The Most INSANE Australians (ft. @coldones ) | Trash Taste #158
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Paid for by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. Hello, everyone. Welcome back to another episode of the Trash Taste Podcast. I'm the host, Joey. And as always, I'm with Gant and Connor. We got the Aussie table right here. We got the Aussie couch right here. What's up with that? I'm with Max and Chad from Cold Ones. How's it going? Hello. Hello.

Why are you guys nervous all of a sudden? What the hell? Yeah, Cold One, this is S. You guys know how to podcast, right? It's almost like you don't have a podcast. I don't know how to do it sober. All right, so this is actually part one of the Cold One's Trash Taste collaboration. We have not had any beers or alcohol yet, but I'm sure on your set, we're going to be having plenty. We'll be having them on your set.

I brought some. Oh, you brought some? I guess we're starting over. Can you grab some out of that fridge? We're just getting started. I can't do it sober, man. I can't talk to a camera. So this is going to be the more... The less drunk version, I guess. Oh, wow. What is this? Oh, wow.

Oh, you got some katakana in there too. Yeah, we had to put 1% soju in it just so we could put the Japanese writing on it and it was fucking expensive. Hell yeah, nice. These ones are being changed. Thank you very much.

- Orange color. - It needs to be like, yeah. - Shochu vodka and soda. - Are you grape? - 6%. - It's grape and peach. We got grape and we got one flavor each. - This sounds like a dangerous combination. - Grape is getting changed though. But the peach is perfect I think. - Okay, so just drink the drink. - Okay, okay. - Cheers boys. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers.

Let's see how it tastes. Oh, not bad. Oh, that's good.

I love by the way Say that more Say that more It's amazing Max and Chad I love by the way You guys called it grog It just speaks for itself Was there a reason Why you put the katakana on it You just wanted it to have Like Japanese Don't ask me bro I mean Is this like Is this phonetically grog Good or goo Yeah good or goo Yeah but there's no word That's

- Or grogs barely in English. - Exactly. It's an Aussie English word. - Yeah. - Do you guys use grog in the UK? - Not really. - Do you use it in Australia? - Yeah, it means alcohol. - Do you actually? - I think it was originally what the poor people had to drink. - Is that how you're gonna advertise it? - Something like that before it became like used in the UK.

- For all alcohol. It was a specific kind of thing. - Yeah, we just call all alcohol grog. - I thought I understood Australia more than I did. Today I went to go and get like a plug adapter. And then I went and I was looking at the aisles and there was a thing called Globes. And I was like, whoa, that's impressive. They have a whole aisle for Globes? And so I go to this aisle, I'm like, where the fuck are the Globes? And I realized they're talking about light bulbs.

- I've never heard that before. - I've never heard that. - Sorry, yeah. - You've never heard what? Someone calling a light bulb a globe. - What? I call them globes. - Why the fuck is it called a globe? - Yeah, bulbs. - Yeah, I was like, why are we changing? - Yeah, bulb is more common. - And there was something- - And it's a better word. - Okay, I don't know. Can you tell me what this is? It said Manchester. What was that? - What kind of store did you order from? - What was it? - You went to a Woolworths, right? - It was Woolworths. It said Manchester. - Manchester globe.

No, it's like books. It was like notepads. I was like, what the fuck is... That's your problem. You're describing an aisle I'd never walk down. Okay, okay. Pen and paper? I don't read. I thought you would know. You're Australian. I guess not. Obviously, I don't know because I'm drinking too much of this shit. You've had one fucking sip already. I'm drunk on half of it.

- What are you talking about? - Oh my God. - Before we get into it, we should probably, just in case if there's anyone in our audience who don't know who you guys are, do you guys wanna introduce yourselves to our audience? - Yep. Chad, go ahead. - Drink alcohol. Do funny. Put on camera. Edit.

- We don't edit. - Yeah, no, we've got a channel and- - I'm sure a lot of people who'd kind of watch this would know all of you if they like YouTube, 'cause you guys have been around for a very long time. - Yeah. - Doing various stuffs on the internet in one way. - I'm an fucking OG, bro. - You are an OG. - I'm like this man. - How many years have you done it now, Max? - My first video was 2007.

- Damn. - I think. - Your original, some of your original prank calls were some videos I took inspiration from when I did start. - Oh really? - I did prank calls when I first started. - Really? - Yeah. - Not only that. - But way more cringe, it is anime characters. - Yeah, I think mine are pretty bad to look back on. I think if I was doing anime. - Prank calls don't age well. They just don't. It's just like, I'm harassing someone. This is so funny. - Exactly.

- Is that what you do when you're younger and you think it's so funny and you age out of it, you're like, wow, I should have date. - Yeah, fuck, I was like. - It's okay, you have your arc, right? - Yeah, I wanted to, if I was gonna go back to the main channel, I wanted to do like a thing where I would go to some of those businesses that I completely fucked with and maybe do like a full video where I go, hey, I'm sorry for doing this. - What, your redemption? - I'm sorry for fucking your company up. Here's $10,000. - They'd be like, who are you?

- Well, there's one specifically I know I'd start with, which was a Lord of the Dings, which was like a- - Car repair store. - Yeah. - Lord of the Dings! - Car detailing. - Wait, it's like a very local, like a local store? - Yeah, it was just some, yeah. Usually I beep the names out of the stores that I'd call 'cause I didn't want them to get any shit. But this video sort of hinged on the fact that the name was called that or something, so I didn't remove it.

And then people started, they got a lot of harassment to the point where it was on like the local news. And then the guy was just, yeah, he was being interviewed by the news saying like, oh, my company's fucked. Like all these fuckers are calling me and constantly I can't run my business. Sam Asal named his crash repair business Lord of the Dings nine years ago for a laugh. You come down here, I'll cut your head with a rock.

- Sam reported the calls to police, but was simply advised to change his number. - Jesus. - But he was a as well. - Okay, so when is the redemption? How does this work? You just called him a . - You go to the company, you're just like, "By the way, you're a ." - Anyway, yeah, I'd maybe wanna do something with him. Be like, "Hey, sorry for that, bro."

after all those years. - Here's some money to change the name of the company. 'Cause I think he still has the same name. - Then obviously it's still doing well. He probably did him a favor. - Yeah, maybe. - I was too scared to call British ones. So I just called American companies. 'Cause I thought, what are they gonna do? Extradite me?

Yeah I mean like honestly I'm gonna ask for a second because when we uh when we had the idea to start a podcast for ourselves we're like I don't know what the fuck we're doing uh and we're gonna be honest half of our like direction was just let's just look at cold ones and just fucking

- I can't even copy what they're doing. - Didn't you send a clip in the chat? 'Cause obviously we're doing you guys next. So he was, I don't research. He does the research. - No, this is the first episode. - And Max like linked the clip from the first episode and it's you saying that, yeah, we're just gonna drink on this constantly. - We didn't. - What are you talking about? You told me you're a YouTuber. You're all YouTubers and you don't constantly drink.

- No. - Cocaine addictions then. - Okay, no, no. We would be imprisoned super fast in Japan. - Oh yeah, shit, Japan. I mean, not cocaine addictions. - Not even that I want to, by the way. I just wanna preface that, I do not want to, but even if I did, we would be fucked. - One sec, does anyone got a tissue? He's got a hang boogie, it's pissing me off.

I would like one. Thank you.

I got it. I'll take a tissue. There you go. Speaking about drinking, that is a huge part of your brand. You know, as you get older, you do worry. You're like, man, should I drink less? Do you have a concern where you're like, man, maybe we just fucking drink way too much on this day? Me, specifically me, a lot actually have been having that like battle, like realization because...

I'm 28 now. Yeah. And it actually, like, I don't enjoy, I love drinking. I still love drinking. I do too. I do too. I love, I can't, I can't like express how much I love drinking, but I hate drinking and then having to like worry about work because we, we drink. It comes like an end of recording. I'm worried. I'm like, Oh, did this go right? Oh, did I say this? Like, did I upset this person? Cause I,

you know you don't be a dick yeah yeah and like i'm drunk but i'm trying to work at the same time so i fucking i had it used to be a lot easier because it'd just be three of us it'd be like me scott and max yeah i'm filming these videos and now we've got like a whole production team like we got editors we got like a fucking writer and they're all there and it's like i can't get drunk and then like try call the shots because i'm fucking drunk so yeah um what about the health

- Yeah, I wonder if there's like any kind of approach to it. Like is it health? Is there like a business, you know, is there a thing of like, hey, we can't do this for like 10 more years. - The health thing, I don't really care if I die. But there is, I definitely have had the conversation with myself like,

I think there's some weeks where I go, we can't drink that much this week 'cause I feel like shit. And we definitely dialed it back. We still drink a lot, but when we started, it was like- - Every episode. - Every episode was like a blackout. - Now it's sort of just like- - Get tipsy. - Which episodes are the ones that you need to drink in? - Is that because the content is just not as engaging? - No, because there's stuff that,

The content is turning children's toys into drinking games or something like that. Oh, okay. That makes sense. Or celebrity alcohol. Yeah, trying celebrity alcohol. Everything else that's not that now we try to basically remove it from it. So you kind of just like sprinkle it throughout the schedule, right? Yeah. Yeah, right. So you're like, we're getting blackout drunk for this one, this one. Also, we're just getting like- I still really like socially drinking. I love socially drinking.

- I don't want to sack, I can't do it more than once a week 'cause I'm older. Hangovers last for days. Like another thing is if I drink on a Thursday, I write off my next day. - Same here. That's when I stopped having to like, you know, calm down the drinking as well. I remember so vividly, like when I was like in my early twenties or something, I was like drinking and my cousin's like, you're going to know when you're old, when a hangover lasts more than one day. - I didn't know that could happen. That was fucked up when I found out that happened.

I was like, yo, I'm never gonna get old. And I remember I was like 26 or something. And I woke up the day afterwards and I'm like, fuck, oh shit, he was right. I'm getting old. And yeah, it's like now I'm 30 and I'm like, fuck, I can't. - You're 30? - I'm 32. - You're fucking old, bro. - Fuck, I don't wanna hear that from you. - Shit, I'm so sorry.

- He looks the youngest out of all of us though, so far. - I mean. - No, you all look relatively well. - Are you the youngest? - You're the youngest. - Yeah, I'm 26. - No. - He's the youngest. - He's the youngest. He's the middle child. - I'm the same age as you. - Yeah. - Oh. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, baby.

- Yeah, I guess so. - Sorry, brother. - We're white, we age horribly. They got Asian genes, it's unfair. - I don't know, I have not, I mean, I don't think I have, I look at photos of me from 10 years ago, I'm like, "I still look the same." - It's fucked up. - I don't feel the same. - No, you don't. - The beard did wonders for you though. - Yeah. - That covers up all the fucking battle scars. - Wait, how old are you, Max?

- 30 soon. - Oh, okay. I think you said 32 though. I was like, oh. - No, almost 30. - That's crazy though. 'Cause to think of like, like you mentioned, like you started doing YouTube in 2007. That's, yeah, okay. That's very young. - Yeah, that makes sense. - We've known each other for 11 years now. - Did you guys meet through YouTube?

Chad can tell you how he does it. I follow him on Facebook when he used to have a Facebook. This was before Twitter was a thing. I basically just had like a normal Facebook account that I was like, everyone on my YouTube, add me on Facebook. Literally just that until it reached like the cap. I just commented on his thing. I was like, you want some Diablo gold? And

Sorry, say that again. I said you want some Diablo gold. Oh my God. I was playing Diablo at the time or something unrelated. And then, yeah, Chad commented on one of my statuses or something like, do you want some gold? You're a big, you're a huge gamer, right? I still am. Yeah. It's a double wall of glory. Double wall of glory, bro. Right, right. Yeah. Like MMOs, right?

Yeah, I still play MMOs. It does nothing. I'm getting older. I can't play games as good as I used to. What do you mean as good? I used to be great at League. I queued up for a game of League the other day. Fucking, I can't play for shit. I was like, what happened to my brain? Oh, the alcohol. You gotta drink one before getting in the queue. So, yeah. I still play MMOs because it's more of like a...

because like all my guildies are all like Melbourne based. We're still like really good like players and we're like, we kill it every weekend. - But that's when like World of Warcraft and stuff like sounds fun when you like actually get like meaningful kind of friendships and bonds from it. - We did like a guild meetup for Wrath of the Lich King launch and we like booked an Airbnb. - That sounds fucking sick. - And like, pub tub and like cocaine and like.

We just did a three-day binge of like fucking playing like World of Warcraft and that was good. And they're like some of my closest friends and there's some people that I've known

in my guild for like 15, 16 years, even longer than that. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of. Okay. So you sent Max a message asking if he wanted some gold. Yeah. And then we connect and I lied through my teeth and ended up meeting him. You didn't give him the gold? I gave him the gold. Wait, wait, wait. Why? What did you lie about? I said, yeah, man, I'm a fucking professional gamer, brother. I literally said that.

to make himself seem interesting enough for me to like care. I think he was like, ah, I just got done playing like league in Japan or something. Something like that. I don't think Japan has pro games. You said some shit about how you literally toured around like awesome shit because you played so well. I was good at league. The one country on earth they don't give a fuck about league. And then we met and then

Because I came here because I had family that lived in Perth and then I flew there and then I went back home for a little bit and like finished like school and shit like that. And then I moved back to Perth. I kind of like, I grew up in like a small town. I didn't want to be there anymore. Yeah. So I like just was speaking to Max still and then I ended up flying back to Perth and then. Well, you're both from Perth, right? No, I'm from Queensland. Oh, you're from Queensland. Yeah. Yeah. And then, yeah, we just kept in contact and then.

- And then- - And then- - Using me as a guinea pig in videos. - Well, we needed like a meat mogul. We needed like a- - A meat mogul. - A human experiment. - We needed someone for the Filthy Frank videos to, you know, torture. - Yeah. - Was that okay? - How'd that come about? - That's where Chad's name came from. Anything for views is from a Filthy Frank video. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So was that- - He was the character as, "Hey, this is anything for views." Like he would do fucking anything. - Was there any kind of-

application process? Or was it like, what will he do? Prove it. - Yeah, I know a guy who'll probably do it. - Wait, wait, wait. How did this conversation come about? Was it like, what video were you making? You were like, I need a guy to just do something fucking like- - What was the first video? Do you remember that you were in? Like the- - The first video I did was- - I don't think it was the-

I can't remember. I can't fucking remember. Was it the PewDiePie tattoo? Can we get that out? I think that was like the first video where the name was in it, but I was in some other videos of yours. Oh yeah, that is where the character came from. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I couldn't tell you when the first video was. Can we see the tattoo or...

Oh, I mean, can I show it? Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Show it. There's some more there that will, like, never relate. This is the Patreon, by the way, guys. What are we doing? I haven't seen it. Oh, my God. I had a long shower. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, I see, I see. I see it very clearly. Very clearly. Is that this cheek? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I always wondered when you were on those videos, was there like, did you have some goal in mind? Or were you just like, I just got asked to do this weird thing. I'll just fucking do it. Or did you always want to kind of get a following? I never wanted to do YouTube. Okay. I think I said that a lot. I want to stream. I want to be a streamer. Well, you were, right? I was. We can get into that.

yeah i'm not much to get into that website fucking sucks anyway um yeah fuck this fucking overly progressive losers okay

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- That was like where I started. - I guess that lines up more with kind of the MMO kind of sphere. - Well, yeah, I loved games and I still played heaps of games. And I remember watching like "Crip Herring" if you know who that is. - Yep, I watched his "Hearthstone". - Yeah, 'cause I watched him back in "Diablo" day when I was having "Diablo". So I was like, "Oh, I just wanna be a fucking streamer. Like I'm great at these games. I could do better if I like committed." - "I'll do anything for views."

Yeah. And then I did that and then I started streaming and then I kind of realized I didn't like playing video games on stream anymore. And then I was like, oh, do I? Well, then I have a memory of clicking on one of your streams in the early days and it said zero viewers or

- Or I said one, but you were still narrating like, "Hey guys." - You have to, you have to. - I know, I know, I know, but it's just like, it's funny to like think about that as like, as a moment in time compared to like now. - But you click on like most streams that have like two views and there are people just not talking. 'Cause they're like, "Oh, no one's here, so I'm not gonna talk." - Yeah, you didn't get what it takes. You gotta talk. - Yeah, yeah, exactly. - And yeah, I was doing, I was basically doing what we're doing on Cold One. So I was just getting drunk every night and like playing Mario Kart.

- And people, I don't know, for some reason people love a really drunk guy playing Mario Kart. So that was like the first thing and then I played some WoW and I played some other games and then I started, then they brought out IRL and then people like figured out there was an app on the phone, it was scuffed as. - Yeah, I mean it's still kind of, a little bit scuffed. - But it's gotten a lot better. - Yeah, but I was like, okay, so you're telling me I can get paid to take my phone out in public, be a nuisance and get drunk.

And people were like, yeah, I'll donate to see that. I was like, fucking say less. Say less. I mean, yeah, that first wave of IRL content was, well, it was something. It was definitely weird. Really weird time. There hasn't been anything like it since because it's like,

I know you guys are the same, but with like videos and streaming, every time you do something sort of innovating, because that's what it was at the time. It was like something new. Yeah. You have to one up yourself each time. Yeah. So some people went down the wrong path. Me being one of them. I know a couple other mates that went down the wrong path. Well, I mean, the IRL in general at that time was kind of all about drinking and swatting and then trying to pick up girls or whatever. It was a really weird time.

It's cleaned up a lot, luckily. - Yeah, I think so, yeah. - I'm someone who's not so in touch with like the streamer history. Can you break down what this era is for me, someone who doesn't know? - I mean, you pretty know better than me. I just observed all of that. - It was essentially an era where people were like,

Loved observing other people's life through a camera. It was just like Big Brother 2.0. Right. But it was always degenerate. But it had to be degenerate. Like it had to be or else it wasn't going to climb. People wanted the train wreck. Yeah. They wanted to watch the train wreck. The chance to see something fucked happen. Right.

And to pay for donations that are blasting out into a public space is another huge sort of thing. And like, Ice Poseidon did like an RV trip and I was on one of them. It's just a fucking train wreck. They like find people on the streets, like not on the streets, but they find like fucked people on the internet. They're like, oh, let's just bring this train wreck of a person with us on this RV because you know it's going to go south. You know it's going to be content. Yeah, it's not morally right, but they're like...

but money, you know? - Right. - Yeah, it's like big brother, but without like the whole vetting process. - Yeah. - It's like, just get the crazy, just bring the fucking craziest dude in. - Someone paid off the guy. - Yeah, yeah. - But obviously, because it was such a new thing, there was no rules for it. So you could get away with doing stupid shit like that. But now there's obviously,

hard rules on each platform you can't do it anymore but people are still trying to capture that old essence of it sam hyde's doing um uh fish tank a fish tank it's the same thing he's got a bunch of live cameras in a house 24 7 the other day that was just some guy jerking off on the couch like yeah that is definitely like early fucking twitch days yeah this episode is sponsored by expressvpn going online without expressvpn is like not having a case on your phones

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Is this kind of getting like a comeback from kick? Because I've seen like articles every now and again. I don't know what's going on. I think it's kind of like revitalized. I think a lot of those like IRL streamers from back in that period who were...

as a result banned off Twitch. - Yeah, yeah. - Has now kind of like resurfaced on Kik because Kik I feel like at least right now, the environment is kind of like just the wild west. - It has to be because it's a new platform. They don't want to put all these rules in place. - I think one of the main problems though is that when you have like content like that, it has to be viewer funded. - Yeah. - Because you can't rely on brands, right? If you are funded, we're talking about way less money. - Well, that's why Twitch started like pulling the plug on stuff. - Yeah, you have to. - You're not making us more money than we'd make from,

running an NVIDIA ad on the website. - Yeah. - What was that clip of that streamer in Japan who was just like making a nuisance of himself? - The guy lived in Japan for eight years. - He was someone from Iceland. - Oh, he was from Iceland. - Oh boy, was he? - I didn't know that stream. - Yeah. - Who's his name?

I can't remember what his name is. His name. Yeah. That's his username. Yeah. I don't fucking know. But yeah, he was just, he was on, it was like a clip of him on a train. Cause you have like Texas. I did an IRL stream in Japan, but I wasn't fucked. I didn't do Texas beach in Japan. Cause I know that that is fucked up. I'm in a foreign country. I did IRL streams, had a lot of fun there, but you can do Texas beach donations on the shoulder, which I used to do, but he'd had no filters on it. So it was playing like all this scuff, like heavy bass. You spent like Skrillex on a train. Yeah. And then just,

The thing that blew my mind is he got an altercation and then he'd been living there for eight years and did not say a single- Yeah, he said, speak fucking English. The best part was the suspenders was like, speak fucking English. And then the Japanese guy was like, speak fucking Japanese. And the Japanese guy had perfect English. He said that in English. I was like, hang on, why could the Japanese guy speak better English than you? It's such a pathetic-

existence to do stuff like that. It's like, you're just, you know, you're just like a sad lively wannabe. - Listen, I was like one week away from becoming that. So, you know, come on, let him grind. - How many, okay. How many people at the same time we went down that path would have had like turned it around like 0.1%. - No.

I didn't turn it around. I just got banned at a perfect time. Do you think getting banned kind of like helped though? Kind of may help you figure out a better direction. I think it was a sign from God. Yeah. Let me help you out. I mean, yeah, it was just like a point in my life where I was like, oh, okay. Like I moved to Melbourne after that and I had some other stuff I was doing and then

met Scott who does cool shirts he's like the cool shirts guy and he like helped direct our videos and everything like that and then he was like oh let's do a podcast it's fucking easy yeah and I was like yeah I mean why not so we did a podcast and then Max did one with me and Max was like oh yeah we did this full time thing and

Then COVID happened like, oh, no more podcasts. And then now we do videos. Which again was another like perfect thing because that was the only reason we stopped doing them really. And then started focusing on all the content that was supposed to be like the filler, which is now the main point. And if you looked at Cold Ones, you would be like, this is like, that's their main stuff. But originally it was like, it's supposed to be guest episodes. There's only so much as a podcast, as we know as well, that you can clickbait. Yeah.

There's only so many views you can get on like a one hour, two hour video. Those 10 minute or 20 minute easy to digest videos with like really crazy shit happening. It's way easier to reach a bigger audience. But obviously it's a different product, right? - Yeah, it's a totally different time and content. So how did the idea of Cold Ones like come about? Was it like Scott's idea or was it just- - I mean, Scott, yeah, essentially was like, oh, I got this video idea where I really wanna do.

Because he wanted to do a video where we went on Fiverr and commissioned shirts. And then we did that one. And then the next video idea was yours. We were like, oh, the Fiverr shirt video. So, well, let's order a bunch of like shitty drinking games off Wish. Yeah. And then we did that. And then those two videos did so well. Like, we're like, why the fuck are we doing podcasts? Yeah.

- I do love milking Wish reviews. - Didn't we get crack pipes or something? - Yeah, from Wish. - What was that? We got McDonald's bongs or something and then didn't Wish tell us that there was a surge in sales for that item?

- And then they were like, we want to sponsor you. - Yeah. - Or something like that. - There was a Wish House in LA. I don't know if you guys ever remember that. - What? - Yeah, it was a TikTok thing. - What? - Google it, Google Wish House. - What am I, wait, like make a wish? - In LA, they did like a Wish House. So they'll sponsor YouTubers to wish.

And it was a little bit after our video and then I got a contact with them and I was like, "Oh, hey, can you guys sponsor us?" 'Cause they started sponsoring a few people and I don't think they've done it anymore. They never did it with us in the end because I think I said something stupid to them.

And they're like, oh, we really liked your video because of that. Like your McDonald's bong had a really big surge. - Oh, thank God. - Apparently all the drop shippers were making like new wish things. Like the McDonald's bongs on wish and everything. - Do you think YouTubers are keeping wish alive? Like solely? - Yeah, probably. - Yeah. - 'Cause I feel like every YouTuber I know does wish videos. 'Cause they're just so fucking funny. 'Cause everything on wish is so scuffed. - That's the fucking whole like,

it's like, you don't know what you're gonna get. It's like fucking like mystery packages. - It's great. - Is the Fiverr like stage still going? - Yeah, Fiverr's still fun sometimes. - Oh yeah, Fiverr's still, yeah. - Well, Fiverr tried to clean up the website a lot. I don't know if you guys- - No, we noticed. They sponsored us too for one thing and then a second one and they never paid us. - Yeah, they gave me a budget one time

And I remember they were like, "No, you do what you want." And then I think as I was going through the video, they were kind of like looking at what I was ordering and they were getting a bit nervous. They were like, "Hey, we can do what you want." - Well, that definitely must have happened to Al then. - Well, yeah, we got paid for the first one and he was like, "Oh, maybe next time you can't do this." And I was like,

Fuck you. I think I literally said to him on the call, fuck you. But he didn't tell me not to do another video. So we did another video with the referral link. Never heard from him again. And then he got fired. We don't really care anyway. Obviously, we want to make

stuff that's funny. We're just gonna use your website. We don't need to like sanitize the content just to get paid like a little bit on top. - Yeah, they try to rebrand the whole website to be more like professional. - There's so many scammers on the website. - Yeah, there are. - We're all gonna get fucking replaced by AI anyway. - I mean, half the shit on Fiverr is AI generated.

It's like it's only a matter of time before AI takes over like YouTube. I mean, have you seen like the Blentziaga memes I've been going? Yes, I love. Oh my God. Ironically, I love those. But at the same time, it terrifies me because I'm like dream that trend where a YouTuber would just like take Reddit comments and just read them out. And then we get like millions of

- We know a guy who lives right next to us, makes millions from it. So yes. - It's only a matter of time before you can just AI like a fucking script. - Well, have you not like a lot of those true crime channels now. - That's what I got. - AI voices. Have you noticed this? - Yeah. - I have not noticed that. - I think cameo will be replaced by AI like eventually. - Probably, yeah. - We did a cameo video recently. The only good thing about it is we get a video with it, which is a bit hard to do with AI, but I was like,

Why don't we just fucking like use AI to do these voice actors voices because they're not sending videos with us. I think we're not far off being able to put anything you want into one all like encompassing tool that can... Because there is... All the tools do exist already that can create the whole video mouse and everything. There will eventually be a thing which is just like an app.

You can put it in. Make this celebrity say this. And then that whole business for- Because you don't need it to be the celebrity, right? Yeah, exactly. Someone who looks like Hank to say I'm on this mess. And then these celebrities where that's like their secondary-

because they used to do a famous show, but they're not really getting paid any royalties now. They live off this. I think that's just going to be slowly phased out and replaced and they're going to have to- I've noticed that- Get a real job. I started watching some channels that had like-

- Like drink on a podcast. Like get a real job. I assume you guys watch a lot of YouTube, right? - No, not anymore. - You don't? - I watch and I keep my- - Keep your eye on it. - I watch World of Warcraft lore videos. - Oh, fuck. - And Dragon Ball Z lore videos. - Okay. - What kind of Dragon Ball Z lore? - Can Goku beat AIDS? - Can Goku beat AIDS? - That is something, I love those videos. I love those.

- What would happen if Goku was reborn with all his prior powers? What would happen if Goku died of his heart attack? - You're one of those people. - We found the Dragon Ball fan. - It makes so much sense now. - Do you watch the power scaling videos? - Yes. - I hate them, I hate them, but I get them up on my YouTube channel. - I'm never gonna have an anime opinion. - I can't live in this room with you guys. - You could have an anime opinion. - Anyone remembers the game theory video that they put out being like,

What would happen if these Nintendo characters went- had the coronavirus? And then I think later- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this real? Yeah, yes. Is this still up? He changed the title. I think he changed the title and he may have deleted the whole thing. Matt Pat put a video out like some shit like what would happen if, yeah, if these characters got coronavirus.

What would happen? How would they fucking survive or some shit? I swear that was real. - Who survived? Kirby? - But yes, something like that. And then, you know, I feel like they had comments being like, "Oh, my grandma died of coronavirus."

- The next thing you think, what happened to Freddy Fazbear? - Mario might die, but if he's got his power up mushroom, technically he'll survive. - The longevity increases. He lives for a little bit longer. - Oh my God. - That's horrible. - There's no way this is real. I gotta- - I swear, I swear it was real. - This sounds like an AI video. - This does sound like an AI, this is like an AI map on meme video. - Is it real? - Game theory, who will survive censored virus?

- Oh, that's an actual meme. - Look, look, look at that. - Oh my God, that's fucked up. - So you changed the title. - What is the title? - It's still the same. - Is this an actual quote from the video? "Your grandmother who has diabetes and hypertension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi who has a super high." - No, that's not what that's. - Why is everyone commenting?

- I'm commenting this. - Let me see. - They're just making the same jokes we made.

- No, that's just, that's definitely just a bit. - That's gonna be a bit. - Can you read that? We can make a reality with AI. - Okay, okay, the comments. - Wait, wait, wait. - Your grandmother who has diabetes. Why am I laughing at that? Your grandmother who has diabetes and hypertension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump.

- What does that have to do with anything? - Are you just like... - Sometimes a video can be too topical. - That's when you know you're running out of fucking ideas. - I used to like Game Theory, but you know. - Such brave takes. - You tell him, King. - Tell him, go on. - Well, you know. - I mean, he's just trying to, I think it's more general now. - Well, no, his videos suck. Like, suck.

I think there was a time that game theory was really fun and exciting when you were a gamer. Yeah. And then I think it became- Yeah, when I was fucking 12, maybe. I think when Five Nights at Freddy's came out, I think it became a different channel. You're telling me that Peach isn't fucking Mario, she's fucking Luigi? Oh, my God.

- I don't remember this one at all. - Dragon Ball theories. - What's wrong with Dragon Ball? - What's the wildest Dragon Ball? - It's just Dragon Ball fans. - It's like a meme in the anime community that Dragon Ball fans have like the lowest IQ.

I understand that because it's a very simple fucking show. Oh, he gets stronger. He's hair color change. You know, I don't know. I enjoy it because it's such a like simple. I don't need to know if Mikasa is fucking, you know, and fucking I don't need to know that.

Australian explains attack on Titan. I don't need to know that fucking, you know, old mate uses guns with his, what are those things called on Attack on Titan? 3D maneuver gear. Yeah, maneuver gear. I've seen every episode. I don't know why I don't know that. Why are you acting like you're not a weeb? What are you doing?

How much of Attack on Titan do you recall out of there? - If you ask me questions, I'll know, but off the top of the dome, I can't like. - I think Chad's on his phone when he watches shit. - No. - And by the way, I fucking hate it now. Like it's just ruined for me. - What? - Why? - Because they split up the last best part over fucking a year and a half. - Okay. - That pisses me off. - The milking is like a great thing.

Yeah, that pisses me off. I definitely lost interest in not the, because they did the one hour special and then it's going to be another one hour special and fuck knows how long to actually end the show. But the season before that was just kind of like, why? Just wait, just release it all when it's done. Why are you doing this? Well, that's the first time I've ever just read the manga because I just didn't want to wait any longer.

- I don't know the ending. - I don't know the ending. - Basically they have AIDS. They technically all do have titan aids. They die after eight years. - Okay, well thank you. - Is it eight years? - It's titan aids, I don't know. - Oh my God. This is gonna be our worst episode ever. - I watch anime. - Who watches it the most out of you two?

- Chad. - Yeah. - Oh, okay. - I haven't watched anime in a long time. - Really? - My problem is if I pick something up, I can't stop watching it if I like it. - Right. - Why is that a problem? - I got a job. - He has to drink. - I have to drink. - He has to drink. - You have to drink on camera. - What if you drink and watch anime at the same time? - 'Cause then you will have this. - You gotta make another channel if you do that. - Yeah. - 'Cause otherwise it's a waste of time. - Yeah, exactly. - But if you're filming it, then it's,

Oh my god, I would pay to watch just shitface Chad just commenting on anime I get really caught up in the relationships. I'm like, can you guys just fuck like that's the thing they never fucking Fucking show would have been you know, they've never spoilers

- I think he's gay. - Oh my God. - I don't. - Are they brother and sister as well? - I think they're related. - I don't know. - Adopted, adopted. - Adopted brother and sister. - Not related by blood. - Yeah, and then there's some other like plot line in it where she's like, oh, she's meant to obey everything he says. 'Cause she's like the Japanese, like she's like the Japanese. - Where, where, where?

- In the show there's different nations and she's from like the ancient Japanese Island. I fucking don't know. - Every time you say Japanese, he's like dead eye contact with me. And I'm like, I don't know. - Can I say it? Can I say the thing? - Can I have another grog please?

Get them all out. Just throw them all around you. Max, what's your, what would you say is your favorite anime? I've never seen one. No, that's a fucking lie. That's a fucking lie. Okay. This is like, on the, when you guys had PewDiePie on. Yeah. I can think of his Death Note. Death Note. Which is why he said. Oh yeah, that's a good anime. That show also got fucking ruined.

- I did like Death Note. That was like the, probably the first proper anime when I was like an angsty teen. - Yeah, I think it was everyone's first. - But I haven't, I feel like these grape ones are fucking shit. - I like the grape one. - No, they're good for like- - I haven't tried the grape one yet. - Okay, they are very sweet. They are very sweet. - We gotta tone them back a little bit. - Can I try the peach one? - The peach one's good. - Peach one's good. - Yeah, cause I- - Peach one is better. - This one's really sweet.

- We're gonna bring the flavoring down on this. This is why we don't like it because it's a bit too strong. - Do you want it? - No, no, no. - Okay, okay. - So death note, you'd say? - I'm trying to think, Pokemon?

I did not watch the actual show. What do you mean? I did not fucking watch the actual show. Wait, you didn't? No, I mean like it's still going. They finished it. Yeah, Ash is like dead now. Yeah. Ash and Pikachu are just ripperonies now. They're not finishing it entirely though, right? Ash's story is finished. It's like fucking Naruto, bro. Oh, I did watch Shippuden. I watched a lot of that. Yeah.

- Did you finish it? - No. I think it was after like the pain. - All right, you stopped at the good one. - That's where I stopped them. - I remember people being pissed off about the animation in some of those scenes. So I thought it was, I liked it.

- Really? - There's like goofy animation in one of the pain fights. - Oh! - And I remember people like really pissed off. - Is that the screenshot of like pain spaces like melting? - There's like a lot of screenshots. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I really liked the animation in that. - I don't know anything about Naruto. - Yeah, he's never seen Naruto. - Is this an anime podcast? You knew you've seen every anime? - This is not an anime podcast. - This is not an anime podcast. - This is long. - It's so goddamn long. - But...

One Punch season one. I remember that I really liked. That's like probably the most recent like proper thing. And what was, what's the other show that that guy did? - Mob Psycho. - Mob Psycho. I really liked that. - Yeah, Mob Psycho is fucking awesome. - That animation is fucking fantastic. - Yeah, Mob Psycho is fantastic. - Have you guys ever read manga?

- I have read a couple of One Piece. - A couple of One Piece? - Just as just. - Three pieces. - Is that just never ending? So that's still going? - That is still going. - I get hyper focused on like specific things. At one point I was like, oh, I'm obsessed with One Piece manga, even though I hadn't like read that many. But ahead of time I like bought like so many of them. And I was like, I'm gonna read through these. And then they're just sitting on the shelf and it's like, yeah.

I don't know, 11 or 12 or something? - It's like 1/20th of the manga. - Yeah, I think it's on like chapter 1,100 and something. - Volume 104, I think it's on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like over a thousand chapters, but it's ending, I swear to God, within the next 10 years. - Sure, sure. - Within the next 10 years, confirmed. - What's the longest running anime ever?

- What is it? - "Sazae-san" I think is the longest one. - What is that? - It's- - You say that in English? - "Sazae-san"? - Yeah, you got it? - It's got like, it's been going on- - It's like the Arthur of Japan. - Yeah. - Arthur. - It's been going on. - Arthur, the cartoon, you know, with the- - The Arthur? - What? - What? - No, it is. - Why is that so funny? - No, it is, it is. That's just a fucking funny reference. - It's just like- - You know how like Arthur was just never, it was just always around and then they canceled it? - You talking about "Hey Arthur"?

- The hand meme. - Oh the hand meme. - The animals. - I used to have the Arthur books and if you look at the original books, his head's longer and more fucked up. It looks like an actual, but then when they made it into the,

They made it more anime. More kawaii. Yeah, exactly. They're like round. It's a good show. Arthur Aardvark. I've always been curious. How much do you have to cut out of Cold Ones? Everything. Your general videos? Considering like... Do you want the truth? Yeah, I want the truth. The hand meme.

- You knew what I meant though. You knew what I meant. - I'm just sorry. Just, I feel bad for the, you know, the guy who made that show. He's been reduced to that. - 24 seasons working hard for children. - To answer your question. - Yeah. - A lot. No, a typical recording minimum. - Right.

is three and a half hours. - Jesus. - And that makes a 15 minute video. - Fucking hell. - Cause it's hard when you're drunk. - So there's just like whole sections that you're like, that wasn't funny, just get rid of it. - Not sometimes, but not really. - You just like chuck it all in the pink trottle.

Yeah, Patreon cuts like an hour long. Patreon gets like massive extended cuts. Right, right, right. Yeah, because we actually ever really have to cut something out of our podcast. That's probably going to be one of them where you show your ass. The problem is when you're drinking on a podcast and you get really drunk,

You get sidetracked and you start talking about something else. And then you're on a political debate for an hour talking about like why Obama was a better president than Trump. How many political debates do you have? Not actually. I'm just using that as an example. Oh, yeah. You get onto a topic and you're drunk with the boys and you're talking like you're talking. Trash Taste already has so many fucking tangents. Could you imagine if we were shit-faced every episode? Well, you're going to find out tonight.

- That's why I said prepare your liver. - We've cut stuff there. We've cut like segments before, but we cut so much. - Sometimes if we talk about politics for some reason, I don't even know how we get on it. And then we're like, this is terrible. - Yeah, I feel like that should always be cut. - 'Cause it was just like, you watch it, like we're just fucking dumb. - Yeah, we don't know. We're so uneducated on the topic. - I have a thing where it's like, a lot of the time people want me to have an opinion on something. And I think it's okay to say,

Like, I don't know enough to feel like my opinion, that I should form an opinion on that. And then people get annoyed because they're like, why don't you know enough? Yeah, exactly. It's like, yeah, take a stand. But what they're really saying is, you should be part of what I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rather than me being like, you know, I want to educate myself. Sure, like, sure. It's funny that they, they want,

Cold ones of all shows to get more political. You can do that with anything. Everything is politics. I just want to know how he feels about the current housing crisis in Australia. Simple answer. Bad.

Yeah, but when you sit down with the boys and you drink you just start talking about stuff and you look back in the footage later You're like that's not interesting. We're talking about fucking how we can poison kids and get away with it like that sounds like premium One prime example we did a podcast with someone and there was someone else on the show and We just fucking walked off set for now and just start talking off screen. Oh shit. We have a podcast record who's drunk

We're like, let's take a 10 minute piss break, you know, go grab a water and then we'll continue. Did no one tell you? I think people were trying, but like, let me cook.

Oh yeah, it's pretty hard to get us back on track. Once we're at that point. I don't fucking answer any authority. I've had two beers. But yeah, there's definitely stuff where as well as when you're drunk and you look back and you're like, oh, I can't believe I said that. So embarrassing. I'm too drunk. We obviously send the footage to people as well to look at and they go, oh, don't leave that in. I'm obviously drunk. I don't need people knowing about how like my ex-boyfriend fucking sounded me with a fucking pen or some bullshit. No one said that.

- Okay, I was gonna say what? - Is this about stuff being shoved up your ass when you get drunk? - He does it. - This is off camera? - Let's begin this today. - I need to know the context of this. - Why is this a thing? - Because.

- Have you seen how Patreon? - No, I don't wanna see that. - How many patrons we have, I mean. - You have a lot of patrons. - Yeah. - Do we? - How many patrons do you guys have? - I have a decent amount. You guys have a decent amount. - Yeah, we have a decent amount. Nowhere near as you guys. - You sure? - Yeah. - I think you guys have more, for sure.

- Why don't you guys just make more money? - You guys got 10,000. - We don't, we don't, 'cause we barely, like we're terrible. We don't give a lot to the Patreon. - Yeah. - Well, you need to start shoving some shit up one of you guys' ass. - We need to shove some shit up us. - We need to start putting some stuff, well, Jordan didn't mention one time he'd rather shove up his ass. - Just show I have 11,000 bucks. - Okay, all right, yeah, okay. - Pretty good. - Maybe ours just went up a lot.

- Man, you guys suck. You guys fell off. - Quick, someone shoved something up my ass. - Get the cup, get the cup. - I swear if one of you bent over and someone was putting something in your ass, once an episode, you would see a spike. - I'd fucking hope so. - The sad reality when it doesn't change the patron. - What is the difference between your patron and an OnlyFans?

- Nothing. - It's tasteful. - Spread his cheeks. It's done in a way that is more elegant. - All right, can I just, Chad, you were saying before that it's all my fault. - Okay, let me cook and then let me go first. Let me please. - I have a good rebuttal, I think.

It started with me originally just getting my cock out on camera because I'm drunk and I'm like, I don't do that when I'm drunk. I love getting my little tiny cock and balls out. I think that goes way back. That sounds like a childhood thing. Oh, probably. So that was like the original like pitch to Patreon. Sorry, real quickly. Wasn't like one of the first times that would ever happen on Half-Cat? I fucked the flashlight.

What? I pretend to fuck a flashlight. That was one of the... Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not that. No, not that. Way before that. I mean, didn't HowToBasic post the photo on his Twitter of your cock just out in a McDonald's? Yeah, we were drunk. We were drunk around a McDonald's one night. But I swear that was the first time where it was... He activated it. You thought he wasn't actually going to post it, but you were like, you can post it. And then he did. And then it was like, oh, he actually posted that. I got my cock out in a Macca's at like five o'clock. Oh, my God.

There were no kids around, relax. I got my cock out at the casino McDonald's and he took a photo of it. It's like this funny photo of me like wearing really nice button up shirt pants and this is like... Honey cock and balls hanging out. And he posted it and people loved it. I'm like...

I'm like, people love it when I get my cock out. - No, no, no, no, no. - I thought you took the wrong message from this. - But obviously I didn't think you'd post it. I thought you'd take the photo and never see the light of day. And then I woke up the next morning hungry, I'm like, why is my phone bugging me? - Did you ever think, man, this is like, this could be distasteful to some people. Maybe I shouldn't do it.

Do you know how accessible porn is? Have you looked at Twitter? - Yeah, but like, I know I've been on Twitter. - If they complain about seeing my cock in their feed, they're following the wrong people. That's their fault.

Just unfollow me. Like, you know, I mean, I see enough titties on Instagram and like, I don't even follow any OnlyFans girls. Yeah. So that got posted and you were like, we can pay war with this. No, we didn't. All right, fast forward, fast forward. Fast forward to cold ones. Okay. I start getting drunk and getting my cock out a lot on camera. Then we start a Patreon and then I edit a press. I was like, can I start leaving your cock in? It's kind of funny. I'm like,

Yeah, alright, you can leave it in there. And then we noticed our Patreon climbed the second we started putting more cock on screen. And then the one time we saw it really blast. We got this, like, tripled overnight. We got this lizard cam, which is like a camera attached to a big long string along, like, rope. And you have to, like, shove it behind your fridge and stuff to see if there's any critters there or any holes. Or down, like, drain pipes.

To see where the clog is. And Max looks at me and this is where it started because it wasn't my idea. And we can review the footage. This is just like one time. This is how it started. This is not how it started. And then he looks at me and goes, Chad, can I shove this up your ass? That's the most disgusting thing I've heard. I'm like, sure. That's an amazing idea. We leave it in Patreon. The Patreon triples overnight. So...

So is there a bunch of people on your Patreon who are exclusively there because they have some kind of connection? I remember seeing a guy recently when I looked in the comments. It was a guy who was just cataloging every... Because it was someone... He was like timestamping? Yeah, but someone new had subscribed. He was like, where's Chad's cock? Like, that's what I'm here for. A guy replied to that, yes, literally with like a bunch of timestamps of every piece of old content being like...

This video, this Patreon podcast at 2 hours and 14 seconds. Mark Chagat gets his dick out for like a second in the corner. Blah, blah, blah. Just like every single possible thing. And he was like replying to everyone. So there's a good chunk of people who are just there. I think so. That's the only time we see like a noticeable jump in the Patreon is when there's a point in the video where I get my cock out for something. We have to blur it. I'll say go to Patreon. And then it goes up. What do they get out of that?

- I don't know. - It's funny. It's like a bunch of- - Seeing something they shouldn't be able to see. - I guess so, yeah. - You guys are lying if you say you've never been drunk with the boys and one guy says, "I'll be so funny if you fucking like, like we wax stripped your like balls or your coots." - We have never had that comment. - Man, you got some straight friends. - We go to the onsen, we always see each other's dicks. - Wait, wait, wait, Joey, what? - I've done it.

- Legend. - Must be an Aussie thing. - This must be an Aussie thing. - Okay, Joey, we've been friends for how many years and this is just coming out now? - Joey has never done this. - I've got my cock out in front of the boys before. - Yeah. - That's it, get it out on the Patreon. - No, no, no, no, no, no. You see, now that you've done this, they're gonna make you do this. You've resigned yourself to doing this. - I'll only do it if you go to the patron. - I'll get cocked out right now.

I can't. I can't right now. But that's how you do it. Then you stand up, you dick out, and you put the big black box over it that says...

My favorite. It was really funny to see you leak Ludwig's balls. That was like an actual accident. Yeah, I know it was. That was Chad just being like... I was drunk when he messaged me. That's the problem. The chat log was so funny. It's like, hey, Ludwig, do you want me to blow your balls? Yes. All right, okay. Puts them in

- I have an Apple watch. - Okay. - Tim Cook, come get your Mac. - I don't see the previous messages before that. Max can tell you, how bad is it with me reading messages about? - Oh, he can't read. He just can't read. - He's just illiterate. - I messaged Ludwig in the morning. - So by the way, what happened is that Ludwig's balls were leaked because they didn't censor them.

Yes. So you get Ludwig's balls too. Nice balls. I sent him a message in the morning and I was like, oh, hey Ludwig, here's the Patreon cut of your episode. Like just review it. Tell us you want anything cut. Your balls are still in it because in the recording he said, yeah, you guys can leave my balls and it's fine. Like while he was drunk, obviously.

And I said, if you want us to blow your balls, just let me know. What a weird person. And then I'm drunk that night. Another day in the cold wonder. And I'm drunk that night. The night we're meant to be posting it. Like the final three hour crunch. And I just get this, yes, lol. And I'm like, oh. It's funny. It's funny. It's lol. In my head, I thought, man. I thought in my head, I thought I said, hey, is it okay if we leave your balls? Yeah.

So I thought he was replying to yes, you can leave my boy. I didn't read the previous messages. Cause I even, I even like took, I even took a photo of my like Apple watch message that said yes. Like, yeah, he said it's okay guys. And I sent it to the editors and it turns out I didn't read what I actually sent above. I forgotten what I had sent. To be fair, he, he took it like a champ.

He used a contact. He took that and he ran with it. Yeah, good on him. And he hasn't messaged me since. I always wonder what was the conversation when it happened? What was it like? Oh, shit, my bad, mate.

- Did he message you being like, yo my balls out. - No he didn't message me, I just saw a bunch of videos about it. - I think we just started getting tagged in all these like, it seemed like he's did a fucking like press run with it. He was on like everything talking about it. My balls are out. - Yeah he milked it for a video, he made a mogul mail about it.

- And then I remember all the streamers as well were reacting to it. So it was less like live stream fails, clips about it, stuff like that. And I was like, man, we did this motherfucker a favor. - Dude, Critical made a video about it as well. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's all you know when you made it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Critical's made a video about it. - So I'm sorry, Ludwig. I am, can I say it on this show? - You just did. - You can't say that on the show. - I am stupid. - You can stream on Patreon now, can't you?

What? I'm pretty sure you can... Patreon has video hosting and streaming now. So you can just... Yeah. You can just like stream on straight to Patreon. So if you want to do a fucking cock and ball out on center stream, like go for it. How much? How much money would it be worth to us to do a naked stream? How much would it be? What's my price? I'd pay like at least 50 bucks to sit on that. And you got to have text to speech so I can donate and comment on the looks of your cocks. Nice balls. Nice balls. Nice balls. Nice balls. Oh my goodness. Nice guy.

- So is getting your cock out just an Aussie past sign? - Yeah, I think so. - I think so. - 'Cause Joey, when have you got your cock out? I have never heard any- - Many times. - What do you mean many times, Joey? - No. - Wait, you guys were just saying in the bathroom before seeing each other's balls. - That's nonsense, that's different. - That's still getting your fucking cock and balls out in front of your friends. - There's a massive difference between getting your balls out in a McDonald's

and getting your balls out in a place where you are supposed to get your balls out. - I think as well, there might be like a Japanese thing to it as well because like, again, 'cause we have that like whole onsen culture, right? So we're already not afraid to like see each other naked. - That's a deadly combo.

It is a deadly combo. So it's like, I have the Aussie-ness of not giving a fuck about people seeing my balls and I have the Japanese side of just getting used to seeing each other. I think when I stopped caring, it was the same thing where I had to get my balls, cock and balls out in front of everyone for an extended period of time. I was in LA and we went to a Japanese spa. It's called Wii Spa. Right. You gotta be naked for it. Wii Sports. Yeah.

And all the boys, I don't know if you remember Greek God X, a bunch of like old streamers. Yeah, right. And we all got our fucking cocks out and I was just like, this is normal now. I don't, balls and cock are just,

- After a while you just like don't care. - Disconnect. - It's just like, oh, yep. - I love if it wasn't actually like a mandatory thing. You just like turn up and you just go, you're the only ones with your fucking balls out. - Right, that was like hootie. - You walk into the establishment already with your cock and balls out. It's just like, what guys? Where are your cock and balls? This isn't normal. You should be naked. - Why are you wearing pants? - You said you've been to Japan many times before. - Yeah, I used to go.

Once a year I try to because I had friends in Korea who were in the military people I met online They were they I don't know if you guys remember friends or yeah, I'm my friends I don't know if you guys have went to Korea come out on the hill with the world the army guy said but if you're in the army in Korea if you're American, they're all American if you're based in Korea get like three-bedroom houses Just that it's like so nice. So I'd always go there black Can I stay in one of your spare rooms for like a week? So

So I'd go, I'd go like Japan, Korea, and then fly home, maybe stop somewhere else on the way. So I used to every year, but I haven't done it since COVID. I miss Japan. You said you just got like slept on a train once and just woke up in a random town. Yeah. Well, I mean, you get the train passes. Yeah. JR passes. Yeah. JR passes. And you should fucking, I, I, I got, I,

I was in an Airbnb and it's like ended. Cause I'd always just travel with like a backpack and a really small suitcase. Right. So I hopped on one of the trains one day and I fell asleep. Not on purpose. I just fell asleep. And I woke up and I was like, Oh, I'm here now. And, um, I messaged one of my friends and I said, what's there to do here? And he was like, well, you're like an hour bus ride from a really cool village with nice scenes. I was like, all right, go, go, go there. And then I'm there. I'm like, what the fuck's there to do here? And he's like, dude, do you remember whereabouts you were? Um,

I was really, really far west because up the top it snows, right? Yeah. I was really far down west near like fishing villages. So I went to one of the fishing villages and I was like, what do I do now? That's every village in Japan. I was like, what do I do now? And he's like, fish, fish. So there's a bunch of local guys there and they like, you just walk up to them. He's like, yeah, just fucking translate this to them. They'll give you a fishing rod for some money. I went there and fished and

That's all I did for like two or three hours. I just sat there and drank out of vending machines and fished. That sounds awesome. It was actually really great. And I caught a bunch of...

What are the little... They look like giant sardines. What do they call them? Trouts. That's it, trouts. I caught a bunch of trouts and I was like, I don't know how to fucking... I don't know where a kitchen is. You know, I light a fire and cook it. And that was like... You eat them raw. There was like two Japanese guys that were a bit younger than that. They're like teenagers that live there, obviously. And I think they were just fucking...

like they just sat there and drank all day too and listen to music and they're like oh you're coming back to our fucking place and we'll cook and they're just like outdoor kitchen oh yeah that sounds fucking awesome yeah no it was great but i didn't know how to ask them if i could stay there for the night so i ended up sleeping we kind of bust up that night after they fed me oh my god and then uh and then yeah uh i was like uh you know jake and baker's right yeah yeah he was the one like giving me directions i was like can you translate this i was just messaging him on the phone can you translate this for me please like and stuff like that yeah um so yeah it was good and yeah i

- Was it like river fishing or like sea fishing? - It was river fish. One time it was river fishing and one time it was salt water, but it was like just before the ocean. - Bro, you got like a more legit fishing experience than we did. 'Cause we just had like a company outing where we all went fishing and it was like river fishing. So I was like hyped 'cause I've been sea fishing before, like on a boat and it's just, it is not a good experience. - It's brutal, yeah. - You don't like fishing on the boat?

know because like it was it's just so much more intense like to me fishing is just like putting the rod out having a chill beer and just like chilling out relaxing with the boys but in sea fishing it's like a actually like gameplay you know you like actively have to like put the chum in the bait and then

- And then the whole boat smells like rotting fish. - Yeah, yeah. It was the only time I've like been seasick in my life. So we go like river fishing with the company and we're like, great, we can go to a river, chill with the boys. And then,

- So they take us to the river, right? And they're like, okay, you can start fishing in about 15 minutes. And we're like, why do we have to wait 15 minutes? And I get like a bucket out. They start chucking fish into the river. - To attract more fish. - No, no, no. As like the fish that we can catch. - They're gonna catch. The river was empty.

And I was just like game start. They just start chucking fish into the river. All right, go catch him. Oh, now I feel blessed as fuck. Cause I was like, shit, you actually got like the proper experience. I mean, it was more of a stroke of luck. Like I fell asleep when I got, cause the one thing I love about Japan is I know I'm not going to get killed or robbed. I might, I've met people that are Yakuza before and they're fucking crazy.

Someone asked, I got robbed by one. That's another time. When we're in Shibuya, we went up a fucking rogue elevator, blackout drunk. I was like, empty your wallet. And I was like, he has cat tattoos. I'm like, I'm not going to gamble here. I'm just going to give him my fucking money. He was just like, give me your money. Yeah, he just said, give me your money. I was like, I'm not taking this gamble. Why did you preface this story by saying, I know I'm not going to get robbed? Yeah.

I accept I did I mean yeah that's different I don't think that counts as robbery he just asked you for your money yeah that's just yeah that's just the transaction you know but I met some other UQZ members and they were like really nice and they were like tatted up guys that were just crazy like crazy and that was nice but

I know that no matter where I go, I can find my way home because I got Google Maps on my phone. I know that wherever I go, I'll find a way to eat and sleep and drink. Yeah. Because it just comes out of a fucking vending machine most of the time or a 7-Eleven. Yeah. And I just feel safe there. So when I'm there, I like to just essentially... I think the crimes there are either like...

absolutely nothing at all or like the most horrific shit yeah it's either zero or a hundred yeah for sure there's so many fucked up crimes that happens in Japan but most of the time most of the time it's like most of the time the police have nothing to do yeah then you hear about this one murder where like it's like oh a cat has disappeared and then the next day it's like a dude jumps in a truck and runs over 17 people it's like it's like whoa

- Oh, all right, chill. - I always find it weird how in all the local municipalities, they have the accident sign and death sign. So they count the deaths in each area every day. - Like road deaths, right? Yeah. - Not just road deaths, not just general deaths in the area. And I'm like, oh, that's kind of morbid. - It's kind of badass. - Imagine you're walking down like central London, like we've had 15 deaths today. And you're like, great, great, thanks, I guess.

Yeah, it's funny as well because sometimes you go to tourist areas and

especially in like Kyoto, you see some like weird signs of things that you shouldn't do, which is depressing because that means someone has done it. So you go to like a car park and there'll be literally signs that says, please do not shit. Like just, just please don't shit. - Yeah, I went to Hakone the other day and I saw like the weirdest one where we were in the toilet and there was a sign saying, please do not like fish. There was a guy with a fishing rod

There was a guy with a fishing rod on the toilet and just the sign says no. And I was just like, this is depressing 'cause that means someone's actually tried and done that. - Like how? - I just wanna know. - I'm trying to figure out. - I just wanna know what happened, what the backstory of this was.

I want to be the reason one of those signs is up now. It's probably you. There's no sign saying you can't whip your dick out. I feel like I would get thrown in jail for a couple nights if I did that in Japan. Would I? No, actually, no, I wouldn't. What? Get your cock out. I've seen a naked person in Japan. I mean, there's public indecency laws. You could be held for like 24 days. Jake took me to like a sex street.

Okay. And it was a bunch of African dudes as security guards that like harassed me. He took me to a blowjob bar. I went to get a blowjob at one of the blowjob bars. That was also the same night I got robbed. Oh, that was the red light distribution. Yeah, red light distribution. That was the same night we got robbed because I was blackout drunk. I'm like, let's just fucking try this place. And we get in the elevator and he's like, please give me your money. I was like, okay. I think it's cover couture. Yeah. Yeah. You went to a blowjob bar? Yeah, it was really funny. 80 bucks, 30 minutes.

Was it good? It wasn't the best I've had, but it's all right. What exactly is the setup? The setup is like this. It's like leather couches for one person, and you sit back to back with another guy on the leather couch on the other side. So it's like a big room with the couches. Yeah, it's like... And she just sucks your dick in front of you, like here, and there's maybe a guy... It was pretty empty that night. That's so nasty. There was a guy over that side. That's so nasty.

You know, 80 bucks, same as. I finished in three minutes. No.

- Small talk for 27. - She couldn't speak English, I had a cigarette. I was on my way. I did it more because it like, Jake was like, you won't fucking do it. And I was like, I'll go in there and do it. I don't know what you're talking about. - I think you forget my username. - When I first started seeing stuff from you, the one thing I was kind of shocked by was how open you were about prostitution and how you partake to that.

- It's legal here. - No, I know it's legal here. - I'm so desensitized to the idea. - Right, right, right. - So like legitimized here and it's expensive and there's like testing and it's all like set up properly. And like, I'm not against it. I'm totally not against it. And then, so I'm like, well, if I'm not against it, why not try it? And I did.

- I have dabbled. - What are you, okay, so there's probably some people watching this who are probably like, oh my God, that's so gross. Like, what would you say to those kind of people who'd think that? - Girl bear? - Like these people- - These working class ladies. - Get paid good money here. They do regular testing. - Yeah, I think Japan would definitely benefit 'cause they have so much sex work.

Yeah, exactly. And it's so legitimized here. And it's just like, you meet this person and some of the girls that I've paid to sleep with, it's like 600 bucks an hour. And I'm like, Oh, you drive a fucking $150,000 car. I can see why. Because if you just have, you know, and they're doing regular meetings and,

Some girls I met were telling me like, oh, I have a regular. I don't even have sex with him. Some six-year-old guy just paid me to come to his house for five hours a week and rub his back and talk to him. Because people are lonely. Yeah. It's just like sugar daddy. Yeah. And it's just like,

And then she's like on the side, I'll get casual clients. And they're like real picky. If you walk in there and they don't like the look of you, they'll be like, I ain't serving this guy. Damn. Like, I like, like I've walked in there before. Is that from experience? No, it's thankfully never happened to me because I've never walked into a place like drunk or something like that. Yeah. But I've definitely like met some friends, sat, had the same conversation we're having here. Like, yeah, I've been with some like sex workers. I'm like,

"You've convinced me, I'd love to try it." I'm like, "You've had too much drink." Like, "No, you have to tell me." I'm like, "I'm gonna take you there. They're gonna realize you've had drinks and then they're not gonna..." 'Cause they don't serve people like that. It's not like a disgusting place. It's like, "You've had too much drink." - I guess when you can make good money from it, you can also afford to be picky about it. - Yeah, there are places that I've been to and it's like, "Oh, you got a three hour wait for a girl. Like, you wanna put your name down and wait?"

- I know there's some places where it's like, you can't even like go in on the date. Like you have to like book like days or like even weeks in advance just to be like, I want to see that girl. - Yeah, that's the girl she's booked out because literally some people book the girls for days. Like rich people would just be like, hey, I want this girl in my house for two days. I know it sounds crazy. Cause you never thinking you had, cause I know maybe if I was really rich, but I know I'd never paid it.

thousands of dollars to have a goal, give me attention for a few days. But there are people out there that are like, I'm rich, I'm single, I'm divorced. - So also just like fetishes for everything possible now. - A lot of people like being, what is it, financially cucked. - Yeah, exactly. There's a little shit like for every possible thing. - I don't know. One of my arguments is the economy is fucked and I have paid upwards of $600 for a date.

So why not just pay- - You're a true hero. - The housing crisis is solved. - Not all heroes wear capes. - With one goal in mind, sex. And I'm just like, and it's not guaranteed. So why would I pay for this expensive date when I can pay for this? - I mean, I think it's just an uncomfortable conversation for a lot of people where they don't like talking about it 'cause they don't like the idea of

you know, somebody paying for it and they'd rather just be all secret and run terribly and run by gangs and stuff. But it makes way more sense to have it more regulated and done safely and all above board. - It's so well done in this like country. It's ridiculous. I can tell you a million stories about like situations I've had that have been so professional.

Too many stories. On both ends of the spectrum. I can get laid without it, but sometimes I'm a bit fucking lazy and I do have disposable income. So just pay to win. Pay to win. It's exactly it. Why would I do a free to play game when I can pay to win? You tell me about your CSGO skins and shit. I'm talking about my CSGO pussy.

- I think the thing about Japan is that, you know, we have like girls bars and host bars as well. People, you know,

People are interested in not just paying for like your service, but just paying for like company and just someone to feel like... People are just lonely. Yeah, people are just lonely in there. And like, you know, talking about like fetishes, there's like a fetish for every bar under the sun that you can think of in Japan. So it's something that people like don't really talk about, but obviously there's a lot of interest in that. It's because Japan is obviously so...

it's got obviously both ends of that spectrum where it's so frowned upon. Yeah. For like certain stuff. So then that sort of stuff builds under the surface and shows itself. Repression. In so many different ways. Sexually. Also, isn't the culture there like working seven days a week as well? So like, when do you ever have time to actively look for someone to date? Like, no, you're going to find time off and you're going to go spend at those bars. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Unless it's some like, like,

- There is a- - Family arranged relationship where they've introduced you- - Or like you start dating someone at your workplace. - Yeah. - There's no shortage of those types of establishments in Japan. Like even in places where they would be like pretty like, I guess like family friendly or whatever, they'll just be there. Like massive signs saying, you know, whatever, you can get it. It is kind of crazy how

it is illegal but it's still so easy to find. It is not at all difficult to get or find. You just think, why don't they just regulate this? But I guess also- I think the reason why they don't regulate it is because they don't want to even admit that it's there. It's easy to sweep it under the rug, right? And it's like you're sweeping it under the rug to the point where it's become this comical, large, mounted fucking thing that everyone

- I went to a- - But it's still like, yeah, let's pretend that's not- - There's this pub I went to in Yokohama and literally opposite it is this giant, giant flashing neon sign. And it's literally just right next to the train station just saying like 30 minutes, 50,000. And it's like, this is like- - That's like what I pay. - Is that Monty's? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I know what you're talking about. - It's almost a joke. - On the other side of the river, right? - Yeah, it's almost a joke how comical this is, like considering it's illegal and it's like,

they've got the brightest sign in all of Tokyo. Like just there, like it's so fucking obvious. - Well, I mean, Pachinko poles are the exact same thing, right? Where it's like, oh, it's supposed to be a loop around for the whole like anti-gambling laws that they have there, but they're also the brightest, biggest fucking buildings in existence. - What's the thing with that? You take it,

- Think to the gold next door or something. - Yeah. - The balls aren't worth anything in that store, but- - But you take it to another company. - There's another store that'll buy the balls. - Yeah. - Didn't you hit like a mega jackpot on one of those? - No, it wasn't Pachinko. It was like just one of those. - But it was one of those ball games, wasn't it? - There's a million fucking. - Did you have any cash in those? Do you know how much those points were worth? - No, probably nothing. - But also like, you know, gambling's illegal, but then horse betting and boat betting is also legal.

It's also really weird. When I was there, I would win stuff even in the claw games, which is essentially still gambling. And I'd get my prize and they'd say, can we buy it back off you? I was like, you just give me money for the toy? Yeah, go to this store down the road. If you can't take it in your bag, this store down the road will buy it off you. The loophole around it is, I think, the lore is that like...

- One establishment- - Closing for the skill games, I think. - Yeah, one establishment isn't allowed to do the whole entire transaction in the one building. So the loophole is that they just separate it into two different establishments. - I think at one point it was literally a different floor. Like, oh, go up one floor and you can sell your prizes. - Yeah. - Well, some people are pretty good at them. Just spend all day playing them. - Are Clore's actually skill games going on? - They are. I've done so many videos doing it.

Sometimes I would look at a machine and I'd be like, I'm not going to do that because I'm going to lose money 100% on this one. But other ones I'm like, okay, this is very achievable. Depends on how you do it. I remember going to...

would always come up and show me how to do it. And it's like- - You can ask for help immediately. Like obviously there's- - It's such a different thing compared to the last one. It's like, I'm trying to get this plushie and I just put 50, 100 fucking dollars in. - Yeah, I fucking switched the thing inside that doesn't let you win until you've had 99 shots of it. - It works on like a faith system, right? So you could easily play, you wouldn't even, theoretically you could just not touch it and you could just stand at it and then just be like, excuse me.

And they'll come over and help you. Yeah. Because they just trust you that you've been playing it and that you need help. Obviously, if it's stuck in a corner, they'll be like, oh, okay, I can see that, you know, you've moved it and it's fucked. So let me fix it. Okay, they would not do that here. They would tell you to go fuck yourself. No, in the UK as well, they'd be like...

- What? - Get out. - That sounds like a you problem. - Go to Wetherspoons. - Oh, that sounds good. - Have you guys been to the UK? - Yeah. - You guys like the UK?

- So yeah, you like the UK then? - Yeah, I like large breakfast. - You like a large break? - Wait, why do you hate the UK? - 'Cause it's like a world-famous Australia. - Half my family's from the UK and I've been there plenty of times. They're from Liverpool. - Oh, my dad's from Liverpool. - Yeah, who's from Liverpool? - My dad. - Oh, so he's too.

- What the fuck? - Wait, is the, okay, so. - You're Welsh. - So yeah, I was born in Wales. I speak Welsh and all that stuff. My dad was born in. - You speak Welsh, that's rare. - Yeah, yeah. - That's rare, okay. - 16% of Welsh people speak Welsh. So not very useful sadly in everyday life. - It's a cool party trick though. - If I wanna talk shit with my mom, we speak in Welsh, that's helpful. Yeah, I mean, UK's nice. But also it does, it sucks when you come here and you're like,

- It should have been us. - Yeah. - We should have been this happy. - You guys are like so much. - You've got all these nice buildings everywhere. - It's yeah. - It's not fair. - Obviously we share, it's such a very similar culture. Everything is kind of- - You guys are like the UK but happy. - Yeah. - It's not fair. - It does feel when I go there, it's like, oh, it's like the building's got like 5% worse and everything's more wet.

- And twice the price too. - And the roads and parking is fucked. - Oh yeah, it's not. - You got collection that's just rubbish on every street too. - Well, you know, it was like fucking London. It was, I mean, the city wasn't built for trash collection or cars. - And then one of my friends took me in the tunnel and I had to stand and I'm too tall, so I'm like,

curving in this fucking tiny ass underground claustrophobic tube. Oh, in the tube. The tube, that's it, which is like 150 degrees Celsius. Well, the first one was built in like...

- I was with my friend and she was like, "Oh, we'll take the tube, it'll be quicker." And I get in there, I'm like, "I would have rather two more extra minutes in the Uber, I'm dying." - And like some of the lines make you feel like you're about to like derail, you know? Like the central line, I don't know if you've been on the central line, but there is this- - It's so loud as well. - Oh my God, you go on the central line and all you can hear is just,

for like the entire trip. And I'm like, why is this part of my public service? I would rather die. - I don't know if this falls under, I made it the fuck up, but I'm pretty sure it's also like heating up, like gradually over time. - Yeah, you guys had the worst heat wave in history. - It's like hard to get the heat out

- There's like no ventilation. - There is ventilation. There's some buildings that are just- - Fucking drill some holes in it. - Well, they have like fake buildings outside and it's literally just a chimney, like an entire chimney. It's cool, but- - So I wasn't tripping when I said it was 150 degrees. - Wait, did you go to Liverpool? - I've been there twice in my life. - Where in the UK have you been out of curiosity? - Liverpool, London. Where's PewDiePie from? - Brighton. - Brighton.

We went somewhere fucking else and I've been... What did you think of Brighton? It was a shit hole too. It was a retirement village. It was a retirement village. I'm actually born and raised in Brighton. Oh, really? You know how that like meme where it's like you go to Mexico and there's got the CPO filter and

and people are like, that's not really how it is. When you go to the UK, it's like actually there's like a gray filter on everything. - Gray filter, yeah. - 'Cause I remember my first ever experience in Australia, I get off and I like go to the hotel and I'm like, oh shit.

"This is what the UK could be like with good weather." Oh my God, like my eye had just opened. I was like, "This is Britain's final potential." - Everything, every building, like all the old buildings, 'cause we have heritage buildings here that can't get touched. I think I was telling you this on the tour.

they can't be touched, but they're all based off UK buildings that already existed. So all the architecture here is very similar. - Yeah. - Yeah. - But better. - And it's such good food here as well. - Yeah. - You really gotta say that when you guys live in Japan. - Oh, the coffee's great. Coffee's so good here. - The coffee, yeah. The coffee is just like unreal.

- Love the coffee culture here. - Especially, 'cause like in Japan, it's like, if you want good coffee, you just need to fucking take a gamble and go to like a small coffee shop that like kind of looks fancy. - We got shit on the podcast, we said coffee shit in Japan. There's some good coffee places, but.

- Some of the comments are like, "I bet they only go to Starbucks." Because Japan likes the traditional, like Kisaten, the traditional cafes with pour over coffee. I don't really like pour over coffee. I just want the fucking espresso. - What's the difference, like in terms of taste? - Well, espresso based drinks, you normally can also like turn into like lattes and stuff, but pour over coffee is normally always just like- - Oh, it's all, okay.

well that's like the traditional cafes but I prefer like espresso based drinks anyway and so it's so much nicer I like lattes as well I don't like cafe ole do you guys really think the food here is nice yeah I mean it's great but like

- As someone that's been to Japan many times and go anywhere. - No, no, no, Japan is better. - Japan is better. - Japan is better. - Japan is better than the UK. - The great thing about being a Brit is that if you move outside, everywhere you go, the food is amazing because it's always like an upgrade. - You've experienced the world. - The one thing I did love about the UK was, what night's roast night? Is it Friday night? - Sunday night. - Sunday night. - Me and Scott one night, 'cause I think you're off having a holiday after we did some filming. Me and Scott just got drunk one night and went to a random pub. It was great.

roast a $10 roast and we're just drinking these beers and eating this roast I'm like man I've had such a shit time until I walked into this pub and I had a roast and a beer that's when it all makes sense being British when you're in the pub and you're eating the pub food you're like okay alright I love pub culture as long as you don't go outside the pub walls everything's fine

- Pubs are the best part of the UK. - Yeah, for sure. - The pub culture is the best. Like especially in like, even like London, it's great too, you know. - Some would argue it's the only culture. - What, sorry? - Some would argue it's the only culture. - It is the only culture. We don't have anything else. It's like the rest of the other, the other culture is curry. - The queen died, so.

- She's your queen too, what do you mean? - I mean, I didn't fucking like spend, my mum cried when that happened. My mum called me like, "You're the queen." 'Cause my mum's like really British and she's like, "The queen's dead, like, oh, we gotta go over there and we gotta fucking like pay our respects." I'm like, "Mum,

Fuck you. That's a good out of context clip. I think a lot of quotes Chad says. I have one living like grandparent left. It's my mother's grandmother. That's all I got left. And she's like, she's like 90 something. And she's like, me and your grandma, we're going to go over. We're going to pay our respects. I'm like, that bitch cannot get out of bed, let alone get on a plane. What do you think she...

She's going to die on the way there, mom. Like she was so committed. Thankfully they never did it. But like, that's how hot cut she was about it. She was like willing to risk her mother's life on a plane to like go pay their respects. - In Australia we taught to be like kind of passionate. - Give a fuck about the queen. - Yeah, passionate about the queen. - No, I don't give a fuck about the queen. - But like in school they try and teach you. - I think we missed that part of our life. - Yeah, I think that might've been a generational thing possible. - Yeah, because before us, I think there was like a comparison where they're like,

This is before we were born. The queen came to Australia and there was a massive parade and everything for her. And then she came again 20 years later or something like that. And I might have been 15 or 16. And for the parade, there was like one 100th amount of the people that showed up to see her come in on her car and shit like that. No one gives a shit. When I was growing up, because we were in Wales, they did not talk about them nicely. Good. Really? And I remember that it was really weird that I used to see on TV and they'd be so positive about it. Then all the teachers would be like, they fucking suck.

they took everything from us don't support them and I was like this is very mixed messaging but then immediately after that lesson they're like by the way the queen's coming to Wales so we're gonna all go outside and wait for her I was like what the fuck with stones in our pockets I remember we waited I was like I was like 10 and we waited outside of a church and I remember being like mum why am I here

I've been here for six hours on the grass and she hasn't showed up. We had a similar thing here, but people got trapped in the mine. We all got a day off school to see if they'd get these three miners. Oh my God. I remember that. Is this in Australia? Yeah. So instead of waiting for the queen, one morning we woke up and mom was like, today's that because these guys got trapped in the mines for like two weeks from a collapse. Like,

no school today. We're going to sit here and watch the TV to see if these three guys make it out alive. And I was like, what happens if they die? We're all watching. And also we had a day off when Steve Irwin died too. We all got to stay home and watch his memorial on TV. So that's our holidays. Steve Irwin. Steve Irwin. The queen.

Man, I wish you could have lived to be on Cold Ones. He would definitely come on. We were going to get his son on. I think we're still talking about that. We're talking to his son about doing something. It's really hard to get to him because you got to go through all those corporate people. You don't want to get Bindi?

- Nah. - Wait, wait. - Robin is a legend. - You have to go through corporate people and then you still think you can get him on through corporate people? - We got someone doing it for us. I ain't saying anything. - We wanted us to go to the zoo or whatever and- - Show you around. - Yeah, some shit like that. But then I think at one point they were like, "Oh, he can't make it on this day. Like, do you still wanna do it?" I was like, "No." - Yeah, and they're like, "Oh, what the fuck?" - We can have him come in for one minute of the video and show you an animal. I'm like, "No, we wanna sit down with him for an hour

And drink a beer. And drink a beer. We want to feed alcohol to the animals that he brings in. How many beers can a snake drink? But yeah, we're talking to the Australian zoo, but it's like convincing those corporate people. So you're not with Channel 7 News? What's Cold Ones? What's YouTube? Just some old geezer that's like...

doesn't understand. No, you should go on the morning shows. I used to think when I was like really young doing YouTube that I would make it if that ever happened, if I got on TV. Right. And now it's like, I have so many emails being like, do you want to come on this or do you want to do this? It's just like, it's, things have changed so much now where,

YouTube holds so much more power over this old like dinosaur sort of age thing. - Yeah, I mean like anyone, can you think of any YouTubers who have actually made like a good TV program or like- - TV? - No, no.

I'm trying to think. No. I can think of a lot. Smiling Friends is the only one I can think of. Smiling Friends, yeah. Smiling Friends, that's like the only one I would think of. But aside from that, it's- But I feel like animation is a very unique case where it would kind of benefit from being in like a classic TV production cycle with the money and the support around it.

but you also find that they still upload on YouTube as well like it goes both places but like what I always see happen is that they get the TV deal and then their YouTube content just like goes down in quality they start losing we know a few people that have

Well, not ruin it, but like taking that route. And it's just like, you watch it from a distance. You're like, why would you do that? Because your agent's like, hey, this is a good idea. This would really legitimize you. It's like, legitimize me to who? Because that used to be the thing. It's like they held the cards and now it's like you hold the cards. You can decide whatever you want to do with it. And everything is becoming so integrated with...

the sort of stuff that we're doing on a platform that we've been part a part of for so long that we can help sort of pave the way. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah. It's called ones have a vision.

- What's the end goal? - Is there an end goal? - The vision's kind of blurry always. - Depends if you ask them drunk or something. - The cold one's the movie, bro. - The drunk version is, "Get your cock out." - Chad gets his dick and ass out at the same time in one frame with a mirror. - Back door balls. - How many places in the world can I get my dick out?

That actually would I would click that if I saw it in my recommend. If I saw a video that said how many countries can I get my cock and balls out 24 hours I would fucking watch it. I wish you could make shit like that still. I wish YouTube would not throttle that sort of content. You could never do that but. But if you went back a couple of years in time you could make that but still blur it and it wouldn't get fucked by the system. Now it's like there's no way your channel will

I mean, how does Cold One survive in that kind of universe? We adapt. We put it all on Patreon instead. Every five seconds, there must be a jarring cut. That's why it's four hours of footage cut down to 15 minutes. It's 15 minutes of funny. We do still have problems with things in that. But I think YouTube was going down this...

Path where it was becoming more and more narrow with what was allowed to be done to the point where I would get... Like, if I go on my YouTube app and log into my main channel, every single video now is yellow or red dollar sign. Because...

what was okay back then has slowly shifted. Yeah. And you still get punished for stuff that they said was fine back then. And that's still was narrowing and narrowing for a while. But then I think it started to open up again for a bit like YouTube. They chilled out a little bit. Yeah. They made some things being like, yeah, you can. They got strict again recently. Yeah. But it's weird. It's like they always bend one rule, but then they, it's, it's, they do both at the same time. They say you can do this now, but now you can't do that. It already feels like if you get on their radar, you just get fucked. Yeah.

Well, that's... If they just want to like... That's like one of my fears as well where I look at the videos and I'm like, you know, what we're doing is okay now but I don't want to like two years from now then like do a review and go, that's it, fuck this whole channel because over the years we've...

changed so much. We haven't penalized the content. We haven't like ruined the content, but we've found other ways of doing stuff where it's still on their guidelines and we're constantly changing. And there's some videos that we have age restricted because of it, which is completely fine. I love you YouTube. But yeah, it's just like, I try to steer away from trying to drink as much on videos because I don't want someone to review it one day and go, well, it's just them getting drunk and getting their cocks out. Yeah.

It's not. That is basically cold. Only on Patreon. There is one video you did. But we're not going to smoke crack pipes anymore. There's one video you did where you just, you just like ordered like 500 fucking Uber Eats.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I learned from watching this and I imagine you must have got so many comments being like, what a waste of food. Well, we come from the era of collaborating with How to Basics. True, true. That was already just like... And you got the fucking Uber Eats driver to join you. Oh, yeah. That's what I mean. You think we just convinced the first guy. We tried like 10 guys before. Yeah, I can imagine. I can imagine. But everyone's like...

I can't believe they just convinced- I think we're trying to pay them as they put their head into the room and they were all just so scared. No. I would be fucking scared if I walked in the room two drunk men with 100 fucking cheeseburgers on the table. No, it was 100 slices of cheese. Okay. They were all divided up into separate components. I feel like those videos never reached their potential of what I envisioned them to be.

to be I just I just thought it would be funny there would be funnier stuff that you could ask them to make or something but it was just yeah it was just every video sort of just ended up

Well, I guess we'll just order a hundred of this one item then or something and then eat it. And then it also would be three and a half hours or four hours in a recording drunk or like, oh, how many more times we have to try and get some guy to chop a hamburger. Yeah, like when you ordered it, it must have been like two fucking hours before it showed up.

There was some good parts in those. Getting people to draw stuff on the dominoes box and stuff like that. But yeah. It turned out great in the end. It's a happy little accident. I just thought this is fucking insane. I think it was more of us eating shit out of a big trough. Like a mukbang almost. Have you guys ever needed to scrap a video because you got too shit-faced? We can't fucking use any of this. We had to scrap a podcast. That was my fault. It wasn't mine.

Okay. Yeah. The guest got too drunk and we didn't record enough. And then I was drunk talking to another guy there. And I was like, I don't want that fucking conversation. Like, don't talk about Kanye West for an hour. So you're saying that I saw the dollar signs and I was like, we need to shove as much shit up your ass every episode as possible. And...

Last time we filmed you completely unprompted because we hit we've got this giant wheel that we put in this That wasn't my asshole. That was my dad. Let me talk. It looks it's a fucking awesome wheel You spin it and there's like a punishment on it or something and one was like rat trap or mouse trap I put my fingers in a mouse trap and then Chad completely on proper was like, oh we should put my dick in it. Oh

And mostly everyone there was like, that does not sound safe. Like, that sounds like a really bad idea. Anyway, Chad was very, very confident that he could put the head of his penis in the actual thing. So it's a snap on the end of his cock. And it did. And no one could talk you out of it, basically. So I don't know why you're saying that I'm the one who's like... Listen, the Patreon numbers are down, right? So you put it in and it just...

Yeah, thankfully it caught a bit of my shirt as I was slapping down so it wasn't as painful. But you got flicked in the knob. But I got flicked in the knob. It didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would, thankfully, but it still fucking hurt. I love the fact that you thought it would hurt more and yet you still did it.

- This is unhinged. This is unhinged. - I think it was a rat trap. It could remove the head of the cock. - Just to kill small mice. - Is there anything you would not do? - Yeah, there's gotta be a limit. - Yeah, there must be a limit. There must be a limit. - What's too far for you? - What's too far for anything you do? - That's such a long line.

that'll never be a tier on our patreon anyway um yeah i don't know i used to be like all for it but now i'm like i'm saying i was saying i'm getting a bit older it's like there's now some things i'm like i ain't doing that like i'm like can we change my name already uh yeah getting old but there's still a lot of stupid shit i'll do but there is some conversation we've had in the office like should we do that should we i'm like i don't think i can do

- All right. - Like what? - Where have you drawn the line? - Off the top of my dome. I know, I've been through like face and I'm like, okay, no more butt holes. And then I see the Patreon guy down. I'm like, that's it, Max. Here we go again. Round two. But promptly what started was you wanting to shove shit up my ass mostly.

- Yeah, maybe for a tiny bit. - But now it's a chore, is it? - No, I was always like, if it's something that makes you actually uncomfortable, that's not something, you're not like being whored out. But then, yeah, like I'm saying, you recently started being like, no, we need to start whoring me out. - There was like a phase where I was like, maybe we should stop. And I was like, all the numbers are going down, let's do it more. Every episode shows up. - But don't the numbers just naturally go down?

Yeah, I guess. But we're posting so much on there now. That's not a conversation. We got a podcast and a gaming series on there now. Yeah, but how many buttholes do you have? On Patreon, yeah. Not enough buttholes, though. Not enough buttholes. That's the problem. We're trying to build out the catalogue so then we can finally promote it properly. Because we haven't really given it much promo on the actual channel. But we want to do a proper...

this is what's on our Patreon a full upload. There's people on the Patreon here like what is this gaming shit? I wanted buttholes. No, I think because it's edited well and it's like a main channel video sort of. I don't know if it's the same with you guys but our Patreon is like just essentially like it funds it's enough money to fund everything. So we're actually like turning some profit but it means we can

do something or spend something on a video and not think about it because we know we've got that patreon yeah yeah like for us our patreon is just for like really really big ambitious projects that we have in mind and then the podcast kind of just like runs itself at this point so it's just like okay patreon for like extra extravagant stuff and then normal podcast just to

keep going well there's a lot of stuff that we have in videos that we'd like to keep in the main channel video but because you know kids and their tick tock and they're like really adhd we have to keep videos really engaging from start to finish yeah the mr beast method yeah so there is some stuff that we'd love to leave in the videos but it's just like there's no way to loop it in and make it engaging because like the punchline leading up to that is a minute of us explaining like okay now for this next punchline max is going to grab the camera he's going to shoot you know

But we could essentially have a second channel for gaming and stuff like that. We don't want to like spread ourselves on doing 300 different channels like Smosh Games. So we're just like... I think if you don't do that right, people get sick of you. Yeah. Like there's obviously there's an argument to be made either side. Like MrBeast does like as much as possible. But I think if you see...

Someone's face come up too many times. It's like oh, they've got gaming channel. They've got second channel. They're doing vlogs. They're doing this. They're doing that constantly. Yeah. It can run like a little thin. I think there's a way to market it like with what we're doing where people feel like it's an event. Yeah. Oh, they finally posted a video. Because like overexposure is definitely a thing that can happen. Yeah. Especially like I feel like some YouTubers brands are like the kind of like the mystique around them. You know, every time I see like an internet historian video, for example,

- Right, holy shit. - Yeah. - It's like everybody stop everything. - Yo, you stop everything. I am dropping. - The king uploaded. - That's it. We just want to have something that we upload and we're like really proud of and anything else that we want to do on the side. 'Cause obviously we've had the conversation. Oh, you know, want to make some extra money? Let's do a gaming channel. But then she's like, oh fuck it. We'll just put it on Patreon, paywall if people want to see us

Kick back, play some games, I can pay to see it. Again, I will pay to see you drunkenly analyzing anime as you watch it. We have done similar Patreon videos where we've... It's called Down the Rabbit Hole. We have a series where we just like go on the internet and we just start watching...

the most fucking... Just watch down the rabbit hole. Yeah, just watch down the rabbit hole. So, I mean, I'll do that next time. We'll do a reaction to an anime episode and I'll start analyzing. Bro, fuck yeah. I would actually pay to watch that. Okay, that's it. Give me your money. Right now. I'm curious. Do you guys get to, like, interact with your fans at all or, like, often? Well, we don't do live shows or anything like that. We've done some videos where we involve them. Like, we did a Christmas video where we...

Right. Delivered, yeah, physical gifts to patrons. Yeah, yeah. And we'd want to do some more kind of stuff like that. But yeah, because we don't live stream or anything, it seems a little difficult. Do you get like recognizing the streets often? Yeah. And people are like, yo, get your dick out. I think what they say to Chad more that pisses him off than that is...

Are you the fat guy from Filthy Frank? But that's like a joke on the channel. So I don't know if they're saying the joke. It's kind of now become this blended thing where we started making fun of that. It's like, oh, it's the fucking fat guy from Joji. And now it's like, are people saying that because they think that we think that's funny or are they actually just saying that? Is most of your audience Australian? No, it's American. I think that's just...

by the size. You can't really. I think most English speaking channels are just like that. Well, yeah, because I guess that Australian is already second, right? Because like mine's... It's like, yeah. Oh, maybe Canada. Is it 20% or something for Australia? It's okay. Because mine's like Australia. I think ours is like, in general, I think it's just like...

- US then UK. - Yeah, US, UK and then Australia. - Oh, that's right. UK is our second, sorry. And then I think it's Canada then Australia. - Oh my God. No one in Australia watches you, I guess. - Yeah. - Well, there's only 26 million people with you. - How are we gonna sell this fucking alcohol? - United States, 48.2%. United Kingdom, 11.8. Oh, now Australia, 9.3. Then Canada, 6.7. Then Germany?

- So what's your opinion on America? Have you been? - I fucking hate America. I fucking hate Americans. I fucking hate LA. I fucking hate California. Americans should all fucking yanks. - What are your reasonings?

Do you know when you like, you see a meme where you're like, oh, Americans are like really stupid and I'm dumb. So this is like coming from me. This is like the kettle call in the pot black. Like you go, I go to America and I'm like, okay, you guys are fucking stupid. Like really dumb. Like your education system, everything about this country is fucked. And everyone there's like freedom. We got our freedom and it fucking exists. Like people like that exist. And it blows my mind.

- No, we'll put it in the sand. We'll leave it in the sand. - It's not our decision anymore. It's out of my hands. - But there's great places in America. I love Texas, which is weird that I was on that rant. - That's like the most- - Yeah, that is the most- - That's the freedom state. - I think California's left like a-

like a foul taste in my mouth because it's the only place in the world I've been. Too many liberals in California. Wait, you can walk down one street and it's the top 1%?

And then you walk past the next street. It's just pitch tense and like, oh, Skid Row and shit's on the street. And it's everywhere. It's such a like shit city. And people say how much they love it. I'm like, and like other YouTubers like, yeah, I love living in California. I love it here. I'm like, actually, every YouTuber we met just said like, yeah, I don't like living in California. That's because they're not rich. If they're rich YouTubers, they live in the hills. And like, oh, I love it up here. I'm like, yeah, you're above the smog line. That's why you fucking like it. Because you can look down on the poor people.

Like, like. You can also sort of see there's this no soul behind the eyes. Yeah. Yeah. They're kind of, they're kind of always like looking past you. Yeah. Or through you. Or through you, right? You tell them your followers is under center and they're like, oh, okay, we'll have a good day. See you later. It's legit like an android or something. Yeah.

I don't know. Americans and America just such a beautiful country that I've been to some places. Yeah. It's so nice. When we're just done saying like, yeah, this is the biggest like a portion of our viewers. Right on Americans. But I feel like the people that watch us would also be like, yeah, I fucking hate my country too. Well, I think the thing with that is people often see content like that and they don't

ever associate it with themselves they're like oh but i'm like the good one yeah i get what he's saying that's so true i'm not i'm not part of that so what do you think about australia then it's all right okay let's not get political okay it's all right but i think that's why um filthy frank was so popular with some of the stuff that he would criticize as like a bit everyone who

was literally part of that fan base which were the people that he was making fun of were like that's so true but that's not me but he was making fun of those yeah so it's like the weeaboo stuff and all you know it's like yeah what does it mean a lot of weeaboos who are watching him and referencing him quoting him yeah I still to this day see people like doing filthy frank things and I go to their twitter profiles and animate a picture I'm like

- Anime is cool now though. Anime is cool. - Anime is cool now apparently. - I mean, it's kind of cool. There's still very much different sex of the anime community that definitely are not cool. Like, I don't know. It's also mean to clown on anyone who has an anime profile picture, especially if it's like a cute anime girl or something. Dragon Ball fans as well. - What'd you say? - Dragon Ball fans. - Fuck you. - Yeah, I'll happily clown on Dragon Ball fans. - I'm not like that.

- I'm not like the other Dragon Ball fans. - I'm one of the good ones. - You know what I love? I just love the simplicity and I love, like I've been working out again. - That's what they all say. - I've been working out recently and I go on YouTube and I search Dragon Ball Z workout. It's like Goku giving his power up speeches and I'm like, that's fucking me doing the extra two minutes on the treadmill, bro. Like that's my power up. - Bro, you need to get into JoJo then, man. If you need some like- - Oh, you'd fucking love JoJo. - I like the music.

That's exactly how it goes. I just want to know if Kid Goku got through that AIDS. He literally had AIDS in the timeline. He had a heart problem. He had heart AIDS or something. Not every disease is AIDS. I have seen AIDS. Does it kill you slowly? It's AIDS.

- Yeah, I mean it's... - And he lost, he lost. - In one timeline. - In the timeline, he lost, didn't he? - Yeah, that's why. - Well, you know what's fucked up? They could have raised AIDS with the Dragon Balls, but they didn't. - Shenron, my wish is get rid of the AIDS.

That's on that bottom of the to-do list. First, we need a revived Goku. We need to get Krillin back. What the fuck? Holy shit. Is there anywhere in the world that you haven't visited yet that you've been to? Because one thing I've noticed is that obviously it's hard to travel anywhere here in Australia because you guys are so fucking isolated. I don't know.

I don't mind the long hauls. Now, they're a bit harder. You know, getting fatter. But, yeah. There are a lot of places that I haven't been that I like to be. But I feel like I'm getting to a cynical age very quickly. Where I'm like, I fucking hate cities. I hate random people on the street fucking talking...

You need to go back to that little fishing place. That's where I want to go. I literally... Countryside Japan is what you're calling, dude. When we say Endgame, I want to launch Grog and I want to just make just enough money to be like, okay, I don't have to worry about anything ever again. I want to go to a fucking country like in Iceland or somewhere like that and just get 10 dogs, fuck.

I always talk about wanting to like farm and I would love to be isolated if I had good internet. That's like the one thing, which I think is possible nowadays. Really? My dream is like self-sustained farm where it's like minimum work for me, but I have people that live there and do it for me.

- Slaves. - No, I pay them, but they grow weed on the side to make extra money. - Oh, okay. - Oh, that sounds all right. - You know what I mean? And just like a little hub. I think we always joke about, wouldn't it be awesome if we had like a YouTuber commune where we just- - Yeah. - Kind of like the clout houses, but it's literally like a commune, like in a fucking- - That would probably actually do well. - It would, because it'd be cheap. We'd be able to set up giant warehouses with studios in it for 1/10 of the price. - Yeah.

And I'm just like, you want to be a YouTuber? Come to the fucking Cold Ones Ranch. Yeah, get a house on the block. We got tiny homes. Cold Ones Ranch. I love that. I fucking love that. Fuck the Hype House. Fuck these LA Cold Ones Ranch. Kind of sounds like how Epstein started, though. Okay, Cold Ones Island without the kids. Okay, okay.

- What the fuck? - What a high benchmark. - You guys dig holes and then jump head first. - Have you seen that meme where it's like YouTuber when he gets 10 million subs with like the divided pods. - Shitty music career. - Yeah, it's like shitty music career or fucking molester child. - Not that bad.

Oh my God. Oh my God. But yeah, Endgame would just, you know, just enough. A farm. A farm. And then- You should buy some like land in Japan because it's actually like incredibly easy. See, here's another argument to that. I don't want to be labeled as that guy. What do you mean that guy? That white guy that wants to go to Japan. You're not the first and you're not going to be the last. Don't worry. It's like, I saw another- Speaking of memes, we were just talking memes. I saw another meme the other day and it's like a neck beard and he's in-

New York and he's looking at all the New York people and he's like capitalism scum and then it's like and then it's him in Japan he's like oh Japan that's true but I don't I don't want to be that guy like I can get a farm anywhere I like preferably somewhere with low tax brackets right Iceland okay Iceland Iceland

And that way, I'm like free to like do whatever we want and not be worried. Like obviously, I'm worried with the changes of YouTube of it all just coming to an end. Ending. Because...

Our channel gets striked or something. - Yeah, you gotta diversify what you can't put all your eggs in one basket. - Yeah, absolutely. - I mean, I swear, I think you guys having a patron is like a fucking massive safety net. - It's the only thing that's kept us going. That and Game of Sups, Eric from Game of Sups has been very generous to us. - Daddy Game of Sups. - What's the code?

Trash taste. You don't fucking know that you have this shit on your set all the time? Yeah, haven't you guys been drinking? You know they told me that you guys are like one of their biggest sellers for the wafer cups as well. It makes sense. We're the anime podcast. I don't know why you guys have a code. They probably do. It's on the screen right now. So we don't say it. Oh.

That's why they sell so well. It's so natural. I just love drinking out of it. He's just drinking out of that.

So it's like, yeah, it's just like one day. And then that way, once I've got everything I want, I'm a simple man. I don't want my fast. Just a few million dollars. Just a fucking $50 million farm. I'm a simple man. I can get one for like 800. That's self-sustainable. Just a few slaves. And a thousand employees. No, I can get it for a pretty good price. You know, I don't want a flash guy driving this in Cuba. I'm a simple man. How about we just turn our patrons into farm hands? 100%.

$100 tier, you can come live on the farm and work for free. Pay us $100, you get to milk our cow for us and we get to keep the milk. You pay $100 to work for them. Yes, that sounds good. But that's essentially what PewDiePie did. I reckon that's where MrBeast is heading. In a way. That's what R. Kelly did. I reckon MrBeast is heading to the Amazon type town sort of shit. Amazon town? Yeah, the fucking Bezos had... Remember, you don't know about the...

They basically just had a whole thing that turned into everyone that worked there. - Oh, that's what MrBeast has. - I think he already has that, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think MrBeast is coming. - No, no, I think Jimmy actually does have it. - What? - Like he has like a cul-de-sac apparently. - Oh, that's a cul-de-sac, it's nothing. - Oh, you don't have like a whole town. - Oh, is it gonna be Beast City?

Beast City. Beastopolis. I think like the whole team has like an entire row of like houses that they rented out. That makes sense. Made like a small village. I'm talking out my ass. This is, I'm making this shit up. It sounds poor. From my knowledge, and once again, don't call me on it, he does have a massive property which has warehouses on it.

- Yeah. - Where they go there and it's just a ranch of warehouses and they film multiple videos at the same time and all the way. - He was ahead of the meta, man. He knew ranches was the way to go. - Yeah, let's do it. - Is there any content that you want to do in the future? Like- - That you haven't done yet? - Not like buying like farmland or whatever. - We're gonna go to Japan, but we've done something else related to traveling, which isn't out yet. - Ooh. - Okay. - Yeah.

Shout out to Prezzo for taking a hundred years. I think six months he's had the footage for. But we've got, we're cooking a video where we do want to get out of the studio and travel more and let him cook. - For six months. - He needs to stop cooking.

- He's taking it out of the oven bro, it's burning. - I know we feel that we sometimes we film a special when it comes out like eight months later or something like that. - We definitely don't have that right now. - We definitely don't have that problem as well. - Eight months and a year.

Oh yeah, we've had one for a year. Oh, that makes me feel a lot better. Prezzo, take your time. Keep cooking. Yeah, you're good, bro. Make sure you just get some more season. Oh my God. There are other stuff we've talked about doing, but we're moving offices at the moment because we're getting a bigger office. Yeah. Setting up a new studio. We're hiring new people. We've got some new editors starting. So our goal is to video a week.

and then be able to do stuff outside the studio, travel related videos. We want to do a video where we go to Japan and I won't spoil it. - There's a lot of things we could do in Japan from a cold one standpoint. - It's like a gold mine of content for you guys in Japan for sure. - Yeah, it'd be fun to see. - I want to recreate the Logan Paul vlog.

Start to finish frame by frame. We should get the hat. We should wear the fucking little Toy Story hat. And we should hang up a mannequin in the forest. Maybe not that far. Guys. Just one scene where we're like, we're going to Japan and we have that hat on. That's like an homage, you know? Filming an actual... Dude, filming an actual body, that's too far. Yeah.

- But funny? - No, no. - Bad idea, bad idea. - Have you guys seen the conspiracy videos where they're like, that was scripted 'cause the wind was blowing in this direction on that day and the body was swaying this way. - It sounds like people talking about how the moon landing is fake. - There's no shadow. - Who gave it enough thought to give a fuck?

- So many years ago as well, Jesus. - Yeah, and it's still, I feel, I still feel like we're feeling the effects. - If he had like made a full like, like, like turnaround where he's actually a legend now and he's like, like cool guy. - He just can't stop fucking up. - Yeah, he can't. - God, he was so close to a redemption.

- Bunch of crypto scams. - Crypto zoo shit. - Which pisses me off 'cause I know he made retirement. - But now he's fine again. He's totally fine again. Everyone's just like, yeah, yeah, it's fine. - So that makes me feel so good. Like I can't get canceled. Like if that guy's still fucking surviving, you know what? - We just had to cut something. - If he can get away with all the shit he's done with like that. I remember I used to wake up every morning with anxiety. I'm getting canceled for some shit I did last week.

But now I wake up in the morning. I'm like, you know what? If he can get away with that, there is no way I can do it. This is how evil starts. He is evil. That man is evil. Like I could be evil. Yeah. Yeah. Chad is. No, I'm saying I can be stupid.

- I understand the thing, the point you're coming from is like, why should he be able to get away with that? - Well, yeah, it's frustrating 'cause you're like, man, why should I have to hold myself to any standard? - Exactly, but there should be more things,

things holding your morals in place then what the next guy can get away with it's not about what I can get away with it's like I obviously will do or say something and I have in the past and I've looked at it like like you said when we're looking at old videos we always go oh I wish I never did

that I can maybe get in trouble for that one day I feel really disappointed in myself but I do have that thought where I look at stuff I've done in the past and go I'm really disappointed in myself that's not me anymore but then maybe I will get in trouble one day because the internet does like to nitpick me it's not even just that times have changed and people don't like to I know but my point is if I ever got in trouble for it

like 10 years down the line because the internet likes to bring out this is who you were you're bad for being that person yeah I know you're completely different now but fuck fuck you it's like if he can get away with scamming people and like double down and go like fuck you guys you deserve to get scammed you shouldn't have invested then I'm like man there's no way I can get in trouble for saying this stupid shit I did

- Well, I think- - I can't get in trouble, but- - Yeah, I think the reality is that just times fucking change. And a lot of people who complain now about people's like previous like behavior or whatever the shit are soon going to realize five years down the line, there's gonna be some shit that we're doing and saying in this day and age that's not gonna be socially acceptable in five years.

- Yeah, sorry, finish what you're- - Yeah, there's gonna be like some kind of clip or some kind of tweet on Instagram out there. And they're gonna realize, oh shit, I was part of the cycle. This is a fucking cycle. - They're at the stage in their lives right now, I think for the most part, where it's like, they are either not old enough or not experienced enough in life where they've made those mistakes themselves. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. - And they realize that that and making mistakes and learning from it

You know, years down the line. And changing through that is just like a natural part of fucking growing up. What sort of pisses me off though is people don't even acknowledge that times have changed. They're like, you said or did this. But it's like, I said or did that because at that time I was pushing the envelope only a little bit. And it was like, it was maybe a little bit edgy. But it was now, obviously fast forward to here. And that's so far behind the line. It's like, it's not something I feel...

I should need to apologize for a lot of that stuff. It's just things have changed and you don't like to admit. Because at the time, it's like, how were you supposed to know that it was going to go in the direction where it's like, it's not cool now. Like sometimes you can kind of like figure it out just from like how societally, you know, things are changing. But then there are a lot of times where it's like,

how was I supposed to know that in 20 years time, this word is bad now? - A lot of the people that are taking those risks are making things which made them something because they were willing to take those risks. If they were super sanitized for what everyone's saying, you shouldn't, you should have stuck to this fucking script.

they wouldn't have got to where they are. You wouldn't know who they were because they haven't taken those paths. Yeah. And now people that have survived that are people because they actually did look at their past. They're like, okay. But then there are people that double down just like kept doing it and then nowhere to be seen now. Yeah. People should be able to look at it and go, okay, I acknowledge that times have changed. I don't necessarily like apologize for what that was back then because things were different, but I understand now

how culturally things are different. That's, you know, I won't do it again. Yeah. Well, like I think that's better. It's better for me to go in this direction now. And I'm supportive of this or that. And like, we're all evolving together. We're all in this together. Um, yeah. But like Chad said, there's probably people who go, it's really weird to me because the internet, like they strive for change. Like all these movements are about change and then they find someone who has changed and

who has already acknowledged what they've done in the past is stupid and they've gotten better, but they still go back to the past. To people that have changed, they're like, fuck you. I'm going to ruin your life for something else. You're advocating for change. I've changed. I've acknowledged that, but you're still getting mad at me. What the fuck do you want from me? Yeah, they don't want... It's not what they think they want. They want to fucking criticize. They don't actually want that person to...

Yeah, they'll find any excuse to just like tear down that person because of a personal agenda or whatever it might be. Even though, as you said, like they want you to change on the surface, but then they still go out of their way to like dig up all chin and be like, ha, see, he was bad. That's why I just want to farm. Yeah.

- Don't wanna think about it. - With people on there helping me with it, with some weed growing on the side, you know? That's what I'm talking about, no internet out there. - I want farmers that won't dig up my farm. - They just look at me for who I am. - What a poignant way to end the episode, I think. - Yes.

- Wow, this was a shit. - This is a fucking shit. - Exactly as I expected. - Yeah, you know when I said we don't normally have to cut out things in Trash Taste, this is probably one of the few episodes where there's gonna be a Patreon version for this episode of Trash Taste. - So hey, go check out the Patreon version by going to patreon.com/trashtaste. Also follow us on Twitter, send us some memes on the subreddit. And if you hate our face, listen to us on Spotify.

And yeah, we'll also be on a cold ones episode. - Yeah, that's probably gonna come out before when this episode comes out. - No, ours takes months. - Ours takes so long. - Eventually it'll come out. - Eventually, I don't know if this is a part one or a part two, but this is part of a two parter. - Yeah. - And I'm sure we're gonna be more intoxicated on your set. - And we're gonna get real political. - Just to say.

- Yeah. - Well, thank you very much for coming on guys. - Thanks for having us. - Yeah. - Oh fuck, I got you guys gifts that I forgot to give you. - Oh, really? - Oh, okay. - Now I feel like an asshole. - They're not rude, they're not really that good of gifts. - They're from both of us. - Okay. - Okay. - They're from Max, they're from Max. - I just wanted to make the set look more like from home, you know? - Okay. - All right. - Oh no. - What?

- Oh my God, what is this? - Oh, we got some fucking hentai. - Why do you have so much hentai? - What, wait, what do you have so much? - What the fuck? - What are you saying? - Why do you have so much? - I thought maybe you...

- I mean, I'm taking this home. - It's from Mandrake or whatever. - Yeah, Mandrake. - You ordered this online? - Oh, so much. - This is gonna be blurred anyway, but this is the selection that we got. - Do you guys know what any of this shit is? - Yeah, I used to buy some of this. - You fucking wimp. - Oh my God.

- Yeah, there you go. - I'll let you hold on to it. - Let me read that. - I'll let you hold on to it for now. - Oh no, it's all yours. - Is this something you've had in the house, Max? - Yeah, I'll take it. - How do you have so much? - Wait, I think it's just...

- Oh my God. That's fucked up. - What the fuck? - I thought this said milk hunt for a second, but it says milk hunts. - All right, before we get to muntins, we're gonna end the episode. Thanks for watching guys. - What are you fucking Elvin I see chat? - Man, there's some fucking weird looking pussies in this. - All right, we'll see you guys next week. Bye.