We RUINED Our Friendship | Trash Taste #190
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- Hello and welcome to another episode of Trash Taste. I am your host for today, Garnt. Joining me once again are the boys and we have another special themed episode for you guys today. - What do we got Garnt? Tell us. - Because I don't know if there's an actual name to this game we're gonna play, but I pitched this idea to the boys, but it's based on a game I played with a bunch of mates. It's called Drunk, Stoned, Stupid.

- Okay, I've never heard of that title. - So you know how you play like drinking games and sometimes you have a game that's like everyone plays "Never Have I Ever", right? Which is a good icebreaker game, right? This was a game I played with a bunch of mates that is more of like, that is more,

to people who already know each other. So how it works is normally you pick up a card and you get a certain statement, like who is most likely to not pay you back or something like that. And you have to pick someone in your friend group who is most likely to be that person. And you have to argue and banter and defend your case.

And I thought it was a pretty fun game. And I know that if I play with the boys, we're only going to agree on every single statement. - That's for sure. - So normally this game, you know, we have a box of cards, but we thought it'd be more fun if we asked you guys,

over on our Patreon to give us a bunch of different statements and see what piece of information you want to know about the boys. - Don't forget that you can potentially ask us questions if you join the Patreon as well. - Yeah, you can do that by going to patreon.com/trashtaste. - I have to shill, I'm sorry. - Yeah, but while you're shilling- - Oh, sorry. - While you're shilling- - Who's more likely to shill?

- Oh wait, Connor is that? - It's the Connor shirt. - Finally, he is wearing it. - It is only for, I think like one or two more days. - Yeah, it's like this is one of the last days you can get your hands on it. You guys have been asking for it. We brought it back just for you guys, but today- - I needed more of these.

- Well, yeah. - We brought it back 'cause Connor ran out of a wardrobe, so we needed to bring it back just so we can get him more shirts, but you can get the same shirt now. - I don't think we'll need to bring it back, so I asked for 30. So I think after this we'll be fine. So we should be fine. So this is your last chance to get it. - Connor's gonna be wearing this shirt at the fucking retirement party. - Put me in the shirt, won't you? No, what are the girls doing?

- I won't take my pills unless you put me in my shirt on. - But yeah, so last day to get it, click the link in the description below because we're serious this time. After this, we're actually not bringing you back. - Yeah, 'cause Connor's not gonna run out of shirts. - He's not gonna run out of shirts. He's got his shirts and you can too. So get it while it's there. But without further ado, should we jump into this and as the title says, potentially ruin our friendship? - Let's just ruin our friendship. So I actually think it might be fun if we get the whiteboards for this. I probably should have thought about that. - All right, let's do that.

- Yeah. - The reveals are dramatic. - Yeah, the reveals are more dramatic. So let's have a look over at the Patreon for some of the stuff that you guys asked us. - I saw some of these comments and these feel targeted. Like this first one is just, they've targeted this at Jerry. - Yeah, obviously. - Okay, let's not do any, okay, so let's give an example. We're not gonna discuss this too much 'cause we know what the answer for this one is going to be, but let's give an example.

- Gittery asked who is most likely to not watch a popular series slash show. - Certified anime man hater. - Gittery has just decided that they want to make something about Jerry. - Was this one of you guys? Is this one of your like? - Which is I think a good example to start us off, you know. - So obviously no room for discussion. This is me. - All right. But Jose U asked- - I think it's Jose. - Jose.

- God damn it. - Asked who is more likely to get away with murder or any crime that you guys can think of? - This is a good one. - This is a good one. - 'Cause I feel like there's no, hopefully there's no immediate answer with the key, you guys. - What do you mean, who's more likely? - Yeah, likely is an odd choice of word.

- Let's go with murder, you know? Should we go with murder first? - Yeah, let's go with murder. - Have you guys ever gotten away with any petty crimes before? - Okay, I've never seen murder. - Have you guys ever gotten away with murder? - You nearly got me. - Have you guys ever gotten away with murder? - I nearly snapped. - Nice try. - What are you, the feds? - Let's see. - Get away with murder. Not likely to commit, but get away with it. - Yeah. - Right? So this is the assumption that we've all committed murder. - Yeah, we've all committed murder. - And who's gonna get away with it? - Yeah.

- What a thought. - What a thought. - What a thought to start off the episode. - Okay, I've got my answer. - I really do think this one. - All right.

- And you can vote for yourselves by the way. - Okay. - It kind of feels okay. - Three, two, one. - I think Garnt. - Oh really? - I think Garnt. - Why Garnt? - Could you imagine the police interrogation of Garnt? They're like, fuck he's chill. - Ain't no way this guy did it. - I don't think he did it. He's so chill. - Shit he's chill though. - Shit you're right. - You think me?

- I don't know, I just picked someone because- - There's only three, Joey. One of three of us did the motor. - I just picked someone. I don't know, I feel like you can sweet talk your way through it. - Joey would admit it on the spot. You're like, "Guys, it was me." - I would just immediately break down crying, being like, "I'm sorry, I did it." - Okay, so I have two folds to this because- - Okay.

- Why did you say yourself? - I'm a very chill person, but I feel like I would be awful at an interrogation. I can't even pass an interrogation with my mom, let alone the fucking police. - I would argue that mom's interrogation is harder than the police. - But I feel like what would give me the advantage for this is years and years of being a police officer

of listening to every fucking true crime podcast you can ever think of with Sydney listening to it in the shower. I feel like I've just absorbed every single detail of every murder case via osmosis. - I can't shift my eyes, I can't move awkwardly because then I get to see it.

- I can hear the narrator's voice in my head. - I have seen every single police interrogation video from beginning to end. I know every murder case. And if anything, I have Sydney on speed dial. I'd be like, honey, what do I need to do? I've murdered someone.

And I don't know what this says about my wife, but I feel like she, instead of questioning me, she'd be like, "All right, let me tell you how tired the body." Let me tell you how tired the body first and then- - You got an accomplice. - Yeah. - That's true, that makes it harder. - That is harder. - When you watch true crime though, you just kind of realize you're like, "Oh wait, the people who like get away with it are people who just randomly kill people for no reason." Like they have no connection to it. It's like, "I just want to kill someone. I thought it out for a long time." That's it. 'Cause normally if you like,

I feel like the difference is between like, if you told me, "Hey Connor, you have a year to plan out a murder on anyone random." I'm like, "Okay, maybe I could get away with this." - Yeah. - It's like, "Hey, kill one of your co-hosts." I'm like, "I'm gonna be questioned. This is gonna be hard." - Garnt already has that information preloaded. So if we see on the news like, "Oh, Tanaka Sakura died." We'd just be like- - Tanaka's being-

Ain't no way that was gone. Like there's no connection whatsoever. - It'd be so awful if one of us killed each other. 'Cause like you think back to all of the shit you said on Trash Taste that could be used against you as a motive against your fellow- - Why did we film it in 4K? You can't deny it's mean. - It's like, Your Honor, I don't think I've ever said this statement to Joey before. Well, in episode 145 of Trash Taste, you mentioned this?

- Pull up evidence one of 5,000. - This is a statement that could be used against me if I ever rob a bank, but do you ever have the manly urge to just wanna pull off a bank robbery? There's a manly urge that you think that you could pull off a bank robbery that you just get randomly. - I think you've been playing too much cheating now. - It depends on how- - You've thought about it.

- I mean, okay, I haven't thought about it, but you know, obviously bank robbery, committing a crime, bad and everything. But sometimes you hear about these real life bank robberies that are just like, they're in, they're out, they get what they want and then they disappear. And you're like, damn. - It's cool. - Okay, okay, okay. - I don't think that it's bad.

but they have insurance gone. So I mean, they're basically asking you to do it. - So it's just free money, right? It's a victimless crime. - There are no victims. Tell me a victim. Insurance companies cannot be the victim. I refuse to believe. - It's our money. - I'm just saying. This is no correlation to the fact that I watch "Reservoir Dogs."

- The real question is, okay, if any of you gets arrested, will you-

- Will you actually say nothing? Will you uphold your, what was it? Fifth Amendment or whatever? - I mean, does the right to say nothing? - Well, it depends where we are. Does Japan even have the Fifth Amendment? - I don't know. - Like they're like, you don't have the right to remain silent. You have to tell us fucking everything. - I don't think Japan does have the right to remain silent, does it? - I don't know. - But I mean, the right to remain silent is just not answering. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - But I guess the whole point of that is it's not to be used as like a point of like, look, Joey's guilty. He didn't answer any questions. - All right, well, if any of us robs a bank, then you know who to blame first now. All right, next one. - All right, moving on. I like this one. The found hero says, "Who is most likely to return a dish at a restaurant because it didn't come out how they expected or didn't like it?" - Oh, that's actually quite tough. 'Cause I don't think any of us really do this.

- Can we expand this out to anyone in our friend group? - I would just mean Maylene. - Okay. - I was going to say. - I mean, if you say that, there's only one answer. - I was like, I don't know who would be most likely. - You might as well have just said, can we all just write Maylene? - I mean, okay. Returning a dish, if it's just flat out not what you ordered, I think is okay.

But if it's like- - But it's all about expectation. - Expectation. - So you got the dish that you ordered. - That's on you. - Yeah, you got the dish that you ordered, but it wasn't up to your standard. Who is most likely? - That's on you. Yeah, I don't believe in returning that. - Okay, who's most likely? - I shouldn't have said those opinions 'cause now- - Fuck. - I don't know. - All right. - Okay. - All right. - Okay, ready? Three, two, one.

- Wait, why me? Why me? - No, it was between you two. It was between you two. I thought Garnt maybe because you are obviously, you know, you go out to the most restaurants out of any three of us. - I like how you said, "Why me?" as you put me down. That's just unfavorable to you. - I was gonna say Garnt perhaps because he eats out the most, right? And he probably goes to the most amount of restaurants. But again, same thing with the murder. He's too chill.

- Yeah, but also Garnt has the most particular tastes I feel like. Garnt needs like the sun to align for you to wanna eat something on a certain day sometimes. It doesn't quite come out how you expect it, it'll ruin your vibe. - All I need to know is that there is no ketchup coming on my burger and- - Yeah, like I think I've seen like mayo turn up on a burger and you've returned it. So I'm like-

- Shit. - That kind of aligns with this. - Shit, maybe you're right. - I said you because, I said you just because, you know, classic British complaint about everything. - I literally will eat anything put in front of me. - No, no, British would eat it and then give a one-star review. - Oh yeah, I will talk shit about it for the rest of the day. - That's not the British way, but. - Fair enough. - I've seen you return a burger 'cause it had too much mayo on it.

- Mayonnaise, ketchup is where I- - Because often they put ketchup on it as well. I've actually been in a place where you open the burger and Garnt does this thing where he goes, and I'm like Garnt just- - Sad Garnt appears. All right. Whisk asks, "Who is most likely to die in a stupid way?"

- Joey just gave me the biggest fucking side eye of all time. Bombastic side eye. Criminal offensive side eye. - I mean, this is pretty easy. - Oh, is that my pen? Can I just steal it? - Oh yeah. - This one is like, I can't see shit. - Define a stupid way. - Like Darwin Award. - Darwin Awards?

- Well, not even dumb or just like something where you're like, you shouldn't have been doing that. - This would be really awkward if this comes true. - Okay. - Okay, ready? - Three, two, one. - I mean, he's an adrenaline junkie. - Connor just has this fuck around and find out kind of mentality. - I do have this fuck around mentality. - And sometimes I worry because sometimes I don't know if it's going to bite him in the ass sometimes. - Garnt and I are too cautious and too much of a pussy to do anything that's like dangerous.

- I mean, I just have a disregard. - Whereas Connor is just like, as long as it's on camera. - Yeah, see the thing is if it's not on camera, Connor won't do it. But if you have a camera pointed in his face, even if it's just a fucking phone camera and it's just for your own personal collection. - I wanna die exactly how I live. - He'll do it. - Fully monetized. - You can't die on camera. No one's ever died for the camera.

I don't know. I just do things that I know that is not a great idea, but I'm like, I'm pretty sure it's safe. - Have you ever had a moment that you think is a near death experience or a moment that you're like, oh, I saw. - On camera? - Not on camera, just in general. - I feel very lucky in general. I feel like I have a good,

I feel like I have a very good read on like my ability in situations. So I feel like I often, I mean the closest I think I ever come to dying is I nearly, I was on like this pontoon one time and it flipped when I was like 12 and I was stuck underneath it. - Oh shit. - I couldn't get out, I had to like swim out, but it was really tough. 'Cause like, it was like a movie, this like chain had gotten wrapped around my arm so I had to get it off. - Fucking Houdini right here. - Yeah, 'cause the pontoon was chained in four different points to wear it down. And then it flipped.

And then obviously the chains had gotten flipped too. So it kind of dragged my, and I remember it was really hard to get out. And then I had like, it's weird. Cause when you, if you ever had like a near death experience and no one else realized it, it's a really weird thing where you're like, holy fuck. And everyone around you like, what's up? - So yeah, you can't share it and like,

- I was like, I was just trapped here for like a solid minute. Trying to get out of these chains. Like a shitty Houdini stunt where no one saw it and it was in murky waters. - Yeah. It's weird to think, 'cause you talk to people and I'm sure I've had this before, but most people have probably had a near death experience that

You have that same kind of moment where you think, wow, that could have gone really fucking wrong. And then the moment just passes and you're like, all right, but I'm alive. And it's 'cause you don't get any, unless you have a life-changing injury or a really bad injury to anchor that moment to you. I don't think you properly remember that moment. - I think most people don't realize it's a near death experience until after the matter of the fact where they've got over it. And then they think back to it and they're like, oh no, actually I could have died there.

That might've been a near death experience. But then again, it's like, I don't know, whenever you talk about that kind of stuff on the internet, there's always someone who tries to like fucking one up you with like, you call that a near death experience? Let me tell you my story. - It's the same thing with like temperature. If you ever mentioned something was hot, someone from a hotter country will tell you. - Yeah, exactly. - I had a fucking stupid near death experience recently actually, which probably maybe definitely might've been near death experience.

- So as you know, I've been getting into like fidget toys recently. - What? - Kind of, kind of. - How does this transition to your near death? - Okay, okay. So there is this fidget toy that I have, right? Which I don't know if it's really a fidget toy, but it's one of these things where, you know, it's a bunch of like small metal spheres that are magnetic. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then you can form into like different shapes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I got you, right?

- I can't remember if you got me that or if someone else got me that. - No, no, someone else got you that. - I think someone else got me that. But basically it's a bunch of small metal spheres that you can make it to any shape and it's fun to fidget with and just squeeze and shit like that. - I was choosing it at your house, it was fun. - Yeah, it was fun. I was zoned out. I was zoned out.

And sometimes my, you know, this has just been a bad habit. If I have a pen in my hand for whatever reason, sometimes I just chew on it. You know, people do that all the time.

- Unbeknownst to me, I had my little fidget toy in my hand this time and subconsciously I just started chewing, took a bite. Obviously it's a bunch of small magnetic balls

- And I didn't know and then I started fucking choking. I had a bunch of small metal balls and you know how they say this thing is just like, do not put this into a grasp of a five-year-old because this is a choking hazard. No, do not put this into a grasp of a 33 year old man 'cause it is also a choking hazard.

And that happened. Luckily nothing happened. It was just like a small little joke. But I was like, that could have been bad. - That could have been bad. - I told Cindy to- - If you were taking a big bite out of that. - I told Cindy to bin it immediately 'cause I cannot be trusted. - These beads tried to kill me.

- The more I grew up, the more I realized, you know, sometimes I'm a mature adult. Sometimes I'm just a fucking five-year-old kid and some things just haven't changed. - Well, next time we go out to buy fidget toys for you, we gotta curate it to make sure like- - Yeah, treat- - Can this thing kill Garnt? - Treat me like a toddler in the best of ways sometimes. - Something can change. - Holy shit. - All right, do you guys wanna pick one? - Go on then, Connor.

- Well, I should do you say futo one. - Okay. - Who's most likely to say they promise to shop something but forget about it the day of? - Why'd you look at me like that? - All right. - All right. - Ready? - Three, two, one.

- Fuck off, fuck off. - This is you. - No, this is the man. - Bro, you're coping if you don't think it's you. - No, Garnt, it is actually, you guys don't know because it happens off camera. It is actually a fucking miracle when Garnt shows up to the office on time. So that is only just a taste test. - We have a meme called Garnt time. - Garnt time, yeah. - You gotta tell Garnt 15 minutes earlier than you're supposed to meet up. - He's on his own time. - No, no, no, no. I'm gonna defend myself because

Because if something, okay, I might not always be on time. - I'm texting my lead right now. - I might not always be on time, but I will always fucking turn up every single time. - Why did you say Conor though? - Because...

- If something, there has been several times, there's been several times when we've all agreed to do something, whether it be, you know, maybe it'd be a filming day or maybe it'd be an activity that we need to do before like a recording. And Connor's like, "Oh, I just completely forgot." Because if it's not specifically on Connor's calendar, it will just not exist in his mind. - That is true. - But I do show up to things on time. - That is true.

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- I still think that you're more likely to forget. - I think, yeah. - I wouldn't say I forget. - Actually, I can remember some mornings where I would wake up, right? And I think to myself, wait, we didn't discuss. I mean, it says on my calendar that we have Trash Taste today, but I should just double check because sometimes we change days around. There have been several occasions, not just one, several occasions where I've texted the group being like, "Hey, we're going into the office today, right?" And I double check.

And Garnt replied back like at 10:30, like 30 minutes before we were supposed to show up, he'd be like, "Oh fuck, I just woke up. "I didn't realize that we have it today. "What the fuck?" - I still show up, I still show up. - Yeah, and like during Garnt's time, because when Garnt says, "Okay, I'm leaving the house now." That's not Garnt leaving the house. That means he's getting ready to leave the house. - Garnt is always the latest. - He is always the latest. - All right, moving on.

- Why are people so obsessed with who's dying? - Yeah, right? - Yeah. - We got like three people now who's asked us if we're gonna die. - Who is most likely to snitch among the three of you? - That's a good one.

- Snitch? - I trust you boys. These boys would never snitch. - Snitching is, - But. - Snitches get stitches. - Yeah. - You know that? But obviously it depends what kind of circumstance. 'Cause there is a hundred percent chance I would snitch in a given, if it's like, hey, you get a plea deal if Garnt killed someone and you tell people and you're like, all right, I'll snitch it. - Snitch is a strong word. - Yeah. - Snitch? It's hard because I don't think any of us think the other ones will snitch.

- It's probably the reason why Trash Taste is lost. - Who's most likely to snitch? - If we ever did a crime collectively, I feel like we'd be pretty good at getting our stories lined up. - Yeah. - I'm trying to think if there is a reasoning behind anything. Ooh, ooh. Okay, I'm gonna put down an answer, I guess. - I'll put down an answer. - Okay. - All right. - All right. - Ready? - Three, two, one.

Same brain cell phone.

- I didn't want to put one of you boys down. I felt bad. - I was the same way. - He's the real snitch. - He's the real snitch. - You snitched on Joey. - What the fuck? - I believed in you. - I exposed myself. - That was the test. Me and Joey wouldn't snitch. - He passed the test. - Now you gotta say why you put down Joey. - Yeah, why'd you put me down? I feel like none of us would snitch intentionally.

- The only reason I put Joey down is because Joey's just so fucking chill and friendly that you just get into, sometimes you just like, he'd be in interrogation and you just like sit him down and just pretend to be friends with him. And he'd be like, yeah, Connor did this. You know, we had a fucking great time. - You would accidentally. - I would accidentally expose you. - It's the accidental stitch. - Yeah, that's true. All right, I'll give you that. You still failed the test.

- God damn it. - God damn it. - All right, let's see. - All right. - Who is most likely to make the others laugh unintentionally? That's a good one. - Who's most likely to make the others laugh unintentionally? Ooh. - Ooh, I don't know about this one. - Yeah. - Unintentionally, I feel... - Unintentionally is such an...

- Interesting choice of words. Why unintentionally? - Well, maybe they said something that wasn't supposed to be taken as funny, but the way maybe they phrased it or because of that person, you find it funny. - All right, I'm gonna put down an answer. Okay. - Are you ready? - All right. - All right. - Three, two, one.

- Yeah, I think we all agree, right? - Sometimes I just do weird shit. - You say some of the most like off kilter shit I've ever heard. - It's so like, part of me has been exposed by just going on Trash Taste because you look at like my main channel videos where I have time to think about what I say and I'm like, you know, sometimes I can sound eloquent sometimes, sometimes I can sound like I have my thoughts in order. I'm like I'm on Trash Taste and I can't even drink water correctly.

It's definitely made me realize how many small things that I didn't realize I did weirdly off camera without having a camera pointed at me. - If you were a rapper, like you'd be one of those rappers who like make amazing like album material because you have time to think about it. But if I asked you to freestyle, it would just be some of the weirdest shit ever. It's like, oh, this guy sounds a lot different.

- All right. Joseph Lopez asks, "Who's most likely to ask for advice but never take it?" - Ask for advice but never take it? - Let me think about this. Has any of the boys ever asked for advice? - Not really. - I'm trying to think now. - I think so. - I mean, I think we've all asked for advice in some way or the other, but I don't know.

- It depends on the gravity of the advice, I guess. It could just be like something like really nonchalant where it doesn't really matter, but. - Yeah. - All right, I got my answer though. All right, ready? - Okay, I'm just gonna put down an answer. - All right, all right. - All right, ready? Three, two, one.

- Oh, really? - What'd you put? - I put me. - Oh, okay, okay, okay. - Why'd you put yourself, Joey? - We both put ourselves. - Yeah. - We both put ourselves for a lot of this. - Because, well, I mean, for one, I don't really ask for advice, but when I do, I don't really listen. - What?

- Joey, what the fuck? - Why are you asking for advice? - I just want your thoughts on it, but I've already made up my mind. You know what I mean? - Oh, you're one of those people. - Okay, so you weren't looking for advice, you were looking for affirmation. - I'm looking for affirmation. - Affirmation. - Yeah, I'm one of those people. - I'm one of those people. - You say that with a dirty connotation, I'm one of those. - I'm one of those people where I'm like, I already know what I want to do because I'm very, you know, usually, 'cause like I'm one of those people that is very rarely deterred by what someone thinks about me.

a certain situation, right? 'Cause like, if I'm going into something, I know in my head, I'm like, okay, I think I know what to do. Like this might be a good idea, but I just want to get a second opinion just to gauge the vibe, you know? I'm not going to you to be like, hey, can you solve my issue for me? I'm kind of more like, what are your thoughts on it? And if it's different to mine, then I'll be like,

- Eh, whatever. But if it's the same as mine, then I'm like, oh, okay. I know that my answer was correct. - I feel like I've asked Garnt for advice sometimes then just not taking it. - Well, what have you asked? - Dunno. I feel like Garnt gives great advice. So I often come to Garnt. - He does give great advice. - Garnt is a great advice giver. - He is.

- It's that in a month. - But then sometimes I'm like, man, my gut's pretty good though too. I feel like I got a good read on stuff sometimes. - No, I mean, the only reason I put Connor is because I know Connor has asked me for advice. I know it's kind of like a 50/50 percentage on whether he's gonna take their advice or not. And to me, like I never put it as, you know, I think Connor judges better than me. Most of the time I just think,

Connor's just too lazy to enact the advice. - But also I think that sometimes even if you're about to make a big decision and you know there's like maybe downsides to both sides of whatever decision you're making. Sometimes it's just nice to get to hear

the other side of the thing that you've kind of didn't consider as much just so you can feel like, okay, I'm more aware of what potentially could happen. - Yeah. - Even though you've made up your mind. - Yeah. - It's more like, hey, what do you think could happen? Or hey, stuff like that. I can't think of an example off the top of my head. - Do you think when people ask for advice, they've already like, most people have already made up their minds? - I don't think so.

I think people always lean towards doing something, but I genuinely think a lot of the times when I've asked for advice, it is genuinely because I just don't know what to do. - Right. - Yeah. - So I think that it's a cynical way of looking at it if you're assuming that no one's ever gonna actually listen. But I think people most of the time do. - Yeah. - Especially 'cause I think asking for advice can sometimes be like a vulnerable thing to do. - Yeah. - You know, you have to come to someone and be like, "Hey, I really am kind of struggling with this. What do I do here?" Or it could be, "Hey, should I go bald or not? Would it look cool?"

and then the answer is probably no. - Is that what you asked Garnt? - No. - As a fellow thinning man, what is your advice? - Well, that's when I was just like, yo, just take a- - Well, Garnt was like, hey, I don't know that you mentioned that you, I don't know if you- - Yeah. - Have you mentioned that you- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have mentioned that. - Yeah, I remember you had said that you were taking it and I was like, Garnt, I don't wanna get bald yet. I can't be 4:30 in the morning.

- After 30 it's free reign. - Yeah. - So I was like, help me out here. - Fair, fair. - Yeah, 'cause I feel like, you know, when you get advice, sometimes you can very much tell when you're talking to like a Joey, when someone just wants. - Joey. - I'll take it. - When someone just wants. - Should I watch Arcane, go on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Look, look, look. Sometimes, you know, you can give all of the advice to tell Joey that Arcane's a great show.

but you know he's already made up his mind. - I'm made up my mind. - He's already made up his mind. - I'm made up my mind. - And then sometimes you can tell when someone's like,

And I think those are like the hardest things because I feel like when giving advice, sometimes you don't want to just lay out everything for the person. 'Cause I think what I found is advice really sticks if it actually there's like a kind of like a realization within the person themselves. And you can tell someone like, hey, this is what you need to do. This is everything you need to do. And they're just like, most of the time they're just not gonna listen.

- But I think the problem is, right, is if you're talking to someone where the advice is so obvious and so like, here are literally the steps you need to do. I would do it for you if I could. And I feel like if you've gotten to that point with someone on advice, it's like, they're probably- - I don't know, man. I've had people with like, obviously, like for example, obviously like in like a toxic relationship, for example. - Yeah, true, true. - And it is,

you can lay it out to them straight by like, what this person, what you are going through now is fucked up and you need to get out.

And I'm sure most people have known a person in that situation, whether it be someone you know, maybe it'd be like an older generation as well. And sometimes no matter what you say, it just doesn't go through because they don't have that internal realization themselves. It's kind of like white noise. It's kind of like weird in that sense. But that's what I've noticed. - All right. - But moving on, let's scroll down a bit.

- Who's likely to get canceled in the next six months? It's definitely me because I just stream all the time. - The question should be who's in front of the camera the most. - Yeah, literally me. What are you doing? Although I saw, did you see the, did you see our, we had a clip that was like, it was our Gundam. It was, I think it was,

one of our clips talking about how Gundam is so long running and it was like, Gundam is impossible to get into was the title. And it blew up on Twitter. And the Gundam fans got really upset. But then everyone was like, it was just like a dumb thing. People were like, hey, I watched it. And it was just them talking about how easy Gundam is to get into. And then there's other responses. There's one that was really funny. That was, it was something like, it was,

It was like your unemployed friend on a Tuesday trying to convince you that the series that's been going on for 50 plus years and has over 10 series is easy to get into. It was just funny, I don't know. It made me think it was like, God, this is so dumb that literally I was just talking about Gundam and talking about how it's so long running, how easy to jump at any point when you got people angry. - Exactly. - Like what is canceled anymore? What the fuck does it mean? - Yeah. - Yeah. - What can we even say anymore?

- Yeah, I mean, I'm sure. I mean, we get canceled every other week for some take if that's like the level you're talking about. I don't think any of us are going to get canceled properly, properly because I'm sure no one's gonna do anything. - So many great out of context moments we had if we have. - Oh, I wanna do this one. Kevin A, who is most likely to go broke first? - That's such a good one. - That is a good one.

- Who is most likely to go broke first? Oh shit. - You know what? The next few questions are all pretty good too. - Yeah. - Yeah. Okay. - Wait, all of these are bangers. - We'll go one by one. Okay. - Who's like to go broke? That's so tough. - There's an argument for all you boys I think. - Yeah. - And me. - There's an argument. - Definitely me. - All right. Okay. - This is tough.

- Okay, I genuinely think. - Actually, I'm gonna change my answer. - No, no, I'll keep it. - I don't even know. - All right, ready? - No, no, no. - You gonna change it? - Yeah, yeah. - This is hard. - Broke is like zero money, broke. Okay, this is so tough. - This is so tough. - Ready? Three, two, one.

- I knew you fucked with me. I knew you fucked with me. - You're the taxi fiend, bro. Like you taxi everywhere. Uber eats every day. - Uber eats every day. - Every single day. - Yeah, I do. - Spend so much money on your streams and your videos and everything. - I think gone. - Why gone? - I gotcha.

- It was between you two. I'm just gonna say that. - Connor, I swear to God, you've spent more money on me than on Gacha Games. If we take out like sponsorships, you have spent more money on me than me on like Gacha Games. - Possibly. - How much did you spend on Arknights? - I spent a lot of money on Arknights. - I think we all did. - I'm surprised none of you said me.

- I think you're quite good with your money. I think you're quite frugal where you need to be as well. But I do just remember when I mentioned to you guys first time, I was like, yeah, man, taxing occasionally is great. It's a little expensive, but you can save a lot of time. And you guys made fun of me and then Garnt starts taxing now. And I was like, you motherfuckers- - We lost another one. - Making fun of me. - I'm still anti-taxi gang, train all the way. - I wouldn't do it if it wasn't like, I need to do it when it's like a possible tax write off. 'Cause I'm like, well, you know.

- I'm like, it's for work, so you know, it's- - It's a fucking nightmare, obviously, 'cause I was doing my taxes. It's fucking nightmare trying to get all the receipts for the trains, whereas the taxi, they just give you a nice little paper receipt. - Yeah, it's easy. You just get a paper receipt and it's just easier to store. And I can be a complete degenerate and just take taxis, which definitely wouldn't do if it wasn't a tax writer. - I haven't actually taken,

- Lately, just 'cause I like walking everywhere 'cause it's nice weather, but in the summer, bro, summer is like two minutes away, I'll taxi. 'Cause I don't wanna get fucking sweaty for whatever I gotta do. It's so gross. If I turn up to like a meeting and I'm like, I stink and I look sweaty. - Nah, I take the bullet, bro. - Yeah, I guess you do. - I take the bullet. I'm like, if I walk into a meeting sweaty as shit, can they blame me? - I don't think you smell bad though when you sweat a lot, do you?

- I think you're Asian side one on that. 'Cause Asian people have the genetic that makes them generally smell. - Do you know what we smell like?

- Like nothing, right? I feel like when I- - Wait, wait, wait. - Connor, you said that like- - Yeah, like I got a whiff of everyone in the office. - It's either you have a tundra level nose or I should sleep with one eye open. - I'm not saying that like Asian people don't smell, but I'm saying like pound for pound, white people smell worse.

- I think we smell, we just, because of the gene. Like I actually, I know that I, out of the three of us, I have by far the worst body odor.

- I'll agree to that. - I know I do. - I don't think anyone in our office smells 'cause I've never had a conscious moment, except the only time I can smell a musk is when Connor has gone to the toilet. And when I go to the toilet, it's like his musk overpowers the stench of the shit that he's taken. - Yeah, he has a poop aura.

- It's like the poop aura with just like this Connor mask that I can't quite like describe man. Especially when we come to the office in the summer, you're like, oh. - It's so bad. I try to wear like, I don't know.

- I don't know dude, my jeans fucked me. 'Cause even if I put like antiperspirant on galore, two seconds in I could smell myself and sweating. I'm like fuck. - It's the next candle flavor, Connor Musk. - But it's like, it's either, you know, if you meet people, you know how people like either like or hate someone else's smell. It's just like, I have to just dice roll them. Like, please, hopefully I don't.

- But I mean like going back to what you said about like, you know, the East Asian genes, like not producing smells. That is true in a sense because like I sweat a lot. - Obviously if you sweat, it got their matter. - No, but even when I sweat a lot, I don't really stink. I just get really wet and gross. - How do you know? - Because people have told me. They're like, "Wow, you're mega sweaty."

- You know who the real tester of this would be? - No. - Mei Lin. - Oh, Mei Lin. - If we need her on the podcast right now because she would be able to give us a 100% accurate analysis. - No, she wouldn't. She'd just be like, "No, you stink." She thinks everyone except for her husband stinks. - Well, that's 'cause you can also learn to really enjoy a smell that others wouldn't. It's just like...

it's like a known thing that like your partner, you often like their smell, right? - Yeah. - And it's just- - Well, it's genetics. - Yeah, right? - Yeah, right? Most of the times. - So it's like someone might like someone else's smell and they might absolutely like be repulsed by it. - Yeah. - But it's just so frustrating, man. I'll shower, I'll put soap and everything and I'll dry it and I'll smell it and I'll be like, "How does it smell again? It smells of me."

I was like, "It's me." But I'm like, "I just put soap there. "What the fuck?" - That's why it's impossible to buy deodorant in this country 'cause no one stinks. - Dude, deodorant fucking sucks here, yeah. - Well, do you know what I think is worse? Sometimes it like creeps me out, right? Whenever I go to a room

and it's just like no smell, right? It's just like, especially if you go to someone's house and there's just a complete distinct lack of smell. 'Cause everyone has like a certain smell. You might not notice it, but you notice it whenever you go into someone's room and every like, even if you go to like your parents' room or, you know, a family member, there is a certain smell that you don't know is distinctive until you step into someone's room fresh and you're like, ah, okay. You know, 'cause I remember, you know,

Whenever I've been around to your guys' place, I'm like, yeah, this smells like Joey. This place stinks. This is the corner smell. But I've been to people's places where just complete lack of smell. And I'm like, oh, this...

It's creeps me out. This smells like a hotel. - Yeah. - Oh, I don't like this. - That's why I like winter though. 'Cause I can wear layers. And if I'm wearing like a jumper or something, you're probably not gonna be able to like, if I, you know, you probably can't smell me 'cause I'm just wearing layers. - And mask it up with my thick jacket. - But in summer, it's like, I'm fucked either way. I can't wait. I gotta wear a t-shirt. I'm gonna smell. It's like, fuck. - I gotta say sometimes when I have like a May over and they sleep on the couch or something,

Sometimes you could just smell them. You're like, get away. I need to overpower this smell. Come on, this is my couch. - You start spraying Fabry's on them. - All right, but moving on. Who is most likely to join a cult? - Oh, I know for sure. - Join a cult, really? - Yeah, no doubt in my mind about this one. - All right, three, two, one.

- I mean, I'd argue he's already in one. It's called the Gacha community. That is a cult in and of itself. - You know, cults are strong words. - Okay, but how fast you get into different communities is telling. - I think 'cause like when someone tells me like, yo, hear me out. I'm like absolutely fucking not. Garnt's like, okay.

And that's my main reason why I think that God is the most likely. So I think God is just willing to give everyone like- - He's willing to give everyone a chance, benefit of the doubt. - And someone starts telling me, "Yeah, we just, you know, we have these, we could do this on Sunday." I'm like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, not doing this, nope." - I'll be like, "Come on guys, just a bit of Kool-Aid." - It's hot outside today. - How has Kool-Aid ever hurt anyone? - I don't think it's anything to do with like,

spirituality or anything. I just think that you're willing to hear people out more and that is how you join a cult is by hearing people out. - Well, I like to,

- Number one, I love falling into like, this is not to do with cults, but just like fandoms. I love, I find it fascinating falling into different fandoms 'cause they are almost like a cult in themselves. - Oh, totally. - 'Cause especially when you have like a small dedicated fandom who are very dedicated on this one IP or one fandom, sometimes that's where you normally get, number one, you normally get this kind of like

where it's something I almost miss a little bit in the anime fandom because that's almost what drew me to the anime fandom. It was very, very small. And anytime you'd meet an anime fan, you'd have this camaraderie about that was like, oh, you watch anime as well. And sometimes like there's, that's where you get like the funniest memes or jokes because it's something that you have to go through different layers of this one singular thing just to get this joke.

- I guess that's why they call it a cult classic. Like it's literally in the name. - Exactly. And also I just like understanding people, even if it's someone that I disagree with, I find it fascinating even, you know, let's take like the biggest extreme, like something like a flat-earther. I find it fast. I would love to talk to like a flat-earther just to understand

what happened to get your mind to this position? - But that's the thing, right? I think we all said God, because I think you give too many people the benefit of the doubt. God would be the type of guy, he goes up to a guy and is like, "Oh, so what do you believe in?" It's like, "Every Sunday we sacrifice a lamb for Satan as a sacrificial lamb." And then you'll be like, "Oh, okay." - That'd be fascinating. - Do you eat it afterwards? - You say that, I'm like,

- How did you- - I'm interested. Can I join a session? - What is the origin story of that? God damn. - Yeah. - Oh my God. - It is me basically. - Yeah, that's gone. All right, let's do this next one too. Apollo says, "Who's more likely to retire sooner than the rest of the boys?" - Yeah, this question and the next one I've completely- - Oh yeah, who's most likely to completely retire from YouTube first? - I was thinking about this one, I think. - This is a tough one. - Yeah, this is a toughie.

- I think I have this one down. - I think I have this one now. - All right. - Three, two, one. - It's between me and Joey. - Yeah, I think it's me. - Yeah, I think Joey would.

- I think Joey would. Why do you think Joey, Connor? - 'Cause I think Joey's passionate about so many things and I think Joey doesn't like being tied to anything. So I think if Joey had the opportunity to like, I feel like nonsense crushed it or whatever or anything else crushed it, I'm sure you'd be like, "Hey, I don't really feel like I have to do this anymore."

- And I've kind of had that mentality ever since I turned this into a job really. 'Cause it's like, I don't think anyone, like, you know, 'cause YouTube is so new. Like no one knows if we can do it for like, you know, 20, 30, 40 years. 'Cause there's been no examples of that. So I've always kind of treated YouTube as like a stepping stone of sorts. So yeah, and as you said, like, you know, I've got so many other things I want to do in my life. Like, you know, I'll probably keep doing YouTube, but like if I had to like quit or retire from full-time, like, yeah, probably be me. Why'd you say you?

- I don't know. - 'Cause you've been doing it the longest? - I guess number one, he said most likely to retire first, right? So I have been doing it the longest. I'm, I guess the oldest. - I feel like you're addicted. You're in deep. You like making things. - I like making- - This specific thing. - Yeah. - Yeah, I do. No, the thing is I do love making things and I do love connecting with an audience and I've thought about it.

It doesn't necessarily have to be with YouTube. I've always had like a kind of soft exit plan in case YouTube ever falls through. It just so happens that it hasn't fallen through yet. But if it ever does, you know. - I feel like YouTube has proved its longevity now to the point where it has to stop being considered as like, okay, this thing's not going anywhere. It's such a part of culture now. And even if it's not YouTube, it's something else. So like being this kind of,

- Influencer I think is not going anywhere. - I mean, if I'm thinking about it now, technically speaking, I think the answer should have been Connor because you've already retired. You're a Twitch streamer now. - Well, I still make YouTube stuff. - Yeah, but you're not like, your main focus is not as much anymore. - I don't think I'd make, I don't think I'd stream if it wasn't for the YouTube videos that we're making. - Right, right. - 'Cause I like the,

I'm basically just doing these very long recording sessions and then just condensing them down into this really cool storytelling. - That makes sense, yeah. - Like I've been really enjoying like, you know, like "Fear and Hunger" and stuff where it's like, how can I make this like playing this game and condense that down into like telling a story in a sense. It's just a different kind of video making process that I enjoy. - That's true.

but you're also addicted to content creation. So I think Connor's gonna retire last. - I don't think I can stop anytime soon. - Connor's not gonna stop, he's too addicted. - You're too addicted, you're the youngest. So Connor definitely lost. - Connor's on that grind. - Yeah, I felt like if it was who isn't, it's gonna be me, but between you two, it's tough. But I do feel like Joey is,

- You explore way more creative avenues. And I think that's like just who you are as a person. - Yeah. - Where I think Gaunt likes, you do it in like your own Gaunt way. It's very specific how you do things. - Yeah. - Where Joey's like, "Fuck it, let's see what works." - Yeah, it's just throw some shit. - And if it does work, let's find out. - Yeah, throw some shit at a wall and see if one of them sticks. - All right. - Who is most likely to shit themselves? - Dirt muffin. - Dirt muffin says. - This is...

- Three, two, one. - Joey! - Why do we all know that you're gonna shit yourself? - I don't know. Probably because I have the most shitting yourself stories, right? - I think out of everyone, we've had a lot of shit stories, like actual shit stories. But I think off camera, Joey has shit himself more than

- You make it sound like after every recording I shoot myself. - Why is it such a funny word, shoot yourself? - Shoot yourself.

- I can't remember this. I think we were in like the taxi or something and this conversation like came up. I don't know if it was with, I think it was with you Joey. The question was how many times have you guys shit yourselves? And your number was like more than me and Connor combined. And I was like, Joey, how many times have you fucking shit yourself? - I think off the top of my head, I probably shit myself like five or six times.

- I think I've shit myself twice in my entire life. - Yeah. - How many times have you shit yourself Connor? - Like once, but it was like food poisoning. - Yeah, most of the time it's food poisoning. - Oh, I count food poisoning. - Okay. - So this is not even food poisoning. - This is when I'm healthy. - I don't think I ever shit myself then, genuinely. - How do you shit yourself?

- Bro, what is going on? - About five times. - Who wants to drink a Yakkel? - Well, one of the times I shat myself because I drank too much Yakkel. And at the time I didn't realize I have like slight lactose intolerance. And I was just like, oh man, my stomach feels so bad. And you know those like farts where you're like, oh, I don't know if I wanna risk it. - See, I'm the type of guy that I never risk. - Oh, I-

I always risk it. - I don't know if I'm like, I got a sixth sense. I just know which are farts and which are shits. - Oh no, I do as well 90% of the time. And then the other 10% of the time I shit myself. - So you don't know. - Okay, the technique. - Why are you pushing so hard? - Because I wanna get it out. - Push to gauge it. - Do you just like, when you have one of those 50/50 farts, right? - No, I don't.

- You test it out beforehand? - No, I do, I do. I kind of test it out and then sometimes gravity wins and I shot myself. - Bro. - No, you gotta be like, those tests need to be like, you gotta have your finger on the trigger. Like I literally like, here's my technique. I literally have to like sit up, so like,

I don't know if this is TMI, definitely TMI. You got to sit up. So like your ass cheeks aren't like too compressed. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So like, it's gotta be like full surface area. So you have like the most space possible and you just gotta like, gotta let out like the tiniest one. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do that too. Like I clench my butt cheek together.

So like, you know, and kind of do it like, you know when you're like holding a balloon and you just let out like a little bit of like that. I do it like that, but only like a small amount, right? But sometimes that small amount, like, you know, I think that there's only one soldier standing at the gate, but I failed to realize there's a Trojan horse behind it. You know what I mean? So I let in that one soldier and then the whole Trojan just comes through the gate. I'm just like, oh!

- Five times? - Yeah, about five times. - That's so many. That's way too many. - Every fart Joey makes is like the fucking battle of the deep or some shit like that. - Yeah. - I mean, the last time I did it was like not that long ago. 'Cause I was doing the, you know, like TikTok and like YouTube shorts, there's that like weird trend where it's like a partner goes up to another partner and goes, "Guess the fart?" So I did that with Aki.

And I went up to her and I said, "Guess the fart." She doesn't know I shot at myself. I said, "Guess the fart." And she did like a generic fart sound. And I did it and it was like, you know when you hear someone fart and you're like, "Oh, you definitely just shotted." It's like the kind of fart. - So do you have this on film? - No, it's not on film.

We just do it casually. And yeah. - I'm so sorry for her. - She was laughing and so was I. - She just looked at Aki and you just shit yourself. - She was laughing and so was I, but then I was like, I walked away and I was like, "Oh, I should probably go check this out." And I went to the toilet. - You're so vile bro. - I went to the toilet. It wasn't that bad. - That's vile. - It wasn't that bad. Right? It wasn't that bad. It was, there was a couple of noticeable specs.

So I was like, oh, I just shot on myself. - Bro breaking the Geneva convention in his own living room. - Okay. - Oh my God. - So the answer, who's most likely to shit themselves? - This is a great follow up question. Who's most likely to have the weirdest kinks? I think I know who now. - It's not a kink. - I think there's gotta be something going on. - Oh, fine.

- Even if you didn't tell me your story, I still would put Joey. - Yeah, I'll say me. - I'd still put Joey. - Oh no, man. Oh, really? - Are you self-exposing? - I've seen Joey's hentai taste, man. I'm like, I'm gonna say Joey has like some of the most vanilla fucking hentai taste of all time. - Are you gonna take that? I'm calling you vanilla. - I find that offensive. - We have done several hentai episodes. - I wouldn't take that.

And every time there's like something- - You just denied my entire personality. How dare you? - Joey's like, every time you like, you present Joey a hentai and he'll watch anything, but you ask him for a three by three of his favorites. And it's like harem, vanilla harem.

- Like all harem and vanilla shit. - Listen, I will go to every restaurant in the world, but at the end of the day, if I'm gonna eat McDonald's, I'm fucking eating McDonald's. You know what I mean? I don't care how many Michelin star restaurants or like one star restaurants I go to. - Joey comes in and orders the same thing every fucking day. - At the end of the day, I know what I want at the buffet.

- All right, all right. - So I get it. Actually, yeah, now, yeah. Yeah, why the fuck did you say me? This guy's the oreimo and domestic girlfriend lover. - No, I just think you got that dog in you with this. - Did you literally write that down because you know how much I shit myself? I don't enjoy it. - God just likes oreimo, that's it. That's nothing crazy. Like incest is like vanilla nowadays, basically. Like I feel like,

with our modern day pornography collections, step bro and all that stuff is everywhere. - He's kind of right. - I hate to admit he's kind of right. - He's spitting. - I think you'll find it hard pressed to watch a guy who isn't jacked off to a step bro or step mom porn. - You're right. - Thank you Connor for fighting my fight. - You're right. - I'm not saying it's good. - It's not as weird as mine.

- Have you guys ever, like, this is just a random tangent question now. Have you guys ever like burped but puked up?

- Oh yeah, of course, yeah. - Okay, so I know like this happens so many times when you're like burp and you're like, sometimes the puke comes up. - Is this like a hentai thing now? - No, no, no, no, no. I just genuinely wanna know 'cause we talked about sharts, right? - Okay, okay. - Let's talk about the other exit. - Because I've been able to catch it every single time it's happened to me where you go for a burp or something or sometimes you're just talking and then your stomach's like,

- I wanna know what happens if you don't catch it. - You just throw up, I believe. - How much comes out? 'Cause I've always been able to- - Not a lot. I mean, I don't know about you guys, but when that happens to me, yeah, it's mostly just like a little bit of stomach acid that you can feel coming up your throat. - Acid reflux, is that what it's called? - Yeah, yeah. So that's what it is. So like, I think if you like,

did that kind of burp with your mouth wide open? I don't think it's like a lot. - Yeah, it's not a lot at all. It's like, but obviously it's gonna taste disgusting in your mouth. It's like stomach acid. - Yeah. - So I think that's why. - You're basically regurgitating at that point. - Do you know one thing? - I'm glad that this is like a universal phenomenon that happens to everyone. - Yeah. - I thought I was just weird for it. - I never fucking understood it. Like there's so many bodily functions I don't understand. - I don't know what causes it. I think it's just,

- Diet or something, I don't fucking know. - Do you guys have, this is just going to weird bodily functions. I don't understand why my body does this. Sometimes you're taking a piss and then your body for no,

- Inexplicable reason just needs to shake. - Oh, I know why that happens. - Why does that happen? - It's because you have pee in your body, right? And that's the same temperature as your body. - Dude, I heard about this. I never heard about this before. - Yeah, so when you pee, especially this happens a lot during the winter because your outside body temperature is colder than usual. So when you let out all of that heat, your body shivers because all of that heat just rushed out of your body.

- Apparently it's to effort to restore blood pressure. I'd heard about this. I've never had this in my life. - You've never had it? - I've never had that. I talked to Pete, Pete's never had this either. - I've had it. - It comes randomly. You're just like, okay. - Winter mornings, in the mornings, that first pee you take in the morning of a week. - Sometimes not even cold. Sometimes just random where you're just taking a piss

and then suddenly your body just goes. It's just gonna chill down your- - I've never had that. - That's when I know that was a good piss. Those are the best pisses. - Yeah, it's like, oh. - It's like your body's shaking. It makes it awful for aim, but. - You're just like, what? - Who's most likely to dox the studio location? - I don't know.

- I know who would. Yeah, Chris. - Can we just write Chris? - Can we just write Chris? - Didn't he dox the studio once? No, did he? - He came close to doxing the studio. - He came close to it. - I think we had to cut a portion out of that episode because of that. - Thanks, Chris. - He also doxed my personal address. No, well, my area. - Yeah, he's good at that.

- I think he also docs my general area as well. - Did he really? - Fuck sake. - All right, who is most likely to do hardcore drugs in the 80s? - Okay, all right, well. - All right. - You know, I'm not even gonna write it. I'll try to ask you guys to answer. - Yeah, yeah. - All right, let's do it. - It's me.

I mean, not to say I've done drugs or anything, but most likely probably me. - Joey is a hippie that was born in the wrong time. He would definitely be out in the sixties just preaching for peace. Highest fuck on LSD. That is definitely- - Sounds like a good Monday to me.

- All right, John McKenna, this is a great one. Says, "Who is the most likely to pop a burner on stage?" - I got my answer. - Whoa, you already know? - Wait, what, you know? - Yeah. Yeah, okay, I think I got mine. - How do you guys have an answer so fast? - I don't know, just energy. - Okay, all right, three, two, one.

- I am definitely, so I struggled from a phenomenon called no reason boners a lot.

- Wait, what? - Wait, has it ever happened? - Not on stage. - Okay, good. - But I do, and I'm sure a lot of guys can relate to this, the no reason boner. You just are suddenly sitting there not even thinking or looking or imagining anything that could get it up. - I've heard this, but it's mainly when I'm really tired. I think my body is like doing something weird with like trying to replicate a morning wood situation. - Yeah. - But I'll be like,

if I fall asleep for like two minutes on the train and I wake up and I'm like, fuck. I'll be like, God damn it. Now I gotta do like, now I gotta sit like a, oh yes. - Yeah, like that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. I literally have moments where I'm just sitting on the couch, just watching like a show or like an anime, not even sexual in any way. I'm just like concentrating on this movie. And then I'm just like, why am I hard?

- Like it literally makes, I am so confused with it. Like, I'm like, there was literally nothing in my brain or any of my senses that could start this. And I'm just like, I'm literally hard for no reason. - For me, I think like whenever it happens to me, I swear to God, it's when my brain's trying to troll me because I never get it when I'm by myself. I never get like a no reason bonus. For some reason, it's always, actually I probably should've put myself down. It's always in public settings.

Like when I'm on like a crowded train or something, and then I'm just standing up there in front of like a fuck ton of people and my brain goes, "Do you know what would be epic right now? "If you had to hide a boner on this train." I'm like, I don't know. I think to myself, I'm like, "This is dumb. "This is the worst possible place to get a boner."

And then my brain just goes, do you wanna see some, I'm gonna do a epic gamer move. - That's how it is, man. The dick is your worst enemy. - See, that's interesting 'cause like I never get it while I'm in public, but when I'm at home or when I'm like not with anyone else, like it just in the, like in my room or whatever, like I just randomly get it and I don't know why. So maybe on stage should have been you or you 'cause you guys are more likely to get it in public.

- I don't think I'd get on stage. - I don't think I'd get in on stage either. - I mean, I don't think anyone would, that would just be weird, but. - Yeah, I mean, there is so much adrenaline on stage. The last thing I'm thinking about is I'm gonna crack a fat right now. To me, it's like if I have an intrusive thought and then that just like, I don't know, the intrusive thought makes it worse. - Yeah, you just have those moments sometimes where you're just like sitting there just zoning out and your brain's just like,

- Titties. It's like, fuck. - All right, moving on. Who is most likely to get kidnapped? Why does our audience wanna see these horrible things? Kidnapped? - Most likely to get kidnapped. - The same patron asked most likely to taste their own cum as well. So this guy's got some interesting, the manager, are you good?

- Let's answer the first one. - Let's answer the first one. Most likely to get kidnapped. - Get kidnapped? - All right. - Ready? - Three, two, one. - Did we all say me? - Yeah. - For fuck's sake.

- I know what I think, why don't you guys think? - Okay, because I think, you know, you love talking to strangers. You love becoming friends with anyone. You always wanna put your best foot forward with anyone. - You are IRL live streaming all the time as well. - Yeah, exactly. And like, you're more likely if someone is like, "Hey, I know we just met, but like, do you wanna like go out for drinks or whatever? You know, like just hang out." And you're just like, "Yeah, sure, whatever." And then lo and behold, he's a kidnapper.

- Yeah, that would happen. This strange Japanese man did invite me and Pete to go out drinking while we were in a different bar. And I asked Pete, I was like, "Well, we gotta see where he takes us." - I mean, if we're not- - I wanna know where this guy goes. - I mean, if we're including guests, I would've said Pete. - Pete too. - Pete more likely than you. - I just, especially in Japan, and if it's a Japanese person, if they invite me to go drink with them somewhere, I just can't say no 'cause I just wanna see what,

Cause they, cause Japanese people sometimes just have the weirdest ways of drinking or letting off steam. And I just want to see what they do. Yeah. Uh, and, uh, yeah, we followed him and we just went to some bizarre bar with a bunch of Yakuza people there. So that was very interesting. Uh,

I didn't get kidnapped. They're very nice actually. My captains were fantastic. - Stockholms in here. - I had to pay a small price of $5,000 to leave, but they let me go. - How are we doing? Who's most likely to taste their own cum? - No.

- Who would? It's not me. - It's not me. - I feel like it's Joey. - Is it because the amount of time? - You would be the most curious. - I feel like Joey in his teenage years would have like, I feel like he went through this really like, I'll fuck around and find out on the like the most degenerate thing. - Dude, I am loud and proud.

- Loud and proud. I am one of those dudes, right? Where, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. I'm one of those dudes in high school where I thought to myself, what if I could suck my own dick?

- Wait, what was the motive behind it? - Well, the motive was I just learned how to jack off. - You wanted something better. - And I was just like, well, I'm like 14. I can't like go and have sex. I'm like, what's the next step? And I looked down, I'm like, I'm so tantalizingly close. - I love how 14 year old you was like, I can't have sex. - I can't have sex.

That's for adults to do. But I could, I'm seeing all these girls in these porn videos. So I'm thinking it seems really good for the guy. And I'm literally right here. So I'm like, what should I do? - Sucking yourself on feels akin to like cannibalism or something. I like how we draw the line at like, we're like, no, no, no, you could jack off, but you're sucking your own dick. - Isn't gay to suck your own dick.

- I asked the real questions. - The same would apply for jacking off, so no. - Okay. - 'Cause if you- - Then if I could, you couldn't stop me from sucking myself off. Yeah, that's the thing. - But that's like, okay, Joey, the same question is like, is it gay to get jacked off by a Garnt? Is it gay for Garnt to jack you off? - Kinda. - I would argue, yes, it is very much gay. - Kinda. - So by that extent, if sucking your own dick is gay, then jacking off is gay.

- It's more just like self-sest. - Oh my God. - Yeah. - No, it's called. - It's self-sest gay. - No. - Well then why is sucking my own dick gay?

- It's not, I don't think it is. I think it's just weird. I think it's just bizarre. - I'm not gonna deny it's bizarre, but look, be honest with yourself. If you could. - No, no, I wouldn't. - Yes, you would. - No, I wouldn't. - Switching up the question, if you had like Naruto's fucking shadow clone ability. - Would you get your own clone to suck you off?

- Yeah. - A hundred percent. - No, I wouldn't. - You wouldn't? - No. - Dude, I would a hundred percent. - Even with like the fucking sexy no jitsu that they can like turn into, no? - No. - Oh, ain't no way. You couldn't stop. - We would end humanity. If we had the combination of shadow clone and sexy no jitsu. - We'd have no babies. - We would have no babies. - Dude, we'd be impregnating ourselves. - I would do fucking chakra training just to do that. - You got your clone pregnant. Can the clone birth another clone?

- All right, scroll up. You missed one that was kind of funny. - Yeah. - Who is most likely to cry during sex? From DS, thank you. - Cry during sex? - This is a tough one, but I think it's a great one. - I think it's a great one. - I... Fuck. - I got one. - Okay, I'm going with this and my reasoning might shock you. Okay. - All right, three, two, one.

- It was either me or you. - Yeah, it was either one of you two. But I chose Garnt because we've seen how often sad Garnt just appears out of nowhere. - Garnt can get emotional. - Garnt can suddenly switch, like flip a dime on emotion and who knows, there might be a point where

- The sad gone appears at a very, very inconvenient time. And it's just a mess for everyone. - Okay, okay. But here's the reason I put Connor. 'Cause Connor's exterior is just like, "Yeah, fucking gamer. I'm a gamer, fuck yeah."

I fucking know Connor inside he's a softy. - He's a softy. - There is just like the moment after sex, there is no point where you feel like more raw and vulnerable. I can fucking see it is after like he has like Connor has like, you know, Connor has like the fucking manliest sex of all time or then afterwards he just like, just feels a little tender. Just wants to go for a little hug. - I don't think I've ever cried.

- Oh, this is during sex. I haven't cried after or during, but I definitely felt shame. You're like, "Oh, that wasn't good." "Oh, that wasn't great." - Wait, but whose fault was it? - Probably mine. - Oh, shit. - I've definitely bust a nut too fast once or twice. And I'm like, "That was..."

- Not my proudest moment. - If this was a ranked game, I'd be down a rank right now. - Like, shit, I didn't release the single before the album. Fuck, I didn't jack off enough before. - Damn.

- Okay. - Who is most likely to get deported? - I mean, there's only one of us here who has been deported, so. - I completely forgot about that. - Shit, I actually wouldn't have put you. - Really? - I totally forgot about that. - I forgot about that. - Let's see. - Who's most likely to have an unhinged take out of nowhere? - I don't know. I feel like that's me. - I don't know. - Yeah, you do kind of have some wild, yeah, I'd say it's- - I'd say you aren't.

I feel like I should never have a trash taste as a platform because I just let all my intrusive thoughts out and I don't think about them. I mean, look, Garnt, it's all right. You're talking to the man who literally admitted to sharting himself five times and wanting to suck his own dick. I think you're good. You're in the right place. I knew Joey would be the kind of person that has looked at his own cum like one point in his life and has just wondered,

I wonder what it tastes like. I've never done it for the record, but I have thought about it. - But you have thought about it. - I have thought about it. - I fucking knew it. - I have thought about it. - I knew it. - But I couldn't muster up the courage to do it. - Who's the most likely to not hang out with the boys so they could go read manga or play a game? - Ooh. - Okay, I think I know. - Ooh, ooh. - This is a toughie. - Yeah. - But I think we're going off historical question here.

- Someone has done it more than I have. - Yep. - Have they? - Three, two, one. - I said Connor. - You said Connor? Wait, why was Connor?

- I can't in the past has actually been like, "Hey guys, I'm gonna start playing this game. So I don't wanna do anything for like a week." - Well, that's the same argument for you, except for you it's like, "Oh, I have to stream guys, sorry." - Connor just streams. - But I feel like- - Yeah, but I equated play a game and stream. - I never let it get in the way of hanging out though. I try to hang out. - Really? - I think so, yeah. - You didn't go to the company party 'cause of a stream.

- Well, that was 'cause the bag was good. - Fair enough. - The bag was great. - Oh wow. - It was undeniable. - I mean, for me, I hang out as much as I can, but sometimes my social media is just like- - Yeah, Garnt sometimes is just like, "I can't hang out. "I'm gonna go and play persona for 19 hours." - Yeah, I hang out. - That's me. - I always love to hang out, but there is a definite point where I just do not want to see anyone for like a week or two.

and I'm very upfront about it. - Yeah, but I think, yeah, 'cause I think if you don't wanna hang out, but you've already promised like, "Hey, I'm coming to this hangout," you'll show up.

and you'll be like, "Damn, I was just playing persona." But Garnt will just be like, "Hey guys, I'm not feeling it. Sorry guys." - Yeah, I'm the kind of guy that regrets it after I get there. You'll be mean when you're my age. - There is literally nothing worse than agreeing to hang out with someone and the whole time you're just like, "Man, I wish I wasn't hanging out with someone." - No, the worst ones are where you're like hyped up to hang out for like weeks. You're like, "Yeah, on this day I'm gonna hang out with so-and-so." And then on the day you're just like,

- I feel like some of those times are 50/50 'cause there are some times when I've been looking forward to hanging out with someone and I know I'm gonna have a good time. I wake up on the day, I'm like, oh, I don't feel like hanging out. But when you push through, those make for amazing times. I always push through. I normally know when my social meter is low, like a day before. So that's what I normally text. I'm like,

- I'm not feeling tomorrow and I don't wanna wake 'cause like normally if I wake up, I don't normally like to cancel on the day 'cause you know, we've already made plans. I normally like to give as much notice as possible. And I can normally tell what I'm like, but- - Yeah, Garnt will show up, but not on time. - 'Cause I'm busy playing Persona. Who is more likely to be on a Shibuya meltdown post/page?

- I mean, I think this is pretty easy. - Is it? - Okay. In my head it is. This is pretty close. It's pretty close. - Three, two, one.

- Oh, you put you? - I put me. - Oh. - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. - It was between you and I. - Oh yeah, I know, I know. - I think I have reasoning for this because I've taken both of both of you lads when you've had a, "Should be your meltdown" kind of moment. I feel like,

Connor, I feel I've taken care of Connor a few times and the older Connor has gotten, the more aware he has been with the amount of alcohol he has been taking. I remember like beginning when, at the beginning when I first met Connor, he got fucking trashed a lot more. - I remember back at our old places, you know, when we used to live near each other and we went one night, I think it was like the second or third night you arrived in Japan. And we went to that Izakaya, we got,

- I've never seen you that drunk in my life. - Oh yeah, 'cause then we thought it was a good idea to get strong zeros on the way home. - Yeah, and then we drank it at my place and you were just- - I was just gone. - Gone on my couch. - I was so gone.

- Yeah, I've gotten older. I've just enjoyed getting not enjoyed getting super drunk last year. And now I can't always get to that. - Wait, why did you say me? - 'Cause I feel like Joey's had his drunk nights that take care of Joey as well. But I feel like also Joey just drinks less than Connor. - I'm less susceptible. - So Joey doesn't know his limits as well as Connor. And I think it proved himself. Last time we had a drunk recording.

Oh yeah, he got toasted. And Joey, unbeknownst to me,

- Unbeknownst, we just had a drunk recording. Joey got absolutely smashed. - I drank, that wine was so good though. - The wine was so good. - And I went home and right before I entered my apartment, I threw up. - Did you really? - 'Cause we did it on an empty stomach. - Oh my Lord. - Which I did not have an empty stomach 'cause I knew we'd be drinking. - Yeah, I forgot to eat dinner. - I think I did work after that episode. - Oh my God, I went home and I laid on the couch and I was just like, I'm done for the night. - I remember I was pretty toasted, but I went,

and I think I showed it up and it started working. - Damn. - Yeah. - And that was awful. - Couldn't be me. - It was not good. It was a lot of wine. - Joey had a great fucking time. - Oh dude, it was great. - Wine fucks me up though. 'Cause wine is so easy to drink, fat. 'Cause I drink wine almost at the same pace I drink beer. - Yeah. - But one of them has tripled the strength of the other. So it's kind of like, even if I don't get toasted on wine,

if I just drink a fair amount where I get tipsy, the next day I feel fucking awful. - Yeah. Speaking of strong zeros actually, did you hear the recent news that Asahi is thinking of discontinue it? - I mean, the health experts have been like begging them. - Health experts were telling them to be like, please stop making strong zeros. - Okay. - 'Cause they're not only are they very like

the ingredients in them are fucking awful for you. The alcohol content is insane. - Yeah, 'cause it's so easy to drink. - There's so much sugar in them as well. - They're called gaijin killers for a reason. - They're actually out there killing people. - And they're also super cheap. So it's really, really easy to drink like three of them at night. Even if you're on like, you know, I mean, you'll see people just at midday, just smashing a strong zero. - So there might be a point where the strong zero economy is just gonna

skyrocket 'cause everyone's trying to get it before it's all over. - No, 'cause a competitor will walk in and unless Japan changes the rules on what alcohol, but I can't see them doing that 'cause they... - It's too beloved. - Also the alcohol industry is so powerful in Japan. - That's true. - Yeah.

- I love John's one. Who's most likely to shout Kamehameha just to push a shit out of it? - Well, that's Joey. - That's me. - Joey would do that unintentionally. - Who's most likely to fart loudly on a crowded train? - That's me. - That's Joey. - That's me. - That's Joey. - Joey would apologize in K go. - I wouldn't even apologize. - All right. - Yeah. - Next up we have who is more likely to cheat on a test? - Okay. - All right. - All right. Three, two, one.

- Listen, it's an art form. - Have you? - Oh dude, so many times. - Really? I've never had the ball sir.

- I was a good student. - It wasn't like thought out, but like, listen, if I'm in the exam and I don't know the question, I'm gonna do everything in my power to see if the guy next to me, see if he's got an answer for it. - Garnt and I are too Asian to do it, man. - No, I've done it. - Shit. - Have you not done it? - I've never done it. I've always been too afraid to. - The amount of work I also put into cheat on some things was probably the equivalent work of what it would have took to just learn it and get a good grade. - Wait, how far did you go when it came to cheating on a test?

- I had like this kind of like, I would like schmooze the years older than me to kind of have a good relationship with them so that I could be like, "Hey, by the way, could you send me this test?" 'Cause they didn't change the test answer. - Oh, so you went for the social engineering kind of like- - A lot of social engineering and also-

Like there was times where I would, for my own benefit, I would try to do the test well. But if I knew that someone had the answers, I wouldn't, I would never submit the test. I would be like, hey, can I get the answers by the way? So that I could put down the perfect score. Yeah. Right.

'Cause it was just like an online quiz that mattered for your like overall grade. And I was like, I'm not fucking. - See, we didn't have that. Like we had all the written tests and they were changing every year. - I had those two that changed every year, but you know, when we were in the test, I would, if someone was sitting next to me, I would definitely try to go over. - I think for me, it's not a matter of like, I didn't cheat because I didn't want to. It's more like, I didn't know how to.

- 'Cause like in a test situation, I don't know how it was for your school, but in our school, like they would really fucking separate the desks from one another. So we couldn't, so like even if- - They did. - Even if I looked over at the person next to me, they're so far away, I can't see their papers.

- Sometimes, you know, I mean, even then you might not have the right answer, right? But if I didn't have an answer, it's better to have at least something. Like he seems pretty confident I could roughly make out. He maybe ticked one of something box or something. - Right. - Yeah, like for me sometimes there would just be a piece of like, I'd be revising and there'd be a piece of information that just would not be sticking or I'm like, I'm never gonna memorize this in time. So I would just like,

put down some quick notes and just hide it in different spots in different places, you know, in case I needed a reminder. But the fucking funny thing is I never needed the reminder. Maybe just noting it down and with like, maybe noting it down and having it on a piece of paper knowing I could cheat if I wanted to, gave me the mental preparation and the mental safety net that just never, I never needed to actually look at. - On exams I never really cheated just 'cause it was a lot of work and it wasn't worth getting caught.

But if there was like a test that we were getting online, oh, 100%. - All right. With all the tools available now, like ChatGPT and all of like the fucking AI tools. - Oh, it's very bad. The shooting is very bad. - Do you think you would cheat on like a piece of coursework? - 100%. - Oh dude, yeah, totally. Now that the tools given to cheat are so readily available and like a lot more difficult to, I guess like, you know, validate. Yeah, 100%.

I would just be like, oh, I just fucking write the whole paper in and just be like, yep, I'll change a couple of words maybe. It's that tactic of like, you know, getting the Wikipedia article and just changing a couple of the words. - Yeah, I mean, people are like losing their minds over like, oh my God, Chad GPT can write my entire essay right now.

- But I know, I know how many courseworks have been done by just changing words in the Wikipedia article and just becoming an expert at changing it just enough so you can still differentiate it from a copy and paste. But I know a lot of people did that. Definitely not me, definitely not me. - We're not advocating for it, but don't get caught. - All right, next up we have, who is most likely to go a week without showering?

- Well, this is hard. - You boys shower every day? - I do. - No. - You don't? - Not every day. It's bad for your skin. - All right, ready? - All right, three, two, one. - Oh. - I mean, I have gone a week without showering before. Not while I was at home, while I've been camping and stuff. We've been on week long camps and obviously there's no fucking shower there. So I didn't have to shower. I hated it, but if I could, I would.

- What do you mean if you could, you would? - Like if it wasn't necessary, but I find it too necessary because I have to like meet people and like fucking socialize and interact with other people who I don't want them smelling my week old BO, fuck that. So like, if I was like, but- - Your week BO is like my half day BO.

- Yeah, but like, I'd still be self-conscious of it, right? Like of how I look. So like, but if I was, for example, you know, during like my fucking D-Gen college days, yeah, you know, I went like three or four days without sharing multiple times. - I feel like if Joey was having a gaming session where he was just stayed in for a week playing Persona when nobody,

- When nobody would judge him? - Do you mean last weekend? - Yeah, last weekend. I feel he does it just unintentionally anyway. - Yeah. - I mean, I went two days without sharing it last week. - Unless he accidentally shits himself and then that's the reason that he needs to shower. - Or a pupper. - Or a pupper. - He should shit himself. - I shit myself playing persona. - Yeah, as me. - I like this one. Who is most likely to become their parents? So we've all met each other's parents, right? I guess who is becoming most similar to...

- I feel like this is kind of obvious. - Is it obvious? - All right, three, two, one. - Let's go dad. - You're gonna become your dad. - I feel like I'm already there. - You are halfway there already. - I am. The only thing that's stopping the other half from reaching it is my mom's jeans.

The Asian side of me is stopping my full metamorphosis into my dad, but- - I don't know, I feel like- - Metamorphosis? - In terms of my Australian side, I am 100% like my dad now. - I feel like the older I get, the more my mom's genes are just losing that battle. - Oh yeah. - Like me becoming my dad. - Yep, yep. - I don't know, like I feel like my mom

I don't know if this is true with every son, but I feel like I spent more time with my mom as a kid. And so, you know, as a kid, I felt a bit close to my mom, but the more I grew up, the more I find a bond to my dad, just because-

- He's a lad. - He's a lad. Part of me, something about my genetics has just made me grow more and more into my dad. And the more I grow older, the more I understand why my dad acted or did things the way he did when I was younger. - Because now you do it as well. - Because I do it as well. - Yeah, totally. - How much of behavior

How much of the behavior do you feel, do you have now? Do you feel like is genetics versus you getting raised up in the environment that you did? - Well, I think like in a sense with like, in my case, for instance, had being, you know, my parents being in a international, you know, relationship, right? - Yeah. - I feel that,

I think behavior that you learn or that is instilled on you by the parent is very intrinsically linked to the culture. - Right. - Because like my dad would teach me a lot of like, you know, kind of the Australian culturisms of like how to socialize and how to talk to people and just how to be a good person. And then on my mom's side, she taught me about, you know, the Japanese side of like being respectful to people and being considerate and being responsible and stuff like that. So it's hard for me because I think

I feel the culture and the things I learned from my parents are basically the same thing just with like a little bit of like parents sprinkled inside of it. - Yeah. - Like it's not Australian, it's not like customarily Australian to go, oh, fucking shit faced after a drink, but it's very Australian and it's something my dad does. So it's like, that's just something I learned. What about you guys? 'Cause like, you know, both your parents are the same.

- Yeah, yeah. - So like, how was it for you guys? - I know it's weird, right? Because I was talking to my dad recently and he was telling me stories about what he was like when he was younger. And this is like some shit that's, you know, he kind of like never instilled into me, just like some very small things.

And I realized how similar we were in like the way we thought and the way we viewed the world. And I was like, wait, but you didn't teach me any of this shit. I just grew into this. I kind of like developed this over time without having my dad, 'cause my mom was the one who really instilled a lot of my teachings and my values when I was younger. My dad, he's a very chill man. I think, I don't know how much I got

of him through just me hanging out with him through like osmosis or maybe it's just fucking like the genetic side. - Your dad really is just the epitome of he's just vibing. - My dad is just vibing man. - Personification of vibing. - My dad is just vibing. - What about your parents? - I don't think I'm like my parents at all. - Really? - I don't know what happened. Maybe animal. I mean, I think I'm closer to my mom for sure.

- But that's, yeah, I don't really think so. - So there's nothing that you do kind of just regularly that is like similar to your dad in any way? What about your brothers? - My brothers? Well- - Are you similar to any of your brothers? - Yeah, I always joke that my dad's the mailman 'cause I look nothing like my parents. My mom hates that joke. Yeah, my brothers are more like my dad for sure. My brothers, 'cause you both met,

- You both are both my brothers actually. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They're very, very different to me. - Yeah, very. - I noticed that. - Very, very different. - I noticed that. - And people were always like, "What the fuck?" On the tour when they met my little brother, they were like, "Why is he like chill?" And I was like, "The hell? What the fuck?" - Why is he like chill? - Why is he like cool and chill? I'm like, "Why are you like this?" I'm like, "What the fuck are you talking about?" - That is true. Like you are definitely different to all your brothers. - Very, very different to my brothers. - Yeah.

- Do you think that's as a result of like having the occupation you have or like because you moved to Japan? - Is it the Xbox that is that? - I think I felt I spent so many of my developing years online talking to like Americans and other people that like I spent so many hours not around my family.

Which I almost like to some extent like regret, but at the same time, like now I feel like I'm a lot closer to my family. But as a kid, I was not close to my family at all. - I'm just thinking of like our father figures is Joey, Joey's dad, me, my dad, Connor, the cod lobby. - I was forged in the pits of rust modern warfare too.

That's where I learned so many valuable lessons. - It's all the figures Microsoft. - That's like why I don't worry too much. I was like, oh, this fucking generation, they're screwed. And I'm like, bro, I was like fucking raised on like Halo and Modern Warfare. And I barely spoke to my family. So I'm not worried when I hear about these kids who are antisocial. I'm like, yeah, I mean, they probably just found something they like doing and that's where they want to spend their time right now.

I think a lot of kids, they spend so much time around their parents growing up that they kind of, when they're a teenager, they kind of start feeling a little bit independent. They're like, I want to feel like I'm doing something. - They want to be the furthest away from them. - Yeah, which is what I was very much guilty of. I come to regret it a little bit. And now that I'm older and I can be close to my parents a bit more openly, I think I have a lot healthier relationship with my parents and my brothers now. - Yeah, for sure.

but I'm not like them at all. I think I'm very, very far away from, I think obviously some things that like them, but generally it's like almost weird how unlike them I am. I think. - No, I can see that. Yeah.

My brothers are cool though, all my brothers. All my brothers are very, very different. - They are very different, very cool. - None of us are similar at all. It's just like I see Sydney and Sydney and Russell are like very similar in a sense. - Yeah, they are very similar. - And it's like, dude, I don't, I'm like, man, I wish I could- - You've met my sister as well. - Yeah, you're very similar to your sister as well. - Literally the female version of me. - Yeah, which is like, huh, okay. I wonder how this, how the fuck does it work where you have like three brothers and they're all like completely different.

- Yeah, it's interesting. - It's very interesting. - Do you think it's different maybe because you guys were all boys? - Maybe, maybe there's like that urge to- - Maybe like the sister and brother dynamic, it just naturally kind of tends to like one gets closer to the other. - Yeah, I think brothers and sisters don't mind being like closer in personality, but like boys, you don't wanna be the same exact same brother. 'Cause otherwise your oldest is probably gonna be the better version. - Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's probably what it is. - Do you feel protective over your sister?

"Oh, a hundred percent, she's my sister. "I have to." But at the same time, she's also so dependent right now that even like, I want to be there for her more, but she's just like, "I'm chilling, bro, we're good." - Independent, you're independent. - Oh, sorry, independent, sorry. Yeah, she's so independent that she's just like, "I'm just chilling, bro. "We're good, just call me every now and then, we're good." We send each other memes all the time and it's like,

the exact same style of memes that we send to each other. So like, you really are my sister. - I don't know if it's from like media growing up, but I think there's this like unhealthy expectation that's set on, especially family of a lot of boys where it's like, you've got to make something of yourself. You've got to become something individual. So I don't think my brothers felt that, maybe they didn't, but I definitely felt like I had to like,

stand out compared to my brothers. - Yeah. - Like do something different. - Yeah. I guess they were kind of more like your rivals than your brothers, right? - Kind of growing up, yeah. But you also got each other's back. Especially 'cause my, Callum, my older brother growing up, he was like a straight,

He's a great son. If you wanted the perfect son or a model son, it'd be my older brother 'cause he was responsible, didn't cause problems, and was good at everything. And he's great. I love him now, he's great. - That's the older brother dynamic, right? - True, true. - He's gotta set the standards, right? - He set the standard too fucking high if you ask me. - He ran so you could- - I was doing pretty good in school, but Calum always did better.

Fuck you guys, I'm gonna play the Xbox. - 'Cause I would always like my philosophy growing up was I will crush everything I do and do it right away so that when I played Xbox in like degenerate amount of hours, my parents wouldn't get on my ass for it. But they still got on my ass for it, which I felt was, they broke the contract. The contract was I give you good son, you let me play Xbox.

And so I thought on paper, I was crushing it. I was great at sports, did all my work, I got great grades. And I thought the agreement was I could then do whatever I wanted.

- You didn't read the fine print. - I did. - Just kidding. - But I didn't understand, what I failed to appreciate was that parents back then had this, they thought that the devil was running the video games. - Yeah, I saw it. - Bad for you. - Yeah. - So they didn't want me playing it. And I was like, no, trust me. I wanted to play more. - Trust me, the devil said it was fine. - But now I always joke with my parents that they fucked up by stopping me from playing video games. I'm like, I could have been cracked. I could have been the best. - I could have been an eSports, you see that eSports player? - I could have been the best of the fucking best.

- Well, now when we grow up, do you think we're gonna have like fucking who can be the best iPad swiper? Who can spend the most time on the iPad? - I'll speak to Felix about this. Felix doesn't let his kid use an iPad, I think.

And I agree, I don't want to give a kid an iPad. - No, not at that age. - I hear like, I've got some friends who have kids and they like regret it. 'Cause they're like, it's impossible for the kid to exist without this. He like will be miserable without it. - Yeah. And I agree with that. I think there's a fine line because I feel like as millennials, we have a, like I think the advantage we have as millennials is that we know

the world before the internet and technology really took over and being really connected and online all the time. And we know the effects afterwards as well. So I feel like we have a good balance of understanding what parts, what aspects of being online can help a kid and, you know, can be benefits and what aspects are actually fucking dangerous. And we've been through that and we have to be really conscious about that because it's not just even teaching a kid about that. Sometimes you have to teach your parents about that.

'Cause sometimes I have to teach my parents about the dangers of being addicted online all the time. And they are a grown ass adult. - I think the reason why it kind of turned out okay for me is that I mainly used it more as a social thing as opposed to, I mean, obviously I really wanna play the game, but I used it as so much of a social avenue. But I think that there's also this, like you could argue all this difference between an iPad and a Game Boy.

I think there was some kind of like self limiting factor of a Game Boy where it was like, all right, once you've kind of run out of games and your parents weren't buying you anymore, you either had to replay the games, which got boring, or you were like, I'm gonna have to do something else. - Well, that's the thing. The iPad is not just the game, it's YouTube. It's everything that you, anything and everything you can do. Whereas the Game Boy is just there to play one game.

If you don't have any other physical games, you can't do anything else, right? So it's very different. - There's also some shared experience that you could share with your other classmates if you'd all play the same game. - Totally. - You could socialize about it. And I don't know if there is, I'm sure there is something nowadays, but it's a weird one.

We have to wait like 10 years to see the ramifications. So I'm kind of excited. I'm like, oh goody. Can't wait to see how fucked up they are. Can't wait to see if it actually is just we're overblowing it. Or if there's some legit issues. But I have to, I will side on the side of we're probably overblowing it a little bit.

- Yeah, I'm sure there are some actual social ramifications that are gonna come up, but I don't think it's as bad as people are saying it's gonna be. - It's a give and take, right? Because I personally can feel my brain chemistry changing from having an iPad and TikTok and shit like that. The only reason I can is because I've experienced what it was like before and I can experience what my attention span is like

after the advent of scrolling through YouTube Shorts for a million different, for like two hours or something. And there's this argument about every generation has this thing, it's fucking radio, then it's television, then it's games or whatever. But I feel like as we've grown older, I'm not gonna say that I'm gonna completely get my kids off of this one thing, but I think-

like for one, being a fucking parent for one thing and just being aware of how much time they're spending and just having a little bit of control over your kids about how much contact time they have with this iPad is a healthy thing.

as much as we had when we were gaming or when we got into anime, I couldn't game every single day. I couldn't be logged in and watch anime every single moment of my life. And I think that that helps me appreciate the things outside of the world. - Yeah, I think it's the balance is the most important thing. Yeah, for sure. - All right, moving on. - I like this. - Who's most likely to become a vegan? We all love meat. - I think honestly, like all of us could probably do it.

- I can do it. - I can do it. - I can do it. - What? Really? - All right, Connor it is then. - I don't think, I think it would be a fucking hard readjusting period. - I tried to be, I went pescatarian for a month and I was dying on the inside. - It's just the only thing that actually annoys me and the only thing like, if you, okay, if I was in like a fucking lab, you just handed me vegan food every day. I don't, I think I'd be okay with it, but I think the problem arises and this is where I,

I would struggle the most is having to always constantly check. Hey, is this vegan? Hey, can you change this? Hey, can you remove it? That's what would drive me insane. Because I love the idea. I love the fact that now I can just order something. I don't give a fuck what it is. I'm going to eat it. But then I feel like I get like tired watching sometimes my friends have to be like, hey, can you change this? Can you ask? I'm like, that's the part for me that sucks. And yes, there are places that are vegan oriented, but in Japan, it's a bit of a slog and it's not there yet.

- Yeah. - LA bro, you could do it easy. You could do fucking get this done. - Oh, if you're rich. - Yeah, you also have to have money. That's also the big thing about vegan. Vegan is absolutely an upper class thing. But like we, what was that? Generally, generally. - Generally, I think. - If you just cook for yourself, right? - But even groceries can be expensive. - And also there are like certain vegan food restaurants are like can do these crazy cooking techniques

But the chefs that you couldn't do at your home, they make these amazing dishes that you would never get to try. I mean, the more is it the best rated restaurant in the world that we used to be in New York changed to a vegan. - Oh really? - Yeah. And they've had a great success with that. And obviously the stuff that they're doing with food is very different from me if I went home and I was like, potatoes.

Broccoli. You know what I mean? It's gonna be a very different experience of being vegan. And there is that aspect to it. But I don't think I could do it. - I don't think I could do it. - But I think if I had a vegan chef doing it for me, fuck yeah. Dude, well, we went to LA, right?

- Yeah, if you have your own private vegan chef, I can do it. - That's not you doing it. - Easily, easily. Well, like I think that's to illustrate the fact that I don't feel like I need meat. It's more so like meat is just convenient. It's just everywhere and it tastes fucking good. - I think I need meat. I need meat. - What, you want a bodybuilder, Garnt? What are you doing? - Not even red meat. I just want chicken.

- I could probably like the only thing when I was pescetarian for a month, the only thing I missed was chicken. I didn't really miss beef or pork or anything like that as much as just white meat. - I mean, yeah, I like chicken a lot. - 'Cause I love fish, right? So that was covered. I could eat that and that was great. But just man, chicken, you can't, there's nothing that can replace chicken in my opinion.

- We'll get there. - We'll get there. - I think we've done a pretty good job of emulating beef. The steak aspect hasn't been done very well, but ground beef is pretty damn close. When Burger King in Japan had the impossible burger or whatever it was,

I thought that should taste better than their normal burgers. - Well, what was it made? It was like beans. - It was plant-based, yeah. - Plant-based. - Soy and a bunch of other stuff. - It has a lot of other things though, like coconut oil to replicate. - It's pretty bad for you. It's like generally like the carb content was pretty high. - Right, yeah. - The fattiness was pretty high, but I thought it still tastes better than meat.

- Fair enough. - But I mean, it's getting better. I mean, obviously somewhere like LA it's a different ballpark being able to do this. Like you can go to this, there's like vegan cheese stores that specialize in vegan cheese. It tastes pretty good and vegan bacon and stuff like that.

- In Japan, fuck no. - It's also like, would you like to pay $70 for a block of cheese? - Yeah, exactly. It's also, again, being vegan in certain places is very expensive. I mean, obviously the more popular being vegan becomes, the easier it'll get and the cheaper it'll get. There was that one place in LA where that guy ordered, on a tour, he ordered like vegan beef jerky.

- It was the best tasting. It was on our tour. We were in LA and one of the guys ordered vegan beef jerky and it was like the best fucking thing I'd ever tasted in my life. - 'Cause it wasn't beef jerky. - Yeah, it was something else. It was the most tasty thing I've ever had in my life. - I'll get you that dish next time. It was a Thai dish actually. - What? Oh really? - Yeah, it was a Thai dish. Normally it's, I don't know why they called it beef jerky, but it's- - It's like dried meat. - Yeah, it's like dried meat. Normally in Thailand we do it with pork.

And they did it with some kind of like plant-based material. - It's insane, it tastes like fucking God life. - And I realized after like looking at the food and being like, oh, this is like,

- I think it's like a Asian kind of like cuisine restaurant as well. 'Cause I swear I had some of these dishes before and then realized, oh, some of these dishes are just Thai. - Well, because I went to, when we did the Anthony Padilla show, I mean, obviously we did it separate times, but I went there and he had the exact same thing. And I was like, dude, can I have it? Can I have one? And he was like, yeah, of course. I had it and I was like, oh.

- Godlike. - Godlike. - It is godlike. - All right, we're gonna do one more. This final one is from Patreon, from Brock Otabaka. I hope I'm pronouncing your name correctly. And it is, and brace yourselves boys, who is most likely to let their girlfriend/wife peg them? - Wow. - Joey, what was that side eye? - Oh, nothing.

- Just laughing at the question, you know? There's no deeper meaning. - All right. - All right, ready? Three, two, one. - I think both of you. Connor. - I say Garnt. - I say Garnt and Joey. - Wait, what? - Joey mentioned his ass a lot. I feel like a lot of ass play going on perhaps. - I feel like, okay, the reason- - What the heck, Garnt? - The reason I put Connor, I feel like,

I feel like Connor's hiding something. I feel like Connor wants everyone, he has this public image to be like, "I only like MILFs and MILFs is the only thing I consume and that is all I want." But I feel like secretly behind closed doors, there's a bit of curiosity there. - There's curiosity but there's no pegging curiosity. - You never know. - I do think Garnt could get pegged. - Oh dude, Garnt 100%. I know what kind of girls he likes. - What is a genuine question?

- What is pegging? - Wait, you don't know what pegging is? - I don't know what pegging is. - Okay. - I will describe it in the easiest way possible. - Pegging is when the girl puts on a strap on and fucks you in the ass.

- No. Okay, here's the thing. - No, I feel like it'd be like, honey, I wanna try pegging guns. Like, yes, honey. Okay. - Let's just try it out and see if we can get into it. - Yes, honey. - I don't know, I feel like, okay, obviously me being with Cindy would be like the obvious answer. I don't know, I feel like publicly,

- Publicly we get most of our degenerate shit out in public. We actually have a nice wholesome relationship behind closed doors I feel. I know there are so many things, there's so many fetishes that

I feel like the idea is better than actually me wanting to do it. - Like there's sometimes I see a dojin where I'm like, oh, that's pretty hot. But then if I imagine the thing in real life, I'm like, absolutely not. - I don't think I've ever seen pagan thought. Yeah, this seems to sound like a fun time.

I mean, I know people who have been pegged. - You do? - Yeah. - Wait, what? - I don't. - I know. - What's their want to get pegged? - They were just curious. Like they're both a couple that are very like open to trying out different things. You know, they're just sexually curious as any couple is. And one night they were just like, the girlfriend just asked like, can we try this out? And the guy was like,

I mean, sure, I'm probably gonna hate it, but hey, you know what? We've tried all sorts of other ships before. - Sounds like healthy. Sounds like a good relationship. - And he said it was awesome. He actually really liked it. - Yeah. - And he was like, "Yeah, I was really surprised. I didn't think I would like it." - This is what scares me is that like, what if I, 'cause the things that I'm pretty sure I'm not into, if I tried them, I might think like, "Hold on now." And then I can't jack off unless someone's like paying

and there's a- - Let's some finger in my own eyes. - There's a finger in my butthole, there's an 80 year old woman in the corner and the moon's in, and Mercury's in retrograde. - The Jackhammer 3000 going on in the background. - I don't wanna add complexity to my jacking off or like, I don't wanna add complexity to like busting a nut when I'm just trying to keep it like the same way it's been for a thousand years.

- Listen, at least for me, I know you put me down as well as Garnt. - What the? - You put me down as well as Garnt, but I can tell you why it wouldn't be me. - Okay, tell me why. - I mean, I told you all the sharting stories. - That would make you more likely, right? - No, it just wouldn't go well. - He's used to having to clean up there. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- Again, same as what Garnt said. Some things just sound like, oh, you know, it might be interesting concept. But then when you actually think about it in practice, it's just like, nah, that just sounds like a magic. - I feel like Connor's the most likely to like accidentally have something like that happen and then realize, oh shit, I actually really like it.

- How do you accidentally get pegged? - I don't know. He goes into, okay. - It's not something that happens like whoops. - Here's the origin story. - I would never accidentally get pegged, Connor. - No, no, no. - The moment someone's got me on all fours, I think I would question it. - It's like, wait, what's happening? - Here's the Connor origin story. - Okay, tell me the Connor origin. - Connor is against this throughout our relationship. But he has a health checkup once.

And the doctor recommends that he has to check up there. - Sure. - Right? As a medical procedure. And Connor's like, "Fine, I gotta fucking do it." He's like standing on all fours. - Dude, I'm dreading it. - And he's dreading it. And he's like, the doctor sticks his finger up and he's like, "Wait, why wasn't this as uncomfortable as I thought it was going to be?" - Did he put a finger up there?

- I thought they put like a camera. - Sometimes it's a camera, sometimes it's the thing. - Well to get the camera in, they gotta open it up. - I'm dreading it, I feel like I'm gonna faint. 'Cause in Japan, after a certain age, they're compulsory. I don't know what age is it. - It's 40 something. - Fuck, I'm dreading it. 'Cause I feel like I'm gonna faint the moment I get it. - Well, you should probably start getting used to it. You have a little bit of pegging. - That's not a little bit. That's like the doctor going, "Fucking, I need my fist in next."

- And that's gonna like sow the seed until like five, seven years later, Connor's in like a stable relationship. And Connor's like, he's not a YouTuber anymore. He has nothing to prove on the camera. And then he's just like, - I can't get off unless I have a camera up my ass. - One day, one day. And that's it. That's the origin story. - Age 50. - Age 50, yeah. It says recommended everyone should have it at age 50. Yeah, or around 40, I guess. - Yeah.

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