I was just like, I was just like dry heaving at that point. - Yeah, and of course you had the eggs and then he scrambles one of the eggs inside, making probably something that only Gordon Ramsay could accurately. - And then I'm like, I want Gordon Ramsay to react to this TikTok recipe. - It's fucking raw. - And then the pièce de résistance, the final one and a half minutes, two minutes of this episode is,

after he scrambles all the eggs, she shits them out. For like, and the scene is like- - It's like two minutes long of her pooping. - It's like two minutes long of just like. - And they have like those like Looney Tunes ass whoopee cushion sound effect going. - You could literally tell that the sound effect they used was just some guy going.

- Yeah, it was so fucking funny. It's like YouTube kids level of like pooping sound effect. It's so funny. - It went from like the human centipede to like a fucking pee pee poo poo. - Yeah, it was so funny. - I really wanted them to put the reverb fart sound in that scene.

- Oh baby, shits myself. - That is all made it bearable. And then the episode just like ends there. - It just ends. - It just ends there. It's just the last line of this episode is just- - What a beautiful sound. - Is just him.

Like this girl just like shitting out the eggs and then him just going, "What a beautiful sound." Like lights up a cigarette. - End credits. - The exact note I made for this was like, "This man is appreciating fart sounds "like he's listening to Mozart." - How was the Japanese voice acting, Joey? - Shit. - Oh, okay, it wasn't good. - I mean, it's as mid-tier as hentai voice acting can get.

It wasn't very good. - I mean, to be honest, I wasn't paying attention. There's too much on screen that was just distracting me. - This was one of the most insane fucking things I have seen in hentai. - Apparently though, I've seen that there is a like redux version of Night Shift Nurses that has updated visuals. I think I saw it earlier. If you scroll down a little bit. - Wait, is that the one that's coming out like literally like this week? - Right there, the third one there. Next one, that one.

This is like a redux version with like updated art, apparently. Yeah. - Yeah. - So I'd like, I think I've seen this one before. - I think I've seen that one. - But I'd never seen this original one. I mean, they're both terrible. - I mean, Night Shift Nurses, I think is one of the most famous hentai series. - Really? I've never heard of this. - It's like one of the most long running ones.

- Yeah, there's like how many, 'cause I remember there's like at least like 10 episodes or something. - Yeah, there's a ton of series. - It's kind of like structured like a normal episode of a show. Like there's just occasional like a PP showing or something. - Like an occasional PP show. - Yeah, it's weird 'cause it's just like, it is like 30 minutes long and half of that is just talking. - I think this is one of the most,

infamous ones because I remember this came out, this got famous at the same time as like the Bible Black era. So I'm not surprised that I had heard of Night Shift Nurses, but I had never watched-

a single episode fully because it just seemed weird. - I highly regret it. - Yeah, and I wish I never did. I don't know how many people this traumatized at the beginning. - Does it get worse? - I don't know. - I really fucking hope not. - I don't know why we were told to watch episode four specifically. - I think maybe because it was like, because I mean that egg scene is just in the night.

- I mean, all of it's gross. So I just, I can't imagine it getting worse or perhaps it does. - It's impressive just like the ideas and the depravity that they had. Who thinks about sticking an egg in a girl? And then it's just like, I'm gonna make scrambled eggs. - Who thinks about using natto as lube? - Well, I also- - That's fucked up. That's a waste of good natto. - I have no idea who is even remotely finding any of this attractive. - Do you think it makes down there smell better?

- Just imagine the smell. Just imagine the smell, man. Just imagine the smell. - That's so gross. - Bro, that's all I could think of. - A natto taco. - A natto taco.

- Oh, she's definitely gotten some kind of infection. - Oh, 100%. - Good thing she's in the hospital. - I like how the synopsis of this, if you scroll up, Kai, it would be like- - On a forbidden hospital ward, the head doctor performs madly erotic experiments, stripping the nursing staff of the uniforms, inhibits

inhibitions and self-control until even he is shocked by what he uncovers. - What does he uncover that shocks him? 'Cause I saw him doing stuff that would have shocked any man. And he was barely moved. - Oh my God. - He barely reacted. - Yeah, I mean, do you guys find nurses hot? That was the only thing I found hot in here, which was like the nurse character designs. - They're right. - That was pretty much it. - I don't find them hot anymore.

- After all of the nurse oriented hentai I've seen that are just like traumatizing, I don't know if I'm into nurses anymore. - Hospitals are already like an uncomfortable place. And then you add this and it's like, I don't ever want to go to the hospital.

- Yeah, you know, I'm glad we're having the modern day equivalent with the new like hospital hentai series that is getting released even though I only really liked the first episode of that one. - Yeah, that one's fucked up. - That one's getting more fucked up but I mean, this is the OG, I guess of fucked up nurse hentai ones, hospital hentai ones.

I'm sure there are some wholesome ones somewhere. - Please no more. - I can't think of any off the top of my head 'cause this has just taken over my mind. Never watch Night Shift Nurses in your life. I don't know why this has 10 episodes. 10 episodes? - I can't believe this is the second most popular. - Yeah, yeah. Well, there you go. - What's wrong with you guys? - There you go. Thank you very much, patrons. Shall we move on? - Let's talk about something a little less traumatic, shall we? - Okay. - I mean, I say that and the rest of the list is...

- How many more do we have? - Three more, I believe. - We have, yeah, three more. - Should we do? - Can we go to something vanilla, please? The last vanilla one. - What's that one? - There is no vanilla one. - Is there a vanilla one? - Yeah. - Which one? - What the fuck is vanilla left? - It's an otokonoko delivery. - That's vanilla?

- That is about as vanilla as it gets. - That's vanilla? - Is that not vanilla? - I wouldn't say this is vanilla. - I call that one the modern day Bocca Nopico. - Wait, when did this come out? 'Cause there was like the only scene that made me fucking laugh out loud is that like, I guess the premise is that you can just order boys to sleep with you. But they're like school boys. And I was like, Christ. - Well, I think this one, you know,

comparative to some of the other ones we've seen, they look like they're having a good time. - This is the only country on earth where I felt like, oh God,

I can probably leave this in my search history, but every other country I think I'd have to burn the PC and snap it off. This is fucking weird. - It was interesting that our patrons got us to watch this one. - Why the fuck did they want me to watch this? - I guess I can see why. - There was one scene though where like, 'cause the premise is that you can order young boys to come and have some relations with you. - A very feminine looking guy.

- Yeah, they're basically designed like women. - So this is a femboy hentai, actually my first one, 'cause I'd never watched "Boku no Pico." - Oh, I'm jealous. - Have you ever? - No, I've never watched it. - I've seen all of them. - I have never watched that. And the premise of this is pretty much a more vanilla version of that ending scene in "Requiem for a Dream."

because- - I was gonna describe it very differently. - Yeah, I would have described it very differently, but I get what you're saying. - They order some boys and then there's this one scene where the boys are like, they get the massive doodle out. And then when that happens, I couldn't stop thinking about that old guy in "Reckon for a Dream" that just kept shouting out, "Ass to ass!" - What the fuck?

- Ass to ass baby. - There was one moment where like this guy gets, I guess the flyers just in the hotel room promoting the service. And then like some guy on the PC, he gets the order and he smirks. He's like, oh yeah. And then I guess it cuts to them like going to the room. And then the guy's like, oh fuck you're a boy. And then it cuts to a shot of him like grinning. He's like,

- It's like, "Good, good." - And it's like, it just made me laugh, the framing. 'Cause it was like the fucking like, it's like the generic anime shot where he puts up his glasses and smirks. And it just made me giggle. I was like, "He's a boy, he's a fem boy." - And then when the second boy gets introduced, I guess. - That was weird. - There's this one scene where they just like,

- I was like, is this what like,

a straight man thinks gay sex is. - I know. - I was so confused. I was like, what am I watching? - Literally when that scene came on, I put a note down that said, is this law accurate gay sex question mark? - No. - 'Cause I'm like, is this what people think? Is this what people think gay people do? - Docking is like a meme. - And then they share an honor hole together as well. And I'm just like,

- What am I doing with my life? - Oh, was that on a whole? - I think so. - Oh, I thought they just like, I thought they had like a massive like Trojan condom or something and they just stuck both their dicks into it. - What is a Trojan condom? - Magnum, sorry, Magnum fucking. - Yeah, the Magnum condoms. - The Magnum Dom condom. - I really didn't, I honestly skipped through this one 'cause I was just like, I really don't wanna watch this. - I got the general premise. - I got the general premise of this. I felt like this was just the bi-curious test that our patrons wanted us to go through.

this is what puts you on a list. - Yeah, I mean, yeah. - Again, this is literally the updated modernized- - Yeah, I'm kinda good just letting that meme die. - Yeah, same, same. - Not a fan. - I'm good with this one. - I think my favorite parts of this was probably just going through the comment section of this because there were comments like, "I like women, but my dick hard?"

- I guess it's weird 'cause it's like, it's so, the only time- - Damn, he's brave. - I'm totally like, okay, listen, if they wanna show us, you know, a gay hentai or yaoi, but I'm like, I don't give a fuck. Why does it have to be fucking like,

13 year old boys, why? Why? - I've seen my fair share of yaoi and I've seen my fair share of like boys love stuff, but like, you know, usually they're like at least in high school. - Yeah, like, I mean, it's- - At least. - And there's so many more like-

- I don't know. - These ones? - You think they look like fucking high school? - Either way, they shouldn't be doing what they'd be doing. They were in school uniform at one point. - I don't wanna know. - I don't wanna know. I never wanna look at this ever again. And I can't believe that we were made to watch this. - Yeah, so thanks patrons. - All right. - The bastard patron that made us watch this.

- Yeah, have a fun time going through the comment section and just seeing how many like awakenings people have had to pretty much this. - If you have an awakening to this, I'm worried about you. - Yeah. - All right, shall we move on to- - Second to last one? - Yes. - Which one? - Armored Knight Iris. - Oh God, this one. All right, so we were asked to watch episode four of this for some reason. - Was this a wild card? What was this? - This was a...

I can't remember what this one was. - This had like the only equivalent, like the legend of the galactic heroes out of the law. - Yeah, so it opens up with a minute or two minutes of, I guess a recap. And the recap is so funny because it's just this like woman nonchalantly talking about like all the shit that Iris, I guess this main character has gone through. And it's just like, yes. And then, you know, after they had invaded the planet, Iris gets gang banged.

- Okay, sure. - Fucking hell, all right. - That would be the alien priority. - Just a roadblock for Iris. And then it literally, this episode opens up with- - Fucking jab at the heart. - Iris on like a surgeon's table.

And there's this Jabba the Hutt looking fucking fat green monster that just goes, "All right, we're gonna get you to fuck a bunch of giants." - Look at this fucking dude. - "We're gonna get you to fuck a giant. And in order for you to be able to do it, we've surgically made your gash larger." And I'm just like, "Whoa."

Okay. I was like, where is this going? And then the giant walks in and like- - Literal giant. - Why is it that the giant had the best like personality out of any character here? He's just like a dude. He's just like, oh, all right, here I go. All right, here we go guys. Ready? - When the giant walked in, I was like, oh, this is a weird episode of Attack on Titan. - Yeah, it's literally a Titan fucking a human. And the Titan looks like a four year old drew him.

It looks like the most basic ass thing. It looks really weird. - It's episode four that we watched. - Yeah, episode four. - And it was just like, okay. And then it cuts to another scene where they like repair her body after the giant. And they're like, okay. - I mean, the giant kind of like uses her. Like she basically turns into a human own hole, which was weird.

- It really wasn't into that. Even though they like had the scientific reason that like we- - Yeah, scientific reason. - The scientific reason where we were like, "Oh yes, we've widened your vagina to make sure you can get giant dick." I was like, "Well, that-" - "Oh, how kind of you." - It's like, "Wow, you really made advancements in some areas in civilization." And then it cuts to this other scene where it's like, "All right, she's stuck in this wall." - And then three aliens popping. - Yeah, and then they're like, there are two aliens.

whether they get heads or tails decides on which side they get. And then they just start going with it. And it's just these aliens. It's just like, I don't, the whole time watching this, I'm like, who is this appealing to? - Oh no, God. - What do you, what do you, what, what? - I don't like the alien shit. The alien shit was like weird, but holy shit. I fucking love the stock in a war genre. - What? - That is, that is.

- That is peak, man. That is peak. - What is peak about that? - Stuck in Wall is so good, man. It is so good. - Okay, I hear you. But for me, Stuck in Wall is so like 50/50.

- What? Literally? - Literally. - How so? - Okay, this type of stuck in wall where it's like tentacles and like aliens and like non-human things being involved, I'm not into. If it's regular humans, I'm totally fine with it. - Wait, why do you like hole in the wall? Why do you like the wall?

- It's like advanced bondage. - It's just a wall. - Instead of rope, you chuck them in drywall so that they really can't move. - It's a form of domination. - Yeah, it's like I said, it's like advanced bondage in a way where you have someone that is like tied up, but it's just like a variation of that, I guess. - Yeah.

I think I don't see enough of this in hentai. I see it a lot in like doujins. - I've seen enough today. I've seen enough. - I seen it in like doujins and shit like this, but I was like, fuck. Like the aliens, that's like, oh, that's like turning me off by like the hole in the wall.

Shit, how come I haven't seen many- - I have the weirdest boner right now. - Shit, why you gotta tempt me like that, man? - All the aliens are so ugly and it's just so hard to watch this. I just didn't enjoy it. And then like, there's this the funniest scene ever afterwards. I was like, what?

- I don't know how to explain. Basically this blue head girl is the one orchestrating all of this for the Jabba the Hutt character. - Yeah, her name's Riruru. - And she is in, as the intro tells us,

pretending to be a split personality where she's the one inflicting all of this sex torture on this girl, but she's not, but she is. And it's really weird and confusing. And then she finally breaks out at the blonde head girl, Iris confronts her and is like, "I'm gonna stab you for doing this to me." And then she's like, "Yeah, I know you're gonna try and stop me." And she goes, "No, I'm letting you go free."

- And then after that, even after all of the shit that Iris has gone through, just in this episode, she says to the other girl verbatim, she said, "This could be the start of a great friendship." - Yeah. - I'm like, the audacity. - And then Iris immediately flips and is like, "Run away with me. "Rus, run off into the sunset."

And right as they're about to do it, Jabba the Hutt comes out. And he's like, "No, bro, look at this." And he brings out a banana, like a banana peel. And then the blue head girl immediately starts just getting horny. And then Iris is like, "The fuck's going on here?"

And the Jabba the Hulk goes, "I know you can't resist my penis." And it's just literally a banana. He's holding out a banana. And she's like, "I can't, you're right," and starts stripping. And it's like, "What the fuck is this?" And he goes, "I've genetically modified you where you can't stop coming if you see my penis." And it's like, "What?" And so the blonde girl Iris just immediately does like the insane acrobatics, like does the mid-air splits to stab him in the neck and he dies. - Yeah.

- And then it ends. - That's the end of the episode. - No, no, it was like, they actually had some mech models just like fly in. - Oh yeah. - There was that whole side story of like, I guess like Iris's comrades being like, we're gonna have to go save the Lieutenant. And it's the most janky 3D mechs I've seen in such a long time. I'm like saving Private Ryan didn't, it's looking odd. - It is the hentai equivalent of saving Private Ryan. - It's literally like some

like apple seed level, like mecca shots. - I probably would have appreciated the story more if I had known the story more than what it was. - The story was fucking dog shit.

- The synopsis was like, and then the girl got captured and then she got gangbanged. - And then she escaped and got caught again and got gangbanged again. - And that was pretty much it. The scene that made me laugh actually was actually during the stuck in a wall scene where you had the aliens up front, right? And they're like really excited. And then the fucking monster in the,

behind scene starts going ham and she starts going crazy. And then even the alien's like, "Nah, dog, this is too much even for me." And then they just yeet out. - Oh yeah. - Do you remember that? You're like, "Damn, girl, you be too crazy even for my liking." - This bitch is wildin'.

- It feels like a lot of these hentais are like made by one dude who's super into this and he just somehow convinced a studio that people also would be into this. - It's like you wanna get paid, right? - And then it's sold well and then they had enough money to keep making it. You're like, God damn. Men, when they wanna get a very niche amount of porn are really willing to drop fat sex. 'Cause no doubt these are probably going back for like what, like $40 an episode back in the day or something. Like this is pretty expensive shit. - Well, probably way more than that. I remember even like OG,

like anime DVDs, just normal anime DVDs. I went for like 70 bucks a pop. - For one app? - For one app. - For two episodes. - That's crazy. - And I wouldn't be surprised if a single episode of "Hentai" was like over a hundred dollars. - That's fucked. - Before inflation. - And yet "No Game No Life" still doesn't have a season two. And we get four episodes of this at least. No, there's five episodes. I see episode five right there. - Oh my God.

- Oh my God. - I think there's a bonus episode or something like that. - Oh my God. - Yeah, yeah. - I was not a fan. - I mean, I was disappointed 'cause I was like, "Hole in the wall, say no more." But then they add the aliens, I was like,

- Oh, can I just get one singular hole in the wall hentai with just normal humans, please? No demons, no aliens, no tentacles, just normal fucking people. - Yeah, just where are the humans, please? - That's all I want. That's all I wanna ask for. - I can't say I was a fan of the series. What did the reviews say on Mal? Probably one of the most enjoyable hentai you'll ever watch. There's a decent storyline for hentai series and yes, "Irabs" itself is perfect material for your debt. What the fuck are you on about?

- Oh my Lord. I'd hoped it would, okay, go scroll down. Someone doesn't recommend it. I'd hope it would be good. A set up from the era gay mislead in prison maybe. Unfortunately, they decided to have far too many weird creature have sex with Iris, including a giant insect at one point and not focus on her. - That was a giant insect? - And her cute tormentor. - Okay, okay. Well, I don't need to know about that. - I did not need to watch those other episodes. - It was just bad. I just thought it was shit.

I just didn't like any of it. I was like, I couldn't wait for it to end. - I was like, I can see this is like some very niche things that it's doing right now. - And the Jabba the hook guy was so ugly. The design was so ugly. So, so ugly. - It was like Jabba the Hut at home. - It was like Jabba the Hut if he had like been doing poppers for 12 hours straight. Like it was fucking horrific. It was so awful.

- To the non-patrons, people watching this on YouTube, I'm sure we can just show you an image of what it looked like. But it's like, look at this, look at this. - I love this first review as well, how they split it up into like story- - Superb artwork. - No, I love the sound. Samus was never into any of the sex scenes. She was always yelling, "No, we'll stop that." It's like sometimes in life, you just have to take the dick. - What? - I love how the art, superb artwork, the censored dicks are just a metaphor on how the government doesn't want you to have fun.

- 10 out of 10, I came. - Yeah, I mean, I don't know why when they have like demons or aliens, they're like, okay, ugly bastards, all right. Some people will try to relate to ugly bastards. I can understand that. Why you gotta make the aliens even more ugly and even more depraved than like some of the most depraved ugly bastards? - I don't know.

I love how that they think that like aliens would come over to earth and the first thing they wanna do is fuck. Like I'm sure maybe that fucking is different. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- Why would they want to fuck the way we want? - Exactly. - That's what I'm saying. - All right, last one. - All right, let's move on to the last one. - I hated this one too. - This last one was horrible. - This one. - This one is called , which literally translates to wash the dead body. - Great. - Which you can guess. You can guess. - And the first three minutes are some of the most traumatic shit I've seen. - Yeah.

- I would say this was a very, very impressive horror movie because I cannot look at it. That's how I like justified it in my mind because I was horrified. - It's essentially Aragor. - Yeah. - Yeah. - There's some kind of like, I don't, 'cause I watched a little bit of episode one, but we were told to watch episode two 'cause I was so confused that I was like, I gotta watch a little bit of episode one.

- Yeah. - But episode two opens up with like a girl opening her lunch. - Yeah. - She opens her lunch and it's a condom filled with like acid. She's like, "Oh, you funny. That's such a funny prank." And then it explodes and she dies. - She like, her entire body- - I was like, what kind of YouTube prank is this? - Her entire face and body starts melting.

- I was like, what a classic prank, eh? What a classic prank where you just die. - And then it's smash cuts to like this like surgery room with this other girl who I guess is dead. And this doctor is trying to like resurrect her. And he's like, all right, let me just follow the tits real quick. And then he's like, all right, I think the only way I can bring it back to life is if I fuck her. And so he just starts fucking this girl who's dead. And in the middle of it, she just fucking wakes up and it was like, what the hell's going on?

And I'm like, I'm asking the same question. What the hell's going on with this show? - Like they don't make it clear, at least we watch, I watched episode two. They don't make it clear what is a hallucination and what is reality. - Yeah. - Because,

he takes a bunch of drugs. - Yeah, because in the first episode he's like, "Oh geez, I don't know if I can do this guys." And by the end of it, he's like a psychotic maniac. - Yeah. - Who's like doing all sorts of depravities. - Yeah, they even- - Don't watch this. - They even did the fucking Evangelion thing where I swear to God, there was like flashes of real life shots. Like just like splashed into there everywhere. And the thing that-

- The thing that made this so fucking hard was the design of the director, the female director was really hot actually. - Yeah, she was hot. - She was really hot. - But she had like the most normal scenes, I think, generally speaking. - Yeah, but like the fact- - But it was still kind of gross. - The fact that her scenes was like interspersed with the scenes of what this other guy

the guy was doing as well, which I don't really want to like say because there's like some depraved shit and then there's like some things that I just don't feel comfortable describing. - Yeah, I don't even know how to say them. - I just don't feel comfortable describing this shit. - This is like to the point where I'm like,

Like we even, we were mentioning before, I'm like, who is this made for? This is genuinely like one where I'm like, okay, this is like, I don't even understand. Like I can't even understand the process of making this. - Oh yeah, and then there's that other girl who was like watching all of this on like the CCTV and is like playing with herself with like a test tube full of like chemicals. And I'm just like, oh, that's safe.

- I'm sure that won't cause a horrible accident. - I need a dildo. What do we have? An Amphithax. It'll do, it'll do. There's no way this could go wrong. - This is how like, what was that zombie film started? I swear to God, like 90 days later or something. - Yeah. - Oh my God. - It was also just kind of like, I mean the whole room,

like the pool room that was like filled with like the chemicals, which is really disturbing. - It was disturbing. - And like really uncomfortable. Like I just can't, there was no point of this thing that I even remotely liked. And I don't understand why people would ever jack off to this. - Every scene was just horrific.

I think if you jack off to this, you should become a monk and never jack off ever again. - You have gone too far off the deep end. - Yeah, this genuinely feels like a show where if you can get off to this, I feel like you're too far in. You've gooned too hard. - We have gooned too hard. - You have gooned too hard. - We have gooned where no man should ever gooned before. - Hey, if you wanna goon a little bit, you got a little bit of a little crazy taste every now and then, that's your own, you can do that.

- In moderation. - I feel like if you're going in this hard, this kind of stuff, you're way too far gone. You gotta come back to reality and stop doing it. - At the end I was watching this and I was just like,

Maybe I can see, maybe if I look at this as like some piece of art, there is some artistic merit to how fucking uncomfortable. - I mean, I was watching this more as like a horror anime. - Yeah, no, same here. At the end, I think that's how I justified it to myself because I was like, I do not feel comfortable watching this at all. But if I view it as like a horrific piece of art, that makes it a little bit better in my mind. - I wish I could understand, like I wish I could even begin to understand how,

one could like get enjoyment or gratification out of such like depravity. - Yeah. - To me it's so disgusting in every capacity. You're the same with the nurse one really. Like how can you even begin to think about being aroused by this? I can't fathom it. It's so gross. - Yeah. - Needless to say, I don't ever want to watch anything like this ever again in my life. - No, no. - If we do this list, I hope we have more of the Imaizumi. - Yeah, give us some more Imaizumi.

- You guys started off so good. You guys started off so good. - I'm gonna go home and cleanse myself with the remaining three episodes of you my it's gonna be a great end of the day.

- You know what? Yeah, I actually, after watching all this, I miss when we were talking about the NTR one. - Yeah, you know what? Bring me back the ugly bastards. - Honestly, at least I can laugh. I can have joy. - At least I could come out with a smile. - This is just sad. - Yeah, yeah. - Sad, horrifying. - And that was it for your hentai recommendation.

- I'm so tired after that. - I would like to say thank you patrons, but I'd more like to say fuck you for like most of you, even though you started off strong and then you gave us some depraved shit that we wanted to watch, that we didn't want to watch. - And if you wanna watch us review some other hentais, your three by three hentai taste, we did that over on Patreon, recorded the whole episode, it's ready.

So if you want more for stalking about hentai, not much depravity, luckily. You can go do that right now on patreon.com/taste. - I call it the tissue circle. Let's shut the fuck up. - Oh yeah. - Girl is beautiful and honestly her voice actress makes it even harder.

- It's a really good animation as well, it's a shame, 'cause the guy, I don't know why they always give him the grossest like oil sounding voice. He's like . She literally fucks on top of her husband sleeping. It's ridiculous. - What? How? - I don't know, I don't know. - If you want some understanding

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