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- What's up DJs? Welcome back to another episode of the Trash Taste Podcast. I'm your host for today, Joey, because of course I'm the host. - Okay, we didn't plan this. Somehow, someway, whenever we have a episode themed like this, Joey just ends up being the host. It's like- - We didn't plan this. - Yeah. - Why are you dressed so fancy?

- Why are you dressed so nice? - Because he's here for the culture, Connor, that's why. - Come on, Connor, you can't not dress up for the hentai episode. I cycled here, I couldn't wear a suit. - In fact, I am upset that I forgot my top hat. - Yes, yes. - Like the first episode we did. - I'm sorry, Connor, I got the memo, okay, actually.

- You didn't even wear your purple today. - After watching half the stuff you told me to, I don't think I should ever, I'm not even allowed to leave my house. Let alone, I didn't even know that stuff was legal. - Anyway, I'm Joey and I'm with Connor and Garnt as always. And DJs rejoice because we are back. - I hate this podcast. - With another episode.

- For the culture, gentlemen and ladies out there. - I never would have watched any of this stuff if it wasn't for you guys. I hate this. - Actually, some of the stuff that you recommended, Connor, made me regret life. And maybe you want to commit jump king. So, you know, like, before you say anything, man. - Listen, I felt the same way. I thought I was getting something else and then I watched it. - If you're all confused as to why we are irrationally fearing

the inevitable it's because of the challenge that we were given. - This is so much less fun than the other episode. - It was. - It was. - 'Cause last time it was like, here's a bomb hentai that I recommend for the boys. And then we just watched it. - And we were like, you know what? - There was not even a brief moment where I had even a semi-chub. It was just all pain watching these shows. - This was all pain.

- We decided to mix things up from the previous episodes. The previous episode, what we did in regards to hentai was that we just recommended three shows that we liked or maybe it was two shows. - Let's do that again next time. - We just recommended stuff that we liked. So we decided it's been a while since we've done an episode like this. Let's mix things up. So each of us got

two categories each that we needed to recommend a show in that category for the other boys to watch.

And then we would come and discuss it. And then at the end, there'll be one really, really cursed show that we would all have to watch and discuss. And the show that we all decided on was Euphoria. - I didn't decide on it. I've never seen this. We'll get into that. - That's right, it's the goat. The goat.

- Do you want to go over what all the categories are? - Yeah, sure. So Connor got a MILF hentai that he despised. He needed to recommend a MILF hentai he despised. - In case you're new to Trash Taste. - He usually likes it. - That was hard. - That was hard to do. - Yes. And he needed to recommend a hentai that made him cry or just really depressed. And that was- - That's easy. - Watching that one was actually really, really interesting.

Joey, the Nihongo Josie guy got a dub hentai he actually likes. - That was the biggest challenge level in the house. - There are so many great ones. - Which was actually pretty easy looking back. - Yeah, it was. - And he also had to recommend the ugliest bastard he's ever seen. - Yeah. - Which I just, yeah, I mean. - I really had to comb through this one, let me tell you. - And that was, that was, that was whoo.

Oh my God. And I needed to recommend a hentai that awoke something in me and also an NTR hentai I actually liked. And that was...

- That was hard. That was very, very hard. - Can I say something? I don't know. I just got given a list of shows to watch. I don't know which one of these is which for you. And I'm concerned now thinking that this could fit into any of those. - Yeah, I saw this list and I saw the recommendations that you guys gave to me. And I was like, are you sure about that? Like, is this, am I watching the right show? - Yes. - But we will get into each one soon.

But first thoughts, how was your boys experience this time? - This is not fun at all. - Yeah. - You know, usually I watch hentai and I feel good, you know, for the most part, you know, 95%, maybe 90% of the time I'm like, all right, this was enjoyable to different, you know, varying levels of degrees. But this one was just like,

- I don't think I can recommend any of these shows in any capacity for no redeeming quality. - But we're gonna try today. - We're gonna try because we have some interesting shows. I feel like the platter that we got this time was a lot more varied than last time, but I had a lot worse of a time watching these hentais. Last time there were a few that I'm like,

I'm digging this right now. Joey, Joey got some good recommendations. Connor, another milf hentai. Okay, I dig that. Now I'm just like, why am I watching this? Why am I torturing myself? I am now like, this is basically just Sydney's channels now. I am not paid enough.

- I cannot stress enough that this is probably a one that you're gonna wanna watch on the Patreon. This is gonna have to be a lot of bleeping, a lot of self-censoring. - You won't be able to see anything that we talk about, but on the Patreon you can. - Yeah, it'll be on the screen. - Okay, so I guess, should I go first? - Yeah, you can go first. - Let's go first. - Let's start what I think is probably the mildest. - Okay. - We'll start chill. - Yeah. - The most chill. - Even then it was weird. So I got one which was,

name a hentai or recommend a hentai that made me cry. - Yes. - Made me sad. - Yes. - And I can't remember the name of this one. It took me like 30 minutes to even find the name and then I copy and paste it and send it to you. - I think it's called, it's called Oide o Mizuruke Land. - And does that mean follow me to sex land or something? - Mizuruke Land, yeah. - Yeah. - What is it? What's Mizuruke Land? Is it the author? - I think Mizuruke is the author.

- Oh, okay. - At least that's from what I remember because when I looked at the title, I was like, in Japanese, I was like, that doesn't really mean anything. It's just like the name of the amusement park. - So I guess I'll explain the opening of how this show works. - Explain the premise of this show, of this hentai. - Oh, okay.

- So there is a land, a theme park. Think of it, you know, your favorite theme park. Now imagine if instead of that and rides that you could ride, you could ride other people. And the whole aspect of this park was to sleep or engage with fun activities with the other people there. - Yes. - And that was kind of the premise. And then two boys are like, yo, let's go.

- Oh, let's go to the land. - Boys trip. - Boys, boys. And then obviously we also see two female characters who are also interested. One of them is- - I think it was three, right? - Oh, three. One of them, they're all different personalities. One of them's a bit more shy, but like, oh, I don't know.

One of those were like, "I'm ready. I'm ready to get down and dirty." - I'm about to go dicko mode. - Yeah. So obviously in real life, this happened, it would be a sausage fest and actually turn into a grinder world. - Yeah. - Somehow it's equally distributed in terms of like both girls and boys. Yeah. - It's the most well managed theme park in existence. - I actually made notes this time. - That's good. I wish I made notes. I was so annoyed that I didn't want to write it down.

And literally the first note I made was, "Finally, a way to get Joey to enjoy Disneyland." - Why is that your note? Why is that a note? - Because Joey hates theme parks. - I do. - Joey hates theme parks. And I was like, "Oh, finally a theme park that Joey would enjoy." - Let's talk the first five minutes of the show.

- I was kinda into the premise. I was kinda like, I thought, yeah, I'm into this. - Yeah, they explained the theme park. - Animation was solid as well. - Animation, character designs were solid. - I will say, because like going into this, obviously the category was a hentai that made you cry.

And I was like, this is really fucking vanilla for like, where's the crying coming, man? Where's the crying coming? - Yeah, like I was saying earlier, like, you know, sometimes I looked at the show and I looked at the category, I guess, that are fit in. And I'm like, I don't know if I'm watching this correct show because I finished episode one of this and I was like, what made me cry?

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. - I had the exact same reaction. - I was like, dude, my eyes were drier than a desert. There was not a single tear welling up at any point. - What? - Did it make you feel like sad? - Not really.

- Dude, I felt so empty when I finished it. I was like, that is the saddest shit I've ever seen. - Dude, if anything, all the other shows made me feel sad. - Yeah, I would agree with that. - Okay, okay. - But anyway, let's explain the plot. So there's two boys on a bus and there's three girls on the same bus. They don't know each other yet, right?

But the boys are like, yo, tits out for the boys. Let's go. We're about to go dicko mode. And the girls are like, all right, you know, we got a friend who's like, you know, hasn't done this before, but you know what? We'll ease her into this theme park. And the explanation in the theme park and how it worked, I was like, oh,

This is legit. This is the best management of theme parks that ever had. - This theme park runs better than Disneyland does somehow. They got an entire like sticker system in this theme park. You have like three tiers. So you can either have like a sticker that says you're okay with kissing

Then there's a sticker that says you're okay with touching. And then there's a sticker that says full on penetration, baby. Let's go. And of course no one does the kissing sticker. We don't follow kisses here. Everyone goes for like full on dicko mode right here.

And then yeah. - And everyone's wearing like the weirdest outfits. - Oh yeah, the dudes outfits was so strange. - It was so bizarre. - 'Cause they're wearing this like, the only way I can describe it is like, you know that bikini that Borat wears? They were wearing that except imagine that, but the dick is just fully out. - And then one of the dudes wearing like chapless pants. His ass is just out or something. It's just like, all right.

- I guess you got on the bus here wearing that? - Do you know what I found really weird? So it was that scene where they were like explaining what was going in a theme park, right? And these dudes are just having a normal conversation. And one of the dudes is just like casually jacking off while he's like talking to the other dude.

- He's just having a bro talk and one of them is just like- - You know when you just talk to your best friend, you're like, "Play me a dick." - Don't worry about it, bro. - And I was like, I was watching this. I was like, this is just next level onsen, you know? This is what happens if you go to an onsen and you're like- - We are playing with your dick, though. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're in the onsen, all three boys pop a Viagra and one of them, and we're just like, "Yo, boy, how's it been?" - How's it been so far, man? - How's your trip been so far, man? - It's so weird. - I was just like-

- I think what made it kind of weird is how they explained the rules in a way that would feel a bit more realistic. 'Cause a lot of hentai just doesn't even bother trying to even remotely explain the world. They're like, "You're in the same world, except this guy's a Chad or something." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think that's what was kind of like, "All right, okay." I was kind of precarious, but I was like, "All right, this seems kind of fun." - Okay, speaking on that though, what I did find was kind of like,

- It's subverted my expectations a lot. - It did, it did. - In a weird way, in a lot. I didn't expect for it to go where it went. - This is the most I've ever seen Connor analyze any piece of media. I think this is the first time I've ever heard the word Connor subverting expectations. - Well, listen, the thing with modern day of this kind of stuff, you watch, let's say live action Western of this production. - Yes, yes, yes, yes.

you know exactly when you drop that time bar, you know roughly what you're gonna be on when you let go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - With this one, I was like, where is this going?

I thought this dude was gonna get some, gonna go wild. That is not what happened. That is not what happened at all. - Yeah, so we have two different groups and the first scene, the first scene. - Do they have names? I don't even know their names. - I don't know their names. - The main guy and the main girl did, I believe, but at this point it doesn't matter.

- So the main guy and the main girl are both like, kind of like this is their first time at a theme park. And their friends are like veterans. They've been in it before. - Yeah, and they're like the kind of like, ooh, kind of nervous ones. - Yeah, yeah. And so the first big scene takes place on a ferris wheel where what happens is- - By the way, there's a brilliant fucking pun in the Japanese version when it shows up because in Japanese, a ferris wheel is called a kandansha.

But they changed the Kanji of Kan and Dang to normally it means like, you know, viewing spinning. - Yeah. - In this anime. - They changed, it still says Kan-Dang-Sha but now it's the Kanji for rough fuck.

- That's cute. - It's like, "Go on to the Kandasha, the rough fuck mobile." And I'm like, "Okay, that's brilliant, that's brilliant. You thought about that one." - That was like, the Japanese people understand that one. - That's an epic Easter egg in a hentai. - Yeah. - So the first scene is two random people get on this Ferris wheel in like one of- - The two main characters, right? - So the two main characters end up seeing each other and they've seen each other before. They see each other briefly

- On the bus. - On the bus. - Yeah, like the Zoolander meme. - Yeah. - They see each other on the bus and of course they meet on the ferris wheel. And I think for like, of course they do the deed. And I think for him, he's just, he is in the wrong fucking place, man. - He is in love with this girl. - This man went to a soap land to look for a wife, man. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - He like, it's,

I think he just instantly like falls for this girl in the Ferris wheel or even maybe on the bus, right? And they seem to have some chemistry going together. - We only see his perspective. - Yeah, we only see his perspective. And you know, it's all pretty, I'd say vanilla stuff. Nothing I haven't seen out of the ordinary. It's just a casual orgy every now and again. - Just a casual orgy.

- There is a weird scene before this where one of the girls is getting their vaginas cleaned and I'm just like, oh. - That's one thing I wanted to say, right? So they explain the rules of the theme park, right? Where it's like, oh, you have to wear a sticker. And one part I thought was weird was like, okay, so that diseases don't spread, all the guys and girls have to get checked. And the girls have to get cleaned out by this fucking special hose. And I just looked at that, I'm like,

that's copium because everyone knows by the end of it, you are diseased up. There's no helping. This is just like, nothing's gonna come out of this. - Yeah. Look, this is a fantasy world. - It's like if everyone in Craigslist had money and they all pooled together to make a Craigslist location IRL.

And so things start getting weird where it basically turns to a kind of swingers party, right? - Yeah, with like two of the groups. One experienced guy, one experienced girl, and then the two main people who are the girl and the guy who can- - Yeah, the newbies. Yeah, and throughout the course of this show, the girl turned from like being this, "Ooh, I'm a shy, innocent, cute girl," to, "Yeah, I'm kind of-

I'm kind of like really perverted. - I'm secretly like this. - Yeah, she has two wolves inside of her. And during the swingers scene is when we see the darker wolf inside of the second girl. So they both start off with their respective partners that they found from this Ferris wheel. And then they start doing the deed next to each other. - I knew where it was gonna go as well.

- Yeah, they basically do a wife swap essentially. - Yeah, and he's, and you know, he, the main character is having a lovely time, of course, he's banging this girl, they have chemistry together.

And then the swap happens. - Yeah, so they swap because one of, I guess the other two feel done and they're like, "Swap." - Yeah, might spice things up. - And you're like, "No, no, this dude doesn't wanna swap." - Yeah. - Oh man. - Is that what made you sad? - It made me sad because,

It's like you're watching porn, but you're watching like the realest, like saddest emotion where it's like this dude is just in this situation he doesn't want to be in listening to the girl he likes one foot away from him getting pounded and she's enjoying it more with him than she is with the other guy, sorry, with himself. - Yeah.

how am I supposed to jack off to this? Like this guy's just getting set. Like this guy is just distraught. He's just realizing that the girl he like fell for and the girl he lost his virginity to is just loving getting pounded by this other guy who's clearly way better at this than him. And he doesn't know. And then this other girl is like consoling him.

- And then the one who just had it rough, he's like, "Don't worry, man. Some people just like it a little chill." He's like, "Don't worry. Some people like it that you're a little bitch and that you don't know what you're doing." And it's like, this is just the saddest thing. Why am I watching this? - Okay, now that you put that into that context, I understand why this is in this category. - And it's like,

- How the fuck am I supposed to get off to this when all I'm thinking is, dude, this is like, at least if it was some absurd kind of stupid plot, I would be like, all right, whatever. But like, it's just like, just sad, like a sad thing that could just, that could happen. - Isn't it crazy that like, we look at a show like this and we explain a plot like this and we're like,

- This is an absurd. - Comparatively. - The thing that they're trying to show, I'm like, why are you trying to convey this? Like, what do you get from this? - The thing that made me uncomfortable with this is that it is NTR. This is essentially NTR, but it's soft enough. - It starts vanilla and then kind of,

- I think it's NTR. - At least with NTR, I'm like, yeah, this is just fucking, this is dumb. This is just stupid and it's like, it's unrealistic. But the thought of liking a girl, then maybe it turns out she doesn't like you as much as you thought. - But that's the thing, it's NTR that hits,

- A little too close to home. - No, that's if you're like together. Like they weren't together. That's what makes it even sadder. - They weren't, they weren't. - That's what makes it even sadder. - But the thing that hits a little too close to home is that they weren't together, but he liked that girl a little too much and a little too quickly, you know? - He was out of his depth. He probably shouldn't even been there. - Exactly. - Like he knew he was gonna get hurt. - Yeah. - It's just sad. It's just sad.

- How did you watch that and be like, I feel nothing? How, how? - Because I think I looked at it and I compared it to every other NTR I've seen and I'm like, it gets sadder. It can get sadder. - But it gets more absurd and that's why it loses me 'cause I'm so disassociated from it. - No, I get that, yeah.

everyone can relate to the feeling of maybe you liked someone and maybe they turned out to like someone else. - Yeah, exactly. - That's a very human thing that most people have experienced. - I think the saving grace for me is that it's only one episode. So you're not as invested in these characters. If that happened at like episode three, then I'd be like, oh, this is depressing. - Thank God this was a 15 minute episode. - It's two episodes, but the second episode has nothing to do with those characters. - No, no. - Thank God, yeah. But like, yeah, it's just like,

- This is so fucking sad, man. - Yeah, because- - It's so sad. - I think the saddest thing is that this guy is basically just having a therapy session as his trauma is happening next to him, right? The girl that he fell for is just like having a time of her life.

The worst thing is that she said, "Oh, you know, I like you as well. You know, I feel like we have a connection." And then five minutes later, she's fucking getting railed by this other guy who's doing a completely better job. And this girl is just like, "Oh, don't worry. It's not the size that matters. It doesn't matter." - And I guess the extra like sad part is that like, that was his bro.

- Like this is the dude that's like, yeah bro, we're gonna have a great time together. - He should have gone to his boy and been like, hey man, I really liked that girl. I really don't want to do this. But then also like,

I don't know, it's fucking stupid. It's so stupid. - It was stupid. - But it is to me, like it is framed in a way that it is kind of the guy's fault for going to this place. - 100% it's his fault. - Yeah, 'cause like even like the girl he fell for, she said, "Going to this place looking for a connection is gonna get you hurt because people here are not here for that fucking- - Yeah, it's totally on him, right? But you sympathize 'cause you kind of follow him.

- Yeah. - And you can all sympathize with liking someone who you didn't like. - Yeah, of course. - And then the worst fucking thing, the worst thing is after this happens, after she finishes getting railed and obviously has a pen of time- - In front of him. - In front of him, after all that trauma is happening- - They've like a heart to heart as well, right?

- Oh yeah, that was the saddest thing. I completely forgot about that. - I just lost, I just- - Yeah, how pathetic, how pathetic do you have to be to watch that, feel those emotions and be like, can we still please be together? - That's true. - And then doesn't she say yes? - No, no, as he's confessing and like trying to profess to this girl that like, no, no, like this is legit. Like I actually connect with you on an emotional level. She's like, would you still love a girl who loves getting dicked down by random dudes? And he's like, hell no.

Hell yeah, babe. And I'm like, don't do it bro. - He's like, yes, single tear. I still love you. - It's so pathetic and it's so sad. I wanted to fucking cry after watching it. I'm like, that is the saddest shit I've ever seen. How pathetic do you have to be? What a skeptical and sad way of viewing relationships this series was. If you made this, what a...

- Why? What's going through your head? - It's like the man huffed so much copium, he could like huff the entire atmosphere of earth. Like it's, he was, I don't know what he was thinking when he just said, "Oh yeah, I just obviously just have a trauma. I just saw the girl get digged down. Let's ask her out. This is the perfect time to confess my love to this girl." - So pathetic.

- Okay, yeah, now when you put it in that perspective, it makes sense. - How did you watch that and feel nothing? - Because again, my mind has just been corrupted by all the NTR I've seen and I'm like, it can get worse. - No, NTR is just fucking weird. - It can get sad. - I gotta say, it's not the most fucked up thing I've seen. It's not the saddest thing I've seen, but it was just kind of like- - It's too real. - It wasn't too real. Follow the character that you, every,

I think it's the main character, right? 'Cause I think we've all known someone like that. - Yeah, yeah, sure. - Someone who innocently gets into bad situations sometimes and someone who maybe falls for a girl a little too fast. And you're like, you try to tell them, "Bro, don't do it, okay? This is bad for you, don't do it." And they do it anyway. - Also, I just remembered as well,

after he confesses and like after she does like all of the, yeah, but do you still love me if X, Y, Z, and they decide to have intercourse again, then she's like, it's so funny. We don't even know each other's names. As he's inserting, she's like, I don't even know your name. - That is weird. - And I'm like, bro, you got everything out of whack. Like everything is out of order here.

Honestly, I don't know why she said yes as well. - Yeah, they both suck. They both suck as human beings. - Yeah, yeah. She's obviously, I don't even know if she's consciously leading him on. We've done this into a fucking character study, by the way. - The only chat in this is the woman who got railed and then just kind of sympathetic towards him. - Oh, the blonde? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- No, the only giga chat in that show was the fucking blonde girl who was getting dicked down by three dudes at the beginning. She's like, "Just leave me be, I'm good. You guys go have fun." - At least the girl was sympathetic to this innocent kid, you know?

and try to like talk him down. But at that point it's like, what can you say? What can you say to quell down the fire? - He's too far gone. - I don't know man. I don't even feel like she was being sympathetic. She just literally just did like a Gigi Nouri.

- It's like, don't worry about it bro. - It's whatever, you tried. - Yeah, I mean happily, like I did end up watching the second episode as well. - Yeah, it was very different. - Just 'cause I was like curious, is there a happy ending to this story? There is no happy ending to this story because it's a completely different story. The second episode focuses on like a group of idols at this show. - Yeah, it was just kind of weird. - What? - One thing that actually impressed the fuck out of me, right, is okay, the,

- The premise of the episode is that there's a group of idols that perform at this theme park. And of course they have a kind of like handshaking kind of event, except it ain't handshaking. It is- - A dicking down. - The dicking down event where you get one minute per handshake or per dick shake. - Oh my God.

But one thing that really fucking impressed me, they made a full on idol song for this, man. - What? - They made a full on idol song for episode two. I'm like, where are you getting this production values from, man? - Yeah, the whole show looks amazing. - Yeah. - It's really well done. - Oh no, yeah, the animation was good, character designs were good. - Which makes me more angry, 'cause it could have been in a good milf form. And so we got this.

- It's always NTR man. It's NTR that gets the good shit. - The one time where you're like, where's Queen B at? When we needed him most, he disappeared. - Yeah, like I didn't cry towards this, but I will say I did feel depressed. - It was literally the, you know that image that's popular, the one with the scribbled in dude who's like. - In the dark corner. - Yeah, that's how it made me feel. Like I was just like, fine dude.

- No, for me it was the horse on the beach with the man. - Yeah, man. That's how I felt after that one. - It was like, man, fuck. - It very much was a bro, did you really? - Come on, man. - Did you really? - Come on. So don't watch it. - Yeah, don't watch that one. But speaking of NTR, I guess,

- Let's just continue the NTR train because I had to recommend an NTR I actually enjoyed. And I recommended them. What's the name again? - Netorarezuma. - Netorarezuma, which means NTR wife. - Yeah.

- Okay, hold up. All right. Okay. Why did you choose this one? - Okay. So for the record, I fucking despise NTR. - We all do. I think we all do. - I think we all despise NTR. And I remember the first time I saw this, I was like, the name has Netorare in the name. There is no fucking possibility this can end well. - I'm surprised you even clicked play with the timeline. - I'm also surprised. - Yeah.

- The reason this is the closest thing I've come to an NTR. - I've come. - The reason why this is the closest thing I've found to an NTR I enjoy is because I was fucking happy that this dude got NTR'd. This dude, this dude,

pissed me the fuck off. Like the dude that gets NTRs actually like pissed me off. - Do you want to explain the premise? - Okay, so the premise is, okay, so there is,

there is a main guy, the main girl obviously, and they're a married couple. And the dude is an idol fan, right? - That's right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. The dude is an idol fan and he is obsessed with this one idol, right? He is so obsessed that he found his wife because his wife reminds him of this one idol. - Like they're identical looking. - Yeah, they're almost identical looking. - It's so fucked up. - And when they're having sex,

he doesn't refer to his wife by his wife's name. He refers to her as his idol's name, his favorite idol's name. - Like role play manager and like producer. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're a naughty idol, huh? - Yeah, essentially he's incapable of getting hard unless she role plays as his favorite idol, right? And I'm like,

That's fucked up. What a fucker. That shit, I remember seeing that and I'm like, she deserves better. And of course one day, one of his friends comes over and she explains the situation that she's in. And of course he's like, well, if you want a man to treat you right, I'm right here. - It's the first time I've ever seen an NTR and I'm like, wow, the guy NTRing has the right opinion.

- No. - Yeah, where he's like, no, because at the beginning when she's like, yeah, so my husband and I do this thing when we have intercourse and he's like, wow, that's fucked up. And I'm like, you know what? Kind of agree. - Yeah. - I mean, I think that everyone is fucked up in this show. - Yeah, of course. - I think the wife probably

I mean, she should have left him straight out. - Oh yeah. - Also, I'm sorry, but like, did you really marry the guy who was only into you because you look like a, like, I feel like that's a little bit on you. - I'm like, how did you not, did you not think about that before you signed those like, you know, marriage papers? Like, did this never come up in conversation? - Obviously we're looking way too much into this. And I am because we're reviewing it. - Yes. - But it,

- Man, it was bad. - Yeah. - Like there's a, the fact that it had to be his like friend, like his childhood friend who comes over and this dude is clearly a scumbag. - Yeah, of course. - He has the scumbag look. - They give him the traditional anime scumbag. - The tanned skin and blonde hair, which is tradition.

- There are two things that speak NTR, ugly bastard and tanned blonde hair. - Fuck boy. - I don't know, fuck the fuck boy. I don't know why, I don't know why. - It's just like, this is you, do you the idol guy? This is your childhood friend? This guy? - Yeah, that's what I was going for.

- I was questioning, I'm like, how did you guys become friends? Like, is he like a former idol fan or like, did you just see him on the streets or like, what is the connection here? - And then, so yeah, like obviously they're having dinner together and the main guy,

the husband passes out. - As he does. - As he does, 'cause he's like drunk. - And then they start talking, the wife and the friend. And obviously they explain and obviously he's like, "Bro, what the fuck?" And instead of just having it as, "Bro, what the fuck?" He's like, "Bro, what the fuck? Let me get in on that. Let me show you." - I have a radical solution. - And so they just start doing it and it's like, okay, I mean, I guess, but they start doing it in front of him sleeping.

- That's one thing I've never understood about like, not just NTR hentai, but like even NTR like JAVs. - Yeah. - Right? Because that's such a common situation. - It's also normal in porn. Like there's an obsession with people sleeping. I don't know. I think it's the forbidden aspect of it, but why does it have to be that? - And I'm like, how are you not waking up? - That's what I've always wondered. - Okay. Of course there are- - I get the chloroform thing, but like, you know, which is sometimes happens. - The what? You get the what?

- When you get chloroformed and you just like knock the fuck out. - I never thought I'd hear that article. I get the chloroform thing, but the sleeping thing, that's a bit too far. - I'm like how deep can your sleep be where your wife is getting railed literally centimeters from your face and you're just like sweet dreams. - This dude is railing her so hard that her, I don't know how to describe it, juices,

are going on his face and he's not waking up. - Yeah. - Exactly. - Yeah. - And I was like, am I supposed to be turned on by this? 'Cause I'm just suspending every disbelief that this guy's asleep. - Yeah. - I mean- - I was screaming on the monitor like, wake up!

- It would have been so much more fun if he woke up. - No, I kind of wish he woke up. - It would have been so much better. - You know, because like, the reason I recommended this was because this is the one NTR that unfortunately doesn't have an episode two and I wanted this to happen episode two. 'Cause you know what? I watched this and I'm like, they did not go far enough. - What the fuck? - I need to see this fucking guy in tears, crying.

- Okay, okay. - They did not go far enough though, right? - I agree he sucks, but I don't think he deserves that. He's just a dick. - I feel this show is like in the five stages of grief, we're still in the denial phase, right? Like we never quite get to the other stages. - This guy doesn't deserve the wife, but I don't think he deserves to have his whole life shattered in front of him. - You know, that's a wrap. - Yes, he does. - Do you know what? - Why?

- He's an idol fan. - Any day we can make an idol fan's life worse, I feel better. I'm joking, I'm joking. - I guess, yeah. - Seriously, don't do that. - When you put it like that, I mean, the dialogue was weird. Like they were in a full on conversation while going at it. And she's like, we should,

we should become sex friends. And it's like, what? - And he's like, okay. - Dude, just break up with your husband. - My favorite thing about it is like at the end when it finishes and then there's that final scene of the husband doing the same thing to the wife, right? But this time the wife is like, all I have to do is build up my frustration and I'll be able to release it. I'm like, what is this like? This is like the Pokemon move Bide, where you just like wait five turns and then you just unleash it all. It's like, that's not how it works.

- It's like, why are you, what are you getting from this? Just get out of this goddamn marriage woman. - Yeah, just fucking get the divorce papers, bro. - I mean, I agree. She should never have ended up with this guy in the first place, but you know, as the married man here, I'd be like, you know, if I did that to Sydney, fuck, like, I don't deserve Sydney, you know?

- Wait, aren't you doing that though? She looks like the anime character. What's that one? - Marin? - Yeah, isn't he just doing that with Marin? - Excuse me, we've been dating for eight years actually. - Say the thing.

- No, but like, yeah, I just, I'm just like, I don't know why you would want to be with a girl. If you want to be with a girl just because she reminds you of someone else, you're a fucking beta man. You deserve bad things to happen to you. And you know what? I watched this and I was like, I'm fucking happy the NTR is happening. In fact, they're not going far enough. This guy should have woken up. He should have got his dream shattered. - I believe he should have woken up.

- Yeah. - Because I think the ensuing plot would have been more exciting. - Oh yeah. - 'Cause I feel like what was, I feel like really disappointed 'cause they obviously set themselves up for an episode two. They obviously set themselves up for a sequel where they like mind break this guy. - Yeah. - Mind break this fucking beta. And then they didn't do it. And then they didn't do it. I'm like, this is the one time I've actually wanted a sequel to an NTR and you don't give it to me. You don't give it to me. Go on guy. - Why do people like mind break?

- Why do people like mind break? - Why do people want to see a man like just entire world? - No, no, no, mind break I think goes like both ways. So there's like, you know, when the girl has a mind break where like the sex is so good, it like breaks their mind. And then like, I mean, I use the wrong terminology, but there's just like NTR where you just,

- That's not mind break, that's just depression. - Yeah, that's just like fucking ruin someone's life. - That's just, yeah, it ruins someone's life. - Why are people into that? - There's a difference between mind break and mental break. - Bro, I need a fucking mental break after watching half these shows.

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It was so bad. It was just painful watching it. It was so boring. It was so shit. - Speaking of mental break, let's go on to my first one, which was the one that has an ugly boss in it.

- 'Cause I definitely had a fucking mental breakdown after I watched this one. I had a mental breakdown on two separate occasions. - What was your challenge again? - So I had to recommend one. - Name the ugliest bastard you've ever seen. - The ugliest bastard I've seen. - Yes. - And trust me, whether I like it or not, when you're perusing through the wide world cesspool of hentai, you will come across ugly bastards whether you like it or not. - Yes. - And so I was like, all right, what's the worst one?

And so I went with a hentai called, which is in Japanese it means even still I love my wife. - This is actually pretty confusing. 'Cause when you recommended it, there are actually like two of these, right? - Yes. - So there's a one with multiple episodes and then there's a second season

- With multiple episodes. - Yeah, with different characters. - With different characters. - So we always used to watch one, but I actually watched both as well. - Oh really? - And I regret it. - Yeah, so I recommend the second one, the second season because it has- - Not the second episode, the second season. - Second season. - Yeah. - Two episodes of the second season. Because it has an ugly bastard, which I'm sure if you've been on any Twitter before, you've definitely seen the ugly bastard in this picture. - When I saw him, I did the Wojak meme.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I mean when I said I had two different types of mental breakdowns. One because the show was just goddamn horrible. And two, because I was like, oh my God, this is where this guy comes from. I've seen this image of this motherfucker so many times. This is the one. So basically, also the other mental breakdown I had was just,

- How convoluted the plot thought? - Dude, I had, man, it's like, you know when you read a book and you read a line, you're like, I gotta take that in again. I did that so many times and I was so confused. - So if I can remember correctly, there is a husband and a wife, all right? - And they're already, and they're teacher and student or were. - No, no, no, no.

- Oh my God. - So there was a husband and a wife. The wife is a teacher at a college. - Yeah. - Right? And the college teacher, the wife,

is in cahoots with one of her students who looks exactly like her husband. - But her husband also looks like a kid as well. - But her husband also looks like a kid. - It's so confusing. - Yeah, it's like a younger version of her husband. - Yeah, but basically she's in, so while he's on a fucking business trip or whatever. - No, no, no, she goes to work at a different school far away.

- Yeah, that's right. Yeah. So the wife goes to work far away at the school. - But they're still married. - They're still married. But because she's far away, she sees this student that looks exactly like her husband and goes like, "You know, I feel a bit lonely at work because we're always so busy." - Literally like one minute in. - One minute in. - One minute in. - And the student is like, "Don't worry, teach. I got you, bro." And then they start, basically the husband gets into y'all.

And then there's this weird like B-plot when it goes to the husband's perspective. - Yeah, there's this other girl who's introduced and she's kind of friendly with him. - Yeah.

- Yeah, and that doesn't really go anywhere for a while. - Until she drugs him at a bar. - Yeah, at the end of the episode, she drugs him and then it cuts. But like that's right at the end. - Yeah. - But like obviously. - But basically, so basically the wife and the teacher and the student are having this like very secret intimate relationship and the owner of the apartment who is the ugly bastard in question

manages to snap a picture of them kissing. - As they leave the building. - Yeah, and basically uses that as blackmail to be like, "Hey, so I saw you having sexual relations with this student.

You don't want the school to find out, right? - You know what you gotta do. - I feel like people are having an easier time following the plot of "Inception" right now. There are like so many different things going on. - And man, is this guy the ugliest of ugliest bastards. He is the GOAT of ugly bastards. - I got some things to say about this. - Go on. - Okay. I am pretty sure

I am pretty sure that this hentai was made in order to limit test boners. Okay. It's because- - Elaborate. - Okay, here's the thing. First five minutes, this is a A plus hentai. You got a hot teacher. You got a middle. - You like the NTRing of the student? - Sorry? - You like the NTR part with the student? - At this point, the husband hasn't been introduced

- Well, I guess we get a little bit of the husband. - A tiny bit. - We don't really get anything of the husband. - But not enough to care about. - We don't care about the husband. It's like a little bit of like cheating. It's different from NTR. It's not full on. - That's dope. - It's like not full on NTR. - The animation is good. It has no right to be good. - The animation is good. It looks fucking incredible. The teacher is like an S tier teacher. - Dude, I watched this shit in 1080p and I was like,

almost wish it didn't exist. - The teacher is great. - Yeah, yeah. - Until she talks and does things. - I was like, this is great.

- Right, and then you get the shot of the ugly bastard. And I swear this shot of the ugly bastard- - I know the one you're talking about. It's vile. - It's the full body shot of the ugly bastard. And I swear to God, I could hear Dark Soul music when like the shot comes on. - It's so gross. - This man is the final boss of ugly bastards. - The fucking health bar show. It's like, oh God. ♪ Dun dun dun dun dun dun ♪

- Yeah, when he shows up, it's just like, I remember the first time I watched this. - Bro takes up the whole frame. He takes up the whole frame. - Yeah, yeah, because like, I remember like, I've seen my fair share of ugly bastards, but the first time I watched this, my jaw dropped to the floor. It was like, that's who they're introducing? - That's a person. That's a real person. - That ain't a person, okay. I mean, some of these shots, some of these shots like,

were framed and I swear to God, she was fucking a Titan. - Okay, that was my nitpick with like the first like NTR scene with the ugly bastard. - I got more than nitpicks. - There's different shots of like, you know, them fucking doing whatever. And,

they can't stay consistent with the size of this dude. Because there's one shot where he looks like 12 feet tall. And then there's another one where he looks like, you know, the hunchback guy from 300. He kind of looks like that guy. And I'm like, why are you like?

- What's happening here? - I had to skip through the sex scene. I couldn't watch it. It was so gross. - No, you needed to watch the sex scene to feel the pain. - No, I didn't want, I couldn't do it. - It was pain for the seeker. - I couldn't do it. - Yeah. - It was gross. - It was bad. - You know in some scenes of "Attack on Titan" where there's like a really, really small Titan with a really big head?

- Imagine like a porn version of that. And that's what this anime was. That was what the sex scenes was. Like this man, this man is literally the embodiment of pot of greed. You know, he has a pot of greed face. - He has a pot of greed face, man. - And then like they do it. And then I guess the student comes back and then the teacher's like, well, the janitor's like, the ugly bastard guy's like, well, join in. And the kid's like, okay.

And they join in and it's like, what the fuck? - I didn't understand that conclusion. - That was so weird. Like this student would watch this and be like, if you insist. - It's just disgusting. Everything was disgusting. And then episode two got like 10 times more disgusting. - Episode two was just weird because I don't know why they tried adding in subplots.

- They added like a B plot and a C plot to it. And I'm like, I'm still confused from the first episode. - 'Cause I was trying to treat it like, in my mind to try to cope with like what like the atrocities that was like, I was viewing on screen. - Oh, they broke the Geneva Convention somehow. I don't know which one, but they broke something.

I was just trying to keep back, keep track of. So how many people are getting NTR right now? - Everyone was getting NTR. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was just like, why don't you all just call it a day? No more relationships. No one is allowed. 'Cause this clearly isn't working in this universe. - Yeah, so originally it's the husband that gets NTR because the teacher finds a student who the student is also in love with the teacher, right? So at the beginning, it's the husband getting NTR.

but then it's the student and the husband getting into yard because we find the ugly bastard. But then the husband finds a yandere who drugs him. And so the husband starts having sex with the yandere. So it's the teacher getting into yard. - Hold up, hold up. He is very much not doing it voluntarily. She drugged him, ties him up. And then she makes him watch a video of her husband

being destroyed by a dude. And then he's just like drugged out of his mind being taken advantage of. - Yeah, that is gross. - They included this weird B plot, which I didn't understand, which is like while the husband is getting NTI by this Yandere and they played the video of the wife explaining like the reason why she's willingly getting NTI is because like the husband is in like a bunch of debt or whatever. And then it turns out the ugly bastard is like some kind of Yandere.

- He's like a pin? - Involved in some kind of like people like- - But he's a janitor? - Yakuza- - What was he doing? - When he shows up with the cigar and the gold teeth, I'm like, "What?" Like, where the fuck did this come from? - Why are you doing a janitorial job? - It felt like for some reason, the first one was wildly popular in Japan. And then they were like, "Bro, we need a sequel." He's like, "Bro, that was not supposed to be-

And then they're like, all right, well, let's make something. And then they made this shit. Honestly, this was like, this was terrible. It was bad. Like, I cannot recommend to not watch this enough. This is so gross. So vile. I mean, we can all like, like just, just all.

- It's just awful. - We can all agree, it's the ugliest bastard we've all seen. - It is the ugliest bastard. - Okay, then I've done my job. - There is the reason why this guy has become a meme everywhere. If when you search the term ugly bastard, his face will show up because I would like to see if we can find an uglier bastard than this because- - I think after that, you're just in like, like Isekai goblin territory. - I had this weird memory where,

I actually realized I watched this, the second one, only the second episode. I'd watched it before. - Only the second episode, okay. Maybe you watched the first and you just like, it was like trauma and you just blanked it from your memory. - I definitely haven't. 'Cause I remember I'd watched the second episode thinking it was like the first episode or something and I was really confused. And I think it put me off hentai for like,

- Like three months. - Yeah, I don't blame you bro. - I think I didn't watch it 'cause I was like, when they got to the twist of like, he'd been this John Darabin doing the thing to him for so long that he just now is not even the sane of mind and he thinks this woman who is doing the thing to him is his wife and it was just like, what is this? - Yeah. - It made me feel like, oh yeah, the NSA is watching me and they're gonna judge me for this.

- What pisses me off about this, right? What pisses me off especially about this is that it looks really fucking good. Like they, this is like for some reason, for some reason, Queen Bee didn't pick this show up. - Yeah. - It wasn't Queen Bee that picked this up. - I think the scariest thing about the show is knowing it was like successful and it was popular. That's concerning. - Dude, I watched this shit in 1080p and I was just like, fuck.

Why did this 1080p version have to exist? - Why did they go so hard? - Why did they have to? They could have kept it at 720 or 480, like all these other great series. But no, this one, we needed to see in ultra HD. - It's just like, there are some things you watch, some hentai you watch that really make you think like, man, they're really okay with showing this, but we can't show a dick.

Like we can show this, but you can't show an uncensored penis? - Yeah. - That's where you draw the line? But this is all fair game, all good. - So I was just looking at my notes and that reminded me of just like, there is, so you guys obviously skipped the ugly bastard sexy. - No, I mean, I scrubbed with the mouse thing and stopped any dialogue.

- No, I sat through it and I think I know exactly what you're about to say. - What was disgusting is aside from the whole fucking head Titan thing, they gave him so much detail, so much. There is this one closeup shot that is like, I think I'm going to have to go to like talk therapy for this because this is one closeup shot of his nipple and it is in

so much disgusting detail. - Dude, there's like warts on that shit. And like, I even noticed there's like one tiny nipple hair on it. And I'm like, bro, you did not, you could have just erased that line. - I'm concerned about who this appeals to. I'm concerned about who saw this and thought, finally a show for me.

Like that's concerning. - Because clearly it must have been. - Clearly. - Yeah, it's just like some animator made the conscious decision to be like, we can make this worse. We can put more detail on this. - I'm just imagining the animator, just hearing it from the producer being like, you want me to draw what?

- I have to draw this and color it in an anime? - Yeah. - You know how like people are like, man, I don't get how people couldn't want to have sex sometimes. I'm like, well, shit, after watching this, I don't ever want to have sex ever again. - Yeah. - Yeah. - There's one thing that did make me laugh though at the end where it was this, at the end of episode one, where it was the Yandere, right? That the husband was talking to. - Yeah. - But it was the husband and the Yandere at a bar.

And the husband was like, "I think my wife's like cheating on me. I think she's having an affair." And the girl just goes, "Ah, cheer up, have a drink." And that just made me laugh. - That's very Japanese. - Shogunai. - Shogunai. - Drink literally shogunai. - Yeah, drink your sorrows away, bro. Don't worry about it. - It's like, just don't be sad. - It's just simple.

- Just get over it. - It was that image of like tap and like the scissors. - The scissors trying to cut it. - Yeah, the scissors trying to cut it. It's just like, just don't be sad. It's easy. - Just go outside.

- So yeah, this, I don't recommend you watch this anime. In fact, I recommend that someone invents a time machine and goes back in time and prevents this anime from ever being made. - I wish I still lived in an ignorant world or full of bliss where- - I wish I didn't know you guys.

I wouldn't fucking have watched it if I'd never met you guys. Like ever. Like I would never have watched this, ever. - I wanna go back in time where I'm like, I can just look at the image of the ugly boss and be like, funny image. - Yeah. - Without knowing the context behind it. - Yeah. - God damn it. Well, we thought, I thought it couldn't get worse, but then it did get worse with,

- Your next recommendation Connor. - Okay, I wanna preface. This is not a, don't say recommendation. It's not a recommendation, right?

- I'm really going into this one. I'm not ready. - This show, I never felt more betrayed by a show in my life. - Yeah. - Straight up. - So what was your category, Connor? - It was "Name a MILF hentai you didn't like." - Yes. - And what was the name of this one again? I forgot. - It was "Sleepless," Midsummer something. - Midsummer night. - Okay, so I, okay, first of all- - That's what it made me after watching this one. - Yeah, I'm definitely sleepless after this one. - I'm gonna be real, I watched this one.

most times I watch, I don't have subtitles. - Right. - Yeah. - So a lot of the times I'm missing out on the fine details. I hear a lot, but then this one I went back to rewatch 'cause I was really confused why it went the direction it did. - What the story is? - Yeah, yeah. But so here was my understanding of the story before I kind of got to episode two. And this is why I was excited for it 'cause I was hyped. So it opens with a kid getting attacked. It's all burned in my memory by the way. - Yeah. - 'Cause I can't remember.

- It opens up with a kid getting in the taxi and he's like, you know, he's in like the middle of nowhere, kind of in Japan. He goes to the cab driver, he's like, "All right, take me to this manor." And he's like, "Bro." - The MILF manor. - The MILF manor. - It is literally a fucking MILF manor. - I'm like, he's like, "Bro, you sure you want to go to the MILF manor? A lot of the people don't come out when they go there." He's like, "Bro, take me to the MILF manor." Henceforth, go.

- What other words? - Chop chop. - Chop chop. Faster. So then he gets to the mansion and it's pretty high. It's pretty fucking high. - The first episode,

- Oh, it's great. So it's like the first episode you meet this maid. She's great. Really attractive. They go in the onsen together, get a little frisky. It was great. I love it when hentai, when they don't do sex right away. I love it when they have an interaction and it doesn't lead to sex. I'm like classy. - It's like a little tease. - You made me stick around.

- I'm looking forward to it. - I will say one thing I've really, really liked about this hentai like initially is that it has a very, very different art style that doesn't look like every other copy and pasted art style. 'Cause I feel like a lot of hentai right now has gotten so homogenous, right? In terms of their character designs. You know, everyone looks like the same copy paste. Everyone has like a fucking buffer on their skin to make it.

extra shiny. - All the characters are unique in this. - Yeah, this one looks really unique. It had a really unique art style. - I feel like it was like a nice mix of like kind of the '90s hentai style with like a modern style, right? Like mixed in. - Every character in this mansion was just like a 10 out of 10.

- Dude, great. - Right? - Yeah, I mean like the first one, my favorite was "The Maid." And we had a scene right away with "The Maid" and I was like, yes. And I loved it 'cause she was kind of like, "I mean, I guess if I have to." It's like indifferent. And I always think that's, I don't know why I liked that, but I'm like, it's kind of hot. And it was fun and they didn't, and she's like, "No, I'm not gonna have sex with you." And I was like,

- Nice, nice. Don't give it to him. He doesn't deserve it. He doesn't deserve it. - Make him work for it. - And then after the maid, they find one of the other MILFs in the- - Who seems like- - It's the mom, right? - Yeah, who seems like the mom, which I was like, yes, yes, yes.

- Here's where it is. - Real shit. - Here's where it goes. - We got the entree and now we have the main dish. - And so yeah, so it turns out that in this mouth manner that they're, they like to get a little frisky. They like to collect, I guess, shimen? - Well, we'll get to that because like I was very, very much enjoying the first episode. But in the scene with the mom, I was just like- - Something made you feel uneasy.

- It made me feel uneasy. And I was just like, I've seen a lot of blow job scenes before in anime, but why does she keep like sucking his dick? Kind of like a straw. That's weird. That's weird. And I was like, maybe it's like a, maybe it's just a- - Maybe it's a fetish. - Yeah, maybe it's a fetish. - The thing that made me a little uneasy was that they have this spray, which is Viagra spray. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It just immediately makes your PP recover after doing it. And I was like, oh. Well, I'm sure they just like having sex a lot.

- Yeah. - And that was great because we got plenty of scenes and the mom was great. Mom was super, I loved her just in general. I wish she was real in general. It was great. It was a good scene. Dude, you cannot believe how hyped I was for episode two. And I, 'cause I watched this when it came out.

Literally like day zero, I was there. - Your patience zero. - I was refreshing. - Connor was at the midnight screening, waiting in line. - I was at the midnight screening with the other comments, right? We were all high, we were like, we were all shaking hands in our suits, like great, another successful MILF one. It's been months since we've had a good MILF and literally it had been, it had been, and I cannot preface this enough, 2022 had literally no good MILF hentai at all. There was like one or two tops that were like,

And this finally felt like we were getting one. We were getting this, the goaded MILF experience. - This is what we've been waiting for. - Yeah, I was like, "Yes!" It was like MILF, MILF Manor IRL, get that shit out of here. We finally got a real one. And then I waited after three months, episode two finally came out. You can imagine how excited I was. You can imagine, boy, you can imagine how excited I was.

And then when I saw what happened, when I saw what they did, I couldn't believe I felt so disgusted.

- Not only did it not live up to my expectations like Masterpiece 3, which is already, we can get into that later. But it was like, they took a 180. I'm so disgusted by the direction it went. - It turned from MILF Manor to just some of the most like- - It was sore. - It was sore. - I would say it was closer to hostile because unfortunately there was no way this guy was gonna came out. - We watched Euphoria, I'm not gonna lie. I think this one was even grosser for me.

- You know what? I kind of agree. - It's definitely on that same level. - This one hurt more 'cause I was also invested. I was there. This is like if I was a Mario Kart fan and I found out that, I don't know, Mario kills everyone after the race. - Dude, I've never been click baited by Hyundai so hard. - No. - When I explained this to you guys, 'cause I warned them, I was like, "Dude, it gets gross." - And I was like, "Eh."

- It's Connor. - I've seen Euphoria. - It can't get that bad. And then I remember I've never had like an instant recoil. - Maybe you should walk through it in the most YouTube safe way you can. - To set the scene, to set the scene, I'm gonna explain this like a doctor.

to set the scene, how episode one ends on a cliffhanger. And it's great because he's done the maid, he's done the milf, and then now he gets to do the daughter. Okay, and now it's like a cliffhanger. It's like, ooh, how's the daughter gonna be? She seems like she has a little bit of an attitude. - A little tsundere. - A little bit of a tsundere, okay. - I was okay with not really exploring her 'cause I already got my fill. My two favorites, we got it.

And then, so you load up episode two, you're like, "Okay, let's see where this goes." And then starts off pretty okay. She sprays some more spray on his dick. - And she's talking him a bit weird. - Talks to him a little bit weird. You're like, "Something seems a bit off, but I'm sure it's just normal. I think the family is just weird." And then she brings out this contraption. - Bro, this is death dude, I'm scarred.

- She brings out this contraption and- - No, she says,

"I wanna drink some tapioca milk tea." That's what she says. - Oh yes, I had forgotten about that. - She's like, "I'm thirsty." - She is thirsty and she wants to drink some milk tea. So she brings out this contraption, which is a syringe with some tapioca in it and some liquid in it with a long tube and then proceeds to shove the tube up the guy's you know what, and I'm not talking about his ass.

- I believe the scientific term for it is called sounding. I think that's the term for it. If you know what that means, you know what that means. - So it is, it says urethra. - And then she injects the boba in there. - And then she proceeds to inject the boba and the liquid into this and

- Yeah, that is when- - When you see all the details of it going in and just- - And then she drinks it afterwards by making a nut with boba, I guess, in. - Yeah. - And the dialogue is just like- - It's awful. - It is- - Cringe-inducing. Like after he like gets it out of his system,

she's like, "I want a little fresh milk with this one." - Yes. - And then he proceeds to climax into the glass and she's just casually sipping on this thing. And I'm like, "Bro, what is wrong with you?" - I'll admit, right? I'm not gonna say I like it just in case you worry about that. I was like, "Maybe, maybe that's just the one gross thing that happened. I'm gonna skip past this."

And it just got worse. - And then when the maid comes in? - Oh, I don't even think. Let's say the maid comes in, there is a banana, which the maid is forced to put somewhere. And then let's say, maybe had a bit of Taco Bell the night before. And then that comes out.

- And then- - Kai's just sitting there just like- - Oh wait, no, no, no, wait, I'm missing out on a very important detail. The banana goes in a place and then the dude has to help push the banana in with- - With his peepee. - With his banana. - With his peepee. Okay, okay, for what? Okay, I was grasping onto anything that I could-

for like me to take my mind off the situation. And thankfully, like I was like, this is, there is no way this banana is keeping its shape. This dude shoves this banana in with his peepee and it perfectly maintains its shape during everything.

- I'm like, "Yo, that banana ain't right." - Obviously, right? After you've had a tapioca drink, you need a banana sundae to wash it down. - A banana chocolate sundae. - And so that's what comes out.

they eat it and then you're like, oh my God. And then somehow you're like, well, that's at least the worst is over. No, it doesn't get worse. It certainly gets worse. 'Cause then the next thing they just straight up just go to an operating table. - Oh yeah, so there's a secret room in this manor that in episode one, it's behind this white door and the maid says to the guy, whatever you do, don't enter through this white door. It's a secret room. But obviously when that gets pushed down your throat,

you get a little curious. And so one night he wakes up after he's force fed this banana chocolate smoothie. He wakes up and he, in a stupor, he goes, "Oh, I'm gonna go check out this room." And goes down into a fucking sus ass basement. And there's just like test tubes

- Yeah, there are disembembered penises and tits just floating about. I don't know. Like this is a very weird subplot. - It's like I was on board and I don't know who the second episode's for.

- Psychopaths, clearly. - I think it was to fuck over people like me. I think they wanted to fuck and ruin me. - They were definitely just trolling. - I think they wanted to troll people like me. - Yeah, I said the last hentai I think was made to limit test erections. I think the person that made this just has a vendetta against erections. - Yeah, I think they wanted, if anyone nodded to this, I genuinely am concerned.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. It's 'cause like the thing that makes this so bad is just how much detail they put into these scenes. Like I remember that first scene with the tube, I could feel the entire male population in touch. Just like, I like collectively grabbed their crotch area and go,

- And I remember as well, like when she's like, when she's putting it in, she goes, "Don't squirm or I might make a hole somewhere else." And I'm like, "Ah!" - Yeah. - My pee-pee. - I'm pretty sure when like Yoda said he feels a disturbance in the force, this like, they were animating this scene, you know? - This made me think like, how are we allowed to show that? But we're not allowed to show a dick. Like, are you pushing it again? Like, what is this?

- The standards bro, the double standards. - I could not explain how angry I was and how ashamed I was that I- - And then the final scene, right? Where he- - I turned it off by this point. - Oh, okay. So I sat through it to the end because I was like, how could this get any worse? - I did kind of laugh at the final scene. Go for it. - Yeah, I mean, I laughed at the final scene. So basically what happens is he gets knocked, so he sneaks into the test tube room, right? And he's like, "Oh God, I gotta get the fuck out of here."

As he's about to escape from the room, a mysterious shadow like comes in, knocks him out. He wakes up on the operating table and he's fully naked and he is inside the mom. And he's like, "Wait, something feels strange about this." And she goes, "Yeah, don't worry about it. We replaced your pee-pee with a much better pee-pee." The much better pee-pee is what I can only describe

- Oh wait, I remember this. - As a extremely flaccid, 15 feet long, tentacle looking motherfucker that just like slithers out. - I remember saying, was it like a completely different color as well? - It was a completely different color.

And it's a comically large black car. - I think my mind was broken at this point because I just full on started burst out laughing. - I thought, I didn't read it as that. I thought it was like a decrepit dick that had like,

- Bro, it was so soft. I'm like, how did that thing stay in? - It is so comically large. It is basically like a horse cock. They gave him a black horse cock. It's bigger than a horse cock, man. This thing slithers out like a snake. And he's just like, what have you done to my cock? And we were like, we've...

- We've turned it into a pacifier. - We've improved it. We've built it stronger, better. - You know when people have those arguments, they're like, man, we shouldn't change things in anime 'cause we shouldn't censor it 'cause it's part of the culture. I'm like, shit like this is like absolutely not, 100% we should censor this stuff. What are you talking about? This shit is fucked.

- And then as well, the final, final scene is like the maid and the mom or the daughter, I don't know. At this point, all three of the ladies are just in cahoots. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And of course they have to insert a straw

into the end of his pee pee again. And just being like, just like they're sharing a fucking like cocktail on the beach. - A very long straw. - A very long straw. - Considering how massive this horse penis is. - They got one of the crazy straws, dude. - I couldn't believe that they made this.

- How do you get someone to sit through and animate that? Like these animators are chaps. - I wanted to be in the boardroom when this was pitched. - I just can't believe it. Episode one, I bet everyone was on board. They're like, "A resounding success, gentlemen. We've done it again." And then this one was just like, "What?" - And then the director went on a fucking coke binge. He just came back and he was like, "I've got an idea!" - There's no way they made this and people did not need to go to therapy after it. I refuse to believe you could animate this and not have consequences. - Oh yeah.

This is the first time where I'm like, oh, this is what NSFL is. Like this is not safe for life. - This is not safe for life. And it's just the thing that shocks me is at least with other like messed up hentai that I've seen, at least with other shows, you get that tone from episode one. No, this was- - Yeah, I was debating.

I don't read the tags when I watch anime. - Yeah. - I just click on it and scroll through. - Right. - Yeah. - And yeah, so I was great. Man, I can't get over how depraved I was. - Yeah. - Oh yeah.

I felt backstabbed. - Man, you know, like sometimes when I watch like those Netflix documentaries about people getting like betrayed or screwed over by someone, I'm like, man, I've never felt that way. But this way made me feel that way. - Yeah, because like when you recommended this to me and I saw that it was in the- - Recommend is not the word. - Well, when you suggested this show to me. - I wanna put this right out there, I do not recommend. - When you suggested to me with the pretense of this is a milf hentai that Connor Dern like, right? And I watched episode one and I was like, wow, his standards have gone up.

I'm like, he didn't like this one? Like what the fuck? And then episode two kicked in. I'm like, ah, now I understand. - I felt bad that I didn't make you guys watch that. - Yeah, thanks for that bro. - It was a horrible day to have eyes. - It was nice 'cause I felt like I got to share a trauma at least with my friends. So that's nice.

- We can all go to therapy together now. - We all understand the pain and the suffering. - Unfortunately, I don't think we can go to an onsen again because I think my dick has now inverted back into my body. - Oh, it definitely did. - It does not wanna come out. - I lost a centimeter. - Absolutely. - Castity belt is on now.

I don't want to ever. - Hello, I'm a good, we are good Christian boys now. We do not watch Hentai. - She's like, man, we didn't have a single good Melf Hentai last year. Like no banger. - And then that's what you got. - And that's all we got. Episode one was the best we got. - And then it ends with another,

unsuspecting kids being like, take me to the MILF, like take me to the MILF house. I wanna go to the MILF house. And now we know if someone asks you to take you to the MILF house, no matter how good that sounds, you say no. - Yeah, that's why I'm not watching MILF Manor. I just, I'm distraught at any minute of MILF. - Who knows what they're doing behind the scenes. - I don't wanna know what they do on episode eight.

- Holy shit. - But I just, is there anything else we want to say or can we like- - Don't watch it, don't. - Can we wipe this from America? - Yeah, I wanna get rid of this one. - Yeah, first time where I'm jealous of men in black where I can just fucking pew. - This is what I want right now. - Yeah. - Yes.

- I suppose I should go on to the hentai that I recommended, which is a little bit of a curve ball because I got the category name something that's awoke something in you. So I took that as a hentai that has a pretty like something I wouldn't usually watch, but then I watched it and I was like, I don't know.

- So do you wanna explain the basic premise of the show? - Yeah, I'm trying to get the name again. - I think it's called Saku, what the fuck is it? - Saku Seibyoto. - Saku Seibyoto. - Oh, Byoto, yeah. - Yeah. - So. - Which means semen collection hospital.

- What is the word for semen again? - Se. - Oh, okay. - Saku is collect. - Oh my God. - Se is semen and byoto is a hospital building. - Jesus Christ. - Wow, you learn something new every day. Okay, that's cool. - Another word to not remember.

- Yeah, so I'd say this is a simple, pretty easy premise. You have a guy who has this weird ass medical condition. It's this weird ass medical condition. They didn't really- - This is the average Twitter user. - The average Twitter user. So like,

- You know in speed, people have seen speed where there's this bus, right? But if this bus goes below 50 miles an hour, the bus will explode. So imagine that with a guy's dick, okay? - He doesn't jerk off every three hours or something? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - His balls literally explode. - So I don't know why, I don't know if this probably is not, I really hope this isn't a real medical

- No, of course it is not, Garnt. Of course it is not real. - But yeah, this guy has a medical condition where if he doesn't ejaculate every three or so hours, then his nuts will explode. Just literally just.

And I assume like the hospital will explode with him. I don't know. I don't know if the severity of the explosion. - I assume he just dies. - Yeah. - Yeah. - He'll probably just die. - And you might be thinking to yourself, well, that's an easy solution. He can just jack off every three hours. No, no, they figured out that plot hole by breaking both of his hands. - Yeah. - He's in this hospital and he just has no hands. - Yeah. He has nuts that are about to explode and two broken casted hands so he can't do anything.

- Yeah, and the closer he gets to the three hours, the more searing pain his nuts are in. So it's kind of like a ticking time bomb. - It's serious. - He's so whiny the whole time. - Yeah. - He was a bitch the whole time. - He was a little bitch. - Yeah. - Yeah, but so the main premise of this is of course he has to get the nurses to take care of this condition for him. - Sure. - And we've seen some variations of this hentai before.

You have like a nurse whose job it is to take care of a medical condition and then, ooh, they get a little frisky. The nurse starts liking him maybe, but no, this one, the nurse hates the job. She hates him. And you think, okay, maybe in the end, maybe then she starts enjoying it. She starts like turning around. Maybe like she sees a side of the guy that she starts like, no, she hates him from beginning to end. And she's not afraid

to say how disgusting this fucking boy is. And I was just like, I got it. I saw this and I remember watching this, I was waiting for the turn. I was waiting for like the emotional turn that we've seen with the girl. And it's like, it just never happens. - So this main girl just has to basically make him

"Poor nurse, you're not getting paid nearly enough." I used to make him ejaculate. - Yeah, so again, this was another one where I was initially confused, right? And I'm still a bit confused where- - I watched all three episodes, by the way. - Oh, really? - I only really liked the first one. - Yeah. - Yeah, 'cause I watched the first episode and I was waiting for the turn and I was like, "Oh, this is the thing that made something awoke in Garnt?" And all I thought at the end of episode one was, "Are you okay, Garnt?"

- No, no, no, no, no, no. I kind of get it. - I don't get it at all. - I get it. - Really? - I'm gonna speak for Garne here. I don't know what it is. - Your honor. - I don't know if Garne has this too. There is something kind of attractive about how she doesn't want to do it. - Yeah. - Really? - I don't know why. It's the disgust at which she,

is kind of attractive. I don't know why. - I don't get it. - Thank you. I was afraid I was gonna get clowned up, but like something about just the disgust and not having the turn, I was like, I don't know why. - And again, in real life, I would absolutely despise this. 'Cause in real life, it's gross. I think it's vile. 'Cause like, if they don't like me, I'm not into it in real life. But in the show, the way it's portrayed, I can understand.

Again, I wouldn't jack off to it, but I understand that you would find that attractive. - Oh, I am the complete opposite of that. Like I watched this and I'm like, wow, this, what a bitch.

- I thought the guy was a bitch. And I'm like, everyone in this show is a bitch. - You didn't watch episode two or three, did you? - No. - Okay. - She was actually the nicest one. - She was the nicest one. - I remember because at the end of episode one, when she leaves, she's like, you know, I'm actually one of the few nurses that's quite tolerable. And I'm like, it gets worse. - Oh, it gets worse. - Dude, so it like opens up, right? And she's like, oh fine. So she's like jacks him off and it's like, okay, cool. Scene ends.

And he's like, "Oh, I need to pee. I can't pee." And it's so pathetic. - It's so pathetic. - And then he's like, "I'm done peeing." And she goes to the toilet and holds his pee pee up. They're helping him pee. And he's like, "But I wanna come to you." - I wanna not. - And she's like, "Oh my God."

- Fine. - She's like, you're disgusting. You're disgusting. He does whatever. He goes like fucking everywhere. And then later on for some reason, I don't know why it kind of escalates. And then she is willing to do it with her mouth. I don't know why. - No, no. It's because he's like, I've jacked off so much in my life that I need something strong. - Yeah. I need more sensation. I need a level up. And she's just like, fuck this.

- And he's literally beggars cannot be choosers, bro. You do not get to decide. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Just like, there's like a kind of like doujin series, which is like, that this really, really reminds me of. - Is it the panties one? - Yeah, like I can't remember the full name, but it's just like, I make a disgusted face while I show you my panties or something like that. And normally it's just like a series of images, but this,

This is the only hentai I've seen that has perfectly captured the energy of this one doujin series where- - It became an anime, right? - Yeah, it did become an anime. And the whole premise of this anime is that for some reason, the girls have to show, it's actually like a POV here.

It's a POV anime. So it's done so it's almost like you are talking to this girl and you were trying to convince this girl to show her panties to you, right? And then the premise is you convince her to do it, she shows it and she just disgusts at you this entire time. - Yeah, and she hates him. - Yeah, and I feel like this, for some reason, this hentai, this one episode, the entire episode is just,

I feel like it must be based on this "Dogen" series. - I thought for a split second, 'cause I also thought up of that show as well, 'cause it definitely gave off the same vibes. And I'm like, is there a possibility that it's done by the same author? - Yeah. - And I looked it up and it wasn't, but I was like, it must've been like...

I guess this is like a genre that I never knew about and that people are into and I'm like, all right. - It was also insanely well animated. - It was, it was. - Like there's a scene- - I'll give it that. - There's a scene where they do it and then she like cleans herself out and it's insanely well animated for some reason. I don't know why, but also there's a scene in this that happens about halfway through where the nurse is kind of talking shit about having to do this and he's outside listening. And then he walks in and he's like, "Hey,

"Why are you saying bad things about me? "You don't like doing it?" And she's like, "I literally have told you "every single time I fucking hate you." And it's like,

what do you want from her? She is a nurse who has to jack you off. - I remember the exact thing he said. He was like, I don't feel good because you don't feel good about doing this. And I'm like, fuck you dude. - Dude, this is your affliction. She is not getting paid enough to do this. She just does not want to do this.

I imagine she's a medical professional who now has to apparently become a pseudo prostitute because your dick don't work. - Yeah, I think that's why, I think that's kind of why this works. I feel like this would have worked less if she was just like a bitch to someone. - Yeah, it would have been just annoying. - Yeah, if she was just a bitch to someone who was just not doing anything wrong. But I was like looking at this guy, seeing this fucking beta being like,

"This isn't enough, can you like give me more?" - Yeah, it's like, "Bro, what are you doing?" - Yeah, and it's like, "Bro, come on." And like her just being like, "I hate you, you are disgusting, you are a pathetic worm." And I'm just like, I don't know. - I don't disagree. - Yeah, this is- - No, no, I don't disagree. - I'll give it that, I'll give it that. Like, because the guy was such a bitch boy, like I felt for him.

for the girl and it made it be like, yeah girl, fucking don't take shit from this guy. - Maybe I should empathize more with the guy with a three hour dick limit and broken hands. - No, no, no. - He can take what he's given like, oh man, my dick's not sensitive enough to come with you like jacking me off. But I'm like, bro, come on, come on. - I'm hungry and you get food and they're like, actually, could I have a cramp?

It's like, what did you want? Did you want me to go to the milf manor and get the spray? - Exactly, right? - Yeah, no, but I think like, I get that. I completely get like, you know, because of the fact that the guy was such a little bitch, right? Where it's like, okay, yeah, this girl has every right to be mean as fuck to the guy. - That was hot. - Yeah. - But like, hot take, I like my hentai where the women like it.

- Okay, okay, okay. Here's the thing, here's the thing. Okay, here's the thing. I agree with you. - I normally agree. - I normally agree. Because, you know, normally if the girl doesn't like it, then it's fucking NTR or something, right? It's just like the complete opposite. - Of course, of course. - I feel this was closer to just emotionless sex, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. This, I normally-

- I guess because like even emotionless sex, like it's not as, because there wasn't emotion. It's not quite, in fact, there was a lot of emotion in this. It's just the complete opposite of emotion of what I am into. - It was disgust. - It was disgust. - It was disgust. - Yeah, which I don't really like in any context personally. - Yeah, no, I get that. I was surprised that I found it hard

because I was just like, I ain't really like into that kind of stuff in real life. - No, me too, I hate that shit. - Yeah, yeah. I was like, it's like, to me, I'm like, I wanna stay away from that stuff. I want a girl to be like in it with me. I wanna stay have a good time together. Which is why I chose this hentai for this one category 'cause it's the only hentai I've seen that is,

fully committed, fully, fully committed to just the girl being disgusted. - Okay, and so episode two and three, it follows the same guy? - Yeah, it follows the same guy. It's a little bitch baby, but like the girls just get progressively more sadistic. - Yeah. - How does it get more sadistic?

- Can you even give me a clip for this version? - I guess one of the first things is that, you know, they obviously, for some reason she gets transferred and I was curious to see how it get worse. So that's why I can't do watching. And there's a girl who's clearly like a bit evil. She's laughing at him, calling him like a loser and shit. And then she,

and then she takes a video of her doing it. And she's like, "Oh, if you don't start appreciating it, I'm gonna post this everywhere." - Oh shit. - And so in six hours, you better start groveling to me. And he's like, "What do you want? Why?" - I just say like Morty's voice every time I get it. I go, "Oh, Rick, please don't, oh, Rick, please don't post it." - And then so she comes back

And he's like, oh, I know. I don't think I appreciate it. I just need to come. And then she's like, all right, fine. So she jacks him off and then puts the excrement in his food and then starts feeding it to him. But then he doesn't want to eat it. And then she's like, all right, well, if you eat me, you can eat the food.

And so she starts pouring it. It's gross. It's so nasty. - Yeah, I'm good dog. - And then it kind of gets worse. And there's one point that really made me laugh. It was, he kept going like, "I want the old nurse bag. I want a bag. She was cool. I feel so dumb." And she's like, "Oh, you want a bag? Oh, you want a bag? Fine." And then he takes him to her locker and she makes him, she's like jacking him off. And she's like, "You better not all over her clothes."

I don't know why. He fucking, like a fucking turret, like a machine gun. She's like, like a, and she's like getting over her clothes. Reload. Yeah, and then the nurse comes up. She's like,

"Bro, what the fuck?" And then he's like, "Ha ha." And then she starts jacking him off on her. She's like, "Bro, what the fuck?" - Collateral damage. - And it's just like, what the fuck is this? It's so fucking dumb. But it keeps getting more sadistic and then she... - And then the third nurse goes into electroshock therapy. And it goes down that route. So it just gets...

- It gets closer and closer just like pure torture. - Just torture. - She puts a flashlight on a power drill and then just turns it and then turns it on and it's just like a cotton candy machine of nut. It's just going, you know how cotton candy comes out? Imagine that bit of a flashlight just going everywhere.

- It's like a band's moist critical contraption. - It's so fucked. - Charlie is like, nah, this has gone too far even for me, man. Get that out of here. - Jesus Christ. - She's just like the most unhinged and it gets more and more like torture. - And the more episodes I watched, the more I was literally like,

Can we get the first nurse? - The first nurse. - She actually treated him kind of great. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Honestly, it was that first, like I said, I'm not really into this kind of stuff, but the first episode had that perfect balance. - You know why? 'Cause when she said, "I'm one of the good nurses," I believed it. When she said, "I didn't even see the other nurses," I was like, "You know what?

you know what, she has taken care of you. Maybe she didn't appreciate as much as she wanted, but I think she did a job. She didn't torture you. - I think she didn't do... - Honestly, above and beyond, honestly. - Honestly, she did. The fact that she...

- Like she did every request that he asked, even though he was a little bit of a fucking bitch baby. - Absolut herbivore. He's the herbivore that gets eaten by herbivores. Like, holy shit. And she put up with that shit and she just did her job. She was a professional from start to finish. Okay, did she verbalize her? - Was she a little harsh? - Yeah, did she verbalize her thoughts? Of course.

- Definitely underpaid. - Okay, maybe then episode one will awake me if I watch episode two and three. And I look back at it retrospectively and being like, you know what? - A retrospective boner. - Yeah, and I'm like, you know what?

- Yeah, that's all right. - And you know what? If there are any other anime that even like closely resemble how balanced this first episode is, kind of interested, 'cause I don't know. I'm like- - I thought it was really well done. - Yeah, I thought it was really well done. Piqued my interest and I'm like, I can't really think of any other hentai like this. - Japan is really good at doing that and then just fucking it all up right away. And then just ruining it.

- Yeah. - But yeah, that's that one. Definitely worth a watch. - Yeah. I think this was the- - That one episode. - Yeah. I think the first episode is worth a watch. Second and third episode, a little too sadistic for me. It loses that balance. - But another show that is definitely worth a watch for a complete opposite reaction is my final one, which was "Recommend a...

a dubbed hentai that's actually good. - Yes. - And man, it was so hard to just pick one. If I'm being honest. - There are a lot of good ones. - There's a lot of good ones. - A lot of them are fantastic for- - For the wrong reasons. - For the wrong reasons. - We're gonna end this on a good note. - Yeah, I could- - We have one more after this. - Oh, shit. - Yeah, but like, you know, I could have recommended like, you know, classic, going back to the classics, Bible Black dub, which is fucking hilarious. - Yeah. - But I think there's only one that it just crowns at the top. And it's a little series called

"Sextra Credit." And this dub is the ghost stories of hentai. Like this thing, this dub is absolutely incredible because of just how self-aware the script writers were. - Yeah. - And just how bad the show is. - So I guess the original premise is that there's a teacher and originally the high school,

was an old man and he left and was replaced with an old female student council president, whatever. So to look over the school and he's fucking pissed about this 'cause they don't like him. And so I guess the original plot, 'cause the dub kind of just changed the entire plot. - You've seen the original plot? - I was so confused by what I watched that I wanted to find out what it was actually, 'cause you could watching it, you can tell, oh, this isn't what it's supposed to be.

And so I went up, I went and researched what it was actually supposed to be. And I found out that because the original was so actually disgusting, it's so gross and it's so despicable. Like there's nothing redeeming about it. And they try and paint the main character as some kind of hero when all he's doing is R-Wording all the people and doing horrific shit. And it's like,

And so when they got to the dub, they were like, fuck no, we're not doing it like this. We're gonna remake it and make this guy a fucking loser and make fun of everything. - Everyone's a piece of shit. - 'Cause this is just fucking, this is gross. And if we're gonna dub it, we may as well at least make it all fucking stupid. It's so heinous. And so for some reason he wants to take revenge on all of them.

And so he slowly does that one by one by blackmailing all of them into doing things with him. And it slowly gets more sadistic as the show goes on. But in the dub, it's not that at all. - In fact, it is some of the funniest dialogue you'll ever see in any hand-to. - So you've probably seen on compilations like YouTube clips and honestly,

- Dude, watch that. Like I even watching the sex scenes in this did not, there was one or two more funny lines. But the whole show was so gross that I just, honestly, the YouTube thing, just leave it at that. That's funny. And it's funny for the wrong reasons. Like it's funny 'cause he just says stupid shit and you can tell it's obviously parodying the dumb shit in the show.

- Yeah, I mean the dialogue has definitely not aged well, let's just say that. - Okay, let's just say, I remember the first scene where the first scene is basically just this group of girls like just,

full on like insulting this guy, right? - Which I believe was, I think not what exactly happened in the original. - Yeah, yeah, I don't think so. But it's just these four or five girls insulting these guys. - I'm gonna pull up some of the quotes. - And the best way I can describe what they say is just,

- These girls learn English from a Call of Duty lobby. Okay, that's kind of what is said in here. - My favorite one is you have less spine than an earthworm. - You have less spine than a spina bifida victim. - Yes, spina bifida victim. I'm like, holy shit.

- Yeah, I would say a lot of language used in this show has definitely not aged well. - Yeah, this show came out in 2004. So it definitely uses some like Newgrounds comment section levels of language that cannot fly today. - It's a trip.

- And not a good one. Even the dub is still just awful. I actually know what I was curious when I watched it, I was like, man, there's gotta be some funny reviews of the show. And to my credit, there was on Amazon. - On Amazon? - On Amazon? - Someone's buying the DVD. - You could buy the DVD on Amazon.

- And there was some funny reviews if I recall correctly. Why is it trying to change my location? Oh yeah, it's Amazon US. Hold on, let me go in a incognito tab. Let me open up these reviews. - Right. - There was, here we go, here we go, here we go. And the headline of this is, "Properly describe your stock."

Two out of five stars. My main problem with this film that is improperly described is listed. You would think that this is a variation of "Haram Style." However, it is about as far from that as possible. This is a R/revenge fantasy title. And there was nothing to indicate that. If you were into that type of story, it works just fine. However, this would be vastly improved if it was indicated as such. I would not buy it again because I believe that the customer should know what they are getting, especially in the field of hentai.

- And there's some other stuff too. - You know what? Valid, valid argument. - My guy asked for like tags. My guy was like, "Yo, where are the tags?" - He was like, "Where's the source?" - Yeah, where's the source for this? - Someone also said, "Four stars, sweetheart."

- What? - Yeah. Another one said, "A decent animation." Another one said, "Exactly as described, five stars." - Okay. - Standard review section. Okay, okay. - Someone said, "He loves extra credit on DVD and he want more." Who is he?

- This is a guy from the UK as well. I don't know who this is. - If you start talking in third person, that's a red flag. - Yeah, but like, I just, I feel like this is like whoever got there,

whoever got their hands on a license for this one has just lived my dream. - This is what I wish I could have done. - Oh dude, I wish I could do this. - 'Cause you know 100%, if you watch this, some of the lines that are said, it is the script writers having as much fun as possible. They do not hold back with the jokes

'cause there isn't, if you actually jacked off to this, I'd be more impressed if you jacked off to this than some of the other anti-heroes today. - How are you gonna stop yourself from laughing? - It's like trying to jack off to an Adam Sandler film. It's like, it's impossible. Like you can't do it. You just be laughing the whole time. - There was one scene where, and also, man, were these teachers weird.

- Oh yeah. - There's this one scene where I guess the teacher is just having orgies with all the students. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - And then he films it and then that's what he uses to get her to do stuff with him. - Yeah. - And then there's another thing where,

I don't know what the vial is supposed to be in the Japanese one. He whips out a vial of red liquid and in the English dub, and he's gonna pour it on the girl's area of interest, let's say. And in the English dub, he refers to it as barbecue sauce with Tabasco.

And I think it's supposed to be something else in the Japanese one and I don't dare go to watch it 'cause I actually don't wanna find out what it's supposed to be. - What if you go to the Japanese one and he's just like, "Tabasco to barbecue sauce." - And he goes, "I put extra fucking Tabasco in this one." And then he says a line that,

I genuinely like broke me and he goes, "There's so much barbecue sauce inside of you." It was something like, "If you had a corn on a cob inside of you now, it'd be a complete barbecue." Or something like that. And it was just like, what the fuck is this dialogue? - That's brilliant. - Oh man. - That's so good. - Okay, so you've watched the sub of this, right? - No, I watched the dub. So I don't have subtitles. - Okay, okay.

- So you watched the raw. - So I went to go and read the premise of what it was. And I watched it two minutes and I was like, I'm done. This is so gross. - 'Cause one thing that I was confused about the plot of this, right? Is, you know, the first girl, the first girl that he finds and she's like,

and he, I guess, violates. She ends up just like doing a 180 and just immediately joining him. - Yeah, I didn't get that. - Yeah, yeah. And obviously the dub makes fun of this, right? Because it's fucking ridiculous. And why, like in the dub, they just goes, "Why did you sodomize me?" Or something like that. - It's so bad. - And then there's the scene of them like sitting on the bed and she's like hearing all of his frustrations. - Yeah.

- He says a line that just fucking killed me. He was just like, "Wow, you're really understanding for someone who just got R-word." - Like, oh my God. - It's just so... - Like without knowing the story, I think even as like the dub alone is still gross. The show is actually so vile in general that I think

even if just seeing the dub, it still doesn't do it justice. But then knowing the context as to why they changed all the lines makes me just think, did these dudes are giga chats? Like they just saw this terrible gross product and they were like,

I do not want to appeal to this fantasy. Let's just fuck it up and let's just make fun of all of this. - Yeah, I do not want anyone to get bonus for this. - Yeah, let's make fun of it. - Let's just make everyone laugh. - There's a reason why there's a hilarious compilation of all of the dumb- - Because out of context, it's insane. - Out of context, it is so like, what the fuck did he just say?

- There are like so many golden lines in this. I think another one, which is just like, this is what Andrew Tate sees in his mind eyes, in his mind's eye, which is, "I'm a man with a set of balls and I demand to be treated with respect." - That made me laugh so fucking much. - Shit.

It's a tagline of Alpha Condor. - It's probably one of the only ones I genuinely recommend you watching, if not just for like the YouTube compilation. - Don't watch the set, just watch the YouTube. - Just watch the YouTube compilation. - It's called, "This is the greatest hentai dub of all time." It's the greatest dub of all time. Out of context, it's funny, but in context, it's just sad. It's just shit. - It's a shit show that someone just went, "You know what? I'm actually going to make this somewhat enjoyable." And you know what? I think they did a pretty,

They salvaged like a car crash

going into a group of orphans on a plane that's crashing. - Yeah, and then at least we salvaged the steering wheel. - Yeah, it's like, all right, we managed to land the plane. - Yeah. - Which leads us now to the final show that I guess we force ourselves to watch. - "The Goat," if you will. - "The Goat," the classic. - I think the MILF manor was worse than this. - Okay. - I think so for me. This one hurt the most. - So,

- So "Euphoria" is one of the most like infamous anime that has, oh, I should say hentai that has been released. - It's a visual novel first. - Yeah, it was a visual novel first. I remember like watching this, like this was that one anime that everyone recommended to you if you were like on, in like,

back in like 2000, like the mid 2000s anime. - It started with Boku no Pico. And after that Craze died down, Craze died down. Everyone was like, all right, we got to find another one to troll the unexpected with. And then some genius was like, I saw, I found this show called Euphoria. - Yeah, still one of my favorite Twitter threads to this day.

is the first time that Sydney discovered euphoria. This was back before she did YouTube. This was back before she was the queen of degeneracy. I remember one day she was just, we were in Sydney's room and she was like, "Have you had this thing called euphoria?" And I was like, "Yeah."

- Why'd you say that? - Why'd you ask? And she was like, "People keep recommending it to me. "Why do people keep recommending it to me?" And I was like, "Oh, it looks, it's a pretty,

and it's a pretty infamous game as well. And she goes, "Oh, why is it infamous?" And I was like, "Don't worry about it, honey." And then she decides out of like curiosity, "Oh, just download the visual novel and play the visual novel." And I'm just like, "You should tweet your life thoughts on that, honey. Let's see what you think." - She played the visual novel.

- Yeah, she played the visual novel. - Isn't that shit like 30 hours long? - It's longer than that. - Yeah. - I've played it as well. - You've played it? - Yeah, I got curious, man. - Okay, I have a question. - Okay.

- Is this supposed to make sense from the anime alone? - No. - 'Cause I swear, bro, I tried and I don't know what was happening. - I've watched this so many times, more than I'm proud. - You've played it, right? Does the game make sense? - No. - Yeah. - No, it doesn't. - It's not supposed to make, I'm not dumb. Like it's not supposed to make sense. - I guess in the creator's minds, it's supposed to make sense. But like I played the visual novel, I've seen the hentai more times than I'm proud to say. And I'm just like,

I still don't get it. - Yeah. - I understood serial experiments lean better than I did euphoria. - So I managed to figure out in the second episode that I was kind of watching different endings? - Kind of, different routes. - It's different routes. - But it was like the abridged version of the routes and then the ending. - Kind of, yes. - It was weird 'cause it was like, I was like, man, I feel like we're just,

going through the motions. And it's also not clear what's happening a lot of the time. - So technically speaking, it's like the first four episodes are the different routes you can go on with like the different girls. And then episode five is the bad end. And episode six, which is the final episode is the true end. - I thought it was the other way around. - I thought it was the other way around. - I thought episode five was the better of the two. - I thought every episode had the good end for each girl. And sometimes the bad, I don't know.

- To be honest, I don't remember. - Yeah, so to explain the basic premise of this. - Yeah, I actually should do that. - Yeah, we should do that before we get into like theories. - We're gonna break it down today, guys. - And that's just a theory, a euphoria theory. Thanks for watching. - Thanks for jacking. - So it's...

very, very similar to, I guess, any kind of like death game or saw or that kind of premise, okay? It's hentai squid games. - No, it's hentai saw. - It's hentai saw, it is, it is. - But more deranged. - So yeah, so what happens is this guy wakes up in a completely white room with I think like four or six girls? - Five girls. - Five girls.

- Six originally. - Okay. - And then one of them refuses to participate. - Oh, that's right, yeah. - With six girls. And he basically has to get out of this room by performing various acts to a girl of his choosing. And obviously some of these acts can,

I was gonna say pretty vanilla stuff. Yeah, pretty like comparatively light stuff. Like, oh, just put on a sexy like BDSM outfits and go hard. And some like- - Just saw contraptions. - Some just saw contraptions like, oh, just be a human toilet. And I'm not going to explain what that is, but- - They really glossed over that in the fucking show. - That's episode two, baby. - Thankfully.

And if they don't do it, then they die. - Yeah, so they all have these collars, I guess. - A bit of mind control. - Yeah, which mind control and also, I guess, if I remember correctly, like if they don't do what the master, you know, the game master says, then like, I think they explode or they like cut your head off or something. It's something like that. Basically, yeah, they have this thing that's attached to their neck that they can't get rid of. So they're basically at the will of the game master.

- So before we get too deeply into this, how many episodes did you watch of "Euphoria?" - I sat down and actually watched fully one and six, but I skimmed through all of them. So like I sat there and I was like, "Okay, all right, all right, get it, get it, all right." So I kind of watched most of it. - I mean, you didn't watch episode five, which- - I did watch episode five and I was very confused.

- Yeah. - Okay, episode five is actually like, I watch, 'cause I actually ended up rewatching all of it because I watched episode one and I'm like, I need to refresh myself. I watched episode five and I was like,

- Has it just been a super long time since I watched this? Maybe I just need to watch the previous episodes for context. - No, it didn't help. - I ended up watching every episode. I was like, that didn't help at all. Like holy shit, episode five I think is the end of Ava for Hentai. Like this shit made no sense. This shit made no sense. - Yeah, and it was like in one episode certain characters were evil and good and the next episode they would swap and I was like,

why can we explain these things? And it was just bad. It was just shit. I don't even think it was like as gross as some other stuff. Like I think the maid mansion one was grosser for me. - It was, but I think the one thing that to this day, no matter how many times I watch it, that just pisses me off about "Euphoria" is that, God damn, it's so well animated. - Yeah. - Well, the first episode,

- And the second episode were okay. But they went off a cliff. - No, they were all well animated. - I thought it was worse animation at the end. - I thought it was pretty good. - It's pretty consistent. - Episode three, a damn good animation. I think here's the fucked up thing, right? Here's the fucked up thing.

Obviously the premise is fucked up and everything. - Of course. - Okay, there are some scenes that is just not safe for life. I will not touch for the 10 foot barge pole. The worst thing about "Euphoria" is that every so often they'll sprinkle in what I think is actually pretty good scene. - Like what? Give me an example, give me an example. - Like what? - Yeah, it's an example of a scene. - There is a scene at the end of like episode three, where it's like the main guy and the girl with like, you know,

- The emotionless girl, right? - Oh yes. - The westerner one. - The westerner one. - Yeah, and they just have like, I would say a pretty vanilla sex scene. - Is that the one in the bed, right? - With the bedroom. - With the bedroom. And I'm like, damn, she goes from being a- - No, it's not the western one, it's the other one. - It's the long haired girl. - Yeah, and then she gets like pregnant and shit.

- Yeah, yeah. - We'll get to that. We'll get to that. No, no, this was before I found out the plot twist of who this girl was. But let's say, I don't know. All I'm saying is- - Oh, I just realized who she was. - Yeah. - 'Cause I connected the dots to what they said in the last episode. - Yeah, she's the girl in episode three. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Wait, that's like, how many years apart is that then? - Okay. - That's just the theory. - Wait, so how many years are they trapped in this fucking sex game?

- Like 10 fucking years? - I don't think it's ever stated. - Yeah, it's never stated. - What I don't get is that like, this dude is the embodiment of like, there are two wolves inside of me.

and except both the wolves wanna do our word to people. - Yes. - This dude is literally Ken Kaneki if he was a hentai protagonist, you know? - It's like, it was so confusing all the time figuring out what was real and what wasn't. Because it would be like, this is real. No, this wasn't. This was real. No, this is what. - Yeah, they try to do like a millennium actress thing where it's just like, you don't know if it's real or not. - Yeah.

- It was so shit. It was shit. I don't even, they like, it was just boring. It was boring as well. - I actually thought there was- - I wouldn't say it's boring. - I wouldn't say it's boring. I thought there was some scenes I thought was pretty, okay. I really liked Nemu. I don't know why. - The first episode girl. - The first episode girl. - Yeah, but I mean, isn't she in all of them?

she's not the main focus of one. - Right, right, you liked her in the first episode. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's episode one and episode five, she's like the main, I guess. - Yeah. - Yeah, I remember the first time watching Euphoria, I'm like, man, she has a shit eating grin. And I was like, oh, oh, oh, okay. I was not prepared for that. - Yeah, when I saw that, I was like, God,

- Yeah, so episode five they do like, what I can only describe as human centipede. - Oh, this Euphoria did human centipede like years before human centipede became like a meme. - Yeah. - I definitely skipped over that. - Yeah. - 'Cause I remember, I think I saw a glimpse of it and I was like, nope. I'm gonna watch this. - Yeah, so like, I don't know why,

the story became so confusing. But the basic premise is in every episode, there's a different girl with a different, who I'm guessing they follow a different route. And sometimes you get a happy ending and sometimes you get a glimpse of the bad endings as well. But then they decide to put both in one episode.

And that was what was confusing to me. - Yeah, it's really fucking confusing. - Yeah. - All of it. - Yeah. - 'Cause then in episode six, they bring out this like,

- Cult? - Sex cult. That comes out of nowhere. - Yeah. - You're like actually above ground is where we have the cult and below ground is where you guys are. - Yeah. - See, I thought being a fate fan, I can keep track of convoluted timelines and I watch Euphoria and I'm like, oh, I know nothing. - Did this only get like popular because of the centipede thing?

- No, it got popular I think because it, because I think like when you look at just the surface of it, the art is really nice. The character designs are really nice. - Yeah. - The premise is like, I think when Euphoria came out, there was very few hentai that had a premise

as just openly as fucked up as that. - Right, right. - Okay, one thing I'll say, because a lot of the hentai we watched today for this episode, they were like 15 minutes long. And I was like, re-watching all of "Euphoria", I was like, "Goddamn, I miss when hentai were one, half an hour in length, and two, were like more than two episodes." - Yeah, re-watching all of "Euphoria" after all the other ones we watched was like watching the fucking "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. I was like, "Goddamn, this is long." - It was too long, it was way too long.

- Wait, I have three hours of this show? Jesus. - I wanted to end 10 minutes in. I was like, "God." - Still two and a half hours of this shit. - Why? Did you not even like the teacher at all? - The teacher was, you fucker, you knew I was gonna like the teacher. I thought the teacher was the most appealing to me, but you know, I just didn't, I didn't wanna, he didn't deserve it. - Well, I don't know, man. I don't know about that.

- What do you mean he didn't deserve it? - As in like, he didn't deserve any, able to do anything. He should have just died, like right away. Would have been a lot shorter. - It wouldn't have been a story at all. - Yeah, it would have been good. It would have been ended. Maybe he'd have been like, you know what? I respect these women, I'm not gonna do that. And then they all die and it's like, cool. Better than what happened. - So what I think was like the weirdest plot twist was actually in episode six where we go to the sex cults. 'Cause we had like the human centipede thing and obviously that's fucked up.

I don't know what they decided to put that in, but obviously like, I believe the human centipede was made as a concept because they were thinking about how best to punish like sexual predators or something like that. So the fact that someone in Japan made this to think that people would jack off to this, that disturbs me more. That disturbs me more. And then in episode six, we find out that one of the girls who he has been, one of the girls who he's been having sex with

the one in episode three. Turns out that she's the daughter of the leader of the sex cult who the main guy impregnated years ago. So essentially this girl is just his daughter. - Yeah. - This girl is just his daughter. - And now that I realized that literally just like five minutes ago, it's so nasty, that episode.

- And it's extra disturbing to think that episode three, which involves the daughter is probably the most wholesome episode in the entire series. - It is probably the most wholesome episode and the one where you get the most vanilla sex scene and you're just like, oh, wait, oh, oh no, oh God. - But then it also confused me when I found out about that plot and I was thinking back to episode three and like all the other previous episodes and I'm like,

- How old is this dude? - Yeah, it doesn't make any fucking sense. - He looks like- - It makes no sense. - He looks 15. - Yeah, it literally makes no sense chronologically. This is not possible. - Did he fuck her in a hyperbolic time chamber? That's the only explanation. - Maybe they're in a world where boys start puberty at age one.

I don't understand how this is possible. Like it doesn't make fucking sense and I'm glad it doesn't 'cause it's fucking stupid. - See what I was thinking, here's my- - I should have had paused it and stopped doing the math. I was like, it doesn't matter. - Here's my theory, okay? Here's my theory because there's this really weird, they do a fucking Marvel post credit scene in episode two, which is, I don't know why- - I didn't see this.

- Probably because you skipped it. They did this really weird thing at the end of episode two, where Nemu comes in dressed like a scientist and one of the girls in like a virtual reality, like got a VR headset. And it kind of frames the entire thing as like an experiment. So maybe all this thing is just happening in his mind. Maybe all this thing is a VR experiment. - Does that make it less fucked up or is it still fucked up?

- 'Cause they're still animated. - Okay, it's still fucked up because you know why? 'Cause like they give, they frame episode six, they frame the entire episode as a good ending. - Yeah, which is weird. - A wholesome ending. And do you know what the fucking good ending is? He has two children with his daughter. That is the good ending. That is the vanilla ending. That is the vanilla ending of "Euphoria."

And yeah, I don't know if that's vanilla, what the hell is the bad ending is what I wanna know. - It felt like a hentai plot written by a 4chan-er and it somehow just got approved. Like that's what it felt like. Like it felt like a...

- Just like a rookie, I don't know, maybe it's good. 'Cause when I was looking on YouTube, I was like, I need someone to explain this. Somebody had like a 45 minute video being like, why "Euphoria" is actually a masterpiece. - Yeah, like it wasn't- - And I was like, fuck off. - It wasn't, I didn't even count it as like the good ending. It's just the lesser bad ending. - Yeah. - Right. Or I guess the true ending, I don't know. - I'll say the episode that pissed me off the most, episode five, which you kind of skimmed through. - Yeah, well, I saw the ending of that and I was like, what? - Yeah, so episode five genuinely,

This is why it's the end of "Haver of Hensicles." This dude is literally Shinji. This dude is literally Shinji. So what happens is like in episode five, they reveal, I guess, who the main mastermind of the games are. And so she comes out, she reveals herself and she's like- - 'Cause they escaped. - Yeah, 'cause they- - Somehow one of the tiles is loose and there's an underground tunnel they get out and they get into a school. And then she reveals herself. - She reveals herself and she's like, "I'll give you the option."

you either kill me or kill Nemu, who's the main girl of that show, or all of the other girls die. And I'm gonna continue killing people until you choose to either kill me or kill that girl. And he's like, "I don't want to."

- And it's the childhood friend, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Of the main character. - It's the childhood friend. - It's the girl in episode two. - You could either kill a murderer or somebody who's not a murderer. - Yeah. - Hmm. - And it was literally just the fucking Shinji get in the robot moment of just like, "Just do it!"

- Fucking do it. - The choice is so obvious no matter who you ask. And he just happens to pick the worst choice. - He picks the worst choice of doing nothing. And then what happens is that she proceeds to take out his three of the other girls and she just decapitates them in front of him. And then he's still like, "No, I'm not gonna do it." - "I'm not gonna do it." - "You're still my childhood friend. We've been good friends. This is not the girl you are. I know you're better than- - I can fix you."

And then they proceed to do the human centipede thing. And then the worst part is he fucking ejaculates during the human centipede moment. That was a mister, that was a moment that I blacked out from my memory. - And then after that, the girl drugs the main guy and Nemu with some kind of like sex craze drug or something. And then at the end of it all, he just snaps her neck mid sex. And I'm like,

- Every option you have done this entire way has just gotten worse and worse and worse. - There was one scene I was confused by where like, I think she shot Nemu with an imaginary gun or something and she just dies. - Oh yeah. - Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The teacher. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She's trying to escape. She pulls out a gun, like a finger gun, they're like, "Ha ha." And then it cuts to another shot of her holding a gun. You're like, "Wait, what?"

- Yeah, yeah. - It's all a simulation. - That's why I was like, this is some virtual reality shit going on, man. I'm waiting for like, I was waiting for like that big plot twist drop and then it just never happened. - No, they gave us the plot twist drop, but they just didn't explain the twist. - Oh shit. - I think the reason why this got so popular is because back in the day, this was just at the time, one of the most messed up hentai that was available. And also really, one thing is that, you know,

- We are shitting on the story, but they actually had a, they put a lot of thought into this story. - They just didn't go in the right place. - It was shit, but- - The effort was there, the execution was not. - I remember the first, do you know my first experience with "Euphoria"? It wasn't even like, I didn't start with episode one. It was actually episode three. And I remember looking at the art styles like,

oh, this looks pretty good. All right, let's see what this is about. Clicks an episode of this video, which turns out to be episode three of "Euphoria." I got click baited by the fucking thumbnail. I was like, oh, okay, let's see what this is about. The first scene is a girl getting decapitated and I have never...

My penis has never gone flaccid so fast. Holy shit. - Dude, you just got lime wine. - Yeah, I did. I did. - It starts with, "I have not had sex with you in months."

And that was my very first experience with "Euphoria." - Oh, I'm so sorry. - So after that, I wasn't even in the mood anymore, but I needed to Google what the fuck this was. And that's how I discovered- - And still talked about to this day, man. - And it is still talked about to this day as one of the most infamous visual novels and anime to be made. The thing I will say is that I feel like now,

the visual novel was still like way worse. So I feel like they glossed over some of the most messed up scenes from the visual novel. Like the human toilet. - Because there are multiple human toilets. - I'm gonna skip the visual novel. - Don't bother. - This is the one time where I'm jealous you don't like visual novels. - I'm like, you know what? If I hated it just as much as you, I probably would have- - Where do you even get this visual novel? Like I assume Steam isn't selling it.

- It's like, yo, that was an 80% off on Euphoria, dog. - Yeah, like Iron Shroom is not like readily available. How did you even get this? - Oh, it's legally available. - What? - Yeah, I think Sydney owns an official copy and I think you can download it legally as well if you're interested. Just watch Sydney's video of Euphoria. - Oh my goodness. - There's a lot of websites that sell like even really, really old like era gays and visual novels that are properly licensed by the creators, but it's all just like digitally.

That's how I got my hands on most of them. So I paid for mine and that's what I got. - Yeah. - Did you know what I've realized after watching all of these hentai? - I can't joke off anymore.

- Apart from that, yes. - Why? - I just like, I want an actual protagonist that is like interesting for fuck's sake. Every protagonist that in these hentais are like the biggest betas of all time. The biggest herbivores. - Can we just have like Johnny Sins just star in one of these hentai? - Yeah. - That'd be nice. - I want a Chad who is like,

is likable. - Yeah. - You know? - Yeah. Because every Chad in "Hentai" is just the most detestable human. - Yeah, the NTR guy. Like the only "Hentai" I can think of that's, I mean, I don't know if I'd call him a Chad, but at least he's like, at least mildly charming is Rance. - Oh yeah, Rance is the closest we'll get to a protagonist where I'm like, "You know what? He's an ass. He's still an asshole." - You're an asshole, but you know what? - God damn, you're a lovable asshole. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But yeah, that was a journey. We spent an entire day watching. - Oh God. - Watching seven hentai that we definitely do not recommend anyone should watch. - And if the curiosity gets the best of you with anything that we say in this video, we hold zero responsibility. That is up to you to decide. We told you to not watch it and you didn't listen to us. - There is one thing I will say though.

because we're probably gonna title this, watching like the most cursed hentai or something like that. I know there is always going to be that one comment that is just like, that's not fucked up. You guys are weak for being fucked, for thinking that's fucked up. That's not cursed. I'll show you something cursed. And I'm like, I don't know.

I've seen this comment so many times and I'm like, what game are you trying to win here? - Yeah, what are you proud of? - That's not something to brag about. - Yeah, because like you've seen this like with threads of like fucked up movies or anything and it just, it gets to the point where like the final stage is just like snuff films or some shit, right? And I'm like, why do you want to be emotionally distant to some of these things, you know?

- Just don't watch any of these. - I'm glad that I am disturbed by some of the things we watched. 'Cause that means that I'm probably still saying in the head. - Yeah, like why are you trying to get bragging rights into something that just is gonna result in you having no friends? - 'Cause like the final level of this is just something

so messed up and so fucked up that you will probably gonna have to call the police. There is no winning to this game. So I was gonna say that before we get that comment, 'cause I guarantee someone was gonna type that out. We thought that these were all very cursed and fucked up. - I wouldn't recommend watching any of these. We just tortured each other for some reason.

- That's what we do on trash. - But we hope it was entertaining for you guys. - But hey, look at all these patrons though. You guys fortunately or unfortunately got to watch this episode uncensored with the clips we talked about. And if you're curious, instead of going out to watch these shows,

- Why not support the boys in the meantime by going over to our Patreon, patreon.com/trashtaste. You can get access to the uncensored version of this episode and supporting us in the process. Support, you know, pay for our mental health. - Thank you to the patrons for funding our therapist. - Yes. - That's all I can say.

- Yeah, but hey, if you enjoyed it, again, go to our Patreon. Also follow us on the subreddit, send us your memes on the Twitter. And if you had a Facebook, listen to us on Spotify. I need to lie down after this one. - I need to lie down as well. - Yeah, all right, see you guys next week. - Bye.